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CHAPT. 1 Visitation Hours

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“You can’t keep doing this Sir, I’m getting used to taking shards and bullets out of your body that it’s making me feel ill” Alfred mumbled as he took a pair of tweezers and plucked a small glass shard near Bruce’s 2nd ab.Bruce winced in pain and clenched his teeth. Alfred cringed at the sound and placed the piece with the others, blood dripping from them, as they laid on a small metal plate. 

“This town needs something to fear” Bruce mumbled as he twitched with the slight tough of Alfred patting down a cloth of alcohol on Bruce’s wounds. Alfred shook his head and sighed.

”Well….I worry you know…can’t help it” Alfred whispered as he stared at the floor. Bruce stood up and wrapped his arms around Alfred’s shoulders and smiled. Alfred grew a smile and patted one hand on Bruce’s back while the other held the now bloodied cloth. Bruce separated the hug and put on a pastel blue button up sleeve collared shirt with black pants and black shoes.

”Already on your way out? You hardly had any time to rest?” Alfred said as he grabbed a clean cloth to clean his hands. 

“I’m going to see how Harvey’s doing after….you know…a lamp to the face?” Bruce said as he buttoned the last button. Alfred nodded.

”I guess I’ll order take out? Considering you’ll arrive late during these hours?” Alfred said as he chuckled. Bruce smiled and waved goodbye as he took his car and drove to the hospital.

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“oh…didn’t expect to see you here” A familiar woman’s voice whispered. It was Selina Kyle, better known as Cat Woman. She stood up from the waiting room and walked next to Bruce who was making his way to visit Harvey’s room. 

“Hello to you too..” Bruce said with a smirk. Selina giggled and held the bouquet of flowers close to her chest. 

“Can’t believe Harvey’s in this type of state….” Selina mumbled as she furrowed her eyebrows and looked to the side of the hallway as they both continued walking. Bruce sighed.

”I know..” Bruce mumbled as he crossed his arms. He felt uncomfortable. Selina stopped and looked at the flowers. Bruce leaned closer to her.

”Everything alright?” Bruce whispered.

”It’s just-“ Selina said as she turned around.

”-I can’t see Harvey right now…I hope you understand…don’t tell him I was here” Selina mumbled as she handed the bouquet towards Bruce for him to hold. She immediately left, without giving Bruce a chance to stop her. He sighed and walked in to see his friend smile at him from the hospital bed. Harvey sat up. Bruce smiled and sat on the bed.

”How you been buddy?” Bruce said with a smile. 

“Never been better….since you know” Harvey mumbled as he slid off his fake face. Bruce cringed with the sight but quickly covered it up with a small awkward smile. Harvey sighed deeply and covered the other side of his face. 

“If that Batman would’ve stopped that other masked freak in time” Harvey mumbled as he rolled his eyes. Bruce couldn’t held but look at anything other than Harvey, the TV, it broadcasted the news from the day before.

”Hey, it’s okay, I’ll get better” Harvey whispered while putting his hand on Bruce’s shoulder. Bruce turned back and gave Barvey a nodded and smile.

”What’s that?” Harvey said as he turned his eyes towards the bouquet Bruce held in his hands. Bruce shrugged.

”Just a bouquet of pretty flowers, for a beautiful  face like you” Bruce whispered with a smirk. Harvey rolled his eyes and smiled.

”Well you can put it with the rest of flowers I got” Harvey said as he smiled and pointed to the other bunch of flowers on the desk next to him. As Bruce laid the extra flowers next to the others. He looked up to see a huge Batman symbol appear in the sky. 

“Well, that’s one way to get his attention” Harvey said as he chuckled and crossed his arms. Bruce chuckled then felt a vibration in his pocket. He brought out his phone and saw a text from Alfred.

‘Sir, I think you saw it already’

“I did”, Bruce texted back.

 

Bruce turned back to Harvey and gave a small smile.

”er…Harvey, I have to go” Bruce said as he walked closer to Harvey.

”W-what?? Already? You just got here! My visitation hours won’t be over until a couple hours…. Can’t stay a little longer?” Harvey said as he held Bruce’s hand. Bruce look at Harvey’s hand then at his eyes. Bruce furrowed his eyebrows and frowned. 

“I’m sorry Harv…it’s Alfred…he needs me” Bruce mumbled as he shrugged. Harvey nodded slowly and removed his hand. Bruce have a small smile and waved goodbye and walked out of the hospital room and out the hospital then back into his car and drove off to the Bat Signal.

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CHAPT. 2 ~ Arkham Asylum: Welcome Home!~

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Bruce trembled in sweat in his patient as he woke up. He panted and sat up from his bed. He looked down at his arms. His veins being see through more than before. He looked at his chest to see a huge chest wound. He sighed loudly and shook his head, he could feel a hard migraine coming in. He face palmed himself and sat up from the bed and would’ve nearly feel over if he didn’t catch himself on the side of the sink. He eventually caught his valence and looked around his room, cell, if you rather. 

“Seems like you’re awake, get up, put your clothes on” a man on the speaker said. Bruce sighed and walked over to a chair in the corner and put his uniform on. It was a grey long sleeve shirt and grey sweatpants. He slipped on his white flip flops and crossed his arms in front of the door. The man on the speaker opened the door and smirked. He had two other inmates behind him. One with dreads and a bodybuilder type body and the other was  bald and skinny. 

“Have fun boys” The guard said as he allowed the two to make their way into the room and closed the door. The buff man pounced on Bruce and pushed him on the bed and held his shoulders down. Bruce groaned as he was held tightly in the inmates grasp. The other inmate smirked and slid Bruce’s pants down, revealing his white underwear. Bruce kicked the buff guy away from him and got into his fighting stance. 

“Aw cute, he thinks he can take on two guys….oh we’ll see if he can really take on two guys” The bald guy mumbled as he frowned. The bald guy got behind Bruce and curled his arms to hold Bruce’s in his grasp. The buff guy smirked and kissed Bruce’s neck. Bruce panted nervously and grew red in the face. The buff guy slipped his hands inside of Bruce’s pants and began pumping Bruce. Bruce squirmed and shook his head left and right. The bald guy kneeled back and laid down on the bed with Bruce’s back on top of his chest. The buff guy slipped off Bruce’s underwear and slid his off as well. He put his hand under Bruce’s thigh and lifted it up and held himself in his hand as he aimed at Bruce’s entrance.  

Soon enough a man barged though the cell and pushed the buff dude off of Bruce and onto the sink, causing him to pass out due to his head hitting the sink. The man that barged in laughed historically and pulled Bruce off the bald guy and began punching the bald guy repeatedly in the face until he bled. Bruce slowly slipped up his underwear and panted as he stood up to look at the guy that barged in.

He looks at Bruce in the eyes and smiled ear to ear. He had black, darkish hair. He had bright white teeth and ran up to Bruce and shook his hand. Bruce just stared with wide eyes. 

“Ughhh” Bruce groaned as he face palmed and shook his head as he felt a migraine hit him like a bullet.

”What happened here?!” A woman with a darker complexion yelled as she held a clipboard in her hand. A guard stopped behind her with a baton in his hand.

”Oh guards! You’re just in time!” The man with a huge grin said.

”John what happened? Did you do this?” The woman asked.

’John’ turned towards Bruce who was rubbing his shoulder and stayed quiet.

”No, I got here just in time to see this guy already finish the job! Isn’t that right buddy?” John said.

bruce stood quiet. The woman sighed and shook her head.

”Seems like you had another ‘episode’…I knew this would happen…. Patients haven’t been too kindly to you coming in” The woman mumbled as she rolled her eyes.

”Come on, it’s near lunch time, you should go and have a walk in the main area…it’ll give us some time to clean up this mess…” The woman said as she ushered out Bruce and John. The guard walked Bruce and John to the main area and walked away. John walked in front of Bruce and smiled widely again.

”Welcome home Brucie! Here’s my home! Over there you’ll see the freak who plays chess all day and everyone speaks for themselves…” John said as she shrugged his shoulders. 

“I’m gonna go watch TV, make yourself at home” John said as he patted Bruce’s shoulder and walked to the couch and lifted the remote in his hand to turn on the TV.

’This is going to be a long day’ Bruce thought as he sighed and face palmed himself.

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CHAPT 3. ~ Two-Face ~

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“Come on, Alfred’s here to pick you up” The same woman from before said to Bruce in the main lobby. Bruce had just called for Gordon to bail him out after John decided to start a brawl fight to distract the guards so Bruce can go and call for help. Bruce nodded then was quickly pulled by the guards to leave Arkham Asylum. John giggled and waved Bruce goodbye.

While in Alfred’s car, Bruce overheard the radio. Bruce stopped Alfred’s hand to turn it off. Alfred sighed and continued on driving while Bruce listened in on the radio.

”— *bzzt* —And I’ll do whatever it takes to keep this city safe! Even if it means Bruce Wayne stays in Arkham Asylum!” Harvey’s voice echoed in Bruce’s mind, it bounced around his mind, his thoughts roamed around in his head. ‘Was Harvey really gone for good? Was this TwoFace really in charge now?’ Bruce thought. Alfred turned off the radio for good and parked in the Bruce Wayne Manor and got out the car to open Bruce’s door. Bruce got out and stumbled to find his balance. The drug hasn’t worn off yet. Alfred closed the door and quickly wrapped one of Bruce’s arms over his shoulders and walked into the Batcave. Bruce eventually created an antidote and healed himself from the drug. 

Bruce put on a fresh black suit with a black tie and allowed Alfred to fix it. Bruce patted his shoulders and smiled at the mirror in front of him.

”Be careful…Harvey might not be the most…excited to see you show up, sir” Alfred mumbled as he shook his head and sighed. Bruce nodded and waved goodbye to Alfred as he walked in his car and made his way to where Harvey was. He was on top of a rooftop. 

“Heh… seems like Bruce paid off the Arkham Asylum guards after all with daddies money” TwoFace said as he looked behind him to see Bruce cross his arms. 

“What happened to you Harvey” Bruce whispered as he furrowed his eyebrows and shrugged. TwoFace laughed and looked at Bruce with a smirk. 

“What happened to you Harvey” TwoFace mocked as he rolled his eyes. Bruce frowned.

”Harvey’s gone now, This is the brand new and improved Harvey Dent” TwoFace said as he shrugged while holding a walkie-talkie in his hand. He put the walkie-talkie towards his mouth.

”Do it” TwoFace demanded. Soon enough an explosion could be heard nearby. It was enough to allow the floor beneath them shake. Bruce balanced himself as the floor shook. Bruce looked at the explosion then at TwoFace. 

“—*bzzt* Harvey! The explosion took out more of our people than we thought! It took out half the city block!” A man on the other end of the walkie-talkie said. 

“The children of Arkham is stopped, that’s all that matters” TwoFace said as he turned off the walkie-talkie and walked towards Bruce. 

“What the fuck Harv! You’re a fucking monster! What happened to the real Harvey Dent I used to drink with!?” Bruce yelled. Harvey rolled his eyes. Harvey shook his head and patted his head and frowned.

”B-Bruce I’m- I’m sorry…I-“ Harvey interrupted himself with TwoFace and glared at Bruce.

”Shut up Bruce!” TwoFace yelled as he gripped Bruce’s collared shirt and pulled him towards him.

”isn’t this kind of romantic in a sick, twisted, way Bruce?” TwoFace whispered in Bruce’s ear.

”I remember Harvey’s memories, when you two would fuck each other like wild dogs after you’d have your little Wayne Manor parties, you’d sneak back into the guest bedrooms or any room you could to have fun when you two were supposed to show a good impression on the Gotham City” TwoFace whispered as he formed a half smirk. Bruce grew red in the face as he felt a hand palmed his pants. Bruce muffled a moan between his lips. 

“Heh, I knew you wouldn’t back away from the feeling of pleasure, somehow you still think Harvey is calling the shots” TwoFace mumbled as he pocketed the walkie-talkie and leaned down to kiss Bruce’s neck while holding him close. 

“Ngh…” Bruce moaned. TwoFace chuckled.

”You’re such a whore for Harvey, Bruce, you would get fucked in a non-private place like this? It would be nice to hear you scream my name on this rooftop, having a helicopter view the scene and televise it live as I fuck the daylights out of you” TwoFace whispered lowly as he pecked and nibbled at Bruce’s neck, csusing him to squirm under TwoFace’s touch. Bruce can easily get out of his grip but he chooses not to. 

“Harvey…Harv if you’re in there, I missed this, I…I missed us…” Bruce whispered against TwoFace ear. TwoFace shook his head as if a bug buzzed to his face and put both his hands on his head. Bruce stepped closer to TwoFace and leaned closer to remove his hands from his face. Harvey immediately hugged Bruce and leaned down a bit to rest his head on Bruce’s shoulder. Harvey smiled as Bruce slowly wrapped his arms around Harvey. 

“My place?” Bruce mumbled as he shrugged. Harvey smiled sweetly and put his mask back on. They eventually made it back to the Wayne Manor. 

“Hello sir! Er- hello Harvey…” Alfred said with a smile in the beginning of his sentence but forced a smile for Harvey. Alfred didn’t trust Harvey after Bruce’s altercations with him. Bruce gave Alfred a comfortable nod making Alfred seem somewhat comfortable. 

Bruce walked away from Alfred and found a room especially for sex, that Bruce only knew about. Alfred didn’t know that Bruce was more into men than he assumed, so he wouldn’t know. Harvey sat down in the middle of the bed in the fancy master bedroom. Bruce walked over to Harvey and sat on his lap and smirked. Harvey half smirked and rubbed his hands and planted them on Bruce’s ass. 

“Wanna do the honors?” Bruce whispered as he unbuttoned one of his shirt buttons and looked up at Harvey. Harvey chuckled under his breath and immediately ripped open Bruce's shirt, causing all the buttons to fling off and bounce on the floor. Bruce gasped and grew red in the face. TwoFace chuckled evily then fastly unbuckled Bruce’s belt and zipper. Bruce slid off his pants and underwear and Harvey striped in a second. Harvey pulled Bruce onto his lap and put two fingers inside Bruce’s mouth. Bruce held Harvey’s wrist and licked his fingers seductively, dragging his tongue upwards his middle finger, having his saliva drip down from his mouth. Harvey smirked as he just looked lustfuly at Bruce. TwoFace removed his fingers from Bruce’s warm, wet mouth and put them inside Bruce’s entrance. Bruce hissed and clenched his teeth.

Harvey curled his fingers and stretched Bruce open. Bruce muffled out a moan and arched his back. Harvey leaned closer and kissed Bruce’s neck. Harvey leaned back and scooted back against the headboard with Bruce on top of him. Bruce lifted his leg as Harvey held himself upwards. Bruce then hovered over Harvey’s member and aligned Harvey into his entrance and slid himself halfway, giving out a low moan. TwoFace held Bruce’s waist and pulled him down, fully sliding himself inside Bruce’s entrance. Bruce shuddered with the slight feeling of Harvey filling him up. Bruce placed his hands on Harvey’s buff chest for support and began to move himself up and down. TwoFace chuckled as he wrapped Bruce’s  neck closer to him and began slamming himself into Bruce’s entrance. Bruce placed his hands besides TwoFace’ shoulders and panted and groaned with the slight movements. The sound of their skin connecting then separating, the aroma of sweat filled the room, the way Bruce covered his mouth while trying not to allow a moan escape his lips to avoid getting exposed by Alfred. TwoFace huffed as he pulled Bruce’s hips down onto his. Bruce felt as he was close. Bruce leaked a bit onto his and TwoFace stomach. TwoFace groaned lowly as he felt close. He made his last few thrusts and released himself into Bruce and stayed there as they tried to catch their breath.

Bruce looked at Harvey and grew a small smile and panted. Harvey returned a smile back and patted Bruce on his sweaty back and pecked him on the cheek. 

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CHAPT 4. ~ Coffee Date with a dash of Bane ~

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“Hey, Bats…the usual?” Tiffany said as she leaned out the cafe drive through window to look at Batman leaning back against a brick wall. Batman nodded and smiled at Tiffany. Tiffany nodded then closed the window to be greeted with her coworkers immediately going to the window and looking at Batman. Tiffany picked up a cafe job on the low as being Batman’s sidekick, even though Bruce can provide her salary for her she always get guilty for not helping others. Tiffany walked back with her brown-ish apron and a headset on her head while holding a cold cappuccino in her hand. Her coworkers made room for her and got behind her. Batman went closer to the window and grabbed it from her and nodded then looked up at a building and took his grapple gun out and flew away. Tiffany looked up as he left and closed the window and began taking other peoples orders.

Batman fled to a rooftop and dangled his feet on the she of the building while sipping his coffee. Apparently Batman grapple gun’ed to Gordon's agency. Gordon ran up to the roof by himself and panted, trying to catch his breath, he managed to smile at Batman. Batman raised an eyebrow and turned his head back to smile back at Gordon. Gordon walked over to Batman and crossed his arms.

”I’m still getting my lungs back after quitting” Gordon mumbled. Batman nodded.

”You’ll heal Jim, proud of you” Batman said as he sipped his cappuccino.

”Never realized Batman would be into Hunidi’s Cafe” Gordon said as he shrugged his shoulders and chuckled. Batman took a minute and tilted his now half empty drink and shrugged.

”A coworker I like goes there” Batman said.

”Oh?” Gordon said as he uncrossed his arms. Batman shook his head.

”Not in that way Jim” Batman mumbled as he smirked. Batman stood up from the ledge and held out his cup to Gordon.

”Want it? I have to go” Batman said with a small smile. Gordon looked down and grabbed the cup from Batman’s hand and shrugged.

”Sure, who knows, I’ll be hooked on this instead of cigarettes” Gordon said as he laughed. Batman nodded and smirked as he grappled onto multiple buildings and went away. 

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Bruce eventually laid back on a wall in an alleyway and crossed his arms. 

“Bruce….” A voice whispered as they breathed on the back of Bruce neck. Bruce turned around to see Bane. Bruce’s eyebrows went up.

“Bane??” Bruce said. Bruce wasn’t in prestige condition to fight off Bane again, he was nearly done healing but somehow, seeing Bane again made his wounds bleed. 

“What’s a million dollar playboy doing in such a dirty alley” Bane said as he crossed his arms and tilted his head. Bruce stayed quiet then furrowed his eyebrows.

”Bane…. are you spying on me?” Bruce said as he crossed his arms and raised one of his eyebrows. Bane chuckled.

”I just came to…check up on you, that’s all…to see what you were doing” Bane said as he shrugged.

“Same thing…” Bruce mumbled.

”I think you’re up to no good…Bruce..” Bane mumbled as he turned around and walked up to Bruce. 

“What do you mean” Bruce said as he crossed his arms.

”I smell a rat…So… when you wake up I’ll make sure to expose you to Harley…after I give you up to Harley I don’t think we’ll see each other again, so let’s make this fight memorable” Bane said as he slammed a closed fist into his hand and drew his fist back then threw it towards Bruce. Bruce caught it with both his hands and slightly was pushed back by the slight force and struggled to get his feet staying on the floor. Bruce chuckled then threw another punch with his other hand and landed it right in Bruce’s stomach. Bruce gasped and slumped over while gripping his shirt near his stomach. Bruce huffed out a chuckle and lifted up Bruce’s collar up to his face.

”Where’s that fire Bruce? Where’s that fire that sparked in you when you saw Catwoman get hit by Harley?” Bane mumbled with a angry look on his face. Bruce furrowed his eyebrows and spat in Bane’s face. Bane looked at the brown and shook his head and chuckled.

”Heh, you will regret that Wayne” Bane whispered as he pushed Bruce’s back against the wall, heading a whine come out of Bruce’s mouth as he clenched his teeth. Bane sighed onto Bruce’s neck and stood upright to be met with something growing in Bruce’s pants. Bane chuckled.

”I knew you were twisted in the head” Bane mumbled with a smirk as he palmed Bruce with his large hand. Bruce held in a moan and held onto Bane’s large hand that palmed his pants. Bane swatted Bruce’s hand away and held his wrists above his head with one hand and looked down at Bruce with a smirk. 

“Don’t act like you don’t enjoy this” Bane whispered. Bruce panted with his mouth half opened. Bane picked Bruce up and wrapped his legs around Bane’s waist and kissed him on his lips. Bruce loosely wrapped his arms around Bane’s neck and tilted his head to deepen the kiss. Bane’s large hands roamed around Bruce’s ass and gripped it firmly, causing Bruce to grind against Bane. Bane let out a slight grunt as he explored Bruce’s mouth. Bane removed his and Bruce’s pants and kicked them away from them with his foot. Bane spat on his large fingers and slid one finger inside of Bruce making Bruce whine like a girl. Bane’s member twitch at the sound that escaped Bruce’s mouth. Bruce bit his lip roughly as Bane took the opportunity to slide his other finger in. Bruce panted while making eye contact with Bane. Bane smirked and removed his fingers to align himself into Bruce’s entrance. Before Bruce could have a say Bane’s tip was already inside Bruce. Bruce gasped and held onto Bane’s broad shoulders as Bane made himself at home with Bruce’s hole.

”Hngh” Bruce moaned while dropping his head against the wall.

”Hmm…you feel good Wayne” Bane whispered as he held his hands against Bruce’s head as he began to slowly thrust. Bruce moaned with his mouth open and saliva dripping down the corners of his mouth. Bane wanted to mark his territory onto Bruce’s neck but Bruce was too short to do so in this position. Bruce huffed out a groan as he began to pick up speed inside of Bruce. Bruce couldn’t hold in his moans anymore and was a moaning mess under Bane. Bruce gripped Bane’s tank top with all the strength that he could.

”F-Fuck….. Faster!” Bruce mumbled as he looked up at Bane while panting. Bane chuckled and picked up his speed, slamming his hips into Bruce’s skin. Bruce rolled his eyes while cursing under his breath loudly. 

“Baneeeee, Fuck I’m- Im!” Bruce moaned as he clenched his rim around Bane causing Bane to groan loudly. 

“I’m close too Wayne” Bane mumbled as he held the sides of Bruce’s waist and slammed Wayne onto himself, making him even farther inside of Bruce than he could imagine as he reached closer to his climax. Bruce held his legs tightly around Bane’s waist. 

“Bane!” Bruce gasp as he came onto their shirts. Bane followed up with a grunt as he made his last couple of thrusts into Bruce, eventually cumming inside afterwards. They stood like that for a bit as they gathered their breaths. 

“Maybe u should follow you around more often” Bane said with a smirk. 

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5. ~ Valentine’s Day Joker ~

Hey! My special Valentines! Hope you enjoy this chapter! 

TO: You 

FROM: ME ;) ♥️

- If you’re seeing this after Valentines Day then I hoped you enjoyed the holiday! ENJOY!

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“Absolutely Not!” Alfred yelled as he put his arms behind him and shook his head.

”Come on Al…it’s been months since I’ve seen him!” Bruce said as he crossed his arms and furrowed his eyebrows. Alfred shook his head again and turned around to face Bruce. They were in the living room. They’ve been discussing the matter for about 10 minutes now and Bruce was getting sick of it, he felt like he was a teenager again, having to ask Alfred to go meet a friend. He got like this when Oswald was still considered a ‘friend’.

”The answers No, Bruce….” Alfred said seriously. He never called Bruce by his name unless he was serious. Bruce sighed.

”Al…he’s the whole reason he got me out of the Arkham Asylum, I can’t bail on hi—“ Bruce was interrupted by Alfred.

”He could’ve sent you back and you know it! He’s not suitable for you Sir…he’s a bad influence, especially now that he almost tried to kill you!” Alfred yelled.

Oh, that’s right, Bruce and Joker had a major fight that caused Joker to be thrown into Arkham Asylum again with Bane and Harley, but then again, there still might be hope for John. Bruce sighed deeply

”You’re right Alfred….he’s bad news” Bruce mumbled as he gave Alfred a small smile. Alfred gave a big sigh of relief. Bruce walked over to Alfred and hugged him. 

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Bruce just agreed to Alfred to make Alfred less worried, he was definitely going to see Joker today.

”Alright, I’ll be there by 3” Bruce said on the phone then hung up. He had just called Arkham Asylum and asked to release Joker under his watch just for today, Valentine’s Day, it took some persuading and talking to the right people in order to get his request accepted but soon enough he got accepted. Bruce got ready and put on a white turtleneck and some plaid pants and flats and waved to Alfred.

”oh, and where might you be going?” Alfred said with a smirk.

”—Just going to stop by at Harvey’s” Bruce said as he shrugged with his hands in his pockets. Alfred nodded as Bruce walked out and got into his car to drive to Arkham Asylum. He met with his original doctor that saved him from being trapped in his cell months ago. 

“Good afternoon Bruce, I ask you pick these locations so it can be easy access to rescue you if any ‘inconveniences’ happen.” The beautiful darkskin woman said. Bruce nodded then marked on his navigation app to a semi-private dinning restaurant just a couple of blocks away from Wayne Manor. The doctor escorted Bruce to his car and sent over security guards to escort Joker into his car. The Joker looked cleaner than usual, he looked like his original self from when Bruce first met him. Joker excitedly got into Bruce’s car and sat in the backseat. The doctor walked over to Bruce’s window and leaned over to hand Bruce a key to Jokers handcuffs. 

“Don’t let him know you have this, okay?…and don’t open it until you are in a secure place” The lady whispered. Bruce nodded. She walked back to Arkham Asylum and closed the door. 

“So, where are ya taking me Brucie?” Joker said as he smiled brightly. 

“Um…it’ll be a surprise, but— how have you been Joker— u-uh John?” Bruce said as he kept glancing up at the rear view mirror to see John stare at the window. He looked somewhat sad.

”Well…after that argument we had I felt like I didn’t have a friend anymore….Didn’t think I’d ever see you again, b-but now I have you back!” John said. Bruce nodded. Bruce pulled into a parking lot near a mall and the restaurant and got out the car to unlock John’s handcuffs.

”thanks Bruce, they never take these things off” John mumbled as he rubbed his wrists. 

“Do something that I won’t approve of and I’ll put them right back on, got it?” Bruce said as he stayed leaned over to the backseat. John furrowed his eyebrows.

”Okay, okay I got it…what do I have to get on all fours and bark too? I’m not a dog you have to keep on a leash” John mumbled as he crossed his arms.

”Let’s go” Bruce said as he stepped away from the car and closed the door once John got out. They began to walk to the restaurant the doctor agreed to have a Bruce stay at.

”Bruce, you think we can go to the toy store?!” John said as he pulled on Bruce’s wrist.

”John…I don’t think we should-“ 

“oh, come on Bruce! It’s Valentine’s Day! Can I pleaaaaaaase get a teddy bear at least” John whined with a frown. Bruce sighed then nodded slowly. That gave John the okay and he immediately pulled Bruce inside the big mall and quickly went to the toy store. John looked like an excited kid in a candy store. John picked out a pink teddy bear and pushed it so Bruce can buy it and of course Bruce bought it. 

“okay, I bought what you wanted, can we go?” Bruce mumbled as he crossed his arms while looking down at John. John nodded. Then they began to walk out of the ball until John saw a glimpse of a mannequin wearing red lace lingerie. John nudged Bruce’s shoulder.

”Ah, I can imagine you wearing that Bruce” John whispered. Bruce raised his eyebrows then blushed slightly.

”Jeez Bruce, just joking…but I bet you’ll get that for Cat woman huh?” John said with a chuckle. Bruce shrugged.

”Matter of fact, yeah how are you and the Kitty? I bet she feels jealous that I’m celebrating this holiday with you and she isn’t” John said. 

“Valentine’s Day…isn’t her thing, or at least that what she says….” Bruce said as he put his hands in his pockets as they stopped and looked at the multiple colors of lingerie. 

“Is Valentine’s Day…your thing Bruce?” John said as he tilted his head. 

“Of course it's my thing” Bruce admitted with a slight laugh. John smiled then handed over his teddy bear.

”Then, Happy Valentine’s Day Bruce, from you to me or- from you to me to me to you or-“ John struggled to form a sentence. Bruce gently took the teddy bear then smiled.

”Thank you, John” Bruce whispered. Joker took a minute then leaned closer to peck Bruce on the cheek. 

“What was that for?” Bruce said. John just shrugged, they began to walk to the restaurant nearby until John stood there in shock at the people sitting down and enjoying their cuisine. 

“Hmm? What’s the matter?” Bruce said as he felt John tug on Bruce’s elbow pulling him away from the entrance.

”B-Bruce…I can’t face the public…not here…not now, uh, is there anywhere else we can go? Ya know— more private?” John stuttered as he kept eyeing at people.

”How about if we hang out in the mall? Maybe find a library or cafe and we’ll hang out there” Bruce said. John instantly smiled. They walked back to the mall and passed by the linguine place and made sure to eye it again. But this time a worker placed a velvet fluffy revealing robe on a mannequin. They looked at it for a brief moment then made their way to a small cafe that had plenty of booth area that seemed very private. John sat down at a booth while Bruce ordered a cheesecake for the both of them to share, mainly for John and got them both a milkshake. Bruce walked down to the table and gave John his food.

John rubbed his hands and licked his lips then drank half his milkshake while Bruce drank his little by little while going on his phone. John then crossed his arms. Bruce looked up and gave him a questionable look.

”You know Brucie, it’s kind of rude to be on your phone while you’re on a date” John mumbled as he rolled his eyes. Bruce chuckled under his breath.

”Well y-yeah, but John, it’s not a date” Bruce said. Bruce could see John’s eyebrow slightly twitch then he looked sad.

”U-um…John— I’m sorry, yes- for today… for now, we’ll be on a date okay?” Bruce said. John nodded quickly then continued to drink his shake. Bruce sighed then continued to drink his shake. 

“Oh Bruce, aren’t you going to eat your cake?” John whispered. Bruce shrugged.

”It was mainly for you” Bruce said. John smiled.

”No, no! Here! Eat some” John said as he scooped a piece of cake onto his fork and leaned forward to Bruce’s mouth. Bruce awkwardly chuckled then went to grab the fork handle until John pulled it away.

”Open your mouth Brucie! Say ‘ahhhh’” John said with a giggle. Bruce huffed out a laugh then leaned closer to the table and opened his mouth for John to feed him. The worker stared at the two with a confused yet scared look on their face then continued to clean the empty tables in front of them. 

“Um, let’s go to a hotel hm?” Bruce said. John nodded as Bruce asked the worker for a takeout box to which he received and they walked out of the cafe to see yet again that fancy lingerie. 

“Oh! Bruce! Can you buy me that? Pleaaaase?!” John said as he intertwined his fingers and begged. 

“You….you want that?” Bruce said as he raised his eyebrow.

“Ohhh you want Harley in that? Huh?” Bruce whispered as he chuckled. John instead had a disgusted look on his face and shook his head.

”I’d never think about Harley in that way, maybe someone else though” John said as he shrugged. Bruce rolled his eyes then left John near the door entrance to not bring him inside to buy the lingerie, because come on— Bruce didn’t want the worker to think he was buying it for himself and John, and he couldn’t handle anymore embarrassment today. 

“Hello, may I please have that lingerie THATS on the mannequin?” Bruce said with a smirk. The coworker chuckled than nodded then walked to the back and came back with a discreet bag and handed it to Bruce. Bruce nodded then took out his card to pay for the lingerie then left the store. As Bruce left the store he lifted up his bag that caused John to smile greatly. They eventually made it to a hotel and paid for a room. Of course not to stay there forever, John needed to return back to Arkham Asylum after all. Bruce bought the hotel room to hang out for a little longer with John. He couldn’t bring John home, otherwise he’ll be bombarded with multiple questions from Alfred he just couldn’t deal with. John sat on the middle of the bed and switched the TV in front of him on to watch the news and Harvey giving a speech.

”Boringgggg” John whined as he rolled his eyes and switched to a cooking channel.

”Are you hungry?” Bruce said as he looked back from the TV and to John who was still staring at the TV. John then looked over at Bruce who was sitting on the edge of the bed and nodded.

”Oh, okay..I’ll call room service, or…if you want takeout I’ll just drive over there” Bruce said as he shrugged. John chuckled then shook his head and sat up from his bed and scooted closer behind Bruce’s back.

”I’m hungry….but not for food” John whispered as he leaned closer to Bruce’s shoulder. Bruce could feel chills going down his spine. John stood up from the bed then leaned over to grab the discreet bag and lifted up the fluffy velvet lingerie they bought today.

”You know how dates go right? They wine and dine then they fuck afterwards!” John said excitingly as he threw the lingerie set to Bruce’s lap. 

“I’m not fucking you John…” Bruce numbled.

”Tsk…no no no Brucie, it’s the other way around” John whispered with a smirk as he leaned closer to Bruce. Bruce developed a slight red color on his cheeks then huffed out a laugh. John licked his lips then lifted Bruce’s chin with his fingers.

”Change into them, please for me? It’s Valentine’s Day and I don’t get to see you often, I’d like to make it count…” John whispered with a smirk. Bruce nervously gulped then nodded as he walked to the bathroom. 

Bruce returned back from the bathroom to wear the fluffy velvet see through dress and red stockings to match. John walked over to the embarrassed Bruce Wayne and kissed his neck. Bruce muffled out a moan and closed his eyes. John pulled Bruce to the bed and had him sit on his lap while rubbing Bruce’s thighs with his hands.

”You look so sexy” John whispered as he pecked Bruce’s uncovered nipple making him arch his back. John chuckled then sucked Bruce’s nipple making Bruce usher out some moans out of his mouth. John lifted Bruce a bit so he can unzip his pants and release his member in his hands. He spat on his fingers then slid it inside of Bruce. Bruce leaned forward to John’s shoulder and placed an arm around is neck while moaning loudly as John eventually stuck two fingers inside and fingered him. 

“Jeez Bruce, you seem ready for me already and we just got started” John whispered as he chuckled. John spat on his hands then aimed upwards towards Bruce’s entrance and held the sides of Bruce’s hips and pulled him down onto his lap with Bruce muffling out a couple of moans. John released a loud groan as he lifted Bruce’s hips and pulled them down. John laid back on the bed and placed his arms behind his head.

”Give me a show, Bruce” John whispered as he smirked. Bruce whined as he placed his hands on sides of John’s sides and continued to ride John. He shuddered at the pleasure he felt as he would sometimes hit his G-spot. John took noticed and smiled wide. 

“Ngh~” Bruce moaned as he bit his lip. John immediately bucked upwards causing Bruce to wince and stumble a bit over John and rested his chest on John’s body. John chuckled as he gripped Bruce’s hips tightly and thrusted upwards in Bruce, earning a few hot moans exit Bruce’s mouth in the process. They were both close as the sounds of their skin on skin contact began to become more harsh and sloppy. Bruce gritted his teeth and held onto John’s shoulders and matched John’s movements and pressed downwards as John thrusted upwards. They eventually came together and stopped to catch their breaths. 

“Hah…..Hah….Happy Valentine’s Day John” Bruce panted. John chuckled.

”Happy Valentine’s Day Bruce” 

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6. ~ Cat Encounter ~

(THIS CONTINUES OFF OF LAST CHAPTER!!SAME DAY (Valentines Day) ENJOY! <3

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As soon as Bruce got done cleaning himself up he walked out of the shower with his towel loosely wrapped on his waist, showing his waistline. Joker turned his head towards the hot man that exited the bathroom and smirked. 

“Goshhhh, Bruce, do we need to go for another round?” Joker mumbled with a giggle in between his sentence as he laid his head back down on his arms behind his head and continued to stare at the TV. Bruce grew a slight shade of pink as he continued to think if he should go for round two. He quietly winced as he palmed his left asscheek. ‘That was going to hurt later…’ Bruce thought. Bruce chuckled then walked over to his clothes he wore before and put it back on then lifted up his phone to see it was around 9. ‘Shit, he needs to return Joker to Arkham Asylum, if he doesn’t then they can’t fuck like this again’ Bruce thought.

”Even if we wanted to— we can’t…I have to bring you back ‘home’” Bruce said with a smirk as he filed his towel and placed it on the corner of the bed. Joker groaned and rolled his eyes then frowned at Bruce.

”Awww, already?” Joker whined as he pouted. Bruce nodded then gestured for John to get up. John groaned as he stood up from his bed and titled the remote to turn it off. He patted the bed covers and surprisingly left it how they did when they walked in. Bruce smiled then walked out with John following closely as they walked to Bruce’s car and made their way to Arkham Asylum. Bruce parked on the side of the sidewalk then walked out to clip the handcuffs around John’s wrist. John twitched as he felt the rough edges of the handcuffs around his wrists and hissed.

”Relax, it’s just so they think you had these on all day, they'll take it off once you’re back in your room” Bruce whispered as he looked at John. John nodded. Before Bruce could turn around he heard the doctor walk behind him.

”I see you both are in one piece” she mumbled as she crossed her arms. Bruce made way for John to walk out the car and walk up to her. The doctor held onto John’s arms and began walking to Arkham Asylum. John looked over his shoulder and gave Bruce a wink and a smile. Bruce smiled back and waved as he walked over to his driver seat and scrolled through his phone to see Alfred text him.

’Hey Bruce, hope I’m not bothering you, just checking up on you’ 

Bruce paused his thumb on his keyboard and debated on what to text him. He went to call Selina. He placed his phone on the cup holder and began to drive to her place. 

‘My my~ What is the Bruce Wayne calling me at this time of night…hope you brought protection” Selina whispered. Bruce could hint the slight smirk on her face as she finished her sentence. Bruce gave a smal chuckle under his breath as her small laugh filled the car through the car speaker.

”No that’s not what I called you for…but I will gladly accept that offer” Bruce whispered back. Selina gave another small laugh.

”Okay Bruce, stop being a whore- now- why did you actually call me?” Selina said. Bruce chuckled. “Well, I went to visit John for Valentine’s Day and Alfred wasn’t too keen on it so I called you to use you as an excuse” Bruce mumbled. “Oh, what a bad boy, sure you can come over, just bring me some takeout on the way over mkay? K, see ya” Selina said. Before Bruce could reply she hung up. He huffed out a sigh then made sure to stop by a Chinese restaurant near her place and parked near her house. 

He walked up to her door and rang her doorbell. He could hear a loud grain being heard from the other side of the door. It was Selina who groaned like that, she opened the door while gritting her teeth.

”Ugh, hate that thing” She mumbled as she shook her head then snatched the takeout bag from Bruce’s hand and gestured for him to come inside. It was the first time he’d been there ever since she moved out of her old apartment. It was nicely decorated, very modern. Bruce locked the door and followed Selina to the kitchen to which she brought out the items from the plastic bag and placed it on the Kitchen island. Bruce’s face scrunched up from the stench of weed coming from the living room. Bruce leaned his head forward and looked at a bong that was placed on top of the coffee table with a tray full of cannabis buds left over with a rolled up joint on the side. (I do not condone underage smoking and smoking in general)

”Getting busy over there huh?” Bruce said with a smirk. Selina chuckled and shook her head. “Not mine” she said as she made eye contact with Bruce with a smirk. Bruce raised one of his eyebrows and titled his head. That’s when someone walked into the kitchen.

”Oh! You should’ve told me money bags was stopping by, you can always join us playboy”, that voice…

“H-Harley!?” Bruce loudly whispered as he uncrossed his arms. Harley giggled while covering her mouth with her fingers. She wore an oversized shirt that had a rock band Bruce was unfamiliar with and a pair of black shorts, her hair was in a low bun with some loose strands standing out. 

“Aren’t you suppose to be in Arkham?” Bruce said. She laughed. “Aren’t you supposed to be in your dollhouse?” She replied with a smirk as she opened Selina’s container of food and took a quick bite with a plastic fork and hummed at the taste. Bruce sighed quietly as he followed the two girls into the living room. Harley grabbed the bong and took a big inhale from it and exhaled a long cloud of smoke out of her mouth as Selina ate next to her. Bruce pulled one of his legs over the other and crossed his arms. 

“Probs wonderin what I’m doin here ain’t cha? Well….” Harley said quietly as she cleared her throat from the bong. “Seems like kitty had the same idea for Valentine’s Day— she asked to spend the day with me, just like you asked to spend the day with John…” She mumbled as she glared at Bruce. Bruce looked surprised.

”You knew?” Bruce said as he raised one of his eyebrows. Harley nodded then laid back onto the couch and held her arm over the couch. Selina opened her mouth towards Harley and Harley instantly took a hit from her bong and blew it on the inside of Selina’s mouth, Selina smiled and hummed then continued to eat her food. “Got me wonderin….what’s a man like Bruce Wayne requestin for John?…..especially on Valentine’s Day” She mumbled as she relit her lighter towards the bong and inhaled another cloud of smoke into her mouth. (Again, I do not condone underage smoking and smoking in general) Bruce shrugged then looked at the TV next to him that was put at a low volume so that they could talk.

”Just wanted to check up on him, is all…” Bruce said as he looked back at Harley. Harley nodded. Bruce held out his phone to which was opened to Alfred’s text message. Selina rolled her eyes and placed her container of leftover Chinese food onto the coffee table and grabbed the phone to begin texting an excuse to Alfred.

’Hey Al, it’s the Cat, Bruce is asleep at the moment but he had fun I’m sure of it, I’ll bring him home to you in one piece tomorrow! Sweet dreams Alfred’ to which Alfred quickly replied. ‘Oh! Sorry! But also thank you for replying, see you tomorrow, goodnight’. 

“Happy?” Selina said as she gave Bruce his phone back. “Very” Bruce whispered with a smile. He yawned while stretching his arms. “You can take the guest room upstairs, Harley and I have some business to attend to, goodnight Bruce” Selina said with a smirk towards Harley who winked back at her. Bruce nodded then made his way upstairs to quickly strip himself to his underwear then planted himself to the comfortable bed and went to sleep.

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~ The Uninvited Guest ~

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“Ohhhh, Brucieeee” Harley sang as she walked into the guest room Bruce stayed at last night.

Bruce groaned as he turned his head the other way from where the voice was coming from.

”Bruce! You get up right now, young man!” Harley said annoyingly as she leaned close to Bruce’s ear. Bruce swatted his hand at the voice making Harley rolled her eyes. That’s when Bruce heard another pair of footsteps walk into the room. 

“Bruce, come on- get up before I’m late to drop off Harley…I don’t want them to come messing up my house again” Selena said as she sat next to Bruce on the bed while resting her hand on his shoulder. Bruce blinked then squinted from the blinds opening abruptly by Harley.

”Here. Coffee” Selena said as she held out a cup of coffee towards Bruce who sat up on the bed and held it by the handle.

”What- what time is it?” Bruce mumbled as he took a sip from his coffee.

”2 o’ clock” Selena said with a smirk. Bruce nearly spat his coffee as he stood up.

”2-2 o clock??!” Bruce loudly whispered as he placed the cup of coffee on the night stand and began putting on his clothes. Selena and Harley giggled making Bruce give them a questionable look.

”Relax, it’s 7am..but at least you’re outta bed and nearly dressed” Selena said as she shrugged and crossed her arms. Bruce rolled his eyes as he began to zip his pants.

”I’ll meet you in the car” Selena said as her and Harley walked out of the room to leave Bruce to put on his clothes he wore the night before. Bruce eventually put on his clothes and finished his coffee then walked towards Selena’s car. Selena eventually dropped off Harley back in Arkham Asylum and gave her a simple goodbye kiss on the cheek then parked in Bruce’s driveway and gave him a goodbye kiss on the cheek as he returned it back to her. He got out of her car and waved bye as he opened the door for himself and closed it.

”Sir! You’re back!” Alfred said as he walked over to Bruce to give him a hug. Bruce hugged Alfred back and smiled.

”Hey, Al” Bruce whsipered with a soft smile. Alfred separated from the hug and cleared his throat.

”Um, a guest has arrived sir” Alfred said. Bruce titled his head and raised one of his eyebrows.

”A guest?…who?” Bruce said. Alfred glanced at the living room and opened his mouth to say something until Bruce walked into the living room to then widen his eyes.

”Bruce!” A voice said.

“Oswald?” Bruce whispered as he saw Oswald get up from the couch to hug Bruce. Bruce opened his arms and accepted Oswald’s embrace.

”What’re you doing here? Hope you’re not here to steal my position as the CEO of Wayne Enterprises again…” Bruce mumbled as he separated from the hug to cross his arms. Oswald chuckled under his breath and shook his head.

”Ah, that’s not why I’m here mate..I came to apologize for that little mishap” Oswald said as he scratched the back of his head. Bruce furrowed his eyebrows and sat down on the couch with his legs crossed. 

“You’re here to…apologize?…how long has it been— what? 2 years? And you’ve never not once decided to apologize to me then?” Bruce said. Oswald sighed as he continued to stand up. 

“I know…I know…but..after you sent me to the Arkham Asylum it’s made it so bloody hard to reach you…that’s why I decided to tell you now” Oswald mumbled. Bruce took a minute to respond, no, it seemed like more than a minute to Oswald by how much silence had consumed the conversation by now.

”Hmph…remember when we kissed at Cobblepot Park? Ah, how the time flies” Oswald whispered as he sat down next to Bruce. Bruce looked at Oswald and slightly blushed.

”Oz…” Bruce whispered as he stood up from the couch and walked further away from Oswald from the couch making Oswald walked after him.

”I know…I just…I miss how things used to be…between you and me..surely you can say the same, yes?” Oswald whispered as he watched the back of Bruce. Bruce sighed.

”Right?…Bruce?” Oswald whispered as he stood in front of Bruce. Bruce slowly looked at Oswald in the eyes. Oswald glanced at Bruce’s lips and leaned closer while slowly closing his eyes. Bruce didn’t budge instead he slowly closed his eyes and waited for his lips to connect with Oswald’s.

”Ahem, Hope I’m not interrupting your little reunion, Sir, but..you have a meeting set up at 10am today…so I would suggest you make your goodbyes to mister Oswald so he can be on his merry way” Alfred said. Bruce and Oswald jumped at Alfred’s words then Oswald nodded while blushing.

”Um..nice seeing you Bruce…I hope we’ll stay in touch this time, see ya…” Oswald mumbled as he waved off to Bruce while leaving. Bruce blushed a bit as he looked over at Alfred.

”There’s no meeting, sir…” Alfred said as he held his hands together.

”Oh..h-how much did you hear?” Bruce whispered as he looked down at his feet. Alfred  stayed silent then sighed.

”Not much, but I know you too well to know when you get uncomfortable in conversations…” Alfred said with a chuckle as he pushed up his glasses. Bruce slowly nodded.

”Thanks, Al” Bruce whispered.

🦇*** Time Skip *** 🦇

Around 6pm

”Craving for Takeout? Sir?” Alfred said with a smile. Bruce looked up from his paperwork on his desk and instantly smiled.

”You know me so well” Bruce said with a grin. Alfred chuckled as he walked out of the door to get Takeout while Bruce continued to examine his expenses from Wayne Enterprises. It’s been about 20 minutes, the soft sounds of jazz music was being played on a record player. Bruce tapped the tip of his pen against his lip as his glasses loosely stayed at the bridge of his nose. Bruce jumped a bit from the sound of a knock at the door. 

‘it must be Alfred, god- I’m so hungry” Bruce mumbled as he walked towards the door. Bruce hesitated on opening the door as he tightened his loosely wrapped robe, exposing a good amount of his chest, then tightened it. Bruce opened the door with a smile, expecting Alfred, but he instead found an uninvited guest.

”Bruce! Got any more booze? I kinda ran out” Oswald managed to say as he pushed against Bruce and walked inside. He was slurring his words a bit as he stumbled to walk in the kitchen.

”Heeyyyy, Butler! Be a pal and bring me some champagne will you!” Oswald said with a chuckle. Bruce crossed his arms and furrowed his eyebrows.

”He’s not here” Bruce whispered. Oswald chuckled then walked over to Bruce and stayed close to his face and glanced down at Bruce’s lips then back up at his eyes and licked his lips.

”Good.” Oswald mumbled as he pecked Bruce’s lips. Bruce quickly separated from the kiss and held his hands on Oswald’s shoulders.

”Y-You’re drunk, Oz…” Bruce whispered. Oswald chuckled and shook his head.

”Come on, Bruce..you know me well enough by now to know how much of a heavy drinker I am…I’m definitely not drunk…fully sober here…and…and I want this…I want you again…like old times” Oswald whispered making Bruce heavily blush.

”You want this too..don’t you?” Oswald whispered as he leaned closer to Bruce’s lips. Bruce sighed then pulled Oswald’s trench coat closer to him and hungrily kissed him. Oswald smirked within the kiss and slipped his tongue within Bruce’s mouth making him moan.

”mmph-“ Bruce moaned as he clenched his eyes shut. Oswald separated the kiss with a string of saliva being the only thing connecting them together.

”Which one of these rooms do you wish for me to fuck you in, mate?” Oswald whispered. Bruce felt a shiver run down his spine from Oswald’s words and gestured Oswald to follow him into a nearby guest room in the first floor. It looked like a fancy hotel suite and Oswald couldn’t wait to mess it up. Oswald pushed Bruce onto the bed and hovered over him and smirked while glancing around the room.

”Hm, it’s nice..sorry for the mess in advance, Bruce” Oswald said as he shrugged and leaned downward onto Bruce’s neck making Bruce gasp. Bruce gripped Oswald’s hair with both of his arms around Oswald’s neck as Oswald hungrily planted multiple kisses and hickeys onto Bruce’s body. Oswald shrugged off his trench coat, revealing his chiseled abs. 

“Y-you came naked?” Bruce whispered as he looked down at Oswald’s body as he unzipped his pants and tossed them onto the floor. Oswald chuckled.

”Gotta come prepared” Oswald said with a smirk as he unraveled Bruce’s robe to reveal his muscled toned body. Oswald removed Bruce’s underwear and threw it onto the floor as he held Bruce’s thighs in both of his hands and slowly planted multiple kisses onto Bruce’s inner thighs making Bruce clench the sheets in his fists.

”Oz..” Bruce panted as he arched his back once Oswald kissed Bruce’s tip. 

“Hm? What do ya want Bruce? What do u want Daddy Oz to do to you” Oswald mumbled as he smirked up at Bruce as he continued to peck Bruce’s lower half of his body, constantly teasing Bruce in the process. Bruce rolled his eyes and opened a nearby drawer in his nightstand and pulled out lube and a condom and desperately held it out to Oswald. 

“Just fuck me already, Oz” Bruce whined annoyingly. Oswald gladly accepted the items and coated a good about of lube onto his fingers then rubbed the rim of Bruce’s hole.

”O-Oz!” Bruce loudly whispered. Oswald smirked.

”Sorry mate, it’s fun seeing ya beg for me” Oswald mumbled as he slowly inserted a finger into Bruce making Bruce bite his lip.

”A..Add another” Bruce panted as he clenched his eyes shut. Oswald obeyed and added in another finger. As soon as Oswald added his other finger he spread Bruce’s hole and curled his finger making Bruce softly moan under his breath. 

“…Oswald…p-please..” Bruce mumbled as he panted while staring up at Oswald. Oswald smirked as he placed the condom onto his erected member and slowly thrusted himself within Bruce. Bruce wrapped his legs around Oswald’s waist as Oswald abused Bruce’s prostate.

“ah~ O-Oz…fuck…right there” Bruce moaned as he held onto Oswald’s back, tightly digging his fingernails into his back. Bruce’s loose strands of hair became curly from the sweat off his forehead as Oswald continued to thrust into Bruce with such roughness, the roughness that Bruce craved for. Oswald leaned closer to Bruce’s ear and smirked.

”You’re my bitch…do you understand?” Oswald growled as he tightened his hand within Bruce’s hair, pulling it back to the pillows making Bruce gasped while keeping his mouth opened to allow moans to freely escape his mouth. Bruce nodded.

”Uh huh…mngh- fuck…Oz..I’m close” Bruce whined as he held his legs around Oswald as if his life depended on it. Oswald desperately kissed Bruce as his thrusts began to quicken, making Bruce a moaning mess while Oswald grunted. Soon enough they both came and Oswald helped to clean up the mess then spooned an exhausted Bruce in the guest bed. 

“Hmph, I hope that was better than that kiss we shared at Cobblepot Park hm?” Oswald said as he stopped combing Bruce’s slightly drenched hair with his fingers to look at Bruce roll his eyes.

”E-eh? Sir? Where are you?” Alfred said as he closed the door. Bruce gasped.

”Uh oh…looks like someone’s about to be in trouble”

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 Nothing But Secrets

“I-I’ll be right over, Alfred!” Bruce said as he scrambled to cover himself with the straps on his robe.

”Orrr, you can just let ‘em catch us in the act? Yeah?” Oswald whispered as he propped himself up with one of his arms and rested his chin against his hand. Bruce glared at Oswald and furrowed his eyebrows as he held onto the doorknob. Oswald chuckled under his breath and raised his hands up and surrendered.

”hmph, Alrighty…I’m gonna crash here, hope you don’t mind” Oswald mumbled as he yawned while rested his head against the pillow. Bruce didn’t respond, instead, he opened the door and desperately closed it while crossing his arms to further cover his chest filled with hickeys. Alfred turned to Bruce and smiled.

”Your food is on the table, sir…er- d-did I hear someone in there?” Alfred said as he pointed to the door behind Bruce. Bruce awkwardly smiled and nodded.

”Uh..yeah..it’s Oswald..he came looking for a place to stay the night” Bruce whispered as he walked by Alfred to his food. Alfred slowly nodded then looked back into the room then looked back at Bruce that had his back turned towards him.

“Hope you enjoy your meal, sir..All that traffic made me quite tired” Alfred whispered. Bruce turned back to Alfred as he had his mouth full with half an egg roll and nodded. Alfred gave a soft smile then walked upstairs to his room. Bruce went back into the guest suite and was met with a naked Oswald sprawled out on the bed with his hands behind his head.

”Ready for round two, mate?” Oswald whispered seductively with a wink. Bruce blushed and rolled his eyes as he brought his take out into the room. 

“Here. Have some if you want any” Bruce said as he planted the bag of takeout onto the edge of the bed making Oswald immediately start unraveling the containers of takeout and began eating some of it as Bruce walked into the bathroom and kept the door open and seemed to be doing his skin routine. Oswald chuckled as he saw Bruce place a green goo onto his face. 

“What now” Bruce mumbled as he placed his hands on his hips while Oswald stared at Bruce’s face mask. Oswald shrugged to not annoy Bruce anymore and continued eating until he got full and placed his leftovers in the bag. Oswald then put on his robe and walked over to Bruce pampering himself while staring at the mirror as Oswald rested his chin on the back of Bruce’s shoulder. Bruce yelped as he felt the slight smack of Oswald’s hand smack his ass. Bruce turned around and crossed his arms and glared at Oswald as Oswald smirked at Bruce. 

“Sorry, couldn’t help myself” Oswald said as he shrugged then leaned himself into the crook of Bruce’s exposed neck and planted soft kisses onto Bruce’s neck making Bruce give out a small moan.

”Oz..we literally just had sex…” Bruce whispered in an annoyed tone. Oswald chuckled against Bruce’s neck while holding onto Bruce’s hips.

”Doesn’t mean we can’t go again…” Oswald mumbled as he looked at Bruce while licking his lips. Bruce rolled his eyes then slightly smirked and nodded. 

“Okay…but you better not ruin my face mask” Bruce said as he walked over to the bed. Oswald chuckled. 

“No promises…”

🦇— Time Skip —🦇

Around 7am

”Ughhh, can’t you stay in bed more longer?” Oswald mumbled as he tightly wrapped his arms around Bruce’s waist. Bruce groaned in annoyance as he managed to remove Oswald’s arms around his body and got up to go to the bathroom leaving Oswald whining. Bruce got rid of his smudged face mask in the sink and turned on the knob for the shower, spawning in a wild Oswald from behind him. 

“Room for two?” Oswald whispered against Bruce’s ear making Bruce jump. Bruce chuckled and pecked Oswald on the lips as he slowly stepped backwards into the shower with Oswald closely following. After the two finished in the shower they walked out and put on their clothes. Bruce walked out of the guest room first and was met with Alfred sitting in the living room, skimming through his newspaper, until he lowered it to give Bruce a warm smile.

”Good Day, sir…coffee’s ready for you on the table” Alfred said as he smiled. Bruce’s eyes widened from Alfred’s sentence then awkwardly smiled as he went into the kitchen. Once Bruce got into the kitchen he immediately pulled out his phone and spammed Oswald’s phone to tell him not to leave the room otherwise his secret would be found out. 

“Oh? Good…day? Oswald?” Alfred said as he titled his head. Bruce titled his head looking out towards the living room to see Oswald give a small wave towards Alfred while walking over to the kitchen. Bruce glared at Oswald.

”O-Oz?!? The fuck what that?? Didn’t you look at your phone? I was texting you nonstop to not come out!” Bruce loudly whispered. 

“S-sorry! My phone was dead…” Oswald said as he saw Bruce sigh loudly. Bruce shook his head.

”W-whatever let’s just get you home” Bruce mumbled as he picked up his keys and walked out the door to wave at Alfred with Oswald following close behind. Alfred waved back at the two who left then immediately went to grab his phone out of his pocket and bring it up to his ear, hearing the other end continue to ring until someone picked up.

”Lucius?…I need to talk..it’s about Bruce’s behavior lately….”

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