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Doing Mrs Dodds fight scene.

Chiron:Percy catch 

Percy 1: Mr Brunner what am I supposed to do with a pen-

*Sword gets stuck behind the wheelchair while chiron is still moving.*

Percy 1: *struggling* S-so-sword *finally getting it unstuck*

Chiron: *laughing while rolling off*

Redoing the scene

Percy 1 &2 :*accidentally drops the pen multiple times*

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While setting up the wings

Grover 2: *Rizz's up clarisse 2*

Clarissa 2: *goes along with it*

~~Later~~

Ares 2: *comes out for costume check*

Grover 2: yo let me try to rizz up ares now!

Grover 1: No no Grover doesn't like them them like that 

Grover 2: well this one does so deal with it.

Grover 2: *Rizz's up ares 2 in front of Grover 1*

Ares 2: *goes along with it again.*

Camper in the wings: damn Grover rizzing up the whole blood line.

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In the wings

Ares and Silena: *mewing at a camper*

Camper:why do people keep mewing at me

Bus driver/conductor: what did you say?

Camper: uh

Silena: Don't

Camper :didn't hear* mewing

Bus driver/conductor: omg that's the name mewing I've been trying to remember the name.

Silena: no it was going perfect my gaslighting.

Bus driver/conductor: thank you thank you camper.

Camper: your welcome?

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Minotaur scenes 

Sally and Minotaur: *doing hand to hand combat*

Everyone in the wings: *laughing*

Sally: percy run!

Minotaur: *about to stab her*

Scene is taking a bit long

Percy 1 in the wings: just die bitch.

Everyone that heard : *trying to not die of laughter*

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While doing act 1

Camper : where are chiron pants

Othercamper:what do you mean

Camper: chiron has posiden shorts on and no shoes.

Othercamper: omg he does.

In other scenes

Camper: hey where is chiron's butt?

Othercamper:huh?

Camper: chiron doesn't have his horse butt on.

Othercamper:oh ya luck is fixing it.

While doing a quick costume change

Director:guys ima need yall to redo the scene

Chiron: dude we are like already halfway done.

The son of posiden scene

Percy 1:*finished singing their part*

Chiron: *still changing* oh um hoof

2 Campers: *laughing*

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While posiden is leaving.

Posiden: I'll see you around then

Director: ok um posiden I need you to be more flirty like you going to take her out.

Posiden: ok got is

Posiden: I'll see you around then~

Sally:ok then*Debi Ryan hair tuck*

Posiden: *does goodbye hand grabby*

Camper: why did it look like he was saying bye pookie*

Othercamper: omg it did!!

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Katie: yo there's a spider

Camper: where?

Katie: Up there

Othercamper: guys I'm really afraid of spiders.

Anothercamper: look at, it's not there

*stage person trying to hit it with riptide*

Stage person: uh guy it's gone.

Othercamper: the fuck you mean is gone

Stage person:I mean it's gone

Othercamper: *starts freaking out*

Anothercamper:*also starts to freak out*

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After luke stabs percy

Chiron: *missed the cue in monotone voice* uh go after him

Annabeth2:someone get him some ambrosia.

Chiron:oh um

~~Earlier~~

Chiron holding an open granola bar: dude this shit got hair on it and percy 2 has to eat it.

Grover 1: It's whatever

~~Now~~

Chiron:here you go

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~~In the wings~~

Posiden wearing his sandals 

Posiden:what are yall staring at

Oracle:those feel illegal to see

Stage manager 2: ya and their starting to stink up the place

Posiden: no their not and stop staring at them

Oracle: we should print out those pixelated blobs and tape them at your shoes

Stage manager 2:or the blured ones

~During a quick change~

Luke: Selina move his socks for them to be ready to slide on

Selina after doing it:ew now I have Posidens juice on me

Selina:*wipes on camper*

Camper:ew no I don't want it *wipes it back on Selina*

Camper:What is this the cheese touch

Selina:omg the Posiden touch.

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~~While practicing music~~

Percy 1 and posiden: *arguing over something*

Percy 1 :square up bitch I'll find out where you live

Posiden: what the fuck

~~Somewhere else~~

Chiron and others:*doing a quick change*

Camper:look at Chiron furry shoes

Campers:*laughing*

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~~Backstage~~

Chiro:* getting ready for campfire*

Stageperson:*thrust into chiron butt*

Camper: *to another camper* you know your boyfriend just thrusted into chiron ass right now

camper: huh I didn't know he was a horse lover.

Stageperson:*walks towards them*

camper:horse lover

Stageperson:what?

camper: horse lover because Camper saw you thrust into chiron.

Stageperson:well Camper is a liar

camper:well I saw you to

Stageperson:well your also a liar.

Stageperson :*walks away*

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~During and terrible day~

Chiron: I did mean to tell you

Chiron walks around 

~Backstage~

camper: Gods look at it swing

Katie:ya why is it swinging around like that

~Bring on the monsters~

Chiron:*truns around*

Randomcamper: *mouths* oh shit *tried to move out if the way*

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Backstage

Dionysus: yo posiden you ready for this scene

Chiron: Posiden?! I'm not posiden?

Dionysus: oh shit didn't see your outfit.

~~After posiden says bye~~

Posiden:*up on the moving stairs

Luke: get down!

Clarisse: hurry up

Katie:just jump down 

Posiden:*quickly gets down*

Luke:sit down 

Katie:dude just sit down

Clarisse:just fucking sit down

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~~10 mins before rehearsal~~

Camper to mainstageperson:Cool you got a com

mainstageperson:Ha I'm not that Important

Mrs.Dodds:Hell ya your not

~~Later in the wings~~

mainstageperson:*sits on the couch&shakes*no women

Selina:You just sat between 2 women.

Camper:ya

mainstageperson:wait you no have weiner

Selina:nuh uh

mainstageperson:NNOOOOO!!!!

~Even later~

mainstageperson still on couch:so you had..

Camper:a bad day

mainstageperson:shut uuppp