Archive of Our Own ^beta

Chapter Text

ACTV - the main television station available in the many towns of Animal Crossing, had recently made a big creative decision. An "After Dark" broadcast. Where usually, TVs would only show a test screen and static during late hours, there was now to be an adults-only broadcast that would contain material intended for more mature audiences.
There was just the question of what kinds of shows would be used for this... And that's how a project called "Sex House" was started. A reality TV series focusing on a single house populated with various Villagers, all there just to get dirty. The idea was great, but the execution was... questionable. It was less than a week before the scheduled start of the show. The house, decorations, music, intro, and almost everything else had been prepared, when the producers realized they forgot the most important part... They actually needed people to live in the house! 
Invitations and advertisements quickly got rushed out to any and all Villagers that would take them, panic arising that the show might have to be cancelled due to such a silly planning mistake. When there were no replies from most of the big, well known celebrities that were supposed to drive up viewer numbers, the producers got desperate. They would take anyone; they didn't really have a choice. And so they sent out letters of invites to anyone they could. Any regular everyday Joe would do, and even extremely small celebrities were already a luxury.
Replies were few and far between, and some shady tactics had to be used, not even fully informing some of the supposed contestants on what exactly they were getting themselves into. Still, the lineup was eventually ready, and a hasty bells and whistles interview session had been set up.
The interview session was pretty much just a charade to seem like the contestants were chosen in a deliberate and educated fashion, going through them one by one to pick the best ones, rather than just sending out desperate invitation in hopes of filling all the slots. Anyone would be accepted, the interviews more so intended as trailer footage, as the producers did not have the luxury of really getting to choose not to accept someone, no matter how badly the interviews went.

Lights and cameras filled the interview room. A single couch for the "contestant" to sit on, surrounded by lights and cameras, and no person in the room itself - just the recording equipment, as well as a few speakers, a microphone on a table, as well as a soundproof window close to the ceiling that the outlines of what was probably the two interviewers could be seen behind. Isabelle was the first to enter from the small queue outside, carefully looking around and taking a deep breath before continuing.
She was the shy, pretty well liked secretary of the nearby village. Supposedly invited here because of her cute, held back attitude, the producers believed she would make a good fit for this, as all good reality TV shows need someone too innocent for their own good, and too flustered to say no. Her being pretty well known by a few local people at least made her better than some random villagers, which could not be said about some of the other candidates.
 
"A-ah, is this where we start...? Gosh, this feels so exciting! Are we really gonna have... um, you know what, here? I hope we can start off slow with some cuddling...", the nervous yellow pup asked as she walked in and sat on the interview couch, preparing to be given her questions that would tell the audience all about who she was and how she'd perform on the show, unaware of just how focused on sex it was supposed to be.

A seductive, female voice answered from the speakers, "Yes indeed, this is your interview, and if you pass, you are going to get the chance to get really filthy with all the other contestants in the Sex House.", the voice explained. In reality, it was of course already decided. But being this type of TV show, they really didn't have much of a problem with lying. "Now, tell us a bit about yourself... First off, what genders are you attracted to?", The dominatrix-style voice asked Isabelle.

"Well, I-I don't have a preference for gender, honestly, it's never really mattered for me more than personality. I think I prefer people who sort of take charge. I like knowing exactly what someone would like me to do, l-like the mayor does when he explains the projects I should work on... Of course, I don't enjoy when someone is mean or barking orders at me... But I think I'm not really confident enough to call them out if that does end up happening... I guess I just have to hope that people notice if I'm uncomfortable.", she explained, hoping that her saying that might encourage the people in charge to make sure she was alright, since they now knew just how hard it was for her to say no.

The interviewer giggled. The innocent puppy didn't really understand how this kind of show worked. Instead of protecting her, the producers would use and abuse anything they knew about her to get more people watching, and that was sure to include her inability to really say no. The interview continued, "Oooh, I see~ An obedient pup then, as expected from a secretary, huh? Well on to the next questions... First, are you a top or a bottom? And need I even ask... Are you a virgin?"

"Uh, yes, I am a virgin, I guess it's pretty obvious. In fact, I haven't even kissed anyone before...", she stated, slightly surprised by the immediate lewdness of the comments and questions. While she understood the one about her sexuality, she was pretty taken aback by the more direct and private things, though didn't put too much mind to it, too naïve to ever assume someone didn't have her best interests in mind. "I- If my guess is right on what 'top and bottom' means, I think I'd be a... 'bottom', I doubt people would find a lot of enjoyment out of me... dominating them. I do not think I'd be good at it."

"Oh my, a submissive virgin! Though you'd be surprised, maybe you come out of this place more dominant than you'd have imagined", the woman responded. This was better than they were hoping for. "Well, next up, tell us your fetishes, if you have any~ Don't worry on going too far, this is all confidential~". Once again, that was a lie. After all, the footage was being filmed and would only be slightly edited before being shown to everyone watching TV, the producers very much ready to completely record every single action and invade every corner of these people's lives.

 "I-I guess the most I can say in terms of fetishes, given how inexperienced I am, is that I've always been intrigued by uh, paw-play... like, someone teasing my paws, since they're so sensitive...", she answered, struggling to really come up with any fetishes, and starting to doubt she was ripe for this show.

"Delightful~ You really are an innocent cutie. I'm excited to see more of you..."
The next questions came from a deeper, manly voice, still highly sexual, but in a different, gruff way. "You sound like quite the good girl... But tell us, what made someone so seemingly innocent come here in the first place? The thrill? The publicity?"

Isabelle's tail suddenly wagged around wildly from being called a good girl, making her have to hold it in place with her front paw, her face flushing red from the voice. "Th- the Mayor told me it'd be good for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people and recommended this, and while I do question his motives, I will say I'm optimistic I may be able to open up a little here..."

"I see, really obedient to your sweet mayor, huh? How cute. Oh, and while waiting in line, you surely had some time to look at the other contestants... Would you mind telling us which of them you find most attractive? This is all a sexy secret between us of course", he assured her, again lying about the confidentiality of this. 

"Ah, the most attractive... I think I r-really like Ankha, something about her just intrigues me. I think I've seen her before, she's really... Something...", She said, looking to the floor in embarrassment. Having seen the mayor's browsing history, Ankha's streams were one of the *tamer* things she'd found there

"Ankha is definitely going to be a fan favorite, I am eager to see how you two get along, though she'll be a popular pick with everyone. Now, as for a more personal question... With you working as a secretary, have you ever done something ... dirty at your job? After all, with all the busywork you do, there's surely some time for naughty stuff, so your mind doesn't always have to be focused solely on your work?~"

"Oh! And the dirtiest thing I've done at my job was clean the cobwebs under the Mayor's desk... though I guess you mean it in a less literal sense. I mean, I do think the mayor sometimes peeked up my skirt, and that made me blush... If it weren't for our professionalism at our job, I feel like we'd... make a great couple", she admitted, her face becoming more and more red. She had always had a crush on the mayor. Showing how she completely trusted the lying words of her interviewers about this all being kept secret. 

The two mysterious interviewers could be seen shuffling behind their darkened window. they couldn't help but once again giggle at the cute and innocent answers Isabelle gave, before proceeding to start teasing the poor pup over the speakers. "Oh, what an adorably obedient secretary... Continuing whatever you're told to do even when you know someone's peeking up your skirt~", the man teased.
The woman continued, "Well, we promise you're in good hands here.", both of them comforting her, as they especially loved how she didn't quite seem to have the same interpretation of what they meant by "doing something dirty". 

Almost immediately breaking the trust of it being "secret", the show broadcast the whole interview, before also presenting a humiliating, dehumanizing intro card for Isabelle, watering her down to her most basic characteristics for viewers to quickly put her into a predefined category in their heads. 
Showing a headshot of her, looking innocent as ever, with various arrows and hearts pointing at it saying things like, "Clueless Virgin", "Confirmed Cuddleslut" "Obedient Puppy", "Doesn't know what she's in for", as well as "Crushing on the Cat Queen". Of course, Isabelle herself was not informed about any of this. 

 
With that, it already cut to the next contestant, and after the initial introduction, it seemed each one would be asked the same questions by first voice, while the second seemed to have more personalized inquiries.

The seemingly ancient Egyptian cat girl Ankha strutted along with her usual stone-faced expression, sitting down with one leg crossed over the other. Despite really not wanting to be seen as a sex symbol, her many mannerisms caused her to be seen as such, often without even realizing it.

"Greetings, Ankha. Or do you need me to call you "My Queen"?~ Wow, you look sexy as always.", the female interviewer teased. "Well, let's get right into this. What made you come here today? "

Ankha rolled her eyes and answered, "No need to call me anything special. Just Ankha is fine. I was pressured by my agent to join this project. He insisted it would be good exposure." Ankha answered her questions calmly while her tail twitched, showing she was actually quite stressed, or at least annoyed from these humiliating questions. She had started her career off by streaming, and when she realized making lewder content made her more money, she went all in, which she still stands by, but part of her regrets.

"Oh, well it's still an honor seeing you here. Now, could you tell us what genders you are attracted to?"

"Gender isn't an issue for me, as both men and women have plenty to offer. When I'm together with someone, I tend to focus more on how I can find entertainment with them rather than getting sexual gratification. A big pair of breasts can be amusing to bat at while a large cock can act as an interesting play toy. I feel as if I've garnered this image of being some sort of ravenous sexual beast but those are all simply a performance. Really, on an average day, I prefer a cup of coffee over being... rammed. The biggest thing I care about in a partner is them being a good listener."
 
"Ooh~ By the way you describe it, batting at and playing with dicks and tits, it really seems like you see your sexual more as objects for your own pleasure. Quite fitting, considering you've become known as quite the dominatrix.", The interviewer said, putting words in her mouth she clearly hadn't intended, twisting them into what was basically the opposite of what she'd said.

"Do tell us more about your sexual experiences. I would ask you whether you are a virgin and if you are a top or bottom, but we all know the answer to that, don't we? So instead tell me about your fetishes! What gets you going?"

Ankha once again sighed. "Actually, I wanna make it clear that I honestly could go without sex and I'd be perfectly fine, and I really don't even mind being a... bottom. It's just that people seem to only enjoy my dominatrix content. Although whenever I'm on catnip I do find my... sexual appetite is suddenly very strong, for whatever reason. Tackling that... fetish question, I'll simply say I do enjoy wearing rather tight clothing." The tight clothes she wore in her regular streams was one of the main reasons people started watching Ankha in the first place, and why she was pushed to do more naughty content.

"Catnip, you say?", The sexy voice asked. "How often do you find yourself consuming that? Especially considering it recently became legal?", The interviewers clearly interested in getting lots of sex going as quickly as possible above anything else. 

"It is strictly for recreational use, I'm not exactly some sort of party animal. And I wasn't even aware that it had been legalized, that was how little it really crossed my mind..."
She was fibbing a bit- she used it sparingly mostly because of its taboo status and had thought about being more public with her catnip consumption as a result of it becoming legal. She just didn't like putting forth the image of her being some sort of drug-crazed sex freak, and was on edge now, a bit more aware than Isabelle of how these shows liked to portray their "contestants"
 
"Oh, you didn't know? So you were doing it thinking it was illegal? Living on the edge, I like it~", the interviewer replied, portraying her in exactly the opposite image she intended. 
Next up, the man took over the mic. "Alright Ankha... I have to ask a question about your virginity. While my partner here is pretty certain there's no way you're a virgin, I am unsure if you've ever shown yourself... doing the deed. There are many dominatrixes who have become known for letting nobody have real sex with them, more interested in playing with their "toys", teasing them with outercourse and such, for humiliation. Are you that kind of dominatrix, and haven't lost your virginity due to that? We're very curious. After all, even a dominant "queen" like you may end up being tamed, considering the wide array of people we have on here."

"My sexual pleasure is not something that really comes up... I'm happy to provide others with enjoyment, whatever that may be, but I treat it more as a way to unwind. And if it really is important, I am not a virgin. While on camera, I do not show insertion footage, I've had sex in the past with various people, and while I can't say I hated it no matter who I did it with, it isn't really something I'm going to jump to do again. I imagine the only reason people started to associate me so strongly with being some sort of sexual icon is my wardrobe, which... I find to be a bit strange, since this is an outfit with cultural significance to my Egyptian heritage, but I'm not really pressed about it or anything. I've garnered a reputation for being willing to do anything on-camera, and I suppose that does help to bring in the clicks, so I can't complain about people finding me greatly attractive."
She maintained her stoic nature, but it was clear she was definitely a little irritated by the continuous statements about her being some sort of sex deviant. Ankha tried to make herself clearer as her tail continued to flicker back and forth. Agitated at her replies being continuously ignored and turned around.

The questions didn't stop quickly, any passive aggressive comments skillfully ignored. The producers were clearly interested in this public icon, basically trying to feed into the imaginations of many of her viewers who had become creepily attracted to her. "Say, can you tell us the nastiest thing you've ever done to someone in bed, or related to it?"

"My streams are public and I make no attempts to hide what I do for my audience, but it is not my goal to do anything particularly freaky. I'm making a performance that happens to appeal to people. I don't even watch my own streams back after I finish them because I don't want to catch myself falling into any patterns of doing the same things over and over, like spending each stream sticking hot sauce up my pussy. And to be clear, I'm not masochistic either, but two hundred dollars is two hundred dollars."

"Oh yes, I've seen that. Quite fun seeing a dominant woman like you do something so masochistic~". Lastly, Ankha saw a picture of Isabelle on the screen in front of her, showing that they used the things they'd been told in "secret" if it meant revenue could be made from it. While they didn't directly tell Ankha what Isabelle had said about her, it was clear this was no coincidence. "Lastly, what do you think of this contestant? And can you tell us the kinds of things you may do to her if you were alone for a night?"

Finally, after some thinking, she decided to answer the very odd question about Isabelle... in a very simple fashion. "She's cute. Doesn't look like the type to really acquire my... well, professional services, but I'm sure we'd get along. Personally, while I'm known for doing very extreme things on-camera, I tend to enjoy playing things slower with someone I'm really interested with. Soft ear strokes can be a good warm-up followed by stroking the tail. If she were to insist, I'd be okay with doing other things with... or to her, but I'd like to discuss that with her first."

"Well maybe you'll find someone who will truly pleasure you for the first time on here... Be it someone under your leash... Or maybe someone who actually manages to tame you~", the voice teased.
Especially with Ankha, but also with all other contestants the camera angles were constantly zooming in on her butt, boobs, and skimpy parts of her clothing, almost like they didn't even hear her comments about the cultural significance. They were clearly taking her signs of discomfort like her flickering tail the wrong way, seeing it as sexual and dominant rather than uncomfortable and annoyed. This was also interlaced with footage of the hot sauce stream, censored for TV by showing close-ups of the bottle, as well as her distressed face, mistaken for a face of pleasure.

The final response was barely paid attention to, as a screen showing off Ankah's basic characteristics appeared, along with a picture of her looking down on the viewer, with a hypnotic stare photoshopped into her eyes. "Dominatrix" "Will do anything for views" "Try to tame her" and "Sadomasochist", once again completely going against what she herself had said.
 

 
Next up was Maple. The cute little Teddy bear was always a big fan of the idea of being on TV. However, through a mix up, she had ended up in quite a different type of set than she imagined, though she seemed too dense to realize that... And since there weren't as many contestants showing up as the producers had hoped, they'd decided to look the other way and just roll with it...
Similarly unaware of just how innocent Maple was, the woman's voice began her questions as normal. "Tell us about yourself, Maple... What genders are you attracted to?"

Maple seemed quite excited. "Ooooh, is this some kind of daaating show? Welll, I like guys, but my first ever kiss was actually a girl, sooo I think that's called bi...sensual? Something like that...", she said, blushing, hoping to not sound stupid

A bit surprised by her utter ignorance about what kind of show this was, she tried to give her a hint. "You could call it a dating show, but quite a bit more intense, if you know what I mean. I'll just say... Bisexuality is a big plus here, honey. Why did you come here in the first place? And, dare I ask, are you a virgin?", she inquired, certain that this kind of question would tell Maple more clearly about the kind of show this was.

"Ah, I'm glad to hear that's a big plus! I really don't mind what kind of show this is, I'm just so happy to get to be on TV potentially, that's been a big dream of mine, so I take any opportunity I get! Um... I think I'm a Gemini! I was born on June 15th. I've never been that much into star signs though...", She explained, clearly quite confused still.

The off-screen woman seemed a bit taken away by the extremely innocent, oblivious answer, taking a moment to turn to her supervisor, apparently being told to just continue the questions. "Allllright, well can you at least tell us if you're a top or bottom? Or like, what kind of person you are generally into?"

"Ah, I assume we'll be sleeping together?", she asked, giving a bit of hope that she does indeed know what sex was, before disproving that just as quickly by adding, "Well I usually prefer bottom bunk, but it's not like afraid of heights, so I can sleep on top. And as long as someone is nice to me, people have told me I can get along with anyone!"

The woman asked "Maybe inform us about your fetishes, if any? Maybe have you ever done anything exceptionally dirty?", trying to get anything useful out of her part of the interview.

Frowning a bit, the bear girl responded saying, "S- sorry, I don't think I know that word... I usually get dirty from eating syrup, but the dirtiest I've ever gotten is from rolling in the mud during rain. Hope that's not too silly", Scratching the back of her head. 

Luckily, the female interviewer soon explained, "Well, it's basically... Are there any weird things you're into?"

To this, Maple happily replied, "Oh! Well, funnily enough, I looove Maple Syrup! But if there isn't any, Honey is just as good~ And I like... Eat it right out of the container. It always gets my fur all sticky though..."

The second voice quickly took over for the first one, as the woman was seeming less and less sexual about all this, clearly growing uncomfortable as she realized just how okay these producers were with doing messed up things to innocent people for more fame. The man, however, kept going as if it was all normal.
"Really? Well, we'll make sure to provide you with plenty of sweet syrup then~ And wouldn't it be nice to have someone to lick your fur clean after a long, sweet and messy session of eating honey and whipped cream?", clearly trying to stir this in a more sexual direction while Maple was none the wiser. 

"Oh, does that mean I'm in? I- I thought you were gonna throw me out because I didn't know what you were talking about mostly... B-but yes! I like that idea! Though... Usually I prefer eating the honey myself...", she said, slightly confused.
The camera then cut once again to a screen, with loads of arrows pointing at Mapel's face, and loads of labels to put this character into a few snappy, quickly recognizable words. "Cute chubby cub" "Sweet tooth" "Honey covered candy~" "Innocent teddy bear", and "Good girl", with her smiling at the camera, rainbows, unicorns and hearts surrounding her picture.

Raymond, a cat boy in maid outfit was next to come to the interview couch. he looked around with an unfazed expression, seemingly judging the design choices all around.

Once again, but this time a bit less motivated, the same initial questions were asked by the woman. "Um, tell us about yourself a bit... What genders are you attracted to? And oh, uh, have you had sex before?", clearly a bit uncomfortable about the idea of contestants being unaware of what they were getting themselves into.

"Crisp... well, my sexuality isn't really any of your business, but I guess I sort of have to answer, so I'll say I can hook up with whoever treats me right and isn't too pushy. I hate pushy people", he nagged, arms crossed. "And I've actually not had sex before... but that isn't to say that I haven't gotten close. It just seems like every time I get with someone they never know quite how to approach my boundaries. ...and I have a tendency to scratch in bed, so that usually kills the mood..."

Even though this contestant actually at least seemed to know what this show was about, the woman was still upset as she realized the unhealthy environment that was presented her. She continued, her voice growing monotone and unenthusiastic. "Okay. Do you have any fetishes?"

"Fetishes are such a ridiculous idea- that I'd have anything so simple that can instantly turn me on. Sometimes I like to have my ears scratched and other times I don't, sometimes I wanna be on top and other times I wanna be on bottom... I don't want anyone to assume that I'm gonna be in the same mood from one moment to the next. Just like my differently-colored eyes, I am very multifaceted."
Raymond was definitely a cat, and unlike Ankha who was probably more consistent, he was definitely a hot-and-cold type as expected by a prissy kitty. He kept fiddling with his glasses or adjusting his tie, having trouble really sitting still. If Ankha was autistic, he had ADHD. It was possible he was even getting second thoughts about being on this show given how he seemed to have a habit of changing his mind quite on the fly.
He then looked around a bit, and asked, "The camera is getting my good side, right...? And is my hair okay? I spend a long time getting it like this..."

The camera was indeed getting his "good side", but likely not in the way he wanted. Instead zooming in on his legs, thighs, butt, and crotch.
"Oooh, quite a needy kitty, aren't you?", A new female voice teased. It seemed that there had been a quick replacement due to the last one losing the sultry demeanor, and the change in voice was glossed over completely. "You'll surely meet someone on here who'll be able to please you... Or maybe break your needy behavior and turn you into a good boy~", the voice teased, knowing it'd get a reaction. 

"I guess if you wish you can say I'm needy but I don't think it's really something I need to have broken of - everyone has their own needs, after all. I don't care if I'm a top or bottom, as long as I am treated well. And if someone is looking for a partner they can just train to be obedient they can date a dog. If you're going to pursue a relationship with me you're going to date me for me, not for some image you have of me.", he sassed

"I see, and what made you come here in the first place?", she asked him, sassing right back. 

"Oh, I just assume that with how many people there are, maybe one of them could actually be a potential partner for me, you know? I sorta wanna prove myself to be a worthy man to actually date."

Lastly, she prodded, "I see. Well, one more thing, have you ever done something very dirty?"

"No, nope. Never. I groom myself every day, and I hate getting dirty, so don't even get started with that.", he insisted potentially misunderstanding the question.
 
After the new female voice was finished, the male voice approached in a sweeter tone this time. Wanting to see how he reacts to different kinds of ways to speak, he said, "We'll take gooood care of you here, and with so many contestants to choose from, surely one of them will be able to give you what you deserve... May I say, your outfit looks very nice... Do you just enjoy dressing like that, or does it have more of a reason? Are you actually a maid? Or is it something more sexual?

He seemed flustered by the more flirtatious, manly voice, trying not to show any strong reaction but definitely getting a little bit red in the face, possibly attracted more to men as well.
"W-well... I just wear what feels comfortable, and a lot of people seem to like seeing me wear it so I was told it'd be good for the camera... but to be honest, I'm hoping to change into something more form-fitting once I'm in my room. This sort of outfit feels a bit impractical... a-and I don't think I'd say I'm sexually aroused by wearing any outfit in general..."

Since the flirty man was clearly having more success, he talked a bit more, saying, "Well, I'm sure you'll look cute in anything~", before the summary screen Raymond appeared, summarizing him as "Moody Diva", "Hard to please", and a "Needy Maid", his headshot being of him blushing from the compliments, the blush exaggerated by picture editing, with a speech bubble saying “Nyaaa”.

 
Next up was Cherry. Wearing an extremely skimpy goth outfit, she was soon sitting there with one leg laid over the other, smirking into the camera as she was asked the questions. 

"Oh, hey there, hot stuff~ You seem perfectly dressed for this show~ Want to tell me what genders you're attracted to?"“asdf”

"Mmmh, the genders I'm into? All of them. Give me cock, give me pussy, give me balls, give me boobs... I don't care! As long as I can pin them down, or they me, I will have fun with them.", she answered eagerly. 

"I see, such a straightforward girl, huh? I do also have to ask whether or not you're... a virgin? And if not, you can surely tell us your preferred position, right?"

"Virgin? What do you think? I have fucked so many people I lost track... But nobody satisfied me enough for me to not yearn for more... I hope Sex House is gonna change that~ Surely there's gotta be someone on here that is just as perverted as I am. As for position, I will go with whatever. Whether someone fucks my ass, or I ride someone til' they're empty I enjoy anything. If someone's shy but still wants to dom me, no problem. As long as I get to cum."

"Can't say that's a surprise with the way you present yourself. Well whether you meet someone you wanna stay with, or just meet a bunch of new fuckbuddies, I promise you'll enjoy your time here. Could you tell us about your fetishes now?"

"Fetishes? Mmmh, well fetishes are like flavors for me. And I love every flavor. Vanilla is fine I guess, but there's so many weird flavors and combinations... Everything from BDSM, to humiliation, to feet, to... mmmh, some things I probably can't even say on here~", she said in eager voice.

Now, the deeper voice jumped in. "Quite an eager little cutie we got here... Needless to say we all know why you're here. We've got many toys for you to play with, I wonder who you're gonna be with first... I'm sure you'll find your fit. Now, you are like an open book at the moment, not holding back anything, but... Do you think you can tell us the dirtiest thing you've ever done?"

She answered with a smirk as she started tapping her chin in thought. "Hmmm, there's so much... Okay well let's do it... I... Once went into the men's bathroom... Looked for a really filthy one who hadn't flushed. Whether the person before had gone number one or number two I'll leave up to the imagination - and then I gave myself a nasty swirly. Then I peed myself and gave myself a big atomic wedgie and ran outside into the woods. It was a dare someone on the internet gave me. I have no idea how many people saw me like that, but I recorded myself and sent it to said online friend..."
She moaned as she told the story, but there was a cut before she could go any further, as it all became quite a bit too "spicy" with how much she was enjoying her own retelling. Her ahegao face was framed, a speech bubble with censored words comically placed over her mouth, and buzzwords were written over her profile "Crazy Cunt", "Nymphomaniac", "Sex on the brain" and "No limits"

And then it cut to Marshall, sitting there in the interview room looking quite irritated, definitely not wanting to be there at all. Of course, perhaps that was sort of the point- having the one contestant who was just there to stir up trouble and keep everyone else on their toes.

"Well hello there, Marshall. You look quite grumpy, anything wrong? Before you answer that though, please tell us about your sexuality.", the woman started, trained to make remarks that got big reactions, whether positive or negative.

"Sexuality? You mean what genders am I into...? What a dumb question! I'm not into anybody, I'd eat a moldy banana before I put a penis in my mouth and vaginas smell like old fish! My idea of a good time is for someone to pay me money to leave them alone!"
He laughed obnoxiously at his own bad "joke", clearly finding himself to be the funniest person whenever he was in a crowded room. 

"Oh. Well okay, then may I ask whether you've ever had sex with anyone before?"

"I can say quite proudly I am a virgin- I've managed to keep myself clean for years despite so many people throwing themselves at me! I'd need to be drugged, sedated, and tied down to have sex with anyone! My standards are too high for anybody to really match them!"
It seemed Marshall really viewed himself highly, which meant that he'd either be the least desirable person on this show or he'd be extremely sought after...

"Oh I see, I see. That may be why you're here then, huh? Is being tied up one of your fetishes? If so, tell us more about any other fetishes you have~", the woman continued, seemingly interpreting Marshall's examples the wrong way, or simply wanting to steer viewer's minds into *thinking* he meant it that way.

"The idea of me having any fetishes is quite repulsive. What, you expect me to tell you about how I love being pinned down and tickled, or how I wanna have someone sit on my face and make me huff their farts? Or heck, I bet you think I'm a big fan of being kicked over and over in the testicles! But in fact, all of that sounds absolutely silly! I can't imagine anyone being such a perv!"
He did not realize that someone could easily cut those clips out of context in order to make him seem like the biggest perv here!

Clearly annoyed, the woman snapped, "Alright, then could you tell us why you came here in the first place? You are aware this is a show about sex?"

Marshall, crossing his arms, responded in turn, "I signed up because I figured it'd be good publicity, I'm hoping to start up my new career as an influencer and I know I'll have to pander to the lowest common denominator just to get my name out there! This might disappoint you filthy heathens, but I have never done anything sexual, nor do I intend to. The dirtiest thing I've done was dive into a mud puddle to retrieve a lottery ticket! Everyone laughed at me for being so eager to get myself so messy but I ended up winning a clean five thousand! Who's the fool now?"
His story definitely showed where his priorities lied.

The female voice clearly took some time to regain her composure at the very surprising answers, eventually just giggling sexily as the male voice took over, with all the elegance of an elephant in a porcelain shop. "Well, maybe you just have to find the right person~ Or you just need to find the right sort of kink to get really turned on"
And he added yet more fuel to the fire as he said, "There's plenty of toys to tie you down with, and I'm sure if one of our contestants is eager enough, they'll find their ways to sedate you and show you how much fun sex can be~"
Trying to make sure Marshall didn't flip out, the female voice dropped in, saying, "Or maybe your standards are much higher than that! I- I assure you, you'll at least want to reconsider your virginity after meeting all our exciting contestants."

The camera feed did in fact cut as Marshall's face was starting to get pretty angry, cutting away, but saving the clips of him talking about "his fetishes" for later.
They definitely weren't going to have their work cut out for them with ol' Marshall, as he didn't seem like he would provide them with a lot of sauciness and sexiness. Then again, though, every good reality show needed the one guy who just existed to make the others miserable and to be hated by the audience, perhaps he was their guy!
With his grumpy face captured, flames in his eyes, Marshall's flash screen appeared, describing him as an "Untamed brat", a "dominant short stack", as well as the line "Asexual(or is he?)".

After that strange talk, the two interviewers were happy to see a much friendlier looking face. Sasha, the androgynous bunny boy stepped up and crossed his legs as he sat down. "Oh, well hello there~", the woman said to the friendly face. "Are you Sasha? It says here you're male, is that true?", She asked, genuinely curious. 

"Oh yes, I am~ But shush, don't tell everyone. I kind of enjoy the idea of being here at the sex house and nobody knowing my real gender at first.", He said, giggling and stretching his tongue out.

"Ah! Fun, but I'd love to see you try some fun with girls. What kinda people do you prefer? And do you have a specific reason you joined this show?"

"Honestly, it isn't even hugely to hook up with anyone. I came here because I think it'd boost my social media presence as a cute femboy. As for who I prefer, I do prefer dominant men, and if a girl is very nice, I don't mind topping them."

He was then asked the rest of the routine questions by the man, cutting off the female voice, who seemed to basically be fangirling for him. He happily answered them all.
"Alright, pretty boy, could you tell us your gender preferences?"

"Okay, so I'm like 99% gay, but I don't mind a cute girl, though usually I still want it to be a guy doing the actual fucking... Especially if they tell me they're gonna out a bun in my oven~" 

"I see... So that means you've lost your virginity, yes? Could you also tell me about your fetishes?"

"Heh, my virginity? Haha, that was lost long ago. You know what they say about bunnies and breeding. It's true~ As for my fetishes, I really enjoy teasing, and also dom/sub stuff, with lots of BDSM. I'm more dominant than you'd think, and just because I look girly that doesn't mean you'll always get to be the one fucking me~ You gotta prove your dominance. But once you do, don't worry, you'll get to be real rough with me."
He then brought up an example. "I remember spending around 10 hours, tied up all alone until my then-master came home. He left me as punishment, and even though we ended up breaking up, it was one of the hottest things I've done. Just a vibrator in my ass and on my dick as well, deprived of any senses except pleasure~", Sasha giggled. The interviewers were quite happy with these responses, just the right amount of horny, while not being full of extreme fetishes that may drive off other viewers.

The female interviewer decided to ask a few more... well, personal questions just to try to press Sasha for dirtier details.
"You say that you enjoy the mystery of people not really knowing if you're a girl or a boy; would you describe yourself as a trap, then? A guy who likes to trick other guys into sleeping with them by posing as a woman? Is that maybe why you chose to come here?"

Sasha, tilting his head, asked, "Not... Really. Also, isn't that term kind of, uh, derogatory...?"

He was cut off by the woman. "Oh, never mind, you clearly don't understand what I mean... anyway, do you prefer being rammed hard by a big fat cock or having a cock shoved down your throat?"

Getting all red and excited, he answered, "Wow, I don't know if I could decide! As long as it hurts and feels good at the same time I think I'm into it!"

"Oh, wonderful! Have you ever attempted anything especially dangerous? Like having your limbs broken or being shoved down a flight of stairs?"

Concerned by that question, Sasha insisted, "I-I don't think I'll be offering myself up to be pushed down the stairs, if that's what you're asking..."

"Aw, I can see you getting hard, you must be a real masochist! Now, you say you're at least a little bit into women but you want a guy to be the one doing the fucking, so do you view women as nothing more than cock vessels to be treated as rough as possible?"

The woman clearly getting too excited, a splash screen for Sasha then appeared over his blushing face, which was misinterpreted as being into it, while at the end, he was likely more uncomfortable. His titles being "Flamboyant Fuckboy", "Ropebunny", "Masochist/Misogynist(?)", The last one being something completely taken out of context from the interview, as he wasn't even given a chance to answer. Also, digitally, a ball gag was placed in his mouth.

Coco was the next one who entered the interviewer's room and sat down, getting comfortable. Nobody would be able to tell her mood, though, given that she was currently... well, making a perpetual O Face.  Was she surprised, aroused, excited? It was impossible to guess.

Like many other people, the interviewers seemed uncomfortable by Coco's strange appearance, more like a moving statue than a living being. "Um, Coco, we have a few questions... not that we uh, can't tell, but you're a girl, right?" 

Giving a nod, she responded, "Yes, I'm a girl. I don't know why people always ask me that, and in that sort of tone... b-but I am definitely all female!"

"Mhm, sure. So what you say your sexual orientation would be?", the woman stuttered.

Thinking about it, she responded, "I'll hook up with anyone who can give me a good time, although usually I need to get to know someone first before doing anything uh, naughty with them. I'm not just all open for business for everyone."

"Yeah, I can... imagine," the female interviewer mumbled, trying to ignore Coco's perpetually exposed holes. "And as for kinks?"

Flustered, only really evident by the way her ears twitched, she answered, "I suppose that I'm rather into... roleplaying... like imagining that I'm a criminal being interrogated by a harsh police officer, or that I've walked onto someone else's territory and they're threatening to kill me..."

"Well, that's definitely unique...", the woman stated. Twiddling her thumbs, she eventually followed this up with, "And do you ever notice that people might... Treat you differently... For whatever reason?", Clearly uncomfortable with bringing his up, as she had no idea if Coco even knee that she was... Not the most normal person.

"Yeah, people do tend to treat me pretty differently than most," she responded, and demonstrating her awareness of her own body, she poked a finger into one of her eye holes as if it didn't hurt at all. "Not like I'm not different or anything, but still, people tend to stare quite a bit when I'm around and it makes it hard to really strike up conversations."

A bit relieved that Coco did show to be aware of her own strange traits, the interviewer felt more comfortable to now ask, "Do you think that your strange body will help or hinder your chances at getting laid a bunch during this show? After all, I'm sure there's plenty of people very willing to experiment, specifically with some fornophilia, along with the fetishes you mentioned before~ And another thing... Is your body... Fleshy? Or does it feel like... You know... Clay?"
"Oh, if you wanna know how my body feels, you can just give it a touch! I've been told I feel sort of like some kind of wooden doll or something, eheh! And well, I bet I'd be able to find at least some people interested in just playing with my holes, even if they don't function the same way as others!" she responded in a positive manner, clearly optimistic despite her odd characteristics. 

"Ah I see. And uh... Maybe tell us a bit about your everyday habits, as well your diet, and such...", Clearly worried about whether or not this bunny-thing even ate, or if its porcelain-like skin was simply a visual thing, or if it actually felt like that

Thinking it over after a moment, she answered, "Well, I do like carrots like most rabbits, but I'm not the best with chewing... since uh, I don't have teeth or anything... so I just have to cut my carrots into small little chunks to avoid choking. I know from the one time someone tried to use me as a glory hole that I have a pretty strong gag reflex so I don't wanna risk anything..."
 
The woman nodded. Despite being okay with plenty of nasty things, something about Coco just weirded her out. The male voice took over, and went through some of the other unanswered questions.
"Okay, Coco. Before we finish up, I do have a few more questions.  First we need to know if you are a virgin. You have done some pretty dirty stuff, but has... That hole ever been used?", he asked, very casual about such a personal question. Also unsure how virginity even worked with a wooden gyroid-like doll like Coco. 

"Hm, let me think... well, in terms of any of my holes being used in a... suggestive manner, I don't think so, no. I mean, I've had offers before, especially during that public restroom incident, but I've never been in the right mood to engage in anything like that. I'd have to really like somebody to wanna do that with them, you know?" 

"Not a problem, we do like virgins here. Have you ever done anything exceptionally dirty however?”

Thinking it over, she answered, "Someone once gave me a dare to lie down on my back in a public restroom. That got... well, very messy. I don't know why so many people look at me and think I'm just eager to slurp up their fluids..."

That... definitely got some strong reactions from the interviewers, imagining where those holes have gone.
The male interviewer hesitated, thinking of more questions. "Um, wanna tell us more about what exactly happened in that bathroom?... And... Did you enjoy it?"

"Ahhh, well... it was kind of gross, to be honest, but I guess I didn't mind it at the end of the day since they were just trying to have fun. My vision was blurry for a few days and I had an odd taste in my mouth for a bit after that, but it wasn't the worst thing."
Coco definitely seemed to be overly forgiving about seemingly being used as a urinal... but then again, they were not the most normal of people to be sure.

"Oh, alright…", he muttered, definitely surprised that her whole toilet story did not seem suggestive to her, considering what she had said before. "We also want to know if you are a strict bottom or if you also top?"

“I think I could play it either way, though many people seem more inclined to have me on the bottom given uh... my holes and all.”

"That makes sense, heh… Talking about that, what kind of person do you usually prefer? Lastly, please let us know what made you choose to come here to this set in the first place."

"Huh, these are very intriguing questions! I guess I enjoy people who are honest, I have had too many encounters of people acting nice and I end up finding out they were just doing it because I creeped them out and they were too scared to admit it. And when it comes to why I decided to join the show, I figure I could finally get people to see me as more than just a series of orifices! A dating show like this is the perfect way to get people to see the real me inside!"
She didn't seem to realize this was less of an earnest dating show and more of a gratuitously sexy exploitative show...

"I see, well we'll make suuure to show people the REAL you~", the man snickered, not further explaining their intentions. “Thank you for your time.”

"Hm, uh, did I say enough perverted stuff during my interview? I hope I was entertaining enough!", she exclaimed, hoping that she was in.

Once again, a summary screen of Coco appeared, showing badly edited strings of cum flowing out of some of her holes. With captions such as "Fill every hole", "Creepy Cumbucket", and “Geeky Gal”. That last one being added as a last minute decision, some of the producers fighting over whether her statue-like appearance would drive ratings up or down. In the end, they decided to completely change her character from her real life self, and instead make her the “nerdy girl”, and act like everything was normal about her. Nerdy glasses edited on her face in the pictures.

Next up was Ozzie - an older, sexually oblivious koala. He entered and soon sat down for his interview, the woman’s voice starting off once more. “Hello there, hun. Could you start by telling us about your sexuality?”

"Eheheh, sexuality? Honestly I don't know if I am all that sexual... but I tend to go more for the ladies, if that's what you mean!”. He was the type to make plenty of lame jokes.

“I see… And what about your virginity?”, she inquired.

“I honestly don't think I've ever hooked up with anybody for more than a cup of coffee so I'm definitely not all too experienced! “, he admitted. But didn’t seem too bothered by this. He certainly had a warm smile that was actually quite endearing, but not really the kind of “mature” character they were looking for in this show.

“Well, I am sure you will find a lot more than that here”, she chuckled. “Now, what about your preferences? Both for the type of person you like being with, and for fetishes?”

“When it comes to preferences, I'll happily spend time with anybody who I can have a nice long conversation with! Not sure what a fetish is exactly, is that just like a pet peeve? I guess my fetish is people who chew with their mouth open, eheh!”, he said, further showing his naïve nature now.

The woman face-palmed, but kept going with her questions. “Okay, could you tell me why you came to this show? As well as if you are dominant or submissive?”

“I sort of won a neat contest to come on the show so figured I'd give it a try! Getting to go on lovely dates with people and explore new things sounds like a fun time! And usually people call me pretty dominant, I like talking a lot, and end up dominating conversations, which I know can be annoying, but I just cannot help it!”
He had no idea that this show was a bit more... well, explicit than simply hooking up behind closed doors. 

"Oh, I see...", the woman said, and could be seen whispering together with the other interviewer. Clearly confused about who let this guy in. Compared to Maple, who had a young innocence to her obliviousness, Ozzie seemed much more mature, and not too sexy in many ways.
However, they decided to twist this in a specific way to make Ozzie seem like an unseeming dominant man, focusing on the age gap between him and the other contestants. 

The second interviewer took over. "Alright, Ozzie. Seems you are not too experienced. Are you in any committed relationship at the moment?", the man asked, knowing that if this was the case, it could surely be used for lots of drama.

"Huh, well, I am seeing someone right now, yes. But we figured that it may make things more interesting for us if we were to open our relationship up! Plus, well, it's only for television- it isn't like it's real, right?"
He played it off casually, not realizing how much drama they may try to pull out of this.

"It is as real as you need it to be~”, the man continued. basically answering without actually answering. Seeming quite excited to abuse this guys' relationship for monatary gain. “Now, you are likely twice the age of many if our contestants, so how do you feel about being called words like "daddy"? 

"Ah, I didn't think about the age situation, honestly, is that going to be a big problem? I mean, if we're all adults, I'm sure it won't be an issue. And gosh, I'm not sure if I'm caught up on this new lingo, is that meant to imply I look like a father? I'm certainly flattered!"
He definitely did not understand the implication of being called a daddy.

"You... could say that", he replied to the daddy-question. While for Maple, her oblivious, ditzy nature was endearing and even sexy, for an older guy like Ozzie, most of the responses like this one were removed from the actual interview.
"And lastly, what is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?"

Ozzie went on to once again misunderstand the question, and instead talked about gardening for ten minutes straight. In the end, the producers at least had enough footage to do something devious however… Ozzie definitely wasn't the type that they may expect to be on this show and it'd be harder to market his naivety- they decided to do a lot of heavy editing to make him seem like some sort of daddy type. This edit was completely going to change how they were able to portray his character.
 "And dirtiest thing, huh... well I do remember when there was this real dirty hoe, just touching that hoe I knew I'd have her suck on my hose me for hours! Had to wash off in the shower, together with that hoe, cuz we got really filthy that day… I left the hoe to dry off for a few hours, and then I came back and got to working that hoe good!"

With that, his picture was also shown, with an innocent smile, but edited a bit to seem intimidating and sly. With phrases such as "Who's your daddy?", "Dates girls half his age", “acts nice to lure you in”, and "loves dirty hoes".

Last but not least was Bob. Known by his friends as sort of a freak, he was much more skilled at hiding his perviness than some other people like him, compared to Cherry for example.
Bob entered and sat down, looking perfectly calm and natural, though with a sort of sly smile. Unlike Cherry, who was outwardly a total whore, Bob definitely hid his true nature well... until it was time to answer the questions, at least.

For now, the woman asked the same questions as before. "Welcome! You are our last interview today, make sure to make this count! First off… Are you a virgin? Also make sure to tell me what made you come here today.”

"I'm anything but a virgin. In fact, my dick is an absolute virgin killer- I swear I've probably put a few people in the hospital by ramming them so hard. I'm into anyone with a pulse who I can pin down. I'm hoping I can hook up with everybody on this show, I assume this is a competition right~?"

The woman smirked, eager to hear this. "Oh me oh my, a pervert like you will be perfect for the show. For a number of contestants, this is definitely a competition. We have a sex counter, after all. Now, could you tell us about any specific fetishes you have? And also, what's the dirtiest thing you've ever done?", she asked

"I'd be worried if I may say something a bit too graphic that would get me kicked off, but I suppose this is one of those shows that is accepting to all sorts of people, so... I really like non-con. Let me tell you all about my fantasies and the filthiest thing I've done before~"
He began to tell a long story about how he tied someone to a bed, face-fucked them, covered them in itching powder, especially focusing on their orifices, and then left for fifty minutes to get something to eat while masturbating to the sound of them screaming.
"Anyway, I'm quite interested in doing everything and anything with whoever I get to spend time with... though I hope I'll be able to surprise them~"

Very giddy at this point, she continued her questions. “I see… Heh, can you tell me what kinda person you are into? If that even matters? And on that note. Are you a strict top? Or a bottom too? 

“I'm totally a top, though I've engaged in some roleplays where I was a power bottom. And I have no preference for gender or personality. Or anything else for that matter. If it has holes, big or small, I will have fun with it. Fuck, it doesn’t even need holes. As long as it screams, I will cum.”
He was riling himself up at this point.

The man smiled. And took over. "Oh, all of that sounds very exciting. Now, some of the participants here are definitely not as... extreme as yourself. Can you tell us what you actually think about consent? You mentioned non-con, but is that just a fetish thing, or are you actually fine with… You know?", he asked, curious to see if he cared for it at all. Clearly, he sounded like he was just setting up to talk around it, so he could pretend to admit he did not like actual rape, but Bob was surprisingly open.

"Get me alone with one of these other contestants and let me seal the exits, and you'll be certain I won't pay too much mind to the idea of consent. Really, if this is all for entertainment, none of that stuff should matter to you, right? And I'm not going to be too worried about it~"
He clearly was even more twisted than Cherry.

For the show, this was cut in a way that implied this was all just part of "roleplay", and not what he actually believed. However, the fact that the interview continued normally after that showed that none of the producers actually cared about consent either, or making their "contestants" feel safe and comfortable. 

"Well, one last thing. Could you strike a pose for the camera?", the man asked. Finishing up the last interview as Bob licked his lips, and comments were written around his head-shot about being a “limitless psycho”, an “unstoppable sex-machine”, and having a “100+ body count”

Chapter Text

Nothing here yet, sorry!

Villagers: The Mayor himself will sometimes come and join or invite some other human friends over. His involvement in the show is not clear to anyone, neither is it obvious whether or not the outcomes that happen due to their visitations is wanted.

Chapter Text

Nothing here yet, sorry!