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America sighed, feeling stressed but hiding it deep down. Even though he was totally the hero, he still couldn't help but fear about how the impostor was on board with everyone. It was one of his own friends and not knowing exactly who it was had really made America uneasy. As he went to complete his first task, he ran into Japan first.
"HEY JAPAN DUDE! Uh listen.. We should totally team up or something. I mean you're like my best friend and I don't want anything happening to you. Plus I'm the hero and I'll save you from anything." America explained.
"Hai, that would be nice America. I was going to stick with Italy and Germany but I caught them kissing inappropriately in the middle of the camera room half naked. It made me very uncomfortable.." Japan replied. America wondered what Italy and Germany were doing now..
"Alright dude, let's go complete a task then!" He said, grabbing Japan's hand and leading them into the card swipe room. Simple enough, he thought all they needed to do was swipe their ID cards until he looked closer at his set of tasks.. Not only did they have to swipe their cards, but America's task was to get Japan pregnant! America secretly enjoyed this part even though he had no idea boys could get pregnant. As they swiped their cards, America pinned Japan against a wall and kissed him. Japan tried to escape but eventually enjoyed it. As they got more down and dirty, clothes came off and America was ready to impregnate Japan.. He took out his alpha cock and got down to business. When they were done, Japan promised America he'd return the favor..

MEANWHILE

England was on his own, feeling too paranoid to trust anyone to go near him. The impostor would try to kill him! And the impostor was probably France. That wine drinking bastard.. As England looked at his task set, he saw that he had to fix the wires in the mechanical room. Once he did that, a new task appeared. It was... Suck France's cock?! England was disgusted at the idea, but secretly turned on because deep down he's always wanted to see France's "Eiffel Tower" down there. He made his way to find France and closed the door behind them.
"Hey, France.. You know, maybe you're not so bad after all. I mean, I guess your hair isn't hideous. And.." Before he could finish, France was already kissing England very roughly and pushed England down onto his knees.
"I am your alpha, England.." He said. England thought to himself "yeah we'll see about that". England immediately began to work, vacuum sucking France's cock like he'd never done before and summoning Russia into the room by accident with his horniness. He sucked like it was his life supply. France blushed, thinking England looked good with France's baguette in his mouth. France then decided in case they died here he wanted to have England's child.. But then Russia arose from the ground watching the scene unfold.
"Privet England and France! I see you're getting busy. Did you want me to join? I'll have to decline.. Mr. China and I are busy and you're both not very pretty." He said. They shook their heads and got rid of Russia, and France bent over for England so he could impregnate him.

LATER
Once everyone had done at least one task, it was time to head to sleep, when suddenly Poland discovered a dead body. It was Sealand! Poland called an emergency meeting and everyone started to discuss the details of what happened. Apparently, someone sat on Sealand and crushed him with their massive ass. England cried loudly. Who would do that..? How could the impostor hurt Sealand? Find out next chapter.

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Everyone started to discuss the details of Sealand's death. Poland spoke up first.
"Um, I was like, totally watching the cams footage with Lithuania. We finished our task and we like totally didn't see anyone suspicious broskis. And we saw Italy and Germany complete their task."
Lithuania nodded in agreement, confirming they both did their tasks and were not the impostor.
"And I was... Doing my task with France." England said. Everyone turned to him in curiosity.
"Ve, what was your task Mr. England? I want to know!" Italy said cheerfully. England blushed deeply but kept his secret hidden.
"I... Was working on fixing the electrical wires with France. We both finished our task." He said. France winked and nodded.
"He was also working on this oui oui baguette if you know what I mean.. Honhonhonhon!" France said. Everyone stared in shock before America spoke.
"I don't know about you guys, but Japan and I finished our task! All we had to do was swipe our ID's. Oh and we also had super hot sex about 4 times. Pretty cool right dudes? Hahaha!" He added. Japan blushed deeply, getting horny again.
"Well, what about Russia and China?" Canada asked softly. Then, everyone turned to him.
"Who the fuck is that guy..?" England thought to himself before he remembered that was Canada.
"Aiya, how dare you try to accuse us! Russia and I were fixing the telecoms aru. And we got down to business after.." He said, glaring at everyone. Russia smiled, his pregnant stomach protruding in the air. China's pregnant stomach was also bulging. The baby was kicking.
"Well actually, I saw China complete his task but not Russia.. That's kind of sus bro." America said. Everyone nodded in agreement except for China.
"AIYA! HE IS NOT SUS! HE WAS WITH ME!" He argued. But everyone had already agreed. Russia was the impostor... They all casted their votes. Russia just smiled and watched, knowing that even though he was getting ejected and voted off he'd be back as a ghost to fuck China again.
"RUSSIA! YOU BASTARD! You were the impostor you twit?!" England yelled. But before Russia answered, he was ejected into space and died. China sobbed loudly, but his Panda bear comforted him. China knew deep down Russia was pretty much immortal though and would come back. Then, a holographic message popped up.
"RUSSIA WAS NOT THE IMPOSTOR."
Everyone stared in shock, feeling extremely guilty.
"What..?" Lithuania asked in shock.
"Nein.. This can't be." Germany said. All of them mourned Russia before breaking off into their bed chambers. Even though Russia just died, Lithuania and Poland were celebrating because that meant they were free from his terror. To celebrate, they fucked all night. Poland hadn't told anyone, but a few weeks before this, he tested positive for pregnancy. He was so excited to share this news with everyone. Suddenly, he felt a gush come out of his ass.
"Like what the hell is that?!" Poland freaked out and ran to the bathroom. Blood was falling out of him and he was in immense pain. He screamed for Lithuania and his friends to help him. Japan came the quickest and spoke up.
"Poland-san, you're having a miscarriage!" He said. He got the first aid kit and began to help Poland. Lithuania ran into the room, holding Poland. All of their friends came in besides England and France who were clearly having loud sex in the other room next to them, screaming out all kinds of things like "YES DADDY RIGHT THERE" and "You're my little omega baby.". Canada watched sadly as Poland began to squirt out clumps of red and white.
"It's going to come out now Poland-san. I'm sorry your baby is dead." Japan said. Once it was all done, they looked down to see the miscarriage. Poland had gushed out the Poland Country Ball. A beautiful baby that could've lived so long.. He sobbed and held Lithuania tight. Luckily, Poland was okay and didn't lose much blood. But the baby was dead and gone.. Everyone slowly made their way out of Poland's room, saddened by the entire sight. China went to his room and sobbed. Who would be the father to his baby now? Suddenly, Panda came to life.
"China... Forget about Russia. I'm here.." He said. Immediately China got horny because he's into furries and began having sex with Panda.
"You're my naughty little communist aren't you?" Panda spoke. China moaned. They fucked all night long until China passed out, tired. What will happen the next day?

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After last night's events, Canada was feeling scared. Nobody remembered who he was, his friend Russia had just gotten ejected wrongfully, Poland had a miscarriage, and worst of all he was dealing with this alone. Anything could happen to him. As he was about to cry, his bear Kumajirou hugged him tightly.
"Who are you?" The bear asked. Suddenly, Canada felt insane rage and wanted to show his dominance.
"I.. AM.... CANADA! AND YOU'LL NEVER FORGET AFTER THIS!" He pinned the bear against the wall, choking it and making out with it. The bear came to life a bit and made out with him.
"You're gonna feel the power of the maple leaf now." He growled, grabbing his whip and high heeled boots. He changed into his outfit and whipped Kumajirou, but the bear only moaned.
"Who... Are you?" It asked again. Canada couldn't control himself this time and started undressing himself, getting ready to fuck the bear. Suddenly, Kumajirou flipped Canada over and fucked him instead.
"I don't know who you are.. But I'm Kumajirou!" The bear roared, fucking Canada impossibly fast. He moaned extremely loudly and girly. Kumajirou released his seed inside Canada.
"Now go complete your tasks.. Canadia?" The bear said. Canada got his clothes back on and left the room to go do his tasks.

MEANWHILE
"YES PANDA!! RIGHT THERE AIYA!!" China moaned. Panda was shoving a spikey dildo inside China at full speed. China had a kink for pain after being with Russia so long. It was only natural. Right as China was about to cum, Canada broke in the room.
"CHINA! Oh.. Sorry for interrupting." He gulped and looked down at China and Panda, getting extremely horny and aroused by China's body and Panda's spikey dildo.
"AIYA!! GET OUT OF HERE ARU! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? A-Ah..mm...aiya.." China screamed, but Panda silenced him by fucking him harder.
"Sorry guys.. I just... I think the impostor is following me and I'm freaked out! Can we stick together?" He asked, his boner bulging out of his pants.
"Who even are you aru?" China moaned. Canada shook his head.
"Never mind.. I deserve to die. Nobody even remembers me." Right as he was about to walk away, Kumajirou came into the room and threw Canada against China's bed.
"AIYA?! F-Foursome..? This is so inappropriate aru.. Ahh... Mm.. I'm 4000 year old Nation.. We must complete task first." China moaned. Canada agreed.
"Yeah.. Let's do this later please. Mister China is right. We have to do our tasks or they'll think we're the impostor!" He said. Panda took the dildo out of China and let him leave with Canada.
"So, what's your next task?" Canada asked, pretending like nothing happened.
"Um.. It says I must fill the oil canister with.. MY CUM? ARU! How inappropriate!" He cried. Canada nodded.
"I have the same task.. It says whoever fills the oil canister with more cum wins the task. And the other will have to complete a harder one.." He bit his lip.
"Well. Let's not waste time aru. Let's go." China blushed, leading Canada to the next task. He was shocked to see everyone else waiting there as well including Panda and Kumajirou.
"DUDES! Did you get the task too?" America asked. Japan nodded.
"Hai.. We must fill the canister with our seed." He said. Poland and Lithuania got horny from this. France and England showed up last, half naked and had boners. Italy and Germany never showed up..
"Sorry we're late. This frog was trying to assault me." England said. France grabbed England by the hair and whispered in his ear and England blushed.
"Yes daddy.. Sorry daddy." England replied loudly. Everyone stared and got horny.
"It says up here that only the top daddies can participate in this task." Lithuania pointed out.
"But.. I'm not a top daddy. Neither is China." Japan said, confused.
"I think we're supposed to just watch aru." China said. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Alright then.. All the tops, step up to the canister." England said. France, Lithuania, America, Panda, and Kumajirou stepped up.
"What about the switches? I can be a top or bottom." Canada asked out loud. China shook his head.
"Only top and bottom. No switches here aru. You a bottom. Aiya.." He said. Poland nodded.
"Totally broskis." Then, the task started.
"Good luck dudes!" America said.
"I don't need luck.. Honhonhon.. " France spoke, already jerking off.
"Ah.. I'm not good at this.." Lithuania thought to himself. But then he saw Poland bent over and began jerking off. America was going full speed, finishing first and filling up the canister with a few ounces of cum. Then, France came loudly, filling up the canister with many ounces of cum. Lithuania came last, but produced the most cum, filling it up nearly 1/3 of the way. Poland got horny and began jerking off to this but China smacked him.
"AIYA. DO THIS IN BEDROOM LATER! So inappropriate.. Aru."
"Agreed.. That is disgusting." Japan said. Canada just watched hornily, secretly knowing Kumajirou shoved a vibrating butt plug up his ass earlier. Next, Panda came, only releasing a few drops of cum. Kumajirou finished, producing nearly 10 ounces of cum. Everyone was getting either horny or disgusted at this point. England watched France intently, biting his lip. That wine drinking bastard sure was a daddy.. He watched as France continued to fill up the canister with all his cum. Panda was right behind France, cumming insane amounts. America passed out from cumming so much, so Japan took him back to his room to rest. Lithuania stopped cumming due to his cock not working anymore. Kumajirou was soft and not hard anymore. All that was left was France and Panda. Panda was about to win, when suddenly France yelled for England.
"Call me daddy! You little Big Ben loving whore.. Mon Cher.." He moaned. England shook his head.
"I CAN'T DO THAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE YOU TWAT! YOU'RE A BLOODY BASTARD." He yelled. France glared at him.
"Do it or you will be punished later." He said. England suddenly began whimpering and agreed.
"O-Okay... I love you Daddy. You're my daddy alpha." He whispered. France suddenly came 3 more times, over filling the canister. France got a message saying he had completed the task. As everyone began to walk away, France noticed a shadow following him. He freaked out and called an emergency meeting, but he couldn't! It said he had to cum inside someone's ass first before calling a meeting. Oh no...

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Italy walked around the ship, skipping happily. So far, his tasks have been so simple. Swipe a card, scan an ID. This was too easy! He was still scared and couldn't shake the feeling that something bad could happen though. Suddenly, Germany appeared behind him.
"ITALY?! Where have you been?! I thought I lost you." He yelled. Italy hugged Germany and smiled.
"Ve, Germany! I'm so happy you found me! I was getting so lonely.." He frowned. Germany blushed hornily, trying to hold back his lust for Italy.
"Jah.. Of course. You have to do a task though Italy. What does your task say?" He grumbled. Italy's mouth opened wide in shock, a blush on his face.
"Ve, Germany! It says I have to go to the sound room and.. All of the switches have a different sound." He explained. Germany was confused.
"What? The sounds of what Italy?" He asked curiously.
"I have to listen to the sounds of our friend's moans and guess which one is yours!" He exclaimed. Although he was a little embarrassed, he was also turned on and knew Germany's voice very well. Germany blushed violently.
"VHAT?" He screamed, lifting Italy up.
"GERMANY NOOO stop! It's true.. Please.." He whimpered. Germany got turned on by Italy's whimpers and agreed.
"Alright then.. Let's go." They reached the room and Italy's task immediately began. He switched the first knob, listening closely to the sound.
"A-AH! That feels so good.. I love when you shove 12 inches inside of me so hard! Mm.. Pull my hair so hard it makes me bald! Crush me with that 80 pound chair over there!" The voice moaned. It was hard to tell who was moaning because it was so high pitched. Italy knew it wasn't Germany though. Next, he flipped the next switch, feeling even more horny.
"Mm... P-Please... So good.. I love your diabetic cock, master." The voice said. Immediately, Italy recognized this as Japan.
"Hey! Germany it's Japan!" He giggled.
"Italy.. How do you know what Japan sounds like in bed..?" He asked.
"Ve, I've heard him before of course!" He said cheerfully. Germany moaned at this, his bratwurst inside his pants getting bigger. He'd always wanted a threesome with Japan and Italy. Next, Italy flipped the next switch.
"JAH! Take that you little whore.. Take that bratwurst.. You're so tight you pasta loving slut. Are all Italians like this? Mm.. FUCK!!" The voice yelled. Although it sounded like Germany, Italy knew it couldn't be. Germany has never called him a whore before, but he's getting so horny that he's wishing Germany would start calling him one.
"Um.. Germany, I think someone is roleplaying as us in bed!" He said, panicking. Germany stared in shock. Who would roleplay as Italy and Germany in bed..? Then, Italy understood.
"Ve, it's England and France! I didn't know they liked us so much! Germany, England and France roleplay as us in bed! Hehehe!" Italy giggled. Germany was too shocked to speak but also heavily turned on. Next, the flip was switched, revealing the next audio.
"A-Ah.. Mmm... Good.." It said. Italy couldn't tell who was moaning. It could be Germany, but also not. Italy was stumped and moved on to the next audio.
"Mm.. Oh great heavens.. Daddy. I want your baguette so deep inside me. FUCK! Yes sir I'm your little dog..Yes. I'm a tea drinking slut. I drink your cum like it's tea." This one was clearly England. Italy bit his lip. He had no idea England and France got so kinky in bed.. He flipped another switch.
"Mm.. So tight... Ah.. Oh yeah you like my cock in your buns huh? In between that lettuce pickle and cheese..? Mm.. Good." Italy was disturbed by this and moved on.
"Oh.. This is like... Totally so hot! You're dicking me down! Oh.. I'm gonna like.. Cum! Everywhere!" Italy recognized this as Poland because he had slept with Poland by accident before thinking it was Germany. He flipped another switch and listened.
"Ohh yes aiya... Feels so good.. Mmm.. I'm you're whore.. Yes I'm a communist slut for you.. Aru.." He said. This was no doubt China, who Italy had also slept with by accident thinking it was Japan. The next switch flipped.
"Errrg... Mmm... Grrr... WOOF!" Italy thought about this one, thinking it could be Germany. But before making his final choice, he flipped the last audio switch.
"Ohh.. Mm.. Femboys are hot.." Italy knew this was Lithuania. So, which audio was Germany?
"Germany.. This is too hard! Maybe you should fuck me so I can remember what you sound like!" Italy said innocently. Germany agreed, bending Italy over and pulling his hair curl while they fucked like horses.
"Grrr.... Woof.. Mm.." Germany moaned, finishing inside Italy. Italy picked the audio that matched up to this. He got a message that read 'task completed.' As Germany and Italy walked out, they saw France and England fucking next to Poland's Poland Ball miscarriage. Little did they know, this was the first step for France to call the emergency meeting..

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America was skipping happily around the spaceship, eating his fourth burger of the day. He also had an XXXXXXXXXXXX-Large chocolate milk shake and triple large fries. He knew he had to complete his tasks but he was so tired and hungry. He wanted to be back at home with Japan and his friends. Well actually he just wanted to be home with Japan so they could fuck all night forever while Japan wore a Sailor Moon cosplay and meowed at him. But he did also miss being home with his friends like Russia and Sealand who died sadly. America looked at his task list and saw that he had to go into the reactor room and scan himself in a sex position. He smirked hornily to himself, knowing this would be extremely easy. He wished Japan was there to see him do this one, but Japan was off completing his task of emptying out the dirty trash can full of condoms and cum socks. America reached the reactor room and thought about what position he'd put his cock in. Then, he decided. He unzipped his jeans and thought about Japan on a leash on all fours, meowing like a cat while eating 4 bowls of jumbo sized ramen with chicken and vegetables. This really turned America on. His dick immediately sprang up, ready to work. He continued thinking about Japan, but then he decided he'd think about Japan tied up with barbed wire and wearing cat ears while America fucked him with a chocolate covered cucumber. This was definitely enough to make America extremely horny. He approached the scanning machine and lifted on of his legs up like a dog that's pissing on a fire hydrant. He then lowered his cock down onto the scanner. His other leg squatted down a bit. His arms were above his head on the nearby wall. The scanner didn't recognize him immediately so he began to thrust a bit. He was so horny from thinking about Japan naked running down the street with a gun in his hand that he accidentally came all over the machine and broke it. It was not liquid proof... But luckily, a message popped up.
TASK COMPLETED. America was relieved. He walked away from the task room, moving onto whatever task was next.

MEANWHILE
Panda was stalking everyone in the spaceship, spying specifically on Lithuania and Poland. Panda suddenly overheard a conversation between them that sounded.. Like a secret.
"Liet.. I'm like, pregnant! Like.. Again!" Poland said, excitedly.
"Woah Poland, are you serious?! Let me see your pregnancy test!" He said, smiling.
"It's like totally right here! I talked to Japan and he like said I'm totally a few months pregnant!" He showed Lithuania the positive pregnancy test. Lithuania was confused because Poland just had a miscarriage earlier, but somehow his other pregnancy survived. It must be the strong sperm Lithuania developed from living in the radioactive hazardous fields of Russia's land. It fertilized Poland! They cheered happily, hugging each other.
"I love you like so much Liet!" Poland said. Suddenly, Lithuania got horny.
"I love you too Poland.. Why don't we celebrate?" He asked. Poland bit his lip, understanding this. He quickly got dressed into his Pony fur suit and got on his hands and knees, ready to be bred again. Panda stopped watching at this point. Now, he had dirt on them in case they ever tried to sabotage him. Panda was also extremely horny from this and needed to find China..
What happens next?

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China was in the hallway eating dumplings. He just got done building an entire China Town in the spaceship for everyone to go to and eat. After he finished his 200th dumpling, he decided he'd complete his task. After all, he didn't want to seem sus. So, he began walking to medbay to begin his task. He reached the room and read to himself out loud what the task asked of him.
"These vials are filled with everyone's seed aru. You must taste each one to find out which one is Russia's?! AIYA! That is so disturbing and inappropriate.. But if I can taste Russia again aru...." He blushed bright red at the idea of this. Even though, he didn't want to taste all the other vials of cum, he definitely wanted to taste Russia's. He picked up the first vile. The seed was watery and smelled like chlorine. He was disgusted by this but understood what he had to do. Slowly, he tilted the vial into his mouth, the seed pouring down his throat. It was bitter, salty, and tasted like fermented cheese. He gagged a bit.
"AIYA?! WHO'S SEED IS THIS?? THEY NEED TO GO TO DOCTOR! THIS NOT NORMAL.." He cried out loud to himself. He then moved onto the next seed, which was thick and very white. He began drinking it very wearily. This one tasted like alcohol, yeast, and something sweet. China didn't mind the taste, but it definitely wasn't Russia's. The third seed had a drop of blood mixed in and was tinted grey. China was already on the verge of gagging at this one. He slowly began tasting it. It tasted like meat and onion. It wasn't as horrible as he thought it would be, but it certainly wasn't Russia's. He wondered who's it was though. This next seed was the most intriguing thing China had ever seen. It was bright yellow and green and had mushrooms sprouting from it. He sniffed it to see if it was rotten. Instead, it smelled like strong alcohol, chemicals, biohazards, metal, and maybe a little fish. China gulped this down, thinking it could be Russia's definitely. He had only tasted Russia's seed once so he was unsure. It tasted amazing like cherry pie. Next, he tasted the new vial, which was milky white and looked.. Normal. It tasted sweet like plums but also something like vinegar. He knew this seed belonged to Japan. Not because he'd tasted Japan before, but because his own seed was similar in taste and appearance. There was only 2 vials left. He looked at the next once which had brown pubic hairs all in it, so he automatically knew this one was not Russia's. The last vial was orange like cheddar cheese.
"THAT IS NOT NORMAL EITHER! Aiya.. This is so dishonorable aru." He grumbled. He gave it a taste and immediately spat it out.
"Aiya.... It taste like feet and belly button." He gagged. Finally, it was time to pick the vial that he believed belonged to Russia. It was a hard choice, but he picked the vial that was growing mushrooms and was yellowish green. He hoped to the Chinese Government that he chose the right one. Then, as if hearing his worries, a message popped up.
TASK COMPLETED.
China was extremely relieved by this. His stomach was hurting horribly though. Maybe if he just laid down.. Suddenly, he fell over and died.
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!

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Lithuania was walking around, trying to find a task to complete when suddenly he stumbled upon China's corpse.
"OH MY GOD!! This is freaky.. Poor China.. That was Mister Russia's lover.. Oh I'm so sorry China. Who did this to you?" He cried to the dead body. Then, he reported the dead body and a meeting started. Everyone stood in anticipation, not knowing who died yet.
"So, Lithuania, what happened exactly?" Germany asked.
"Guys.. China is dead. I found him near the MedBay. His pulse was completely dead and his ass was up in the air, face down onto the floor. There was no blood or anything.." He said, questioning the entire situation.
"Well like, maybe he had like, secret health problems? I don't know, I mean like he was literally 4000 years old. He was totally an old man." Poland suggested. Japan shook his head.
"No, my brother had no health problems. Poor Yao.." He said, tears falling out of his eyes. America hugged him tightly.
"Dudes, we have to find out what happened to China! This isn't right." America yelled. Then, Canada spoke up.
"You know I did see China during his task! I don't think he saw me behind him but.. He had this really weird task of drinking cum." He pointed out.
England and France looked at him in confusion, forgetting who Canada was. Lastly, Italy said something.
"Ve, I'll miss him! I always liked his dumplings." He said sadly.
"Well, if we can't figure out what happened, perhaps we should skip the vote for today." Germany pointed out helpfully. Everyone nodded in agreement besides Japan.
"Someone did this to him. We can't let it slide.." He said. But America calmed him down again and Japan let it go. The meeting was dismissed and everyone broke off into their chambers or began to do tasks. Later, the cause of death was determined thanks to Japan's knowledge. China died from STD's and radioactive poisoning. Panda caught news of what happened and cried all day. Not because he missed China, but because his family legacy would no longer be carried out through China. Panda was so depressed and angry, he wanted to kill himself but also fuck China angrily.

Lithuania and Poland were making out sexily in China's old room. China had the biggest room and it was only appropriate to get dirty in there despite his death.
"Poland, go get on that costume you know I love so much.." Lithuania said hornily. Poland nodded, quickly running off to get dressed. When he came back, he was dressed in his 400 pound fat suit. Lithuania immediately got horny from this, about to fuck Poland. But before he got the chance, Poland spoke up.
"Wait! So like.. There's like, this task we can complete like right now. All we have to do is go to the Navigation room and like.. Well.. You totally have to insert your sperm donation like inside my ass!" He said, blushing a little. Lithuania liked this idea and immediately grabbed Poland and dragged him to the Navigation room. In the Navigation room, there was a machine to insert your sperm into and squirt into someone else. This task was perfect for the two of them, considering Poland was extremely breedable and Lithuania was secretly a sex master. Lithuania quickly got to work, beginning to fuck Poland against the machine. He grabbed his fat suit by the man boobs and thrusted with all his might.
"Ohh yes! Like, right there Liet!! Don't stop!" He yelled while his fat suit jiggles with each thrust. Right before Lithuania finished, instead shot his seed inside the machine, which would directly shoot itself inside Poland.
"Ah.. Your turn Poland. I'll help you." He said, helping Poland adjust his asshole near the machines insertion squirter. Lithuania pressed the "start" button and all of his seed began traveling directly and perfectly inside Poland up into his very fertile prostate. After this was done, they both got so horny they started fucking again in all ways imaginable until Italy walked in by accident and then ran away crying.

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Japan was walking towards Weapons, the section of the space ship that he had his task in. Earlier, he had received a letter from Canada asking to meet up with him. Japan honestly didn't know who Canada was, but accepted his invite politely. But when he arrived, he couldn't find anyone anywhere. So, he began doing his task instead. Japan sat down and began looking outside at the space view. It was quite beautiful. Japan admired the beauty. Then, he felt a strange presence behind him.
"Hai, who's there?" He asked, a little fearful.
"Hey Japan. Thanks for meeting me here!" Canada said. Before Japan could answer, Canada took out his whip and began whipping Japan over and over and over, causing the boy to pass out from pain. Luckily it was late at night and nobody was awake. Canada then dragged Japan's body into the reactor room to make things seem less sus. Canada continued whipping Japan until he woke up.
"Hai.. What.. Who are you..?" Japan muttered. Canada shook angrily and threw his shirt off dominantly.
"I... Am.. CANADA!" He screamed, smashing Japan's head into the sex position scanning machine. He continued to crush Japan's head into it roughly, cracking his skull until the machine broke yet again, this time releasing all of American's old cum from his task into Japan's mouth. Japan suffocated on the seed and died from loss of oxygen and blood loss.
"Thank god that's done.. I'm sorry Japan. You were just too smart. You knew too much.." He said. Truthfully, he did feel guilty about all of this. Even though he was the impostor, he still felt a little bad about killing his friends. Oh well. It's not like they remembered him anyway. As Canada looked around, he saw a figure approaching. Quickly, he jumped into the vent and fled the scene, but it was too late. Somebody saw the scene. It was.. Italy! Italy quickly called an emergency meeting. Soon enough, everyone gathered to the meeting room.
"Italy what happened?!" Germany yelled.
"I-I saw someone vent! I couldn't tell who they were.. They got Japan!!" He sobbed. Everyone fell silent, sadness heavy in the air.
"What?.. Japan? No.. This can't be true. You're playing a prank right dude? Please." America cried out.
"You twit, Italy wouldn't joke about this! He's gone!!" England yelled.
"Italy, what did you see?' France asked.
"I.. I was walking to China Town to eat a late night snack when suddenly I saw this guy jump into a vent! And then... Ve.. I looked down and saw Japan.. He was so bloody and he had cum in his mouth.." Italy said, beginning to cry. Everyone began talking about the details.
"Well, France and I were sleeping." England said.
"I completed my task already and so did Italy." Germany said.
"Lithuania and I like totally finished too."
"And I did multiple tasks too.." America said. Then, it all made sense.
"Hey, what about that Panda bear..? He has been real quiet guys. That's sus. And I haven't seen him do ANY tasks." America accused. Panda just stood there in silence with a boner and dildo secretly inside of him.
"Well, don't you have anything to say for yourself?" Lithuania asked. Panda stayed silent again. Everyone then began to vote, deciding Panda was obviously the killer. Canada was covered in blood and obviously the impostor but nobody even noticed his existence so he was safe. Panda was ejected into space quickly along with some of China's old belongings. A message popped up.
PANDA WAS NOT THE IMPOSTOR.
Everyone stared in silence.
"So.. It's one of us, huh?" England spoke up, beginning to feel paranoid. France immediately grabbed his ass to comfort him.
"I'm going to bed.. Goodnight." America said suddenly, sobbing his eyes out while running away. What would he do without his Japan?

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Germany held Italy's hand as they walked out of the meeting room. They both felt very depressed and miserable after losing their friend Japan and all the others. The impostor should've been caught by now. But they had no time to waste. They had to start doing their tasks or else the impostor would lie and blame them instead.
"So, Italy, let's do this task jah? We will have to go to the lower engine room and.." He blushed, struggling to read the last part out loud.
"And what Germany?" Italy said innocently.
"I... Well. I must insert my cock directly into your ass at a perfect 90° angle or else I'll be framed as the impostor and.. You'll also lose your spaghetti shaped dildo and tomato sauce lube." He said, embarrassed but glad it was finally all said.
"Ve, that's easy Germany! Follow me~" Italy cheered, dragging Germany behind him as he skipped to the lower engine room. Once they got in the room, they closed the door. They couldn't risk the impostor coming in and finding them. Germany took the lead, undressing himself and stripping Italy as quick as the London Bridge fell down. Italy then positioned himself near the machine, ready for the 90° degree perfect, symmetrical, poetic, aphrodisiac angle for Germany's weiner schnitzel. But first, Germany hard to get hard.
"Italy, you seem desperate... Desperate sausage loving whore.." He growled. Every since they heard France and England roleplaying as them, Germany decided he'd try to degrade Italy the way France degraded England.
"Yes.." He moaned. Germany pulled his hair curl.
"Say my name.. And not Germany. You know the name I'm talking about." He commanded. Italy nodded quickly, obeying.
"Yes Chef." He moaned. Germany got very horny, continuing to pull Italy's curl.
"Yes.. I'm your pasta chef you stupid Italian slut.. You love this sausage with your pasta huh?" Germany said, beginning to enter inside Italy. They used their special tomato flavored lube to lubricate his ass. Germany began thrusting at super sonic speed as he continued degrading Italy.
"Stupid Italians.. All they do is eat pasta and get fucked with bratwurst.. Useless. But so hot.." He groaned as he positioned himself perfectly inside Italy's hot pocket. The task was already completed, but Germany kept going until they both finished.

MEANWHILE
After the deaths of their friends, everyone grew depressed and sad. People stopped doing their tasks, they stopped fucking, they stopped roleplaying as country balls and princesses.. They were too sad to continue. Especially America. He was so lost without his husbando Japan. Nobody had the motivation to do anything anymore.
"Man.. I haven't felt this way since Columbine!" America cried.
"Yeah.. And I haven't felt this way since Joan of Arc died!" France said. Everyone bathed in their sorrow, not even comforting each other. They were all too sad to do anything. Even Canada felt depressed and empty and regretted everything. Slowly, everyone got up. It was time to sleep after all. Italy sulked, tears forming in his eyes. He missed Japan and China and even Russia. He felt bad for Sealand as well. America was extremely broken and emotional without Japan, thinking about ending his life. Poland and Lithuania cried and held each other. France and England stopped fucking and sat in silence, misery written on their faces. If nobody completed the tasks, the impostor would kill everyone and take over. But they didn't care. They were too upset. Nothing could help them now..

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France and England were standing together in the meeting room near the emergency button. Luckily, they were still alive and had a chance of finding the impostor. However, their depression made them not want to find answers or complete tasks.
"God.. This is the worst. That stupid impostor.. Such a wanker. He's taking everything from us!" England cried out. France nodded, hugging his dear England.
"Oui, mon cheri. I know.. What a horrible person. Don't worry. We'll figure it out Angleterre." France said soothingly. There was no time to get down and dirty. They were too sad.
"Maybe we should meet with the others.." England said. France agreed and began walking with England where they found America and Germany talking.
"Hey dudes.." America said, wiping his tears away. Germany gave them a sad look as they all shared mutual understanding that America was not doing well.
"Hey America.. You know as much as I make fun of you for being fat and ugly and smelly and broke and annoying and stupid, I do care for you. We're here for you." England said comfortingly.
"Oui oui baguette." France said, trying to soothe America. Soon after, Italy, Lithuania, and Poland came into the room. Everyone just sat in silence, staring at the floor. Germany spoke up first.
"You know.. We have to honor our missing friends. They deserve it. Japan wouldn't want this. Neither would China. Not even Russia or Sealand.. We must stay positive and move forward." Germany said, although he was crying as well.
"Ve, that's true.. But I miss them so much!" Italy broke down sobbing.
"Broskis, we have to keep it together. The impostor is trying to like totally keep us all apart! Like, come on. I totally miss them too but.. Like we have to continue." Poland said, even though he was also crying and his heart was broken. Lithuania rubbed his back soothingly. Canada walked in the room, unnoticed by everyone.
"Guys.. I really miss Japan." Canada said, but everyone ignored him and continued.
"Dudes, I have a confession. I'm in love with Japan... But he's gone now. He'll never know!" America sobbed. Everyone stared at him, knowing it was obvious he loved him.
"I know.. But Japan is in a better place now with China and Russia. They're probably having a threesome in heaven right now." Lithuania pointed out. France glared at him and Lithuania got the hint to be quiet. Eventually, everyone left the room. England and France stayed behind with each other: for once they weren't fighting.
"France.. You know, even though you're a frog, I would really like if you promise me that you and I will stay together through this. Please.. Let's get out of here together." England said, blushing. France smiled and held England.
"Oui, Angleterre, of course. I promise." He said, kissing England softly. They both sat in silence, wanting to secretly commit suicide but they had already promised to stay together and alive.

MEANWHILE
The ghosts of Russia, China, and Japan sat together in China's old room in the space ship.
"AIYA! I can't believe I died from your seed Russia.. How embarrassing!" He cried out. Russia just laughed.
"I'm so glad to see you again China. I'm sorry about my seed.. I'll make it up to you later my YaoYao." He smiled. China blushed and nodded.
"Okay aru.. I missed you. You know that? Aiya.. I love you and your communism." He admitted. Russia only smiled in response and began making out with China.
"I love you too, da." He said as he began to undress China. Suddenly, Japan walked in.
"Konichiwa! Oh.. I seem to have interrupted. I'm sorry." Japan said awkwardly. Russia and China stopped making out and looked at Japan.
"JAPAN! My poor brother.. Come to daddy aru. I mean brother." China said, hugging Japan.
"I still don't know who killed me.. He looked like Mister America. I've never seen him before.." Japan said. Then, Russia spoke out.
"His name is Candaddy I think! Something like that da. I've seen him once before. He was shoving a maple leaf inside himself. It was interesting!" Russia said. China blushed and got horny from hearing Russia talk.
"We need to help them find him and vote him out." Japan said.
"We can't, aru. I wish we could.. But they can't see or hear us." China sighed. But secretly he thought it was amazing that they could fuck 24/7 and nobody would see or hear.

LATER...
England and France were sleeping their depression away. Nobody had completed their tasks in days, and the impostor hadn't killed again. At least that's what they thought.. While everyone was too busy sleeping and crying, Canada secretly snuck into Kumajirou's room.
"You stupid bear.. You always forget me! You don't remember my name ever.. I'm no one.. I'm so lonely." He cried. He couldn't take this pain anymore. He was going to cut himself but instead his sadness turned to anger and he began stabbing Kumajirou 96 times in the cock. He then cut Kumajirou's cock off and stuffed it down the bears throat. He left a maple leaf at the scene of the crime, wondering if anyone would even notice.

A few hours later...
Poland and Lithuania paced around. Sure, they were depressed about what happened lately, but at the same time Poland was happy people were dying because that meant he'd cook less perogis for everyone.
"Liet, like, we have to do something about this. We should like totally have a party." Poland decided.
"Ok Poland. I'll tell the others." Lithuania said depressedly and schizophrenicly. Everyone began filing into the room, unsure of what's to come.
"LISTEN BROSKIS! I have like decided that we have to stop this nonsense like now. I totally miss our friends too but we've already suffered so much. Like, they wouldn't want this for us. Let's like, party! We will throw a totally awesome party and forget about this for a day." Poland said. Everyone thought for a second, and then they all began agreeing.
"What time?" America asked, feeling a little less suicidal.
"How about tomorrow night at 11 PM?" Lithuania asked. Everyone agreed. As they all left the room, they felt a little bit excited about this party Poland was throwing. After all, that little Polish whore knew how to party REALLY well. He always brought fun to the table, especially when he gets into his e-girl gamer outfit and twerks for everyone. As Poland and Lithuania left the room, they found Kumajirou's dead body. This time, they decided to keep it hidden and not report it. This party was too important to care about some dumb bear dying. Who even was that?
FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS AT THE PARTY NEXT CHAPTER!

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France was in the MedBay, curiously walking around and taking note of where all the deaths have happened. He was feeling a little freaked out, but he was so hot and sexy he was sure he could seduce the impostor easily if they tried to kill him. Night time was approaching soon and he was getting very excited about this party Poland was throwing. Poland was always such an amazing party host. Back at home during his parties, Poland would get drunk and cosplay as a stripper version of Zenitsu from Demon Slayer and twerk to music all night long. He'd also put weed and Viagra inside all his food to make everyone high and horny secretly. France always loved Poland's parties. He was still feeling depressed, but definitely better ever since he'd heard about this event. He left the MedBay and met up with England in the cams room.
"What do you want frog?" England grumbled, but deep down he was happy to see his beloved French master and started blushing.
"Why so rude Angleterre? Is it because you're sexually frustrated?" France asked the Englishman. England glared at him but bit his lip, deciding to act out the way Sealand would act out when he was told he couldn't watch Cocomelon.
"That's none of your bloody business you fucking wanker.." He talked back angrily.
"Mon Cher, let me remind you of who's the daddy here.." France said, slapping England across the face sexily. England moaned at this because he enjoyed being roughed up and it actually turned him on to pretend to be a dog getting abused by its owner. He even bought a shock collar for this fantasy.
"Mmm..arf...I'm sorry daddy. You're my master." England said, raising his leg and pretending to pee like a dog that's peeing on a lawn. France seemed satisfied with this and nodded.
"I will get my way with you later.." He smirked, the purple devil emoji forming behind him and cackling hornily with a little emoji boner springing up as well. England watched this and didn't question it. He was too turned on. He secretly had a dog bone shaped electrifying butt plug in him and it was really distracting him too much to focus on the little sexy devil emoji.
"W-Well.. Let's not waste any time then. Let's get ready for the party yeah? It's starting soon after all." England said, pretending like nothing happened. France agreed and slapped England's ass, a silent agreement. They headed back to their room and began to change.

MEANWHILE
Poland was making pierogis laced with viagra, his signature party dish. He was so excited for this party. For once, he had the chance to make others happy. Suddenly, the baby inside of him began kicking his stomach painfully 40 times.
"LIKE, OW! What the hell broski..That was so not cool." Poland cried in pain. Sometimes, he wished he'd gotten an abortion instead. Lithuania rushed in, holding Poland.
"W-What happened Pol?" He asked. Then, he saw Poland gripping his pregnant stomach. He comforted Poland through these pregnancy contractions.
"I'm totally fine now Liet. But you know, this baby is going to be due like, totally soon!" Poland said, excited but nervous.
"I know! I can't believe it.." Lithuania said. He was getting really horny from all this talk though. His boner poked Poland. Poland looked at Lithuania seductively but continued making food and alcoholic beverages. Lithuania helped him, knowing that the more he helped the harder Poland would suck his cock later that night as a "thank you". A few hours passed by and the entire spaceship was decorated with glitter, dildos, lube, whips, chains, electrifying nipple clamps, special edition spikey dildos, super vibrators, guns, tooth brushes, fur suits, and more. Poland went all out to make sure this party would be lit. Him and Lithuania sat down, waiting for their friends to start to arrive. France and England showed up first. England had dog ears, a shock collar, and was half naked. France was dressed as Marie Antoinette but the secret edition version where there was a thong underneath. Next, Italy walked in. He was wearing a Narancia cosplay from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure except underneath he had on leather lingerie and nipple piercings. Germany walked in behind him, wearing a Rudol von Stroheim cosplay from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure as well. Him and Italy were matching. Underneath it all, Germany hid a 9 inch horse dildo. Then, America walked in. He was wearing assless chaps and a cowboy hat. He was shirtless as well and wore cowboy boots. He had a gun accessory that was actually a vibrator. Lastly, Canada walked in. He was unknowingly matching with America unknowingly. Canada was also shirtless and wore a cowboy hat with a maple leaf on it. He brought his whip and high heeled boots. Once everyone gathered, Poland spoke up.
"Ok everyone, so like, this party is going to be crazy! Liet and I decided we're going to like, host a competition. Who fucks like, the hardest, who sucks cock the best, and who is like, the best twerker!" Everyone cheered loudly and got excited.
"Drinks are over here, food is there and.. Let me know if you have questions." Lithuania spoke softly. He was dressed as a soldier while Poland was in his infamous pony fursuit with a secret horse tail butt plug shoved inside him. England and France took the lead, turning on music first. The song they both picked first was "Ronaldo (SEWY)" by IShowSpeed. America smiled, knowing that this song was infamous in his country. He quickly began break dancing sexily, his ass bouncing around due to his pants having no back. Canada watched his brother get down and dirty and began dancing too, except he did his favorite dance: The Spirit of The Maple Leaf. This dance was basically him jumping up and down fast and furiously while flapping his arms. Poland and Lithuania just watched from the side, consuming drinks and drugs. Next, America picked a song. It was supposed to be "WiFi Wifey" by Nick Bean, but instead he accidentally put on his recently listened to Spotify Episode: "I want you teddy bear~ A possessive Bakugo Katsuki x Listener p28 ASMR spicy ver". Everyone stared in shock as it began to play.
"Oh! Sorry dudes.. I didn't mean to play this. Japan put me on this a few months ago and.. It just reminds me of him." America said. Everyone was getting horny from hearing it and they all decided the fucking, sucking, and twerking competition should start NOW. England and France stepped up first.
"So, Poland, how are we going to do this? You're real freaky you know... Rawr.." France winked at Poland. Lithuania possessively grabbed Poland.
"Mm.. Ah.. Liet.. I mean- Sorry. So like, you guys, starting with France and England, then Italy and Germany, America, and whoever like, that creepy guy over there is are all going to fuck. First, you'll fuck your partners. Then, you'll like, totally move onto other people. Whoever fucks the hardest wins." Poland says. Round 1 started, while the song "Down with the Sickness" played. France and England began first.
"On your hands and knees for Daddy Eiffel." France commanded. Like a dog, England obeyed and howled. He got in position while France lubed him up and then began fucking him hard. He pulled on his collar and then turned the shock setting onto level 90. England cried in pain and pleasure.
"You like that, you stupid dog? All you do is bark and yap. Good thing Master Baguette is here to PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE." France growled, thrusting harder with each word he spoke. Within 2 minutes they both finished and nearly fell asleep. Then, Italy and Germany stepped up onto the display for everyone. The song "Golden Boy" by Sin with Sebastian began playing.
"Italy.. You know what to do." He spoke sternly. Italy nodded, getting on his back and putting his legs in the air like a fly that got swatted. His Narancia wig was falling off but Germany didn't care. He stripped Italy completely, revealing his nipple piercings and leather lingerie. Germany couldn't hold back. He shoved himself inside Italy, moving so hard the room actually started shaking. Italy cried in pleasure, still pretending to be Narancia. Germany thrusted in and out, nearly causing an Earthquake. Well, they weren't really on Earth anymore anyway.
"G-Germany! I mean, von Stroheim! Yes.. Mm... Pleaseee!!!" He cried.
"Yes Narancia.. Good little slutty Italian.." Germany cried as he fucked Italy into a slumber. Poland and Lithuania would fuck, but Poland was having pregnancy contractions again. They would have to sit out of the round for this one. That left America and Canada.. For once, Canada's existence was acknowledged.
"So... Um. Do you wanna?" Canada blushed.
"I mean... TOTALLY DUDE!" America grinned. Canada smiled, preparing his set up. He retrieved a stick and tied a burger to it, then put something in America's mouth to prevent him from talking or moving much. He forced America onto his hands and knees and dangled the burger in front of his face as he fucked him. America was enjoying it but also depressed because he couldn't eat the burger. The pleasure was getting too intense. Suddenly, Canada whipped America.
"Giddy up, you fat little bitch!" Canada said. That was spilled both of them over the edge. Poland and Lithuania clapped, congratulating everyone.
"I think we can all agree Germany won this one.." Lithuania said shly. Poland agreed, holding his pregnant stomach.
"But like, weren't they all supposed to fuck?" Poland asked. Everyone shrugged.
"Okay then. Next, who sucks, like, cock the best?" Poland said. Suddenly, Poland got on his knees and sucked Lithuania's cock at full speed, taking his fur suit head off for this occasion. Lithuania busted in 10 seconds.
"Oh my god Pol.. I think I want to impregnate you AGAIN." Lithuania cried out hornily. All the couples began sucking dick. England sucked France, Italy sucked Germany, and this time Canada sucked America. But the only noises heard were from France.
"OH MON CHER!! Mm... Your mouth... So warm.. Have you been drinking tea? Naughty little Brit.. Oh...I'm gonna-" And then France came down England's throat in 4 seconds. Everyone else had still been trying to get their partner to come.
"Alright, England won this one." Lithuania said.
"Lastly.. Let's like, have a twerking competition!" Poland cheered. He picked the song "I Love Poland" Chengdu Remix by Hazel. Everyone began shaking ass, but nobody could do it as good as Poland. Poland shook and jiggled, causing the floor to vibrate. His cheeks clapped with every twerk. He was majestic. Meanwhile, England nearly broke his back trying to move his flat ass. Italy was too busy sleeping to even participate and Germany was knocked out with him. America and Canada were twerking on each other while Canada poured maple syrup over them both. Eventually, everyone stopped to stare at Poland. His pale ass cheeks clapped and clopped. He shook his horse tail butt plug inside himself, moaning loudly. Everyone was out twerked by Poland.
"And the winner is.. Pol!" Lithuania cheered. Everyone began clapping and fucking again. The night went on for hours, and Lithuania secretly began giving out Ecstasy and Ketamine to France, Canada, and Germany. They wanted to be high ALL NIGHT. Little did they know, Lithuania can't count and accidentally gave them too much. Everyone became drunk or high quickly and still continued fucking while their Spotify playlist blasted. Then, France, Canada, and Germany looked at each other, frowned, and passed out. They weren't dead, but they weren't right either. Everyone else was too busy partying to notice this. Lithuania was impregnating Poland again in their bedroom. The party raged on until 8 am, when Germany, Canada, and France woke up. They were still extremely high.
"What... Happened? I feel so.. Weird.." Germany said. France suddenly projectile vomitted.
"Oui, me too... It was that LITHUANIA guy! He gave us.. These drugs..." He cried.
"Guys.. We can't jump to conclusions.. We're too buzzed to talk about this stuff.." Canada said hornily, his maple leaf dildo hanging out of his loose asshole. Everyone agreed silently and fell back asleep, but before that they all looked at each other in confusion, forgetting Canada was there or who he was. Italy, England, and America joined them eventually and slept as well. Poland and Lithuania cleaned up a bit before passing out naked and with cum and pee all over them. Tomorrow would be a lot to discuss...

MEANWHILE.
The ghosts of China, Sealand, Russia, and Japan had recorded this entire party.
"AIYA.. That was SO disturbing!" China complained. Then, Russia began groping his ass.
"No! Mister China, it was beautiful.. Like you." Russia said, and then they left to have private time. Japan and Sealand smiled.
"They seem to be doing well." They both said in unison. Japan was so horny after seeing all that, but he was also sad without America. Sealand was watching Dragon Ball Z so he didn't even see the party at all.

WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?

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Lithuania woke up from his rest with a headache, groaning loudly. He was sleeping next to Poland, who was naked and snoring so loudly that Lithuania wanted to make himself go deaf. There was pee and cum everywhere, causing Lithuania to remember the events of last night. The party, the sex, the drinking, and the drugs he handed out.
"Oh.. I hope everyone had fun." He spoke to himself, accidentally waking Poland up.
"Liet, shut up! I'm like trying to sleep." He cried. Lithuania looked at him and smiled, apologizing.
"I'm sorry my Pole. Let me make it up to you.." Lithuania said suggestively. Suddenly, Poland was awake and liked this idea very much. He got his pony fursuit back on and they went at it again, fucking all morning until Poland had to stop due to his pregnancy contractions and cramps.
"Poland, are you okay?!" Lithuania asked, worried about his lover. Poland nodded in response.
"I'm totally fine.. Let's just go check on the others." He said. Lithuania agreed and helped Poland stand up, going off to find the others.

MEANWHILE
Germany, France, and Canada were already awake. They were extremely hung over and still high from the drugs Lithuania gave them.
"I swear that Lithuania guy tried to kill us!" Canada cried. But of course, he's Canada and he's irrelevant so nobody heard him.
"France.. I think Lithuania is the impostor. Why else would he give us such a high dose of drugs?! He is trying to kill us." Germany said. France thought about this and nodded.
"Lithuania? The brown haired twink? Oh.. Mr Lithuania is so adorable. I wouldn't mind him going to town on my baguette honhonhon! I love when he gets on his dog outfit. It reminds me of my England.. Ohh Mon cher." France was suddenly jerking off, forgetting about the conversation of Lithuania being the impostor. Germany watched in shock while Canada also became horny and began fucking himself with his favorite maple leaf shaped dildo. He also had little maple Leaf shaped nipple claps attached to his nipples, electrifying him. He began furiously fucking himself, moaning loudly.
"I-I love maple!! Ohhh.. I want the spirit of the maple leaf inside of meee.. Daddy!! Daddy Maple!! Impregnate me!! America.. Keep going.." He began moaning all sorts of things while Germany walked out of the room, sighing. He felt like he was the only one who was focused on getting to the bottom of this. But since everything was spiked with Viagra last night, Germany was rocking a hard boner. He was on his way to find Italy when he suddenly ran into Poland, Lithuania, America, and England. They were all arguing about something like who has the strongest vibrator out of all of them.
"Oh hey Germany dude!" America smiled and Pat him on the back with his greasy sausage fingers.
"I have no time to talk. Lithuania, it's over for you. You drugged us last night and tried to kill us." Germany said bluntly. Lithuania's eyes widened in shock.
"I- W-What? I didn't try to kill you guys! I-I asked if you wanted the drugs.. You guys said y-yes!" He panicked. It was true, they did agree to take the drugs, but Lithuania can't count and is uneducated so he accidentally overdosed all of them. They were having symptoms of boners, fast heart beat, nausea, blurry vision, cum leaking out of ass and cock, meowing and howling, etc. The side effects could easily be deadly, but Lithuania didn't know that.
"Liet? Is that true?! That is like not cool!! You're like totally turning into Russiaaaaa!!!" Poland cried, feeling insecure and wondering if his amazing, beautiful, sexy boyfriend was the impostor.
"Well old chap, no need to lie. If you're the impostor, just come clean now! You did us quite a favor getting rid of that wanker Russia. Although I do miss China... He had a nice ass. Really nice actually. So plump! And of course you killed little Sealand.. But mate maybe that wasn't so bad innit! He was annoying.. Japan may have not deserved to die but.. It is what it is. So Lithuania, come clean now you scoundrel. I'll make you some fish and chips as a reward!" England proposed a deal. Lithuania scowled at England and moved away from them all.
"Poland!! D-Don't listen to them.. You know me! Y-You and I are always together, I've never left your side! H-How could I have murdered anyone?! I mean.. I'm inside you almost all the time!" He said nervously. Poland thought about this and considered what he was saying, but he didn't answer. He felt confused and scared. Slowly, he backed away and summoned his favorite pony, riding off into the distance with it.
"Poland wait! It might not be safe out there dude!! At least take some of my bombs and nukes and guns!!" America yelled, but it was too late. Poland had rode the pony somewhere else at the speed of lightning, his ass cheeks clapping as the pony ran up and down. Lithuania began tearing up.
"C-Come on guys!! When have I ever been violent?! I must've given you the wrong dose! I swear.." He sobbed. America, England, and Germany looked at him, unconvinced. Due to the commotion, Italy, France, and Canada also came to the scene.
"Ve~ What's going on?" Italy asked innocently. He was still wearing his Narancia cosplay that was torn up, covered in cum, and burnt from being lit on fire sometime during the night. Honestly, he looked hotter than ever. Germany looked at Italy hornily, trying to hold his alpha pheromones back to seriously discuss the situation.
"Since Germany is too busy having imaginary alpha sex, allow me to explain my little pretty Italian flower. Lithuania drugged us last night and tried to kill us. But I can't stay mad at him.. I mean, just look at his body. Bodyodyodyody!" France began singing, twerking softly.
"SHUT UP FROG FACE!" England said jealously.
"MON CHER. May I remind you who's in charge here? You take the orders.. Not me." France growled, pressing a button that turned on England's electric lightning bolt vibrating butt plug inside of him, causing him to jolt in pain and pleasure.
"Y-Yes daddy." England said quietly, tea leaking out of his cock.
"STICK TO THE TOPIC!" Germany shouted.
"Ve, sorry Germany! So.. Lithuania is is true?! Please tell me it's noooot! I'm so scared right now I could pee my pants!! I wish Japan was still here.. Heeeelp!!" Italy cried, running away.
"It's not true!! Please guys, you have to believe me!"
"I don't know dude, you seem really sus to me. And if it's not you who would it be? I'm the hero after all, so we know it's not me hahaha! And England is wayyy too dumb to pull something like this off!" America said, eating 80 donuts at once while slurping down a caramel iced coffee with extra whipped cream, extra caramel, chocolate chips, and his own cum on top.
"Um guys.. I mean, it could be France maybe! Or Poland.." Canada said, but nobody heard him. Before the conversation could continue, loud screaming was heard.
"KURWA MAC KURWA MAC KURWA MAC!!" Poland wailed loudly from across the hallway. Quickly, everyone ran towards him.
"Poland what's wrong?!" Lithuania cried, before he entered the room and saw.. Poland was about to give birth!!
"OHHHHH ja pierdole!!! IT'S COMING!!" Poland sobbed. Without Japan's medical knowledge, this would be hard. America stepped up however, spreading Poland's legs lovingly.
"BREATHE DUDE! Lithuania grab his hands and hold him!! France, keep his legs spread open! England, get some towels, Germany, guide him through the contractions, and Italy, you just watch and make unnecessary comments!" America commanded everyone. Canada stood there. His own brother forgot him and left him out. Oh well.. He'd just watch and wait until he was needed. England ran to get towels while France spread Poland's legs open.
"Honhonhon, you have some mighty fine legs Mr Poland.. Look at that asshole! So glorious.. I would love to invade you next." France began drooling all over Poland. Lithuania slapped France and glared.
"Pay attention!! And stop flirting with him!! He's mine." Lithuania's eyes turned red and his fangs came out. A wolf emoji popped out above him. It howled loudly and stroked its wolf cock. France remembered this happening before with a purple devil emoji. He shook himself out of his thoughts and smiled. The slap turned him on heavily, but he tried to stay serious. Meanwhile, Germany helped Poland through the pain and contractions.
"BREATHE! COUNT WITH ME! 1....2....3...BREATHE! And push..." Germany said, his commanding voice turning everyone on.
"I'm soo hungry..." Italy cried. England ran back in with towels,bearving them under Poland to soak up any blood and juices that came out. Poland began pushing, holding onto Lithuania so hard that Lithuania began crying in pain.
"You got this Poland!! I love you!!!" He cried. Poland pushed as hard as he could while France spread his legs open unnecessarily wide. America comforted Poland and kept his hands right near his asshole, ready for when the baby would pop out. Poland screamed while he pushed.
"KURWA MAC!" He cried. The baby was slowly coming out, but it was so huge it was tearing his ass apart and he was hemorrhaging.
"ENGLAND GET MORE TOWELS DUDE!" America demanded. England ran over with more towels, soaking up the blood and trying to slow it down.
"POLAND!! My little pony boy.. Please don't give up.." He looked at Poland, who was going pale and cold, barely even crying anymore.
"Kurwa mac Liet.. I'm gonna die here.." He croaked. With one last push, the baby was out. It was the Poland country human. It cried and sobbed. England wiped the blood off the baby, cleaning it before handing it to Poland. Poland wouldn't grab the baby though. He wouldn't move at all.
"Poland?.." Lithuania asked gently. Again, he didn't move or answer.
"POLAND!! DUDE WAKE UP!!" America slapped Poland. Poland still didn't stir or move. Germany moved in, checking his pulse.
"Nein.. This can't be... He's gone.." Germany gasped. France and Italy cried in shock. Canada ran over, looking at the dead boy.
"Eh? That's crazy.. Poor Poland." He said. He was never really close with Poland but he still felt bad. Lithuania stared in disbelief, tears running down his face.
"Poland?... Pole? Polski? Pierogi slut? My little pony boy?" He called out, but he understood. Poland was dead. He burst into tears, having a mental breakdown. He gripped his hair and pulled.
"Please calm down!" Italy cried.
"Nande.. Nande.. Nande mo! This can't be true... Dattebayo.. Gomenesai! Sayonara my little femboy.." Lithuania sobbed. France also began sobbing because he never got to fuck Poland before he died.
"Guys.. I'm sorry to interrupt. But remember, we have to vote out the impostor.. We can't lose any more crew mates." Germany cleared his throat. Everyone nodded in agreement and a meeting was called. Lithuania held Poland country human, cradling it while sobbing.
"So.. I think we're all in agreement then. Lithuania is the impostor. He's sus innit?" England said. The others nodded, even America.
"I'm sorry dude.. But he's right! You're hella sus. We have to vote someone out.. I'm sorry about Poland. I lost Japan.. I know how it feels." America said, tearing up. Lithuania didn't care anymore.
"Go ahead.. Vote me. I have nothing to live for.. Please just take care of Poland country human for me." He said, tears running down his face.
"I'll take custody of him." England decided. France happily agreed, wanting to fuck Poland country human. Everyone nodded, knowing what would happen now.
"Okayyy.. Cast your votes everyone!" Italy said cheerfully. The votes were casted and the result came back: Lithuania was going to be voted off. Before he went however, he gave one final show.
"Hey broski... you need to bring Canada his toilet whip right this instance, he is wailing and yielding for it, his groans are so deep it makes you feel upset for him, imagine how you were in his shoes.. gripping his feet, clenching on the walls with his nails, biting his lip, watching his kidney go down the toilet just for a brick of shit to slowly get away from his asshole.. Him being in a venerable positioned of dying then going to the hospital. Please watch out for him." Lithuania said. Canada's eyes widened in shock. Lithuania remembered him! And he was onto him!
"Um.. Who's Canada?" Germany asked. Before anyone answered, Lithuania was shot off into space.
LITHUANIA WAS NOT THE IMPOSTOR.
Everyone cried in shock, feeling extremely scared and defeated.
"NEIN?! IT WASN'T HIM?! Oh mein gott..." Germany fell to his knees and began eating weiner schnitzel miserably.
"HE WAS INNOCENT! I knew it dudes.." America sighed, rubbing his inflated stomach. England and France were already done with the meeting and were fucking and sucking cock. Canada just stood silently. Luckily nobody acknowledged him. Italy was just eating pasta in his own little world. With this new information of Lithuania not being the impostor, everyone was on edge to the point of extreme paranoia. Soon, everyone would point fingers at each other. With the meeting concluded, everyone began walking off to complete tasks or sleep.

GHOST CHAT
China, Japan, and Russia had watched everything that happened.
"How stupid do these people have to be?! It is clearly the fat American! Who else would be impostor?! All he does is eat and complain! His country is full of lies, guns, terrorism, and obese people! Aiya.." China groaned.
"Calm down Yaochka, maybe it's not him. I mean, it could be England.. He could easily out smart everyone!" Russia said helpfully.
"Hai, it could be England yes.. America would not ever do this. He is too loyal and kind.. And too fat to carry corpses and kill." Japan pointed out. Then, Poland and Lithuania came as well.
"That was totally unfair! I can't believe I died giving birth! That's like, so lame and embarrassing! And our baby is sooo ugly..." Poland sobbed. Lithuania comforted him, holding him.
"Oh Pole.. I missed you so much. Now that your pregnancy is over we can totally have sex all the time without you having contractions!" Lithuania said, cheering Poland up.
"Oh tak, you're right..." Poland bit his lip. He then dragged Lithuania off some where far away, their moans being heard by everyone including Sealand who was playing Hamilton Simulator on Roblox.
"I wanna have sex life like theirs." China joked. Russia didn't take this as a joke though and pinned China against the wall roughly. "Drink some vodka China.. Special vodka.. Get on your knees." He grabbed China by the pony tail and threw him down onto his knees to suck his cock as they role played Vladimir Putin x Xi Jinping except they were both dressed as a polar bear and a panda bear. Japan watched, thinking about America hornily. "I wish America was here to feed me rice and fuck me in my Goku cosplay.. " he said sadly. He thought about all the times him and America had sex while watching anime or during their world meetings. It was too many times to count. He looked over at his brother China getting dicked down and smiled happily. This night would be interesting for the ghosts..

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Germany and Italy held each other tight, walking through the huge space ship. They both had a new task to complete in MedBay. The task seemed simple enough; Scan your stomach to show if you're pregnant or not. Italy's had issues with being infertile in the past, so he doubted he was pregnant with Germany's baby. They held hands and walked together into the room.
"Alright Italy.. Stand on the scanner and I'll get the ultrasound machine," Germany said. Italy happily skipped over to the machine.
"Germanyyyy, you don't think I'm pregnant right?" Italy asked.
"Nein. Your stomach is simply bloated from all the carbs and cum you ingest daily.." Germany pointed out helpfully. Italy smiled and nodded, doing an Irish jig while waiting for Germany to finish setting up the ultrasound machine.
"Ve~ This is kinda fun! I wanna dance!" Italy cheered, now beginning to shake his ass a bit.
"ITALY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! This is a serious task.. If we don't complete it the others will think we're the impostors. Get it together!!" Germany scolded Italy, throwing a shoe at him and a sausage to convey his anger. Italy frowned.
"Okayy.. Sorry Germany." He said, looking down at the ground. Germany then hooked the ultrasound machine up to Italy.
"Alright.. Lift up your shirt for me so I can scan your stomach." Italy obeyed and lifted his shirt up, revealing a fat roll that was developing from all his eating. Germany got a bit horny from seeing this but continued. He began pressing the scanner to Italy's stomach.
"Germanyyy, do you see anything?! Am I pregnant?" Italy asked, giggling.
"Nein. You're not.. But you will be soon if you keep shaking your ass like an Italian Pizzeria whore. It makes me want to fertilize your tight, garlicky hole with my weiner schnitzel, Italy." Germany had a boner now and finished scanning Italy's stomach.
"Ve.. We can try to make one you know! I'd love for you to blow pasta sauce inside me!" Italy said happily. Germany smirked and took this as an opportunity, reaching his hands down to undress Italy. Suddenly, he sees a tampon string and a bit of blood on Italy's underwear.
"WHAT?! ITALY YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD?! Why did I even invite you to come with me. Ugh.." Germany sighed.
"What's wrong Germanyyy? You aren't going to let a little blood bother you, are you? Cmonnn Germany!" Italy begged, giving Germany puppy dog eyes. Germany gagged and threw a few tampons at Italy. "Plug it up Italy! That's it.. I'm turning straight." Germany grumbled as he went to walk away, when suddenly the door shut on them both and America walked in.
"Oh hey dudes! Funny meeting you guys here! Oh Italy you're on your period? You're like a little ketchup packet hahahaha!" America laughed loudly, but Germany and Italy only looked away.
"Yes, he is on his period. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to go now.. Nice talking to you." Germany said. Before they could walk any further, America stopped them.
"No dudes.. You aren't going anywhere! Can I tell you guys a story?" America smiled, his eyes opening wide and his smile twisted.
"Ve~ I love stories! Germany can we please listen?!" Italy asked excitedly. Germany looked at America suspiciously, his heart racing. He then nodded slowly.
"Cool! So things were getting totally boring around here after Lithuania and Poland died. I mean they were the life of the party yknow? And after my Japanese cat boy died, I just kinda lost my sparkle. But I've found it again guys! I mean I am America after all. I always come out on top! So now that I'm me again.. I have a surprise!" America shouted this all loudly, his voice making Germany's ears bleed while Italy put his hands over his ears. America pulled out a machine of some sort showing it to Germany and Italy.
"What is this thing America?" Germany asked, eyeing the machine with caution. Italy bounced around happily.
"Basically, this is my inflation machine! Japan made it for me awhile back but ever since he died I never used it. It reminded me of his bussy too much and I got sad," He sighed, recalling these memories of his beloved Japan.
"But I'm feeling motivated now! This machine is a tube that hooks up inside your ass and I, the hero, will pump it and pump it and pump it until you're huge and bloated! Sounds fun right?" America asked. Germany stared in shock, terrified of what America was going to do with this machine. Meanwhile, Italy became silent, but stayed curious.
"Oh.. That's great America but.. Can we leave now?" Germany questioned, feeling panicked for a moment.
"No dudes! You're my first experiments! I need to make sure this machine works. If you misbehave, I'll have to use THESE on you." He points to his massive 3 foot long fish shaped dildo that has spikes attached to it. Next to it lies a whip, chains, collars, and a real gun that's shaped like a vibrator to trick others into thinking it's a sex toy.
"Oh god.. America. Please don't tell me you have anything to do with these killings." Germany said, feeling sick.
"The killings? Oh nah that's not me doing that. There's someone else behind that. Personally I was going to kill Poland but that Poland country human birth killed him first! So unfair.. Like what the hell?" America sighed. He began hooking up the inflation machine to the wall, fumbling with it because his hands were greasy, fat, and sweaty. Germany took this as an opportunity to try to run, but he suddenly slipped on cum, fell over hard, and hit his head. He was knocked out cold. Italy looked around confused, then began staring at America in horror.
"Oh sorry dudes! I got horny haha! I was thinking about Japan freedom and Japan's sexy fat ass. Dattebayo! Arigato Japan!" He apologized, putting his cock away and getting back to fixing the machine. Once it was properly hooked up, America turned to Italy and took out his favorite fuzzy handcuffs.
"America.. What are those?" Italy asked worriedly, sitting on top of Germany's passed out body. America approached Italy, holding the cuffs out. Before he could do anything else, Italy tried to run, but ended up falling over Germany's body and got knocked out as well.
"Perfect! Looks like my plan is working after all. Heh.." America pulled the machine over to Italy first, pulling Italy's dirty and shit stained Narancia cosplay off of him. He then shoved the tube up Italy's ass.
"Nein.. What the hell is this?" Germany asked, waking up from his slumber.
"Oh hey Germany! Wanna watch the show? Italy's gonna blow up like a balloon hahaha!" America laughed, his fat belly jiggling with each laugh.
"ITALY?! Oh mein gott.." Germany cried, although he had a boner from Italy's shit smelling ass being exposed. Since Italy was on top of Germany, he was unable to move away or run. To be safe, America laughed maniacally, handcuffing Germany easily.
"Alright dudes! Let's start heh." America turned the inflation machine on, slowly beginning to pump it and watch the air bloat Italy's stomach. Germany watched in shock and arousal, his boner popping up and dancing around. This was a new kink they'd absolutely have to try in the ghost chat. America pumped and pumped, turning the small Italian boy into a balloon shaped fat mass of lard. For extra effect, he began shoving his secret stash of food down Italy's throat. Suddenly, Italy woke up and screamed, his eyes turning red like an alpha wolf. He grabbed the pizza out of America's hands and shoved it into America's mouth instead, choking him with his own food.
"Eat it America! I know you like carbs! Hehe." Italy giggled, his inflated stomach hurting horribly. He was on the verge of dying from a calorie overdose. America suffocated on the pizza, almost dying from lack of oxygen when suddenly he used his secret super epic attack.
"PINK KAMEHAMEHA!" A beam of light shot down, disintegrating the fatass Italy.
"ITALYYYYY!!!!" Germany sobbed. Even his boner began crying now.
"Don't worry dude. You're next." America growled, stripping Germany of his clothes and whipping out his fish dildo. He shoved it inside Germany angrily.
"Who's your daddy? Daddy America. Land of the free! Oh wait what's that song again? My country tis of these.. Sweet land of liberty! For thee I sing. God I'm getting horny.." He sighed, his boner also popping up now. His cock was so huge it broke through his pants, revealing itself. His cock had.. Fat rolls. How was that even possible? Germany cried in defeat. Without his little Italian boy here, he had no reason to win anymore. He didn't care about what happens to England or France or that other blonde guy that was honestly kinda seductive and hot.
"Alright.. Inflate me America." Germany moaned. America took the fish dildo out of Germany, replacing it with the inflation tube. Slowly, air began filling inside Germany. To make it quicker, America force fed Germany cupcakes, burgers, hotdogs, tacos, ice cream, curry, fish, cookies, and triple extra large pizza. Germany began crying in pain and pleasure, enjoying being inflated like a huge balloon. It was so arousing, he came in his pants before literally exploding, his body bursting open. Instead of blood or guts flying out, it was just cum and bratwurst.
"Awww.. That was a let down! Oh well. God I could honestly fuck a horse right now! I need to find Canada. His ass felt so good before." America walked out of MedBay now, eating 80 donuts and chicken sandwiches.

LATER
England was navigating his way through the space ship, trying to complete his task of throwing away all the condoms and cumrags from the others. He wished this would all end soon. He didn't know who the impostor was and it was driving him mad. He looked up at flying mint bunny and sighed.
"Oh flying mint bunny.. I do hope we make it out of here! Hmm.." He began talking to himself. He walked into MedBay to pick up the rest of the crewmate's condoms when suddenly he saw.. Italy and Germany. Dead, with donuts on their cocks, covered in cum, piss, milk, and mustard. England began sobbing, calling for an emergency meeting immediately. Just as he was about to call for a meeting, the power went out and everything fell silent.
"Blimey! Bloody hell.." He sniffled, fondling his own ass cheeks for comfort. He sat and rocked back and fourth like a man man, crying for his mummy and Queen Elizabeth. France walked in, hitting his head and falling directly onto England's ass.
"FRANCE?! What the hell?! How did you even get here?!" England cursed angrily.
"Mon Cher, daddy has night vision remember? Now shhhh.. Let me take care of you.." France moaned hornily. They both forgot about the dead bodies next to them and began getting down to business when suddenly the lights came back on.
"Oh great.. Now I have to look at your face." England groaned. France choked England sexually and slapped his eyebrows off.
"Ohohoh~ Playing games with me?" France asked seductively. Their sexual encounter was interrupted when Canada walked in with America, who were both still actively fucking each other as they waved to England and France.
"Ah! Hi guys.. Oh god.. Mmm.." Canada moaned loudly.
"Hey dudes!" America greeted them, smacking Canada's ass.
"Is that Italy and Germany?! Ohhhh god.. Right there Joe Biden!! I mean America heh. Sorry.. Oh cover me in maple.. Ohhh that's my maple leaf right there!" Canada cried our, releasing all his cum onto everyone, including Italy and Germany's corpse.
"Ah... God you're so tight. Jesus bro! Loosen up." America complained.
"GUYS!!!! ITALY AND GERMANY ARE DEAD! We can't just sit here and suck each other off all day! Someone here is a fucking bloody impostor! Oh~ What the..?" England suddenly moaned. France smirked, turning England's electric butt plug up to level 90.
"We'll have a meeting later dudes. Let's just rest for now! Hahaha!" America cheered, picking Canada up by the cock and running away with him. France and England sighed and obeyed, deciding to relax for now.

GHOST CHAT
"Oh come on! Inflation? You guys died from being inflated! That's just crazy.. Wow." Lithuania said, shocked by what happened. He turned to Germany and Italy and smiled sympathetically.
"Yes.. We did. Don't speak of it again." Germany groaned. Japan then entered the room, hugging Italy and Germany for once.
"Hello my friends. I missed you.. Hai." Japan blushed. Italy and Germany comforted Japan hornily.
"Japan.. You know. We never did have a threesome with you. Why not start now?" Germany asked. Japan's eyes lit up happily.
"NYA! Yes please.. It's all I've ever wanted. After seeing America kill you guys.. I got so.. Turned on. Can't hold back now. Let's go.." He said, taking Italy and Germany to another room.
"Aiya.. Young people. Always so wild and crazy! I told you that fat American was an impostor!! You guys never respect your elders aru."
"I respect you China.. I respect you so much! Let me show you." Russia smiled, pulling out his very own inflation machine.
"Russia what the hell is that thing?! Oh no. You wanna inflate me now? Aiya... Why did I agree to being with you? Russian communism is just so addictive aiya.. Alright. Let's do it Russia.. I'm ready." China said hornily. Poland and Lithuania watched them all, comforting Sealand through all the events. Kumajirou and Panda started 69ing each other far away from everyone else.
"Well. I think the wine drinker is going to die next." Lithuania said.
"Nah.. Definitely like, the ugly Brit!" Poland argued.
"Hey... Let's make a bet. If I'm right and France dies first, you have to wear my favorite Satoru Gojo cosplay for a week and be my personal husbando. But if you win and England dies first, I'll have to dress as your Pony, but the elderly version, and fuck you all week non stop and impregnate you again.. Sound good?" Lithuania asked. Poland nodded happily.
"Yes! That's like, perfect. I love you Liet." He said dreamily, hugging his beloved tightly.
What's going to happen now?

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England woke up late at night, his stomach growling in agony. He hadn't eaten anything aside from France's cum in days. He was incredibly craving some scones and tea at the moment. The simple thought made his boner pop up and smirk evily. He began moaning softly and twerking, waking up France who was laying next to him naked and covered in all sorts of juices and the Poland country human that he was taking care of in honor of Poland.
"Mon Cher.. What's all that movement?~" France bit his lip suggestively, accidentally crushing Poland country human as he turned around to look at England.
"Mind your bloody business frog face! I'll have you know I was fiending for some scones.. Now leave me alone. Stupid twat!" England scowled. France suddenly levitated out of bed, his body majesticly floating into the air as light beams surrounded him.
"Oi oi oi~ How many times must I teach you this lesson?" France summoned a rose toy and began turning it onto the highest level, making England scream in joy as he twitched and whined.
"W-WAIT! Stop this.. I want some scones for Lizzie's sake!" He cried out. France turned off the rose toy and rolled his eyes.
"Fine then cheri.. Shall we eat? Nobody should be awake at these hours after all.." He suggested. England agreed with this idea, getting his dog collar on and letting the naked Frenchman walk him out into the ship's kitchen area. Secretly, France brought the rose toy and his favorite rose whip along for the ride. They reached the kitchen and England got to work, using his black magic to prepare his hazardous scones. His eyes rolled to the back of his head, arousal overtaking him at the smell of his beloved food. He suddenly got on all fours and shoved his ass in the air as he used his spells and summonded the scones to penetrate his asshole. France watched in delight, whipping out his Eiffel tower vibrator and using it on his own cock to enjoy the moment. Feeling bratty, England summonded a scones to fly into France's unwashed asshole, poking into his prostate.
"OUI! WHAT WAS THAT!?" France cried out, falling to his knees and his asshole was stretched by England's radioactive scones.
"It's my specialty you ugly toad.. Bet you didn't expect that one did you?" He laughed, feeling cocky and confident now that he knocked France down. But while he was laughing, France whipped out his rose whip and whipped England's balls and gave him 20 lashes. The Englishman screamed, shoving a scone down his throat to muffle his own sounds. He angrily summonded more scones, forcing them to pile into France's cheesy hole.
"MON CHER~ IT'S TOO HOT TO HANDLE! MY ASSHOLE IS BURNING HOT... TAKE IT OUT!" He gasped in pain, his asshole piping out and red. England giggled and wiggled his ass dominantly.
"FLYING MINT BUNNY! Make sure that frog keeps my scones in his ass." He commanded. Flying mint bunny flew out immediately, his mini bondage ropes keeping his legs spread apart as he flew around and pushed into France's hole. France groaned in agony, his colon beginning to feel the consequences of their little debacle. His stomach began rumbling loudly, his pancreas and kidneys warning him of the massive shit he needed to take.
"Arthur... Please... I need it out now!" He cried, tears of wine falling out of his eyes. England immediately perked up. France rarely ever called him by his name.. He must be serious this time.
"Oh... Alright then. KING EGGLESTON I SUMMON THEE~ USING THE POWER OF GREAT BRITAIN I COMMAND YOU TO REMOVE THE BINDS OF MAGIC FROM THIS ROOM IMMEDIATELY!" England boomed. But.. Nothing happened. Suddenly, the lights went out.
"England?! Mon CHER?! WHAT'S GOING ON?" He sobbed in pain and pleasure as flying mint bunny continued to push more scones into his ass. England raised a brow.
"Errr.. I'm not quite sure.. I can't put my finger on it but... Something is fishy... I- AHH~" England suddenly moaned. He felt the presence of someone behind him, their sticky hands groping his nipples. Something was moving towards his ass at full speed.
"Hey there.." The voice spoke softly. England began thrashing but it was no use. France's rose toy had England paralyzed and he could barely fight back. He felt metal clamps moving towards his nipples and a maple leaf dildo circling his anus. Fear and arousal spiked inside of him. He just wanted France to save him. That stupid bloody frog..
"Take my maple like a good boy Iggy~ Yeahh..OHH-" Suddenly the man was pulled away and the lights came back on, revealing a very obese and sweaty America in the room along with Canada who he had up against the wall, thrusting into him roughly and pulling his weave tightly.
"Hey dudes! I was feeling super hungry and I wanted some pizza but I saw the lights went off so I fixed it. And then I saw this breedable little bitch in here with you guys. Hope you don't mind!" He grinned, slapping Canada's ass and giving him a lumbar puncture. England calmed down immediately, feeling safer in the presence of America.
"France is awfully quiet.." England thought out loud. He looked over at the Frenchie and his eyes widened. He began sobbing and gripping his hair, screaming at the top of his lungs. France had more than 39 scones up his delicate anus, causing a prolapse. His cock had scone juice coming out of it, leaking a puddle into the floor. France was face down ass up, legs spread incredibly wide open with pieces of fried chicken all over him. In his mouth was a long horse cock that was cut off of a real horse and put into a glass jar, but whoever had the jar broke it open and stole the cock out of it. He was covered in cheesy cum and instead of being naked, he had a full and stenchy diaper on. England crawled over to his owner, sobbing in absolute misery. He promised England they'd escape together, they'd make it out together. No matter how much he hated the frog, he really loved him and his fat cock. He just had a brat kink. America carried Canada while thrusting into him, looking at the crime scene.
"Woah dude! How the hell did that happen?! England.. You were the only one in here with him bro! That's so sus!!!" America cried, attaching his favorite feather tickler onto Canada's hairy ball sack.
"Oh how rich of you to accuse me you slimey little toad! You know what. FUCK YOU!" He spit, his British teeth flying out of his mouth and his eyebrows clapping angrily in America's face. Flying mint bunny began sucking America's cock furiously, conveying his utter anger about the situation. Crawling away weakly, England dragged France's corpse along with him and made his way back into their room. How would he ever make it through without France? One of those bloody twits is the impostor!! He locked his door tightly, summoning Boris Johnson's fatass to rest against the door and keep it shut until tomorrow. Two against one was never good.. It was nearly hopeless. Suddenly, Poland country human ascended into the air and spoke heavenly.
"England... Don't worry. Half of will be bomb to glass in a bit." He pointed out, his words flowing smoothly like a sweet angel sent from God. England smiled softly, riding France's dead cock in happiness.
"Yes.. You're right." He cried tears of joy, bouncing up and down joyfully and sucking the rose toy attached to his own cock. England had a newfound hope now. He wouldn't be defeated so easily. He'd get out and escape, avenge all of his friends. He'd do it for France.

GHOST CHAT
China stared in shock, unable to even grasp the idea of what just happened.
"So... The fatass American swooped in when the lights went out?" He asked, bewildered.
"No, it was like, that other blonde twink." Poland said.
"You?" China asked, confused. Poland cried, taking offense to this. Lithuania comforted him softly, patting his back.
"Poland, don't cry.. You're my favorite twink.. That's why I got you pregnant so many times and bought you that Armin cosplay! Remember?" Lithuania smiled. Poland remembered this memory fondly, leaning into Lithuania happily. They then ran off happily, skipping away into a ray of sunshine and rainbows. China stood there, mouth gaping open as he calculated everything. He was flabbergasted at the events still.
"China, close your mouth before I close it for you da~" Russia said, choking China with his scarf sexually. China sprung a boner immediately and couldn't even hide it at this point. He was succumbing to Russia's ways. Japan, Italy, and Germany sighed happily, watching everyone go to town and fuck each other. They greeted France together and Italy wrapped his arms around him tightly.
"BIG BROTHER FRANCE! WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!" He cheered. France smirked, his pasta butt plug that he made specifically for Italy vibrating loudly.
"Oui~ Big brother is here now everyone.. Now if you'll excuse me, I must release sexual tension~ I miss my Mon cher sooo much. Good thing I have these tapes of him at all times!" He smirked, pulling out footage of England shitting on the toilet. Everyone watched fondly, happy to be reunited and cheering for England to escape.

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Canada was cradling America happily, feeling content with how well the game has gone so far. He had absolutely no clue that America was in on these killings, but he appreciated his brother's willingness to dominate others and inflate them back into their submissive role. He hugged America's obese ass tightly, sighing while thinking about the possibilities. How would they kill England? He was pretty smart after all, and without France there to fuck him and distract him 24/7 he knew England would be on alert and paranoid as usual. That sexy little twink would be nearly impossible to dispose of.. Canada bit his lip, his chest tightening as he began to panic. What if England could out smart him? What if he used his Big Ben whip on them all? Suddenly, America woke up, his cock hardening angrily.
"Hey dude, what's wrong? I feel the sound waves from your ass beating down onto my cock sadly. You feel totally feeling depressed! Is something wrong?" He asked. Canada nodded.
"I just.. I don't know.. How will we get rid of England?" Canada wondered, his polar bear butt plug rising up in fear as well and vibrating depressedly. America began eating Canada's ass, thinking deeply about what his brother said.
"Well dude, I have a few ideas.." He smirked, slithering his ham burger tongue piercing into Canada's poutine flavored prostate. Canada groaned, gripping the sheets as his toes spread open wide.
"So like.. Here me out. You bring the moose dildo, I'll bring the gun vibrator and we'll trick him into thinking it's just a regular vibrator right? But it's actually a gun! He'll stand no chance against alphas like us dude. And also we can break out my newest invention, my very own deep frying bondage machine!" America grinned cockily, his tongue falling off from how hard he was licking his brother's asshole. Canada became cumming ropes of licorice, exploding 💥 all over the bed and America. He felt reassured by America's suggestion.
"Okay~ Perfect.. I'll bring the polar bear ass clappers too!" Canada exclaimed, feeling more motivated to kill off the Brit. England would never last now.. It was only a matter of time before they acted out against him..

MEANWHILE
England was fondling his ballsack, pondering deeply about the events that had unfolded. He lost his lover and he had a deep hole, both in his heart and in his ass. He was slowly losing his sanity within his Frenchie by his side, despite how many times they argued and nearly killed each other. He sighed, stroking France's corpse lovingly as he planted turkey eggs on his stomach. He was almost willing to just give up and die at this point, but he remembered all of his friends that had passed away. They needed to be avenged, he needed to colonize- fight for them. He needed to avenge France. His heart ached miserably and hornily. To cope with the sadness, he began turning on his Spotify playlist and twerking his flat ass the way Poland taught him. The song "WAP Metal Remix" came on, and England began feeling inspired and stronger. Even flying mint bunny began farting and laying eggs in delight. England couldn't let himself die.. Not this far into the game. He would come out on top. He always did. They'll see.. As he was dancing and having a twerk fest with flying mint bunny, he felt the presence of two overweight and smelly men enter the room. England immediately froze, his ass clenching in the process.
"Who goes there..?" England asked wearily. There was no answer. He turned around slowly and saw nobody.. Strange. He could've sworn he heard someone enter. He began breathing heavily, the scones inside his asshole from earlier slipping out slowly in anticipation. England started sweating lightly from his pores. He knew he wasn't alone anymore.. But where were those wankers?! Suddenly, the lights went out. Oh how typical.. England rolled his eyes. They couldn't have been more creative? He giggled cockily to himself when suddenly he felt his hands being tied behind his back with mozzarella cheese. He thrashed around, trying his best to escape but it was useless. He kicked his legs, but alas, his legs were tied together using a pizza bite rope.
"YOU BLOODY WANKER! RELEASE ME THIS INSTANT!" England cried, his dentures flying out. Then, the lights came on.
"Dude why'd you turn the lights on?!" America cried, falling to his knees and having sex with a dog.
"I couldn't see anything.. Sorry. I lost my glasses last night when we were.... You know." Canada blushed, kicking his foot like a school girl that had a crush. America smirked.
"Alright then. I get it dude.. Heh. Come on, let's go to town on this Brit. EXTERMINATE~" America moaned. Canada dragged out his moose dildo, tap dancing in delight as he felt utter joy. He couldn't wait to fuck England with his favorite moose shaped dildo. England flopped like a fish, screaming obscenities at the both of them angrily. America slapped his ass to shut him up.
"Dude, keep making noise and I'll bring out the deep frying machine." America threatened, devil horns popping up on his head as he let out a smelly fart to convey his dominance. England whimpered in fear. Canada then began to strip England butt naked. This was a fantasy he had always wanted to engage in but England had never even noticed him until now. Well, he'd make sure that stupid Brit never forgot him. He brought out his large and in charge moose dildo and shoved it into England's loose hole angrily.
"Oi oi~ Who's your daddy?~" Canada called out sexily. England shook his ass in the air, the pain of being impaled by a moose was overwhelming but honestly and huge turn on.. Why hasn't he tried this before? America watched as his brother went ham on England and brought out his latest weapon while England was defenseless and getting fucked. He put the dildo gun against England's head, drooling all over him.
"What if I just vibrated through your skull right now dude?! Heh.." America grinned. England cried, shaking his head angrily as the two tag teamed him and tormented him. He felt so defeated.. But then, he remembered his true powder. The power of magic. With the moose inside his anus thrusting full force, England mustered up his last bit of strength to cast a strong spell... One that neither of the other men could ever defeat.
"Oh Sealand, hear my pleas.. I command you to SUMMON A SKIBIDI!~" England boomed. America and Canada gulped, looking at each other in fear.
"Uh oh... He's right behind me isn't he..?" Canada gulped. The lights began flashing and glasses began breaking as a huge swarm of Skibidi toilets broke into the room, squashing Canada immediately and sitting on his face. Canada moaned in pleasure as the skibidi toilets crushed him nearly to death. America was about to run away when suddenly he slipped on England's scone that fell out of his ass earlier. The skibidi toilet picked America up hornily.
"Oh hello there America.. Skibidi skibidi fortnite~ Suck this fucking cock you burger slut." The skibidi spoke dominantly. America obeyed. Who was he to disagree with an alpha like this skibidi? Flying mint bunny broke England free from his ropes and assisted him as he got up, fleeing the room as quickly as possible. It was hopeless though. He had nowhere to go. No matter how much time he bought, he would be stuck with the two of them until he died or until they died. He decided riding France's cock would really help in this moment. He bounced thoughtfully for about 20 minutes, spewing ropes of tea out of his cock and ass. Sadly, America and Canada walked into the room yet again, but this time they had the skibidi toilets on leashes and were commanding them.
"Hey there Iggy~ Look what we did! We taught them how to ϴᏴᎬᎽ... " America gasped evily, approaching England with his deep frying bondage machine. Canada was making love with his favorite skibidi toilet.
"America.. What the hell is that thing?! Get away from me this instant!" He cried, France's cock still in his ass. America wasn't budging though. It was too late to go back now. America threw a bomb at England, knocking him out temporarily. He then began hooking up England to his deep frying bondage machine. The way this machine works is the person will get tied up and America will press a button, choosing to deep fry any body part on that person. He smirked, proud of his newest invention. He finished hooking England up to the machine, feeling genius.
"Canada bro, come help me!" He yelled. Canada approached slowly, whipping a skibidi toilet as they fucked each other.
"Okay.. I'm ready! Let's get him boys." Canada snapped his fingers. England slowly woke up, his arms and legs stretched painfully by America's latest invention.
"Ughh.. What the..." He cried out. America didn't waste any time, immediately clicking a button and deep frying England's cock first.
"YOUCH! BULLOCKS THAT HURT!" England screamed, his eyes bulging.
"Good.." Canada said softly, riding a polar bear. He pressed a button next, deep frying England's nipples.
"MY NIPPLES! BAZINGA! STOP THIS MADNESS!" England begged for mercy. But it was no use. The two brothers weren't stopping until he was deep fried to death.. America pressed the next button, deep frying England's prostate and his left kidney.
"Heh, bet ya like that one." America said smugly. Then, Canada smacked America across the face and began sucking his cock furiously, turned on by how hard his brother was deep frying England. While the two of them were distracted, England was losing blood flow and consciousness. He wasn't gonna make it much longer.. His deep fried prostate was aching. He was on the brink of death. He couldn't believe it. He failed at saving everyone, he failed at escaping with France, he failed at avenging his friends. All because of America's stupid deep frying bondage machine. He accepted his defeat, his head hanging low as his heart rate slowed. His vision blacked out slowly but then, he saw a figure sneak into the room. What the hell was that..? England could barely see anymore. America was about to deep fry England's heart when suddenly, Poland country human flew into the room with his angel wings and Bible dildo. America was then impaled by a horse cock sword through the small intestine. He then received 20 lashes against his ass from the world's strongest pierogi whip. America fell to his knees, bleeding out immediately as his intestine burst open and his shit filled the room. Canada's eyes widened in shock..
"AMERICA?! AMERICA!!!! NO NO NO!!! NANDE. THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! PLEASE! I-" Canada's speech was cut off as his weave was snatched, his scalp coming off in the process. He bled onto the floor, his ass in the air as Poland country human shoved a sharp lollipop through his anus, ripping through it completely. The impostors died then and there, leaving England there half dead himself.
"P-Poland country human? What the...? You saved my life mate... How could I ever thank you?" England cried, his heart swelling with joy. He couldn't believe he was saved.. Especially by this little bugger. He won, he really won! The impostors were gone and he was safe.
"Alright now.. Can you let me down from my confinement?" England asked. Poland country human only smirked, twisting his ass and using Canada's ass claps. His ass claps deafened England completely. As England was defenseless, Poland country human pulled a butterfly electric iron whip out of his ass and strangled England with one quick squeeze, watching the life fly out of his eyes. What a loser.. Thinking he would win. Poland always came out on top! England's body went limp, and his soul ascended to the ghost chat Britishly. Poland country human took his whip back and shit in his diaper, feeling satisfied with the events that had unfolded. He began to walk away, waiting for the game to end now that he had one. But he felt something touch him from behind.. It was flying mint bunny! Flying mint bunny sat on Poland country humans face, suffocating him with his fat bunny ass. He let out the wettest farts, accidentally letting some shit flop onto Poland country humans face. The boy tried to fight back, but flying mint bunny was far too powerful for any force in the galaxy. Shit began filling Poland country humans nose and mouth, choking him and he moaned and came blood. He suffocated and died from asphyxiation slowly.. As he should. Flying mint bunny smirked.
"Guess I am a people's pleaser afterall." Flying mint bunny spoke. Suddenly, a message popped up.
CREWMATES HAVE WON.

GHOST CHAT
Now that everyone had passed away, the ghost chat was popping and cracking. America and Canada walked into the chat, riding each other and rizzing up the skibidi toilets that died along with them.
"Hey dudes! Sooo what'd you think?" America asked. Germany and Italy were the first to step up. Germany slapped America, pushing him to the ground as the floor cracked open and began spewing lava.
"YOU FAT AMERICAN. YOU INFLATED US TO DEATH. You will pay." Germany screamed. Italy agreed, revealing his pasta and meatball shaped nipple clamps.
"Ve~ Guess it's time for pay back!" Italy grinned. Meanwhile, Lithuania and Poland were having sex and playing Fortnite. They couldn't even be bothered to care about any of this. They'd handle it later.. England came in last, a smug smirk on his face.
"So, I guess we won afterall.. Thanks to me of course." He said. Sealand hugged England tightly.
"Hey! Did you see the skibidis I summoned for you? It was so cool right? Are you proud?!" He asked. For once, England agreed and praised Sealand. France then walked in naked and using a baguette as a flesh light.
"OH MON CHER~~ I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! WE WON! YOUR STRENGTH HAS BROUGHT US TO VICTORY! WE MUST CELEBRATE." He moaned loudly, rose toys and cheese wheels swarming him hornily. England didn't want to argue for once and obeyed, stripping naked and singing Bohemian Rhapsody beautifully as they ran into a spare room to have alone time. Meanwhile, Japan, China, and Russia were standing with each other.
"Well.. I'm glad that's over aru. Now we can go back to normal. Aiya.. What a mess this was!" China groaned. Russia drank vodka Russianly, nodding in agreement.
"Da... I can make you messy too China." He whispered darkly, showing his very own new invention called the inflation dumpling making communism Xanax machine 5000. China blushed, feeling shy suddenly.
"Russia... Not here! Not in front of everyone.." He whined. But he was cut off by Russia carrying him away. Japan was then left alone, finally walking over to America to reunite with him. He wore his Goku cosplay for this special event.
"America-San..." He whispered. Americas ears twitched, his cock springing into action.
"JAPAN!!!! Oh god let's fuck now you little sushi slut. It's about time you get pregnant." America slapped his ass through the Goku cosplay. All of the couples began fucking happily. Everyone was so glad to be reunited. This entire experience was one full of hardship, pain, depression, friendship, love, joy, and much more.. But together, they got through it. Together.