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Chapter Text

1. (Let’s Eat) All This Corn
2. Corn Lover
3. Shucked My Way Down to the Cob
4. Anacornda
5. Corn Forever Interlude
6. Hello (From the Corny Side)
7. Eat (Some More Corn)
8. Corn Song
9. Hallelujah
10. If We Ever Eat Again
11. I Love Corn

“(Let’s Eat) All This Corn”  

(“Physical” by Dua Lipa)

Canned corn isn't for us

We desire something phenomenal

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

You got me craving something rich

Nothing on this planet compares to it

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

Who needs canned corn with cream when I have fresh ears with me?

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let’s eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn

Adrenaline keeps on rushing in

Loving these sweet kernels I’m swallowin’

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

I can’t really hold another bite

But this corn tastes so nice

Eating it up

Who needs canned corn with cream when I have fresh ears with me?

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let’s eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn

Hold on just a little longer

Come on, hold on, tell me when you're ready

For more (for more, for more)

Baby, keep on munching

Let's eat all this corn

Hold on just a little longer

Come on, hold on, tell me when you're ready

For more (for more, for more)

Baby, keep on munching

Let's eat all this corn

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let's eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

All this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Come on, a-a-a-all this corn

“Corn Lover”

(“Heavy Metal Lover” by Lady Gaga)

I want your butter drip all over my big mouth

Fresh, hot, lovely scent and a boiled cob

Tonight bring all your friends, because a group does it better

Why eat it all alone?

Let's have all the corn together

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Dirty tassel, I

Can't wait to tear you down (down, down)

You've got to earn your dinner

In this part of town (town, town)

Dirty shucks, on the ear, shred them off like we are rebels

Let's cook more whilst we eat

More ears, my stomach’s in trouble

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Corn, you are my

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl

And we could rule the

We could rule the world, world, world

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Shuck you, cook you, get crunk

Drown in butter, I’m drunk

Sweet like liquorice, grand slam

Eat it, this is my jam

Wash it right, it’s your religion

Like a baptism

All the corn lovers play

Baby, we were born this way

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I am a corn lover

Corn, you are my

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl

And we could rule the (I am a corn lover)

We could rule the world, world, world

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (I am a corn lover)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (I am a corn lover)

I am a corn lover

“Shucked My Way Down to the Cob”

(“Fucked My Way Up to the Top” by Lana Del Rey)

Corn is awesome, I confess

When I shuck, I’m the best

You got nothing, I got tested

And I’m best, yes

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

I'm a master, your skills, poor

Don't even know what you're good for

Mimicking me is a fucking bore

To me, but babe

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Fuckin' need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby, ah, ah

Ahh, ahh

“Anacornda”

(“Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj)

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Des Moines

Big corn farming money, he was getting some coins

Used to eat corn from a can, but now eats fresh from a chalice

Bought me Alexander McQueen, his corn keeping me stylish

Now that's real, real, real,

Ears in my purse, bitch, I gotta have my fill

Who wanna go first? I’ll make all you bitches squeal

I'm high as hell, I had so many kernels

I'm on that corn shit

By the way, what he say?

Honey, for sure I ain't missing no meals

Come through and munch it in my automobile

Saw me eat like 14 ears, now he telling me to chill

Now he telling me it's real, that he love this corn’s appeal

He said he don't like it soupy, he want something he can grab

So I shucked ‘em in my Jag, and swapped the cans with the cobs like...

Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Look at her corn (look at her corn)

This dude named Michael used to grow corn in cycles

Stalks bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's

Real country corn lover, shooed the birds with his rifle

But my corn put his corn to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Now that bang bang bang, I let him eat it 'cause mine the best in the land

He Chewandswallow like it ‘bout to sketti rain 

And we not done til he got bad stomach pains

I'm on that corn shit

By the way, what he say?

Honey, I for sure ain't missing no meals

Come through and munch it in my automobile

Saw me eat like 14 ears, now he telling me to chill

Now he telling me it's real, that he love this corn’s appeal

He said he don't like it soupy, he want something he can grab

So I shucked ‘em in my Jag, and swapped the cans with the cobs like...

Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Look at her corn (look at her corn)

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Oh my God (look at her corn)

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

(Don't don't don't) My Anacornda don't…

(Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my God (look at her corn)

Yeah, he love my corn cobs

Yeah! This one is for corn lovers with a fresh ear in the fucking club

I said, "Where my fresh ear corn lovers in the club?"

Fuck them canned corn bitches, fuck them canned corn bitches in the club

I wanna see all the fresh ear corn lovers in the motherfucking club

Fuck you if you canned corn bitches.

What? Yeah. Ha-ha, ha...

Yeah. I got a big corn cob. Come on

“Corn Forever Interlude”

(“Forever” by Labrinth)

Oh, eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Oh, eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh

“Hello”

(“Hello” by Adele)

Hello, it's me

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to eat

Butter all over everything

They say that corn's supposed to heal ya, and you’re in need of some healing

Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in California dreaming about something really sweet

And your hunger could be

Cured from all these kernels when they finally meet your teeth

There's such a difference between us

And a million kernels

Hello from the other side

I must've tried a thousand times

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the outside

At least I can say that I've tried

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

Hello, how are you?

It's so typical of me to talk about corn, but can’t you see?

It could make you well

And if you would try it just one time, I know that we’d finally be

It's no secret that the both of us

Are running out of time

So hello from the other side (other side)

I must've tried a thousand times (thousand times)

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the outside (outside)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Anymore (lows, lows, lows, lows)

So hello from the other side (other side)

I must've tried a thousand times (thousand times)

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the outside (outside)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

“Eat (Some More Corn)”

(“Watch” by Billie Eilish)

Corn meets teeth and tongue

My heart skips eight beats at once

If this weren’t meant to be

It wouldn’t be right now

Take a peek if you want to, please

Watch while I eat this corn right now

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

Your love feels so fake

And my demands aren't hard to make

No, you can’t have my corn

Please leave me alone right now

All mine, it’s not that hard

But you can’t seem it figure it out

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

When you call my name

Do you think I'd give you somethin’?

You never did the same

So good at givin' me nothin'

When you close your eyes, can you finally see?

Eating corn is my only fantasy

Now you know

Now I'm free

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

But you can’t taste

You can’t taste, you can’t taste

But you can’t taste, you can’t taste

“Corn Song”

(“Our Song” by Taylor Swift)

I was ridin' shotgun eatin’ some canned corn

In the front seat of his car

He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel

The other on a cob

I look around, sit my corn spoon down

He says, "Baby, is something wrong?"

I say, "Nothing, I was just thinkin' how we don’t have a song"

And he says

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

I was walkin' up the front porch steps after everything that day

Had gone all wrong and been trampled on

And I wanted to run away

As tears filled my eyes, a corny surprise soon made my sadness ebb

When I noticed corn bundled like roses

And the note that said

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

I've heard every album, listened to the radio

Waited for something to come along

That was ‘good as our corn song

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

Oh, yeah

Oh, oh yeah

I was ridin' shotgun eatin’ canned corn

In the front seat of his car

Pulled the label off the can

And I wrote this corn song

“Hallelujah”

(“Hallelujah” by Rufus Wainwright)

Now I've heard there was some new creamed corn

That Charli made, and it pleased the Lorde

But you don't really care for canned corn, do you?

It goes like this, the can, the lid

The corn kernels, the milky drip

The sweet, sweet taste of kernels Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You tried to eat it on the roof

Golden beauty in the moonlight overthrew you

In the bowl, you could only stare

That corn stopped time, but you didn’t care

And from your lips, it drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above

But corn has taught me so much, love

Like how nothing tastes quite better when passing through you

But it's not a crime if I don’t share tonight

It's not a question of what’s wrong or right

No, it's my corn and I love it,  Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well people I've been here before

I know this bowl and I've used this fork

You see, I used to live blandly before I knew you

But I've seen your stalks next to the garage

And I fell in love with, no it’s no mirage, no

It's my corn and I love it Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

When there is time, I’ll let you know

All about this corn I grow

But I’m too busy eating to talk to you

And I remember I was so blue

And the Lorde showed up and showed me the truth

That corn was good, I love it Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Now I've done my best, I know it wasn't much

I wouldn't share, but I’d let you touch

These golden kernels, and that wasn’t good enough to you

And even though it might feel wrong

I'll eat some more while I sing this song

With nothing on my tongue but corn, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah

“If We Ever Eat Again”

(“If We Ever Meet Again” by Timbaland)

What's somebody like you, doing in a place like this?

Say, if you are hungry, I think that we could be friends

Say, what’s your name, have you eaten?

I want corn, what are you thinking?

Baby it’s a sign, the stars point to something divine

Say, somebody like you will never leave a place like this

One, two, three, come one

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

Say if we ever eat again

Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your ear before

Hope you don't see me blush, but I can't help but want your corn, corn

Baby, I ain’t here for stories

I ain't shy, don't you worry

I'm flirting with my eyes, wanna eat your corn tonight

So do you come here much, I gotta taste your ear some more, some more

Cause baby I

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

If we ever eat again

I crave corn much more each day (if we ever eat again)

If we ever eat again

I won't let it go to waste (said if we ever eat again)

If we ever eat again

I crave corn much more each day (if we ever eat again)

If we ever ever eat again

I won't let it go to waste 

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

“I Love Corn”

(“Love Myself” by Hailee Steinfeld)

Hey!

Yeah

When I get chills at night, I feel it deep inside

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Know how to satisfy, quenching my appetite

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Pictures in my mind on replay

I'm gonna munch the pain away (hey!)

I know how to scream out the name

Scream the name

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn)

I take it nice and slow; eat it all alone

None for you, yeah (hey!)

Got me speaking in tongues, this corn is what I love

None for you, yeah (hey!)

I'm gonna put my body first

And won’t stop eating 'til it hurts (hey!)

I know how to scream out the words

Scream the words

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (I love corn)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah

Anytime that I like (I love)

Yeah, I know how to scream out the name

Scream the name

Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Anytime that I like

(I love corn)

Chapter Text

1. (Let’s Eat) All This Corn
2. Corn Lover
3. Shucked My Way Down to the Cob
4. Anacornda
5. Corn Forever Interlude
6. Hello (From the Corny Side)
7. Eat (Some More Corn)
8. Corn Song
9. Hallelujah
10. If We Ever Eat Again
11. I Love Corn
12. One Million Kernels - Deluxe Interlude
13. Cornbread
14. Corn Made Me
15. WAC
16. Popcorn
17. Track Corn
18. No One Dies From Corn
19. More Corn (Bonus Track)
20. Blame It On Your Corn (Bonus Track)

“(Let’s Eat) All This Corn”  

(“Physical” by Dua Lipa)

Canned corn isn't for us

We desire something phenomenal

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

You got me craving something rich

Nothing on this planet compares to it

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

Who needs canned corn with cream when I have fresh ears with me?

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let’s eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn

Adrenaline keeps on rushing in

Loving these sweet kernels I’m swallowin’

Don't you agree? Don't you agree?

I can’t really hold another bite

But this corn tastes so nice

Eating it up

Who needs canned corn with cream when I have fresh ears with me?

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let’s eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn

Hold on just a little longer

Come on, hold on, tell me when you're ready

For more (for more, for more)

Baby, keep on munching

Let's eat all this corn

Hold on just a little longer

Come on, hold on, tell me when you're ready

For more (for more, for more)

Baby, keep on munching

Let's eat all this corn

All night, I'll devour with you

And when it comes back, it’ll be in our poo

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on (come on)

Let's eat all this corn

All out, let’s cook up some more

Baby, keep on munching like you ain't got a choice

So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

All this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Let's eat all this corn (all this corn, all this corn)

Come on, a-a-a-all this corn

“Corn Lover”

(“Heavy Metal Lover” by Lady Gaga)

I want your butter drip all over my big mouth

Fresh, hot, lovely scent and a boiled cob

Tonight bring all your friends, because a group does it better

Why eat it all alone?

Let's have all the corn together

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Dirty tassel, I

Can't wait to tear you down (down, down)

You've got to earn your dinner

In this part of town (town, town)

Dirty shucks, on the ear, shred them off like we are rebels

Let's cook more whilst we eat

More ears, my stomach’s in trouble

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Corn, you are my

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl

And we could rule the

We could rule the world, world, world

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh

I am a corn lover

Shuck you, cook you, get crunk

Drown in butter, I’m drunk

Sweet like liquorice, grand slam

Eat it, this is my jam

Wash it right, it’s your religion

Like a baptism

All the corn lovers play

Baby, we were born this way

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I am a corn lover

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I am a corn lover

Corn, you are my

Girl, girl, girl, girl, girl

And we could rule the (I am a corn lover)

We could rule the world, world, world

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (I am a corn lover)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (I am a corn lover)

I am a corn lover

“Shucked My Way Down to the Cob”

(“Fucked My Way Up to the Top” by Lana Del Rey)

Corn is awesome, I confess

When I shuck, I’m the best

You got nothing, I got tested

And I’m best, yes

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

I'm a master, your skills, poor

Don't even know what you're good for

Mimicking me is a fucking bore

To me, but babe

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Fuckin' need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Lay me down tonight

In a bed of kernels

Lay me down tonight

I’m a sweetcorn girl

I shucked my way down to the cob

Watch and I’ll show

Now shuck your way down to the cob

Go, baby, go

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Just as I showed

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby

Need it, baby, shuck, more, more, more

Need it, baby, shuck more corn, baby, ah, ah

Ahh, ahh

“Anacornda”

(“Anaconda” by Nicki Minaj)

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Des Moines

Big corn farming money, he was getting some coins

Used to eat corn from a can, but now eats fresh from a chalice

Bought me Alexander McQueen, his corn keeping me stylish

Now that's real, real, real,

Ears in my purse, bitch, I gotta have my fill

Who wanna go first? I’ll make all you bitches squeal

I'm high as hell, I had so many kernels

I'm on that corn shit

By the way, what he say?

Honey, for sure I ain't missing no meals

Come through and munch it in my automobile

Saw me eat like 14 ears, now he telling me to chill

Now he telling me it's real, that he love this corn’s appeal

He said he don't like it soupy, he want something he can grab

So I shucked ‘em in my Jag, and swapped the cans with the cobs like...

Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Look at her corn (look at her corn)

This dude named Michael used to grow corn in cycles

Stalks bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's

Real country corn lover, shooed the birds with his rifle

But my corn put his corn to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil

Now that bang bang bang, I let him eat it 'cause mine the best in the land

He Chewandswallow like it ‘bout to sketti rain 

And we not done til he got bad stomach pains

I'm on that corn shit

By the way, what he say?

Honey, I for sure ain't missing no meals

Come through and munch it in my automobile

Saw me eat like 14 ears, now he telling me to chill

Now he telling me it's real, that he love this corn’s appeal

He said he don't like it soupy, he want something he can grab

So I shucked ‘em in my Jag, and swapped the cans with the cobs like...

Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Look at her corn (look at her corn)

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Shuck it just a little for a tasty snack

Oh my God (look at her corn)

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't...

My Anacornda don't want none unless you got corn hun

(Don't don't don't) My Anacornda don't…

(Don't don't don't) Don't want none unless you got corn hun

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my gosh, look at her corn

Oh my God (look at her corn)

Yeah, he love my corn cobs

Yeah! This one is for corn lovers with a fresh ear in the fucking club

I said, "Where my fresh ear corn lovers in the club?"

Fuck them canned corn bitches, fuck them canned corn bitches in the club

I wanna see all the fresh ear corn lovers in the motherfucking club

Fuck you if you canned corn bitches.

What? Yeah. Ha-ha, ha...

Yeah. I got a big corn cob. Come on

“Corn Forever Interlude”

(“Forever” by Labrinth)

Oh, eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Oh, eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, ooh-ooh-ooh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh, oh

Eat corn forever, oh, oh, oh

“Hello (From the Corny Side)”

(“Hello” by Adele)

Hello, it's me

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to eat

Butter all over everything

They say that corn's supposed to heal ya, and you’re in need of some healing

Hello, can you hear me?

I'm in California dreaming about something really sweet

And your hunger could be

Cured from all these kernels when they finally meet your teeth

There's such a difference between us

And a million kernels

Hello from the corny side

I must've tried a thousand times

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the maizey side

At least I can say that I've tried

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

Hello, how are you?

It's so typical of me to talk about corn, but can’t you see?

It could make you well

And if you would try it just one time, I know that we’d finally be

It's no secret that the both of us

Are running out of time

So hello from the maizey side (maizey side)

I must've tried a thousand times (thousand times)

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the corny side (corny side)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Ooh (lows, lows, lows, lows), anymore

(corn, corn, corn, corn)

Anymore (lows, lows, lows, lows)

So hello from the corny side (corny side)

I must've tried a thousand times (thousand times)

To shuck you some fresh and tasty sweet corn

But when I cook it, you never want to try some

Hello from the maizey side (maizey side)

At least I can say that I've tried (I've tried)

To show you how good your life could become

But it don't matter, my corn clearly don’t do it for you anymore

“Eat (Some More Corn)”

(“Watch” by Billie Eilish)

Corn meets teeth and tongue

My heart skips eight beats at once

If this weren’t meant to be

It wouldn’t be right now

Take a peek if you want to, please

Watch while I eat this corn right now

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

Your love feels so fake

And my demands aren't hard to make

No, you can’t have my corn

Please leave me alone right now

All mine, it’s not that hard

But you can’t seem it figure it out

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

When you call my name

Do you think I'd give you somethin’?

You never did the same

So good at givin' me nothin'

When you close your eyes, can you finally see?

Eating corn is my only fantasy

Now you know

Now I'm free

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

But you can’t taste

You can’t taste, you can’t taste

But you can’t taste, you can’t taste

“Corn Song”

(“Our Song” by Taylor Swift)

I was ridin' shotgun eatin’ some canned corn

In the front seat of his car

He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel

The other on a cob

I look around, sit my corn spoon down

He says, "Baby, is something wrong?"

I say, "Nothing, I was just thinkin' how we don’t have a song"

And he says

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

I was walkin' up the front porch steps after everything that day

Had gone all wrong and been trampled on

And I wanted to run away

As tears filled my eyes, a corny surprise soon made my sadness ebb

When I noticed corn bundled like roses

And the note that said

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

I've heard every album, listened to the radio

Waited for something to come along

That was ‘good as our corn song

Our song is a can of creamed corn

Sneakin' out late, throwin’ kernels at your window

When the corn’s gone, you pull out a big straw

'Cause the cream, it’s the star of the show

Plain corn, it makes you laugh

Cause creamed corn, man, I guess nothin’ really beats that

And when I got home, 'fore I said, "Amen"

Asking God if we could have creamed corn again

Oh, yeah

Oh, oh yeah

I was ridin' shotgun eatin’ canned corn

In the front seat of his car

Pulled the label off the can

And I wrote this corn song

“Hallelujah”

(“Hallelujah” by Rufus Wainwright)

Now I've heard there was some new creamed corn

That Charli made, and it pleased the Lorde

But you don't really care for canned corn, do you?

It goes like this, the can, the lid

The corn kernels, the milky drip

The sweet, sweet taste of kernels Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Your faith was strong but you needed proof

You tried to eat it on the roof

Golden beauty in the moonlight overthrew you

In the bowl, you could only stare

That corn stopped time, but you didn’t care

And from your lips, it drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well, maybe there's a God above

But corn has taught me so much, love

Like how nothing tastes quite better when passing through you

But it's not a crime if I don’t share tonight

It's not a question of what’s wrong or right

No, it's my corn and I love it,  Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well people I've been here before

I know this bowl and I've used this fork

You see, I used to live blandly before I knew you

But I've seen your stalks next to the garage

And I fell in love with, no it’s no mirage, no

It's my corn and I love it Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

When there is time, I’ll let you know

All about this corn I grow

But I’m too busy eating to talk to you

And I remember I was so blue

And the Lorde showed up and showed me the truth

That corn was good, I love it Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Now I've done my best, I know it wasn't much

I wouldn't share, but I’d let you touch

These golden kernels, and that wasn’t good enough to you

And even though it might feel wrong

I'll eat some more while I sing this song

With nothing on my tongue but corn, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah

“If We Ever Eat Again”

(“If We Ever Meet Again” by Timbaland)

What's somebody like you, doing in a place like this?

Say, if you are hungry, I think that we could be friends

Say, what’s your name, have you eaten?

I want corn, what are you thinking?

Baby it’s a sign, the stars point to something divine

Say, somebody like you will never leave a place like this

One, two, three, come one

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

Say if we ever eat again

Do you come here much? I swear I've seen your ear before

Hope you don't see me blush, but I can't help but want your corn, corn

Baby, I ain’t here for stories

I ain't shy, don't you worry

I'm flirting with my eyes, wanna eat your corn tonight

So do you come here much, I gotta taste your ear some more, some more

Cause baby I

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

If we ever eat again

I crave corn much more each day (if we ever eat again)

If we ever eat again

I won't let it go to waste (said if we ever eat again)

If we ever eat again

I crave corn much more each day (if we ever eat again)

If we ever ever eat again

I won't let it go to waste 

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

I'll never be the same if we ever eat again

Won't let you get away, said if we ever eat again

Your corn cob’s got me so

Eat corn all night, I never want to go

I'll never be the same

If we ever eat again

“I Love Corn”

(“Love Myself” by Hailee Steinfeld)

Hey!

Yeah

When I get chills at night, I feel it deep inside

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Know how to satisfy, quenching my appetite

Without you, yeah (hey!)

Pictures in my mind on replay

I'm gonna munch the pain away (hey!)

I know how to scream out the name

Scream the name

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn)

I take it nice and slow; eat it all alone

None for you, yeah (hey!)

Got me speaking in tongues, this corn is what I love

None for you, yeah (hey!)

I'm gonna put my body first

And won’t stop eating 'til it hurts (hey!)

I know how to scream out the words

Scream the words

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (I love corn)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah

Anytime that I like (I love)

Yeah, I know how to scream out the name

Scream the name

Ooh-ooh-ooh-oh

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (hey)

(I love corn) Eat it all by myself, no, I don't share with anybody else (I love corn)

Can't help myself, no, I don't share with anybody else

Anytime, day or night

(I love corn) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Ah, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la ah (nobody else) (hey)

Anytime that I like

(I love corn)

“One Million Kernels - Deluxe Interlude”

(“One Million Dollars” by 100 Gecs)

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

On the fresh corn kernels heavy

One million kernels

Fuck you

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

One million kernels

Million kernels, one million kernels

One million

One-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one-one

One, one, one, one, one million

Million, million, million-million

One million

One-one-one, one, one

One

One, one-one

One, one, one, one, one million

One million dollars, one million kernels

One, one, one, one, one million

Million ker-one million kernels

“Cornbread”

(“Motive” by Ariana Grande, Doja Cat)

Tell me why I get this feeling

That I should go turn the oven on

Tell me why I get this feeling

That I can’t resist the urge no more

'Cause I’m really trying

Subliminally trying

To resist the urge to bake this corn

I admit it's exciting

Parts of me kinda like it

So let me say no more

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread

I could smell it from more than a mile away (it slays)

You'll want more once you eat

The bread I feed your face

Might not share a bite

If you don’t join my bake (just sayin’)

I know I don’t need it but I can’t resist

'Cause I’m really trying

Subliminally trying

To resist the urge to bake this corn

I admit it's exciting

Parts of me kinda like it

So let me say no more

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread

The cornbread’s so golden, baby

Bow down on my knees

It deserves a trophy

Or Kid’s Choice Award, baby

Just don’t forget the pam or you’ll be in a jam

For it, I’d go to war, baby

Cause when I get my whisk out

I can’t help but shout

But don't trust phonies, baby

You gotta eat the real corn, baby

'Cause you got the Jiffy in your arms

With eggs and milk so white

Don’t mix it too much

Just until it is combined

Can you promise me

You'll bake with me tonight

'Cause I need you by my side

Or else I won’t make it right

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread

Bake some cornbread, bake some cornbread (uh)

Baby, let’s go bake some cornbread (yeah, tell me, baby)

Come grab a plate, let’s celebrate

Eat this cornbread (yeah, ayy)

“Corn Made Me” 

(“Don’t Blame Me” by Taylor Swift)

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

I've been shuckin’ ears a long time, and

From popcorn to some warm cornbread

I can’t resist a corny spread

Something happened for the first time, when

I had fresh ears for the first time

Shakin, pacin', give it, or I’ll hurt you

For corn, I would cross the line

I cannot waste more time

Or I’ll commit a crime

They say, "Give her corn or she’ll lose her mind"

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

My name is Corn Lover 69

And without corn, someone might die

I'm insane, but I love corn, baby (corn baby)

Echoes (echoes) of the word inside my mind

Corn stalks, hiding my obsession

I once was Miss Riverdays, but now I'm your Corn Queen

And baby, for corn, I (I) would (would) punch your face

Just (just) to (to) have a taste

If (if) you (you) walk away

I’d eat corn, more for me this way

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life (yeah, ooh)

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

I get so high, oh

Every time, every time I butter thee

You’re oh so sweet

Trip of my life, oh

Every time I, every time I butter thee

This corn’s buttery

Every time I, every time I taste the sweet

Oh Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

Corn is the love of my life, ohh-oh

Don't blame me, corn made me crazy

If it doesn't, you ain't cookin' it right (cookin’ it right, no)

Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

Need to eat it for the rest of my life

Don't blame me, love made me crazy (ooh)

If it doesn't, you ain't doin' it right (you ain't doin' it right)

Oh, Lord, save me, my drug is my baby

I'll be usin' for (I'll be usin') the rest of my life (I'll be usin')

I get so high, oh

Every time, every time I butter thee

You’re oh so sweet

Oh Lord, save me, my drug is so maize-y

My lifelong culinary delight

“WAC”

(“WAP” by Cardi B, Megan Thee Stallion)

Corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house (hol' up)

I said certified to eat, seven days a week

Wet and creamy, make that plain ol’ corn weak, woo! (Ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, I like my corn wet and creamy

Bring a chalice and a spoon for this wet and creamy

Give me everything you got for this wet and creamy

Shuck it up, down to the cob

Extra large, and extra hard

Cut this corn right off the ear

Into the pot while it’s hot

Milk on top, cobs to the side

Mix it up real good til it’s combined

Cover the top, give it some time

This corn smells sweet, soon we will dine

When it’s all done, don’t act surprised

If it’s too hot, taste with your eyes

I want you to blow that sweet creamed corn until the temp is just right

Blow your cream, blow my cream

If you don’t, I’ll make a scene

I don't cook, I don't clean

But let me tell you, I eat this thing (ayy, ayy)

Gobble it, swallow it, let it drip right down your lip (yeah)

Quick, make me some more ‘fore you gotta leave (yeah)

I tell him how to cook it, never let him eat for free

Givin’ cooking classes like I’m at a university

Shuck your ears, pour that milk

Ask him for so more while you eat that shit (while you eat that shit)

You ain't never gotta cook another thing

He’ll do everything you command

Now get your spoon and your bowl for this wet and creamy

He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet and creamy

Pay my tuition just to taste some of this wet and creamy

Now make it rain if you wanna eat some wet and creamy

Look, I need a hard shucker, I need a corn lover

I need that kernel cream, I need a ear cutter

Not a corn silk worm, better look it over

‘Fore your throw it in, clean it good brother 

He got some cream sauce, then that's where I'm headed

My corn’s A-1, just like his credit

He thinks I’m weird? Well, he just don’t get it

I let him taste it, and now he can’t stop cravin’

I don't wanna sip, I wanna gulp

I wanna gag, I wanna choke

I want you to pour corn in my mouth ‘til it reaches the top of my throat

My corn game is fire, call my ears Dasani

It's never dry, but my corn ain’t soggy

I eat all that cream, leavin’ nothin’ behind me (yuh, ah)

I spit it back up now there’s more room inside me, woo

Your honor, I'm a maize bitch, corn cobs, leafage

Stir the pot, make him watch while I eatin’

Put him on his knees, he beggin’ me to taste it

Never spare a bite, don’t matter what’s his reason

In the food chain, corn’s the one eat, yeah

If he ate my ear, he's gonna be leavin’

Big C stand for big corn creamer

Make ya stomach bust you’ll keep on eatin’

If it ain’t cream, then I might scream

You’ll hurt my feelings if it's just plain

If he shuck some and ask, "Whose is it?"

When I stir the pot, I'ma spell my name, ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you fucking with some wet and creamy

Bring a chalice and a spoon for this wet and creamy

Give me everything you got for this wet and creamy

Now from the top, take that stalk, make some wet and creamy

Now grab a ladle and a pot, for that wet and creamy

I'm talking WAC, WAC, WAC, that's some wet and creamy

Macaroni in a pot can’t beat wet and creamy, huh

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house 

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house 

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house 

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn in this house

Cook some corn-

“Popcorn”

(“Ice Cream” by Blackpink, Selena Gomez)

Come a little closer gonna give you a treat

Somethin’ kinda salty, sip it with a Slurpee

So light ‘n airy

Eat it with a movie

Make it sweet or salty

Hear it poppin', make you hungry

When you think you’re done, you know I keep more with me

Give it a quick nuke, hear it pop rhythmically

Poppin’ by the dozen

Corn is what we’ve chosen

Praise it just like Moses

Scent better than roses

Look so good, yeah, look so sweet

Popcorn is my favorite treat

Warm and salty, pair it with some ice cream

Or maybe try some Skittles if you are lactose-free

Look so good, yeah, look so sweet

Baby, you deserve a treat

Eat it any time, wherever you might be

Want some kettle corn? Heard they sell it down the street

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

I know that the world can be so cold

But popcorn can change it for you don’t you know (you know)

It’s my favorite thing, yeah, I’m always cravin’

Lots of flavors, always know which one I’m pickin’

It’s the perfect treat, please listen up though

Make sure to avoid the unpopped kernels

Get it, pop it, eat it

Do it like that, ah-yeah, ah-yeah

Like it, love it, crave it

Do it like, la-la-la, oh yeah

Look so good, yeah, look so sweet (hey)

Looks almost too good to eat

Warm and salty, so pair it some with some ice cream

Or maybe try Skittles if you are lactose-free

Look so good, yeah, look so sweet (hey)

Baby, you deserve a treat

Eat it anytime, wherever you might be

Want some kettle corn? Heard they sell it down the street

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

Popcorn, eatin’, eatin’

Popcorn eatin’

Eat it all like a villain, yeah, ra, ra, ra

미친 미친 듯한 속도 In my LaFerra'

[Romanized: "Michin michin deuthan sokdo In my LaFerra'"]

[English translation: "Crazy insane speed in my LaFerra'"]

너무 빨러 너는 삐끗 원한다면 그냥 지름

[Romanized: "Neomu ppalleo neoneun ppikkeut wonhandamyeon geunyang jireum"]

[English translation: "So fast, you don't want a detour"]

Millis, Billis 매일 벌어, 한여름, 내 손목엔 팝콘

[Romanized: "Millis, Billis maeil beol-eo, han-yeoleum, nae sonmog-en pabkon"]

[English translation: "Millis, Billis every day, night and summer popcorn on your wrist"]

Keep it poppin’ like a theater

Wanna try, boy? Wanna eat some?

Mona Lisa kinda Lisa

Needs popcorn to perk them cheeks up

Keep it poppin’ like a theater

Wanna try, boy? Wanna eat some?

Mona Lisa kinda Lisa

Needs popcorn to perk them cheeks up

Na, na-na, na-na

Na, na-na, na-na

Eat it any time, yeah, I like it like this

Get the bag so buttery

If you know what I mean

Popcorn, popcorn

Popcorn, eatin’

Na, na-na, na-na

Na, na-na, na-na

Eat it any time, yeah, I like it like this

Get the bag so buttery

If you know what I mean

Popcorn, popcorn

Popcorn

“Track Corn”

(“Track 10” by Charli XCX)

(Corn so sweet, Corn Queen)

(I just wanna eat all night)

I just wanna shuck you up

Corn, I do

Corn, I do

Ooh

I blame it on your Corn

Corn

Every time you get too close, I should probably run away

But when I see your kernels, I don't know what I should say

Ever since the beginnin', corn’s always been on my brain

What should I do (I do)

Every time you get too close, I should probably run away

But when I see your kernels, I don't know what I should say

Ever since the beginnin', corn’s always been on my brain

What should I do

I blame it on your corn every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

Sorry, if there’s none to spare

But no one else really cared

I took you for granted

Ate your corn and never shared it

I just wanna spend the night

Eatin’ all your corn tonight

You can watch the TV

And just leave me to my eating

I blame it on your corn, every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, it makes me lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, a bad habit I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, just using you from the start

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, no excuses, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

Sorry, I blame it on your corn, yeah

Sorry, I blame it on your corn, yeah

I know to blame it on your corn, yeah

Sorry, I blame it on your corn, yeah, I do

Eh-eh-X-C-X, Corn Queen

I blame it on your corn, every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, just using you from the start

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn, a bad habit I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn every time I lose control (c-c-corn so sweet, Corn Queen)

I blame it on your corn, I do (c-c-corn so-c-corn so sweet)

I blame it on your corn, I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

Corn, I do, love, I do

Corn, I do, love, I do

It's Corn Queen

It's Corn Queen, baby

“No One Dies From Corn”

(“No One Dies From Love” by Tove Lo)

Corn is so magical, what can I say?

I know you're curious, there is no shame

You’ve got hesitations, but what’s to lose?

Gonna fill you up til your face turns blue

I’ll boil some up so fast

When I cook, you can’t turn back

Dinner time is too soon

I know what they say, I know that they say that

No one dies from corn

But you might be the first

Should I make some more?

I won’t stop cooking until you bust, yeah

No one dies from corn

But I’ll make you the first

I’m preparing even more

I just can’t wait to see you explode, yeah

Corn is so good for you

A sacred grain

Somehow you’re scared of it, don’t be afraid

Corn is really like a best friend

It will stay with you until the end

I’ll boil some up so fast

When I cook, you can’t turn back (turn back)

Dinner time is too soon

I know what they say, I know that they say that

No one dies from corn

But you might be the first

Should I make some more?

I won’t stop cooking until you bust, yeah

No one dies from corn (No one dies from corn)

But I'll make you the first (I’ll make you the first)

I’m preparing even more (Preparing more)

I just can’t wait to see you explode, yeah

I’ll miss all the cool things we’d do

But what I’ll miss the most is making sweet corn for you

I’ll miss all the cool things we'd do

But what I’ll miss the most is watching corn turn you blue

No one dies from corn (No one dies from corn)

Guess you are the first (Guess you are the first)

Now who will I cook for? (Will I cook now?)

That last kernel was one too much, yeah

No one dies from corn (But you died from corn)

Now you are the first (You are the first)

I’ll remember us (I'll remember)

Shouldn’t have stuffed you cause I’m all alone now

“More Corn (Bonus Track)”

(“&burn” by Billie Eilish, Vince Staples)

Corn meets teeth and tongue

My heart skips eight beats at once

If this weren’t meant to be, it wouldn’t be right now

Take a peek if you want to, please, watch while I eat this corn right now

Eat this corn right now

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

(Shucks)

Your love feels so fake

And my demands aren't hard to make

No, you can’t have my corn, please leave me alone right now

All mine, it’s not that hard, but you can’t seem it figure it out

Figure it out

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

7-4-2008

Do you remember what

Heaven sent for us to eat?

How could you forget that?

Grilling it inside the leaves

And then you peeled them back

The scent had me down on my knees

Melted butter made me gleam

I try to wait for the temp to go down

But I’m stubborn, baby, and could wait no more

I sinked my teeth into the core

And baby, I was reborn

Now corn’s my guilty pleasure and I always eat yours

I'll sit and eat some more corn

With the kernels that taste so sweet

But I’ll never give you a chance to try it out

Go ahead and watch me eat corn

There’s a fire it ignited in me

But you can’t taste what it’s all about

Watch me eat, watch me eat corn

Peeled the leaves back (go ahead and watch me eat, watch me eat corn)

Grilled and buttered that, grilled and buttered that

(Watch me eat, watch me eat corn)

Baby, I was reborn (go ahead and watch me eat, watch me eat corn)

My guilty pleasure and I always eat yours

“Blame It On Your Corn (Bonus Track)”

(“Blame It On Your Love” by Charli XCX, Lizzo)

Hey, listen! (hahaha)

I blame it on corn, I blame it on corn

Yee!

I just wanna shuck it up

Eat it from a silver cup

I know corn makes me naughty

But it feels good in my body

Might be harsh but it’s the truth

To get more corn, I’m using you

I know that I sound selfish

But corn really makes me reckless

Every time you get too close, I should probably run away

But when I see your kernels, I don't know what I should say

Ev-, ever since the beginnin'

Corn’s always been on my brain

What should I do (I do)

I blame it on your corn

Every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I blame it on your corn

Sorry, if there’s none to spare

But no one else really cared (ah)

I took you for granted (yeah, I did)

Ate your corn and never shared it

I just want to spend the night (one night)

Eatin’ all your corn tonight, yeah

You can watch the TV

And just leave me to my eating

Every time you get too close, I should probably run away

But when I see your kernels, I don't know what I should say

Ev-, ever since the beginnin'

Corn’s always been on my brain

What should I do (I do)

I blame it on your corn (yeah, yeah)

Every time I lose control (lose control, man)

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I blame it on your corn (y'all ready?)

I don't know what's wrong with this girl, Charli, she crazy

Gotta blame it on the, blame it on the, blame it on the corn

Looking at the kernels like you know just what to do

Baby, I know that you can't control it

These kernels are addictive, just own it

All it takes is one bite to fall in love

Just one taste, then baby, oh you’re fucked

Ah ah oh (uh-oh, uh-oh)

I want kernels by the millions, I ain't tryna catch feelings (bitch!)

I blame it on your corn (yeah, yeah)

Every time I lose control (lose control, man)

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

Every time I lose control

I blame it on your corn, I do

I blame it on your corn

I can't help it, I can't stop

I blame it on your corn, I do (hahahaha, corn’s the shit)

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Please Give Me Some Corn

( Please Please Please by Sabrina Carpenter)

You know I love the texture, you know I love the taste

It's funny and it's ironic that you never eat it plain

You tell me that you once tried it, and everyone’s palates change

But yours won’t

I heard that you're a farmer, so why don’t you eat it right?

Whenever you go smother yours, you better not slather mine

They tell me it's just your culture but I cringe and roll my eyes

Sure, I know

All I'm asking, baby

Please, please, please

Give me some corn

And please, pleasе, please

Don't coat it in margarine when I prepared it so nice

Spices might taste good, but plain corn is better

I beg you, just take a big bite, butter lover, oh

Please, please, please (Corn)

Well, I have a fun idea, babe (Uh-huh), maybe just close your eyes

I’ll feed you each plain corn kernel, and each bite’s gonna taste so nice (corn's so nice, right?)

And we could live so happily if you thrashed that I Can’t Believe!

I'm just kidding, but really (Kinda), really, really

Please, please, please (Please give me some corn)

Give me some corn

And please, please, please

Don't coat it in margarine when I prepared it so nice

Spices might taste good (Spices might taste good), but plain corn is better (plain corn’s better)

I beg you, just take a big bite, butter lover, oh

Please, please, please (Corn)

If you want to drown it in butter

Don't do it in front of me

If you don’t wanna eat corn like I do

This is the last time you’ll hear from me

Please, please, please (Please)

Try it please (Please)

Please (Please), please (Please), please

(Corn)