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DSMP radio, is pleasingly, had actors that is actually chaotic as their character selves.

For an example, William Soot, the actor of Wilbur Craft, has the same music loving and has big brother charms the fans used to see in the past Wilbur Craft, you know, before the L’manberg arc started.  Many fans are upset to see Wilbur changed so much, so seeing William is acting like the Wilbur they used to know is literally a dream come true.

But not only that, Tom Soot, the actor of TommyInnit Craft, and William’s brother (THEY’RE ACTUALLY RELATED, THE FANS WILL FINALLY DIE IN PEACE!) is also in there!

Because what’s better than more Dirty Crime Bois content?

Now, as the main characters, Wilbur and Tommy’s actors of course had shown up to every single radio, which no one complains (some people liked other characters more, but they are very hilarious so they get what they can have).

There had been currently 2 episodes, episode 0, episode 1, episode 1.5, and and episode 2, so technically, they have like 4 episodes.

Episode 0, was very surprising, because it was recorded without any news, which the purpose is to surprise the fans.

It happens on the 6^th of January, the first episode of DSMP Radio.

The radio was silent for a few seconds, before a familiar voice groaned, “Will, are we going to be silent the whole radio? That’s lamee..”

Another voice huffed, “Well, child, you literally started acting before I do, what do you usually do in here!?”

A small mumble of “Not a child” before it answers, “Hm, introduce ourselves first I guess? We didn’t told the fans first right?”

“Oh right” A cough, “Welcome to the DSMP Radio everyone! My name is William Soot, you can call me Will, I am the actor of Wilbur Craft in Dream SMP.”

The other voice pipped up, “I’m Tom Soot, the actor of Tommy Innit from Dream SMP, nice to meet’cha.”

“You might be wondering, what is this DSMP Radio about” Will started, voice getting louder as he probably leaned to his mic, “DSMP Radio is a place where us, me and Tom, will talk about Dream SMP related stuff, obviously no spoilers for Season 3, and sometimes we’ll invite some other actors to join in! Doesn’t that sounds fun?”

You don’t have to look to know Tom was grinning, “Now, let’s open the camera first.. uh, yeah, because watching a black screen is boring.. shut it, just open it!”

The camera was blurry as it slowly focusing on both actors, Will was smiling a bit to the camera while Tom was busy rereading some paper, there’s a small writing of ‘Script’ on the front book that has been turned over.

“Why are you looking at the script? You forget that easily?” Will asked his brother, raising an eyebrow at him.

“Well, the story is just so long! I forgot what happens before the Tubbox scene..” Tom snapped, before mumbling some words that is probably what Tubbo in the movie was saying.

Will hums, “Pretty sure it’s about that scene where Philza left Wilbur with Techno.”

“Oh wait you’re right..” Tom raised an eyebrow, as is surprised, “To be honest I think I’m more Ranboo than Mark do” He sighs, “My memory sucks.”

Will laughed, “I think the most opposite is like, NotFound” His brown eyes turned into the camera, “George NotFound is George’s actual name by the way, what a coincidence” He chuckled, “Anyway, he’s like, super energetic, it’s very hilarious, because when in the sleeping scene his legs was bouncing.”

“NotFound actually auditioned for Tommy, you know? Because he’s as energetic and swears a lot” Tom laughed at the irony, “But NotFound kinda doesn’t fit, since Tommy is canonically a minor, usually this doesn’t make a problem since NotFound had a young face, but I was already picked so he turned into other characters.”

“Ohh, that’s a nice topic, what characters do you auditioned as?” Will asked his brother, turning his face towards the younger.

“I didn’t” Tom shrugged, “I’m an A class actor man, they begged me to be their actor.”

Will’s mouth turned into an ‘o’, before chuckling, “Proud big brother moment, right there.”

“Who did you auditioned as?” It’s Tom’s turn to ask.

Will taps his chin, “I’m pretty sure I auditioned as George.. uh, Tubbo too I think, you know, all the brunettes.. Eret too..”

“Why did you end up with Wilbur then? I think you’ll fit as George or Eret” Tom titled his head.

“Uh, they saw us bicker the way back and was like, ‘Oh! We had this character that is Tommy’s big brother figure, wanna try that?’ as I was like, ‘Oh, sure’ so here I am.” Will laughed at the memory.

“Ohh, wait I remember that!” Tom snapped his fingers.

Will looked at the time of the radio, “Huh, 10 minutes” He hold an eye contact with Tom for a second, “I know it’s short, but we want to nail around 20 minutes.  Next in Episode 1, which is most likely happening in like 15-20 January, we will answer some questions, like a QnA of some sorts, see you in the next episode!” Both brothers do a two finger salute before the video finally ends.

It’s clear to say Twitter boomed in excitement and cheers.

Dirty Crime Bois @Wilbur&TommyIRL

Me and my brother will record another episode at 17^th of January since we’re free that time :D we will have a special guest there!! See you soon! – Will Soot.

Weneedmorecrimeboiscontent @Wilandtommyy

Okay, HOLY SHIT, DSMP RADIO IS MY DREAM COME TRUE, I CAN FINALLY DIE IN PEACE.

DreamTeam @DweammyGogySapinappy

WE GOT A RADIO NOW?! – Dream

THAT WAS SO FUCKING CUTE, CRIME BOIS SUPREMACY!! – George

MORE CRIME BOIS CONTENT, I LOVE TOM’S MOVIES – Sapnap

> Dreamsmpseason3wohoo @Dsmpissounderrated

Wait y’all don’t get informed about this?? ://

>> Tubbox @Tubbo_Beloved

Soot and Tom actually actually makes that idea, so it’s like their personal radio, the director only approved this, but it’s purely from them :D

         >>> Dream @ClayWasTaken

Stay tuned for episode 6 boys, I’ll be there 😎 😎

                  >>>> Gogy @GeorgeNotFound

Correction buddy, *us and Sapnap ;)

                             >>>>> Julycomequick @BUSYSCREAMING

Why do I feel like reading heavy spoilers..

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“HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” Will’s voice, unmistakably, was screaming and stretching a greeting as long as he can, breathlessly he continues, “Welcome back! My name is William Soot, actor of Wilbur Craft!”

“WELCOME BACKKKKKKKKKKK” Same as Will, Tom was also stretching the word until his lungs screamed in protest, he panted, gulping a bunch of air before introducing himself, “Tom Soot! Actor of Tommy Innit!”

Will clapped his hand together, beaming at the camera, “Again, welcome back at episode 1! As promised, we will answer some questions from our social medias, but! We agreed to separate the QnAs into different topics.”

“Today’s topic is about who’s actually related in the movie Dream SMP” Tom explained, “It’s actually explained in the DSMP Lore Book, but sadly not many people read it.. well, I know for sure the Film Theory did” He grinned, “Good theory also! Not confirming anything but that’s so cool!”

Will clasped his hands together, “I’m pretty sure the well known are about Philza and Wilbur’s relationship, since it’s pretty obvious with Wilbur calling him ‘Dad’ and all.”

“And Wilbur with Fundy too” Tom pointed out another obvious relationship, “Fundy may not call Wilbur ‘Dad’ but we all see the scene where Wilbur took baby Fundy away after Sally died.”

“The Underscore-Beloved family is also an obvious one” Will continues, “Tubbo and Ranboo had a kid named Michael, a not so obvious one though.. Tommy might not be Tubbo’s brother, but they can as well have an unofficial one, so technically Tommy is Michael’s uncle.”

“Tommy’s Fundy’s uncle too, just to point it out, again, Wilbur and Tommy aren’t brothers, but Wilbur was too busy and stressed so Tommy is the one who babysits Fundy” Tom shrugged, “That’s basically an uncle move, right?”

Will smiles at the camera, “I had a not so obvious fact” His finger pointed to the air, “Wilbur and Tubbo are actually brothers.”

Tom blinked, “Oh yeah, I’m pretty sure Tubbo got adopted by Philza after they find him in the box.”

Will clicked his tongue, “It’s annoying though, Philza was in a hurry when Wilbur introduced Tubbo and just adopted so things get fast.  If he actually paid attention to his son, he most likely adopted Tommy too” He rolled his eyes, “But he just doesn’t care, he’s such a dick.”

Tom nodded to himself, agreeing.  He opened his eyes, looking at the camera, “Dream and Foolish are brothers by the way, their Mom is Puffy.  Even though Brooklyn was Clay’s IRL sister, she’s actually XD’s sister instead, so canonically Dream and Drista aren’t related.  And yes, XD is not Dream, XD is the God of Life, while Drista is the God of Chaos, Dream is like.. his follower or something..” Tom shrugged, “Gods in the Dream SMP has no appearance, but they can morph into someone they wished, that’s why XD is similar to Dream.”

Will grinned at the camera, “I bet you didn’t see this coming, but Tommy and Drista are best friends, it’s true! The first time Drista went to the mortal realm, she first met Tommy, Tommy is the only person who’s not scared of her horrifying appearance, so Drista took his looks.  That’s why her hair is short even though she said she likes long hair more, it’s actually canon.  It’s a deleted scene though, so you can’t see it in the movie.. but there’s this channel in YouTube called ‘Deleted Dream SMP Videos’ and you can saw it there” He smiles more softer, “It’s very wholesome.”

“I would say aww but that’s myself so” Tom scratched his neck, “Uh, continue.. what’s more?” He looked at Will.

Will furrowed his eyebrows, a hand on his chin in detective style of thinking, “I’m pretty sure there’s another deleted scene in the Eggpire arc, they deleted it because there’s literally a fight and mind control going on, family reunions feels like off” He shrugged, “Anyway, Sapnap is actually Bad’s kid, adopted of course, Skeppy had hang out long enough for Sapnap to actually see him as another parental figure.”

Tom blinked, “I’m pretty sure I was hanging out with Mark and Tobias.. it’s shooting on 27^th of March last year right?”

“Yep, my husband was shooting next so I wanna see” Will smiles.

Tom’s eyes sparkled, “Ohh!! Tell the viewers you betrayed Sally! Do it Will! It’s gonna be so funny considering the timeline and history they had!”

Will chuckled, “Sure, I’ll tell you my husband.”

Tom whooped, “It’s time! Will and his husband which is also my brother! He will reveal ‘em!”

Will mimicked a drum roll with his fingers tapping the desk, “It’s Alexis, the actor of Quackity” He winked.

YestheyarekissingTommy @Quackburissohot

Uhm.  FUCKING EXCUSE ME— QUACKITY AND WILBUR’S ACTOR ARE ACTUALLY MARRIED— HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHITTTT, MY WHOLE DAY IS EITHER RUINED OR MORE HAPPIER, I HAD NO IDEA. #AlexisSoot #Quackbur

ALEXIS’SURNAME @Wtfismylife

WE GOT IT BOYS, WE GOT ALEXIS’ SURNAME!! #AlexisSoot

What the hell @Petutty

I was kinda sad Quackbur isn’t canon :( I shipped them so hard even before Tommy innocently asked “Are you guys kissing?” BUT THEN THEIR IRL’S SELVES ARE MARRIED, MY HEART IS CURED, THANKS KING. #AlexisSoot #Quackbur

Drinkteabtch @Teateateateatea

Even though I prefer Karlnapity, I wouldn’t decline more Quackbur content ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #Quackbur

Quackity @Alexis

I was wondering why my name is on trend rn 😀 #AlexisSoot

Drista @BrooklynWasTaken

Twitter is so loud today ;-;

>  Tommy Innit @TomSoot

THEIR REACTION IS SO HILARIOUS LMAO, I’VE BEEN SCROLLING TWITTER FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT.

                  >> Wilbur Craft @WilliamSoot

Fr tho he’s been grinning and laughing maniacally that even Dan (Technoblade @DanSoot) was concerned.  I am worried for my safety :)

                           >>> Dream @ClayWasTaken

Imagine having two psychopaths as your brothers, couldn’t be me.

                                    >>>> Wilbur Craft @WilliamSoot

Your sister literally just said yesterday she would kill for fun.

                                             >>>>> Drista @BrooklynWasTaken

*Me and Tubbo, he’s a great mentor :)) he said he’ll teach me how to create nukes.

                                                      >>>>>> Ranboo @Mark_Beloved

As Tobias’ twin brother, please just run for your life, it’s not worth it, whatever is that :’) I’ve experienced first hand.

                                                               >>>>>>> Tommy Innit @TomSoot

Jesus, mate—

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Tobias inhaled, his feet tapping against the wooden floor, hands fidgeting.  It’s not his fault that he never gone to this radio thingy okay? William had started his acting career before, and he played in ‘The Origins’! While Tobias? Tobias just started this acting life, to be complete honest, he’s the most extroverted than  his brother, but he’s still nervous at fault, always thinking what people’s impression of him.

He calmed his breath, raising his knuckles to knock into the door, Tom had said “Just knock if you’re here!” surprisingly they’re not very.. professional, it’s more laid back, like a podcast.

“Uh, wait a moment!” Someone yelled from inside, Tom, from the voice, followed by a crash, Tobias winced.

“Shit, Tom you’re okay?!” “I’m fine!”

So much for a normal episode, goddamn it.. this is going to be so chaotic.

~*~

As soon as Tobias comes to the screen, grinning at the screen with a peace sign on his hands, the viewers started screaming.

“Sup everyone, sorry I’m late” Tobias clasped his hands together in a ‘sorry’ motion.

William waved it off, “Nah, you’re fine!”

Tom turned to his friend, smiling at him, “You should introduce yourself first, incase some people don’t recognize you.”

“Tobias_Beloved, yep, Tubbo’s actor here” Tobias’ grin grew wider, “Sorry if I had such forgetable face.”

Tom snorted, “Anyways, now we have our new addition.. LET’S CONTINUE!!”

It took like 10 minutes for Tobias to start relaxing, that it’s very different from shooting, you can joke and be out of character, no one cares.

“I’m pretty sure Eret was about to adopt Fundy, right? It shown after King Eret’s zoom in shoot” Tobias pointed out, joining the conversation of ‘Who’s Related?’.

Tom hummed, “Yep, I think so..” He agreed, before pausing a bit, “Isn’t the Goddess of Death is Philza’s past lover or something? She got her screen time flashback when Philza was stabbing Wilbur right? Something about ‘Losing another loved one’ I think.”

Will blinked, “Wait, oh yeah! I forgot about that! Got any other family member of the DSMP we all know again?”

“Punz and Purpled are siblings right?” Tobias asked after a while.

“Aha! Mercenary brothers! Well that’s another relationship solved.. and confirmed” Tom checklisted something on a piece of paper, “I was about to say Schlatt and Quackity are fiances, like Quackity with Karl and Sapnap, but I think that doesn’t get into the family category.”

“Damn he got all the guys, L” Tobias joked, which brings a laugh to the brothers.

“I also saw people shipping Quackity with Slime Cicle, he really do” Tom pipped out.

“Well, I think that’s enough for today’s episode!” Will reminded them, “It’s been thirty five minutes already” He pointed at the timer near the camera.

Tom looked up from the paper he was writing on, “Oh! Well we passed twenty boys!”

Tobias smirked at the camera, “Don’t miss me too much! I’ll be back on the next episode.”

William smiled at. The camera, “Bye bye!~”

The video went black.

Misty_Black @Misty_Black

I didn’t expect Tobias there, and absolutely didn’t expect him to be more talkative than in the interview, but it was very nice seeing Tobias and Tom interracting! It’s like watching an IRL Tommy and Tubbo moment.. ah, I’m crying again :’)

         > My Eyes Cosplaying As Waterfall @User3784

Fr tho, why do DSMP gotta be so angsty— well we’re lucky the casts are willing to give us more screen time even tho they’re not acting!

                  >> Stella Black @NotBrown

I can’t even count the times I’ve been crying my eyes out, they’re just so miserable :( I wanna hug ‘em one by one.

                           >>> Wheres My Klee @BoomboomKlee

I cried out of happiness, FOR ONCE, when Puffy admitted she is a therapy.  If my babies didn’t get an appointment with her I WILL CAUSE ARSON.

                                    >>>> Ana Joseph @AnaJoseph

If it doesn’t include in Season 3, I will help you out :D <3

Ranboo @Mark_Beloved

Wohoo!! Good episode earlier Toby!

         > Tubbo @Tobias_Beloved

EYY Thank youuu!! <3

                  >> Ranboo @Mark_Beloved

When are you coming home btw? Mom and Mama are coming back at like, 7 pm, come backk

                           >>> Tubbo @Tobias_Beloved

Pshh, pussy, alright I’m going back at 3, wait for me! I’m having lunch w/ Tom and his family.

User3673 @User3673

Mark and Tobias got two moms 💀 💀 damnnn me too! I’m stupidly happy at the tweet that said my fav actors has two moms smh.

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William whistled at his phone, Tom leaned to him in interest, the brunet looked at the twins in front of him, “This is not really about Dream SMP, but I think this is a good one to answer, sharing is caring.” He shrugged.

“Anyway, let me read the question for today’s topic.” William coughed.

“Hello! My name is Allan and I have dreams to be an actor someday, unfortunately I’m also very shy and don’t know how to deal with both at the same time.  Knowing both _Beloved twins has the same problems as I do like they said in an interview, I wanted to know how do you deal with it.  I also wanted to know what did the Soot brothers feel about this acting stuff, what is exciting and what is annoying, it could really help me and make me know what to list to learn it so I could be better, thank you!”

Mark, the guest today, and with Tobias, blinked, caught off guard at the mention of his name.

Tom smiled faintly, “Well?” He looked at the twins.

Mark scratched his cheek in embarrassment, cheek filled with pink hues as three pair of blinking eyes looked at him, “Uh.. um.. I guess..” He paused, looking thoughtful for a few seconds, “It’s kind of weird.. and a nerve-wrecker.. but I think it’s quite worth it,” He gestured to all of them, “I never actually had friends, so having you all here.. it’s kind of nice.”

William cooed, “Aww Mark, happy to be your friend too buddy!” Tom excitedly nodded in agreement beside him, Mark’s ears started to redden too now.

Tobias tapped his fingers to the short table in front of him, “For me..” He maintained eye contact with his brother’s grey ones, “I don’t really know how to describe it.. it’s kind of a hard journey, but it’s also thrilling.”

“How about you Toms? What do you feel the first time acting?” William nudged the person beside him.

“Hmm.”

Tom narrows his eyes, fingers on his chin.

“I kinda was like, ‘Ahaha I probably couldn’t do this’ and then I did, so,” He flexed his hands in the air, “I didn’t really have problems since I’m not really interested in acting.. so if I’m not accepted it’s fine too.”

“Oh, damn, same” William snorted.

“Why did you joined acting? Is it a family thing? Dan and Mr Soot also are also actors, is it on the genes?” Tobias titled his head, an easy-going smile on his face.

William’s brows furrow, letting out a low hum under his breath, he finally responds, “To be honest I don’t know,” He said bluntly, “Tom did, so I kinda just join because I feel like there’s nothing better to do.”

The older Soot gestures to his blonde companion, “He’s kinda the reason I’m accepted, if I’m not brothers with him I’m pretty sure I’m no good at this acting stuff.”

Mark frowns, “I’m not sure about that Soot, you acted perfectly for Wilbur.”

William gave him a beaming smile, “I do? Why thank you Mark!~”

Tom rolled his eyes, “He’s not lying though, you’re good, don’t look so down at yourself,” He nudged his brother.

William smiles at him, a clear invitation to let the conversation end, “Okay then, thank you Tom, why don’t we continue?”

Tobias nodded after a brief pause, turning on the tablet laying on the table between the four of them, he scrolled down for a few minutes, sorting through questions after questions for a good one.

Five minutes pass with Mark, William, and Tom chatting on the background, Tobias perked up at a particular question that piqued his interest, “Ah, found it!” He cheered, turning the other three occupants’ attention to him.

Tobias grins at the attention, “Okay okay, here it is.  ‘I’m not sure if it’s on topic anymore, but I’m curious, what’s your favourite characters in DSMP?’”

“Why hello anonymous person! My personal favourite is Puffy! I like how her character plays out, and I also love the fact she’s probably one of the sanest adults in the SMP,” William crossed his arms, his right hand tapping his left bicep.

“Puffy? That’s a nice one,” Tom’s eyes crinkled as he smiles wider, “I like Drista, Brooklyn absolutely killed it when playing as her!”

Mark muttered something suspiciously like, “Of course you do,” Which probably isn’t as quiet as he hoped for by the way Tom glares at him.  Mark gave him a grin that screams ‘Little shit’ more than Wilbur does to Tommy canonically.

“I think my favourite is Tommy Craft,” Tobias confesses, “He kinda act like what a normal teenager would in a war, angry and miserable.  I think Tubbo is just too mature for his age, so it doesn’t quite fit.  Because to be honest, I think I might be Tommy if it was my situation, he just shows the audience what a dangerous and toxic environment can cause to young people.  I think I might like Fundy if he ages a little slower, since from young he can portrait a complete personality for a neglected child, unfortunately it’s canon that foxlings can age faster than normal human, so yes, Tommy is my favourite,” He gazed at Tom for a second, “Also that because he’s played by my best friend and that he’s Tom Soot.”

Tom gaped, “Okay— okay woah that’s full on detail, I just like Drista because I do.”

Mark snorts, “Uhm— yeah same, I like Dream because he’s just a cool antagonist, man, sometimes you’re too smart.”

Tobias scowled at his twin, “What was that supposed to mean? I’m always smart!”

Tom thinly smiles at him, “Sure, and you absolutely didn’t got almost zero scores at high school, yep, that didn’t exist at all.”

Before Tobias could huff out an angry response, William claps his hands together, looking thoroughly entertained to see Tobias being bullied by his two friends, “Boys, boys, let’s not start a screaming match here, there’s viewers using headphones you know.”

Mark giggles, but shut up nonetheless.

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“Okay, so before the chat explodes with questions and remarks about us breaking a promise and whatnot, I just want to say, it’s all on Tom’s.”

Five seconds in LIVE, and here is William pushing Tom under the bus yet again, joy.

Tom squawked angrily, “Putting the blame on me?! Shame on you!” He shouts.

William, which is… sitting quite close with Tom, quickly puts his hands to cover his poor abused ears. In case somebody didn’t get the message, Tom is very loud.

“Look, look! We’re supposed to have Clay with us, he’s Dream’s actor by the way, but apparently…” He paused, before looking straight at the camera, “Literally just check Twitter, right now, do it, I’ll be genuinely surprised if Clay not trending right now.”

“Why? What happened?” Tom fumbles around with his phone, unlocking it in a rush to see what’s it’s all about.

“Clay already told us, he just hasn’t made the announcement yet, but I think he said he’ll announce it on Twitter this morning.” William’s lips quirked up a little at the reminder of last night, nudging Tom’s elbow so he could peek from the blonde’s shoulder.

“This morning? Wil it’s nine!”

“Well.” William huffed a laugh, “If you haven’t made the very much common discovery of the fact that people can wake up earlier than you, then I’m very much more than pleased to inform you.”

Tom squints at the brunet, needing a few seconds to convert the overly long message into something his brain could process, but when he did, he gave a venomous glare. One which, sadly, bounces off William like a volley ball. Probably because how much he receives daily, that it’s not that much scary anymore knowing he’ll get the same glare approximately five minutes later, better save up some energy!

“Oh, oh! You mean this one!” Tom exclaims, reading a tweet from none other than Clay himself, “Still sucked he can’t join us though, what a bummer.”

“Aww, don’t be like that.” William grins, “What, you’re complaining that you have to spend more time with me? I thought your questionable tastes only limited to fashion? I’m an absolute delight!”

Tom’s face soured badly he might’ve eaten a whole batch of lemons.

“As if! My tastes in which company I prefer is trustworthy! And obviously Clay is way higher on the list than you! You— you didn’t even make it to top twenty!”

William thinks, if this is a cartoon, there might been smokes coming out of Tom’s ears, and grins wider at the comical mental image before deciding to stop on his daily fun activity ‘bully little brother!’.

“Alright, alright, while it’s been fun bullying Tom—” “Hey!” “We seem to have abandoned our viewers long enough, now, I’ll use the generator to randomly chose a question. As usual, please ask us, be respectful, and don’t spam your question more than twice, get it everyone?” William waits a few seconds, staring at the agreeing chat, “Very good! Now ask those questions my dear viewers!”

“Generating… give it a second, okay we got one!” Tom sat up a bit straighter, looking at the question curiously.

‘What do you think of the DSMP so far???? Love ur streams!!! I hope u both will do a collab stream again!!!! <3<3’

“Oh my, thank you.” William grins, “Rest assured, I have no plans of letting this child stream unsupervised.”

“Stop it! I’m not a child!”

William didn’t even spare a look of disbelief, instead he hums in thought, closing his eyes and doing the detective pose, hand in chin and all that…

“Well, it’s not really my cup of tea.” He admitted, “I’m more into, and as I quote, ‘cheesy classic romance bullshit’, if I recall it correctly.” His lips quirked in amusement.

“Excuse you! I said, ‘cheesy classic old man romance bullshit’! You forgot! The old man part!”

The chat giggled at their childish bander, truly, age does not matter, as long as your sibling is near, all rationality and dignity were all thrown outside the window.

“Yes yes, very important details there I see.” William nods solemnly, “I will repeat, my tastes are, as Tom adequately described, cheesy classic old man romance bullshit, yes, my excellent taste they are.”

He chuckles a bit at Tom’s approving nod, before continuing, “DSMP is good though, even if it’s out of my genre, and contributing to the story also adds a special element! I don’t usually read or watch something tied to political, I just went for the easy romance stuff, or English classics.” He listed, two fingers up, “Well, but it’s a great story nonetheless! The plot is intriguing, and I can’t wait to see the next season with Tom right here!”

Tom grinned boyishly, showcasing his youth to the audience, causing most of the chat to coo here and there, “Yeah! It’s really fun! I especially like Ranboo’s point of view! His lore is just so good, it was very well written, and I think Mark just portrayed his character perfectly!”

“Well, my favorite point of view is Quackity’s.” William said, “You can figure out why.” He winks at the camera.

Tom mock gagged, “Yes, we get it, Jesus. You’re whipped, we get it, shut it!” He covers his ears, “I don’t want to hear you flirt, again, Alexis isn’t even here!”

William actually laughs at Tom’s obnoxiousness, eyes bright and giggling a few more seconds before managing to speak without wheezing out his breath, “Alright, alright, next!” He pressed the ‘generate’ button on his phone, taking a few seconds to work and finally spat out the second question.

‘If you have to chose which nations u wanna live in, which one is it???’

“Kinoko Kingdom.” Tom blinks, “By far the most peaceful country I’ve seen in DSMP.”

William nods thoughtfully, “It does seem like a nice place.” He concluded, “I, personally, will choose—”

“Las Nevadas, we get it, gosh dang.” Tom rolled his eyes, ignoring how William sputtered a pathetic lie of “Well maybe I’m fit at how Las Nevadas operate, have you thought of that?!”

“William.” Tom pressed, “You absolutely suck at gambling.”

William opens his mouth to refute, pausing, before closing it with a huff.

Tom giggles at the immaturity of it all, “Well, guess what everyone? It’s break time!” He claps his hands together, “I absolutely need to go to the bathroom, so, enjoy a black screen for five minutes please!”

“Yes yes, see you later!” William nods.

The chat rolled a bit to show the audience laughing, before the view of William and Tom turned black, camera off and muted.

And so, they waited.

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‘Will Clay be a guest too??? It’s too bad he’s busy this time!’

Five-minute break, a very much needed one. William laughs a bit at the question, imagining a whiny tone accompanying it.

“Well yes, as you all know, he graciously informed us that he’ll be visiting George, and considering George is our next guest anyways, we agreed that he’ll be there with George.” William explained, a slight smile tugging in in lips at the exciting fact that Clay is here, in UK.

“Ooh! We should go to that amusement park with Clay!” Tom cheers, “Phil promised that we’ll go there again!”

William nods, “Of course we will! How can we let Clay miss the amusement park? We will definitely tell him. Or…” He smirked at the camera, “Unless he’s watching us right at this moment?”

A few seconds later, a buzz rang from William’s phone, which he unlocked curiously.

Only to cackles at whatever shows up on his phone.

Sensing everyone’s curiosity, he wagged his phone to the camera, “It’s Clay.” He laughed, “He said it’s because George was watching.”

Tom rolled his eyes, “We get it Clay, you love us, we love us too, I mean who doesn’t? No need to be embarrassed.” He said proudly, for some unknown reason also including William in his act of praising himself.

“Alright, stop with those narcissistic behavior! Now, generating the next one…”

‘What’s u guys fav arcs??? I love exile sm!!! Cried so bad I feel so bad for Tommy but the writing, scenes, and everything is so GOOD! Can’t wait for next season love u all <3<3’

“Awwe, thanks~!” William winks, “I didn’t exactly have a particular arc I love, but I definitely enjoys acting as Ghostbur! The autotune and all switch personality is really fun to test out.”

“Favorite arc huh…” Tom mumbles, a finger on his chin, before he snapped a finger as an imaginary lamp lights up beside his head, “Ironically, I also like the exile arc!” He grins boyishly.

“I get so many scenes to do with Clay! And Clay is cool! Cooler than William!” On second thought, Tom’s nose wrinkled, “Though William is not that cool to begin with, so the bar isn’t that high.”

William sobs, “What did I even do to deserve this bullying.”

Tom cringed, “Please stop and just generate the next question already.”

William pouted, “You see this unfair treatment?” Tom raised an unimpressed eyebrow as if William hadn’t mercilessly bullied Tom like, less an hour ago.

“But as his majesty commands, I shall generate the next question.”

‘If you get to meet with your characters in whatever arc, what will you guys said to them?’

“Well.” William’s face scrunched unpleasantly, as if remembering something bitter, “Pogtopia arc, especially, I would like to slap his face and begs for him to see Puffy, or something. His treatment to Tommy is awful.”

Tom giggles, “He had to retake a lot of scenes because he doesn’t want to say some lines in front of my face.”

“You, child, has been to dirtied with swear words censoring doesn’t even matter anymore.” William sighs regretfully, “But those lines are just mean! I don’t like Pogtopia arc Wilbur very much.”

Taking it as a sign to answer, Tom was quick to say, “I don’t really have anything to say, I mean, imagine being in front of someone who was traumatized so bad. I wouldn’t know what to say! Maybe ‘I’m sorry’? Or I don’t know actually, Tommy is quite unstable and sensitive after the exile arc, so looking at him wrong probably will get you snapped for being a weirdo or something.” Tom laughs.

Humming, he thoughtfully said, “I would hug him? I guess? If I was allowed? I don’t know.” He shrugs.

William dumbly gapes at him, “Oh wow, do you have experience in this?” His eyebrows furrowed.

Tom puts a hand on his chin, “I don’t know, must be all the angst fictions I gobbled up.”

“Oh.”

‘Idk if it’s allowed to ask non-dsmp related questions, but what r u guys hobbies??’

“Of course it’s allowed!” William exclaimed, “My hobby is, you guess it, guitar.” He nods, “But also, painting.” He shrugged.

The chat exploded in question marks, and William chuckles, “It’s a silly hobby of mine, I’m not going serious with it.”

“I think his paintings are good.” Tom butts in, “Even though when he’s painting his room became very messy! Papers, pens, pencils, and other art crap I don’t know the name about literally scattered around his room, and he has the audacity to get mad if you broke it! How’d I know it’s near the table foot?! That’s so stupid!” He nearly shouted at the end.

“Those things are expensive!” William shouts back, “And you nearly broke my dip pen! The nib was expensive! My favorite one!”

“I DIDN’T ASK!” Tom throws his hands up, disbelief lacing his voice.

Coughing a bit, he answered, “I like playing games, especially Minecraft!” He grins, “Oh also skateboard… I like using it to go everywhere!”

“He meant it literally.” William spoke dully, his eyes blank as if remembering those times Tom nearly broke every furniture in the house to just do his stupid skateboard moves in the house (he is).

‘What’s both of yous former job before being an actor?’

“Haha.” William’s shoulder slumped, “Super boring stuff, a salaryman.”

Tom cackled, “I’m still an idol!” He winks.

“We know.” William huffs, “How do you even balance being a successful actor and idol, what a steal.” He rolled his eyes.

“As if I didn’t catch you listening to my songs that one time.” Tom accused, not really, it’s a truth after all.

“I was— I just like your band group.” William coughs into his fist, “One that you so happen to be in.”

“William it’s a solo.”

“Next question!”

‘I don’t think the generator will even choose me lol, anyways how are you today?’

“Guess what? You did get chosen! A lucky day for you!” William smiles, “I’m not that good.”

Sensing the chat is about to be concerned, Tom cuts in, “He’s just a simp and missed Alexis, please stop.”

“Aw, you ruined it.”

“I’m great, thanks for asking.”

‘Omg I hope I get chosen pls pls anyway what’re your fav food?’

“You did! Congrats!” William cheered, clapping his hands.

“Mac n cheese? I’m not exactly picky, but I have a diet being an idol and all.” Tom titled his head, “I miss being able to eat a bunch of unhealthy food with no consequences though.”

“Instant noodles.” William smiles.

‘Watching from Indonesia!!! Have u ever been to my country? What’s it’s like??’

Sheepishly, William rubbed his nape, “I’ve never been there, sorry.”

“I had a concert there two times!” Tom perks up, “I like it! The weather is so nice! I wish UK is less cold, the sunlight is nice.”

“We should do a travel vlog sometimes…” William murmurs thoughtfully.

Tom gasped in delight, he nodded his head quicky, “It sounds fun!”

“We’ll have to see when we have a long holiday together, but generate please!”

‘What is your favourite things about your characters?’

“His white streak.” Both answered at the same time.

“I like how we’re matching!” William smiles at the cooing viewers, “And his relationship with Quackity is hot.”

“Gross.” Tom gags, “But I like the iconic red-white shirt with a green bandana, it’s so Tommy. And the cosplays are also so good!” He beams at the camera.

‘Depressed about school rn, what’s u guys fav lesons?’

“English.” William shrugs, “You’ll expect music, but the teacher was… I don’t like her.”

“You just don’t like that she insults Alexis once.” Tom said blankly.

“Yes, and she’s very mean!”

“Well, my favorite is math!” Tom titled his head with a grin, reminiscing his old school days (which wasn’t very old, to be quite honest), “The teacher is my favorite! A quite surprise since I hate math with all my guts since elementary.”

“Yes.” William shuddered, “To think Tom could look like that with full marks tests.”

“What do you mean I look like ‘that’?!”

‘Ur fav country pls!’

“French.” William smiles dumbly.

Tom snorts at the chat when it rolled with various questions with the consistent name of Alexis in it. Seems like he doesn’t need to explain why it’s William’s favorite country.

“South Korea.” He shrugs, “It looks cool? Also, I became an idol there.” Tom hums, “But I also like Japan snacks.” He licked his lips, remembering the times his sweet tooth side has been in pure bliss.

“Hm?” William perks up, “It’s been an hour mark! Oh wow! Well, I can promise you guys we’ll have the Clay and George tomorrow, stay tuned alright? See you tomorrow!” He waved merrily, with Tom following suit behind.