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sirius | @notjoking69
i'm leaving all the toxic ppl behind in 2023, @4bcjr20 you need to leave
12:39am • 1 jan 2024
15.2k likes | 4.6k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
why don't you start by leaving that 69 from your username since we all know you ain't getting any

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @notjoking69
shots fired

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @evanslils
go away you little leprechaun

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i'm gonna follow in sirius' footsteps and cut out the fake ass bitches in my life too @rossyrosier
12:57am • 1 jan 2024
18.3k likes | 5.5k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
my ass is actually hella legit 🤷

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
what ass

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
i've never seen it 🤷

regulus | @regulusblack
for the new year i will be making a new priv acc and everyone but james and sirius can follow it @notreggie
2:43am • 1 jan 2024
17.2k likes | 2.3k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @regulusblack
that's so unfair 😠

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
that's so tragic 💔

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
i don't even wanna be on your priv acc

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @notjoking69
then why'd you request on your stalker acc

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
HOW DKD YK ABT THAT ACC

peter | @ratatouille
these are my predictions for 2024 for us 😇:
- sirius gets banned on roblox
- i bump into taylor swift and lily beats me up
- mary dates an american
- dorcas is revealed to be a theater kid
- pandora tries (and fails) to quit weed
- james pulls off the dumbest prank ever and goes viral for like 2 weeks
- marlene gets arrested (could be sirius)
- sirius becomes forever traumatised through learning something really weird
- one of the slytherins gets canceled (evan maybe?)
- remus and regulus hookup
- mary unknowingly starts a tiktok trend
- barty becomes mutuals with ice spice
7:59am • 1 jan 2024
15.7k likes | 6.4k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no bc how the actual fuck did you come up with all that at 7am

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @ratatouille
ngl i genuinely think most of those are gonna happen

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i had some good cheese and it gave me some gut feelings 🤷

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
keep your eyes peeled for some americans

marlene | @mommyissues
i haven't eaten since last year 💔
9:44am • 1 jan 2024
13.4k likes | 5.2k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
help what thats not true are you okay?

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @evanslils
wait no nvm

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
YOU A FUNNY ONE FOR REALLL 🤣🤣

mary | @bloodyhellmary
proud hater everyday i wake up ready to hate and bring negativity 💘💘
10:32am • 1 jan 2024
19.6k likes | 4.4k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
really mary? on new years day?

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
fight me bro

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary 
you have my unwavering support

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sirius | @notjoking69
me and james are gonna go out for a little hike in the woods would anyone like to join us 🥰🥰
9:45am • 13 jan 2024
11.6k likes | 8.3k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
ILL GO

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no not you i hate you

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
watch your fucking back

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
ill go!

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
YES!!!!

marlene | @mommyissues
sorry @prongs me and my girlfriend are going out on a date
10:06am • 13 jan 2024
14.2k likes | 6.1k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
we're not dating

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh yeah thats right @notjoking69 me and evan are going out on a date too

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
we're not dating either

dorcas | @meadowbank
this dumb little girl is drawing on her converse again 🤦 @mommyissues
1:19pm • 13 jan 2024
17.4k likes | 9.2k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
geez sorry mom

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @mommyissues
dorcas finds it unbelievably adorable

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @regulusblack
no i dont die you pathetic simp you like some nerdy ass kid with glasses

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
umm if thats me that's mean 🫤

mary @bloodhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
who else would it be

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i suggest people step away from james once it clicks what regulus has said
1:24pm • 13 jan 2024
16.2k likes | 8.4k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
what did regulus say

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
dont say a word

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @prongs
it wasnt regulus dorcas said regulus simps for a glasses nerd thats you so...

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
soooo...

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
he likes you dude

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
would've definitely been a good warning if i took it omg

reggie | @notreggie
fuck you dorcas you ruined everything you just fucking told EVERYONE
1:36pm • 13 jan 2024
7 likes | 0 retweets

dorcas @meadowbanks
↳ replying to @notreggie
YOU DID IT FIRST OMFD

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @meadowbank
EVERYONE KNOWS SHE LIKES YOU TOO

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notreggie
well then whats the difference

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @notreggie
yeah youre both overreacting rn

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
he doesnt like me what

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah she doesnt like me 💀

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @meadowbank
this is the opposite of being a delulu girl guys

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sirius | @notjoking69
i hope you guys find me as funny as i find myself
9:38am • 20 jan 2024
13.1k likes | 8.2k retweets

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @notjoking69
i can assure you we do not

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
unless you think youre not funny at all then 100%

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notjoking69
YOURE SO FUNNY WHAT

remus | @rizzmuslupin
imagine your card at therapy declines and they just bring in your "the reason youre in therapy" boyfriend
10:11am • 20 jan 2024
12.2k likes | 5.9k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
see @notjoking69 this is funny

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
IM NOT A RED FLAG

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
youre also not my boyfriend

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
*(yet) surely

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
AND THIS ISNT FUNNY

evan | @rossyrosier
date: im from a broken home
bob the builder: *bites lip* how broken
12:08pm • 20 jan 2024
15.5k likes | 9.4k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
see @notjoking69 this is funny

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
STFU BARTY OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
this like lowkey jamescore

barty | @4bcjr20
everyone post the funniest thing you've ever heard rn
12:44pm • 20 jan 2024
19.1k likes | 3.1k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
i love funny people (sirius)

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
awh thank you mary mwah

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @notjoking69
stay off my acc bro

pandora | @ahskdjknska
@rizzmuslupin imagine your card declines at rehab and they make you smoke more weed
2:21pm • 20 jan 2024
14.6k likes | 8.5k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
why are you imagining that i thought you quit

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
... i did and then i didnt

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
I TOLD YALL SHE WOULD FAIL ITS IN MY PREDICTIONS

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille
OKAY SO MAYBE SOME ENCOURAGEMENT WOULDVE HELPED

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ratatouille
see this is funny @notjoking69

sirius | @notjoking69
stop calling me unfunny. i am funny. fuck you if you think im unfunny. literally what the fuck is wrong with you if you think that. you fucking freak. oh my god.
4:58pm • 20 jan 2024
17.3k likes | 5.6k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notjoking69
this is looking a little targeted

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notjoking69
siri ive always found you funny

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
regulus told me i have to stop so um okay

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mary | @bloodyhellmary
no bc yall would not fucking believe what i just walked into.
3:22pm • 26 jan 2024
19.4k likes | 5.1k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
shes never beating the simp allegations after this.

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
girl dont post this on twitter you werent even supposed to tell us 🙄🙄

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
NO WHAT DID YALL WALK INTO WHAT

peter | @ratatouille
fine ill stay forever alone. ik everyone in this group has their little soulmate bs except me and her but shes left me now 😔
4:07pm • 26 jan 2024
11.9k likes | 7.2k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
STOP WHAT IS THIS.

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
can you bitches tell evan hes really driving us nuts.

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @r4bcjr20
evan doesnt even know its about pandora hes just driving himself nuts

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
who do you think is my soulmate pete 😇😇

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @prongs
boy be so fr.

regulus | @regulusblack
im sorry what.
4:56pm • 26 jan 2024
15.8k likes | 9.6k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @regulusblack
no literally the first one of us and a secret??

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
thats what im fucking saying omg

james @prongs
↳ replying to @regulusblack
why are you two gossiping like this.

sirius | @notjoking69
ik you guys are all wondering what mary walked into and it was pandora on a date some blonde rat 💀😔
5:29pm • 26 jan 2024
17.5k likes | 2.9k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notjoking69
omg malfoy??????????

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
xenophilius dumbass

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @regulusblack
WHAT AINT NO WAY

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @notjoking69
BRO WHO TF TOLD YOU WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
IM SORRY HE BLACKMAILED ME

pandora | @ahskdjknska
he texted me "get home safe" so i won't. im not letting you win.
6:02pm • 26 jan 2024
14.3k likes | 6.8k retweets

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
please get home safe

xeno @xenolovegood
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
DONT get home safe love

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @xenolovegood
OKAY THEN I WILL GEEZ.

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ahakdjknska
also wtf @bloodyhellmary i said dont tell anyone you werent even supposed to know

mary | @bloodyhellmary
your honour, im literally just a girl
6:18pm • 26 jan 2024
13.2k likes | 9.8k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
valid 🔥👩⚖️

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
i wish i could say that

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
no not valid.

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mary | @bloodyhellmary
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE FAVOURITE FAVOURITEEEEE GINGERRRRR @evanslils
12:03am • 30 jan 2024
17.8k likes | 3.3k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
up at midnight gang 💪💪

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
lily isnt even up at midnight

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i wish i had wished you right at midnight but you arent awake anyways, happy birthday youre my absolute everything and ty for being the sanest person ik 🫡🫡 @evanslils
1:46am • 30 jan 2024
19.5k likes | 2.1k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
definitely takes a special kind of person to be up like this on a school night

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
school night my ass im going to bed now talk to barty

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
EVANS IS YOUR ABSOLUTE EVERYTHING???

james | @prongs
happy birthday lilana juliana eviana !!!!
6:31am • 30 jan 2024
13.6k likes | 9.5k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
damn potter didnt take you as an all-nighter type

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
im not i wake up at 6:30

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
yeah same — thank you jameson fleamonton potterson

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils
okay psychopaths happy birthday and good morning evans

marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday to my day one, my 4lifer, my soulmate and my girlfriend (if dorcas and mary didnt exist)
7:06am • 30 jan 2024
15.4k likes | 2.7k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
yes happy birthday evans the absolute light of my life and the prettiest leprechaun i ever did see (can you believe how early james made us wake up)

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notjoking69
i do not mind waking up early for lily evans whatsoever its her special day (THATS WHAT IM SAYING THIS KIDS INSANE 😭)

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @notjoking69
he damn gathered everyone up like damn lils i swear we not even that close yk happy birthday tho my little name twin

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
um thanks guys (ig)

pandora | @ahskdjknska
duun dun dun duun dun dun duun dun dun dun dun duun (hums in ed sheeran)
10:18am • 30 jan 2024
12.1k likes | 9.3k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
the club isnt the best place to find a lover so the bar is where i go

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
mm em mm

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @prongs
me and my friends at the table doing shots drinking fast then we talk slow

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ratatouille
mm em mm

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
come over and start up a conversation and trust me ill give it a chance now

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
wow thanks guys ik im ed sheeran and i just LOVE seeing fan covers

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
YES!! i thought you would and this one is actually an acapella (im just kidding happy birthday ily 😽😽😽)

regulus | @regulusblack
happy birthday lily you're genuinely such a sweet person and sometimes its a little infuriating bc it's like youre a perfect person or something but i do love you and youre also one of the only people i can relate to and us and remus should like hook up sometime or something
4:22pm • 30 jan 2024
13.5k likes | 2.2k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @regulusblack
oh thank you reggie i love you too

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @evanslils
yeah but what abt that hookup @rizzmuslupin

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @regulusblack
we'll circle back to it reg maybe when youre not literally drunk or high or something

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
WE TOLD HIM NOT TO TWEET ANYTHING

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
HE GOT DRUNK AFTER SEEING THE NICKNAMES JAMES AND LILY CALLED EACH OTHER

james @prongs
↳ replying to @regulusblack
THOSE ARE FROM SO LONG AGO REG YOU BETTER NOT HOOK UP WITH REMUS AND LILY

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @prongs
okayy 

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
thats disgusting simp

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barty | @4bcjr20
i bit the bullet for valentines day bitches, evan is my little baby boy
12:19pm • 14 feb 2024
13.7k likes | 2.6k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
little baby boy 💀💀

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
literally die he means boyfriend

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
oh but then you'd become a widow on valentines day 😔

regulus | @regulusblack
i really thought maybe our group could just all be single together this year but ofc pandora, evan and barty all just had to get into relationships
12:43pm • 14 feb 2024
16.3k likes | 8.5k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @regulusblack
dw id happily become your favourite

james @prongs
↳ replying to @regulusblack
you dont have to be single reg im right here 🤷

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @prongs
GO AWAY JAMES

xeno | @xenolovegood
happy valentines day to my beautiful beautiful girlfriend, she's so pretty and im so so in love, you're everything
1:33pm • 14 feb 2024
14.5k likes | 9.7k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @xenolovegood
XENO STOP I HAVE A REPUTATION (i love you)

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @xenolovegood
stop being so happy its revolting

xeno @xenolovegood
↳ replying to @regulusblack
aren't you supposed be drooling over james

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @xenolovegood
break up right now

pandora | @ahskdjknska
reggie's in a mood now but its just bc hes alone on valentines day (like all losers)
1:51pm • 14 feb 2024
15.1k likes | 2.4k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
the only person youre not attacking is barty and evan who are the biggest losers around

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
agreed 🫡🫡

lily | @evanslils
i will be staying offline for the rest of today and just listening to falling behind on repeat 😍😃
2:27pm • 14 feb 2024
16.6k likes | 2.9k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
thats also a personal choice baby

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
oh what haha 😂😂

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
now mary why would you say this she is so beyond flustered i think she might be falling in love with you

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
ooh perfect 😻😻 (im sorry i was joking but if you dont want it to be a joke then heyy)

peter | @ratatouille
valentines day used to be a day where me, evan and pandora sit together and talk shit abt people in relationships but they just dont care about me anymore 🫤
2:48pm • 14 feb 2024
14.9k likes | 8.8k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
we can still do that i mean xenos kinda a loser

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ratatouille
NAHHH WHY WAS I NEVER INVITED

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
dont worry pete ill talk bad abt people with you 😁😁

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @prongs
yeah pete we're professional haters 💪💪

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
james couldnt even say the word shit

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james | @prongs
@ahskdjknska lets have you a crazy birthday week the pharmacy is out of our adhd meds
8:02am • 18 feb 2024
17.9k likes | 3.5k retweets

regulus @regulusblack
↳ replying to @prongs
fuck

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
YESSS HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AHHAHAHAHA

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @prongs
everyone should be fucking terrified

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @prongs
best. week. ever.

marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday to the funniest blonde around (just A TINY BIT MORE THAN ME) we always have the best time 😽😽😽😽🔥🔥🔥🔥
8:47am • 18 feb 2024
12.4k likes | 7.8k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @mommyissues
ty my fellow blonde 🫡🫡

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
blondes ftw 💯💯 (happy birthday doraaa)

regulus | @regulusblack
rawr 👻
9:10am • 18 feb 2024
11.7k likes | 3.4k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @regulusblack
AHAHHAJAHSJA

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @regulusblack
are you hacked 😭😭

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @regulusblack
this is a rather intellectual comment imho

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yes i conquer with that statement bartemus

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @regulusblack
i do think this really is a very fascinating choice of vocabulary and emoticon

evan | @rossyrosier
happy birthday to my adopted sister who is the only person i can talk to abt being in a relationship with since all you single bitches just can't relate
9:39am • 18 feb 2024
15.3k likes | 8.6k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
facts on facts brother thank you 😔🤞

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
hey im your boyfriend (happy birthday to the better blonde)

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
girl be quiet 🙄🙄 LOVE YOU DORAAAA HAPPY BDAYYYYYY

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
you barely even mentioned pandora in this tweet like for example personally i absolutely love and adore dora and she's literally the best person ever for absolutely everything shes just so like out of this world and its almost impossible to describe

lily | @evanslils
happy birthday to little dora for being chronically online and therefore always always there for me, ive quite literally never ever wanted anything but the absolute best for you. youre unlike anyone ive ever met in life, you have the most incredible and ethereal style and just vibe to you and like youre just incredible i love you so much
10:48am • 18 feb 2024
14.8k likes | 7.6k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
LILY YOURE MAKING US LOOK BAD

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
lily i LOVE you

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
i helped co-write this bc ily dora (i didn't do shit but i do love you)

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
OFC DORA MWAH MWAH

james | @prongs
woah @uwuemoblack sick username
12:18pm • 18 feb 2024
16.1k likes | 4.7k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
it says i cant change it for a year james.

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @prongs
stop this is so unregulus in any genuine tweets he makes ITS STILL UWUEMOBLACK AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
best birthday present ever we get to look at this for the rest of the year 😋😋

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
if it makes you happy then whatever just i love you dora happy birthday 

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lily | @evanslils
absolutely nobody talk to me today
9:14am • 23 feb 2034
16.4k likes | 3.7k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils
is she on her period

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
do you want to die 

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
its the taylor swift concert today and she didnt get tickets

sirius | @notjoking69
PETER HAS TICKETS PETER HAS TICKETS
9:46am • 23 feb 2024
13.8k likes | 9.4k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @notjoking69
WHAT

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO TELL

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
if we ever need proof sirius was trying to get rid peter we can show this in court

regulus | @uwuemoblack
imagine being sad about not going to a taylor swift concert
10:39am • 23 feb 2024
18.9k likes | 6.5k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
people are dying @evanslils

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
yeah me i am so shut up you ugly goth

james @prongs
↳ replying to @evanslils
hey lily i understand you're sad but regulus is NOT ugly 😔

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
shut up you specky git (lily has been playing taylor swift on repeat for at least FIVE HOURS NON STOP)

evan | @rossyrosier
i think @evanslils might wanna tune into the live stream of the concert right now 
8:32pm • 23 feb 2024
12.7k likes | 4.4k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
NO SHE DOESNT

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
PLEASE DO

mary @bloodhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
LILY NO

lily | @evanslils
when peter comes back please make sure he finds me right away okay
9:19pm • 23 feb 2024
10.6k likes | 2.3k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
lily why dont we go for a walk

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yes i think thats a good idea

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
and me and pandora are gonna make sure peter never sees lily again

peter | @ratatouille
being in the hospital really reminds me of my day 1 gang, i hope the babies i was born with are doing good
10:58pm • 23 feb 2024
12.6k likes | 7.7k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
what are you doing at the hospital

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
lily saw him talking to taylor swift on stage at her tour so she found him and beat him up 🫤

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @mommyissues
SHE WAS SO FAST WE BLINKED AND PETER HAD BEEN SNATCHED

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i think peter is too out of it to realise this was one of his predictions like i hope meeting her was worth it

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evan | @rossyrosier
@evanslils please propose to me
9:15am • 29 feb 2024
12.3k likes | 7.1k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
why...?

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
so i can be evan evans duh

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
plus how cool would our wedding anniversary be

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
he's not wrong ITS LEAP YEAR DAYYYY ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR

barty | @4bcjr20
lily sleep with one eye open.
9:56am • 29 feb 2024
15.9k likes | 3.2k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
umm

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @evanslils
dw he's just being possessive over evan

barty @bcjr20
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
WE GOT TOGETHER LIKE A MONTH AGO

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
leap year day is also a p cool death day

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
shut up guys like lily just think about it

evan | @rossyrosier
hey everyone drop your best pic up lines
10:43am • 29 feb 2024
12.5k likes | 4.6k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
are you from tennesse cause youre the only ten i see 🔥🔥

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
are you a fart cuz i just can't hold you in #wrizz

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
marlene no

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yo @rizzmuslupin this is your challenge !!

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
im not helping evan rizz lily up.

evan | @rossyrosier
@evanslils you look so familiar. didn't we take a class together? i could've sworn we had chemistry.
11:18am • 29 feb 2024
16.5k likes | 2.8k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
chemistry isn't even a subject at hogwarts

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
you have no idea what chemistry actually is as a subject

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
you see her everyday of course she's familiar

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
bruh does ANYONE support me being evan evans

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
i do.

peter | @ratatouille
don't forget evan getting cancelled is in my list of predictions !!
12:56pm • 29 feb 2024
13.9k likes | 5.8k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @ratatouille
forcing someone to marry you is a pretty good way of getting cancelled actually

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @notjoking69
shut up its gonna happen

evan | @rossyrosier
@evanslils do you have an inhaler?
2:04pm • 29 feb 2024
14.1k likes | 8.9k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
no.

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
cause i heard you got that ass ma

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
EVAN ILL NEVER MARRY YOU STOP

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
evan i think we've heard enough of you

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yeah god evan's cancelled

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
YES

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remus | @rizzmuslupin
no i do not enjoy today. i have the worlds most embarrassing friends.
1:05am • 10 mar 2024
10.8k likes | 5.5k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
what are you on about baby happy birthday little moonpie

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
yes mr light of my life literally marry me 

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
happy birthday remus john lupin my moonest moonster 😋

barty | @4bcjr20
of course the marauders are gonna embarrass remus on his special day, i would never do such a thing cause i only want him to have the happiest birthday
2:18am • 10 mar 2024
17.6k likes | 8.1k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcrj20
so grateful for you barty

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
yeah happy birthday ig you lanky loser

lily | @evanslils
happy birthday to my literal soulmate and best friend !! you are quite literally the other half of my soul and absolutely nothing could ever come between us, from first year till now we were friends before everyone else and i dont find out one thing without immediately telling you like you just are the other half of my soul and i love you more than you could ever imagine 
7:39am • 10 mar 2024
19.7k likes | 6.8k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @evanslils
thank you lily you are most definitely my soulmate

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY REMUS YOURE ACTUALLY MY SOULMATE AND LILY HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ON US

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
okay sirius sure ty

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
stop this madness

pandora | @ahskdjknska
remus posted one of the sweetest tweet comments for my birthday but im not exactly very good at that, just know remus john lupin that i love you very much and i a-🍑-aite you <3
9:42am • 10 mar 2024
14.4k likes | 3.9k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
wow thanks 🐼-ra

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
ergh emoji memes

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
yes happy 🤰-day remus

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
happy pregnant day?

regulus | @uwuemoblack
happy birthday lupin i dont know how you put up with my brother and his even weirder friends but you make them really happy and i would say us and evans have formed like our own that i value very much so dorcas told me to wish you happy birthday idk
10:55am • 10 mar 2024
17.7k likes | 2.5k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
🫡

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
aww we kinda have we're just the sanest of everyone

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
girl shut up you did this to like outdo lily or something dont bring me into this

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
be quiet

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
YOU CARE IF IM HAPPY OR NOT AWWW

mary | @bloodyhellmary
so a lot a lot of great messages were posted for our dearest remus john lupin SO let this be a conjoined tweet from all of us (less literary gifted people) to wish you a happy birthday
12:04pm • 10 mar 2024
10.2k likes | 4.8k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
YES REMUS MWAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
dont tell the others but youre my fav marauder 💯💯

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
i really dont know why every tweet had my full government name but okay (ty guys i love you too)

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lily | @evanslils
i love it here (my room)
8:48pm • 13 mar 2024
12.9k likes | 6.1k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @evanslils
okay emo leprechaun i thought y'all were supposed to be all goofy and shit

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @notjoking69
please literally never talk to me again like why do you even reply to my tweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notjoking69
um i love you guys

mary | @bloodyhellmary
goodnight ladies remember to die before ever telling a man how you feel @evanslils
9:17am • 13 mar 2024
18.4k likes | 5.7k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
I WAS MAKING A TWEET SIRIUS IS JUST A BITCH

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
but what do we have in common?

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
we're reliable with the LADIESSS

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
you guys like hamilton...?

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
what's that... this is a tiktok song...?

dorcas | @meadowbank
the fact evan just a winter's ball a tiktok song is just embarrassing. im disgusted.
9:35am • 13 mar 2024
10.1k likes | 7.4k likes

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
how would a ball be a tiktok song

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
ITS A SONG FROM HAMILTON WTF

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
what the hell is hamilton

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @notjoking69
you were literally taught this he's the founding father of the united states of america

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im talking about the musical and you know damn well

peter | @ratatouille
are we currently learning dorcas is actually obsessed with hamilton?? bc thats a pretty theatre kid thing to do...
10:29am • 13 mar 2024
16.7k likes | 8.3k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
what peter DiD yOu PrEdIcT tHiS

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
wait he actually he did 

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
PETER STOP WTF

dorcas | @meadowbank
if one more person dm's me asking "whats your favourite musical" or "are you a theatre kid" i will literally punch everyone in the face
1:32pm • 13 mar 2024
12.8k likes | 6.6k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
but like we need to prove peter wrong

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notjoking69
well he's not okay just be quiet

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
AIN'T NO WAY I LIKE A THEATRE KID HOW EMBARRASSING

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
shut your mouth

peter | @ratatouille
what did i tell y'all 😜
2:06pm • 13 mar 2024
11.2k likes | 5.4k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille
shut up at least i told you marlene would confess first

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah but anyone could've told you that bet you didn't see dorcas being a nerd

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barty | @4bcjr20
🍑 or 🍒
3:19pm • 19 mar 2024
10.4k likes | 5.6k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
delete yourself from existence

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
im literally gay i just wanted to experience straightness

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
personally i think 🍑

regulus | @uwuemoblack
"i kinda want a woman to walk by so i can objectify her" - mitchell pritchett and "i just wanted to experience straightness" - barty crouch jr: spot the difference
3:56pm • 19 mar 2024
18.5k likes | 4.9k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
REGULUS HAS WATCHED MODERN FAMILY????

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
oh this man religiously watched that show for agesss

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @evanslils 
i feel like that wasnt the takeaway from the tweet.

peter | @ratatouille
regulus being a modern family fanatic really wasn't on my 2024 bingo card and thats really saying something 🤷
4:23pm • 19 mar 2024
16.8k likes | 3.1k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ratatouille
it is coming from you but i totally predicted this 🙄

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
umm no you didn't 🙄

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille
great job guys regulus is rewatching modern family again 🙄

regulus | @uwuemoblack
i really do love modern family like i think im in love with phil dunphy
5:06pm • 19 mar 2024
11.1k likes | 4.2k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus being a fangirl like this is insane

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus you do know like

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
i take it back. fuck you remus.

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
if anyone’s confused just take a wild guess

reggie | @notreggie
so i guess phil's a james potter variant or whatever that means anyway
5:15pm • 19 mar 2024
9 likes | 2 retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notreggie
yeah bro 100%

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @notreggie
holy shit youre so pathetic

james | @prongs
REGULUS MIGHT JUST BE IN LOVE WITH ME OMG AHSHHDJSHDJAHA
5:49pm • 19 mar 2024
13.3k likes | 6.9k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
james 😭😭

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @prongs
yall are so pathetic just date

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
NO. DO NOT EVER DATE.

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mary | @bloodyhellmary
happy birthday to everyone's favourite mamas boy @prongs love you jamesypoo
8:03am • 27 mar 2024
10.7k likes | 6.2k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
aww thank you mary 😁😁

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
aww james you're so cute other people would've said something about that mamas boy comment

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahakdjknska
i dont think its's something he's embarrassed about

barty | @4bcjr20
i actually think i could give james a run for his money when it comes to be being a mamas boy but since it's birthday i'll just let him win
8:17am • 27 mar 2024
18.2k likes | 3.6k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no you couldn't

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
he's literally filthy rich

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
just because you like your mom more than your dad doesn't make you better than james

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
bruh get off my dick it was just a joke guys

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
it's okay barty thank you lots of love :DD

regulus | @uwuemoblack
maybe i could've gotten with james to make him happy today but its' his day not ours, happy birthday bro
8:46am • 27 mar 2024
16.9k likes | 7.3k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
NO IT COULD BE OUR DAY REGULUS I ONLY WANNA SPEND IT WITH YOU ANYWAY

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @prongs
happy birthday james regulus is blushing now

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
PICS PLEASE OMG OMG OMG

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
your wish is our command birthday boy 😽

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
die

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
thats pathetic he literally bro-zoned you

sirius | @notjoking69
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BROTHER (whose trying to get with my other brother but i'm willing to overlook that today) HOPE YOU ENJOYED OUR SURPRISE
12:13pm • 27 mar 2024
19.9k likes | 8.4k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
happy birthday james you keep us from death while bringing us to the brink of death every time

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
forgetting he said he literally would rather spend it with regulus — to every mud cake we made since we were five years old happy birthday

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notjoking69
im gonna cry you guys i love you

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
no homo tho

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
right but quite literally you're all gay

lily | @evanslils
james you're literally "in a world of boys he's a gentlemen" taylor swift would be proud, your mamas definitely proud of you and i love you lots
1:34pm • 27 mar 2024
18.6k likes | 9.9k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @evanslils
im do make my mama proud and im honoured to be making taylor swift proud

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
ofc james 🫶

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
i think you should be scared so many of your birthday tweets are regarding your mother

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
why are you being so mean to him today (and to mama effie cause she's my stunna girl 💯💯)

marlene | @mommyissues
as offended as i am that james chose to hangout with remus, sirius and peter over just me and peter even tho we've been friends for longer, im not mad and i could never hold a grudge against you my dearest brother happy birthday and we're basically since the womb type friendship
1:42pm • 27 mar 2024
10.9k likes | 8.2k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
he just likes me more what can i say

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @mommyissues
im not mean mar like im literally wishing james happy birthday rn

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
hey thats not true i like you all the same AND THANK YOU

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james | @prongs
happy birthday @meadowbank !!! please respond to this public service announcement (an online tweet) because you havent responded to like the 300 happy birthday texts ive sent you and im worried :)))))
11:04am • 2 apr 2024
11.5k likes | 7.2k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
seriously where tf is this girl like its her birthday and we wanna drink

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
i haven't seen any of the other girls either so they're probably celebrating without us those fake ass bitches

sirius | @notjoking69
your honour @meadowbank its your birthday, i love you and therefore i think you shld testament for the fact i didn't know abt the homework and shouldn't need to do it
11:58am • 2 apr 2024
18.1k likes | 5.2k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
we got the assessment notification ages ago don't use dorcas as an excuse

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
it said "april 2nd" and it was literally february last week, i thought i had more TIME

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @notjoking69
it wasnt february last week idiot

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notjoking69
why do you write like your running out of time

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
MARLENE PLEASE 😭😭

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
DORCAS YOURE BACK

dorcas | @meadowbank
hey everyone just wanted to thank you all for the birthday wishes youre all very sweet but i've been with the girls for the past three hours watching hamilton :)
12:09pm • 2 apr 2024
19.8k likes | 7.5k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @meadowbank
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
HEY LOVE HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY MWAH 

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
you've made everyone else a theatre kid and im gonna kill you

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
YOU WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
IM SORRY REGGIE I REGRET IT NOW IK WHAT YOU MEAN

marlene | @mommyissues
ANGELICA
1:41pm • 2 apr 2024
18.7k likes | 6.4k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
ELIZA

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
and PEGGY

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @mommyissues
THE SCHUYLER SISTERS

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @mommyissues
you lot are more annoying than dorcas the first time she watched hamilton

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
DO NOT BRING THAT UP

peter | @ratatouille
@meadowbank this is what you get for showing the girls hamilton —happy birthday tho !!
1:53pm • 2 apr 2024
11.4k likes | 5.3k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i knowwwww 😭😭 — ty tho !!

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
RAISE A GLASS TO THE FOUR OF US

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
the four of you need to stop quoting hamilton before i rip out all my hair.

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
regulus had a secret hamilton phase and this is bringing back some traumatic memories for him 😔

lily | @evanslils
i love dorcas so much she really is my favourite person in the whole world sometimes bc you'll always be one of the only people who get me i wanna thank you for everything ever mwah mwah mwah my love ty for your advice and your clothes and HAMILTONNNNNN
4:29pm • 2 apr 2024
10.3k likes | 5.9k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
aww lily what is this 😭😭 i love you mwah

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
LILY WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT BIRTHDAY TWEETS 

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
my birthday card was better than this since she's my girlfriend and full time favourite person not just sometimes 🙄

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marlene | @mommyissues
"i know something you don't knowwww"
2:19pm • 12 apr 2024
10.5k likes | 6.3k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
"tell me this second 😠"

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i want you to be my girlfriend

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
man stfu

marlene @mommyissues 
↳ replying to @meadowbank
BABE NO FR

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh umm then yeah i'll be your girlfriend duh

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
YESTYSYYEYSYSYEYS

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @mommyissues
huh

regulus | @uwuemoblack
in comparison to how dorcas found out she was gay, the way marlene found out, when they realised they liked each other and just how fucking dramatic these lesbians are, this has got to be the most boring way to get together ever.
2:30pm • 12 apr 2024
11.3k likes | 8.7k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
RIGHT LIKE WHERE WAS THE FLAVOUR

pandora @ahsksjknska
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im honestly beyond disappointed in yall

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
marlene said to never bring up any of those situations.

dorcas | @meadowbank
guys im gonna need yall to stop because that wasn't an announcement of our relationship like she literally decided to tell me that way
3:18pm • 12 apr 2024
18.8k likes | 4.5k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
shut up it was romantic

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
it kinda was guys marlene texted me to whisper something in her ear and then marlene smirked at dorcas before tagging her in that tweet

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils
oh well when you say it like that sure !!!!!

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
aww hey i think thats kinda cute

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
THANK YOU JAMIE

peter | @ratatouille
guys i can't remember how dorcas come out someone pleaseeee refresh my memory i asked sirius and hes literally rolling on the floor with laughter
3:54pm • 12 apr 2024
12.3k likes | 4.1k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
sirius you are a dead man.

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no stop bc i suddenly forgot how marlene came out too and i thought it was just me maybe they poisoned us

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
story swap for swap??

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
done deal

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
wait yall aren't gonna say it here i was just preparing some chocolate

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
LIKE HELL THEYLL BE SAYING IT HERE

reggie | @notreggie
okay so removing marlene and dorcas from my followers and finally letting james and sirius follow me, marlene came out when she got stoned and began telling everyone about her "music career" which was honestly just her singing girls by girl in red at the top of her lungs and people just started talking. dorcas came out when some guy back in third year told her he liked her but she was so disgusted she actually threw up and so he spread a rumour about her being a lesbian and she stood up in the middle of dinner in the great hall and said "yeah im a lesbian so what youre ugly"
4:21pm • 12 apr 2024
9 likes | 7 retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @notreggie
BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA STOP I LOVE THESE STORIES

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @notreggie
wait a second what the fuck are these previous tweets about james regulus.

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @notjoking69
fuck off im blocking you i forgot you can see old tweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notreggie
AWW REGGIE OMG YOURE IN LOVE WITH ME

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @prongs
NO IM NOT GO AWAY

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @notreggie
well sirius and james are gone again but I REMEMBER THE VOMITING I WAS THERE AND I LITERALLY FELL TO THE GROUND AND STARTED ROLLING I ALMOST WENT IN THE VOMIT

barty | @4bcjr20
guys i think we're blowing over too quickly that the first lesbian couple in our friend group has gotten together like #pridelove
5:12pm • 12 apr 2024
15.6k likes | 7.9k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
this is strangely supportive of you barty is dorcas blackmailing you

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
no i am because i just walked into marlene and dorcas already snogging eachother's face off in the bathroom and complaining about how we dont care.

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no but you're right barty im honestly so proud of you guys and i hope yall have the loving and beautiful relationship you deserve mwahh

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lily | @evanslils
you ever meet a man and its so obvious no one in his life has ever told him to shut the fuck up 🥰
3:58pm • 21 apr 2024
19.3k likes | 2.8k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @evanslils
GEEZ SORRY

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
surprisingly its not you

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @evanslils
@rossyrosier

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
is this really cause i tried to have the coolest name in the world 🙄

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yes (no)

marlene | @mommyissues
NAHHH WHEN I CATCH THE CUNT WHO DID THIS THEY BEST BE WRITING THEIR WILL RN
4:20pm • 21 apr 2024
12.8k likes | 3.1k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
marlene please 😭

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
no shes so beyond valid we're acc gearing up rn

barty @4bcrj20
↳ replying to @evanslils
lets take my van

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
lets go

james | @prongs
i found out what happened and im beyond pissed too but im also extremely worried that marlenes already left 
5:01pm • 21 apr 2024
14.7k likes | 5.1k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
no yeah i think we should actually be stopping marlene cause she might be committing murder

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
she most definitely is doing something now but there's also no stopping her

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
dw i can always get barty to turn the van around just say the word

mary | @bloodyhellmary
marlene got arrested can the rich black brothers (@notjoking69 @uwuemoblack) please come here and bail her out im so serious 🙏🙏
6:21pm • 21 apr 2024
13.1k likes | 6.7k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
MARLENE WHAT DID YOU DO

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
we're going to the station rn dw

dorcas | @meadowbank
yall might be wondering what happened and the truth is the world is a scary place for gingers (lily was robbed)
6:34pm • 21 apr 2024
18.5k likes | 9.2k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @meadowbank
sooo marlene got really pissed and tracked lily's airpods to where he was and "robbed him back"

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
but what that really means is marlene BROKE INTO HIS HOUSE and got arrested (shes not the brightest)

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @meadowbank
we love twitter for being the place where i could document all this and safely say i have all my stuff back (ty marlene) and it was honestly just an experience and im completely fine <33

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
wow !! what a crazy turn of events on this random sunday afternoon 😜

peter | @ratatouille
well this might not be the right time but uhh- i did predict marlene getting arrested soooo maybe we should've seen it coming
7:07pm • 21 apr 2024
19.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no way pettigrew pack it up ive had enough of you

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
honestly this tweet was exactly what we needed today

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
im glad you think so im always a good person to have around

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james | @prongs
hewwo everyone :3 !!
2:38am • 23 apr 2024
17.3k likes | 2.2k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
hewwo jawmes :>

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
STOP WHAT IS HAPPENING THIS IS SO VILE 😭😭

pandora | @ahskdjknska
i'm wittewawwy just a smol bean •^•
2:50am • 23 apr 2024
19.4k likes | 7.5k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
don't wowwy smol bean i'll protect yew

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
what the actual fuck?? did yall co-ordinate this??

evan | @rossyrosier
":3" "(*^‿^*)" "0-0" ":>" "•^•" "•~•" HOW BOUT YOU ALL DROP DEAD
2:54am • 23 apr 2024
13.2k likes | 2.4k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
for once i PASSIONATELY FUCKING AGREE

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
erm... that's not wery nice! qwq

sirius | @notjoking69
whaddya fink 🥹👉👈

3:21am • 23 apr 2024
15.9k likes | 3.8k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
omg please literally kill yourself

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notjoking69
i wuvvvvv it! ^v^

mary | @bloodyhellmary
the way we didnt hear anything about the most vile things being tweeted today makes me think that james just decided to and the more insane and mentally unstable half of us just decided to tweet back like that me scared for our society. 
3:44am • 23 apr 2024
18.4k likes | 9.1k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
skibidi toilet rizz

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @prongs
james like die idk

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pandora | @ahskdjknska
i think it's very important you know that "reg" is pronounced like "edge" and not "egg" cause thats how redggie likes it
12:33pm • 2 may 2024
16.4k likes | 2.1k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
oh and definitely dont call him redgeulus tho thats reg (like egg) - ulus

regulus @uwuemoblack
you're not wrong but wtf

pandora @ahskdjknska
you're welcome 🫶

barty | @4bcjr20
speaking of names imagine literally having "dork" in your name and as a nickname
1:18pm • 2 may 2024
17.1k likes | 5.9k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
youre not one to be making fun of names bartemius

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
and now we wait for dorcas' response how riveting !!

marlene | @mommyissues
@4bcjr20 imagine having a verb as your last name
1:45pm • 2 may 2024
19.2k likes | 7.7k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh please he doesn't even know what a verb is

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
i dont think marlene knows what a verb is either

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
well then that means dorcas has something else cooking up and just used marlene's account

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
hey 😔😔 i know what a verb is

evan | @rossyrosier
QUICK WHATS A VERB
2:09pm • 2 may 2024
12.6k likes | 3.5k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
oh evan im dissapointed in you

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
what i know what a verb is i didnt tweet that

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
obviously barty took his acc since hes very not smart 🤷🤷

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
you tell us what a verb is then marLENE

dorcas | @meadowbank
speaking of names imagine having the exact same name as your father and it meaning your mother has quite literally moaned your name 🤷
2:45pm • 2 may 2024
13.5k likes | 4.2k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @meadowbank
oh my god

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
umm i think barty's in a state of shock

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
surely regulus has said that to him before

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @evanslils
ive definitely thought abt it but ive never said it to his face

sirius | @notjoking69
stop guys literally five of us have an s at the end of our names like plural like how many of us are there actually
4:37pm • 2 may 2024
10.9k likes | 2.7k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
yeah definitely gonna stop talking about names for the rest of umm our lives i think

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notjoking69
im really glad sirius has twitter now cause this is the kinda shit sirius used to mumble into the darkness in our dorm

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lily | @evanslils
idk if anyone else cares but dora you look so much like elle fanning and this theme pandora wouldve devoured as hard as elle fanning did
10:07am • 8 may 2024
12.9k likes | 7.8k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
omg you see it too ive been saying this for so long reggie and evan think so but barty doesnt

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i mean dora would look stunning in what she wore i just dont see it that much okay

pandora @ahskdjknska 
↳ replying to @evanslils
aww thank you lily shld i chop my hair to that length??

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i absolutely adore your long hair but the short hair literally looks so good on her

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
dora you can always just regrow it w magic if you hate it but im sure itll look good

sirius | @notjoking69 
lana del rey is really giving james potter
10:24am • 8 may 2024
14.3k likes | 6.9k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @notjoking69
elaborate on this please bc i actually thought her look ATE even if that guy she was with was a little boring

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
as in cause my username is prongs like the little deer with antlers and lana has some antlers !!

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
that's the dumbest thing ive ever heard james are you secretly an animagus that takes shape of a deer 

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
i think we have our new resident peter pettigrew

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
NO WE DONT AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS JAMES' SECRET REMUS

james | @prongs
hey everyone just popping in to address the rumours about me being a deer or lana del rey looking like a deer cause we're both not !!
10:41am • 8 may 2024
11.2k likes | 4.5k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @prongs
yes guys i didn't mean to tweet that on twitter it was for the gc !!

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
actually james being a deer makes a lot of sense like do you guys remember how many times a deer has randomly barged into class along with that black dog and the rat on one of their heads its the freakiest thing

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notjoking69
wtf lanas headpiece is kinda giving antlers she should've just worn the dress damn 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
IM NOT A DEER IM A STAG ITS VERY DIFFERENT AND MUCH COOLER OKAY IM ALSO NOT JUST FRIENDS WITH RANDOM ANIMALS THATS WEIRD OKAY

marlene | @mommyissues
im a GENIUS i cannot believe i guessed it omg okay watch ill bet sirius is actually that black dog and peter is the rat because of those weird nicknames they have for each other and minnie might even know too cause whenever those weird animals burst into our class remus is sitting by himself and minnie glares at him and gives those boys detention the next day but they dont even know she knows
11:20am • 8 may 2024
14.9k likes | 7.3k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
... i might have to go talk to mcgonagall

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @mommyissues
so james is a stag.

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
omg thats the funniest thing ive ever heard omg reg you AHAHAAHHA

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
okay i dont think you understand i am not JUST A RAT im very smart actually and i help out in a lot of ways except ms norris is actually terrifying and sirius is making it very aware that he is not just a black dog hes more like a wolf and hes very very strong with absolutely majestic fur

marlene | @mommyissues
hey guys so umm also no rush or anything but my girlfriend came over to visit my dorm and now her and my roommate besties have just been talking about every met gala look for the last hour and the only thing ive gathered is men are boring and women look like goddesses and i already knew that so someone come rescue me please
12:49pm • 8 may 2024
15.2k likes | 3.4k retweets

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
two big paragraphs tweet marlene you must be desperate unfortunately i cannot help you cause my darling brother came over to demand we transform for him but instead remus and him have also just been talking met looks for so long 

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @notjoking
yeah well why did conan gray not go he would've actually done such a great look for this theme instead of those other men with their plain stupid tuxes with like a flower superglued on

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
and why did taylor swift not go :((

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @evanslils
personally im just disappointed ed sheeran went and lily didnt use her ginger mind powers to give him a more flowery look instead of a blue tux

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @notjoking69
we've been trying to silently sneak out without him realising so we dont have to show him

reggie | @notreggie
i know ive talked about this stag that i see around the castle before but i would like to take that all back and because i hate stags that one is not particularly gorgeous or nice to me and i never even pet that filthy animal it's very rude and its obviously not james. i do not like james and james doesn't know that i have ever talked about that stupid stag
3:46pm • 8 may 2024
9 likes | 9 retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notreggie
OH PLEASEEE AHAHAH YOU LOVE THE STAG YOU GO ON A WALK EVERYDAY TO SEE IT

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
right he's literally left in the middle of a conversation HE CHECKS THE TIME AND THE SECOND IT HITS WHATEVER TIME IT IS HE LEAVES

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
wait james does that too but its not like the same time everyday ARE THEY GOING ON MINI DATES IS IT LIKE "oh hello stag nice to see you again let me pet you a few times and watch you act all arrogant as you strut around ah lovely lovely well ill see you again tmrw but im actually a little busy so maybe 7:30 instead of 6 like today? okay great bye!" 

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
regulus just read that with wide eyes, chucked his phone at me and dived into his own bed he might've died

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lily | @evanslils
british ppl having sex be like:
"mm yes splendid, how scrumptious, carry on please, good heavens, i'm arriving"
3:40pm • 15 may 2024
19.5k likes | 7.1k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
lily evans making a sex joke??? 🤯🤯

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
YOURE LITERALLY BRITISH TOO

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
i'm actually a quarter american lol

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
woah...

marlene | @mommyissues
okay lily "how dare she ask me who i like who does she think she is blah blah blah" evans YOU DON'T EVEN SMELL LIKE GINGERBREAD
4:02pm • 15 may 2024
14.6k likes | 8.7k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
is this just cause she made fun of british sex...

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
not everything is about you mar

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
why would gingers smell like gingerbread??

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
stfu i've decided to take it personally

lily | @evanslils
so what if i complain abt my crush?? ITS TRUE if i have a crush on you it's none of your business so don't even try asking me who i like
4:09pm • 15 may 2024
11.5k likes | 7.6k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
yeah exactly like when ma*ry asked you who you liked

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @mommyissues
ARE YIU JOKINF ME RN THAT WAS NOT DISCREET IN SNY WAY IM TONNA KILL YOU

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
hey lily do you wanna talk 🥰

dorcas | @meadowbank
y'all i literally cannot find my girlfriend please help
4:53pm • 15 may 2024
13.4k likes | 2.5k retweets

pandora @ahskdjiknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i last saw her with lily i think

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ahskdjiknska
THE LILY WHO SAID SHE WAS GONNA KILL HER??

pandora @ahskdjiknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yup! we dont know where lily is either tho mary's looking for her

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
thats what happens when there's drama between female best friends 🤠

marlene @mommyissues
SEND HEL PLEA
5:52pm • 15 may 2024
17.2k likes | 9.9k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
plea?? what does that mean??

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
omd idiot.

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @mommyissues
maybe we shld be more worried that marlene is dying and she chose to use twitter instead of actually asking one of us for help directly

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
baby relax i think it really reflects on who we are

mary | @bloodyhellmary
there's no need to panic everyone !! lily is my girlfriend now and has promised to safely return marlene to her's :)
6:07pm • 15 may 2024
14.8k likes | 6.5k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
ty mare i owe you my life (this ginger is scary as fuck)

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
MARYS DATING AN AMERICAN THATS A PREDICTION

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSA

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remus | @rizzmuslupin
does anyone wanna tell me why sirius is crying rn.
7:49pm • 22 may 2024
12.4k likes | 3.3k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
not when you say it in that tone??

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no yeah i didnt even do anything and there's no way on gods green earth would i say anything

sirius @notjoking69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
im not crying btw thats not punk rock

sirius | @notjoking69
is crying in class punk rock
8:15pm • 22 may 2024
15.3k likes | 8.9k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @notjoking69
no loser

james @prongs
↳ replying to @notjoking69
YES ITS SO PUNK ROCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notjoking69
YEAH ITS TOTALLY SOO ROCK GIRLFRIEND CORE

reggie | @notreggie
barty crouch you are a dead man
9:28pm • 22 may 2024
5 likes | 1 retweet

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notreggie
oh come on how could you possibly take his side

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
they're brothers babe, its the only person hes more protective and possessive over other than james

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
apologise

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notreggie
NO YOURE CRAZY

lily | @evanslils
is he crying bc barty made another joke about his username 😭😭
10:14pm • 22 may 2024
15.7k likes | 4.4k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
im pretty sure he's really sensitive about this rn lily-

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @meadowbank
NO THIS WAS MEANT FOR THE GC

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
twitter is an addiction lily evans its just first app we click

remus | @rizzmuslupin
hey sirius cute username @soriusblack69
10:52pm • 22 may 2024
13.7k likes | 9.8k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
wait how did you tag me you spelt it wrong

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
NO IM THE ONE THAT SPELT IT WRONG WHAT I CANT CHANGE IT

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
AHAHAHHAA

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
and you kept the 69 anyway 💀

james @prongs
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
i think its even better spelt like that

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
right yeah like super duper extra punk rock

dorcas | @meadowbank
lets all ignore the fact sirius definitely made remus tweet that?? or that james is probably holding marls hostage??
11:33pm • 22 may 2024
14.5k likes | 3.2k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @meadowbank
we're ignoring that bc now he's crying about how he spelt it wrong 🫤

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
honestly such couple goals like they should just date

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
its not their time pandora stop trying to win the bet (you also just made sirius cry louder the entire gryffindor common room is SUFFERING)

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yeah well apparently james is actually faster than i thought on a broom okay like i thought i would win

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sirius | @soriusblack69
call me gay or delusional but i can really feel it !! this month is the month me and remus gonna get together for real for real
10:01am • 1 jun 2024
12.2k likes | 7.4k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
you're gay

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
you're delusional

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
man 🫤

evan | @rossyrosier
happy pride to everyone but peter (apparently)
11:17am • 1 jun 2024
13.9k likes | 5.4k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
no im gay i'll be gay with you guys today 🥰

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ratatouille
thats not how it works you better sit at home alone and think about how straight you've been

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
jesus regulus what has mother done to you

peter | @ratatouille
i'm homophobic cause i hate all you so much youre all so gay
12:21pm • 1 jun 2024
16.5k likes | 3.7k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
HAPPY PRIDE PETER CHEER UP

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
oh never mind my boyfriend was a little mean to you clearly 😔

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
we're not dating

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
oh geez regulus you've broken the poor man's heart on day 1 of pride month

remus | @rizzmuslupin
marlene stop pestering me to date sirius it's not gonna happen and especially not today or this month
2:16pm • 1 jun 2024
11.1k likes | 7.9k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
remus you didn't have to bring this to twitter 🙄

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
MARLENE WE SAID WE WOULDN'T MEDDLE YOU CHEATER

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
ARE YALL BETTING I WANT IN

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
don't be so sure remus (peter said he has a good feeling about this month and i trust him sm)

pandora | @ahskdjknska
i told xeno to hangout with me for pride but he said since we're technically a hetero relationship it doesn't count (he doesn't love me anymore)
4:44pm • 1 jun 2024
18.2k likes | 3.6k retweets

xeno @xenolovegood
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
dora i literally said im writing something rn and we can get dinner together later

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
don't worry i'll hangout with you im still single @uwuemoblack

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
bffr all of gryffindor heard your plans to woo regulus today

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
yeah james my date with lily includes buying YOUR fireworks

james @prongs
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
DONT SPOIL THE SURPRISE

reggie | @notreggie
people give me one good reason to not take james bc what was that surprise
6:38pm • 1 jun 2024
8 likes | 3 retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @notreggie
me and mary have a bet against evan and barty abt how y'all won't get together till at least august so there's a reason

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notreggie
your pride??

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
ooh thats a good one cas i was gonna say james wins

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
no dora they're both good (what is wrong with you other four)

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @notreggie
inflation or whatever

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mary | @bloodyhellmary
hey y'all 🤠 now that my girlfriends an american i guess i shld be american too, it's 6/9 day !!
8:06am • 9 jun 2024
17.9k likes | 6.4k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
that's not how that works 🤦

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
hmm

dorcas | @meadowbank
y'all know how regina george screams as she comes home to cut up a picture of her and cady to sticks it into her burn book? thats how i feel right now.
10:34am •  9 jun 2024
17.8k likes | 6.6k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
and who's in the photos

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
regulus and remus.

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
what

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @prongs
im gonna die

remus | @rizzmuslupin
@ratatouille i will literally give you all those sweaters that you're always stealing if you promise to keep your mouth shut forever i need you to see this.
10:44am • 9 jun 2024
10.7k likes | 9.4k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
i will give you my entire fortune @ratatouille

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
but like... no

pandora | @ahskdjknska
IM SITTING ON THE BADDEST BOY PIECE OF INFORMATION IN THE HISTORY OF ALL INFORMATION
11:02am • 9 jun 2024
16.7k likes | 5.2k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
DORCAS HOW COULD YOU

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
YOU TOLD HER AND NOT ME I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR HOURS

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
pandora i have the most hush money in the world.

evan | @rossyrosier
STFU BARTY I WAS RIGHT REGULUS AND REMUS HOOKED UP
11:21am • 9 jun 2024
14.4k likes | 6.7k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
wait wait wait this this is not our dms

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
YOURE LYING STOP I FUCKING PREDICTED THIS

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
james and sirius real quiet rn...

peter | @ratatouille
sirius and james are talking quietly amongst themselves. remus and regulus are shutting their mouths in fear. this can only end in death.
12:42pm • 9 jun 2024
18.6k likes | 9.7k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
THERE ARE OTHER OPTIONS

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ratatouille
regulus just said its 69 day and wanted to taste remus' monster cock. (word for word i think regulus has a death wish and remus definitely wishes he were dead)

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ratatouille
sirius has tackled regulus. james has forgiven them as he says he "understands" he's also absolutely cackling and remus is planning to jump out the window

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ratatouille
remus has promised to ask sirius to be his boyfriend by the end of month?? sirius says they're on thin ice.

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @ratatouille
that was a roller coaster... thanks for keeping us updated on your dorm tho ahahah

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barty | @4bcjr20
happy birthday and good morning to my darling boyfriend lets celebrate ;)
10:16am • 20 jun 2024
11.7k likes | 8.5k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
aww thanks baby

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah thanks so much baby i really loved waking up in the middle of the common room

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
aww what why'd you wake up there

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
barty moved my fucking bed outside so they could have birthday sex

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

lily | @evanslils
we all know im great at little happy birthday tweets and im sure you're all wondering what im gonna say for evan since "we're not that close" but we actually are because after he tried to propose to me we secretly got married and ive been calling him evan evans ever since so happy birthday hubby love you 😽😽
10:37am • 20 jun 2024
19.7k likes | 5.8k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
aww thanks wifey youre so sweet 🤭

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils
WHAT

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
oh sure happy birthday evan BUT EXCUSE ME WHAT

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
i feel like this is something i shld've predicted im kinda disappointed in myself

marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday evan we're the swaggiest of swaggers and you, barty, mary and lily fighting is so beyond entertaining 🤗
11:26am • 20 jun 2024
12.1k likes | 3.8k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
yeah happy birthday i know i got you something but honestly feels like we got a gift instead

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
right but like seriously its just barty and mary yelling at them and then lily and evan rolling on the floor with laughter??

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
we're all good now me and evan are getting a divorce he's just gonna keep my name 🙄

regulus | @uwuemoblack
before evan and barty get back im wishing evan the happiest of birthdays because you really are like a brother to me (i think of myself as older and i dont care that youre maybe two seconds older than me) i'm always watching over you and barty and i know how much of a prick barty is but you guys make each other really happy and im so proud of you guys for shutting the fuck up and getting together but mostly you today evan because you're great and i love you lots so cheers
11:53am • 20 jun 2024
14.2k likes | 9.3k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
REGULUS ARE THESE EMOTIONS COMING OUT OF YOU

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im five days older than you git

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im not even a prick bruh gtfo

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
why aren't you responding a little nicer to regulus he was so nice

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
they do this every year they're sappy to each other but they have to throw in an insult cause no homo our parents didnt love us

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
oh umm okay well happy birthday evan

remus | @rizzmuslupin
we all know of mine and evan's little friendly rivalry but its only common courtesy to wish you a sincere happy birthday
12:31pm • 20 jun 2024
17.5k likes | 6.8k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
sooo where's the happy birthday??

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @meadowbank
right there it said happy birthday

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
that like saying "im here to apologise. are we good now?"

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @ahsldjknska
back off of moony that is so nice of him :) happy birthday evan from us cause we're dating

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
no we're not but happy birthday i guess whatever

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
cheers bro i guess whatever

dorcas | @meadowbank
happy birthday evan our genuine little brother and we love you, and dont tell reggie or barty but youre our favourite of the guys - dorky and dora
1:12pm • 20 jun 2024
11.9k likes | 5.7k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
thats not true bartys your favourite and im dora's

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
no but when me and dorcas are together evan is SO MUCH better than you guys

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
love you guys 🤘 (and thats okay but ive decided to make xeno my favourite)

xeno @xenolovegood
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
oh cheers evan happy birthday (i guess you're my favourite too)

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james | @prongs
im not exactly allowed to say this but I LOVE YOU REGULUS YOU'RE LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE PERSON AND I WISH YOU THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS NOW I HAVE TO GO BEFORE I DIE BUT HAVE A GREAT DAY REGGIE
7:19am • 25 jun 2024
16.3k likes | 8.1k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
JAMES YOURE DEAD I'LL KILL YOU HOW CAN HE BE YOUR FAVOURITE PERSON

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @prongs
rest assured everyone james is gonna be okay 

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
thank you. sirius, leave james alone.

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
james my brother you are a brave man 🫡

sirius | @soriusblack69
happy birthday regulus, buying you a toolbox for your birthday so you can fix your attitude cause james risked his life to wish you a happy birthday publicly and you said "thank you."
8:04am • 25 jun 2024
15.1k likes | 4.7k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
would you have wanted me to have publicly said i love you too?

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
DID YOU SAY I LOVE YOU TOO PRIVATELY???

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
none of your business

james @prongs
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
HE DID SIRIUS IM GONNA CRY

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
they're still not dating though something about not letting james win?? the weirdo

dorcas | @meadowbank
happy birthday @uwuemoblack, suck up your enormous pride, use those gorgeous looks and woo your man cause i love seeing you happy and i know you don't like to admit it but he makes you happy
9:12am • 25 jun 2024
13.3k likes | 5.5k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
shut the hell up dorcas you dont know what you're talking about

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
aww dorcky you're so sweet HAPPY BIRTHDAY REGGIEEE

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @meadowbank
james is crying from happiness and since regulus doesn't like the guy or anything i guess that's a happy happy birthday :)

lily | @evanslils
in a quote from one of regulus' favourite books, "we accept the love we think we deserve." im not going to try and make regulus face his endless problems but he's been a little cold to all these birthday wishes today but im here to say that i love you reggie and happy birthday because you deserve it more than you could ever know
9:47am • 25 jun 2024
11.8k likes | 6.2k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @evanslils
lily he might actually die perks of being a wallflower is too far, all ive got is "happy birthday regulus !! keep making james and sirius happy !”

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
this literally puts my message to shame and me and reg have been friends for a lot longer.

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @evanslils
thank you lily this is really nice.

pandora @ahskndjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
he's crying and he said he loves you too

barty | @4bcjr20
regulus the man of the hour who is actually the man of every hour cause he's both a star (quite literally) and the centre of the little constellation that is me, him and evan like the sun. he keeps us grounded like the earth, but he is probably the only reason me and evan aren't in jail so we'll just say that's what the moon does cause im trying to be poetic. people assume evan is my partner is crime but that doesn't actually exist cause its the three of us against the rest of the universe (extra poeticness points)
12:38pm • 25 jun 2024
18.7k likes | 4.6k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
oh my god this is kinda like so sweet??

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
this might actually be better than lily im scared

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
im totally super humble and all but no literally woah

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
tf you mean im not your partner in crime

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah what are you on about im not some thirdwheel constantly watching you and evan like some fucking babysitter

reggie | @notreggie
hey guys i know im not like the nicest person but i do love you guys and i appreciate you guys and you're all so sweet guys and i don't know where id be without you guys like guys maybe lily was right about the love we deserve think thing guys
3:38pm • 25 jun 2024
9 likes | 4 retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @notreggie
aww honey i mean happy birthday ml but are you drunk its not even 4pm

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
he is it's a bit of a slytherin tradition for us to get drunk on birthdays and regulus is just like THE sappiest drunk and always has something to say but i guess i love the guy so yk happy birthday to him

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
im included in the slytherins tho cause umm they're my besties and i love reggie and i wished him the best happy birthday cause he's actually sweet to me but he won't let anyone know that

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peter | @ratatouille 
hey everyone just popping in to make a quick impromptu prediction !! i think the gayest people we know are finally getting together
5:14pm • 30 jun 2024
17.7k likes | 8.2k retweets

pandora @ahskndjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
regulus actually explicitly said this morning he's not willing to date james yet cause it's embarrassing to get together DURING pride month

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
me and barty are already together so idk what you mean

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
obviously he's talking about sirius and then remus by extension 

mary | @bloodyhellmary 
i dont wanna be that person but i think if youre planning use THAT kinda pun for getting together remember too sweet by hozier is a magnificent song !!
5:38pm • 30 jun 2024
15.4k likes | 9.6k retweets 

mary @bloodyhellmary 
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
(me and peter overheard them talking about getting together peter didn't get an impromptu prediction and i want you guys to get together in this way.)

lily @evanslils 
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
omg that's genius 

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary 
regulus said he owns that song and if remus uses it he'll be really mad

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
i didn't say that.

remus | @rizzmuslupin
i like my coffee like i like my men, black, sirius black
5:38pm • 30 jun 2024
16.2k likes | 4.8k retweets 

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
THAT'S ME BITCHES WE'RE OFFICIAL

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
MARY WTF WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE TWEETED THAT LIKE A MINUTE EARLIER ARE YOU SERIOUS RN

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
aww this is so sad thing ive ever seen you literally love hozier you shouldn't have needed mary's reminder 😭😭 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
HEY I WANTED TO DO THIS KIND OF ANNOUNCEMENT FOR ME AND REGGIE

regulus @uwuemoblack 
↳ replying to @prongs
you hate coffee and we're not even together (im happy for you guys i guess but thats disgusting lupin you could do better)

marlene | @mommyissues
guys are we literally forgetting on june 1st siri actually said him and remus we're getting together this month
6:19pm • 30 jun 2024
10.4k likes | 2.9k retweets 

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @mommyissues
may or may not have been the reason i was extra motivated because dorcas called me delusional and barty called me gay 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @soriusblack69 
you are

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
you are

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69 
are you serious rn

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
oh always ;)

remus | @rizzmuslupin
me and sirius are actually breaking up it turns out we got together just to stick it to dorcas and barty
6:25pm • 30 jun 2024
18.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
NO I WAS JUST KIDDING REMUS

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
WOAH NO HEY WHAT YOU CANT' DO THAT

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
REMUS YOURE BREAKING UP OUR HAPPY FAMILY HOW COULD YOU DO THAT

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
i really have missed this like we've become too connected in our multiple groups like this kinda stuff is what made you guys marauders

james | @prongs
yeah and i just feel like as marauders and (me being the only single one) its important we keep in mind my favourite romance trope is best friend's brother
7:06pm • 30 jun 2024
12.7k likes | 8.6k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @prongs
okay just like dont get any ideas tho

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @prongs
i am literally still single james stop trying to get with regulus

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
personally i could never fw best friends brother

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah obviously i dont have a brother and you dont like sirius

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lily | @evanslils
happy fourth of july to all my loves <3
6:27am • 4 jul 2024
10.5k likes | 8.8k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils 
lily we’re not american 🙄🙄

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh please look at all our american family members commenting here

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
feeling bold today mcdonald?

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
no just independent 🥰

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
i’m so proud youre learning

peter | @ratatouille 
always fun to be reminded that mary is currently dating an american and i in fact actually predicted that
9:18am • 4 jul 2024
16.6k likes | 9.5k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska 
↳ replying to @ratatouille
we get it peter shut the hell up

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
i’m sensing you’re jealous

james @prongs 
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
proud of you pete

sirius | @soriusblack69
“you attract what you fear” aaah… im so scared of remus lupin… noooo… get away from me…
12:26pm • 4 jul 2024
14.1k likes | 6.3k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin 
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
dude we just got together

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin 
guess you could say he needs some independence @evanslils 

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20 
sirius is actually deeply codependent because of his attachment issues

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack 
shut up you ugly gremlin

james @prongs 
↳ replying to @soriusblack69 
hey 🫤

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs 
why are you offended im not even your boyfriend yet

james | @prongs
OMG GUYS HE WANTS TO BE MY BOYFRIEND HE LITERALLY SAID YETTTTTTTTT
12:35pm • 4 jul 2024
19.6k likes | 5.1k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank 
↳ replying to @prongs
bro its not like you proposed and he said yes????

marlene @mommyissues 
↳ replying to @meadowbank 
god i know he’s just soo pathetic right babe

regulus @uwuemoblack 
↳ replying to @mommyissues
you need to be more independent too mckinnon.

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack 
aww regulus you’re so cute i actually love you

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
no he isnt and no you dont

reggie | @notreggie
okay so the basorexia’s really taking over rn
12:54pm • 4 jul 2024
9 likes | 2 retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notreggie
you just keyboard smashed and actually expect us to know what it means? 

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank 
basorexia is the overwhelming desire or obsession to kissing :)

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
AND did you know that sharks also experience it too but since they don't have lips, they just swim around grumpy because they can't kiss each other :(

remus @rizzmuslupin 
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
umm thats actually the saddest thing ive ever heard??

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska 
well guess they’re not independent enough

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils 
OMG LILY IM SO PROUD OF YOU

peter | @ratatouille
hey everyone just a little friendly reminder that james is sighing like some damn lovesick fool ever three seconds regulus you come over and fix this right now
3:29pm • 4 jul 2024
11.4k likes | 7.2k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
please regulus he’s actually driving every gryffindor mad

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
sorry guys regulus is kinda doing the same thing over here

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
yeah he uhh claims “james potter is the cutest human being to have ever breathed or existed and he might actually die”

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @ratatouille 
bro eff off guys dont encourage this james and regulus are totally gross together 🤢🤢

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pandora | @ahskdjknska
hey everyone its barty’s birthday !! he gave everyone in slytherin strict orders to not announce it to everyone but luckily im only an honorary slytherin !! happy birthday my love ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
10:09am • 9 jul 2024
17.4k likes | 2.3k retweets 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
are you serious dora

sirius @soriusblack69 
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
no i am 😜 happy birthday 🥳🥳

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
gross.

dorcas | @meadowbank 
since dora has already embarrassed barty i can post my happy birthday to mr bartemius crouch junior the little baby of our group i still remember when you had braces and thought you were straight 
10:17am • 9 jul 2024
13.8k likes | 4.9k retweets 

evan @rossyrosier 
↳ replying to @meadowbank
my god remember when all those girls used to ask us to ask barty out for them i almost set the entire school on fire

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
well clearly you didn’t realise you were in love with train tracks over here either 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack 
GET OVER IT I LITERALLY HAD BRACES FOR 6 MONTHS LIKE A HUNDRED YEARS AGO

mary | @bloodyhellmary
lily tried to teach me how to write those sappy paragraphs but umm its harder than it seems so ill just leave it to the professional, all im gonna say is happy birthday @4bcjr20 love youuu
10:35am • 9 jul 2024
16.1k likes | 4.1k retweets 

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
yeah real sappy we just read allat for nothing

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
its not even that long bro cheers mcdonald

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
aww no mary you can do it too i dont own the paragraphs

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
yes you do babes its okay

evan | @rossyrosier
so umm happy birthday barty crouch junior. i’ve liked you since i was probably eight years old and we’re actually stupid for taking so long to get together but whatever i love you and idc what dora says about functional relationships i'll be on my death bed before i say it to you in real life, if regulus is whats keeping us sane, you’re whats driving us insane but there’s never one dull moment with you i guess 
11:11am • 9 jul 2024
10.3k likes | 9.2k retweets 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
yeah happy birthday barty you make my reggie so happy 🥰🥰

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
we’re not go away

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
you’re not what reggie

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
shut up this is about my best mate barty actually, love the guy and i wish him the happiest birthday

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
if im so insane then lets get freaky 😜

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
MY EYES MY EYES STOP

remus | @rizzmuslupin
happy birthday barty umm in case you forgot we’re actually wizards so why the hell did you have braces??
11:43am • 9 jul 2024
12.5k likes | 2.6k retweets 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
shut up lupin my mom said so

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
it’s because his mouth would always hurt afterwards so he talked less 🤐🤐 

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
MARLENE HEY

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
oh right !! happy birthday barty lots of love you’re amazing xx

lily | @evanslils
barty is actually the guy with the biggest heart and is the biggest softy, you make evan so happy and you tease regulus relentlessly for james, you have this fake rivalry with sirius and remus and you look after the girls in this group in the sweetest ways, love you lots crouch 
11:42am • 9 jul 2024
16.9k likes | 8.4k retweets 

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
im just gonna piggybank on this bc lily didn’t even mention me 💔💔 happy birthday bartyy :)))

james @prongs
↳ replying to @evanslils
what barty why are you teasing regulus bc of me

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
he means bc he likes you jamesy

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
NO TF HE DOESN’T JAMES

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @evanslils 
thanks lily this is actually so sweet i don’t love that you ruined my reputation tho 😬😔

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barty | @4bcjr20
buckle your seatbelts everyone regulus has some news
2:22pm • 17 jul 2024
15.5k likes | 8.9k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
wdym buckle your seatbelts you all be grateful it's conan gray tickets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
shut up omg actually

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
you better not be lying lilys already crying

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
nah regulus wouldn't lie about this he's actually so excited

james | @prongs
everybody say thank you to my boyfriend we're all going to the found heaven tour
4:11pm • 17 jul 2024
13.6k likes | 2.8k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
give it a break james but YES TY REGULUS OMG

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
yeah yeah you're welcome just all be ready by 7 to leave

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
OH HELLLL YEAH REGULUS WE'RE SO EXCITED

dorcas | @meadowbank
we're all actually looking incredible and we're all incredible excited we're very much concert people
8:24pm • 17 jul 2024
11.6k likes | 3.1k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @meadowbank
no we're conan gray people obviously we're such a good friend group

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
right !! what other friend group do you know all collectively worship one artist and all go together

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
well theyd also need a friend as rich as regulus who could afford 12 tickets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
actually he won most of them and bought the ones he didn't think he could win in advance like he said he'd only buy five because he just knew he could win seven and he did win seven i have no idea how he did it

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @prongs
wtf

sirius | @soriusblack69
best fucking night of my life all my makeups run and i could not care less.
10:36pm • 17 jul 2024
18.8k likes | 2.7k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
well like you drew the bowie lightning on your face and then sobbed through the entirety of family line what did you expect

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
some love and support mcdonald i was matching with remus

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
ch cherry hair so super bowie 🥰

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
me evan and regulus were actually all holding hands crying to family line and the story no homo tho

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
piss off babe

lily | @evanslils
marrying the person who will let me talk about every single song in excruciating detail for the next ten years
10:44pm • 17 jul 2024
11.3k likes | 8.5k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
me me i volunteer !! (but actually i want to talk about how conan sang the ORIGINAL LYRICS TO HEATHER TOO I MEAN OH MY GOD AND ITS ABOUT SO MUCH MORE THAN JUST WANTING TO BE PRETTY.)

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
i know sirius regulus evan and barty were all sobbing but like so was i?? and i literally cannot explain it cause it was like solely based on how good he was and how well he sings?? and the songs holy hell like they're all so beautiful and literally i just wanted to reach out and like grab him

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i couldn't agree with you pete but this is sounding like conan might just be your boy crush

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
im gonna get back to you on that

pandora | @ahskdjknska
regulus is really really sad and idk what to do ive never not been able to cheer him up before
11:51pm • 17 jul 2024
17.6k likes | 2.1k retweets

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
nothing will ever cheer me up other than seeing conan gray again and every single day of my life

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @notreggie
love thats impossible

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @meadowbank
dont remind him (or me if conan ever spoke to me id break up with barty)

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
its cause he heard astronomy live and said thats his and james anthem?? as if james doesnt try asking him out every other day 

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dorcas | @meadowbank
don’t loose hope jamie regulus just told me he wants you so bad he was literally flopping around on his bed and sighing and screaming
4:12pm • 26 jul 2024
10.2k likes | 3.4k retweets

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @meadowbank
delete this before he sees dork ass i’ll end you

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
SHUT UP OKAY WAS IT THE DATE

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
DATE??? WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT I HEAR ABOUT IT

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
yeah well im sick of hearing abt it

marlene | @mommyissues
are you guys ever like listening to music while like thinking right and then you start to think im thinking too much im being trapped in my thoughts and so you distract yourself by focusing on the lyrics and then suddenly all you’re thinking about is the lyrics and you can’t stop thinking about the song so you’re like HELP IM TRAPPED IN A MUSICAL but then wouldnt those thoughts of being trapped mean that my brain has separated into two again and im not only thinking about the lyrics
4:46pm • 26 jul 2024
15.5k likes | 9.8k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
the good luck, babe! song?

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
why are you listening to that song youre literally all in committed relationships with girls

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
james asked her to put it on before quidditch bc it says good luck i dont think he actually knows what it means

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
yeah the entire common room has been playing it for hours but honestly its such a good song like its literally always in my head

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
cant believe you all just ignored how insane marlene is hello?? no i dont think about being trapped in a musical when im listening to music??

lily | @evanslils
holy shit everyone my girlfriend is actually so fine omg i feel like a pathetic simp all over again??? what do you mean shes mine omg omg omg
7:12pm • 26 jul 2024
19.8k likes | 3.2k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
aww lils you’re actually the stunningest person ever

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
NO STOP YOU ATE THAT DANCE UPP LIKE I SAW YOURS WHEN IT HAD 5 LIKES RIGHT AND THEN I SAW SOMEONE ELSE DO IT SO I WAS LIKE WAIT THATS MY GIRLFRIENDS DANCE SO I WENT BACK TO YOUR VIDEO AND IT HAD 300K LIKES

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
yeah i think ive actually watched it maybe 600 times

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknksa
you have a boyfriend

marlene | @mommyissues
hey maryyy wanna film a tiktok w me and dorcas 😇😇 technically i helped you go viral bc i gave you that song idea 😇😇😇
7:33pm • 26 jul 2024
10.6k likes | 2.9k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
mmm ill think about it im very busy responding to all my comments and i need to think of what to post next to keep the followers satisfied

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
come onnnnn mary we need you 🥺🥺

barty | @4bcjr20
ik what i said about dora having a boyfriend and i do too but that tiktok is actually everything and im doing everything in my power to get evan and regulus to do it with me
7:54pm • 26 jul 2024
15.8k likes | 9.7k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
I WILL LITERALLY PAY YOU FOR THAT PLEASE DO IT

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
bro you just admitted you find mary fit how could you ask anything of me

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
excuse you mary is fit

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @evanslils
obviously but barty is my boyfriend he cannot publicly talk about how fine another girl is

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
ykk so many people are doing this dance its almost becoming a trend 🤷🏻

pandora | @ahskdjknska
dm me for the bts of regulus barty evan doing mary’s dance bc its everything and somehow regulus is actually SUCH a good dancer
8:22pm • 26 jul 2024
19.9k likes | 8.3k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
ive watched it actually nine thousand times regulus has such a slutty WAIST I CANT ASDFGHGFDSASDF

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
this is DISGUSTING HES LITERALLY FLOPPING AROUND ON THE BED AND KEEPS WATCHING THE VIDEO OVER AND OVER PLEASE SHUT UP

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
no seriously i love chappell roan as much as the next gay person but theyre not even dating wtf is going on

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
GUYS ITS OFFICALLY A TREND THATS ANOTHER PREDICTION IM SOO SMART OMG

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
it was bound to happen mary is such a good dancer those boys have nothing on her

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james | @prongs
sorry i had to wake you up so early gorgeous but HAPPY BIRTHDAY WE'VE CELEBRATED EVERY BIRTHDAY SINCE WE WERE FIVE AND WE WILL UNTIL WE'RE 500
9:07am • 1 aug 2024
16.8k likes | 7.7k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
i hate you but thank you i love you

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
words cannot express the bond we have mckinnon happy birthday n love you :))

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ratatouille
THANK YOU PETE 🤜💥🗣️

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
you'd bloody reckon james would call of 6am quidditch practice for marlene but noooooo

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @mommyissues
also happy birthday mckinnon lots of love 🤗🤗

pandora | @ahskdjknska
soo umm has anyone lost airpods?? i just found some in my bag
9:33am • 1 aug 2024
10.1k likes | 2.4k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
THEY'RE MINE

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
wheres your bag?

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @evanslils
on my back??

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
they're literally mine

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
bro stfu i see you wearing your airpods right now (thats not what she meant dora babes 😭)

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
EVAN THEY'RE A PRESENT FOR MARLENE STOP LYING HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARLSSSS @mommyissues

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
OHHH AWW LMAO TY DORA 😽😽

marlene | @mommyissues
for my birthday i wish to be the minister of magic and if any of the laws i want dont get passed ill kill myself 
10:28am • 1 aug 2024
18.9k likes | 3.6k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @mommyissues
first law is dorcas has to marry me

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
is gay marriage even legal in the wizarding world

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
second law is gay marriage is legal (CAN YOU JUST LET ME HAVE THIS LUPIN WTH)

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh right happy birthday mar everything youve said is completely legal

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
i'd marry you illegally anyway my stunning gf happy birthday 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

lily | @evanslils
happy birthday marrrrleneeee !! you're really just like MY person, from the day we first met we just instantly clicked. you're the funniest person ive ever met and you being in my life and everyone else's just makes everyone happier, you deserve everything in the universe and you just always bring out the best in everyone <3
10:54am • 1 aug 2024
12.9k likes | 7.6k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @evanslils
IVE BEEN WAITING ONE YEAR FOR THIS UGH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH LILY MWAHHHH

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @evanslils
this is so cute !! (what do i do now i literally only said id marry her)

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
im sure that's plenty romantic. she called you.

barty | @4bcjr20
happy birthday marlene !! next time you wanna talk in vivid detail how you want dorcas to rail you, do it in person far far away from me.
12:48pm • 1 aug 2024
10.8k likes | 2.5k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah wtf bro happy birthday?? may your sex feel as amazing as you described it 🫤

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
happy birthday mckinnon let this be record that i do love you and i helped dorcas with her card for you cause she claimed i was more poetic and had to write something better than evans but i dont ever wanna hear that again.

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
aww you three you're so sweet especially you reggie i never thought id hear the day you tweeted you loved me (i can call my girlfriend whenever i want)

mary | @bloodyhellmary
me and marlene also obviously been friends since day 1 and im not as poetic as lily 🙄🙄 but i do love you more than life itself and you're actually my icon, we have the best talks (since you have no filter) so here's to many more 😘😘
1:22pm • 1 aug 2024
18.3k likes | 9.5k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
you're lucky i have no filter id be soo boring with one but ty gorgeous lyttt

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
oh so you're saying literally any normal person is boring

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
umm obviously? you only have fun when you're insane

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
yeah you shld know that barty you're definitely the most insane??

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marlene | @mommyissues
funny both effie and monty are hot as hell when james looks like he's been with by a bus
3:10pm • 7 aug 2024
14.6k likes | 7.8k likes

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
youre not welcomed at my house anymore.

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
guess that explains why they're both taken and he's single

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
REGUS IS BEING VERY DIFFICULT I SHOULD ALRRADY HAVE A VOYFRIEND BY NOW

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
regus

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
regus

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @prongs
REGUS

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
R E G U S

regulus | @uwuemoblack
all of you kys
3:26pm • 7 aug 2024
13.3k likes | 5.1k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
im sorry please forgive me

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
you most of all im never dating you

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
whoopies looks like ive accidentally made sure you never date

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
love thats only gonna remotivate him 

james | @prongs
WHY DO YOU PLAY EIGHT BALL WITH MY MOM @mommyissues
3:51pm • 7 aug 2024
14.1k likes | 6.7k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
WHY WOULD YOU BLOCK ME ON HER PHONE WHAT IF I HAVE STUFF TO TELL HER

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @mommyissues
💀

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
TELL HIM MARY SHARING IS CARING

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
not in this case babes

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yeah listen to your girlfriend

peter | @ratatouille
im sure yall thought i would've predicted something like marlene being in love w james' mom but shes literally been obessed w effie from the very first time we went over to james' house the closet was always glass
4:04pm • 7 aug 2024
15.2k likes | 8.4k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i feel like thats something we shld've told dorcas before they got together

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @evanslils
everyday dorcas simply learns marlene has more and more red flags

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
i dont have a single red flag 🙄

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @mommyissues
ion have red flags either i only have fun facts

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
except they're not fun

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
nothing is fun to you and you literally never laugh at our jokes you emo 

barty | @4bcjr20
yo james we showed regulus some photos marlene had of monty and hes down bad asf
4:24pm • 7 aug 2024
11.9k likes | 4.2k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
if you age like your dad then hes yours for the rest of his life

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
lets not even talk about how creepy it is that marlene just has photos of monty that are hot enough to make regulus fall and how deep regulus' daddy issues go-

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
yes lets please not talk abt that.

reggie | @notreggie
alr marlene plan is to kill james, kidnap his parents and bring them to opposite sides of the world and seduce them
4:57pm • 7 aug 2024
8 likes | 1 retweet

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notreggie
YO NAH SOLID PLAN ACTUALLY

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @mommyissues
dibs brazil

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
no bc umm marlene youre my girlfriend and i WILL screenshot this and send it to james.

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @notreggie
another time then reg, have fun being single 🥰🥰

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @notreggie
regulus all your problems would be solved if you just dated james.

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
shut your mouth lupin

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effie | @euphemiapotter
I found my sons phone, why are there 17 safari tabs of "archive of our own" and why are they all "jegulus"?? Can anyone explain this to me please, ❤️🙏
12:05pm • 16 aug 2024
19.7k likes | 5.8k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @euphemiapotter
NO WAYYY LMFAOAOAOOA

reggie @notreggie
↳ replying to @euphemiapotter
what the fuck. wait i can't. (effie can't read this right its' my priv acc)

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @notreggie
yeah don't worry you mamas boy

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @euphemiapotter
oh effie id love to tell you but im really not sure, love you mama

effie @euphemiapotter
↳ replying to @mommyissues
Oh thank you dear 😊

barty | @4bcjr20
james js like me fr 💯 i got like 20 tabs of ao3 open 🤷🤷
12:36pm • 16 aug 2024
12.1k likes | 4.3k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
you're so weird (same)

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
OMG SO CRAZY CUZ SAME I HAVE 1000 TABS OF A03 I READ FANFICTIONS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
marlene sweetie we're already dating

sirius | @soriusblack69
wait... whats jegulus??
1:20pm • 16 aug 2024
17.9k likes | 5.6k retweets

peter | @ratatouille
not james going on ao3 and jegulus?? what a simp 😭😭
1:48pm • 16 aug 2024
16.4k likes | 3.5k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
how do you know abt ao3

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
thats classified information but uhh i know everything

pandora | @ahskdjknska
you people are weird. you would never catch me reading fanfiction, especially on ao3 or wattpad 💀💀
2:14pm • 16 aug 2024
15.3k likes | 8.6k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
yeah cuz you read that shit on actual books

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
same

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
what-

sirius | @soriusblack69
yo i still have no idea what jegulus is 😂😂
2:31pm • 16 aug 2024
12.2k likes | 4.9k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
pleasee can someone tell me 🙏🫤

james @prongs
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
nah siri i have no idea what they're talking about idek what jegulus is

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
yeah right 💀💀 you've been quiet all day i hope you're embarrassed 

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
im declaring sirius forever traumatised by this day (one of my predictions) bc once he finds out he will be :)))

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james | @prongs
guys this is not funny regulus hasn’t tweeted anything in a week and he won’t talk to me
11:09am • 22 aug 2024
17.7k likes | 6.5k retweets

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
that is actually so weird because regulus talks to me like all the time

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
dont be mean barty

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @prongs
wait are you sure cause i swear regulus has been tweeting loads and they’re like pretty much all about you

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
THATS HIS PRIVATE LILY OMG

sirius | @soriusblack69
james interacts with regulus like he is playing episode with no diamonds
12:32pm • 22 aug 2024
14.2k likes | 5.7k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
IM TRYING OKAY YOU CANT EVEN HEAR WHAT IM SAYING

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
i can and fuck its even worse than no diamonds episode

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
he's not doing that bad i think its very brave

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
didn’t even shed a tear when regulus told him to “go away james i dont wanna see you”

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
i went to check twitter to see why james is crying and i guess i know now

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
why is regulus even mad i mean he thought it was cute

james | @prongs
oops regulus i suggest, unless you want me dead, that you stop looking so good
1:44pm • 22 aug 2024
12.5k likes | 3.3k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
DON’T FLIRT WITH MY BROTHER YUCK

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @prongs
is this really the only way you can think of to get his attention

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
the end goal was to have you killed but thank you i try

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
HE REPLIED OMG IM GONNA DIE

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
james genuinely fell over hes literally lying on the floor

marlene | @mommyissues
hey dorcas baby can we pleaseee maybe get regulus to text james back or ANYTHING?? the gryffindors are suffering.
3:57pm • 22 aug 2024
11.8k likes | 5.4k retweets

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @mommyissues
regulus is moping just as much as james im sure

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @meadowbank
i highly doubt that this is actually suffocating and like this is in regulus’ hands

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
well actually james is good at those grand gesture things and regulus doesn’t know how to communicate his emotions so 

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
lets not pick sides guys we’re all friends here 🤗

peter | @ratatouille
boo flipping hoo both regulus and james are in their feels (a place they put themselves in and they can get themselves out of) can we please go back to talking about james being on ao3?? and reading jegulus. 
5:21pm • 22 aug 2024
13.4k likes | 6.9k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
right like maybe we moved on too quickly from that it was SO FUNNY

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @evanslils
james is actually insane

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @ratatouille
soo beyond weird

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i'm willing to bet money you both read ao3 literally every single day

james | @prongs
it’s no use reg, reg we gotta have it out i have loved you ever since i’ve known you reg
6:16pm • 22 aug 2024
18.7k likes | 9.4k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
umm?

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @prongs
i kid you tf not he is rolling around on the floor

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @prongs
giggling. 

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
AKASHJDLDHASKJF WHAT DO YOU SAY JO

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
fine i’ll be your boyfriend but you dont win

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
OH IDC YOURE MY BOYFRIEND I HAVE WON

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
let record show james is JUST quoting a movie he has NOT loved regulus since he’s known him

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
can you just let them be happy dude oh my fuck haven’t we suffered enough today

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dorcas | @meadowbank
im sorry but this has actually been bugging me for like so long why is remus’ username rizzmuslupin like whats the joke behind that some marauder explain it to me
12:40am • 31 aug 2024
15.4k likes | 9.6k retweets

james @prongs
↳ replying to @meadowbank
remus has unmatched rizz obviously

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
yeah like he literally pulled the hottest guy in the school

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
remus cant pull himself thats impossible

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @meadowbank
they made my twitter account for me when they brought me a new phone and ive just never changed it since they bought the phone for me

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
ohhh okay well theyre not wrong you enjoy being rizzmus dont you

peter | @ratatouille
me smirking as i down the hallways since rizzmus lupin is next to me and everyone starts giggling as he walks past
1:28am • 31 aug 2024
12.6k likes | 7.4k retweets

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
no we're not doing this today stop.

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @ratatouille
me just giggling and fangirling wherenever he

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
whenever he what

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
just he

evan | @rossyrosier
remus has absolutely zero rizz and his name is just so happens to fit rizzmus okay how unfortunate
3:23am • 31 aug 2024
15.1k likes | 6.6k retweets

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rossyrosier
that’s not unfortunate he literally just gets called rizz now

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
@4bcjr20 wanna go out? 

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
ahh omg i thought you’d never ask 🥰🥰

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
HUUHH??

james @prongs
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
and rizzmus lupin strikes again

regulus | @uwuemoblack
fourth year remus.
5:43am • 31 aug 2024
11.2k likes | 7.5k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
omg yeah fourth year remus was a cultural reset

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
time stood still when he walked into our carriage in fourth year

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @ratatouille
mf you’re straight barty had to remind me to close my jaw

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
so glad you agree babe i have not been the same since fourth year remus

remus | @rizzmuslupin
im uncomfortable fourth year was so embarrassing
6:50am • 31 aug 2024
19.2k likes | 8.8k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
dude you had me questioning MY sexuality

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
im not saying you had rizz but i think light was actually coming out of you as you walked by

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
he was so mad when evans jaw DROPPED at the sight of you that was quite a day

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
i think youre quite literally everyones awakening

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
and unawakenings too i mean we literally dated

dorcas | @meadowbank
yeah guys honestly im sorry i asked but icl fourth year remus was definitely all blah blah blah proper name place name backstory stuff type shit
8:12am • 31 aug 2024
16.7k likes | 4.1k retweets

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @meadowbank
HELP AHAHAHA

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @meadowbank
its the year sirius finally realised so i thank the lord everyday but he could quite literally get anyone and he chose sirius. 

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
yeah you and me both

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
FUCK THE RIZZ IS SO SMOOTH IM MELTING

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james | @prongs
well now that the cats out of the bag the first person i told about my love for regulus was actually marlene
2:12pm • 6 sep 2024
17.6k likes | 9.3k retweets

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @prongs
excuse me what.

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @soriusblakck69
bffr dude you were the absolute last person who couldve ever known

marlene @mommyissues
↳ replying to @prongs
its bc i love dorcas, we’re childhood besties, remus is in love with sirius and peter is bad with secrets. me and james are just gang gang type shit

james @prongs
↳ replying to @mommyissues
amen sister 🤞

peter | @ratatouille
fuck you james and fuck you marlene im not bad with secrets remember what i predicted on americas 69 day? guess what today is.
3:41pm • 6 sep 2024
18.8k likes | 5.2k retweets

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @ratatouille
its our 69 day…

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @ratatouille
HOW COULD YOU REMIND ME PETTIGREW

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @ratatouille
i cant speak for regulus but im in a committed relationship now so like unless you want to die

james @prongs
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
umm i can speak for regulus and he is also in a committed relationship tyvm

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @prongs
you dont speak for me but yes we are

mary | @bloodyhellmary
aww lily tysm for the chocolates i love you 😋
5:34pm • 6 sep 2024
12.3k likes | 6.8k retweets

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
ofcc <3 just us being the only unbothered queens while everyone else arguing or wtv

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @evanslils
chocolate?

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
normally id get you some but you slept with my brother.

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @soriusblack69
HELP STOP BRINGING IT UP IM GONNA CRY

barty | @4bcjr20
all that bs evans spread about mary and her being the only unbothered queens like hello me and evan are mad unbothered and we’re about to celebrate 69 day
6:40pm • 6 sep 2024
13.9k likes | 7.2k retweets

evan @rossyrosier
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
there’s a time and place barty babe

pandora @ahskdjknska
↳ replying to @4bcjr20
also me and xeno like slytherins (and honorary slytherins) just have their shit figured out

barty @4bcjr20
↳ replying to @ahskdjknska
top tier house what can i say cas and reg are disgraces with their gryffindor ass girlfriend and boyfriend

mary | @bloodyhellmary
i love girls that always just say “ofc” in place of “youre welcome” as if they couldnt even imagine not doing such a sweet thing
7:17pm • 6 sep 2024
10.4k likes | 3.7k retweets

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
so lily

remus @rizzmuslupin
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
yuck okay simp

mary @bloodyhellmary
↳ replying to @rizzmuslupin
be quiet ik youre just jealous you haven't got chocolate

lily @evanslils
↳ replying to @bloodyhellmary
ilysm mwah

marlene | @mommyissues
SIXTY NINE DAY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS !!! also me and james are besties bonded 4life like we talk about our love for our respective slytherin lovers ALL THE TIME there is no more "gryffindor ass bf n gf" there are just gryffinrin babies to be made
8:49pm • 6 sep 2024
11.3k likes | 4.5k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
your girlfriend been distraught all day

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @rataouille
no its okay this 69 day has been better

sirius @soriusblack69
↳ replying to @meadowbank
twitter is a public platform like i dont need to know about that you keep it to yourself

regulus @uwuemoblack
↳ replying to @mommyissues
thats cute mckinnon tell james to find me

james @prongs
↳ replying to @uwuemoblack
ON MY WAY !!!!

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marlene | @mommyissues
happy birthday peter pettigrew ! merlin himself could not seperate us after the things we’ve seen (james do) from the day we were born and bonded 4life. love you so much !
7:18am • 8 sep 2024
12.7k likes | 5.3k retweets

peter @ratatouille
↳ replying to @mommyissues
james has truly given us some of the funniest moments of our shared life

james @prongs
↳ replying to @ratatouille
ive never done anything that bad

dorcas @meadowbank
↳ replying to @prongs
this must be why marlene started cackling

pandora | @ahskdjknska
peter pettigrew the man you are, i have lost so so so much money since literally every couple that is now together you had predicted, not to mention the predictions in general. we all know magic but you quite literally are MAGIC ily
7:34am • 8 sep 2024
16.6k likes | 8.2k retweets