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2024-01-23
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2024-01-25
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Fic where I write random shit including agape and goyou going insane

Summary:

anything lmao ddddeeez

Notes:

im soz

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: its a day

Summary:

Agape asks Goyou when silly human coms back

Chapter Text

"Hey Goyou!.."

 

The pale grey haired person(im not getting cancelled for assuming a gender) sighed, bored and FUCKING dissapointed rn for no reason.

 

"What."

 

side eye rn

 

"When will your human arrive?"

 

"Dunno."

 

"LMAO THAT MUST SUCK CANT RELATE- ahem, sorry. You must've been waiting for them for a long time."

 

"EXCUSE ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?- indeed I was, thank you for your concern."

 

"...Anyways you wanna make out, Goyou-kun?"

 

"Y'know what, sure... Wait what does make out mean again?"

 

"OMG GOYOU YOUR A FUCKING IDIO-"

 

Fin <3

[Also did they truly make out?]

Chapter 2: Washing day!

Summary:

washing go brr

Notes:

hes a silly guy

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

"Agape, I wish to learn how to use a washing machine like how the humans with the very large harddrives do it."

 

"You just put your clothes in and put the liquid thing they put in and press button."

 

"Oh."

 

A few minutes later.... *

 

"Is that burning?.. GOYOU-KUN HOW DID YOU SET THE WASHING MACHINE ON FIRE?!"

 

"I did what you told me to do..."

 

"You somehow did my SIMPLE instructions wrong?..."

 

"I am unsure if I messed it up or not."

 

"You're disappointing Goyou-kun."

 

"I'm sorry."

 

"I know you are."

Notes:

silly guy a hes

Chapter 3: Agape gets bullied

Summary:

agape gets bullied fr

Chapter Text

"Hey goyou-kun. Did you ever know where the- OW"

 

"My bad."

 

"IF YOU HIT ME I'LL PROBABLY DIE YOU BITCH"

 

"I don't care."

 

"OW- WHY?!?!!?!??!?"

 

"Cause I can."

 

"Kill yourself."

 

"No I can't I'm not a virus."

 

"FUCK YOU"

 

"you too."

 

"Okay bye bitch."

 

"Bye."

Chapter 4: Who's candice?

Summary:

Candis dvck fit in ur mout-

Notes:

Agape would definitely do this since Goyou wouldn't know the candice joke

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Agape >>>
“Goyou-kun, their missing!!?!?!?”

Agape spoke in a panic.

Goyou >>>
“Who's missing?”

Goyou turned around, staring at Agape. Confused.

Agape >>>
“CANDICE!!!”

Agape yelled out loud.

Goyou >>>
“Who's candice?”

Agape >>>
“Candice dick fit in your mout-”

[Legend says Agape died early and Goyou got that ending sooner than expected.]

Notes:

Lmfao

Notes:

Do not the zaza change it person the