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After fruitless nights trying to shift into the world of MHA, you wake up to the familiar environment of your bedroom.

Gosh freaking darn it. Now that sucked.

From the corner of your eye, your phone started flashing.

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Shifting God~~ :

Dear Client 67-04,
Due to your relentless determination, we, the BoD (Board of Deities), have decided to give you the privilege of interacting with the characters of your chosen universe.

As we have heard that you wish to shift into the world of “My Hero Academia”, we have added you to the group chat named “Class 1-A”. The people you talk to here are actually the characters in MHA.

The one rule you have to follow is that you must never reveal your true identity. That includes your name in particular and you must never reveal that you are not of the same universe.

If you violate this one rule, then you will automatically be removed from the group chat. Additionally, no matter how hard you try to shift again, you will never be able to directly interact with the BoD again.

Finally, if you need any assistance or if you have any questions, then please use this number as a helpline.

The Shifting God
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You had nothing to lose, why the fuck not?

————-

You’ve been added to group “Class 1-A”.

XXXX :
HEY THERE EVERYONE, DAN HERE FROM THE DIAMOND MINECART!!

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
TEAM TDM WGATTTT

invisible girl ;) :
kaminari did you add this person???

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
what no

wish i did though

Ingenium :
@XXXX Please may you tell us how you were added to this group chat and who you are?

cellophane :
what if @XXXX is crusty dusty shiggy

PINKYYYY :
LMAOO not him

uravity ☄️ :
ew

Dynamight 💣💣 :
stfu rip off spider-man

XXXX :
guys i promise i’m not a villain and i was just added?!?!

uravity ☄️ :
yeah but by who

Ingenium :
I agree with Uraraka!

How can we trust what you say?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
EXACTLY

also are we just going to ignore that actually brilliant pun that bakubro made???

Dynamight 💣💣 :
dunce face zip it

invisible girl ;) :
pretty sure @Deku! made this gc

uravity ☄️ :
@Deku!

Ingenium :
@Deku!

XXXX :
i thought the gods were kidding omg

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
what

wdym?

Red Riot 💪💪 :
Is this person a jesus fan!?

XXXX :
it’s nothing to worry about.

i don’t know you guys very much either so…

Deku! :
hey guys, what’s up? :))

Ingenium :
Midoriya! Did you add @XXXX to the class group chat?

Deku! :
no i didn’t?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
the plot thickens……

Deku! :
@XXXX who are you?

XXXX :
i’m nezuko kamado :)

Red Riot 💪💪 :
…

Bro that’s literally from demon slayer

cellophane :
so obviously so

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
LMAOOO

PINKYYYY :
ABAAHAHHS

XXXX :
okay guys

i’m actually nagisa shiota

💥🔫

uravity ☄️ :
from assassination classroom

XXXX :
you know that one??

uravity ☄️ :
ofc i do! it’s iconic

XXXX :
ily @uravity ☄️

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
DOES A FELLOW TDM FAN MEAN NITHING TO YOU??

I KNIW ASS CLASS TOO LOML @XXXX

XXXX :
i’m sorry chargebolt my lovely <3

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
😍😍😍

Dynamight 💣💣 :
ew stfu

what’s ur name extra?

XXXX :
yuri katsuki ⛸️ xx

Dynamight 💣💣 :
as fucking if

Ingenium :
Hello Yuri, welcome to 1-A’s group chat!

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
OMGG AHAHHA

PINKYYYY :
IIDA NOOOO

XXXX :
HAHAHA

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
i love this

Deku! :
um

Red Riot 💪💪 :
NOOO iida you NEED to watch this one

Deku! :
iida, yuri katsuki is a character from the anime yuri on ice ⛸️

Ingenium :
Thank you for clarifying Midoriya.

@XXXX May you please give us a proper introduction and stop deceiving us?

XXXX:
sorryyyyyyy @Ingenium

my name

my name is

penelope eckhart

PINKYYYY :
AHHHHH OMG

that’s from “villains are destined to die”

XXXX :
ding ding ding points to @PINKYYYY

Ingenium :
What happened to no deceiving?

XXXX :
🎉🎉🎉

Dynamight 💣💣 :
ur manga reading came in handy for once

XXXX :
@Ingenium sorry not sorry :P

PINKYYYY :
✨manhwa✨ you mean great explosion murder god dynamight

XXXX :
what a long and oh so creative name

here’s another one: erehhh yeagerrhh

Red Riot 💪💪 :
ATTACK ON TITAIN

Dynamight 💣💣 :
aot

cellophane :
AOT

too easy

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
NEXT!

XXXX :
RIGHT THEN, my name is chuuya nakahara

PINKYYYY :
this sounds like a real person

XXXX :
THAT'S BECAUSE I AM A REAL PERSON

Deku! :
isn’t he a poet??

uravity ☄️ :
i swear that we learnt about this guy in class

Dynamight 💣💣 :
from bungou stray dogs you fucking dumbass

i thought you were a fucking nerd

XXXX :
technically, you’re both right!!

Ingenium :
Bakugo, you should refrain from insulting others. As class president, I will not stand for this behaviour.

Dynamight 💣💣 :
my god don’t get your knickers in a twist

XXXX :
bsd is basically a bunch of authors in a supernatural mafia au

PINKYYYY :
😭😭

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
DONT EVNENENE

Red Riot 💪💪 :
now that you think about it, it really is *o*

XXXX :
okay guys, i’m haruhi fujioka

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
i know this isn’t ur real name but i don’t think know it

cellophane :
an anime you HAVENT watched??

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
NO I PROMISE I HAVE

Red Riot 💪💪 :
kamibro you basically live off anime

this is a shocker

Deku! :
i swear i recognise this too-

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
I JUST FORGOT

cellophane :
woah

Dynamight 💣💣 :
haruhi is from ouran high school, a literal classic

dumb fucks

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PINKYYYY :
ICYTHOTTT!!

Shoto :
hello ashido

i have returned with news

cellophane :
icy who now!?!?!

Shoto :
father has worms

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
WORMS WHAT

WHERE WHAT WHENWHY HOWWWWWW

hi todo btw

Shoto :
i do not know where, however father did say that he ate some dodgy takoyaki with hawks.

hawks is fine though

XXXX :
yeah

hawks is fineeee 😍😍

PINKYYYY :
🤨

no-name-mystery is backk guysss

XXXX :
no need for applause <3

earphone🎧 jack🎸 :
applause by lady gaga

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
NO-NAMEEE

IVE MISSED UUUU

“Shoto” changed “XXXX” to “no-name”

Shoto :
i wondered why there was a new number here

hello no-name

Ingenium :
Todoroki, you should not talk to strangers online. Cyber safety is important in this day and age!

no-name :
hello to you too!! @Shoto

Shoto :
oh is that so? @Ingenium

did you not talk to them before when they were added?

cellophane :
woah iida 🍿🍿

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
you need some ice for that burn president???

Shoto :
as well as that, if they are a stranger, why has no-name not been removed from the chat?

no-name :
wait

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
NO no-name is FUN DONT TT

Ingenium :
I did not think of that. Apologies, as class president, I should have thought of that beforehand.

Red Riot 💪💪 :
and what am i kamibro? the air 😭😭

no-name :
WAIT

NO DONT REMOVE ME

“Ingenium” removed you from “Class 1-A”.

You’ve been added to group “Class 1-A”.

no-name :
i’m still here

IM STILL HEREEE AHAHAAH

earphone🎧 jack🎸 :
i’m still standing by elton john

“Ingenium” removed you from “Class 1-A”.

You’ve been added to group “Class 1-A”.

no-name :
STILL HERE LOSERSS JKDSQKJXSQJK

PINKYYYY :
ah well iida

you tried 👍

no-name :
i love you gods

cellophane :
WHAT GODS

Shoto :
now that is out of the way

who is free for my celebratory party?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
what’s the occasion todo??

Shoto :
all are welcome. :)

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
i would LOVE to go the party btw

Red Riot 💪💪 :
i’m free!!

PINKYYYY :
me tooooo

Shoto :
father has a card that has to be used and i have a house empty of said father. i am sure that sums it up.

it is the little wins life that make it worth it.

cellophane :
good on you

Shoto :
additionally, i like to see the worms as some karma for the things he’s done.

no-name :
EARTH WORM SALLYYY

earphone🎧 jack🎸 :
SPREADING DISEASES FROM FLORIDAAA TO CALLIIIII

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Red Riot 💪💪 :
hi guys!!

no-name :
AARRATGEHHUIJHBCFBHJDF

AAHHAHHHHH

Red Riot 💪💪 :
hi to you too no-name

Shoto :
no-name, what is it with the random assortment of letters?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
it is called keyboard smash young shoto ;)

no-name :
NOOOISJDHNDNEN

UGGHHHSEHDDHHCJRJH

Shoto :
do not call me that kaminari.

Red Riot 💪💪 :
that was cold todobro

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
🥶

no-name :
IM GONNA DIEEEE

PINKYYYY :
whatever for dearest no-name????

Dynamight 💣💣 :
bet they did some dumb shit HA

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
HAH

surely it wasn’t THAT bad

i once zapped my mum’s new tv to a crisp when i was playing a game and she only asked me to pay for three quarters of it

Shoto :
that was very silly of you, kaminari.

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
you think⁉️⁉️⁉️

PINKYYYY :
LMAOSKD sounds like you

cellophane :
yeah but three quarters is basically almost all of it 💀💀

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
…

too many zeros to count bro

Dynamight 💣💣 :
stupid

should’ve just had control over your quirk dunce face

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
YEAH BUT THEY GUY THAT SHOT ME DIDNT EVEN SHOOT PROPERLY BUT I DIED ANY WAYY I GOT SO ANGRYYYY

Dynamight 💣💣 :
like i said: stupid

no-name :
IM GOING TO FUCKING FAIL MY ENGLISH EXAMDKMDND ARGHH

PINKYYYY :
what is it on??

no-name :
shakespeare

might as well bury with me with the old twat⚰️⚰️

Dynamight 💣💣 :
should have revised

Red Riot 💪💪 :
RIP

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
AHHH shockingly i’m quite good at english 🤭🤭

cellophane :
when is it? you mightttttt have time

no-name :
tomorrow

cellophane :
yeah ur dead

no-name :
😭😭

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
which play of shakepear’s is it?? we’ll help you cram

Shoto :
*shakespeare’s

Red Riot 💪💪 :
YEAH we’ll help. it will be better than nothing 💪💪

Dynamight 💣💣 :
who’s “we”?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
shush todo i was just typing fast

Shoto :
revenge…

no-name :
romeo and juliet

THANK YOU GUYSS ILYYYY

PINKYYYY :
OH ROMEO ROMEO I LA LA LOVEEEE YOUUUUU

isn’t that basically it??

no-name :
oh i am fortune’s fool. how i wish it was that, pinky my bestie

cellophane :
isn’t that a quote from it already

Shoto :
deny thy father and refuse thy name

PINKYYYY :
that is so you todo

Dynamight 💣💣 :
everyone knows that 🖕

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
see not all hope is lost

here, one of the things is “romeo, romeo wherefore thou art romeo?” and it means WHY✅✅ are you romeo not WHERE ❌❌

Red Riot 💪💪 :
woah kami you aren’t too bad

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
english literature is literally one of the things i get

it’s 🔥🔥

GET IT????

‘literature’

‘lit’

‘lit‘ = 🔥🔥

PINKYYYY :
haha haha

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
that is so fake

PINKYYYY :
sorry lemme just

HAHA HAHA

no-name :
😭😭

Shoto :
In Act One, Scene One, the quote, “…peace? I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues and thee,” is said by Tybalt (a Capulet) to Benvolio (a Montague). With the use of the noun “hell” to compare his hate of peace to despising Montagues, suggests that Tybalt has been indoctrinated by his family to always be in conflict with the other family, even at the cost of their lives.
Alternatively, this quote could also imply that Shakespeare believed that the conflict between the two feuding households is mindless and for nothing, as how can one hate ‘peace’?

Dynamight 💣💣 :
what a try-hard

cellophane :
says the who goes to bed at 8pm sharp

Red Riot 💪💪 :
that is impressive bro

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
LMFAOOO HOW DO YOU MNOW THAT SERO AHAHA

and todoroki i hand my crown of literature to you 👑

no-name :
do you think you can dye your hair and impersonate me @Shoto???????

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earphone🎧 jack🎸 :
come one, come allllll!!

i present to you

toxic by britney spears ❤️🔥❤️🔥

Shoto :
🥁🥁🥁

⚡️chargebolt⚡️ :
baby can’t you see 👀👀

i’m calling 📞😍

uravity ☄️ :
a guy like you should wear a warning‼️

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
its dangerous ⚠️⚠️

uravity ☄️ :
i’m fallingggggg

cellophane :
there’s no escape, i cant wait

Red Riot 💪💪 :
i need a hit

baby

give me it 💥💥

Tsukuyomi :
You're dangerous, I'm loving it. 🥰

uravity ☄️ :
too high

cant come downnnnn

invisible girl ;) :
losing my head, spinnin’ ‘round and ‘roundd

cellophane :
do you feel me now?

Shoto :
🥁

🎸

PINKYYYY :
WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS IM ON A RIDEEEE

no-name :
YOURE TOXIC

IM SLIPPING UNDERRR

Deku! :
with a taste of a poison ⚠️ paradise 🏝️🏝️

no-name :
i’m addicted to you 😍😍

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
DONT YOU KNOW THAT YOURE TOXIC?????

Shoto :
🎸🎸🎸

cellophane :
and i looovveeeee what you dooo

uravity ☄️ :
DONTCHA KNOW THAT YOURE TOXXXICCCC

Dynamight 💣💣 :
why the fucj are you all blowing up my phone for???

Shoto :
🎸🎸🎸

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
NOOOOO THE FLOW

no-name :
FUCK NOOO THE FLOOWWW

cellophane :
kacchan why are you such a bummer

Dynamight 💣💣 :
say that again i dare you

Shoto :
you interrupted my guitars

Dynamight 💣💣 :
you don’t even PLAY guitar!!!

Shoto:
:(

Dynamight 💣💣 :
oh go away half n’ half

uravity ☄️ :
in the words of our lord and saviour, britney, bakugo….

Shoto :
🎸🎸🎸

no-name :
‘dontcha know that your toxic?’ 😭

smh smh

Dynamight 💣💣 :
right fuck off

Deku! :
you fuck the fuck off kacchan

no-name :
woah beef

Shoto :
👀👀

Dynamight💣💣 :
…

PINKYYYY :
bakugo get with it 🙄🙄

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
😥😨😰

Dynamight💣💣 :
if you were going to do this shit at least put me on the drums instead of in the fucking audience

Tsukuyomi :
🥰

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PINKYYYY :
GUYSSS

what do you want for christmas like in general since we’re doing secret santa??????

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
meh idk

PINKYYYY :
i need a list

and that is not a list

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
i STILL don’t know

get me anything :)

cellophane :
well your secret santa is going to have to time of their lives 🙄

no-name :
you can never win @⚡️chargebolt⚡️

uravity ☄️ :
all i want for christmasss 🎶

issssss 🎶🎶

moneyyyyyy 🎶

no-name :
freaking preach queen

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
what do you want @cellophane

Shoto :
💸💸💸

cellophane :
a new bsf 🥰🥰

PINKYYYY :
🔥🔥

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
the world is against me 😭😭

cellophane :
;)

PINKYYYY :
for my secret santa i would like a new phone case since mine is quite literally falling to bits and maybe a hoodie

the ones with wide arms though

not the ones with like really narrow armpit holes 👍👍

Red Riot 💪💪 :
that’s oddly specific…

uravity ☄️ :
ooh yes!! i get what u mean

PINKYYYY :
never settle for less ochako bb 🫶

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
IVE GOT IT

no-name :
got waht???

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
WHAT I WOULD LIKE ISSSSSSS

…

cellophane :
can’t leave us in suspense like this

Shoto :
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

cellophane :
⁉️⁉️

Shoto :
that is a drumroll

Red Riot 💪💪 :
duh

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
thank you todobro ❤️

PINKYYYY :
zip it and tellllll usssss

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
right, soooo

what i would like most

more than anything in the world

is

🥭mango🥭 ✨sago✨

no-name :
…

uravity ☄️ :
ooh now that you say that i want some too!

cellophane :
uh that’s it denks?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
yes

more specifically the one from my childhood with all the fruit and stuff

no-name :
is that a food?????

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
do you not know what mango sago is, oh sweet no-name?

😃

no-name :
no

i mean

i bet it’s made of mangoes 😭😭

Red Riot 💪💪:
duh pt 2

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
YOURE DEEAD TO MEE UGHHH

PINKYYYY :
it’s basically a dessert made of mango and coconut milk and it has really tiny tapioca pearls in it

uravity ☄️ :
and some people like to have pomelo in it

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
pomelo is a fruit if you didnt know that smh

no-name :
oooh that sounds delicious 😍😍

Dynamight💣💣 :
yeah and people eat it in the summer

and tell me, what is the season right now dunceface?

Red Riot 💪💪 :
hey bakubro! what would you like to get for christmas?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
@Dynamight💣💣 NO NEED TO GET ALL NASTY 😭😭😭😭

….. it’s the dead of winter….

i like what i like OKAY

and what i would like is sago

uravity ☄️ :
de-freaking-lish

no-name :
your secret santa better be reading this chat LMAO

PINKYYYY :
make it urself at this point 🙄

Dynamight💣💣 :
what i want is a cookbook of proper spicy foods or some not-crappy books

Shoto :
that’s surprisingly tame

cellophane :
yeah, i thought you would say something like: “I WANT YOU EXTRAS TO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!”

or something along the lines of that 🤷🤷

no-name :
it suits his little personality 😍😍

uravity ☄️ :
LMAOO YESSHAHA

Dynamight💣💣 :
what i would like is some goddamn strength to deal with you IDIOTS

Red Riot 💪💪 :
strength to blow us all up you mean

poof

Shoto :
💥💥

no-name :
ANYWAYYYY

I KNOW WHAT I WANT

Dynamight💣💣 :
youre not even in our secret santa

Shoto :
*you’re

Dynamight💣💣 :
stfu half n’ half

you literally have not corrected anyone else

PINKYYYY :
SHUSH the two of you

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
LMAO carry on……dead-no-name

uravity ☄️ :
with love from denki kaminari 🫶

no-name :
i said i was sorry

cellophane :
liar

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
YOU HAVE NOT SAID SORRY AT ALLLLLLLL

no-name :
well, now i will

this is a formal apology, i am sorry to the loml @⚡️chargebolt⚡️. i feel deep regret for what i have done. to make it up to the offended party, from now on i vow to know all the desserts in the world.

sorry bro ❤️❤️

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
apology accepted no-name mwah mwah

Dynamight💣💣 :
piss the fuck off

Red Riot 💪💪 :
sooo you telling us what you want no-name
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no-name :
i would like is a will to live

please and thank you

Dynamight💣💣 :
fucking gasp

PINKYYYY :
BAHAHAH

cellophane :
don’t we all no-name, don’t we all

Shoto :
if no-name can have that, can i have something too?

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
‘course you can todo‼️‼️

uravity ☄️ :
it kind of has to be reasonable tho

Shoto :
personally, i think it is

Red Riot 💪💪:
go for it

Shoto :
i would like

a new father

cellophane:
LMAOAOASO

Red Riot 💪💪:
😭😭😭

cellophane :
guys i’ve just gotten my christmas present: todoroki made a joke!!!! 🎉🎉

uravity ☄️ :
LOL DONT EVENN

💀

Dynamight💣💣 :
fucking hell, you don’t ask for little do you?

no-name :
mmh that might be a bit hard to do….

⚡️chargebolt⚡️:
you think?!?!

no-name :
say @Shoto would you count your mother as single⁉️

;)

PINKYYYY :
OMFGAHAHAHAAH

Shoto :
yes, yes she is.

fidelity is only a word and a social construct