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AizawaShota
I am your homeroom teacher this year, this is your group chat, only contact me for emergencies

AshidoMina
I can’t wait to meet you all!

KaminariDenki
I can't change my screen name :’(

IidaTenya
We do not know enough about each other to understand any nicknames at the moment

YaoyarozuMomo
We should probably get to know each other first

AsuiTsuyu
Call me Tsu

KirishimaEijiro
This is so manly

JiroKyoka
”manly”

KirishimaEijiro
it’s gender neutral

UrurakaOchaco
hi!

SeroHanto
Hello

ShojiMezou
it will be nice to meet you all

MinetaMinoru
where are all the hot babes?

JiroKyoka
ew

HagakureToru
ew

AshidoMina
ew

UrurakaOchaco
ew

AsuiTsuyu
ew

YaoyarozuMomo
Please be more respectful

SeroHanta
dude

OjirouMashirou
show some respect

MidoriyaIzuku
you shouldn’t talk to girls like that

MinetaMinoru
whatever

BakugoKatsuki
DEKU WHAT THE HELL?

IidaTenya
language!

MidoriyaIzuku
I’m just as surprised as you

OjiroMashiro
what’s the problem?

BakiugoKatsuki
HE SHOULDN’T BE IN THE HERO COURSE!

MidoriyaIzuku
in my defense I didn’t think I made it in

IidaTenya
what do you mean?

MidoriyaIzuku
I didn’t get any villain points

UrurakaOchaco
so you got in on rescue points?

KirishimaEijiro
that’s so manly!

TokoyamiFumikage
I would imagine the time between the exam and the letter was rather tumultuous

BakugoKatsuki
HOW DID YOU SAVE ANYONE THERE?

SeroHanto
dude did you not even get one rescue point?

BakugoKatsuki
IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE A BATTLEFIELD DON’T STEP ON IT

UrurakaOchaco
why couldn’t he save anyone

BakugoKatsuki
BECAUSE HE’S QUIRKLESS!

UrurakaOchaco
and?

BakugoKatsuki
WHAT DO YOU MEAN “AND”

UrurakaOchaco
I mean why can’t he save someone without a quirk?

HagakureToru
I don’t get it

YaoyarozuMomo
Are there not many heroes with non-combative quirks?

IidaTenya
While I do not know of a quirkless hero in Japan I believe that there is one in Switzerland and another in Italy

BakugoKatsuki
seriously?

IidaTenya
yes! Just a moment please

MidoriyaIzuku
I would die for you now

YaoyarozuMomo
please don’t

KodaKoji
that’s a joke, right?

BakugoKatsuki
no

MidoriyaIzuku
let’s hope we never have to find out

UrurakaOchaco
not comforting

MidoriyaIzuku
Kachan!

IidaTenya
foreignheroes.stats

IidaTenya
Midoriya I have to say I am curious what tactics you used in the exam

YaoyarozuMomo
Yes! My quirk doesn’t have physical applications so I’ve had to learn weaponry and I’d love a regular sparing partner

MidoriyaIzuku
about that

BakugoKatsuki
SPIT IT OUT!

MidoriyaIzuku
see now I don’t want say cause you’ll get even madder

BakugoKatsuki
would you rather have this conversation in person

MidoriyaIzuku
no thanks

IidaTenya
it is inappropriate to threaten our classmates

UrurakaOchaco
don’t pressure him

SatouRikido
this is gonna be a long year

MidoriyaIzuku
you get used to it

KaminariDenki
looking forward to that /s

MidoriyaIzuku
okay how do I put this?

JiroKyoka
why do I suddenly have a bad feeling about this

MidoriyaIzuku
you must be good at picking up context clues

BakugoKatsuki
DEKU!

MidoriyaIzuku
I was running around the entrance exam like a chicken with its head cut off when the zero pointer showed up and a girl was caught under ruble in its path so I panicked and ran toward but I knew I couldn’t lift the rubble so I just instinctually jumped and found myself 50 meters in the air with three broken limbs

KaminariDenki
...

BakugoKatsuki
WHAT!

UrurakaOchaco
omg I’m the girl you saved!

SeroHanta
...

KirishimaEijiro
thats...

MidoriyaIzuku
Thanks for catching me! It would have sucked to fall to my death less than a minute after manifesting my quirk!

HagakureToru
concern

TokoyamiFumikage
what mad banquet of darkness?

AoyamaYuga
you are a false negative?

MidoriyaIzuku
??

AoyamaYuga
you have an appendix wisdom teeth the extra toe joint?

MidoriyaIzuku
yes?

AoyamaYuga
i am the same

MidoriyaIzuku
you are?

AoyamaYuga
oui, though mine came to me tres years prior

SatouRikido
what are the odds

OjiroMasirou
do you think the teacher knows about this

YaoyarozuMomo
they must, they have access to our files

IidaTenya
I believe they avoid the files to prevent developing a bias before meeting us

KodaKoji
what if we need resources?

AshidoMina
do we have to ask?

MidoriyaIzuku
sensei doesn’t seem like the “ask me” type

BakugoKatsuki
if you can’t handle asking for the things you need how are you going to handle villains

SeroHanta
or an uncooperative civilian for that matter

SatouRikido
good points

KodaKoji
I’m a selective mute

IidaTenya
I know sign and can translate

MidoriyaIzuku
I know sign, but talking to a teacher...

YaoyarozuMomo
I’d love to learn sign

KaminariDenki
ditto

AshidoMina
What’s wrong with talking to teachers Midori?

MidoriyaIzuku
teachers don’t like me

UrurakaOchaco
what does that mean?

BakugoKatsuki
it wasn’t just you! Our teachers were shit! Fucking kissasses

IidaTenya
language!

MidoriyaIzuku
doesn’t change that I’ve NEVER had a good experience with a teacher

YaoyarozuMomo
our teacher is a hero

MidoriuaIzuku
so is Endeavor

TodorokiShoto
good point

YaoyarozuMomo
Todoroki

TodorokiShoto
I live with him

YaoyarozuMomo
*sigh*

AsuiTsuyu
maybe someone could approach the teacher for our more nervous classmates

IidaTenya
excelent idea

KaminariDenki
hey look Iida volunteered

IidaTenya
though I did not actually volunteer I’d be happy to support our classmates

YaoyarozuMomo
I will volunteer too as the girls might have sensitive issues to bring up

MinetaMinoru
ew don’t talk about that period shit on chat

KirishimaEijiro
dude!

SeroHanta
not cool

BakigoKatsuki
Deku

MidoriyaIzuku
yeah, kachan?

BakugoKatsuki
go feral

MidoriyaIzuku
really?

BakugoKatsuki
no mercy

KaminariDenki
what’s happening?

MidoriyaIzuku
okay

MidoriyaIzuku
*clears throat*

MidoriyaIzuku
if you have mommy issues just say so and move on

KaminariDenki
pfft

AshidoMina
I’m laughing so hard right now

MidoriyaIzuku
that wasn’t too far?

JiroKyoka
that was perfect

IidaTenya
and without a single swear

MinetaMinoru
at least I didn’t get in on a fluke

KirishimaEijiro
nobody cares but you

HagakureToru
we’d rather have him than you

MinetaMinoru
do you know who my mom is? She’s on the school board! She can get you all thrown out

IidaTenya
you thinks so?

MinetaMinoru
i know so!

IidaTenya
@AizawaShota read up

KaminariDenki
anyone else low key terrified

KodaKoji
yes

ShojiMezou
it is nerve wracking

AizawaShota
I’ve never expelled a student before school even started before

KaminariDenki
ominous

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AizawaShota
@KodaKoji JSL is a requirement for working at UA and Yamada Hizashi hosts lessons on Tuesdays and Thursdays for any of your classmates that want to learn
@MidoriyaIzuku quirk counseling after school on Wednesdays and Fridays in gym Theta

MidoriyaIzuku
thank goodness

ShinsouHitoshi
I’m confused why does a hero student need quirk counseling

MidoriyaIzuku
well...

AoyamaYuga
WE are false negatives

IidaTenya
his quirk came in during the entrance exam

UrurakaOchaco
got a problem with that

ShinsouHitoshi
I didn’t mean anything by it

JiroKyoka
forgive them the person you replaced got us all protective

BakugoKatsuki
speak for yourself

MidoriyaIzuku
you guys

ShinsouHitoshi
fair enough, not sure why I’m here though

AsuiTsuyu
what do you mean?

ShinsouHitoshi
I only got 7 points

KirishimaEijiro
that’s harsh

SeroHanta
I don’t know about everyone else but I applied to like four other hero schools

BakugoKatsuki
how’d you get a score so low anyhow?

KaminariDenki
dude

ShinsouHitoshi
mental quirk

MidoriyaIzuku
were any of them villain points

ShinsouHitoshi
1

MidoriyaIzuku
cool! All mine were rescue

ShinsouHitoshi
yeah back to that

ShinsouHitoshi
what did your quirk end up being anyway?

MidoriyaIzuku
don’t really know right now it’s just registered as “superpower”

ShinsouHitoshi
haven’t you tested it?

AoyamaYuga
FN quirks tend to be self destructive

MidoriyaIzuku
the first time I used it I kind of broke three limbs

ShinsouHitoshi
oh

IidaTenya
Midoriya I was there you did not break your limbs you shattered them

AshidoMina
exsposed

MidoriyaIzuku
you were there?

IidaTenya
yes I was... The one that scolded you for muttering during the assembly

MidoriyaIzuku
mini-ingenium?

KaminariDenki
pfft

SeroHanta
hahaha

AshidoMina
I’m laughing so hard right now

IidaTenya
my brother will never let me live this down

MidoriyaIzuku
sorry?

IidaTenya
it is fine. I’m rather impressed even with such a recognizable quirk people rarely connect me to my brother. Especially in such a short amount of time

BakugoKatsuki
typical

MidoriyaIzuku
Kachan!

IidaTenya
typical?

MidoriyaIzuku
nothing!

BakugoKatsuki
he’s been studying and writing about quirks as long as can remember shit’s creepy

IidaTenya
language!

HagakureToru
”run for the hills” creepy or “so good it gives me chills”creepy?

BakigoKatsuki
does it matter?

HagakureToru
that means it’s the cool kind of creepy!

AshidoMina
party trick! MinaSelfie.jpg what is my quirk?

MidoriyaIzuku
I’m guessing you don’t mean your mutations so...

MidoriyaIzuku
something acid related?

KirishimaEijiro
dude!

AshidoMina
that’s right!

YoayorozuMomo
how did you come to that conclusion?

MidoriyaIzuku
well a lot of quirks with colored skin involve producing a substance, black sclera often come with dangerous substances and with her antenna I figured it would something produced by insects and without some kind of stinger it would have to be phormic ACID

AshidoMina
we were wondering where the acid came from! An insect acid

KirishimaEijiro
that’s so manly

KaminariDenki
if get any notes on my quirk I won’t say no to advice

MidoriyaIzuku
is there something you’re having problems with?

JiroKyoka
and here we see the frustrated teenager jumping at the chance to work on other’s quirks because he can’t work on his own

KaminariDenki
when I use my quirk I go kind of stupid

MidoriyaIzuku
(shhhh) describe “going stupid” as best you can

KaminariDenki
everything goes fuzzy, I can’t think, I can’t really speak, I wander aimlessly completely unaware, I can’t react to everything

MidoriyaIzuku
yeah no that sounds like a type of seizure, how are you using your quirk?

KaminariDenki
a seizure!?

MidoriyaIzuku
yes a seizure, we’ll have to talk to Recovory Girl about it. Your quirk use?

ShinsouHitoshi
shouldn’t this be done privately

YaoyorozuMomo
usually

IidaTenya
while normally it would as his class if he is as defenseless as the description implies we need to be ready to protect and help him

KaminariDenki
I’m the one that asked about it in the chat

MidoriyaIzuku
guys? Can we focus in solving this (at least a bit) before the inevitable initial testing?

KaminariDenki
I can make like a million volts and I discharge it all around me I call it indiscriminate shock

MidoriyaIzuku
why and how can you use a million volts

KaminariDenki
my quirk counselor recommended young my voltage

MidoriyaIzuku
no just no

IidaTenya
is there a problem?

MidoriyaIzuku
so many problems

BakugoKatsuki
public quirk counselors are idiots for one

IidaTenya
is it really that bad?

MidoriyaIzuku
tasers use around 30,000 volts

MidoriyaIzuku
did they even mention amps?

KaminariDenki
there’s a difference?

MidoriyaIzuku
okay so our brains are rewired to accommodate our quirks, because of that things related to our quirks are easier to learn

MidoriyaIzuku
i don’t care how you do it, online videos, electricians shop, library whatever just LOOK at all things electric

KaminariDenki
aw, homework before school even starts :’(

UrurakaOchaco
is it really easier to learn thing related to our quirks?

MidoriyaIzuku
yep, not that anyone's studied it, I’d suggest physics

YaoyorozuMomo
is that memorization comes so easily to me

MidoriyaIzuku
what’s your quirk?

YaoyorozuMomo
creation: I can make anything I know the molecular composition and schematic of

MidoriyaIzuku
that would do it

ShinsouHitoshi
that is OP

YaoyorozuMomo
you think so?

MidoriyaIzuku
depends on the source

YaoyorozuMomo
I convert my lipids into materials

MidoriyaIzuku
have you talked to a nutritionist about ajusting your diet now that you’re in the hero course

MidoriyaIzuku
I mean we all have to

MidoriyaIzuku
but food-based quirks need to be especially careful

YaoyorozuMomo
it’s alright Midoriya I knew what you meant

MidoriyaIzuku
phew

HagakureToru
protec

UrurakaOchaco
protec

AshidoMina
protec

BakugoKatsuki
barf

MidoriyaIzuku
@HagakureToru thanks for volunteering what’s your quirk

HagakureToru
light refraction, but it’s always on so I’m invisible

MidoriyaIzuku
so did you order a dna-infused costume

HagakureToru
no I just asked for something easy to get out of

IidaTenya
we will need to speak with the support course them

YaoyoruzuMomo
I’ll go with her

HagakureToru
thanks yaomomo! No offense Iida

IidaTenya
none taken

ShinsouHitoshi
why did no one say anything while he was here?

SeroHanta
it’s the vibes

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AizawaShota
@KaminariDenki you have an appointment with Recovery Girl after orientation
@HagakureToru updates to costumes are requested just before summer break so the support course can use them for camp projects barring horrible design issues

MidoriyaIzuku
wait!

MidoriyaIzuku
aw

IidaTenya
do you need something?

MidoriyaIzuku
I wanted something I could do! I’m bored and I have this buzzing under my skin that's driving me crazy

IidaTenya
your quirk is too dangerous to work on without supervision

MidoriyaIzuku
I know but still

JiroKyoka
would you like advice or a distraction?

MidoriyaIzuku
advice

YaoyarozuMomo
distraction, advice might lead to an incident

TokoyamiFumikage
Dark Shadow has reminded me that meditation was once presented as a universal first step for quirk training, until quirks became too widespread for long term one on one training

MidoriyaIzuku
meditation?

OjirouMashiro
yeah, mutation quirks with extra limbs get it so we can be more aware of our bodies

ShojiMezou
it helps prevent accidental activation to just be aware

YaoyarozuMomo
but the first session should be done with supervision

IidaTenya
please wait until school

MidoriyaIzuku
okay

UrurakaOchaco
want to know when/how my quirk manifested?

MidoriyaIzuku
yes!

AshidoMina
tea!

SatouRikido
I’m a sucker from a good manifestation story

UrurakaOchaco
it was in the supermarket

KaminariDenki
oof!

SeroHanta
oh, what happened?

UrurakeOchaco
well I was playing with a jar and it started floating

JiroKyoka
is that all

UrurakaOchaco
my mom didn’t notice so she got another jar that I started playing with

KirishimaEijiro
oh no

HagakureToru
oh no

ShinsouHitoshi
oh no

KaminariDenki
OH YEAH!

SeroHanta
we found the memelord

UrurakaOchaco
when that one went floating we had moved down the aisle so I started playing with something else

AshidoMina
as one does

UrurakaOchaco
this happens a few more times throughout the store

IidaTenya
I would hope someone would have noticed

UrurakaOchaco
oh, they did

UrurakaOchaco
just as we got to the registers

IidaTenya
wonderful

UrurakaOchaco
when I saw all the floating food I clapped

AsuiTsuyu
toddlers will do that

UrurakaOchaco
clapping is basically how I deactivate my quirk

HagakureToru
oof

KirishimaEijiro
that sucks

YaoyarozuMomo
oh dear

MidoriyaIzuku
palm or five point?

UrurakaOchaco
five point

MidoriyaIzuku
gauntlets

UrurakaOchaco
??

IidaTenya
what do you mean Midoriya?

MidoriyaIzuku
she needs gauntlets

MidoriyaIzuku
all it would take is a broken finger to hinder her quirk

MidoriyaIzuku
and villains might go further

UrurakaOchaco
gauntlets it is!

MidoriyaIzuku
sorry that was kinda scary huh?

JiroKyoka
i for one would rather learn something like that from you than an actual villain

KaminariDenki
^

SeroHanta
^

SatoRikido
^

YaoyarozuMomo
I believe we all would agree

BakugoKatsuki
speak for yourself

ShinsouHitoshi
considering just knowing my quirk can let people beat it I don’t have a leg to stand on

MidoriyaIzuku
that’s a pickle

YaoyorozuMomo
perhaps it would be best to look into underground heroics? As a safety measure if nothing else

ShinsouHitoshi
that’s the plan

MidoriyaIzuku
in that case we can brainstorm some tactics! Misdirection! Manipulation!

OjiruoMashiro
what even is your quirk?

ShinsouHitoshi
brainwashing

HagakureToru
like mind control?

YaoyarozuMomo
oh my

UrurakaOchaco
interesting

MidoriyaIzuku
that’s so cool!

ShinsouHitoshi
what?

MidoriyaIzuku
you could end fights before they even begin!

IidaTenya
indeed

MidoriyaIzuku
how does it activate?

ShinsouHitoshi
it’s uh...

MidoriyaIzuku
is something wrong?

ShinsouHitoshi
you don’t think it’s a villain’s quirk?

UrurakaOchaco
names

MidoriyaIzuku
there’s no such thing?

ShinsouIzuku
but I could make you do anything!

AsuiTsuyu
but WOULD you?

MidoriyaIzuku
and All Might can level a city with one punch

MidoriyaIzuku
Best Jeanist could shared people down to the bone

MidoriyaIzuku
Edgeshot could do thing even the best coroner in the world couldn’t detect

MidoriyaIzuku
Hawks is like the perfect assassin

MidoriyaIzuku
I’d tell you what Endeavor could do but I’m pretty sure he’s already done most of it

TodorokiShoto
you have no idea

YaoyarozuMomo
Todoroki

TodorokiShoto
once again: I live with him

YaoyarozuMomo
*sigh*

MidoriyaIzuku
Shinsou?

ShinsouHitoshi
sorry I just...

MidoriyaIzuku
not used to positive reactions?

ShinsouHitoshi
you to?

MidoriyaIzuku
still waiting for the other shoe to drop

HagakureToru
concern

AshidoMina
concern

UrurakaOchaco
not happening

KaminariDenki
I’m planning to stick around

KirishimaEijiro
turning your back on friends is so unmanly

JiroKyoka
at this point I don’t think you could get rid of us if you tried

MidoriyaIzuku
you guys

ShinsouHitoshi
it’s call and response

MidoriyaIzuku
I already have so many ideas!

AshidoMina
wait before you start listing them

MidoriyaIzuku
?

AshidoMina
may I propose a friendly competition?

IidaTenya
in what vein?

AshidoMina
who can come up with the best way to get villains to respond?

AshidoMina
categories include: funniest, weirdest, coolest, cutest, and (if everyone is comfortable with it)sexiest

IidaTenya
I don’t see the harm so long as no one gets too competitive

KaminariDenki
does that mean kachan is already disqualified?

BakugoKatsuki
you don’t call me that

MidoriyaIzuku
you don’t call him that

KaminariDenki
suddenly unsure which is scarier

ShinsouHitoshi
so do I need to pick out prizes? Or...

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Nedzu
Am I a mouse? Am I a bear? Am I a dog? What matters is I’m the principal!

SeroHanta
hi

IidaTenya
Hello sir

MidoriyaIzuku
hi

KaminariDenki
is something up?

YaoyarozuMomo
to what do we owe this pleasure?

HagakureToru
nice to meet you

JiroKyoka
yo

Nedzu
as your teacher is currently on assignment I volunteered to address some last minute things

IidaTenya
we thank you for your diligence sir

AshidoMina
what’s going on?

KaminariDenki
what kind of assignment?

Nedzu
perhaps you all would be excited to know a number of teachers have expressed interest in judging that little competition you have regarding Shinsou’s quirk

AshidoMina
yes!

KaminariDenki
really!?

SeroHanta
dude that’s so cool

ShinsouHitoshi
this is wild

MidoriyaIzuku
if teachers are getting involved wouldn’t that mean they have plans for the competition?

Nedzu
right you are Midoriya

AshidoMina
!!!

KaminariDenki
sweet

KirishimaEijiro
that’s so manly

YaoyarozuMomo
thank you for your consideration

ShinsouHitoshi
you guys do realise he hasn’t said what the plans are right?

IidaTenya
as the principal of such a respectable establishment whatever he has planned is sure to be grand

Nedzu
nothing too grand simply a free pass on any assignment/test(excluding midterm/finals) for the best of each proposed category

BakugoKatsuki
weak ass shit

IidaTenya
language!

KaminariDenki
speak for yourself!

AshidoMina
I have to get at least one

IidaTenya
I would hope such things were unnecessary

YaoyarozuMomo
I don’t believe I’ll be participating in that case

KyokaJiro
why’s that?

MidoriyaIzuku
yeah I’ve always been in the top 10% of class so I think I’ll bow out

UrurakaOchaco
but you love quirk stuff Midori

YaoyarozuMomo
like Midoriya I’ve always been advanced and it’s not as if we can’t contribute after the competition ends

IidaTenya
well said

MidoriyaIzuku
yeah

Nedzu
now for the other things I’m here for @MidoriyaIzuku would you and @BakugoKatsuki like to talk privately?

BakugoKatsuki
if this is about middle school it was a shitshow and everyone knew one of the teachers had a tech quirk they used to cover shit up

MidoriyaIzuku
Aldera is good at covering their tracks if that’s what this is about

Nedzu
I was hoping one of you might have recorded something on your phones

MidoriyaIzuku
front desk had a jamming quirk

Nedzu
so I can arrest her for illegal quirk use at least

MidoriyaIzuku
I wish you luck sir

UrurakaOchaco
if the building gets condemned can you let us know?

HagakureToru
yeah I wanna use a sledgehammer!

KirishimaEijiro
or a jackhammer!

Nedzu
we shall see

Nedzu
now for the last thing I felt the need to warn you of the protocols for students with a negative association with teachers

MidoriyaIzuku
like?

Nedzu
you may and are encouraged to invite a classmate/friend to any teacher/student meetings among other things

MidoriyaIzuku
I don’t know how to feel about this

Nedzu
understandable I myself believe that the best way to earn something is to show it

Nedzu
trust is not an easy thing to earn but a hero is not an easy thing to be I expect the rest of you to understand that

KaminariDenki
dude what can you do?

UrurakaOchaco
don’t all message him at once!

IidaTenya
let Midoriya get acquainted with his new position before we ask any questions

YaoyarozuMomo
please give him some time

AsuiTsuyu
I find it interesting that we’ve almost unconsciously decide the class president and vice without talking about it

KaminariDenki
oh shit you right

IidaTenya
language!

YaoyarozuMomo
what ever do you mean?

SeroHanta
they mean that you and Iida have been managing the class

OjiroMashirou
yeah it seems kind of natural for you

ShojiMezou
Iida’s more of a discipline type a guy so he’d be prez

HagakureToru
and Yaoyarozu would be his more approachable vice!

IidaTenya
I’d be honored

YaoyarozuMomo
thank you all

KaminariDenki
nicknames!

TodorokiShoto
may I request something that insults my father?

AshidoMina
let’s earn them!

Vice
Todoroki!

KaminariDenki
earn them?

TodorokiShoto
I live with him

AshidoMina
yeah so we don’t overwhelm Midori with Nickname requests

Prez
Excelent idea!

Prez
Midoriya?!

AsuiTsuyu
that’s really considerate

Vice
thank you all for your understanding and support

Vice
except you Todoroki

Prez
Midoriya why did you indulge him?

MidoriyaIzuku
it’s Endeavor

DaddyIssues
^

Vice
*sigh*

MidoriyaIzuku
I figure since she asked day one...

IidaTenya
perfectly acceptable

BakugoKatsuki
better not call me some thing weird

Bomberanian
...

MidoriyaIzuku
that’s your gamer tag you can’t get mad you picked it

Bomberanian
FUCKING WATCH ME!

Prez
language!

Chapter Text

KaminariDenki
first day first day first day!

AshidoMina
when did my alarm melt I’m gonna be late!?

Prez
I hope everyone had a good nights sleep for the coming trials

SeroHanta
dude calm down it’s just orientation

TokoyamiFumikage
tell the realm your plans...

ShojiMezou
why do I suddenly feel jinxed?

Vice
orientation might not be the only thing on the agenda. Please remember to at least bring a notebook and writing instrument

UrurakaOchako
on the train

OjirouMezou
is anyone else nervous?

HagakureToru
I am

KirishimaEijiro
man we’re finally seeing each other in person

Prez
please remember to ask before initiating physical contact

AshidoMina
I can see the gate

Prez
you can stop running now

AshidoMina
how did you know

Vice
Ashido you are very pink and the windows are aimed at the gate

AshidoMina
oop

MidoriyaIzuku
logically I know why the doors are so big. emotionally? I want to ask why

UrurakaOchako
I get it

Prez
go directly to your seats once you arrive

KodaKouji
sensei does seem like the type to prefer the “in your seats at the bell” thing

Vice
warning Iida and Bakugo are arguing over putting ones feet on their desk

MidoriyaIzuku
that’s a losing battle

AshidoMina
I can’t believe we survived that

SeroHanta
new rule: the words “fun” and “fair” are officially banned from homeroom

Tsu
can we all take a moment to appreciate sensei adding “except for Midoriya” at the end of most of our instructions

AshidoMina
should have known better

TokoyamiFumikage
a mad banquet of darkness

Prez
can we agree not to ask Midoriya or Ururaka what sensei wanted to talk about

KaminariDenki
does anyone know why sensei told Midoriya not to use his quirk on the ball toss specifically?

KirishimaEijiro
prying isn’t manly

ShinsouHitoshi
I’m like 68% sure Midori planned to use his quirk just then

Vice
does anyone know where he was carrying that notebook

OjirouMashirou
no idea

ShojiMezou
it kind of just appeared

JiroKyoka
I want to know where he hid it

DaddyIssues
he gave it to me

HagakureToru
I mean this in the nicest way possible: why you?

DaddyIssues
he had a list of ways to disable my fathers quirk he wanted to show me

Vice
this is just gonna be a thing with you two isn’t it?

ShinsouHitoshi
I’d be happy to join in

Prez
while I do not condone such hateful actions I do understand the sentiment

KaminariDenki
dude now I’m curious

Prez
let’s just say he’s the only person outside of actual villains to cause my brother to raise his voice in an angry manner

DaddyIssues
common side effect of interacting with the man

UrurakaOchaco
freedom!

JiroKyoka
welcome to the party

MidoriyaIzuku
@Bomberanian found another aldera lie

Bomberanian
fucking which one!?

Prez
language!

MidoriyaIzuku
”therapy is for the weak, the commission won’t let a crazy person become a hero”

UrurakaOchaco
it’s actually a graduation requirement

Bomberanian
hag is gonna love that

Prez
was that not common knowledge?

Vice
I feel like that should be common knowledge

KirishimaEijiro
suddenly even more worried about all aldera students

KaminariDenki
mood

AshidoMina
petition to rename Ururaka to Infinity: all in favor ✋

KaminariDenki
✋

SeroHanta
✋

KirishimaEijiro
✋

HagakureToru
✋

Prez
so long as she has no problem with it ✋

OjirouMashirou
✋

UrurakaOchaco
I like it!

JiroKyoka
✋ it’s fitting

MidoriyaIzuku
Hound Dog can help anybody find a therapist

Infinity
he’ll also be holding some required sessions for our first villain encounter and stuff like that

MidoriyaIzuku
Nori-san and my mom are relieved by it

JiroKyoka
Nori-san?

MidoriyaIzuku
personal mentor

JiroKyoka
nice

ShinsouHitoshi
was it just me @MidoriyaIzuku or did you know

KaminariDenki
know what?

MidoriyaIzuku
oh I know

KaminariDenki
guys please

ShinsouHitoshi
the first rule of underground fans?

KaminariDenki
I’m about to get my brain read

MidoriyaIzuku
”don’t talk about the underground”

KirishimaEijiro
sensei’s underground?

ShinsouHitoshi
couldn’t say Kiri they’re very secretive

Prez
yes, though we will likely have at least some training in the branch

AshidoMina
ooh we get to be all sneaky sneaky

KaminariDenki
don’t be suspicious

AshidoMina
don’t be suspicious

SeroHanta
don’t be suspicious

Bomberanian
no we are not doing that

KirishimaEijiro
doing what bro?

Bomberanian
don’t bullshit me

Prez
language!

MidoriyaIzuku
okay I need everybody not to question me

MidoriyaIzuku
I’m playing with fire

Infinity
we’ll do our best

Prez
Midoriya!

ProblemChild
inside joke

KaminariDenki
pfft

Prez
is this part of the joke?

ShinsouHitoshi
you met sensei before? And you called him THAT?

Bomberanian
I’m sticking with hobo-sensei

KirishimaEijiro
are you sure about this

ProblemChild
no

ProblemChild
I’not sure

ProblemChild
I should change it

WalmartMothman
you

ProblemChild
me?

WalmartMothman
no more midnight stargazing

ProblemChild
yes sir

ProblemChild
I lived!

ShinsouHitoshi
he locked it

KaminariDenki
the madlad

AshidoMina
I can’t believe that happened

Prez
I was not expecting that

Bomberanian
DEKU WHAT THE FUCK?

Prez
language!

Bomberanian
JAPANESSE FUCKER

Prez
that is not what I meant and I think you know that

Bomberanian
DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER

ProblemChild
this could take awhile

Prez
I do not understand why you behave in such a manner

Infinity
I’m taking a nap

Bomberanian
WANT TO FUCKING GO GLASSES?

KaminariDenki
lucky

Chapter Text

KaminariDenki
so does anyone have a guess of what's going on today?

Vice
should be regular classes with heroics after lunch

KirishimaEijiro
getting taught math by heroes is going to be so sureal

Prez
*surreal

HagakureToru
after yesterday the normal school stuff sounds kinda relaxing

ProblemChild
why is my first quirk session tomorrow and not today

Infinity
maybe today is practical and tomorrow will be theoretical?

JiroKyoka
good a reason as any

AshidoMina
so glad I don’t have to run today

ShojiMezou
@ShinsouHitoshiwhere are you

ShinsouHitoshi
down the hall you lot are loud

Prez
that doesn’t mean you should risk being late

ShinsouHitoshi
fine

KrishimaEijiro
I was right

ProblemChild
started each class fanboying hard ended bored out of my mind

SeroHanta
the first days will be like that

AshidoMina
I want to agree but I kinda need reveiw

KaminariDenki
mood

ShinsouHitoshi
if only I could nap in class

Prez
I understand how difficult these first few days will be and I appreciate your patience

Infinity
remember we have heroics next

JiroKyoka
love that everyone is on their phones with their classes no matter how far apart they are

Vice
well having 20 students at the same table would be difficult

Tsu
not to mention the introverts trying to recharge during lunch while the extroverts socialize with other classes

AshidoMina
speaking of other classes I’m eating with a 1b girl today she’s saying they already have a guy that’s “way too competitive with 1a”

ProblemChild
mark my words he’s gonna target me

Bomberanian
I’ll fight the fucker

Prez
language!

KodaKouji
why target you midori?

ProblemChild
cause the universe is out to get me

KaminariDenki
wish I could tell if you’rejoking

OjiroMashirou
any guesses on who our heroics teacher is?

JiroKyoka
maybe we’d know if we were in orientation yesterday

AshidoMina
no dice Tokage says the heroics and our teacher skipped

ProblemChild
wait who did you all get in your acceptance hologram?

KirishimaEijiro
dude it was so cool, All Might told me I got in

Infinity
me too

TokoyamiFumikage
I too, was informed of my status as a hero student by our esteemed number 1

Bomberanian
why he twisted his time with you extras I’ll never know

KaminariDenki
rood

Tsu
it was kinda rushed though

KodaKouji
it was like he took too long on the others and had to get through it quickly

ProblemChild
really? He seemed pretty enthusiastic

ProblemChild
but someone was definitely trying to hurry him up

ShinsouHitoshi
maybe yours was first recorded midori

Prez
there’s the bell please make your way to the classroom in an orderly fashion

HagakureToru
problem: my costume is just boots and gloves

Prez
please wear a pe uniform until we get this sorted

ShinsouHitoshi
@Vice think you can make a tear off version so she doesn’t have to sit out?

Vice
I don’t like it but it’s the best option we have

Infinity
do you guys have any issues with the liberties the support companies took?

DaddyIssues
if they didn’t change mine I don’t think they would change anyone’s

Bomberanian
you chose that?

ProblemChild
I’m sure All Might will adress this

AshidoMina
I hope so, not liking how uncomfortable my friends are right now

Prez
We must not be late head out please

OjirouMashirou
that could have been worse

ShojiMezou
no major injuries

Vice
he looked quite annoyed by our predicament

HagakureToru
I’m glad he took it seriously

JiroKyoka
you couldn’t hear what he said under his breath

KaminariDenki
weel don’t leave us in suspense

AshidoMina
tell us tell us

JiroKyoka
”I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but not even I am that stupid”

KaminariDenki
pfft

Infinity
are we ignoring the “teaching for dummies” book or...

SatoRikido
all things considered he’s not doing too bad

ProblemChild
thanks @OjiroMashirou for helping with my alternate assignment

OjiroMashirou
not gonna lie, kinda relieved he let me teach you some martial arts while the others do that exercise

HagakureToru
speaking of, I hope I never get put against Todoroki again

DaddyIssues
you didn’t get frostbite did you? I tried to end it fast enough it wouldn’t set in

HagakureToru
I’m good, probably gonna have some hot coco

JiroKyoka
are we gonna talk about the terminates thing?

KirishimaEijiro
yeah man, I understand having issues with your quirk but...

ProblemChild
it’s your quirk something only you can wield you choose how it’s used and what it becomes

DaddyIssues
I won’t use my fathers half

Bomberanian
YOU LOOKING DOWN ON ME?

ProblemChild
that’s the thing it isn’t HIS it’s YOURS

ShinsouHitoshi
fuck endeavor!

AshidoMina
Fuck Endeavor!

Prez
language!

KaminariDenki
fuck endeavor!

ProblemChild
disown him mentally/emotionally don’t let him dictate your life even this much

DaddyIssues
I’ll try

Vice
that’s all we can ask of you

SeroHanta
in other news @KaminariDenki would you be insulted if we called you pichu

AshidoMina
yeah! Then you could “evolve” when we get our provisions and graduate

KaminariDenki
I’d love that

Pichu
nice

TokoyamiFumikage
dark shadow requests we be called murkrow

ShojiMezou
not corvinight?

Murkrow
“the knight is a steel bird we are dark birds.”

KodaKouji
that makes sense

ShinsouHitoshi
I’m saying right now anyone calls me hypno and they get a video of them doing the chicken dance posted online

Prez
do not threaten people

DadyIssues
do you take request?

Vice
Todoroki!

DaddyIssues
I live with him

Vice
*sigh*

Chapter Text

HagakureToru
good morning~[musicnote]

ShinsoHitoshi
ugh morning people

OjiroMashirou
hey just because you stayed up til 2am ...

AshidoMina
ooooh

Pichu
called out!

ShinsouHitoshi
I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now /s

Prez
Forgive me but I don't quite know the meaning of "/s"

Infinity
it's a tone thing

ShinsouHitoshi
/s=sarcastic

SeroHanta
not to be confused with "/srs" witch means "serious"

Vice
*which

Prez
thank you

ProblemChild
good morning Hagakure! Iida you might want to look those indicators up there's a few

Vice
*there're or there are

HagakureToru
damn only one good morning I feel so loved /hj

AshidoMina
hvkushuskhjvfbj

AshidoMina
I'm sorry good morning

JiroKyoka
morning

Infinity
good morning

OjiroMashirou
good morning

Vice
good morning Hagakure

Murkrow
may the suns rays awaken the hero within

Prez
wonderful morning/g

Bomberanian
half of you are in the class knock it off

SeroHanta
way to kill the vibe

KirishimaEijiro
come on bro don't be like that

Bomberanian
fuck you!

Prez
language!

KoudaKouji
teacher incoming!

Tsu
can we once again appreciate Aizawa-Sensei for everything he puts up with

Pichu
it has to be a joke though right?

KirishimaEijiro
I don't know man I don't think Sensei would joke about something like this

AshidoMina
can confirm 1b did not pick their prez and vice before today

ProblemChild
to be fair we didn't really pick so much as fall into place

Bomberanian
not our fault the extras are idiots

ShinsouHitoshi
as a former extra can I just say "rood"

AshidoMina
I'm pretty suufnui

Prez
it's just the press! @all

ProblemChild
@Vice megahorn!

SeroHanta
so about what happened at lunch

AshidoMina
yeah that was wild

OjiroMashirou
it was just the press

Tsu
but was it though?

Prez
all I saw was the press

Infinity
what do you mean Tsu-Chan?

Tsu
just something Midoriya-Chan was muttering about

Pichu
def something than

Bomberanian
this is me rolling my eyes

AshidoMina
whats he thinking?

Prez
perhaps he could share his theories later

SeroHanta
whats with the blind faith there @Pichu

Pichu
according to RG I could owe him my hole brain

SeroHanta
that bad?

Vice
*whole

Pichu
not yet but I'd prob be first to retire barring serious injury or death

JiroKyoka
not Pichu using words like "barring"/s

KirishimaEijiro
glad we caught it in time bro

Bomberanian
quirk councilors are idiots

KodaKoji
any other health things we should look out for?

KodaKoji
only if your comfortable of course!

HagakureToru
so precious

Infinity
nausea

ShinsouHitoshi
headaches

ShojiMezou
fair warning I can regen my extra limbs

HagakureToru
my blood is invisible

Prez
...

AshidoMina
...

Pichu
...

KodaKoji
...

KirishimaEijiro
...

Vice
...

SeroHanta
...

OjiroMashirou
...

Murkrow
...

Infinity
...

Bomberanian
...

Tsu
...

JiroKyoka
...

ShojiMezou
...

ShinsouHitoshi
...

AoyamaYuga
...

SatoRikido
...

HagakureToru
nice to know everybody lurks

ProblemChild
hey guys

ProblemChild
what are we talking about?

Bomberanian
invisobitch's blood is invisible

ProblemChild
...

HagakureToru
no cap I love that nickname

DaddyIssues
why did Midoriya just go back into the school?

Pichu
read up

DaddyIssues
ah...

Infinity
how was quirk counciling?

DaddyIssues
for me I direct you to my screen name for Midoriya he said something about multiple different colored human shaped flames?

Prez
...

Prez
I've got nothing

Vice
same

Murkrow
my own shadow looked much the same when I was young

Pichu
so his quirk has like multiple personalities

JiroKyoka
living up to the screenname

ProblemChild
the things I come back to

ProblemChild
@WalmartMothman

ProblemChild
night

Invisobitch
yay!

WalmartMothman
what now?

SeroHanta
are we not gonna talk abou "megahorn"?

Vice
I knew what he meant

JiroKyoka
thanks again for those noise canceling headphone

Chapter Text

ProblemChild
and now I have rainbow shades looming over me in my dreams

Murkrow
we honestly forgot about that

Infinity
poor midori that sounds terrifying

Bomberanian
cause you weren't weird enough

Prez
is this something we should be worried about?

ShojiMezuo
how do you forget something like that?

Murkrow
it should be fine

Murkrow
I was four

ShinsouHitoshi
should be?

Prez
should be?

Vice
should be?

Murkrow
every quirk is different

Invisobitch
well we'll help you Midori!

Infinity
we got your back

AshidoMina
I'm down to clown

JiroKyoka
the only question is: how?

Bomberanian
you /are/ a clown pinky

Vice
we should really stick to moral support for now

AshidoMina
I'm keeping that as a back up hero name just to spite you

ProblemChild
what's your first choice?

AshidoMina
Alien Queen!

Pichu
isn’t that trademarked?

AshidoMina
no

AshidoMina
is it?

Pichu
hold up

ProblemChild
something feels off

OjiroMashirou
not surprised

SeroHanta
I mean yeah?

ProblemChild
no not that

ProblemChild
it's going to be one of those days

Infinity
what kind of days?

Bomberanian
paranoid bastard

Prez
language!

ProblemChild
just because a day doesn't go wrong for you doesn't mean it doesn't go wrong

Pichu
ominous

Pichu
and the trademark is held by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation

Bomberanian
whatever

AshidoMina
dang it

KirishimaEijiro
didn’t Disney try to buy them in the 2020s

SeroHanta
dude they tried to buy everything back than

JiroKyoka
and then quirks happened

Bomberanian
change her name Deku

Pinky
it’ll do

Pinky
for now

Prez
is everyone on their way?

Pinky
on the train with plenty of time to spare

ProblemChild
I'm already in class

Infinity
did you get any sleep?

ProblemChild
yeah plenty it was just...

Pichu
weird?

KirishimaEijiro
strange?

SeroHanta
unnerving?

ProblemChild
all of that

Prez
if the quiet ones could step into the classroom there is less than a minute left

Pinky
field trip!!!

ShojiMezou
it feels weird to be doing this in the first week

ProblemChild
something still feels off

Bomberanian
chickening out are you Deku?!

Inifnity
let's not do this

Vice
two minutes

Invisobitch
hfbkjdnukrehjk

Pichu
@Nedzu HELP

Pinky
@Nedzu HELP thirteen is hurt!

ShinsouHitoshi
@All flood

SeroHanta
@Nedzu HELP

JiroKyoka
@All cliffs

OjiroMashirou
@All fire

Murkrow
@All rain

Tsu
@Nedzu sir sensei is hurt

Infinity
@Nedzu All Might is bleeding

ProblemChild
if you live alone pick a friend and stay with them in till further notice

Vice
@Infinity with me

Infinity
why you calling me out like that

Bomberanian
don’t act like wedidn’t catch you trying to sneak away

Infinity
and why are you heading off with kiri?

Bomberanian
none of your fucking business

Prez
language

ProblemChild
his parents are out of town on business and it was either kiri or me

Infinity
but why though

ProblemChild
my mom’s his godmother

KirishimaEijiro
I’m just happy he admitted we were friends

Bomberanian
don’t push it

SeroHanto
kiri is a solid bro

ProblemChild
hmm

RockSolid
Broooo!!!!

SeroHanta
Brooo

Pichu
Bro!

Bomberanian
🛑❌🚫🔇🖕

Invisobitch
pfft!

Chapter Text

Vice
I may require some assistance?

Prez
How may I be of assistance?

Vice
Ururaka has been standing staring at my guest house for the last ten minutes and she won’t respond

Tsu
”guest house”

Vice
yes?

JiroKyoka
Yaomomo, most of us don’t have guest houses at all

DaddyIssues
for some of us that’s a good thing

Prez
A guest house is in actuality quite the security risk in heroics

Vice
Is it truly?

Invisobitch
stories?

Prez
too many to type out

Murkrow
Truly many of us do not have guest rooms

Vice
is that why it took such time to decide where the boys would go?

ShojiMezou
to some people even a pull out couch or cot could be considered a luxury

Vice
I am suddenly painfully aware of how out of touch I am

JiroKyoka
better to learn that now than in an interview

Pinky
and home everybody sound off!

AoyamaYuga
petition to name Midoriya’s Mother SaintessInko

ProblemChild
undiundhbkhnkhbku

Bomberanian
seconded

RockSolid
he won’t let me go over to meet her

ShojiMezou
Tokoyami has a wonderful place

Murkrow
Dark Shadow insists I reply in the chat so that the class might be included: thank you

OjirouMashirou
Koda is enjoying the zen garden behind the dojo

Invisobitch
are there birds? please say there are birds

Vice
Ururaka just shook herself and is acting like nothing happened

Invisobitch
do you have any birds @Vice?

Vice
technically

Invisobitch
oh?

JiroKyoka
technically?

Pichu
hey guys I’m vaguely aware again, and @ShinsouHitoshi is staying the night

ShinsouHitoshi
your mother is scary

Pichu
I know

Prez
That is good to hear

Pinky
there are 5 more that haven’t checked in do I need to start @ing people

ProblemChild
probably

Vice
They are likely just caught up with family

Pinky
bet

Pinky
@SeroHanta, @SatouRikido, @DaddyIssues, @Tsu

Pinky
who have I forgotten!?

Vice
Did you count yourself as someone who has checked in?

Pinky
so any new nicknames for today?

Tsu
hi being smothered bye

Invisobitch
lol

SeroHanta
what are we laughing at?

ShinsouHitoshi
Ashido trying to distract us with nicknames

Pichu
I have one for Jiro btw

JiroKyoka
this’ll be good /s

SatouRikido
sorry stress baking

Vice
At least give him a chance Jiro

JiroKyoka
fine

Prez
That is perfectly understandable Satou

ProblemChild
what is it Pichu?

Pichu
PowerBallad

JiroKyoka
okay that’s not bad

Invisobitch
not bad!? it’s awesome

Pinky
it’s so cool

Vice
Quite fitting

Infinity
do it! do it do it do it

AoyamaYuga
I believe the ladies have spoken

Bomberanian
you could do worse

RockSolid
translation: that’s badass

Prez
Language!

ProblemChild
I figured I would give the girls more weight when picking their names

SeroHanta
probably a good idea

Prez
Has Todoroki checked in yet?

Vice
No I’m afraid not

Pinky
you could @ him

Vice
…

Prez
…

ShinsouHitoshi
lol

Pichu
hey @DaddyIssues you’re freaking everybody out

ProblemChild
oh Shinsou what do you think about MindFlayer?

ShinsouHitoshi
sounds familiar

Murkrow
it is a creature of mind magics

Murkrow
be it trapping one within their own mind or altering your perception of reality

Murkrow
a Mind Flayer is a most daunting opponent

SeroHanta
yo, do you play DND

OjirouMashiro
more importantly can you DM

ShojiMezou
he froze and Dark Shadow is cackling with glee so I’m going to say yes

ProblemChild
so?

ShinsouHitoshi
sure but I reserve the right to change my mind

DaddyIssues
hi, this is Shoto’s sister. Our father confiscated his phone for “disrespecting him”. He is doing well.

Pinky
thanks for checking in

KodaKoji
@Vice birds?

PowerBallad
yeah how do you /technically/ have birds?

Vice
They are part of Mother’s favorite rehabilitation program and I’m not allowed near the aviary

KodaKoji
!!!

Invisobitch
that’s so cool

ProblemChild
which program

Vice
Wild Bird Society of Japan

Infinity
I think my family built one of their facilities

Vice
which one

Infinity
the one in Mei if there is one

Vice
noted

Infinity
?

Prez
I believe it is time we all get our rest

Pinky
oh it’s that time already

RockSolid
aw, I just got back

Bomberanian
suffer