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Alterna’s First Annual Hunger Games

Summary:

WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER ALTERNA HUNGER GAMES!! BROUGHT TO YOU BY ..- -. -.- -. --- .-- -.

Please take a seat and watch our tributes fight for a better furture!

Notes:

This was created for a Discord Event in the Splatoon Discord server, here is the link; https://discord.gg/fvvXSF48Wz

Please consider joining and do remember that these are real people, may not be their real names but still. Also this is just pure crack atp so please do laugh at some points

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The Tributes

DISTRICT 1

AG5: A simple Inkling who somehow likes Clam Blitz

Maniax: Another Inkling, Who is known to quote out “I am very good at Splatoon and I like persona a lot :D
I am also diabetic which is cool because I can skip lines at Disneyland!!”

 

DISTRICT 2

Cat: An Octoling, very known by the name Catbread and have been very expressive for making sure we announce that “🎀I mean I can draw and I like music and stuff 😍😍 bitch how do I do this 😭😭 but btw since I imagine you'll be using the hjnger games sim can I be valled catpiss everpee(reference from squiddies hunger games) but I also play pjsk dislyte and overwatxh 😍😍🎀”

Kami: Another Octoling from this district who likes to say “Artist, ENFP, I can sing, clumsy”

 

DISTRICT 3

Veemo: A simple Octoling who doesn’t say much.

Callien: An Inkling who like their fellow district tribute doesn't say much.

 

DISTRICT 4

Sylvia: An Octoling who gave us a note to read out which says “yes I think I am very cool, I like maximo park, I’m also michael Jackson (🤫🤤) ”

Mimic: Another Octoling who also gave us a note saying “A random perzon in ALTERNA ^_^!!I have atyping quirk(replacing "s" with "z") I alzo play PHIGHTING! :D”

 

DISTRICT 5

Freaky Fart: A quesy Inkling who shouts “i like dungeon meshi..dungeon meshi fans hmu.. “ whilst farting

Minus: An Inkling whos trying not to be sick because of their partners farts.

 

DISTRICT 6

Mars: A Inkling who also gave us a note saying “I like scrapbooking (i know nothing about hunger games) also by description do you mean like my looks or sumn? cause if so I got brown wavy hair and the mopst beautiful green eyes ever uhuh uhuh ANDS IM REALLY COOL AND IM THE VICE PRESIDENT”

Evergreen: An Octoling who is very passionate about our eco system.

 

DISTRICT 7

Dj Hyperfish: This inkling dj is waaaaayy to focused on music than the games

Rei: An Octoling that would rather be anywhere than here

 

DISTRICT 8

Bengooinki: A loud inkling that has yelled at us to make sure we read out their introductions in which we sadly have to.. “I am a nerd + I am doing my DofE award soon so I have some wilderness skills and have also been camping numerous times + I AM Gen z and NOT a millennial 🤬🤬🤬 You make a single millennial joke in this weird game and you will be sent to the peasant pit 🤬🤬🤬 I am a good climber 👍 I make videos and love my phone lots 👹” they are millennial and they know it. And RUDE AF, i hope he loses.

Jaiden: An octoling who unlike their fellow tribute asked us nicely for their introductions to be read out “quiet, but very loud when comfy with someone, somewhat nice :)”

 

DISTRICT 9

Val: Another inkling tribute that has kindly gave us their introduction which says “I AM THE AVATAR!” I have no idea wtf this means

Mr Mini: An octoling who volunteered for another, he has stolen many hearts and gave us his introduction which states “I love drawing working on my OC’s & worlds, on the side I play many different games & post silly Splatoon videos online! I also like wearing the same hat in Splatoon unless I can’t :3”

 

DISTRICT 10

Zora: An octoling who is very talented in art, they should have so much confidence in themselves for it.

Jay: An inkling that hasn’t realised that they were participating till the very last second as they were in a daze, personally i dont blame them.

DISTRICT 11

Diedre: An inkling who has never spoken out in Alterna much or at all to my knowledge, who knows what they are capable in the games.

Hdood: A very Chill inkling, not much other than that.

 

DISTRICT 12

Amia: A very chaotic Octoling, They only volunteered because their friend was chosen, they often quote out “so cool and very awesome and sexy, 1/2 of the party rats xxxx”

Blorp: Another Chaotic Inkling, They were very upset when their fellow tribute volunteered into the games because they were friends but was glad there was a familiar face atleast, their introduction note stated “i think i’m pretty fashionable and epic OH im also 1/2 of the party rats aswell!!”

 

Well there we have it, this all of this year’s tributes lets hope the games go well and remember…

May the odds be ever in your favour.

Chapter 2: BLOODBATH

Summary:

Just to note that whilst using the sim that there was only 2 genders and some ppl use they/them and i physically cannot remember 24 separate pronouns as much as i wish to i cant so they are all left to default so please don't mind that.

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AG5 grabs a sickle and Maniax gets a slingshot

Cat breaks Kami's nose for a basket of bread

Veemo grabs a backpack of supplies and retreats

Callien scores a bar mace from inside the cornucopia

Mimic grabs a backpack but it's not zipped and most of the supplies fall out.

Sylvia breaks Minus's nose for a basket of bread.

Freaky Fart and Mars share everything they gathered before running.

Evergreen takes a spear leaning on the cornucopia.

Rei finds a bag full of food.

Dj Hyperfish stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Jaiden scares Bengooinki away from the cornucopia.

Mr Mini finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

Val sets an explosive off killing Jay and Zora

Hdood breaks Diedre's nose for a basket of bread.

Blorp and Amia both go for the same axe. Blorp gives up and retreats.

2 Cannons go off during the day as

 

Jay and Zora have perished.

Chapter 3: Day and Night 1

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DAY 1

AG5 practices his knife throwing and archery.

Maniax is killed by a poisonous arrow shot by Cat.

Kami discovers a water source.

Veemo and Callien hunt for other tributes.

Mimic camouflages himself in a cave type area.

Sylvia, Minus, Freaky Fart, and Mars hunt for other tributes

Evergreen dies of dysentery.

Rei and Dj Hyperfish create an alliance.

Jaiden dreams about home back at his district.

Bengooinki sprains his ankle while running away from Mr Mini.

Val fishes in the water for some food

Hdood and Diedre hunt for other tributes.

Blorp practices his knife throwing and archery

Amia searches for food.

 

NIGHT 1

 

AG5 tends to Cat's wounds.

Kami, Veemo, Callien, Mimic, and Sylvia aggressively track down and kill Minus.

Freaky Fart cries herself to sleep.

Mars lets Rei into his campsite.

Dj Hyperfish convinces Jaiden to snuggle with her for the night.

Bengooinki tries to treat his infection with water and grass.

Mr Mini receives a gourmet five course meal from an unknown sponsor

Val huddles up next to a fire and cooks the meat she hunted earlier in the day.

Hdood receives fresh food and materials from an unknown sponsor.

Diedre questions her sanity.

Blorp quietly hums in the night.

Amia quietly hums in the night.

 

3 cannons go off in the night as…

 

Maniax, Evergreen and Minus have perished.

Chapter 4: Day and Night 2

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DAY 2

 

AG5 discovers a hidden pathway.

Cat sets Kami on fire for a painful death.

Veemo scares Callien off into the distance.

Mimic practices his knife throwing and archery.

Sylvia climbs up a tree to make a resting spot.

Freaky Fart shoots 2 arrows into Mars's body.

Rei has a mild panic attack.

Dj Hyperfish questions her sanity.

Jaiden scares Bengooinki off into the distance.

Mr Mini and Val work together for the day.

Hdood and Diedre work together for the day.

Blorp begs for Amia to kill him. she refuses, keeping Blorp alive.

 

NIGHT 2!!

 

AG5 leaves Cat, Veemo, and Callien because he does not like their plan to kill more people.

Mimic receives medical supplies and nuts from an unknown sponsor.

Sylvia shamelessly kills Freaky Fart while she is resting.

Rei tends his wounds with leaves and water.

Dj Hyperfish sets up camp for the night.

Jaiden quietly hums in the night.

Bengooinki cries himself to sleep.

Mr Mini falls asleep shivering from a fever.

Val kills Hdood with a hand-made weapon

Diedre tries to sing herself to sleep.

Blorp convinces Amia to stand guard for the night while he sleeps.

 

4 Cannon shots go off into the night as…

 

Kami, Mars, Freaky Fart and Hdood have perished.

Chapter 5: Day and Night 3

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DAY 3

AG5 and Cat betray Veemo with the aid of a rope.

Callien receives medical supplies from a sponsor.

Mimic injures himself tripping over a log.

Sylvia scares Rei off into the distance.

Dj Hyperfish questions her sanity.

Jaiden and Bengooinki hunt for other tributes

Mr Mini, Val, Diedre, Blorp, and Amia hunt for other tributes

 

NIGHT 3

 

AG5 falls asleep in a tree.

Cat spears Callien in the abdomen.

Mimic lets Sylvia into his campsite.

Rei attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful given the lack of materials available

Dj Hyperfish is repeatedly awoken by nightmares.

Jaiden receives matches from an unknown sponsor.

Bengooinki and Mr Mini create a fort for the night.

Val tends to Diedre's wounds.

Blorp convinces Amia to stand guard for the night while he sleeps.

 

2 Cannon shots go off into the night as…

 

Veemo and Callien have perished.

Chapter 6: Day and Night 4

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DAY 4

AG5 discovers a hidden pathway.

Cat searches for water.

Mimic recieves a bow and arrow from a sponsor.

Sylvia overwhelmed with anger, bashes Rei's head against a rock several times.

Dj Hyperfish makes a wooden spear from tree branches.

Jaiden tries to sleep in order to reduce stress.

Bengooinki explores the arena.

Mr Mini discovers a hidden pathway.

Val sees Diedre but decides to stay quiet and let her pass.

Blorp runs away from Amia.

NIGHT 4

AG5 receives an iPad from an unknown sponsor.

Cat, Mimic, and Sylvia sleep in shifts, each hoping the other two do not betray them.

Dj Hyperfish, Jaiden, and Bengooinki get into a squabble. Jaiden escalates it and kills them both

Mr Mini convinces Val to snuggle with him for the night.

Diedre huddles up next to a fire and cooks the meat she hunted earlier in the day.

Blorp attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful given the lack of materials available.

Amia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

During the night 3 Cannon Shots go off as…

Rei, Dj Hyperfish and Bengooinki have perished.

Chapter 7: Day and Night 5

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DAY 5

AG5 repeatedly stabs Cat to death with a katana.

Mimic questions his sanity.

Sylvia, Jaiden, and Mr Mini hunt for other tributes.

Val is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Diedre injures herself tripping over a log

Blorp and Amia hunt for other tributes.

NIGHT 5

AG5 throws a knife into Mimic's chest.

Sylvia is repeatedly awoken by nightmares.

Jaiden tends to Mr Mini's wounds.

Val sees a fire, but stays in place.

Diedre and Blorp decide to make a peace treaty to make it through the night.

Amia thinks about her family.

During the night 2 cannon shots go off as…

Cat and Mimic have perished.

Chapter 8: Day and Night 6

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Day 6

AG5 injures himself tripping over a log.

Sylvia kills Jaiden with a hand-made weapon.

Mr Mini sees poison fog but manages to escape.

Val, Diedre, and Blorp get into a fight. Val quickly kills them both.

Amia has a mild panic attack.

Night 6

AG5 dies of dysentery.

Sylvia and Mr Mini create a fort for the night.

Val and Amia hold hands and cry together.

During the night 4 cannon shots go off as…

Jaiden, Diedre, Blorp and AG5 have perished.

Chapter 9: Day and Night 7

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Day 7

Sylvia accidentally slips on a rock and tumbles down a cliff.

Mr Mini overhears Val and Amia talking in the distance.

Night 7

Mr Mini accidentally walks over a land mine

Val lets Amia into her campsite.

 

During the Night 2 cannon shots go off as..

 

Sylvia and Mr Mini have perished.

Chapter 10: Day 8, The final Day…

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Day 8

Val pushes Amia off a cliff during an argument.

 

- The Hunger Games has now complete -

Val has now been declared the winner.

With this the first Altrena hunger games has been completed, the fleeing inkling and octolings souls have been collected and has been respawned at ..- -. -.. .. ... -.-. .-.. --- ... . -.. / .-.. --- -.-. .- - .. --- -.

for what reason? who knows im just the announcer :3