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Warning: The following book contains Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Themes, Flashing Lights, as well as Rampant Demon Horniness... So yes, it's intended for mature audiences.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

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[Los Angeles, California]

News Anchor: BREAKING NEWS! Developing right now is the search for a killer in California after a popular singer-songwriter was shot dead. A 26-year old S/N was killed today. Police say the young artist's real name is Y/N L/N. Witnesses say that S/N was trying to save a woman from being robbed; she later called the police and explained the current situation. But it was too late. Police said that S/N was pronounced dead on the spot.

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[2 Hours Ago...]

Y/N was seen sitting on his couch, flipping through different channels.

Y/N: "There's nothing interesting to watch nowadays." He groaned.

Y/N: "I'm just going to go for a short walk; at least I can find something to do outside." He said to himself.

He got up and went to his room to change his attire.

After he finished, he walked downstairs, but before going out, he called for his mom.

Y/N: "Mom! I'm going out for the night. I'm going to walk around town for a bit. I might come home a little late." He yelled.

Mom: "Ok, sweetie! Don't stay out too late though! Love you and stay safe." She yelled back.

Y/N: "Alright, I love you too, mom!" He said, before leaving the house.

He locked the door and started walking around for a bit.

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[Small Timeskip]

As he was walking around town looking for a place to eat or hang around, he suddenly heard a yell for help.

???: "HELP! HELP ME!" A person cried out.

He was startled by the screaming and quickly looked around to find the cause of the noise.

???: "HELP ME PLEASE!" The person cried out again.

He quickly followed the voice of the person, which he figured out was a woman's. He followed the voice into an alleyway and approached cautiously.

???: "Please don't hurt me... I'll give you anything, just please... don't hurt me." He heard the girl say while holding back tears.

???: "I told you to shut the fuck up and give me everything you got!" A man's voice was heard afterward.

???: "Yo, James, quiet down! You're going to get the attention of everyone in this town if you won't stop fucking screaming." Another voice loudly whispered.

James: "I know what I'm fucking doing! It's this bitch who won't listen to a word I say!" He said back to his friend.

???: "Pshh... Whatever you say man." His friend countered.

As Y/N was quietly listening to their conversation, he planned out how he could save the woman without them both being shot.

Y/N: "What the hell can I do?" He said to himself.

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[Your POV]

Y/N: "What the hell can I do?"

I said to myself while I quickly looked back at the men, looking for an opening to charge at one of them, preferably the guy with the gun. I was soon cut off from my thoughts after he yelled back at the woman.

James: "C'mon now, drop everything!"

I saw my window of opportunity as the other guy turned around. I quickly ran towards the man named James and disarmed the gun from his hands. After that, I quickly pushed him down, making his body fall backwards.

???: Hey! What the fuck are you doing here?!"

His friend tried to punch me, but I quickly ducked under his punch and threw a jab at his face. He stumbled back and fell to the floor. I quickly grabbed the woman's hand and ran as fast as I could out of the alleyway.

James: Follow them! Don't let them get away!

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[After 15 Minutes Of Running]

After running for a while, the woman and I came to a stop. She instantly hugged me and cried on my shoulders.

???: "(cries) Thank you...T-thank you! I-I thought... t-they were gonna hurt me..."

Y/N: "Hey, don't worry, you're safe now. (while comforting her) Alright, listen to me. I want you to call the cops. Tell them everything that happened. But I want you to go, since they may be close behind."

???: "(slightly calmed) B-but where are you going to go?"

Y/N: "I'll try to distract them to buy time for the authorities to arrive. I want you to go and call them. Understood?"

She nods and quickly runs away, but stops and looks back at you.

???: "Thank you again, Mr..?"

Y/N: "Y/N. Y/N L/N"

I quickly said, before seeing her nod and running away. I turned around, hoping to distract the armed men. But I was met with a gunshot in the chest, making me fall to the ground. I tried getting back up, but I was in too much pain to move.

Y/N: "Ahhh! Fuck!"

I slowly started to look for the guy while trying my best to stop my blood flowing out of my chest. He suddenly got close and aimed the gun at my head.

James: "(aims gun) You thought you could escape us? This should teach you to never mess with other people's businesses.

Y/N: "F-fuck you!"

After that, all I heard was a loud gunshot. Suddenly, nothing... Everything was just black... D-did I... Did I die?

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Darkness... The only thing he can see. Nothing exists here... Just his mind floating around in this endless void...

Where is he, you might ask? Heaven? You would think so, right? Well, that's what he thought as well.

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[Your POV]

Y/N: "(groans) My head... What the fuck happened..? Where the hell (groans) am I..?"

I said, rubbing my head as I stood up slowly, trying to process what had happened to me.

Y/N: "W-where am I? How did I get here?"

I asked myself, while still being confused about my current situation. I noticed that I was in a forest with lots of dead trees. After wandering around for a bit, I stumbled across what looked to be a... city?

I tried to read what the sign said, but I couldn't since I was still dizzy. I went and approached the signs to get a better look at it.

As I approached the city, I finally got a better look at one of the signs. When I read it, I was filled with confusion.

Y/N: "W-welcome to Hell? T-This must be a joke. (slightly laughs) R-right?"

I tried to reassure myself that this was all fake and a dream. But, everything just felt so real to me.

Y/N: "N-no, this is not p-possible... (panics) I need to ask someone if this is really r-real."

I quickly entered the city to look for someone or anyone to ask where I actually was. As I was exploring the city, I finally found someone! But, they weren't your ordinary people; they looked much different... I noticed that they have different colored skin. Some were short and some were tall. As in really tall. They also have horns, and some even have sharp teeth... I mustered up all the strength I had left and approached one of the creatures.

Y/N: "(clears throat) E-excuse me s-sir."

???: Uhhhh... What the fuck do you want!"

He screamed, which kind of startled me. But I kept my composure and continued to ask questions.

Y/N: "S-sorry to b-bother you, but do you know where I am?"

???: "What kind of fucking question is that?! You're in Hell. What the fuck did you think you were?! Florida?!"

Now I'm panicking. He just confirmed that I'm actually in Hell. But why? From what I remember, I didn't do anything that was worth sending me to Hell. Or did I?

Y/N: "I-I'm actually in Hell?"

???: "No shit. I mean, you must've done something back on Earth to end up as a demon in this shithole."

Y/N: "D-demon?"

???: "Yeah, you're a demon, I'm a demon, everyone here is a demon."

Y/N: "Oh, u-umm... Ok, thank you."

Random Demon: "Yeah, yeah... Whatever."

With that, he left, leaving me confused and shocked about the things I heard.

After my interaction with the demon, I started walking around the city, stuck in my thoughts. I was still trying to comprehend what was happening. Then it hit me. M-My mother...

Y/N: "N-no... N-n-no no no no... Mom... No, I'm s-sorry..."

It hit me that I would never see my mother again. I remembered the promise I made to my mom, realizing that I couldn't do that anymore.

Y/N: "(breaks down into tears) M-mom... I-I'm so sorry... I'm s-sorry I-I can't protect y-you anymore... (continues to cry) Please f-forgive me..."

As I continued to cry on the sidewalk, I remembered the person who did this to me in the first place... James.

Y/N: "J-James, he k-killed me. (wipes tears) He did this to me. (slowly stands up) He's the one who put me here!

Y/N: (forms fist) HE KILLED ME!! You may not hear me now, but once I find a way out of here, I'll kill you! I'LL KILL YOU!!

I screamed loudly while gaining a sadistic smile.

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[Le Timeskip]

We now see Y/N walking around, trying to get used to where he will spend the rest of his life. He was currently lost in his thoughts. He was questioning if living in Hell was the same as living on Earth.

Y/N: "Is this place just like Earth? Do you need a job to earn money? Does money even exist here?" He asked himself.

As he was talking to himself, he accidentally bumped into a random demon.

Random Demon #2: "Hey! Watch where the fuck you're going!" The demon yelled.

Y/N: "Leave me alone..." He said rather quietly.

Random Demon #2: "What the fuck did you say to me?!" The demon yelled again.

Not wanting to deal with the situation, Y/N just ignored the demon and walked away, which was a mistake on his part. He was grabbed, forcing him to turn around.

Random Demon #2: "Hey, I'm talking to you!" The demon continued to yell.

Y/N: "Just leave me alone." He quickly said.

Random Demon #2: "You got a big mouth, I see. (pushes Y/N to the wall) I don't think you realize who's turf you're on. " The demon tells Y/N.

???: "Hey, boss. Is this kid giving you problems?" He heard someone say.

Y/N looked at the direction of the voice and saw two other demons approaching [Red: Menacingly]. One of them was red with horns, while the other was tall and had four eyes.

Turf Leader: "Yeah, this fucker acts like he owns this place. Why don't we teach him a lesson, boys?" The demon says to his cronies.

4-Eyed Demon: "With pleasure," He said with a creepy smile.

Y/N: "Look, just leave me alone. I don't want any trouble." Y/N tried reasoning with the demons.

Red Demon: "Well, trouble found you bitch!" The Red Demon yelled.

The three demons slowly approached Y/N, ready to attack him. This was the point where Y/N lost his patience.

Y/N: "I said, LEAVE. ME. ALONE!" Y/N yelled.

All of a sudden, two tendrils came out of Y/N's back and stabbed the two demons in the chest, skewering both of their hearts. It shocked not only the turf leader but Y/N himself.

Turf Leader: "W-what the fuck are you?" He stuttered.

Y/N says nothing, he just looks at the scared demon and smiles sadistically. Suddenly, Y/N's arm turns into a black shadow-like claw and grabs the turf leader by the neck, bringing him closer to his face.

Y/N: "I told you to leave me alone, didn't I?" Y/N said this with a sadistic smile and a creepy aura around him.

Before the turf leader could even reply, Y/N tossed him into a nearby dumpster. which knocked him out cold.

Y/N was satisfied with his work. He quickly started to inspect himself. He looked at the tendrils coming out of his back, and he inspected his hands, which were now sharp claws. Before he could comment on his new self, he was cut off by more of the turf leader's cronies.

Henchman #1: "Hey! He just hit our boss. Kill him!"

Y/N sees the henchmen preparing for a fight. He counted six of them. One of them had a gun, while the rest had knives and baseball bats. Y/N analyzes the situation, looking for the best course of action.

Y/N: "Alright, let's dance, motherfuckers!"
Y/N, said in a more demonic voice.

Y/N quickly charged at one of the demons, stabbing one of them with his claw. Two demons tried to rush Y/N his sides, but the tendrils easily held them back. One of the demons tried stabbing the tendrils, but was quickly disarmed and stabbed through the neck by the tendril. The other one tried hitting the tendril with his bat, but he ended up being stabbed multiple times by the tendrils. One of the demons managed to stab Y/N in the stomach, but he barely flinched. Y/N looked at the demon before he ripped his head right off. Y/N took the knife out before throwing it at one of the charging demons' heads.

He was interrupted by a demon shooting him. He quickly ran towards the demon, while his tendrils protected him from being shot by deflecting the incoming bullets. He reached the demon before throwing him in the air. Y/N then jumps toward the demon, grabbing his legs and arms. He slowly pulls the demon apart, separating the demon's upper body from his bottom half. Y/N then crashes into the ground, leaving a giant crater in the middle of the road. Y/N slowly stood back up, while the separated body fell back to the ground.

Y/N was about to leave the area, but he heard the groan of the turf leader.

The turf leader slowly starts to gain consciousness. Once he did, he looked around, seeing the madness our protagonist had done. He saw the mutilated bodies of his henchmen.

Before he could see anymore, he was quickly interrupted by Y/N. The turf leader tried crawling away from Y/N, but it was no use as Y/N continued to approach him.

Turf Leader: "L-listen man, (groans) y-you can g-go, we can j-just (groans) forget about w-what hap-" He was cut off by Y/N, who stabbed him through the eyes with his tendrils, killing him instantly.

Y/N soon comes back to his senses and quickly flees the scene. Leaving the dead bodies of the demons behind.

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[Small Timeskip]

We now see Y/N walking away from his previous battle with the turf leader and his men. As he was walking away, he passed some shop windows. He slowed his walking as he hadn't fully seen what he looked like.

Y/N slowly approached one of the shop windows and inspected his appearance.

[Your Appearance]

A wave of emotions poured through Y/N as he stared at his reflection, leading his hand to move towards his face. He hesitantly touched the glass surface as he struggled with the reality of his change. Questions about his life's path crowded his mind. Every memory from his time on Earth reappeared. But something in particular bothered him relentlessly. The fight with the turf leader and his men replayed vividly in his mind. It was a moment when an unknown power took control of him, compelling him to kill without hesitation. A dark cloud shrouded his actions as he recalled the relentless violence, this was not like him. The most disturbing reality, was that he found a sickening pleasure in killing others. It was a confusing realization, a feeling he had never experienced before.

After checking himself out in the reflection, Y/N slowly retreated from the storefront, a wave of apprehension crashing over him. He just had to get used to living in Hell...

Y/N straightened his attire and strode purposefully toward Pentagram City. With each step he took, nearby streetlamps flickered violently, casting an eerie glow on the surrounding area. Gradually, the world around him dissolved into darkness as his maniacal laughter roared through the city, a chilling reminder of his imminent ruling. Y/N relished the power he held over this city, knowing that with time he would have complete control.

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[LA Police Department, California]

It was a quiet afternoon in the LAPD. Well, quiet for the police officers... If you were there, you would find all the ringing phones and the sound of police sirens really bothersome and annoying. But, it's a normal Tuesday for the officers. Anyway, we now move into the office of Lieutenant Greg Miller. With him is a young journalist named Clark Silver. Clark Silver committed his career to the careful investigation and eloquent reporting of numerous murder cases, particularly those involving celebrities.

Clark: "Umm... Lieutenant, what can you tell me about the murder of Y/N L/N?

LT. Greg: "Ahh. I see you want to learn about the old days.

Clark: "Did you know Y/N L/N personally?"

LT. Greg: "Personally, 'no', but I've heard of him because of my father. He would also listen to him. Soon, it kind of passed down to the rest of my family. (laughs) I still listen to him to this day. It's sad to see such young artists die."

Clark: "What can you tell me about him?"

LT. Greg: "Not much really. But I bet you this file can."

Lieutenant Greg stands up and walks over to a small cabinet and begins to look for the file. After a few seconds, he found it.

LT. Greg: "Here you go, kid. (places file on the table)"

Clark then looks at the file he was given. He quickly read the title of the file, "File #347". Before he could open it, he was interrupted by a loudspeaker.

Loudspeaker: "Will Lieutenant Greg Miller, come to Captain Sanchez's office. I repeat, will Lieutenant Greg Miller come to Captain Sanchez's office. Thank you."

LT. Greg: "Well, it looks like I have to go. How about you come with me to the office? You can ask Captain Sanchez more about Y/N. He's been here the longest, so it might help with your little investigation."

Clark: "(nods) OK, I'll come with you."

Clark and Lieutenant Greg then prepare to leave his office. As Clark was at the door, he looked back at the file on the table before closing the door completely.

As soon as they left, the file then opened itself. It goes into a page where we can see the details of Y/N L/N. It then pans to the file, as the words begin to change. The pictures also began to change.

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Name: Y/N L/N
Birthdate: 1936
Death Date: 1962
Age of Death: 26
Cause of Death: Gunshot Wound (Head and Chest)
Species: Human (Formerly), Demon (Currently)
Alias: Hell's Musician, The Music Demon [pretty cliche], S/N [Stage Name]

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Normal Appearance (AKA Human Form):

Full Demon Appearance:

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Personality: When Y/N first arrived in Hell, he sought higher power, much like countless other sinners before him. In his pursuit for power, he took over many turfs and killed thousands of demons, slowly becoming an Overlord. His reputation spread far as a sadistic and manipulative force. However, as time passed, a newfound wellspring of compassion, optimism, and kindness emerged, slowly permeating this once-cold Overlord. He began to extend a hand of warmth and understanding to others, seeking to help ease their suffering. Or so they think...

Occupation: Overlord, Musician, Manager of Multiple Bands in Hell, Owner of Multiple Music Stores/Labels, Investor/Funder of many Companies in Hell.

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Powers:

Stasis: Y/N can temporarily stop time and move around freely during this phase.

Control Over Fire: Fire Form (Y/N can transform from flesh to pure fire (flight is possible with this ability).

Shadow Manipulation: Y/N can summon different shadow creatures/demons that follow his every order. Y/N can also summon large shadow tentacles/tendrils and shadow claws/hands that can destroy anything in their path. Y/N also has the ability to summon wings, which he can use to fly.

Psychic: Since being manipulative is a part of his personality, Y/N can easily read and control someone's mind.

Regeneration: Y/N has the ability to instantly heal wounds from any weapon (Y/N can heal from bullet wounds, stab wounds, explosions, etc. But healing will take longer if Holy or Angelic weapons are used against him).

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Abilities:

Singing: Y/N being known as Hell's Musician, he loves to sing and perform for his fans and friends.

Instrumentalism: Y/N also has the ability to play any instrument (Piano, Guitar, Drums, Saxophone, Bass, etc.). Being in Hell for almost 60 years can have its perks.

Multilingualism: Y/N has the ability to speak in multiple languages. Traveling to different countries as a musician undoubtedly helps you learn a few things.

Enhanced Strength & Speed: Y/N has the capability of having more strength than average demons (able to punch through concrete or metal) and has the ability to change how fast he can move around.

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Weapons:

"Unholy Reaver"

"Spades"

Tentacles/Tendrils

Shadow Claws

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1. Alastra
   
   
   
2. Angel Dust
   
   
   
3. Charlie Morningstar
   
   
   
   
4. Cherri Bomb
   
   
   
   
5. Husk
   
   
   
   
6. Niffty
   
   
   
   
7. Vaggie
   
   
   
   
8. Lucille Morningstar
   
   
   
   
9. Lilith Morningstar
   
   
   
   
10. Lady Pentious
    
    
    
    
11. Rosie
    
    
    
    
12. Valentine
    
    
    
    
13. Velvet
    
    
    
    
14. Vox
    
    
    

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Warning: The following chapter contains Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Themes, Flashing Lights, as well a Rampant Demon Horniness... So yes, it's intended for mature audiences.

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

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We open with a voiceover of Charlie singing "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows".

Charlie: ♫ At the end of the rainbow, there's happiness. And to find it, how often I've tried. But my life, is a race. Just a wild goose chase. And my dreams, have all been denied. / Why have I always been a failure? ♫

Charlie: ♫ What can the reason be? / I wonder if the world's to blame. I wonder if it could be me. I'm always chasing rainbows. / Watching clouds drifting by. My schemes are just like all my dreams. / Ending in the sky. ♫

Charlie: ♫ Some fellows look and find the sunshine. I always look and find the rain. Some fellows make a winning sometime. I never even make a gain. / Believe me. ♫

Charlie: ♫ I'm always chasing rainbows. ♫

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[Pentagram City, Hell]

A sinner has fallen into Hell and has been transformed into a small blue demon. He falls face-first onto the street and quickly checks himself to see if he's still "alive".

Blue Demon: "Ahhhh! (lands) Huh? (while checking himself) I'm alive! I'm aliv-"

Before he could finish his sentence, he was run over by a car. The car comes to a stop, and a girl steps out of it.

[Angel Dust]

We now see the interaction between the driver, named Travis, and the spider demon, named Angel Dust.

Travis: "Heh. Thanks for the fun time, hot stuff!"

Angel Dust: "Yeah, yeah, listen. Keep this discreet, you hear me? I can't let out I'm offering my services to randos on the street! It was a quick cash grab, ya got it? (while snapping fingers)"

Travis: "Pfft! Whatever you say, slut! (laughs)"

Angel Dust: "Ooh! Such an insult! Let me know when you've come up with something creative to call me, you sack of poorly packaged horse shit! Tell the missus I said "Hi" (kisses him), Shnuckums!"

Travis: "Pack a puh-"

Travis angrily drives off as Angel turns around to see a vending machine for drugs. She quickly pushes a button for "Angel Dust". As she was about to open the bag, a feathered demon snatched it from her hand.

Feathered Demon: "Yoink!"

Angel Dust: "Hey!"

Feathered Demon: "Up yours, slut!"

Out of nowhere, a large boulder fell out of the sky, crushing the demon along with Angel's drugs.

Angel Dust: "Oh my God! (picks up drugs) My drugs! Damn it!"

After that whole fiasco, Angel then notices a giant blimp, destroying everything in its path.

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[Lady Pentious' Blimp]

Inside the ship, we see the demon behind the destruction. Lady Pentious and her henchmen, the Egg Bois.

[Lady Pentious]

[Egg Bois]

Lady Pentious: "(laughs) Those other cowardly ssssinners dare not hinder my territorial takeover! A wise decision! The power of my machines are unmatched! No other demon can compare to the likesss of I!"

Egg Boi #23: "Gee! That was pretty swell, boss."

Egg Boi #666: "Yeah!"

Egg Boi #3: "You really showed them what for. I liked when you shot them with your ray gun!"

Lady Pentious then slaps the Egg Boi off the control panel and glares at Egg Boi #23.

Egg Boi #23: "I wished she'd shoot me with her ray gun."

The Egg Boi said sadly, as another Egg Boi comforted him.

Lady Pentious: "(hood flares open) At this rate, I will seize control of the entire west side of The Pentagram by day's end! (pushes a few buttons) And nothing, (pulls levers towards her) not a single beast in this inferno of suffering will be able to take back this empire from (squeezes an Egg Boi with her tail) my constrictive grasp!

An Egg Boi suddenly pops on screen and pops open a bottle of whiskey onto Lady Pentious' face. Lady Pentious proceeds to swat said Egg Boi aside.

Egg Boi #4: "Oh boy!"

Lady Pentious: "Hell will be mine! And everybody will know the name of Lady Pen-"

???: "EDGELORD!"

Lady Pentious is interrupted by a scream coming from offscreen. Lady Pentious and two Egg Bois become surprised .

Lady Pentious: " (offended) Pardon?! (looks around angrily and eyes the two Egg Bois behind her) Who said that?! What did you just say to me, you fried chicken fetuses?! (hisses) Speak up!"

The Two Egg Bois: " (scared) That wasn't us, Mrs. Bossma'am."

A small bomb with a print of a skull on it breaks through Lady Pentious' ship. It then lands right between Lady Pentious and the two Egg Bois. The bomb proceeds to blow up, leaving red smoke behind.

Lady Pentious: " (coughs and hacks)."

As the smoke clears, the owner of the scream is revealed to be Cherri Bomb, as she prepares another bomb in her hand.

[Cherri Bomb]

Cherri Bomb: You lookin' for a fight, old girl?! (begins to juggle around her cherry bomb) Why don't you get that tinker toy bullshit off my turf before I (proceed to throw and catch the bomb) smash it?!

Cherri Bomb: " (grins sadistically) ....More!"

Lady Pentious: "Oh! (hood flares open) You wanna go, missy?! Well, I'm happy to oblige! (laughs maniacally)"

Lady Pentious is then backed up by her henchmen, the Egg Bois.

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[666 News Station]

The logo for 666 News is shown on a black background, which is followed by the day's newscast.

[Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench]

Katie Killjoy: "Good afternoon. I'm Katie Killjoy."

Tom Trench: "And I'm Tom Trench! Chaos out at Pentagram City today as a turf war is raging on the west side!"

An image of Lady Pentious, followed by a drawing of Cherri flipping the bird, is shown.

Tom Trench: "Between notable queenpin, Lady Pentious, and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse, Cherri Bomb!"

Katie Killjoy: "That's right, Tom! After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs! Demons all over Hell are already duking it out to gain new territory!"

A live clip of Cherri and Lady Pentious' clash is shown.

Tom Trench: "Those two seem to be really going at it, huh?"

Katie Killjoy: "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail (as she fishes out a tooth and a nail from her mug of coffee) for that hot spot! (proceeds to swallow said tooth and nail)."

Tom Trench: " (looking over at the live broadcast focusing on Cherri) And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot! (wiggles eyebrows) Hoohoo!"

Katie Killjoy: "Haha, you are a limpdick jackass, Tom! Or should I say- (proceeds to pour scalding hot coffee onto his crotch) -no dick?"

Tom Trench: " (curls over in pain) Ugh...not again!"

The screen shows a picture of Charlie, as Tom can still be heard whimpering in pain in the background.

Katie Killjoy: "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of Hell's own head honcho, who's here to discuss her brand new passion project! All that and more after the break! (crushes her mug in her hand and turns to Tom Trench, who's still in pain) Suck it up, you little bi-!"

Before she could finish, the newscast cut off and went on a commercial break.

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[Backstage of 666 News]

The camera pans out from a nearby screen, focusing on Charlie and her girlfriend as she fixes Charlie's bow.

[Charlie Morningstar]

[Vaggie]

Vaggie: "(exhales) Okay! You remember what to say?"

Charlie: "(inhales) Yes! Let's do this!"

Vaggie: "(in a serious tone) Just look at me and I'll mouth it to you."

Charlie: "Come on, Vaggie! (bends backward) I know what to say! I just feel like we need to... I don't know, (grabs and throws a doughnut away) make things sound more exciting! (Gasp) Hooo! What if I si-"

Vaggie: "(cutting Charlie off) -Sing a song about it?"

Charlie: "You knew I was gonna say that! (boops Vaggie on the nose)"

Vaggie: "Because I know you (fixes her bow again) . But please don't sing! (shakes Charlie) This is serious!"

Charlie: "Well, you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goals through song!"

Charlie stands on the table with Razzle and Dazzle [RP: If you didn't know, those are her bodyguards], happily munching on doughnuts, watching her.

Vaggie: "But life isn't a musical, hon. (places hands on hips)"

Charlie: "Fine. But I have these other ideas of what to say! (She starts bouncing a bit as she shows Vaggie a piece of paper) The highlighted bits are the best part!"

Vaggie: "Uh, it's all highlighted. (squints) Is this a drawing...?"

Charlie: "Yes! That's the happy ending, see?! (begins to fantasize) Everyone smiling and happy in Heaven!"

Vaggie: (pinches the bridge of her nose) I don't think it's that simple. Just please follow the talking points we went over. And (grabs Charlie to face her) do not sing!

Charlie: Okay, fiiiine. (in a British accent) I'll just have to resort to my impeccable improv skills! (salutes Vaggie as she walks over to Katie Killjoy)

Charlie walks over to Katie, who can be seen smoking.

Charlie: " (normal voice, nervously) Hiii! I'm Charlie. (tries to go for a handshake)"

Katie Killjoy: "Katie Killjoy. (blows out the smoke of her cigarette) I'd say it's a pleasure to meet you, but that would be a lie. (throws away her cigarette) And you can put that away. (gestures to Charlie's hand) I don't touch the gays. I have standards!"

Charlie: "Yeah? How's uh... how's that working out for ya? (turns to look around nervously)"

Katie Killjoy: "Look, my time is money, so I'll keep this short. (proceeds to poke Charlie) You're not here because we wanted you here. You're here because Jeffrey couldn't make it for his cannibal cooking segment."

A billboard for Jeffrey's cannibalism cooking show titled "It's Dahm Good!" can be seen in the background.

Katie Killjoy: "You might be some royal big shot (fluffs her hair) , but that doesn't mean shit to me. I'm too rich and too influential to give a flying fuck about what some tux-wearing demon (does air quotes with her fingers) "princess" wants to advertise."

Tom can be seen shaking his head in disapproval as Katie boasts about her wealth and influence to Charlie.

Charlie: "But I-"

Katie Killjoy: "(continues to poke her chest) So don't get cute with me, honey, or I will fucking bury you!"

News Staff: "And we're live!"

Killjoy rushes back to her desk, holding papers while cracking her neck.

Katie Killjoy: "Welcome back! So, Charlotte!"

Charlie: "It's... Charlie. (she smiles nervously as a spotlight flashes her way)

Katie Killjoy: "Whatever. Tell us about this new passion project you've been insistently pestering our news station about! (tries to hold in her outburst by clenching her pen)"

Charlie: " (looks around as Vaggie motions her to go on) Well, (clears throat and exhales) as most of you know, I was born here in Hell and growing up, I always tried to see the good in everyone around me."

Killjoy spots a slug and stabs it with her pen; the slug's blood bursts all over.

Charlie: "Hell is my home, and- (gets the slug's blood splattered across her cheek, which she then wipes off) you are my people. We... we just went through another extermination."

Vaggie is seen giving Charlie two thumbs up as Killjoy quickly starts to lose interest.

Charlie: "We lost so many souls, and it breaks my heart to see my people being slaughtered every year. No one is even given (slams fist on table, waking Killjoy up) a chance! (walks up from Killjoy's desk) I can't stand idly by while the place I live is subjected to such violence! So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? (she walks around the audience) Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? (she throws her arm around one of the newscast's staff members) Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve! (returns to Killjoy's desk) Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

Her broadcast is being shown at The Radio Shack, which many other demons are also watching on the streets and everywhere else in Hell.

Charlie: "(she starts to lose her confidence) Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily..."

Asshole Demon: "Ahahaha! Is this girl for real?! She thinks- (tries to hold in his laughter) You hear what she thinks?! She thi- HAHA! Ah, she's nuts. (he walks out of The Kaiju Klub with his friends)"

Charlie: "I think it'll serve a purpose... a place to work toward redemption... yay...!"

The demons continue watching her broadcast from The Radio Shack, as a mysterious figure walks up to see her broadcast alongside a bunch of other demons watching.

Cameraman: " (snickers) Stupid bitch."

Vaggie then punches the cameraman square in the face.

Charlie: " (looks around, saddened) Look, every single one of you has something good, deep down inside. I know you do! ...Maybe I'm not getting through to you."

Razzle and Dazzle are then alerted that Charlie's about to sing and that she may need their backup vocals.

Vaggie: " (facepalms) Oh no..."

Charlie snaps her fingers as the room turns dark and a spotlight is shown over a piano that Charlie, Razzle, and Dazzle start performing on. Meanwhile, back at The Radio Shack, Alastra and her shadow can be seen tilting their heads curiously as their smiles widen.

Charlie: ♫ I have a dream, I'm here to tell! / (she walks away from the piano as two news staff look at each other) About a wonderful fantastic new (she takes out a drawing of The Happy Hotel) hotel! ♫

Charlie: ♫ Yes, it's one-of-a-kind! Right here in Hell, catering to a specific clientele (boops Dazzle's nose). ♫

Razzle and Dazzle: ♫ Oooh ooh ooh~ ♫

Charlie: ♫ Inside of every demon is a rainbow (she throws her arm around the necks of two bird demons) ! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile (passes through a hellhound's tail) ! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac (she dodges all the hatchets being aimed at her) is a jolly, happy cupcake-loving child (she hands the masked demon a sparkling cupcake and pats his head)! ♫

Charlie: ♫ We can turn them 'round! (turns to Killjoy and Trench) They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time, down at The Happy Hotel! (Vaggie stands near the audience with a worried expression) ♫

Charlie: ♫ So all you junkies (she takes out a syringe from a doll demon's head) , freaks (she takes a pic with a Siamese twin demon in its cage) , and weirdos (she fends off a several-eyed blob demon) . Creepers (she stares at a snail demon out the window) , fuck-ups (boops a couch demon on the nose) , crooks and zeroes (she returns the stolen money to charity) , and down-fallen superheroes (she throws her hands behind the necks of two supervillain demons), help is here! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All of you cretins (she dips her hair into the water by the pier) , sluts (she holds out a pair of panties in disgust) , and losers (she calls her rival a loser) , sexual deviants (backs away from the sex offenders) , and boozers (turns to face a depressed demon), and prescription drug abusers (she throws away the drugs a blue demon is taking into a burning trash can), need not fear!

Charlie: ♫ Forever again (A demon lands on a wheelchair and is pushed by Razzle towards Charlie and Dazzle) , we'll cure your sin (she shows the demon her chart )! We'll make you well (Dazzle injects a happiness serum into the patient) , you'll feel so swell! Right here in Hell (she turns to her full demonic form), at the Happy Hotel! ♫

Charlie: ♫ (slides over to Killjoy's right) There'll be no more fire, (slides over to Trench's left) and no more screams. Just puppy dog kisses (she holds a dog close to her face) , and cotton candy dreams (she holds out a cotton candy) , and puffy-wuffy clouds (she proceeds to cuddle both the dog and cotton candy) , you're gonna be like "Wow!" (the clouds behind her begin forming the word "Wow!") Once you check in with me (shows a check-in chart)! ♫

Charlie: ♫ So all your cartoon porn addictions (confiscates a neckbeard demon's cartoon porn magazine) , vegan rants (confiscates a vegan demon's Hellphone and takes a selfie with it) , psychic predictions (confiscates the spell books and crystal ball of a psychic demon) , ancient Roman crucifictions (avoids running into a crucified demon and knocks over two other crucified demons) , end right here (she throws away all the confiscated items off a cliff)! ♫

Charlie: ♫ All you monsters (clenches the hands of two monstrous demons) , thieves and crazies (points finger guns over a dog demon trying to steal baguettes from an insect demon whose hood flares open) , cannibals (tempts the cannibals with a severed arm on a plate) , and crying babies (looks at a possum mother and her rabid babies, annoyed) , frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer (she pulls a hellhound with rabies close to her)! ♫

Charlie: ♫ You'll be complete (she completes a puzzle demon as the camera pans out) ! It'll be so neat (a wrecking ball demon destroys the puzzle demon as Charlie gives two thumbs up) ! Our service can't be beat (in her doorman uniform) ! You'll be on an easy street, yes (hugs three demons which include Mimzy) ! Life will be sweet (she turns to her demonic form) at The Happy Hotel (she twirls happily in flames as she jumps up, revealing a land made of candies and sweets behind her)! Yeah! ♫

Charlie ends the song, rather exhausted, as everyone in the news station looks at her with disgust and disbelief.

Grey Demon: "Wow! (turns to his demonic form) ...That was shit!"

Everyone in the audience, including Killjoy and Trench, begins to laugh at Charlie. Charlie looks crushed and devastated and slumps back down to her seat. There was a boo section in the news, and the demons looked uninterested.

Blue Flame Demon: " (deadpan) Boo."

Katie Killjoy: "What in the Nine Circles makes you think a single denizen of Hell would give two shits about becoming a better person?!" You have no proof that this little experiment even works! You want people to be good?! Just... because?! (continues to laugh)

Charlie: "Well, we have a patron already who believes in our cause, and she's shown incredible progress!"

Katie Killjoy: " (feigns shock) Oh? And who might that be?"

Charlie: " (tries to look smug and confident) Oh, just someone named... Angel Dust!"

Tom Trench: The porn star?

Katie Killjoy: " (she turns to him menacingly) You fucking would, Tom! (turns back to Charlie) In any case, that's not even an accomplishment. I'm sure you could get that hooker to do anything with enough booger sugar and lube (motions doing a handjob)."

Charlie: "Oh, I beg to differ! (begins to count on her fingers) She's been behaved, clean, and out of trouble for two weeks now."

News Staff: " (offscreen) Breaking News!"

Killjoy shoves Charlie off her desk.

Katie Killjoy: "We are receiving word that a new player has entered the ongoing turf war! Let's go to the live feed."

The live feed shows Angel Dust stepping on an Egg Boi and throwing a grenade over at Lady Pentious, with laughter in the background as Charlie stares at the screen in defeat.

Charlie: "Oh, shit."

Angel Dust (in the background): "I'm a bad person!"

Katie Killjoy: ""Oh, shit" indeed! It looks like the one who just joined the battle is none other than (feigns a gasp) porn actress Angel Dust! (she turns to Charlie as she shakes her fist) What a juicy coincidence! You must feel really stupid right now."

Killjoy and Trench proceed to laugh at Charlie.

Killjoy and Trench: "(does jazz hands) Ratings!"

Charlie: " (stares at the live feed in distress and attempts to block it from the audience's view) Don't look at this!"

Katie Killjoy: "Well, it sure looks like your little project is dead on arrival. (looms over Charlie) Tell us, how does it feel to be a total failure? (everyone in the room except Charlie starts bursting into laughter)"

Charlie: " (tries to think of a comeback) Yeah, well... (looks around) How does it feel that I got your pen, huh?! (grabs Killjoy's ball pen) ...Bitch!"

Everybody instantly stops laughing while Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench give her the death stare.

Charlie: " (nervously) Ehehe... (puts pen back down) oops."

Tom Trench runs off set.

Killjoy's demonic form reveals itself as she looms over Charlie from the shadows.

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[Cherri's Turf War, Hell]

Cherri Bomb: "Heyyy, thanks for the backup, Angie!"

Angel laughs, while Cherri fires a rocket launcher.

Angel Dust: "You kiddin'? This is the best action I've seen in ages! (she puts her hands behind her head)"

Cherri Bomb: " (launching another cherry bomb) Where've you been, anyway? I thought you up and died or some shit."

Angel Dust: " (lighting a bomb and handing it to her) Oh, I wish! I've been staying at this crappy hotel on the other side of town. Some broads are lettin' me stay rent-free if I play nice."

They both cover their heads as the explosion sets off behind them, then grin at each other as they jump into the field.

Angel Dust: " (continues to shoot down egg bois with what seems to be a drum mag, M1928 Thompson) Y'know, no fights, no pranks, no "problematic language"... Her words, not mine. (she steps on a broken tile, launching an Egg Boi airborne, and shoots him from behind as she sighs again) These crazy bitches are no fun! I've been clean for two weeks!"

Cherri Bomb: " (in disbelief, smiling) Holy shit!"

Angel Dust: "Well, sorta clean, (she says, looking at the leftover smudge on her finger) Well, sorta clean. (destroys an incoming Egg Boi) Just clean as you can get from a shitload of Bolivian marching powder! (gets chained and thrown aside by Lady Pentious)"

Angel Dust: "Ohh~, harder, mommy! (raises left eyebrow)"

Lady Pentious: " (taking it seriously as she gasps) Sweetie?!"

Angel lowers an eyebrow as Cherri kicks Lady Pentious to the side.

Lady Pentious: " (hood flares open) Grr! You whores have no classss! In war, The side remembered is the side with the most sssstyle! (adjusts tie)"

Cherri Bomb: "Or the side that ain't dead! (decapitates an Egg Boi)"

Angel Dust: " (stands up and removes the chains restricting her) Speakin' a style, is your hat like, alive or something?"

Lady Pentious: "Oh! Well, that's none of your GOD DAMN BUSSSSINESS! Now, is it?"

Angel Dust: "Hah, would that make your hat the top and you the bottom?"

A sign that says "Loser" can be seen in the background pointing at Lady Pentious as an Egg Boi acknowledges the roast.

Egg Boi #5: " (cups hands) Oooooh! (she gets a pebble thrown at him by Lady Pentious)"

Lady Pentious: " (enraged) I'm going to blow you to bitssss!"

Angel Dust: "(eyes her up and down) Hm, kinky!"

Lady Pentious: "Oh, not like that! (her hood flares open, and a sign that says "Pussy" can be seen pointing at her in the background) Pervert! (knocks over an Egg Boi)"

Angel notices an Egg Boi with a tentacle launcher, which causes her to push Cherri to the side out of fear. In doing so, Angel gets tangled up in all the tentacles.

Lady Pentious: "Not so cocky now, are we?!"

Angel Dust: " (unamused) Y'know, you really gotta watch what comes outta ya mouth. I've been making these sex jokes the whole (limbs get pulled on as Lady Pentious reveals a drill, which jump starts) TIME! (reveals her third pair of arms carrying a gun) And it's obvious ya ain't catchin' on. I mean, it's just... (pulls out M1928 ) sad! (shoots it at Lady Pentious)"

Cherri Bomb: "So, think you're gonna get in a lotta trouble for this?"

Angel Dust: "Eh, (she retracts her third set of arms) what's one little brawl gonna cause?"

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[Back at the 666 News Station]

Charlie and Killjoy can be seen trying to duke it out on each other like it's some sort of WWE match while a fire alarm goes off in the background and Trench enters the scene, covered in flames.

Tom Trench: "WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP ME?!" [Red: Poor dude]

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[Back with Angel and Cherri]

Cherri Bomb: "Glad you haven't changed! (she slugs her on the arm) You know you're my favorite girl to party with!"

Angel Dust: "You know it, sugar tits!"

Cherri Bomb: " (takes out one last bomb) You ready to finish this?"

Angel Dust: " (reloads Thompson) Born ready, baby!"

Angel and Cherri pounce onto Lady Pentious and her army as they prepare to clash; Charlie and Killjoy are still at each other's throats screaming, and Trench is still on fire, screaming in agony. It shows all the characters present screaming as everything turns silent.

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[Meanwhile, at a studio in Hell]

The camera then pans out to a studio. We now see the silhouette of a person who can be seen tuning a guitar. The person also seems to be singing.

[The studio]

???: ♫ Should I try to hide. The way I feel inside. My heart for you? Would you say that you. Would try to love me too? In your mind. Could you ever be. Really close to me? ♫

???: ♫ I can tell the way you smile. If I feel that I. Could be certain then, I would say the things I want to say tonight. ♫

???: ♫ But 'til I can see. That you'd really care for me. I will dream. That someday you'll be. Really close to me. I can tell the way you smile. If I feel that I. Could be certain then, I would say the things I want to say tonight. ♫

???: ♫ But 'til I can see. That you'd really care for me. I'll keep trying to hide. The way I feel inside. ♫

As the person stops singing, a nearby radio suddenly opens and broadcasts the latest news.

Charlie (on the radio): "So, I've been thinking: Isn't there a more humane way to hinder overpopulation here in Hell? Perhaps we can create an alternative way to change souls through... redemption? Well, I think yes! So that's what this project aims to achieve! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm opening the first of its kind! A hotel that rehabilitates sinners!"

The person then stops tuning the guitar and listens to the news.

Charlie (on the radio): "Y'know? 'Cause hotels are for people passin' through... temporarily..."

???: "Hmm, it seems like Lucille's child has a new project... This should be interesting... Very interesting indeed."

The person then steps closer to the light, and we finally get a glimpse of what he looks like. The person is revealed to be none other than Y/N L/N.

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[Red: Alright, I have completed the first chapter. I'm going to split the pilot into two chapters, 'cause this is gonna be extremely long to type.]

[Red: The next chapter is where you will be more involved. So yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say.]

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[Y/N's Garage]

We see Y/N preparing to leave his home, as he grabs his car keys and opens the door to his garage.

Y/N: "(opens lights) There you are! Let's go out for a spin, shall we dear?"

[Raven Black 1970 Ford Mustang]

Y/N gets in his car and quickly fixes his rear-view mirror.

Y/N: "Happy Hotel, here I come!"

Y/N starts the car and revs it. He opens his garage door and drives off.

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[Streets of Pentagram City, Hell]

The Morningstar Family Limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust.

Charlie: " (sighs)."

Vaggie: " (eye twitches)."

Angel Dust can be seen amusing herself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.

Vaggie: " (scrunches up her face)."

Angel Dust: " (taking notice) ...What?"

Vaggie: ""What?", WHAT?! What were you DOING?! (rips off her hair)"

Angel Dust: " (sighs) I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a "redeeming quality"? Helping friends with stuff? (rolls eyes)"

Vaggie: "Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!"

Angel Dust: "Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. (laughs, then inhales) It wasn't that bad, anyway. (proceeds to play with the car window roller)"

Vaggie: " (Throws an EMP stick at the window roller)."

Angel Dust: "Aw, come on! I had to! (brushes back hair) My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona! (suggestively pushing up her chest floof)"

Vaggie: "Your credibility? What about the hotel's?! (gestures at Charlie) Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke! (combusts)"

Angel Dust: " (scoffs) No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad! (camera pans to Charlie) And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria! (camera focuses back on her) Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it! (starts looking around the limousine) This thing have any liquor?"

Vaggie: "Can you please just try to take this seriously?"

Angel Dust: " (flicks off a dust bunny) Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby! (she snaps a finger at her while smiling)"

Vaggie: "Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!"

Angel Dust: " (groans) Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!"

Vaggie: " (returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms) I'm gonna kill 'em."

Angel Dust: "Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell?! (laughs) Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch. Get used to it (folds her arms confidently)."

Vaggie: " (angrily, as she grits her teeth) Come mierda malparido!" [Red: It translates to "Shit-eating motherfucker" if you don't understand Spanish]

Angel Dust: "Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! (looks out the limousine window, smirking ) You got a bunch a fuckin' harlequin-looking babies down here! (laughing)"

Vaggie: "You're one to talk. (smiles in a smug fashion)"

Angel Dust: "Hey! (motions to her body) This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me, (she puffs up her chest fluff and takes out a letter) and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

She takes a letter from in between her floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow, and a message at the bottom saying "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic."

Vaggie: "Grrr..."

Charlie: "That was really uncool, y'know, Angel."

Vaggie: ""UNCOOL"?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel! (she looks toward Angel Dust) All thanks to (points at her) you and your selfish bullshit!"

Angel Dust: "Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?"

Vaggie: " (motions: "What do you think?")"

Angel Dust: " (snaps finger) Ah, well shucks."

Charlie: "Hey, come on. (takes off ruined jacket) We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie. (puts a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder) I-it'll be okay!"

Vaggie: "(smiles at Charlie)."

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[Happy Hotel, Hell]

The limousine arrives at the hotel as the hotel door opens, revealing a very old and dirty establishment.

Vaggie: " (throws herself on the couch, facing the wall) Ugh!"

Angel Dust: "( rummages through the fridge, leaning against the wall, and grabs a box of Popsies)"

Angel Dust: "Eh, it's probably a good idea to get some actual food in this place. Y'know, to feed all the wayward souls you got in here! (laughs, but her laugh slowly fades) (she closes the fridge door as she tries to comfort Charlie but decides to back off)"

Charlie exits the hotel and tries to contact her mom.

Charlie: " (sighs) Hey, mom. I know I keep calling and you must be busy... Really busy... But, um, the interview didn't go well, (she shrinks to her knees) and... I don't know if I'm ever going to make a difference (starts tearing up as she wipes it off her face) . I don't know what I'm doing. I could really use some advice, mom. I... I think Mother Lucille was right about me... Ahah, oof, eh, anyway... (she wipes her face once more) I'll stop talking before this gets long. (stands up) Love you, bye..."

She slowly started to stand up and went back to the hotel, wiping her tears dry. What she didn't notice was the Ford Mustang, parked just outside the hotel. Y/N comes out of his car and heads toward the hotel.

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[Inside the Happy Hotel]

Charlie walks back in and leans by the door in defeat as a sudden knock can be heard from the other side of the door, surprising Charlie. She contemplates whether to open the door or not, but decides to open it anyway. As soon as she opened it, she saw him. The one and only Y/N L/N.

[Your Boy]

Y/N: " (adjusts bow tie) Hello there, princess."

Charlie: " (shocked) Y-Y/N L/N?!"

Y/N: "Well don't just stand there, dear, come give me a hug! (stretching his arms for a hug)"

Charlie quickly gets out of her shocked state and hugs Y/N with a smile on her face. They both let go of the hug before Charlie asked Y/N a question.

Charlie: "Y-you're actually here! At our hotel! How did you know we were here?"

Y/N: "Oh! Well, I heard some pretty interesting news today."

Charlie then remembers the interview she gave earlier, and she quickly gets embarrassed.

Charlie: " (embarrassed) O-Oh... r-right."

Y/N: "May I come in, my dear?"

Charlie: "Of course. Come in!"

Y/N then enters the hotel, and gets a clear view of the inside. He quickly notices the damages, stains, and dust all across the walls. He looked around more, before seeing Vaggie sitting on the couch.

Y/N: " (smiles) Hello, Vaggie. Nice seeing you again!"

Vaggie: " (notices Y/N) M-Mr. L/N! (stands up) I didn't notice you're here!"

Y/N: "No need for formalities, Vaggie; just call me Y/N."

Vaggie: "O-oh, alright. So may I ask what you are doing here?"

Charlie: "Yeah, what are you doing at our hotel?"

Y/N: "Ah! I'm glad you asked, princess! Well, after hearing about your project, I decided to come by and check it out! I actually want to help with your hotel!"

Charlie: "Y-you want to help me run the hotel?"

Y/N: "Of course! With my influence here in Hell, this hotel will skyrocket in popularity! I would also like to invest in the hotel to help with repair of damages, food supply, employee entertainment, and other necessities for the hotel!"

Charlie's eyes then sparkle at the different ideas Y/N has suggested to them. She jumped up and down happily, as Charlie thought that there might be hope for the hotel to succeed.

Charlie: " (in an extremely happy tone) Y-YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO HELP US?! THIS IS GREAT! WITH THE HELP OF AN OVERLORD, THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE FOR THE HOTEL TO SUCCEED!"

Y/N laughs at Charlie's childish behavior. He was about to ask if she accepted his offer, but he was soon cut off by none other than Angel Dust.

Angel Dust: " (flirty) Ooohh~ Who's this handsome stud~"

Y/N looks to his left, and he begins to introduce himself to Angel.

Y/N: "Y/N L/N at your service! (slightly bows) What's your name sweetheart?"

Angel Dust: "Sweetheart, huh? The name's Angel Dust, but you can call me whatever you want, daddy~"

After that, Angel walks back to the couch. Y/N's brain had to do a double take on what she said.

Y/N: 

Y/N soon comes to his senses and continues to ask Charlie his question.

Y/N: "So, dear? Do you agree with my offer?"

Charlie: " (she composes herself) I accept your offer to help with the hotel!"

Y/N: " (claps hands) Excellent choice! Now let me just fix a few things real quick."

Y/N snaps his fingers, and everything around them starts to fix itself. The holes in the walls were repaired, the wallpaper was fixed, the furniture was refurbished, the broken lights were working again, etc.

Y/N: "There we go! Now the hotel is looking a little more lively!"

The three demons all look around in awe as they see all the amazing changes. Charlie was about to comment on it but was interrupted by a knock on the door. Charlie walked over and opened it to reveal...

[Alastra]

Alastra: "Hel-"

Charlie quickly slams the door on Alastra and looks to the side in disbelief for a moment before opening it again.

Alastra: "-lo!"

Charlie slams the door on Alastra again before walking back to the others.

Charlie: "Hey, Vaggie."

Vaggie: "What?"

Charlie: "The Radio Demon is at the door!"

Y/N & Vaggie: "What?!"

Angel: " (takes out the popsicle from her mouth) Uh... who?"

Y/N: 'Shit! Why her out of all people?!'

Y/N quickly transforms into his shadow form and goes to hide behind the front desk.

Charlie: "What should I do?!"

Vaggie: "Uh, well, don't let her in!"

Charlie decides to disregard Vaggie's advice once more and opens the door for Alastra.

Alastra: "May I speak now?"

Charlie: "You may."

Alastra: "Alastra! (reaching out her hand out) Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! (Charlie is pulled towards her) Quite a pleasure! (lets herself in) Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929! (A laugh track then plays from her mic staff) sooo many orphans..."

Vaggie: " (holds a harpoon towards her chest) Stop right there! Maldita perra, I know your game, and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here, you pompous cheesy (Angel's head pops in) talk-show shitlord!" [RP: It translates to "You fucking bitch"]

Alastra: "(slightly giggles then uses her finger to move the harpoon away) Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here... (turns into her demonic form) I̷̱̔͆̋ͅ ̷͎̘̑̋͜ẉ̵̆o̸͖̓͛̌u̷̱̐l̷͖̳̠͆͐̅d̴̞̹͕̉'̷̹̺̂̈́̚ͅv̵̨͝e̴͙̟͑̇̚ ̵͕̭̤͑̐̕d̸͇̯̈́͆̕͜o̵̢̩͉͐̏͝ṉ̶̏́̎é̶̟̦͠ ̵̗̓s̵̫͎̓͝ö̷̩͐̀ ̴̼̇̓ą̷͖͍̀́̀l̷̨̖̣̇r̵̭͍̋͗̑ĕ̸̺͆a̷̻̾̉͝d̷̫̽ÿ̴̖́.̵̦͎̑̀̽.̶̥̰̣̅.̵̟͈̂"

The area around them distorts as Charlie and Vaggie stare at her in fear.

Alastra: " (snaps back into reality) No! I'm here because I want to help!"

Charlie: "Say what now?"

Alastra: " (repeats herself) Help! (laughs) Hello? Is this thing on? (taps her mic) Testing, testing!"

Alastra's Mic: " (opens its eye) Well, I heard you loud and clear."

Charlie: "Um, you want to help? With...?"

Alastra: "(she teleports behind the two with his shadow) This ridiculous thing you're trying to do! This hotel! I want to help you run it."

Charlie: "Buuut... why?"

Alastra: " (laughs) Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom! I've lacked inspiration for decades. My work became mundane, lacking focus, (shoves Vaggie offscreen) aimless! I've come to crave a new form of entertainment! (laughs)"

Charlie: "Does getting into a fistfight with a reporter count as entertainment...?"

Alastra: " (laughs) It's the purest kind, my dear: Reality! True passion! After all, the world is a stage, and the stage is a world of entertainment."

Charlie: "So does this mean you think it's possible to rehabilitate a demon?"

Alastra: "(laughs, then shakes hands in front of her) Of course not! That's wacky nonsense! (shakes head back and forth) Redemption, oh the non-existent humanity! No, no, no, I don't think there's anything left that could save such loathsome sinners! (She looks over to Vaggie, who is offended, and Angel, who just shrugs.) The chance given was the life they lived before; the punishment is this! (she puts her arms out, gesturing the entirety of Hell) There is no undoing what is done!"

Charlie: "So then, why do you wanna help me if you don't believe in my cause?"

Alastra: "Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! (pulls Charlie close to her and twirls her) I want to watch the scum of the world struggle to climb up the hill of betterment only to repeatedly trip and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure!"

Charlie: " (removes Alastra's hand from her back) Riiiight.

Alastra: "Yes, indeedy! (she grabs her by the waist and drags her offscreen) I see big things coming your way and who better to help you than I? (begins to trail off)"

Vaggie and Angel were seen sitting on the couch.

Angel Dust: "Uh, so... uh, what's the deal with Smiles over there?"

Vaggie: "Wait, you've never heard of her before? You've been here longer than me!"

Angel Dust: " (shrugs)."

Vaggie: "The Radio Demon. One of the most powerful beings Hell has ever seen?"

Angel Dust: " (shrugs a second time) Eh, not big on politics."

Vaggie: "Ugh! (leans in on Angel Dust as she begins her story) Decades ago, Alastra manifested in Hell..."

Everything changes to a visual presentation of Vaggie's story regarding Alastra

Vaggie: "...seemingly overnight. She began to topple Overlords who have been dominant for centuries. That kind of raw power had never been harnessed by a mortal soul before (besides Y/N, of course). Then, she broadcast her carnage all throughout Hell just so everyone could witness her ability. Sinners started calling her "The Radio Demon" (as lazy as that is). Many have speculated what unimaginable force enabled her to rival our world's most ancient and destructive evils. But one thing's for sure: She's an unpredictable source of danger, a wicked spirit of mystery, and a violent monster of chaos, the likes of which we can't risk getting involved with unless we want to end up erased!"

Angel Dust: "Ya done? (laughs dryly) She looks like a strawberry pimp." [Red: After doing some research, I found out that female pimps actually exist. The more you know, I guess...]

Vaggie: "Well, I don't trust her!"

Vaggie gets up from the couch before grabbing Charlie's shoulders.

Vaggie: "Charlie, listen to me. You can't believe this creep! She isn't just a happy face! She's a deal maker! Pure evil! She can't be redeemed! ...And is most likely looking for a way to destroy everything we're trying to do! Plus, Y/N is already helping us with the hotel, we don't need another overlord."

Charlie: "I... (sighs) we don't know that! Look, I know she's bad, and I know she probably doesn't wanna change, but the whole point of this is to give people a chance!"

She looks over to Alastra as she inspects a portrait of the Morningstar family.

Charlie: "To have faith, things will be better! How can I turn someone away? I can't. It goes against everything I'm trying to do. Everything I believe in. (puts hands on Vaggie's shoulders) Just... trust me. I can take care of myself!"

Vaggie: "Charlie, whatever you do, do not make a deal with her!"

Charlie: "Don't worry, I picked up one thing from my mother! (imitating her mother's voice) "You don't take shit from other demons!" (walks off to where Alastra is) " [RP: Alright, I'm gonna write this before I forget it. When Charlie says "Mom," she refers to Lilith; when she says "Mother," she refers to Lucille.]

Charlie: "Okay, so, Al. You're sketchy as fuck, and you clearly see what I'm trying to do here as a joke."

As Charlie turns away, glowing red symbols start to appear beside Alastra, which quickly disappear after Charlie turns back to Alastra.

Charlie: "But I don't. I think everyone deserves a chance to prove they can be better. So I'm taking your offer to help. On the condition that there be no... (makes gestures with hands) tricks or voodoo strings attached."

Alastra: "So, it's a deal then?"

As Alastra rolls her eyes at that last statement, she twirls her mic staff and presents her hand for a handshake as green energy bursts throughout the hotel.

Charlie: "(refusing her handshake) Nope! No shaking! No deals! I... hmm... As princess of Hell and heir to the throne, I, uh, hereby order that you help with this hotel. For as long as you desire."

She then looks over to Vaggie for approval.

Charlie: "Sound fair?"

Alastra: " (rubs her chin) Hmm... (retracts her mic staff) Fair enough!"

Charlie: " (sighs in relief) Cool beans."

Alastra: " (she hums while looking around as she stops in front of Vaggie) Smile, my dear! (tickles the underside of her chin) You know you're never fully dressed without one! (she walks away as she continues humming) So where is your hotel staff?"

Charlie: "Uh, well-"

Before she could continue, a loud thud was heard, causing all of them to look at the direction of the noise.

Y/N: "Shit!"

The cause of the noise was Y/N, he tripped as he was about to exit the front door.

Alastra: " (gasp) Is that you, Y/N darling~?"

Y/N's eyes widen at the voice of Alastra. He quickly stands up before fixing his outfit.

Y/N: " Fuck! H-hey Alastra! I-It's been a long time since we talked."

Alastra: "Four decades to be exact."

Y/N: "That long?"

Alastra: "Well, what are you doing here?"

Y/N: "O-oh! I actually came here to help Charlie with her hotel."

Alastra: "Is that so? I also came here to run the hotel."

Y/N: Yeah, I know. I heard everything you girls were talking about, I was hiding behind the front desk."

Alastra: "I see! Well, how about after we help with this hotel, we go to your room and... we catch up~"

Alastra says while drawing imaginary circles on Y/N's chest. Y/N slightly blushes at her touch.

Y/N: "M-Maybe later."

Alastra: "Come on, darling~ You didn't hesitate the first time~"

She says with a seductive smirk on her face while still drawing circles on Y/N's chest.

Y/N: "F-First, we were both drunk. Second, how many times do I have to tell you that it was just an accident!"

Alastra: "Was it?~ From the way you kept on poun-"

She was cut off by Y/N's hand covering her mouth.

Y/N: "OKAY! We're not going into any more detail..."

Charlie and Vaggie just stared at them with a massive blush on their faces, while Angel stared at the two overlords (mainly Y/N) with a seductive smile.

Y/N: "A-Anyway, you were saying something, Charlie?"

Charlie then snaps out of her trance.

Charlie: "O-oh, right. Well we have V-Vaggie."

Alastra: "Is there anyone else?"

Charlie motions over to Angel Dust. Alastra then walks over to Angel Dust.

Alastra: "What can you do, my female fellow?"

Angel Dust: "I can lick your clit!"

Mic feedback can be heard in the background as Alastra tries to process what she just offered.

Alastra: "Hah! No!"

Angel Dust: " (scoffs) Your loss."

Alastra: "Well, this just won't do! (she takes out her mic staff) I suppose I can cash in a few favors to liven things up."

She snaps her fingers, as a new fireplace has replaced the hotel's worn down one, as he approaches it and picks up the mysterious figure covered in soot, which then opens its eye and stares at the others. The figure then poofs the soot off, revealing a small, one-eyed demon.

[Niffty]

Alastra: "This little darling is Niffty!"

Niffty: " (drops to the floor) Hi, I'm Niffty! It's nice to meet you! It's been a while since I've made new friends! (she eyes the three)"

She then notices Y/N standing next to the others.

Niffty: " (gasps loudly) A MAN!"

She quickly tackles him to the floor, surprising the others.

Niffty: "Aren't you a handsome man! I really like your hair! Do you wanna go on a date?!"

Niffty says while giggling like crazy. Y/N, on the other hand, just let's out an awkward laugh. Niffty then noticed the mess around the hotel and got off Y/N to clean it. He stands up and fixes himself.

Y/N: "Wow! She's really hyperactive!"

Alastra: "My apologies, darling. Niffty has quite the obsession with men, but she will be a great help cleaning the hotel."

Y/N: " (chuckles) I can tell."

A green light appeared behind the others, followed by an unknown voice.

[Husker]

Husk: " (lays her cards down on the table) Hah! Read 'em and weep, boys! Full Ho- (demonic illusions and voices distort the surroundings temporarily) -tel? What the fuck is this? (she looks around and spots Alastra, eliciting an angry purr as she points at her) You!"

Alastra: "Ah, Husker, my good friend! Glad you could make it!"

Husk: "Don't you "Husker" me, you bitch! I was about to win the whole damn pot! (the jackpot disappears into nothingness)"

Alastra: "Good to see you too!"

Husk: " (facepalms angrily) What the hell do you want with me this time...?"

Alastra: "My friend, I am doing some charity work, so I took it upon myself to volunteer your services! I hope that's okay!"

Husk: "Are you shittin' me?!"

Alastra: Hmm... No, I don't think so!

Husk: " (shoves Alastra off) You thought it'd be some kind of big fucking riot just to pull me out of nowhere?! (Alastra is seen dusting herself off) You think I'm some kind of fucking clown?!"

Alastra: "Maybe! (grins as if she's about to laugh)"

Husk: "I ain't doing no fucking charity job."

Alastra: "(teleports behind her through her shadow) Well, I figured you would be the perfect face to man the front desk of this fine establishment! (she gestures towards the bar she made out of her magic) With your charming smile (she pulls Husk's lips into a forced smile) and welcoming energy, this job was made for you! Don't worry my friend, (she walks over to the bar) I can make this more welcoming! ...If you wish. (makes a bottle of "Cheap Booze" appear out of nowhere)"

Husk: "(stares at the booze for a second) What? You think you can buy me with a wink (winks sarcastically) and some cheap booze?! (grabs the booze and looks at it) ...Well, you can! (downs the booze)"

She drinks the booze and makes her way behind the bar.

Vaggie: "Hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! No! No bar, no alcohol! This is supposed to be a place that discourages sin! Not some kind of mouth, brothel, man cave!"

Angel Dust: (she launches herself at Vaggie) SHUT UP! SHUT! UP! We (she points to the bar with all her fingers) are keeping this!

Angel Dust: "(flirting with Husk) Hey~"

Husk: "Go fuck yourself."

Angel Dust: " (holds Husk's face) Only if you watch me!"

Charlie: "Oh my gosh! Welcome to The Happy Hotel! You are going to love it here! (tries to go for a handshake)"

Husk: " (reaches for her booze) I lost the ability to love years ago. (continues to down her booze)"

Alastra: "So, whaddaya think?"

Charlie: "This is amazing! (rubs her cheeks excitedly)"

Vaggie: " (with crossed arms) It's... okay."

Alastra: " (reels the two towards her, while she laughs) This is going to be very entertaining!"

She then lets go of Vaggie and summons a fireball, launching it at the hotel ceiling just so she could distract Charlie fast enough for her to shove Vaggie offscreen. She dresses herself in a tux and begins to sing.

Alastra: ♫ You have a dream! (twirls Charlie and dresses her up) You wish to tell! (she turns to Vaggie, who's now on the floor) And it's just laughable (she turns back to Charlie and tosses her mid-air). But, hey, kid, what the hell? ♫

The background behind Charlie changes to neon colored lights featuring two apples and a skull.

Alastra: ♫ (catches Charlie before placing her down on the ground, then taking Y/N's hand to dance) 'Cause you're one-of-a-kind! A charming demon belle! (the two slide down the railing of the stairs) ♫

Alastra: ♫ Now, let's give these burning fools a place to dwell! (dresses up the rest of the hotel staff) Take it, boys! ♫

Shadow demons appear from the floorboards and begin playing their instruments as Vaggie tries to talk to Charlie, who is having too much fun. Alastra pulls her in with her and the others as her shadow demons surround them.

Shadow Demons: "Boo!"

Alastra: ♫ Haha! Inside of every demon is a lost cause! (puts a fedora on Angel's head as she snaps her fingers back at Alastra) But we'll dress 'em up for now, with just a smile! (slaps Vaggie's butt) ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ With a smile! ♫

Alastra: ♫ And we'll chlorinate this cesspool with some old redemption flair! (kicks off skull which Niffty rushes in and cleans off) And show these simpletons some proper class and style! (summons a shadow clone of herself) ♫

Shadow Demons: ♫ Class and style! ♫

Alastra: ♫ (snaps away her shadow) Oh! Here below the ground, (pinches Charlie's cheeks) I'm sure your plan is sound! (holds hands with Charlie as they both twirl) They'll spend a little time, down at this Hazbin Ho- ♫

Before she could finish her song, the hotel door exploded, knocking Niffty offscreen as Charlie, Alastra, Y/N, Angel Dust, and Vaggie looked outside.

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[Outside the Happy Hotel]

Lady Pentious' blimp has made an appearance outside the hotel.

Lady Pentious: "Hah! Well, well, well. Look who it is harboring the striped freak! We meet yet again, Y/N and Alastra!"

Before Y/N could reply, he was cut off by Alastra.

Alastra: "Do I know you?"

Lady Pentious: " (ego deflates) Oh, yes, you do! (her hood flares open) And this time, I have the element of- (pulls a lever) SURPRISE! (laughs) I'm so evil!"

With a snap of a finger, an otherworldly dimensional portal opens, with tentacles and shadow demons emerging from it, destroying Lady Pentious' ship while she is inside. Alastra can then be seen finishing it off as she clenches her fist with a few drops of blood dripping off her hand. Alastra is then shown grinning menacingly in satisfaction for a moment as the others look at her in shock and horror. Y/N, meanwhile, looked at her, impressed.

Alastra: "(breaking the tension) ...Well, I'm starved! Who wants some Jambalaya? My mother once showed me a wonderful recipe for Jambalaya. (they make their way back to the hotel) In fact, it nearly killed her! (laughs) You could say the kick was right out of Hell! Ohoho, I'm on a roll! Yes, sir! This is the start of some real changes down here! The game is set! Now..."

Alastra uses her magic to change the sign atop the hotel from "Happy Hotel" to "Hazbin Hotel".

Alastra: " (sinisterly) ... Stay tuned."

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[Crater outside of the Hazbin Hotel]

Lady Pentious is revealed to have survived the beating served by Alastra, along with Egg Boi #23

Egg Boi #23: "Now will you shoot me with your ray gun?"

Lady Pentious collapses from exhaustion as the chapter ends.

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[Red: Alright, I finished the pilot episode for this show, so I might focus on working on the original chapters for this or I might start making the Helluva Boss book here.]