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It had been a long day. Duolingo was tired of yelling at children to do his spanish lestins.
So as you can imagine, when he got home and saw Ronald in sexy red lingerie, he got excited.
but not in that way, sort of see Ronald had been waiting at home all day... he was super duper rultrar bored, and wanted some excitement in his life. He had a day off, and he was horny, and very excited for his boyfriend (a teacher) to come home.
He spent all day planning it out and buying perfect makeup and clothing. So of course, he forgor to do his daily chores. One of which included his spanish lessons. Also duo and ronald were at a vacation house hours away from civilizationsw butronald didnt knoq this obvoously
Now of course, Duo noticded this. He sent a warning to his dumb fag boyfriend. But alas, Ronald was too busy to see. When the green owl walked over, you could feel the tension in the air. it was very sexual or something ronald crawled over to the big bad alpha bird seductively, basically pssing his pants with cum.
he wanted dick. Mr duolingo reached into his pants.. And pulled out something very big. Ronald looked at it with lust, excited.
He crawled over to mr duolingo, before noticing that the large object the green bird had was... Black?
He looked at the owl confused, scratching his neck. "Um... Duo? What is-" before he could finish his sentence, the bird had pulled out... A glocky wocky cock..
Ronald McDonald gasped, terrified. "D-duo babey wabey! What the hell are you doing?!" He yelled, backing the fuck away. The owl slowly walked toward him, corning him slowly. "DUOLINGO STOP PLEASE" Ronald started screaming at the top of his lungs.
He scratched at the door, but to no avail. The small neon bird down at him evilly, a wide demonic grin on his face. "Ronald..." He growled, walking closer to the clown. Ronald continued backing away from the psychotic bird, continuing to scream loudly.
"SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELP ME PLEASE" he began banging at the doors, looking for a way out. Poor Ronald. If only he knew the walls were soundproof, and no one was around for hosurs.
edgy bad boy duo had made sure to plan this ahead of time. Not that he wanted to kill his lover, he just had no choice. He was far too angy wangy and salty </3 "What a hassle..."
He muttered under his breath, tilting Ronald head up. "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CREEP- MMMPH!!"
The fag bird shut him up quick. "SHUT UP ALREADY YOU FUCKING FAGATRON." he yelled angrily at the terrified clown, who was already sinking down below him.
he was in perfect dick sucking distance "P-please baby waby uwu?!-" Ronald resorted back to begging.
"God, can you stop with the please? Look. Ronald, dear.. I'm not going to change my mind dumbfuck.
"This is it for you."
"It for me."
"It for us."
Theres no turning back now. As you already know..." the neon green edgelord8 stopped, looking Ronald and his pathetic shaking self right in the eye. "Actions have consequences." He backed away again, slowly readying his glock glock.
Ronald stood there in shock, trying to figure out what he meant.
That's when it dawned on him.
"No... Duo?.. Are.. ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Ronald looked at him, his eyes filled with rage. He had never cheated, never lied. This one little thing... He couldn't believe it. His lover was killing him because of THIS. the neon owl took a deep sigh, smiling and pointing his gun at the clown. "Sorry Ronald."
The clown stared at him, tears streaming down his cheeks. "You... I... I l-loved you and... Wow. Can't we talk this through?" Ronald suggested, in a last desperate attempt.
"Sorry Ronald."
"You forgot your Spanish lessons." And with that, a loud bang was heard. A loud scream was heard, before silence.. Then laughter.
The deed was done.
Duo had warned him... He never listened. "Always do your Spanish lessons..."
Now... on second thought, Duo had not had dinner yet and he was starving. His packed lunch of a big mac and french fries was not enough to suffice his growing needs. He craved something else, and with Ronald dead, he had an idea. When they had sex duo would always leave hickeys.
Whenever he bit his skin a bit too hard, blood would seep out. it tasted super sweet like mcdonalds special sauce and that was a awesome sauce taste!! (get it lol haha)
nyways duo was hungry balh blah, so he cut his throat ipen he ripped out his intestines first, grinding them with his beak. it tasted like those special burgers he made on fridays... good memories.
next he out his heart and the ribcage surounding it, disregafdsing a;ll the bodily fluids and parts that flew out ripped to shreds. he sank his toothy beak into his slowly beating heart. holy fuckkk.
that tasted too good. he quickly devoured his heart, yanking out other body parts, sucking on the flesh reminetnsn and his bones, desperate for any flavor. soon all that was left of ronald mcfagold were bits of his skin and sucked on bones, and cum he didnt wnt to swallow
yumtastic!