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[SOLDIER 76] has entered [Definitely not the Overwatch]
SOLDIER 76: h
SOLDIER 76: hd
TRACER: 76? You alright there mate?
SOLDIER 76: hdakhfd
SOLDIER 76: hasfjkg
CASSIDY: You good there, 76?
SOLDIER 76: h
CASSIDY: Hey, Genji, mind going to check in on Soldier?
GENJI: alright?
GENJI: does anyone know where she last was?
SOLDIER 76: h
TRACER: I think I saw her heading towards the practice range?
SOLDIER 76: h
SOLDIER 76: h
CASSIDY: …is she having a stroke?
CASSIDY: should we get Angela?
CASSIDY: @MERCY
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MERCY: Huh? What seems to be the issue?
SOLDIER 76: h
CASSIDY: We’re worried about 76
SOLDIER 76: h
CASSIDY: …see?
GENJI: i think i found her
GENJI: one sec
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MERCY: Hmm
MERCY: @GENJI, if it turns out she needs assistance, bring her to the medbay
TRACER: I hope 76 is alright
CASSIDY: Have you met her? She’s sturdier than a brick shithouse. She’ll be fine.
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GENJI: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
TRACER: Is she alright?!
GENJI: 彼女はそうしません！
MERCY: I’m on my way.
MERCY: You said the practice range, correct?
GENJI: はい！
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CASSIDY: Genji??? What’s going on???
GENJI: 彼女を殺してやる、くそー！
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MERCY: THIS BITCH
MERCY: WILLST DU MICH VERARSCHEN?!
MERCY: @REINHARDT @TORBJORN
MERCY: I
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MERCY: 5 JAHRE!!!
MERCY: SIE WAR DIE GANZE ZEIT AM LEBEN?!
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CASSIDY: Wait a darn minute
CASSIDY: Are you sayin’ what i think you’re sayin
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GENJI: JACKS ALIVE
REINHARDT: Entschuldigung Was?
TORBJORN: Vad.
TRACER: WH A T
GENJI: ……Ana too
GENJI: Jack just threw her under the bus
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[REINHARDT] has left [Definitely not the Overwatch]
[TRACER] has left [Definitely not the Overwatch]
Notes:
I hate the Overwatch timeline 😭
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[D.VA] has entered [Definitely not the Overwatch]
TRACER: ello luv!
D.VA: GUYS I
D.VA: I NEED SOMEONE TO VERIFY WHAT THE FUCK IM SEEING
D.VA: https://y.utube/
TRACER: is
TRACER: is that Sombra???
LUCIO: “Reviewing Japanese Snacks While My Parents Argue In the Background”
LUCIO: wait a minute
LUCIO: …isn’t that 76?
TRACER: ISNT THAT REAPER???
LUCIO: WHAT THE HELL
Notes:
owo
—A
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[SOMBRA] has opened the chat
SOMBRA: oi mamí
SOMBRA: ¿Dónde estás?
SOMBRA: I got something you might just be interested in
[MILF 76] has joined the chat
MILF 76: I’m here
MILF 76: Also don’t call me that
SOMBRA: sí sí sí lo que sea
SOMBRA: you still answered to it
SOMBRA: de todos modos
SOMBRA: I have footage of Reaper falling down the stairs in the new base
SOMBRA: Interested?
MILF 76: …
MILF 76: …what do you want in exchange?
SOMBRA: pizza recipes
SOMBRA: Mauga destroyed the server that I kept all of mine on
MILF 76: deal.
MILF 76: wait
MILF 76: SOMBRA DID YOU CHANGE MY NAME???
SOMBRA: jaja
SOMBRA: mua mauk, 76
MILF 76: SOMBRA
[SOMBRA] has closed the chat
Notes:
Google Docs Mobile hates Spanish apparently.
Enjoy!
—A
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[SOLDIER 76] has entered [Definitely not the Overwatch]
SOLDIER 76: Bbbbb
TRACER: Jack, you alright you old bird?
SOLIDER 76: h
CASSIDY: Oh lord
CASSIDY: not again
GENJI: Jack
GENJI: 母親
GENJI: if someone else turns out to not be dead
GENJI: I’m defecting and joining Talon
SOLDIER 76: h
SOLDIER 76: make sure to bring my ex back if you do
SOLDIER 76: because if i bring him back
SOLDIER 76: he’s gonna wish he died in Switzerland
CASSIDY: …
TRACER: …
GENJI: …
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CASSIDY: WHAT THE HELL
CASSIDY: YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND LEAVE
CASSIDY: GABE?????
CASSIDY: ?????
TRACER: WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK
GENJI: ここはもう嫌だ
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ANA: lol
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[WIDOWMAKER] has entered [L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.]
WIDOWMAKER: Sombra.
WIDOWMAKER: Where is Reaper.
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SOMBRA: no c
WIDOWMAKER: Don’t give me that.
WIDOWMAKER: We both know that you track all of Talon.
WIDOWMAKER: Where is he.
SOMBRA: 01010000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01100001 01100010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01101011 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 00110111 00110110
WIDOWMAKER: Sombra.
SOMBRA: 01000101 01101001 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 11100010 10000000 10011001 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100101 01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110010 01101111 01101101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101001 01110010 01100100 01101111
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SOMBRA: jajaja
SOMBRA: @REAPER
SOMBRA: tell mamí i said hola, k?
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CASSIDY: I’m just sayin
CASSIDY: anyone who thinks a hotdog is a sandwich
CASSIDY: needs to be executed
TRACER: it’s alright to be wrong luv
TRACER: everyone is sometimes
TRACER: like Jack
TRACER: who is wrong all the time
SOLDIER 76: what did I do to deserve this
REINHARDT: FIVE YEARS JACK
REINHARDT: I BURIED YOU
REINHARDT: I SPOKE AT YOUR FUNERAL
REINHARDT: I MOURNED FOR YOU
SOLDIER 76: not this again
SOLDIER 76: why don’t you yell at Ana?
SOLDIER 76: it’s been longer for her.
REINHARDT: ANA SCARES ME
CASSIDY: not our fault the two of y’all’s decided to fake y’all’s deaths
TRACER: WAIT
TRACER: I HAVE AN IDEA
[TRACER] has renamed the chat to [Who Here Is Actually Dead? Sound Off.]
CASSIDY: magnificent
[GABRIEL REYES] has entered [Who Here Is Actually Dead? Sound Off.]
GABRIEL: …
[GABRIEL REYES] has changed screen name to [REAPER]
REAPER: …
REAPER: a hotdog is a taco
[REAPER] has left [Who Here Is Actually Dead? Sound Off.]
REINHARDT: yo what the fuck
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SOLDIER 76: @CASSIDY where are you
SOLDIER 76: It’s late.
CASSIDY: You ain’t my mother, Jack
CASSIDY: So it ain’t any of your concern.
[REAPER] has entered [Who Here Is Actually Dead? Sound Off.]
REAPER: Don’t talk to your mother like that, hijo.
REAPER: …
REAPER: ¿Dónde estás, Cole?
REAPER: Deja de preocupar a tu madre.
CASSIDY: …
CASSIDY: …doin’ a pizza run
REAPER: get ur mother some of those cheese bread things as an apology
REAPER: then go to your room.
CASSIDY: I
CASSIDY: ????
REAPER: Cole Jacob Cassidy
CASSIDY: …
CASSIDY: fine
Notes:
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