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Part 1 of Texting and Trauma, Part 1 of Red
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2024-02-25
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2024-03-13
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KarAsuNo cHaTfiC

Summary:

Ryuuu: :(
ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: :(

 

A chatfic because.

Rated T for swearing
(OLD WORK but i love it so eh)

Notes:

:)

Chapter 1: tHe CrEaTion oF thE heLL hoLe

Summary:

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Sawamura Daichi's name to Daddy
Sugamama: Kinky

Notes:

hellooooo

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Sunday 24th, 1:01pm.

Sawamura Daichi added Sugawara Koushi and 12 others to the chat.

Sawamura Daichi renamed the chat to 'Karasuno'

Sawamura Daichi: Good evening everyone. Coach Ukai said it would be a good idea to create a groupchat so if club meetings or practises are moved, cancelled or times change, Kiyoko-san won't have to message everyone individually.

Ennoshita Chikara: Why.

Kinoshita Hisashi: This is going to end so badly.

Sugawara Koushi: Nothing volleyball related is going to be said here and I can't wait.

Azumane Asahi: I'm scared.

Ennoshita Chikara: You're always scared.

Sugawara Koushi: Wuss.

Azumane Asahi: Thanks.

Ennoshita Chikara has changed Azumane Asahi's name to Wuss

Noyaaa has changed their name to ROLLINGTHUNDAAA

Ryuuu has changed Ennoshita Chikara's name to enNOSHITa

Kinoshita Hisashi: Bitch I wanted that name

Ryuuu has changed Kinoshita Hisashi's name to SickOfThisBullShitA

SickOfThisBullShitA: I'll allow it

Tsukishima Kei has left the group

Yamaguchi Tadashi has added Tsukishima Kei to the group

Tsukishima Kei: No.

Tsukishima Kei has left the group

Yamaguchi Tadashi has added Tsukishima Kei to the group

Yamaguchi Tadashi: Yes

Tsukishima Kei: Traitor

Sugawara Koushi has changed their name to Sugar

Sugar: No leaving. 

Narita Kazuhito: Yeah. If we're stuck in this hell hole, so are you.

Tsukishima Kei has renamed the group 'Hell Hole'

Tsukishima Kei: There.

Ryuuu: HEY! THIS ISN'T HELL!!

Tsukishima Kei: Yes it is.

EnNOSHITa: Yes it is.

Narita Kazuhito: Yes it is.

SickOfThisBullShitA: Yes it is.

Wuss: It can be.

Sugar: It can be and I love it.

Ryuuu: Y'all have boring ass names.

Narita Kazuhito: lol 'yall'

Sugar: Lmfao I read that as 'y'all have boring asses'

SickOfThisBullShitA: I mean...

Sugar: BITCH WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: Oop Moms mad

Ryuuu has changed Sugar's name to Sugamama

Ryuuu: Perfect

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: But srsly y'alls names are plain

Narita Kazuhito: 'yall'

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Narita Kazuhito's name to Naruto

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Tsukishima Kei's name to SaltyAssBitch

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Yamaguchi Tadashi's name to Pure

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Hinata Shouyo's name to Orange

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Kageyama Tobio's name to HeLikesMilkkk

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Sawamura Daichi's name to Daddy

Sugamama: Kinky

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA has changed Kiyoko Shimizu's name to ABSOLUTEGODDESS

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: ...thanks?

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: OMG OMG

Ryuuu: KIYOKOOOOO

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: KIYOOKOOOOOO

Ryuuu: SHE HAS GRACED US WITH HER PRESENCE

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: IM BLESSED

Ryuuu: WE'VE BEEN BLESSED

Sugamama: Kiyoko. Run.

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: don't have to tell me twice.

ABSOLUTEGODDESS is offline

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: why.

Ryuuu: Suga.

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: We trusted you.

Ryuuu: :(

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: :(

Notes:

leave a comment? they make me happy :D

Chapter 2: Midlife(?) crisis turned into Tsukishima getting rejected

Summary:

Orange: WHAT
Naruto: WOAH

Notes:

:)))

Chapter Text

Hell Hole

2:47am

Orange: Why.

SaltyAssBitch: ???

enNOSHITa: is tangerine having a midlife crisis??

Pure: Midlife? Is Sho living until 32?

SaltyAssBitch: Hopefully he doesn't make it that long.

Orange: :<

Pure: Tsukki! :O

enNOSHITa: anyways orange, why are u having a crisis? 

Orange: ....

Orange: idk

Pure: ...what

Orange: I forgot.

SaltyAssBitch: ofc you did.

Sugamama is online

Sugamama: why r u all awake? 

SaltyAssBitch: Insomnia

Pure: Tsukki was awake :)

Naruto: Aww

SaltyAssBitch: shush

enNOSHITa: we could ask you the same thing, Suga.

Sugamama: hw all nighter. 

Naruto: makes sense

enNOSHITa: tangerine was having a crisis.

enNOSHITa: he forgot what abt tho.

Sugamama: sounds like him.

Orange: >:[

 

Naruto: Can we all take a moment to acknowledge that Yamaguchi Tadashi is fucking up his sleep schedule for Tsukishima?

enNOSHITa: :O

enNOSHITa: tru love

Sugamama: I wouldn't even do that for Dai

Sugamama: Well, it depends

Naruto took a screenshot of the chat

Sugamama: traitor

enNOSHITa: le gasp

SaltyAssBitch: no stealing my language bitch

Orange: what

Naruto: what

Pure: Tsukki's half french ^~^

Orange: WHAT

Naruto: WOAH

Sugamama: my lil' french crow 

Pure: petit corbeau français

Orange: ???

SaltyAssBitch: 'little french crow' in French 

Naruto: When did Yama learn french?

Pure: You pick up some when your best friend for years speaks french as their native.

enNOSHITa: ...best friend?

Pure: yeah! Tsukki's my best friend! ^v^

 

Private chat between NoShit and Glasses

2:51

NoShit: eek

NoShit: that's gotta hurt

Glasses: shush

 

Hell Hole

2:53am

Daddy is online

Sugamama: oh no.

Naruto: we woke dad up

Daddy: GO TO BED!!

enNOSHITa: yes dad.

enNOSHITa is offline

Naruto is offline

Sugamama is offline

Pure is offline

Orange is offline

Daddy: ...Tsukishima?

SaltyAssBitch: insomnia :D

Daddy: go to sleep

SaltyAssBitch: wow, such great advice.

Daddy: ...

SaltyAssBitch: yes captain

SaltyAssBitch is offline

Daddy is offline

Chapter 3: That time Tsukishima referenced Heartstopper

Summary:

SickOfThisBullShitA: WHAT
enNOSHITa: YOU'RE WHAT
Sugamama: REALLY

Notes:

:DDD

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hell Hole

6:56

HeLikesMilkkk: I've missed a lot

Wuss: Yeah

SickOfThisBullShitA: since when was glasses french??

SaltyAssBitch: ..since, my birth??

Sugamama: ...did you just referance Heartstopper? :O

SaltyAssBitch: Tadashi and Hitoka made me watch it.

Sugamama: YES

Ryuuuu: well done!!!

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: did u guys not know Stingyshima was french?

Yachi: yeah, i thought it was obvious..

HeLikesMilkkk: you did know?

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: i'm bestest bros with his bro in law

Yachi: And I'm his cousin, so..

SickOfThisBullShitA: WHAT

enNOSHITa: YOU'RE WHAT

Sugamama: REALLY

Yachi: unfortunately

SaltyAssBitch: unfortunately

enNOSHITa: okay, i see it now

Notes:

i understand i've been begging...but let me know what you think? <3

Chapter 4: The time Suga set up Tsukiyama

Summary:

Assahi: FINALLY
Assahi: THEY WERE ALMOST AS OBLIVIOUS AS KAGEHINA

Notes:

XD

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Private chat between suGaR and TsUkKi

3:14pm

TsUkKi: can I ask a question?

suGaR: yh, whats up

TsUkKi: how did you confess to Daichi-san?

suGaR: ....

suGaR: is this abt Yamaguchi?

TsUkKi: maybe.

suGaR: well, basically

suGaR: oop someone else is texting me brb

TsUkKi: ...

 

Private chat between SUGAAAA and YAMAAAA

3:16pm

YAMAAAA: can I ask you a question? :)

SUGAAAA: yeah, ofc

YAMAAAA: how did you confess your feelings to Daichi? *o*

SUGAAAA: is this for a bitchy blond middle-blocker?

YAMAAAA: ....yeah

SUGAAAA: don't worry abt the method.

SUGAAAA: I have a feeling he likes you too ;)

YAMAAAA: how do you know?

SUGAAAA: i know everything.

 

Private chat between FrenchFry and Yam

4:01pm

FrenchFry: do you want to come over? I want to talk to you, in person

Yam: Sure Tsukki ^o^

 

 

Private chat between Thing 1 and Thing 2

5:54pm

Thing 2: AKDGEUAGIANGWOMABXPIE  

Thing 2: HITOKA!!

Thing 1: keyboard smash

Thing 1: what happened?

Thing 2: GUESS WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND??

Thing 1: OMG WHO

Thing 2: ..tsukki

Thing 1: oh. 

Thing 2: CAUSE ITS ME!!!!

Thing 1: AHHH TADASHIIIII!!!!!!!

Thing 1: TELL ME EVERYTHING!

 

The three amigos

6:09pm

Kou-Kou-puffs: guess who helped get Tsukkiyama together? :D

Assahi: FINALY 

Deadchi: THANK FUCK

Assahi: THEY WERE ALMOST AS OBLIVIOUS AS KAGEHINA

Notes:

live laugh love the third years

Chapter 5: In which Tsukki is exposed, and is maybe dying because of Hitoka and Kiyoko, and is very pissed about it.

Summary:

SaltyAssBitch: YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH OML
SaltyAssBitch: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HUNG OUT W U

Notes:

Yes, this mentions periods. If you are funny abt that (idk why you would be, but yh) then by all means skip this chapter, but there is some deep Kei lore dropped lmao

Also TW implied past child neglect

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hell Hole

11:47am

SaltyAssBitch: YOU'RE SUCH A BITCH OML

SaltyAssBitch: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE HUNG OUT W U

enNOSHITa: excuse me?

SaltyAssBitch: shit wrong chat

SaltyAssBitch is offline

SickOfThisBullShitA: I need the details.

Sugamama: Now.

Pure: He was talking to Hitoka :)

Sugamama: *gasp*

enNOSHITa: family drama!

SickOfThisBullShitA: even better:

Naruto: TSUKISHIMA FAMILY DRAMA!!

Wuss: we really shouldn't get involved.

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: I know what happened?

Wuss: ...

Wuss: i'm curious now.

Wuss: what happened?

SickOfThisBullShitA: lmao

enNOSHITa: how do you know?

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: cause he was yelling at me too :)

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: i'm gonna kill him.

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA is offline

Pure: I'm gonna go warn Tsukki o.o

Pure is offline

Sugamama: Okay seriously, Shimizu.

Sugamama: What happened?

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: ....i'm not sure if he'll want me talking abt it...

Pure is online

Pure: he says he doesn't really care

Pure: he's too busy raging at Hitoka rn anyway

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: alr

ABSOLUTEGODDESS: so, I was hanging out w the two of them, and me and Yachan both had our monthly thing, and cause Tsukishima was with us, he synced and got his today

enNOSHITa: bluetooth has connected successfully 

SaltyAssBitch is online

SaltyAssBitch: OVER A WEEK EARLY 

SaltyAssBitch: OVER. A. WEEK.

SaltyAssBitch: I'm gonna kill you both.

Pure: I'll be at yours in 10 xx

Pure is offline

enNOSHITa: couple goals fr

SickOfThisBullShitA: how the fuck did Tsukishima get him as a best friend??

SaltyAssBitch: boyfriend*

SickOfThisBullShitA: what

SaltyAssBitch: he's my boyfriend

Naruto: TSUKIYAMA CANON

Ryuuu: no breaking the fourth wall

SaltyAssBitch: ...I think the lack of sleep and cramps are getting to my head or smth cause wtf just happened

Pure is online

Pure: have you taken any painkillers today?

SaltyAssBitch: ...

SaltyAssBitch: no.

Pure: and you wonder why you feel like shit.

Pure: you need to start taking care of yourself istg

Pure: you worry me sometimes 

SaltyAssBitch: i'm shit at taking care of myself because i never was

Yachi: Kei we talked abt this.

SaltyAssBitch: oh i'm sorry, i didn't realise poking fun at myself was illegal.

Yachi: IT ISNT FUCKING FUNNY, KEI

SaltyAssBitch: ...

SaltyAssBitch: sorry

enNOSHITa: you guys realise this is a GROUP chat, right?

SaltyAssBitch: shit

SaltyAssBitch has deleted 4 messages

Yachi has deleted 2 messages

Pure: open the door

Pure: i'm outside! 

SaltyAssBitch: there's a spare key under a rock somewhere

SaltyAssBitch: i'm too scared to get up

SaltyAssBitch: i'm wearing light grey clothes.

SaltyAssBitch: why

Yachi: dummy

SaltyAssBitch: i have to sneeze and I might cry

Yachi: mood

Yachi: praying 4 u Kei

 

Notes:

Sorry for the Tsukki angst, buttttt there will be a bit more implied next chapter

yay

Chapter 6: Never leave sharp objects near a sleep deprived Tsukishima. Also he got adopted. Also angst.

Summary:

Sugamama: PUT DOWN THE SCISSORS AND PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON YOU ARE NOT DOING A DIY TOP SURGERY
SaltyAssBitch: HOW DID YOU KNOW
Sugamama: I KNOW EVERYTHING
Daddy: GO TO BED ISTG

Notes:

again, TW for slightly implied child neglect/abuse

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hell Hole

3:58am

SaltyAssBitch: if i diy a top surgery on myself, can they just finish it in hospital?

SaltyAssBitch: cause the sleep deprivation is kicking in and im fucking tempted

Sugamama: put the scissors/kitchen knife down, put your shirt on, and go to bed.

SaltyAssBitch: how did you know-

Sugamama: I know all.

Daddy: now go to bed.

Daddy: have you even slept yet tonight?

SaltyAssBitch: no :D

Daddy: you can skip morning practice if you need to, just get some goddamned rest, Tsukishima

SaltyAssBitch: alr

SaltyAssBitch: thanks captain

Sugamama: PUT DOWN THE SCISSORS AND PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON YOU ARE NOT DOING A DIY TOP SURGERY

SaltyAssBitch: HOW DID YOU KNOW

Sugamama: I KNOW EVERYTHING

Daddy: GO TO BED ISTG

 

Hell hole

7:02am

Sugamama: @SaltyAssBitch

Sugamama: What time did you fall asleep??

SaltyAssBitch is online

SaltyAssBitch: ...about 5am

Sugamama: ...

Daddy: I'll bring extra coffee

SaltyAssBitch: thanks

Daddy is offline

Sugamama is offline

SaltyAssBitch: ik the whole 'Dadchi' thing is a joke, but he's a better dad than my actual dad 

Pure: ....I think you just got adopted

SaltyAssBitch is offline

Pure is offline

 

 

Private chat between Kou <3 and Dai <3

7:07am

Kou <3:  did you see the convo between Yamaguchi and Tsukishima?

Dai <3: I'm both honoured and concerned about Tsukishima

Kou <3: same

 

Hell hole

11:37am

Ryuuu: AHAHA 

Ryuuu: IM CACKLING

Ryuuu: I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY

Daddy is online

Daddy: aren't you in a lesson right now?

Ryuuu: well,

Ryuuu: i went to the toilet, and as i was walking back to class

Ryuuu: I walked passed Keis classroom

Ryuuu: and his teacher was SCREAMING at him whilst he tried not to laugh

Ryuuu: It was acc so funny

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA is online

ROLLINGTHUNDAAA: GUESS WHAT

ROLLINGTHUNDAA: nvm Ryu already said :(

Daddy: ....

Daddy: @SaltyAssBitch

SaltyAssBitch is online

Daddy: is this true?

SaltyAssBitch: how was i supposed to know sensei knew 'you're such a bitch istg' in french?

Daddy: Tsukishima

Daddy: please tell me you didn't insult them straight to their face in French

SaltyAssBitch: what? of course not!

Daddy: oh, good

SaltyAssBitch: i waited until her back was turned first, obviously

Daddy: ...

Daddy: why do i even try anymore?

SaltyAssBitch: you sound like my parents :D

Daddy: oh.

Ryuuu: kei, we talked abt this 😭

SaltyAssBitch: shit i gtg

SaltyAssBitch is offline

 

 

Hell Hole

4:56pm

Sugamama: @SaltyAssBitch where were you??

Sugamama: You didn't turn up to practice.

SaltyAssBitch is online

SaltyAssBitch is offline

Sugamama: ...okay then

 

Hell Hole 

7:09pm

SaltyAssBitch: red

SaltyAssBitch is offline

enNOSHITa: ???

Ryuuu: oh no

Pure: shit shit shit

 

Notes:

:D

Chapter 7: Red

Summary:

hello my pookie wookie smookie bears (im sorry)

Notes:

:D

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Hello

:D

I'm Kai, your fabulous (i hope) author!

I have a QUICK thing to say.

OKAY NEW NOTICE

it's the fifth of July, 2024 as i write this, and closing whenever I post the second, I am taking requests for the second chatfic.

This will be a three part series (unless I'm persuaded for more (i am very easily persuaded)), this fic, Red (WHICH I AM WRITINNG I SWEAR) and then that next chatfic. 

So, down to business. If you want to put through a request for one of the options listed below, then comment or message me on Tumblr! (Tumblr messages will be much easier for me)

  • Character display name/name changes
  • Scenes/character interactions
  • Entire chapters/chapter briefs (i don't have many ideas and I want it to be longish)
  • Idk just requests lmao

Ofc super long elaborate ones may be hard for me to manage/might take longer, but I will try my best! And Red is still to be finished and posted so that may change up a fewww things (maybe idk)

REQUESTS DONT CLOSE OKAY LOVE YOU BYE

Notes:

HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY LOVES

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