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“Okay, I've settled on my grand scheme. I have to... Are you even paying attention, Inner?” Haruno Sakura, a woman in her mid-30s, sighed at her reflective inner self.
She sat down on a chair that was empty and muttered obscenities to herself as a wave of her long, pink, fluffy hair flowed in the breeze.
“What was your master plan, dear outer?” a curious voice that came from inside her skull, spoke.
“Well, thanks for asking me again! Anyhow, Inner hear me out. I possess every resurrection scroll needed to resurrect the Akatuski. And tonight I'm going to accomplish it, beginning with Sasori the puppeteer. “ Sakura exclaimed with pride and excitement.
She pulled a scroll out of her pocket, opened it, and carefully read through her master plan, hoping nothing would be wrong.
"Hey, girl, don't worry about this too much. You've worked incredibly hard! So I have no doubt that everything will work out. On the other hand, the main question is, "Will they fuck us hard and sleep with us?" Inner questioned anxiously. “ Since the men in Konoha are just unable to satiate our sexual cravings, we've always pictured the Akatsuki fucking us everywhere, in every hole. Of course, all of these thoughts came to us when we were adults and yearned for sex... Periods are a waste since they make us so horny. “
The outer's cheeks experienced a slight blush. “ Indeed! Having a period can be really frustrating. It's the single occasion when I can't truly, really control my sexual desires.”
“ Well, yeah, it kind of stinks that we have to threaten to kill the males we unintentionally jump on in order to keep it a secret when we're truly sexually frustrated. “ Inner sighed in disappointment and nodded in agreement. "However, I have to acknowledge that our plan is excellent. Will they actually have as much sex with us as we want? The possibility that they could kill us instead should be considered.”
“Hmm… Well… You're right, they may put an end to our life. But I've got a strategy to get them to want to fuck me! “
“-fuck us.”
"Yes, ma'am," Sakura responded in jest, rolling her eyes in a fun manner. Inner did the same.
“ And what exactly is this plan?” Inner was interested and enquired of Sakura.
“ You just have to wait until I finish all of this work, you know, I've had to save some lives at the hospital! Working woman and all that.” In an effort to feel a little more energetic so she could finish her work shift faster, Sakura yawned softly and cracked her neck to the sides and stretched her arms high up in the air.
*A couple of hours later*
"Ugh, I'm exhausted!" As Sakura's head crashed on the top of her desk, she let out a loud yawn. She had just finished the day's final batch of paperwork. On her desk, everything was neatly arranged on the right side, leaving the left side ultimately unoccupied.
Sakura let out a second sluggish yawn before turning away to look at the clock, where she noticed that it was already 1 a.m.
She wanted to go to bed for the night because she was getting increasingly sleepy, so she decided against carrying out her plan. Fortunately, though, she had a rigorous inner self. “ Sakura! God forbid! Don't doze off on me right now! Be aware that Sasori is meant to fuck our pussy! And right now is the time for that! ”
Yawning, Sakura raised her head from her desk. “ Okay, I can handle this. “ She told herself as she straightened her back and stood up.
"And your premise was..." Inner repeated her inquiry gently, assuring Sakura that she had not forgotten about her new strategy for getting Sasori to fuck them.
"Let’s relocate first? With all the cameras lying around and the night shift workers in the middle of their work, it seems kind of bad to do it in the hospital.”
“Sounds smart. “
After making a few hand gestures and producing the teleportation jutsu, Sakura clasped her hands together and teleported away in a cloud of smoke.
Within the Forest of Death, close to a large oak tree, she reappeared. Looking around her, she searched for any signs of life. But when she couldn't find anyone, she grinned happily. ‘Good, nobody's around.’ She mused.
A door in the center of the large oak tree began to open as she made another hand motion, granting her complete entry to the interior.
"Watch me closely, Inner! This is going to work out well.” Sakura grinned resolutely and entered the newly formed door.
Her eyes shone as she peered towards the heart of the tree, where there was mostly vacant space, a ritual jutsu laid out on the floor, and other fun items like a bed on the left side with sex toys on top, a whip, shackles, a gag ball, and more.
"I'm happy for you! You've truly made it appealing, good job! “ Her subconscious applauded proudly.
Sakura swallowed a bump as she became apprehensive, and some sweat began to seep onto her skin. She was concerned that something would go wrong when performing the ritual jutsu to call Sasori. It seemed that you could only summon 1 or 2 if you're very lucky, and Sakura didn't really believe in her own luck, so, contrary to her initial expectations, she was unable to summon them all at once. She was merely praying that she would be able to summon one of them, starting with Sasori.
“Are you already feeling uneasy, Sakura?” Inner could feel how tense her muscles were from inside of her, and she scoffed inwardly in disappointment at Sakura for her mild freakout.
Sakura began to carefully unzip her top, exposing her bra and naked stomach, shaking her head in an effort to distract herself from her anxiety. She then removed her bra, feeling her exposed nipples freeze in the chilly air.
“ahh,” She exhaled softly to herself, feeling a little hot.
Sakura began to shudder as she abruptly undid the rest of her clothes; her underwear and pants, leaving her fully exposed and with a damp pussy.
She let her mouth open wide and inserted her index finger all the way inside, coating it with saliva from her tongue. She then softly squeezed the little bulb of her pussy with her index finger, becoming even more excited.
“ I can't wait to get fucked, fuck!” Sakura let out a deep breath and gave her pussy, which was getting slicker to the touch, a gentle stroke.
Sakura grew incredibly horny before she even began the summoning jutsu, and Inner sighed at her. "Hey, girl. Am I audible to your horny brain? Please pay attention! Get back to work and begin the Jutsu immediately! If we're fortunate, a massive cock will then smash into our pussy!”
"Ahh..! I’m on it! Hhm…!” Sakura's groan was a little louder and she stroked her pussy a little quicker.
"No, we don't come right now! Not until we get that cock firmly lodged inside our pussy! “ Sakura was chastised by Inner for getting into a sexual trance.
“Ahh…!” Before speaking, she let out a small whimper. "Okay, inner, I got it! Let's begin this jutsu right away!
Sakura used her right hand to open her pussy hole and spread her legs apart in front of the jutsu while using her left hand to make the jutsu's hand gestures.
“Resurrection Jutsu, please. ” She let out a loud cry as she filled her hands with chakra, causing it to transition into the ceremonial jutsu on the ground.
She was suddenly unable to see anything because of a thick cloud of smoke that erupted from the resurrection jutsu.
“What's this location? “ Through the smoke, a bored tone could be heard.
"Danna, why the heck should I know?" A second voice suddenly spoke, sounding agitated.
"You two should settle down. We've been revived once more. “ An authoritative, yet composed voice said.
“Seriously? What is our current purpose, is there a new battle, or what? “ The already irritated voice inquired, sounding much angrier now.
“ I don't believe the person that called us has any malice in their heart. “ The steadily assertive voice said.
“Now that you mention it, leader, I feel someone's chakra right in front of us “. The voice that had earlier sounded irritated spoke with a faint undertone of disbelief.
“Hmm… “ The initial voice sounded deliberative.
“Danna, what's up? “ An additional voice inquired.
He said, "I recognize this chakra," with a raspy smirk in his voice. "I see it's you. Let's clear the smoke out of the way so I can see you, my defeater, clearly.”
“Defeater…? That pink-haired woman who killed you along with the elderly grandmother? “ The voice was startled.
“ Yes, what was her name again, hmm? “ With a bored tone in his voice, he pondered aloud.
A new, fourth, and far deeper voice stated, "Haruno Sakura from Konoha."
“Ah, I see. Sakura was it.” The monotonous voice murmured as he slowly formed a jutsu with his palms locked together.
‘What should I do, oh my God? Once he clears the smoke, everyone will be able to see me. INNER!?!’ Sakura was a little uneasy about the unexpected twist in the plot.