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My omega is in heat rn wml😣

Toddler going to 50 : l don't know what l want to play:(

Eugene crabs : what's your favourite genre?

Toddler going to 50 : favorite genre?

Eugene crabs : yes.

Toddler going to 50 : ldk

No bitches!? : l told you guys,his fucking hopeless

Hot surgeon : hey, just because he can't decide on something doesn't mean his hopeless^~^

Toddler going to 50 : l just dk

Hot surgeon : oh.

No bitches!? : Told you

Going blind at 10 : can someone buy food for me? L'm hungry

Milk man : no. Buy your own food

Going blind at 10 : l wasn't asking you. You're literally broke as hell

Milk man : shut up you don't know that

Jane kim : Johan is right tho

Milk man : shut up. This isn't your concern

Jane kim : sure

Going blind at 10 : @mamasboy buy me food

Mama's boy : why me?

Going blind at 10 : because l asked you?

Phyco chan : he obviously doesn't want to buy food for ya. Because his broke!

Mama's boy : no, l'm not

Going blind at 10 : then buy food for me

Man child : me too?

Milk man : you seriously can't afford your own?

Man child : yeah, remember l don't have a job yet lol

Milk man : you're embarrassing

Jane kim : hey. Believe in him will you?

Milk man : no, he didn't even go to school

Toddler going to 50 : yeash

Eugene crabs : yuseong stop getting in others business

Toddler going to 50 : but l'm bored

Eugene crabs : go play the new game l bought for you. ^>^

Toddler going to 50 : fine

Eugene crabs : good boy

Short king : l'm hella uncomfortable,who says that!?

Big daddy : people who are proud of others?

It girl : it's very common then you think!(✷‿✷)

Xiaolung : l agree.

It girl : see!?

Ni bitches!? : ofc he agrees with you

Jane kim : that's the norn

It girl : Jane kim!(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Going blind at 10 : my food?

It girl : l will buy it!

Going blind at 10 : cool

Xiaolung : Mrs Vivi, don't.

Man child : pooper!

Going blind at 10 : yeah

It girl : fr

Mama's boy : l bought the food

Going blind at 10 : l knew you would do it. Now give me

Mama's boy : can't you ask nicely?

Going blind at 10 : l can but l won't. You already bought the food for me now give it

Mama's boy : ask nicely and l will give it to you

Going blind at 10 : Daniel stop it

Mama's boy : l will give this to big deal

Going blind at 10 : fine! Can l please have it?

Mama's boy : good boy

Dg : l don't know how to feel about this.

Short king : stop saying that sheesh!

Phyco chan : dg you jealous or something?😏

Pervert in Gucci : never use that emoji ever again

Phyco chan : oh shut the hell up man!

Man child : he avoided the question!

Dg : man. Won't you shut up?

Man child : no!

Dg : l will seal that mouth of yours if you keep bull shitting me sinu

Man child : l will like to see you try

Phyco chan : oHOHI!?

Pervert in Gucci : well this is interesting

Milk man : and l thought you couldn't get dumber

Going blind at 10 : stop fighting in the chat go outside!

Mama's boy : yeah

Dg : shut up Twink

Mama's boy : WHAT

Hot surgeon : now don't get worked up over nothing Daniel park. ^_^

Big daddy : what's a Twink?

It girl : that's a violation!ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/

Xiaolung : indeed but calm down miss Vivi

It girl : no it's getting spicy!

Dg : you shouldn't be getting excited over little things such as this who knows how long could you be able last in real action.

Jane kim : oooh?

It girl : WHat? Why YOU come after me now!? You want the smoke?୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

Milk man : legend calm down. Mr xiaolung might come for you

Dg : if his a good boy he would know his place.

Short king : can you assholes stop saying that?

Sally fan president : be a good boy and tell us why?

I miss her : warren he might hack you, watch out

Sally fan president : oh you're right Sally

Short king : are you mocking me?

I miss her : who's knows

Mama's boy : dg you're a real piece of shit yk?

Hot surgeon : Daniel park compuse yourself!^-^

Mama's boy : shut up

Dg : you should learn to listen to your hyungs Daniel and shut the fuck up before you get hurt.

Mama's boy : oh, you wanna try me?

Dg : oh. L would like to try you.

Toddler going to 50 : SHUT UP and STOP IT you two >:(

Eugene crabs : well, wasn't that interesting?

Hot surgeon : it sure was.

Pervert in Gucci : l didn't like where this was going.

Jane kim : but aren't you always ready to see a fight

Phyco chan : oh this was NOT going to lead to a fight;)

Short king : ew don't make me imagine it!

Milk man : l didn't know you were interested in man Danny boy

Mama's boy : l'm not

Crystal : dg why were you fighting with others?

Dg : l was bored

Mama's boy : fuck you

Dg : come do it

Short king : STOP!🤢

Big daddy : no one answered my question:(

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My omega is safe rn🥰

It girl : fight

Mama's boy : why?

It girl : l'm bored

Mama's boy : then fight

It girl : l can't!(●´⌓`●)

Short king : no don't fight. L might witness something gross!

Jan kim : you only care about yourself?

Short king : duh l don't got time to care about you guys

Mama's boy : l'm bored

Hot surgeon : hi bored l'm daddy!

Mama's boy : you sure are

I miss her : what

Pervert in Gucci : what.

Dg : no one cares

Mama's boy : you wanna fight with me soo bad don't you?

Dg : aren't l allowed to say my thoughts without getting threats?

Mama's boy : no one wants to hear your thoughts out loud

Phyco chan : l do

Milk man : of course you do

It girl : l'm having fun

Big daddy : riding xiaolung?

It girl : WHAT

Sally fan president : how do you know riding but not Twink?

Big daddy : l'm a father

Sally fan president : oh

Short king : WHAT? EW

Big daddy : what's ew

Phyco chan : riding lg

Big daddy : what? But everyone does it

Hot surgeon : including Daniel park

Mama's boy : what

Milk man : oh wow

Jane kim : Eli Jang what are you talking about

Big daddy : riding? Riding has in like. Getting on someone's back and they crawl on the floor?

Hot surgeon : oh you were talking about that? I thought you were talking about the other rude^_^

Dg : l knew you were a Twink

Mama's boy : you wanna go princess bubblegum?

Dg : suck my big dick

It girl : it's big(・o・)?

Pervert in Gucci : that wasn't necessary.

I miss her : okay. Will you Daniel?

Mama's boy : no ! He might be possibly lying

Dg : but you saw it a hand full of times

Hot surgeon : oh?

Eugene crabs : Diago Kang?

Milk man : you keep leading on Danny boy

Mama's boy : stopp. Why you like that? :(

Milk man : Because

Jane kim : is it big Daniel

Mama's boy : l don't know what it looks like

Dg : yeah you do

Mama's boy : stop. I don't

Dg : want me to show you again?

Going blind at 10 : okay frickin stop it

Big daddy : this is such a Hassel:(

Phyco chan : I'm bored

Pervert in Gucci : cut your wrists

Phyco chan : no fuck you! Phyco bitch

Eugene crabs : well since everyone is bored, let's play some games? ^_^

Hot surgeon : ah,yes.

Toddler going to 50 : what games?

Man child : would you rather?

I miss her : that's fun

No bitches!? : yeah whatever

Mama's boy : you're online?

No bitches!? : duh

Mama's boy : cool

Dg : why

Mama's boy : shut up

Dg : no

Jane kim : let's play before they start fighting again

Phyco chan : l don't think fighting is what they will be doing

Pervert in Gucci : can you stop already? It's like you want it to happen.

Phyco chan : EW! No

Phyco chan : then shut up.

Hot surgeon : l'm first. Danielpark would you rather plant bombs in your friends house and kill them and their families or come to my office later

Short king : ok wtf

Crystal : starting off bad

Dg : you're here?

Crystal : yeah

Dg : ok

No bitches!? : this means something

Mama's boy : no it doesn't and l would rather plant bombs in my friends house and kill them and their parents then go to your office later

Hot surgeon : cool!

Eugene crabs : it's your turn now Daniel park

Mama's boy : dg would you rather admit you're an asshole or repent

Dg : you want me so bad

Mama's boy : no

Going blind at 10 : stop it

Dg : repent

Mama's boy : k

Dg : you're so dry

Mama's boy : then make me wet

It girl : WHAT

hot surgeon : Daniel park

Going blind at 10 : that's so embarrassing. Me next

Man child : oh:(

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My omega is pregnant 😐😣

Dg : eat dust you you shameless loser.

Hot surgeon : that's not nice:(

Dg : l will stomp on you and drag you on the dirty floor.

Mama's boy : that's not very kpop of you

Dg : l will eat you.

Crystal : okay,we get it. Stop

Jane kim : why you fighting with everyone lol?

Dg : l'm not fighting them. Their fighting me.

Short king : ok cool

It girl : that was so edgy what

Man child : tell em girl!

It girl : never say that again (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

Man child : ok!

Toddler going to 50 : 💀

Going blind at 10 : is that your dad

Toddler going to 50 : shut up!

Eugene crabs : Johan seong.

Toddler going to 50 : what. You going to eat me too. Fat ass

Eugene crabs : wait excuse you,what?

Big daddy : his so confused lol

Sally fan president : you know what lol is?

Big daddy : warren choi.

I miss her : 😂

Milk man : out of all the emojis you could have used,you decided to use this one,why?

I miss her : becuz l like it. Why? Do you hate it?

Milk man : yes

I miss her : 😂

Sally fan president : you're so funny Sally

I miss her : l know😂

Milk man : l will kill you

I miss her : l'm a woman

Milk man : even better

I miss her : oh.

Short king : it's the way you assumed he wouldn't hurt you because you're a woman

I miss her : you still mad about the hacker thing?

Short king : yes 😐

I miss her : L + bozo😂+ shorty + kid + weird + noonelikesyou + stupid = kouji

Mama's boy : you can stop now

I miss her : why?

Mama's boy : he might cry

I miss her : 😂

Short king : l fucking hate you guys

Mama's boy : it's okay to cry

Crystal : Daniel park

Mama's boy : what

Crystal : stop it

Mama's boy : whore

Crystal : excuse me?

Mama's boy : why you whoring yourself out for kouji?

Crystal : l'm not..

Mama's boy : you're the only one 'defending' him whilst everyone isn't. What's up with that

I miss her : oooh?😯

Crystal : l'm a good person

Mama's boy : humble yourself woman

Crystal : fuck you.

Dg : lol

Jane kim : Daniel are you on your period or something

Mama's boy : l'm a male

Jane kim : so?

Milk man : you're embarrassing

Man child : 🤦🏻♀️

Eugene crabs : l knew big deal wasn't the brightest but this is just on a different level.

Hot surgeon : ^^.

Going blind at 10 : even big brain calling you out lol

Mama's boy : Johan your so cute

Dg : that's sooo random

Going blind at 10 : why?

Mama's boy : you have bug eyes

Going blind at 10 : bug eyes? Wtf dude

Mama's boy : your eyes are so doe looking it's cute

Going blind at 10 : doe looking? What

Toddler going to 50 : your eyes are fucking big

Eugene crabs : yuseong where did you learn that?

Toddler going to 50 : noman

No bitches!? : wtf you bitch ass snitch

Eugene crabs : noman

No bitches!? : What

Eugene crabs : ^_^

No bitches!? : bruh

Going blind at 10 : l think your eyes are bigger then mine

Mama's boy : trust me yours are!

Dg : no their not lol.

Mama's boy : shut up, no one's talking to you

Dg : k lol.

Johan : my eyes change sizes, sometimes thier small like jake Kim and sometimes big like yours while yours are always SO big

Mama's boy : really?

Dg : yeah.

Mama's boy : shut up

Going blind at 10 : yeah

Mama's boy : oh cool l guess

It girl : someone hot compliment me too!(●´⌓`●)

Xiaolung : you're very elegant miss Vivi.

It girl : (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。thank you!

Xiaolung : any time miss Vivi

I miss her : warren why can't you be like this! :(

Sally fan president : l'm sorry pookie

I miss her : it's okay short cake

Big daddy : :(

I miss her : you're pookie too

Big daddy : what's that

Sally fan president : bro🤦🏻♀️

I miss her : it's ok we can just teach him

Sally fan president : cool

Hot surgeon : Daniel park?

Mama's boy : yes?

Hot surgeon : compliment me.

Mama's boy : you're so insecure

Hot surgeon : you complicated Johan seong. Now compliment me. Everyone deserves a compliment once in a while. Don't you agree dg. ^_^?

Dg : sure, whatever.

Mama's boy : l like your hair it's so neat and pretty

Hot surgeon : ^_^mhemhm.

Dg : what about me?

Mama's boy : l like your d

Man child : okay let's calm down

It girl : awww why did you have to go ruin such a cute moment!!!ʕಠ_ಠʔ

Man child : l'm pretty sure Daniel already ruined it

Mama's boy : l didn't ruin it. I wanted to say ' l like your darling song' but accidentally typed send before l could finish

Man child : oh

Milk man : you have suck a filthy head

Dg : l would have liked it if you complicated my dick instead bro

Mama's boy : right sorry

Eugene crabs : oh.

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I just broke up 🧍with it

Hot surgeon : you're so handsome, hyungseok park.^_^

Mama's boy : l know.

Dg : why are you using his Korean name?

Hot surgeon : l just felt like it.

Dg : k

It girl : l hate people who use "k"

Dg : is this directed towards me?

It girl : yes

Going blind at 10 : so you hate yourself? Ew

It girl : what,no! I'm beautiful asf and l was making a statement which means l'm the expection(θ‿θ)

Going blind at 10 : k

It girl : bro.ಠ︵ಠ

Jane kim : lol

No bitches!? : send nudes l'm bored

Mama's boy : who?

No bitches!? : Zoe park

Mama's boy : what the fuck dude?

Toddler going to 50 : yikes

No bitches!? : l was jk ldk who even is that

Man child : who's most likely to get rejected

Milk man : Danny park

Mama's boy : but l'm handsome:(

Milk man : looks aren't everything

Mama's boy : oh

Milk man : l'm kidding. Everyone wants a piece of lil old Danny boy

Mama's boy : l'm disgusted

L miss her : would you rather have everyone hate you?

Mama's boy : sure?

Big daddy : even me?

Mama's boy : ofc not you

No bitches!? : K

Jane kim : lol

Toddler going to 50 : why you only saying lol

Jane kim : becuz l want to lol

Going blind at 10 : bruh stop

Jane kim : or what?

Going blind at 10 : l will hurt you

Milk man : edge lord

Mama's boy : lol

Going blind at 10 : Daniel?

Mama's boy : sorry

Jane kim : oh right daniel.hows lil Danny?

Mama's boy : his fine l guess

Jane kim : cool,can l have his number?

Mama's boy : oh he doesn't have a phone

Jane kim : really ?

Mama's boy : yeah

Dg : you're lying.

Mama's boy : no l'm not ,shut up

Dg : k

It girl : ಠ︵ಠ

Dg : cry about it.

It girl : wa｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡

Xiaolung : Diego kang that's very immature of you.

Dg : sry lg

Man child : hey, Eugene and hot surgeon haven't talked in a while

Going blind at 10 : who gives a fuck bruh

Jane kim : yehap

No bitches!? : their fuckin

Mama's boy : l can believe that

Cancer fighter : can you not

Milk man : who ru

No bitches!? : bro you finally decided to be online rn?

Cancer fighter : yeah lg

Mama's boy : do you have cancer?

Cancer fighter : oh,no

Mama's boy : ok

Jane kim : who's that

Milk man : ]:|

Cancer fighter : l'm Kenta

Milk man : oh okay

Big daddy : l'm bored (^～^;)ゞ

L miss her : you're so cute pookie

Mama's boy : fr

Sally fan president : lkr?

Big daddy : you never told me what it means

Cancer fighter : 💀

Mama's boy : it's just a pet name -like baby

Hot surgeon : yes?^_^

Mama's boy : bro

Eugene crabs : lol.(^^)

Going blind at 10 : l didn't know you could lol

Eugene crabs : not everyone knows everything now.^_^

Going blind at 10 : what

Eugene crabs : lol.

It girl : that's creepy

Crystal : who else is in this gc?

Toddler going to 50 : a lot of people!

Crystal : but who?

Toddler going to 50 : how am l supposed to know?

Crystal : oh

Mama's boy : stupid

Crusty : what's your problem

Mama's boy : you

Crystal : cry about it

Mama's boy : you're so embarrassing

Crystal : how am l embarrassing

Dg : the girls are fighting

Milk man : lol

Mama's boy : your existence is embarrassing

Crystal : fuck you bro

Mama's boy : shut the fuck up l'm not your bro

Crystal : whatever

Mama's boy : whatever

Crystal : shut up

Mama's boy : why would l listen to something like you?

Crystal : a woman?

Mama's boy : you're a homeless pregnant dog

Crystal : w0w

Hot surgeon : let's calm down ladies

Mama's boy : Johan

Going blind at 10 : what

Mama's boy : nothing:) l just wanted to text you

Going blind at 10 : are you going to die with me

Dg : sooo random

Short king : didn't you say [this brfo

Dg : so?

Mama's boy : yes

Going blind at 10 : marry me,but you pay

Mama's boy : okay

Hot surgeon : (

Sugar daddy : l love M E N = Daniel

Mama's boy : l love you too

Sugar daddy : l sent it to you

Mama's boy : Johan our wedding is Tomorrow

Going blind at 10 : @hot surgeon @big daddy be my best men

Big daddy : Kys.

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Toddler going to 50 : are you actually going to get married?

Mama's boy : ofc we are

Going blind at 10 : who do you think we are? Sinu

Man child : leave me out of this

Cancer fighter : where are you going to get married?

Mama's boy : first wedding is here and our second is non of your Business :)sry!!:(

Jane kim : that sounded sugar couted

Mama's boy : it was

Sally fan president : there is a first and second wedding?

Mama's boy : yeah,never heard of it?

Sally fan president : yeah

I miss her : you're actually embarrassing (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡

Sally fan president : 😓 sry l won't do it again!

I miss her : you better not pookie wookie short cake 😇

Sally fan president : l won't cutie.

Crystal : oh.

Short king : YUCK!

Going blind at 10 : ew

I miss her : you're just jealous

Going blind at 10 : l'm literally engaged

I miss her : suck Deez nuts

Going blind at 10 : ew

I miss her : bruh

It girl : how is it non of our business. Don't you want your friends to be there for you?.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Mama's boy : none of you here are my friends and l wouldn't even want my friends to be there because of Johan

Big daddy : even me?

Mama's boy : no not you

Milk man : wow

Mama's boy : what?

Milk man : do you have some secret favoritism towards Eli Jang?

Jane kim : l don't think it's really a secret,it shows

Toddler going to 50 : yeah

No bitches!? : when is the stupid wedding starting?

Mama's boy : l didn't know you were this excited,you weren't this excited with me before

Dg : elaborate

Mama's boy : no

No bitches!? : l'm not

Mama's boy : oh,then?

No bitches!? : l just want to know when l can leave

Mama's boy : you just ruined my mood,bro

No bitches : don't

Hot surgeon : well let's start?

Going blind at 10 : k

Hot surgeon : everyone gather up for our new couple as they get married

Milk man : are we seriously doing this?

Man child : yes shhh!

Milk man : did you just shush me in text?

Man child : l did,so what?

Going blind at 10 : shut the fuck up

Hot surgeon : anyway, Johan seong,will you take Daniel as your loving handsome through cheating and lying?

Going blind at 10 : sure

Crystal : omg what

Mama's boy : please shut up, you're ruining my wedding

Crystal : boy

Toddler going to 50 : shut the hell up woman!

Crystal : k

Hot surgeon : Daniel park,will you take Johan seong as your unloving husband through jealousy and possessiveness?

Going blind at 10 : why you describing another man, Daniel explain

Dg : there's nothing to explain his cheating on you

Mama's boy : shut up l'm not

Hot surgeon : l'm not describing another man Johan ^_^

Going blind at 10 : what?

Mama's boy : l do!

Hot surgeon : you may kiss the grum!

Going blind at 10 : ew

Mama's boy : l don't think so...
(They are making out rn🧍)

Big daddy : good:)

I miss her : 🤨

Eugene crabs : congratulations Daniel park and Johan seong or should l say Mr and Mr park-seong?

Jane kim : oooohhhhh

Milk man : Eugene, you're in this?

Eugene crabs : ofc

It girl : wwwwwpoooooooo(☆▽☆)

Xiaolung : calm down miss Vivi.

It girl : l can't bro THIS WAS SO EXCITING (≧▽≦)

Xiaolung : oh.

Going blind at 10 : bro got friend zoned can not be me!

Dg : soon

Going blind at 10 : what

Mama's boy : shut the fuck up bro

Big daddy : l'm the affaire (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Going blind at 10 : WHAT

hot surgeon : see?

Jane kim : lk you relate

Hot surgeon : ):