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Lalatina and the Normality Earrings

Summary:

Originally posted here: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Lalatina-Dustiness-Ford.956251

When a set of reality bending earrings gifted to her by a demon, Lalatina Dustiness Ford is thrust into a world where her desires can become truth, where her imagination can run wild, and where the people around her could become mere tools for sex... if only that wasn't what she wanted for herself.

Will Darkness be able to resist temptations?

Will she be lost to the lusts that surround her?

Or will she just become another cog in a demon's plan?

Either way, plenty of sex to be had. Yay!

Chapter 1: Darkness gets a Gift

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It was a wonderful bright day in Axel. A wintery chill had clung to the air in these shorter days, but the sky was clear and the sun had stayed shining to warm the townsfolk as they went about their days. And I was miserable.

We had come to Wiz and Vanir’s shop around midday. Megumin had to gather some supplies for her trip and we had all come along to see her off. She and Yunyun were going to be visiting her home town for a week. Yunyun had some test to become the true chief of their village and had chosen Megumin to assist her, which she had accepted with a smug grin and a clear intention to show up her rival.

It was a pretty typical day other than that, us all doing our own things while we waited for Yunyun to arrive. Aqua was munching on some crackers on the table near the window, Megumin and Wiz were bundling up her supplies and settling up the bill, and Kazuma was selling his latest patents to Vanir. I honestly wasn’t sure where he came up with this stuff, the kingdom he came from sometimes seemed incredibly advanced for someone like Kazuma.

I was just idly browsing the store’s wares. Row after row of items more useless than the last. I had tried some of these here and there but one can only be physically burned by a toothbrush so many times before they become wary of the wares.

So why was I bothering to look? Well, it was something to keep my mind occupied. Honestly, I was feeling rather depressed these days.

Megumin and Kazuma had grown close these last few months, and though my own feelings towards him had also deepened, the gap between us had as well. With Megumin leaving I could try spending more time with him, but every time I try it ends with him keeping me at arms length. This week would likely be the same, and he would be spending more time around the house so less chances to avoid him. Being stuck with the man I liked and without the ability to do anything… once a fantasy of mine now struck painfully close to home.

I picked up a snow globe with a paragraph length warning label before Vanir’s voice caught my ear. “Aha! Such beautiful designs boy, Moi will begin the development stage as soon as he can. But before we get to payment, Moi would like to show you one new, very rare, extremely interesting item he has for your exclusive purchase.”

Kazuma frowned, “From this store that makes me more worried than excited.”

Vanir just waved him off, “Where will such attitudes get you in life? At least let Moi show you… these!” He whipped his hands into his top pocket and brandished two small objects in his gloved hands. They were small and shiny letter Ns with a hook on top of them.

“Earrings.” Kazuma bluntly stated. Quirking an unimpressed eyebrow.

At this point I had walked over and joined him in studying the item. “They’re quite nice, but why the letter N?”

He shrugged, “Just a style choice. Moi had them delivered from a friend of his, but Moi does not need them. Consider them a free gift to the boy who gives Moi such wondrous invention opportunities.” His wide grin gave both me and Kazuma a shiver.

Kazuma took the earrings in his palm and considered them for a moment before turning to me. “Do you want them, Darkness? You go to more fancy evenings than any of us with your nobility stuff.”

A gift from Kazuma? My heart fluttered at the thought. Such a little gesture but to me it showed he still cared a little for me, and seeing Megumin raise an eyebrow to us made it just that slightly sweeter.

“Thank you Kazuma, that’s very thoughtful of you.” I smiled, taking the earrings from him.

He gave me a small smile in return, “Just don’t lose them alright? I’m not going to buy more if you lose them by the time we get home.”

I nodded, deciding to just clip them to my ears now so I would know where they were. Plus to rub it in Megumin’s face one last time before she left.

As soon as they were on my ears I saw Vanir’s grin deepen and I got a huge pit of worry in my stomach. In the process of getting a gift I’d totally forgotten about him and his chaotic nature. “They’re not going to do anything weird are they?”

“Moi? Weird? I will have you know those are quite the normal earrings.” He said, winking to camera. I eyed him cautiously but still proceeded to clip the second on. “Unless of course by ‘weird’ you mean, ‘never able to come off and give the user powers beyond imagination’? Then yes. They are weird.”

“NGH! I knew it! You’ve cursed me in some weird way haven’t you,?! You damn demon!” I yelled and quickly tried to take the earrings off to no avail. “You want me to be your slave! To toil in your underground jail while you whip me every day!” I snarled, breathing becoming deeper.

He just ignored me. “The item was originally labelled as cursed, yes. Moi even jazzed it up with a few bonus curses for good measure, can’t have power like that go into some goody-two shoes hands. That would dull Moi to tears.” He shook his head at the thought.

I pulled and pulled but no matter how much strength I applied they would not budge from my reddening ears, “Kazuma! Help me get these off!”

He shrugged at me, “Why? Seems alright to me.”

“What?! He just said they’re full of curses!” I snapped but Kazuma didn’t even blink at me. Cruelly just watching my struggle with an air of boredom.

Vanir’s hand reached my shoulder, suddenly looming over me. “Please stop trying to get them off. Even if you were to rip your ears from your head you’d find those earrings still attached to you, and the mess of blood would be quite a nuisance. Moi says when they come off, not you.”

“Fine.” I growled. It seemed I was under his thumb for now, and whatever terrible things he had planned for my body.

“Mm, fear, trepidation, confusion… jealousy. You really do have some good emotions girl-who-is-dreaming-of-ripping-her-friends-clothes-off-and-taking-his-cock-deep-into-herself-right-here.”

“Vanir!” I yelped, redness spreading over my face at his brashness. I looked at Kazuma to see how excited he was but he still just looked on unfazed. Even Megumin had stopped looking over to us and just continued talking to Wiz. I gave Vanir a confused look and he chuckled at me.

“A simple showing of their first power my dear. See how there is no rise from the perverted boy you care for so deeply. Even when finding out how deeply an attractive girl wants to ravage him.”

It was true, Kazuma just stood there uninterested in what we were saying and just thumbed through the money he just received.

I whispered to Vanir. “Is he deaf now or something?”

“Nope.” He replied. “Just doesn’t really bother me.”

Vanir cut in before I could ask anything else. “Well said boy! You’ll find that everyone in this world now does not mind one bit what you do!” He presented Kazuma to me, “Poke him, slap him, tickle his special area you humans care so much for, his reaction will stay 100% neutral!”

I tested the waters with what Vanir suggested, poking Kazuma right in the face. Nothing. A few more pokes. He blinked but nothing. I brought both hands up and rapidly attacked his face. And when I stopped the only thing he did was rub an area of his reddened face and say “Ow.”

Looking at Vanir, he rolled his eyes at me. “Yes, well. The idiot still feels things obviously.”

I nodded. “Okay, I think I get it. So it’s like I’m invisible but not?” I reached out and held Kazuma’s hand in mine, he turned away but didn’t let go. “Everyone will let me do what I want with them. My actions will look totally no-”

He raised a hand to cover my mouth. “Up-bup-bup! Not so fast, you nearly found out rule two of the earrings.”

“Rule two? I thought this was the power.”

“Well, technically it’s the power of the left earring but since you’ll never take them off that doesn’t really matter.” He said as he walked around behind me. “But allow Moi to demonstrate Power Number Two you now possess!”

He put his hands on my earlobes, the sudden motion causing me to jump. But Vanir and his demon strength just ignored me. “Using the word ‘normal’ in a sentence changes the perception of reality for those around you. They can even change reality depending on how you word it! Por example, take that lowly goddess, eating Moi out of house and home with her constant visits. If you wanted to, say the magic words ‘it is normal for that goddess’ hair to be bright red while she eats crackers’.” I watched as Aqua’s hair faded from it’s regular light blue into a vibrant deep scarlet. Just completely changed, without her having a care in the world and dunking another biscuit in her tea.

“T-they change reality?!” I gasped, staring at Aqua who just looked at me confused.

“They do, you catch on quick.” He said. I watched as Aqua swallowed her mouthful of cracker and her hair shifted back to it’s usual light blue. Aqua was now quite confused by the staring and tried wiping her face for any crumbs on it.

Vanir let go of my ears and Kazuma spoke up again. “Hey, maybe you could make it normal for you to actually hit things when you swing.” He suggested but my mouth had other plans.

“It’s normal for people to slap my ass as a greeting!”

For the briefest of moments, Kazuma had a look of deep disappointment on his face. It quickly returned to his neutral look, though a little quizzical now. “Hm? Why’d you say that? That’s already a normal thing you idiot.”

Huh? I-it was?

“Of course it is!” Vanir cut in again. Dramatically putting a hand on his back and dragging Kazuma slightly away from us. “That’s one of the many bonus curses Moi put on it to drag out despair! She’ll only ever say things are normal when they already are! Truly just another terrible item from this house of lies!”

“You really shouldn’t be advertising like that.” Kazuma warned before shrugging it off. “But I guess it’s good that they’re not that strong. I was about to feel regret that I pawned them off to Darkness.”

Vanir gave a chuckle and lightly patted his back towards Megumin then walked back over to me.

“I don’t get it. I can’t change anything now?”

“No no. Moi just wanted to give you a cover, no one will worry about what you’ve changed now as they will interpret it as having been that way all along.”

I rested my chin in my hand. “But everything seems the same…”

Honestly I was still having my doubts about the power of the rings. Maybe Vanir was paying off everyone in the shop in order to prank me into saying or doing something embarrassing, even adding some magic potion into Aqua’s tea to change her hair. It’d definitely be his usual style to reveal it was all fake and bask in my feelings of shame.

My confusion was interrupted by Yunyun bursting through the door, completely out of breath. She scanned the room then let out a frustrated groan. “Aw… I wanted to beat Megumin here so I ran from my house but you’re here already.”

Megumin just put a hand on her face in embarrassment, “Such a loser.”

Yunyun shook it off quickly. “Well, are you ready for the trip, Megumin?”

Her rival nodded back and threw her new bindle full of items over her shoulder. “Yeah, got the last of the supplies and I’m ready to go! We’ll take this test by storm Yunyun!” She punctuated the final point with a pose.

Kazuma patted her on the shoulder. “Good luck over there you two. Try not to blow everything up and leave it all to Yunyun to clean up.”

She rolled her eyes at him then donked him with her staff. “You guys have fun here too. Try not to do any really big quests until I get back.”

“Don’t worry, we’re not going to do any qu-” Aqua paused when she caught an angry glare from Kazuma. “Uhh, we won’t! Just small, big payment quests!”

With a smile and wave to everyone Megumin walked out the door with a wave, Yunyun starting to join her when she suddenly stopped.

“Bye everyone! Oh right.”

When she saw me she started rubbing her hands together. Strutting straight towards me and winding back her arm before letting loose a palm across my ass.

SLAP!

Notes:

So yeah, Darkness.

Not a lot of sexy stuff straight away but it'll get better. It's my first ever story on this site but I wanted to try a different kind of protagonist from the usual Normality stories. Or at least a Konosuba story without Kazuma being MC. Lalatina being a girl who wants to be dommed but gets the power to dom. Saucy.

In terms of when this takes place in Konosuba, I'll leave it as 'sometime in the light novels'. It's been a while since I read them so there won't be a lot of spoilers from them, just some characters and concepts that might appear. Megumin and Kazuma aren't official but their relationship is developed further than that of Kazu/Darkness. That being said, I ain't gonna do a lot with Megumin which is why she leaves here. Should be plenty of other girls to work with, don't worry.

Chapter 2: Greeting the Town and Entering the Guild

Summary:

Originally posted: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Greetings.956256 and https://chyoa.com/chapter/Into-the-Guild.956257

Darkness goes to town to play with her first normality.

Chapter Text

“Oh!” I yelped, taken completely aback from the action, my ass now stinging pleasantly.

“Hi Darkness! Bye Darkness!” Yunyun waved happily and darted back to the door.

The two arch-wizards left quickly, leaving me in complete shock.

Yunyun, the meek and timid little girl that she is, just walked over and smacked my rear with everything she had. If there was anyone to test the legitimacy of these earrings, she would be it. If it was a prank then Yunyun would not be as easily paid off as Kazuma and Aqua. No, if Yunyun got changed then maybe this was legit.

In my confusion I missed Kazuma and Aqua saying they’d be going to the guild for lunch and wishing goodbye to Wiz and Vanir, leaving me behind.

“...Moi sees the look on your face and the feelings in your heart. Moi could be insulted by you doubting the legitimacy of my offers but he chooses to ignore them for now.” Then he raised his gloved finger to my face. “A few more ground rules. No going for the demon king, and try to not provoke his armies or lieutenants anymore than you need to. Moi doesn’t want to be on that guy's shitlist just for trying to have some fun.” He raised a second finger, “Moi has final say on normalities so if your heart of a noblewoman comes out then things will get unpleasant. Don’t make Moi regret picking you for this power.”

“This is a lot to process Vanir. You’re not even giving me a lot of choices to use them. It sounds like I have to use them for… personal gain?” I asked and he nodded like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “Wait, weren’t you going to give the earrings to Kazuma?”

“The stupid boy with no sense of curiosity made his bed. Moi only offered him the chance because Moi knew he would give them to you, deepening his despair once he realises all that he missed out on!”

“And why didn’t you put them on?”

His expression loosened a bit as he looked out the window. “Oh, Moi did. He did it all. Attained wealth and power and had the world bow to his feet. You were there, feeling fear and powerlessness. Moi achieved everything he dreamed! But felt hollow. Human despair does not taste as sweet as that he had earned. Wished it all back to how it was and took the earrings off. They’re designed more for the perverted anyway, and Moi has no need for sex or titillation being made of dirt. No, Moi is content just to help now. Watch the world crumble from someone else’s hands.”

“B-but w-”

“Bzzt. Question time over.” He raised his fingers to form an X. “Give the item one week before any attempt to remove them. I will not accept returns until a proper grace period has been met. If you’re not satisfied after one week then Moi will remove them free of charge.”

“O-oh okay. A week?” Even with the spine tingling smile I considered his offer. “A week. I can last that long. I’ll be good and just keep to myself. Then you can get them off me and I can go back to being free. This is an unbreakable demon promise, yeah?”

He once more rolled his eyes at me. “Yes yes. The noble slut who just wished everyone to slap her ass will absolutely give up her power, we all believe it.” He then practically shoved me out the door. “Now get out there and use your gifts!”

The door slammed shut behind me. I was going to go back in there to give that demon a piece of my mind but decided to go and… greet some people instead.

--

I walked with a sense of eager caution through the streets of Axel.

Anyone could wander up to me at any moment and ‘greet’ me. To just walk over to me and treat me like a common whore. It felt like when I had travelled the streets of Alcanretia as an Eris worshipper.

I got about half way to the tavern before I realised that not a single person had even acknowledged me, let alone greet me. The town square I was in wasn’t bursting with people but it was still fairly busy. It was these darn earrings, they made me that weird level of invisible so no one was saying hello to me. I quickly remedied that by finding a small adventuring party walking through and chatting amongst themselves.

There were four of them, two guys and two girls. The girls were leading the way and chatting while the two guys seemed either bored or distant.

“Hello! I’m Darkness!” I said while shunting my ass out towards them.

The blonde spiky one looked at me quizzically. “Hm? Oh uh hey.”

“Can we help you?” Asked the black haired girl. “We’re sort of in a hurry.”

“Well… I just wanted to say hello. And… all that entails.” I mumbled. My face was reddening up. Half from excitement and half from embarrassment. If Vanir was lying to me…

The fear broke with my yelp as I got slapped in the ass. “Come on guys, it’s not hard to be a little friendly is it?” I turned to see the flowery brown haired girl had sneaked around to be my first public slapper.

“T-thank you!” I instinctively blurted out, not sure what else to say to her in this situation. Her smile seemed to indicate it was the right choice.

Her attitude also broke the rest of the group. The spiky haired boy walked up and smacked his gloved hand into me next. It was quite a lot more fierce than the girl, but I did notice him stop to admire his work for a second, much to his own embarrassment. “Sorry…” he mumbled while looking away.

“I-it’s okay. Thank you!”

He nodded and the raven haired girl was next. “Hope you’re tough enough for this.” She smiled while flexing a muscle.

When she slapped me I jumped nearly a foot off the ground.

Her strength stat must have been through the roof. Even with the warning I didn’t expect such a powerful strike. My defence was one of the greatest in the land and she managed to send me flying! “Ahn! Thank you very much!”

She bowed her head slightly and they all turned to the last one of the group. The guy was built like a castle, standing a couple feet above the other three.

The huge short-haired gentleman with sunglasses on just huffed, showing off his arm that had an axe where his hand should be. “Sure you want to say hello to me?”

His team gave him a sound of disgust with the blonde guy slapping his humongous arm.

“Not cool dude.”

He shrugged off the shorter man but still walked over to me.

“Aww, I was just playing. Think I’d mess up an ass this fine?” He said, promptly using his human hand to deliver the second strongest slap I’d received from the group. Even though I thoroughly enjoyed his rough manner and actions he still received glares from his party. “Err... sorry Miss. Even though it’s a normal greeting, we really are in a hurry and I got impatient.”

“N-no worries! Thank you!” I chirped, enjoying the pain flowing through my rear. “I won’t keep you any longer!”

“Bye Darkness!” waved the nice woman who started the chain as the four walked off.

I heard them talk a bit as they left. “Man. That better not have made us late for our rendezvous with Jessie.” grumbled the big guy.

“You said we needed to keep a low profile. Better to play along with the normal day-to-day stuff for now.” said the blonde one.

“And~ we could just be nice. Would have been done quicker if you just slapped her straight away.”

“She’s right, you know. If you want to get to Jessie quicker then pick up those feet, slowpoke!” Was the last thing I heard the raven haired girl say.

It was time for me to make my own tracks. I was right by the guild where Kazuma and Aqua were, but there were plenty of people coming out of it that I could say ‘hello’ to now that I knew the trick.

This was going to be fun.

-- (Perspective Shift: Satou Kazuma) --

It was just coming up to the closing of lunch when we had arrived at the guild. Me and Aqua were sitting at a table. Our food and drink in front of us, we were just casually munching away and chatting. It felt like old times before we’d met the other two and become a proper party… and the way she disgustingly chomped away at her meal definitely didn’t make me miss it even an ounce.

Megumin has gone off on her quest now, but what about the other one?

Well, our crusader was running around greeting everyone she could. Sometimes some people twice. It was pretty average of her, yet a small twinge of annoyance burned somewhere deep inside me. I shrugged it off though, it was probably just her leaving me alone with the Greedess in front of me. The arch-priest wolfing down another fucking leg of toad meat. Honestly, where does she put it all?

Darkness finally sat down in front of us with a gasp melting into a lewd smile.

“Oh! It stings so good…” She hummed, rubbing her ass.

Rephucn iegrephae. Perrae hear gomphreth ewe affeay. ” Aqua… spoke? Her gross mouth full of chewed up toad meat roughly translated to: I can imagine, people have been greeting you all day today.

“Chew.” I warned and kicked her under the table. I turned to Darkness. “You’ve gotta be used to it by now though right? Considering it’s normal for that to happen.”

Aqua swallowed her mouthful then agreed. “Yeah, if anything the people greeting you weren’t prepared for how tough your ass was. That defence stat of yours really hurt their slapping hand.”

“My ass is not hard!” She blurted out.

She was interrupted by Luna slapping her ass.

“Ow. I dunno Darkness.” She said waving her injured palm around. “You could at least get the armour away from down there.”

“...I’m not wearing any armour…” She said with a sigh.

“Ah.” Luna replied, looking awkwardly away. “Well can I get anything else for you guys?”

--

Luna left after she delivered us another round of drinks. I wouldn’t normally have so much alcohol at lunch but Darkness seemed her regular level of insistence so we went along with it. Aqua obviously was not denying a free chance to wet her beak.

“Ahhh! What a great day this turned out to be!” She exclaimed after a swig of her drink. “I don’t know how Vanir did it but these earrings let me be as perverted as I want! The world is my oyster!”

I turned to Aqua. “So what are you gonna do with your day off?”

She considered the question. “Hmm. Probably go home and relax a bit. We had those long days of questing recently and I’m feeling lazy.”

“H-hey!” Darkness spoke up again. “Maybe I should change something else! Like making everyone spit at me on the street! Shout harmful remarks to me wherever I go!”

I turned to Aqua. “Lazy sounds pretty good right now. My muscles really feel tense after hauling all that monster meat to that noble’s house.”

Aqua nodded but looked a little sad. “Makes sense... Too bad about that guys’ pet. He really didn’t seem happy about what happened to his dragon.”

“I’ll have a parade to my shame! They’ll tie me up behind a slow moving horse so everyone can throw rotten fruit and kick me!”

I shrugged, “He shouldn’t have hired us if he wanted a job done well. People really ought to know about Megumin’s tendencies by now.”

Suddenly I was grabbed by Darkness. “I’ll get everyone in the guild to ravage me right here! On this table! What do you think about that Kazuma?!”

What did I think? Wasn’t it nothing to think about? “Whatever.”

She shook my shoulders desperately, my head flopping around. “I could do it! Everyone here could be bent to all of my perverted whims Kazuma! Doesn’t that make you angry?! Don’t you want to scold me?! Yell?!”

“Not really Darkness. You haven’t really done anything unusual.”

“N-Nothing?! Well, h-ho-how about-!” She reached down and grabbed my dick through my pants. “T-this!” It flexed a little at her touch but nothing else really happened.

“What about it?” I asked.

She looked at me like she normally would; terrified. “...eh? Seriously? No… t-this can’t be happening…”

I just went back to my conversation with Aqua. We were planning to see what minor quests needed to be done in the next few days but after lunch we’ll head home. There was probably some fun to be had there, even if it’s just counting my money from Vanir.

My frog meat landed plainly against the floor. Of course it had been after Darkness’ chest plate collided with it. She had begun stripping herself down in the way that she would, now just wearing her black shirt that she wears under her armour. “This will be my final attack to break your spell Kazuma! If the sight of your favourite breasts to stare at, bared to the world, doesn't get you excited then I don’t know what else will!” Her hands gripped either side of the lining of the tight shirt, “I-I-I’ll do it! E-everyone here will see my t-tits Kazuma!”

“Yeah, that’s what’s going to happen if you open your shirt Darkness.”

“B-but- won’t I be embarrassing you?! They’ll all know what kind of woman you have on your team!”

“They already know I have her on there.” I gestured to Aqua.

“Hey!” She moaned and kicked my leg lightly. “Just let Darkness show her boobies to the guild Kazuma. Why do you have to be mean to me?”

I shrugged. “I’m not stopping her.”

“Then don’t be mean to me!” She pouted. “I thought you’d want to see her big boobies, you pervert trash!”

You’d think so, but the prospect seemed rather plain right now. I couldn’t even really think of why. “I said I’m not stopping her.”

“F-Fine!” Shouted Darkness. “Then here!”

Chapter 3: Darkness Exposed

Summary:

Originally posted: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Darkness-Exposed.956258

Darkness gets down on herself once reality sinks in. Luckily Luna's there to pick her up!

Chapter Text

I flashed the guild.

My breasts and nipples were now out there for the world to see, I was nothing better than a common whore and everyone would know it!

I breathed for a few seconds before I opened my eyes, this would be the final test to see if I could break the spell on everyone!

And…!

No one cared.

Not even Kazuma was looking at my bare chest in the open air. All these hot blooded males just kept joking and drinking without a care in the world. Eyes simply passed over me.

“H-hey.” I said to my companions, them finally looking back towards me. For the briefest second I saw Kazuma eye my breasts, but only as much as he normally does. “S-so…? W-what do you think of these?” Their eyes drifted to my chest but neither seemed to be that bothered by them.

Aqua stopped slurping her drink. “They’re quite big aren’t they.”

Kazuma nodded, “Truth. What’s the matter? Did you get stung or something? Need me to check them?” He asked. Normally such an offer would be wrought with pervy and lecherous undertones, but not now. Kazuma spoke with sincerity, and I could see in his eyes that if I accepted he would simply check them for marks then return to his meal.

“I-isn’t it not normal for ladies to be flashing everyone like this?” I asked desperately. Maybe these earrings could be overwritten?

Aqua and Kazuma just chuckled. Aqua telling me, “Yeah, obviously it’s not really normal for ladies Darkness. But for you it’s still kinda normal, you know?”

I slumped down onto the bench and lamely put my breasts away. Defeated.

This is it. This is hell. That damned Vanir put me in my own personal hell.

A world where no one judged me? Where I could feel shame, but no one shamed me? And no one can even understand my plight….

I laid my head across the table. Letting the world pass me by as I thought about what this meant. Before, every time I started moaning inappropriately, or went too far with my mannerisms, Kazuma would be there to reprimand me. His growls and complaints were a constant comfort. Yet now I was alone in my shame. Everything I do is normal, everything I do isn’t shameful to others so I will not be judged.

Kazuma’s never going to yell at me again. Aqua and Megumin never silently judge me from afar. Strangers would not stare at me for having such a lewd body. Truly this was the worst curse imaginable.

And as I sat here, moping to myself… even now nobody cared. Are even my feelings considered plain? Are my tears as boring as the sunrise now?

Though I’ve had this curse for such a little amount of time, feelings of loneliness I thought had been buried somehow welled to the surface. I thought back to those long days I used to have, dreaming of an adventure party I thought would never come… and recent times where I’d stay away from my own home for hours, lest I be subjected to Kazuma and Megumin enjoying each other's company.

I let out one last sigh. Tomorrow I will go to Vanir and beg for the removal of the item. There had to be something that the demon wanted, to escape this hellscape I would perhaps do nearly anything.

He had said to give it a week to really get the feel for it, but I can tell now that this won’t be a good fit for me. I’d rip them off my ears right now if he hadn’t told me it wouldn’t work.

I sat back up stretching out my now creaky back, alone at the table. At some point in my ruminations my comrades had left me. Not bothering to warn me of their departure as it was probably ‘normal for me to sit there’. The guild was nearly empty now, the lunch rush completed a while ago and now there were just a few patrons remaining and they were just sitting around and getting drunk or chatting.

As I stood up it turned out the buttons on my shirt were not as well done up as I had thought, coming free and letting my breasts pop out. Once more I flashed the tavern, yet the only result was someone at the bar took another swig of his drink.

It hardly even seemed worth putting them back in at this point. Though my nipples were starting to harden in the open air.

My prized breasts.

Completely bared to the elements.

The more I thought about it, the harder my nipples seemed to get. Being able to be seen from all these drunkards. Sure they all thought it was normal, but maybe they’ll remember when the curse is reversed. Whenever they see me in town they will have the faint memory of my perfect bosom, and when they desperately want to see it again they’ll corner me and in a dark alley….and....

I was starting to feel very horny, feeling a little wetness dampening my panties. Part of me just wanted to rush home to my room to relieve myself, but another part of me just asked ‘why?’ Why bother going home?

Nobodies going to care what I do here.

I gave my breast a little squeeze. It sent a nice buzz through my system, but still no one looked up.

More squeezes and touches, I twisted my nipple a little to the point where I gasped in pleasure. No eyes on me.

The waters successfully tested, I began moving my hand to the main event so to speak. Just grazing my sex over my clothing. Feeling my dampness seeping out a little and wetting my hand. The familiar scent of my own juices mixing with the alcohol taste in the air. With every second my confidence grew, I shoved my hand into my skirt and started rubbing my lips in earnest. I moaned slightly at the sensation. Rubbing my sensitive clit, pinching my nipple, letting the juices collect just a little bit more. Teasing myself just a little bit before my finger penetra-

“Anything else I can get for you?”

I yelped in my seat at the interruption and tore my hands from my body. Luna just stared at me nicely as she was cleaning my table. I instinctively covered up my shame until the look in Luna’s eye reminded me that I had none.

“Um, I’m all done.” I squeaked out. She nodded and picked up the last of Aqua and Kazuma’s plates.

She smiled a very sweet smile at me, “Well if you want something to eat the last call for lunch is coming up so get it while you can.”

“Luna, wait!” My body, being caught between pleasure and the anger of being interrupted, quickly formed a plan that my mouth followed before my brain had a chance to stop it. “Isn’t it normal for staff in this guild to help those who are masturbating!?”

She put down the plate, quickly looked around to see if anyone heard then leaned in close. Humongous cleavage waving in front of me. She spoke in a low hiss, “Yes, but keep it down alright? We normally only do it for the other staff when there’s a busy day. We don’t want it advertised that we help out everyone who asks or else our jobs become so much harder.”

I nodded lightly. Still shocked at what my mouth had said, let alone the insanity that was coming from hers.

Luna grabbed my hand and practically dragged me to the back part of the hall, my open tits flopping up and down as we hurried. We went through the staff area and right to a wooden door that I’d never seen before with a sign that said ‘Cleaning Supplies’. Luna looked around and then rapped her knuckles lightly on the wood before asking, “Psst. Is this room occupied?”

“We’re just coming out!” came a male voice and the sounds of shuffling. Soon, the door swung open to reveal a male chef and a waitress tucking their service clothes in as they vacated the room. Personality wise they seemed like complete opposites, he was smiling rather merrily while she gave a gloomy frown. Not that that really mattered though as I stared wide eyed at the mess of spunk that covered the large tits of the girl. Kind of hard to miss as she was lightly dabbing it with some tissue to try and clean them. “Thanks again Rinda.” He said. They greeted Luna with a small nod and after a quick slap to my ass the male worker gave us both thumbs up and a wink as they walked away.

I heard her grunt with a shrug and said. “Don’t mention it. I know how backed up you can get.”

Huh, so normalities can affect the histories of an entire building of people as well? How long have these guys been potentially 'doing it' on company time?

“D-did they just-?”

Luna waved off my question. “Don’t worry it looked like she caught most of it. The room shouldn’t be too messy for us.”

I was once more dragged by Luna who practically threw me into the room. Once inside pushing me onto the one chair that was sat in the middle of the broom closet. The smell of the room was incredible. So much musk had collected from seemingly months or maybe years of using this room as a masturbatorium. There were stains in unsightly places, a dirty novel box on a shelf, a waste bin filled with tissues, and the chair was clearly overused, creaking as I sat on it. (Definitely not because of my extra muscle weight at all.)

If I was ever kidnapped, this is the kind of room I’d want to be locked in. What I wouldn’t do if we had a room like this in the mansion for everyone to lock me in and use whenever they felt the need. The days of degradation piling on as much as the smells…

My daydream was cut short when a blonde appeared between my legs.

“So, how do you want me to do this?”

I blinked at her. The thought of actually reaching this point almost hadn’t crossed my mind.

“Like do you want me to just use my fingers or do you want something more intimate?”

“M-mouth.”

She beamed at me. “Sure. Happy to help. Just remove the items in the way and I can get started.”

Gulping back my nervousness I hooked my hands into my skirt and pantie’s waistbands. Leaning back in the chair for my butt to be raised high enough, my lower half slowly became exposed to the pleasant waitress. The coldness of the chair tingling my still slightly sore asscheeks.

“There we are. Now, sit back and enjoy yourself as much as you can.” She leant both her arms onto my exposed thighs, the contact alone making me jump. With a gentle push she spread my legs wide. “Let me know if there’s anything I can do to improve your masturbation.”

I could only give her a half focused, “Thanks… will do.”

Time slowed to a crawl as I saw her head move towards my pussy. My heart was dangerously unprepared for this encounter, hammering against my chest like I was fighting the Demon King himself. My wet lips had initially felt the cold temperature of the room, now shifted to feeling the warmth of her breath.

Then her tongue entered me.

My body tensed instantly. I really hadn’t thought my first sexual experience was going to be with another woman but here she was. Eagerly lapping away at my cunt to help with my 'masturbation' so to speak. She seemed rather knowledgeable on the whole process, probably due to a new history of 'helping' her colleagues, knowing exactly where and when to tease me with her tongue for maximum impact.

For a few minutes I just sat back and moaned. Gripping the chair like I was in a carriage with a runaway horse. Occasionally squishing her face with my thighs as my legs tensed and shook on their own accord.

Her licks were sending waves of pleasure into me, but I could see she was treating it like a job. ‘Just lick until completion then I can get back to work.’ The robotic licks were definitely driven… maybe it was a slightly guilty conscience speaking but it would be nice if she was getting something out of this too.

My cracking voice spoke up through her licks. “L-Luna…? Isn’t it normal that I taste… amazing?”

Her eyes went wide and her tongue wormed even deeper inside me. I yelped at her sudden change of pace, Luna’s new veracity trying to reach every part of my pussy.

Coming up for air she exclaimed, “You’re right!” Her tongue slurped around her mouth messily, trying to collect any juices that had leaked onto her face. “So this is a noblewoman’s pussy. Got to say the taste is so good that I wish you’d come to me sooner!”

“S-sorry, next time for sure.” I panted, fully believing that I would use this service again.

She dove back into me. Now tenderly stroking my thighs to build up even more juices from me for her to enjoy. It was working tremendously, the heat spreading all around my body from her new hunger and teasing.

Luna’s technique balanced between two stances. First, long deep licks of my vagina lips, followed by a rough tongue battering and suction on my clit. The more she enjoyed the taste of my skin, the quicker and deeper she licked. As if she was worried she’d miss a taste if she stopped licking for even a single second. My body was struggling to keep it together, writhing and squirming under all of the new sensations.

Soon it was too much, I felt the pleasure begin to speed up. My moans picked up volume, which Luna seemed to recognise and tried to attack my pussy as much as she could in the final few seconds. “L-LUNA!” I cried out. My hand shot to her hair as I came. Holding her as I flooded her mouth with liquid. She just opened her mouth as wide as she could to try and catch it.

I gave a large content sigh, spikes of pleasure still shooting through me. Comparatively, Luna was in a near-drunken state, just trying to envelop as much of my juices into her as she could. Scooping it onto her hands then sucking every finger as much as she could till they were empty of my taste. With a final kiss atop my pussy she sat back on her heels with a sigh.

“Aw man. That went too fast. Well thank you for asking me to do that Lady Darkness. Anytime, and I mean anytime, you need more... assistance, just let me know.” She smiled with a wink, then got to her feet.

“Y-yeah. Will do, thank you Luna.” I said, joining her in standing on my shaky legs while pulling my skirt up. A wet patch forming on my panties from my soaked crotch.

“My pleasure.” Luna said with another wide smile. She handed me a towel that had apparently been set up for such an occasion but I waved it away. Luna then dabbed her mouth dry and opened the door.

Outside the door, the two who we had bumped into on our way in were waiting.

“My turn now,” explained the gloomy girl. Face slightly blushing as she breezed past us and sat in the chair.

“I think she heard some noises from inside. Got a bit excited.” Chuckled the guy shutting the door behind him. The implication made me and Luna share a minor blush filled look before leaving the back area.

After a farewell I exited the guild. The process had been rather quick since I left the backroom but my mind was still racing, making me walk home in a daze. Not fully believing what had just happened.

With these earrings I’d changed the guild I frequent to be a backroom pleasure den. Which I then indulged in with the head receptionist and my ally. I could still feel echoes of her tongue deep within me, maybe I’m going to feel them for the rest of my life.

A fever washed over me again. I had to get home before anything else happened, I didn’t want the earrings to corrupt anyone else… just yet.

The earrings…

They’d given me access to such wonderfully perverted actions. Actions that I’d apparently leapt at the chance to indulge in. Part of me felt guilty, but a growing, darker part of me wanted to push further. Vanir had said I should aim for personal gain… but what do I really want?

My lineage meant a lot of what I wanted I already got. It was a lonely and dull life of rules, where my life was laid out forever in front of me. A butler and maid on every corner to provide safety. A lockdown in the house I’d explored a thousand times. And the threat of political marriages that lacked love, lust, and anything resembling a connection.

It’s no wonder I ran away back then. Why my life revolves around exploring the thrills and pain that I’d lacked for all those years. Why I was so happy when I had companions of my own, ones that don’t treat me as a precious flower but a friend.

People who perhaps felt just as adventurous and, at least in the case of Kazuma, perverted as me.

Yes… Kazuma. I-I’ll… talk to Kazuma about this. Maybe he can give some insight to what he would do with ultimate power given the chance. He was often wiser than I gave him credit for, he did manage to assemble us into a somewhat functional party after all.

The sun was setting as I finally reached home. An odd feeling of trepidation flowed through me as I stared at my front door.

Why was I nervous? I’m just going to talk to Kazuma…

Yeah.

Just talk.

Chapter 4: Lalatina Visits A Friend

Summary:

Kazuma gets a caller.

Chapter Text

If the front door left me nervous then Kazuma’s door was leaving me terrified.

I knew nothing was going to happen. Kazuma’s actions today show that their level of caring for me with this curse is quite low, I was too normal to give a second thought to. I was just going to ask him how he would use the earrings if he had them and maybe get some idea of what I should do.

Although… with what happened with Luna…

The day was all quite confusing, but there was one person who I knew I needed to talk to. I gathered my courage and knocked on his door.

“K-Kazuma?” I asked through the door. I could hear him in there, he was breathing quite erratically and letting out a lot of grunts. Huh. Does Kazuma work out in his spare time? I’m shocked.

“Uhh, maybe come back later!” I heard through the door.

I didn’t really feel like waiting, and the thought of an active and sweaty Kazuma made me blurt out something quickly.

“It’s normal for the door to be unlocked.”

Twisting the knob and opening up I expected to see him attempting a push-up on the ground or trying to lift a dumbbell with his tiny muscles, not lying on his bed pumping a different kind of iron.

“Oh it’s just you, hey Darkness.”

Oh my god.

Kazuma’s masturbating.

“W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” I yelped, shielding my eyes and stopping myself from sprinting down the hall in embarrassment.

“Jerking off.” He replied plainly.

“B-But I’m here! Aren’t you going to stop?!”

“Why would I? Isn’t it normal that you’re here?”

All the blood in my body now resided in my face, I could feel it. Somehow these damn earrings have made it normal for me to be anywhere at any time. Even during moments of privacy from my teammates, I could go wherever I pleased and they wouldn’t bat an eye.

Eventually I managed to look at him again, him pumping away with a sock on top of his p-penis but still looking directly at me. “What can I do for you?”

The absurdity of the situation wouldn’t let up. He just asked me that while not stopping the assault on his nethers for even a second.

“J-just wanted to hang out I guess…”

“Alright sure. Well, take a seat. I'll be done in a few minutes.”

I nodded and closed the door behind me, crossing the room I planted myself on the small stool by his bed. I'm not entirely sure why I’d agreed to watch him finish, just blindly obeying his instruction since I was trapped in a situation I was wildly unprepared for.

I sat there awkwardly for a minute. Not sure what else to do other than wait for his completion, and definitely not just watching the perverse act because it was making me feel excited. Definitely not. No way...

I tried to look around the room, see if there was anything else that could hold my interest. Other than noticing the lotion that Kazuma was using as lubricant there was nothing. I just wanted proof that I tried. And when I drifted back to the act my eyes locked on and wouldn’t leave his hand. It was hypnotic, the rhythm, the sound… I scooted a little closer to him. Then a little bit more. This continued for a minute until I dropped the pretence and left the stool to lean on the bed.

His meat was twitching and throbbing under his hand which glided up and down smoothly. I’ve only read a bit about the size of penises, this was the first one I’d ever seen up close. I wasn’t sure if the size was big or average but considering it looked three times the length of Kazuma’s hand and he wasn’t able to close his hand around it’s thickness…. I’d say it’s pretty huge. And that was just what I could see, there was still that sock in his hand that blocked my view.

My face was dangerously close to his crotch, but I could tell he didn’t mind at all. The smell of his pre-ejaculate stained the air and my nose was loving it. It was the sort of smell that Kazuma wore every so often when he emerged from his room but so much more concentrated. A manly, musty stench of a hard working self pleasure-rer.

The whole experience became too much to bear and I tried to start a conversation with him to distract myself.

“Soo what do you think about when you… do this?”

He took a few moments to think about it. “Depends what I’m in the mood for I guess.” He surmised. “Most of the times it’s just whatever tickles the imagination. But sometimes I think about the various things that have happened to me, you know like when Yunyun asked to have my baby or when you washed my back.”

“Y-you jerk off to me?”

He chuckled, “With a body like that? Obviously, yeah.”

It was a fact that I had always suspected, yet finding out the truth still made me feel… weirdly happy. This was the man I had a crush on after all, finding out he still thinks about you sexually felt nice.

I realised I had subconsciously leaned further in. I was practically a tongue's width away. Something my drool filled mouth was becoming very aware of.

“And is it always… the sock?”

“Pretty much.” He shrugged. “Best thing I’ve got to unload into right now.”

My mind got an idea. A very naughty, very perverted idea. One my brain shouldn’t come up with, yet I knew Kazuma had driven it to this point. His hand kept going up and down, up and down. It was intoxicating, so dreamy, so… Kazuma.

“...but what if you had something better?”

“What do you mean?”

I swallowed. I had come in here to talk with Kazuma a bit but this idea would not stop itself now that we were here.

“Isn’t it now normal for me to choose what you use to masturbate with?”

“Oh yeah.” He said, finally stopping his hand while his sock covered most of his dick. “So should I stop using the sock?”

I nodded quickly and he whipped it off in one motion. Unveiling his rock hard penis like a magic trick. It was twitching, a lot. And now without the sock I could see the full majesty of his Excalibur.

“Alright. So what should I use to jerk off with?” I could see in his eyes that Kazuma was feeling the frustration as he waited for me to choose what he should be using instead.

A million thoughts raced through my head of what I should pick. This would be the perfect time to mess with him a little bit. Hmm... Another piece of clothing? His tracksuit? Make him use his new bag of money? Just leave him to stew in pain?

My breathing was getting deeper. My body was feeling hotter and hotter. Subconsciously my face was still getting closer to the rabid beast in front of me.

His huge cock twitched and suddenly an answer burst from my lips.

“Use my mouth Kazuma.”

Thanks to the position I was in it took less than three seconds for him to slam his dick down my throat.

“Glk!”

“Oooohhh yeah.” He moaned with relief, the uncomfortable pressure of not being able to do anything with his erection mid-wank had clearly gotten him agitated and now Kazuma was taking that frustration out on me. I gagged and spluttered on the invader, but he clearly didn’t care in the slightest. Gripping the back of my head and just going to town on thrusting into me.

We weren’t having sex, he was using my mouth to jerk off so he didn’t need to care about me breathing. Just that it was where he had to relieve himself. My mouth was officially his toilet now, and that fact alone nearly made me orgasm.

“Y-your mouth is a lot warmer than the sock…” he commented. A weak compliment but a welcome one for sure. I could now determine that to Kazuma my mouth was better than a crusty sock.

"Glk! Glk! Glk!" Was the only sound I was able to respond with.

I tried to help him as much as I could. My lips and tongue massaging his package as much as they could without being batted away from his violent thrusts. He kept himself deep into my throat, not bothering to try any other position, instead focusing on where he felt best and aiming for instant relief. His massive cockhead was just destroying my throat, making me cough and splutter a mess of saliva all over it.

Thankfully it wasn’t long before Kazuma started groaning even more than he had been. His thrusts increased and became shallow. Without warning me he shot his load deep down my throat. I could only swallow and hope for the best as he filled my stomach up with his seed. I could feel how hot it was as it travelled down my gullet, sticking to the walls but tantalisingly out of taste range.

After he came he just sat there for about a minute. His cock balls deep in my mouth, hand on the back of my head as I gagged away. I tried limply shaking his shirt to get him to see what he was doing to me.

Just as my vision began to lose focus from lack of oxygen he let go of my head and I was able to take him off me.

I took a huge gulp of air and started sputtering and coughing. My stinging lungs that were finally able to take a breather appreciated that.

My head collapsed onto the bed, face and hair a mess with sweat and saliva, and with a dreary smile I looked up at the man who left me like this.

“Oh Eris, Kazuma…” I gasped. “That was incredible.”

Chapter 5: Darkness wants more, Kazuma's a snore

Summary:

One woman's quest to get her friend to use her sexually

Chapter Text

He nodded but still seemed a little nonplussed. “It did feel pretty good for a jerk off session, thanks for making me use your mouth. Way better than a sock, you were right.”

I took another big breath of air, still coming down from my high. He went to raise his trousers up but was met by resistance when I grabbed his waistband.

“If you liked it, we could… do it again?”

“Nah, probably not. I try and only do one jerk off a night these days. Less likely for one of you guys to burst in while I’m whacking it.” He said abandoning his pants in my hands and standing up to stretch his back. Big dick swinging back and forth in front of me temptingly. “Besides, after a load like that I’m gonna need a little time to recharge.”

I frowned. I had a feeling these earrings may have something to do with this. Since it was normal for me to be here I guess there was no reason for Kazuma to go out of his way to impress me. The only reason he did anything sexual to begin with was because he was already doing it when I walked in. If I didn’t change anything I’d be doomed to having to wait around until we could have fun again when he happened to be in the mood.

“Kazuma. Without it being a problem for you at all, it’s normal for your balls to fill and you to be able to get an erection whenever you… or I want you to.”

He just chuckled. “Man those earrings Vanir gave you still only make you able to say true things huh? That demon is so annoying sometimes. But yes, sorry to say I don’t really want another boner just yet.”

My eyes were glued to his swinging dick at this point. “I do. I want you to have another boner.”

The effect was so quick that his cockhead nearly gave me an uppercut.

He was once again breathing raggedly, “Fair enough.” His hands were twitching almost as much as his penis, instincts to stroke himself being overridden by the curse. “So where should I jerk off now? Your mouth again?”

The power I had over Kazuma was intoxicating. It wasn’t like I was directly controlling him, just winding him up and making him use me as his rag.

“Fuck-I mean, jerk off with my tits Kazuma!”

“Yes Ma’am.”

He again didn't wait a second. Hopping off the bed and ramming his dick onto my breast over the shirt. Smearing the black cloth with a heavy dollop of precum. Luckily in his slightly apathetic state I was able to stop him by standing up away from his penis, ripping my shirt off so he could have better access to my body. I also grabbed some of his weird lotion he had been using before to masturbate and spread it around my tits. Soaping them up nicely for him to freely thrust into his favourite cleavage.

I lied down flat on his bed and Kazuma quickly mounted me with his heavy cock lying between my breasts. His dick somehow looked even angrier now. Maybe it was because my request 'refilled his balls' so he was extra full of juice right now. A large amount of precum budding through his tip to drip onto my skin. I reached down and cupped his balls to feel the difference from before. At least I made sure it wouldn't hurt him in the long run. Now he can just keep using me and using me as much as he wants.

He took a handful of each breast and clapped them onto his cock. Spreading the soap around a little before he started to thrust in earnest.

Kazuma's cock was so hot. My tits had never felt so warm with his rod between them, their large mass jiggling around with his thrusts. I squirmed under him as his rhythmic thrusts spread the warmth around my body, which was now feeling a nice frustration as I couldn't reach down and play with myself. The soapy residue I put on left the perfect surface for his attacks, smoothly thrusting back and forth on top of me. Even with my few extra inches of height on him and my larger than average breasts his cock still managed to poke through the top.

I just laid there to let him have as much fun as he wanted. Occasionally kissing his tip when it got close to my lips, getting to taste that lovely salty nectar he was leaking out. Kazuma didn't seem to mind the extra attention, but then he didn't really seem to care either way...

“W-well? Do my breasts feel pretty good?”

“Not bad at all.”

“Do you want to… fiddle with my nipples a bit?”

“Not right now.”

I pouted at that a little, feeling disheartened at his attitude. Sure he was using me, and that was great, but like the sock I guess my breasts were just there to him. Just an unimportant tool. Even as he thrusts himself into my massive hills I could see him thinking about something else as he worked towards his climax, eyes unfocused and looking out to the horizon.

There should be a way for him to engage with me more. To want this as much as I do. I slipped my finger into his mouth and touched his tongue.

“W-well? How does it taste?”

He nodded, “You taste pretty great Darkness.”

“Does it make you… wanna taste me more?” I ask, trying to bite my lip seductively at him.

“Why would I do that? I’m jerking off right now.”

“R-right…”

Why did that hurt so much? Luna was all over me when she got to taste me... I had to remind myself again, this wasn’t me and Kazuma having intimate sex. Kazuma was here to jerk off with my tits then get out.

He was using me. He was using my body for his desires. I was his cumrag. This is what I wanted, right?

I resigned myself to this fate and just helped where I could. The heat in my body hadn't dissipated and I could still have fun here from seeing Kazuma's cock enter and exit my cleavage. I was also enjoying Kazuma's vague grunts and moans while he enjoyed me. Though when Wiz's name escaped his lips it did depress me again.

My ruminations were cut off by my face being doused in his cum.

I tried to catch as much of it in my mouth as I could, a large portion still streaking over my cheeks and nose but with the huge load he let out there was still plenty I managed to catch. I hadn't had a chance to properly taste his stuff before since he had shot it down my throat. It was salty, somewhat sour, and delicious. The smell his cock had emanated before paled in comparison to the full on salty surprise that was now on my tongue and pumped all over my face.

It was all too much for my mind. A small climax hitting me from the sheer perverseness of me drowning in Kazuma's seed on my face.

As I was finishing scooping off the massive amounts of semen from my face to eat, Kazuma wiped his cock off on my breasts, finishing the transaction of 'using them to masturbate'. He then wiped his brow and lent against the wall. "Phew. Megumin's gone for half a day and I've already jerked off twice. Better let the little guy rest."

A pang of annoyance from her name stabbed my heart. He barely even cared that it was me he was using to jerk off! I know that's how this curse worked, but the rudeness didn't hurt any less.

“I want you to get hard again.” His deflating dick stopped in its tracks to spring back up to full mast, earning another groan from Kazuma. “Time to take this to the next level. Your next masturbation tool shall be… m-m-my pussy.”

“Can do.”

I stripped down to my nothingness, giving Kazuma a sexy wiggle as I brought my panties down that he did not care for. He was just waiting patiently as his dick twitched around in front of him. Thankfully, even with the normalities he wasn’t being impatient, maybe because this was his third time jerking off tonight?

I lay back down onto his bed. Accepting my position to be used and spreading my legs invitingly as he mounted himself up onto me again. My heartrate picked up immensely, the gravity of the situation setting in. Sex with Kazuma. Sex. With Kazuma!

But as reality quickly became apparent, so did the guilt. Sure I’d done a lot with Kazuma because of the earrings, but while a blowjob and titfuck were fun… losing our virginities like this… it felt different. He was probably saving that intimate part of his life for, well, her. I’d avoided thinking about Megumin too hard for a while now, but... she was still my friend. It wasn't her fault Kazuma chose her, she just fell in love with him too. Could I really do this to her?

My hand blocked his tip from entering me. “Kazuma… ”

His dick twitched in annoyance. “Kazuma here.”

“Would you be doing this… if it wasn’t normal?”

“I really don’t understand.”

A sigh escaped my lips. My hand reaching down and stroking his penis. Just holding it made my pussy quiver in desire.

“I really want your dick inside me. To graduate me into adulthood… but I don’t think I can go through with it. Even with everything that’s happened, betraying Megumin like this is too much.”

“Me and Megumin broke up.”

…….

“W-What?”

He sat back on his heels. Eyes looking a little sadder.

“Yeah, happened a couple months back. That’s partly the reason she’s off with her parents right now. We’re giving each other some space.” Kazuma said while scratching his arm. “It was mutual really. We just started growing apart these last few months. Arguing and getting on each other's nerves. Things weren’t clicking anymore, and not in the ‘we’re out of the honeymoon phase’ kind of way, sort of ‘is this even fun anymore’ kind of stuff.”

“W-why didn’t you say anything? You guys still seem so close.”

He shrugged. “I think both of us kind of hoped it was going to work. We said we’ll go back to being friends and see how our feelings develop, but it didn’t work. And now that she’s gone off I think it’s officially time to call it quits.”

They broke up?! All these months of avoiding them and they weren't even together?!

"But... you could have come to me? I thought you knew I had feelings for you..."

"It felt like you were avoiding me. I wasn't sure if you were still interested in me or if you were mad at me for picking Megumin over you."

My face was picking up redness. I really had to gather my courage now. "Are you interested in me then?"

He scratched his face awkwardly. "I'm not... not interested in you? I wasn't really expecting this question mid wank."

“Kazuma, do you want to… not masturbate right now?”

He sighed. “I guess. This thing is going to make sleeping awkward though.”

“...would you want to have sex instead?”

“Absolutely.”

I couldn't stop my huge excited grin spreading over my face. I grabbed his shirt and threw him onto the bed, switching positions with him and lining myself up to treat him to a full ride from a noblewoman. This was it. I wasn’t about to trick Kazuma into having sex, or use these new powers to change how he felt about me. We were going to lose our virginities together because we both wanted to.

We both stared at it for a few seconds. My dripping pussy leaking onto his precum covered cock, both liquids mixing and making his phallus shine in the light.

“S-so, this is it? Are you sure, Darkness?” He suddenly faltered. “I- you… isn’t this…?”

I just smiled at his awkwardness. Now that Megumin was gone I wasn’t going to let anything stand in the way of us. “Kazuma. You know how I feel about you. It doesn’t matter if you don’t feel the same way about me… y-yet. But I just-!” My body squirmed in frustration. It was struggling to move the blood to my brain so I could speak. “Just… let me do this for you. Even if it’s just for tonight. Even if you never want to speak to me again afterwards. I want this. You and me. Please.” I begged, reaching down and using my hand to spread my moist pussy lips. “Please.” I breathlessly begged again.

Kazuma gulped and nodded. I moved to line his tip at my entrance again, my excitement reaching dangerous levels as I felt his tip rub up against me.

With one last deep breath. I plunged his cock inside me.

I gasped out “Kazuma!” with his huge dick plunging deeper and deeper inside of me. I could barely think, just plunging myself further down and letting his massive dick fill me in places that had never been filled before.

I couldn't believe how good this felt, a lewd expression spreading through my face... but when I looked down to see how my partner was a pang of worry spread through me.

“H-how is it?”

He shrugged and my heart sank.

“Eh, pretty normal.”

...

...oh.

Oh god no.

Chapter 6: Interruptions and Instincts

Summary:

Things heat up for the pair

Chapter Text

As I was contemplating how depressed I was that this curse happened now, something suddenly changed in Kazuma. His eyes went pure white and a huge stupid grin spread across his face.

“JUST KIDDING!” He yelled in a voice that wasn’t his, but was very familiar. “Things have been progressing well! Just a quick update on some of the curses. Moi has taken precautions to ensure that the pervert boy here, and everyone else you choose to bed with, will still enjoy thrusting his wangalang with you.”

“You bastard.”

He tutted at me but kept the annoying grin. “Now now, Moi got you here, didn't he? Moi was even going to weaken the strength of the earrings a bit and you treat Moi so rude? Oh well, you were interrupted at what Moi hears is the ‘good part’. Moi will leave now, no more waiting. Here’s what boy-who’s-experiencing-the-best-moment-of-his-short-life thinks:”

His eyes faded back to Kazuma’s green. A blush was spread across his face and his breathing instantly became much deeper as his body seemed to be shuddering.

“It’s… so good. Tight, squishy, oh god Darkness…”

While I was happy with what Kazuma said, the mood was completely ruined to me. I think he noticed it as well.

“S-sorry. Am I doing it wrong?” He asked, looking very downtrodden that I suddenly wasn’t sharing in his pleasure. “This is my first time, maybe my instincts aren’t great...”

And just like that the mood was back, I was looking at Kazuma again. The brave man who saved us so many times, the gentle but fierce man I fell in love with. I leaned down to kiss his cheek and whisper sensually to him.

“Kazuma, I love it. You have nothing to worry about, your normal instincts are going to be great when it comes to sex.”

Without him ever leaving my pussy I knelt back up to where just his tip was inside of me... wait. Did I say normal? Does that count? Am I going to regret saying that?

He nodded in affirmation, placing his hands on my hips. “Nice to know. If I believe in my instincts I’ll be okay... so if my instincts tell me to thrust in HERE!”

“AHN!” I cried. Kazuma’s dick slammed my precious spot in one hit. “YES! RIGHT THERE!”

He slowly brought his cock out of my gushing pussy, then right back up. Again hitting me with his cockhead deep on my sensitive place.

I definitely wasn’t going to regret saying that normality.

Kazuma's rhythmic piston began to move in full now. Striking me with long deep motions that scraped my insides before slamming back up to a newly found pressure point. Even though I wanted to thank him and do all the work this time, his upward thrusts were so powerful that I was having trouble keeping any of my own momentum going. Every attack was a critical hit and my quaking legs were starting to have trouble keeping me up.

I gripped his top tightly with one hand and held the other behind my head. The position letting my tits flop about with his movements, which I hoped he'd appreciate. The sound of them slapping against me added to the slaps that was coming whenever I raised my fat ass to slam back down on Kazuma's cock.

My body was surging. This dick was hitting the perfect spot in my pussy to make it sing with pinpoint accuracy every time, yet somehow still feeling like he dug a little deeper with each hit as well. My skin rippled with pleasure, I couldn't even think how it could get better than this. And then, just when I felt the ripple go over my breasts, Kazuma reached up and pinched my nipples.

The shock of the pinch combined with the heat travelling through my body into a new wave of sensations. My voice had become one long moan. Then when this new feeling combination reached my head he pulled my ears hard, adding pain to the cocktail. All while his cock plundered my depths and was sending separate waves of feelings up and down through my body.

"Oh god...your pussy keeps clamping down on my dick. You feel so so so good Darkness!"

"AHN! AHN! K-Kazuma~! I love it! AHN! You're so go~od at this! P-please don't ever stooo~p!!" I howled. It was almost too much. With that one normality I'd created a sexual god. Every time he did anything to me, my body was responding to it. Every breast rub, shoulder touch, ass grope, dick thrust, determined gaze, all of it. My blood was boiling, my spine was tingling, my brain felt like it was being zapped by lightning.

Which is why it shouldn't be surprising when I orgasmed on the spot when he sat up to kiss me while squeezing my clitoris at the same time.

His one hand gripped the back of my head tightly with the other on my clit, my hands snaking around his back to squeeze his head as close to mine as possible. His mouth rode out all my screams with his lips locked onto mine, when the heat finally died down a little he delicately disconnected from me.

"I-I... you didn't have to kiss me but thank you..." I mumbled with a meek smile.

He grinned. "You already stole my first kiss from me, remember? I was just taking back what was mine."

"Y-you're right, I'm sor-AIP!" I yelped as he cut me off my guilt with a slap to my ass.

"Naughty girl." He said with a teasing smile.

At some point we dropped the pretence and I fell onto my back for Kazuma to begin slamming into me properly. A proper ride from a noblewoman would have to wait until when Kazuma wasn't being such a fucking stud.

Kazuma's deep thrusts just wouldn't let up. He placed his lips around my nipple and sucked hard, my body tensing intensely around Kazuma. Squeezing him as close to my body as I could. Somewhere deep inside me I felt bad when I heard him wheeze out from my squeezing, but I just couldn't help myself.

I was a mess of sweat and moans. I couldn't think of any time in my life I've been happier than I with Kazuma's thick dick crammed up inside me as far as he could go.

“M-MORE KAZUMA!! AHHHFFF-F-FUCK ME!! MAKE ME FEEL MORE AND MORE G-G-GOOOD!!” I babbled, brain quickly failing words well.

His cock swelled even bigger. Stretching my passage and making my squeals even louder.

"DARKNESS! DARKNESS! I-I'M GOING TO-!!"

"INSIDE ME!! PLEASE INSIDE!! MAKE ME YOURS FOREVER!! CUM INSIDE ME!!"

With a roar of ecstasy accompanying my scream of pleasure Kazuma exploded inside of me.

It felt hot. It spread so far into me, into parts I didn't know could feel this hot, circling and sloshing around inside me as Kazuma shot more and more of his perfect juice inside me. He had wrenched me open and poured himself into me. Rope after rope shot into me, Kazuma trying to crawl his dick even further inside of me. The geyser of jizz he was unloading covering every part of my insides until it was dripping out back onto his dick.

Kazuma owned me now. I could feel it. This flutter of attraction in my heart that had blossomed into a crush was now in full bloom. I wanted to devote my life to him, and making him happy. I didn't care that his thick and sticky load was probably impregnating me. If anything it was a blessing. My Father is still sending me baby clothes and asking to see his grandchild. (I swear I just forgot to tell him the truth...)

The thought of walking around town while heavy with Kazuma's child caused a buzz of excitement to pass through me. Then, for some reason, I got another buzz when my imagination added Luna standing next to me, also laden with Kazuma's child. Everyone knowing how amazing he was as he walked us around on leashes... It was a very perverse fantasy but for now I shook it off, returning to the present and the bliss I was feeling right now.

Kazuma was currently looming over me enjoying his post orgasm, breathing deeply with a large open mouthed grin on his face, a distant look in his eyes that were tearing up in pleasure. I gripped the sides of his head and brought him down for a deep sensual kiss, which he thankfully reciprocated in full.

We disconnected briefly for air. "Kazuma... thank you. That was the most amazing I've ever felt."

He nodded weakly with a tired smile. "Yeah, me too. You were phenomenal as well. I'm... glad I was able to do this with you Darkness." Kazuma said, and then leaned back down to resume our make out.

We lay there, with him still inside me. Our tongues lazily fighting each other as I dare not pull away for even a second. My body was feeling such ecstasy that it almost didn't believe it was real, not wanting to let Kazuma go else the fantasy shatter. Not that he minded, almost completely melting on top of me.

Just being able to feel him... his heartbeat, his small muscle shifts, and the way he had a little smile on his face as he kissed me.

It was perfect.

This was perfect.

I was feeling so very happ-

“I’M BOOORRREEEDDD!!!” A loud shrill voice came from inside the house. “SOMEBODY COME PLAY WITH ME!!”

The mood shattered, the shriek of a goddess tearing down the magic of the moment I was enjoying so much. I'd honestly forgotten that Aqua was also in the house. During our entire lovemaking. Thinking back, I was suddenly thanking the normalcy side of the earrings since the noises I've been making... were... loud... very loud...

"OOOIIIIIIIIII!!!! COME ONNNNNN!!!!!!!"

Kazuma just rolled his eyes. “Ugh. You know that idiot won’t give us any peace until we entertain her.”

He shifted himself off of me and stretched himself out. I wanted to have more time with Kazuma, my body still felt bursting with energy after reaching nirvana. But now we had to go be with Aqua...

It was then my mind wandered to all the fun we could have with her. Maybe we could do this again where we have sex in front of her? I was never against a bit of voyeurism in my fantasies and showing off Kazuma's immense sexual prowess to Aqua will definitely be fun to watch.

My lover was going to grab his pants, which was once again stopped by me grabbing his waistband.

“Kazuma?”

"Kazuma here."

“What do you think of a round two that's a little more... interesting?” I asked with a mischievous grin.

He dropped his pants but also shook his head in mild disappointment. “Man Darkness. I can’t believe you want to get the adult toys out already. What, you want me to whip you or something?”

“Yes." I responded immediately but then shook my head. "I mean no! But- later! J-just come with me alright!”

Chapter 7: The Lazy Goddess on the Couch

Summary:

Aqua joins in, mostly.

Chapter Text

I lead Kazuma through the mansion to the lounge. We came through the doors to find Aqua lying with her belly against the couch, kicking her legs up behind her and playing with Chomusuke. Though it was only early evening she had already let her hair down and changed into her pajamas. Clearly not even entertaining the notion of doing anything but relaxing near the warming fireplace for the rest of the day.

It didn’t matter to me though. I was planning to see how Aqua would react to us having sex in front of her. Maybe it’d be totally normal to her, or maybe she’d try and shame Kazuma, or shame both of us! Just for us to keep going as her anger increases...

“Hey guys~” Aqua hummed, not looking over at us. “I’m feeling bored. The lazy cat never wants to learn any tricks to entertain me-OW!” She yelped, Chomusuke taking offense and scratching at her hand before abandoning the couch. Leaving a tearful Aqua to nurse her hand in her mouth. “Meanie!”

Turning to see us over her shoulder she said. “So what are you two do-” The bottomless Kazuma came into her vision and her eyes suddenly went wide before she quickly looked away. “Tch. Pull up your pants, Pervzuma.”

“Oh, uh, I don't have them with me. Darkness and I-”

“What? You’re blaming Darkness for you forgetting to wear pants? You really are pathetic sometimes, Kazuma.” She scolded.

He frowned at that statement, "You-"

Before Kazuma could argue back I butted in. “It’s true Aqua. I’m the reason for his wardrobe malfunction right now.”

She looked back over her shoulder with less anger in her eyes. The goddess seemed to have absolutely no complaints about me being completely nude.

“If it’s your fault then I guess I won't complain. Just keep his gross pathetic thing away from me.”

He growled a little. “It’s not gro-”

“It’s gross Kazuma.” She bluntly replied. “Just because Darkness undressed you doesn't mean I have to like looking at it.”

At this point I walked around to the other side of the couch, revealing a blush on her face. Oh, so that’s how it was. Methinks the lady Aqua doth protest too much.

“My dick’s perfectly fine and appealing!”

“Ehhh?” She pretended not to hear. “Are you trying to tell me that tiny little virgin stick you wave around is supposed to be considered appealing? That’s hilarious. Kazuma is such an idiot, eh Darkness? Let’s hope he never touches us with that smelly NEET stick he's got down there.”

Maybe it’s because he just ravaged me so strongly but Aqua’s attitude towards Kazuma was starting to annoy me. What was she even talking about, his dick's huge! And I’d already made it so he was a dynamo in bed! She clearly was just using it as an excuse to badmouth him, or to cover for her own feelings of attraction. Either way it would not stand! It was time to teach this goddess a thing or two about why you don’t mess with my man.

“Actually Aqua, that won’t not be possible because, you see, I want Kazuma's cock hard." A groan escaped his lips as he became erect, "And with a dick that hard, he really needs somewhere to masturbate...” I reached over and spread her ass cheeks that she had presented to us so nicely. “And I've decided that his holy rod needs to use your goddess pussy to masturbate with!”

For a brief moment I felt triumphant, but then I realised how much I potentially messed up, letting go and stepping back to see her reaction. Would Aqua accept this? It was one thing to have people have sex with me, but what about each other?

My concern that I’d crossed a line spiked when Aqua looked up at me. She studied me for a few seconds before giving a simple response.

“Alright.”

I let go of a breath I didn’t realise I was holding. Now a naughty smile spread across my lips. I looked back at the erect Kazuma, his face seemed conflicted between his lust and duty versus his general distaste of Aqua.

“...can do Darkness.” he said after a moment.

Lust and duty had won, soon Kazuma was climbing up onto the couch behind Aqua and slowly spreading her legs.

“Oi. Get your pajamas off. Or at least raise your fat butt so I can.”

“Ehh? Why should I? I just wanna lay down, I worked really hard today.”

“Fuck no you didn’t.” He snarled, “We saw Megumin off at lunch then just went to the guild and chilled out all day. But fine, you don’t wanna get up? STEAL!”

His hand glowed white and Aqua’s pajama bottoms suddenly vanished from her and appeared in Kazuma’s hand. He quickly tossed them behind the couch and gazed at his goal, now with nothing standing in his way. His twitching cock nestled in her luxurious ass cheeks.

Aqua looked over her shoulder at his dick nervously, “S-so, what do you think of your very first sighting of a goddess’ most private area Kazuma?”

“PFFTHAHAHA!” He burst out, “You really think this is the first time I’ve seen this thing? Aqua you go around in a mini-skirt with no panties. I’d honestly be surprised if there wasn’t a single person in Axel who hasn’t sneaked a peak at your cunt by now.”

I nodded, “It’s true Aqua. I often see gentlemen staring under the table. It makes me very jealous.”

Her face was shocked at our revelations, despair and embarrassment dawning in her mind. “B-but I have panties! I just don’t want anyone to see them so I make them invisible!”

Kazuma and I just stared at her.

“W-what are you guys looking at?”

Kazuma thumbed her pussy lips causing a yelp from the Goddess.

“Wow, what a surprise. There’s nothing here.” He said sarcastically.

“Nng! Stupid pervert better watch his hands!” barked Aqua in frustration.

“There’s no invisible panties.” Kazuma reiterated.

“It’s bedtime! I like the freedom! Leave me alone!”

He just rolled his eyes. “Whatever, I just wanted to know so they wouldn't get in the way when I do THIS!”

Kazuma lined up his cock to her heavenly entrance and impaled himself into her in one shot.

“Gck!”

The hands she’d used to prop her head up quickly shot to the armrest in front of her, gripping tightly. Kazuma had his hands on her hips and was getting used to the sensation of his second ever pussy in one evening.

Both just sat there panting for a minute, Aqua much more than Kazuma, and getting used to the other before anything else began.

“How is it inside her?” I asked.

“T-tight. Different from you. Very slippery inside.”

“W-well I AM the Goddess of water!” Boasted Aqua. Not exactly looking like a goddess while bottomless and gripping on to the couch for dear life.

With a smile I leaned over her to kiss Kazuma, whispering softly “Just enjoy it. I’ll make sure you get everything you deserve Kazuma, even goddesses.”

He nodded then refocused himself on his work. Firstly grabbing two large handfuls of ass as he slowly brought himself out of Aqua. She mumbled out some complaint about the groping but it was cut short when Kazuma brought his dick back down into her hole. Then slowly out and in again, soon building speed to begin a consistent rhythm with his thrusts.

With a red face full of confused arousal, Aqua bit down on the couch cushion. It was probably to silence her voice, but it wasn't enough. After one heavy slam, Aqua moaned out an “Aha~!” Putting one hand over her mouth at the unexpected noise.

“Hmm? What was that?” Kazuma chuckled in a mocking tone.

“It was probably nothing.” She replied through her clenched hand, “Don’t worry aboAH~!”

“Nope. There it is again. I wonder what it could be?” He asked and started to pick up speed, earning a few more muffled moans.

She just groaned at him, “Ugh. Just stop talking and finish already. I don’t want you in my vagina for any longer than you need to be.”

Kazuma looked down to see the growing dampness on the couch. “Surrre.” He said sarcastically and returned his ‘masturbation’.

They kept going for a while uninterrupted, allowing me to get a good look at what he was doing. This was the first time I was able to get really close to see sex up close. The wet sounds of dick into pussy filling the room and helping to cover Aqua’s muffled grunts and gasps. There was a smell of arousal staining the air, both the sour precum from Kazuma and the sweet nectar of Aqua. Aqua had frustrated rolled back eyes while she bit her lip in anger, partly at Kazuma and partly at her own traitorous body for feeling so good. While Kazuma had an unfocused and pleased expression, his mind probably elsewhere on other women as he had done with me.

It was all getting me very excited. Openly rubbing my throbbing clit without worry, these two weren’t focused on me at all. His huge cock shoved so far into her… honestly, where does she put it all?

I broke the silence first. “So Aqua, what do you think of the dick pummelling you right now?”

“I-it’s not bad… but it’s wasted on a virgin NEET.”

The irony of her calling Kazuma a virgin while he was currently having sex with her wasn’t lost on me.

“B-bet he doesn’t even know how to u~use it.” She snarked weakly, trying to seem tough. Her blushing face and the moans escaping her throat spoke a different story.

I stood up in front of her and rubbed myself, letting a little bit of Kazuma’s seed escape my labia. “I don’t know, my pussy enjoyed it quite a lot.”

“Y-yours?!” Aqua gasped, staring wide eyed as the drip travelled down my thigh.

Kazuma snickered through the grunts. “That’s right you worthless goddess. Can’t call me a virgin anymore.”

“We just went all the way in his room.” I smiled, leaning over to kiss him as he wrecked our friend. "Kazuma was so amazing, he totally claimed me inside and out..."

She stared back and forth rapidly between the two of us with wide eyes. Babbling something about needing to tell everyone. I could see she wanted to gossip about such an event to the town like she would do normally but was stuck between a couch and a very hard place.

It wasn't long before her face turned back to a sneer. “Pfft. Just lost your virginity and you’re already masturbating again? You really are a one tracked mind perv Kazuma.”

That earned a smack in the rear from Kazuma.

“I don’t wanna hear that from you! Not when your cunt is clenching me so tightly!”

“OW! Don’t hit me! Mph!”

If anyone in the world could recognise a muffled orgasm it was me. Kazuma’s new sex instincts were amazing and seeing them from this position really put it into perspective. Aqua’s panting face looked like she didn’t want to enjoy this as much as she was, her pride as a goddess stopped her from giving in to Kazuma’s thick cock. Every thrust and fondle sent her into spasms, and just like with me he knew exactly where to touch to drive her crazy. Her snarky face was growing less sharp as a thin line of drool leaked from her mouth and her eyes grew less focused.

“Wait Kazuma, let’s flip her over.”

After a little bit of rearranging I got up onto the couch as well, leaning against the opposite armrest to Kazuma. I put my leg up against the back so as to have Aqua use me as a pillow. We got Aqua to sit up and lean against me with Aqua's head nuzzled into my breasts. Her pajama shirt askew with one breast coming free. Kazuma looming over us with bobbing manhood aimed and ready to have his way with her. He grabbed her leg and raised it up so it was nearly flat against him, wrapping his arms around it.

Once more he slowly entered her and Aqua once more gripped the couch in pleasure.

“Guh! D-Deep! It feels different this way!”

From here I was also able to play with her body a bit. Feeling her writhe and squirm under Kazuma’s thrusts was really fun, her body becoming his literal plaything and cumdump. Making her break down in pleasure was just a perk to his masturbation. With the rules of the normality I made up, Kazuma wasn’t really allowed to use any part of her other than her pussy, which meant I was free to tease her and play with her as much as I wanted. My actions were providing plenty of lube for the two of them thanks to the Goddess of Water's newest party trick; Nature's Gushing Pussy.

I stroked Aqua's stomach to feel where Kazuma was thrusting. Her head shook back and forth between my two pillows. With a face that looked like she was still trying to deny the feelings assaulting her body. “Ah-! Ah-! Ah-! Hottttt! Ah-! This feels so... g-g-god! When will… this end?” She whined.

“You say that… but you're... clamping down on me... so tight-! I don’t think... I’d be able to get out... of your damn worthless body… if I tried!” Kazuma taunted through his thrusts, hugging her leg tighter.

Her flushed face seemed to grow even redder. “Sc-crew you, Pervzuma. You should be-! Over the moon... to be using a cute goddess to mah! -sturbate! Rather than just... shuffling around in the stables like you used to! You’re probably... biting your cheek to keep from cuh-cumming... so quickly… Damn quick shot dick. AHN!”

As if in response, Kazuma began to pick up angry speed and I could see his body try and clench up to release. Their argument now definitely over, I scooped up Aqua’s breasts from over her shirt into my hands and began rolling her nipples to the same rhythm. Aqua screeched out from the combined attack. She tensed up, feet curled, “Wait! S-something’s happening!” Aqua yelped. “I-I’m-!”

“I’m cumming!” Kazuma blurted out, beating Aqua to the punch by seconds. He pumped her full of his frothing cream until she was overflowing with seed and sent her over the edge as well.

“Nnnnngh! So hot~!” Aqua yelled in ecstasy as her body rode the waves of the hot dicking she just received. Shuddering on Kazuma’s deflating dick after her own orgasm subsided.

Both looked like they’d just had an out of body experience. Panting away with unfocused but happy expressions. It was a beautiful sight, the two able to find such cataclysmic pleasure in each other. And it was all thanks to me.

Chapter 8: Aqua's Favourite

Summary:

Who wants a treat?

Chapter Text

Kazuma peeled himself off of Aqua and shifted himself to sit down next to her. A jet of cum spurted out of her pussy and stained the couch, adding to the growing number of them we were leaving on the upholstery. I put Aqua down and moved around to lightly pepper Kazuma's gasping face with kisses.

Eventually he motioned for me to stop by returning a kiss as he got up. “Gonna get a drink. You want one?” I hummed in approval and he got up go to to the kitchen. Sliding into his spot I sighed with content. Aqua had now sat up and was examining the shamles made of her privates.

“Damn ex-virgin leaving my perfect pussy all messy with his stuff.” Aqua grumbled. She pushed two fingers into her crotch and swirled it around a bit. A small flash of light burst out from her crotch and soon the white sticky liquid that had filled her up flowed gently out of her as water. “That’s better.”

It was then I had a devious idea. “Hey Aqua, isn’t Kazuma’s cum normally your favourite treat to have?”

Aqua went pale.

“AH! YOU’RE RIGHT!” She screamed in a panic. She jammed her fingers into her pussy again, desperately trying to reach deep to try and find any jizz she failed to purify. “W-w-why did I do that? I wanna have some yummy cum right now!” The goddess wailed.

Failing in her search she turned to Kazuma who had just come in with two glasses of wine, marching right up to him. He rose his hands high, thinking that she was after the alcohol and yelped when she grabbed his balls. “You better have some jizz prepared right now Kazuma! Something... happened to the last lot and I need my treat!”

He rose a knee into her hand to bat her away. “Hey! I heard what you did and it’s not my fault you purified my cum!” barked Kazuma, he walked over to me and gave me my glass. “So back off! I don’t need to jerk off again anyway.”

After a quick slurp of wine I quickly countered with “Yes you do.” and Kazuma’s erection instantly grew back.

This time he let out a longer groan into his wine, balls now heavy with cream and dick shining beautifully from Aqua's juices. The bluenette was drooling at the sight of his manhood, you could see she wanted the tasty treat so badly. “Alright maybe I do but that doesn’t mean I’m going to give you my cum!”

She gave him a very hurt look. Her eyes couldn’t stop themselves from tearing up at that news, “What?! Why not?!”

“Well for one, Darkness decides what I jerk off with.” He gestured to me. “So she’s the only reason you got any cum in the first place.”

I was idly watching the scene play out while pinching my nipple. Such a perverted conversation pairs well with the wine. Though my drink nearly spilled everywhere as Aqua launched herself at me, her entire body hopping up to complain right to my face.

“Waaaahhhh Darkness!” She wailed, tears dripping onto my chest. “PLEASE make Kazuma use my mouth to jerk off with! He’s such a meanie and I know he won’t feed me his cum otherwise!”

“Who’d wanna feed you anything!” He growled at her, saving my shaking wine glass out of my trapped hand. “If you want it so bad just get on your knees and blow me!”

She sniffled and stared at him. Taking a moment to seriously consider it with a long look at his bobbing manhood. With a blush she turned away from it, “Well, maybe I don’t wanna suck that nasty perverted dick if I don’t need to!”

He just rolled his eyes. “Sure, you’re begging Darkness to make me use your mouth like a cumrag and I’m the pervert. Whatever. Darkness, what am I going to jerk off with now?”

Aqua turned back to me and gave me her best puppy dog eyes. The ones she only brings out when she’s massively in debt or desperate for the last piece of food. Unfortunately for her we all developed a tolerance for those eyes a while back.

“Sorry Aqua. Kazuma and I are going to have sex again.” I said and her face dropped even further into despair. Aqua was right on top of me, her knees on the couch and pantsless ass resting on my abs, leaving just enough room for Kazuma. He put our wine down and threw his top off before lining up with my legs.

As excited as I was, looking at the depressed goddess I thought I’d throw her a bone. “Don’t worry, it’s also normal that you like the taste of Kazuma’s jizz even more once when it’s been in a pussy.”

Her eyes lit up like I’d just offered to pay for an entire night of drinks. “Does that mean…?” Kazuma lined up his dick, his cockhead catching some lubrication that was seeping out from my eager slit.

“Yeah, you can lick it out of me afterwardssss!” And with that Kazuma was inside of me.

“Oh Darkness! Thank you thank you thank you!” Squealed Aqua in happiness over my moan of pleasure. She hugged me through my body jerking around. “You’ll get a big reward from the Axis church I promise! They can get you anything you want, for a reasonable price.” She beamed with pride.

“That’s a shitty gift.” grunted Kazuma as he pistoned away inside of me. “Half the stuff they make never arrives and the other is so shoddily made it may as well have never come at all.”

“Shut up. Don’t talk about my church like that, you stupid NEET.” She hissed, throwing him a stink-eye over her shoulder. “Hurry up and unload your cum already. Darkness at least knows how to bless a goddess with divine sauce.”

“My jizz is divine to you is it?” He smirked. She quickly snapped her mouth shut and reddened a little, “Besides, if you like it that much why’d you purify it.”

“I SAID SHUT UP!” She snapped. “You should have reminded me before I did that, you know!”

“I wasn’t in the room!”

“So you admit it!”

As fun as their antics were (which, admittedly, was a lot since Kazuma's angry, frustrated thrusts felt so strong) I didn’t want to be completely ignored here.

“Aqua. If you want it quicker you could help out more.”

“Help out? How?”

Kazuma spoke up, “First you can move your fat ass out of the way so I have something better to look at.”

“Hmph!” She pouted angrily, “Trust a lolicon to complain about my heavenly rear.” She then hopped up from her knelt position to have her feet on the couch, raising her ass to start waving it sexily back and forth right in the face of her tormentor. “I’m sure you really hate this view, don’t you Kazuma?”

He looked away quickly, though couldn’t stop his traitorous eyes from sneaking peaks at the glistening lips so close to his face. “Y-yeah… awful.” He mumbled, Aqua sneering in triumph at his obvious lie, though she did still climb off me to sit next to us.

She then raised her pajama top over her head to join us in nudity. She gestured to her breasts with a grin. “And these? Truly having four large breasts in front of you is the worst, isn’t it?”

He couldn’t even respond to that, mesmerised by the sight of two teammates in front of him. I could feel his cock get harder inside me, and he subconsciously brought his hands to my tits to pull and tease them. I didn’t mind, his thrusts were harder and deeper than before and my pussy was loving it.

Aqua ended her show by bouncing her breasts up and down with her hands. “There. I think the nerd is properly excited now. Won’t be long now before I get my reward!” She said while excitedly rubbing her hands.

She thought she was on easy street but I thought I could push this a little further. “You could always help… me, get there Aqua.” I suggested. “If I go then Kazuma’s sure to follow.”

Kazuma’s eyes bulged a little at that. “You two… together? Helping each other out?”

She smirked a little at his obvious interest before turning to me. “Hmm, that makes sense. But how to help you out…” She pondered, one hand on her chin and the other on my abdomen feeling Kazuma’s tool poke up through the skin like I had with her. After a minute of petting I was considering using a normality to help her thinking a bit before she suddenly lit up. “Oh! I know!”

She jumped up from the couch and held out her hand. Soon her usual arch priest staff materialised with a spin. My mind raced, was Aqua going to hit me with it? Punish my perverted ways and attack me while Kazuma plows my cunt?

“This is one that we used to use on our followers when husbands aren’t up to the task of satisfying their woman.” Aqua held her hands out and closed her arms, a glow surrounding her. Me and Kazuma just stared in wonder, though he still erratically thrust into me. Soon Aqua called out, “Sensitivity blessing!” and a small heart-like spell danced through the air, slowly drifting its way to me before landing just above my pussy.

The effect was instant and brutal.

It felt like the electric shocks shooting through my body that usually came with sex had been turned up to a thousand. Somehow Kazuma’s dick was hitting every part of me. Every. Part. From the tips of my fingers to behind my eyes through my clenched toes and back to the drenched cunt he was pounding. Every thrust was a new full orgasm through my entire system.

I seized up from the devastation of feelings, I could only breathe a few seconds later when I realised that Kazuma had cum inside me.

“Fuckkkk….” Kazuma groaned, he was sweaty, panting and twitchy. He was leaning very far back like he also couldn’t handle the pleasure he just experienced. The only thing keeping him up was his large penis in my clenching cunt. “You got me as well dumbass… but fuck that was intense. You clenched so tightly Darkness. It felt like my entire body was inside you. Fuuuccckkkk...”

“Pfft what a quick shot, you barely thrust into her at all!" She dropped her staff and creeped up to us. "I guess I’ve never done that on a penis... Ah well, thanks Kazuma!” Aqua chirped before shoving him with all her strength. His penis shlurped out of me, getting me halfway to another orgasm with just that, and he landed flat onto the floor not really caring about what was happening. Aqua quickly knelt down and brought her head down with a predatory stare to her prey. “If you’re done then I guess Darkness doesn’t mind if I dig in?”

She licked her lips at the sight of my pussy, jizz dripping down my rear and pooling on the couch. Like an ice cream dripping down your hands she started from the mess first and licked a thick glob that was making its way down my ass.

“Ah! Aqua! W-wait!” I gasped, the blessing was still on me so even that made my eyes see stars and my pussy quiver in pleasure. She ignored me completely and licked the strand all the way up before all that was left was the main event.

Before she got there she licked her lips again, a greedy look in her eye. “Darkness, I didn’t know you tasted so good! Not as good as the stuff in there, but… wow… you definitely go well together.” She mumbled, sniffing her meal as drool nearly poured from her mouth.

“Aqua... please... wai-IIIIEEEHH!!” I didn’t get out my gasping plea before her mouth dove into my overflowing cunt.

The next few minutes were a messy blur. Aqua was absolutely ravenous, maybe because this was really her first time eating her ‘favourite treat’ but her tongue couldn’t get enough. My pussy was barely holding on, while the orgasms were coming as fast and hard just like it had been with Kazuma's dick. She’d descend, lick as deep as she could, then I’d squirt onto her face before she’d lap up any excess jizz or fluid that got on her or me, swallow then begin the process again. I gripped the couch tightly like I was holding on for my life. For those minutes the only thing that was heard in the large mansion was slurps and moans, though I think I heard a few thank yous when I exploded on her. She was loving it so much, a blend of male and female liquid dripping down her chin.

When she was finally out of cum to drink she backed off with almost a sad look on her face that it was over.

“Ohhh, woowww.” She moaned, still trying to taste any excess cum or juice that was on her face. “That might have been the best meal I’ve ever received.”

My face was a mess of tears and sweat. Hair matted and a mess. A large satisfied smile across my lips. “G-glad you enjoyed…”

Kazuma, for the sixth time tonight, stood uncomfortably erect. Though this time it wasn’t because of me. Well, not magically at least.

“Thank you for letting me watch.” He bowed.

Aqua finally saw him again and was about to snark him before she saw what he was packing. “You’re ready to go again Kazuma?!”

“I don’t think any man alive wouldn’t be after seeing that.”

From her knelt position in front of the cock Aqua patted my knee. “Hey Darkness, where are you going to make him put it this time? Your pussy? Mine? Oh! Make him jerk off into a sock! That’d be sooo funny.”

He gave a side glance away from that comment. I smiled at her enthusiasm but I had bigger plans. Mostly involving corrupting this goddess even further.

Chapter 9: No More Masturbation

Summary:

Playing with a Goddess is fun!

Chapter Text

“No. No more jerking off today. And my pussy is still feeling a little too sensitive.” Kazuma gave out a sigh, still not loving the idea of going to bed hard. “If you want it you’ll have to take care of it yourself.

“Like, him using my pussy again?”

“No. If you want more, beg him to put it in you. Beg Kazuma to have sex with you for real.”

Aqua looked distressed. Once more torn between her pride and desires. Her eyes were having real trouble tearing themselves away from the dick right in front of her.

“B-but aren’t you two…?”

“I’m willing to share tonight.”

“Y-you are?” Kazuma was looking as torn as she was. He opened his mouth a few times to maybe begin a protest but either the earrings were too strong or he was more willing to have sex with Aqua then he lets on.

They shared a few more glances between each other's eyes and their genitals. Kazuma’s tool twitching in place and Aqua’s pussy slowly dampening even more.

“It did feel pretty good when he used me… even Darkness did look like she was having fun… a-and Kazuma won’t ever stop being a quick shot without rigorous training! R-right Darkness?” She looked up at me from between my legs with more puppy dog eyes, but now it wasn’t just to convince me. They had a deranged tint, like she was trying her best to come up with any reason in this new crazy scenario to get that dick back in her.

“Oh I see, penis training through vigorous pussy melting sex huh? And you want to provide that training?” I teased while stroking her hair back on her head.

“O-of course! As an arch-priest and a part of the Axis Church it's part of my job to be as helpful as possible!”

“Pfft.” I could see Kazuma nearly outburst at that, but he bit his tongue this time as he was immensely enjoying watching Aqua squirm her way into having sex with him.

“But Aqua, I’m part of the Eris church. Will you still be able to provide us with such essential training?” I teased further, acting like I didn’t know what she was talking about and eliciting a snicker out of Kazuma.

Aqua leapt up from the floor at that comment. ”That flat-chested junior is clearly shirking her duty! She should be right here on her knees sucking that dick, but instead you’ve got a much cuter goddess right in front of you!” She fumed and stomped her foot in frustration. Aqua then held her hand out to Kazuma who took it a little confused as he was pulled over to the couch by his friend. I shimmied myself further to one side as Aqua gently pushed Kazuma to sit down next to me. She then stared a little bit more at his Excalibur before gathering her courage and climbed on top of the seat to straddle him. “I-it can’t be helped then! The goddess Aqua will do some real blessings and help you two lovebirds out by training Kazuma’s cock with her pristine pussy!”

She had her hands on the back of the couch ready to drop onto the cock, cowgirl style. His tip twitched eagerly at her entrance, teasing her and making her giddy in anticipation. She was about to have sex with Kazuma not because of any normality but because she was just that horny.

It was cut abruptly short by Kazuma. “Hold on.” He said, Aqua’s eyes looking desperately wild and tearful with withheld desire. “Darkness, I know what you said but have to make sure. You’re 100% okay with this?”

Moments like these show the depths of Kazuma’s big heart. Even with everything that had happened between the three of us tonight and with a woman on the tip of his throbbing cock he still cared about my feelings. He’d probably reject Aqua right now if I said no, and the pleading in her eyes said that she knew it too. It was a crazy and weird level of power I held over my two precious comrades who, if asked earlier tonight, would rather be dead than to ever even think about being sexual with the other.

“Kazuma.” I began, both held their breath for my response. I leant forwards and planted a long kiss onto his lips as he held Aqua’s thighs above his cock. We decoupled with a grin. “Show that slutty goddess who’s boss.”

Both beamed back at me. Kazuma nodded and grinned in determination while Aqua was nearly in tears from happiness. She sank down, first the tip entered her with a moan escaping her lips, a moan that grew and grew as more penis entered her.

“Yesss…” She hissed. “Your penis is gonna get so well trained Kazuma”

He didn’t really care about the dumb lie she’d concocted for herself. Content to just raise her up and slide her back onto his cock again and again. “Holy fuck. You’re so much wetter this time Aqua.”

Eyes closed in ecstasy, she only hummed a little in response. “Hmm, guess I’m excited by that cum you’re making for me… I mean, uh, guess I’m just good at my job as a water goddess!”

She shone beautifully in the pale evening light, covered in a growing sweat that she wore so well. A blush across her face as her body enjoyed the pleasures of Kazuma’s dick more and more. Aqua kept riding him, letting her large breasts flop up and down in front of our faces.

Aqua looked much more content than I think I'd ever seen her. Cooing in bliss at the deep meat inside her. Kazuma's instincts still knew exactly how to drive her wild, making her pussy throb in ecstasy from the slightest of touches. She was giggling at how good she felt, always wearing her emotions on her sleeve she just couldn't stop herself from feeling happiness at the cock that was inside her right now.

As for where I was, I just had my arm around him while curled up on the couch, my breasts nuzzling his arm while I was watching this all unfurl from the best seat in the house. I reached up and pinched her nipple, enjoying the shuddering response her body made when I did. It made me wonder of what more I could do to help this scene.

What Aqua did with her sensitivity spell felt amazing, but I felt like getting a little bit of revenge after it went so quickly.

“Oh great Aqua, I’m so happy you’re helping us with your training. But it’s hard to believe you’d agree so quickly to it considering your condition.” She gave me a confused look, though refusing to stop jumping on Kazuma. “Isn’t it normal for goddess pussies to get more sensitive the more Kazuma’s cock thrusts into them?”

She stopped riding him instantly, fully sitting on his lap, Kazuma being balls deep inside her. It looked like the wind had suddenly been knocked out of her with eyes wider than I’d ever seen them. I could see the sudden rush of juice pouring down Kazuma’s crotch.

She looked down in panic at the place they were connected, unable to believe she had let Kazuma thrust into her so much already. The cock throbbed inside her and it caused a massive earthquake of feelings to wash through her.

“W-w-wait a minute! Hold on! T-this is da-AH!-dangerous isn’t it?” gasped Aqua, shaking violently at the waves and waves of pleasure hitting her. “I-I’ll just get off for a few seconds…” she said, choosing to remove herself from the deeply trapped cock before she got more sensitive.

Aqua moved a little bit, and moaned. Now not able to even handle the slightest twitch without her pussy feeling incredible. His cockhead scraped slowly across her walls, each millimetre shooting another shock through her system. A series of intense noises and exclamations escaped her lips. Her breathing was getting shallow. I could see desire in her eyes, that desire to just keep going, to step off the cliff she now stood on, but fear she would fall far was there and it kept her from taking the plunge.

Battling with her shaky legs, Aqua had nearly excavated Kazuma out of her pussy, just his tip remaining inside. She might have been relieved with a break, but I wasn’t going to let her. I grabbed both her ankles from under her and she fell right back on top of him. She screamed, her cunt spasmed and juiced, orgasming instantly after landing so hard on his cock.

“W-wait, noo this is d-dangerous…” She mumbled, her eyes were rolled back, tongue lolling out of her face, and gasping for air. "Y-you're gonna make me... feel too good..." Her hands were lightly batting at Kazuma, who now had her legs under his arms and his hands around her back, trapping her in a sort of full nelson. It wasn’t clear if she wanted him to let her go or keep her in that position but it didn’t matter. I motioned for Kazuma to start thrusting again, which was all the permission he needed, smugly lifting Aqua off his cock a little before slamming her back down on top of him.

“Now it’s time to see what a goddess pussy is really made of!” Kazuma roared, slamming the woman onto his cock hard, using all his strength to assault her guts as deep as he could. You could see she was loving it, all fictions about training and danger now dropped as she just rode out the feeling Kazuma gave her.

“Do it! Fuck her hard!” I screamed with glee accompanying the symphony of slapping sounds and groans.

Aqua’s howls just grew and grew. She was completely lost to the burning desire that assaulted every part of her, the goddesses sensitivity ever increasing with more with each chaotic Kazuma collision. Honestly if she didn’t have the stats of a goddess I think she would have become totally mind broken.

“YES! MORE! K-KAZUMA! MORE MORE MORE! OH GOODDDDDDD!!!!!!”

“AQUA! YOU'RE SQUEEZING ME SO TIGHT! IT'S LIKE A VICE GRIP DOWN THERE!!”

With his arms getting tired he flipped her onto the couch, drilling his penis downwards and shaking the furniture. Her legs and arms clawed desperately at his back to try and cram even more of him inside of her, which only seemed to encourage him to try. His hips becoming nearly a blur of motion as he crashed into Aqua again and again.

The goddess had almost completely melted now. A completely giddy and broken face shaking with every thrust as Kazuma pumped more and more pleasure into her. I think we’re at where I was now, at almost an orgasm per thrust of thick dick. There were long dripping groans to accompany the flood of liquid repeatedly escaping her.

It wasn’t long after that I could saw that from Kazuma's face he was getting close, his thrusts becoming quicker and shallower.

Time for the finale.

“Aqua. Listen to me.” I said, her bliss filled eyes looking up at me. “Isn’t it also normal for goddesses to declare when a cock has defeated them? And for churches of that goddess to worship the cock of those that defeated the goddess?”

She was exhausted and with a mostly breathless voice grunted, “K-Kazuma… dick…. wins...”

I smiled at how quick she admitted it, but for this victory we could do better.

“Come on Aqua, that’s not how goddesses normally declare when they’ve lost to cock. First you raise your hands like this,” I put up two sets of peace signs with my hands. With slow tired motions she managed to copy me, “Then you let your pleasure build and build, as far as it can go,” Her moan became almost guttural and slowly grew, her eyes rolled back in her head, “So at the moment of orgasm, the goddess shouts their declaration as loud as they can. And everyone in their church gets a vision of what happened and what cock they must worship now.”

Aqua just kept groaning louder and louder. Groans turned to wails. Wails into screams. Kazuma’s dam finally broke and he erupted piping hot white seed into her. The goddess’ pleasure rose and rose until it looked like she couldn’t take another second, finally screaming out:

“AH, AHH, AHHHHHHH!!!! I’M SORRY AXIS CHURCH! THE GREAT LADY AQUA HAS BEEN DEFEATED BY SATOU KAZUMA’S COCKKKKKK!!!!!”


I awoke suddenly in a cold sweat. The vision in my head was painfully real, though I wish it had not been.

It was something we were all prepared for, yet hoped would never come. The idea of one we loved so much to be defeated… it was enough to break our hearts.

In my head I saw it. The great goddess Aqua, declaring her loss to a penis.

Running outside I saw others in town had seen it too. Some clutching their head or comforting others. Disbelief in their hearts that our precious goddess could be defeated by such a creature.

“What does this mean?!”

“It must be a trick by the Eris church!”

“Please! Be safe Lady Aqua!”

“We all knew this day might come!” The arch-priest of the town yelled, standing on a slow moving cart through the town. “The mighty and beautiful Aqua has been defeated by a great penis! One that has claimed her and satisfied her to the point of declaration! We as followers are not to run scared of such a well endowed beast, but revere it! Worship this Satou Kazuma as the man to fell our goddess!”

Murmurs spread through the crowd, all of us following along behind the cart towards the church. The mood had switched to resentful agreement. Panic and fear settling down for now as we discussed our new religious symbol. Some of the women seemed very ready to begin worship of the cock, chuckling and whispering about its size and shape.

The arch-priest was right. This Satou Kazuma had managed to give our goddess a pleasure beyond the stars. In the vision I had felt the pleasure she felt for just a brief moment, such an impressive level of satisfaction and fullness. Truly, he may too be a god. And if not, then perhaps together with Lady Aqua... their union may make more heavenly goddesses for the world that it may prosper.

And from the way he jizzed a gallon of cum into her I wouldn’t doubt that's already the case.


Kazuma laid down the content goddess on the rug, but even without a dick in her she shook in orgasm. Her body was just a bundle of twitching nerves.

I realised I’d not put a cap on her sensitivity. Even the rug fibres on her back were probably too much for her body right now.

“It’s normal for the pussy of a goddess to return to regular sensitivity when Kazuma’s dick cums in them.”

She suddenly gasped for air. Taking a few huge gulps into her lungs before coming down slowly and melting into the floor. “Ohhhhhh yeahhhh...”

In her final moments of consciousness, she scooped some jizz from her pussy, yawned and then brought it to her lips. Suckling it down with a content smile and a moan as she drifted off to sleep by the fireplace.

I turned to Kazuma. He also looked completely drained, after being such a stud for the last few hours it was totally understandable. He was exhausted but when I caught his eye he gave me a soft smile. My heart fluttered in happiness at the simple gesture, making me launch myself at him with a kiss. The two of us collapsing into the couch.

We sunk into each other, a tangle of limbs and slowing passions that eventually left us drifting off to sleep in each others arms.

A perfect end to the perfect day.


In the calm silence of the night, one concerned figure looked on.

“Darkness… what have you done?”

Chapter 10: Breakfast Degeneracy

Chapter Text

I awoke to the sound of slurping, and an unfamiliar weight on top of me.

Fluttering my eyes open I found Kazuma sleeping soundly and using one of my breasts as a pillow. Large smile on his face as he dreamed sweetly.

A mild moment of panic hit me before I remembered everything that had happened. So it wasn’t a dream. Kazuma… Luna and Aqua… we’d all breached adulthood. Gone to some very sexy places that I had only dreamed of. I felt so happy as I just watched Kazuma sleep on my tit for a little longer.

The slurping sound distracted me though. I looked to my left to see Aqua suckling her fingers with a content look on her face. She then brought her fingers down to her pussy and plunged them inside.

She was mumbling to herself quietly, “That NEET’s cum is so good, even if it’s a little dry right now.” She sucked another glob off of her finger. “Such a tasty way to begin the day. Mmmmm.”

Aqua's body shuddered lightly as she got another taste of her favourite treat. Noticing my staring she lazily looked over to me without losing her large smile. “Morning Darkness” She hummed. “Thanks for everything last night.”

“Morning Aqua.” I whispered, trying to keep quiet for Kazuma’s sake. “Are you doing alright? Nothing, uh, hurts?”

Her content smile just widened at my question. “No complaints here. Just a nice feeling ache down there, you know?”

I did, I felt the exact same way. Though it was through the earrings and my prodding that started it, Kazuma really had gone above and beyond yesterday. My hand glided through his hair as I clutched him a little closer to me. Sure, without my earrings we might not have had as much fun or had gone for as long… but his passion? His love? His amazing size? That was all Kazuma.

Soon enough his eyes blinked open. I think a moment of shock crossed his face before he smirked triumphantly at what his pillow was. I couldn’t help but share his smile as he looked into my eyes and leaned in for a morning kiss.

After we disconnected he shot me a smirk. “Hey.”

I giggled. “Hey~.”

“Hey!”

In our moment, Aqua had approached the couch, now leaning rather close to our faces. Ass wagging behind her like someone had just mentioned walkies.

“What’s the plan for today guys? More fun sex training? I’m ready to go whenever.”

Kazuma rolled his eyes at her eagerness, though from my nude position I could feel his manhood stir at the questions.

He lightly moved her face away from ours. “How about breakfast first you slutty goddess. I’m starving.”

“Aye aye Captain! One breakfast, coming up!” Kazuma had made a motion to get off of me but paused when Aqua shot off towards the kitchen. Her great ass disappeared from view before either of us got a chance to stop her.

“Huh. Could get used to this Aqua.” I said then slinked my arms around Kazuma's neck, “Gives me a chance to properly wake up with my man.”

“Hell yeah it does.”

The two of us became giggling fools as he leant back into me.

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After that morning friskiness we decoupled when Aqua came back and all sat around the table. She had come back briefly to complain before I normalised some groceries in our pantry (since none of us had been responsible yesterday.)

I bit into the delicious fresh bread Aqua had prepared rather ravenously. "Guess I did not realise how hungry I was." I hummed, grabbing a slice of meat to add to my bread. "I’ve been sort of coasting on happiness and… fluids since I came home yesterday." Kazuma coughed slightly into his drink at that, earning a triumphant chuckle from me as I ate. He didn't really have a comeback as his eyes were finally glued to my breasts and their movements once more.

I was currently squeezed into Kazuma’s undersized tracksuit. My sizeable cleavage bursting out the top of the jacket as the zipper fought for dear life. My ass and abs were also poking through the midriff since I had the waistband so low. The other two were also now back in some semi-regular clothes, just shirts and pajamas mostly, but after Aqua had seen my outfit she had subtly tried to sneak her top down as far as she could to show as much of her sizeable breasts as she could. No one was really planning anything extravagant today, though anticipation for more fun seemed to underline our hungry gazes at each other. Kazuma happily staring openly between the four near revealed breasts and Aqua now shooting glances at the area where her favourite treat comes from.

With a casual stretch, I pinched my nipple and was met with an amazed mumble from Kazuma as he watched my body jiggle in its tight confines. Kazuma's gaze definitely made wearing this outfit fun, and maybe I was only wearing it to entice him a little bit... or maybe it was to mark his favourite outfit with my scent for him…

Hmm, perhaps these earrings were letting my bad habits out a bit too much?

“Hey guys!” I blurted out when an idea came into my head. “Isn’t it normal that I took that lactating potion for us to enjoy my fresh milk every morning?”

I groaned a little at the sudden new sensation that overcame my chest, feeling the sudden change in myself. My breasts felt so full and heavy, little beads of milk now staining Kazuma’s tracksuit.

“Well yeah.” said Kazuma matter-of-factly and was rolling up his sleeves. “You’re the one who hasn’t gotten your tits out yet for milking Darkness.” He brought a bucket out from beneath the table that definitely hadn't been there before.

My body surged in pleasure, I was about to be treated like nothing more than an animal, and Kazuma was going to be milking me! It was almost too exciting. I slowly unzipped the tracksuit before it couldn't hold me anymore and my breasts burst free. Even in this normalized world I could see Kazuma’s eyes widen just a bit, a deep part of him knew to be excited by what was about to happen, breathing hard through his enlarged nostrils while his hands were twitching wildly in excitement.

“That was the best fucking potion…” He mumbled.

As I stand taller than Kazuma I only had to lean down a little bit to begin the process, keeping hands behind my back to thrust my chest as far as it could go. My huge dribbling meat hills now swinging hypnotically beneath me as I leaned over the bucket. After a few moments of staring he cracked his knuckles and eagerly began to massage my leaking tits.

We both moaned at the touch of each other. I don’t know if he knew anything about milking women, but damn did his big manly hands feel good. He talked briefly about his process, to bring the milk to the surface with massages then squeeze the nipples to shoot a jet of milk out. I’d never seen milk come out of a person before so this would be new to me as well, though I did read that raunchy tale about the busty milk maid in that home library Dad doesn’t think I know about. Imaginations had nothing on the real thing and feeling it was on a whole other level, Kazuma was proving to be very very capable with his hands.

“Kazumaaa~, my chest is in heaven~." I cooed, "Is this your instincts kicking in or you do just love squeezing tits?”

“Pretty sure I know the answer to that one, Darkness.” murmured a smirking Aqua. Kazuma was too lost in his work to even shoot her a glare.

After a few minutes of massage he said, “Get ready, I feel something coming.” And right on time the first burst of milk shot out of me. It almost got away from Kazuma and covered his hand and the chair before he yanked me and aimed it properly into the bucket. The sound of milk in metal rang out, accompanying my high pitched gasps of confused pleasure. I've never felt anything like this, all this pressure that was shooting straight out of my nipple, it was like my tits were cumming by themselves. Soon enough my other breast was shooting its own payload, Kazuma managing to milk me with proper rhythm and methods. He was the farmer and I was his cow. My moans sounding just like the animal he was treating me like.

Aqua reached over and put her cup under a stream of milk. It sloshed around and filled up about half the cup before she quickly brought her hand back and downed it in one hit.

“Oohhh my god~!” She exclaimed, a single line of my milk escaping her lips. “That’s the best milk I’ve ever drank!”

The normality for me tasting amazing might have affected that. Surprising how much use I was getting out of that one.

Kazuma was gentle but firm, treating my beloved breasts well as we continued to fill the bucket. My legs were starting to buckle from the sensations, Kazuma's tracksuit properly drenched in the splashback and my lower parts leaking. Soon my breasts felt empty enough for him to remove his hands. I collapsed back in my chair and sighed in relief. Momentary relief however as Kazuma's mouth latched to my nipple. He sucked hard, earning another pulse of milk from me before he switched to the other breast and repeated. I was panting and covered in a small layer of sweat when he once more disconnected from me.

"Just collecting the excess directly from the source, wouldn't want these two to be uncomfortable now would we?" Kazuma smiled, squeezing my breasts one last time and sitting back in the chair next to me. He generously began to stroke my head and shift some matted hair away from my eyes. "Aqua's right by the way, you make the best tasting milk." Licking his hand clean one finger at a time to tantalise me.

I purred at him, hand crawling along leg towards his now erect member. "Speaking of straight from the sou-"

"Told you that milk was really good!" Aqua beamed in pride as if she'd discovered it. "But, I know what'll make this meal even better! Kazuma fill up my cup!"

He gave her an eyebrow. "If you want milk get it yourself, the bucket's right there."

"Tch, no silly! Not milk! I wa-"

I frowned at her. "You know it's too early for booze Aqua. We said you weren't allowed anymore early morning benders after you wrecked that guy's cabbage stand for not having any 'cabbage wine'."

"NO! NOT ALCOHOL!" Aqua fumed in anger and slammed her cup on the table. She then pointed directly at Kazuma's cock. "GIMME MY TREAT!"

"Oohhh." said Kazuma in realisation. "Uh, no?"

"WHAT?!"

"It's not a fucking tap. You want it you have to earn it."

She clicked her tongue at that, then turning her attention to me with a suggestive look. "Darkness~ Did you want to jump up and down again on our dear Kazuma? I'll be sure to drink from your tasty place and make you feel good afterwards."

I smiled, my throbbing pussy not fully against the idea after what he just did to me. Though the idea in my head seemed that slight bit tastier.

"I could do Aqua, but I'm thinking of something else right now. Don't you think from now on it's important to thank Kazuma properly for all that he's done for us? Let's start a new normal ' Worship Kazuma's Dick ' daily ritual, shall we?"

His eyes bulged at that, very excited at the prospect of the two of us taking care of his needs daily for the rest of time. With a naughty smile I slipped from my chair and leaned against Kazuma's right leg. His menacing dick was trying it's hardest to burst from his pants. It had been twitching through the clothes since he began molesting me. As I shimmied Kazuma out of his lower clothes Aqua slowly walked over to us.

"It's not really proper for a goddess to worship... but I shall make an exception if it means I get my treat!" She declared, dropping to her knees as soon as Kazuma's mighty sword swung into view.

Kazuma gave the goddess a cheeky but excited grin. "Always trying to get something out of everything you do. It's your daily ritual isn't it?"

It was Aqua's turn to not care about the stinging words. Instead just gazing intensely at the cock in front of her, drool leaking onto Kazuma's thigh. The heat of the room was starting to really pick up now as excited deep breaths were shared between the three of us.

"Aqua, why don't you take care of his balls for now and I'll suck on his tip."

She silently nodded and quickly crawled over to in-between Kazuma's legs. I moved up to begin lightly licking his head, worming my tongue under his hood to collect anything tasty I could find. My lips suctioned themselves around his shaft to apply a nice continuous pressure as my tongue worked its magic.

Below me, Aqua looked up in awe, eyes wide like she was discovering an unlimited drinks glass. Watching me lick and kiss the swollen tip with deep curiosity before starting at her own task.

"...so this is where the magic happens." She mumbled to herself. Leaning in then taking a big whiff of his sack as if trying to get the smell of his cum through his skin.

"Holy shiiitttt." Moaned Kazuma from the combined attack. Gazing into my happy eyes with a dopey grin on his face.

I popped off the tip, a line of spittle and pre still connecting to my lips. "This cock deserves all this worship Kazuma. Just sit back, relax, and if you feel the need to grab my head and fuck this shit out of my mouth pussy please don't hold back."

His mouth failed to respond with anything but groans as I descended once more. My soft lips and tongue assaulting him in perfect tandem. His hand did at least start stroking my hair, which my heart appreciated just as much as a deep throat fucking would.

"Alright listen up Kazuma's nuts!" Aqua suddenly proclaimed, "I'm only going to say this once today! Ball one!" She then took Kazuma's left testicle and sucked on it hard, letting her tongue massage its base. After a minute she took it out her mouth with an audible pop. "Ball two!" She repeated the process on his right testicle. "You two are going to be making tasty tasty cream for me!" She licked and suckled the skin some more, "There is no greater glory than treating a goddess. So please take my blessings and make a huge and tasty load for me to enjoy!" She kissed his sack deeply. Her nose inhaling a deep scent of Kazuma's nuts and her eyes rolling back as she did so. When Aqua disconnected I could see a small magical particle emanate from where she had kissed, Kazuma's balls clenching just a little at whatever she had done to them. Before I got to ask what she did Aqua leaned in for a whisper. "And remember, when I give the signal I want all the cum in there to come out of there without a single drop left behind. Maximum effort guys!"

I guess this verbal play fits Aqua's definition for 'worship' more than anything since she gets prayed to so much. Her plan had one problem though, me. "I know you want as much of Kazuma's jizz as you can Aqua, but you're gonna have to share. You're not the only one who finds him delicious." I purred, kissing his throbbing tip once more and earning an appreciative moan.

That earned a very hurt look from the goddess. "Darkness no!" She cried, "I thought you said I could always have all the cum that comes out of Kazuma's penis!"

"I definitely didn't say that." I replied, licking the dick a few times for good measure. "If you want it that bad you'll just have to put everything into the blowjob, hm?"

With an angry pout Aqua leaned into his balls again. In a slight whisper she said, "Alright cum, make sure to jump into my mouth and not Darkness'. You're treating me not her so you better do as I say!" With a determined smirk she began climbing up Kazuma's crotch. "Fine Darkness, I'll play your game. But you're going to have to deal with my perfect mouth covering the tip!" She then quickly dove her mouth over the dick.

"Hey!" I moaned in annoyance, Aqua now taking up the entirety of Kazuma's cockhead and her body was leaning against the rest of it so I could barely get in at all. "That's not fair Aqua!" She only gave me a triumphant look in her eyes and a large suckling sound as her tongue lapped up Kazuma's precum.

Kazuma himself was choosing to just let the pretty ladies fight over his cock, or was too preoccupied holding himself from unloading all together as he gripped the chair's arms intensely.

Aqua, still clenching the dick to her tightly, popped off for just a brief second. "Wow Kazuma. Your dick tastes a lot like your tasty cum! I always thought it'd be gross and stinky, and it is, but I think I like it..."

It was hard to stay properly mad at the girl, she was just so eager. Still just blossoming into her pervert side, reminding me of a young me and all the sexual thoughts that have affected me through my life. It was nice to be able to share that with her, even if I definitely did still want to suck Kazuma's dick like it was a straw for his cum. After a few minutes of letting Aqua have her fun I pulled her off of Kazuma, to her dismay.

"Aqua, let's switch to a double titfuck. That way it'll be more fair."

"D-double t-tuh-?!" gasped Kazuma in disbelief. Then mumbling, "I must've died again. No way my luck stat is this good..."

Aqua stared longingly between me and Kazuma's balls. Soon relenting with a sigh, "Alright Darkness, but just because you were so nice to me yesterday. Tomorrow's worship is going to be winner takes all, okay?"

I gave her a determined smile. "Deal."

We scooted ourselves into position, both of us giving the mindblown Kazuma our best seductive grins. His beast unable to stop itself from twitching in anticipation. I unzipped his jacket all the way until it was just hanging over my shoulders and Aqua removed her pajama top completely so it wouldn't get in the way. We both presented our huge tits to him in our hands.

"Is this what you want Kazuma? The breasts of a goddess and a noblewoman wrapped around your thick cock?" I asked, putting extra emphasis on the 'ck's as I spoke. He nodded as if in a trance.

"Yessssstits! Fuck the big tits! Oohhh gooddd."

"Oohh he's so aroused he can't even speak straight!" Aqua chirped, "That means he's gonna give us lots of cum right Darkness?"

In the final moments before we descended I could only say what I knew in my heart, "He will. Kazuma's very dependable."

Our pillowy mounds collided into each other, trapping the beast in our soft confines. Kazuma gave a bliss fuelled gasp, "UNGH! H-holy shit... s-soft~ so soft~" it made the two of us giggle slightly and then redouble our efforts. We mashed and twisted our breasts round and round, moulding into each other as Kazuma melted into us. Some of my milk leaked out and added to the cocktail of precum and spittle we were currently using as lube. We slowly became a united front and began rubbing ourselves up and down the python in a combined rhythm. I could relate to Kazuma's words since I could feel how soft Aqua was on the other side of the exchange, especially with the diamond hard pole in the middle for reference.

"Your thing is so hot Kazuma." moaned Aqua, "And Darkness feels so soft against me. My boobies have never felt this go~od."

"Mine too, your nipples feel so sexy brushing up against mine Aqua." I concurred. Aqua giving me a very proud beaming smile to be called sexy.

We could tell from his sounds that Kazuma was appreciating this too. And after a long period of rubbing our pillowy tits against him he finally called out.

"C-can't hold on much more!"

"YOU WERE HOLDING ON?!" shouted Aqua in angry excitement. "Hurry up and let go! I've earned a very big and tasty reward!"

"Do it Kazuma!" I added. "Cover us in your baby juice! Paint our faces white!"

I squeezed in as tight as I could with Aqua until our mouths shared the same tip. I could feel the jizz expand its way through Kazuma's cock and with a mighty roar he unleashed his oversized load onto us. The geyser of white foam erupting beautifully. It was just the same amazing taste as it was yesterday, gulping down a nice mouthful of the stuff. Rich, thick, steamy and creamy, and oh so Kazuma. Aqua tried to keep her mouth over the dick as long as she could but the strength was too much for her and she had to retreat as rope after rope escaped her mouth and landed on our faces and breasts.

"Dammit! Traitorous cum! I thought we talked about this!" Aqua barked as the jizz went flying everywhere, unable to get her mouth over the rampaging beast. The rain eventually slowed down however and she quickly scooped the deflating cock into her mouth and began sucking. Cleaning the remains off thoroughly and getting a nice large gulp of cum that made her shudder to her core. "Ohhh it's so much better fresh." She mewled, hungry eyes now landing on me and the white hot sauce I was now wearing.

Aqua tackled me to the floor, not even bothering to ask if sharing was okay as tongue and mouth descended upon me. I tried to fight back as much as I could, my tongue lapping at her face and collecting it's own tasty treat but it wasn't enough. At one point she even scooped out some from my mouth with a well placed greedy kiss. When her attacks went from 'lick as much of Kazuma's jizz off Darkness' to 'lick as much as Darkness as you can' I knew I was finished. Aqua was just so hungry for more, not leaving a single spot on my breasts, neck or face untouched.

Finally after multiple minutes of tasting my skin Aqua relented. She slowly got back up to a kneel, only stopping on her way up to kiss Kazuma's balls. "Thanks you two. Good load, well done."

We all just sat there panting for a while. Kazuma leaning back with a satisfied open mouth smile. Me lying on the floor after the tongue lashing I'd received. And Aqua munching down a cum soaked piece of bread that had gotten caught in the crossfire.

I can't wait to worship him again tomorrow.

Chapter 11: Making Plans for the Future

Summary:

Darkness has some ideas.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

After that we continued eating food a little while longer. No one bothering to put their genitals away, even occasionally fiddling with each other. Aqua rubbed a piece of meat on me to see if it would 'catch some Darkness spice', and her reaction suggested it did. I was almost getting worried with how much she'd begun eyeing up my skin so much.

I jest. The addition of Aqua has been nothing but positive for me, and more importantly for Kazuma. Sure they both annoy each other, but we were slowly making the goddess more and more dependant on his dick. And my god the perverted fun we were all having was amazing.

My dream of Kazuma owning a harem of pregnant whores getting ever closer... I think. Wasn't it?

Looking over to him, slurping my milk down while casually stroking Aqua's bare thigh, you'd definitely THINK he was ready for a harem. But then, does he actually WANT a harem?

I swirled the idea around in my head for a while. I wanted to keep having sex with Kazuma and bring more girls in for him to fuck, that much was a given, the problem is his own willingness. It was a bit of a struggle for him to accept Aqua on his dick, maybe because it's Aqua, but he was also worried about what I'd feel. For all his pervy tendencies he can be surprisingly noble and monogamous. I didn't want to have to repeat the process of getting him to masturbate with a pussy and getting the girl hooked on his cock every time.

Without a clear answer I decided asking him would be the best way forward.

“Kazuma?”

“Yes, Kazuma here.”

“From now on, I think it would be normal if we all answered questions truthfully around the breakfast table.”

“Mmhmm.” He hummed nonchalantly into his milk. My milk.

“I-if you were offered a harem, would you take it?”

“Absolutely.”

I was taken aback slightly at the speed of his answer, there wasn’t even a millisecond of thinking time for him. He truthfully would have more lovers?

“Then... why haven’t you? You could have added me to your relationship with Megumin at any point, I wouldn't have minded.”

This time he did give it a moment. “A few reasons I guess. First, I’d be worried I couldn’t satisfy all the women in a harem.” I scoffed a little at that. “Second, I’d be worried that there wouldn’t be girls who wanted to be in a harem so it’d be a pointless thing to ask. I could have easily messed up my relationship with Megumin and my friendship with you with one clean swing of a question. And even if we all agreed to go for it, in the long run I might hurt your feelings or my own.” He slurped one more time to finish the breast milk, placing the cup somewhat solemnly on the table. "It sounded too messy. Better to find someone you... like and go for it." I missed the look he gave me afterwards as I was lost in his words.

So he had thought about this. Quite a lot from the sounds of it, and he came to the mature decision that people’s emotions wouldn’t be able to handle a harem. I know I would have been alright with it but who knows how Megumin would have felt, or how any more women might feel about being part of a large harem. Though Kazuma never had a magic item on his ears that bypasses that little problem...

“Psst Hey Kazuma!” Aqua whispered. “Since you have to answer truthfully, who’s the cutest goddess in all the heavens?”

“Eris.”

The two instantly began wrestling as Aqua tried to choke him out.

I was too busy coming up with a plan.

Ever since Megumin and Kazuma started going out I bottled up my feelings for him as best I could and tried to let it all go. It’s been hard, living here and seeing him every day but I managed to keep myself calm so we could still go on quests together… now though? With access to these powers and what we did last night and this morning, I don’t know if the genie will ever go back in that bottle. My feelings for Kazuma are just too overwhelming. Even if he doesn't ever feel that way about me, I can still make him happy... with my body and new powers I'll do everything I can. I just have to help him get there as well. With these earrings I can help achieve that harem dream, but will he go for it even if it’s normal?

If I make harems normal then I can see Dust running around asking girls out. And it wouldn't get Kazuma to change his opinion on harems, just make them more acceptable for the masses.

No, there had to be a way for me to be more hands on. For me to be in some form of control but also force the reins onto Kazuma when he needs to step up. To guide him into being the dominant alpha male I know he can be.

I had to make some major changes around here.

“Well you know guys, I actually have some news.” I started as the two finally stopped attacking each other, now looking at me. “It’s normal for a representative of a noble bloodline to instate a ‘Harem Knight’. That person becomes the head of a harem that the representatives creates, the noble being in charge of rules and members of the harem. It was made so that nobility could bring important figures together for future generational bloodlines. It is considered an honour for whoever becomes that knight and whoever else is added to the harem, which can be anyone who accepts including the noble themselves. I just so happen to be the representative of the Dustiness-Ford line.” I finished, knocking a knuckle to my chest, proud of the rules I had come up with.

The two looked at me mildly confused for a second but then nodded in amazement, processing the new reality pretty well.

“Wow Darkness that’s pretty cool.” Kazuma smiled, though he seemed to have an angry vein popping in his temple and was bending a fork slightly. “Is Lalatina getting her own boy-toy army then?”

I reached over and placed my hand on his. “No no, don’t worry. Kazuma’s the only boy-toy for me. I have to choose someone else to be the knight. The noble can’t be the knight, they need a clear view of who they add so the Harem Knight can take full focus on breeding.”

He nodded, calming down a little. “Yeah that makes sense. What a crazy world you nobles live in Darkness.” Kazuma then shuffled around on his seat a little, looking like he was trying to be nonchalant but I could see his face heating up a bit. “Soooooo, uh, who you gonna... ya know, pick?”

I smirked triumphantly at his interest. Obviously I was going to pick him, but teasing him a little seemed too fun. "Hmm, who to choose who to choose. Such a big responsibility. Dust? Vanir? LLLuna~?" I dragged my tongue out on the last one earning an excited eyebrow raise from Kazuma. "It could be anyone now couldn't it?"

“OOH!” shouted the other person at the table, waving an arm wildly in the air “Pick me Darkness!”

...

We both slowly turned to look at her.

“...you, Aqua?”

"Yeah! Me!" She nodded enthusiastically.

“What the hell slut-goddess, why would you want a harem?”

Aqua puffed her cheeks at the insult but breezed past it. “It’d be people doing what I want right? I could order them to get me all the booze and snacks I could ever eat! Then they’ll all join the Axis Church and worship me more than that padded Eris!”

Kazuma poked her with his fork. “And that’s all? Don’t want to use them to make ‘em tickle your funny place every night?”

“...well maybe a little.” She admitted with a blush. Kazuma’s grin widening at it, “Ugh! It’s not my fault that it felt good last night! When Darkness makes me Harem Knight then I’ll order you to just go on quests all day Pervzuma! Then you have to cum in my pussy whenever I want a treat!”

Kazuma cringed a little at that thought. “Ugh, yeah. You in charge means you would be… in charge.” He shuddered. “That’s a terrifying idea, Darkness please don’t make Aqua your knight.”

“HEY!” Aqua shouted. “Don’t try to influence her decision! She’s obviously going to pick her best and most beautiful friend to be the leader of her harem! Not some loser one-pump chump who probably couldn't handle that many women!”

Kazuma snapped and started stretching her cheeks. “Why are you so damn annoying?! You weren’t complaining about how many pumps it took last night! Maybe I’ll just never let you have my cum again, huh?!”

I tuned them out and gave it a thought. Aqua as the head? She does have a bossy side to her I've always admired. And I guess that would mean I could make Kazuma the 'Breeder' of the harem or something, I made the rules of the harem after all. Then I could just ride his dick all day while Aqua slurps from my pussy, mmmm, thinking of both outcomes gave me thrills of excitement.

I looked at them going at it. Once more I was forgotten to anger and tears flying between the two. They really were passionate when it came to their rivalry.

Hmm.

This gives me another wicked idea.

I slammed my hands on the table, finally getting their attention again.

“We should have a contest!”

Notes:

Thanks for all the comments and Kudos gang! I definitely appreciate it.

Chapter 12: Dominate Darkness Part 1 (The Contest Begins)

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"A contest?” Asked Kazuma. “Like a test of luck?”

“Or a drinking contest?” added Aqua excitedly.

I shook my head, tits proudly shaking with me. “No. If both of you want to be the Harem Knight then you’ve got to prove your worthiness like it traditionally would be proved. Whichever one of you two best dominates in bed will win the title!”

This was genius. I was finally going to stop them from fighting around me and use their passion to have them fighting over me. Their natural competitive relationship a perfect gateway to have them treat me as their tool to beat the other.

I was surprised to see they gave me more of a shocked look than usual.

“The Dustiness’ normally gets people to dominate them to prove loyalty?” Aqua asked, mildly taken aback.

Kazuma shook his head solemnly. “Man your whole family is a bunch of pervs aren’t they? You never stood a chance, Lalatina.”

I was going to yell at them for insulting my family, but when I thought about it... had I rewritten them too? My normality said this was a tradition passed down. Oh god, was my father a harem knight now?

We’ll have to deal with those facts when we come to them.

“Let’s just go to my bedroom.” I mumbled and the three of us headed off down the corridor.

Kazuma started stretching as we walked. “You may as well just make me head knight right now Darkness. No way this silly girl knows anything about how to dominate.”

“Excuse me! I’ll have you know people often call me overbearing, bossy and rude! This competition's winner shall be me!”

“...those weren’t compliments you know.” He sighed.

At this point we reached my room. It was the same size as Kazuma’s but with a few more items inside. For example: my bed was a double compared to his single. There was also my armour stand, currently empty apart from my sword since I’d been leaving my armour all around the house and not retrieving it. I had a big wardrobe full of clothes, and a second wardrobe full of… special items. Items that would perhaps benefit whichever party wanted to use them in a domination competition. I went over to open it up as the other two entered. My personal collection of whips, binds and collars could now be out for the world to see without me being branded a freak.

"So, uh, how do you want us to do this Darkness?" asked Kazuma, eyeing up the array of tools.

I turned around to explain it to him when I was met by Aqua standing inches from my face. She then stretched her arms out and leapt up onto me, wrapping both arms and legs around my body and nearly sending me crashing into the wardrobe.

"I OWWWNNN YOUUUU!!!" Aqua yelled as she bear hugged me. Luckily she wasn't the heaviest thing on the planet and I was able to catch her without crashing by quickly supporting her ass. Our breasts mashing together as her arms wrapped around my neck. She then looked slightly up at me with a massive victorious grin. "Do I win?"

"I-uh..."

"You useless idiot, it's not going to be that easy in a contest!" Kazuma barked. "Let her explain the freaking rules first before you declare yourself winner!"

She looked at me expectedly, hoping that Kazuma's angry rant was untrue. "He's right Aqua." I said, earning a disappointed pout from her. "This isn't just about who owns me. It's about the future of the harem and who can deliver the most amount of pleasure to the participants."

"Fine~" She whined, dropping down off of me. "Doesn't mean it wasn't a good plan. I just have to dominate Darkness the proper way!"

Kazuma just rolled his eyes at that, but I couldn't help but become excited at her enthusiasm. Quickly I stripped down, peeling off Kazuma's somewhat ruined tracksuit that had quickly become soiled in my juices. Luckily my intense eagerness was still considered normal and I could be as excited as I wanted without embarrassment. Even just standing here naked as they waited patiently sent erotic thrills through my body, and theirs (I hoped) as they looked me and my drenched pussy up and down.

Reaching into my wardrobe I handed Kazuma some rope. “Okay! Firstly Kazuma, bind my hands!”

He nodded and shouted, “Bind!” In a flash of light my hands were magically tied behind my head. The rough ropes I'd bought chafed my arms so good and Kazuma's bind spell never failed to wrap me tightly.

Falling back onto the bed I quickly got into position, flat on my back with my elbows up and my legs spread invitingly before the two of them.

“Now that I’m tied up I can’t interfere or pick favourites, since I’ll be the judge and I have to be impartial." I explained. "Now, whichever one of you two dominates me the best will be the head knight of the Dustiness Ford harem. And when I say dominate, I mean complete sexual conquest. There won't be any turns, just both of you fucking me and using me hard and raw until we're all completely satisfied. I'm speaking maximum pleasure here. Are you both ready?”

The two looked a little sheepish at first, neither knowing where to begin. That switched quickly when they looked at each other, eyes quickly filling with determination.

"Ready." Kazuma said first, removing his shirt to join me in nakedness. His thick erection growing by the second, it had long been waiting for another moment to plunge itself inside me.

"And I'm even more ready!" Aqua exclaimed, stripping down to her soaked blue and white striped underwear...

“Wait, underwear?" I asked in shock, "Aqua, did you put on panties?”

A blush spread across the goddesses face. “I-I always put on panties! I just haven't made them invisible!”

Kazuma looked like he was suddenly full of energy. “Nice! I definitely can’t lose to this idiot!”

Aqua just growled at him and scrambled onto the bed first, hoping speed was an advantage. But when she bounced up to me her anger faded and she instead looked a little unsure.

“Hmm. I guess I’ll do my best! Gonna make Darkness feel so good she'll know I was always the correct choice! ...but then, I really don’t know what a girl wants when it comes to this stuff.” She looked down at my body quizzically, hand to her chin as she leant in to examine my nakedness. The attention was really getting my body going as I felt her breath tickling my skin. “I know how to pleasure myself cause I just do what feels good, and with guys you just play with their thing enough till they explode. But I can’t feel what you’re feeling, Darkness..." She attempted a couple of trial pokes on my skin before humming in concern again. "This is gonna be tough.”

“Welcome to every guy’s hell.” grumbled Kazuma, sitting on the edge of the bed.

It was true though, I’d set this up to be a pretty slam dunk for Kazuma that I hadn’t thought about how difficult the opening hurdle was for Aqua. She liked tasting me and clearly had no problem slurping down a hot meal of sperm from pussy, but when it came to actually pleasing a woman she was maybe in the dark. I guess Aqua just never struck me as a very sexual creature until I got my hands on her.

Even now she looked lost, poking at my pussy nervously before retreating to suck down the liquids on her finger. Perhaps a little help was in order.

“Aqua, it’s normal for us girls in the harem to be equally attracted to women as guys.”

Chapter 13: Dominate Darkness Part 2 (Yurification)

Summary:

Yes, the last chapter was short so I could make the title pun.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Aqua, it’s normal for us girls in the harem to be equally attracted to women as guys.”

The effect was instant. For both of us.

In hindsight, while I was excited at the prospect of both Aqua and Kazuma dominating me, it was the prospect of the two's rivalry that excited me rather than Aqua specifically. As you’d expect my type usually swings to grimy men over sneering women.

It was this fact that made it surprising that this normality affected me as well. I was finally experiencing the power of the earrings had on one's mentality first hand.

Nothing physically changed on either of us. I just… saw it. Saw her. Aqua is absolutely beautiful. Her face has such a glow to it, with puffy lips, deep blue eyes, and such cute features. Her body was just as wondrous. Even the littlest parts of her were suddenly making my heart beat faster, like the way her hands were just lightly grazing my skin. Her breasts, while not as big as mine, looked full and developed, bouncing just barely with her breathing. I so badly wanted to be free of my ropes so I could suckle on them. I was almost as angry at my confines as I was with the last item of clothing Aqua still wore. Those panties blocking the view of her ‘perfect pussy’ as she’d called it.

Maybe it was because we were both so attracted to Kazuma and his amazing dick before hand, but I felt so so so aroused by Aqua right now. A real (and for once I truly believed the term) goddess looming over me. A blush spreading across her face to accompany a new hungry look in her eyes showed that she was feeling the exact same way as me.

“D-Darkness…” she murmured, body slowly moving on top of my trapped form. “I never… you- I-” Her breathing was deep, matching mine as her lips got closer and closer. God, I wanted to taste her so bad.

Kazuma looked back and forth between us with bulging eyes. He looked almost as excited to see this happen as we were to make it.

Eventually neither of us could hold on any more. I praised the heavens as she dove downwards and our lips collided. The electricity that had been in the air now shot through my body. Our tongues battling it out in each other's mouths, a fierce duel of tastes and sensations illuminated my mind. Even going so far as to start sucking on my tongue with her lips, trying to extract more of my taste from me. I could feel the tips of her hard nipples as our breasts mashed together. Aqua tasted sweet, much sweeter than Kazuma's manly salt flavour, like she bathed in candy floss and rainbows. Her hands ran through my hair, partly to hold my head steady and partly just gently stroking it. Our eyes were locked in a deeply passionate hold on each other, letting the candles in our hearts stoke and grow from the shared eagerness.

After what felt like a lifetime passed we disengaged from each other, a stand of salvia still connecting our mouths.

“Wow...” She said,

I nodded in agreement, “Wow.”

“WOW.” reiterated Kazuma. Erection perhaps the twitchiest I'd seen it.

Aqua didn’t even acknowledge him. Just gazing at the body she was sat on. “W-what do I do now, Darkness? You wanted me to d-dominate you right?” Her hands seemed to instinctively move to my breasts. She pulled and played with them like a kid with a new toy. Just pulling the areolas and watching them jiggle around seemed to put her in a trance. “How do I do that?”

“Y-You’re doing good alr-AH-already.” I gasped. My chest felt amazing as she teased me more and more. I thrust my stomach up to grind a little on her groin, feeling a dampness lightly glaze me.

“VERY good.” Kazuma agreed quietly, he was leaning further in to get a good look whilst no one was concentrating on him.

“I am?” she asked. Pulling on my nipple and dropping it to let my tit flop back down with a thud.

“Yes Aqua, just keep using my body as much as you want.”

The goddess instantly took the invitation and licked right up my armpit, I shrieked in surprise. “Is that it?” She asked, wiping her mouth from the drool. “But I want to do that anyway.”

“Then please… Mistress Aqua.” I thrust my chest out again. “Use this lowly slaves’ body to fulfil all your desires.”

Aqua didn’t respond, her mouth was busy now trying to shove as much of my tit in as she could. I howled in bliss, loving the way her soft lips felt around on my breast and how her tongue felt as it swirled around and around. I felt milk escape my teat, followed by glugging sounds as Aqua gulped down her second favourite flavour.

I saw her nice ass bobbing up and down behind her. I raised one leg up, directly between her bouncing cheeks and she instantly started grinding her soaked panties into me, moaning appreciatively.

“So hard…” Aqua groaned, taking a long drag down my leg and marking me with her juices. “And so soft….” She leant her full cheek into my left breast as she mauled the right some more. Her head then dropped down between my tits, Aqua grabbing both of them to cover her head with breasts. I could feel her tongue going crazy in the centre of my chest. “And so tasty!” I heard her muffled cry.

She was wild, untamed, and running on newly formed instincts. This girl had no idea what she was doing but somehow everything she was trying worked amazingly. I just wanted to give my everything to her, and she wanted to take it.

When Aqua came up for air from my sea of tits she still looked very aroused. She dove in for another brief kiss before using her hands to stroke my body all the way down, as if trying to memorise every part of me. When she found a part of me she liked she leant down again to kiss it, marking it as hers. My forehead, my armpits, my hard nipples, in this moment they belong to her. Delicately she traced the outline of my abs, earning a quiet 'wow' to escape those luscious lips before they were also placed on my stomach, staying just a little longer to truly taste me. Aqua's soft hands felt amazing against my skin, soon she turned around on top of me and began worshipping up my thighs one peck at a time. Eventually she even reached my toes, sucking each one briefly before switching to the other foot. Was she dominating me or was my taste dominating her mind? Either way it felt like the competition was far from both of our minds right now.

A new sensation entered the fray that sent a jolt through me. My leaking pussy had an intruder at its gate, a single finger was stroking me up and down.

Just past her glorious ass I saw her turn to smile at me. "I may not know what I'm doing most of the time... but seeing you shudder when I touch this area makes me happy." She chuckled, continuing to stroke me as I whimpered in reply. Every so often her thumb would brush lightly against my clit to send another surge of pleasure, and made her eyes look amazed once more. Like she was taking mental notes on all my subtle shifts under her attention. "I wonder how you'll look if I go a little deeper..."

“Fucking hell.” I vaguely heard Kazuma’s voice somewhere in the chaos. “I forgot how much I missed yuri porn.”

Some part of my brain acknowledged him, maybe even asking if I should give him an object to masturbate with, but right now the rest of me didn’t care. The finger exploring my crotch kept my attention much more.

Aqua's finger slowly pushed into me then gently traced my inner walls. She was much more delicate than Kazuma or even I was on my pussy, and the new slow exploration of my nerve endings was an interesting change of pace. She curled her finger ever so slightly, the heat of my body becoming unbearable and I bucked my hips against her involuntarily when she initially found a particular sweet spot inside me. It just made her retreat her hand fully to watch my convulsing pussy, then just licking her hand to my groans.

“Aqua~!” I gasped, the frustration becoming too much for me. “It’s normal that you want to sit on my face!”

She gave me a coy smile and began to move her body down mine. “Hehe. Poor Darkness is so desperate she’s using useless earrings to beg.” Her wondrous ass was hovering above me, torturously close yet so far. Aqua’s panty covered crotch was soaked and my outstretched tongue shuddered as it caught a single drip that had escaped her. “The good news is that you’re right. I do want to sit on your cute, desperate face.”

I would have ripped those panties off with my teeth if I could have, her knees on my arms trapping me down. Heart pumping hard, my excitement reached peak level when Aqua's thumbs hooked around her panty line. She seductively slipped them down her legs letting her holy site finally come into view.

If there was anything that would make me switch religions, I think that was it.

These earrings are really powerful. Before today I had never really considered vaginas to be that arousing to me. My usual attractions lie in manly and conniving men with tasty cocks and unlimited appetites for domination. But right now I couldn’t think of anything I’d rather feast upon than the two wet reddened lips in front of me. Nothing tastier than imagining the slick goddesses juices that were still connecting panty and pussy covering my tongue.

"I want that cunttt." I growled, trying to edge myself that ever so closer to her, but Aqua’s rear was still a little too far from my mouth. She giggled, probably enjoying seeing me squirm. I hadn’t made it normal for her to sit just for her to want to. This was supposed to be her dominating me so I shouldn’t complain, yet my frustrated moan as I scooped another gulp of air with my tongue showed my real feelings.

Taking pity she finally lowered herself. My tongue was already tasting her sweetness by the time the rest of her landed on me. She took the sitting part rather literally, but I didn’t mind. I was drowning in her ass and loving every second of it. I lapped up more and more. The taste was intoxicating. Her nectar was as sweet as candy, yet a little bit salty from the heat that was pouring out of both of us. Just the fact I was eating out my friend was sending waves of naughty pleasure through me.

“Y-you're going so deep!” The Goddess gasped. My tongue was too far inside her quivering hole to respond, not that I had anything to say other than 'let me lick you more!'. Her pussy was responding well to my attacks, I wouldn’t be able to hit her sensitive spots 100% of the time like Kazuma but I was damn willing to try. My eyes couldn't see the effect I was having on her and I had to rely on my other senses. The smell of her arousal, the taste of her juices down my throat, the sound of her moans, and the feel of her throbbing hole around my tongue. She ground herself against my face probably subconsciously, unable to stop herself from actively searching for more pleasure.

She soon couldn’t hold her own desires back, leaning forwards over me to start drinking my own liquids straight from the source. Her hands scooped up around my hips to grab a large handful of ass and bring her target closer to her mouth.

“Thank you for this meal!” Was the last thing she said before greedily shoving her tongue inside me. I couldn't believe how lucky I felt with a goddess on my lips and in my pussy.

We stayed there together for a while, just suckling and moaning, drinking and giggling, enjoying each other's bodies. In reaching over to 69 me she had given me a little more breathing room to play around with her pussy, rather than just being mashed up against it. I got to nibble her a little bit, earning a nice yelp of pleasure, and tease her thighs to spread the heat around more. At one point I blew cold air up onto her that sent a shudder all the way through her beautiful body. And always one to enact revenge Aqua gave me my own cold air goose-bump wave.

What sent Aqua over the edge was when I moved ever so slightly downwards, and the minute long makeout I had with her asshole.

"D-D-DARKNESSSSSS!" She panted into my crotch, "T-tongue! My butt! Oh goddddDDDD!! YOU'RE SOO AMAZZZZAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"

I was able to quickly switch targets to catch her exploding pussy juices, drowning pleasantly in the water goddess's tasty flood.

She quickly redoubled her own efforts as I cleaned her and it wasn’t long for the heat and sensations to become too much for me as well.

“AQUA! I'M... I’M- AANNGGG!” I screamed, barely getting a warning out before my body quaked in rapture. My thighs clenched Aqua’s head tightly as she rode the waves of my orgasm like a champ. Just drinking as much and for as long as she could.

She somehow looked even cuter when she turned her whole body around to face me. A recently squished and reddened face framed by a copious amount of juice all over. Her eyes were half closed, still seemingly intoxicated on the new experiences that had affected her. With a mouth that was just slightly open as she tiredly moved over to my head again.

Without words, we began licking and cleaning each other's ruined faces. The blend of her and me was exquisite, sweet heavenly bliss meets salty earthen whore. Though the way Aqua stared longingly at me gave the impression she wouldn't use that word to describe me. We ended with a passionate kiss, the sweet girl wanting nothing more than to pamper me with loveliness, where I could taste both of our juices dancing on her tongue as we melted into the others embrace.

Truly a goddess.

Notes:

There is a SHOCKING lack of Aqua/Darkness content on this site. Considering Kazumin is canon you'd think there'd be more of the other two shacking up, especially with personalities I personally think are a perfect match. Darkness loves to grovel and Aqua loves to be pampered, plus if you go back and look over Darkness' list for her perfect man it sort of fits Aqua as well.

Chapter 14: Dominate Darkness Part 3 (The Contest Begins Again)

Summary:

Yuri break over, time for the rough stuff.

Chapter Text

For a good ten minutes after that we just moulded into each other. She'd wrapped herself around me on my side, one arm and one leg each both over and under me and wrapping me closer to her. When her hungry tongue wasn't scooping out my mouth it was lathering my skin or in my ear. Aqua's hands slowly and passionately exploring my body. Squeezing and caressing around any place they wanted, as was their right. Delicate but driven in her tired post-orgasmic state. Her warm cunt every so often grinding up my hip, I don't even think Aqua realised she was doing it.

At some point Kazuma had mentioned something about getting something to help, though my brain had only recognised it when I heard him re-enter the room. “Here we go ladies.”

Aqua just looked surprised as she disentangled herself from me. “Eh? Kazuma, when did you get here?”

“I live here too you know.” He replied in a slightly annoyed tone, placing a bag down on my dresser.

"What's that?" I asked, attempting to peer past Aqua.

Kazuma wagged his finger at me, "Spoilers. I've got my plan ready to win this contest decisively."

Oh right. The contest. I'd made myself fall for Aqua then everything had sort of disappeared in a lusty haze.

Aqua seemed to be facing similar revelations. "Wait a minute Kazuma! If I win I get to own both of you! Wouldn't a perv like you like to be owned by a cute Goddess like me?" She turned back to my exposed form, "Come on! I... I really want this..." She purred. Her eyes stared at me with a fierce determination that I wasn't sure I'd ever seen from the usually lazy goddess.

He raised an eyebrow at the newfound drive she had found. "Tempting as it may be, which it isn't, somehow being the leader of a state-funded harem has a slightly higher appeal."

The goddess grinded her teeth at him in anger. He was suddenly the biggest hurdle she had to face for her newest dreams of owning a harem. "Fine." She seethed, rage dripping from her words. "The almighty Aqua can still win easily, especially after everything I've already done." Aqua then turned to me with a confident grin. "Darkness, tell Kazuma how many points I'm on!"

I blinked at her. “Wuh? Points?”

“Yeah! Points!" She replied expectedly. "How else were you planning on deciding who wins the harem between me and Kazuma?" I blinked again, I guess I thought the winner would just be obvious... but perhaps not. Kazuma was also looking at me a little confused, they probably wanted concrete answers. Aqua leant in for a whisper. "That big orgasm you had has got to be worth a couple of hundred points right?”

“Uh, no um. T-thirty points I guess.” I replied, pulling the number completely out of nowhere.

Aqua rubbed her chin in thought. “Hmm. A little low but as long as I’m beating Kazuma I’m okay with it.”

“Hey! Points?! What about me!? I tied you up Darkness, what’s that worth!?”

Crap. The two bickering children both want me to actually keep score now. I really should have ignored Aqua and come up with a better system when I had the chance.

“I don't know, tying me up is... 10 points?”

He nodded with satisfaction. “Well, I’m still behind but that isn't too bad.”

Aqua just sneered at him, "Ooh, 20 points behind Kazuma. So~ pathetic. You may as well give up now." Her hand covered her mouth as she giggled in victory.

Kazuma fumed. "It ain’t over slutty goddess! I’d rather die than let you be in charge of my dick!” He walked around the bed while staring daggers at Aqua then forcibly wiped his huge cock on my cheek. Precum oozing out and staining my skin as I tried to lick it with my tongue.

I hummed in content. “Hmmm. Marking your territory Kazuma? 2 points right there.”

“Hmph.” grumbled Aqua while crossing her arms.

Kazuma just smirking widely. “Yeahh it is. How about some of this then?” He said, smearing his cock around the rest of my face leaving a wonderful sticky feeling all across it.

I smiled through the sensation, tongue trying to chase the tip around my face. “Heehee, oh yeah~, making a mess is 3 points.”

Aqua growled out a “Dammit!” and dropped down to face level. I was suddenly assaulted again by the tongue of a goddess, Aqua licking up all of Kazuma’s juice on my face.

“There! Now it’s MY mess on your face, not Kazuma’s tasty worthless syrup! Plus three to me, minus three to Kazuma.” She boasted, nuzzling her face into mine in triumph.

“Oi. That’s not how this works." Kazuma retorted, "...I think, how does it work Darkness?”

Before I could respond Aqua crept up again and planted her lips on mine. “Kisses have got to be worth at least one point right? So -smooch- I just -smooch- have to keep -smooch smooch- kissing you to -smooch- win!”

"Not if I have anything to say about it!" said Kazuma. Choosing instead to continue wiping his throbbing meat stick all over me. His wonderful snail trail of seed smearing me up and down my body as Aqua's tongue delved deeper inside my throat. Neither were giving me even a second to calm down as their battle raged on.

After about a minute of heavenly kisses Kazuma finally pulled Aqua off me. “Alright you freaking succubus, let her breath at least.”

She just smirked triumphantly at him. “Hehe, alright. Not like you can catch up now, I probably earned a million points right there!”

He just put his hand over his face, “Your math is so bad. Did you even keep track of how many points that was Darkness?”

My brain was still coming down off the kissing and smearing combo. “Buh?”

“Yeah, thought so." Kazuma sighed. "We have to come up with a better way to keep track of this competition that doesn’t rely on morons keeping track of their own score.”

Aqua and I didn’t argue with him, but she did stick out her tongue. I was just feeling impatient that we had to keep stopping for score management. This seemed like a chance to use the earrings to take the easy way out.

“Well wouldn't we normally use that magic chalkboard we bought from Vanir? You know, the one that’ll keep track of things as they go.”

In the corner of my eye I saw a green board blink into existence.

Kazuma clapped his hands and walked over to the newly formed board. “You’re right! We should use that! It’s only keeping track of Aqua’s debt right now so there’s still plenty of room.”

Aqua's shoulders slumped, mumbling “...hate that that’s what you wanted to keep track of…”

He quickly drew a few lines for the table. Two columns that said Kazuma and Aqua at the top and just below them the number zero. Another line down the right third of the board, then he wrote ‘point meanings’ at the top. After a few seconds the section magically started filling in with various rules I’d blurted out, two points for making a mess, ten for binding Darkness, thirty for an orgasm, etc etc. And as it happened the numbers below Kazuma and Aqua increased, eventually both stopped at Aqua having 33 points and Kazuma having 20.

“What?! The kisses didn’t count for anything?!” Aqua wailed in despair.

Kazuma shrugged, scanning the board. “Darkness never agreed to making them one point so I guess not yet.”

“Come on Darkness! Weren’t they enjoyable?!” She pleaded, eyes looking very cutely desperate. "I enjoyed them…"

I gave a supportive smile up to the pleading goddess and gave it a quick thought. “Half a point.”

With that the board updated again, Aqua now sitting pretty at 101 points. I suppose it was counting the intense make outs we'd had earlier.

She once again gave Kazuma a smug look. “Fufufuu~”

He just clicked his tongue at her. “It ain’t over. And just cause you know how to kiss Darkness doesn’t mean you know what she wants.”

With a confident look on his face Kazuma then walked straight up to the two of us. He grabbed Aqua’s ear and pulled her off of me until she was standing next to us off the bed. Yanking the rope from behind my head with his right hand, Kazuma pulled me into a sitting position. Then with his left hand wrapped around my waist and hoisted me up until the rope latched onto the hook I have hanging down over my bed (don't judge me). I was now dangling down in the centre of the mattress, just high enough to have spread kneeling legs. It was an awkward position that I loved, I was left completely vulnerable to any attacks with my arms taking the majority of my weight. My breathing got deep and steamy as I waited.

I couldn't see what Kazuma was doing behind me, but it wasn't long until his hands mauled my left breast and stroked my stomach. His iron cock sandwiched between my thighs and rested impatiently against my mons. Warm breath swirled around my ear as he leaned in close to hiss, “A cum dump like Lalatina needs what only I can give her.”

Kazuma then bit into my neck and slammed two fingers into my pussy at the same time. I yelped in pleasure as pain mixed with squirming cunt. It was everything I wanted, everything I dreamed it could be. Shameless raw domination. Kazuma taking what he wants from my lewd body. He swirled his fingers inside of me, stirring me up more and more until I squealed in delight and rode his hand into another minor orgasm.

-Sidebar of Kazuma's perspective-

Ow.’ Kazuma thought, ‘I’m glad I got points but man Darkness’ defence is too high. That really hurt my teeth. There's no mark on her skin either, I don’t think I made a dent! Not to mention lifting her like that nearly threw my back out. Still, anything to make sure Aqua doesn’t win. Plus, being with Darkness like this is pretty fun...

-End Sidebar-

It was a small one but the board still counted a new 30 points to Kazuma.

“NO!” Aqua yelled.

“That’s right! The cocky goddess thinking she's won when we’ve barely begun!” He chuckled maniacally while still worming his large fingers in my sex. “Oh and Darkness, how much was all those things I just did worth each?”

I was still just moaning away. He refused to take his fingers out of me as I shuddered at his touch. “F-fingering.. Four points. Biting and Breast grabs; one each. And 'cumdump'? Insulting me is another half a point.” I tried to be as fair with the rankings as I could, though I kind of wanted to give insulting more.

The new scores were 75 to 227. Seems Aqua still earned a lot more from our previous session but Kazuma was slowly gaining.

She grumphed up to the two of us, taking the position right in front of me. “I’ll bite her. I’ll bite her like an apple.” Aqua fumed to herself.

“Wait Aqua don-!” Kazuma blurted out in a panic to save her teeth, but then stopped himself as Aqua bit down on one of my nipples. “No never mind, you’re good.”

“Ah! Nipple play is 2 points.” I gasped out. She smiled at that and instantly started pinching the other one. Suckling and slurping up my milk that had started to seep out into her mouth again.

They popped out of her mouth though when Kazuma slapped me hard against the ass. “HEY! You damn perverted slave better be focusing on both of us!” He slapped me once again. “I can finally take out all my frustrations on your lewd body and you’ll just give me more points won’t you!? Does that sound like the actions of a noblewoman?! Huh?!” there were four more large hits, his eyes clearly loving the jiggling fat, before he just switched to kneading my ass.

“N-no." I admitted, voice shaky with desire "And slapping is 2 poi-!”

-Crack!- “That’s 'No Master Kazuma', slave!”

I gulped. “No, M-master Kazuma~! Ah~!”

The manly Kazuma just kept assaulting my reddening ass cheeks. His hands felt amazing against my skin and he somehow made a rhythm that rippled through me perfectly. Kazuma's face looked wildly excited as he went to town reliving his stress on my slutty body. You can call me easy to please but it wasn't long that his slaps became too much and he earned another 30 points.

He went back to massaging my cheeks as my body shook in place. Kazuma was interrupted from continuing though from another slap, this time from my front. I gasped as Aqua slapped my tit again. “This isn’t fair! I wanna do fun stuff as well but Kazuma is so much better at being a pervert!” She moaned with a pout and teary eyes. Puffing out her cheeks while just blindly playing with my tits, looking like she’d already admitted defeat.

I couldn't help but feel pity for my perverted protégé. Her sulking face and nimble hands making my heart feel intense pity and a desire to see her happy. “You know, Master Kazuma, it’s normally proper etiquette for the bigger pervert to give lessons and pointers to the others to make the match more fair. And Mistress Aqua, it’s normal for them to be receptive to the lessons, right?”

He sighed, “Yeah I know I know. Thought maybe we could avoid it since this was a competition but she really does look like a lost puppy doesn’t she.”

“You mean it Kazuma?!” Aqua perked up and beamed in appreciation. “I’ll be the best student possible! With your degenerate, perverted NEET help I can show you the true domination power of a goddess!”

"Lesson one is don't insult your teacher." He snipped. Aqua comedically zipped her mouth shut but kept a big excited grin on her lips.

The two moved around to my front. I was still hanging on the hook while kneeling on the bed, a steady drip from my legs slowly ruining my sheets. I couldn't help it, this whole scenario of Kazuma teaching Aqua how to dominate me was getting me excited. She was kneeling on the bed patiently as Kazuma began his lesson.

“So Aqua, you want to know how to best please your whore of a friend." He asked, Aqua vigorously nodding at her teacher. "So, first of all Darkness likes it when you use whatever tools you have to play with her.” He said bringing his two hands tantalizingly close to my breasts. “For example, a little bit of tinder magic...” His left hand started glowing red and my left tit started feeling incredibly warm. “And, a bit of chill…” Blue light this time on his right hand, my nipple hardening in the chilled air. “...you create a balance that teases her body, delicately, but with just enough pain that it sends shockwaves through her.” He finally applied his newly magic hands to my breasts, and just as he said the sensations were sending my entire body into spasms. He deeply massaged the magic into my breasts.

“Ha... ha... h-how do you know this stuff?” I asked with a shaky voice.

“I may be somewhat loyal to Megumin, but you don’t live in a house with three girls without thinking about what you'd do to them given the chance.” Kazuma blushed a little and then added “Plus the experimental sessions with the Succubae and Dream Darkness helped…”

I was going to ask about that but we were interrupted by his student. “YES! Magic is my specialty so this should be easy!”

She hopped off the bed, spun around and held out her glowing hands.

"Sacred Create Water!"

"WHAT?!" Me and Kazuma both shouted.

It was too late though, a field of magic appeared directly underneath me and began rotating menacingly. All me and Kazuma could do was stare into each others fear filled eyes as the rumbling sound emanating from the portal grew.

A huge torrent of water burst forth from the floor. Kazuma was thrown backwards, slamming painfully into a wall. It destroyed my bed instantly sending splinters and debris flying around the room, and sent me hurtling into the ceiling with a heavy crash. I was pinned face up to my own bedroom roof by an onslaught of cold torrential water.

After a minute of this the water suddenly stopped and I began falling back down to the floor.

"Wind breath!" I heard Kazuma call out while scrambling. Wind began slowing my deadly descent just enough for me to be caught by him without too much damage to either of us. Kazuma sighed in relief as he held me in his arms, his embrace felt warm against my suddenly frozen skin.

My room was quite trashed now. A large amount of puddles and wreckage littered my once nice abode. And in the centre of it stood a very pleased with herself nude goddess.

"So? That was pretty impressive right?"

Kazuma's eyes darkened. He slowly walked up to Aqua with me in his arms and then slammed his head into hers. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"OW! KAZUMA THAT HURT!"

“DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAID!? WHY DID YOU USE YOUR STRONGEST ATTACK!!”

She sniffled in pain and rubbed her wounded head. "You said that I needed to use magic to make her feel pain with shockwaves! I don't know any electric magic so I thought that water would do and I just wanted to do a good job! I made sure to hold back to not destroy the mansion!"

He still scowled at her, muttering something including 'useless' and 'dumbass' under his breath, but decided to turn his attention to me instead.

"Are you okay Darkness? Let me warm your body up a bit." He said compassionately. Curling me up into a ball on his lap and applying heat magic with his hands again.

"T-thank you K-Kazuma..." I stuttered through chattering teeth. His comforting embrace feeling nice against my naked form. He was being so kind, so gentle...

I didn't have the heart to tell him I kind of enjoyed the pain from the water...


Once I was dried off and warmed up we went back to the sex lessons. The hook and ropes had managed to stay together through the flood so now I was hanging down on my feet on where my bed used to be. Aqua also agreed to no more magic, though she still thought she should earn points for such an amazing display of power.

Kazuma and Aqua stood side by side as they once more inspected my body. "Okay, back to teaching you I guess." Sighed Kazuma. "At least you can't fuck up this lesson, another thing Darkness responds to is insults. Words that degrade her, torment her.” He explained, then shifting his focus to me. His eyes gaining a sadistic glint as he spoke, “Calling her worthless. A slave. Cumdump. Toilet. Waste of space. Saying that she shouldn’t be a noble anymore, that her only use with her lewd body is to torment good men and pleasure others.” He stroked his hand over my crotch then presented Aqua the sticky residue he’d instantly collected. “Voila. One wet n’ worthless Crusader.”

Aqua started edging her head towards the juice covered hand before Kazuma instead brought it to his own mouth to start sucking. Pouting slightly, the goddess turned to me. Giving the lesson some thought about it for a few moments, looking me over thoroughly. She stared deeply at my various body parts on display, circling my form for a while before eventually pointing to my head.

“Your hair is blonde!”

...

I looked at her quizzically, Kazuma sighed. “That’s… just a statement.”

She tilted her head. “Hm? I thought we all agreed blonde is a stupid colour.”

Aqua realised that was the wrong answer when I gave her a cold look. “Too actually hurtful. Negative three points.”

“CRAP!” she said in a scramble. “Wait wait! It’s not stupid! It’s a great hair colour! Uhm, perfect for a slave… who smells really really bad! Like demon bad!”

I shook my head. “Complimenting me and too confusing. Minus four points.”

“NOOO!” She wailed and clenched her head in despair. With tearful eyes and a look of defeat she leant her head against my bosom. A small cute sniffle escaped her nose, “...I can’t handle this. I don’t believe in what I’m saying at all.” Aqua suddenly gave my tit a giant lick again, earning a yelp from me. “You don’t smell bad at all Darkness. You always smell amazing, I could eat you up like candy floss.”

She went back to licking me, with a dejected look on her face. “...Ah!qua, earnest compliments like that also earn half a point.”

Once more her expression flipped and with a big open smile she leant right into my face. She really experienced everything like a child, and from this close all I could only think about was how cute it was. “Really!? That’s great cause I couldn’t come up with any more insults.” She spoke quickly, only stopping to lick my cheek. “Kazuma keeps saying you have a lewd body like it’s an insult but honestly I don’t get it. Your body’s great, you’re so tall and pretty.” Another lick right from chin to nose. “He’s always staring at it anyway. Why’s it so bad that you’re gorgeous? You’ve got real noble flavour on you and-” A deep tongue filled kiss. “-and I love how squishy your parts are. Your boobies are so full and sexy! I just want to taste you and play with you and enjoy you over and over again!”

The assault on my face finally concluded when she bit down on my neck and shoved a finger in my vagina at the same time. I really don’t want people to think that that’s my one weakness, but I couldn’t deny that after the licks and the compliments from someone I also found very alluring… it broke me once again and I climaxed on her hand, squirming under her touch. I guess lessons from Kazuma were affecting her more than I thought, she disconnected from my neck with a sultry smile. “Plus, the faces you make when you orgasm are really cute.” We just stared into each other's eyes for a few moments, her sexily sucking my juices off her hand before she ruined the mood by adding, “Though what the hell is your skin made of? That really hurt my teeth.”

“Yeah I was going to warn you but I just got caught up… watching that.” Said Kazuma. “Speaking of, I don’t think I can wait any longer. I gotta get some freaking relief for this guy.” He gestured to his throbbing manhood. The one eyed snake slowly dribbling its poison angrily at me for having been ignored for so long. “Next lesson is about 'penetrating your pervert'. Let’s do it together Aqua, go get that thing I brought for you.”

Aqua nodded excitedly and darted over to the dresser. I nearly saw what it was but Kazuma spun me around so I was facing the other way. Whispering in my ear, “No peeking.”

“Oohh! Very nice Kazuma! This is gonna be fun!” I heard Aqua exclaim. Followed by a series of scuffling sounds and a few complaints. “Wait, how does this go?”

“For god's sake woman.” hissed Kazuma. “Why did you possibly think your leg went there?!” He left me hanging on the rope as he joined her in shuffling around behind me. It took probably a minute longer than he was expecting, and I was able to casually spin around on my hook in time for the big reveal.

Aqua had strapped on a large phallic object that now jutted out from her crotch. It was obviously meant to simulate the male tool for a woman, Aqua herself enjoying batting the tool up and down and watching it jiggle. The fake dick itself was a dark blue and stood rather impressively. From a glance with her standing next to Kazuma it seemed he still held the length advantage but girth could go either way. A series of very exciting ideas flooded my brain and saliva flooded my mouth as I looked dreamily between my two teammates’ long hard poles.

“I think she likes it Kazuma” Aqua giggled, shaking her new phallus back and forth.

“Good, that thing took a lot of time to craft.” He said, “Wasn’t sure when I was going to do it but I guess this is now the testing phase before I give it to Vanir. So no breaking it with any crazy god strength, got it?”

“No promises.” She purred, stroking her new toy as she eyed me up and down.

He frowned but shrugged it off. Maybe because he wouldn’t have minded watching it happen. The two then started walking towards me. “So student, are you ready to claim this whore inside and out?” He chuckled menacingly, they were circling me now like tigers on their prey. “You line up that thing with her pussy and I’ll claim this noblewoman's asshole in the name of Kazuma.”

“You’re the boss, teach.” purred Aqua, sliding up to me and gripping my hips to align herself. “Can we please do it at the same time? I think that way she’ll feel so good.” She slowly stroked my up my sides and leant forwards to gently kiss at my nipples.

“Yesss.” I hissed at her touch, unable to stop shaking my hips in anticipation. “Make me feel so gooo~ood.”

Kazuma had his hands slightly above hers on my waist and was rubbing his dick in between my cheeks. “Hehe, The Lady Darkness’s mind is going to go crazy with these things filling her tight holes.” He then spit directly onto my asshole and slapped my ass again. “And you will take everything we give you! Won’t you, slave?!”

I nodded while biting my lip. Pleasure and pampering from the front, pain and punishment from the rear. These two were suddenly working in perfect synch to make me happy. It was so beautiful and hot it almost made me tear up in happiness.

“P-Please. I want it. Sooo bad.” I begged, heat becoming unbearable in my body. Both their poles were just out of reach, and I knew I’d be punished if I thrust onto one or the other.

“Fufu~ Alright, if you’re going to beg... Let’s give it to her Kazuma.” Aqua said while peeking the head tantalizingly at my doors.

He nodded, cockhead kissing my rear hole. “Okay, on three. One, two... wait!"

We both looked at Kazuma expectedly, wondering why he suddenly stopped.

He grinned evilly and leaned into my ear to whisper. "A little bit of anticipation goes along way doesn't it Darkness?"

"Hahhh.... bullying meee..." I breathlessly whined. The rejected heat in my pussy sending a confusing shudder through me.

Kazuma chuckled at my moans. "Alright, no more waiting. One… Three!”

The two thrust into me and my mind fell to ribbons.

Chapter 15: Dominate Darkness Part 4 (New Toys)

Chapter Text

(POV Shift: Satou Kazuma)

"AHHH!” The crusader screamed as we dove into her. "HAAOO GOODDDDD!!!"

At first neither of us moved, just feeling out the space and letting Darkness get used to the new feelings. She was writhing and panting, desperate and greedy, and so fucking hot. I watched an errant sweat drop glide down her perfect back and show me where Darkness and I were connected. I reached up and stroked her hair, kissing her neck a little to calm her down and loosen her up a bit.

Her butthole felt so tight. Different from her pussies massaging interior. It felt more like a fight that my cock had to win. To tame this noblewoman's anal cavity for my own. Somehow in the day since I lost my virginity I'd become a connoisseur of both pussies and assholes. My cock appreciating the varying textures of multiple different holes now.

"Just take it easy and enjoy this." I whispered into the mewling Darkness' ear. She whimpered in response as me and Aqua winding back and thrusting into her quim.

My Darkness petting was interrupted by the useless student moaning. “What? Huh?” Aqua’s head flailed about the room looking for something. She peered down at her own pussy and tried to shift the strap-on slightly away from her for a moment. “Kazuma! I think a ghost is trying to molest me!”

I chuckled at the thought. “Oh, sorry. Did I forget to mention? That strap-on is rather special. Try thrusting into Darkness again.”

She gave me a raised eyebrow but followed my direction anyway. Once more the two girls moaned out in unison.

Aqua looked down at the strap-on with utter confusion. “W-what’s happening to me? It feels like…”

“I had that thing blessed by that priest of the revenge goddess. Everytime you ‘attack’ Darkness' hot steamy pussy with that strap-on you’ll feel the exact same attack in the exact same place in your own cunt. The perfect weapon for a couple of bisexual perverts such as you two.”

“W-Wow...” gasped Darkness in awe.

Aqua’s eyes sparkled at me like I’d just unveiled the holy grail to her. “I- Kazuma. I don’t know if I tell you enough how smart you are.”

I smiled smugly at her. “No, you don’t. But don’t let that stop you from railing Darkness with all your godly might.”

With no further prompting needed she began thrusting in earnest. Spurred on by the pleasures she was feeling. “I ~ah!~ feel it Darkness!” She exclaimed, “I-I’m so deep ~Oh!~ inside yooouu! It’s like _~ah!~ _our souls are connected!"

~NNHAH!~ I-I feel it too Aqua! ~OO!~ Keep going! Harder!” Moaned the crusader and the two locked lips in erotic yuri glory.

However it was also making me feel like a third wheel. I had been resting my dick inside Darkness’ asshole to let her get used to my size but that time was over. I quickly got in sync with Aqua’s thrusts as I plundered this magnificent booty.

Darkness couldn't stop moaning at this point. Her tongue flopped out of her mouth and her eyes rolled back in her skull. It was the first time I'd seen that one hentai face IRL but fuck it's just as hot as the drawings. "Y-you're both rubbing up inside of mmeeeeee!!!!" She squealed through the intense attacks.

“Kazuma Kazuma! Darkness is making some really funny faces!” beamed Aqua, loving the way she was affecting the beautiful woman in front of her. Hypnotically watching every jiggling part of her with a sense of awe. “Why do her faces make me want to thrust into her more?”

I rolled my eyes, "I really shouldn't have to explain lust to you Aqua."

"Lust..." She murmured. Pumping her fake dick into her friend extra hard she shouted "Darkness, I lust you!"

Darkness couldn't respond, she was being thrown into a massive orgasm from the combined attacks. Her asshole shivering and squeezing me extra tight as a torrent of liquid shot out onto Aqua's crotch. Trusting my instincts I slammed down further inside of her and twisted my cock about, using my hands to pull on her hair and smack her ass at the same time. It quickly forced her into a rolling orgasm that lasted an extra minute. Something that could have lasted even longer if Aqua hadn't stopped to admire the view of the mind broken blonde. She reached up to smooch the tear stricken face long and hard as Darkness came down off her high. Darkness' legs were a shaky mess, and she'd be supported by only our hard poles if it wasn't for her weird bed hook.

We got into a rhythm after that. Just pumping away and enjoying the lusty hanging noblewoman who wanted us to attack her with all we're worth. The contest far out of all of our minds as we just enjoyed the heat and the pleasure that was each other.

But I had an extra ace up my sleeve, and after a few minutes I thought it was time to play it. “Alright Aqua. Let’s kick this into overdrive.”

“I’m going as hard as I can!” She whined, her hips flailing into Darkness like her life depended on it.

I shook my head and exited Darkness's sphincter. Much to her whining disappointment. “No no, you’re doing great. But there’s something about this strap-on that I didn’t tell you two.”

Aqua gasped, watching me walk around Darkness and crouch down to inspect her crotch. "Another thing? The revenge wasn't it?"

I smirked and began fiddling with the strap-on, “It took a lot of work to figure out the mechanics. And tracking down an old item from Japan that still had a working motor. Thankfully some idiot brought their smartphone to this world as if it would fucking work." I rolled my eyes. "Cell towers, hello? Anyway, after juicing up the settings and getting a craftsman and a wizard on it, I managed to create this world’s very first-! ...well, let’s turn it on and see, shall we?”

The switch flipped and the hum of the motor I was so proud in finding slowly began to increase in volume.

"I-is this...?" Aqua began.

"W-what's happen...?" Darkness asked in unison.

From this angle I was able to see the results in real time. The small but intense shaking of the strap-on lit up and ripped through Darkness' pussy, sending it careening in shocks and liquid as she screamed in pleasure. And not seconds later the revenge kicked in with the other vagina suddenly exploding with vibrations and sensations.

To think, I'd made a vibrating strap-on in this world. I truly am a genius.

The two just screamed out together. Neither able to do anything but screech as the vibrations sent electric shocks all through their neurons. This was likely Darkness's first experience with such a device, Aqua probably knew about them but I was never sure how far her sexual history went. Currently she was climbing up onto her friend to shove the pleasure stick even further into the both of them she could, while also using her to try and balance her shaky legs.

"And here's a few 'thrusts' into your pussy to add some sensitivity." I hummed, plunging my fingers a couple times into Aqua to make her experience even better. I'm such a nice guy, I'm sure if Aqua wasn't suddenly orgasming she'd probably be saying something similar.

Hopping back up I quickly re-entered Darkness. No longer needing to match Aqua's thrusts I was free to just ram myself into her quaking body again and again. Her head flung about with my attacks. I had to battle with Aqua's legs for a moment as she'd climbed so far up she was just draping herself over the strung up woman. She was still vaguely thrusting but it was as weak and as tired as she was.

Personally I was still just loving the body I got to thrust into. She'd loosened up enough for me to get real deep with my cock and she was so sweaty and wet that it felt so good gliding in and out of her. This hole was mine for the taking and I knew Darkness wanted me to have it. Even through the vibrating screams I could hear her lustful choking grunts whenever I plunged into her. She was feeling me just as much as Aqua.

After a long amount of thrusting I came deep into Darkness’ rectum. The heat and shaking too much for me to handle. The girls did not share in my orgasm this time from what I could tell. Unless they did, it was getting hard to figure out where one of their orgasms ended and the next began.

My dick shlurped out of Darkness very satisfyingly and I saw my jizz seep from her hole. Bubbling out in a job well done.

Two of the hottest women in my life still clung desperately to each other, now locked in tonguely matrimony. Looks like they’re enjoying themselves. I sighed with my deflating dick, it would be nice to keep at it with them honestly.

Hey wait, I can totally keep at it! I wanted my dick to get hard again and so it did! Just like I’ve normally always been able to do, I guess.

There was a stray thought that questioned whether that was right. Had I always been able to get erect straight away? Was that a power I'd had? But what you fail to realise is: I just came in busty blonde Darkness’ asshole and now I’m ready to go again! Do you understand how little a shit I give about that thought right now?!

It looked like Aqua was starting to have some trouble keeping up with her own desires, becoming a sweaty mess of meat that Darkness was wearing. I decided to help her out while also helping myself to the chance to claim both assholes in one session. I never really thought of myself as an anal guy, butt fuck it.

My tip lined up with Aqua’s asshole. I warily felt around with my cockhead, worried about what I'd feel. After a moment of checking I was satisfied. There was a chance the strap-on would have affected attacks on Aqua as well, and I wasn't particularly fond of the idea of revengefully thrusting into my own butt. Aqua somewhat acknowledged me when she felt me knocking on her back door. Through half lidded eyes she babbled “K-Kazuma...?”

I picked up a stray hair that was matted to her face. "Let's show Darkness your dominating power together, shall we?" I smiled and plunged into the ass of a goddess. Her mind nearly couldn’t handle the pleasure. She was clit to clit with Darkness, vibrating her with the magic item penetrated her while I just slammed nearly balls deep into her. She tensed everything in ecstasy, toes curling, knees shaking, and gripping Darkness’ ass like a stress ball.

Slowly I pulled out, dragging Aqua with me, before I slammed back into her and in turn her slamming Darkness. "KAZUMA!" They sang out in unison. Let me tell you, having two women gasp out your name from one thrust is a memory I’ll be telling my grandkids.

This would be the final battle of the contest, I could feel it. The two girls were reaching the point of absolute exhaustion but thanks to me missing the first session I could keep going. I was basically puppeteering Aqua with my dick to fuck Darkness. Reaching round, I could just about get my arms onto Darkness' shoulders while squeezing Aqua to a pulp between us. Not that she was complaining. With the added hand holds I was able to go even harder inside Aqua. Every thrust I made mashed them and their huge breasts close together again. The two had devolved into one long moan, matching the drone of the vibrator mashed higher and deeper into Darkness' cunt.

I just couldn't believe how good my dick had been treated these last two days. Aqua felt just as tight as Darkness, if not more so. She was also just as easy to glide into, I twitched at the lovely meaty rectum I was able to assault. Guess Aqua could relate when I called her a pain in my ass now. My thrusts were getting erratic, with almost no sense of rhythm from Darkness swinging back and forth. It was a pendulum of pleasure, our three asses as the balls held up by the thankfully strong Lalatina.

The two's bodies were shaking like crazy and I could feel in my instincts that this would be a big one. "Alright ladies! LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!!!" I roared, pistoning into Aqua's anal cavity with every last bit of strength I had. The two mashed and crashed together, the final assault on their senses peaking with this last push until they cried out as one.

"CCCUUMMMMIINNNNGGGGG!!!!" They screamed. A cacophony of bliss tore through the quiet halls of our mansion. My balls tensed and soon I felt the white hot seed explode out of me deep into Aqua. She fell back onto me, unable to hold onto Darkness for a moment longer and knocking my head in a similar fashion to how I hit her earlier. We were both too blissed out to care though, collapsing backwards into a puddle of water and destroyed bedding. Leaving Darkness hanging from the ceiling with her head rolled back and her entire body shaking.

I can't remember how long I laid there. Resting inside of Aqua as we tried to catch our breath. I might have even napped, cause the next thing my brain realised was that I was out of Aqua and she was slurping down the cum I'd left inside Darkness.

“Wait Aqua, this will be my final lesson.” I said getting to my feet, “The last way to satisfy Darkness is to just walk away. It’ll make her feel like a common whore if we go now. Especially if we go take a bath while she stews here in her juices.”

Aqua’s tongue regretfully left Darkness’ asshole, satisfied she’d collected as much cum as she could. I helped my comrade in arms to her feet and we headed for the door. “Alright~ See you in a minute, Darkness!” She chirped and patted her ass gently as we left. With a messy face of cum she definitely looked like she needed a bath. “Do you want to keep this going a bit? Maybe jerk off with my pussy again?”

“Yes.” I replied very quickly, turning to the woman in the middle of the destroyed room. “Hey Darkness, is it okay if-? She’s nodding, let’s go.”

I grabbed Aqua’s hand and led her quickly out the room. A giddy look on her face that probably matched mine. Neither of us heard what Darkness mumbled to herself as she hung from the ceiling.

“...even cuckqueanry play? This really is the best day ever…"

Chapter 16: Dominate Darkness Part 5 (Ending Ceremony)

Summary:

I wonder who won? (It was the audience.)

Chapter Text

Around an hour or so later Kazuma and Aqua came back from their bath. Both glistening and lounging in towels with Aqua wearing a dopey satisfied smile. The sight was incredibly arousing even to someone who had just been thoroughly fucked so recently.

The two cut me down and let me out of the ropes. Letting me quickly rush to the toilet, and after we all crashed on the couch. Me and Aqua snuggling into the warm arms of our half naked prince.

"Man, your room got fucked up Darkness." Was the first thing Kazuma said as we sat there. He was right, with the water attack decimating my room I'll need to procure a new bed at some point. If Vanir let's me use the normalities for something like that I'm not sure, but for the mean time I'll just see if Kazuma doesn't mind a new blonde fuck pig in his bed.

We had wheeled the magic blackboard in from my room and set about ironing out the rules to the contest. Mostly just giving points for thrusting, caressing, leaving me to be cucked, and various other sexy actions. It was amazing the board was able to calculate so much of the minutia of the actions. Even calculating orgasms that were given to Aqua by Kazuma and vice versa through negative points.

After all was said and done, with the amount of orgasms Kazuma had given me he had just squeaked out the victory. 5152 points to 5091.

Interestingly, Kazuma didn't gloat, instead he frowned at the results. “I have more points but there should probably be more given to Aqua. She was doing some crazy things that haven’t been counted yet.”

Aqua rubbed her hair with a towel, smiling gracefully. “Yeah, but I only got there because of your guidance and magic item. Really you should be the Harem Knight Kazuma.”

They both looked at me for the answer. Their competitive natures had melted away amongst all the points and the teachings to form a beautiful friendship. And I'd experienced it first hand myself. These two were an amazing team, it was no wonder they'd achieved so much together against the Demon King even when they bickered so much.

I couldn't choose.

And I didn't want to.

“Both of you should win."

The two looked at me with shock. "That was an option?!" Kazuma exclaimed.

I nodded with a big smile, "It's non-traditional, but I make the rules and I think you’d both be perfect.”

My two favourite people considered this, staring one another up and down with a trepidatious curiosity.

“Well, at least I wouldn’t be taking orders from Aqua.” Kazuma said thoughtfully.

“And Kazuma can’t make me do anything weird that I don’t want.” retorted Aqua. Looking him in the eyes she blushed a little. “We have made a kind of good team in the past.”

“Yeah… we have.” He agreed.

“And now we get to be a team while having lots and lots of sex!” She beamed, hopping to her feet in excitement. "I'm in if you're in Kazuma!"

“Hell yeah I am!” He exclaimed, pumping his fist. The two then sealed the deal with a high five. Kazuma turned back to me “So Darkness, is there a initiation for this title, or like, a document we need to sign?”

Hmm, I suppose there should be some ritual. I looked around the room and quickly spotted Aqua’s discarded strap-on.

“Okay, just do exactly as I say for the normal ceremony and I will knight you properly. Both of you get on one knee.” I told them, giggling slightly as they both complied. The towels were suddenly not enough as they shifted around from the new positions and exposed their crotches to me.

Wielding the instrument that was recently nestled inside of me like a sword, I brought it to Kazuma’s shoulders. “Kazuma Satou. Do you pledge to be the penis for the Dustiness-Ford harem? To ravage and dominate your subordinates as much as you see fit for the good of the nation?”

“I do.”

I brought the tool to the other shoulder, lifted it off him, and bowed slightly. “Then rise, virile Sir Kazuma. Let your cock stay healthy and hard for the eternal honour of the clan!”

He got up and nodded at me. His face a mix of disbelief and excitement that he actually became the harem knight he wanted.

I turned to the kneeling goddess who was wagging her hips in anticipation. I placed the damp dildo on her shoulder.

“And you Lady Aqua. Do you pledge to be the top bitch of the Dustiness-Ford harem? To reward and boss your subordinates around as much as you see fit?"

“Yeah!”

I followed the same action I had done for Kazuma, smearing her with my juices. “Then rise, beautiful Sir Aqua. Let your judgement stay true and your womb forever fertile. For the good of future and our clan!"

She joined Kazuma in standing, the two couldn't stop themselves from giggling in happiness.

“Mannn I really never thought I’d be head of a harem when I came to this world. Though obviously I wished for it every single day.” Kazuma reminisced.

“Yeah you did!" Aqua laughed, pointing at Kazuma. "In the barn he used to pick a new god every night to pray to! I used to find it really creepy but I think I get it now. Head of a harem really feels nice doesn’t it Kazuma?”

“We’ve been the heads for about a minute, but yes, obviously.” He proudly agreed. “Now we just need to increase our numbers a bit, yeah? Is that the plan, Darkness?”

Aqua purred at her imagination. “Mmm. I hope so. There’s a lot of people around town I wanna play with.”

I smiled in approval, the two were just as excited to ruin the town as I was. And I knew exactly where we should start. "Shall we go out for lunch?"

Chapter 17: An Appetizing Receptionist

Summary:

Who's first on the menu?

Chapter Text

Walking through the streets of Axel, just the three of us, felt like old times.

Me and my companions, a lovely sunny day, and going towards the Guild to see some of our friends. Kazuma and Aqua had even gotten dressed in their usual outfits, at first glance you'd think that nothing had changed and it was just us regular adventurers heading to town. The streets were much fuller than they were yesterday, the bustling market providing cheap deals and friendly smiles to those who want them. It was nice, it was peaceful.

"Hgk!" I choked.

"Shoot. You okay there?"

Kazuma stroked my face with the hand he was holding my leash with. I had gone back to wearing his tracksuit but with the zipper undone still, letting my sweaty, unbathed mess of a lewd body out for the world to see... mostly. I'd made a new cow print micro bikini to cover my nipples and help contain my now permanently leaking nipples. It still wasn't turning heads from anyone but it's at least making Kazuma and Aqua stare, which is all I ever needed. We had also put a red leash and studded collar on me, which Kazuma was holding tentatively. I'd convinced them that they needed to walk with me like this sometimes in order to prove their dominance over me. Just setting the ground work for future dreams, you know? Kazuma wasn't fully enjoying it though, getting worried every time I let out a lovely choke of pain. I could have changed his preference to seeing me hurt but being tended to was nice as well. I smiled at his tender touch before another hand entered my vision.

"My turn to hold her!" Aqua suddenly yanked the leash from Kazuma's hand and dragged my choking self over to a green grocers. "Hey! Did you know I'm a Harem Knight!" Without hearing a reply she ran over to a different market stall, one with lots of vases. "You're looking at the owner of a harem, see?!" The goddess waved my leash around his face making me nearly fall into his pottered wares. We continued like this for a while, her showing me off or gossiping as the townsfolk just looked confused. A few at least greeted my ass properly but most didn't get the chance as Aqua kept running around. Kazuma followed along, frowning at my aroused choking. Or at Aqua, either way. "We're Harem Knights and these two had sex!" She exclaimed to a large gentleman with a mohawk.

"Uh. Isn't that the point?"

"No no, before that. Ah, you don't get it." She dismissively walked away from the confused man with me in tow. "Oh look, some Axis followers! Hi guys~!" Aqua called out.

The two women were going from person to person handing out flyers, as Axis Cult members often do in town, but as soon as they saw Aqua and Kazuma they looked very embarrassed and ran off.

Aqua blinked in confusion. "Eh? Didn't they see me? Where are they going?"

"-cough- Probably to -cck- masturbate." I purred in a raspy, choked voice. "Now that they worship Kazuma's cock, them and every girl of the church normally have to masturbate to the thought of it and him at least once a day."

"I-is that right...?" Kazuma asked absolutely stunned at that news. "I'd almost forgotten that people were worshipping me now..."

I hadn't. It was one of those naughtier normalities that my brain was bouncing between regretting and enjoying. On one hand it made this tryst suddenly affect a lot of people and their lives... and on the other The Axis Order weren't exactly my favourite people so them all praying to both Aqua and Kazuma's dick was pretty funny.

"Yes, but that can't be what they were doing Darkness." Aqua advised, crossing her arms. "My Axis order are very dutiful so they would have released their pent up worship as soon as they woke up this morning!" She beamed, ever proud of her church even when it came to their cumming. "They must have just been rushing to a sale of more soap!"

Kazuma wasn't listening, he was walking in silence while his eyes tried to search round corners for the two Axis members who had run off.


We entered the nearly empty guild with an unfamiliar sense of purpose.

For once we weren't here for quests, but a goal.

A blonde goal.

We walked over the reception desk to see our target. It was her and two others at the desks today, left of her was a bored looking tomboy with short auburn hair, and on the right was a spaced out blonde girl with long hair who was just looking at her nails. Luna was sitting there reading the paper before she saw us and perked up with a small blush on her face.

"Hi Darkness! Are you here for your party...? Or, uh, other things." She asked, squirming in her seat, looking very ready to abandon work for a chance to relieve me.

It was also when I got a good look at her. This lesbian normality affecting my head again as I saw the woman who had plundered my depths yesterday. She maybe wearing one of the sluttier outfits I've ever seen on a woman, and that's saying something from me and what I was wearing. A little red tie was all that stopped her from being uncovered from the nipple up. Her white top was baggy, and she clearly never wore a bra, her colossal tits were always a treat to see as they never stopped swinging and jiggling as she performed her duties. Luna was fiddling with one of her slightly orange hair bangs, looking up at me with cute, pleading eyes that fluttered at me with desire.

I reached forwards and stuck two fingers onto her tongue. She started suckling instantly, swirling her tongue around and around. Luna looked like she'd been lost in the desert for a week and was now lapping at an oasis.

"Mmmmm...." She hummed as I retreated my fingers. "T-thanks... Darkness, thank you. Seriously. I haven't been able to get your taste out of my mind all day. It was driving me crazy."

The blonde haired girl suddenly popped her head around. "She won't stop going on and on about it. How she wants exclusive rights to slurping noblewoman pussy from now on."

"Shut up Emma!"

The tomboy then poked her head round. "She's really sold me. Sure you wouldn't want a twofer milady? We all agree my tongue is way better than Luna's" She put a V up with her fingers and started licking between them wildly.

"Quiet Harriet! And you do not!"

As I watched the three battle it out for the rights to lick my pussy, I missed a conversation behind me.

“K-Kazuma?”

“Yes. Kazuma here.”

“I have to apologise.”

He raised an eyebrow. “Hmm? What did you do now?”

“Nothing! I think…” She shook her head then stared at the three in front of them with crossed arms. “No, I just... I always thought you were a dumb, virgin, pervert, NEET, weirdo, freak, loser for staring at Luna’s breasts so much whenever we came here... but I totally get it now.” She laid her head in her hand with a sigh and stared at the creamy globes. “They’re beautiful…”

He gruffed a little at the multiple insults but ultimately just agreed. “Hell yeah they are.” The two were finally finding some common ground now that the world's perverted level was going up thanks to me. “Don’t forget about that ass either.”

As if on cue Luna turned around to yell at a fourth girl who had entered the ring, her tiny shorts riding high up into her crack and giving the party a lovely view.

“Oh my god, you’re so right Kazuma. I just want to ravage her from top to bottom.”

"Well that is the goal." He responded, happily imagining that as he watched the chaotic scene from afar, not being responsible for yelling in the guild for once.


After we calmed things down we had convinced Luna to sit with us to discuss some things. She was confused, but accepted as long as we waited till after lunch since the work today was slow anyway. We ordered some drinks and food and enjoyed a quick bite before Luna finally came over to join us. She sat awkwardly next to Kazuma, with me and Aqua on the opposite side.

"So, uh, what's this about guys?" She asked a little nervously. "You know I can't give you a forward on quest rewards. Most of that guy's dragon money is going back to him as apologies and the rest will try and cover Aqua's tab."

Kazuma fumed at her at that news, making Aqua look away and whistle 'nonchalantly'. I decided to just keep us on topic.

"Actually Luna, we've got some news we wanted to share with you." I said, unable to stop my excited smile, "We're all part of the Dustiness-Ford Harem now."

Luna gasped, quickly followed by Aqua rapidly pointing at herself and Kazuma, "We're the heads! And they had sex! But then we had sex, and then I had sex with both of them, then her, then both, then him, then I've been groping both of them a lot on the walk over here. And Darkness, I thought we agreed I get to tell the gossip!"

"Would you zip it?!" Kazuma growled.

Luna just smiled, "Wow! I'm so happy for you guys! That's a big deal! I wasn't sure if Darkness was going to continue that legacy when-" Her eyes went wide in shock then she quickly bowed her head. "Oh! I-I'm sorry if I stepped on any toes by helping you masturbate yesterday! I had no idea-"

I waved her off. "I only enacted it this morning. You were just doing your job, don't worry."

The blonde beauty sighed at that news. "Phew, that's a relief."

"In fact..." I chuckled, leg stroking hers under the table. "We want you to join us."

Her jaw dropped only to be caught by hands shooting to her mouth in gasp, "W-what?" She looked quickly between the three of us. I had said this was a great honour to be a part of but she looked like someone told her she was secretly a princess. Tears were forming around her eyes from how overwhelmed she was, "You... you guys are serious?"

"Goddamn right we are." Kazuma reassured her, stroking the poor girls back. I also reached over to stroke her hand. "You were our first stop, you come highly recommended by Darkness. Plus, you know, you're super hot."

"Superdy duper hot." Aqua agreed, nodding her head rapidly.

Luna wiped her eyes quickly on her sleeve, "I don't know what to say..."

SLAM

"Here's. Your. Refills." Harriet growled, the sudden attack on the table making us all jump. The tomboy was absolutely seething in anger for some reason.

"Woah, what's up with you?" Kazuma asked, nervously grabbing his grog.

She clicked her tongue and folded her arms. "This is just absolute bullshit. Everyone tells me to keep the masturbating thing a secret so that we just focus on each other and not have to blow everyone who comes in, then the one time Luna breaks that she gets to join a noble's harem! I am so angry. Maybe I'll just start fucking everyone who comes in from now on. See what offers I get."

She seemed pretty upset, but mostly because she wants to be more perverted in the work place. Maybe the hiring team aimed for slutty girls who would be willing to help customers in every way, fortunately I had an extra pair of hands to keep the peace. "You know Aqua, Harem Knights are normally allowed to masturbate wherever and whenever they want."

"Fuck yeah!" The goddess just shoved her hand up her skirt. Perfectly happy to stare at Luna's big breasts as she stroked her unprotected sex.

"D-do you need a hand?" I heard Harriet ask. I went back to Luna who had finally begun to accept reality and was babbling about this chance.

"This is so huge... I don't have to go to that stupid singles mixer for starters. And I'll have to send a letter to my mom tonight, rub it in her stupid face when she said this job wouldn't lead to anything..."

I cut off her ramblings, "So does that mean you accept?"

"Of course it does! Was that not a given? Who would ever say no?!"

I smiled at her enthusiasm, happy with our first acquisition. She may not be the most powerful or useful asset to us, but she'll always be the first woman to lick my cunt. And that's special.

With Aqua now hopping up onto the table for Harriet to suck the goddess' clit, I sidled on over to the other side. Luna again seemed to squirm a little in anticipation, an eagerness to please being added to her emotional mix as she awaited instructions. I leaned down to kiss her, smothering her tongue with mine as I claimed the receptionist for our harem officially. She happily accepted me back, sucking down as much of my saliva as she could find.

When we disconnected she was panting. "Darkness... did you get sexier or is my desire to suck you gone too far now?"

Not knowing how to explain her magical new attraction to me, I instead scooped the smaller woman up off the bench and sat down where she was. Setting her down on top of my lap I wrapped my hands around her stomach to slowly pet the woman who had given us so many quests over the years and was now looking at me with such passionate expressions, a pout on her lips just begging to be smothered with smooches. In our new position we faced Kazuma, who also swung one leg over the bench to look at the two busty blondes he now owned.

"Well Kazuma? How do you want to enjoy your very first harem member?"

She looked up at him full of hope. Desperate to please. Hungry for her masters orders.

"Tits!" He exclaimed.

We both chuckled.

"Somehow I knew you'd say that." She smiled.

I moved my arms out of the way, Luna picking up my motion to move her arms behind her back which I locked in when I wrapped myself back around her. She was now completely at his mercy, the jiggle to her clothed tits already too hypnotic to any outside viewer. Kazuma slowly reached forwards, grabbing the hem of her top and bringing it down to unveil the coveted breasts that hundreds had fantasized about.

Cute pink areolas slipped into view, revealing that even with the size of her breasts she had inverted nipples. Or 'shy nipples' as that book I read called them. All I knew was some boy with a high luck stat would need to do some happy sucking in order to bring those babies out.

The final part of her loose top slipped off. Kazuma just sitting back to admire the glorious hills he'd admired for so long. Aqua could only see them upside down while being eaten out but she too was staring with wide eyes and a dropped jaw at the pure majesty that was Luna's chest.

"I-is this okay?" She asked, unsure of the silence that had befallen us.

I squeezed her a little in my arms, reaching up to squeeze them a little bit. The pillowy funbags were heavenly to touch and squeeze. "More than okay. Isn't it Kazuma?"

"T-tits..." He mumbled with a nod. Not wasting anymore time he scooped up the breasts from my hands and set to work. Her breath hitched a little at the sudden contact, his large warm hands spreading her around and slowly squeezing Luna for all he was worth. As usual Kazuma was in heaven, with his unashamed and slack jawed smile that I loved so much. I was currently helping the process by squirming my hand down her shorts to stroke her slit, holding her close and nibbling on her ear to really feel her reactions as Kazuma and I divulged her. Her moist pussy was growing hotter by the second, and the inside of her was tighter than Aqua had been, but then, she hadn't had Kazuma to stretch her out. Yet.

"Y-you guys are so talented~" She gasped out as her flesh was fondled, "T-thank you again for letting me join your h~ah~rem."

"Our pleasure." I purred into her ear. Rewarding her praise with a second finger inside of her. Kazuma's mind was lost to the exotic pleasures of Luna's breasts and therefore did not respond.

He soon craned his neck down and sucked on her right breast. His expert instincts guiding him to know exactly how to uninvert her nipples with the right level of suction to not hurt her. Luna still had her hands behind her back and was gripping Kazuma's tracksuit for support as he sucked. Her thick ass was grinding into the thin fabric of the tracksuit pants as I stroked her deeper. Her reactions were still so cute, the memory of the usual calm and collected Luna spurring on my desire to see her mewl and gasp at our assault.

"Hey! Let me do one!" Aqua blurted out as soon as Kazuma disconnected from Luna's breast, backstroking herself along the table to get closer to the nipple and leaving an annoyed and messy Harriet.

He acquiesced to the request and shimmied us around slightly to smush the breast into the goddess' face. Aqua hung her head over the lip of the table, completely upside down as she gripped the breast with both hands to enjoy it for a second before sliding it into her mouth. She wasn't as talented as Kazuma but her eagerness soon brought out the shy nubbin. The two nipples together being exposed to the guild was a very erotic sight, Luna shuddering at the attention and love she was receiving. It was shaping up to be the best shift of work she'd ever taken.

"You done?" Harriet annoyedly asked, Aqua scooting herself back to that side of the table but going further to sit next to her on the bench.

"Yeah, but I wanna suck your boobies now." She purred, yanking down her top. Soon the surprised Harriet was stroking the bluenette's hair as she hungrily tongued her B Cup breasts, not expecting this masturbation session to be so rewarding.

What a world this was. I couldn't help but think I was making everyone a little happier. Sure we were debasing ourselves, but carnal desires to enjoy each other often underline every interaction. I was just bringing that to the forefront and allowing my friends to be the masters of their own desires.

"Luna, you're a very lucky girl." I cooed into her ear.

She was breathing hard at this point. "I kn-now. I just can't thank you enough for lett-"

"Yes, that." I cut her off only because I was excited by my newest idea. "But also the new normal skill Kazuma just learned. It lets him pick a place on a woman and make that spot as sensitive as her pussy."

Luna's eyes went wide, looking back at me then turning slowly to the smirking Kazuma.

"Tits." he repeated.

Kazuma's hands glowed pink for just a second and he squeezed hard, the receptionist's eyes suddenly rolled back in her head. "Hgk!" She choked out, foam forming at the edges of her clenched teeth as suddenly her breasts felt the best they'd ever felt. I also picked up my stroking of Luna's actual pussy. Holding her tightly against my body to stop her from bucking out of both mine and Kazuma's grip. She had locked up to stop herself from instantly cumming but soon she melted back into us, releasing that tension with an "AaaahhhhHHHhhhh~" leaning her head back into my shoulder as her tits were mauled with renewed purpose by Kazuma.

"...aaand got it!" Aqua suddenly exclaimed. I looked over to her happily grinning at her adventure card. "'Pussy Pressure' hm? Sounds fun! Thanks for the skill Kazuma!" She chirped to her not listening friend. Aqua then turned back to her exposed playmate, "Oi, gimme your finger." she ordered Harriet who confusedly gave up her hand.

The goddess coyly smiled and then slurped up the finger into her mouth. Another pink particle slinked out from her lips and suddenly Harriet buckled.

"Gah! Wwwhaat the hellll?!" She moaned, her finger tingling intensely in the goddess' mouth. Her tongue swirled around the appendage and Harriet shook in confused pleasure.

"Oh this is going to be fun~" Aqua giggled after popping the finger from her mouth. Then diving forwards and claiming Harriet's mouth with another pink energy kiss. Loud moans escaping from the tomboy's newly sensitive lips.

Luna was throbbing in my lap, Kazuma was throbbing in his, and Aqua just loving life making out with a waitress.

We'd also had a surrounding audience I'd been unaware of. While the cafeteria area had been almost completely empty by the time Luna had sat down, there was some stragglers who were now watching the tit fondle show with high levels of interest. Some of the patrons were even being dragged away to backrooms by the staff as they'd apparently been getting too frisky with themselves.

The stimulation was finally too much for Luna and she began to breath rapidly into our synchronized touches. I sped up my fingers and thumbed her clit while Kazuma focused his new power on the girls nipples, making his own clits to pull on. She threw her head back, body shaking wildly as I covered her mouth with mine to perfect her first orgasm under us. Her juices exploded over my hand and her muffled screams poured into my mouth. As she rode the aftershocks I just let her suck on my tongue to taste as much as she wanted while she came down.

"Damn, she's so lucky."

"Who knew Kazuma was so good at groping tits?"

"Hello sir, would you like me to take care of that?"

The comments swirled around the table. A lot of the waiting staff had come out to stare at the five of us. Some trying to get the attention of me and Kazuma, others offering to take over from Harriet who was struggling to keep up with Aqua's newest weapon. I'd never really noticed this about the guild before, but it was a cornucopia of low cut tops and slutty girls. I'm glad I picked this place first. Maybe the earring's power was corrupting me but looking around I just wanted to ravage each and every one of these girls.

"Luna, we are very happy to have you join our harem." I squeezed her tired form in my arms. She squeaked out a tired agreeable grunt. "But it seems a shame to ignore the chance for so many new Harem members here. Don't you think Kazuma?" Instantly the mood shifted as the audience suddenly saw they had an in to our harem. Some girls posing a little to get his attention or slipping their tops a little too far down to unveil themselves to him. His dick was threatening to rip open his trousers.

"I, yes, um. I know... what you mean."

I smiled at him then went back to the blonde in my arms. "So I was thinking. It's normal for the Harem Knight to come to an agreement with a business to claim ownership of it. Letting them change the rules and the workers in exchange for financial and sexual backing."

A new wave of excited chatter erupted in the crowd. All talking about how they'd get to be part of a harem and what they'd do to rise to the top. The explicit nature of a few of their descriptions clearly enraptured Kazuma's attention and imagination.

Luna looked a little reserved, "Financial backing does sounds nice. And I'm sure all the girls will be happy to join a noble's harem."

I sensed a little bit of resentment from suddenly not being the only one to join. "Don't worry, you're the one we want for personal use. The others will just be part of the new business of breeding. We'll even make you the manager of the guild and everyone in it so we can focus on... other things."

Luna seemed to warm back up at that, snuggling closer into my arms.

"So we just have to sign the a deal and this place will be officially part of the Dustiness-Ford Harem!"

"HMPH!" came an angry woman's voice from behind me. "Well, I suppose I'll need to find another place to eat then!"

Chapter 18: The Prosecution's Main Course

Summary:

Sena faces some charges.

Chapter Text

“Hmph!” The woman said again as we all turned around to see who it was.

Long black hair flowed down her back, held in place on her head with a beret and hairpins. She wore a blue and gold striped suit that clung to her curves, accentuated by a blue skirt that lead onto nice looking legs covered in pantyhose. A small pair of glasses sat in front of fierce purple eyes that glared back at us. She had crossed arms and an attitude of absolute authority bearing down on us as she angrily drummed fingers against her arm.

Sena was the Royal Prosecutor of Belzerg. A woman we've had a few encounters with over the years. She was the one who called us whenever one our party found themselves in prison (which was all of us at some point or another). She'd also prosecuted Kazuma when he had to save the town from the spider mech, though it was mostly his own misplaced words that took it further than it needed to. At least I was able to save him back then...

“Hey, Ms. Prosecutor!” Kazuma cheerily waved.

Her head shot to him first. "Hello Satou Kazuma. I am unsurprised to hear about your recent job roll of Harem Knight."

"Oh, uh... thank-?"

"It was far from a compliment." She snapped, but then turned the angry eyes from Kazuma to me. "I had hoped you had decided to go against all traditions when you left your home, Lady Dustiness. Your transition to Harem Knight is truly dire news."

Her arm tapping threatened to rip a hole in her suit, I really didn't know what we'd done to anger her this much so quickly.

"S-sorry...?"

Sena clicked her tongue at me. "Tch. Pathetic." She hissed, making me shrink down a little behind Luna. She turned to the crowd, "And now all of you insipid workers are going to let her swoop in here and purchase your establishment? Just so you can sleep with him?!"

She gestured at Kazuma. A murmur returned in the crowd as the women who were praising him suddenly all were looking at Kazuma a little judgementally, making him a little sheepish to be put on the spot like this.

"What is your problem?!" I jumped up to defend him after putting Luna down, my height giving me an advantage to threaten the newest problem in my life.

She didn't even blink at my anger. “I cannot stand Harem Knights. They are just a bunch of perverted nobles that keep drifting into town to scoop up hard working citizens." She started walking towards me making me back up as she poked my chest angrily. "Pleasuring themselves all willy-nilly while us in the public defenders office have to clean up. I’m the one who has to take the reports from rejected husbands, abandoned partners, and jealous wives, and then prosecute those lovesick fools for not following protocol! Harem Knights make my life a living. Hell."

Wow, how far back did this normality go? Were these real events or just new memories for her?

Either way her being all up in my face and shouting triggered a defence mechanism in my brain.

“Well I think that the reason you're angry is because normally you're just jealous and desperately want to join a harem.”

“Well of course it is!!” She yelled, grabbing the tracksuit to yell at me properly. “All these people getting swooped up and fucked, yet no one ever came to me! Am I not good enough to even be in a degenerate harem!?" She dropped my collar then went back to the table behind us to angrily swipe her drink from the table to down the last of it. Wiping her mouth she continued, "I've dealt with hundreds of Harem Knights and the legions of satisfied women they've left in their path, yet they always ignore me! Year after year and I see the complete freaks they have sex with! What the hell is wrong with m-!”

Her face finally fizzled out of anger and changed to surprise when Aqua wrapped her arms around Sena's body from behind.

With her gentle, goddess voice Aqua soothedly spoke, “It’s okay, mean lady. You can join our harem if you want.”

"W-what?!" Sena asked in shock. Turning to look like she had just seen a ghost.

"Yeah, you sure about this Aqua?" Kazuma asked, feeling a little more confident in himself again and reaching an arm around the Luna I'd left behind.

Aqua nodded, "I'm a head too, right? So I get to pick girls as well. And I felt really bad listening to her lonely story about dealing with everyone and wanted to help out by giving her lots of kisses."

He gave her a bemused smile, "You'd be a little too easy to seduce but your sentiment makes sense. I've always thought Sena was cute when she goes gap-moe mode, so I don't mind."

"Cute? Kisses? Y-you guys are serious aren't you... I get to be part of your harem?" Sena spoke, still a little flabbergasted.

"You'll have to have sex with him." I angrily gestured to Kazuma. He looked a mix between confused at what I was doing and happy that he got to have sex with her.

Sena looked very apologetic, nearly tearful. "Oh god, I'm so sorry. I-It's been so long since I was even considered... I was just so jealous, please don't hold it against me." She deeply bowed to me. I'm sure she would have even got on the floor to beg, she did seem genuinely sorry so I cooled off my temper. I have a plan for her either way.

I placed my hand on both of her shoulders one after the other. “Welcome to the Dustiness-Ford Harem Sena. I dub thee our official harem inspector! It’s your job to make sure everyone stays healthy and happy in the harem while also keeping track of the admin of the group."

She raised herself up with the largest smile I'd ever seen on the prosecutor. "Thank you... It sounds like a lot of work, but for the sake of... my harem, I'll do all of it. I will not let you down my lady." She beamed and I couldn't help but smile back.

"Yay! Aqua did good!" Aqua cheered, rehugging Sena from behind but this time grabbing two handfuls of suit covered breast. "You'll get to thank me a lot when I sit on your face. Isn't that great?" Sena just stared back at her with shocked awe and growing excitement.

"Oioi, what about us Lady Darkness?" Asked one of the staff in the crowd. A growing confusion in the crowd as to where they stood in the harem.

Suddenly Sena's expression changed to serious and she broke away from Aqua's hands. "I'll handle this mistress. I trust you brought the business acquisition forms for your harem?"

She was staring right at me, forms? "Oh, uh... no."

The prosecutor raised an eyebrow, "Very well. I should be able to have them made promptly, I'll just need all three of your Harem Licences."

...

"My mistress, you do have those don't you?"

"...hypothetically, if we didn't?"

Sena sighed, folding her arms in frustration this time. "It means that only a few of your claims have any legal standing. Since you have knighted Satou Kazuma and Aqua their titles and ranks stay. And as you have dubbed me as your secretary I can keep that title as a job for now, but your acquisition of Luna and the guild will be only an informal one until I can gather the necessary paperwork."

I had no idea I'd created so much work for myself, I just wanted girls to fuck Kazuma not make an entire wing of legal documentation. "Wow, you really do know your stuff." I said, genuinely thankful I made her secretary.

"Thank you for your praise mistress Darkness." She bowed again, really leaning into the role with a faint smile on her lips.

"Making the harem sound all business makes me feel weird." Aqua murmured, staring at Sena. "Like scared, but horny as well. How are you doing that?"

Sena just blushed, "I-, um, t-thank you mistress Aqua..."

"So I'm not a part of your harem?" asked a disappointed Luna in Kazuma's arms.

The prosecutor shook her head. "Not yet. When I leave here I will make the arrangements to have the licences delivered to your house in the morning, but I will need a few extra days to process the guild's acquisition."

I looked down and stroked Luna's face. "So that means you'll be ours in the morning." I hummed, Luna rubbing her face into my touch.

"And the rest of us? We're just waiting a few days?" asked Emma who had sat down next to the abandoned and slightly annoyed Harriet.

Sena was handling the constant questions like a champ, as expected from a prosecutor. "The two heads can make informal purchases of you as individuals until tomorrow, at which point everything will become official."

Everyone seemed to be appeased at that. Most were willing to just wait a couple of days before joining and others were trying to skip the wait by flashing the three of us or putting a hand on Aqua's shoulder.

"A-and we're going to get licenses?" Asked Kazuma, not fully able to tear his eyes away from the desperate girls.

She readjusted her glasses. "I will need to perform at least one check-up on the heads to make sure standards are being met." Sena responded before looking at Luna. "Is there anywhere in this building I would be able to perform my duty in relative privacy?"

Luna had mostly tuned out while being half groped by Kazuma. "Oh, um, the emergency planning room isn't being used, but you might be interrupted if the Demon Lord attacks."

Sena nodded. "I'll take the risk. Mistress Darkness, Master Satou Kazuma, would you two please join me for the check-up now?"


We followed Sena upstairs, though we were her owners her air of authority really did a number on us as we found ourselves following her directions with minimal resistance. The three of us sat in the empty planning room, Sena and Kazuma on chairs facing each other with an arm leaning on the round table while I had grabbed a chair to sit to the side. Sena had also grabbed a few items as we entered, mostly a pen and clipboard for writing notes on. We'd left Aqua downstairs to enjoy a few of the women by herself. She can't get into too much trouble by herself... hmm, even my thoughts knew that was a big lie. Oh well, we were about to own this guild anyway.

Sena cleared her throat, not dropping her very professional attitude for even a second. “Well then, Master Satou Kazuma. You will be judged on two factions today, body and spirit. You must have both in top shape if you are to be leading a harem.”

"R-right." Kazuma nodded, still a little off guard when it came to Sena.

“Starting with spirit, I’ll be using this...” Sena spoke, bringing out a small bell device from her pocket. “...to ask you questions, I believe you are familiar with this device?”

He nodded, "Yeah, it makes a ding when I lie."

"Very good. I'll demonstrate as we had issues with it last time I prosec-" She cleared her throat to cut herself off, not wanting to remind the room of her antagonistical past. Instead addressing the bell, "I am a big purple monster working for the Demon King."

Ding!

She wrote on her pad. "All good. Let us hope this bell does not malfunction. I am only using it here as a safety net, just answer truthfully and there will be no issue." Sena explained, "To begin the questions, what is your sexual orientation?"

"Women." He replied, looking at me and making me smile.

Scribble on the pad, "Age?"

"19"

"Your preferred body type?"

"Lately it's been... tall 'n busty." He looked at me again with a cheeky smile, this time making me blush.

Sena just noted it down. "What is your ideal future? As in, do you want to spend your life in the harem, or would you have preferred a simple life of monogamy?"

He spent a bit more time thinking of this one, "I guess... I'm in the harem life now. No marriage for Kazuma, got to be responsible for the duties I've been given." He replied, looking a little sad in the eyes. It was a look I didn't want from him, maybe he was still thinking about what could have been with Megumin...

"Actually!" I blurted out, "I make the rules and say that if you want to live a life separate from the harem then that's allowed. Your duties can be treated as a job instead of your entire world. If you want."

"So I will still need to find a husband. Wonderful." Sena mumbled to herself with a sigh.

Kazuma gestured to me, "She did say can be, that should give you some wiggle room."

She just adjusted her glasses again, "I appreciate the concern but it's a personal matter. Next question, what is your penis size? This will also be checked in the body section."

"Oh, uh, I dunno, average?" He flustered.

Ding!

"Big." I said instead, earning no ding. It was Kazuma's turn to blush a little, I was definitely going to rip that modesty away from him.

"A few of these questions can be held off until a later date and are more for my own personal records, such as thickness of ejaculate and favourite positions etc." She hummed, still writing away but I couldn't tell you what. "For the last question, what do you want out of a harem?"

He looked back at me then to the bell, "...companionship?"

Ding!

"A sense of duty to the noble family Dustiness?"

Ding!

He hung his head down. "Sex. I want sex. I had good sex with Darkness and Aqua now I want more sex. Sex with lots of girls."

With no more dings sounding Sena was satisfied. "No need to be ashamed, it would be a bad for you to dislike your duties considering the amount of sex you must have for your harem." She casually explained while finishing her writing on the pad. "For now, you are now done with Spirit, unless there's any questions you would like to ask at this junction?" She asked me, I thought for a second before seeing an opportunity. Shimmying over to Sena and whispering in her ear. “The lady Darkness asks what you think of her.”

He didn't need a second to respond. “She’s hot.” No ding.

I giggled but whispered in Sena's ear again. “Further than that. She wants to know how you think of her sexually and… romantically”

“Doesn’t seem very relevant to the harem.” he replied with a raised eyebrow.

Sena just stared at him, “I do as I am commanded.”

He sighed and gave a slight scowl at the bell as he gathered some courage. “Well first of all she’s nuts.” He exhaled, making me a little worried. “But these last few days that extra crazy side hasn’t really come out. It’s ironic with those earrings she’s wearing but she's almost seemed downright normal.” He looked at me while scratching his cheek. “And… I’ve had a lot of fun with her. The breakup I just went through was pretty rough but somehow just spending time with Darkness has been great. I guess... I want to keep seeing where this road takes me. Even if part of me misses that part of our friendship of me shouting at her for being a weirdo.”

My head was beat red at his words. It was the nicest thing he'd said to me in some time, I couldn't believe he was thinking about me so much. I was worried that he'd just gone alone with everything because it was normal and never really thought about it or me. I shimmied my chair around and sat next to Kazuma, leaning my head on his shoulder and hugging his arm as he reached his hand around to stroke my heated face.

“Well she seems satisfied with that answer.” said Sena as she scribbled some more on her paper before punctuating it with one final jab of her pen, then dropping it and turning to us. "Time for the body test."

Kazuma kept comforting me but did turn back to Sena. "What do I have to do for that?"

"First I will ask you to get naked. Then you will perform coitus on Lady Darkness here while I judge your depth, load, and satisfaction levels."

As horny as I was after Kazuma had said those nice things to me... I had a different plan. I leant off of Kazuma and pointed at our prosecutor.

"Sena, we need to check your body as well so why don't you 'perform coitus' on Kazuma?"

Her eyes went wide briefly before she collected herself. "I-if that is what you wish Lady Darkness then I shall not refuse." She then turned to Kazuma, blush slowly forming on her face. "It's unorthodox but... please treat me well Master." She then leant herself forward over the round table, reaching back to flip her skirt over her large ass to present her panties and pantyhose.

Kazuma just smirked, quickly getting undressed. "See? This is the gap moe I was telling you about."

"She is rather cute when she's excited." I agreed, placing a hand on her ass and giving it a thick squeeze through the fabric. It made her squeak in response, pursed lips trying to hold back any emotions as she looked back at her two masters admiring her body. "And hiding such a thick ass for my Kazuma to ravage. You've probably been waiting for this day for so long, you're such a naughty prosecutor aren’t you?”

She whined at my teasing. “N-no...” Ding! the bell suddenly rung out. Sena just turned her head quickly away from us, hiding her face in her hands.

"You're lying Ms. Prosecutor?" Kazuma giggled, "Why don't we ask you a question that you have to answer truthfully to see how naughty you are. Back then, when you were in our party and inside the toad... what did you really think of it?"

She shut her lips tightly, shaking her head back and forth. Her face begging not to answer. I shared a light laugh with Kazuma who at this point had stripped out of clothes with rock hard cock bobbing in the open air. I loved how he wasn't concerned we were in a somewhat public building, perhaps I really was ripping away his modesty. Helping the process I reached forwards and ripped open Sena's pantyhose, shifting her panties to one side to give us both a view of her dripping cunt. The excitement clearly getting the better of her.

Sena looked back at us again with big pleading eyes. I carefully caught Kazuma's dick and lined the two sexes up, stroking his cockhead along her pussy to let her get the feel for it. Sena's ass was shaking in anticipation and her mouth was quivering, the first time in a while I've seen the girl be lost for words.

No one wanting to wait any longer, Kazuma plunged inside her pussy. I watched as her voice synchronised with her walls stretching out to Kazuma's dick. He wasn't able to get very far into her before needing to leave her tight hole, bringing blood back with his outward stroke.

"You were a virgin?" Kazuma asked, surprised. "I guess you are as tight as one..."

"O-of course not!" Ding! "...maybe..." Ding! "Alright! Yes, I was a virgin. Please do not hold that against me, I can still be a good asset to your harem!" She desperately pleaded, an extra whine in her voice as she struggled to deal with the invading meat.

I sat up on the table and caressed her hand. "It's okay, it's okay." I brought her hand up to my mouth to kiss the back of it, "Kazuma took my virginity too. Now he can own both of us fully, don't you think?"

Sena nodded with tightly clenched lips. Trying to hold herself back still as Kazuma began to thrust back into her slowly. Gripping her hips and taking his time to go a little deeper each time to not overwhelm the woman. But that seemed impossible because when his long cock finally bottomed out inside her she suddenly shuddered and gasped out. "Ahhhh!!!~"

"Woah." Kazuma said, "How backed up were you? That was almost too easy." He chuckled, stroking her hair a little as she continued to shudder.

She hid her blushing face against the wood, "I'm sorry... I-it's been... a while since I was able to... relieve myself, and I got too excited..."

The poor prosecutor was already a pitiful puddle. Tears and sweat down her gasping face, drool leaking out her mouth, and her wet pussy was sucking down Kazuma so hungrily. Instead of giving her a chance to rest though, Kazuma started moving again. Enjoying the slick hole she was providing for him to claim her virginity properly. His instincts clearly knew how to make each woman he was feel special, instead of the roughness he gave my pleased pussy he was gently treating her to an almost grinding slowness, only speeding up in the final inch to make her sharply moan.

"S-size; definitely big." Sena mumbled, squeezing my hand a little as Kazuma slammed her again. I was happy to play assist again for Kazuma but he changed that idea when he reached away from her hips to dive his hand into my/his waistband to finger me. I always appreciated his expert massage of my privates, and he clearly wanted to show his prowess in handling two women. I slipped down the pants to give him full access, letting him caress my folds with the same instinctual intelligence his penis provided. Deep, rough thrusts, just how I liked it.

Sena was a mess. She'd orgasmed another four times during Kazuma's powerful thrusting, and she was already building to a fifth. The prosecutor knew this was quickly becoming an addiction, so happy that she was already in the harem of her dreams with a raging bull like Kazuma. The boy who was sometimes named Crapzuma around town and that had given her so much trouble over the years had never crossed her mind when it came to sex, but with every thrust he was inserting himself into all her fantasies for the future. "Satisfaction: Extraordinary!" She cheered, "Please continue to provide excellent results for the final test!"

I hummed into Kazuma's touch. "You want him to provide a big load do you Sena? I wonder why that could be?" I hummed, flipping her over onto her back and opening her shirt to play with her tits.

"I-I'm unsure... what you -ah!- mean mistress."

“I’m saying it's okay to be excited, your body clock is ticking and you've been waiting so looonnngggg." I moaned as Kazuma curled his finger. "It’s... it's perfectly normal for you to be baby crazy."

Her legs suddenly shot up and wrapped around Kazuma's back. “PLEASE SHOOT IT DEEP! CUM IN ME AS SOON AS YOU CAN SO I CAN START CARRYING YOUR BABIES!” Sena yelled, the quiet prosecutor a thing of the past. "INSEMINATE ME! PLEASE! I JUST WANT TO FEEL YOUR BABY BATTER SPREADING THROUGHOUT MY PUSSSSYYYYY!!!!!!"

She sat up and wrapped her arms around Kazuma's neck, the surprised boy suddenly wrapped into a kiss with the sexy prosecutor. Sena wasn't super knowledgeable when it came to sex, but she was clearly book smart and was trying everything to get the cream from Kazuma as quickly as she could. Tongue intertwined with his, hand in his hair and on his ass, breasts mashing up against his chest as she tried to push him further up inside her. "Do it! PLEase! You must impregnate me Satou Kazuma! I want enough that you give me triplets! My body is your fertile field to sew your oats over and over again! PLEASE!"

Her demands were clearly too erotic for Kazuma to handle. He groaned out something that was completely unheard over Sena's cataclysmic scream of "YYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!" As the two spasmed together in unison. She orgasmed hard, as soon as the first spurt of cum entered her womb she was happier than she'd ever felt. Her eggs becoming drenched in white hot jizz as they had been craving for so long. Finally, she would be a mom.

The two panted there together for a little while before he lay her down. Sena spread out on the table, holding her pussy to make sure not a single drop spilled.

"You pass with flying colours."


After that I left them for a second to go get Aqua for her turn.

"Hey Darkness!" I heard her shout as I came down the stairs. "I found my third favourite treat!" She cheered, currently sitting with Harriet and another redheaded girl sat on top of the table in front of her. The two were spread legs without anything covering their presented pussies under their skirts. The goddess had a big glass of alcohol in her hand and slowly poured it down Harriet's abdomen before reaching forwards and drinking from her honeypot. As I approached I saw how drunk her and the girls were currently, big smiles on red faces. Aqua then popped off the squirming woman with a messy smile, "Booze and pussy! Taste's so gooood! Just behind -hic- Kazuma and you for treat scale! Hehehehe~!"

I smiled at the drunken perv. Part of me annoyed she'd gotten hammered in the time we left her, but mostly just proud. "That's great Aqua, but we need you to get fucked by Kazuma for your licence right now. That okay?"

She beamed up at me and stretched her arms up. I scooped her up draped her over my shoulder, the light woman never being a problem to carry.

"Hurry back Aqua!" Harriet called out as we walked away. "Please use me to masturbate whenever you want!"


Soon enough Aqua was riding Kazuma reverse cowgirl, an even more drunken look on her face as her tongue lolled from her mouth.

Sena scratched her chin. “Hmm. Her mind seems to have broken from dick quicker than any Harem member I’ve ever seen. Is this a problem?”

I flustery came up with a lie. “She has some… unique traits from her Arch-Priest training. It's mostly just that she loves Kazuma's dick. Consider it a perk.”

“Very well.” She nodded before frowning slightly at Aqua’s cock drunk face. “Perhaps I would have been a better devotee to the church if I knew there were... perks such as this.”

I decided not to tell her it’s because Aqua’s a goddess, and definitely not because of my magic earrings. Some things could be kept a secret by her masters. Not that Aqua was going to tell anyway, she was absolutely shitfaced and babbling like a madwoman.


We exited the guild again. After a thorough checking we had left Sena to do paperwork, though she said she'd be back tomorrow to do checkups on the rest of the guild staff. The staff who were currently waving at us goodbye and making us swear to return with the paperwork as soon as possible.

It was coming up to afternoon and the markets were winding down. The fresh produce vendors had already shut and most of the people looking around were just regulars. Aqua was drunkenly running around being lecherous and making women feel very sensitive elbows and noses for her own amusement. I was walking calmly with Kazuma, we were wrapped in each other's arms side by side. Sure, I was taller than him so I couldn't snuggle properly but I hoped he didn't mind as I leant my head on his.

"Whew. Weird we'll soon own that place." Kazuma spoke after we crossed the small bridge that begun the walk up to the mansion.

I hummed in agreement. "Not only that, we'll need you to breed everyone in there for the good of the harem." I expected that to get an excited rise out of him, but instead he was frowning. "What's the matter Kazuma? Getting cold feet?"

He seemed a million miles away, looking out to Axel. "Not really. Just... thinking about the future I guess."

I wanted to ask him about it. To wrap him in my arms until everything was okay again. To find out if he really wasn't comfortable with this stuff and find his boundaries.

But none of that happened, once again we were interrupted.

“Darkness! I’m here to put a stop to you!”

Chapter 19: A Thief's Just Desserts

Summary:

Light novel spoilers ahead.

Chapter Text

My head shot up to see who was threatening me. It was a hard to see as they stood in silhouette against the dipping sun but soon they hopped down off the roof and landed in front of us with a gentle tap.

It was someone I knew very well. My longest running friend and one of the reasons I’d even met Kazuma and Aqua. Chris was a short thief with an even shorter top. She wore hot pants over spats and a single band crop top as if to purposefully show off her naval, her only modesty coming from the shawl and scarf combo around her shoulders and neck, and the long gloves and socks she wore on her hands and feet. Chris used to say that it was a good sneaking outfit but I think she's just proud of her flat belly. Her hair was cutely cut short and snow white, with a small scar on her cheek she occasionally scratches whenever things get uncomfortable for her. Chris also claims that she was attacked by a demon and blessed by goddess Eris to explain the scar and hair, but then the story of the demon changes every time it comes up.

I had no idea why she was here though, or why I 'needed to be stopped'.

Aqua was the first to speak. "Eyy! It's the girl who likes getting her panties stolen! -hic- Come on Kazzzzuma, givver what she wants!" She grabbed his hand and started waving it at Chris.

"I-I don't like getting my panties stolen Lady Aqua!" Fumed the thief with a stomping foot.

"Just ignore her she's drunk." Kazuma replied, wrapping her mouth up with his hand and dragging her to the floor to sit in the open grassy patch. We were relatively close to our house, probably only a 5 minute walk away but here we were, just on the outskirts of town next to a cottage with Chris now strangely blocking our path.

After a bit of time where she didn’t really say anything I asked. “Um. So why are you here Chris?”

She seemed to pause at that question, like she was going to say something but stopped at the last second.

“Hang on, why was I here? There was something I needed to confront you about but… no, I can’t think of what it was now. Everything seems normal…”

The word use made my heart a little wary, but after a few seconds she just seemed to turn around and bolt away back around the cottage she'd jumped from.

“Give me one second! Maybe I wrote it down…” Chris yelled.

And with that she disappeared from view. It left the three of us sat here rather awkwardly. Though the drunk Aqua was still taking advantage of the ‘masturbate anywhere’ normality while she leaned on Kazuma.

He just absentmindedly squeezed her tit to help the process along. “Wonder what that was about.”

“I’m not sure.” I replied, giving him a little scowling side eye. “Hopefully she isn’t here to take you off on another ‘secret mission’.”

The two had gone on quite a few ‘secret missions’ which they had refused to disclose with me. Missions that usually involved stealing highly valuable items from around the town's richest patrons, much to my own chagrin. Whilst I was clearly a massive pervert, I was still a noble. Those two running about taking whatever they wanted, getting caught and making ME bail them out time and time again was severely annoying. Not to mention they didn’t trust me enough to even tell me WHY they wanted to steal these important items.

Chris had been my friend first for the longest time… yet there always seemed to be a secret she held onto. I had respected her privacy enough to let her keep it without pressuring her, but I knew she had told Kazuma that secret. The way he acted around her or when I brought the secret up to him made me sure of it. Kazuma, someone who has only been here a few years now knew her better than I did, her oldest friend… and that hurt. And not hurt in the good way.

Even now I could tell he was lying to me, looking away at the subject in a very pitiful way. “N-nah those are probably all finished now. No need to worry about that, nuh uh. No way.”

Damn shitty liar Kazuma. Even after all these gifts of women I’m giving to him he lies. It had better be one hell of a secret for him to do this to me. I would have confronted him about it right here but Chris appeared once more from around the cottage.

She burst out and pointed at me dramatically. “YES! I DO need to confront you! It’s about those… uh…” Chris scanned my body but seemingly couldn’t figure it out again. She then grabbed a piece of paper from her pocket to read. “Those earrings! I think…”

My stomach sunk. How did she know about the earrings? Shouldn't they just be considered earrings to her? Did I say something that had upset her, like I'd inadvertently done to Sena?

Kazuma raised an eyebrow. “What about them? They’re a dud, they just make Darkness say things that are already normal.”

The thief looked confused between me and Kazuma. “Oh, do they? Weird. Maybe I got the intel wrong… why did it seem so important up there?” She mumbled to herself and crumpled up the paper. “Um, sorry for bothering you guys, I guess. Got to go for now. Catch you guys later!” She said with a turn of her heel.

“Hold on!” I shouted, stopping her in her tracks. I marched right up to her, determination rising up within me to finally confront her if she wasn't going to confront me. It was time I got some answers.

“Hmm? What’s the matter, D?” The short girl asked in my grip, giving me a friendly smile. “I need to get going so will this be quick?”

My frown deepened. As usual the thief was trying to run away again, even though this is the first time I’m even seeing her for months. Just vanishing after our last adventure without even saying goodbye to me. She was very good at bailing when things got complicated.

I huffed at her. “Well sorry, but you’re not going anywhere. Kazuma has to use your pussy to masturbate. Right now.”

The two instantly made eye contact. Chris in my grip and Aqua in his. Neither prepared for what I had just said.

“Ah, I-I see... m-makes sense.” She said, blushing up a storm. We walked forwards to the two on the ground and traded women. I draped Aqua onto my back and sat down, Aqua instantly sucking my ear and moaning into it. The drunk girl still loving the taste I provided her.

The other two both started stripping their lower halves, Chris awkwardly unbuttoning her shorts and sliding them down her body. Then, with an even redder face, grabbed her spats and quickly slid them to the floor as well. Unveiling-

"Are you wearing two pairs of panties?" Kazuma asked with a stifled laugh.

She tilted her head away in embarrassment. "E-ever since that day I wear two just in case you try to steal them again..."

Soon they had gotten in position from my prompting. Kazuma lay flat on his back in the grass, his heavy cock leaning over to his belly from it's own weight. The bottomless Chris looming over him as she guided Kazuma's thick head into her pussy. I got a nice view of the snake worming into her petite body, as usual Kazuma spreads the ladies well. The thief was gasping out as she got accustomed to his size, but soon Kazuma reached up and grabbed her hips, guiding her onto his massive tool.

Chris was on her knees, bouncing up on down cowgirl style on Kazuma’s cock as he thrust up from below. It gave me and Aqua a lovely view of Chris, her slowly juicing pussy, her small but modest chest bouncing up and down inside her breast band, while still giving me a chance to interrogate her.

We were sat directly in front of the fornicating pair. “Alright Chris, it’s normal for you to tell the truth when Kazuma’s cock is inside of you.”

She nodded, the blush on her face slowly increasing as Kazuma kept going and going. Her moans at least showed she was enjoying this, which I was glad about because I didn't want to hurt her...

I clapped my hands. “First, have you been lying to me?”

“Yes.” She said, the blunt truth jamming a metaphorical knife in my heart. Well, I guess I knew it already, but the confirmation was still unpleasant.

“Second-”

“Wait, I wanna ask her things too! We should go in a circle.” Aqua excitedly jammed her head in while pushing on my back, “Hmm, have you ever had sex?”

Chris shook her blushing head. “No. I’m still -ah!- a virgin.” She claimed, Kazuma’s large cock just going to town on her ‘untouched’ pussy.

“What do you think of my cock?” Asked the one below her, clearly enjoying himself as he thrust up into her again.

He slammed very deep into her again, “-Ah!- It’s good! This is quite the fun experience!”

“Alright!” I cut in, pushing Aqua off me slightly. Happy my friends were enjoying themselves but really just wanting to cut to the chase. “Why did you lie to me?”

Sweat was pouring down her body now, the rhythmic thrusts of Kazuma's dick made her legs quiver as she struggled to hold herself up. “It -ngh!- it was -ngh!- to protect youuuuuu!”

Protect me? “Wha-?” Aqua cut me off by landing on me again.

“Have you ever sucked a pussy before?” She happily chirped.

Chris shook her head, droplets cascading from her skin. “No! I~IIII’ve only -Kuh!- kissed a girl once before!”

“Would you like to suck a pussy?” Was Kazuma's question, happily following Aqua's lead.

NNGAAAGGHHHHH -ah- -ah- ammmmaybe somedayyyyy!” She shouted out between the violent quakes of pleasure.

Aqua got off me again with a big grin and lifted her skirt. “Why not today!?”

“Guys please!” I groaned, pulling Aqua’s dress so she sat back down next to me. She frumped in annoyance at my annoyance, “I want to talk to her a little bit more!”

Aqua shrugged, deciding just to start sucking at my nipple if she was barred from Chris and Kazuma.

“Chris. What was the lie?” I asked, pleading with her ecstatic expression.

The moans escaping her lips were now long and hard to understand. Her eyes were rolled back and Kazuma had leant himself up to support her. Now kneeling with his arms wrapped around her, using her like a giant flesh sock. “OOH OHHHHHHH I-I’M-I’M- OOOOOUUUEEEEEEERISSSS!!!! SSSSSAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Dammit, she just called out our Goddess' name in pleasure instead of answering me. I clenched her gasping face to try and get her to focus but her eyes were just rolled back, the thief moaning at my touch. “Who? Who are you Chris?”

“Hey! My turn!” Aqua whined, "Chris~ can I suck Kazuma's cum out your pussy when he's done?"

"YESYESYESYES!" She screamed, neither of us sure if that was a yes for the question or a yes for Kazuma's thrusting.

“Who has the best cock in the whole world?!” Kazuma roared with energy. Thrusting harder and faster into the thief.

“KAZUMA!” She wailed. Tongue lolling out of her mouth, liquid streaming out of her pussy, hands gripping Kazuma tightly. “KAZUMA’S DICK IS THE BEST DICK EVER! -AAAHAHHH-! I NEVER WANT TO GET OFF OF IT! UNGHUHH!”

“Chris!" I shouted over her praises, "Who are you?!”

“MMMMMIIIEEEEMMMUHGUGGGBUGHHGUUUGFEEEFFRRASSSSSSSASSASSSSSAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Was all that she got out, completely unable to form words anymore. Her body was a shaking mess, just orgasming over and over again.

I sat back on my heels, feeling frustrated and confused. “What’s happening? You shouldn’t be this cock drunk so quickly should you?”

She couldn’t even respond to that question. Chris just babbled some noises at me through the moans, she lapped at my hand as I moved her sweaty head back to Kazuma's shoulder to stop it from flopping about and causing her a neck injury. Her body was now really just a tool for Kazuma to plunge his dick in, and boy was he taking that with as much gusto as he could. As much as I wanted answers, my pussy was also kind of jealous.

Aqua reached over and flicked her enlarged clit. Chris just gushing another load of liquid from the sensation. “She seems as sensitive as me when I get Kazuma’s dick.”

She was right. “B-but I never changed anything with a regular person’s pussy sensitivity! Just…”

Chris raised up her hands.

Time slowed down through the thrusting and the moaning as I saw a familiar sight, everything suddenly clicking into place in my mind as her two hands opened up two fingers and showed double peace signs to us.

“...goddesses?”

“I-I GUH! have a -gck- declaration to make!” She shouted, her moaning going guttural as her body started shaking more and more.

With Aqua still leaning on my lap and licking my naval, I was unable to reach them in time.

I did try, I scrambled over her, hands flailing back and forth to swipe at them, but I knew it was over when I saw Kazuma’s dick thrust as hard as it could, pulsating as hot sticky fluid rushed through it.

“Wait! Wait! Kazuma STOP!!”

Neither even heard me. Kazuma just moaned in relief and Chris howled in pleasure with wide eyes before yelling out at the top of her lungs:

“DEAR ERIS SECT! THE GODDESS ERIS HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DEFEATED BY SATOU KAZUMA'S COCK!”


Atop a hill in the northern Belzerg province was two churches. A long held rivalry of land disputes had led to the local council deciding that neither religion truly owned the land and they had to build their churches side by side. Neither liked it, often shouting demeaning remarks to one another on days of worship, but the owners of both churches at least tolerated each other. Trying to keep the pranks and wars to a minimum while they were stuck there.

“You know, you were acting pretty high and mighty yesterday when you found out Lady Aqua was defeated by a lowly cock.”

“Shut it.”

"'Such an inferior goddess', 'Eris would be stronger than that', 'How can you even follow someone who's been defeated by penis?'"

"I said shut your trap."

The man was sat outside the Eris Sect church with a very dour look on his face was Jun, currently being teased over the fence by his annoying neighbour Gareth.

"Come onn~, it's only teasing. Man up, we're in this together now." Gareth chuckled, "You're going to need some help telling everyone in the Eris Sect how to deal with the news. My lot were dire last night."

Jun just grumbled, not even looking at the chipper Axis Cultist.

"Fine, if you won't get help from me I'll just talk to..." He looked around. "Uh, by the way, where's the wife?"

His dour face dropped even lower. "Masturbating."

"Ah." Gareth replied, climbing over the fence to put a hand on Jun's shoulder. "Mine's doing the same."

The two looked over the sunset covered hills. Neither knowing what to say but both knowing that their lives were now changed forever. They'd both devoted their lives to the Goddesses, and they would support them with all their hearts no matter what sexy fun they got up to.

“Well at least it was the same cock.” Gareth said after a minute. “We can double up orders for the cock statues if you want?”

Jun sighed. “Yeah, alright.”


“E-ERIS?! You’re a GODDESS?! You’re THE Goddess Eris?!”

She was panting and exhausted, lying on Kazuma’s chest riding the aftershocks, cock still deeply buried inside her. Even with that she managed to raise a finger to her lips. “Shhh. Not so loud D.”

I shook my head rapidly. I fucked up so bad here. I even had the vision I'd given the Axis Cultists but about Chris! I saw a full closeup of her Goddess pussy! I'd just streamed that to everyone in the entire Eris Sect! It was such a bigger religion! FUCK! My father was now going to worship Kazuma's dick! Oh my godd!!

“B-b-b-b-but why? How? What?” I babbled, rocking back and forth in a ball. Oh fuck, I've gone too far.

Chris peeled herself off of Kazuma and wearily crawled over to me. “This is just a temporary body, one that I use for when I want to visit this world without people knowing." She put my head into her chest and stroked my hair. Even though she wasn't obliged to tell the truth now I could feel her sincerity. "But you're probably wondering why I never told you. I wanted to, but I didn’t want you to think the only friend you had when you were younger was because you prayed for me." She sighed, "That's how it started, I am a goddess and I heard you pleas for a friends. It was pity at first, but I also really value our friendship D.” She raised my head up to look her in the eyes, she was still flushed with arousal but I could see her trying to look sincere. “Sorry if you thought I was being a bad friend for lying to you. I just wanted to keep you and your feelings safe. Kazuma only ever found out because he dies all the time like an idiot.”

Guilt washed over me. She'd explained away all of my doubts and fears in one swift move. I totally understood why she'd wanted to keep this a secret.

"Ch-Eris, I'm so so-" I was thrown out of my apology when I heard a growing laughter.

“PfffftttttaahaHAAHAHAHAAHHAHA!” Aqua was clutching her sides from laughter, kicking her legs to the sky, “OH MAN! I JUST REMEMBERED KAZUMA STOLE YOUR PANTIES! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Chris and I gave her a cold stare.

“A HIKI-NEET PERVERT STOLE SOMETHING SO PRECIOUS FROM A GODDESS THAT’S SO FULL OF HERSELF! BET YOU'RE GLAD HE DIDN'T STEAL YOUR BREAST PAAAHAHADS!! BAHAHAHA-ck!”

Her overbearing laughter was finally cut off by a leaking cock being shoved into her mouth.

“Sorry girls, baby needed her bottle.” Kazuma waved while dragging Aqua away, growling down at the suckling girl. “Alright you, let’s let those two talk it out. You can laugh at Eris later.”

She spat his dick out once the last of the cum was sucked out. "Fine fine, but I still wanna suck your cum out her pussy even if it is my loser of a junior." She said as the two walked off to the mansion, leaving us sat here in the dimming sunset.

I looked down at the mess of jizz leaking from the goddess and threw my head into my hands. “I just can’t believe it. I got Kazuma to use your pussy like that. The private parts of a goddess!”

“Aqua’s a goddess too.” She reminded me.

I looked up from my hands, sniffling. “...yeah. But... it’s Aqua.”

We had a little laugh at that. It almost felt like old times...


It had gotten dark on this warm night. The two of us spent a few hours just... talking. Catching up on the secret history between us, on the heavenly realm, the prayers I had made to her, and adventures long past. The few quests we'd gone on as a pair before Kazuma had been fun, but she was never around much to keep them going (I'd wondered why but obviously the reason was evident now.) What I hadn't known is a few of those quests were missions to recover special artefacts from the heavenly realm. Adventurers who had perished in dungeons or on quests that had magical items that needed to be returned, and with my skills of defence she had been able to move around the highly fortified areas easier. It made me feel useful, to the heavenly realm no less! Maybe I wasn't such a useless crusader after all! Then the stain in her shorts made me realise how I shouldn't be praising myself...

"So, why did you want to see me today?" I asked, nervously anticipating the answer.

She gave me a serious look. “As I said, I’ve been hunting various artefacts throughout the world. Some are items of pure power gifted from the heavens, ones that could still create untold harm if used by the wrong people.”

"Yeah, like the Aegis armour and that one guy's sword."

She nodded, "Those are the artefacts Kazuma knows about... but I couldn't trust him with five other ones."

I tilted my head, "Other ones?"

Her expression got a little more serious as she talked a little quieter, "The artefacts we were looking for were blessed by the gods and given to chosen warriors of heaven. The five I'm looking for now were blessed by devils and given to chosen warriors of hell. I have four of them, and I'm not sure why, but I think those earrings are the last one."

"M-my earrings?" I stammered. The description would make sense, Vanir could have stolen them off somebody or even be the one they were gifted to.

She had a grim look on her face as she held out her hand. “Even if those earrings are useless… I feel like I should have them. I know you said they don't come off but I should be able to nullify all the curses on them so they come off your ears.”

Come… off? Just like that? No waiting a week or for Vanir to get bored with messing with me?

No more power?

No, I shouldn’t think like that. That’s the wrong attitude to take for a crusader when her goddess is asking something of her. I have to be stopped, this has gone on long enough. I'll just let her take them off me and everything will go back... to normal...

“And what’ll happen to anything that changed with the earrings? Perhaps there was some side effects I wasn’t aware of?” I lied.

“As I did with the other items, I’ll be returning pretty much everything back to how it was. Then destroying them.”

Back to how it was? No more Harem Knights? No more masturbation at the guild? No more slutty Aqua, baby obsessed Sena, or sexy Luna?

No more Kazuma?

Could I do it? Could I let her take this from me? I had to, I had to be strong. I just had to try and seduce Kazuma the regular way, with my... womanly charms... I'm doomed. Oh god, I really didn't want her to take this from me, but this was Eris! A paragon of virtue! A truly pure being! I'm a crusader and she is my goddess dammit!

But then a question entered my brain.

An alarm bell about her specific phrasing.

‘Pretty much’ everything?” I asked.

She looked a little flustered. “Y-yeah. Everything…” Chris trailed off, looking away from me.

I frowned at her, why was she lying? Not only that, for a thief she was a terrible liar (though I guess she wasn’t even a thief, was she?) Even if she is my goddess, I had to be sure before giving away my earrings. “Knowing that normally Kazuma’s cum inside of you also makes you tell the absolute truth, what do you plan on doing with those earrings?”

Her response was instant. “Using them to make Kazuma have sex with me every time he visits.”

My mouth went wide in shock.

She’d use them?

The absolute 'paragon of virtue' was going to abuse the powers of a demonic item to have sex with a boy even if he didn't want to?

“You’d use them? Seriously? Even if it was immoral?” I demanded. She looked as surprised as I was at her answer.

“I-I guess I would..." She murmured in shock, "It would only be every time he dies, and it’s not like he’d hate it… wow.”

Well.

Fuck it.

If she would use them to seduce Kazuma then I was going to keep the earrings. I don't think I was doing too bad with them.

“It’s normal for you to trust me with this artefact. And for normalities to affect the heavenly realm from now on as well.” I told her flat out. "And you even normally trust me with those four other demonic artefacts and will bring them to us tomorrow."

My ears burned suddenly, the earrings feeling hot against my skin. My energy started feeling a little low, and a sizzling sound even started attacking my ear drums with accompanying pain but after a minute it simmered down.

Chris hummed into a smile, ignoring my freak out. "I'm glad about one thing. Kazuma was right, you really do only say things that are already normal. Because I do trust you Darkness. I'm sorry for lying to you all this time." She hugged me, and I hugged her back. Guilt started to bubble up in me again. But knowing what she would have done with these earrings I was undeterred.

The goddess Eris already belonged to us. Who was going to stop us?

I just felt weird that I hadn't masturbated to the idea of Kazuma today.

Chapter 20: Sleep First, Quests Tomorrow

Summary:

It's been a long day for our sweet degenerate harem.

Chapter Text

As the two of us approached the mansion, arm in arm like she often insisted, I couldn't help but feel like I needed to make one last attempt to say, something to her about all this. "I am... sorry Chr-Eris..." I sighed, catching myself from calling her the fake name again but she waved me off.

"I think I'd prefer to stay Chris with you D." She smiled squeezing my arm a little in our side hug. "But what is it you're sorry for?"

My body shifted around nervously, she was really going to make me spell it out for her? "Y-you know... getting Kazuma to.... use you like that." 

"Oh right," Chris nodded, "Eh, it's cool. I haven't masturbated in like, 200 years so I guess I didn't realise how much I needed it. And Kazuma was a million times better than any of the toys I pleasured myself with." She explained, then went incredibly red in the face. I suppose the normality saying she had to tell the truth with Kazuma's cum inside her was making the poor thief reveal more than she'd like.

"I see..." Came my hopefully compassionate sounding response. Trying to let her breeze past the admittance. I still wasn't fully happy with myself though... "Well, I'm glad it wasn't an unpleasant experience for you."

"Definitely not. If I had the power of those earrings I'd do it all again." She once more casually dropped that bomb, trying to cover her mouth afterwards. 

"You mentioned that" I hummed in concern. The truth serum Kazuma made in his balls revealed it so. She'd cross that line as soon as she realised she could. Did she even know that he'd broken up with Megumin? Did she care? I'd at least not gone the full way... "Even if he didn't want to?"

Chris looked like she really tried to hold back her answer. "I think... a dark part of me thinks the truth is yes. It's not a 100% certainty he wouldn't just do it if I asked, and it's not like I'd attack him or keep going if he said stop... but with the earrings he'd want to... and I really don't want to wait another 200 years for sex like that..." She had become so quiet as she spoke, seemingly ashamed with the own truth that was falling from her mouth. I don't know what part of her is being compelled to say this, maybe she would no question, maybe her morals would hold her back from the final part of using the earrings on Kazuma... but I didn't want to force it out of her either. I'd made my decision to keep the earrings for now. Maybe until I can find a being of purer morality than even Eris.

It was still very odd to me to think I was looking at THE Eris. I'm not sure my brain has made the full connection between the goofy thief who fell asleep in her own beer one night to the Goddess of Luck that my family had worshipped for generations. 

Chris and I separated when we reached the mansion. She said she didn't really want to face Aqua yet but promised to return with the other artefacts tomorrow. I could have gotten her to come in for some more fun but I didn't want to press the issue any further, plus part of the reason we'd locked arms was that she'd walked with me on still shaky legs. Clearly Kazuma had already done a number on her and letting her rest seemed like the kind thing to do. She was my friend, and thanks to the earrings we were playing on the same side now. Even if it didn't fully feel like it.

I waved Chris goodbye and entered the mansion.

A part of me thought I should just retreat to my room. To run away from all the trouble I'd caused. The lives I've permanently altered because I couldn't stop myself from the erotic urges I always found myself in. I'd even had the chance to repent and then thrown it away in an outburst of emotions. Even Eris might not have been corrupted if I hadn't gotten Kazuma to fuck my long time friend as revenge. God, am I even human?

But then the images of today also flashed in my mind. Kazuma and Aqua loving my body. Luna's pleadful suckling. The waitresses begging to be with us. Sena's desperate cries for breeding. Even Chris, orgasming over and over again with her sensitive pussy.

Vanir was going to take the earrings off at the end of the week, would it be so wrong to just let us all enjoy it a little longer?

I don't know, but for now I was willing to try. Until truly negative consequences arrive from my actions then my attempts at happiness were just as valid as anyone else's.

Probably.

I walked briskly through the halls to find my companions before my conscience could bully me anymore, quickly finding Kazuma in the kitchen cooking an omelette. I was in the living room but we had a serving hatch to look through where he was flipping the egg in his pan.

He looked a little surprised when I burst into the room, "Oh, hey Darkness. Just making a quick bite." He said a little nervously, "Um... How'd it go with Chris?"

I took a breath to regain myself. "We had a lot to talk about, as you'd think. But other than being a little sore, she's fine. We're fine." I reassured.

Kazuma still looked a little worried. "You're probably wondering how I got to know about..."

I held up a hand to stop him. "It's okay Kazuma, I don't blame you for lying to me anymore. If Eris had asked me to keep her identity secret I would have hidden it from you to. As I said, we're fine."

That seemed to reassure him more. After taking a small breath he said, "That's good. I'm glad nothing got between you two. She thinks the world of you."

Hehe, does she...? No guilt, get away! "W-where's Aqua?"

He gave me a frustrated frown, "Making cooking very difficult."

I was about to ask him what he meant when I heard a shlurping sound from below him. "Hey Darkness! Did Eris already go home?"

Smiling at the fun the two were having I replied, "Yes, Aqua."

I heard her click her tongue, "Tch. That damn junior shirking her duties, even when she promised to give me the cum in her pussy! Oh well, guess we know this cock only deserves premium goddesses!" She ranted before another slurp followed by Kazuma groaning as his cock was enveloped by lips.


After food I went to the bath with Aqua. Though I personally enjoyed the thick stench I was stained with, I didn't want to be uncomfortable during sleep. The hot water hugged my skin so good, it felt like a million years since I'd been clean. My tired body lowering itself deeper and deeper into the calm waters.

Though that didn't last long. Even when it was just the two of us, Aqua's lust was seemingly endless. She jumped onto my lap and nuzzled herself into my neck. Sucking, kissing, and licking into the last parts of my sweat saturated skin before they were cleaned. My own personal Goddess lapdog cleanse.

In the pale moonlight, her dripping form holding itself close to mine, I once more thought about how beautiful she looked. Though maybe it's just the sheer pleasure on her face as we snuggled and smooched in the warm bath. Happily rubbing my arms around her to squeeze her naked form into mine and kiss the top of her head.

"Mmmm Darkness..." She purred, a hand cupping one of my wet meaty breasts to feel me up sensually.

Stopping my horniness before things got out of hand I remembered there was something I wanted to ask her, "Aqua, about Eris..."

"Yes, she pads her chest."

"No no, not that. I was wondering what you felt about her?"

She disconnected from me with a confused expression. "Why? She say something about me?"

I shook my head. "I'm just a little confused about your reaction to her Aqua. Shouldn't you be more excited about another goddess in Axel? Didn't you want to go back to heaven?"

The usual carefree Aqua seemed conflicted. "It's not... I do want... to go... i-if that slacker Eris could have brought me back she would have! We both know the rules and I have to help defeat the Demon King before I'm allowed back! That's the truth!" She declared.

"Okay, I'm sorry." I said, stroking her hair reassuringly. "I just wasn't certain if you had friends you wanted to get back to up there."

The goddess then blushed and looked away. "...I don't think anyone likes me in heaven."

"Yeah." I replied. She gave me a very unimpressed look. "Oh! I mean, uh, what? How is that possible?"

She clicked her tongue. "I don't know! I'm nothing but nice up there!" Aqua complained crossing her arms in frustration. "But all everyone does is shout at me when I mess up! Then not invite me to come visit other worlds with them and leave me in my chair..."

I once more stroked her beautiful blue hair. "I think I can relate. My life has also been a series of mess ups and yelling." I chuckled, though like the calm waters that surrounded us, the sad look on her face I think reflected mine. "I'm hoping that these ea- that this harem will bring some sort of happiness to those I care about, rather than just always making them suffer through my mistakes."

That perked Aqua up a little, uncrossing her arms to wrap them around my back again. "It was really nice seeing everyone's happy faces when we told them they could join." She smiled at her memories before her lips grew a little wider at me. "Thanks for trusting me to be a head of you harem Darkness. I promise I won't let you down!"

I pushed on the back of her head until our lips connected.

"I know you won't."


After I carried a tired and dry Aqua to her room I reconnected with Kazuma outside his room. He had gone into the bath after us and was now heading to bed in his pajamas. He didn't know I'd changed some things in his absence.

"Before you go in there Kazuma, I just wanted to say I would normally have bought myself a replacement bed for my room..." I swung his door open, "...but I instead switched the new one with yours. I hope you don't mind a queen size bed in here?"

Indeed, after a little magical reorganising, the large bed now rested inside Kazuma's room rather than mine. My intentions were pretty clear here but if he did want to sleep in the large bed by himself I at least had his old bed and scent to sleep in now.

He face looked very grateful. "Wow Darkness, thank you. All these things you've been giving me, I don't know what to say..."

I put my hands behind my back, acting coy. "You could, invite me in t-"

He sealed my lips with his. Sexily reaching up to the back of my head to drag me down. When he disconnected he grabbed my hand and we walked into his room together, smiling. Nothing else was said, nor needed to be said, as we quickly got into the large mattress, wrapping ourselves into each others arms.

"Goodnight Darkness."

I leant my head onto his shoulder, happy. "Goodnight Kazuma."

We were both tired from the multiple sexual adventures of the day, with even more planned tomorrow, so I was happy to leave today here. Just snuggling, with the occasional rub into Kazuma’s neck, nuzzling down into him while also lightly pecking him with my lips.

I had nearly fallen deep into slumber when our sleepy tryst was interrupted. The two of us opening our eyes as we heard a knock at the bedroom door.

“D-Darkness? K-Kazuma?”

Aqua turned the handle and slowly walked in through the unlocked door (thinking back, had I ruined the lock by normalising it?) and stood awkwardly by the entrance.

“What’s the matter Aqua?” asked Kazuma.

The goddess awkwardly fiddled with her clothes while looking at us. “...”

“Aqua?”

She blushed, and muttered something just audible under her breath. “...I think my bed got bigger.”

We both looked at each other confused, Kazuma asking, “What?”

“My bed. It’s too big.” She repeated a little louder, though no less embarrassed.

I leant up a little more with concern. “Like... bigger than last night? How?”

She shrugged her shoulders with an unsure energy. “I don’t know… maybe that stupid demon cursed me like Darkness’ ears and I didn't notice. But I was just lying in my bed... thinking about you two in here… and it makes me feel sad how big it is. I don’t know why it’s so sad how big it is...” Her eyes welled up a little bit. Not in her usual way when she wanted something or got overly emotional, it looked like she didn’t even realise her eyes were getting watery.

“Aqua…”

She quickly wiped her eyes, “C-can I please…” she hesitated, stroking her long hair that was draped over her shoulder in anticipation. "...s-stay in here tonight?"

I looked at Kazuma, it was his bedroom after all so I couldn’t invite her in myself, but the look I gave him definitely made my stance on the matter clear. He looked between us briefly and gave up with a sigh.

A finger pointed at her. “No sexy stuff, we’re going to sleep.”

Her face exploded with happiness, “Y-yes! No problem! I’m good at sleeping!” She bounded over to us as fast as her feet could carry her. The goddess didn't even slow down as she dove onto the bed and Kazuma's shoulder, the action making the entire mattress jump up and spring me and Kazuma up an inch.

Kazuma groaned in pain at the woman landing on him. "Come on..."

She ignored him, instead burrowing under the covers and draping his arm around her so she could mirror my position, snuggling into his chest with her happy face and wrapping her arms and legs around his torso.

"Just keep quiet and go to sleep, okay?"

Aqua nodded energetically. "Thank you! I'll be good, don't worry! Goodnight Kazuma! Darkness! Let this sweet goddess bless your dreams tonight!"

He frowned at her energy. I smiled slightly but kept quiet, reassuming the position as the three of us closed our eyes.

After a few seconds Aqua spoke up again. “Just like back in the barn, right Kazuma?”

He slightly grumbled at the fact she was talking. "We never cuddled like this."

She yawned, feeling comfortable in the size of this bed.

"We really should have."

Chapter 21: Rituals and Business

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I woke up to snoring reverberating through my chest. Aqua's head was smushed into my breast and her arm was draped atop Kazuma’s sleeping yet disgruntled face.

It was a lovely little scene, though I'm sure Kazuma wouldn't agree with Aqua pushing on his face so hard. He at least wouldn't mind the little morning wakeup idea I had planned...

I quickly scooped Aqua up into my arms and rested her in my lap as I moved the covers down Kazuma. Being very careful to move too quickly lest they wake. I shimmied down Kazuma's pajamas until his cock was freed, his huge beast looking just as ferocious while unconscious. Grabbing the snoring Aqua I gently aimed the flaccid cock at her open snoring mouth.

"I want Kazuma to be erect." I whispered. Sure enough, his penis magically extended into the goddess' mouth.

Her eyes shot open to the intruder. "HGK?! ...mmmmmmm. Slurp slurp slurp." Was Aqua's response to the prank. Eyes unfocused and groggy but cheeks caving inward to try and suck as hard as she could. Kazuma soon drifted awake too, perhaps the first time ever both parties have woken up to a morning fellatio.

"Morning Studzuma." I grinned, still gently supporting Aqua's head for the morning blowjob that she yawned into.

"I definitely don't mind that nickname." He smirked, melting a little into the mattress as Aqua worked her tongue around his head. "Nor do I mind this way of waking up."

When she was stable I quickly joined Aqua in sucking his freshly prepared meat. The 'Worship Kazuma's Penis' ritual was just as good as yesterday, if not better. Aqua no longer wanted to fight me over who got the 'reward' since she was just as happy to suck my face as much as Kazuma's dick. The man just leaning back with head in his hands to enjoy the beauties sucking desperately for his cum.

Afterwards, we kept the friskiness going and I was finally able to treat Kazuma to a noblewoman riding him. Though it was a real struggle not to lose my composure when he squeezed my ass or thrust back into somewhere great. I even got to experience the new skill I'd given Kazuma (to the extreme might I add but I'm not complaining). Both Kazuma and Aqua grabbed my nipples and made them as sensitive as my pussy, sucking hard. A mind blowing orgasm quickly followed. In that moment I thought back to how things used to be; a life of quests and adventures... versus now, where the two were violently nursing off my milk filled tits. It was an odd feeling that passed quickly, and we moved to perform our new post-sex ritual of Aqua slurping Kazuma's cum from my cunt.

When we were finally done, me and Aqua did each others hair. A sense of companionship growing in us I don't think we'd felt before. We had been friends before, but Aqua was much more complimentary towards me now. Remarking on the softness of my hair as she tied it, or commenting on my eyes when she moved in to make out with me. Honestly, the Goddess was quite the charmer when she wanted to be, some of her comments even giving my stomach butterflies as I tried to reciprocate her feelings.

Even though I had a lovely morning with the two, I still wanted to have a little bit of time to myself. I hadn't done any working out in a few days (except for the obvious excessive exercise every few hours). Harem life might quickly become my main focus, but maintaining my strength to protect those around me was just as important. Plus, I never truly want to give up adventuring. There are too many fond memories of our time together. Making the town safer while being threatened by beasts and creatures was my perfect living. Well, I guess second to being fucked by Kazuma for money.

Soon, I told myself. Soon.


After my workout I was walking through our mansion wiping the sweat from my face with a towel when I stopped at an often unused study room we have. What was even stranger was I heard someone sitting in there, typing away on a typewriter.

Peering in slowly, I smiled when I saw it was just Sena. The woman shot up from her seat and saluted at my arrival, our new secretary had entered our home and was clearly working hard for our harem. A few large piles of documents sat in front of the typewriter which made me quite curious as to what rules and paperwork I'd inadvertently created.

"Mistress Darkness." Sena said as she lowered her hand and moved it behind her back. "I trust you don't mind me setting myself up in here? I want to be close by to provide secretarial assistance when needed."

"It's no worries, Sena." I replied, guiding her to sit back down at her desk. "We have plenty of extra rooms if you'd like to sleep in the mansion from now on."

She looked touched at my generosity. "That... would be an incredible opportunity. Thank you very much for treating me so well, Mistress."

"It's no problem. We'll all be happy to have you around." I beamed. My voice slipping back to the one I use around other nobles, I suppose Sena just brought that side of me. But then again, I also went around the desk to slip a hand down her top and fondle her large bosom so not that noble of me. "What are you up to anyway?"

"C-currently sorting through the p-paperwork." She said, slightly stammering at my groping. "M-Mistress Aqua and Master Satou Kazuma have acquired their permits now. The former has left the mansion to return to the guild and make a formal acquisition of a few assets there. As for Satou Kazu-"

"What's this?" I cut her off when something caught my eye, using my other hand to grab the top two pages from the larger pile of documents.

She blushed in a weird way, her hand trying to grab the letter and pry it from me but my grip was too strong. "I-it's nothing to concern yourself with Mistress...." Sena mumbled. I gave her a look which told her to answer me and she shrunk into herself to answer. "T-the first is just my letter of acceptance into your harem... I hope that isn't presumptuous but as your secretary it would be my duty to process it." She explained. Seemed fine to me. "And the second is an action request... from me. It details my wish for Satou Kazuma to attempt insemination of my womb once a day until confirmation of said insemination occurs." She gulped, looking on shamefully at her own paperwork. "It's an action that, again, would be processed by... me. I'm so sorry if I've offended you at all with my own desires."

I gave her bouncy breast a comforting squeeze. "It's fine Sena. I see he's already signed it so I'll sign off on it too." I smiled, putting the paper down and leaning over her to scratch my name into it next to Kazuma's. Sena seemed touched at the gesture, I was just happy to see Kazuma jumping so readily into all aspects of harem life.

Sena couldn't stop her shaky smile from poking through her newest salute. "Thank you Mistress. I promise it will be the only action request from me!"

"Until you want to be impregnated again?" I teased, her salute faltering instantly. "It really doesn't need to be. If you want to request things then go ahead. These days I'm very much an advocate of helping others live the way they want, desires and all."

She gulped, looking up at me with shimmering eyes. "I-I knew being a member of a harem was desirable, but the kindness I've received is truly grand. It's been less than a day but I don't think I've been happier with you, Aqua and Satou Kazuma..." Sena squirmed a little more as I switched tits that I was groping earning a little giggle from me. Messing with the blushing stoic woman was pretty fun. Almost enough for me to throw my morning away messing with her but I decided against it.

"You were telling me where Kazuma was?"

Her business side switched on instantly as she spoke. "Master Satou Kazuma is currently in your living room with two other women I allowed in for you. Their paperwork was in order for their visit."

"W-what? Two women came to see Kazuma who had paperwork?" That was fast, who could they be? Secret admirers? Jealous enemies? ...the Crimson Demons? I think Sena was saying who they were but my brain totally spoke over her. "I'd better go in and make sure he's alright. You going to be okay in here?"

My hand leaving her suit made her sigh just a little under her breath. "Of course Mistress. All your affairs will be in order, you have my word."

"I'm happy to hear that, and as a reward..." I leaned down and stole a long smooch from her, swirling around her mouth and really letting her tongue have the full Darkness course meal before I left. Leaving our secretary with a stunned face and touching her lips gently.

I could vaguely hear her say as I left earshot. "...my god does she taste good."

Chapter 22: A Couple of Religious Devotees

Summary:

Worship can be such a tricky thing.

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As I entered the vicinity of the lounge I started to hear people talking. Then, as I got closer, it became quite apparent that they were actually yelling.

“AXIS TRASH GOES SECOND!”

“ME?! YOU'RE THE ERIS FOLLOWING LOSER!"

"YOUR BLUE BITCH GODDESS FELL TO KAZUMA FIRST!"

"MORE LIKE YOUR FLAT GODDESS WAS LATE TO TASTE THE GREAT KAZUMA'S DICK!"

Two women were screaming at each other in our living room. So up in each other's faces you'd wonder if they were a kissing couple, had you been viewing them from a distance. Both seemed to be wearing priest outfits, even if they weren't sounding very priest-like right now. Facing away from me and sat on the couch was Kazuma; frowning with crossed arms and a wide outstretched legs. He seemed to be confused, frustrated, and a little aroused at what was happening.

I could only see one of the priests fully on my approach to the couch. She had auburn hair that flowed down to her shoulders, decorated by a dark green hairband with two red roses on either side of her head. From the colour of her clothes (and what they'd been yelling at each other) I could tell she was the Eris Priest. A green and white set of robes that cut off just above the knee, looking like a mix between religious gear and a summer dress. She looked probably in her late-twenties with a nice pair of C cups. Ever since I'd changed my sexuality I think I'd noticed women's bodies more, and hers was pretty great.

With a loud whistle I stopped the yelling and everyone turned to look at me. “MAY I ask what is going-Oh hey. It’s you.”

The other priestess who'd turned to look at me was one I was actually familiar with. Cecily was the head of Axel's branch of the Axis Church, and seemed to follow her fellow Axis members example for how to cause chaos in a city to a T. Everything your mind would think of when their church is brought up? Cecily embodied. She's loud, obsessive, narcissistic, thieving, domineering, often trying to hand everyone Axis Enrolment forms, and loyal to her goddess through and through. I've had many run ins with her, mostly negative ones, both as an adventurer and a noble representative of the area. She just had a knack for getting on everyone's nerves bar Aqua's. She was looking at me with a much more frustrated look on her face now. She wore a much longer set of blue robes, and had a much longer head of hair than Rosary. Blonde locks straight down her just past her shoulders with two braids to frame her face, all adjourned by a large priestess head dress on top.

Cecily pointed smugly at herself. "That's right! You and Kazuma know me, and as such you can tell the Eris Bitch here to take a hike!"

The other girl pointed at me while scowling at Cecily, "She's not a blonde idiot, nor would she listen to one!" she hissed in frustration, "I got here first! I was just setting up before you burst in and demanded I leave!"

Cecily shoved the other girl lightly with her hips. "You were clearly taking too long! This is an important mission for the Church of Aqua! It waits for no one!"

She just shoved right back. "Eris was defeated yesterday and Aqua was defeated two days ago. Why weren't you here yesterday if time is so much of the essence?!"

As their shoves became more and more violent I leaned over the couch to talk to Kazuma. "How long have they been at it?"

His chin was resting on his hands as he spoke. Sounding almost tired. "Oh, about 45 minutes now. I tried to get up for a snack earlier but they both said this won't take long and began yelling at each other again."

I gave a sympathetic half smile before giving a serious look to the two bickering women and stomping around to the front of the couch. "Ladies! If you don't calm down right now then I will be forced to escort you off the premises. Proper forms or not."

They both decoupled from each other. Still scowling like bickering children but as I had a clear height and strength advantage neither tried anything.

I let everyone take a little breath. Letting the mood settle before speaking to the new girl. "Now, I know Cecily already, so please introduce yourself."

"I'm Rosary, but you can call me Rose." She explained with a large but tired smile. "You guys might not know me, but you know Wiz right?" We nodded. She beamed a little more at that, "Well, I used to be in a party with her! Before she became a Lich, of course. We're still friends but these days I've retired from adventuring and am now a full time Priest for the Eris Church."

Cecily spat on our carpet at the name.

I gave the blonde an angry pointed finger, "First warning Cecily. If you have to spit, do it on me."

"Jesus Christ." I heard Kazuma mumble from behind me.

I just breezed past it. "Now, why are you both here?"

"Oh, did your secretary not tell you?" Rose asked.

Cecily burst into a pose. "We're here for a mission of absolute importance! Such a task can not wait even a moment longer!"

I was still confused but Kazuma spoke up again to explain.

"They're both here to make statues of my dick."

I looked back around to him. Kazuma had a strange look in his eyes that I couldn't fully place. Bewilderment? Happiness? Disbelief? A mix of 'about to burst into tears' or 'cackle with laughter' but he hadn't decided yet. I just put my hand in his hair, hopefully comforting him or holding him back depending on his choice.

"The people of the Eris Sect want to have multiple statues erected..." Rose explained before snorting to herself. Good to know the humour isn't lost on them either. "Sorry... multiple statues built around the grounds of our churches."

Cecily once more burst out with the louder explanation. "And the Axis Sect want to put his penis in the hands of every able bodied woman! Axis or not! We'll be going door to door, selling our life sized statues to show our praise for something so mighty as to defeat the Lady Aqua herself!"

Of course the Axis Church had already come up with a money making scheme for this new crazy world.

"Okay, penis statues." I said, sharing a little of Kazuma's disbelief of the situation. Even though I'd enacted it, now we were here it was quite an experience. "Is there a reason you can't both work together here?"

This caused them to frown at each other again. Rosary growling at Cecily, “I need to keep an eyeline on his dick to sculpt all the intricacies, but she wants to make a shitty Axis mould of it with that terrible clay they use!”

“Of course! The Axis church would not accept anything less than true one to one accuracy of the goddess slayer’s cock!” Cecily barked back. The two were pushing on each other's shoulders and baring their teeth in anger.

I thought about the problem briefly. I could make one of them eat me out as a distraction while the other works, or have Cecily make a mould of Kazuma's dick with her insides or something. But both would still probably lead to massive arguments and Kazuma being frustrated.

No, for this we needed to perhaps have a little bit of a team building exercise. One that transcended the burnt bridges of the Axis and Eris orders...

"Aren't you two normally superfans of Kazuma's cock?"

Their attitudes changed immediately. Anger lifting away to excited expressions.

“Of course, that’s why we insisted on being here!” Rosary exclaimed, "There were three other sculptors I had to beat away with a stick to get this chance!"

"We may not seem like great friends but we've really bonded chatting over the vision of Kazuma fucking both our Goddesses that we saw! In fact, you're looking at the SKPFC! The Satou Kazuma's Penis Fan Club!" Cecily cheered while jumping up and raising her fist, "I'm working on a banner as we speak!"

Kazuma seemed mind blown. "M-my dick.... has a FAN CLUB?!"

Rose nodded almost proudly. "This might be our first meeting, and the group's small now, but after we get these statues to all the ladies of both our churches I'm sure it'll grow!"

"Huh. Harmony between the Eris and Axis churches. Who knew all they needed was a joint symbol, eh Kazuma?" I lightly stroked his shoulder, the dopey smile on his face as reality kept surprising him was great.

The two women had turned to mumble at each other to gossip. A complete 180 from their previous attitude.

“I can't believe we actually get to see the great Kazuma’s penis in person!”

"I know right! This is going to be amazing! To think, this cock has been inside two goddesses! And won!"

They were holding hands and jumping together now. Almost as if they were schoolgirls meeting their idol in person. I took the opportunity to sit down on the couch next to Kazuma. The best seat in the house to see what was about to happen. He was staring in amazement at the two priests, probably not getting over the SKCFC if I had to guess.

Cecily stepped forwards nervously. Looking like she was about to confess to her crush. “Please… can we meet it?”

Kazuma looked between the four begging eyes, then to my proud and cheeky smile. The absurdity of it all maybe getting to him, but shrugging with excited acceptance nonetheless. "S-sure..."

He didn't get off the couch, instead just raising his hips to slide his pants down his legs. It was slow, maybe cause he wanted to savour this moment when his cock swung into view. The python was pretty hard already so when unleashed it seemed happy. The priests fell to their knees, staring at their holy symbol with wide eyes like they were looking upon god himself. I think they even started silently praying, hands clenched together while Kazuma slid his trousers all the way off his legs.

The two sat in awe for a while. To the point that Kazuma was starting to look a little awkward just sitting here exposed with us three ladies openly gawking at him.

“You two… good?” He asked. The slight wiggle in his cock as he spoke seemed to throw them out of the trance.

“Yes! Sorry! I just… it’s so impressive." Rosary looked down, bowing her head. Then suddenly started stroking her outfit, "I feel embarrassed just to be seen by it. Ugh, why did I wear this dress? I'm such a mess...”

Cecily was taking a different approach, snapping out of her trance to exclaim loudly. "EEE!!!! I can actually see it! The great Kazuma's penis! It's just how I remember it from the vision! EEE!!!!" She started shaking her new ally, pointing in excitement at the exposed junk.

"I know! I can see it too!" Rosary snapped out of Cecily's shaking. "It's much bigger than Brad's."

That perked Kazuma's interest. "Brad?"

"My husband. Big brute of a ex-barbarian adventurer. He's an Eris Sect member too so he's also going to have to worship this massive beast." Rose explained, then leaning in to whisper. "I think he was a little put off by your size when he saw you in the vision. We were actually doing it at the time and he couldn't finish. I tried to tell him it didn't matter... but I don't even think I believed me."

I think Kazuma's ego is about to go nuclear. He was scratching under his nose with the biggest shit eating grin. I was happy to find out he liked being told he's better than other men, mental note locked.

“Come on girls, why don’t you make it’s acquaintance?”

“L-like a handshake?” Cecily asked me, scared to offend.

“In a way.” I giggled. "Though you won't be shaking Kazuma's hand."

The way their heads moved in unison it was like words left my mouth and floated down to Kazuma's dick. All of them seemingly needing to strengthen their resolve, either to actually touch the beast or, in the case of Kazuma, to perhaps hold back any premature incidents from this erotic situation.

Cecily went first, gathering her courage before approaching on her knees. She wrapped her hand delicately around his shaft just below the tip, earning an exhale of tension from Kazuma. Slowly the blonde brought her hand up and down to gently shake Kazuma's meat, and when she talked she spoke directly to his penis. “N-nice to meet you! I-I’m Lelicy-CECILY! S-sorry! I think you’re great! Sorry!” She frantically babbled while crawling away and shrinking into a ball. The redness in her cheeks increasing with her embarrassment on messing up meeting her idol. "I-idiot..."

Rosary sympathetically pet her new companions shoulder before crawling up next. "So much bigger than Brad…" She repeated as it's long form consumed her entire vision. Her hand still found it's place around his shaft nonetheless. "Um, pleasure to meet you! My name is Rosary! Please treat me well!” She didn’t let go straight away like Cecily did, instead she slyly looked back at the other priest before darting forwards and landing a kiss on Kazuma’s tip. “~Chu~ Ah! I actually did it! I kissed a dick that wasn’t my husband's!” It twitched harshly when she let go and she returned to her position as well.

“WHAT THE HELL!?” Cecily angrily roared, grabbing the lapel of Rosary's robe.

“Snooze you lose,” was her winking response.

"You're just an unfaithful slut! What would your husband think!?"

Rosary shrugged, "The dick that defeated our goddess is on my freebie list. Just like how if Brad ever gets a shot with Eris then he's allowed. Not that that's ever going to happen now that this guy's been in her."

Kazuma gulped, enjoyment levels rising. Rosary was a spunky woman, not afraid to speak her mind or, apparently, demean her husband for the greater good. The greater good in this case being her mushroom tipped idol's hardness.

Cecily huffed. Thinking of how to one-up her opponent, quickly coming up with a plan which involved ripping the top of her robe a little. “W-well, I know! Mr Penis, please autograph my skin with your fluids!”

The blonde grabbed Kazuma's cock again, but not before gasping a little at the touch. She then moved her chest forward and dragged his leaking mushroom head along her chest, smearing the precum along her smooth skin. Kazuma's pupils were wide, steam escaping his open mouth as he breathed deeply. The enjoyment on his face from the delicate touch of a priest, mixing with seeing his sauce delicately spread along this woman who was trying to write with his flesh pen.

"Wow! What talent! It even managed to write 'To Cecily'! See?!" Cecily exclaimed, pointing to the blotch of unreadable gravy very proudly. "It spelled it perfect!"

Rose and I shared a look before she sympathetically gave a thumbs up. "Uhhh, sure hon."

Cecily let the sarcasm glide over her, staring at her chest instead. "I'll never wash again, I'll keep it's signature on me forever!"

"That's not really... healthy, Cecily." Kazuma warned, yet the blush on his cheeks at this attention maybe spoke a different degenerate story of what his mind wanted.

"He's right." I agreed, but with a much more mixful smile. "That's just the precum signature anyway, what you want it to unload on you for the full autograph."

Both women looked up at me with wide eyes. "I-is that an option?!" Rose asked in shock. "I thought his cum would be saved for your harem or something."

"Yeah!" Cecily agreed, "Shouldn't something so precious as a holy load be designated to keeping Aqua-sama fed and treated!?"

My naughty smile shifted over to the handsome man next to me. "Kazuma can surely share one 'holy load' for his biggest fans, couldn't he?"

His excited eyes looked from me down to the two who looked absolutely desperate to hear his answer. I love it when a degenerate smile spreads across those lips of his. "Well... if it's for the fans."

They lit up, the two staring with absolute purpose at the promise of Kazuma's cum. The two began shuffling towards us till they were leaning against his legs.

Rose licked her lips. "Oh, fuck yes. I get to taste the seed that filled a Goddess."

Cecily leaned in closer as well, but looked more reserved. "...no, we n-need to save it for Aqua..." She mumbled, not even slightly stopping herself from staying in range. Rose frowned at her.

"I'm the one with the husband and child, why do I have to talk you into doing this?"

As they deliberated and discussed, Kazuma turned to me.

"Uhh, how are we going to do this anyway? You going to tell me what to masturbate with or-oh." He stopped when he realised my soft touch wrapped around his manhood. "Well, okay then."

As soon as I did the two below us were transfixed. The meat of their holy symbol was being squeezed in my hand, and it looked like were fascinated by every contour of my grasp. I hadn't even begun moving yet, they were just that interested in how his cock moved.

It was at this point of squeezing I realised I still needed lube or else Kazuma was gonna have a very painful few minutes. I held my hand out in front of the girls, "Ladies, spit please." My hand quickly becoming drenched in the saliva that had been leaking from their mouths anyway. I reached it up to my own mouth and hucked a loogie onto the wet pile before slapping it back down around Kazuma's dick. The girl's seemed to love the fact their saliva was on their deity and Kazuma seemed to love the feeling of it too.

My hand moved slowly, wringing out the multiple inches of his dick while the two watched intently. His rod was at diamond level hardness right now. Twitching at both my touch and the women surrounding his legs to stare in awe at their deity. It almost felt like a puppet show the way they were staring at my hand. I moved it left and right a little and their heads would turn with it.

"P-please warn us when it's about to... you know." Rose asked in her cock trance, "I just... don't want to miss a single second... I've got to commit something like that to memory."

Cecily nodded lightly. A serious look of concentration on her face that I don't think I've ever seen from the Axis cultist. Her hands worked quietly to take her top down her body a little more, perhaps hoping to catch Kazuma's sauce on her chest.

My hand manipulations were getting to Kazuma as well. Grunts and huffs escaping him as he let his favourite slut milk his cock. I was beginning to pick up a little speed to the pumping, trying to remember how he was squeezing himself when I first saw him. He just felt so amazing to hold, I was never not impressed with his Excalibur and the feel of how it was to hold. The girth, the length, the heat, it was amazing every time.

Being the dominant male I knew he could be, he reached down under my arm and jammed his fingers under my/his tracksuit trousers to dive into my cunt again. I was wet enough where he didn't need spit, though it seems like I'm always wet around Kazuma these days. The two on the floor looked a little jealously at me, perhaps desiring relief from their loins that I was now receiving.

"C-can we maybe... masturbate as well?" Cecily asked almost timidly, "I haven't had the chance to do so today. And I can't think of a better time to stroke myself to the idea of Kazuma..."

Rosary looked up at me, eyes asking a similar question of desire. "Go for it." I said, gasping at Kazuma's deep fingers.

The two quickly brought their robes up till they were crumpled around their waists. Long unseen legs of priests looking rather sexy with garter belts on underneath. The two quickly began rubbing their dripping holes vigorously to the sight of Kazuma's cock and my stroking of it. Four mutual masturbators breathing heavily in the lounge, this was a religious meeting I could get behind.

"You kn-know," Kazuma began, gesturing to my privates. "This is actually the pussy that, haaah, took my virginity."

Rosary looked at me very impressed. "Damn~! Two celebrities today! Ah! T-the Godslayer Cock and The Godslayer Cock's Slayer!"

"H-how does your vagina handle it?" Cecily asked like she was interviewing me. "How c-can you take a c-cock that has defeated two goddesses?"

"I-it's not always eeAH!-asy." I shared a smile with Kazuma, both our hands speeding up a little to tease each other. "He's verrrry b-big and verrrrry good at what he does."

"Hehe. 'They say I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is the cunt of a noble.'" He said with a funny voice on which made me giggle. It felt like he was quoting someone I'd never met but I liked his funny words all the same.

We stayed locked in our odd foursome until our groans started picking up a lot. The two on the floor seemed to sense it too and were edging closer to Kazuma's crotch.

I looked down at them and commanded them. "B-both of you close your eyes and rest your mouth on his penis head."

"Rest our mouths?! On the holy cock?!" Rose exclaimed, taken aback at the notion.

Cecily barged ahead, shoving the rival priestess slightly while crawling forward. "You already got to kiss it, now it's my turn!"

Rose wasn't one to be left behind though. It took a minute of shoving but the two soon were in position while I held his cock steady for a moment. They leaned forwards with big pouting lips and delicately nuzzled their mouths against him at my command.

Kazuma instantly knew where I was going with this. Our perverted natures often lined up so well. As they rested their lips on his skin a pink particle floated up from both their mouths.

Their eyes burst open, both shuddering in pleasure at their mouth-pussies being ever so gently penetrated by Kazuma. The hands in their panties quickly picked up speed as well while they kissed his dick. They suckled his head with as much strength as their sensitive lips could handle. Pleasure coursing through them and helping their hands find nirvana, as was their holy duty.

I was feeling it too. My hand felt absolutely amazing wrapped around Kazuma's cock, like he was fucking a second pussy. I know that's the point of the spell, but it's an indescribable feeling to have two sensitive spots being both fucked and fingered by such a master of the sexual arts. I sort of faded out the other two as I stared up at Kazuma. Jacking his cock with wild quick rhythms, which he was matching with his swirling fingers. I think Cecily and Rose were still there, and from the sounds they were making I think they'd reached orgasm first out of the four of us, but again I wasn't fully in their moment anymore. This was between me and him.

"Ssssuch a manly d-dick you have there Kazuma." Rosary panted, religious cumming completed and now coming down from her high. "To make me cum from my mouth with just a kiss?! God, if only Brad's was half as good..."

Cecily seemed more in shock, touching her lips. "My first kiss... and it was with the ultimate cock... it... was very memorable." She smiled contently to herself before addressing Kazuma's dick again. "Thank you so much Mr Penis, if you need anything else please don't hesitate to ask."

"A-anything?" Kazuma huffed, he was really feeling it now and we both started speeding up our hands.

"We're your cock's biggest fans Kazuma." Cecily explained with Rose nodding along next to her, "I say anything? I mean anything."

"Want me to tell you how much better than Brad you are?"

"Or for us to get tattoo's branding us as yours?"

"Want to make us never wear underwear again? Or clothes?"

"Maybe we'll follow your dick around on tour."

"And if you're ever feeling lonely or pent up, we can be there to relieve you with any part of our body." Rosary giggled, looking down and rubbing her drenched cunt again while softly saying, "Brad wouldn't have to know the next kid isn't his..."

Kazuma was thrusting his hips a little wildly into my hand now, clearly excited by all the acts the two were describing. I could feel the finale fast approaching but Cecily had one last thing to say. "I will gladly do all these and much more for your thick slab of meat. If it makes you hard for even one second longer then it would have been worth it!"

"Grrr FUUCK!! YES!" Kazuma growled through gritted teeth, suddenly warning "IT'S COMING!"

The two were in perfect sync now, happy to squish their faces together to share in the upcoming bounty.

“Please! Ejaculate all over us!”

"Yes! Please Kazuma!"

Kazuma's hips bucked as he violated my hand pussy with his whole length. I could feel the boiling jizz course through him and explode violently out his head to jet onto the two priests. Their mouths were open but the first jet slashed across their faces, hitting Cecily's bottom left cheek to Rosary's top right forehead. I tried to aim as best I could but the moment and the feelings had gotten too much for me as well, my body caught between aiming and orgasming. As usual, Kazuma had it covered, able to cover them in a plethora of seed with spurt after spurt from his manly cock. The heated cream attacked their mouths, noses, hair, chests... the only part they wiped were their wide eyes so they could continue to watch with amazed expressions.

Kazuma leaned his head over the back of the couch, panting satisfyingly. I collected the errant strands of semen that had landed on my hand and started sucking it down, letting his cock hang there for the two girls as the last bit of seed dribbled onto the floor.

"Wow... that was so cool..." Cecily spoke first. She looked down at her dress to inspect the white strands intently. "And such a thick royal Jelly you've served us..."

Rosary sighed wistfully. "Being able to see the godslayer cock unleash for us was a dream come true." She said, speaking like they'd just seen their favourite band in concert.

Cecily nodded in agreement, "Did you see the way it got a little bit bigger when it was about to blow? That thing got bigger! So amazing..."

They just sat there, bathed in Kazuma's white sauce and smiling in contentment. After spending a few days with the ravenous Aqua, it was almost a novelty to see his cum just resting on the women's skin. Not to mention incredibly attractive.

“You know, you’re allowed to drink the cum.” I said after a minute, just in case the two thought they weren't 'worthy' of it or something. Which was probably the case from the surprised look the priests gave me.

Rosary took the chance wholeheartedly, like a dog with a treat on their nose who's just been told they can eat it. She quickly began licking her lips and scooping the sticky sections of her face into her mouth; a woman on a mission, that mission being to taste as much of the godslayer's cock as she could.

Cecily on the other hand looked much more unsure. “I-I’ve got to let lady Aqua have her favourite treat directly from my skin. That is the Axis Way!” She declared, sounding almost resolute but clearly full of desire as well.

“Are you sure? I won't tell her if you want to eat it yourself.”

"She gets it a lot." Kazuma agreed, yawning from his explosive orgasm. "Plus she's already left the mansion. You don't wanna have that on your face that long.... do you?" His eyes bulged at that last part, clearly thinking of the implications the naughty boy.

Cecily seemed to consider it while looking down at her robe before a whiff caught her nose quite heavily. "W-well, maybe just a taste…"

The first lick was all it took for her to become as ravenous as Rosary. Sucking on her top hard to get all the juicy treat out of it before switching to smearing it down her face and into her mouth. When they were both 'done' they turned to each other. After studying their faces the two came to some sort of silent agreement and then started licking the other clean of all the jizz they'd missed. Me and Kazuma watched as his biggest fans loudly slurped up his tasty semen from each other.

As I said, perhaps the Eris and Axis sects could get along. With the right motivation.


After that 'team building exercise' I let them get back to their original goal. Cecily was going first since Rosary 'had gotten a proper look now to get started and would just need help on the finer details of the sculpture.' Plus, all Cecily needed was Kazuma to be hard, which was a pretty easy job thanks to that normality.

My role was now completed, I decided that I'd leave them to it lest I be tempted to mess with the priests anymore. I could add them to our harem... but a Kazuma's Cock Fan Club is too hot a concept to not see how it matures by itself. Letting them forever desire him is just as interesting as letting them divulge him whenever they want. Besides, Cecily is a little bit too much of a wildcard to let into our little cabal just yet. We have an Aqua already.

Speaking of... "I should go meet Aqua at the guild." I told Kazuma as I got up. "I'm a little concerned by her enthusiasm, and the amount of members we might have already gained."

"Ugh. She'll be a useless goddess till the bitter end." He mumbled with a frown. His expression changed quickly though as Cecily started rubbing clay around his penis. "Ah! Cold!"

"Well don't heat it up too much with your fire stick." Cecily warned with a cheeky smile, "Don't want to ruin the moulding and trap the godslayer's cock in clay, do we?"

"Is that a possibility?!"

Sensing another argument I decided to keep the peace one last time before I left. "Kazuma, once those two are finished you can masturbate with their panties. Let them keep a memento to remember their time here." I said, anger on his face quickly being replaced by surprised excitement. With that I began to leave through the lounge. "Meet me at Wiz's shop when you're done!"

I'd sparked a wave of excited 'squee's from the two grown women. Followed by them arguing to hurry up and finish so Kazuma could cum on their underwear quicker. Guess artist integrity goes out the window for the promise of Kazuma's cum.

After retrieving her from the study and explaining how the session with the Priests had gone, I quickly headed out to the guild with Sena. Excited to see Luna, Aqua, and all the girls inside she might have already purchased.

Chapter 23: New Quests, New Rules and New Fun For Aqua

Summary:

Gotta do some admin at the guild. Sexy admin that is.

Chapter Text

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

Entering the tavern again I heard a familiar chant. It was a pretty regular calling card to tell us where Aqua was and what she was up to. Give her enough time alone in a place with beer and that chant would surely follow. I walked over to the ruckus in the centre of the hall, and sure enough found the signature blue haired woman as the source of the attention.

Though, not as I thought.

Aqua was performing for a group on a table. But instead of her usual pile of discarded tankards, she was surrounded by bottomless waitresses all smiling and cheering at her as she was face down in a tall, large breasted, dark skinned woman's pussy. They were all cheering her to keep drinking the waitress' juices, and the cheery look on Aqua's face showed she was perfectly content to abide by their wishes. Goddess tongue collecting every drop it could from the pretty pink fold under the woman's dark shaggy bush. The woman had long black wavy hair that washed over her chest, and what a chest it was; two huge chocolate melons that were rippling in motion as Aqua worked. The woman's hand stroked the blue hair in-between her legs, her face smiling warmly in what I can only describe as 'mommy energy'.

I was going to go over to say hello with Sena but I was interrupted by a beautiful voice.

"Hello there... Mistress."

I turned to see Luna with a smile on her face, a mix of happiness and anticipation, her hands behind her back and biting her lip. We shared a knowing look before I walked right up to her and she jumped her body into mine. Her legs wrapping around my waist with our massive busts squeezing together tightly as we passionately sucked each other's face. She couldn't help swirling her tongue around my mouth as far down as she could, desperate clinging tightly to mine to get as much of my taste in her she could. The confident charming woman of the guild was mine now, and everyone could see. After being withheld from owning her yesterday it felt so good as I squeezed her into me.

We stopped kissing after what felt like an eternity. A line of spittle still connecting us before Luna sucked it up with a moan. I didn't let her down, content to keep her body close to mine for a while longer whilst still feeling up her booty through her shorts.

"I'm almost afraid to ask. What's the damage with Aqua?"

Before she could answer Aqua loudly announced, "Alright! You taste really good, so you're in the harem! What's your name?"

The flushed, thick beauty smiled at her, "They call me Soliana, sweetie... or is it Mistress Sweetie now? Of course, you can call me whatever you like..."

She traced her foot along Aqua's leg, the Goddess jumped a little but still smiling at the treatment. Though the next woman in line with her legs up was a little less enthused.

"Aqua! Come on, I'm next!" Harriet whined. "You said you liked how I tasted yesterday... I'll let you call me whatever you want as well so let me be part of your harem too!"

As Goddess and tomboy reunited, Luna spoke a little quietly to me. "She's actually been rather conservative and picky. Aqua's only added me, Emma, and now Soliana to your harem. Right now she's doing a 'taste test' of the others to see who else she wants." Luna explained before giving me a slightly pitied look. "Though, you might want to inform her how all this harem stuff works. She bought everyone who came in for the breakfast rush their food and a round of drinks, so your debt has risen considerably..."

I had thought about erasing that debt... but then, should I? Let Aqua drink and eat everyone under the table each night until it's forced to close? We'll own this place tomorrow. That loss of profits would go straight to us and our debt. I can't give this place an endless amount of food and drink... well, I can but making it that way would only encourage her to eat and drink an endless amount as well. No, we'll just have to work our way out of debt the old fashioned way. With quests! I just need to make some changes to the board...

"Mistress Darkness." Sena suddenly spoke up. "I shall begin the body examinations with Emma." She informed me while adjusting her glasses, turning to the blonde on the bench. "If you wouldn't mind following me upstairs."

"I thought you needed Kazuma for the tests?" I asked as they started travelling to the emergency room again.

She stopped and looked back at me with an embarrassed blush. "I think... I would like to try this one without assistance. If that is permitted?"

I threw a coy smirk at her, I knew what she wanted. She wanted to practice her cunning linguistics, probably realising the amount of girl on girl there's going to be with us and feeling underprepared. "It is permitted." I nodded.

Sena returned the nod and hurried after Emma. Perhaps out of obligation or excitement. I sort of wanted to see her attempts, maybe help things along, but I was thrown out of that daydream when someone bumped my elbow with theirs.

"Maybe she can give Aqua some pointers for licking pussy while they're at it, eh?" Joked a petite raven haired waitress to me.

The room got a little quieter at that, all glancing between the woman and the blue haired girl that had stopped licking Harriet. She wasn't looking at us, but the goddess had clearly heard the attack on her ability to pleasure a woman.

I must have looked rather angrily down at the waitress because even with the normality earrings she seemed rather scared.

"I-I just meant... she's still learning! She's fun, a-and super eager! But her technique needs work! T-that's all I meant, honest!"

Aqua had a side eye on us, a hurt look in her eye. But when she noticed me she looked away quickly to hide her feelings, now seeming a little nervous to continue licking Harriet. The nice tomboy stroked the blue hair between her legs and gave reassurances to Aqua's bruised ego.

With a huff at this unpleasantness I began speaking: "I think Aqua just needs to trust in her abilities more. They're normally fantastic when it comes to pleasuring people she likes." I declared to the waitress loudly. Sure, it was close to the normality I'd used for Kazuma, but my favourite blue haired Goddess had deserved a sexual power boost as well.

I could see Aqua close her eyes with a small smile on her lips, happy to hear me defending her honour. She then opened her eyes and looked at Harriet with determination. "You are pretty cute, and you said you liked me... so I like you too! Get ready for the true power of a Goddess' mouth!" Aqua beamed, making Harriet gulp in nervous anticipation.

The bluenette leant down and blew a small stream of air at the puffy pussy making Harriet suddenly shudder at the odd sensation of cold on her hot lips. Aqua wasn't always one for sensitive foreplay, instead choosing to dive ahead and take what she wanted, but now (probably as a way to prove her own newfound studliness) she was really taking her time to take her new toy properly, applying little tender kisses to Harriet's thighs and mons. Lightly grazing the tomboy's clitoris with her chin, just enough for a big shudder to pass through her.

Aqua then licked Harriet's thigh, while also activating the pussy skill to make it super sensitive. "Hhholy FUCK!" was the response, a heat in her legs she'd never felt before. Harriet was leaking rather intensely as Aqua kept switching from thigh to thigh, activating the skill and licking deeply along the inner leg, making each lick triple damage. The juices were building around her unattended pussy, but instead of licking them up Aqua instead blew more cold air at the piping hot lips. An intense, spine curling chill ran up the poor girl's spine, nearly making her blow her top from just the teasing.

Honestly, I couldn't wait to try Aqua's new skills out for myself.

The Goddess of Water continued to lick thighs and blow air. Harriet moaning louder and louder as her body kept building up juice that was pouring onto the table now. It didn't help that a lot of waitresses and adventurers were looking in to see her unprotected cunt and the attacks Aqua was landing on it, enamoured by the way the goddess was turning Harriet into a complete mess. She was shuddering again and again while bucking her hips to try and catch Aqua's lips on each pass.

Panting, sweat soaking her clothes, she groaned out in frustration, "Mmmmistress Aquaaa~!" Harriet whined loud and hard. "Pppplease stop being mean to me! Just take my ccuunnttt! I'm so fucking ready for you!"

Aqua smirked, then mockingly put a finger on her chin to look like she was considering the question. "Hmmm, okay!"

The woman then used her godly strength stat to just scoop the tomboy's ass into her hands and lift her while the bluenette stood. Her body raised up into the air, her legs on Aqua's shoulders while the rest of her were supported by just Aqua's hands on her butt. It made Harriet look as light as a feather, though her nervous shaking atop Aqua's embrace showed otherwise. All eyes were on the two woman totem, Harriet completely unprepared to be sitting on the pair of delicate but sturdy hands groping her. "W-woah! Careful! U-um... I-is this saf-?"

"Thanks for the meal!" Aqua beamed up at her toy. Completely ignoring her protest to lap the entire length of her heated cunt in one long motion. Harriet hadn't expected the sudden relief of her heated pussy at all. Her eyes went wide and her legs locked around Aqua's ears. She nearly fell backwards but she gripped the blue hair tightly to stop herself, while Aqua just continued with a second long lick, this time probing deep into the woman's cunt. The voyeurism, the position, and the previous teasing all cascaded into Harriet at once. The goddess had that canary singing to her tune almost instantly, standing tall amongst her conquests to gleefully and messily lap the gushing pussy like she was eating a watermelon slice. Harriet was curled around the bluenette's head, legs locked down her back and hands desperately grabbing her hair as she orgasmed hard at the wild nature of the licking.

The whole guild just stared. Moans of a tomboy overbearing the rest of the conversations that had been going on in their daily lives. It didn't deter Aqua at all, forcing Harriet to stay in her 'seat' as she took exactly what she wanted from her.

"Mistress..." Luna mumbled to me. I tore my eyes away to look at her, seeing a pleadful look of a woman who was just as flushed as me after watching her friend being ravaged by Aqua. I loved that look. It showed me that everyone was enjoying themselves in this crazy world just as much as I was.

I moved her body off of mine, making her seem rather disappointed. An expression that I enjoyed watching change as I regrabbed her waist with crossed arms, lifting her again while spinning her entire body as if she were as light as a portrait on the wall. Our bodies wrapped into each other again but this time with our faces facing each other's steaming pussy instead. Her legs around my neck while squishing her thighs into my ears, her arms around my waist while pushing her breasts into my abdomen, all while my arms supported her; my left arm around her waist while the right pulled on her shoulder to keep her comfy and safe in my embrace. I wasn't going to let Aqua out do me when it came to strength in sex, mine and Luna's 69 position also garnering some stares.

Luna excitedly wasted no time in grabbing the waist on my trousers and diving her head inside to begin lapping at my unguarded cunt, snapping the waistband around the back of her neck and making herself comfortable in my crotch. I wanted to do something similar, but my problem wasn't so easily fixed since I had forgotten to take her tiny shorts off before lifting her.

"Oi, you. Big guy." I suddenly spoke to a large adventurer who had been enjoying the show. "Rip Luna's shorts off for me."

"R-really?!" He stammered, "I dunno, I don't want to be branded a weirdo..."

I frowned at his hesitation. "They're my shorts legally. I own her body. I'm giving you permission to do what everyone in the guild's wanted to do for years, and strip Luna's ass!"

That was all the prompting needed, clearly. He grabbed the blue material and in one smooth motion. He was big and burly enough that they basically became shredded fabric in his attack, not even the belt remaining.

There, now presenting herself to the whole guild was Luna's beautiful pussy and asshole. I didn't see who else was looking, my view was already perfect.

Luna's bright pink insides were so close to my face now. I could smell the arousal that was emanating from her excited lips. There was a small shiver to her skin. Maybe because of the breeze flowing over her ass, maybe from the anticipation of my mouth so close to her pussy, either way it was making her mountainous ass cheeks jiggle ever so slightly. From afar maybe it wouldn't look so impressive, but up close it was hypnotic. Every slight shift of her undercarriage making my own arousal spike, and not just because Luna was already probing my cunt deep with her tongue.

"N-no panties today? Were you expecting something like this you naughty girl?"

She didn't say anything in response, instead closing her thighs and shuffling her lips ever so slightly more towards me as well as the angle could manage. It was either to try and cover her body a little better from the surrounding gazes, or to just get some sort of relief from the aching. Either way, I didn't want to wait either and soon Aqua wasn't the only one chugging the liquids of a waitress.

Thinking about it, this was only the second pussy I've ever eaten. The taste was different but no less pleasurable than Aqua's. Aqua was sweet and smooth; the nectar of the heavens, but Luna was tangy and sharp; a real womanly flavour. It made me want to dive my tongue even deeper to try and find new juices to taste. My tongue was working at a similar pace the one Luna had in my cunt. Both of us working with steady rhythm's to swirl around the walls before diving deep into as many sensitive spots we could find. She was more experienced than me at pussy licking but I did my best to still pleasure my new pet as well as I could. The blood rushing to her head might have helped with that since soon we were both moaning loudly into each other's pussies, which mixed with Harriet's long drawls from the other side of the room.

"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" Came the chants of the crowd again, drowning out our moans.

Suddenly, a pink light surrounded Harriet's ass. The one place of Harriet's body that she could rest had just become a massive erogenous zone that she was leaning into hard. You could see the affect this had on her travel up her whole body. First, her spine tingling made her dance like a snake. Secondly, her shoulders cramped up while her arms stretched and spasmed into knots of pleasure. Lastly, Harriet went completely cross-eyed, teeth grinding hard as the pleasure stormed in her brain.

"AAAQQUUAAAAA!!!!!" Harriet screamed out in a massive orgasm that overtook her body. She jiggled on top of Aqua's hands, which only served to dig her sensitive ass further into the godesses' grip and extend the vicious attack on her senses. Harriet tumbled backwards, Soliana quickly getting up and rescued the falling tomboy from the relentless bluenette before she hurt herself.

All eyes were still on Aqua, whom people suddenly realised had a mouth full of something. She gave a coy look to the crowd before leaning her head back as far as it could go, spraying liquid through pursed lips and into the air with a ffsshhhh sound. A light but wide fog of pussy juice spread upwards through the air. It was reflecting the light beautifully and even gained colourful arcs of rainbows that danced with the shiny fog.

The lights floated downwards, a light shower of tenderly touching down on the tables and patrons, and soon all eyes were back on the smirking goddess who was wiping her mouth.

"Nature's Beauty."

The crowd went wild with praise and cheers, while the smell of Harriet's love juice spread over the guild. It was a smell that really sent me and Luna over the edge. Us blonde's uniting in juicy orgasmic glory in the middle of the ecstatic crowd all bustling around us.


Once things had calmed down we all gathered on one of the tables. I said we should wait until Kazuma was with us to collect anyone else from the guild, which Aqua had pouted but agreed to. Now content to let Harriet return the pussy licking favour to her under the table as I worked.

Luna had looked quite the happy mess when I let her out from my groin. A very red face that was splattered with my juices with a wide grin that was slowly licking it all up. She was now curled up next to me on the bench, I had also given her Kazuma's sweaty bottoms to wear instead of her ruined booty shorts which meant I was now exposed myself. A fact that Soliana and her incredibly wide tongue was taking advantage of.

Sena sat down and handed me the rulebook for the Guild from across the table. She'd finished with Emma's body check (the blonde now also returning the favour by now peeling up Sena's skirt and licking the secretary under the table) and I'd told her to let me see the rules of the business.

She was dishevelled, but didn't let Emma's distractions affect her work. "Y-you can write whatever you wa~ah!~nt, but l-legally you can't enforce these rules until we go overrrrrr~! the paperwork for the Dustiness Harem to own the ~god~ guild! tomorrow."

I smiled at Sena's enjoyment, a similar wave hitting me every so often with my own pussy hungry waitress. Looking at the list, everything seemed pretty average. Don't serve drunks to minors. Cut someone off once they're very drunk. Always lock up when closing. Keep the food stocked. Etc etc. Regular stuff... for the most part.

There, right at the bottom, was my masturbation rule I'd added. 'If anyone begins masturbating in the guild then it is the staff's responsibility to help relieve that customer or staff member.'

I gulped back my arousal at the power I wielded. "So, anything I add now will become absolute law around here?" I asked Sena.

"Once the paperwork goes through? T-that's correct, Mistress." She explained while adjusting her glasses, "Y-you c-control the b-business and t-therefore will... alsoreceiveacutoftheprofitsandlosses! Eeep!" She sped through the last of her sentence with an intense shudder.

I thought about what to add. What would make Kazuma and Aqua the happiest? Was there any other money making tricks I could get out of this place? I had ultimate power now, I don't think even common sense could stop me when it came to rules. With excited breath my hands began writing before I'd even registered I'd begun.

  1. When Kazuma, Aqua or Darkness requests it, this guild becomes completely topless.
  2. Kazuma, Aqua and Darkness are allowed to fuck anyone in the guild they want, even non-members of staff.
  3. The Dustiness Harem eats and drinks for free (though with limits).
  4. Once a week the guild will be closed for breeding purposes. [Emergency Requests will reopen it.] All staff must attend, bringing extra females to breed is acceptable.
  5. Darkness' breast milk and Kazuma's cum will be sold (at a very high price) on the menu when they are in the guild to dispense it.
  6. If customers see sex happening they will think it is a show and give money to the guild depending on how much they think the show was worth.
  7. Uniform's will be on a rotation now. Staff will be provided bikinis, lingerie, and other sexy outfits and be required to wear what is dictated by the schedule.

There we go, seven new rules to get started. I had more ideas flowing in but it's good not to overwhelm everyone too quick or else I might need to find new staff.

"Um, Misstr-Lady... uhh, D-Darkness?" came a deep voice.

A few men had a timid look about them as they shuffled towards me. They were all male staff members of the guild I'd seen around, mostly the bouncers, chefs, and other such roles. I'd been so focused on the main tavern and the myriad of pretty girls they bring out to tantalise perverts that I'd sort of forgotten about them.

"We woz wonderin'... where we fit into all dis, er... harem... stuff?" The front man asked while scratching the back of his head. He was a stubbly, overweight handyman in overalls. I'd seen him around before, seemingly getting on in years but still sticking around as a general helpful presence to the business.

A hush of murmurs washed over the rest of them. They clearly wanted in but were too scared to say the wrong thing and get kicked out. To be fair to them, I'd only really been flexing my new bisexual side around here so perhaps they wanted to have more fun with the hot ladies.

As if on cue, one of the bouncers gruffly yelled out from the middle of the pack. "Aqua dunna really wanna suck our dicks, saying that we woodnt 'give er a treat' whatever that means."

The front man bumped his elbow against the yelling bouncer. I couldn't help but smile at Aqua's cock loyalty.

Said Goddess pouted at that. "...pretty obvious what it means. You're neither Kazuma, nor a member of my church, so there's no reason a Goddess should be forced to touch your penis."

"The main point is, ma'am." The handyman resumed before a row could break out between the two, "Will we be needin to find alternative jobs?"

Ah, I see. They were worried I wouldn't be needing them at all and I'd only want the female staff. While perhaps a perfect world for Kazuma, the realities were these men did not do anything wrong. Not to mention the fact this building still needed to function passed the fun we were having. I made Soliana stop her licking briefly as I began my speech.

"Gentlemen!" I began with a clap. "Do not worry! I am not going to be firing anyone I don't need to!" With that a wave of relief washed over them. A few patting each other's backs sweetly. "You've all still been providing Axel and it's residents with protection and food, and I commend you for that! While these new rules will primarily affect the female staff, there will be further changes that will come in the coming days while we adjust to new realities!" They seemed a little wary at that statement, "To keep hormones down, all men will... will...

There was a part of me that wanted to be slutty and play with these burly boys myself, but... I couldn't. Not anymore.

I'm Kazuma's slut now. There was a time I would have used the earrings to have every able bodied male in a 5-mile radius all descend upon me like a pack of rabid wolves, but that was a different era of my life. Kazuma's shown me I can indulge myself by indulging him. Letting him fuck all these cute and sexy women with his mighty cock. Impregnating us, marking new and more powerful women as his own, taking them from men as if it's his right. He has so much power, even if he doesn't realise it. My Master...

I slowly faded out of my daydreaming. Everyone staring at me like my blushing face and low panting was, of course, normal. "Sorry. I was just going to say there will be pleasure incentives for the men. I understand you all have your masturbation habits taken care of by the female staff, that won't change unless they are part of my personal harem. So no more Luna, Harriet, Soliana or Emma. And no more vaginal sex for any female in this building unless it is approved by me."

They all mumbled to each other for a minute. "Is anal still good?"

"It's acceptable, but no taking anal virginities and the woman must consent."

A lanky looking chef spoke up at that. "Of course, we aren't animals!"

"No... you're not." If they were more animalistic there's a chance I wouldn't have fallen to Kazuma so easily. Oh well, I'm with a real man now and that's all that matters.

"And, uh, whut about deez... 'breeding days'?" Asked the bouncer from before, pointing at the breeding day rule. "We sposed ta come in or whut?"

"Yes. There's still a need for emergency quests, lunches for the women, etc." Sena explained, coming down off her aftershocks now and able to speak in full sentences. "You will be paid in full as usual, with chances for bonuses."

I chimed in with, "The bonus this time is: the top three male workers will be given the worst female employee to have their way with." I glanced over to the petite girl who'd bad mouthed Aqua earlier. Her face went very pale at the implication I'd just thrown out. "So work hard girls!"

The crowd settled down at that. The men happy that they got to keep their jobs and masturbation women, while the women were still just happy to be part of the harem in general. All talking about the various costumes they were excited to wear or who they might bring to the breeding day.

It was then I remembered something. "Oh yeah, I meant to do a rule about adding sexy quests to the boards." I said, grabbing the book again.

A suddenly hand barred me from writing though. "Um, Mistress Darkness..." Luna spoke, she looked a little confusedly at me. "Do you mean the adult quest menu?"

I gave her an incredulous look. "W-wait. I never changed anything about quests, that was already a thing?!"

She nodded matter-of-factly at me. "We're not allowed to showcase them in the main foyer since it's a public space, but they've always been a thing. I'll show you."

Luna hurried over to the main reception desk, then, from under the table, brought up a small pinboard that she brought over to us. Sure enough, it had 'adult quests' written on the top with various pieces of paper all pinned to it.

"This is nuts..." I mumbled.

"I always wondered why you guys never asked about this stuff. Kazuma especially, no offence." Luna smiled at my wonder. "We do have an age limit so Megumin wouldn't be allowed on these quests. I thought that was maybe why, like you didn't want to leave her out."

I frowned a little at the unintended jab, but breezed passed it to begin reading the various adult quests on the board:

  • Take my virginity, please!
  • Nude models needed for Art Project
  • Save this shopkeeper from loneliness!
  • The Succubus Challenge
  • Some sort of monster in the woods that leaves husbands satisfied!
  • Demon King Fetish Role Players Wanted
  • Need help writing sexy stories, real life accounts please
  • On the hunt for a cute cat girl waifus. This world's got to have them somewhere!
  • Drawings/descriptions of Satou Kazuma's cock wanted for religious reasons
  • Weekly Underground Tournament Open: 'Try Not To Cum' Challenge, Week 5!
  • Hot Single Thief ready to give her life to a Harem Knight! Enquire within!
  • Will kiss feet or get stepped on for money

And so it went. Dozens of different quests, each with their own rewards and task lists, designed around sexy adult topics that I had no idea about! Maybe this world is much more perverse than I gave it credit for!

"Oh wow, look at those cash rewards! I definitely wouldn't mind giving some of these a go!" Aqua exclaimed, looking at the board and examining the various high numbers written down.

"Agreed." I replied, reaching over to the board. "I think I'll actually be taking this one for tonight..." I said and grabbed a sheet from the board, but then hesitated my hand as it hovered over a second quest. "...but this one might be relevant for where we're heading next."

Chapter 24: Returning to the shop that started it all

Summary:

Darkness has a chat with a demon.

Chapter Text

I walked arm in arm with Aqua as we headed towards Wiz's shop. She was being rather touchy feely, which I didn't mind, talking about all the different tastes of the girls she'd just licked up. We had to leave our newest claims to the harem back at the guild, including Sena. The efficient woman had to perform three more 'body checks' so they'd all be busy getting the secretary's royal blessing.

We met up with Kazuma just outside Wiz's, our timings lining up perfectly as he'd just finished up with his fanclub. The familiar sight of his usual green outfit was somewhat comforting, waving at us as we approached. Aqua instantly began rattling off the list of people they'd added to the harem to him, but he was distracted by my grabbing the back of his head and bringing it to mine.

"Did you have fun jizzing into those two priest's panties?" I purred after our reunion kiss.

"Well, yeah, obviously." He admitted with a slight blush after his initial shock from the kiss. "It was hot as fuck watching them put their cum filled panties back on. T-they were moaning, there was a squelch sound..."

I smiled at his timid nature but bold words. "Well it makes sense doesn't it? You normally have complete jurisdiction on all the panties that enter our mansion." I purred, setting him up for a lovely treat for when we get home. "Even if a princess entered our home, you could tell her to take off her panties for you to do whatever you wanted to." His eyes glazing over at the erotic ideas suddenly emerging in his brain. I could have gone on, but a sound interrupted us.

Ding-a-ling!

Chris suddenly emerged from Wiz's shop just as we'd all crowded around it. The shocked look in her eye and growing blush told me she had wanted to leave before we showed up. She bent down quickly and made a flying leap that would normally land her up on a roof, but I snatched her leg from the air and dragged her back down into my locking embrace.

"NGHA! Let me go Darkness!"

"No, Chris!" I hissed while wrestling with her. "I know you're trying to get out of an embarrassing moment, but you need to apologise to Aqua!"

"Fine." She relented in defeat, slumping in my arms. I turned her body over to her fellow goddess who was looking a little confused. "Sorry I lied to you, Aqua. I should have said I come down to this world in this form sooner. But you have to know it isn't a two way thing! I can't help you get back to the heavenly realm."

Aqua just smiled in understanding. "I know. It's not too much trouble... you were probably just scared! The people of this world are strangely sceptical and you were obviously just worried they wouldn't believe that you're a goddess, even if you tell them over and over again!" She explained, earning a side-eye glance from Kazuma as he tried to hold back a chuckle. "Plus, I used to sneak down to various worlds all the time. There was one that had the best candy from this weird factory..."

I was worried that she was holding back on berating Chris for the sake of modesty. "Aqua, is there nothing else you want to say to her?"

"Oh, um..." She looked around a little confused as to what I was asking her to do. "Do you... wanna join our harem?"

All three of our eyes went wide. Chris looking especially happy with the question. "Woah! Really Aqua?! I'd lov-" She paused, looking up from her trapped position to me. "-ve to, as long as Darkness is alright with it. I've caused enough trouble by ignoring her feelings."

I sighed, letting Chris go back to the floor at her compassionate words. "It's okay Chris. I don't mind that you lied, really. You are my goddess and friend, and if you wanted to join our harem, I want you to as well."

The three of us girls all shared a pleasant smile, that was quickly interrupted by Aqua being Aqua. "But she's under me! Eris is my junior in the harem, I want that in writing!"

I smiled at their antics then looked over at Kazuma who was drooling at the second goddess to be at his mercy.

He looked wistfully to the sky. "Ahhh~ to be able to have regular sex with a super cute girl, one with no weird kinks or demanding cum addictions."

My body seized up in pleasure. "Oh Kazuma. You insult me even when you own me!"


"HELLO!" boomed a horribly close voice as soon as we opened the door to Wiz's. "Moi's been expecting you, girl-who's-enjoying-the-power-of-the-gods-in-more-ways-than-one! This partnership is going swimmingly, wouldn't you say? You've been making such progress! Harems! Milk potions! Not to mention the state you've made of their religions! Moi was in absolute stitches!"

Aqua dug her finger into his chest, pushing him back a bit. "Are you insulting my precious Axis Members?! Stupid Masked Demon wouldn't know how what a real worshipper looked like anyway!"

Kazuma bumped my shoulder as the rest of us entered properly, "Darkness? What's he talking about?"

"Uhhh..." I hesitated, giving him a frightened look. "Vanir's just excited... Our harem is going into business with him as well..."

Aqua shot around with an incredulous look. "WHAT?!"

"Hmm, you sure that's a good idea Darkness?" Kazuma asked in a slight hush, "This place isn't known for rolling in the dough."

"And I don't wanna be partnered with a dirty demon!" Aqua whined, still rapidly pressing his jacket and singeing it with her holy powers. "I don't trust him! I don't like him! I don't wanna!"

Vanir grumbled at the jabs. "Good to know losing your collective virginities hasn't made any of you any less unpleasant." He slapped Aqua's hand away, "Maybe Moi will be more appreciated if he sends you to hell. Let the sullied goddess see the true horrors of demonic life."

"Don't you dare threaten Aqua, stinky demon!" Chris suddenly blurted out angrily while also getting in his face. "You're lucky you're going into business with Darkness or I-she'd purify you right here and now!"

"Ho-ho~! Bimbo Crusader~! Why did you bring two goddesses into Moi's shop?" He strained his back backwards from the multiple threats while looking calmly, but with an underlying fury, at me.

It was Chris' turn to snap around to me. "DARKNESS! You told him I'm a Goddess?!"

Before I could defend myself Kazuma lazily cut in. "No no, he just has that way of figuring shit out. Some sort of demonic mind reading with the mask."

Her anger quickly turned back to Vanir. "Well then. If he already knows then I don't mind threatening you even more!" She raised a fist that began to glow. "Maybe we'll see how you do against a double Goddess purification!"

Aqua was pleased with the backup. "Yeah! He won't stand a chance!"

Vanir raised his hands to his mask, eyes glowing red. "Bring it on! Moi'll handle you both! Bring all your pathetic angelic friends, Moi can easily destroy you all!"

"Wiz's shop is normally a neutral zone!" I shouted desperately, "So would you three please calm down!?"

The mood shifted, Aqua and Chris lowered their anger to just a frown and Vanir brushed his coat off.

"Fine. But you better be sure about this Darkness."

"For the record, Moi was neither affected by your words, nor was he afraid of taking on the two deflowered despots. Moi simply has more important things to be doing today."

"Yes, great." I sighed in relief the situation hadn't escalated. "Chris, why don't you show Kazuma and Aqua the other relics you collected?"

"Alright, better make sure they're secured before this demon gets any ideas." She huffed, scowling at the masked man on her way passed as the three went to the stairs. "They're just in the backroom with the rest of their weird storage."

Kazuma went up first, "Be careful of the the other items back here. There's no telling the odd side effects that even being in the same air space might cause."

Aqua had chilled out far quicker and went up the stairs next, "Come on, we'll see if Wiz has a potion to make your breasts bigger!" She beamed back at her fellow goddess. "Then you won't need to pad your chest!"

"I-I don't p-p-p..." She defended with a blush before thinking about it and following after. "...do you think she might?"

The sound of Chris, Aqua, and Kazuma's footsteps all disappeared up the stairs.

And I was left alone.

Alone with the man who had given me the earrings.

The Demon who had started this whole perverted story.

The only one who knew how things used to be, and who had answers for my future as well.

He was just dusting some shelves behind the counter, pretending not to notice the tension that was in the air.

I walked up to the counter, standing tall even with his back to me.

"Vanir."

"Yes perverted-girl-who-shouldn't-be-looking-a-gift-horse-in-the-mouth?"

My bravado crumpled nearly immediately. "Okay, firstly, t-thank you. These earrings have let me do a lot. A LOT. And I've definitely been having a lot of fun with them..."

"You're welcome." He chuckled over his shoulder, still dusting.

"...and it seems we've been on the same wavelength, since you haven't come in and interrupted me."

"That's right."

So far so good. "Which means, hopefully, even in this weird situation, there's some level of trust between us?"

That gave him a bit more of a pause, lowering his feather duster slowly. "You think it's wise to trust a demon, girl?"

"Enough to get a few honest answers from him, I hope."

He finally turned and looked down on me while scratching his chin, considering the implication I think, before nodding once.

"Okay, firstly..." Oh god, all my blood is rushing to my face. This is my last chance for some form of redemption... "...d-did you m-m-m-make me hornier?"

"Hm? Speak up."

I slammed my arms on the counter. I knew he heard. "M-my body is out of control! I'm so horny all the time! Did you use the earrings to make that happen?! Make me hornier?! PLEASE!"

His sick, twisted grin grew the largest I've ever seen it.

"Would you prefer it if Moi said yes?"

I slammed my head down into the counter. That was the only other reason I could come up with for why I'd been so ready to accept the new power I'd received. Why I'd been so eager to use it on my friends. That maybe Vanir was manipulating me subtly... but I could tell he wasn't. I knew before I'd asked. Everything that's happened was on me.

Vanir's hands scratched his mask tenderly. "Oh! Such beautiful shame! Never forget girl, that even in this world where your desires are met, Moi shall remember the peaceful town you left behind! He will always be there to soak in your delicious guilt and humiliation!" He boasted, making me feel even worse and making him feel even better.

"T-that leads me onto my next point!" I blurted while raising my red face and pointing at him. "What are you getting out of this?"

"Shame, humiliation, discomfort, mortification-"

"Not just now!" I growled in frustration. I never did match well with Vanir's tempo, he could read me too well and too often. "With the earrings! Why give them to me!? What do you get out of me having sex with whoever I want? You nor-... regularly have so many ulterior motives on top of motives it’s hard to keep track." I said, slowly changing my tone from anger to serious. "Almost everything you do is so you can collect negative emotions, but right now no one who’s affected by this is feeling bad. This can't all just be because of my shame, you could have done that in a million different ways."

"What about the little explosion wizard?"

I winced at that. "She's... complicated." I looked away, thinking about Megumin and the life I used to have. "I'm still deciding what to do about her... if I'll let her have Kazuma's heart or not..." I sighed, knowing that this week will be over soon enough and I'd have to face that reality. Then shaking my head and pointing at Vanir again. "But still, I don't want her to be unhappy either! I'll still use this power to make her life better! Be that with Kazuma or with anyone else she's interested in! So don't change the subject! Why are you doing this!?"

He gave me a frown. "Moi doesn't want to answer! He gives and gives and is still treated this way! Why don't you just take your ultimate power and accept it!?"

"Because... it's you!" I flat out accused. "You're too much of a question mark to continue this odd game we're playing! Is this really just to make me feel bad?! Am I just a shame filled cow for you to milk!?"

"No. And stop being excited by weird things."

I slumped my shoulders in defeat. This was getting me nowhere. I only really had one play left...

"Look Vanir... I'm just scared." I admitted, the demon raising an eyebrow to my vulnerability. "Scared that when I take these earrings off… everything goes back to how it was. No more Harem Knights, no more harem… no more Kazuma." I mumbled that last part, a little too sad to even think of it. "Or even worse, what if I take the earrings off, everyone remembers their previous lives, and then hates me? What if everyone thinks that I’m an irredeemable wreck of a human? They'll kick me out of the house. Out of their lives. I'll be shunned from society living long hopeless days with no friends and no family. Leaving me completely alon-"

“ALRIGHT FINE! MOI’LL TELL YOU THE REASON!! JUST STOP TALKING! Sheesh!” Vanir suddenly screamed. He moved around the counter and speedily pushed me towards the table at the front of the store.

I sat down quickly, still a little in shock I'd gotten such a rise from him.

Vanir sat down opposite me, but didn't start right away. In fact as we sat there, he had such a serious look on his mask. A dour, almost sorrow look that I'd never seen on the demon. He looked downright upset.

His usual flamboyant tone even replaced with calm quiet words.

“It started a few months ago. Moi not feeling quite himself. New pains and problems... such problems that cannot go ignored for long before they compile and snowball into further issues."

He sighed, looking out the crystallised glass window.

"Eventually it was too much. Moi had to see the demon doctor and find out what was wrong. They poked and prodded all day and all night, various tests to see what was wrong. All for the greater good of extending Moi's happy life even slightly..."

I remained silent as he spoke, letting him get through this story at his own pace. His glove dove through his slicked back hair, I'm not sure if he even could cry but it definitely sounded like he was holding his emotions back.

"The next thing Moi remembers... the demon doctor was there, telling Moi the horrible results. It was news Moi had thought it was, feared it was, but could not bear to think about. The diagnosis that had plagued his nightmares for years, but hoped to never reach his ears in reality...”

I rubbed my hand over his comfortingly. “Oh Vanir, I’m so sorry.”

“Moi was allergic to loneliness.”

...

“...what.”

He nodded with thin pursed lips. "Mmhmm. It used to be a particularly tasty emotion, now completely cut off from Moi." He spoke with his hand waving his face like he was blowing back tears. "You can imagine how dangerous Moi’s life is surrounded by you pathetically single humans."

“...like, deathly allergic?”

He shook his head plainly. “No no. Just gives Moi a runny nose.”

I blinked at him. Calmly assessing the situation. “Are you trying to say that you set this whole normality earring thing up... so that you wouldn’t get the sniffles?”

He nodded at me with a look that said I wasn't taking this seriously enough. “Moi hates getting a runny nose.”

...

................

"....I, but.... WHAT?!"

"What?"

I dove over the table, grabbed his stupid lapel and began shaking him. "I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOUR CURSES, AND YOUR PLANS, AND YOU SAY THIS IS ACTUALLY JUST SOME PLOT ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING SNOT IN YOUR NOSE?! I'VE CHANGED EVERYONE INTO SEX MANIACS! I'VE CORRUPTED TWO GODDESSES! HOW COULD THAT BE FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID!?"

"Oi, hands off the coat, gorilla girl!" He hissed and snapped my hands away before brushing himself off. If he didn't start talking quickly I was going to strangle him. "As Moi said, you can imagine how it was for Moi before I gave you those earrings." He raised his hand to begin counting on each finger. "The perverted boy and the wizard girl, both lonely from their breakup. You, lonely from thinking you'd been rejected by perverted boy. Blue haired bitch, a nuisance even without being lonely. And worst of all, the loneliest of you all and the annoyance that keeps Moi up at night STILL! Is-"

Ding-a-ling!

"-HER!"

Chapter 25: Magical Item Mania

Summary:

Let's add some toys to the pile. Also lots of perspective shifts this chapter, every line break will switch to either Kazuma/Darkness/a general narrator so hopefully it isn't too confusing.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Wah!" Wiz jumped as Vanir pointed at her. "Vanir! Please don't scare me like that!"

"This horrible woman won't stop with her pathetic loneliness! Look! Moi's nose is already starting to gunk up from the feelings she's so rudely emitting!"

Wiz gave him a very apologetic look as she waddled in and put the bag she was carrying down onto the floor. "I-I've told you I'm sorry Vanir! Please forgive me! I don't like it when you hate me!"

"GAH! You dare feel even LONELIER?!"

I got up and joined them by the door. "Hmm, honestly thought Yunyun would be the bigger issue... but I guess it explains this quest I picked up." I hummed, bringing out the sheet of paper from the guild reading 'Help this lonely shopkeeper'. "I had a feeling this was yours, I recognised the handwriting."

Wiz inspected the sheet I held loosely in my hand. "V-Vanir! This is...um... That's very thoughtful of you..." She smiled, though as she read further the smile began to fade. "...d-did you have to be so mean on the request? 'Forgotten aging woman with rotting body requires connection to any creature with a pulse, be it human, monster or morally upstanding pig.' Y-you'd sell me to a pig?!"

He shrugged at her horror. "A morally upstanding one. Give Moi some credit."

I decided to roll up the request and pocket it before she read any further to the very low reward. "So, you need someone to help make Wiz feel less lonely?"

She looked at me a little timidly, "I-It's okay, I'm not that-"

"YES!" Vanir burst out. "Get the boy who likes big breasts to seduce her, put her in your growing army of mind controlled women, do SOMETHING to get her feeling less pathetically single!"

She gave him another horror filled look. "M-mind controlled-?"

"It's a figure of speech." Me and Vanir snapped at the same time. Making Wiz close her mouth in fright and retreat to unload the wares she'd brought back.

In a hush I returned to talking to the tall demon. "Look Vanir, even though it was an annoying reason... since you told me the truth and have let me have my fun with the earrings. I'll help you cure Wiz of her loneliness. But there's something else as well that might benefit both of us. If I help you, I want you go into business with me for real."

He quirked an eyebrow at that, scratching his chin and leaning uncomfortably close to my face. "Moi could be annoyed at the bonus stipulations, but curiosity is getting the better of him. Go on."

I moved him back a little before continuing. "This'll be a lot like your deal with Kazuma. I'm about to have a lot of employees who'll want to buy certain uniforms, or hopefully even toys if they take the initiative, and it would be nice if I could guide them to a place I trust for their purchases." I explained. "If you promise to have my back with this earring stuff... then not only will I help with Wiz, but I can also sign an exclusivity deal to sell the items that I come up with on my... adventures."

I really am making a deal with the devil now, aren't I? I guess we'll have to see if this comes back to bite me. You know what they say, in for a penny...

He kept his intense study of me up for a bit before grinning wildly. "Well, it sounds marvellous! Why don't you explain it to the shopkeeper what it is we'll be putting up in her shop!"

"You two are going into business Darkness?" Wiz asked, still putting away the various magical bracelets she'd picked up that day onto shelves. "That sounds nice. What are you going to be selling?"

I shot Vanir an annoyed look, not wanting to bother the innocent Wiz, and with a slightly blushing face I told the shopkeeper. "Um... magical items, clothes and toys for... sex."

While the blush on my face had just stopped at 'rosy cheeked pink', Wiz's shot straight to 'tomato covered in strawberry jam red'. Steam shot from her forehead as she processed the notion I'd presented her.

Suddenly, the shopkeeper's body began to fall forwards, her mind apparently short-circuiting as I quickly shot towards her to catch her in my arms. "Wiz!"

"BAHAHA!" Vanir guffawed joyfully, wiping a tear from his mask. "Moi does love the level of embarrassment whenever sexual notions run into that woman's head!"


The second floor of Wiz's shop was exactly as cluttered as you'd think it was. It seemed that the one storage space they had doubled as Wiz's sleeping quarters. It was about the size of her shop but one half of the room was dedicated to boxes of various trinkets and the other had a pure white single bed, a small wooden dresser, and a chair/desk combo with a mirror on it all shoved closely together near the window. The room was honestly pretty cute, very befitting of the shy personality Wiz has. I'm sure Vanir's played a part in squishing her side of the room down, though I have honestly no idea if he has his own room of if he even needs to sleep. I sat down on the bed with Aqua taking the chair as Chris dug around the boxes.

"So what are these relics Chris?" I asked, lounging back on Wiz's one pillow.

A box tumbled backwards as she dug around. "They're similar to the holy relics I got you to help me gather before." She explained, reminding me of our adventures for the Aegis Armour. "For Aqua's sake, they're the magic items from heaven that we give to the heroes who want to try to save this land from the Demon King. So like Mitsurugi's sword, or, well, you." Chris looked a little worried of the bluenette's potential attitude to being called an item.

Aqua gave her a confused look. "Who's 'Mitsurugi'?"

The thief just cringed a little but clearly wasn't bothered enough to explain whoever that guy was that she'd mentioned. Instead, she brought out a very swanky looking grey metal briefcase. The kind you'd see the super executives from Earth parading around to show off their money. It was something I really wasn't expecting to see in this world. The thief quickly brought it over to the bed and held her hands onto the two latches.

Before she opened it, Chris' expression darkened. "But the items in this case are different. They're not from heaven given to heroes, but gifts given from hell to evil individuals that demon's want to help cause chaos." She said with a low quiet voice and slowly opened the case. "I trust Darkness with the earrings, and she said that normally I should let you play around with these, but I have to warn you that they were originally used for pure evil."


I fanned Wiz's face to stop her from completely fainting. Letting her drink a glass of water slowly with little sips as she sat on the chair near the window.

She eventually did start to wake properly, thanking me for my care before bowing. "S-sorry Darkness... I wasn't expecting you to say that about the s-s-adult items..." She squeaked, then leaned her head into her hands. Speaking wistfully. "To think, we'd be selling more of that kind of thing..."

"Hm? More?"

"That's right!" Vanir cut in with a large wooden crate in his hands that he dropped heavily onto the counter. "The terrible shopkeeper actually does have an adult catalogue of items! Even if her pitiful brain short circuits whenever anyone asks her about it." He chuckled while looking through the box, though his smile slowly faded. "Moi nearly forgot about this junk. The demand for items perverse is certainly present, but these magically infused death traps are as useless and dangerous as everything else in this place." He sighed while absentmindedly mixing the items with his hand. "Moi would be absolutely fine taking on your ideas for a restock of sexual thrills and messy spills. He will have the contract ready for you as soon as you've taken care of the shopkeepers feelings. But before you do, there might be some trinkets in here that'll interest the Perverted Crusader's Quest for Degeneracy."

I frowned, unable to really muster a counter argument against his weird title. "Well, it would be good to have a few magic items already in stock. What do you have?" I asked, trying to not sound too excited from the idea.

Vanir Magic Item 1

The first thing Vanir brought out from the box was a small round and flat object that fit between his middle and index fingers. It was orange and seemed to be made of a small film of see through material.

Wiz explained first with a sweet smile. "That thing's called a condom!"

Vanir spoke in his salesman voice as he presented it. "This little number will keep pregnancies to a minimum! Just wrap the male's penis in this colourful film and it'll magically keep the semen from entering the female's womb!"

I scratched my chin. "Hmm, not really needed for me but it sounds like it could help a lot of others practice sex safel-"

"By melting the cock." His hand ignited, burning the small package to cinders. A high pitched wail screeched out from the destruction that sent a shiver down my spine. "It was an acidic slime! Human's would have to willing put on the end of their favourite flesh pole!" He growled at Wiz, "Even Moi knows that no one would dismember their member for any reason! Why would you possibly buy this?!"

She shrank down a little into herself. Not able to come up with a good answer. That salesman had just seemed so eager for her to have it...


Chris Relic 1

Inside the case was four average looking items, lodged into the foam lining that seemed to be designed for each of them. Each had their own little note with an explanation on what they did, reminding me of the warning labels on Wiz's items downstairs. There was only one slot missing in the case, assumedly for the weird earrings that Darkness had.

I carefully grabbed the first relic I was supposed to play around with, a pair of golden rings.

"What's this for?"

Chris looked rather embarrassed to be asked. "It's... for your penis. 'The Magic Cock Ring'. If you put the first ring on your thing, it'll magically appear out the other. You can also teleport the second ring to anywhere you like in the world. So you can imagine the kind of horrible acts someone could get up to with that."

I did imagine it. It was a fun imagination. I turned around subtly on the bed, giggling lightly to myself as I quickly shuffled around in my pants. I watched as my cock disappeared into the golden circle, the metal seemingly expanding and contracting around my meat to capture it. It was a little worrying since this was lil Kazuma disappearing, but my cock actually did reappear on the bed! Soon my whole dick and balls were poking up on Wiz's pillow, like some weirdly placed glory hole.

Now to try the teleporting part out. Not sure how the item worked, I concentrated for a second to think of where I wanted the ring most in the whole world. My cock suddenly disappeared, and where it had reappeared felt fucking amazingly hot and tight.

"Gah~!" The smaller breasted Goddess suddenly squeaked behind me, looking down at her privates in panic before glaring up at me. "Kazuma..." She threw me a warning tone.

Realising where it must have gone, I gave her a huge grin. "What's the matter? Suddenly feeling uncomfortable?"

"I..." She gulped with a massive blush while looking down timidly. "I-I wouldn't say this is how I imagined my first time... but I'm part of your harem now. You're allowed to do this to me whenever you want."

"Oh, right." I blinked, almost forgetting the amount of power I had over these women. I couldn't help but smile at her submissive attitude with my dick feeling absolutely fantastic inside the cute girl's pussy. Both of us snugly twitching against the other. "Well then, why don't you grab the second ring by the base and move at your own pace for a while."

"Yes... M-Master Kazuma." She nodded with an even deeper blush, reaching into her panties to take the ring and delicately gripping the ring and the base of my cock before moving it about an inch out then in again. It wasn't a huge motion, but the awkward cuteness and growing tightness really felt legendary. A goddess' gasps and moans at being able to use my cock like a dildo was quite a sight to see. Her sensitivity growing with each passing thrust as her motions began shifting faster.

I moved my fingers in as seductive a way I could. "I can get those panties out of the way for you if they're bothering you."

"I'd rather you didn't."


Vanir Magic Item 2

"Here's a set of scented candles that 'guarantees to put the flame back into your love life.'"

"..."

"..."

"...it sets you on fire doesn't it."

"A-yup."

Wiz put her chin into her robe to try and hide from Vanir's stare a little more.


Chris Relic 2

As the two others messed around with the cock ring, Aqua inspected the next item in the briefcase. In her hands was a small harmless looking marker from Kazuma's world. She began reading the note explaining the relic, since Chris was currently busy with Kazuma's juicy dick inside her.

“Hmm, the ‘Written Ownership’ pen. ‘Just write your name on an object with this pen and it’ll become yours, even works with specific parts of the object if you specify in your writing.’”

Aqua got a coy smile, sneaking over to Kazuma and grabbing his hand. He was a bit annoyed but let her continue since they were supposed to be trying the relics after all. Scribbling quickly, the bluenette wrote down ‘Aqua’s semen’ onto her treat dispenser's backhand.

“Well Kazuma? What do you think about that?” She smirked triumphantly.

He looked at it, considered the writing for a moment, then licked his finger and wiped it off.

“Don’t fucking write on people.”

The goddess pouted, shrugged, then put the pen back in the case.


Vanir Magic Item 3

Vanir then brought out a wire frame carrier with around six various colourful potions inside. Some looked rather tame but others were bubbling rather viciously. He grabbed the bottle filled with white liquid first.

"Of course, you remember the lactation potion you absolutely bought from us?"

"S-sorry..." I mumbled shamefully into his amused grin.

Wiz was none the wiser. "I remember that. You were very excited by that one, but Aqua nearly purified it before you could drink it."

"Yes yes, your real memory from the real past." Vanir bemused to himself, making Wiz give him a confused head tilt. "But Moi will explain the rest of the potions now! Here's a potion of sexual vitality (that accelerates your heartrate and halves your lifespan), a potion of neck down hair loss (that turns the hair into a hair only clone of you), a potion of body paralysis (that is supposed to be negative, but Moi knows it excites you), and a potion that makes everything around you attracted to you (magnetically)."

"Those all sound... pretty bad." I said, attempting to slip him a hundred Eris for the paralysis potion as he shook his head no.

Vanir then shook the final potion in his hands, it seemed to have colours permanently twisting in on themselves. Green folding over blue and blue twisting into green. "Lastly. This one Moi will give to you for free but insists you save until later. Make the boy drink it for some fun."


Chris Relic 3

"A watch?" I asked, looking at the seemingly harmless stopwatch. It was small, silver and looked like kind of thing you'd see Sherlock Holmes using on his adventures. Or those ones you see in Hentai where they-

"It stops time." Chris said before she froze in place.

Yeah, I hit the button instantly.

I couldn't help it! It's one of those perverted fantasies you just have to live through given the chance! I'm a male who just got given the ability to stop time! How could I not live out the Hentai Doujin? I have to take the chances given to me, dammit!

The world was frozen. Sounds of the town were gone. Only a weird underlying ticking remained, which told me this thing could be from a fucking anime for all I know. Some Neet probably designed it to do that to seem 'cool' as he took on the Demon King. Or just for fucking girls, whatever the lore was I didn't care.

Looking around I could see that things had mostly stopped. Aqua was mid blink and looking at her eyes carefully you could see them closing, if quite slowly. Give her about five minutes and I think they'd be fully down. That gave me a good idea of how much of a reaction I would get.

I played around a little with the two girls in front of me, squeezing their squishy bits and moving their bodies around. Dunno if you'd consider the fun lost because I could do this to them without the watch, but I was having a great time feeling two soft goddess butts in both hands.

Chris still had my cock inside her while Aqua was leaning forward to put the pen she'd used on me away. The godly thief could hold onto my precious lil Kazuma for a little while longer, I had to see how far this stopwatch stretched.

The whole world was suddenly my oyster. I hurried downstairs to go feel up Darkness and Wiz, Darkness would definitely appreciate being at my mercy for the next few minutes and I couldn't wait to squeeze Wiz's hu-

"Oi." Came a voice when I reached downstairs that made me scream in fear. "Moi was talking to these two. Would the stupid boy-who's-trying-to-live-out-his-molesting-fantasy hurry up?"

"Fucking hell dude." I gasped out, hand on my accelerated heart. "Warn me next time, I thought I was alone in this time stop."

Vanir frowned at me. "It's not Moi's fault he's attuned to the items already. Now go back and fiddle with your god toys, Moi doesn't want to explain to these two what you were doing when you quickly run out of Mana."

I gave him a relenting nod, Vanir casually revealing my time limit on the watch did make me wanna speed up myself. "Fine fine, but one thing before I go..." I hurried over, honked Wiz's stonking tits and ran back upstairs.


Vanir Magic Item 4

"Eep!" Wiz exclaimed randomly, petting her breasts and looking around the room. "W-what-?"

"Ignore her, she's being dramatic." Vanir suddenly cut in. "Now, Moi saw you enjoyed using the magical plastic phallus made by the boy, perhaps this one could interest you as well?"

"What's it do?" I asked fearing the worst.

"Once a day, when it detects the contractions and liquids excreted from a female orgasm, it can magically ejaculate the woman's sperm of choice. From any male or hypothetical female in existence, it scans the brain to determine the male juice of your dreams and delivers it to you."

I gave him an actually impressed look. "Wow! That doesn't sound that bad!"

He frowned a little, "Yes, not bad until you think about who'd actually want that. For singles they don't know what kind of man juice they'd want. If a female has a partner they'd rather just use his penis. And lesbians only use it once when starting a family." He sighed, letting the item spin on his index finger impressively. "It's a very niche and almost outlawed item. It had caused a lot of accidental pregnancies, men suddenly became fathers for women who they'd never seen before. Once upon a time it was used in trials to prove a woman's infidelity, but once the results were inconclusive the item was recalled and destroyed. Moi has the last remaining one in his hands right now."

I inspected the item after he handed it to me. "Well, I think I can come up with a few ideas for it."

"S-see! My purchases aren't all bad Vanir!" Wiz exclaimed triumphantly, though she was currently facing away from us.

"And what purchase is that? Hm~?"

Her ears were bright red, the blush threatening to overtake her again. "T-the, um, the d-d-dil- thing that Darkness has!"

Vanir's mischievous grin was equally threatening to take over his face as well. "Which is~?"

"Nothing to worry about." I cut in. "Thank you Wiz, and thank you Vanir. These items should help bolster the rack of adult items I hope to sell with you. I'll begin drawing up plans for the clothes I'd like to sell, plus there's the whips with bonus damage against crusaders, the unbreakable hand cuffs, not to mention all the important ropes that'll need to be made-"

"Moi is happy to be of service, Nympho Crusader." Vanir cut me off from my various daydreams with an annoyed tone. "Now, your end of the deal. Moi assumes you have a plan to help our purple prude over there?"

I looked over to Wiz, still just peacefully relaxing on the table by the window. The tall bouncy beauty was definitely on my hitlist of attractive women to give to Kazuma. Funnily enough, I had been worried Vanir would feel protective of her, not be trying his hardest to push her into our harem.

"Mostly just seduction." I admitted quietly, "Making it normal for women to feel more desire and affectionate towards Kazuma the more orgasms they share. That kind of thing."

God, I couldn't wait to go upstairs and impale myself on his hunk of meat again. The heat in my belly was really picking up now just from the idea of his face... looming over me, enjoying his dick inside me and punishing my perverted body by slapping-

I was knocked out of my daydream by Vanir. "Hmm, Moi understands. But he insists you don't force clean up on him! Moi will send you to the Alcanretia hot springs once we're done! Let those freaks deal with your various human excretions."


Chris Relic 4

I quickly headed upstairs to grab the other three before we went to Alcanretia, happy to be going back to a place I loved, but when I got up there I was surprised to see a very lewd act being performed on Wiz's bed.

Aqua was on top of Chris, their thick meaty asses pressed together looking like two beautiful peaches ripe for consumption. Kazuma had the two goddess' stacked on top of each other and was thrusting his dick in between their two pussies as they made out passionately.

While I was happy to see him dominating them so well, I was a little annoyed they'd ignored the relics for their own fun.

"Guys? We have to get going now."

"NO!!!" Aqua yelled in a mix of anger and despair. "Let Kazuma fuck us more~!" She whined, smushing her hips further into Chris' to trap Kazuma's dick.

"P-please Darkness!" the thief uncharacteristically agreed in a similar tone, "I t-told Kazuma ah~bout the time-stop watch, and then we were suddenly like this! H-he's already thrust in our pussies a bunch and I'm too sensitive to do anything but let his big thing fuck me!"

Kazuma gave me a little playful smirk, "Sorry Darkness, seems you've been outvoted. I'll try to not be long." And with a hard thrust he was off again, thrusting into their shaking quims while they moaned happily into each other.

I sighed, at least he'd tried out one of the relics. The case of the four items were on the bed, so I decided to give them my own read through as I let them finish.

The first three were easy enough to understand, though perhaps not very useful to my plans. I could already own things with the earrings better than the pen, and I could probably stop time given the need. But having them as physical objects could help in case I lose the earrings or something.

The last item was called The Calendar. While it seemed like a regular time keeping device, depending on what you wrote on each day, the world would change around you. So, if for example you wrote 'Lactation Day' then the everyone in the world would lactate for 24 hours. Again, nothing I couldn't already do with the earrings with the right normality. I suppose these relics weren't supposed to be used in tandem with each other, but just to try it out I decided to write something on it.

We were on day three of Megumin's seven day holiday. Tomorrow we were meeting up with Luna, so between the other three days I decided to pick the middle one play with.

While Kazuma blew his load over the two goddesses (not removing their sensitivity since he had to empty himself inside them) I took a pen from Wiz's desk and scribbled down one event on the relic I could bring forwards, to test the limits of the Calendar.

Breeding Day at the Guild.


Meanwhile, downstairs, a blue blur entered the shop to swipe an item from the box on the counter, and retreated before either of the shopkeepers noticed. Or at least, they thought no one had.

"I got it!" Cecily loudly whispered to her companion. Looking around to see if she was followed before unveiling the fancy phallus she'd pilfered from the magic shop. The two were giggling and drooling in joyous anticipation. "Did you hear what the tall guy was saying? This thing'll give us a holy load once a day! Even if Kazuma's busy!"

Rosary was staring like she was holding the actual holy grail. "I'm never going to masturbate with anything again..."

As Rosary went to grab it Cecily quickly pulled it away. "WAIT! They'll notice if it's gone too long. We need to be smart here." She advised with a stern look.

Her companion was a little annoyed at the snatch but seemed curious. "What're you thinking?"

The blonde gave her a coy smile. "I have a mould of the great penis right here." She said, bringing out her the clay that had been around Kazuma earlier. "If we can reverse engineer the enchantment, then we can have an unlimited amount of statues that not only look like Kazuma's dick, but spurt his juice too! Can you imagine the money we'd make while also getting to spread the holy seed to women around the land?!"

"U-Unlimited-!?" Rosary choked, surprise and drool not mixing well in her mouth. As she wiped her smiling lips she said, "I shunned your shameless Axis ways in the past, but this is undoubtedly an amazing plan!"

They shared a massive smile with passionate determination in their eyes, and soon the two hurried away to find a wizard.


Soon the party was ready to go. Standing in the portal lines on the shop floor, they all looked rather different than their last trip to the city of Alcanretia. Darkness was being even more forward with Kazuma suddenly, keeping his face firmly within her breasts. Chris and Aqua looking rather hot and bothered, their sticky sensitive rears looking forward to the hot springs. And Wiz was wildly uncomfortable but also somewhat excited to be 'cured of loneliness' as the other's had promised.

As the excited crusader and the pathetically lonely lich left with their friends through the portal, Vanir was still smiling to himself. When they'd properly left his eyeline, the demon turned on his heel and exited his shop promptly, locking the door behind him.

“Fufufu. Yes, Moi does hate the sniffles and will be truly looking forward to you curing the Lich. But, perhaps you were right to suspect a few 'motives on top of motives' as you say.”

His path was quick, activating another teleportation spell on his third heel click and transporting his body to the entrance of the dungeon he'd originally met the crusader and her lackeys at. Without breaking his stride, he walked down the dark corridors until he stopped in front of a single pebble that, only to the trained eye, seemed slightly darker than the rest. With a casual air he lifted the rock to reveal a small circle combination lock. Vanir promptly spun the device 27 times to each of the numbers he had memorised before suddenly the large slab of stone began to raise and reveal a wooden door.

Vanir snapped his fingers, causing a single tuft of fire to emit from his pinched thumb and middle finger, before he entered the dark room.

Inside the hidden secret within the hidden secret and chained to the walls was a fat, moustached, demon.

“VANIR! LET ME GO DAMN YOU!”

The masked man chuckled at him. “No, Moi doesn’t think he will.” He said with an evil grin. Vanir then began walking around the room and checking the various traps he'd set in place.

His trapped prey was red faced, both describing the man's furious mood and the demon's general skin colour. Once known as Alexei Barnes Alderp, the nobleman had caused a lot of trouble as a human. Using the power of one of Vanir's demon friends he had captured to try and sway a political marriage and make the lovely Lalatina his bride. Satou Kazuma had spent his fortunes to rescue her, and though Alderp had gotten away from the four adventurers, Vanir had freed his demon friend which led to Alderp being dragged to hell for his crimes.

“I finally got out of hell by becoming the perversion demon, and you trap me as soon as I step one foot on solid ground!” Alderp roared, his demonic strength accomplishing nothing as he trashed against the chains. “I was going to use my second chance to get back at all those that wronged me, including your stupid traitorous face!”

“Ah yes. You have truly convinced Moi to free you now.” Vanir laughed sarcastically, tightening the chains around the red pompous buffoon a little more.

Alderp hissed at his enemies teasing. "Blast you. At least tell me what happened to the Normality Earrings?!"

Vanir shrugged, "Moi gave them away." He revealed with a casual tone.

"WHAT?!"

"You remember the female knight you got so close to marrying? The big and busty noblewoman you thought was so~ easy to manipulate? She is now in control of the item."

“Her?!" He roared in frustration. "For fuck's sake man, they’re supposed to be used for degenerate fun! To fuck women without them even caring that you're touching them! Not given to some prissy bitch to get even more money or, godforbid, help people!”

Vanir's laughter was low, almost guttural like his very soul was chuckling.

“My my my. You truly did not know her at all.”

“Huh?”

Vanir walked right up to the chained demon and invaded his personal space to threateningly point a gloved finger at Alderp's forehead.

“Oh you absolutely pathetic excuse for a demon. Did you not hear? Could you not see the signs a blind man could read?" Vanir swirled his finger near the angry demon's forehead with a childish grin on his face. "In a world of stupid pink thoughted human trash, she perhaps stands above the rest as one who truly has no limits to the erotic.”

"W-what are you blathering about?"

The gloved hand touched Alderp and suddenly a myriad of images shot through his brain. All the blonde woman enjoying herself as various sexual acts were performed by and on her. It was beautiful, but as quickly as they appeared, they vanished. And as Alderp blinked back to reality, all that remained was the masked man's wide grin.

"She's a pervert."

“S-she a what?!”

Vanir got up and began walking towards the door. “Right now she has used the earrings to make herself, and her fellow large bosomed friends completely addicted to one man. Moi suspects this is only the beginning, her mind becoming unhinged in possibilities and opportunities for more playtime.”

Alderp's mouth flapped about for a bit as he processed, not only the boring blonde's real nature, but the actions she'd committed when given true power. “W-well that’s great! As soon as I’m free I can just take the place of that man and become lord of an entire plethora of women who are all dependent on me!”

The binds on him tightened ever so slightly. Vanir leaning forward and speaking with sadistic glee. “What an almighty ignoramus, thinking he’s ever going to leave. Even though you are now a demon, you still emit the tasty negative emotions of a human. Moi is going to enjoy drinking in your despair. The world up there will fall deeper into silly perversion from that leg dripping crusader, and no one will care you are down here! Being the perversion demon means you can tell it's happening but can't feel satisfied without being closer! You'll fill this room with such tasty unfulfilled desires and soul crushing sadness! As you know you can indulge in none of their fun! Marvellous beautiful torment!”

Alderp just flapped his jaw in shock, no sounds escaping from his mouth. Vanir chose it as a good time to bow, turning on his heel and walking straight out the door. The stone slamming shut behind him as he did, leaving the demon in the pitch blackness once more.

“NO! I’LL BE GOOD! AT LEAST LET ME WATCH! VANIIIRRRR!!!!” Came the quiet voice of Alderp through the sealed wall. It was the last thing the grinning demon heard as he returned to the outside air and promptly teleported away from the dungeon.

Notes:

Soz the the somewhat long and messy chapter, but I had to get through a lot of ideas.

And yeah. Some of those relics might look familiar to regular patrons to CHYOA. Am I going to even use them a lot? Honestly haven't put much thought into where they'll be important again. The relics will be helping with the Wiz story but after that you might find we'll be sticking mostly to the earrings, just to perhaps not overcomplicate things.

If you'd like to read the stories the relics came from (the stopwatch is just a generic hentai one) then you can read them all here:

https://chyoa.com/story/Magic-Cock-Ring.11096

https://chyoa.com/story/Written-Ownership.26304

https://chyoa.com/story/The-Calendar.27688

Chapter 26: Hot Springs To Treat This Lonely Shopkeeper

Summary:

Finally, the Wiz chapter.

Chapter Text

"Oohhh yessss." I purred as I entered the comforting embrace of the Alcanretia water. The heat and the slight movements of the ripples massaged my muscles beautifully. I had my arms to either side of me out of the bath, letting my breasts float just on top of the water to show their immense size as I relaxed and melted into the warm embrace of the best hot spring in the land.

My beloved Alcanretians... even they were affected by this normality curse. Completely uncaring of my status as an Eris worshipper, I was too normal for them to care about now. My body wistfully missing their scornful remarks and physical threats.

Though, admittedly, that might be because of Kazuma.

When we'd arrived, a lot of the town around us had dropped to their knees at the sight of him, others trying to give their holy one a sample of their finest soaps. (For a discounted price, of course.)

Kazuma had been instantly weirded out, not fully enjoying the unrelenting Axis cult being now solely pointed at him and his god slayer cock. Almost everyone begging him to disrobe in front of them or to come visit their wives, letting them get a good look at Kazuma and his dick to help their daily masturbation. It almost caused religious arguments between people when Kazuma politely declined, some saying we should follow his will and others demanding this and that from him. It was at that point we'd left Kazuma to it. I had to carry Aqua away while she was whining that her own cultists were ignoring her, while Chris/Wiz were happy to be able to slink by without being hounded.

We'd gotten to the hot springs relatively unscathed at least, just hurt feelings that could be soothed with a good bath. I used Chris' pen relic to write on the wall and claimed another business for my own This time without any paperwork; just one Dustiness-Ford Harem's Hot Springs was all it took. Telling the owner that he could run it exactly how it was except our harem would be coming and going as we pleased. It suited him just fine, especially when it turned out it was the harem with both Kazuma and Aqua in it. The owner's passionate gratitude to Aqua that she had graced him with her presence and ownership of his business perked her up a bit.

The mixed bath itself was quite nice. It was slightly different to the one we'd been to last time we were here, with a large pleasant open view of the cliffs and the mountain replacing one of the wooden walls. It was just us four girls in the mixed baths. Relaxing while waiting for Kazuma's return before we dealt with the Wiz quest. We were in a large rectangular bath that was framed by various sized rocks for leaning on, and a small furnace nearby that kept the temperature so very pleasing.

'He shouldn't be too much longer' I thought, 'unless he's already chosen an Axis worshipper to inseminate in the middle of the street...'

My body shuddered a little. "Oohh, the heat of the hot springs always makes me so light headed when I enter a daydream..." I cooed in pleasure to no one in particular.

"W-we're feeling pretty buzzed too D." remarked Chris with a bright smile on her flushed face. "Kazuma never... finished inside us, so we're both still feeling super sensitive."

She and Aqua were sat next to each other to my left, joining me in soaking our full bodies in the warm watery blanket. Chris had one arm out leaning on a nearby rock while Aqua just hooked the back of her head on the side of the bath to let her full body submerge into the comforting spring.

"The heat is everywhere...blbrlbrlr..." Aqua blubbed, head dipping just under the water while she melted into the hot springs. Chris quickly dove in after her and gently raised her head back up onto the ledge.

Wiz was sat in the corner between us and just had her feet in currently. I told her she wasn't normally affected by Aqua's purified liquid (after I'd seen her nearly fade away from just a touch of the blessed hot spring) but she was still unsure. All of us were wearing just our towels, yet, somehow her massive juicy rack squishing up behind the cloth looked extra tantalising. Her long smooth legs kept daintily together while she let her feet soak. She seemed to be enjoying it at least, coupled with her somewhat shy expression it made her look super cute up there on the rock.

I shuffled a little closer to her in the bath, deciding to cut right to the heart of the issue.

"Wiz, what would stop you being lonely?"

Perhaps a little bit of a personal question, but since everything I ask is normal Wiz didn't think anything of my callousness. She just seemed a little embarrassed to be forced to answer. Looking away and rubbing her arm that supported her on the rock. "Um... I-I'm not sure..."

I gave her a concerned frown. With a large sloshing sound I rose up out of the bath to sit next to her on the edge. Going shoulder to shoulder to her and placing my hand on hers, trying to make sure she couldn't avoid my questions. "Come on Wiz. I promised Vanir I'd help you feel better. He told you about his condition, yeah?"

She didn't look at me but nodded a little shamefully.

"And you don't want to be affecting him in that way, do you?"

Her little hair quiff waved around as she shook her guilty head.

I cupped her chin until she was looking at me properly. "Then let's figure this out, together." I smiled, earning an appreciative thin lipped smile back from her. "Now. What kind of hole in your life are you looking to fill?" I bluntly asked, ruining the Lich's smile as she shot her head down again with a red face. "Are you looking for a family? A husband? A wife? Something emotional or just some raw animalistic sex?"

"U-um..." Her voice got very quiet as she considered all the options I was saying, pushing her index fingers together while she thought about it. Bravely, she squeaked out a single syllable: "All?"

"Gehehe, the Lich is a slutlublblub..." Aqua giggled and garbled before Chris had to quickly grab her body again.

I frowned, Wiz wasn't really giving me much to work with here. "Do you mind telling me why you've been feeling so lonesome?"

She looked a little distraught again that I'd asked at all, before looking away. "I-I'm not-"

"Wiz, please. I can only help if you're honest with me."

Another pang of guilt stung her face. Wiz gave it a long thought, resolve building in her heart to be honest with me, and she began her story with a sad sigh.

"Well... if I have to say it began anywhere... Vanir telling me I was lonely was the start of the problem. I didn't believe him at first... I see people all the time, so how can I be lonesome? B-but the more he told me I was hurting him, the more I thought about why... why I might be feeling this way. And the more I thought about it, the more my insides began to feel it." She hugged her arms a little closer as she spoke and I rubbed a hand on her towelled back in reassurance. "My connections to my old party have faded. Karen, and Yukinori haven't seen me in years. And Rosary only came in a few weeks ago to tell me how well things were going with Brad." Whoops. "It's not just them who aren't around anymore, a lot of my Demon King acquaintances have been killed now too." Again, whoops. "You guys are still my friends at least. I always like it when Aqua comes in and spends time with me, even when she tries to purify me with my own tea. But... being told you're lonely, then going to bed alone every night... I don't... I guess that's why Vanir doesn't like me right now." She bookended her explanation with another sigh while the rest of us looked at her with worry.

"Wiz..."

"Hey hey, Wiz." Aqua spoke up with a concerned voice while sitting up properly. "You should have spoken up more if you were that lonely. I like that it hurts that idiot Vanir, b-but..." She trailed off and looked to the side with an annoyed-at-herself blush. "...it's not like I want your heart to be hurting either..."

Wiz just gave her a smile at the concern. I put my head in my hand to think. "Hmm. How to do this..." I definitely want to help Wiz, but I don't want to be too rough with her either. Could give her a partner... Kazuma could do it but he's got a lot on his plate already, and I feel like Wiz missing him because he's off with me or one of his other women would just compound the problem. There's not more than one of him.

I kept my hand on her back a little more. "Wiz, you've heard we're a harem now, yeah?"

She perked up a little in excitement. "Vanir told me about it, yes! I'm very happy for you all to have such a wonderful opportunity to serve the country and it's future!"

Suddenly I grabbed her hands and clasped them in mine, her eye widened in surprise as I stared at her with a serious look. "You are a very beautiful and attractive woman Wiz. If you would grace us by joining us, I will make you the official wife of our harem and promise you that from now on you will always have someone with you when you go to bed each night."

Wiz blinked at me several times as her brain processed what I'd just said.

"Eh? Ehh? M-Me?! A-and-b-beautiful?! H-harem?! Me?! Wife?!"

"N'aww, that's a sweet way to do it D." Chris beamed while leaning on her knuckle. "I would be against a Lich joining the harem, but Wiz has always been a genuine and nice soul to be around. I'll be happy having her as my wife."

I looked over to the other Goddess. "Aqua?" I asked with a half worried, half concerned tone. "You're going to be alright with this decision, right?"

"Erg..." She groaned in internal conflict, "A Goddess with a Lich for a wife is wrong..." Was her response while looking away, making Wiz look a little sad. I was going to change it before Aqua continued, "but... I hear being married to a friend isn't the worst thing..."

I smiled at her, happy she could overcome her prejudices and realise her own feelings towards the shopkeeper without me needing to change them.

"And Wiz? What do you say?"

It was the Wiz's turn to surprise me this time. She dove into my face to give me a long and passionate kiss while rubbing her soft body into mine. I blinked at her at first before melting into her loving embrace, opening my mouth to let the sweet taste of Wiz's tongue swirl into mine.

After a minute she backed away with a genuinely happy smile and a tearful expression of gratitude. "I-I'll do my best to be the best wife I can be and make you all happy..."

Before I could reassure her, a new voice entered the ring. "Hell yeah! What a fucking epic kiss!"

Kazuma walked in from the men's dressing section, pumping his arm my moment with Wiz with a big smile on his face and a towel around his waist. "Good work getting the ball rolling on the Wiz quest, Darkness. I knew I could count on you to do something lewd~."

"WOOO! Kazuma's heeeerrreeeee!" Aqua cheered loudly, clapping her hands wildly to his arrival. "Come come, sit down here with me!"

"Hi Kazuma. T-there's a space in between us, if you'd like." Chris motioned to the space with a blush on her face.

Kazuma slowed down, giving a confused frown to the Arch-Priest's affections and sharing a blush with the thief. "The quest is to deal with Wiz though..."

"Booo! Don't make your amazing penis smell like Lich, Kazuma!" Aqua jeered just as loud. Forgetting her change of heart immediately. "Let me suck out all your yummy cum first before you accidentally make her pregnant or something."

I quickly came to realise the two's attitude shift. I think that normality I just made where orgasms made us more affectionate to Kazuma was retroactive, meaning the dozens of orgasms he's given us already was increasing our lust towards him quite a lot. How could I tell? Because I also couldn't tear my eyes away from his manly body. It was taking everything in me to not dash over there and scratch my growing itch by plunging his cock deep inside me and begging him to impregnate me over and over again.

But Wiz had to come first.

"Y-you all seem very close." The lich smiled sweetly. "It's nice to have such a loving harem. I'm very happy to be a part of it now..."

"Oh good, you already added her." Kazuma hummed happily when suddenly something fell inside the men's room that made him jump. He stared back at the door that he'd came from for a minute before exhaling in relief and explaining himself. "Whuff. Using lurk to get away from the Axis maniacs took ages. They were like raptors from that old movie, sniffing around where I was hiding but not being able to see me." He gave a shudder at his recent experiences before shaking it off and returning to the present. "Anyway. Anything else with Wiz I should know?"

I gave him a coy smile while hugging her belly with one arm. "Why don't we all get in the water and take turns kissing... our new wife?"

His eyes bulged in excitement at that. "W-Wife?! Wife play?! Yes Darkness! That means unlimited lap pillows! Cooking with just an apron on! Having a beautiful woman feed me and letting me drink from her glass!" Kazuma sang his dreams out while hugging his arms happily.

Wiz looked almost a little frightened by the energy but happy nonetheless. I saved her by saying, "Let's just start with kissing and see where it goes."

Me and Wiz slipped into the hot springs properly. Kazuma sat down where Aqua and Chris had guided him to, letting the two excited Goddesses take his hands and drape them over their shoulders as soon as he was in the bath. He was still confused, but was perfectly happy to bring them closer to his body. The pair snuggling close into his skin, loving his warmth just as much as the hot springs'.

It was sweet (and I was jealous) but I was focused on my task. "Chris, why don't you come make Wiz your wife first?" Her eyes remained closed as she leant her head on Kazuma's shoulder, either pretending not to hear me or was enjoying my man too much. "You'd all normally take this seriously you know..."

Chris opened her eyes and gave a relenting nod. Though it looked like it physically hurt her to tear herself from Kazuma she did recognise the importance of Wiz's betrothal. The lithe thief hurried over to the shopkeeper, who opened her legs to let the smaller girl kneel in between them.

The Goddess of Luck leaned up till she was matching Wiz's face level. Both seemed a little nervous and embarrassed, but neither seemed regretful of what was about to happen. "I-I've only been a part of this group for about a couple of hours, but... welcome to the Harem Wiz. Let's treat each other well."

The Lich and the Goddess of Luck leaned in slowly with closed eyes. Connecting their lips in a way that seemed to steal both their breath at once. The heat of the hot springs making both their mouths melt pleasantly into the other's. Chris showed even more capacity for lewdness, a side I don't even think she fully realised she had, as she ran a hand up Wiz to gently squeeze her breast in the passionate kiss. Or maybe this was her 'taking it seriously.'

Either way, Chris finished after a couple minutes of saliva sharing and hummed in content as she disconnected from Wiz. "That was really great, um... wife? Beloved? Pumpkin?" She asked in mild confusion before the two shared a laugh in each other's embrace.

"Just Wiz is fine, thank you Chris." Wiz happily smiled, "Though, pet names are something I always thought would happen when I became a wife..."

"I'm sure we'll be able to come up with something." I reassured, happy to do any part of the marriage spiel with her if that's what she wanted. "But that does remind me. Is there any requests you have for Wiz as your new wife, Chris?"

"Oh, um..." Chris mused while she went back to her seat next to Kazuma. "Hmm, well I know that a good marriage is built on communication, which you already proved you were great at when you told us why you were lonely. So I request you keep being honest with yourself, for our sake and yours."

Wiz blushed at the compliment with a warm smile. "Thank you Chris. I'll do my best to live up to your expectations now that you've all cured my lonely heart."

Chris smiled back to her before looking over to the next person in line to kiss Wiz: Aqua.

Aqua had stopped enjoying her time with Kazuma when I'd said that last normality, now the Goddess of Water looked like she was in a lot of conflict.

The bottom half of her face was frowning. The thought of having a Lich for a wife was not something her holy half found appealing. What if she ruined her lovely divine body with unholy magic?

But the top half of her face saw Wiz.

And, you know, it’s Wiz.

The woman put the curve in curvalicious. Aqua’s entire top half of her face was beet red, eyes locked on Wiz. Scanning features like they'd never seen her before; a cute airy look on Wiz’s face, full pouty lips, long wavy hair, round childbearing hips, and those huge breasts! Was she bigger than Darkness? Aqua wanted to rip that awful towel apart and check for herself. She hated that towel so much! Part of her wondered if this is what Kazuma felt like all the time… then Wiz turned to look at Aqua and she forgot all about that. Back to imagining her in every sexual position Aqua had encountered already.

"Aqua?" Wiz asked in her delicate tone, Aqua snapping in surprise as her daydreams all said her name in various sexy ways.

"Aqua." I repeated in a more stern voice, the Goddess finally snapping out of it and finding herself moving towards the Lich.

The bluenette took a different approach to Chris and sat next to Wiz instead of in front of her. Aqua looked Wiz up and down over and over again. She thought about the cold breath of the undead. She thought about how much she wanted to drown in Wiz's thighs. She thought about someone finding out that she'd married a creature of the night. And she thought about... how big her bed had felt. How much the one night of being without someone to hold had seemed so painful, and how this poor beautiful woman had to go through with that every night. The woman who was always there to comfort her and give her food, the kind of kind person who didn't deserve to feel bad...

"Wiz." Aqua suddenly spoke with a resolve. "I... I hope this makes you happy."

The Goddess of Water then grasped both of Wiz's cheeks and closed the gap between them quickly. Aqua was determined to do what she did best: heal. Heal an aching heart with the love of a goddess. She opened Wiz's mouth quickly with her own and began swirling her tongue around the shopkeepers mouth. Aqua's hands left Wiz's face, the two still melting into each other and Aqua leaning further and further into the Lich as she was suddenly exploring her body, squeezing her inner thigh and stroking her long hair. Wiz was softly moaning at the loving tender touches of the arch-priest. Aqua was always hungry for more, easily overwhelming her prey as they leaned further backwards and closer to me. But then, just as quick as it had started, Aqua was finished and sat back up over Wiz's body.

Wiz was left in a complete daze from the Goddess. Body shaking and lips still pursed as if she wanted to feel her new wife a little bit longer. She let out a breathless, "Aqua..." but the woman had already stood up to leave.

I smiled, knowing that the amazed look on Wiz's face meant Aqua had used her newest normality skill on her, proving the Goddess really was fond of the Lich. A fact she was clearly somewhat embarrassed about when she saw my smirk, blushing and hurrying back to Kazuma's side.

Kazuma gave Aqua's hair a stroke when she sat next to him, proud of the Goddess and happy with witnessing another great kiss. "Nice job. Did you have any requests for your wife?"

Aqua pouted in red faced frustration. "...take the lactation potion. I wanna suck your boobies whenever I want."

Wiz hadn't fully recovered from the kiss and was very unprepared for such a lewd request from her friend. But, strangely, she didn't feel like she minded at all. Actually feeling excited at the prospect at someone as pretty as Aqua using her mouth on her breasts... "U-um, if that is what you wish... I think I would like that too..."

Both were looking away from the other but still managed to catch the other's eye and began to blush even further.

Finally it was Kazuma's turn. Cracking his knuckles before standing up and walking over to his wife.

Instead of sitting in front or next to Wiz, he took option three and sat directly on top of her lap, knees to either side of her on the wooden bath bench while he leant his towelled ass on her thighs.

Kazuma's hand swept through Wiz's hair, bringing it back until both her eyes were uncovered and staring lovingly at him. "Now, my new sexy spouse, I'm gonna take the chance to kiss you like I always dreamt it."

"P-please do..." She murmured out, enraptured by her husband's confidence.

In a bit of showmanshippy flair, Kazuma held his arms out wide and pointed his hands at both Wiz and himself. With a cocky smile he declared; "Steal!"

With a flash of white both towels disappeared into Kazuma's hands. Wiz squeaked in shock to be suddenly exposed, though with the water and Kazuma in the way, Chris and Aqua couldn't see anything. I could though, two giant melons had just began floating in the water and they were beautiful. Her nipples were hard and brushing up against Kazuma's skin, with healthy looking areolas to go along with them that were begging to be sucked or fucked.

I mostly thought that because Wiz wasn't the only one naked now. Kazuma's thick python had already buried its head inside her breasts, nuzzling itself along her belly button and tucking into the glorious pillowy mounds Wiz provided.

Kazuma already had her wrapped around his finger and he hadn't even began kissing her yet.

Wiz's mouth was trying to come up with a protest as she looked at her own nakedness, but she was stopped when Kazuma's hands landed on either side of her. She looked up at his smirk, he looked down at her growing excitement. No words were shared but Wiz knew she was his, pursing her lips and closing her eyes. Kazuma's grin grew a little before he leant down and took what was his, plunging into Wiz's mouth eagerly. The shopkeeper wrapped her arms around his back to draw him closer while the adventurer scraped his dick along her soft belly.

I don't know if she had warmed up because of us three or if her original heterosexual nature was shining through but Wiz was eager to let Kazuma make out with her as much as she could. Maybe Kazuma's instincts knew to squeeze her tight. To let her know that she wouldn't be alone anymore, to show her the pleasure of his touch, the pleasure only her husband and wives could provide. It was a long and dominant kiss, but Wiz looked happy.

After they finally disconnected, the two smiling warmly at each other in gratitude, Kazuma already had another thing planned. "My request, is for you to feed me right now. It's a newlywed ritual from my homeland, it should usually be done with cake but I'll settle with whatever's around."

I could have normalised a baker in the hot springs for fresh cakes, but instead I thought this was a good opportunity to have Kazuma drink the potion Vanir suggested. Vanir had been on the ball with fun suggestions so far, why not trust him again?

Kazuma turned around and sat back in his throne while I grabbed it, lounging back on Wiz's breasts like a pillow. Wiz took the potion from my hand, brought it to her husband's lips and gently poured it down Kazuma's throat.

His face contorted in disgust after swallowed it. "Blech, that wasn't tasty at all. Where'd you get that from?"

"Wiz's shop." I shrugged.

His eyes suddenly went wide in fear. Looking down at the crazy looking potion and back at me.

"That better not have been the lactation poti-"

And then Kazuma disappeared in a puff of smoke.


Rosary and Cecily slumped back down in the alley around the corner from Wiz's shop. Cecily was looking particularly bummed out with a long sigh staring at the dildo.

"It was worth a try, let's just cut our losses and return the item." Rosary reassured.

"Moi usually has a zero tolerance policy for thievery." Came a voice from above them, causing the two to freak out and jump into each other's arms. A threatening black aura looming above them with an evil grin. "But Moi can see potential in you two. An ingenious plan to sell the boy's juice and replica phallus, Moi likes it! A truly magnificent idea, sure to leave many a household... happy." He chuckled before brandishing a piece of paper from his top pocket. "Moi is willing to cover all costs, magical and physical, as long as you follow through and let Moi in on the profits. With exclusive rights to sell the item in his shop as well, of course."

Cecily and Rosary slowly turned to look at each other. Their fear shifting into confusion.

"I'm sorry, what's happening?" asked Rosary.

"Business, my dear." He replied to the priest with a toothy grin. He shook the contract that was in between his fingers.

Cecily snatched the paper and scanned it quickly, the more seasoned of the two in dealing with the shady contracts and hidden clauses of the Axis Cult. "It says you'll make our ejaculating dildo idea real, and all we have to do is let you? Even for 50% of the profits, this deal's way too good to pass up!"

"Splendid, Moi has a feeling he's going to like you."

Chapter 27: The Dirty-Minded Dozen

Summary:

Alcanretia ain't seen nothing like this.

Chapter Text

The love of my life, Kazuma, had just disappeared into a puff of smoke.

"Eh? K-Kazuma?" I asked in growing panic, looking around to try and find him. "Kazuma!?"

My heart sank in fear. What had that bastard Vanir done? Was Kazuma teleported? Turned into an animal?! Made really small?! Was he about to drown because Vanir thought it would be funny?!

The worries grew exponentially when the space in front of Wiz that Kazuma disappeared from suddenly erupted, smoke pouring out and surrounding the four of us to fill up the entire bath area. We were completely cut off from seeing each other, the smoke stinging our lungs.

"H-hey! What the-?" I heard Chris yell though the lot of us coughing. "I-is everyone okay?! Darkness?!"

"Wahh!" came the wail of Aqua. "Kazuma turned to smoke! BUAHHH!"

"No I didn't, idiot."

"Kazuma!" I burst out, looking around for him in the smoke. I couldn't pin point where his voice had come from though... "You're okay!"

"Of course I am Darkness." Came his voice from right in front of me. Then, strangely, his voice again spoke but it was behind me this time. "Though I think I know what that potion does."

The smoke was clearing and I could see several dark figures in the haze. All roughly the same size, all calmly standing in the rising smoke.

When we were finally able to see each other again we were surrounded... by one person.

"K-Kazuma?!"

He shrugged at me in confused acceptance. "More or less... and in this case, more."

There were... a dozen Kazumas. All standing around and looking at each other in confusion. Some were in the bath and some were just surrounding it but they were all holding their towel over their modesty and looking around at the multiple mirror images with an almost impressed look. The four of us girls were in a stunned silence from the sudden intrusion of repeating Kazumas.

"This is really trippy." Came the voice of one Kazuma in awe, reaching out and poking another version of his own face.

"No kidding." Was the response to the one poking him, poking back in kind. "Kazuma in stereo."

The other Kazumas had similar reactions. Some poking or shaking each other's hands. All talking over each other as they 'introduced' themselves:

"Hmm. Handsome, chiselled... everything seems to be in place." "I could say the same about you bro." "Should we start a band?" "We’ve definitely read a hentai like this." "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" "I am a shadow, your true self!" "Let's hope the Axis guys don't see us or else we'll never lose 'em." "Alright, you can stop poking my face now." "Sorry."

I could barely keep track of which one was talking at once. I reached up to the one standing closest to me to prove to myself this was real. "This is surreal..."

"W-what happened? Why am I seeing so many Kazumas?" Aqua asked while looking around quickly. She rubbed her eyes but still she saw the amazing sight. "Did I somehow get drunk without booze?"

"No, I see them too." Chris replied in awe. Poking the bicep of one sitting next to her. "It must have been that potion Wiz gave him."

"I-I'm sorry!" Wiz blurted out while throwing her head down in apology. "Um, are you alright Kazuma?"

Their heads turned to her. "I'm fine." They all replied at once, looking directly at her, making Wiz shake in mild panic.

"G-good..."

Okay, this could get bad.

The right thing to do would be to figure out what was happening.

To find the real Kazuma and make sure he was in no danger from any nasty side effects the potion had.

"I want all of you to be erect!" My mouth suddenly blurted out before I could stop it.

A groaned symphony suddenly washed out from me like a wave. The dozen Kazuma's all became instantly and painfully hard. Twelve long beasts all shot up from where they had been holding the towels over them, knocking their own hands away at the ferocity of their own boners. They all had sudden ragged breathing, with a quickly growing blush along their faces as all stared hungrily at the four fuckpigs they owned. The other three girls gaped in excitement at the spectacle.

"...thank you Darkness..." Was all I heard Aqua mumble.

I giggled at the approval (and the absolute jackhammering exhilaration that my heart was experiencing). I couldn't help it, this had been several of the hundreds of dreams I'd had while lying in my lonely bed, dreaming of the man I couldn't have. Now I could have him, times twelve! My eyes shimmered at the possibilities of so many hard, mighty, meaty, throbbing...

"I think we all knew it was going that way." One Kazuma said after clapping his hands. He had a resigned sigh but an excited grin still. "Let's all bunch up and have some fun, shall we?"

The other Kazumas all quickly agreed and began shuffling about the bath. Their hard to follow commentary returning; "Kazuma vs four women, you'll never guess which one the outnumbered one was!" "Who to choose, who to choose..." "Ha! I win! I get to fuck Wiz's tits!" "Whatever, I want her pussy." "Doing the nasty with Aqua in her cult-town's bath feels appropriately sinful." "We already had Eris in Axel so it tracks." "By the way, nice dick dude." "Right back at you big guy."

The horde had paired off, aiming for the closest woman and crowding around them. They'd been spread out easily to have three Kazumas for each of us.

I had one Kazuma behind me with his dick resting on my shoulder, one sat next to me with his arm around me and squeezing my breasts, while the final one was stood in front of me with his leg up on the bench and his cock hypnotically twitching towards me.

"Any of you girls feeling unsure about this?" The Kazuma behind me asked loudly. "Once this rides starts there's no stopping it."

We all looked at each other through the cracks of the Kazuma walls that surrounded us. Without seeing any objections I looked back up at him.

"Just shut up and fuck us."


"Hey guys?!" Called a Kazuma from outside the fence. "I think the potion teleported me outside! AQUA!? DARKNESS!? HELLLOOOOO!!!??"

"Hello~"

His head bolted around but too late to stop it. A woman collided with this Kazuma hard, his body tumbling to the floor in a roll before coming to a stop pinned down and face down.

"OW! Get off of me!"

He managed to croon his neck around far enough to see who had tackled him. It was a brown skinned girl with a that was wearing a very thin crop top with large baggy pants. She was also already tying up the Kazuma clone's hands behind his back.

"No way. You're way too hard to track down godslayer, we need to get a good look at you if we're ever going to worship you properly."

The 'we' referred to the other women who were slowly lumbering into the alleyway. All giving Kazuma hungry looks that made his gut pang with worry.

He struggled in vein against the bonds. "I don't wanna go with you Axis freaks! You're all too pushy and scary! DARKNESS!!"

The woman just pulled his ropes tighter, making him yelp in pain. "You say that but you must know what you're doing to us, walking around in just a towel in the Axis hometown? Naughty naughty."

"B-but-GRCLFFF!!" He tried to protest before a wad of panties was shoved into his mouth. Soon dragged away kicking and screaming by two of the stronger women in their perverted entourage.


"Let me make you more comfortable Kazuma..." I giggled while reaching for the clones in front and to the side of me's dicks.

Suddenly they both grabbed my arms and moved them roughly back to above my head. "Nah. Let's assault you first, Darkness."

"A-Assault?!"

The Kazuma behind me swooped in and took my wrists, holding them behind my head with one hand. With my body bent backwards, my ass left the bench and began floating in the warm water. He swiped my towel from my body in one smooth motion. Hard-nipped breasts bouncing free and causing significant ripples as they landed. The blanket of hot steam around us and the excited flames inside all of us keeping the temperature to an almost maddening yet comfortable high.

Soon, six wonderful hands were all over me. Stroking and rubbing my various parts to try and assault his Crusader with all his worth. The ones to the left and right of me have taken similar positions, each taking a breast with their teeth and a hand in my crotch fingering my holes, almost fighting over me, making my legs spasm in the water. The one behind me just had his dick in my hair, reaching far enough through to smear my cheek with his precum. I think he enjoyed watching me try to lick it with my tongue stretched out.

One detached from my breast. "Fuck Darkness, I'm always impressed by the size of your tits. No matter how much I play with them they always seem huge and sensitive."

"S-suck them more then..." I whimpered, just loving his attention on me.

They roamed my body with their mouths, one jammed their tongue into my earhole while another bit into my neck on the other side as they both pulled on my nipples. Having three versions of the same sex god was heavenly. They all knew exactly where to strike and now he had the tools to overwhelm my senses to extreme degrees. I was putty in his hands.

Meanwhile, Aqua was also getting stuck into her Kazumas.

"I knew this town was lucky! They praise me after all, but now I get to feel Kazuma in me more than once! At the same time!" Aqua beamed in pride and excitement, leaning back and landing a delicate smooch onto the closest cockhead to her of the Kazuma standing just outside the bath. He was perfect height to have his thick snake lie on the rocks without having to stretch up or down. Aqua leant her head back on the rocks, tongue swirling on Kazuma's shaft. "Dibs on all your cum Kazuma. I want you to cum so much we could fill up this entire bath, then I can swim in it. In fact..."

The Kazuma she'd been licking just grabbed her neck and thrust inside her mouth. "You'd drink it all before it got anywhere close to that, slut goddess." He growled with a grin. She didn't care about the insult, Aqua just loved it when she got her favourite cock in her mouth, it was always filled with so much promise. And cum.

She had her head all the way back for Kazuma to slide his python down her throat. The Goddess' neck bulging as his penis burrowed it's way down to the base.

Aqua's two other Kazumas were sat down next to her on either side, one taking her boobs to fondle/lick, while the other sending his hands in the hot water to finger the Goddess' pussy. Aqua, as an ever impressive woman, had her hands around both their dicks while lovingly stroking them off. Undeterred by the head assault to get as much cum as she wanted, as quickly as she wanted.

Both the Kazumas she was stroking gave a hearty groan to her heavenly touch. There were plenty of soapy suds in the water that made her stimulating hands glide smoothly over their sensitive skin.

"Ooh fuck. Have you been practicing handjobs Aqua?"

"Seriously, did you get a powerup or something cause your fingers feel fucking great."

She gave them a muffled noise one could describe as a giggle. "Grst flrwwinnn goo hrckl nuuthh gui ierck uuu thasthmaa" she garbled into the cock down her throat. Which roughly translated to: Just showing you how much I like you, Kazuma.

The boy to her right frowned. "Don't talk with your m-"

"No no." Stopped the Kazuma who had his dick down her throat. "You didn't feel the vibrations mate. Definitely talk with your mouth full, Aqua."

She smiled round the penis, proceeding to moan loudly and gutturally to generate the 'vibrations'. Teasing the Kazuma down her throat enough for him to share a similar moan of pleasure.

Every so often she'd need to breath a bit deeper than Kazuma's dick was letting her. The Goddess spluttering on his ingrained cock. He pulled out as far as he could, but even in her delirious state Aqua refused to let him leave all the way. Keeping a tight seal on his bulbous head and licking his slit as she recovered. All while maintaining her own rhythm's on the two next to her. Her hand somehow gliding in and out of the water with minimal splashing.

To the left of the Water Goddess getting throat fucked, the Luck Goddess was spreading herself wide on the bench.

Tantalisingly, Chris spread her pussy for her own Kazuma's incoming torpedo. Wasting no time with his Thief, Kazuma lined up his mushroom head against her lower lips. Stroking her stimulated hole just under the water.

Heat mixed with heat inside her. The teasing of promised fun was making the Goddess churn in her seat. Chris was exhaling long drawn out breaths at his slightest provocation. She smiled up at him. "Hehe... e-even though you've had my pussy a lot already... it feels a little different this time, doesn't it Kazuma?"

He gave her an eyebrow and glanced around. "Is it because there's a bunch of clones of me fucking a bunch of other girls at once?"

"Well, that." She admitted. "But I've also got to see you be the leader of your harem now. I don't know why, but it's really made you seem a lot more impressive than usual. And I already thought that you were impr-..." She blushed a little more with a smile then reached up to peck his cheek. "Well, I guess I'll just say I'm just happy Darkness chose you for this... and chose me for this... I'm happy, alright?!"

Kazuma nodded in understanding before pumping his arm in triumph. "Yes! The cute Goddess likes me!"

"You don't have to be such a dork about it..." She mumbled bashfully, but still couldn't hold back a little smile.

A smile that grew from the sharp electric stimulation of the Goddess' brain when Kazuma plunged forwards into her. "Guh! J-jeez, Kazuma! Some warning please!"

"Please. You love it." He smirked, cupping under her knees to move her into a full nelson and thrust away in earnest. Chris knew he wasn't wrong at all. Her sensitive pussy quickly making her sing out praises as he splashed their bodies together as quick as he could in the water.

Chris realised, she really wanted Kazuma to enjoy her body. It wasn't a feeling she'd had about him before, nor anyone before. This quiet hope that Kazuma would orgasm because he liked her as much as she was growing to like him. She could wonder what brought these emotions up in her, but with pleasure levels this high she instead decided to revel in the feelings, rather than shy away from them. Feelings that were clearly shared amongst the other women. Her desires drove her actions. Bucking her hips in shared rhythm to try and make Kazuma carve himself into her pussy forever.

To her left was the Shopkeeper. As Chris wasn't in a position to entertain more than one Kazuma right now so the other two who had been near her were now surrounding Wiz. Two outside the bath, three inside, and all standing around aiming their mighty meat swords at her amazed face.

Five Kazumas vs one big breasted Lich.

Their chorus of compliments surrounded her. "Wiz you look so soft." "What a lovely body." "Our wife is so cute."

Wiz was sat their clutching her hands to her chest. "Um... I'm sorry. I really don't know what I should be doing right now..."

"Dang, we made her uncomfortable." One frowned.

Another leant down to speak to her properly, "Wiz, how bout this. Let's take turns deciding how to play, deal? You treat us to some loving our way, then we'll treat you to some loving your way, and we'll see how you feel after that."

"L-loving your way..." She repeated, considering the idea before giving him a very cute smile. "Okay, my dear husband. I'll be in your care."

This earned a groan of fluttered hearts from the boys surrounding her. They then quickly huddled to come up with 'their way' before returning to their positions just as fast.

"Wiz-chwan, you've kissed our faces, but how about now you spend some time kissing a little lower?"

It was a vulgar request. One that would normally make Wiz blush in worry and become angry at Kazuma for. But not now, not to her husband. Instead she blinked at him in surprise before looking around at the towers in front of her. "Y-you mean, marry your... p-penis?"

He blinked at the question. "If it makes it easier for you to phrase it that way, then yes."

"It makes it way harder for us, if ya know what I mean." whispered one Kazuma to the others who all giggled to themselves.

Wiz wasn't really paying attention, focusing instead on the task at hand. While one can definitely assume the shopkeeper was inexperienced, she was still a woman who had treated herself to a raunchy book every so often, so she knew what putting your mouth on a cock meant in this context. Instead of just kissing each of the Kazuma's in turn, she grabbed the first one in front of her and let it slide into her mouth, keeping her lips suctioned around the whole time.

It might not have dove deep, but the sudden unexpected attention made the clone jump in spiked pleasure. "FuUucking hell!"

It shut the other four up as they watched her move her tongue around his shaft. "Woah... this Lich has skills as well?!" "That's fucking hot Wiz." "I'm gonna marry you to my cock so hard!"

Wiz dutifully continued with her 'kiss' for another minute before moving onto the next Kazuma in line on her left. This also made the one on the right realise he'd be waiting a while before it was his turn. He reached himself forwards and push his cockhead against Wiz's floating nipple.

"Sorry Wiz, is it okay if my dick marries your tits instead? I think it's in love with them."

The friendly woman didn't stop her task, but she did cup her large breasts in her hands. It was plenty invitation for the Kazuma to shift his dick to the right and plunge into her cushiony depths. She squeezed and manipulated the titflesh around his hard cock, making him purr in content.

"Ooohh, fuuck yeah... definitely in love with your tits, Wiz."

He wasn't the only one groaning loudly. Soon the Kazuma using Aqua's mouth began breathing a little too hard at Aqua's tight throat. "F-ffuck! AQUA! FUCK!! -gnnrrr- Fuck it! Here's come your treatttt!" He roared out while tightly gripping her head like it was a sock he was unloading into.

If you'd looked hard enough before he'd warned her, you could have seen a pink particle float out of Aqua's mouth. It wasn't a spell that could affect men, but it could still make the Goddess feel like Kazuma was pouring his piping hot seed into her sensitive pussy, and that was all she'd needed to be sent over the edge hard. Bucking her hips in the hot springs from her spasming pussy, pushed along from the two Kazuma's who had been stimulating her breasts and clit.

She could have passed out right there from overstimulation and lack of oxygen. It was the hardest Aqua had orgasmed in her life. And it was perfected as the Kazuma in her mouth began to back away his hips and spurt his cream more and more. It filled her cheeks quickly, the taste clouding her mind in pure deliciousness. Aqua earning her treat always felt the best.

As Aqua leaned her head up to lust-drunkenly chew the oversized load, just loving the feel of it in her mouth pussy, she missed the Kazuma who had came in her mouth disappearing in a puff of smoke.

"Woah!" yiped one of the Kazuma's with Aqua. "Hey! News everyone! Looks like the clones have a shelf life of one jizz!"

Everyone turned to see the sudden truth. "Well, looks like it'll be easy to figure out which one of us is the real Kazuma then." Said one of the ones with Wiz.

"Yeah, though it's grim to think we could die after an orgasm..."

"But what a way to go, right?"

"One of our top three deaths, easily."

The Kazuma fucking Chris cracked his neck and stretched his arms. "Welp, if this is the way I'm going to die then let's kick this up a notch." He reached down and grabbed her towel to add her to the nudity list, but was blocked by the thief desperately clutching the lining.

"Wait! D-don't take my towel off!" She pleaded loudly. It was loud enough that the Kazuma who had just had his dick sucked by Wiz came back over to see the commotion.

The boy inside her slowed down his thrusting to share a concerned look with his clone. "Chris, why don't you want me to take your towel off?"

She grit her teeth, desperate to try and avoid her fate, but the normality of her telling the truth with his cock inside her was too powerful. "B-because... I'm self conscious... about my chest." Chris grumbled out, looking around at the ample bosoms of the other three women all shaking about.

Both the Kazumas let out an offended scoff. "You think me such a simpleton that large breasts are the only thing that can arouse me?" Said the one inside her.

The other slid down next to her on the bench, shifting some of the wet hair off of her face. "A cute girl just timidly admitted to worrying about what I think of her body, how is that not just as sexy as any meaty chest?"

She was whimpering at his touch, loosening her grip on the towel. She knew she couldn't stop him, instead choosing to place her hands on her face in a childish attempt to hide. Delicately he removed the towel from her body, revealing the thief's B-cup breasts. Each were perky and fun, matching her personality. "Those are some great breasts, Chris." He soothingly complimented, craning his neck down to smooch her erect nipple.

The other Kazuma continued in a romanticized voice. "My dearest Eris. You are such a beautiful, adult woman. One who just happens to have a smaller than average body. Don't let talk of pads get you down, you deserve an almighty dicking just as much as everybody else."

"W-why...?" She whined almost tearfully as her hands finally slid off her face. Both Kazumas were treating her body delicately, letting her shyness melt off into the hot springs. Soothing her body and rolling her nipple in his fingers. "W-why does that make me feel so... h-happy to hear you say that?"

Kazuma began thrusting into her once more. She hiccupped at the raging emotions inside her. Chris' heart was really falling for the boy, and her pussy wasn't far behind either. Threatening to tear off his cock it was clutching down around him so tightly.

"Not to mention." Said the Kazuma on the bench, "You don't need to worry about your breasts when you've got such a thick n tasty ass!"

Her eyes widened in blushing surprise but couldn't retort as she was lifted into the open air by the Kazuma thrusting into her. With a startled yip she clung to him tightly, wrapping her damp body around his. A cool breeze running through the area made her shudder. The Kazuma on the bench hopped up to join them and took two huge handfuls of the ass he'd just praised.

She huffed in frustration at the suddenness of his attitude change. "You're still a scumbag sometimes..." Chris pouted but still her heart was fluttering at the idea of him inside both her holes.

Suddenly there was another loud groan to left. A puff of smoke and a sticky smear covering the inside of Wiz's tits were all that remained of the second Kazuma to bite the dust. She'd just finished kissing the other Kazuma's dicks before reaching down to lick his manhood when that Kazuma had unloaded himself.

"S-sorry!" Wiz squeaked, not knowing what else to say about the disappeared version of her husband. The one behind her just put his hand on her shoulder.

"Don't worry, it's how he wanted to go. Trust me."

Wiz nodded in confused understanding. "Oh, o-okay..."

The others gave a few seconds of commiserated silence before returning to the busty beauty. "So Wiz! Your turn to give the orders! How do you wanna do this?"

Wiz had already thought about exactly she wanted to do this. The ideas seemingly shameful to her usually, but with her husband? Surely she could divulge a little... Her expression was darkened in embarrassment as she quietly spoke.

"I-I want you to make me feel good..." She reached under the water and pointed to her uncovered sex. "Down here... please."

"Yes Ma'am!" He jumped up in front of her first before the other two could get in there. The one out the bath never stood a chance, of course, instead just walking away to not further overwhelm Wiz.

Kazuma leant over the slightly older woman with desire dripping off his face. Wiz was one of those unreachable idols he believed he'd never have a chance with. Thinking her a beauty with a fulfilled life, not a lonely soul needing love. The adventurer so desperately wanted to make her happy, to fuck her until she would never feel sad again. Wiz really deserved to never feel that way. He lined himself under the water quickly, not able to hold back his own desires to stretch her pussy and plunged inside.

As the thick cock entered Wiz, she almost couldn't handle the pleasure. Kazuma pierced her pussy with such a large object, stretching her insides to degrees it had never gone to before. "U-um! W-wait! P-please!" She yelped as her body writhed around. Shoulders packed in tight and chest shaking back and forth as her spine wiggled around. Her body feeling weird and uncomfortable, yet full and bubbly as well. "I-I just... um! I-I-I-!"

Kazuma did stop but also hummed with a cheeky smile. "You know, I heard from Vanir that you used to be known as the legendary 'Ice Witch'. To think she'd shy away from such a small challenge?"

"S-small-?! B-but Kazuma's so big!" Wiz whined, still squirming at the intruder but making Kazuma giggle gleefully. "Yyyou're making me feel too f-f-fullll!"

The boy moved a little and Wiz inhaled deeply through her nose. He was starting to worry he was hurting her, so the second Kazuma sat on the bench to speak to her softly. "Just talk to me Wiz. Tell me how you always imagined your husband would treat you on your wedding night."

Wiz calmed down a bit at seeing his worried face. Her pussy slowly began to accept the intruder as her two husbands pet her body slowly and tenderly. Using that instinct to make sure she wasn't uncomfortable in any way.

"My husband would... treat me gentle at first." Wiz began, prompting the Kazuma inside her to roll his hips slowly. She gasped again but this time wasn't spasming out of control, instead she felt him climb a little higher inside her before pulling out. Her walls were tightly squeezing around him, but as he continued the heat of their bodies began to make his scraping feel better. Then much better. And as he climbed higher inside, Wiz was suddenly having trouble feeling too comfortable. The Lich's body hadn't felt so alive in a long time and it was scared at how much she was enjoying the feeling.

Wiz reached her hand up to the Kazuma next to her. "Now, p-please... hold my hand?" She asked with a hopeful look on her face. He quickly intertwined their fingers, letting the Lich know he was there to support her through this. Squeezing his hand in hers he began to also stroke her hair, making Wiz sigh in content and melt further into the cock that was beginning to feel really really good.

She hadn't realised it before, but there had always been a worry in Wiz that she wouldn't be able to experience the same level of sex she had all those years ago before she'd become a Lich. She'd only done it once as a human, with one of Brad's barbarian buddies who had drunkedly insisted on taking her to bed one late night. He'd been good, Wiz thought at least, he had managed to finish very quickly inside her which Wiz assumed was the goal. That worry she would never get to experience the pleasure she'd felt that night... had just been blown out the water and then some by Kazuma. He wasn't finishing as fast, but Wiz was finding that to not be an issue at all. He was reaching in much further, treating her softly... maybe like a real husband should.

Her red face leant into his hand and she batted her eyes at him. "Lastly, can you... sit with me? And kiss me, please."

The second Kazuma smiled warmly at her. "I'd be happy to Wiz."

"Damn bro, that's cute as fuck." said the Kazuma who was thrusting, letting the two love birds gently experience each other's mouths. He didn't mind it. He still had her pussy and Wiz was happy, nothing else was needed to be said.

Unlike me.

"FUCK ME KAZUMA!" I demanded, trying to let the weak hand hold me back but the growing frustrations were growing as he fondled my body. "I don't know how long this potion will last and I refuse to let the chance for three Kazumas to ravage me go by!"

"Alright, alright." He chuckled. "Flip over and grab the rocks."

I followed his orders instantly, hoping he'd notice my obedience.

"Good girl. Now, I'm going to go down here." He motioned, sliding down underneath me to sit on the bench and smother his face in my huge breasts. In a muffled tone he continued, "So why don't you sit on my dick while my main man here fucks your mouth?"

"Yes, master." I cooed, loving when he let his degenerate side run wild. The one below me raised his hips up as mine lowered to greet him. He slid in almost the whole way in one stroke, sending course after course of electric current into me. Sex instincts managing to kick in, even when it was just aiming at a cunt. My body squeezed its favourite intruder tightly. My breathing becoming strange as my heart kept pounding away at simply having Kazuma split open my pussy again. It had really missed him.

Before the Kazuma out the bath could thrust into my mouth, I turned my head to see what Kazuma 3 would do. Watching him eye my backside hungrily.

I tried shaking it left and right to entice him, but, instead of just standing in the water and thrusting into me like I thought, he suddenly leapt up onto my back. A large amount of skin to skin contact riding up me; pressing his chest into my back, leaning his hands on my shoulders, legs supported on my wide hips, and smushing his dick between my ass cheeks. With my body at a complete right angle, only supported by my own legs, arms, and the cock in my pussy.

Kazuma knew I was strong enough to handle his weight. It used to be a worry of mine that people would make fun of me for being unwomanly if I was strong, but now it was so useful to so many sexy times, those fears ignored by my insides that made me feel like a real woman. Perhaps I was growing to love my strength.

He moved some hair away from my ear to whisper teasingly. "We need to get you a saddle."

"I already have-grck!" I began before I was interrupted by a dick in the mouth. The Kazuma on top of me also began shifting his weight and moving his manhood to my quivering asshole...

Once Aqua had finished swallowing her treat she sighed in content. Happy to have had her mouth filled so much, but still feeling like she could go for more. "Can one of you guys put your penis inside me now? P-please?" Aqua asked with her biggest puppy dog eyes. "I really want you to cum inside me Kazuma."

The Kazuma to her left stopped rubbing her tits to lift her head back up a bit. "Ah yeah. Sorry Aqua, forgot you were still all sensitive down there from before."

Aqua rubbed her face into his touch. "Yeah, but... that doesn't really matter." She admitted, looking at him with a little blush. "I just want you to fuck me, Kazuma. You're really good at IITTT." Her hips splashed in the water suddenly, the Kazuma with his fingers inside the Goddess demonstrating her point.

The boy grinned at her admittance, watching as his clone licked up some of the diluted stickiness on his hand. He then leant his body as far back as he could, till his body was at a right angle and floating up in the water to show off his full nakedness and, more importantly, throbbing dick on display.

"Well if you want it, I'm right here."

She looked down hungrily at him, admiring his whole body floating up in the water and focusing on his cock with drool suddenly filling her mouth. But before she did anything she looked to the other Kazuma on her right.

"Don't mind me, I'll just take your ass."

Aqua gave him a lip biting smile then flipped her body around to stand on the bench. Her body hovered over Kazuma's, the two not floating helping to steady her as she grabbed the dick and aimed it at her pussy. Not wanting to waste anymore time she plunged down quickly, causing a clap of water to splash around the Goddess of Water's thick ass. Their bodies intertwined, Kazuma hitting deep into Aqua's hole on his first strike, as they plunged into the hot spring's depths. The Kazuma slammed his feet back onto the floor and carried the two of them back to the bench quickly, all without any help since Aqua uselessly climaxed on his cock.

With a happy expression Kazuma sat down with the recovering Goddess bundled in his arms. Her previous sensitivity level not releasing it's hold on the woman, instead just growing in the lust drunk's brain.

She snapped her fingers as soon as she'd stopped shaking. "Come on, come on!" Aqua ordered, "Ass! Hurry!"

"Such a demanding Goddess." Grinned Kazuma as he moved to her requested position with a slap to her jiggling posterior as a small punishment.

"Right? Ah well, let's give the puppy what she wants."

Since these scenes were all happening relatively at the same time; Kazuma ended up entering the assholes of three of us at almost simultaneously. Chris, Aqua, and myself all moaned out loudly in symphony as all of us were double penetrated by our favourite dick.

"Kazuma~" Aqua called out, stretching her body around to kiss her second plunderer. "Y-y-you're so good at ssseEEEex! Why haven't we b-been doing this siiiince we met?!"

Chris was taking it slightly differently. Her eyes were closed, head tilted to one side, and breathlessly muttering: "Kazuma... Kazumaaa... Kazummaaaa...." getting longer with every thrust. She was trapped between the two sex gods with only their thick dicks that hit all her sensitive spots inside her tight holes to support her.

"YES YES YES!" I cried out. He roughly slammed me onto his own cock, using my momentum to fuck both versions of him. I couldn't keep up the praise since I had to entertain another one of his cocks in my mouth. He was skewering me with every roll of his hips, working in perfect tandem with himself to fuck me. The times when he entered me sent an electrical storm in three places to cascade against each other, melding into an unbearable pleasure that threatened to melt me down to nothing.

The Kazuma sex orgy was in full swing. Moans and splashes surrounding the heated pool. Various leaking fluids mixing with the soapy bathwater. All but two of the Kazumas had their dicks inside one of us. One was just lovingly kissing Wiz while she gave him a hand job, but the other Kazuma was fiddling with something behind the bath.

"There we go!" He suddenly exclaimed, jumping up and looking around the room hungrily. "Let's go for you first Chris!" He pointed at her with a hand to his temple, concentrating.

She wasn't looking at him at all, but did notice when a cock suddenly appeared on her lips to dive into her mouth. Chris could just about see the golden ring he'd used to teleport himself into her. Floating in place just in front of her mouth, following her as she bounced. Her mind was tatters to the lust, which moved her tongue around his head instinctively. Somewhere she acknowledged his great taste entering her mouth but there was far too much going on to fully appreciate it.

Not that the Kazuma with the cock ring minded. This was going to be tour of the four rather than a full fucking. He switched focus to me, using the power to slap me with his cock at various points. Then to Aqua, floating it above her face to have her try to jump up and lick it, only to land hard against the two Kazuma's inside her. And finally to Wiz, trapping his cock under her underboob and rolling it around in place for a unique massage.

I'm not sure how long we all lasted. The heat of the air and our bodies massaged my mind into a numbing mess. All my brain could focus on was pleasing the three cocks inside me, and how much it was making me feel incredible. I knew the others felt the same, Kazuma was too good to not turn them all into putty. I knew that in my soul now. The five of us together was a perfect scene. Kazuma proved he could handle any woman thrown at him, no matter what.

"Fucking hell Wiz, you're so bumpy on the inside." whined the Kazuma inside Wiz as he rolled his dick inside her. "I have a feeling I ain't gonna last much longer!"

"Me neither!" "Same here!" "Chris' ass is so fucking tight!" came another Kazuma chorus.

Maybe the heat of the room got too much, or the clones had more of a hivemind then they admitted, but the climax of every Kazuma was fast approaching.

From what I could tell, the two with Chris went first. They had to move back down to the bench in order to not drop her when they finished and the shift in positions had been too much. Not to mention the sheer crushing strength of the insides of an climaxing Goddess.

Her sensitivity had risen to intense peaks for her, coupled with losing her anal virginity had made her cum every few pumps. The thief finally freed from her frustrating bodies tension as Kazuma unloaded the full contents of his balls in both her pussy and ass.

Wiz hit her crescendo too. She'd really loved the amount of care Kazuma had given her and her body had responded with multiple pleasurable shocks all up and down her whenever he thrust. She felt so happy when he began cumming, happy that she could reciprocate the feelings he'd given her. The Lich didn't think the heat inside her could grow but the piping hot lava that the adventurer released deep into her womb was proof otherwise. Without missing a beat, Wiz then sucked off the Kazuma she'd been kissing. Pushing him to the back of her throat to help with his own finale. Some part of her even thought she felt Kazuma unload in her pussy again. But no one was there, so she just thought it was aftershocks. Not noticing the small ring floating away.

Aqua got what she wanted next, pushing back and forth between the two Kazumas. Her face was in his neck, smelling the scent of the man who kept giving her so many amazing orgasms. She didn't really want to make him cum and lose him, but was also really desperate for the incoming heat that came from the cloned adventurer spurting up into her pussy and asshole. Aqua clenched tight, feeling him thrust shallower and gain speed, which was his way of showing he was close. So close. So very veryyy... "KAZUUUMAAA!!!!" She screamed. The three quaking to their cores as Aqua got a double load of her favourite from her favourite.

And finally it was me. My body slammed down hard onto the Kazuma on the bench, which prompted the Kazuma on my back to slam into me as well, pulling on my hair for support. I could feel them rubbing against my insides and the thought of being filled with both of him was too much. My orgasm tore through me. Violently throwing my body into spasms. I gripped the rocks to support myself and they cracked at my strength. My insides squeezed both Kazumas into submission and they howled out in release as they pumped their baby juice into my body.

The Kazuma in front of me joined in on the climax, so to speak. He filled my mouth with his warm tasty seed. However, my body was rejecting the order to swallow. Instead I just opened my mouth to release him into the open air and cover my face with it hot semen. Loving the feel of hot Kazuma on my face. Normally Aqua would have already begun licking me clean right now.

Each and every Kazuma quickly disappeared into smoke as soon as their balls had been emptied. Chris lay face down on the rocks, Aqua floated in the water, Wiz laid back and rubbed her full belly, and I collapsed to my knees, arms forward to keep my face out the water. The Kazuma who had nutted on my face did not vanish, instead just panting with his head back and covered in sweat.

Honestly, from the looks of it, we could all use a bath.

Chapter 28: Feeling Refreshed After The Bath

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The Kazuma that I had been blowing remained standing. Dick deflated by still alive.

"Hehe, guess I'm the winner by default huh?" He chuckled tiredly. But then looked sadly to the sky. "They were a real good group of guys though."

I smiled up at him, happy I got the final Kazuma. "Yes, they were. I'll definitely be requesting Vanir to stock more of those potions for us. Perhaps next time I can try two of you in one hole."

A loving but tired adventurer winked down at me. "Well, for now let's get out the bath before everyone catches a cold."

Kazuma walked around to the two goddesses that were lying uncomfortably on the bath rocks. He scooped Chris up in his arms first, the bundle of nerves twitched in his arms but stayed unconscious. Kazuma shimmied around the bath to hand her over to Wiz, who was awake enough to exit the bath by herself. "Do you mind holding her?"

Wiz didn't say, just assuming the answer was obvious as she picked up the smaller woman in her arms. Chris was comfortably greeted by the soft flesh of a Lich, who hummed at her with a motherly tone.

"My beautiful wife..." Wiz smiled and placed her cheek on Chris' forehead while squeezing her tighter. Rocking her betrothed in her arms. The Goddess looking rather comfortable and content in the undead's hold.

Kazuma was already going back around to Aqua. She was a little more used to this sexual treatment now, so she was yawning but awake, happy to be carried by the boy as her legs were failing her right now. After he picked her up in a princess carry, the Goddess looked like she had something to say.

"Um, K-Kazuma... I’ve been thinking."

"Uh-oh, that can’t be good." He laughed, but when he saw the seriousness on Aqua’s pout he stopped. "What’s the matter?"

She gulped and fidgeted in his arms guiltily. "It’s about... Heaven, and what we’d have to do for me to go back there."

Kazuma gave her a confused look as he walked them around to the women's changing areas, "Right, yeah. Defeat the Demon King and send you home to heaven. That's the deal, it's what you want."

The Goddess bit her lip in cringe at her own guilty feelings. "R-right... what I want..."

Aqua still couldn't look at him. Kazuma put her down on one of the bath house's massage tables and moved some of the hair from her face while asking, "Seriously, Aqua, what's wrong?"

She inhaled sharply, clapped her hands together, and burst out: "Kazuma! I’m having way too much fun here! Please don’t make me go back!" She pleaded. "Let’s just stay here forever and have sex and grow the harem and do way way more fun stuff!"

Kazuma's response was instant.

"I’m absolutely okay with that."

Her face lit up in a smile so bright it could be seen from space. "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!" Aqua cheered and she threw her mouth at Kazuma's. After about ten seconds of uninterrupted face sucking they both had a dawning realisation that this was their first kiss with each other, decoupling quickly with red faces.

"That was... um, my first kiss with a guy..."

"I-It was nice."

Before the awkward silence could drag on, Aqua hopped off the table and quickly ran off deeper into the girls area to get changed and dry up. Soon after, a lullaby humming Wiz carrying Chris followed after her, leaving me and Kazuma alone in the main bath area.

"You were incredible in there." I swooned, leaning down to delicately make out with him. "How many women did you, as the original, have fun with?"

"Honestly? I only had a blowie from Wiz and you." He shrugged. Then in a single smooth move, grabbed my hand and landed a kiss on its back. "Guess I had a yearning to be in my favourite Crusader."

"R-really?" I stammered. "B-but... the other two-"

"Are great, but that doesn't make you a boring pick." Kazuma stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world. He then swept me off my feet so I landed in his arms, letting him make out with me more dominantly. "Mmm. You're still hot as fuck Darkness."

I pouted with a hot blush across my face, which just made him laugh at me more. I really wasn't expecting him to be so sweet to me, or tease me in this way, whatever his intentions were. He let me stand back up on quivering legs. Something tells me I would be dripping even if I hadn't just left the bath...

Kazuma squeezed my hand and dragged me over to the men's section. "Come on, I'll let you dry me off if you want?"

He always knew just what to say...


"Hey!" Struggled Kazuma, unable to muster the strength to break his bonds. "Let me go! Take my Crusader, she loves this kind of shit!"

"Hush honey." Came a smooth motherly voice to his left. He was blindfolded as well as tied up with his hands above his head but could still feel her breath on his cheek. "We just want you to enjoy what's happening."

The clone piped down at that, deciding he was stuck here anyway at this point. Best just to wait for rescue from his harem.

Suddenly, his eyes were freed from their bind. Kazuma blinked several times to adjust to the light of the room. Then blinked several more times as his brain tried to register what was happening.

Several worshippers of he Axis faith were surrounding his erection and staring intently at it. All on their knees and all stroking themselves off to his image. His eye twitched at the beautiful sight of the women flashing their moist pussies to him and massaging their clits while looking directly at his crotch. A couple dozen more were in the room behind them, all seemingly 'waiting their turn' but not able to wait too well as they 'scratched' themselves to his image.

The large breasted woman who had whispered to him was purring to his right. She was wearing some kind of dominatrix get up, and considering the contraption he was locked up he could assume this was her house. "Does this please you sir?" She cooed as he gazed upon her body.

"Uh, yeah. This is... pretty fucking pleasing to me."

"Excellent." She smiled, "Well please hold your mighty cock erect for us for a while longer. We will free you once our duties to the faith have concluded."


After returning from Alcanretia we brought Wiz back to her shop. It was only the late afternoon when we did but the Lich was feeling rather worn down from all the emotions she'd felt. I promised again that she'd have someone to go to bed with, but she insisted that for now she just wanted a nap. Though she wasn't against the idea of someone coming around later.

Before Wiz braved the stairs on her shaky legs, she held the railing and took a few deep breaths. "I'm just heading upstairs for a lie down." She called out to Vanir.

"You know..." Vanir suddenly appeared next to her making Wiz nearly fall over in fright. Vanir ignored her plight, looking away from her with crossed arms. "While your buying habits are ridiculous, and your loneliness caused constant irritation... Moi never said he hated you."

"V-Vanir..." Wiz started with a heartfelt tone but was stopped by a gloved hand being raised.

"Don't." He sternly warned and turned his back to continue his work. "Now go upstairs before Moi decides to infest your sleep with nightmares."

She smiled at him genuinely before following his advice. Walking upstairs, Wiz thought she hadn't felt this happy in a long time.


Cecily held two dildos in her hand. Both were the size and shape of the man of their vision. The one they would be worshipping daily for as long as they lived. A truly momentous day for the Satou Kazuma's Penis Fan Club!

"That demon was a real standup fella!" Cecily exclaimed in happiness. "I can't believe he gave us the initial three exports of the mould for our own personal use!"

"..." Rosary remained silent. Just quietly walking beside her new friend.

Cecily suddenly realised they were missing something. "Hey wait, where's the third one?"

"Um..."

The blonde then realised that her partner was walking rather strangely. Suddenly, it clicked in her brain and she gave a Rosary a frown.

"...you really couldn't wait at all?"

"I'm honestly more surprised you haven't joined me."

Cecily blushed down at the dildo in her hand, looking around for some cover and casually strolling over to a nearby alley. "...be right back."


"So, what's next Darkness?" Aqua asked as soon as Wiz entered the shop. "We gonna go to the guild for some drinks? I wanna show Kazuma the new girls I picked out for him!"

Kazuma perked up at that. "I was going to say I'm feeling tired and we should head home, but that is pretty tempting."

"I'm up for more stuff too!" Chris chimed in from Kazuma's arm. "Hanging with your party is pretty fun."

Both were tempting, either letting our stud play with our panties or having fun with all the girls of the guild.

But I was feeling more adventurous.

There was one place in the city I'd never been to, but had some desire to visit from the vague knowledge of what it was about. Info was sparse. From rumours around town to hushed tones from Kazuma and Dust. This was a place no one had taken me to, perhaps fearing my assumed nobility prudeness or general heterosexual desires, but neither was an issue anymore.

I brought out the other sheet of paper I'd picked up from the guild.

"Actually guys, before we do anything else, we have another quest to do tonight."

On it read: The Succubus Challenge.

Chapter 29: Succubus Part 1: Under The Shop

Summary:

The gauntlet begins.

Notes:

Just wanted to say a huge thanks for the over 100 kudos. I'm glad this fic is getting some attention and I really appreciate any comments, criticisms or even requests that people want to share. Hopefully you'll all enjoy our second long running arc!

(Anyone who's all caught up on the CHYOA version, there was 3 new chapters since this story's been out in case you missed them. This fic will catch up very soon and the updates will run with that version as well.)

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Aqua hadn't been too enthused to be going to another place full of demons. Kazuma tried to explain that the women there were just trying to live symbiotically with the men of Axel, but she was having none of it. It was obvious that both her and Chris had plans to wipe every demon off the face of the Earth. That was until something Kazuma said struck a chord with me, which made me come up with:

"Normally, Goddesses don't think demons or monsters who are trying to be good as 'unholy'. If they're only trying to live peacefully then they're just like regular humans to you."

Which definitely calmed them down. It felt like a good compromise to me. It should brighten their moods up with Wiz and the Succubae, but not leave them suddenly venerable to the Demon Lord's forces thinking they're nice now. If these women were really trying to live peacefully then Aqua would be a good barometer for it.

Anyway, for now we were just walking to their café. Aqua was explaining to Kazuma and Chris the reasons why Vanir's still not to be trusted and how she still wants to banish him since he isn't living peacefully.

Before we got to the shop though we ran into Sena, who caught up behind the other three to walk along with me.

"Ah, Mistress." She smiled with a bow. "I was just about to head to the Mansion for the day when I saw you. I have the paperwork for your acquisition of the Guild, everything's in place for your transition tomorrow with Lady Luna." My secretary told me and handed me the paperwork, explaining each piece as she went. "This is the business acquisition form. Here's the form to say you take on the debts of the guild. Here's the piece to explain all the health and safety of harem management. Here's the signed agreements from all the staff saying they consent to your new and future rules. And here's the body check descriptions for the women Lady Aqua picked out."

"E-excellent work Sena." I replied with the overwhelming amount of papers in my hand.

She bowed again. "Of course. May I ask what has kept you busy today? I only wish to know if there's anyone else you need me to body check for the harem."

I looked over the stack of papers briefly before sliding them into the briefcase with the relics. With a shrug I replied, "Well, Chris and Wiz I guess but-"

"Very good. I will begin those now." She gave a salute and began to hurry off to the other three. "Lady Chris! Would you please accompa-"

"BUT!" I cut her off while grabbing her hand. "You're off the clock Sena. Their body checks can wait. Please, join us on this quest. It'll be a nice stress reliever after a long day."

Sena gave me another touched smile and a relieved sigh. "Thank you Mistress, as always you are too kind to me. I believe I will follow your lead to relax. Though may I ask where we are heading?"

I reached down to cup her ass as we walked, squeezing her close to me with a smile. "We're off to see some Succubae!"

Sena's eyes went wide for a second but just turned them forwards. "I-I see..." She muttered quietly, seemingly lost in thought as we walked.

Soon we reached our destination, a little café on the edge of town. It was a fairly large stone building, matching several others around town. Wooden doors wore a simple plaque saying 'Café of Love' written above it with a small pink heart above.

"Hey, I've been here before." I admitted, crossing my arms with a quizzical look. "It's just a nice place to get a good cup of tea. This can't be where the Succubae are. Can it?"

Kazuma turned with an evil grin upon his face. In a deep overacting voice he spoke, "Ah yes. The misinformed naivety of those who only travel... by daylight." He chuckled deeply, reaching forwards to open the doors in a dramatic fashion.

Inside the café was a whole different story.

Pink lights were shining down around the room, giving a very sexual vibe to the inhabitants. The café I had once visited was the same layout, yet tonally seemed incredibly different from before, like a near 180 to the wholesome tones. Now replaced with a hive of seeming debauchery and duplicity. The once nice friendly women who had served me a pleasant tea... well it seemed they were all succubae.

We weren't the only ones in here that weren't demons though. Men and women were all sitting around admiring the entertaining bounces of near-bare breasts or scribbling something down on their tables. Some were being led away by a happy succubus to places unknown. There were a few faces I recognised, but luckily I was either too normal or not dressed sexy enough for them to notice me back.

"W-what the hell is with these outfits..." Aqua mumbled behind me, "They're clearly troubling the town with how sexy they are... I mean just look at the rack on that one!"

"Don't cause trouble." Kazuma sternly warned. "That goes to all of you."

"Oi! I-I'd nev-ooph!" Chris stumbled into Sena as she had also been staring too intently on a Succubus' panties as she floated above us.

Each of the demons wore the skimpiest possible swimsuits. Most couldn't even really be described as swimsuits, just black cloth to cover the nipples and crotch was the only places that weren't on full display. Some had wings on their backs or on their heads and were flying around the room, others had tails or claws to really sell the demonic look they were going for.

I quickly learned that Succubae bodies came in every shape and size possible. Every body type fetish was seemingly represented with this selection. Muscular women with battle scars, petite women with huge tits, bookish cute girl-next-door women, gloomy gothic women, pudgy but happy, serious, blonde, wild, shy, tall, tight, etc etc etc. It was a cornucopia of cuties. And my bisexual brain was revelling in the ideas their clothes presented to get down and dirty...

My dreams were quickly thrown away when a pink haired Succubus with a clipboard sauntered over to us, giving me at the front of our pack some heavy bedroom eyes as she scanned us.

"Excuse the wait, we've had so many requests the last couple of days that we've had to ask a neighbour café for some bonus staff." She explained, looking over her clipboard then looking back up to us. "Not on the list, but a group date? We are always happy to entertain~" The large breasted demon swayed her hips as she walked, blowing me a kiss when my eyes returned to her face. "Are you looking for individual prices or one large dream all together?"

I gulped, feeling incredibly hot in my face but managing to bring my shaking hands to my pocket to bring out a piece of paper. "A-a-actually! We are here for this!" I squeaked, presenting her the quest in a full outstretch arm.

She gave my nervous disposition a coy smile, then looked at the note. "Ah~ brave adventurers trying to play their luck in our little game?" She suddenly began coiling around my body like a snake, her huge breasts pocketing my arm and squeezing it so softly as she rose up my body to whisper in my ear. "It has been a while, you won't disappoint, will you?"

My body shuddered at her sensual seduction, I swear I could feel her tongue just barely graze my ear. She was probably testing my will to see if I was even up to this challenge. "W-we will! This isn't just an adventurer group, you're looking at the Dustiness Ford Harem!"

Demonic giggles continued to circle my body. "Ohh~ how interesting~ we've never had trained harem professionals give it a go, perhaps this will be worth a shot." She mewled, then letting my body go she addressed my companions behind me. "Will you all be participating?"

Kazuma blinked as the slow drip of blood required back in his brain returned, "Uhh, I'm still a little confused at what it is, but Darkness seems pretty excited so probably."

"I'll follow Kazuma!" Aqua chirped up happily, her tune suddenly switched to anger though. "And I just want to say you demons better be living peacefully or else you'll be answering to me! I know where you are now!"

Chris grabbed her threatening fist and bent it downwards quickly, "Ignore her, she's just trying to get used to some things. I think we are all participating, yes."

The pink haired Succubus just smirked at Aqua's attitude, unaffected by the threats. "Tis no problem sweetie. Well, unfortunately we can only get things started once the current customers have been dealt with. Would you mind waiting for us? It'll take about an hour but we can provide you some refreshments before we begin~"


"So they all just... sleep with men?" I asked while sipping at my wine.

We had all migrated to a booth as we waited and I was asking some questions about this place to fill in my knowledge gaps. It was pretty interesting stuff, and the food wasn't half bad either. I found out you could request literally anything you wanted in the dream and it felt real! It explained why Kazuma had made me wash his back all those nights ago, thinking he was getting me as an erotic fantasy. (Which only made me a little happy, shut up.)

Honestly, this business seemed great. Not only was I planning to use their dream services at some point... I think that this will be the next place we own after the Guild is finalised. I don't want to overload Sena with too much work to take it today, and I want to be more hands on than with the hot springs so the pen was out as well. Easier just to take our time and enjoy these things.

Currently, Aqua and Chris sat next to Kazuma on one side while me and Sena took the other as we ate the tasty meal.

Kazuma shrugged his shoulders and gave me a face that said I got the gist but wasn't fully there. "More like they watch over the men as they sleep and pilfer some of their erotic energy through sexy dreams."

Aqua began to stand up in anger. "So they're stealing the life force of the citizens?! We should-"

Her head was quickly bonked by Kazuma as he dragged her back down to her seat. "It's perfectly safe, idiot. It's almost a service, it keeps men's desires down and the Succubae can then contribute to society."

Sena pouted slightly into her drink. "Yes, keeps men's desires so down that they aren't as interested in searching for real women..."

"Well howdy there Sena! Didn't see ya there!" Came a sudden intruder from over the booth's barrier. An energetic Succubus with short black hair and a large welcoming smile beamed down at us. "You looking to order tha usual?"

After realising what she was implying we all gave a teasing giggle to the blushing prosecutor, who currently had absolutely no idea where to look in her shame. "I-This isn't-you-I-usual-b-but-" Sena babbled, her brain short circuiting from embarrassment.

I thought I'd rescue the poor thing, putting my arm around her. "She's spoken for this evening, sorry. But I'm sure she'll be back soon enough for her 'usual'."

The happy Succubus just kept her smile raining down on us. "No worries 'lil lady! Sorry fer intrudin' on this here shindig! Enjoy yourself Sena-chan!" she called and wandered off back to another patron of the shop.

We all kept our gaze on Sena and eventually she sighed into her embarrassed defeat. "A-as I said... no men around to satisfy women anymore. They have to find... alternative treatments."


A little later on while we were waiting, I noticed something odd. Multiple Succubae were seeing Kazuma across the room and looking very interested, some even pointing him out to each other and whispering about him.

"How often do you come here Kazuma?" I asked when it happened again across the room.

The adventurer took another bite of his steak and gave me an quizzical look. "About the same as a regular hot blooded man, why?"

"Hi Kazuma~" waved a happy blonde Succubus as she floated by our table.

"Um, hi?" He replied in confusion, watching as the girl floated over to two of her friends and began giggling profusely. "Do I know you guys?"

There were three of them, a tall and well built one with long scruffy dark hair, a smaller bouncier one with short indigo hair and head wings that floated next to her, and the medium blonde one with dark skin who had just said hello.

The tall demon woman chuckled heartily at him, "Maybe, but we definitely know you."

"We can't seem to escape you Kazuma." the blonde one smiled cheekily, "So many girls coming in the last two days asking for dreams about you."

"I have to ask, is that thing they all think about accurate?" asked the short succubus, sinking below the table to try and flash a look down Kazuma's trousers.

"P-people are dreaming about me?!" He blurted out incredulously, not fully believing he was a sex symbol yet.

"Such perverse dreams." Blondie sighed wistfully, accompanied by her two sisters nodding in agreement. "They even sent me over the edge at one point. Those women have such faith that you'll deliver them to sexual salvation after you wrecked their holy symbols."

"Oh, he's sent me there plenty of times already." Admitted purple hair. "One girl's dream had me turn into a whole army of Kazumas to run a train on her, all while her husband watched pathetically from the corner." She sighed happily, remembering the kinky dream of a stranger.

The tall muscular one smiled while she nodded, speaking with a low soothing voice. "He's certainly awakening perversions I don't think these women even knew they had. I've even had a few men want to become him as they fuck versions of their Goddesses or wives."

Kazuma was stunned silent at this news. Though Aqua seemed to be mumbling about wanting royalties for using her likeness in dream sex.

"Point is, we just wanted to thank you for this new business Kazuma." Said the original blonde Succubus. "Is there anything you might want? Maybe half off next time you need relief?"

"If you come to me I'll do it for free!" chirped the plucky one, "I wanna see what kinda dreams the Godslayer has!"

"You wouldn't even need to dream with me, I'll go all the way in reality~" purred the muscular one, breathing deeply at the blushing boy.

The pink haired succubus angrily slapped the muscular one's arm with the papers in her hand. "Stop it Akane! You know we're not allowed to offer that!"

"I-it's okay." Kazuma cut in before anyone got in trouble. "I think my needs are being pretty much taken care of these days. Haven't had the time for dream sex with all the real sex I've been having." Aqua happily squeezed herself closer at his admittance. She may have been mostly fine with Succubae now but sharing was another matter.

The three pouted, "Pity. If that arrangement ever grows... tiresome, you know where to find us." Said Akane as they separated and returned to work.

"Like that'll happen." Kazuma scoffed a little once they'd left, making the four of us girls smile happily. "Though, personal harem candidates? Anyone?" Kazu-scum reared his ugly head, though it only made us all giggle a little as his boundless sexual appetite.


It was nearing the end of the hour and the room was pretty rapidly running out of other customers. Me, Aqua and Chris were gossiping about a few of the familiar looking people we'd seen here tonight and what we thought their requests were, which left Sena and Kazuma to have a little chat.

"Master Satou Kazuma."

"Master Satou Kazuma here." said the boy instantly, enjoying his long title.

Sena fiddled with her salad fork a little as she spoke. "I only wish to inform you of my praise of your abilities at copulation."

That made him raise an eyebrow. "Uhh, thanks? Bit of a random topic there Sena."

She sighed a little, "I am aware. I could not figure out a better way to phrase it in my head. It seems a silly thing to keep focusing on as a member of your harem, I just..." Sena frowned again and put her fork down. "I just keep having thoughts about the two of us together and it's... doing things, to my body. Things that I haven't felt in a long time. I... I..."

The boy bumped his arm into hers reassuringly. "It's alright Sena, I'm sure we'll get a baby in you soon enough. Tis my job now after all." He smiled at her sweetly, yet also lecherously.

She nodded, but with a slight sadness as well. "I do wish that more than anything, but..." The prosecutor's eyes drifted to the idol of her growing affection, looking him dead in the eyes to ask the real question plaguing her mind. "...would you still copulate with me once I'm impregnated?"

"Yes." He answered immediately. "You'll still be hot as fuck."

Sena's eyes swelled in happiness, but she resigned herself to just sighing with a wide smile. "That gives me a lot of relief. I am not sure why the idea of 9 months without you filled my heart with fear, but thank you for erasing it." Her head bent down to lean on his shoulder, closing her eyes in content at his kindness.

In return, he reached around his other arm to pat her head caringly... then squeeze her breast for the fun of it.


"Please use our facilities to clean yourselves and rejuvenate while you wait." explained the pink haired Succubus. "We also recommend perusing our costumes. The Succubus you will be entertaining loves a good outfit, it'll more than likely provide bonus points for your challenge."

It was a simple back room, with a small snacks table, a couch similar to ours, and a large wardrobe next to the bathroom exit. Aqua and Kazuma took the chance to fill up even more on food while the rest of us inspected the outfits.

"Wow, quite the... collection you guys have." Chris chuckled nervously.

Inside was row after row of different sized outfits, from colourful and thin to fluffy and conservative. Though it was the vast amount that certainly drew the eye most. When I said row after row, I meant a near infinite depth of cloth as far as the eye could see. The wardrobe was probably magic, two rows of various costumes on hangers that stretched into a void that perhaps did not have an end.

I reached my head in to explore how far around their pocket dimension reached. "No kidding. How do you all find the outfit you want?"

She simply smiled at our awe. "Just think about what costume you want and it will be rearranged to sit at the front when you open the wardrobe again. If your desire is not there then we can have the resident spider-weaver make you something special."

That makes sense. Human desire has no depth so perhaps it was useful to have this many outfits to match.

Now the question was: what to wear?

"Perhaps Master Satou Kazuma should pick out our outfits then." Sena suggested while adjusting her glasses. "I am to understand he has good taste when it comes to the perverse."

Kazuma choked a little on the sandwich in his mouth. I just gave her a smirk and slapped her ass as a reward, "That's an excellent idea Sena. Kazuma, write down the outfits and we'll all get changed. Dress up your dolls however you see fit."

"A-anything huh?" He asked. A deep and evil laugh emanating from his lungs uncontrollably as he scanned our bodies. Maybe this place was making him a little more perverse than usual? Or he's finally realising he can fuck us hard and all we'll do is love him more. Either way, I can't wait to see what he picks.


I got changed into my outfit first, since I didn't mind being seen getting changed out in the open. Kazuma had chosen to make me wear a size-too-small for me Bunny Suit. It was basically just a black one piece with a small fluffy tail that made my breasts nearly pop out every time I stepped with how tight it was.

"Holy shit." Kazuma muttered as he gawked at my body.

My legs wore long dark stockings and a pair of black high heels to push my chest out even further. The only other things were some accessories; a pair of white cuffs around my wrists, a black bowtie, and a headband with some white bunny ears to perfect the look. The first thing I did was show Kazuma my appreciation by shoving his face into my chest and letting him motorboat me for a bit. An action he thoroughly appreciated.

"Mmm, Kazuma... you look very sexy too." I mewled. He had been given a costume as well, picked out by us. It was a very simple costume, a leopard print tabard with a single rope to use as a belt. The idea was to give him the animalistic caveman appearance he often felt like he dominated us with. It only covered his one shoulder, which meant plenty of chest was shown off. But the real highlight was how short it was around the waist, letting his mushroom cap swing low in pretty clear view.

After our little moment the other three girls appeared. Chris was in an outfit I'd never really seen before, but Kazuma said it was a 'Cheerleader'. A type of girl who are paid to be happy and bubbly at sporting events. It had been made quickly from Kazuma's specifications; an orange crop top and mini skirt combo that exposed her midriff, in white writing it read 'Kazuma' across her chest. Finally she awkwardly held a couple of shiny pom-poms in her hands.

"Give us a wave." Kazuma chuckled when he saw her. "You've seen cheerleaders before right? They spell out words..?"

Her angry stare dug into his soul. "I don't think you want me to spell out the word I'm thinking..."

Kazuma relinquished his request casually, mostly because Sena came out next in a sexy nurse outfit. Well, I say outfit... more lingerie with a nurse theme. She had the nurse hat, and the top half looked semi-similar to her usual outfit except her bouncy breasts were squeezed out the top instead of being trapped by a shit. The rest was basically just a white corset with red trimmings and string, the corset connecting to garter belts and long white stockings. It left her pelvis nearly completely bare if not for a pair of white see-through panties with red trim as well.

Sena adjusted her glasses, seemingly much less embarrassed than Chris was with her outfit. "I suppose this isn't too farfetched since I have been performing so many body checks."

"I'd take my check up from her anytime..." Kazuma grinned at her exposed parts.

That sent Sena into a little too real roleplay. "Are you feeling unwell? Please inform me now in case it will affect your duties as Harem Knight."

Before Kazuma could continue we were once more interrupted by the final member of our party.

"This is a sin!" Aqua barked as she exited the changing room last. She was wearing the most revealing costume of all of us, but that wasn't what she was complaining about. The Goddess of Water was currently in a very skimpy black thong set, with strands of black cloth curling around her at various point. Her panties had a small heart shape hole to show her pussy and her wire bra had something similar to show off her nipples. If it wasn't obvious already what she was dressed as, on her head was a headband with a pair of bat wings poking out from the sides. "Making a Goddess dress like a Demon is a SIN, Kazuma!"

He was too busy admiring her to feel any anger towards her complaining, reaching forwards to feel her showcased nipple. "So sexy..." He mumbled in his trance.

"T-that's... besides the point..." Aqua panted. Anger disappearing from her heart quickly as she was complimented and felt up by Kazuma, his hands shifting to lightly pinch her clit that was poking out above her cloth. "Okay, m-maybe this outfit isn't so bad..."

Before we ended up blowing our energy before the event, the Succubus came back in to tell us they were ready.

We followed her to a large wooden door and then down a set of stone stairs, dimly lit by occasional torch light. It was somewhat eerie, almost spooky, but my warning bells of being taken to Succubus Sex Dungeon were overshadowed by the desire to be a part of a Succubus Sex Dungeon.

"You sure about this Darkness?" Kazuma whispered to me as we walked. "I'm kind of getting some bad feelings about this quest."

I winked at him over my shoulder, "What's the matter Kazuma? Scared of a little Demon pussy?" I whispered back, though he seemed a little concerned still. "Don't worry, if anything goes wrong I'll protect you. Believe in your human shield."

That made him frown somewhat harder. "Come on Darkness. You're mo-"

"WELCOME CHALLENGERS!" boomed a new voice as we reached the end of the stairs, cutting Kazuma off.

We entered a hall that seemed to be roughly the same size as the café upstairs, but twice the height. Being underground it was basically a large stone cube, but they'd made it look pretty nice under the circumstances. Long red drapes

The room was split into two sections. The back half was entirely beds, rows and rows of them, two or three beds stacked on top of each other with neatly folded white sheets. One can easily assume this is their bunks, I suppose that even sexy demons need a place to rest their heads probably during the daytime hours.

The other half, the half we were walking out into, was laid out completely differently. It was basically a small arena. A low circle dug into the ground surrounded by rows of seats going up until it reached the top. Seats were already pretty full, many Succubae all in their seats awaiting us as we headed down towards the main area. It wasn't the biggest arena I'd seen by a long shot, only reaching around the size of a small house rather than a full on field some arenas are. What was particularly odd was there was just a king sized bed slapped in the centre, with no headboard and minimal pillows just a large mattress that all the onlookers were pointed towards.

But with the amount of demons watching us, I nearly missed something important.

At one end of the oval arena was a slightly higher elevated seat, which currently sat a Succubus I'd never seen before. She stood 9 foot tall. Long black hair with orange tips that seemed aflame with energy. Two pale white horns that curved around the head. A long red dress that hugged curves so tightly it almost looked like skin. Beginning from two small straps over her shoulders but giving her such a V that it looked like it pointed directly to a place beginning with the letter. Two huge wings with dark black skin inside them stretched out from her back and bounced lightly in place. Huge bouncing breasts that demanded attention in their minimal confinement. Equally black and shiny dinner gloves that held a wine glass elegantly. And...

And a crown. A floating crown of fire was between her horns.

"I hear we have some challengers from a royal harem tonight." came the regal and deep voice of the tall, welcoming Succubus. Eyelids lowered in bemusement at the sight of us lowly adventures. "I am known as Xara, Queen of the Succubus!"

"Woah Mama!" blurted out the callous Kazuma. "They never said we'd be entertaining their Queen!"

Chris then pointed angrily. "I remember you! You used to terrorise innocent villages and kill all their men before you were defeated!"

I had to physically restrain Aqua before she even began to move. "SHE DID WHAT?!"

"My my. Calm down little ones." She sighed while rolling her eyes. "Thank you for the painful history lesson. Yes, our King was killed by an evil human so I sought revenge on your world. I admit to my past mistakes and have become a part of it now. My people are content, you humans are relieved. End of story." Her regal lips once more partook a drink of wine before she waved us off with her hands, "If that is too much for you and you are not up to the challenge then please feel free to exit the way you came. I have no need for time wasters."

"Wait!" I blurted out before they could escort us anywhere. "I am sorry for our outburst Queen Xara. And for what happened to your King. We still wish to partake, we've just yet to be informed what it will be doing in this challenge."

She smiled a little more genuinely at my apology, "It's alright my pet. Ancient history now, better to just forget it and enjoy our game tonight." I bowed at her to show my appreciation of her forgiveness as she continued, "As for the challenge itself, I'll tell you now. You see, as mentioned I am old enough to remember a time before our deal was struck with the citizens of Axel. When we would run around and prey on innocent bystanders, leaving them husks yet satisfied in their final moments."

I gulped at the implications of where this was going. "That sounds..."

She chuckled at my fear. "Do not worry, I have no intention of killing you nor ruining this place for my subjects. Our deal was worked out long ago, and the long term benefits of living harmoniously over being hunted by adventurers is obvious."

The Queen then gestured to the bed in front of us.

"For tonight? We just wish to be entertained."

Xara purred, a series of claps and cheers from the surrounding Succubae to accompany her. "To watch human's copulate, properly. Not in dream form. Using anything around you to show us the carnal form of humanity rutting with their desires. Fuck each other, fuck the audience, fuck yourselves! I just wish to once more experience reality of a few over the dreams of many.

If you read that quest, it is a standing order we have with the guild. Anytime any human wants to take the challenge their rewards are based on how much we enjoy ourselves. It is a simple quest, but I must ask if you accept before we continue."

The four of us looked at each other, then the bed, then each other again. The Succubae around us all still cheering encouragement as we considered the challenge.

"So we just... fuck?" Kazuma asked in a tone of wondering if it was that easy.

The huge woman smiled at him. "Yes dear. Do make it interesting, won't you?"

Chapter 30: Succubus Part 2: Devilish Delights

Summary:

Indulging in sin.

Chapter Text

So that was the challenge. Fuck in front of Succubae, including their queen, in order to satisfy their craving for real sex. Becoming porn stars for demons.

"When can we start?!" I asked excitedly, rubbing my hands in excitement. "I for one am very ready!"

Sena tugged on my arm before I could answer for the group, whispering to me in a panic. "Mistress Darkness, I don't know how comfortable I am doing this!"

"Yeah, I don't know how democratic the decisions in the harem are, but I vote no as well." Chris admitted, looking around at the many eyes on them with worry.

I looked over to Kazuma to hear his opinion on the matter. He just shrugged, "Might be just that so many girls have said I'm good at sex, but I don't mind showing off a little."

Aqua was less sure of herself. "I dunno... I'm not against doing it in public but for the entertainment of demons feels icky..."

Their doubt began a wave of mumbling around the Succubae. All seemingly disappointed or irked at our sudden change of heart.

"Ehh? They're not gonna fuck? What was the point of setting this up then."

"Tch. I had to turn away a customer in order to see the fabled Godslayer and he can't even get his bitches in line?

"Oohh, dissention in the ranks. I wonder if the leader is up to the task?"

Xara gave me an unamused eyebrow. Panic was welling up inside me as my emotions went wild. I didn't want to disappoint such a large and sexy woman. I didn't want to awkwardly hand the costumes back and walk home in shame. And the idea that my friends felt like they weren't sexy seemed absurd to the point it angered me, they were the sexiest people ever!

This should be handled properly. I could relinquish this challenge, let us all go home and prepare for another day, but... they just need a little push to go for it. To really just let loose regardless of the arena and the Succubae.

It was time to be the owner of a harem.

Which meant maybe putting a little weight behind my words...

I mean, Aqua and Kazuma got their powerups, I think it's time I give myself a little skill treat as well!

"Don't worry guys, I'll take the lead on this one." I told them with a reassuring smile. "In fact: it's normal that I can take control of any room I want, and everyone in that room will do exactly as I say! That way you don't have to be scared about anything going wrong, tonight will be all on me."

Their attitudes seemed a little more relaxed at that. With the exception of Sena, still hiding her body behind Kazuma's to avoid the gaze of the many Succubae. Like a timid mouse, she looked so very frightened as the mood was shifting again.

"Sena, don't worry about it. The-" I began, though her face made me stop my next sentence abruptly.

She just, stood up. Stood up tall, adjusting her glasses and cocking her hip. A much more cool and calm demeanour than she had a few seconds ago. "Very well Mistress. In which position would you like me to be in first?"

I blinked at her personality shift. She'd been almost catatonic in fear, now she just... wasn't worried...

...it couldn't be, could it?

I thought the normality was just going to be ordering their bodies about. But... what if control meant something deeper?

"Aqua, touch your nose." I ordered and she quickly complied. That made sense, but to test... "Touching your nose makes you feel happy."

She beamed at me. "Woo! Yeah, it does! Thanks Darkness!" the Goddess giggled, reaching up a few more fingers to caress herself.

Oh my god. I turned to the caveman next. "Kazuma, feel shy."

He shrunk down a little, the usual confidence completely gone as he tried to cover his crotch. "Of course I feel shy! L-look at what you made me wear...!" He squeaked, looking around the room in a panic.

"Now feel empowered."

Once again his body language changed on a dime. He let go of his crotch and let in thwack against his leg, a bold smile on his face as he showed himself off to the litany of sexy demons. "Any ladies wanna ride the Kazutrain?" He chuckled heartily, grabbing Sena's ass and making out with her with wild abandon, to which she was completely fine with.

How... how much power have I given myself?

The ideas that suddenly swarmed my head as I had apparently given myself four dolls to play with. It's so impressive. This deserved one more big test before we all got down and dirty...

"Everyone feel so horny that it's like you're about to orgasm but can't push yourself over the edge!"

It was an order that hit much different.

Because I hadn't given just one person an order, I'd said everyone.

Succubae included.

I could feel the wave of heat as everything changed. It felt like the environment of the room was changed. An almost deafening moan exploded out from every single one of the demon women. The smell of arousal washed over my nostrils as their pussies were drenched with liquid. Even Queen Xara was gasping as she gripped her chair tightly. Panting in twitching madness as the edge of relief never came.

Kazuma's pole was viciously twitching with a waterfall of precum, and he was gawking openly at all the half naked women around him. His hand a blur as he tried to quell some of the maddening iron heat his dick was feeling. The three women weren't much better, their costumes almost immediately ruined from stains forming in their privates. Their nipples looked painfully hard as they tweaked and pulled at them over their costumes. Succubae were diving at each other, licking and fondling with all their skills for some kind of release.

And when I'd said everyone I meant everyone. I am so fucking horny right now. A fire in my soul has just erupted inside me, my loins are hotter than they've ever been. Insides itchy to the point of madness, knowing dick was the only cure. Hard, hot, thick dick. My hands doing nothing but stoking the bonfire of lust. Fuck, this is too much, I'm on my knees now, I've collapsed at how horny I've made myself! Have to... fuck... do something...

"E-e-e-everyone! CUM!" I managed to stammer out. Once more the moan of pleasure hit new peaks. My orgasm tore through me, the minute of edging insanity ripping into my soul at its peak. Stars in my eyes, hand drenched. But eventually my body's stress washed away in pleasurable moans. And once I could see again I saw that there was a shower of demonic pussy juice raining down around us.

The relief in the room was palpable.

"Holy fuccck..." Kazuma groaned, ropes of jizz spread across the stone floor and partly on the collapsed Aqua's legs. The Goddess just a puddle of gasps, unable to register that her treat was even there. Sena and Chris had been at least smart enough to land on the bed, lower bodies shaking at the mind blowing orgasm we'd all shared.

The Succubae weren't much better. Most panting happily at the experience, others lovingly cleaning up their impromptu partners in a drunken haze. Queen Xara tried to stay looking regal but the effect was still there on her too, unfocused eyes and a flush face on the giant woman.

I might have just given myself too much control. Not that I was going to give it back...

After a minute of post orgasmic recovery, we all got back up. Wiping our bodies of sweat and stretching ourselves from the intense feelings we'd all shared.

"That was... mighty impressive, Harem Knights." Complimented the Queen, wiping her brow from the accumulated sweat. The Succubae around the room were in a similar state, though some were just happily curled up in each other's arms. "I think you've already managed to satisfy us, consider your challenge complete! But if you'd like to stay for more fun then please go ahead."

"Well, that was easy!" Chirped Aqua as she scooped some of Kazuma's cum off her leg. "Shall we go back home?"

"No way!" I blurted out. I was too excited for my growing plans to do anything of the sort. "W-we never even accepted the challenge! Shouldn't we stay and get the reward properly? You want that."

Aqua's mood grew happier as she accepted my order. "Sure! We already had a big O so why not get the proper spending money from these demons."

I smiled. Then my smile grew a little deeper. My breath panting as my horny body planned and planned. Trickling streams of juice down my leg began picking up speed as more ideas flooded in.

"Queen Xara! We all happily accept the challenge!" I declared, a tired wash of celebratory cheers washing over the crowd. "We will make sure you and your subjects are particularly entertained this evening!"

The tall woman leaned her head in her hand and gave an amused smirk. "Very good~." The Succubus Queen hummed, though then looked a little sadder. "My only order is that you leave my body out of your fun. None have touched me since my husband died, and you humans cannot handle the magics inside me from a lifetime of unresolved stress."

I pouted at that news, sort of wanting a chance to smother myself in her expansive chest, but it was an order from the Queen. No getting around that...

"I understand. But, if you're not available... how about your throne?"

She chuckled down at me. "I think you and I will get along well, Lady Darkness."

After a shared acknowledgement of horny intentions, Queen Xara was happy to share her chair. She didn't vacate it, just let me put Kazuma right in between her legs. Nuzzling up inside his own thigh throne. After I reminded Queen Xara that it was normal for no one to judge her if we used her body as a pillow she was all for it. Kazuma felt extremely content to rest his head back in her valley of breasts while he awaited my instructions.

So now this slutty bunny just needs to begin the challenge.

Be still, my heart. Thumping in my chest so hard. All this excitement might send me to an early grave. Though it would certainly be worth it.

My hand flew up to my oldest friend. "Chris, feel horny!"

Her face looked surprised for a moment before a red blush spread over her face. "S-so I'm going first, huh?"

My raised hand swung round, "Now, feel especially horny for Kazuma!"

Her eyes locked onto him while she swayed back and forth. Chris' breathing got much deeper as she stared at him, hugging her body a little tighter as she did.

The cheerleader didn't even notice when I began rubbing her shoulders, pointing her to Kazuma as I whispered in her ear. "Chris, you just love the smell of his dick. You can smell it from where you're standing and it makes you so~ horny. It makes your body feels hotter as you get closer to it, but stay where you are."

The Goddess' breathing was very heavy now. Her nose trying to drag her body closer to the mystical aroma she now felt drawn to, even stumbling forward to gulp a large amount of him. Not caring that she'd broken my order, just feeling so good as she stood a little bit closer to that wonderful smell.

"Okay, now crawl over to him but don't touch him."

Chris didn't care about how she looked anymore, just speedily crawling over to the man in the chair to take a huge inhale of the air around his open cock. She looked like a feline who'd just discovered catnip. Her hips were swaying back and forth behind her, showing everyone in the room how excited she was growing.

"Smell so good..." She slurred into his crotch, mere millimetres from his twitching tool. Kazuma just gulped down at the image of a cute Goddess sniffing him so lewdly.

I moved to sit next to the two, loving the way they were staring at each other in excitement. "Now, rub your panties on Kazuma's face. Show him just how wet you are for him."

She quickly jumped up Xara's leg and flipped her miniskirt up. Her white panties with a purple lace had a massive damp zone and were clinging to her skin to show the outline of her camel toe. Not that I got a good look since she rapidly pressed Kazuma's nose into her lower lips to drag herself up and down him. "K-Kazuma... please l-look how wet I am..." she gasped, using his face to make herself feel even better. A smear of her juices running up his face and cheek. "You've made me feel so tingly..."

"Kazuma, stick your tongue out. Chris, let him taste your juices through your panties."

The adventurer with an overly excited look in his eye pushed his tongue out as far as it could go, and with a gulp Chris moved her pussy down until she could feel his warm mouth on her lower lips. Her silky white panties resting delicately on him while she had a hand in his hair for balance. And, even though I hadn't commanded it, I saw that Kazuma couldn't help flexing his taster to make the goddesses' body shake ever so slightly.

I snapped my fingers at my next puppet. "Sena! Get horny for Kazuma and come rub your panties on his face too!"

The once serious and well respected prosecutor gulped. I moved myself down to the front of the chair and watched in real time as her already stained nurse outfit became even wetter, as her excitement grew for the boy she was approaching. Standing on the Succubus' other leg, she began rubbing her thin laced panties onto whatever space wasn't taken up by Chris. Another smear running down his cheek as her white lingerie quickly pressed together into more of a g-string.

"Now tell him exactly how you're feeling."

Sena bucked her hips into Kazuma, hands in his hair as she rode his face. "I f-feel... good! H-hot! Very embarrassed!"

I smiled at her honesty. "Kazuma, give the ladies turns with your expert cunnilingus."

His tongue suddenly swiped up around Chris' panties to drag them into his mouth, sucking on her juices as he dragged them down her thighs. All while he moved his hand up to prep Sena, squeezing her rump and fingering her asshole at the same time. Both women who had been feeling extra aroused by Kazuma had already melted into his actions with feverish abandon. The Goddess of Luck moaning whorishly at the boy's tongue entering her messy hole.

I decided I would be the lucky girl to suck on Kazuma's throbbing pole. Looking back to the last girl to be picked, "Aqua, your thoughts are focused on how much you want to eat out my ass while I go down on Kazuma."

Her eyes shot down to my rear. "Gonna eat your big assss." Aqua hissed, collapsing to her knees and rushing me over to me at the throne.

I quickly began suckling the caveman's mighty meat. It was at full mast from Chris and Sena's titillating rubbing so I was free to enjoy him in his absolute entirety. My lips soaking his cock with all the drool I'd been generating looking at him. After moving my tail out the way Aqua quickly dove into her meal, tongue diving deep into my asshole as the always greedy Goddess lapped up my taste. She squeezed my rump together with all her strength, moving them into her face to squeeze her cheeks with mine, desperate and focused in her attempts to eat me out.

With a few kisses I briefly disconnected from Kazuma's cock. "Can I get some audience participation to help me suck this massive rod?"

Two succubae swooped in at breakneck speeds, tongues wrapping around his cockhead by the time I'd finished my sentence. One had long green hair and a well filled out body, while the other had short pink hair and looked a little more petit. They were both slobbering over Kazuma's cock all the same though. Moaning at the sheer size of him, long Succubus tongues circling around it and cleaning him for all the taste they could find. The two were near the top of his cock while my mouth ran up and down the majority of it, sucking hard with my lips and guiding his cum to escape his balls from the tip.

"Such a treat to be so close to the action~" Queen Xara mewled, giggling at the smaller humans as they tickled her thighs with the thrusting. "You're all dripping in such perver~se sexuality."

None of us responded, our mouths either busy sucking or moaning.

Kazuma held out a decent amount of time considering he had to deal with the stimulation of three women on his dick while licking two pussies. But even God's will is not immortal, and soon he was groaning out in pleasure, a muffled warning being blurted out inside Chris' pussy. His cum shot straight upwards, showering the three of us with it as we moved to try and catch it from the air.

His orgasm cascaded to the rest of us. Aqua's tonguing was too amazing to ignore as I caught a rope of jizz and came from just his taste. Chris and Sena went roughly the same time, the two making out above Kazuma as he squeezed the nurse's clit and drove his tongue deep into the cheerleader.

And as I suckled down his musty, delicious cum... well, let's just say my switch got flipped harder than it ever had been.

To the point that... for the next couple of hours, time becomes a bit of a blur.

think we moved back to the bed, I know there was a lot of touching, I feel like I orgasmed a lot, and I can remember the taste of so many people...

Really though, my mind was lost that night to the drunken haze of power and pleasure.

So, instead of giving the full play by play, I'll be doing the highlight reel of fun orders I gave to give the idea of how our challenge went down. And all the thrills and spills that went along with it:


"Aqua loves to get pampered." I explained to five Succubae I picked from the crowd. That one wasn't even a change, that's just Aqua. "So please provide much love to this woman." I ordered, guiding them to the woman sitting on the bed.

The seductive women circled the bluenette with obvious intentions. Bouncing breasts and thick asses easily hypnotising the poor girl into an eager twitchiness. "D-demons..." She reminded herself, but it was a quiet voice that was dying out quickly. Especially when hands started gliding up her thighs, then more massaged her shoulders, and her hand was lost to gentle kissing. The Succubae were professionals, quietly attending to the soft whimpers of their target and scanning her constantly to know where to move next. Methodical exploration of the Goddess' body making a shaky desire bloom inside her.

I decided to speed the process along even more. "Relax." I commanded Aqua, seeing the stress of her predicament melt away. Her body fell back a little into a Succubus, bare breasts now supporting her head to give her a weightless feeling. "Relax into their touch." I ordered again, now making Aqua drift into a blissful wide smile. "Every kiss makes you feel relaxed. When you relax you feel amazing. Every place they kiss is relaxed." My soothing voice touched her content ears. The Succubae all followed the idea, lips latching onto Aqua at various points. Goosebumps of pleasure appearing on the sensitive girls skin from where each of them kissed. Her nipples, belly, toes, knees, forehead, were all pampered with precious demon lips and the Goddess couldn't be happier.

I left her to her relaxing when I saw her legs instinctively open wider for a red haired Succubus to kiss somewhere a little wetter.

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"Sena, dominate me and talk dirty doing it."

She gave me a look with those serious eyes then slapped me round the face with her nurse's glove. "You will speak when spoken to, Mistress." the smooth voice of hers swayed over to me as I nursed my cheek, but I wasn't able to rest long. Sena jamming two fingers inside me as she glared at me piercingly. "Now, am I going to get to smush our tight little slut-pussies together, or are you going to clean my cunt with your tongue? Such a dirty minded bitch like yourself should be able to make an easy decision like that, hmm?"

"Y-yes..." I stammered. I've created a sexy monster. Confidence lost Sena is cute, but confidently dominant Sena hits my buttons. "Smush. Let's scissor, please!"

Her glare didn't drop but it was accompanied by a coy smile. "Good choice." The nurse purred and with one hand pushed me onto the bed. Before I even registered what happened Sena was standing over me, one leg between my thighs and the other to my right. "Stop just lying there, move your thick fucking legs to kiss my dripping snatch with your sloppy bunny lips."

I nodded, ready to follow her commands. My legs shot my ass up as high as I could until our pelvises were barely touching. Both our panties had been ripped long back so it was easy to just rub our lubricated crotches together, my clit was tickled by her entrance and made me moan out.

But it wasn't enough to properly stimulate the woman above me, standing just a little too tall. "Ugh, must I do everything?" She huffed in frustration. Then, in what seemed like a blur, swooped her left arm and leg under my right, dragging me up as she stood back up while draping me over her. My meaty thigh on her tight abdomen, my ankle in her bosom, and most importantly my pussy was much closer to hers. "Now I'll show you how you really fuck."

Our cunts thrust together. Juices mixing in our honeypots as Sena violently dominated me over and over again.

"All that meat and all you can do is throw it around with no grace." Sena growled, squeezing my thigh between her fingers. The Nurse then snapped her fingers at one of the demons in the stands. "You! Succubus! Sit on this idiot's face. I don't even want to hear her worthless moans any longer."

My world view was quickly blocked by a cute tomboy looking Succubus with a happy smile planting herself atop me. If I had the time I might have noticed that Sena had chosen the girl who talked to her earlier, but I was too busy lapping the sweet taste of demon.

A few minutes of sopping wet heat and pleasure later the three of us came together. Sena collapsing between my tired legs as the Succubus fell down to make out with me, eager cuteness to clean my soaked face.

When I finally sat back up Sena looked very worried.

"I-I hope that was alright Mistress... I often roleplayed being the dom in my fantasies but I can't help but feel like I pushed too far in places and-and-a-"

Our tongues intertwined to shut her up.

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"Aqua, Chris, right now nothing matters more to you than making out with each other. You love it so much. The rest of the world will fade away as you passionately feel each other's mouths."

The two Goddesses, once somewhat bitter rivals, now stared lovingly into each others mouths. Sharing air, tongues and saliva back and forth. Unable to process where they were, just burning with heat from the love they were indulging in. Two heavenly souls, two soft bodies...

"Okay Kazuma, stick your dick in there."

He gave me an incredulous look. "Where the fuck do you come up with this shit Darkness."

The two were kneeling on the floor, still trying to jam their lips together like it was the most important thing in the world. He walked up slowly, as if trying not to spook them, and carefully slipped his dick in between their mouths. They didn't notice him, didn't try and bat him away, it was an unimportant hindrance compared to making out. Their tongues swirled around his pole, trying to get back to each other even with the meat in the way.

Kazuma guided his pole up and down the odd suction he was trapped in. He even decided to help the two girls by making their mouths feel like pussies, moans increasing as their mouths just barely touched around his cock.

Eventually all the stimulation was too much for Kazuma and he let his load off while dousing the kissing goddesses. They were still too focused on each other to notice, but Aqua's moaning did get more pronounced when her favourite treat suddenly dripped down into their shared mouth.

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I tied my bunny ears around Kazuma's face, covering his eyes while instructing a few of the girls around us. "Alright girls, heads on the floor and rears in the air."

They followed my instructions perfectly, a line up of delectable canyons all surrounding the two of us who sat on the bed. I leant in close to whisper to the boy about to have a lot of fun. "Kazuma, close your eyes and no peeking. We're going to use your cock to play a new game called 'find a hole, fuck a hole'. I'm sure you can figure out the rules, but know that when you find a hole you have to go at it with everything you have, got it?"

His cock bobbed with anticipation in his lap and the Succubae all giggled at the movement. "Aye aye Darkness." He mumbled after I wiped some drool from his mouth.

As he stood up I gave one last order to the ones on the floor. "Girls, no sounds as Kazuma searches but know that you really want him to find one of your holes."

All the upturned asses all started swaying around and bumping into each other as Kazuma slowly spun his dick around like he was dousing for pussy. I had told the girls no noise, but I could tell he was enjoying the moans of joy or frustration as he passed over so many eager women.

Then he reached forwards and tapped a girl with his hand, taking a chance with his luck stat. His demeanour changed instantly when he touched the blonde Succubus from earlier. His fingers scrambled around the girl, searching for his goal with a frantic hunger. She moaned out when his index suddenly plunged into her, using it as guidance for his blind eyes to shoot his thick arrow into her in one violent motion.

"Oh fuck!" The Succubus shouted, "M-My ass! It's my~guh~ he's not- ~fuuuuh~" His thrusts were relentless, pushing her further to the ground until her arms and legs were flat, scraping along the floor for anything to hold on to this wild ride. "-uuuuck yes! Kazuma! Please ravage my demon assshole!"

She surrendered fully to his chaotic embrace. The ruthless Kazuma's orders were to fill her, and fill her he did. Repeatedly, jerking his hips as wildly as he could to please his aching cock in the winning hole. Using her tail as a guide to thrust even harder until the deed was done.

The Succubae around him all whined in need, wanting to be the one who he was plunging into. Some reaching down to try and emulate his motions in their own asses, imagining how it would be if they won.

"Girls, keep each other wet and ready but don't lose your positions for Round 2!" I giggled, "Also, we have a special presentation from our cheerleader for this one!"

Chris glared at me, raising her pom-poms. "Give me a K."

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"Aqua! Lick that succubus!"

She looked down at the inviting bat woman then back to me with a deep frown. "Ehhh? Why do you want me to sully my goddess tongue by licking a lowly demon woman? Wouldn't you rather I lick Kazuma?"

"No. Lick her."

Aqua pouted hard but could not disobey. She leant over and dabbed the tiniest part of her tongue onto the woman's lower lips but then darted back, hoping she'd passed my little demand. "No, LICK her. As deep as you can." Aqua's relief washed away back to the slight cringe she had. Then, with a mild sigh, brought her tongue down across the demon's belly.

Once she'd touched the Succubus skin Aqua recoiled a little in shock. Looking down to see if she'd been mistaken but then diving back in the tongue the cute demon's belly button.

"Woah!" She gave a few more licks. "How do you taste like Kazuma's cum mixed into Darkness' pussy?!"

"We always taste the taste you desire the most. It's another way to give you pleasure by drawing you in with your favourite flavour."

Aqua could get used to these demon's tricks. And the juices leaking from this demon's incredibly tasty pussy.

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While on all fours on the ground I turned my head to excitedly yell, "Chris! Lay on top of my body!"

"O-okay..." She replied timidly. Awkwardly climbing on top of me. The thief was much smaller than me so while her pelvis rested on my bubble butt her head only reached my shoulder blades. Her cheek nestled sideways into me while supporting herself by wrapping her body around mine.

"Kazuma! Fuck her while using me as a table!"

"What?!" Chris yelped in surprise. But before she could complain there was already a thick pole shooting inside her. "Unng!"

Kazuma just took the order as he should, with eager joy at the tight hole squeezed around him. Chris clawed at my back, trying to get a purchase for where to hold on for balance but being knocked around easily by Kazuma's thrusting. I held firm, Chris' face buried into my back and Kazuma's thick nuts bumping my ample rear. And soon there was a flow of pussy juice coating not only the two of them but my lower half as well.

Chris gasped out at the confusing heat. "Darkness... you're so hard. This is so weird, but fuck you feel good~"

Kazuma decided to reach down and feel for himself, thrusting a finger into my bunny hole as he held Chris firmly with his other hand. "Hope my table doesn't mind a little bit of foreplay." He chuckled, easily building a rhythm for both of us.

The mewling cheerleader reached around my shaking body and suddenly groped my breasts. Giggling at the sensation combined with the other oddities. "I-I've always wanted to feel these things properly. -guh- Not just through y-your armour or in a hug, really feel these huge fatty tits that guys love." Chris said with hot breath on my neck. "I can see the appeal. They're so soft and fun to play with. I can't even reach far enough around you to pinch your nipples they're that big!"

"A-and I can feel your perky tits on my back Chris." I gasped out from her pulling, "I've never told you this before, but I'm occasionally jealous of your natural beauty."

"E-eh? You?" She blinked. "I don't know what... what... w-nnnffffuuckk" Her entire body began tensing up in orgasm, sensitivity from Kazuma's thrusting becoming too much for her. Her sudden and explosive tightness causing him to evacuate his balls inside her at the same time, pulling out to coat both our rears in his seed.

Kazuma left the two of us to snuggle sweetly in our eternal friendship embrace.

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I brought Sena over to a collection of Succubae who were indulging in each other. "Could you girls please include my secretary?"

One widely opened her arms to the embarrassed woman, "Sure! C'mere Sena!"

She guided her to where I'd interrupted them, making out with the dark blue haired Succubus giving off a motherly vibe. Then, when the nurse shyly complied, the friendly Succubus moved down to kiss their orgies newest addition in her sopping pussy. Once more Sena felt so grateful to be a part of this harem, her needs perhaps never feeling as met as they were these last few days.

"You know, Sena's very fond of frog tongues." I giggled as I walked away. Sena's eyes grew wide as the two women who were taking care of her changed their tongues to a very distinct shape that Sena knew very well...

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"Kazuma! Anytime you spank anyone in the room they'll instantly orgasm!"

"R-really?" He asked in awe, looking at his hands like he'd just been given ultimate power. Kazuma was currently inside the pink haired Succubus we'd first met from reception. She was already a sweaty mess of drool and moans so when Kazuma suddenly cracked his hand against her ass she basically couldn't handle the pleasure. Her insides constricted around the mighty Kazucock tightly, rippling as her body convulsed in pure explosive joy.

The receptionist Succubus fell forwards, breathing heavily... until Kazuma spanked her two more times in rapid succession. The dominant male in him bursting forth as he slammed his spear into her hole more through the spasms and screams.

I watched Kazuma's evil grin happily from the edge of the bed with my own Succubus nestled into my crotch. Standing with weak legs, I was grinding my pussy into the muscular Akane's face. The cool look she'd maintained before now lost to desire, rapidly licked my lips as if she needed my fluids to live. Which, I guess with Succubae they kinda do, but I wasn't hear to argue semantics.

Aqua whined and tugged my arm when she saw how much fun Kazuma was having. "Darkness! Gimme that one too!"

"Fine fine, anytime Aqua spanks anyone they orgasm toOOOO!" I screamed when she gave me a grateful whip crack of her fingers. I flooded the Akane's mouth with my sudden orgasmal fluids, the scruffy succubus moaning in delight at my raw taste.

"Thanks Darkness~!" Aqua sang merrily. The Goddess then spat into her hands, rubbing them while licking her lips hungrily at the mass of bodies around her.

She set to work immediately, slapping ass after ass and hearing the delectable moans of instant orgasms call out. The Goddess was merciless. Maybe she felt like this was the only way to get over some of her stress of sleeping with demons. Maybe the writhing forms of a squishy succubus was better than Aqua would care to admit. Or maybe the Goddess just liked making people cum without having to put in that much work. Whatever the reason for the next few minutes the rhythm of the room had an underlying beat of slaps and moans. Only stopping to lick her hand or watch a particularly pleasured person. Sena crying out loudest when Aqua decided to drum a little on the nurse's rear and watch the stoic women beg.

Aqua managed to circle nearly the entire room, giving almost everyone a sudden orgasm, until she returned to the bed where the caveman was just finishing up his own conquest.

Kazuma wiped his brow as he pulled out of the overflowing receptionist. He probably went a bit overboard on her, but she was always the one who'd greeted him to the café yet had never treated him, so the desire for her body had grown quite a lot.

He looked down at his work when suddenly a blue haired Goddess appeared on Kazuma's dick, suckling his head to suck up the last flow from his balls.

"N-nice clean-up techniiique..." The adventurer complimented as her mouth vacuumed around his length, "I-if you want some more there's some in the SuccCGGKAUCKK!" He suddenly yelped out when both Aqua's hands landed on his rear. He hadn't even been hard but the slap sent a new stream of cum through his penis and into the Goddess' mouth. Kazuma gripped her head hard for stability, the sudden pleasure from back to back jizzes attacking his brain fiercely. Aqua just gulped and gulped, pushing Kazuma in as far as she could with her hands on his ass.

Kazuma fell back on the bed, shell-shocked at the rawness of it all. Aqua licked up any and all cum that had leaked around her mouth. A giggle of excitement escaping her once she felt the warmth of Kazuma's cum fill up her belly, but still seeing more pouring out of his other conquest.

Aqua was licking up the pink haired Succubus and missed when Kazuma slowly rose up behind her. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! "AAIIEEEE!" She screamed, orgasms racking her body hard.

"You damn slutty Goddess! Couldn't even wait for me to get hard again?!" He roared, not letting her even come up with a defence as he attacked her butt again and again and again. Ignoring her pleas for mercy, only stopping briefly to slap me as well when I pushed my ass next to Aqua's.

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"Chris, you really feel like using some of your thief skills right now." I purred into my Goddess' ear.

She gulped at the realisation, "Yes..." The thief hissed, before I could elaborate she raised her hand that began glowing white. "STEAL" Chris yelled, Sena's lacy bra suddenly appearing in her hands, making the prosecutor yelp a little but not enough to stop being eaten out by a Succubus.

I gave her a look as she presented the bra to me. "Um, yeah, I was thinking more you want to use bind right now." I explained properly, handing her a rope one of the workers had given me. "The Succubus who most wants to be tied up will appear in front of us right now!" I exclaimed to the room loudly. One of the Succubae from the crowd floated over with a happy expression. She had dark red hair done up in a ponytail, a near full body stocking on, and a pair of cute square glasses to give the impression she was well read.

"I looove being tied up, Lady Darkness!" The Succubus explained, already holding her hands behind her back and kneeling in front of us as she waited expectedly for the inevitable.

I smiled down at the eager thing, "That's good, cause Chris just got a new temporary but intense fetish for tying people up."

"BIND!" Chris once more yelled, not wasting any time with what she wanted. A flash of white accompanying her to lash the ropes across the body stocking of the happy Succubus. Both girls were moaning as the trapped body of the girl was helpless to do anything but writhe on the ground.

Chris stared in complete awe at the redhead she'd constricted. "She's completely helpless... I-I can do anything to her..." The Goddess' eye twitched, dropping down to her knees to inspect the woman's confinement. Demon skin shuddered at the touch, Chris deciding to just tighten the rope a little more making it even harder for the girl to escape.

I nudged her butt with my foot, pushing Chris forward off her balance. She caught herself easily, but squeezing two handfuls of Succubreast. "Yes, now why don't you spend some time performing every perverse act that even glances over your brain on her?"

In a blur the thief had latched her mouth onto demonic nipples and was sucking hard. Her hands were already moving to rip the body stocking in various places before switching her mouth to licking a new spot. Messy slobber doused the soft girl as the Goddess of Luck dove into her perversity.

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At one point I just had Kazuma try to use his instincts on the most amount of women he physically could.

Eleven. Eleven was the stunning amount he could get to moan at once, and that's with none of them assisting each other.

I'd made sure to pick out the ones who could fly to make it easier to position them around the room. One wrapped her legs around his head. There was a Succubus riding both his hands, both his shoulders, and another pair grinding on each of his feet/ankles. One was holding herself in a full nelson and flying her pussy into his dick, while another had a sudden fetish for rimming his ass. The final pair of Succubae were hard to squeeze in, Kazuma already needing to stand spread out to fit them all on his body, but when I told them they could orgasm from licking his chest and back enough, they found a way.

Kazuma couldn't move much from the strange pyramid of pleasure, but he was still somehow managing to get the job done. Just being there, a rigid beacon of strength under sexual pressure, was enough for some of the girls who rubbed their juices into his skin.

His number grew to thirteen when both Queen Xara and myself shared in their collective orgasm.


And so the commands just kept coming and coming. Queen Xara praised my efforts, clapping when something particularly entertaining happened. I noticed at one point she did try some of the white sauce dripping out of one of her subjects, seemingly enjoying the brief betrayal of her one rule. Though she was more than happy to masturbate to the scenes as I rapid fired them around the room.

"Kazuma! Jizz into her armpit!"

"You love cleaning Sena's feet with your tongue!"

"Get anally fucked by that Succubus' tail, Aqua!"

"Watch out everyone! Now Chris is the panty sniffing pervert!"

"You two 69 in the air! And you two join them by licking their asses!"

I couldn't stop. The power was intoxicating and everyone kept begging me for more. We only ended up crescendoing when I felt physically worn out, collapsing on the bed next to Kazuma.

The Succubae all lay around the room, filled with contentment and sperm. Queen Xara the only one still standing but clearly enjoying herself from the erotic swills that spun around us, chatting calmly to one of her subjects while stroking herself. The air was thick with sweat and salt, forming the cloud of lust we all bathed in.

"Mmmm, Kazuma. Your man juice is sooo tasty." Purred one Succubus still sucking on his dick as he tiredly let out another huge load of cum for the demon. It drizzled down her face as she happily licked it into her mouth. "I could just eat and eat it all day."

My mind was absentmindedly listening. It was mostly distracted by the tongue of a cutie diving as far as she could. "I know why you guys love it so much" I purred in sexual ecstasy, sighing as I nearly drifted off before saying, "Kazuma’s jizz is normally addictive to succubae, right?"

Chapter 31: Succubus Part 3: Shouldn't Have Said That

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"Kazuma’s jizz is normally addictive to succubae, right?"

Time, for the next few seconds, was a blur.

The succubus that was eating me out scooped me up into her hands and raised me over her head. My body was quickly dragged upwards across the room and I landed in a confused pile with the other girls of my party. Sitting up and blinking in confusion I was just in time to see them slam a cage door. Bars of iron surrounding us. We were all bewildered as the cage swung back and forth, connected to the ceiling by a single iron chain.

The mood had switched so suddenly I was still processing what had happened. All of us looked at each other and then the cage.

"Uhh, wuhzzhappenin?" Aqua asked somewhat bleary eyed, having passed out about ten minutes ago and now being rudely awakened in the cage on top of Chris. Before the Thief could ask her to move though, they jumped when a fist crashed onto a metal pole.

"Quiet!" A black haired flying Succubus hissed. "It's all ours! You get none of the addictive seed!"

Oh no.

I looked down through the bars to see a very scared looking Kazuma about to be pounced on by several dozen Succubae.

"HOLY MFMFFFF-!!"

"KAZUMA!" I cried out, prompting the other three to follow my sight down to the bed. "Let him go!" I ordered the flying woman, but she just snarled at me in response. Once more slamming the cage and flicking a demonic tongue at me menacingly.

It was then I got a good look at her. Where once sexuality oozed from every pocket of the Succubus, now a demonic aura of rage surrounded her. Eyes thin, like a cat about to strike its prey. A scowl on her pretty mouth, teeth looking sharper and jagged as a shark. She even stood different, hunched over and battle ready. All around the room it seemed like this was the norm now, the selection of sexy succubae now grotesque gargoyles who desired only one thing anymore: Kazuma's ball juice.

And it was all my fault.

Kazuma's screams filled the room, only muffled by the writhing mass of moans that swirled around him. It was like he was cocooned in hot women.

"Kazuma!" I once more wailed, trying to stretch the bars with my strength but to no avail. "Just hold-"

“Shut the fuck up.” Snapped the black haired demon. A demonic foot extended and kicked me in the face hard, shoving me back on top of Chris who had just gotten Aqua off her. "This cock’s too good to share with you bitches. We’ll let him go once we've been properly serviced." The Succubus hissed.

Sena looked down through the bars in a panic. "I-I think they’re going to kill him! Not even Satou Kazuma could survive that many Succubae sucking his soul!"

"NO!" I yelped in fear. I tried to race to the edge of the cage again but the sharp toothed demon just swiped at me again before I could. My mind was racing in rushed feelings, but I tried to focus on using the item that got me into this mess. "I-I can fix this! Um, it’s normal-"

I was cut off by Aqua slamming her hands loudly into the cage. "Hey! Shitty slut-demons! I knew it was wrong of us to trust you! Now hands off that dick! That cum belongs to me and my harem! I won’t let you suck it dry and kill Kazuma!" She yelled, a powerful fury growing in her even with the underlying greed.

The Succubus just chuckled back amusedly. "Back off whore. He’s ours now."

The goddess didn’t take kindly to that, clenched fists suddenly glowing with bright white energy.

I tried to get between her and the cage, "Aqua wait! Let me say it’s nor-"

"No time Darkness! MOVE!" She shouted and slammed her fist into the floor instead. The cage was destroyed instantly. Poles and debris crashed downwards, clanging against stone and alerting all the demons. We'd been about 10 feet off the ground so it wasn't a particularly soft landing. Aqua and Chris had enough godly dexterity to land somewhat presentably, but I crashed into my back hard. It winded me but thankfully my defence was high enough that it didn't hurt too bad and I even managed to catch Sena on my stomach.

The crash had scared the demons enough for them to stop and look at us. We were finally able to barely see Kazuma amongst a sea of Succubae. Dazed, slightly scratched, and covered in lipstick marks.

Aqua and Chris burst into attack positions first. Aqua boldly declaring: "Kazuma! Don't worry! We're going to save you!"

"No need." He sated calmly. "I'm good."

They blinked. That took the wind out of their sails.

"...eh?"

He gave a lecherous grin to the demons around him. "Come back later, I think I can handle these lovely ladies for a few more rounds."

Sena got off me but only moved to hide behind the Goddesses. "M-Master Satou Kazuma! These women will likely end up ending your life if you let them continue!" she squeaked.

"Yeah? So?" Kazuma shrugged, annoyance almost growing in his tone. "Just get Aqua to revive me."

She clicked her tongue at that, "I'm not some rental revival ser-!" She started but was held back by the smaller Goddess placing a hand on her shoulder.

Chris shuffled in place with a worried look. "Uhh, Kazuma..."

"Kazuma here."

"You might not know this. But when a demon sucks your sexual lifeforce, they're also sucking a little bit of your soul." She explained, looking at the surrounding Succubae with a worried look. "It's normally alright since your soul recovers after a day, but if they end up killing you... there won't be any soul in heaven for Aqua to revive."

He blinked a few times at that news.

"So. This death would be..."

"Permanent."

He took one calm breath, processing that information.

"Well. What the FUCKING HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! GET ME OUT OF HEREEEE!!!!!" He roared and the entire scene exploded into action.

Dozens of Succubae began flying around us at high speeds. A blitz of claws and wings in the small stone room.

Aqua and Chris were already swiping away at the fog of women, using their heavenly auras to hurt them quite badly from the sounds of things. They were back to back and pinned down, but the Succubae weren't penetrating their defence either.

Kazuma had become lost to the cocoon again. "Goddammit!" He screamed, "Why did I ever think a quest could go well with this party?! Even a sexy quest isn't immune to our fuckups! YAAHHOWCH! WHO BITES A MAN'S ARMPIT?!"

Sounds of battle, sounds of screaming and screeching... we'd had such a different atmosphere just minutes ago.

And I, meanwhile, was on the floor.

Battered, winded, but deemed worthless or normal enough to not attack right now. "Okay, time to end this." I panted as I sat up. "It's normal that Kazuma's juice isn't addictive to Succubae! It's just regular tasty!"

Nothing changed.

All the Succubae swirled around us. Screaming, hissing, scraping along the walls or Kazuma.

"Dammit, is there no... like, undo option?" I whined while pulling at the earring. "Um, it's normal that the Succubae all fall asleep, right now!"

Aqua whined as a something scratched her arm. Kazuma yelped about someone pulling his pubic hair. But nothing had stopped.

Why weren't the earrings working?!

"Oi! Lower in the harem thief!" Aqua angrily swiped another Succubus out of the sky with her staff. Heavenly light making the demon crash into a nearby bunkbed.

Chris blocked one of her own before giving Aqua an annoyed look. "Are you really going to call me that from now on?"

Aqua didn't even bother answering. Too determined in her fight. "Go get Kazuma, I'll hold em off!"

The thief didn't argue with that. Looking back at their goal amongst the rabble of demonic women. She tried to gauge a good time to run in, but there wasn't an apparent weak spot to the cocoon.

"Just go!" The blunette barked. Chris charged forwards, knives in hand. "SACRED REFLECT!" Aqua shouted again. A row of pure white barriers suddenly appeared on either side of Chris. Succubae that were charging her were bouncing off of them left and right. A sneaky tunnel to Kazuma was perfect for the thief to charge ahead to the bed.

She got close, knives glowing white with heavenly power as she jumped up and slashed the bed. "Sacred slash!" She shouted. A beam of light exploded from the floor, shattering the frame and tearing the mattress. Then another beam shot cascaded out after that one, destroying more of the bed and burning a few of the outlying Succubae. Then, as the third beam threatened to free Kazuma, Chris was swooped up from the ground in a giant hand.

"I don't think that will be happening." Came a smooth voice that had captured the thief.

The Queen. Everything had changed so quickly I nearly forgot about her. Her hands were large enough to easily hold Chris' arms and keep her pinned in the air as she just flailed her legs uselessly at her. "Ngh! Let me go!" she struggled, but the Queen's strength was too high.

Aqua couldn't save her, she was duelling with a particularly competent Succubus who had their own weapon and was fencing the Goddess to a standstill.

“Agh! Those stupid earrings of your Darkness!” Kazuma screamed through the mass of women. “Why’d you have to remind them of something so threatening!? AAAHHH!!”

I scrambled to my feet, rushing to go save my friend. Desperate for these stupid earrings to work! "Please! It’s normal for the succubae to let us all go! OOMPH!"

A blonde monster girl jumped on me and pinned me to the ground. Snarling in my face. "Sorry! Not feeling very normal right now, feeling hungry!"

Wait a minute.

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~Flashback~

"By the way girl." Vanir said after everyone had exited the shop to go to the portal. "Moi forgot to mention, but those earrings don't work on beasts."

Darkness frowned. "Yeah, I figured that one out already. I went out for a morning jog and even though I was staring right at those frogs and told them it was normal to attack me they did nothing." Her arms folded in frustration. But then looked back over at him with a quizzical eyebrow. "Why bring this up now? Is Alcanretia about to be attacked by Orcs?! Trolls?! A Dragon!?"

Vanir just rolled his eyes at the ridiculous woman's apparent death wish. "Just a... premonition of potential events. Moi did agree to have your back on such matters after all."

~End Flashback~

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The blonde Succubus snapped her jaw at me. I had to quickly bring my hands in to keep her jaw from clamping on my face. My fingers amongst her jagged teeth as she still wildly scrambled to bite me.

CRAP! I forgot these things don’t work on beasts! And right now these Succubae are running on their base instincts to fuck and consume more of Kazuma’s love sauce. They're nothing more than rutting beasts!

...lucky...

NO! Focus! Bad slut brain! Everyone's in deep trouble!

My strength was all that was holding back this demon from seriously hurting me. Her hands tried to get around my arms but couldn't make it to my face, but she was kneeling on my stomach and I couldn't use my legs to get her off me. It was a brutal stalemate. One that was edging her way as her beastly desires grew and pushed those teeth closer to me.

CRACK!

The briefcase containing the relics slammed into the Succubus' face. She reeled across the room, hitting on of the legs of the bed in a lump. Relics and paperwork were strewn about the floor, but I was freed from her grasp.

"Mistress! Are you alright!?" I heard my saviour squeak from above me. Sena quickly helped me to my feet.

I got up somewhat shakily, hugging my secretary momentarily. "Thank you Sena. I'm sorry I've fucked everything up..."

She grabbed the remnants of my bunny suit and shook me. "Enough! Go save Lady Chris! Now!"

I looked up to see Xara was now draining Chris' energy using drain touch. Chris whining in pain as she was still trapped by the tall demon's strength. Sena's right, this is no time to feel sorry. Not when people were in danger! That's not what a Crusader would do!

"Let her go!" I roared. Reaching down as I ran to pick up a broken leg of the destroyed bed that Chris had broken earlier.

My body barrelled through the busty demons who tried to stop me. Determined and unmoveable was my strength. I jumped on a few Succubus' backs to get the height I needed.

I reached back my arms to crash the bed leg into the giant woman's face. She looked at me scared as my entire body soared towards her! Using all my strength! Swinging with purpose! And!

And...

And slammed it into the wall behind her.

My bed leg shattered into splinters. My body landing pathetically and awkwardly on the floor, recoiling from the force I'd put into that swing.

Only to miss...

The only thing I'd accomplished was making the Succubus laugh at me hard.

"BAHAHAHAHA! SUCH A WEAK ATTEMPT!" "PATHETIC!" "WHAT A LOSER!" "DUMB BITCH!"

The only voice I heard above the wild cackling was a cold mocking voice of a Queen. "Pfft. Such bravado, only to miss your shot? Poor little failure of a crusader."

Chris gave me a pitied look, like she had thought to expect better of me for once yet was still disappointed. It felt awful, just pathetically kneeling here amongst the shattered wood and dreams.

No... There had to be something I could do. Maybe I can't add any more normalities, but there's one that's still in place!

"I-I'm still in control of this room!" I declared over the laughter. "All of you drop to the floor!"

And they did.

And the fight was over.

Aqua and Sena collapsed lifelessly to the floor. Chris and Kazuma fell limply in their confinements.

But the Succubae were standing over them, laughing even harder at their predicament. Laughing even harder at me.

"Wait, no! Stan-MRF" I wailed, but it was too late. Two Succubae swooped down next to me and wrapped a rope around my mouth to stop any more commands getting out.

"Thanks for making it so easy for us." She giggled as the rope tied tight around my mouth. "And here we were worried there'd be a real struggle."

They pinned my arms behind my back. My fire to escape just not burning as brightly knowing I'd run out of options to help.

I couldn't unfreeze my friends, I couldn't use any more normalities, I.... I...

I really fucked this up.

The words 'Failure of a Crusader' soaked into my pathetic brain as I was moved from my kneel into standing pinned against the wall.

Queen Xara waved her hand and the three other women were lumped in a pile. I could see Aqua still baring her teeth at the demons even with her body completely motionless. "Trap those three in their dreams. We'll turn their bodies into new Succubae later." The Queen ordered.

Three Succubae stood over the pile of my friends. Then, each armed with a set of sharp talons that had grown on their hands, dove the sharp blades into the women's skulls. My heart sank in absolute despair thinking that they'd killed them... but it was thankfully relieved as I saw their faces not full of pain, but peace. When the talons retreated from the heads, there was no marks or scars. Just three women all snoozing suddenly on top of each other. It must be some Succubus magic, to phase a hand through someone's brain to make them sleep.

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~Side story.~

Inside Aqua's head:

Aqua gulped down another mug of cum and wiped her mouth before it was suddenly sprayed again with treats. An endless bukkake of Kazumas surrounded her. All praising her and filling mugs of his cum for her. She was being hugged from behind by Darkness. Sometimes she'd share the cum, or let Kazuma pour it into Darkness' pussy before she lapped it up from there instead. She just knew that Darkness was happy, Kazuma was happy, and she was very very tingly.

Inside Chris' head:

Chris sighed, wondering when her knight in shining armour was to rescue her. Such a beautiful woman in waiting, locked in a tower behind strict heavenly rules... waiting for her brave adventurer to come save her and whisk her away from such burdens and responsibilities. To show her what real life could be, and real fun could be... And as she spotted her knight, entering her chambers after slaying her boss that had trapped her... no, the dragon that had trapped her here... he looked perfect. The ideal man to save her. To tell her she was still pretty. To care for her. To love her...

Inside Sena's head:

The ex-prosecutor rubbed her bloated stomach. She was 9 months pregnant, twins. Again. Such a wonderful feeling of life blossoming inside her. A feeling she'd felt many times before but never grew tired of. She could hear the rest of the kids running around outside and enjoying their life. Her man, the man who'd been man enough to impregnate her so much, Satou Kazuma was rubbing her belly and telling her how much he couldn't wait to impregnate her again. Just a few more days before he'd be rocking her world, over and over again, until her body confirmed she was pregnant and the cycle could begin anew.

~End Side Story~

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And now it was my turn. A dark purple haired Succubus reached back and shot a hand forward to cast her spell on me too. As terrible as I felt, as desperate to save Kazuma as I was... me going to sleep? It was starting to feel it was probably for the best...

My breath hitched as fingertips entered my skull.

Inside Darkness' head:

 

AAIIIEEEE!!! <3 MOREFUCKME YEAS Aqua~~pus~sy fUck dEmOnS yes! MoRe oh yes~ dick. big fucking meat stick. titstitstitstitsttisttisssssexy sex <3 moresex sogood GODdeSs LKASCCRWXTASMY fuck! YES! SO GOOD GOODGOODGOOD GGOOOAADDDD!!!! FuckKazumafuckKAZUMAFUCKAZUMAAAA!!!!! <3

"SHIT!" The Succubus who had attacked me yelped.

I'd expected to drift into a fantasy. To be closed off from this nightmare to a peaceful dream where everything was okay and I didn't fuck everything up. But that hadn't happened. The Succubus who had jammed her hand into my brain to make me sleep was wincing away from me, holding her hand like she had just touched a stove.

"Her mind..." She panted, looking at me angrily. "Such pinkness..."

The Queen gave her a frown. "What are you saying?"

The dark haired Succubus scowled at me once more, looking me down, then turned to address her ruler. "If we convert her... she'll have enough perverted energy to challenge you as leader, my Queen."

"Really?" Xara asked, looking me over with genuine interest. Grabbing my face and moving my jaw back and forth in her hand. "Hmm. You are an interesting one pet. It's almost a tempting preposition..." She mewled, though she still dropped me forcefully. "But, I can't risk my rule now. Not when I'm so close to the one we are addicted to." Her whole body turned, ordering with a snap of her fingers as she returned to Kazuma, "If we can't control the blonde then just kill her. She's the last one in our way."

My eyes went wide at her order. The Succubus who I'd apparently burned with my perverted thoughts grinned evilly, cracking her neck as she stepped up to me. She grabbed one of Chris' knives that had landed on the floor. Twirling it evilly in her hand, looking like she'd enjoy the act... of killing me...

"NNN!" I screamed through the mouth bondage. I writhed my body around to get some sort of freedom, to use my strength stat for something useful other than just self pleasure.

Have to get free! Sure, this is going to hurt, but then everyone else was going to be hurt as well!

I desperately struggled as the Succubus drew the knife back. She roughly gripped my scalp as her vision aimed for my neck.

"HEY! DON'T KILL DARKNESS!" Kazuma barked, struggling as hard as he could in the throws of the demons surrounding him. "I'M SERIOUS! GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK!" He frantically scrambled, desperately trying to get even a hand out to cast some form of spell or anything, but it was too much and the wave overwhelmed him. Unable to even look at me in... in my final moments...

I closed my eyes tight. Internally apologising to everyone I'd wronged.

Her hand dove downwards...

...

...?

"What is the meaning of this insubordination?!"

I opened one eye to find myself not dead.

There was a knife tip millimetres from my nose, shaking with strength but... being held back.

A short, petit, white-haired Succubus that seemed oddly familiar had her fingers pinching the edge of the knife. Holding her dark haired sister away with seemingly minimal effort.

Relief washed over me. I could ask why this Succubus found it in her heart to save me, or how she was managing this. But the familiar mask on her head answered both those questions.

She clicked her tongue, a cute voice of a loli nowhere to be seen as the small Succubus now sounded relievingly pompous. "Tut tut, why did you have to stop your own fun like that? And messing with Moi's toys is a big no no. He's rather enjoying them."

"Vnnnrrr!!!" I yelled in happiness through the bondage, tears stinging my eyes as he looked back and winked at me.

The dark haired Succubus jumped back, abandoning the knife and growling at her stolen prey. "The sexy demon man who owns that shop wants to get in our way!" She hissed, other Succubae all surrounding us and also hissing in their distaste for his actions.

He just shrugged in the small woman's body. "You're the ones who ruined this. Do you know how lonesome the perverted boy would be if his favourite slut died? Moi wouldn't be rid of his runny nose for weeks!"

They blinked in confusion for a second before just returning to angry hissing. "He's trying to confuse us! Let's just kill them both!"

He shook his head amusingly. "No no. If Moi was trying to confuse you... he'd do this!" His small pair of hands flew to the mask. "Surprise Stun!"

White.

Bright, blinding, stinging white filled my vision, even as I tried to close my eyes to avoid it there was just more white.

It took about a minute to blink back reality, in which time I was cut free from my mouth rope and dropped back onto the ground by Vanir. I looked around for danger, quickly realising there wasn't any.

The Succubae all stood there, dull eyed and unmoving. Even Queen Xara was dazed in place, like someone had turned them off at the brain. A sea of exposed demons, creepily just being perfectly still, only wavering slightly back and forth. It seemed the attack Vanir just used completely saved us, the danger was passed. The demon man in a demon woman's body just casually stretched out his small form as he floated in place with disinterest.

Kazuma was free, scrambling up out of the mass of Succubae to run up to me to hug me. As he did, Aqua, Chris and Sena all woke up quickly as well. At first fearful but then just looking on confused at the strange statues that surrounded us.

After hugging Kazuma back I spoke to the possessed Succubus. "Um, thanks so much for saving us Vanir. You really brought my ass out of the fire."

"Yeah! Maybe you aren't so bad!" Aqua agreed happily, "I'll even consider marking you as one of the good demons! ...maybe..."

Chris nudged her shoulder a little, "It did get a little dicey there. We owe you one."

Vanir was just inspecting his new nails, a cocky smile growing on his face as he was showered with praise. "Once again, Moi is just 'having your back' as it were. Even amongst your most colossal of screwups." He grinned at me. His words making my guts feel even guiltier, which is probably his goal. "Though a correction: Moi is not saving you."

"...? Eh?" Kazuma asked sceptically, gesturing around. "The hell is this then?"

The demon pushed on a random Succubus to make her wobble in place. "That spell will only last long enough to give you another two minutes head start."

All our eyes regained their fearful looks. I turned to see a Succubus slowly tear it's eye from it's trapped gaze to look at me and snarl. Unable to move but regaining the ability to bare her pointed fangs at me which made me jump back a little.

I looked at Vanir in confusion and growing despair.

"W-Why?"

He tasted the air, mostly around Sena who had been freaking out this whole time, the small demon's face moaning happily from the sensation. "Hahahaha! Moi would not miss the chance to consume the delicious emotion of pure fear! Not from such a rich source!" He chortled, then jogged in the air as he floated. "Come now! This is definitely not the place to be having this conversation you perverted-parade-of-fools, there's running to be done!"

We all looked at each other.

I suppose I had to agree with him.

Chapter 32: Succubus Part 4: RUN!

Chapter Text

Dust stretched himself out as he wandered the empty streets of Axel. He hadn't the money or available friends to bum some money off of for a trip to the Succubus café. And after he'd been so good and actually spent a few days with Rin on a quest! So what if he blew it all on the casino, he was close to winning dammit! But she'd blown him off, and now he was here. In the peace and quiet of the quaint little town where nothing much happened. Just been a lot of birds in the sky tonight for some reason.

Thump thump thump thump

A noise? And getting louder. Dust turned to see a few of his mates from the adventurer guild. They were going for some sort of midnight run. Or a race considering how blisteringly quick they were going.

"Hey, Kazuma!" Dust waved as the group barrelled towards him. Dodging only barely in time, Dust realised he probably wasn't their target as Kazuma/the speeding women blasted past him. "HEY WATCH IT!" The blonde barked as they nearly trampled him.

"FUCKING RUn Dus....!" Was the only response he heard from a rapidly disappearing Kazuma.

He brushed his jacket of the dust that had been kicked up in their escapades. "Rude." He muttered. "Wonder why they were in such weird costumesssssszzzzzzzzz...."

FWOMP!

Dust landed on his face, completely unconscious. Atop him was a snarling demon woman who inspected him briefly before flying off into the sky. She joined hundreds of her brethren as they poured out the café and flew around the Axel skyline. A demonic wave of Succubae, led by their Queen.

"Remember!" Boomed a massively tall demon woman as she walked calmly through the streets of sleeping bodies. An army of swooping Succubae behind her, dimly lit by the evening lanterns and moonlight but terrifyingly dominant in her presence. "Only put citizens to sleep! Do not harm them! We must keep our end of the bargain with this town if we can! If you must, only harm those that would keep our Kazuma from us!"

The Succubae acknowledged her order. Scattering around the streets of Axel as more and more bodies began collapsing around them.

Queen Xara did not run. She did not fly. She had no need to hurry this process. Like a true lioness, the pack did the hunt and she got the kill. Satou Kazuma's body would be hers by the end of the night. She knew this as an absolute fact.

A pink haired Succubus hovered next to her queen before landing in a bow. "Mistress, I have found some items the humans left behind that might be of interest."

"Hm? What would that be?"


I don't know if we were keeping our pace or losing ground quickly away from the Succubae, but it wasn't the time to turn around and look. The six of us ran as fast as our legs would carry us. Trees and houses felt like they passed us in a blur.

At the front of our running pack was Chris and Sena. The thief was obviously built for speed and was trying to get people out of the way of our escape. The ex-prosecutor on the other hand was losing her mind with fear, desperate to get away as fast as she could and so was managing to keep up with the lithe thief. Neither was saying much to each other as Sena was screaming too loud for conversation.

In the middle was me and the floating Succubus that Vanir was still controlling. I was desperately trying to come up with a way to get us out of this.

"It's normal for us to be invincible to Succubae!"

"Mm, no it isn't" Vanir replied. "Too easy. Figure out something better."

I gave a huge exasperated groan at his unwillingness to help. "VANIR! We are running for our lives! How is this too easy?!"

"Moi likes stories with stakes in them! Try harder!"

"FINE! At least let it be normal that Kazuma is immune to their soul sucking!"

He considered this one for a moment but frowned at me. "Do you really want that one? If the boy is immune then he will live, but you can't save him like that either. He will never escape from that hoity-toity Queen and her oh-so-precious army of demonic prostitutes." My face was a deep cringe as I thought about what that meant. Even if it did work it wasn't a solution, just a bandaid to the problem...

Behind us was Aqua and Kazuma, perhaps the most unfit of all of us. Aqua was grabbing Kazuma by his pants to try and get him to slow down and not leave her behind. Tears flowing from her eyes as the two argued.

"WAHHH! Kazumaaa! Just give yourself up to the sexy ladies! You know you want to!"

"Oh fuUuck you!" He yelled back. "I see how it is! You've been lovey dovey all day but as soon as your life is in danger I'm just food for the wolves?!" Kazuma separated his clothes from her hands and began running quicker than her.

Aqua wailed even louder as her legs grew tired and her only protection peeled away from her. "B-But don't you want to save your favourite Goddess!? The Succubae are scary! KAZUMA~!!"

We ran through streets and over bridges, turning where we could to try and minimalize their ability to find us, but the growing sounds of hisses and fluttering wings made me think it wasn't working. That running would only get us so far...

A Green haired snarling Succubus swooped down from a rooftop and swiped at Sena who was at the front of the pack. She screamed out, Chris tried to grab her but the demon was too quick and managed to touch Sena's head with her claw swipe. The body of the secretary fell limp and flopped to the ground with a small skid.

The Succubus turned to get Chris next but the Goddess was too quick, throwing a rope at the green haired woman. "BIND!" She shouted as a white light enveloped the demoness. I managed to catch up as the creature fell from the sky, and, in one of the few combo moves me and Chris had ever developed, I grabbed the demon's feet and flung it far behind us using my immense strength. I think she landed safely but the action had alerted more to our location.

Kazuma and Aqua rapidly caught up next. Kazuma quickly grabbed all of us into a huddle, diving into the closest alleyway and casting lurk to keep us hidden. A group of screeching demons diving past as we kept as quiet as possible.

One of them landed next to Sena's body to inspect her. "This one was with them. They're close." She hissed, looking around and sniffing like an expert tracker closing in on it's prey.

Our collective breath held tight as she glared at our alleyway...

And released when she flew off and we were left alone. Kazuma quickly scanned the street before running and grabbing Sena's body off the floor.

Looking at the sky was probably the wrong idea to alleviate my fear. They were everywhere. It was hard to see them on the backdrop of the night sky, but the stars seemed to be winking every so often. The demons were flying high, scanning the ground in search of their man.

Kazuma hissed at us when we knew it was somewhat safe. "What's even the plan!?"

Aqua threw her hand up first. "Let's go home to the mansion! I should still have a barrier up for all sort of demons!"

Chris nodded at the plan, "That's a good idea. I think the Axis church has something similar, so maybe we should also split up? That way if one group gets in trouble the others might be able to get help."

"Both good proposals." I agreed, pointing at Chris. "You and Aqua go to the Axis church, I'll protect Kazuma on the way home."

My oldest friend frowned at that. "Um, you sure that's wise D? It's not like you can fight these guys..."

The guilt laden dagger in my heart twisted a little further. I truly was useless wasn't I...

"Ooh, beautiful!" Vanir moaned in happiness. "Say more horrible things to your friend! She's oozing such wonderful emotions of guilt! Mmmm, oh?"

Kazuma suddenly dumped Sena's body in Vanir's arms. Giving the demon an angry frown, "Alright, buzz off home. You can't enter the barriers either and your shop's still a neutral zone, right? You protect Sena and we'll do things that are actually helpful."

Vanir huffed at the rudeness but gave up pretty quickly. "Fine boy. This one did have the tastiest fear anyway. Moi will keep her safe, for now." He grumbled, then using the stolen wings to fly up and away from the alleyway. "Good luck, pervert girl." I heard his voice flutter on the wind as he vanished from sight.

With him gone Kazuma turned his attention to us. "Chris, do as Darkness says." He sternly said as he walked through the alley to grab my hand. "No offense but you two are beacons of holy energy, they'll be looking for you and you're a better team to handle an actual attack while we sneak away."

That made her feel a bit better. "Using us as a distraction then? Well, you might be scum but if you can protect Darkness as well then I don't mind." Chris smiled. She activated her own lurk skill with Aqua and they began edging to the edge of the alley we'd entered from. Kazuma, with my hand in his, began walking us to the other end.

"Stay safe." Aqua suddenly whispered, genuine worry on her face as we left. "Both of you. Please."

Kazuma sighed at her flippancy, but did give her a thumbs up to soothe her worry a little. I gave her a wave. "You too." I whispered.

And with that we separated, leaving the alley in a hushed state.


"Thank you dear." Vanir hummed, readjusting his gloves and clothes as his dirt body reformed itself. "Possession is much easier with a willing target. Moi perhaps would have missed his grand entrance if not for you."

The small white haired Succubus nodded sombrely at the demon man as she sat on a crate of odd items. "Kazuma saved my life back then. It's only right that I return the favour." She sighed with worry, "Just... please don't tell my Queen I helped! She's going to kill me if she finds out!"

Vanir waved off her worries, "Tis an arrangement that benefits Moi too, lass. Moi's standing in the demon community would lower if he saved the girl in Moi's own body. Possession gives us both plausible deniability."

"Ok..." Lolisa sighed in some relief. "Do you mind if I wait it out here then? There's nothing more I can really do for that party..."

Vanir frowned, but not at her request. Something far more garish was happening upstairs. "Very well, but beware the two women upstairs. Moi has seen some messy shenanigans happening in their near future."

Up in Wiz's room, the lich handed the bundled Sena a mug of water. Her hands shaking as she sipped from it tentatively. Currently the ex-prosecutor was bundled in Wiz's blanket, curled up in a ball in the safety of the cloth. Her mind was still shaken from the events they'd been through in the night, but she was right enough to be telling her fellow Harem member about it.

"That sounds awful!" exclaimed Wiz, comfortingly rubbing Sena's back. "I'm so sorry you had to go through all that." She sighed as she watched Sena take another shaky sip. "I do wish Darkness was more careful sometimes..."

Sena shook her head. "I don't blame my Mistress. The fun we had in that café was second to none, until we all remembered their addiction to Master Satou Kazuma's seed that is." She explained, Wiz nodding along thoughtfully. Sena then turned a little, looking a little sad at the floor as she mumbled. "I hope they'll be okay."

"Vanir told me that he'll come get me if I'm needed." said the shopkeeper, reassuring the woman that it can't be that bad yet. Her kind smile was warming the woman a little. "And that I need to stay up here with my wife to keep her safe."

Sena blinked at the word choice. "W-wife?!"

Wiz blinked back before raising a hand to her mouth. "Oh! I'm sorry, did Darkness not tell you? I'm the, um, the official wife of your harem..."

"W-wife..." Sena gulped. Her eyes trailed down Wiz's form. She was wearing a negligee, one that was partly see-through to the soft curves underneath. To think Sena would have a wife so soon when she was complaining that she hadn't had a real date in a few years. And a wife that was... so pretty... suddenly her mouth felt very dry.

"Y-yeah..." Wiz replied, also looking deeply at Sena's body. She was still wearing the perverse nurse themed lingerie, even if it was tattered and torn now it still hugged Sena's body delicately. She had a soft body, one that was breathing heavily with large breasts heaving up and down inside the blanket. And just under those covers... was her wife's pussy. The woman's bare pussy was touching Wiz's sheets. She would be able to see where she sat afterwards... why was her heart fluttering so powerfully?

"You know..." the shopkeeper started, moving a little closer to the woman on her bed. "Darkness also promised there would always be someone for me to share my bed with..."

"I see..." Sena mumbled, sensing the tension growing between them. She was usually the passive one, but something about Wiz's body slowly turning over and her massive breasts swinging down in her negligee made Sena reach in through a button and squeeze... her wife's breast. This massive breast was hers to do with as she pleased. A fact the soft coo of Wiz only strengthened. "I still need to perform your body check as well... Wiz." She reasoned, an excited hitch in her breath as the Lich lowered them both to lie down together. A loving smile on her lips as they descended on her wife's.

"I'd like that. Sena-san."


It had been about 10 minutes and we were still hidden.

Kazuma's lurk ability was incredibly useful. Even when the Succubae got close they couldn't make us out in the darkness. Opting to instead survey the skies for more concrete proof of where we might be. It was like a frightening haunted house in a fairground, but we were making progress.

Slowly we neared the edge of town and closer to home. The biggest hurdle was still to come though, no more building walls to use lurk on. It was open air for a few hundred yards before we would be in the mansion's safe barrier. We needed to be as silent as a mouse in hopes to not have the demon's spot us on our final leg of the mission.

Kazuma looked back at me. We didn't want to say anything to each other, but I could see he was putting on a brave face for me. Giving me thumbs up and motioning to keep quiet and stay down. I nodded. We just had to get home and I would have much more time to figure this out. I won't use any normalities and risk messing up even more.

I signalled I was ready and Kazuma dropped his lurk skill. Like two sneaky thieves, we snuck quickly out into the open air, keeping our heads down so no one cou-

"HE'S ALIVE!"

Our heads bolted around to see a gaggle of hysterical women all falling to their knees and praying.

"I knew that was the false profit! Probably made by an Eris member to worry us!"

"To think the holy penis could disappear after only one load! It was obviously a fake!"

"Kazuma! We have travelled far to confirm your life! Please return to us Axis members in Alcanretia so we may bask in your holy seed once more!"

The adventurer just hissed a loud shout/whisper at them. "Would you shut the fuck up?!"

A hurt look spread over the crowd, "Have we hurt you by praising the fake? Please, do not be mad at us Sir! We ooonnn... ssnrk....."

Thump!

She didn't get to finish as a claw retreated from her skull. A horde of Succubae had circled the group and put them all to sleep, now growling hungrily and angrily at us as they skulked out the shadows.

"Shit." Was Kazuma's response. Quickly turning, grabbing my hand and yelling out: "RUN!"

I barely had time to register what had happened before my feet were was running as hard as they could.

Kazuma was just ahead, the mansion was right there.

We could make it.

A hunched over Succubus landed hard against the grass next to the path. It's infernal hiss just a second warning before it lunged at us with teeth bared. I dragged Kazuma's body behind mine to shield him. Teeth munched on my arm just briefly as my defence slammed into the demon and sent it flying.

"Create Earth! Gust!" Kazuma yelled behind me. I'd missed another two Succubae making a pass at him, the clever adventurer using his skills to make a dust cloud in their eyes. We were still running, getting ever closer but still about a minute away from the mansion. It didn't seem like long, but with the amount of enemies on our tail we were rapidly running out of options.

I crashed into three more Succubae. It wasn't enough to put them down for anymore than a second, but it was better than if I tried to actually hit-PAIN! "AIEEE!"

"DARKNESS!"

Long sharp daggers of fingers dug into my shoulders and back, seems they were used for more than just sending people to sleep. A truly demonic visage behind me of an angry hissing woman greeted me when I looked back at her. Some part of me recognised her as the blonde girl who'd been enamoured with Kazuma, but the rest just felt hurt from the pointed grip in my shoulders.

I felt a hand grip my bunny suit as I was flown upwards. Kazuma trying desperately to hold onto me, but two Succubae got in between us, forcing him to stop his rescue attempt. We had gotten so close, maybe he could get away still?

"Kazuma!" I yelled as she began dragging me skyward. "J-just go on witho-"

Suddenly, the world was a blur for about two seconds. I felt a huge rush of air blow past my face, enough to force my eyes to blink a few times in pain. When I opened them, the scene I saw was not the same as it had been mere seconds ago. I was... home? Just in our hallway by the door. No Succubae, no more painful talons, just me and a Kazuma who was lying on the floor beneath me, panting hard. Completely red faced and out of breath.

"Fuuuckkkkk..." Kazuma sighed out once he'd caught enough air with his panting. "You're goddamn heavy as hell, Lalatina." He huffed and puffed while I was still blinking in confusion at what had happened. He slowly raised his hand to show our saviour. "That took all my mana, but thanks to this stopwatch relic I was able to get us back home at least."

I collapsed to my knees in relief. Kazuma saved us once again. I put his head on my lap and wrapped him into my body, it was mostly just me squeezing his face into my breasts, but the thought was what counted.

"Well done Kazuma. Thank you. You saved us, we're safe."

We're safe.

...no thanks to me...


An hour later we were still hiding in our mansion. We'd gotten changed into our adventurer gear, just in case another fight broke out, but currently it didn't look like it was happening. We were surrounded and trapped. All the Succubae now hung outside our mansion, desperately trying to get in through the barrier but to no avail.

At the front of the pack, standing there calmly, was Queen Xara. No matter where we went in the mansion she always seemed to have her eyes on us. Folded arms with a coy smile, like our attempts at hiding were pathetically droll.

With all her attitude she hadn't gotten in though. Nor had she made much of an attempt, but still, it could all be grandstanding to save face on her part.

"They're just scraping along the barrier." Kazuma told me, glancing out the window with his lurk skill active. "I think they're trying to break it but that goddess magic is too strong."

"That's good." I replied, very relieved to hear we were still safe. "If we can wait it out until morning then hopefully they'll go back home."

"'Hopefully?'"

I hung my head in shame. "It's... all I've got right now Kazuma."

Maybe he wouldn't be in this mess if he was with someone who could wipe away his problems with an explosion...

He looked back at me and pet my head softly. "I didn't mean it as a sting. We'll be fine, don't worry so much. Aqua's useless a lot of the time but her magic is no joke."

I sighed once more into his touch. He's right, coming up with ideas to get out of this mess was priority one. "Maybe I should just throttle Vanir until I can get him to fix this. Maybe I'll sic Yunyun on him. Or have Aqua and Chris live in his shop. I don't think even he likes the idea of two goddesses hounding him forever."

"Oh no."

I quirked an eyebrow at his sudden outburst. "Hm? It's okay, I won't really hurt him Kazuma."

He shook his head while keeping his gaze outside with a worried expression. "No, not Vanir. It's, well, speak of the devil..."

I snuck out a look from the window to see what he was talking about and my heart sank.

There was the Queen Succubus, still staring at us, but now she had two people in front of her.

Two non-demons.

"Ow! Not so rough with my head!" yelled the bluenette. "Just because you own our arms doesn't mean you can touch the rest of us!"

"I should have just burned the relics." Came the white haired woman's sigh. "Can't believe they're being used against me like this..."

On their wrists was a simple message: The Arms of Queen Xara.

"Oh no." I echoed Kazuma. "Aqua... Chris..."

"Yah." Kazuma nodded with growing worry. "We're fucked."

Queen Xara chuckled at the two below her. Fiddling with a pen in her hands. "Such pretty things with such powerful toys. You've truly blessed this Queen tonight. But as you are not what my goal is, I command my arms to dispel this barrier!"

The two grit their teeth. Trying desperately to resist the commands of the owner of their arms, but both knew it was impossible. Without resistance their hands threw themselves up and placed them on the invisible barrier. Soon the place where they touched were glowing bright white, showing the full barrier that shimmered and shone. But as quickly as it was shown it began draining power.

Cracks formed, the Succubae that were flying around found holes big enough to crawl into. Scrambling like their lives depended on getting to our mansion.

"Shit shit shit shit." I panicked, unable to do anything but look at the growing dangers circling us.

Kazuma grabbed my shoulders and looked me dead in the eye with a serious expression. More cracks were heard from outside, slashing against the walls. "Darkness! Get out the back while there's still time! They want me, not you!"

I shook my head and grabbed onto his shoulders in tandem. "That's not going to happen Kazuma! I-I can't lose you!" I cried. There was a large thunk against our front door and then our roof. "I'm the shield, not you!"

A crash through upstairs window. A screech of the Succubus echoed through the empty halls.

He shook me again, angrier this time. "Don't be an idiot, you moronic crusader! It's not like you can attack these guys anyway, just run! Live a nice long life without me!"

"Kazuma..." I choked.

This couldn't really be the end...

A large slam against the door we were in threw me from my moping. "G-get into the basement!"

"We don't have a-"

"WE DO NORMALLY UNDER HERE SO GO!" I barked, ripping the rug from under us to reveal a fresh bunker. I nearly tore the door from its hinges as I shoved Kazuma down the stairs. Mumbling: "Normally this door is unbreakable." before closing it just in time before the Succubus found her way in.

I stayed there, waiting to see what would happen. The Succubus slammed the door, shaking it on it's hinges but it did not budge. It was muffled but more voices quickly joined in. Talks of 'in there', 'door's unbreakable', and 'dig around' quickly made me realise there was no barrier possible to keep these women out...

No matter what they'd find a way to get around it to Kazuma.

My heart was at war, knowing it should try harder to free us, to save Kazuma from this situation... but what can I do? Even if I send him far away, they'll just hold everyone ransom until he returns. Even if I make his soul unkillable, they'll still be locking him away forever.

I hurried down the stairs after a Succubus talon through the stone around the door once again shook me from my inner turmoil. The basement I'd suddenly made was fairly empty and was only the size of about half the living room. Inside was just a couple chests of mysterious origin, a wine rack I'm sure Aqua would have liked to know about, and a single red rug. And Kazuma, looking around the room as well before spotting me.

"Are they...?"

I nodded solemnly, "They're definitely going to get in."

He sighed with a hand to his face. "Perfect."

There had to be something to use in here.

I have no idea what might save us but...

Wait, maybe I could...?

"D-don't worry Kazuma!" I blurted out and kneeled down to a nearby chest, "We normally have everything we need to get out of this situation in here!"

It was perfect, maybe I couldn't figure out the path to freedom, but the earrings might! Whichever god or demon controlled them could certainly make some sort of magic item or trinket to get us out of here! Maybe I was finally playing the game smartly.

I opened the box, imagining the plethora of weapons and magic items we'd find...!

Inside it was a half filled Jar of 'Unicorn Spit', a book of animal facts, and a towel with Vanir's face on it.

...

"...eh? Ehhh?" I scrambled, searching the large box for any possible missing items. "W-what the hell is this? Is this some kind of joke?! We're fighting an army of demons and we've got three items from Wiz's discount section?!"

Kazuma frowned next to me. "Seriously. I didn't even know Vanir sold his own merch." He joked while looking at the towel in his hands.

While I was...

...I...

...why?

Why couldn't anything go right?

"I-I don't... I don't understand..." I trailed off clenching the jar of rainbow liquid tightly in my hands, almost using my strength to accidently shatter the glass. But instead, tiny drops of water rolled off the glass. I wanted to scream, to run, to figure out what possible reason these three items would be the ones to get us out of this.

But instead I was down here, on my knees... and now crying like an infant.

"I'm such an idiot... I'm not smart enough to get us out of this and now you're going to die Kazuma..."

He reached down to stroke my back. "Darkness, it'll be al-"

"NO IT WON'T!!" I yelled, shaking him off me. "If I h-had kept my mouth shut for one week, you and Aqua and Chris would be happy!" My crying was growing uglier by the second. Part of me wanted him to just never see me like this, but when I was reminded myself that this might be the last time he's going to see me at all it only made me cry uglier.

"-Snff- A-and now... even if I protect your -snff- soul, you're g-going to be locked into a lifetime of seh-sexual slavery!" I wailed, head falling down to bash lightly against the rim of the chest. "T-that's only a f-fate I ever wished upon myself! Not m-my friends who don't want it!"

"...oi, don't tell me you're jealous."

With a long drawn out sigh, I looked up at him with drenched eyes. "Of course n-not. And even if I was, it would only compound the real issue here, which is... I hate myself."

My eyes were down on the floor for that last part. I didn't stop him from grabbing my head and pushing into his chest for a hug.

Tears stained his shirt but no matter what I tried the sobbing wouldn't stop. "I hat-te my stupid perverted body for d-driving us all off this cliff, I hate my w-worthless hands being unable to hit anything, and I hate my stupid idiotic brain for being too dumb to get us out of it." I babbled. Kazuma just continued to rub my head into his chest. His body, that I'd never feel again, that perhaps I don't deserve to feel again, felt so nice one last time. I choked tears now just a stream of water as I sighed one more time. "Oh Kazuma... I'm just so sorry. I messed everything up. I always mess everything up... I'm the worst human being ever."

He hugged me tight.

Despair flowed around me, unable to see a way forward other than to take my fate like a warr-

"Let's go on a date this Saturday."

...

........

"W-what?"

"A date. You and me. Saturday night."

My tears blubbed up again. "B-but we're not going to d-!"

I was shushed when his finger touched my lips. "Ah ah ah. We're not thinking about today. Saturday, you and me are going on a date. I'll dress up nice, you'll wear some horribly inappropriate deep cut dress that I'll love, we'll see a play, go to dinner, it'll be fun!" He beamed at me with a big toothy grin. I could feel him lying... but when my head drifted down yet he cupped my chin to stop it I almost began believing him. He wiped my tears and continued, "And since we're definitely going on that date, that means we'll definitely get out of this. Doesn't it?"

"I-I guess..."

"That's the spirit Darkness!" His happy smile widened. I sat back onto my knees as he spoke. "This isn't something to be losing your head over. We've gotten into and out of much worse situations than this!" He was standing now, gesturing to the door without a care in the world. "Maybe you just think you have more to lose with the harem, but at the core it'll always be the four of us! Good Ol Team... Kazuma... man, Megumin's always telling us to come up with a real team name and I think I've finally seen her point..."

I couldn't help sharing his smile. He's such an amazing person, joking around to make me feel better even with all this.

Though, was he joking about everything...?

"K-Kazuma, were you serious?" I asked somewhat timidly, my arms covering my chest to stop my heart beating any faster. "Y-you want to d-d-date me? After everything I said about myself?"

Kazuma's jovial smile faltered there and was replaced by a blushing embarrassed look. "Y-you said that Harem Knights could still live normal lives, yeah? Like, love lives and romance and such? I know we're doing this in the wrong order since we... you know..." He gestured with his hands. When I didn't get it he gestured again with his hips in a doggy style position. "Did it before anything else. But we haven't really been alone the two of us ever since then..." He squatted down to just hold my hand in his. Speaking calmly and softly, ignoring the scratches and screeches of the outside world to just... be with me. "We've had some half dates here and there before all this harem stuff, but I don't think we've ever given us a real shot. If- no, when we get out of this, there's nothing I'd rather do than treating you to a meal, just the two of us."

My lips locked with his tightly.

I definitely just fell for him again.

We had to live.

Chapter 33: Succubus Part 5: Atop the Mansion

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CR-KRAKASH!

Succubae poured into the room. They'd ripped the stone itself around the invincible door. In reflex I shoved Kazuma to the back of the room and used my body as a human shield. My defence would be the only thing that could stand a chance, spreading myself wide in the door frame.

There wasn't a fight. How does one battle a tidal wave? Even with my defence they flattened me against the wall in an instant. Before I could blink it was over and I was captured by Succubae again.

"Got you!" snarled a purple haired succubus who was around my arm. The muscular Akane had me around the neck, with another four for each of my limbs. It seemed they weren't taking any chances with us anymore.

Kazuma was surrounded, wildly pointing a lit torch at the seven women surrounding him. His back was literally in the corner, grinding his teeth in frustration at the demon women surrounding him. I expected the worst, for them to bash the wood away from him and fuck him raw... but they weren't doing anything. Their bodies stood in place, with gentle swaying to show they hadn't been stunned.

The one in the centre raised her hand like a puppet on a string towards Kazuma. "You. You'll go to the Queen peacefully." She turned the gesture towards me. "Or else we'll kill the blonde hussy here!"

I gulped at the threat but stood tall amongst the Succubae. "T-they're going to kill me either way, Kazuma!" I cried, still trying to wrestle my way free. "Just run! Please!"

Our eyes met.

I wished he would listen. That he'd activate his lurk skill, escaping into the night and be that scared selfish boy that people thought he was.

Whump!

"Fine." He boldly glared at her, raising his now empty hands. "Take me to your leader."

The women giggled in their hissy way. The Succubae in the front quickly hovered around him to bound Kazuma's hands in rope behind him, then shoved him hard in the back, beginning his death march.

They guided Kazuma towards the stairs. We shared one more look as he passed me, he gave me reassuring smile... and it almost made me almost believe everything was going to work out. I really hoped so...

The two of us were silent as we slowly walked up the freshly made set of stairs. When we got out of the new basement the Succubae guided us where we needed to go like a tunnel. Demons on either side of us as we marched, some just snickering to themselves, others threatening sexual favours to Kazuma.

"I found their cat!" I heard one of them yell as we neared the next staircase.

I spun round in anger, "Leave Chomosuke al-!"

Out of everything I've tried to deter these demons, who knew a small cute cat could distract a small collection of about 5 Succubae with sheer cuteness. The feline was tangled in a little ball of string on the floor with the women all on the floor enraptured with her. It was a relief that the little thing wasn't in any danger. A point punctuated when she yawned and was greeted by a choir of 'Nawww's. Meanwhile I was shoved in the back again for holding us up and quickly caught up to the rest of the women.

Kazuma and the pink haired Succubus led our little pack to the attic. What felt like an eternity of marching still breezed by way too quickly. I wanted to call out to Kazuma, to tell him everything was going to be okay... but my mouth couldn't find the words. And soon it was too late. A green haired flying succubus opened the hatch to our roof and the two of us were flown upwards.

"...fucking hell..." I heard Kazuma mutter as we reached the top.

Looking up at the sky, one could definitely say it was a nice night. The temperature was pleasant, with only a mild breeze even though we were atop the roof. There wasn't a single cloud, just stars and the moon that beamed down at us. The enraptured splendour of the eternal sky could almost distract anyone from their fate.

But below us was hell.

Our mansion was completely surrounded by demons. Yelling, cheering, whistling demons. Their bodies hunched, jittering and unnatural, though a wave of happiness flowed through them as their saviour appeared in custardy once more. Kazuma's name quickly found their lips, with loud chanting soon following.

"KAZUMA! KAZUMA! KAZUMA!"

If we weren't so close to death I'd assume he'd enjoy this.

In the sea below I could see Aqua and Chris, looking on worryingly but completely restrained by the chanting Succubae surrounding them.

As for us it almost looked like a scene the final boss of a dungeon would engineer.

The large red throne from under the Succubus Café had already somehow been moved up here. With Queen Xara herself swirling her glass of wine and lounging comfortably like she was enjoying the show around her. I was dropped off by the attic entrance but Kazuma was flown to right in front of the Queen. Landing in a growl to his knees, the Queen Succubus looking at him amusedly. She downed her drink in one swig and threw the glass down onto the roof tile and stood up.

"Well, it was a worthy chase." She tittered condescendingly, then grabbed Kazuma by the scruff of his top and raised him off the ground to be her head height. "Though I wasn't really giving it my all. I thought it would be nice if you got one last chance to see the town before your death."

"F-fuck you." He spat, legs kicking below him.

She chuckled. "Yes, that's the plan."

Queen Xara then grabbed his trousers and ripped them off his legs in one violent motion. Tatters of cloth floated into the breeze and off the roof as Kazuma was suddenly waist down nude. Another wave of cheers erupted from the crowd. She once more admired the meat between his legs before changing which hand was holding him and presented the adventurer to the crowd.

"My loving subjects! Tonight we have been blessed with a wonderous opportunity! This is the man who will bring the end to our suffering! For tonight, our loins will be quenched! Our desires forgotten! Thanks to the addictive substance that courses through this sack!" Her clawed hand squeezed his balls violently. Luckily not enough to pierce anything but still enough to make him wince. "We will once more know freedom! Though he will die, his body and his semen are ours! Satou Kazuma will now forever be cattle for the Succubae!"

Cheers and cries from ecstatic demons threatened to awaken the neighbouring kingdoms they were so loud. Even with everything I struggled against Akane's embrace, trying to fight the feeling of hopelessness that kept finding my heart.

Queen Xara continued her loud speech once the crowd settled a small amount. "His soul will leave him, but with the arms of the Arch-Priest we will pluck new souls from heaven to keep his body revived! Each experiencing peak happiness as we consume them forever! This is our grand solution! The end of our addiction!"

With a simple turn she threw Kazuma's body into her throne. The pantsless boy groaning in pain as his back landed on his hands that stayed tied behind him.

The Queen bent down and examined Kazuma's flaccid penis, giving him a large view of her unrestricted cleavage in her dress. "You are impressive... for a human." She admitted with a slight chuckle. The Queen then stretched herself up to her full height. "But do not think me the same as your previous weak-minded human whores. I have seduced a thousand men to their deaths, and taken a thousand more by force." said Queen Xara.

Her hands moved to stroke along her body, squeezing her breasts and watching with a giggle as Kazuma slowly became unwittingly hard at her teasing. "You will not overcome this body sculpted to perfection. Demonic royalty will never fall to such a small human such as yourself." She calmly explained then turned to wave at the crowd a little more. "No human has even managed to survive insertion with me. I do hope you can go beyond that Kazuma, I could give you one last dance before your soul becomes mine. A final mercy, as an appreciation for bringing yourself and letting me suck out alllll~ that wonderful cum."

"Like you could do any worse than what Aqua does daily." He grumbled to mostly himself. A deep frown on his face as he watched his dick grow from her swaying form.

"Come now, don't be sour because this is the end. How about I let you pick," She suddenly stopped waving and bent herself over all the way forward to lift her skirt. Gigantic cheeks off demon flesh slowly spreading to display cute puffy vaginal lips and a slightly pink asshole. Showing the royal demonic groin to the now fully erect boy. "Pussy or ass?"

Sighing in defeat at his own thickened penis Kazuma looked back at me once more before glaring at the Queen. "I'll fuck your fucking ass." he spat. "Just hurry it up already."

"My my, such impatience even though you ran from me all night." She giggled. Backing herself up until her humungous ass was hovering above his dick.

My feet dragged across the roof tile as I struggled in place to still no avail. "KAZUMA!" I cried, but the crowds cheers picked up once more as the Queen began to sit on her chair and my voice was lost.

"I shan't keep you from the fate you crave any longer. Prepare for death by asshole Satou Kazuma!"

Her ass plunged downwards.

It felt like time slowed down as I watched his dick reach her skin...

But as soon as his mushroom head touched her she shot back up off the chair.

"AAHHNNN~" The tall demon moaned out. Jumping back up as if she'd just been burned.

Queen Xara looked back in confusion at the erect boy in the throne. The first touch had sent an incredibly pleasurable tingle up her spine that had thrown her entire momentum off.

"W-what... was that?" She silently whispered to herself.

Kazuma just looked bemused at her. "Hm? I thought I was going to die from the first insertion? How will that happen if you can't even handle that?"

The crowd started to die down. All a little confused as to why their leader had stopped. "My Queen! What is the matter?" Akane called out from beside me.

The Succubus Queen gave Kazuma an angry glare. "My apologies, just playing with my food! I like giving the worm some hope before I begin!"

She raised herself up to the same position, now a bit more shaky in her approach but thinking it was some simple trap to throw her off. The face she wore seemed to make the crowd concerned, the energy of their chanting slowly dissipating, but not gone yet.

Once more she tentatively moved her cheeks downwards.

The mushroom head touched her asshole and once more her body quaked. The Queen powered through it this time, her anal ring began to push upwards against the tip and a shiver visibly appearing to shake through her core as it did. Her breathing was deep. She was clearly trying desperately to keep her decorum up, biting her lip and waving regally to the crowd, even as each centimetre was shaking her body and making her pant through the slow process.

Then her knees buckled and Kazuma's tip plus three inches entered her at once.

"MMMMMMNNN OOHHFFUUUUCKKKKK~!!!!" Queen Xara moaned loudly, gripping the arms of the throne tightly as she did. Her undignified moans cutting through the Succubae's enthusiasm like a knife. "AHN~ AHN~ AHN~"

Murmurs coursed through the crowd now. Confusion growing at the strength of their queen, or at the strength of the human that was making these noises spring out of her. Was she well? Was he enacting some spell? What was happening up there?

"W-what is thiiiis..?" She panted looking back at a smirking Kazuma. "H-how are you muh-making me feel like this~?" Xara gasped out, sweat already starting to bud on her brow. "And how are you STILL ALIVE?!"

I couldn't help but join him in smirking.


~Flashback~

I handed Kazuma the jar from the chest. "Coat your skin in the spit."

"Ugh, do I have to?" He groaned while looking inside at the sloshing rainbow liquid.

"Yes. And use the towel to wipe yourself down afterwards. Try and not have yourself shining too much." I advised, handing him the towel. "Oh, and really rub it into your dick."

He frowned a little at the idea of rubbing unicorn spit into his skin but still nodded at me. "Alright. I'll trust you here. Even if it's rubbing fake unicorn spit into my cock." He grumbled while removing his shirt.

I cocked my head at him. "Why would you think it's fake?"

"..." He blinked at me, then studied my face. "B-because unicorns are... oh. Oh, u-unicorns are real? Unicorns are real..." The confused boy strangely declared, then mumbled to himself. "Let's deal with that later Kazuma..."

"Um, yeah." I agreed a bit confused myself. Then to explain myself I showed him the passage on unicorns from the animal facts book. "It's our secret weapon here Kazuma, the one thing about unicorns is-"


The Queen Succubus was quaking from the cock in her ass. The tall, bouncy demon who had been toying with us all night had taken five seconds to be shaking from Kazuma's dick it was almost funny. Almost as funny as her reaction to the explanation he'd just told her.

"U-Unicorn spit?!" She gasped through the moans. "But that means-?!"

"That's right Succubitch! My entire body is now a +10 holy weapon!" He laughed. Kazuma's triumphant cackles just barely beat out the Queen's moans. To demonstrate his point he suddenly thrust his face forwards and smeared his face into her back at the convergence between her two wings. Her body shuddered violently as her moan screeched up in volume. "And I hear that's pretty fucking effective on demons!"

It's true, while not fully harmful to her this was our method to make Kazuma's body much more of a weapon then the Succubae were intending. I asked Wiz about the feel of it once, when she started to get purified from just holding Aqua's staff. She said it was a mixture between spicy food and the numb feeling you get from brushing your teeth with too much mint. Holy objects just made her tingle. And boy was the Queen getting some tingles right now, Unicorn Spit was an incredibly concentrated holy substance. As if you'd mixed the orgasms of both Eris and Aqua then had it blessed by three Arch-Priests for good measure. It wasn't enough to purify someone as strong as the Queen unless we'd just thrown the whole jar at her, but even then it could have just made her angrier.

The Succubae were starting to lose their animalistic qualities, looking much more like they had when I first entered their café. Their teeth were still sharper than they had been, and the eyes hadn't mellowed out fully, but the sight of their Queen being suddenly less than dominant was affecting their mentalities.

The Queen was blushing, and unmoving to stop any more feelings rising up, but she also looked very angry. "You son-a-fucking-bitch, don't think you and your tiny little human dick have won. I-I'll just kill you now!" She growled, unsheathing a clawed hand in front of her.

Kazuma didn't even blink. "If you kill me now then you'll lose your subjects to their own addiction for my cum." He growled back lowly. The Queen clicked her tongue at him, but made no move to reach back and stab the adventurer. Kazuma once more wore a triumphant grin. "Besides, I think it's not the length of the sword. It's what you do with it!"

In a blur of motion Kazuma's arms were suddenly freed from the ropes around his hands. Xara looked incredibly worried for a second as she saw the blade of Chunchunmaru in Kazuma's hands, the boy was for once very happy at the small length of the oddly named sword. Before she could do anything to stop him, Kazuma's knife swiped across her back. She winced in pain, only to find she felt none, he hadn't aimed to kill her in her moment of weakness, but instead slice her dress at the shoulder straps.

Her massive breasts bounced into view, nipples very clearly erect, as the red cloth started quickly slipping down her body. She babbled some excuse to the crowd who looked on in awe while trying to grab her falling dress. In her moment of panic she hadn't the time to see what Kazuma was up to, which was her next big mistake.

The adventurer quickly slipped his own shirt off and kicked off his shoes in a speedy motion to become fully naked. He reached up to her wings and with all his might pulled her down. Her huge ass violently enveloped the rest of his dick, cheeks squishing around his thighs as Kazuma drove as high into the woman as he could with his sanctified spear.

"NNNYYAAAAAAAA!!!" She screamed, spine contorting in pleasure and sending her writhing like a slapped slime. The Queen tried to wriggle free from Kazuma's embrace but his grip on her wings was too strong (or at least making her body too sensitive) and every time she moved up he'd drag her down and thrust a little more into her, making the spicy pleasure hit her even deeper. "SSSTOOOPPPITTTTT!!!!" hissed the regal Queen.

"Fuck no." He spat in both arousal and anger, he was far from over with his attacks. "You may be Queen, but after trying to kill my friends you're going on the ground where you belong!"

Kazuma then shoved his feet into the back of her knees. Spicy tingles were sent all through the bucking Queen who fell to her knees in front of the chair. Her back bent backwards as Kazuma moved from her wings to harshly pulling her hair, pushing himself off the chair to land his whole body in the crux of her back. He never let his horn exit her butt, not that her tight orgasming hole would let him leave anyway, making Xara screech into the night. The quakes pushed her forwards and Kazuma began riding that woman all the way down to the rooftile. As she fell Kazuma smeared more of his holy body against her, his hips burying themselves in her ass as he reached about halfway up her to bundle up in her back and wrap his arms around her waist. Queen Xara was on her hands and knees now. How the mighty had fallen so quickly; her eyes were rolled back, every one of her limbs were shaking, and her voice a guttural drone between the panting as her body fell into complete bliss from Kazuma's touch.

"Much better, now take my dick like a good giant whore."

Kazuma's cock dove downwards, spearing the mighty demon in one hard motion as her spine curled upwards to follow the motion of spicy pleasure suddenly attacking her anal canal.

I couldn't help but quietly pump my fist in triumph at his actions. He was doing it, just like we planned...


"There's only one piece of useful information about Succubae in this book." I told Kazuma as he wiped down his sexy body with the shiny towel. "It says that they can only ingest someone's energy when their 'sexual pressure' is above their targets. It's why Succubae usually take people in their sleep when the pressure is at their lowest."

"That explains why we were able to fuck 'em all evening without our souls disappearing." Kazuma surmised as he moved his wiping to the next armpit. "Since you were in control of the room your 'sexual pressure' or whatever must have beaten theirs."

"Hmm, good thinking." I nodded, not fully realising that was the case but thankful for the smarter-than-I Kazuma. "Which means the only way you'll live tonight is if your pressure is above theirs."

He gave it a thought before chuckling, "So I just need to get myself all worked up and horny? I'm sure I know a Crusader who can help with-"

I cut him off as I grabbed his hands. "Kazuma... you know I'd love to but I don't think that'll be enough. The Succubae are no more than beasts right now. Their base instincts have kicked in and we need to get them to calm down." I let go of his hands to raise up the book on animal facts one last time. "I think the only way to do that... is to treat them like the beasts they're acting like."

"Oh god..." He mumbled, looking over my implicating ideas.

"You'll need... to become their alpha."


With one hand pulling her hair, Kazuma struck the Queen's rear every time he buried himself into Xara. The sharp pain becoming extra effective on the demon and, even from the extended distance I was standing from, could see the growing flood that was pouring down onto the roof tile. The cold air from our elevation flowed into her drenched cunt to add to the strange feelings swirling inside.

He relentlessly abused her ass, slapping it again and again as her fat jiggled around his touch. "WITH ALL YOUR HIGH AND MIGHTY ATTITUDE, YOU STILL CAN'T DO SHIT AGAINST MY THICK DICK, QUEEN SUCCUBITCH!"

She couldn't get a single word of retort out as while he was fucking her with such earnest. His feet were positioned atop her ass as he dug into her massive rear again and again. Her hands shakily tried to make some sort of purchase under her but Kazuma was far too quick and ruthless for any thoughts of retaliation to stay in her brain. The sultry charms of the Queen now a babbling mess of moans as she struggled to even keep herself on her hands and knees from the absolute dicking she was receiving. Kazuma was doing so well wrangling the huge woman. Every time it looked like her second wind returned to her he would slap her ass or wrestle her back to the ground so he could begin fucking her with his mighty Godslayer dick once more. And it was pretty obvious he was enjoying himself in her creamy cheeks immensely.

Soon it was too much to even stay on her knees. The Queen of the Succubae's knees buckled under her till her blushing, pleasure filled face skidded across the floor. Not that she minded, her body was on fire and Kazuma just changed his position to be able to curl his cock into new depths of her demonic asshole. Instincts of how to pleasure her combining so very well with his new consecrated weapon.

"H-he's hurting her!" came a voice suddenly from the crowd. A blonde Succubus pointing up to where Xara's face was hanging over the rooftop in blissed abandon. "We need to stop him!" She ordered, flapping her wings to start a rally against their Queen's attacker.

Now, you might think this is a negative turn of events. That the Succubae would be swarming Kazuma and probably get him off of Xara so we're right back where we started. But no, what that showed me is that the Succubae were thinking clearly now. Their beastly natures were slowly reverting to try and help them comprehend what was happening.

Which meant I was back in business.

"Normally everything Kazuma does to your Queen sexually, you Succubae receive it too!" I yelled at the crowd, their heads quickly turning to see me change their reality. "Normally if she's dominated, you're dominated!"

My heart fluttered in triumph when my captors grip's loosened. I fell down to my knees and looked up at the Succubae who had held me now moaning wildly as their entire bodies quaked in the same manner their Queen was. The dark skinned Akane's pussy squirted nearly immediately, like a fountain statue she just stood there leaking as her entire body flushed with sudden explosive heat from her Queen's predicament.

I looked down at the crowd. Instead of a series of hellish demons all demanding their tribute, there was now a collection of orgasming sluts, stroking their pussies and watering our plants with only a confused looking Aqua and Chris standing above them.

"Huh," Chris bemused, "Guess Kazuma's really giving it to her hard up th-hey where you going?"

Aqua had already started heading inside, "Gonna go wash this annoying writing off my arm while this lot's busy. Why, did you want to join them?"

Chris hurried after her fellow Goddess. Only mumbling a quiet agreement to the question, annoyed that there was clearly some of Kazuma's truth laden cum still inside her pussy, but also relieved to be soon free of Succubus control.

Up above, everything was going well. Kazuma was simultaneously fucking a hundred Succubae and loving the group's moans of pleasure as he drove into Xara's tight hole again and again.

"Kazuma! It's all up to you now! Dominate the Queen and you'll be safe!" I cheered, watching Akane collapse to the roof below me and writhe around to each of Kazuma's thrusts.

He stopped thrusting for a moment when my voice hit his ears, giving me a smile and a thumbs up.

However my shout also was heard by the demon woman he was thrusting into. In a blur of anger Kazuma was suddenly thrown across the roof. He fell, making me shriek in terror, but I saw that he managed to hold onto a small stone spindle at the end of the roof.

But what also made me shriek was the demonic aura emanating from the angry naked giant.

"DON'T THINK ME SOME WHIMPERING KITTEN, FOOL!" She roared in pure rage, taking large heavy steps over to Kazuma's struggling form. Not even bothering to let the fall kill him, she scooped him from his peril around his neck and hung him over the side of the building. Even as her hand stung around his blessed body she held him there. "I AM QUEEN XARA-VENUS-EIHETH!! I WILL NOT BE OWNED BY SOME UPSTART LITTLE TWERP COATED IN SPIT!!!"

The Succubae down below were starting to recover as well. The assault on Xara now over they were slowly getting up after being so thoroughly dominated.

Kazuma kicked his legs to no avail. Struggling to get a breath as the Demon Queen held his life in the balance, yet he was also choking out some sort of syllables to her. "-Hck- W-tthkk-mmks-ncrn- spt-?"

Curiosity got the better of her and she loosened her grip just enough to ask, "What was that you blithering idiot?"

"-COUGH- I said... w-what makes you th-think we only c-coated me in spit?"

Her eyes went wide. For two reasons: one was the realisation of what he was talking about, the other was my hand diving into her ass from the guide Kazuma's dick had started for me.

"GYAAAAAAAAAAIIEEEE!!!" She screamed out loudly as a huge burst of pleasure rippled through her.

She dropped Kazuma from lack of strength, but luckily he was resourceful enough to swing his body and grab her wrist to drag himself forwards and throw his entire body onto her rack. His divine body surged new pleasures all around her, adding to the mountain of twitching pleasure that I was applying to her asshole. There was only enough Unicorn Spit left to coat my hands and most of my arms, but it was just enough to let me help, and it was fully enough to make the Succubus Queen orgasm, especially since Kazuma was using her erect nipples as handles while he scrambled on her front.

Queen Xara couldn't handle it, falling backwards from Kazuma assaulting her front and myself assaulting her behind. It was a tangle of bodies, the heavy Queen landing on me hard. I had to eject from her ass but we were safely still on the roof and with our twitching Queen gasping for air instead of full of rage.

"Kazuma!" I muffled out, before squeezing up from behind the fallen succubus. I reached around her body to make her squirm before mauling her massive melons. "Keep the pressure up! Fuck her tits!"

"On it!" He gloriously declared and quickly took the tits from my hands. Weakly the Queen tried to push him off her, but my hallowed hands clapped against the sides of her demonic face. She hissed loudly at the sudden stinging, but couldn't stop my holy attack from shooting pleasurable electricity all around her face while Kazuma began to rub his erection into her soft titpussy.

From below her I could feel all the violent shakes that he was causing with his thrusting. Orgasm after orgasm from just having her breasts massaged like this. She nearly choked on pleasure when I reached up a little further to squeeze her horns, from the other Succubae I knew they were sensitive spots for the demon women and my touch was magnified very strongly. Her face was full of tears, her hands and wings were limply accepting the punishments Kazuma and I handed out to her, and her legs kicked around beneath her involuntarily to all the pangs attacking her pussy.

"H-how are you two sho good at this?" Xara mewled. Her attitude was melting away into the bliss fog of her mind. But she could still use a push.

"Look at him." I ordered, pushing her jaw to make her large face point at the thrusting Kazuma. "This isn't just any man, this is perhaps the smartest, scummiest, and big hearted man you'll ever meet." If I was looking I'd of maybe seen Kazuma's slight frown at the mixed compliments, but we were both busy with other things. "Sure, he's coated in holy spit, but these feelings that are burning into your soul are not so simply achieved by just using holy weaponry. Only someone as amazing as him could do this to someone as powerful as you, right?"

Her eyes were growing wide in reverence as my words took hold. "I... I suppose..."

My hand reached back down to massage her breasts as my hot breath attacked her ear. "You feel it, don't you? That hot sweaty attraction. That sweet fucking arousal. Desire to just let go to someone so incredible. All because they were better than you. You feel it, don't you?"

"I... H-he's... maybe..." She whimpered. Her red lips were starting to move a little forward to kiss the leaking head that kept coming so close. Which brought me to my next point.

"Not to mention his dick. That huge slab of meat has defeated Noblewomen, Goddesses, Prosecutors and Liches. And tonight it will be used to dominate you, own you, breed you. Tonight Kazuma will be your new King."

Her breathing was so ragged as she watched his dick thrust between her breasts again and again. She made no claim to deny his size, his accomplishments, nor his ability to fully claim her this evening. Xara wanted it, you could see it in her eyes. The only discord on her face was when she looked over at the other demons on the roof, squeezing their breasts from the feelings they were assaulted by. "B-but my subjects-"

"Normally any ideas of Succubus addiction will be overridden by him dominating you." I cooed into her ear comfortingly. "So just give in, free your subjects. Free yourself. Give in to the pleasure that Satou Kazuma can provide you..."

The soft tits and total masculation of my words made Kazuma's flood gates unfurl. Only barely barking out some warning before his cum burst out across the Queen's face. Xara simply opened her mouth to let the torrent of white sauce cover her face. Her eyes fluttered, her tongue swirled the cum around her mouth as soon as a blast spurted in there. Moans of pleasure swirled around the entire group of Succubae, all experiencing the pure delicacy of Kazuma's thick and tasty jizz.

"I-I..." She mumbled. Kazuma just walked up her body and shoved his dick straight into her mouth. Queen Xara-Venus-Eiheth could have ended it all right there, but her mind was too enraptured by the taste of holy cock to do anything but submissively suckle on Kazuma. Gulping down the last drops from his shaft and cleaning him with her large forked tongue. He kept himself there for a minute, letting her properly clean him, before slowly retreating from her enraptured face. "I don't think I can deny it anymore... you are simply too much for me, you win. I am yours, Master Kazuma."

I fell back in relief. Kazuma had done it. He'd absolutely dominated the Queen of the Succubae!

"Fuck yeah you are." Kazuma growled happily. Patting her head as a reward as the tall woman purred into his touch. "But I believe that my title is 'King Kazuma' for you Succubae, innit?"

"Of course, my King." Xara happily giggled, a wide smile at accepting her truth while also scooping up the cum from her face with one clawed finger and sucking it down into her mouth. "I apologise deeply for making it so difficult to claim me. I was stubborn, almost in disbelief that I'd finally found someone to handle me. I should have given up as soon as I felt such an amazing dick enter me."

"You're forgiven. It's been a weird night for all of us." Kazuma smiled. Heartbeat finally starting to return to some normalcy.

"Will there be anything else you want from me this evening?"

"Yeah, send the Succubae home." responded Kazuma bluntly. But then gave her a more sauntering look. "Then we'll think about fucking you properly."

She nodded and flapped her wings to stand tall once more. I was also finally freed but I think the two had sort of forgotten I was underneath her.

"My subjects! Hear me now!" Xara boomed out. All the demon women began to regain some form of lucid thought after also being drowned in their submission. "After 50 years of waiting, searching, tonight we have a new King! King Kazuma!" She declared and thrust her arms to present him.

The naked boy looked awkwardly at the sea of lewd demons. Timidly waving a hand at the silence.

But his attitude changed when everyone cheered.

He waved much more earnestly as all the women below hollered and whistled, a new chant of KING KAZUMA quickly overcoming them as news of their King filled their hearts with happiness.

The only thing that stopped them was when Xara raised her hands to silence them.

"He has fully dominated your Queen! A human with the virile determination and strength to defeat someone as strong as me! Our Café is now his! Our wombs now a field for his oats! We belong to Satou Kazuma!"

Both of us looked agape at the amazingly erotic claims she bestowed to her people. Xara just winked at us as she spoke, knowing the effect she was having on us. The Succubae were just eating it up, chanting even louder about their King.

"But for now, return to the Café once more! As your king, he will decide when we are deemed worthy of breeding! He will decide when you have earned his favour! Until then, return to your home and do as you would: dream of your King! Dream of his love and his blessings! Dream of ways you may become worthy of our King! KING KAZUMA!!!"

With one final cheer the swarm of lewd women flew off into the beautiful moonlit night. Leaving the three of us atop the mansion in awe.

Chapter 34: Succubus Finale: Kings and Queens

Summary:

All's well that ends well... right?

Chapter Text

We came down from the roof pretty quickly after the Succubae left. Xara managed to fly us to the ground, though her body was already shaking at the feel of the two of us rubbing up against her as she did.

When we landed she knelt down in front of us on one knee. "The Succubae have returned my King. Are you pleased with me?"

Kazuma hadn't been expecting such absolute devotion so quickly but he wasn't hiding his enjoyment either. "Yeah sure. Good slut." He brazenly dismissed, earning a shudder of approval from both Xara and me.

"Thank you my King. May I ask... are you going to..." Her gaze kept breaking from the ground to look up to crotch level with temptuous eyes. "...um, use that... holy thing, anymore today...? Perhaps?"

Her eyes went wide in shock when Kazuma walked right by her, panic and sadness flashing over her face before she heard her King command: "Bedroom's this way, come on."

While Kazuma showed his giddy prize to his room I caught up with the other two girls in the mansion. Chris excused herself from our home pretty quickly, saying she wanted to make sure everyone in town was okay and that the Succubae got back to the café safe. She also told me she's not supposed to be away from the heavenly realm for too long at a time so would need time before she resumed harem duties. Though admitted that probably wouldn't stop her for long.

Aqua was also feeling tired after such a long night. She waved my concerns saying she's just had enough of Succubae for today and would prefer to have a bath with Chomusuke while her Kazuma claims the Queen. The cat didn't dislike the idea either, the excitement of the night making her curl up happily in Aqua's arms as the two bid us happy fucking.

Which left me and Kazuma and Xara.

And my guilty conscience.

I know you think I'd somewhat resolved that when Kazuma asked me out on a date... and I do love him for that, but the actions I took today can't be forgotten so quickly. After Chris was claimed I swore that as long as no one was hurt I'd be able to live this way, but now I'd driven an entire species to madness and hurt the majority of Axel in the process. What kind of Crusader does that? What kind of noble does that? It all just knotted me up inside...

With a sigh I pushed the feelings away. No point bringing the mood down now. I'll watch over Kazuma's final claiming of Xara in case she tries anything, then deal with my strained emotions later. That sounds healthy.

The sight of a giant Succubus taking up the entirety of Kazuma's double bed was quite the welcome difference from yesterday. I silently slipped into the room while the two made out passionately, Xara dripping her demon juices all over our already ruined sheets. Her King was straddling her upper body as his hands went crazy on her breasts. Twisting the Queen's nipples, rubbing her skin on his dick, just letting the fat move around his hands, I could tell he was in heaven even from my position.

A quiet position that was ruined when Xara smiled warmly over to me with tearfully happy eyes. Which in turn made my crush turn and smile at me as well.

"Darkness! Come over here and try out these tits! They're insane!" Kazuma happily ordered. I hesitated slightly, as much as I wanted to my guilt was rising up a little... something that Kazuma noticed instantly. "Darkness. Get over here." He ordered a little more sternly which I was powerless to ignore, quickly hurrying over to him and his prize.

Sitting next to the large woman's body, Kazuma gave me an unearned head pat that made my heart flutter like crazy. "You okay? You don't have to seem so down, we won you know."

I couldn't respond straight away as he stroked my hair a little too pleasurably. "I-it's just been a long night Kazuma." One I was to be blamed for. "But I'm here to help you break this one in! I wouldn't miss that for anything." Which was true, I could push my feelings of guilt aside for a while while I watched Kazuma work his magic on this giant beauty. He was only going to do that once, and she looked oh so ready for it.

"Yessss, break me my King..." hissed the ex-regal demon, flicking her tongue around excitedly.

Kazuma silenced her by applying his holy hands to the tongue, jamming two fingers into her mouth and making Xara moan intensely as he smiled somewhat sympathetically at me. "Alright Darkness, well have as much fun as you want. She's as much your capture as she is mine."

I gracefully nodded at him, then turned with growing hunger at the beauty on his bed. Technically he did just order me to have fun, and as his property I would have to do as he says no matter my feelings...

My hands dove deep into the Queen's left titflesh, a soft spongy pillow that made the wanton moans leak out longingly from Xara's dignity.


Kazuma's breast groping wasn't just affecting Xara and Darkness. His skilled hands may be mauling one breast physically, but it was felt by all the Succubae as they flew home to the café. Many women giggling or moaning as their tit was ghostly fondled expertly by their King. Even if they didn't share their Queen's endowments they could still sense her pleasure given sexually by Kazuma.

"Mmm. King Kazuma." Morrigan purred as she flew a little haphazardly through the sky. A naughty thrill from the feelings in her chest paired well with the memory of his time in the café tonight. "I wish that stud hadn't sent us home so quickly. I only got a taste of his mighty tool before, but it'll stay with me forever."

"We shared that one sis." Lilith chirped next to her. She smaller breasted Succubus also swaying slightly in her flight from the feelings in her chest. "I can't wait until he comes back to the café, I'll make sure to use all my skills on him to make him remember me next time! Maybe he'll even add me to his personal fuck toys!"

Morrigan hummed in agreement. Part of her wanted to ignore orders and turn around to join her Queen in being dominated, but she knew she'd at least feel her Queen's submission in her loins soon enough.

But then, in the silent sleeping night, something caught Morrigan's eye. The wicked woman giggling as a new plan quickly formed.

"Our Queen ordered us to earn our King's favour, and I think I know a way to get started."

Morrigan swooped down to a nearby rooftop. There, a thief with a bag of assumedly rich items slept peacefully, clearly caught up and forced to sleep in the strange location due to the hunt from earlier. Her body was well built for the adventurer life while still being full of soft meat, with huge breasts stuffed into a skimpy v-neck crop top. Black hair covered one of her sleeping eyes, though her pretty face still wore a blush from the nature of the dreams she was caught in. Morrigan's sexy body bent down to examine the sleeping thief on the roof.

"She'll do nicely~" The demon purred as she felt up the sleeping woman. "Our King could use a gift with such a shapely trained body. Let's just take a quick look at the inside..." Morrigan then slowly dipped her hand into the skull of the slumbering thief. "Hmm. Melissa. Treasure Hunting Thief. Currently dreaming of an encounter she had once in a dungeon with an ex-fuck buddy." She explained, then began moving around her hand inside the thief. "Let's just change that to our King pounding away at her slutty cunt, and give him Kazuma's actual size as well. I'll curse her with some sensitivity for good measure."

Melissa's breath suddenly hitched in her throat. The red on her face increasing as her dreams changed shape to fit the naughty Succubus' will. Morrigan's grin slowly increased as her hold over the slumbering thief increased. "We'll soon have you begging to be bred by Kazuma. A slutty dom turned completely submissive by his cock before you've even tasted it."

"Ooohhh, nice work sis." Lilith giggled, loving the mature grace her sister gave out whenever up to something naughty. And naughty was a mood Lilith thought to reciprocate. "I wanna do one too! Let's see..." Her eyes grazed over another woman asleep on the rooftop a bit further back. A brown haired, brown skinned woman in full knight armour. It made it tricky to figure out if her body was any good, but the face was definitely serene enough, if a little stern. Lilith quickly jammed her hand into the woman and began searching. "Aloerina. She's the Police Chief, and dreaming about... her police partner...-oh! And his brother! What a naughty cop, heehee." Lilith giggled. Her hand began stirring the Chief's brain, mixing dreams like her sister did. "Well well well. Looks like neither of them could hold a candle to our King. They're on their knees, both begging her to fuck the bigger, superior meat rod. They know their place before him, and little Aloerina wants to be shown hers~"

The two continued to mix in a few more naughty dreams to the two women, then moving on to any more sleeping targets they could find on the way back home. Hoping their seeds of passion would grow new fruit for their mighty ruler.


"F-foreplay as divine as this issss a real treat-t, my masters." Xara choked, the two of us enjoying her reactions to our holy hands quite a lot. "B-but your p~ah!~ p-plaything is more than ready, and it's been far too long for meeee...!"

When her wings flexed in pleasure and sent Kazuma's side table into the wall we knew it was probably time to stop teasing nipples so much. Though I couldn't resist switching to a different type of teasing...

"Xara, how long has it been for you?" I asked while the two of us slunk down her body to her moistened slit. In perfect sync we rubbed her mons and pelvis area around her pussy to really make our holy touch felt. "You said your husband died fifty years ago, yeah?"

The Queen had perhaps never felt so submissive before these two humans that were only rubbing her gently, yet making strange erotic noises escape her lips. "Mmmhmmmmm..."

Kazuma peeled back her folds to unveil the demon's clitoris to the open air. Very lightly I traced it with my finger. "And how many 'thousands of men' have you conquered in that time?"

Hot and heaving breathing was all the response I got for a minute. Xara trying her best to not buck from pleasure lest our hands be pushed away. Eventually she managed to squeeze out an answer. "~Haaaahnnn~ ~Haaaahhhhhnnnnn~ nn-nnnone..."

In shock I accidentally grabbed her whole clit in my hand and made her budding orgasm rip through her. Her core heat had been so quickly attacked with holy magic it made the Queen's spine curl and her belly shoot upwards as wings spiked into the floor. In the moment of control loss, Xara's head pushed back against the headboard she had been leaning on to have it suddenly turn to a 45 degree angle. Once more I'd managed to break one of Kazuma's beds, though he had bigger concerns.

"Seriously?! The Succubus Queen hasn't had sex in 50 years?!"

She shook her head in embarrassment and pleasure, then pouted. "I-it's not like I haven't tried to get back out there... but every time I do my sexual pressure is so high that they die as soon as my panties come down! I've been surviving off dream sex and the Succubus challenge ever since my husband died, but neither feel as fulfilling as real sex..." The Queen pouted in her own loss, then pointed to the Succubus mark on her mons. Hers looking a little different from the other Succubae, as it had some extra writing on it.

"'Ego inveni quem possidet animam meam'" Kazuma read it out aloud, the two of us looking at each other in hopes the other knew what it meant. "What is that, Latin or something?"

Xara gave us a sigh, "'I have found the one whom owns my soul'. My husband was... rather possessive in love. It was part of the promise between Incubus husband and Succubus wife that our bodies would only be able to mate with someone of equal sexual pressure." Her face's embarrassment increased suddenly. "And... if I am to admit it to my new King... the village rampages that people know me for were just me trying to find a mate. I've been... rather desperate."

"Ah. I see..." Kazuma looked at me in a panic, like his life was in the balance again.

But his prize had other plans. She leant up and enveloped the two of us into a tit filled hug, even though it clearly made her body react to our holy touch. "So I can only thank you. Every type of male demon and monster you could imagine have lost to my sexual pressure, but you won my King. You have defeated me and I couldn't be happier." The Queen smiled warmly, then kissed the two of us on our heads one after the other. "I'd never imagine you two with such a small statures could hold such an incredible amount of pure raw sexual power to overthrow me. My only desire now is to please you, to help your harem grow and to use my body to pleasure you. So please, ram and demolish and bury yourself into my body until my loins become fully free of their fifty year virginity."

"Man you're good at those speeches." Kazuma admitted with an impressed tone. Xara happily giggling at his eagerness and leaning back to her position on the bed. "Darkness, you want in on this? I could make her lick you if you'd like?"

I was almost taken aback at the sudden focus shift to myself. "Kazuma, that's very kind but I really do enjoy watching you work. I don't mind assisting with these holy hands however."

The boy at the end of the bed chuckled, "Sounds good to me. Let's claim this Queen together." He sneered in power to the quivering demon. The oversized woman's crotch still seemed mighty fuckable, and the sheer amount of jiggling meat was making him hungry.

Kazuma thwacked his girth onto the meaty folds of his new acquisition.


"Oh!" A blonde Succubus gasped, looking down at her pussy excitedly. "I felt that one!"

Most of the demons had returned to the café by their Queen's orders. Some were upstairs cleaning the now messy café before any patrons could enter, but a lot were huddled in their bunk beds and awaiting the sexual pleasure their Queen, and in turn themselves, would soon be receiving. A lot of them were still feeling quite horny after Kazuma treated their Queen's ass so good (not to mention the teasing he'd started on their way home) but now the message was clear: the psychic bond they shared with their Queen's demonic slit had infinite reach and was about to be played with hard. And their discussions were rapidly picking up with their excitement levels:

"Oh god, he felt so good up my ass I can't wait!" "He's such a tease! Just rubbing our Queen's pussy like this." "Y-you can't start kissing my cunt as well Gloria! My minds seriously gonna break once he enters me!" "Too bad, you taste way too good for me to not enjoy some juice as he fucks me as well." "Ooohhhh, his head just grazed her clit. Fuck~ I need to get him to add me to his personal harem~"


"God, you're pussy is just begging for it isn't it."

"Y-yessss~" Her forked tongue escaped her clenched teeth as she hissed in longing, "I'm begging for it too my King. Pleassseee fuck me with that holy weapon!"

Kazuma could only get so erect at the edge of a royal fuck hole without his brain ordering him to just fucking fuck her already. "Alright, slutubus." He hummed in growing eagerness, but also winked at me as well.

Twas our final revenge plot against the docile demoness, just for all she'd put us through tonight. I had shifted to just beside her head and dove at Kazuma's order, gripping Xara's sensitive horns while he thrust blessed cock penetrated the pussy to its hilt in one violent motion.

"WaiIIIIEEEE!!!!!" Was her final cry before the sensation took over.

Holy hardness scraped along demonic ridges, the intimate feelings making her hole squeeze down on his girth yet meeting more seraphic spiciness as she did. An endless loop quickly formed of the more Kazuma's dick shocked her system, the more she squeezed. And the more she squeezed, the more the blessed weapon would swirl new pleasure into her core.

It wasn't long before the woman's 50 year virginity ended with her climaxing harder than she'd ever had before.

"OH~! FFFFUCK! YESS! YYYESSSSS!" She yelled, squirming around from both of our continued teasing and rough treatment of her body. I reached down and gave the sexy Queen a long kiss as she rode out her own screams. Forked tongue exploring my mouth like a snake, the thick meat that tasted like the tastiest meal I've had was spasming around my jaw like crazy as moans filled my cheeks. When I let her go she was a tear dripping mess, mumbling, "Ssoo longg.... s-sooo tasteeeyy... ssooo ttttHICK...." as her tongue continued to flick my amazingly tasty face.

Kazuma had only given the tall woman a moment to come down from her initial orgasm before winding up for another attack, and another, and another, soon building his steady rhythm inside the tight space. As one would expect from the title of Succubus Queen her hole was quite a wild one to tame, especially as it was so hungry and desperate for attention. It was fighting his movements every step of the way, begging his cock to stay as deep as possible and squeezing him closely whenever he tried to retreat. My Kazuma was obviously up to the challenge though, letting juices drag out as much as they wanted; he was fucking this hole no matter what it had to say.

And Xara was loving it.

"Oh godd, ooohh godddd..." She moaned, eyes rolling wherever they wanted as her world rocked in pleasure. "I was so wroonngg about you humans..."

"Why's that?" I pried, letting my holy hand squeeze her nipple to try and get her mind to focus.

"F-for so long I thought of you humans as mere cattle. Fleshy sexual urge p-producers who perish so quickly that we need to farm you to keep you safe." Xara explained while panting in pleasure. Looking down to the man ravaging her with complete reverence. "To think, I'd be calling a human 'King' and 'Master'. That I'd fall to his superior genes and beg to let my womb carry his human children. It's ssoo naughty... and fucking hottt..."

Her own words getting the better of her, Xara seized up again in orgasmic bliss. Squeezing her meaty thighs around Kazuma's waist to where he looked like he might've been in real trouble. But with his usual quick thinking he bent down and licked his holy tongue into her belly button, making her leg kick forward sharply before loosening up from the odd pleasure placement.

"Fuck yeah it is." Kazuma smirked into her blissful stare. "I think... I can get you started on those human kids... pretty fucking sooon...." He huffed, with her legs open a little more his full hardness could piston in and out with nothing holding it back bar the incredibly tight hot hole.

Xara's eyes were nearly giddy with desire. From my position I could hear her whisper a plea of 'do it do it do it do it do it', and I could feel violent shakes down her spine as another orgasm built itself around her. I couldn't fault her hair trigger considering how powerful Unicorn spit was on just her outsides but it was lovely to see a Queen be so utterly cock drunk.

Once Kazuma's damn broke, the shudders of pleasure from Xara became heavy with happiness. Thick globby semen was quickly gobbled by the Succubus' cervix. A heat that had been missed for so long by the slutty demon was now filling her again after 50 years. The hunger and frustration that had defined so much of her life past her husbands passing was now over, this beautifully studly human was defiling her and she loved it. So many years of her subjects getting fucked while she had to stay locked in her bodies needs, scraping their droppings like a peasant, but now a real man was planting his seed inside her.

The open mouthed pants of the Demonic Queen finally began to die down for her. "Th-thank you for my first real meal in yea~rs, my King." She sighed, rubbing the boy's back as he slouched on top of her. "Please, rest yourself inside my soiled folds until you are ready to go again. I know men have their 'refractory period'."

A single snort escaped me. If there was one thing you didn't want to do, it was challenge Kazuma on his own abilities. Though he was clearly tired, with a cocky smirk Kazuma peeled himself off the woman's sweaty skin and nodded to me.

With excited glee, I once more grabbed the Succubus Queen by the horns. She seemed very surprised, but not as surprised as what I did next. Like a matador with a bull I manhandled the entire body of the Queen to suddenly flip her entire body around onto her front. The blessed tingles on her brow making her very easy to manipulate. Without even a second to register what was happening to her, Xara's cum filled pussy was split apart once more by throbbing Kingly cock.

"W-What the ~AHNGFUCK~!? HMMy King! You- Ahhh!- You're still fucking me!" Xara exclaimed, stars dancing in her vision as the pleasure she feared she'd need to wait for was avalanching around her body.

"It's my fucking hole to do with what I please, right?" Kazuma grunted, hips quickly returning to their thorough pounding speed.

I got an amazing view of the once regal queen now moaning loudly in my face, Kazuma happily ending her dry spell in grand fashion with plenty of slaps to her thick butt cheeks. "Wait until the third or fourth load before you really sing his praises."

Xara couldn't believe it. Even beyond the heavenly spice that zapped her most intimate areas, Kazuma was providing way too much bliss. Never had she expected a human to fuck her like this. Hard heavy quakes in her body every time meat rammed into her cervix. She'd barely had time to breathe since he delivered his ball juice into her and now he was priming her again! Slamming into all of the Queen's favourite spots that not even the last King knew about. Heat washed over, dripping carnal lusts infesting her womb and spreading their pleasure to her soul. The only part of her feeling any form of negativity was the last semblance of her mind cursing herself for fighting Kazuma for even a few hours, and not tracking him down earlier.

The adventurer was obviously having a great time. A giant woman that was filled with his creampie? Beautiful. Xara was a kinky guy's playground. No matter what he did she loved it, though his instincts still knew exactly how to treat her, he didn't need to rely on them that much. A random slap here or a playful nibble there was still making juice explode from her pussy onto his holy crotch. She was fucking fun to fuck, the fact he was also degrading a Queen was just icing on the smutty cake.

I was still enjoying the demon's face being so close to mine. Such an odd POV to see her be bullied up close to my face while I could play with her all I wanted. Pulling her pointy ears made her moan, licking her extended tongue made her gasp, and stroking her sensitive horns made foam emerge from the corners of her mouth. I could see her wings flap with pleasure and tits flop around lewdly beneath her. It's probably an image that will stay with me when I regale the world with Kazuma's conquests. The human with a giant cock who defeated the gigantic queen.

"Xara, tell me what's in your heart." I said to her ear when her face rested atop my shoulder. "Who's better, your husband or Kazuma?"

"Kazuma! Of course it's Kazuma!" She groaned instantly, "My husband left me with 50 years of frustration! A part of me wants to still love him, but the rest of me just feels love for the cock that saved me!"

I giggled, then whispered into her ear. "I've found our King likes to know how superior he is to other lesser males..." Her eyes were shocked for just a moment at my implication before joining my smile of fun.

Xara rotated herself back to facing Kazuma, using her great size to sit up yet trap his body inside her with a leg that coiled around his back. It took some curling on her part but the two were face to face now.

"Kazuma, my husband was a demon taller than me, with broad red shoulders and a hellish demeanour..." She explained looking him dead in the eye. We both were a little confused by this before she went on, "...and even after so long, I can earnestly tell you beat his dick in size. If both of your manhood's were presented to me I would pick yours in a heartbeat."

His breathing became a little deeper at that. And the way Xara shuddered I could tell his cock grew a little as well. "It's something about the way you're hitting me, so powerful and so filling. Never have I been so satisfied. I want to dedicate my life to it, to you. Please scrape out all of the feelings from the last King and replace them with only memories of your grand penis. You are my alpha, my King, my Kazuma..." She purred, letting his body go just enough for his cock to thrust into her again. He picked up speed immensely, just growling at her tightness as she let him ravage her juicy pussy again and again.

I decided to get in on the action for the oncoming finale and wrapped my arm around her neck. I pressed my body into her back, sandwiching her as a wall between myself and Kazuma's thrusts.

"Xara let's hear you say it one last time. You'll dedicate your life to Kazuma?"

"Yes!"

"Always use your body to entertain him?"

"-Ahn!- Always!"

"Worship him!?"

"Yes!"

"Love him?!"

"YES!"

"Submit to his cock, now and forever?!"

"FOREVER AND FUCKING EVER!"

"That's a very good girl." I hissed into her ear. The two's bodies were just moans and thrusts. "Now cum for Kazuma!"

The King and Queen of the Succubae climaxed together, screaming to the heavens in pure blissful release. A second helping of holy sperm pumping directly into a demon's womb. The perfect matrimony as Xara happily exclaimed;

"YYYESYESYESYESSSSSS! YEEESSSS!!!!!! KAZUUMMMAAAA!!!!!!!"


The other Succubae were in a similar state.

So many demons had already passed out from pleasure. The feelings from their Queen proving too much for many of the less experienced demons.

Amongst a pile of satisfied babes were two Succubae playing with each other's bodies. A dark blue haired older woman playing with the short ginger girl who was just barely holding onto consciousness, struggling to stay awake through her orgasms.

"D-do you think he feels me Anya? Feels my pussy?" asked the younger of the two Succubae. "I... I really want him to know how much I'm enjoying it..."

The older woman leant on her arm and wiped some sweat from the girl's brow. Stars in her unfocused eyes that perhaps didn't even realise she was touched.

"Our King is connected to all our pussies right now, I'm sure our beautiful Queen is lavishing him and telling him all about how we love it." Anya hummed. The girl was nearly completely asleep right now, tears of happiness streaming down her face from the words she was hearing and the feeling consuming her. Always knowing how to help someone sleep, the older demon added one last lie for the younger demon to drift off to. "Sleep now dear Fyroria. When you wake, I hear King Kazuma might want to make you his personal toilet."

"I -yawn- I'd love that..."


Xara finally stopped twitching, which was a relief. We were hoping we hadn't accidentally killed a demon with Kazuma's cock.

Healthy thick cum bubbled out of her happy hole as Kazuma pulled out of her. He slumped down onto his demonic woman, using her as a bed with head amongst her breasts and eyelids drooping low. "Alright... I'm fucking calling it. Bed. Sleep. Need."

I had to agree with him, ready to let this night seep into memories, but to both of our tired bodies chagrin our third had other plans. "M-my King, I ask for one last request."

She received an unintended groan of disapproval, one that said 'this better be quick', but didn't deny her request either. Xara quickly took that minor affirmative and hurried with her final idea of the night, putting Kazuma back to sitting position and placing her hand on her mons where her succubus tattoo was. A short bright flash of light suddenly erupted from her hand before she explained herself.

"I have erased the promise to the previous King from my body. My request is for you to etch any message into me to make me yours. It must be done quick, while the magic is fresh."

"Oh shit." Kazuma exclaimed. He was a little too tired for his mind's filter to stop him, and too tired to come up with any grand standing phrase in a quick turnaround. The look on Xara's face seemed worried he'd miss his chance, which egged him into writing the first thing that came to mind.

A few scribbles on her mons with his finger later and us two women were able to peer over to see the young boy's ownership declaration...

Kazuma was here

"..."

I gave him a very unimpressed stare. He gave me a panicked, embarrassed look back. "I-uh...."

"It's perfect." Xara beamed and wrapped her arms around us again to bring us to her lying position. "You do not impose your will, you do not force a contract, you were here and I am yours. What else needs to be said?"

"Yeah... -yawn- that's why I did it..." Kazuma sleepily smiled, happy that his terrible quick thinking hadn't permanently stained this woman with a message she hated. The hug sent Kazuma to sleep nearly instantly after that. He's earned it after a long day of fucking priests, liches and demons.

I was more curled up next to Xara while Kazuma lay on top of her, as she wrapped giant arm around my body to squeeze me in closer. A wing covered us like a cocoon of comfort and warmth and soon I was asleep as well.


Aqua carefully entered Kazuma's bedroom. Her bed was still far too big for her to reasonably sleep in it all by herself, but could she bed with a Demon? The Goddess' mind was still undecided.

"Hmm, good evening Aqua." came a quiet purr from the bed before Aqua had even fully opened the door. She cringed but begrudgingly entered anyway, giving a fiercely concerned look to the Succubus in Kazuma's bed. Darkness was snuggled up on the left, bundled into a giant wing like a newborn, while Kazuma himself was curled up asleep on top and using the woman's large breast as a pillow while she stroked his head. "Or should I say, 'Mistress'?"

Aqua frowned. "Yeah, you better. Remember the hierarchy, demon. Kazuma's your King but I'm his partner in the Harem so that makes me your Queen as well."

Xara just kept her smile up. "Of course, my beautiful Queen. Though I may rule the Succubae, in your harem I am merely a humble peon. I will call you anything you wish."

"G-good..." Aqua mumbled, not expecting such subservience from the large woman. Her gaze drifted down to the hand stroking Kazuma's shaggy head, something Xara quickly picked up on.

"I am giving my dearest here the sweetest dreams I am capable of. He will wake feeling refreshed and full of energy to tackle any and all women who he wishes to conquer." She explained calmly, happy to show how she served her new masters. "The Lady Darkness is also receiving peaceful dreams. May I perform the same ritual for you, my Queen? I fear there may be some animosity between us after my actions tonight and anything I can do to earn forgiveness would make me happy."

Aqua turned the idea over and over again in her head. "...I, I guess... but no funny business! I don't want to wake up as some demon harpy snake creature cause you felt jealous of me and Kazuma!"

"I wouldn't dream of... that." Xara admitted honestly, then opened her left arm to the Goddess. Aqua still stepped carefully, part of her wanting to take Kazuma and run, but the other part was telling her that Xara seemed to want to live peacefully. It wasn't her fault she got temporarily addicted to Kazuma's cum... a feeling Aqua could honestly understand considering her own tastes.

Eventually the bluenette curled up on the opposite side to Darkness, deciding to go the full experience and leaning her head down onto the massive breast. Tastes of Kazuma drifted up from the Succubus' skin, either from their earlier exploits or from the abilities of the Succubus. The warmth she hadn't been expecting. A wing curled around Aqua and made her feel incredibly safe and secure. Her eyes grew heavy very quickly, her body became light as a feather, and bliss surged through her brain when Xara stroked her hair gently.

"Good girl~" Xara cooed as Aqua entered the land of sleep.

The water goddess floated around, no dream forming solidly as Xara constructed the scene quickly. Soon her mind found it's place. She was on a picnic blanket, it was night time but in the summer when the air was a warm blanket even at midnight. Other people were all sat on blankets, seemingly waiting for something Kazuma was there, he suddenly handed her a glass of her favourite bubbly then kissed her. Darkness was on her other side, cutting Aqua a slice of delicious cake from their picnic before kissing her as well. Somewhere ahead she could see Megumin, arguing with a man about something. She seemed excited and soon Aqua could see why, as with a ffffssss then a bang the night sky burst with colour. Her two favourite people snuggling to her close as they watched the fireworks in happiness.


"Phew!" Eris exclaimed as she sat back in her chair. She had to get some paperwork sorted on the details of her visit to Axel but after that she was heading straight to bed. It had been quite a busy few hours for her, filled with amazing pleasures that her mind kept drifting back to...

'Stop it, the harem can wait five minutes without me.'

With a tingling heat teasing the edge of her concentration she ploughed through with her important Goddess work. Organising wayward souls, those that prayed to her, those that masturbated to Kazuma, all the important stuff. Though it was when she had to cover the Xara event that she began to question something that was bothering her. "...I wonder how Kazuma was able to get over Xara's sexual pressure? Being turned into a holy weapon is one thing, but she could have still killed him if his confidence wasn't high enough..." She hummed, twirling the pen in her hand as she looked into the crystal ball to the sleeping Kazuma. Their viewings of the event cut off when the two had entered the basement, for some reason they'd never explored that part of her friend's mansion. Either way, Kazuma's pressure level had spiked massively after he got out of the basement with the Succubae.

A thought drifted in to the Goddess' mind. She switched feeds to where Darkness was sleeping on Xara. "Hmm... there's not many things that are known to spike someone's pressure... but they were alone for a little while..." Eris pondered, things slowly clicking in her head. But then she shrugged it off with a smile. "If I'm right then I'm happy for you D. I know how much you've been pining for him. Though I also ain't gonna take it lying down either, hehe."

"Take what lying down?"

"AH!" Eris jumped in her chair, not expecting someone to be snooping around and listening to her mumbling. "B-B-Boss! You scared me!"

Her boss frowned down at her, then moved their vision to the blonde woman in the ball. "Hmm. I've been meaning to talk to you about this world, Eris."


I awoke with a start.

"I must say, you are an interesting one Mistress." Xara hummed, still apparently wide awake as she stirred our dreams. "I've not had many reject the notion of peace so readily in their dreams before."

I looked back at her, panting in a cold sweat. Had that really been the problem? I... "I'm... just feeling sweaty. Usually I bathe before bed, I'll be back in a second." was my rapid explanation as I shuffled from our pile to the door.

"Mistress Dustiness." Xara's sultry voice calmly stopped me in my tracks. "I fear you were not happy with tonight's proceedings."

I looked back at her from the dark doorway to see a face of genuine concern. "Oh! Um... Look, it's not you at all Xara. Part of me just... feels responsible for everything tonight."

Her concerned frown lifted to a warm smile. "Well, my eternal thanks if that is truly the case." She hummed and brushed her hand once more over Kazuma's shaggy head of hair. "I had feared you were angry with me at my actions towards this sexual god."

"No no, it could have been a lot worse if you hadn't kept your head on so well, even with your addiction to Kazuma's jizz." I praised, though my brain adding; 'You just shouldn't have been addicted in the first place...'

She tilted her head at me. "Then may I ask what is the mat-?"

"I'm going to have a bath while the water's still good."

I had already left before the conversation could go on any longer, but I did hear a final few words from the Queen; "Very good Mistress. Sweet dreams."

I didn't actually spend too long washing myself. The sweat that had accumulated wasn't that bad... it was pretty obvious this was something else...

The dream that had woken me... it was so nice for a while. Everyone from the harem all living together in the mansion. But then I was outside, barred from entry by a crusader. Only able to hear the party going on inside as I was apparently not wanted anymore... it was a silly dream, probably meaning nothing, but my feelings from tonight were beginning to edge in again. 

Passing by his room I saw Kazuma sleeping peacefully. Exhausted after a brave day of sexual highs and domination.

The boy with a big dick and with a Goddess and a Demon Queen who loved him, both snuggling close as he dreamt pleasant thoughts. He was amazing. I know he's always getting us out of the messes the three of us cause, but tonight felt different to me. This wasn't Megumin exploding a runaway horse, or Aqua purifying the King's medicinal bath, this was me forcing everyone into sex. This was entirely avoidable if not for my own foolishness and smuttiness.

My feet took me from the doorway. My heart just couldn't shake this feeling of guilt of what happened tonight. Sleeping in the same bed as the others felt somehow... unearned. And for the first time since gaining the earrings, I went back to my room to sleep in it by myself.

Chapter 35: Dawn of the Fourth Day

Summary:

Darkness has some time to herself in the morning.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Today I woke up in my room. Alone.

Alone and upset.

We're on the fourth day of me having ultimate power and I've managed to make myself miserable again.

"...because the truth is, I hate myself..."

Ugh, I can't believe I admitted that to Kazuma last night. Good ol Darkness the masochist...

As I swung my legs off my bed they landed with a squelch on my carpet. I sighed, remembering the ruined fur lining was still not dry from Aqua's attack days ago.

I'm great at this life thing, aren't I?

The cold water dampened my feet and I just let it.

I know I shouldn't be feeling this way... Kazuma asked me out! He's ignoring all the Harem conventions I've set in place and chosen me to go to dinner with!

But... did I even deserve it? Did he not just ask me out to shut me up? How could he even like me... that way... when I'm me?

The doubts that flew around my head hurried me outside the mansion so I could ignore them and begin a quick workout in the quiet stillness of dawn. Aqua and Xara can handle the morning ritual today, I needed to atone at least a little bit for my actions. To separate myself from sex before things got out of hand and my inner slut was set free again.

I jogged down the path. A small layer of mist around my feet while the sun began blooming on the tree tops.

Though I wasn't really looking at any of it. Random memories from yesterday kept playing in my head.

A Succubus had hurt her hand trying to delve into my perverse thoughts. The demon whose body was made to ingest depravity was completely overwhelmed by my sexual pressure. A sexual pressure that she said matched the Queen's. The Queen who, may I remind you, only got her sexual pressure by being a virgin for her whole long life. While I hadn't stopped having orgasms this week since I shoved a receptionist's face up into my pussy, and somehow my body was equally dripping in sexual pressure.

Speaking of, Luna was coming round to the mansion today. I'd nearly forgotten but was reminded when I saw that a Succubus had returned our briefcase of relics to us, including all the papers Sena had given me before we entered the café. I'd glanced at it again, everything all seemed rather regular, sign here, date there, initials bla bla bla. I never was one for paperwork even in the best of times. So I was dealing with extra chagrin when I realised with no Sena around I'd be in charge of it today.

The prosecutor was still at Wiz's shop from what I could tell, perhaps having a quiet morning with our wife. She deserved it after I put her through hell last night. A non-combatant harem secretary shouldn't be risking her life just for my perverted whims.

Not to mention all the other civilians that had been forced to sleep by the Succubus' rampage.

Or Aqua, Chris, Sena, Kazuma all running for their lives.

Taking Xara's 50 year virginity.

God, how many sins was I allowed?

My feet just kept running. Maybe hoping to get away from these dark thoughts that were plaguing my mind.

...it wasn't working.

I just kept thinking about the people I've hurt... and how many out there have been affected by my words?


Kassie Landra woke like any other day.

She washed her face, brushed her teeth, combed her hair. Everything a woman should do before they say their morning prayer to Eris. She was a devout woman and believed in looking her best for her blessings.

This was the part of the day that had changed recently though. Because her prayer was normally done outside her room to not bother her husband's own wake up ritual, but today that wasn't a problem she had to deal with.

Her husband Peter had gone off to work the lumber yard already, which might not seem as a big issue but it was 7:00 and he only started at 10:00 with a 20 minute trip.

She knew why he'd left early. Peter suddenly hated her morning religious duties.

Kassie had to go downstairs to the couch to be sure he was gone. She sighed at the folded sheets and quiet house, things hadn't been the same between her and Peter since their fight.

Her mother had warned her: 'don't go marrying someone outside the Eris sect, 'they won't get our traditions'. She'd ignored her, since Peter had been so open minded when they were first dating... but that had changed the last few days. Ever since she'd began her daily masturbation to the godslayer cock, Peter had seemed distant and uncomfortable. Kassie had told him it's a natural thing for them, but she just wasn't getting through to him. Often whining whenever she compared their sizes like she could control herself. He hadn't even seen the size!

Kassie shook it off. There was no point riling herself up again for a fight when her husband wasn't even here. Instead she knelt down in front of her table, laying out a picture of Eris and a few lucky items, and began her ritual to pray to her Goddess. Her daily prayer to bless the day and bring luck to those she cared about.

And then it was Kazuma's turn, of course.

After hocking up her dress Kassie stroked her pussy slowly. Images of the godslayer cock danced in her mind. How hard it was. How thick it would be to wrap her fingers around it. What it would taste like. Kazuma's happy face leering down at her while she cleaned the delicious cheese from his glands. And those thick nuts dangling down, weighted by the huge amount of cum she would receive. Oh, the things she'd do to him if given the chance...

A knock on her door distracted her and with a sigh she hurried to answer it. She knew her Kazumasturbation sessions could go on for a good long while, so though she didn't want to be interrupted Kassie thought it wise to answer the door first and return to her duties afterwards.

When she opened it she was greeted by an old friend holding a pretty large bag. "Hey there Kass! How's it going this fine morning?"

"Ah! R-Rosary-san!" Kassie beamed, not expecting such a nice addition to her morning. "Come in! I'm well thank you. Though my apologies, I wasn't expecting visitors this early. I'm not very presentable..." She explained while dusting off her pyjama nighty, though Rosary waved off her concerns as she entered. Her host quickly set about making them a pot of tea, luckily she'd begun heating the water before her prayer and soon was sat opposite her friend at the couch. The large bag plonked next to the Priest on the floor.

The two had a quick catch up, full of little smiles and bubbly updates as to the niceties in their life. Secretly Kassie wanted to return to her duties but a friendly face in the morning had it's own advantages as well.

"So Kass." Rosary suddenly began after finishing her current cup of tea. "I see you and Peter are in a rough patch?" She motioned down to the sheet next to the couch that Kassie had forgotten to hide.

Kassie sighed, knowing Rosary was too sharp to lie to. "It's nothing serious... it's just about Kazuma. Peter just doesn't respect the ways of our religion..."

Her friend pat her back reassuringly. "I'm sorry, I didn't want to drag anything up. If it makes you feel any better Brad hasn't been enjoying himself much the last few days either." She explained, Kass nodding in solemn agreement. Rosary looked away as she continued. "Think he's considering leaving the church, especially after I sucked Kazuma's dick yesterday."

Kassie just continued nodding. Then the woman realised what Rose had said. "You WHAT?!" She burst, grabbing her friend's arms and shaking wildly. "HOW?! WHY?! WHERE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!!"

The priest just laughed into the woman's passionate shaking. "Calm down Kass! I only went to his house for the church but his girlfriend was kind enough to let us perform our daily prayer to him by resting our mouths on his massive dong." The priest then demonstrated with hand motions and pouty lips.

As she explained Kassie couldn't help but pout at the tale. She'd been having trouble imaging Kazuma's dick, the clear image from the vision had struck when she was sleeping so it got sort of faded, but Rosary had seen it up close! She'd rested her slutty mouth on it! How could she not feel burning jealousy at such an act!? "I'm... so happy for you..." she mumbled.

A hand brushed some hair from her eye. "Look, I'm not here to rub it in your face." Rosary said, though slyly added 'even if he rubbed his cum into my face' making Kassie's pout grow, "I'm here to give you something I think you'll enjoy."

It was then that the Arch-Priest grabbed the bag she'd brought in with her, bringing it onto the couch. "I'm part of a little business venture, and my new partner needs testers for our new product. I thought you might be interested in helping out."

The lady Landra raised an eyebrow. "Um, depends on what you're talking about?"

"I'm talking about... this."

She reached into the bag and quickly brought out the largest and thickest dildo that Kassie had ever seen.

"That's... rather large." Kassie admitted, playing around with it in her hands. "Why do you think I'd be interested in trying out your obscene toy?"

The Arch-Priest's grin kept growing, "Because it's a 1:1 replica of Kazuma's dick."

Kassie blinked, then blushed.

She looked down slowly at the weapon in her hands.

"No way..." Kassie gawked. How had her memory made it look smaller?! She'd already been imagining Kazuma's dick was an overbearing size when she was comparing it to her husbands! Now she finds out it's an even worse comparison?! She unconsciously wiped some drool from her mouth. "It can't be actually that large... you've made it bigger or something..."

"I sculpted it myself after getting a very up close look at it, so you better believe it's that's huge." Rosary snapped back with a giggle. She watched her long time friend really inspect the plastic phallus, rubbing her hands along it delicately as if it were the real thing. Fingertips tracing every ridge and bump, committing every vein and contour to permanent memory.

"Kazuma's so amazing..." Kassie mumbled almost involuntarily. Her mind was losing itself to a haze as she pretended it was the real holy symbol in her hands, going so far as to nuzzle it into her cheek and moan softly. "It feels so incredible to even hold. Is his real penis this heavy?"

"Nope." Rosary replied bluntly, Kassie feeling a little shocked before her friend added with a grin. "It feels even heavier."

The housewife was in awe. There was only one more question on her mind. "W-what was it you wanted from me?"

"So. We're slowly developing more of these KazuCocks, but my partner says he needs some information from real clients to make sure they're perfect and the enchantments all work correctly."

The woman was basically still listening, even as her tongue slipped from her mouth to kiss her favourite new toy. "E-enchantments?"

Her friend nodded back to her, eager excitement growing. Kassie was even a little confused as to why Rosary's face seemed to be getting hotter by the second and why her breath was seeming ragged. "Yeah Kass, I'll need to show you the final thing these bitch busting mega dildos can do before I really let you loose with one." She chuckled, then out of nowhere lifted her robe in the hose wife's living room. Kassie's eyes went wide, gasping in shock at the sight of her friend's pussy on display. But was really surprising was how it had actually swallowed the entirety of another KazuCock, with sticky pussy juice surrounding her cunt on her garter and robes. Kassie hadn't even realised anyone could take a dick so huge if you weren't a Goddess, so the eroticism of her friend going all the way to the base was very high for her. "Y-you see, I've been praying to Kazuma this whole time. My pussies being slowly shaped into something only for his cock."

"Oh Eris, Rosary..!" Kass softly moaned under her breath. Red in the face as another image of a woman impaled on Kazuma's cock was burned into her memory. "That's so hot..."

"Fuck yeah it is, but it's not even the best part I'm about to blow." Rosary smirked through her drooling mouths. Her hand went to her pussy as it grabbed the base of the dildo and thrust it in and out of her leaking hole as it dribbled onto Kassie's couch. "Fuu~ A-and I'm not the only one, hehe. But don't look there," She advised and suddenly whipped out a third KazuCock from her bag. "I'm going to brew us some better tea."

Kassie quirked her eyebrow but was far too engaged with the show to say anything to distract her friend. She was tightly squeezing her own KazuCock into her breasts, rubbing it up and down her body and letting it mash her nipples on it's way down through her thin laced pyjamas.

Rosary continued with her demonstration by plunging the tip of the dildo into the top of the teapot that Kassie had brought out earlier. Just in time too, the rigorous depths that she was hitting with the clone of her dream cock sent her spiralling over the orgasmic edge. Kassie watched in awe as her long time friend moaned out in ecstasy to her holy duty. "B-Bless you Kazumaaaa~!!" She sang out loud enough for even her non-pious neighbours to hear.

But Kassie was far more engaged with what was happening with the teapot. It was suddenly frothing with white liquid, a creamy substance that was dribbling heavy globules out the tip of the ceramic. Kassie was too aroused and confused to do anything but babble.

Her friend sighed from her heavenly climax as she came down from her high. Panting from the pleasure high and wiping her head with a handkerchief. Then, without missing a beat, she whipped the dildo from the teapot and began stirring it around with a spoon. "You won't need any sugar with milk this sweet." She quipped, then began pouring into their teacups. The new liquid was a much lighter brown than it had been before, with plenty many streaks of white filling the cup as well.

Kassie wasn't an idiot, she knew what the new cream was, but she was baffled as to where it had come from. Lifting up her cup with a little bit of caution. "S-so it always does that?"

There wasn't a response straight away as Rosary was chugging her own brew rather lewdly. "Ahhh~ So good~ And yeah Kass, here's how the enchantment works. Whenever you cum while touching one of our patented KazuCocks, they will match your orgasm and pump hot fresh semen out it's bulbous tip. But the real kicker: it's always the jizz from the cock of your choice. It'll read your soul's desire, so to the outside world Brad just came in my pussy and Peter just came in your drink but... well taste it and you'll see what Eris has blessed us with today." Rosary winked, then sighed in content as she looked down and caught the small dribble of cum that had escaped from around the fat fake dick in her pussy, quickly scooping it up with her finger and eating it before it stained anymore of her friend's couch.

Kassie needn't anymore reason to down the hot substance in her cup. The tea itself was pleasant enough, but it was paired with such a deliciously salty mirth she'd never tasted before. It coated her tongue, it danced in her mouth, it stuck to her throat and it was so tasty she licked the last of it from the bottom of the porcelain.

The visiting priest pat her on the back once more, a big grin at her friend's religious devotion. "Right now it can only spurt twice a day, but that's up from once a day from last night. Our benefactor is working on a three and even five a day variant, plus a 'revenge' option for our lesbian brethren who have only just learned the joys of cock! But we need your help for research before this goes super public. What do ya say?"

Kassie didn't even hesitate. "I'll do it. Give me three if it will help! Please! Anything I can do for such a gloriously holy task, just ask, please." She declared, downing her cup of cum with a luscious smile on her face.

Her friend's husband troubles forgotten, Rosary could only smile in happiness at another satisfied customer. And maybe a new addition to the Satou Kazuma Cock Club.


On the other side of town, Melissa had been forced to hurry home after ditching her bag of swag. A whole week of planning was now down the drain after everything went south last night.

She quickly stripped down and took a shower in her small apartment. It had never needed to be big since she was always out living her life but something about the heat she was feeling made her feel like she needed some air.

What was that last night? She was stealing, then fell asleep mid way through a gig? Melissa was many things, but narcoleptic wasn't one of them. The Chief who had been chasing her had fallen asleep too though, so she supposed there may have been a sleep spell mishap or perhaps something leaking out of that odd store run by the masked man.

The sleep hadn't been what threw her though. Why in the world did she dream of that worm Kazuma? She'd seen him around the guild, always sitting with those women he probably paid to hang out with him. Why else would they live with the 'Panty Stealer'?

...maybe it was what was going on between his legs...

"No, that was a dream." She stopped her thoughts. There had been a lot, a lot, of hot steamy fun in the night with dream Kazuma, but the one thing that stayed pretty constant in those dreams was his size. Even in that one really weird dream where she was a green haired Succubus worshiping her King. It was an absurdly sized cock on such an undeserving male.

"He couldn't possibly reach all the way up to here..." She mumbled, tracing her firm naked body to where the dream had told her he'd stretched her to.

Fuck. Even if it was a dream, those thoughts wouldn't leave her at all. She needed some sort of relief. Luckily Melissa was no stranger to self pleasure, needing to keep her brain clear for missions was a regular problem for noob adventurers. Masturbation was a healthy outlet for when all the men around you are complete disappointments. She quickly grabbed her favourite fun stick and spent no time in lining it up to her pussy.

And after 10 minutes of stimulation, she dropped the dildo in frustration.

"...dammit Melissa, since when have you been a size queen?" She sighed in frustration at the lack of relief she got from her largest toy.


It was a bright shining morning and Lia was feeling great.

Her idol group were on their last tour stop before going back to Axel. It'd been a long journey full of many stories but she was also excited to return to the town she'd begun to call home. She knew Erica and Cielo felt the same way, but they'd all promised themselves to make every stop the best show they could. She pumped her fist to herself before heading out of their Inn. Watch out Alcanretia! Here comes the Axel Hearts!

She quickly met up with her crew mates in the Alcanretia stage hall, and after a brief friendly greeting they began setting up their show. Costumes needed to be prepared, moves had to be practiced, and stage lights would be prepared in advance. Standard Idol affairs taught by their producer, a friend who was waiting for them back in Axel.

"Excuse me, Miss Lia?" came a sudden voice of a hooded stranger entering the hall. "I'm such a fan, might I trouble you for an autograph?" The, Lia guessed, woman under the deep hood asked, presenting a yellow piece of paper.

Cielo tried to cut her off from getting too close, "Sorry Ma'am, we'll be doing a meet and greet after the show, please wait until then."

"Oh..." The hooded figure sunk her shoulders, "I'm afraid I won't be able to go to that... work keeps me ever so busy, I was only able to sneak away for a moment this fine morn to try and get my heart's deepest wish... but alas, I suppose it wasn't meant to be..." She sighed, adding a few coughs of pity as slow plods took her away from the room.

Lia quickly hopped off the stage, "Wait! I don't mind as long as you keep it a secret from our other fans, okay?" She politely asked, receiving a big beaming smile from the one part of the face Lia could see.

"Yes! Thank you for your kindness." Bowed the stranger, handing over her paper and a pen to the idol with a warm smile. "I only wish for your name upon the dotted line."

With a shrug the blue haired singer took the items and quickly signed where asked, thinking nothing of it.

Until a vision suddenly burst through her.

"AAIIIIEEE!" Lia screamed, recoiling in shock from the image that had burned into her mind. She'd felt it, the incredible size, the shocking pleasure, the rush of semen... her friend Aqua and her producer Kazuma had fucked. Not only that, Kazuma's (apparently) massive dick had won. Aqua declaring it thusly with pleasure that reverberated all the way into Lia's soul.

Cielo quickly rushed to her friend's aid. "Lia! What's wrong?!"

"What did you do to her?!" Erica snapped, hopping down the stage as well to threaten the hooded stranger with her fist.

Cecily whipped her cloak away, revealing her Axis garb to the three with happy pride. "Thanks for joining the Axis Sect! I'm sure that vision will provide you with much entertainment! You should all join our sect to see the wonders of the Godslayer's cock! Perhaps you should write a song about it! I have so many wonderful opportunities for you three!" The blonde priest lecherously chuckled, closing in on the Axel Hearts.

"G-get away from us!" Cielo screeched, the timid bruiser slamming her palm into the woman's chest and sending the blonde flying into a heap near the door. Cecily was winded, and knew when it was time to cut and run, scrambling her body into the morning light.

The pink haired idol quickly ripped the Axis initiation paper that had dropped in the confusion. "There! Lia doesn't want to be any part of a religion that would need to trick people into being members!" She huffed before looking over at her friend in worry. "You okay? What did you even see?"

Lia had no idea how to explain it. She was blushing like crazy, not really aware of the world as thoughts rushed through her head. Aqua had admitted defeat, she had really enjoyed Kazuma, were the two together now? Why had it flashed in her mind at all?

And Lia had the craziest itch to do something in particular right now...


After returning to the mansion and finding Xara hanging upside down in Kazuma's room like a bat (I suppose she's nocturnal), I met back up with Kazuma and Aqua having some mutual masturbation fun with breakfast at the Kotatsu. Aqua was trying to decide which food tasted the best drenched in cum. Keeping a pot of 'cream' next to her to drizzle on her various breakfast items, while also giving the new King's cock constant attention with a handie in case she needed a top up.

I told the two that I'd join them as soon as I wash some of the sweat off myself but a worried looking Kazuma insisted I wear the sweat with pride. And considering Luna was joining us and her own tastes, it wasn't a bad idea. I sat down on the other side and poured myself some cereal with 'milk' after Kazuma squeezed some out of me.

Though it wasn't long until I heard a knock on our door and was greeted by a radiant blonde.

"Hi Luna, come on in."

"Thank you Mistress." She beamed at me after a short curtsey. I don't think either of us really knew the standard practices of a noble harem, so going with the flow I curtseyed back, making us both giggle as she entered. Luna was wearing clothes I'd never seen her in before (mostly because I'd only ever seen her at work), a pale yellow turtleneck jumper that was thick enough that you'd think it would hide her curves but actually hugged her shapely body very nicely. As did her long pair of skinny jeans stretching to the floor. It was perhaps the least amount of skin showing on Luna that I'd ever seen, yet with a body like hers it was no less erotically charged. Perhaps on her days off she liked to cover up a bit, or she was treating her body as a present to unwrap for us. Either way, casual Luna was a rare sight, even if the receptionist seemed gorgeous no matter what she was wearing.

As Luna was leaving her white autumn coat on our rack I offered her a mug of liquid. "Would you like some milk?"

She looked a little confused at the odd choice of beverage. "Um, thank you but I don't know if I-"

"It came from my tits."

Sharply and violently, Luna swiped the mug from my hand in one swift motion.

Not even taking a second to think any further on the matter she began chugging my breast milk. As soon as the white substance hit her lips she was in heaven. Her eyes fluttered at the heavenly taste she loved so much being concentrated in such a precise form. The liquid swilled in her mouth, wanting to savour each drop and not swallow it too quickly yet also wanting to pour more in as well. Her knees were buckling when she finally had all of the milk in her puffed cheeks. A very happy smile as she slowly gulped it down little by little.

"Th-thakk yu..." The cool receptionist choked out once she was finally done. "Is there any more?"


After a brief tour, Luna was in the living room with us, chatting about last night to her shock. I gleaned over some of the details but she just seemed massively impressed that we'd managed to take on such a gruelling emergency quest so well. And tamed the mighty Queen Xara to boot!

We’d apparently never invited her around for a social visit. Well, Kazuma had, plenty of times, but she’d always declined those.

For now this was a chance to discuss any renovations for the guild. To sign her over as head of the building and figure out if there was anything else we wanted to do with the rules.

It was chill.

Calm.

No chance for any major slip ups by me.

Just sign the papers and let the others have some fun with the receptionist if they want. I was going to be good.

Luna sipped at her glass of my breastmilk again. "So, you wrote in the agreement we would have a budget for a few bonus items if we needed them. I have some ideas for the renov-"

SLAM

That was when our dining room doors burst open.

"Excuse me! I’d like to talk to Lady Darkness!"

We all blinked at the sudden intrusion of a dark haired woman. One who had just broken into our house to demand a meeting with me, for some reason. The woman spied me instantly and marched towards us around the kotatsu. I got a pretty good look at her, wearing a tight white tanktop to stand out against her short black miniskirt and suspenders. Not that I really noticed that with two huge breasts so desperately wanting to escape from their small confines of her top. No, be good. She was accompanied by two friends, a girl in a pale red dress and a man with spiky yellow hair in all black. They were hanging back by the door, watching as their friend marched up to us

I jumped up from the couch to make sure I greeted her first, in case this turned violent I was still our best shield.

"Who are yo-?!" I asked sternly before the busty girl in the tank top hopped around me and slapped my ass with a huge amount of power. A huge amount of power that was very familiar. "AH! Ooohhh w-wait I remember you guys! You’re the first three people who slapped my ass after I got the earrings!"

The raven haired woman sighed in relief, seemingly happy I'd remembered her at all. "Proper introductions weren’t made at the time Lady Darkness, my name is Tifa Lockhart. And these are my companions; Cloud Strife and Aerith Gainsborough."

"Tis a pleasure milady." Giggled Aerith with a curtsey. Cloud just nodding at me with a greeting grunt.

Kazuma mumbled to himself, "Hmm, why do those names sound familiar…?"

"What are you guys doing here?" I asked Tifa, rubbing my ass a little in happy remembrance.

"We heard that there were harem knights in the building here that were looking to renovate the guild in town...” She trailed off, seemingly trying to build up courage to say something. She nodded to herself, looked me right in the eye and declared; "I’m here to challenge that decision for renovations for my own bar in Elroad! The 7th Heaven!"

Oh wow. I guess news of our harem is travelling far, perhaps I should be glad I don't have a ton of businesses running in here and demanding money. 

"Ugh! I knew it!" Luna suddenly spoke up, slamming her hands on the table and standing up to point accusingly at Tifa. "I hoped that this was just a social visit since you seem to know Darkness, but you’re actually here to steal the money for my business!"

Tifa looked away in shame. "I-I’m sorry Luna. It’s really nothing personal, but my bar has gone through some tough times financially. If I don’t try this then I’ll need to become partners with.... Don Corneo."

I clicked my tongue at that name. Ugh, him? Partnering with him was a fate worse than death.

Don Corneo was the sort of disgusting pig of a man that sickened even me. I met him when we were in Elroad, the gambling town on the edge of Belzerg. I had to physically peel him off of two young girls in a back alley, then he had me arrested and thrown in jail for the night. Sure, I enjoyed it in prison (even if the prisoners were too scared to try anything with me) but it was clear the type of man he was. Scum with power and zero morals. As a Crusader I need to protect others from that kind of man with my body and soul.

"We won’t let that happen Tifa!" Aerith cheered from behind her.

Tifa gave her friend a side smile before looking back at me with a serious face. "It’s my understanding that your family decides things through... sexual domination."

My ass stung and my pussy pulsed at the idea of this muscley goddess trying to dominate me.

"Wait a minute! You can’t be considering this Darkness!” Luna huffed at my non-refusal, pulling on my arm. “Not only am I in your harem already, you guys use my guild all the time!"

Tifa also edged her body towards me with a desperate look. "I-I’ll join your harem! Anything to help my bar, please!"

"We'll all join if it helps! Won’t we Cloud?" Aerith once more cheered out, tugging on her friend's arm.

“The hell did you guys rope me into?” He grumbled.

Everyone looked at me, waiting for what I was going to say next.

Uh oh. Actual decisions.

Luna was right, she was the logical choice here. We had history and I had already promised her assistance with her business. Having this new girl come in and steal it from her would be immensely unfair.

But then Tifa seemed nice, and totally undeserving of a fate with Don Corneo. She just wanted to take care of her bar, and it was hard to crush that spirit when I’d already given her a rule that said she could fight for it.

I really wanted to be dominated.

But...

I shouldn't...

"Please let me just discuss this with Kazuma and Aqua briefly." I said, returning to the kotatsu for a small hushed huddle.

They were a little bit confused by my actions more than anything. "What's up? Can't pick between the two?" asked Kazuma.

I shook my head somewhat solemnly. "I just... I don't want to barrel through anymore decisions without talking to you guys first. Not after screwing up last night..."

Aqua rubbed my hands, "It really wasn't that bad, Darkness. I mess up way more than you do, and no one ever holds a grudge on me!"

Kazuma made a very strained exhale of his nostrils before changing back to the topic at hand. "Anyway, I think if we're dealing with money then Luna should take priority. It's not like we have a debt with Tifa."

"Um..." Tifa suddenly spoke up. "That's not specifically true, there was actually two reasons I came round... Aqua."

The blunette's eyes went wide. "Oh, THAT 7th Heaven? Yeahhh... I remember now, I thought you guys served Goddesses free, hehe..." She then received a fuming glare from Kazuma before he began digging a knuckle into her cranium.

"What was that about 'no grudges' you endlessly indebted idiot?!"

"K-Kazuma~! Don't be angry at me! It was confusing! Why call yourself 7th Heaven if it isn't for holy reasons?!"

"Guys." I suddenly cut in. "Considering we now own a large portion of profits from the guild, the hot springs, and the Succubus Café, on top of the partnership with Wiz and Vanir’s shop... I don't think taking Tifa's business on as well is any problem. It's just if you guys want to add these two into the harem."

Kazuma looked them over amusedly, "Well firstly, not having to worry about money that much anymore thanks to the harem feels fantastic. As for these girls I'm totally cool wi-"

"SHOW US THE GOODS!" Aqua yelled at the intruders, slamming her hands on the kotatsu. "I DEMAND YOU WHIP EM OUT!"

Tifa blinked in worry, backing away from the sudden loudness. "T-the goods? Whip?"

"WOOO!" Aerith whooped, stretching her pink dress down to show off her red lacy bra. She had a nice pair of c-cup breasts that filled out the sexy lace well, jiggling them around a little in their confinement before putting them back in her dress. "Come on Tifa, they want you to join their harem. You have to be able to whip it out on command." She explained with a cheery smile, then looking at her male companion. "You too Cloud. Out with that penis."

"Get the hell off me."

Tifa gulped while looking at us. "R-right..." She stammered, turning back to us with a face full of blood. Nervously biting her lip as she gripped the bottom of her white tank top. "W-wooo...!" The bar owner half heartedly yelled, trying to mimic her friends' enthusiasm but the clawing grip of shyness trapping her. Not that anyone was looking at her shyness when she'd just whipped out two absolute tanks of breasts. Pale, delicious globes that were stuffed tightly inside a black sports bra. Perhaps it was the fact her build seemed rather athletic outside of her chest, or the way the fat was trying to squeeze out of the bra from every side, but something really made the two melons stand out on her frame to seem like the tastiest breasts outside of maybe Luna.

When she finally slammed her top back down and crossed her arms we all sat in a blank stare as reality returned.

Aqua spoke first, beaming at us. "I'm satisfied. They can join."

"R-really?!" Tifa gasped. "And you'll take care of 7th Heaven?"

I nodded with a smile, "It shouldn't be an issue."

"Thank you so much!" She exclaimed with genuine happiness, grasping my hands in hers with an ecstatic expression. "I promise to make it the best bar possible! You guys won't regret this."

"Congrats," said Luna with a little smile. "These guys are great, you'll be happy being in their harem."

Tifa took a second before realising, "R-right! I'm part of a noble's harem now! That's... huge! I hope you guys don't mind me barging in here and demanding things. I can't believe we nearly dominated Lady Darkness over nothing!"

I shrugged with a bit of a wistful smile. "It really isn't an issue, I'm just glad things didn't escalate-"

"You fucking LIAR!" Kazuma barked out suddenly.

Everyone blinked at his strange outburst. He was pointing at me for some reason as he approached. "W-what?"

Kazuma was just grinning at me and my confusion. Then slapped my ass hard. "You totally wanna fuck this girl! Admit it! Don't get all mopey just cause you fucked up a little last night! That ain't the Darkness I know and-! Uh... l-l..." Suddenly he coughed, looking like he got embarrassed over something, turning away to address the other confused people. "A battle for domination was ordered, and so a domination battle shall occur! Luna vs Tifa. The best of the breast. Whichever one of you dominates Darkness the most, wins." He briefly glanced at me with a wink. "That's what our Mistress wanted and that's what she'll get. Understand?!"

Kazuma was so sweet. My heart thumped hard in my chest at his kindness. He knew me so well, and he just wanted to make me happy... I couldn't stop myself from bringing him in for a long drawn out sloppy kiss of gratitude.

"H-huh? What will we be fighting over?" Asked Tifa in confusion. Luna wasn't particularly bothered at all, already eyeing me up hungrily while stretching out her arms a bit and removing her tight jumper.

I let him go so he could speak. Kazuma shrugged dismissively while pushing air through his lips. "Pppppp, I dunno~, any ideas Aqua?" He asked before going back to kissing me.

The Goddess clapped her hands to happily exclaim, "Ummm, loser has to be the other's slave for a day! That's always a fun one."

Tifa threw her concerned eyes over to her new rival. Luna countered the taller woman a smirk, "Don't worry hun, I'd just make you clean the bathrooms, or the kitchen." She admitted, but then reached over to rub her index finger against Tifa's abs. "Though... maybe I could put you to work in the backroom as well, you do have a pretty rideable looking face."

Her sudden flirtation made Tifa gulp hard. The poor girl had not only just had bisexuality thrust upon her, she was face to face with the stunningly beautiful Luna, and more importantly Luna's gigantic cleavage. Images of the beautiful blonde sitting on her face flooded her mind and dampened her panties. Or, even better, making Luna her slave and having fun with her too... new blooming desires passed over Tifa's eyes, as resolve formed around her soul.

The raven haired woman looked down and clenched her fist. "Okay. My heart was prepared to go that far today. Now that I got what I wanted it would look bad for me to run from it now." With a final clutch and flex of her muscle she directed her determination at me. "You better get ready Lady Darkness! I'm going to dominate the hell out of you!"

My smile couldn't stop from spreading itself across my face at the two's heated glare at each other as they readied themselves for battle. Battle over me, using me, dominating me... I probably didn't deserve this but hell if I won't enjoy it either.

Notes:

So, after a splattering of real plot I deliver thee: the crossover episode. Though technically the FF7 crew have been here since chapter 2 lol.

I won't be doing a ton of crossovers in this story (mostly cause demands for various characters could skyrocket and it lessens the value of the Konosuba Waifus in their own thread) but there will be a few more saucy surprises to come.

Speaking of we had our first glimpses of the girls from the mobile game, which I have been enjoying the story of.

Thanks to everyone still reading and enjoying.

Chapter 36: Tifa vs Luna while Aerith and Aqua play

Summary:

Darkness' fantasy pairing... isn't it?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

We started with a round of wine for everyone to loosen up. During our pre-game break, Luna was told about my treasure horde and went scavenging in my room for any useful tools for dominating. Tifa was still psyching herself up a little, inspecting my body for potential weak spots or areas to attack but getting herself flustered from the blossoming sex thoughts that kept invading her brain.

Once Luna returned I thought Kazuma needed a reward/reminder of a previous normality. "Girls, your male host here has claim to all the panties in the house. Including yours, so please remove them for him to enjoy."

"Oh fuck yeah." Kazuma mumbled, wide eyed at the three women all suddenly undressing before him. I was sure I even heard a 'thump' from under the kotatsu from a specific item of his growing larger.

Luna had to remove her jeans to get to her blue striped underwear, which meant the busty blonde was now just in a bra and socks, not that it particularly bothered her though she was a little self conscious when a few of us stared at her tuft of blonde hair down there. Aerith was able to slip her green panties off under her long skirt, which meant nothing changed with her looks but the idea of her going commando under the long dress was still titillating. Tifa was in a similar boat, but with a much shorter skirt. She slipped her spats and black panties off down the long black stockings she wore, quickly handing them off to Kazuma and trying to stretch the thin material over her crotch a little further to cover her peaking flesh underneath.

The boy with three ladies panties in his hands looked like a kid in a candy store. Not sure where to begin with the casual underwear acquiring, no stealing or pain needed. His choice was quickly made, taking a large inhale of Luna's panties first. I suppose knowing the guild leader for longer was too tempting an offer, something the blonde was quick to rub in the bruiser girl's face with a cocky smirk. 'Winning' the contest of which of their panties was more appeasing to Kazuma.

On the other hand though, Cloud was frowning at the perverted actions. Looking rather unimpressed with the next loud audible sniff upon Aerith's warm pantie.

Kazuma sighed at the blonde's attitude. "What, you wanna sniff Tifa's or something?" He asked, offering the black garment to the guest.

"No!" Cloud snapped, bumping his hand away. "Gross. You realise she was just wearing that?"

Kazuma used a baffled look to counter the anger. "What are you, gay?"

"Kind of." butted in Aerith, sweetly smiling and leaning forward on the kotatsu. It would take me a while to realise, but the bisexual normality actually never affected Aerith. Surprisingly, she'd walked in with a crush on both her teammates. Did that make her hornier? More susceptible to the earrings? Or was she always a little more perverse than she initially let on? I'd never be able to tell, all I knew was that the hunger in her eyes never really died down after that. If anything it had just pushed that crush into 'possible' territory. Something that became very apparent when her hands quickly shot forwards to Kazuma's and swiped the black panty from his grip. "If Cloud doesn't want to, I will!" She beamed, and quickly applied the clothing to her face to inhale the scent deeply.

"B-be my guest." Kazuma stammered, his crotch swelling at the perverted actions of such a nice looking girl. And he wasn't the only one noticing, no one in the room had expected her to do that.

Aerith inhaled the somewhat sweaty scent of one of her crushes. "Ohh~ That smell of Tifa is so concentrated on these. I've been wanting to get a good smell of her for months..." She murmured to herself, not fully realising she was saying it out loud.

Tifa looked like her brain was short circuiting. Her face was deep crimson, her eyes looking white in confusion, and I swear I could see steam leaking from the top of her head. "...hm?!"

Realising it was, in fact, not in her head, Aerith quickly rolled with it. "It's your fault for wearing those clothes and getting sweaty all the time!" Aerith smirked, moving the panties to wear them as a mask. "A girl can only go so long smelling something like that from a distance before she wants a proper taste."

"...........HM?!" Tifa repeated, words completely failing her. The sweet Aerith was now kissing the cloth that had just been touching her pussy. What even was reality now? Tifa just kept playing the last few months with Aerith over and over again in her head. Looking for clues to answer the question; was she always like this?

"Aerith..." Cloud groaned, an ever present frown on his face.

She just shrugged at him though. "Snooze you lose Cloud." Aerith chided, sticking her tongue out before taking one more giant sniff to punctuate her point, much to his chagrin. "How do I smell by the way?"

"Like flowers." Kazuma sniffed, as if trying a fine wine. "With just a hint of magic, and maybe even some coconut body wash?" Kazuma asked, earning a thumbs up from Aerith and a deeper frown from Cloud.

Aqua rolled her eyes playfully. "Oh Kazuma, always playing into the stereotype of loving panties."

He clicked his tongue at her, then unsubtly whispered to Aerith. "She's just upset cause she never wears any panties."

Aqua gave him a scowl, slamming her hands on the kotatsu repeatedly for emphasis. "IN. VIS. I. BLE. How many times do I have to remind you I just make them invisible to make sure you don't see them?!"

Kazuma growled back at her. "Are you still on that bull-"

"Show me." Aerith suddenly cut in. "Show me Aqua, I'll help decide."

Without thinking about it for even a second, the Goddess idolized by so many hopped up and flashed herself to the room. "SEE?!"

Aerith made a very happy noise under her breath at the sight, Kazuma's anger dissipated to his own minor arousal, and Cloud nearly broke his neck snapping his eyes away from the sudden vagina in his face. The spiky blonde hissed, "Is that really necessary?!"

"I dunno Kazuma, they seem pretty invisible to me..." Aerith mumbled, not breaking her eyeline with the sexy shaven mons and slightly pudgy pussy.

Kazuma smirked at Aerith. He had a feeling he'd enjoy the company of this beautiful bisexual perv. He was enjoying the rest of them so far. "Fine, maybe I'll relent this one time."

"Really?!" Aqua beamed happily. "Puhuhu, I knew you'd see the true extent of my power one day Kazuma! Perhaps I even deserve a treat for my eff-"

"WOULD YOU PUT YOUR SKIRT DOWN, PLEASE!?!?!" barked Cloud, still trying to look as far away from the display as he could.

Aqua jumped a little at the aggression, "O-okay. Sorry." She replied and quickly sat back down at the kotatsu.

Meanwhile, thousands of millimetres away, were Tifa, Luna and I. Gearing up for our contest over my body.

"Um..." Tifa began as she looked over my body, "I'll be honest I'm very new to... female on female stuff. And, domination as well..."

"I'll teach you through the basics." Luna smiled, "It'll be good practice for when I'm ordering you around as my slave." She cockily caressed a curl out of Tifa's face. "But first, let me use these items I found in her room."

First she tied my arms up behind my back before I could even blink at her. Then as my voice formed a defence, a long cock sized object suddenly began pouring into my ass, making my voice melt into moans and my body jump at the lack of preparedness. And as I was reeling from one cock, another was already being slid into my pussy, before Luna then clamped a chain onto my nipples, dragged them down and tied a gag into my mouth. It was brutal, a complete domination of my senses and morals. Luna barely needing any prompting to aim for the win at any costs.

Something Tifa noticed as well. Blinking at the complete overhaul of my character design. From somewhat dignified noble, to a potential model for Masochistic Monthly™. "Oh gosh... I'm not going to win this, am I?"

"Probably not hun." Luna giggled, spitting into my cleavage and wiping it into the pillowy fat. "But try to make it interesting for Darkness, alright? I love when she has fun."

Yes... fun...

"Kazuma’s jizz is normally addictive to succubae, right?"

Another memory from last night. My face winced a little at Luna's touch, making her give me a concerned eyebrow. "What's the matter? It isn't pinching anywhere, is it?"

Actually, it was. There was a marvellous amount of pain pinching my hair where she'd tied the gag in the wrong angle. But the nice pain was getting somewhat drowned out by the bad pain in my heart, and I think the look us two blondes shared raised her concern even more. But both the gag and my shame withheld me from divulging further, plus Tifa had decided to not be left behind. The confused girl hoping that pushing the dildo in my ass even further in would classify as being dominant. It certainly did help me keep my mind off of it. "MMMFFFFG!"

"Haha! I made her do that noise!" Tifa gleefully exclaimed, twisting the dildo a little more to make a different sound escape me.

Luna didn't press any further, deciding to let the mood take us both for now. "Alright hun, good job so far but let's see if we can't put those muscles of yours to work." She smiled while stroking Tifa's large arm, then Luna pointed to the table, "Darkness has a very high defence with many heavy muscles, only someone with exceptional attack could, say, pick her up and throw her down on that table?"

Not needing much prompting, with a smile Tifa grabbed the rope tying my wrists and the base of the dildo in my ass to suddenly throw me into the air. Landing on the wood with an audible CRUNCH that'll probably come back to bite us during a future dinner, but for now held my weight. A lovely burst of pain spreading sharply across my nude form as the nipple clamps dug in and my ability to move was stricken from me. The excitement to what this buff goddess was going to do next was getting to me.

"Not bad not bad." Luna whistled, the two walking over to my quivering body casually. "Maybe we actually have ourselves a contest after all!"

A grateful smile floated back Luna's way, "Thanks. It's all under your direction though."

The receptionist just shared the smile. "Still, you followed it well. Now my next instruction is to give our audience a better view." She giggled, waving at the four onlookers from the kotatsu before stripping the last item of her clothing off and throwing her bra over to Aqua.

Tifa gulped a little but resolved to follow through and rip the bandaid off quickly. No real striptease or fancy show, first the gloves and the stockings were lost, then the barmaid moved her suspenders over her arms before removing her white tank top. Once more the massive melons of Tifa Lockhart bounded free, still confined in their sexy black prison. She took another moment to collect her resolve, reached back behind her body, and unhooked the lock to titular freedom. The weight of her breasts seemingly shoved the bra off of her as soon as the hook was off, bouncing in place as the cloth fell to the ground. Puffy and red erect nipples were showcased to the room, not a single pair of eyes looking anywhere else. If any of us had the mental fortitude to look at her face we'd have seen a bitten lip and an immense blush, but that was an impossible task for the group.

In a quick swiping motion, Tifa picked up her sports bra to follow Luna's actions and give it to Aqua. But Aerith was waving her arms with a hopeful look, mouthing 'I'm open' to her friend completely shamelessly. And with Aqua being distracted by Luna's bra already, Tifa just handed the slightly sweaty cloth to her friend. Aerith thanked her politely, then rubbed the underwear on her face as Tifa returned to her previous position. Finishing off her strip show by grabbing the hem of her skirt.

"MM!" I moaned through the gag, causing Tifa to stop in her tracks.

"W-what is it?"

Luna giggled at me, "I think I can translate. Seems our host enjoys the sight of your miniskirt and suspenders." She explained. Then the blonde moved Tifa's black strips back over her breasts, covering the nipples but squeezing the soft breast flesh slightly inwards to create an erotic sight on par. Tifa looked quite embarrassed by the affair.

"A-at least I'm not naked?" Tifa timidly mumbled, nearly chuckling in disbelief at how unprepared she was by everything that was happening.

As large fleshy orbs came into view, Kazuma couldn't help but whistle. "Holy. Fucking. Shit. Look at all that big bouncy tit flesh. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?"

Cloud stared wide eyed for a second, then coughed and looked away. "...we shouldn’t be watching this…"

Kazuma reached over to Cloud and put a caring hand on his. "I just want you to know. I'm 100% supportive of homosexuality, and though I don't swing that way, I'll be cheering for you. If this scene is making you uncomfortable there's no shame in leaving."

His empathy was quickly batted away, "Screw you. I'm straight, just not a huge perv. I've done it tons of times with Tifa, Jessie and Ae-" He cut himself off, realising he'd just revealed his multiple partners to one of his partners who didn't know he was seeing the other two. 

Luckily for Cloud, Aerith was only half concentrating on the two of them. And only half concentrating on Tifa. Honestly her mind was all over the place. She'd moved over to where Aqua was sitting, gently stroking a Goddess' thigh as she was playing with herself. Sensually enjoying Aqua's smooth skin without even realising her fingers had moved over to her.

Aqua was pretty amicable to the petting, more interested in playing with Luna's bra. "Have you seen this thing? I didn't know they made bras this big! I never see Luna wearing them so I thought she was half exhibitionist or something."

"...hm?" Aerith asked, needing to tear her focus away from several subjects to actually register what Aqua had said. It was during that time she registered where her hand was and quickly darted it away. "Oh gosh! Sorry about my wandering mind I-"

She was cut off when Aqua grabbed her wrist and guided her back to where she was before. "It's okay! You're pretty and it felt good! If you need to warm up your hand on my pussy, I don't mind."

The flower girl could only stare in mild shock, her fingers had already taken Aqua up on her offer and were soaking themselves on the growing wetness. "W-well then, thank you milady. I'll do my best to keep you happy." She cooed, loving the feeling of the erotic heat coming off the bluenette. "And thank you for removing your 'invisible panties' so quickly." She winked, making Aqua gulp but not say anything incrementing to her case.

SLAP!

"Oohh, that was a good one." Luna praised, watching my ass jiggle violently from the fierce strike that Tifa had just laid on it. "My turn, do you mind if I use this?" Luna asked, presenting a riding crop that she'd apparently acquired from my room.

Tifa gave her a smile while pumping her arm, "Go ahead! I just like relying on my strength stat."

Ignoring her slightly from the excitement inside her, Luna wound back and struck my right cheek. A lovely sharp burst of pain where she struck me sent a wave of pleasure up my spine. It wasn't as hard as Tifa's but the pinpoint strike of the whip made it just as good. She may not have had the strength advantage, but Luna's ability to crack the crop at almost always the same spot still shot beautiful feelings of pain into my body. Making me moan out as the two rapidly took turns slamming my thick naked cheeks again and again.

"Wow..." Tifa hummed to herself. "I don't know what it is, but I can't stop appreciating your body Mistress Darkness." She stroked her hand delicately over my pained red skin, and down into my quivering dampness that leaked down the dildo inside it. The unsure and delicate touch of Tifa after such a viscous round of attacks sent a lovely twist into my loins and made me moan into my gag. "I'm usually only into guys, but seeing your reactions and body quiver like this is making me very excited..."

"I think Darkness has that affect of people." Luna chuckled, "If you think you find her attractive now, try giving her a taste."

Tifa looked to her rival with intrigue, then brought her now dripping fingers with my juices up to her face. It was clear she'd never even seen another woman's fluids, but as soon as she caught a whiff she brought it to her mouth to give a tentative lick. Eyes suddenly wide, Tifa quickly sucked her two fingers dry of my taste, leaving it in her mouth for a few seconds before letting them slide out to hook her lip with a dreamy expression on her face. "W-wow..."

"Mmhmm," Luna hummed in acknowledgement. "Now let's try and make her leak out as much of that tasty stuff as possible, shall we?"

"Yes!" Tifa burst out, then wound up to deliver the biggest slap yet to my posterior.

So many lovely blasts of pain! So many...

"Um, you sure that's wise D? It's not like you can fight these guys..."

So much pain I probably deserve...

It was during this period of extreme moans and slaps that Aerith spun around to face her fellow watchers. "Alright! I'm officially turned on! While those three have fun over there, you boys wanna have our own fun over here?"

Kazuma smirked eagerly while hopping up and unbuckling his pants. "I’m game. I wanna fuck that pretty little mouth of yours."

"My my, you sweet talker. Let's do it!” The flower girl beamed. Scooching over on her knees to watch the unveiling of the meat she'd seen straining against his pants.

Cloud frowned. He'd thought that if things were going this route where everyone was involved in the sex, he'd at least be able to stay with someone familiar. "Uh, Aqua? Would you like to... suck my penis as well?"

The goddess had also been watching Kazuma's pants descend his body but snapped out of it when Cloud spoke to her. "Oh… uhhh, sure! Why not. I do like the taste of Kazuma’s cum, so yours can’t be too different, right?"

"R-right." The two shared a somewhat awkward look before Cloud hopped up to undo his own belt.

The two men stood next to each other. Kazuma slowed down his reveal so he could go at the same time as Cloud. A slight sense of competition forming between the two men, something Kazuma had yet to deal except for clones of himself. Not that he was feeling particularly worried after felling a damn giant succubus last night. Nor did he really have to be, both men were erect but the winner was pretty clear. Cloud's dong was sizeable, even slightly above average, but the girth wasn't as prevalent nor was his length the monster that his new rival wore.

"Ooohh, very nice Kazuma!" Aerith cooed at the unleashed meat. "When I saw your trousers bulging I knew you'd be big, but to see it in the flesh is something else. Guess that's why they chose you to be a harem knight, eh?" Her delicate fingertip traced the hard underside from base to tip, letting a little bud of precum collect on it before giving him a taste. "Mmm, tasty as well. I'm looking forward to this. I believe there was promise of fucking my face?" She asked with a minxful smile.

"Hoo boy, I think I'm gonna like you." Kazuma chuckled, grabbing her ponytail with both hands and lining her mouth up so that her thick lips were being just separated by his tip.

Aqua was looking at Cloud's penis a little confused. "Hmm. Are you going to make it any bigger? I'm a Goddess you know, no need to hold back."

"It's... as big as it gets."

Kazuma snickered to himself.

Aqua shrugged, "Okay I guess. As long as it tastes good."

The Goddess gave it a long lick from base to tip, mirroring a similar action to what Aerith's finger had done to Kazuma's. Cloud tensed from the sudden contact but Aqua let the penis twitch in place as she considered his penis taste by smacking her lips together.

The slight cringe in her face told them exactly what her thoughts were.

"Oof. Smaller and a bad taste? Rough times bro." Kazuma placed his hand on Cloud's shoulder in mocking sympathy.

Cloud’s frown deepened as he shrugged Kazuma off. "Shut up. She’s just used to you, that's all. Aerith probably thinks mine tastes better, right?"

She couldn’t even look him in the eye. Aerith was looking to the side sheepishly. Choosing to keep lips around Kazuma's cock and suckle as if she hadn’t heard him, much to Cloud's teeth grinding frustration.

"...whatever." He gruffed while crossing his arms.

Aqua gave Cloud a bit of a pitied look. "It's okay! I like the taste of cum more than penis anyway so I'll at least let you finish!"

Cloud loosened up a little at the promise of more blowjob, uncrossing his arms and putting hands on hips. He mumbled out a bashful thanks as Aqua went back to trying to enjoy the non-Kazuma blowjob.

And speaking of enjoying, Tifa and Luna had removed some of items inside me but were now putting on strap-ons to take their place. My gag was down but I chose to just smile excitedly as both of them lined up their fake cocks to spit-roast me.

"T-this mouth is mine!" Tifa declared with the strap on primed and ready, I opened my mouth as far as I could to let her dive right down my throat. Luna still beat her to the punch though, entering my slickened pussy with as much force as she could generate. The pleasurable rubs and slams already making me forget my past mistakes a little.

With an embarrassed gulp, Tifa thrust her hips forwards and hit the back of my throat with the plastic bulb. "Gck!" Tifa suddenly called out as it did, feeling a pained lump at the back of her throat out of nowhere.

"Hey, you alright?" Luna asked, seeing Tifa choke on nothing. "Is there something wrong with that dildo?"

"Oh, shit, yeah." Kazuma cut in from across the room. "That's a revenge dildo, blessed by the revenge priestess, it'll fuck you on your body exactly where you fuck on Darkness."

With a slurp off Cloud's dick, Aqua hurried over and gave Tifa a long kiss. The goddess' favourite pink particle emitted from between their shared lips, making Tifa suddenly moan extremely loudly.

"There, that should make it easier for you." Aqua smiled, "With that skill your mouth should feel as sensitive as your pussy!" and skipping back to her knees to continue her blowjob.

Tifa moaned a long drawn out moan, unable to speak as the combined magic took hold of her body. The more she fucked my face > the more her mouth felt amazing, the more her mouth felt amazing > the more her pussy sang its praises as well, which led back to how great her mouth felt and the whole process started over again. It wasn't long until the two were violently thrusting and stirring me up something fierce. Combining their efforts to squeeze my large body together closer and closer until my spine was bent in a very odd way.

"You're gonna have to let me have a go with that in a minute." Luna told Tifa, not stopping her slams of the regular strap on but feeling almost jealous at the way Tifa's eyes were bent back in pure ecstasy as she fucked my face. "I really want to feel the connection to Darkness' pussy when I fuck her."

The bruiser didn't respond. The unlocked pleasures of my normalities on new impressionable minds making Tifa run on pure instinct, leaning forward over my back to get a better angle at violating my throat. Her strength was incredible, the sheer wildness of unleashed Tifa as her crotch slammed against my face over and over was blissful. She gagged and gasped at her own thrusts, using me as a simple hole to get herself off. Luna didn't press the issue any further, instead just leaning over the other side of me to make out fiercely in the growing passions of our three way. Enjoying the unique way that Tifa's mouth was contracting and spasming over nothing while they shared tongues.

Meanwhile with the other four, one man was having some issues.

As much as Cloud wanted to have something over Kazuma, a single win in this odd rival battle, his stamina was draining fast and Aqua's suction around his dick was too good. He'd messed around with Aerith and Jessie before, and had some intimate moments with Tifa, but this was all too much. Three naked women all teasing and fucking each other across the room, Aerith's soft moans around Kazuma's cock, and the energetic Aqua licking him like a popsickle...

His hands shot to her hair as he sped up her head motions. "A-Aqua... I'm gonna, HGRK!" Cloud choked out as the jizz shot up his cock and into the Goddess' mouth.

Aqua's cheeks filled quick, her eyes bulging at the size of the load. The month had been busy and Cloud hadn't had a lot of chances to relieve himself, which is probably why he'd actually agreed to join Aerith and Tifa on their quest. He tried not to force Aqua to stay on his dick but he still gripped her hair for support, giving her a good taste before she gulped down his cum.

Or at least she tried to. Her eyes suddenly filled with tears as she had to swallow a few times while trying to keep his cum down.

"Kazuuuumaaaa!!!" Aqua wailed, bawling and crawling over to him. "It doesn’t taste as good as yours!!! Waaahhhh!" Aerith had to move pretty quickly as Aqua dove her lips onto the side of Kazuma’s dick. "I’m helping so now you have to share!" She ordered Aerith with tears in her eyes before just taking residence in Kazuma's nutsack to try and taste her treat through his skin.

Kazuma gave Cloud the biggest shit eating grin.

"Shut up." He panted. The blonde needing to sit down after just a single, if powerful, orgasm to catch his breath. Having to now sit there and watch as both women slurped down his bigger meat.

Aerith didn't care about the new addition, Aqua had at least not pushed her off of the main attraction. She was however having trouble getting the swallowing motions down to actually take Kazuma into her throat. A large amount of saliva being generated and spreading over his meat could only go so far, but at least she could entertain him with her lips and tongue. It was skills she was rather proud of, neither Cloud or Zack never complaining whenever she'd given them a blowjob in the past.

Kazuma was having trouble holding on as well. Aerith was cute, fun, and fucking horny for his dick. Aqua joining had really made the pressure start to become unbearable and not to mention the three fucking near the table. As much as he was a bit worried about Darkness, she was smiling was being choke slammed by Tifa. And her body was still rippling in so many fucking hot ways....

Fuck it. Time to fuck throat. He grabbed Aerith's head, easing his mighty mushroom to the back of her throat slowly. She looked up at him, half worried, half very excited, nodding a little to let him take the lead. Aqua was desperately trying to stay relevant here but she got out the way enough once she saw what was about to happen. With a slow movement, Kazuma's dick managed to get swallowed by the tight spasming throat of Aerith. He didn't force her, just guided the meat into her in the way his instincts told him to. She choked a little and he backed off, but her hungry tongue quickly guided him back down. Able to get even more inches into her gullet this time and get a small sawing motion in and out of her incredibly hot mouth pussy before needing to retreat again. Slowly but surely she was able to properly get throat fucked as Aqua rubbed her throat for support and squeezed Kazuma's balls to speed him up too.

"F-FuuucK!" The adventurer groaned, getting more and more motion out of Aerith's skull as he fucked it. Balls slapping her chin when they weren't being held by Aqua. "Can't hold on m-much... SHIT!" Here it c-comes ladies!" Kazuma warned just barely in time before hot sweltering semen burned its way into Aerith's throat.

"STOP!" Aqua screeched, shoving Kazuma hard out of Aerith's mouth so the next jet spurted out onto their faces. "Gimme that! Naughty cum!" Aqua angrily refused to let her special sauce get away and swirled her tongue into the flower girl's mouth to 'share' it. Not that Aerith was really caring right now. She'd been sort of hoping to kiss Aqua as it was, and now the woman was shoving her way into her mouth with such deep hunger that the fact Kazuma's cum tasted pretty great was just icing on the cake.

Aqua then grabbed Kazuma's spurting nozzle and directed it directly to her tongue. She'd been really getting good at controlling his dick to have it spurt all the way up her taste buds in a single spurt. Covering over the lackluster taste Cloud's cum had given her. (To be fair, I think without magical influence Aqua would hate the taste of all cum.)

Not to be outdone or ignored, it was Aerith's turn to grab Aqua's head and kiss her deeply. Aqua quickly swallowed as much of Kazuma's cum as she could, but Aerith's goal was the Goddess herself. Quickly reaching down and massaging the woman's breasts as Kazuma finished coating their kissing faces in sticky seed.

Kazuma sighed happily, twitching a little as he wiped his brow. "Well, another two satisfied customers." He cockily declared, obviously directing it to the scruffy blonde who fumed at him.

"Yeah yeah." Cloud huffed while rolling his eyes. "We’ll see how great you are in the next round."

Kazuma's grin threatened to permanently stretch his face. "Aannd, when do you think that’ll be?"

He gave Kazuma a quizzical eyebrow then gestured to both of their spent dicks hanging out. "Well, we both need a second to recharge."

Oh, Kazuma was so waiting for him to say that. With a snap of his fingers Kazuma's ordered his dick to be hard and thusly instantly grew erect. Aerith stared wide-eyed while Aqua squeed with glee as the two made out.

"Do we?"

Cloud clicked his tongue at the freakish ability. "Aerith, little hand?"

Aqua was licking up her new friend's messy face while Aerith absentmindedly just stared at the large erection in front of her. “...hm? Oh! Uh… be right there…”

Sensing her doubt, Kazuma leaned down closer to her. "If you think it tasted good you’ll like it even more inside of your tight pussy." He tantalisingly offered, making Aerith lick her lips in desire at the massive rod so very close to her mouth...

"You really will." Aqua agreed, giggling a little into Aerith's ear as she licked it clean.

"Aerith!" Cloud snapped as the flower girl looked up dreamily to Kazuma and his amazing promises.

She turned back to him after his growl to snap back. "Oh, grow up Cloud. Just sit this one out if you aren't hard yet, you can have the next one. Or go get Jessie to do it." Aerith fumed, lifting her dress up until her unprotected sex was bared to the room before lying down on the ground to present herself.

Cloud grumphed, watching the pair move to the table. "Aqua, do you want to-"

"Hey! While Kazuma fucks you, do you wanna eat me out?!" Aqua appeared next to Aerith. The flower girl returning the sweet smile as she spread her legs out for Kazuma to line himself up.

"Damn skippy I do cutiepie." Aerith happily chirped, laying her head on the ground and presenting her face as a seat.

“WOOHOO!” Aqua cheered with a cute jump for joy. The Goddess shifting her body to over Aerith's face and moving her dress down so Aqua could play with some titty as well.

Cloud just fumed to himself, stroking his limp noodle to the duo displays while trying to get around how sensitive he was. He was grunting rather a lot. His cock almost confusingly limp. Usually this would work at least a little so he could get a base started but it just really unresponsive right now…

"It’s me Cloud." Came a suave voice from inside his head. Cloud gripped his head tightly as a sharp pain ripped through his skull. Looking back, in the corner of the room, was the one person he really didn't want to see right now.

“SEPHIROTH!”

The long haired man chuckled in calm sadistic glee at his angry shout. "I’m the one who’s ruined your erection, Cloud. I've made you unable to enjoy the women around you, Cloud. You’ll be tugging rope till I choose you don’t, Cloud."

"WOULD YOU FUCK OFF!" Cloud hissed. He picked up a side table threw it at the man who tormented his every waking moment, unfortunately missing with his attack and crashing the wood against the corner of the room.

Though to everyone else in the room it looked like he was yelling at nothing.

"Uhh, is soldier boy alright?" Asked Kazuma somewhat worriedly, still just lining himself up to Aerith's steamy hole.

A trail of saliva followed Aerith’s mouth from Aqua’s pussy. She looked back at her friend shout angrily at nothing with a pitied look. "Ahh, yeah. He does that sometimes. Think it’s part of some PTSD from his war days. That Stefan Roph guy is usually temporary though, so I'll go help him in a minute after you stop teasing me and fuck my pussy a little."

"Aye aye!" Kazuma smirked while continuing to rub his erection over her slick slit teasingly.

Back with the three of us, the girls were trying to decide what to do next.

"Well there's ice cubes, spreading those over her back for prolonged periods."

"Oh yeah! Hmm, I could knock a hole in the wall and trap her inside? Make her just an ass for us to play with?"

"Good one. I think I wanna try milking her. The taste of her tits is going to stay with me for a looong time."

I was in heaven... right? These women were planning to do everything I've ever dreamed, just owning my body, fucking me raw in such odd scenarios....

So why did my brain keep going back to last night?

It just won't stop replaying it, even while I'm trying to have fun...

Fuck, what's wrong with me?

Am I broken...?

"Oh Kazuma... I'm just so sorry. I messed everything up. I always mess everything up... I'm the worst human being ever."

I threw the two women off of me. I didn't want to hurt them, my body was just reflexively lashing out from the memories of last night.

Oh god, Kazuma pushed me into this. I really really want it, but every lovely burst of pain is marred by the non-lovely pain of guilt. Do I really deserve this? Am I really worthy of such lovely women dominating me? I'm so usel-

Then Tifa hugged me.

My panic attack began calming itself, her strength able to overpower mine as she just held me close. Slowly she moved me over to the table just to sit calmly as she held onto me.

"T-Tifa?" I mumbled, looking at the top of her raven hair very confused.

She didn't let up, just squeezing me a little tighter. "I know this isn't great for the 'domination' contest, but..." She looked up from my breasts to give me an incredibly cute and genuine smile. "Thank you Darkness. Really. You seem upset over something, and I'm not really sure what, but I want you to know how happy you've made me in such a quick meeting. You saved my bar, you listened to my silly requests, you let me be a part of this really fun experience. Being here with you, like this... you're amazing."

"B-but... I-I..."

"Darkness." Came a cutting voice of the other woman dominating me. "She's right. You're not usually so reserved."

I frowned to myself. They'll never know. No one would understand the extremes I've gone to with the earrings...

"I've seen that face before."

...I blinked.

"Y-you have?"

She nodded with her own frown, moving on top of me sat on the table and sitting on my lap with her legs on either side of me. "Listen Darkness. As the receptionist to the guild I've seen the guilty face of an adventurer more times than my own mother. A rookie goes out, full of confidence, only to wind up blowing up a building or defeating the wrong monster or just hurting someone they shouldn't have on their quest. A lot of them come to me for their reward with that face as if they're pleading me to not give it to them. Because they screwed up in such a way that makes the guilt unbearable. And then they go out and get more people hurt because their guilt makes them choke in the moment, so the process starts over again until I'm the one who has to tell them if they should continue or if their adventuring days are over." She explained with a serious tone, as if she were a parent telling a child how they should never talk to strangers. "Now you told me everything that happened last night, and if I could talk to you as Luna the Receptionist instead of your first harem member, I'll tell you if I really think you should continue."

I nodded quickly, enraptured by her words. She would tell me to stop, tell me to give the earrings back... I deserved to have my hopes crushed...

And yet my heart felt so much relief when she hugged me tightly.

"You did great. You're a fine harem leader. Nobody was hurt. The Succubae were satisfied and you managed to diffuse a potential disaster situation between races with a smart solution using only a jar of spit and Kazuma's dick. If anything your mess up made things better, especially for Xara. You were attentive to your team and saved the Succubae's lusts from consuming them. Tifa's right, you are amazing."

My breathing was ragged, but for once not because of horniness. I was biting back tears. I don't deserve this kindness. Do I? I just... I... Then Luna hugged me as well and the tears just flowed out of me.

"Please, forgive yourself Lady Darkness. Enjoy this." She whispered in my ear, "That's an order."

A tear escaped my eye. The weight of guilt that had clamped my heart finally lifting. The love of these women oozing my wounded soul back to health. They just wanted me to enjoy myself, as I had done for them... and Luna was right. As bad as yesterday nearly was... it wasn't. I can't keep punishing myself forever, if I don't accept it then other people will stop having as much fun around me as well.

"I do as commanded." I smiled at Luna. She wiped my tear from my cheek then leaned back down to kiss me hard. Tifa was just waiting patiently, a happy smile on her face at such a beautiful display of love.

"Good girl." She purred, stroking some of my hair back and making us both giggle a little in happiness.

"I'm glad too." Kazuma bumped shoulders with me, apparently they'd abandoned their oncoming sex to make sure I was alright. "Depressed Darkness was getting old."

"Sorry..."

Aqua suddenly appeared next to me with her own comforting smile. "Darkness~. Didn't Kazuma just say to stop being upset?" She giggled, then slunk her arms around my neck until we were gazing at each others eyes in my entire view. Aqua had a somewhat serious looking look on her face as she spoke, "Next time you're sad, tell me and I'll kiss you until you're all better. Okay?"

I smiled at her loving embrace, still feeling a little too raw to speak so just nodding slightly before she began her promise straight away. As usual, Goddess lips feeling soft and divine on my own.

Standing to the side were our two female guests. "Aren't they sweet." hummed Aerith at the pleasant scene of the four of us together. The three of them taking turns to smooch my sadness away. Tifa nodded in agreement before the flower girl suddenly tickled her forearm with her fingers. "I wonder... why aren't we more like that?"

Tifa's heart once more kicked into overdrive, sending blood rushing around her body but primarily to her reddening face. "I-I-I d-don't know...?" She stammered, the bar owner having to finally face the fact her friend may have feelings for her. Aerith kept her eyes glued to Tifa's for another beat before looking back to the scene without a word. The bruiser knew that what she said next would probably define their relationship for years to come, and searching her soul for the bravery to say what she really wanted to say. "A-Aerith... I think I'd be willing to try-MPH!"

She was cut off from the overly eager mage suddenly leaping up into her arms to lock her in a kiss. Tastes of flower, candyfloss, and Kazuma's semen suddenly dove into Tifa's mouth. The poor girl unable to hold her own feelings back as Aerith bombarded her face with hers. It had been a long time coming for Aerith, the buff, sweet, busty, loving, strong, timid, cute, sexy woman who had plagued her thoughts for months now was all hers. She didn't need to waste time with words, she needed to memorise the taste of Tifa.

"Looks like the contest is dissolving rapidly." Luna hummed into my ear, lightly licking it to get a little bit more of my taste. "Not to play favourites, but if you don't mind~"

I giggled at the slight tickle, and the scene of the two women making out furiously with Tifa struggling to stand upright to Aerith's makeout. "I think even Tifa would agree you're the winner." I agreed, letting her take the opportunity to kiss me once more. I whispered to her one last, "Thank you Luna." as she sat back and smiled widely.

"What now then Milady?" asked Kazuma once the moment had passed. Looking from us to Tifa and Aerith, "You've got a room full of horny fools at your beck and call. What are you going to do with us?"

I followed his gaze before taking a deep breath and finding the resolve I feared I'd lost forever. "I think... I'd like to take over the room again."

"Yay!" Aqua clapped, bouncing next to us in excitement. "Your ideas were super fun last night! You even made fucking demons entertaining! I don't mind being ordered about by someone with such a... sexy brain." She purred at the last part, rubbing my head and strangely giving my brain a hungry gaze.

Everyone was excited, well everyone bar Cloud who was too busy shouting at the wall.

"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF IT'S PART OF YOUR 'MASTER PLAN' SEPHIROTH! JUST LEAVE ME AND MY DICK ALONE!"

With my command of the room now established, I gave my first order loudly to the blonde. "Cloud, stop thinking about that guy. Forever."

If I could look into the dream scape, Sephiroth turned to me looking quite distressed. "B-but I'm not a memor-AAHHHHHHHH!" He screamed, burning away into nothing but pain and leaving Cloud's mind clear for the first time in a long time.

"Done." He nodded, not even sure what he was agreeing to but feeling better about it for some reason.

Notes:

With apologies to Cloud Strife fans. But not Sephiroth fans. He's dead because of Darkness from Konosuba, deal with it nyehehehe.

Chapter 37: Lots of Fuckin Fantasies

Summary:

Luna uncovers something fun.

Chapter Text

It wasn't straight away that I began ordering people about. Aerith was a bit busy showing Tifa the wonders of feminine hands in feminine places, while I was still enjoying the wonders of my friends all touching my naked body where they wanted. All while they fought over who got to lock lips with me... it was pretty special.

Luna was the first to move the plot along. "So tell me about this whole... ordering thing? I assumed most of your harem members would have done what you asked without needing it anyway."

"Mmfas drkmfs n nrol sgmrblmgh-"

"Are you ever not going to eat with your mouth full?" Hissed Kazuma, Aqua frowning at him even with her mouth full of my breast. "Basically Luna: With her Harem powers, Darkness can give bonus effects on everyone in a room if she wants. Like, making you happier or giving you easy orgasms. That kinda thing."

"Very impressive Mistress." Luna said, sounding a little amazed at the newfound ability I'd given myself. "May I have an example?"

"Kiss me and cum Luna."

Her lips dove forward before her brain could even think about what they were doing together. And as soon as lips touched their counterpart, her brain lit up like a will-o-wisp, my crotch sprayed by her heavy flow of instant climax. I hadn't meant it to happen, but the longer she kissed me the longer the orgasm lasted. The large breasted receptionist nearly managing to push me over with how much force she pushed into me. Her grip was so tight around my sides, trying to keep this amazing rush alive for seconds longer, but she finally relented when breath was medically required.

"GUUHH!" She exploded, the sweet tender woman who'd just talked me back from the brink was now a sweaty slut with a love-drunk smile on her face. "T-that was... wow..."

Somewhere I registered Aqua saying something to the effect of, "Kazuma Kazuma! I had both their boobies squeezing into me! It was like a marshmallow sandwich, you should put you penis in there next!" but Luna had my full attention after that display.

"Whew... that was very special Mistress. I can't wait to do more..." She purred, though then she started shuffling around me. "...and you know, I was thinking we could, ahem:" The long time waitress suddenly had a wicked smile and strangely looked just behind me. "Go to a royal ball and fuck the Prince but leave before midnight. He then goes a royal hunt to find the perfect pussy he tried that night by sampling every maiden in the land'."

Oh no.

That sounded familiar.

"W-W-W-WHAT?!" I sputtered and shot my head around to see one of my worst fears come true. The destruction of my room apparently uncovering the item I'd hidden for so long without anyone finding it.

She'd found my secret journal of erotic fantasies.

"LUNA STOP!" I blurted out, swiping the book from her in embarrassment and burying it in my chest. "No one was supposed to read this!"

"Aww, but it's fun! I was happy to see that there were a few of those including me."

Aqua started crawling her fingers over my arms. "Oh oh! How many am I in?"

"AQUA PLEASE!" I whined, moving the book away from her hands... and into Kazuma's thieving hands. I yelped in surprise when he swiped it but Aqua then shoved my face into Luna's cleavage to shut me up. Maybe making those two a team was too powerful after all...

Kazuma flipped through the pages quickly. "Wow! There's a lot in here." He remarked, scanning the various eroticisms with amusement. "And categorised too. 'Fantasies about monsters', 'Fantasies about my friends', 'Fantasies about... inanimate objects?' Wow, somehow I'm not surprised though. Say, do you use this as a therapy tool or just your own personal porn?"

I whined inside Luna's cleavage, refusing to give a straight answer unless it incriminates me further.

My complaining didn't stop him looking deeper. "God-damn... do you write down every perverted thought you have Darkness?" Kazuma gawked as he skimmed through more of my shame. "That whole Sylvia adventures in here. Look, here's a fantasy about when Yunyun wanted me to have her babies but in here you've said you were watching me impregnate her. Then a fantasy where you get ravaged by the female orcs, one where you seduce Megumin's dad, one where you seduce her mom, one where you seduce... her entire village! Sylvia fucking you, Me and Sylvia fucking you, Me, Aqua, Sylvia, and Megumin all fucking you, that monster Sylvia/Beldia/Hans fusion eating you?! This shit's insanely detailed compared to my journal! How the fuck is this the best documentation of our adventures?!" He could only laugh at the absurdity of it all.

A chill of cringe ran up my spine after each reveal but Luna just kept stroking my hair. "Y-you guys aren't mad?" I whimpered when leaving the vast breast mass.

"Course not." Kazuma instantly replied while reading, brushing me off as if my question was ridiculous. "It's honestly great to have a list, maybe now I can figure out a Christmas gift for you... but anyway, Luna's right, if it'll make you feel better then you should live out some of these fantasies with us." He smiled while offering me my embarrassing scribbles back. "But, uh, try and keep it somewhat contained for the sake of the guests. Nothing vore related please."

"Y-yeah, of course!" I nodded while taking the book he handed to me. Aqua insisting to have a look as well over my shoulder. "I really wasn't expecting this thing to be used in such a way, but being able to live out any fantasy I want..?" I marvelled while skimming through the various pages.

"Hey look! That's when I built a robot out of milk cartons and then it tied Darkness up to tickle and molest her!" Aqua beamed while reading over my shoulder before lowering her eyebrows slowly. "...wait, is that how it happened? I must be really good at building robots..."

I skimmed ahead again to a random page to get her off that scent. But then Luna pointed to another fantasy in the book. "Oh look~, here's when Kazuma turned into a Dragon and had you guard his horde of gold completely naked for a millennia." She teased with a saucy smile pointing at me making me blush up a storm. "There really is a point where most of these become Kazuma focused, isn't there?"

I babbled some response before closing the book and moving away to a different chair, missing that Kazuma was blushing a little at the reveal as well. "L-let me just figure out the right one, okay? Give me a minute here."

Cloud had walked over at this point, finally sporting the boner that fit his desires. "What did I miss? I think I'm ready for someone now."

"Oh right, cause Darkness made you forget about that, uhhh, 'Seth Rogen' guy, right?" Kazuma asked, clicking his fingers to remember what name was said.

"Who?"

"Doesn't matter." Luna cut in, hopping off the table happily and stroked up the adventurer's hard again meat. "I'll play with you for a bit. Just until Darkne-"

"Ohh found one!" I clapped my hands to draw everyone's attention, unknowingly interrupting the various sexy scenes around me. "Here's how it's going to go down: I will describe the scenario and each of your roles. You will believe wholeheartedly that you are that role and that the environment you are in matches the scene I am describing. You will not notice me once I say we have begun, but you can still take directions and orders from me at any point. When I say the scene is over you'll revert to being yourselves in this mansion, remembering the scene you just performed for me and enjoying it (hopefully). So if everyone is ready, we will begin with:"

FANTASY 531 - The Heroes Clean Their Weapons

Two brave heroes entered the blacksmiths. (Aka: Cloud and Kazuma entered through the main doors I'd just sent them out of). Both believed they were on a mission of upmost importance, seeing the four female blacksmiths working hard before they all stopped to greet the two.

"Welcome welcome." Said the Blue haired owner of the shop, an inviting smile on her lips. "How may we serve such amazing heroes such as you two? Are you looking for some new equipment?"

"No, thank you." replied the brown haired hero. "We are about to set off on the most dangerous quest of all, slaying the Demon King, and we need our current swords to be polished as much as possible if we are to stand a chance."

The blonde blacksmith put a hand to her mouth in surprise. "Oh my! I-if that is true you will be doing this land an amazing service! There surely must be something else we can do to help!"

Spiky blonde hair shook as the other hero declined the offer. "It is very kind, but for now let us just be as prepared as we can be."

"Of course." The owner bowed, they all quickly paired off so the blue/brown haired ones were with Kazuma and the black/blonde ones were with Cloud. "We will shine your swords until they beam brighter than the sun! Tis the least we can do for men so brave." resolved the Blonde one, the other three nodding in agreement. "Please, reveal your weapons so we may begin."

The two heroes, gallant and true and willing to risk their lives for the people of the world... dropped their pants. Their swords bobbing upwards in the sword 'workshop'. A series of coos washed over the girls as they dropped to their knees. Compliments showered down on them of the handiwork of the quality of blade, or how intricate the 'base' was in design.

But they couldn't keep praising the swords for long. The four women were there to shine.

And so, from my chair, reading the instructions from my fantasy book like I was a perverted director, I got to see the room collectively moan out as lips vigorously sucked off the two mighty 'blades'.

They all believed this was real in this moment. This was not only how swords looked, but how shining swords worked as well. Kazuma and Cloud really thought they were going off to fight the Demon King and were about to pay these women for their services. Once they're done they'll think they were just playing these characters to the best of their abilities, but right now to get the best performances out of them they believe it all to be true.

Now you might ask: Why'd this fantasy ever enter my mind? And I'd tell you: I have no idea. I think it came around when Kazuma brought us to the Blacksmith's to get Chunchunmaru polished and in my waiting mind it set me off thinking about sucking his 'Excalibur'. Oi. Don't judge me reader. You're enjoying this, aren't you? Shaming me like that in my own story...

Returning to the scene in front of me, the girls were taking it all in their own stride, each with their own techniques:

Aqua was on Kazuma's left, running her mouth up and down his meat slowly but stopping when she hit one end to either curl her tongue around the tip or suckle a testicle.

Aerith was on Kazuma's right, lathering his cock with much more kisses then anyone else. Occasionally unloading some spit onto him and letting it lather up his skin before spreading it around with her lips.

Luna was sucking down Cloud's right side hard, not moving around as much on the smaller sword but concaving her cheeks in as she sucked random parts of his skin to really apply massive pressure to where she wanted. If Kazuma was in his real mind, he might tell Cloud it isn't the size of the sword that matters speaking from his own experiences with Chunchunmaru. Sure, it was making it slightly awkward for the two below him, but they were brushing lips against each other more because of it. So it all worked out.

Tifa, despite her strength stat, was the most gentle of all of them. Just licking where she could to polish the sword to the best of her ability. It looked like she was taking the most pride of her fictional work, leaving the cock to check how shiny it was every few moments before diving back to lick some more.

"Okay boys." I clapped my hands, "Time to put your swords away. Cloud your sheath is Luna's cleavage and Kazuma yours is Aerith's hot tight pussy."

Aerith's eyes glazed over slightly. "Yes... I am your sheath." She droned as she got up, lifting her skirt up to show the place where Kazuma needed to bury. It was dripping so much, I guess the girl was as easy to excite as I was. Which helped her greatly since Kazuma somewhat unceremoniously penetrated Aerith. She screamed out in pleasure, the wind being knocked out of her as her internal passage was stretched around Kazuma's sword.

"Hmm, looks like your newly polished swords are full of energy need a bit of oomph to fit back in their sheaths." I giggled, loving the way they were all enamoured by my words. "Try shoving it back in there until your sword calms down."

"Very sorry about this, my sword doesn't misbehave this way usually." Said the gallant voiced Kazuma as he gripped Aerith's waist. "But we'll have it in the sheath properly soon." He explained before drawing out of her and slamming his meat back into the wetness. He was ruthless with her sensitive spot, only wanting to use her to calm his sword down and not treating her like a delicate flower. Despite this, Aerith was in heaven, with a look that threatened to break the reality I was enforcing but not really caring either way as the thickness filled her so good. Kazuma's instincts kicking in to make this one of the greatest fucks she'd ever had, even while she didn't believe she was getting fucked.

Cloud's bustered his sword first from the soft titty surrounding it. The ever talented Luna gulping down the 'blade juice' that the groaning man unleashed into her mouth. His legs bucked a little from the pleasure but Luna's mouth held firm around his cockhead. This was her duty as a sheath after all.

After a few minutes of rigorous sword play, Kazuma finally came inside Aerith. He'd had to practically hold her up by the end of it. Nearly supporting her entire weight on his dick, but I'd quietly gotten Aqua to bless his strength amidst his fun, so to him she was the lightest yet tightest thing in the world. The flower girl spasmed every few seconds, a complete twitching nerve-fest with a flushed sweaty face and a white liquid bubbling out her pussy as she was used as a wank tool... I could only feel pride at Kazuma's newest conquest.

"Aaannd release the fantasy!" I commanded and the five all took a breath. Luna releasing Cloud and Kauzma/Aerith falling to the floor together in a sweaty pile. "Did you all enjoy that?"

Tifa spoke first, looking at me with shining eyes. "That was fun! I've always been such a terrible actor but roleplay like that came pretty naturally to me! And, um... it was quite erotic... A-Aerith was making such a lewd face when Kazuma was inside her..." The sweet bartender was really starting to get into the swing of things.

"I..." Aerith began, but being out of breath while Kazuma was still inside her, looking back at him sexily. "...I fucking loved it, me believing I was your sheath was hoott." She giggled, reaching back to make out with the panting boy. I was happy to see a resounding success from the rest of the girls' happy expressions as well.

"I'm glad! For now you can all play among yourselves while I try and find another fun one!"

Kazuma broke his make out briefly, "Just make sure to include yourself in the next one, 'kay? We're doing this for you, doesn't make sense to leave you out." I smiled at him with a nod, resuming my search.

"Darkness! I didn't get to do much in that one!" Aqua whined as she walked over to me, crouching down with sad puppy dog eyes peering over my book. "Can you make sure I get a bigger part next time?" She pleaded.

I smiled at the eagerness, looking at an entry she inadvertently pointed to. "Okay Aqua, why don't you have a little bonus role in the mean time and become my sexy cat." I giggled, eager to see the Goddess becoming saucier and seductive.

She smiled, puckering her lips as if her jaw had changed to match a cats. Her face rubbed sexily up my thigh, blue hair tickling me and my excited legs as Aqua literally purred at my touch.

Then she jumped onto my lap, curled up into a ball and fell asleep.

"...eh? Aqua?" I asked, realising I was suddenly trapped by her body wrapping around me. "A-Aqua?! Come on!!" I whined, unable to move the snoring Goddess that had decided this was the best way to be a cat.

While I was dealing with her, Cloud looked over at Luna a little bit nervously. "Hey, how did... my cum taste?"

"Hm? Uh, like cum?" She asked a little quizzically confused. "Are you asking for more describing words? I guess your whole party must be bisexual then..."

"No no, I just meant in comparison to..." Cloud tried to defend himself before slumping his shoulders an inch. "Never mind. Aerith and Aqua disliking my taste just made me a little self conscious is all."

He received a reassuring pat on the knee from the only other woman to ever taste his cum. "Your stuff tastes fine, Cloud. Aerith was probably teasing you." smiled Tifa.

Said flower girl suddenly appeared and stood next to Cloud. "I wasn’t saying his cum was bad. Look, just taste this." She reached down to her pussy to take a little dollop of Kazuma's cream and rudely shoved it into her friends mouth. Tifa’s eyes grew wide, partly from the action but anyone could also see she didn't push Aerith away either. Suckling on Aerith's fingers for all the cum her tongue could find making the girl blush. "S-see? It’s not just me."

"Gee, thanks." Cloud fumed. If this was supposed to be making him feel better he’d hate to see her try to bully him on purpose.

Aerith then landed in his lap, letting her peach buns hug his cock back to life while she circled a finger around his hand. "Come on~. I'm not allowed to tease you a little? Here I thought you were interested in me but now I hear you've been fooling around with both Tifa and Jessie..."

"I-uh..."

"Water under the bridge now of course. We're harem members so you'll be sleeping with anyone Darkness wants you to. Though it seems her hearts pretty dedicated to the other penis in the room."

A small mumble could be heard under his breath, "Yeah, just like everyone else..."

"Cloud... you like Tifa's tits more than mine, ri~ght?" She asked and he babbled a little awkwardly. "Of course you do! So we're allowed to like Kazuma's cum over yours as well. It doesn't mean you can't put your freshly polished sword inside me and have fun!" She beamed and spread herself out on his lap so her lower lips were in full view.

His eyebrow raised in interest but lowered again when he saw a low drip of cum seep down the girl's pussy to between his legs. "Hrmm. A ride in that? Not interested. Not unless you clean yourself up first. Dunno if I feel comfortable making love when you’ve got another man’s... leavings inside you."

I looked over at them with a bemused smile. Poor Cloud. He'll never see what he's doing to himself by not just playing along when he can. You see, the problem with going against the flow is that I'm here to change the river.

"You guys~" I called out to get their attention, idly stroking the sleeping goddess cat in my lap. "When anyone uses Kazuma’s cum for lube it normally feels great and leads to a really powerful orgasm for all involved. Men normally love to try and shove Kazuma's cum deeper into a woman with their cock for the best results.”

Cloud eyes lit up in surprise, mostly at himself for forgetting something like that. He changed his tune immediately, his cock taking the initiative to line itself up to his friends' creampied pussy. Beautiful pink slit mixed with tantalising white cream. It was the most excited I’d seen the stoic boy since we began this impromptu orgy.

"A-Aerith... can I?"

"Of course silly! That's why I offered!"

With as much erotic energy as he could possibly muster he shoved his dick into his friend as hard as he could. The feel of another man's sauce did feel strange to him, but he knew it was for the greater good as he shoved it as far into Aerith as he could. She gasped out at the sudden stimulation, feeling the cum move around inside her with the new intruder at her gate. Her walls were practically dripping with the stuff after Kazuma unloaded so there was plenty for Cloud to scrape up as he dragged himself around inside her to push more cum as far as it could go. Cloud's hips quickly picked up speed, losing himself to the desire of finally getting to try the SatOurgasms he'd heard about... oh and Aerith. This was his first time inside the hot brunette and he was enjoying that immensely too.

Meanwhile, Tifa was still blown away by the taste of Kazuma's thick cream. Subtly crawling over to him to ask, "Hey, K-Kazuma. Despite how I look... I've actually been interested in giving a guy my first b-breast job."

"You mean titfuck?" Luna asked with a giggle, taking the opportunity to have a little feel of the massive mammarys that Tifa was sporting.. "How have you never given a titjob with these orbs of power? Some days I can't convince the guys at the guild to even look at my pussy they want masturbate with my tits so much."

Tifa shrugged nervously. "I-I dunno... I haven't really done a lot of experimenting in the bedroom." She then turned back to Kazuma. "So, are you interested? I tasted your semen just now and... well, you can, uh, c-cum in my mouth if you want."

"Well, aren't you just the cutest girl with a bombshell bod." He lecherously smirked making her blush even harder. "Bring them lovely jubblies over here then."

"Just make sure to get them nice and lubed up first." Said Luna, grabbing a bottle from her bag she brought and proceeding to douse it into her size rival's cleavage. "More boob means more skin to chafe, you'll be thanking me tomorrow."

"Um, thank you t-tomorrow, I mean, sorry..." Tifa awkwardly mumbled, letting the big breasted blonde use her hands to really rub in the lube until her large baps were shiny with it.

The raven haired woman then got Kazuma to sit back and began leaning in to trap the tool betwixt her large cleavage. But as she got closer...

"Woah... your thing really looks intimidating up close..." She gulped but not stopping her decent. From our position we could see the effect it was having on her, a large drip flowing down her leg rather quickly as excitement started to envelop her. Just like how she was enveloping Kazuma's dick with softness. "I-I don't believe it! You don't fit! I was really expecting it to just rest in my breasts comfortably!"

"He's a grower and a shower." Luna praised, reaching around Tifa's back to goad on her master's pleasure. "So you need to put in more work. Just because you have the goods doesn't mean you don't need to learn how to use em!"

"Y-yes m-m-ma'am!" Tifa stammered while the hot pole in her chest was shifted around by her technique. "O-okay, so, h-he's a lot harder than I thought as well..." As she continued Luna moved her hands down to Tifa's mons and started feeling around the woman as her breasts dug into her back.

The boy they were squeezing themselves over was in heaven. He was breathing out so much air to keep calm he was practically whistling. "Darkness~, did I thank you enough for this lovely harem you've provided?" said Kazuma, letting his hand roam delicately into the soft expanse of Tifa's left breast. "Cause I really don't think I ever will, so thanks again."

I just smiled at him. It made me happy to see him so happy. This Succubus event has thrown me, but knowing that him and Aqua are unharmed and enjoying themselves so indulgently is really reassuring.

Speaking of indulging, Cloud's excitement was about to hit its peak. The eagerness to experience the satisfying orgasm from Kazuma's cum driving him to forget any semblance of longevity for the brevity of immediate pleasure. Aerith didn't care though, her friend was happy and if he went then she'd be right there with him.

"C-Cloud!" She groaned, stroking his face while he made sure to pack as much of Kazuma's cum into her deep canal as he could. "Do it! I can fffeeeel you're c-cLLOOAAAAIIIIEEEE!!" The poor healer couldn't even finish as the white hot orgasm took them both. Both their souls felt like they'd been slammed with a giant's fist. It was an like they'd left their bodies to retreat from the immense bliss that erupted through their beings. It was for just a moment though, before howling minds returned and the good feelings spread into the two of them.

Cloud's dick spurted rope after rope into Aerith, each sending shivers up his spine as the woman's tightness squeezed him for every drop. His dick had literally never felt this good before, something about a Harem Knights cum making this sex the best he'd ever had just by default. Aerith was feeling too full and too steamed to even think, her brain trying to reconnect itself into a single thought after an impact that intense was a massive strain.

I could smell both of them from where I was. Sweat and cum from the gasping pair, mixing well as it radiated from them. He practically collapsed from that, either not sharing Kazuma's stamina or just really having the wind knocked out of him from the improved orgasm. I was sort of curious to see how much I'd improved orgasms myself, I assume Kazuma using his own cum as lubricant still counts...

Kazuma went off next, with only a momentary warning to the girls in front of him before the divine sauce came barrelling through his meat into the beautiful Tifa's unguarded face. She moaned out as the heat from his cum spread over all of her senses. The smells and tastes from such a wonderful gift, mixing with Luna's fingers, meant that Tifa was actually getting off on getting jizzed on. Shuddering at the sheer eroticisms of the jets being blasted onto her. Kazuma just cooed in satisfaction, loving how eager this shy woman was now acting while still somewhat blasting Luna a little as well.

Everyone was having a good time... except me who was sort of regretting turning Aqua into a cat. The naked girl had awoken and wanted belly rubs. Feeling her silky tummy skin wasn't in any way bad... but I could do without her hissing at me whenever my hand slowed down. "What a needy woman, even in feline form..."

But when I saw "Alright Aqua, the cat thing didn't work. Let's try you as a dog. And I know how much dog's love their treats..." I suggested, nodding my head towards the cream covered women. The Goddess of Water's eyes lit up, her demeanour changing with her new mental commands as she scrambled on top of me to try and flip around then push off my legs. I instantly regretted not just turning her human again, for my sake and for Tifa's who was just standing up before being abruptly tackled to the floor by the Doggess.

"OOMPH!" She let out when Aqua collided with her stomach and the two skidded along our carpet. I feared she was hurt, but luckily there was plenty of laughs after a second as Aqua slobbered all over our guest. "He-hey! A-Aquaa~ Quit it!"

"Aqua! That's it, everyone it's time for the next fantasy! This time it's:

FANTASY 49 - Bidding for this lowly Crusader

"Okay hun, you're going to go in there and if Boss likes you then you'll have a steady gig for life, and if he don't then... well, make sure it goes well."

I gulped, almost entirely out of excitement but there was a role I was supposed to play here as well. "B-but I'm just a Crusader! I don't know anything about... being erotic for people's entertainment!"

"Oh baby doll, we were all someone else before this. The Boss doesn't pick top of the line, he picks the down on the luck ones he knows he can control easier." Luna hummed sympathetically, "You know that, but you need to stay. Don't you?"

With a sad nod I mumbled, "Eris protect me..."

"Ain't nothin holy about where you're goin hun."

Gosh this was exciting. This was a fairly frequent fantasy of mine, 'what if I had to sell my body to someone in order to pay our debts'. We got in money troubles a LOT so there were frequent thoughts of Kazuma needing to sell me to make ends meat. Sometimes he'd sell me to a wealthy degenerate, or a fancy demon, and sometimes the script would flip and he'd buy me from my father.

All this to say I approached the current 'buyers' all about to auction for me. Three chairs in a row, each housing a beautiful woman with their own newly adjusted attitudes. Aqua was spread legged, fanning a wad of money with a greedy sneer as her eyes greedily scoured my body. Aerith played more of the laid back sleezy guy, chewing some gum with a smirk. The two men of the room were acting like bodyguards, standing tall and rigid without looking at me, just scanning for 'dangers'. And finally Tifa was asked to judge me heavily, looking down on my pathetic body with derision.

"Lord, we don't have to bid on that do we?"

My body was already heating up to high climates and we were only on Tifa's disgusted opening line.

Aerith tilted her head, considering me. "I dunno, seems like I could get some use outta her. You got any special tricks?"

"I, um, I am a Crusader for th-"

"She means, do you have any experience in sucking cunts or cocks darlin'" Aqua interrupted, brushing off my half baked attempt to stay as a 'crusader'.

I shook my head. "No, I'm a pure woman still."

With a sleazy grin Aqua pointed to her crotch. "Well let's see what kinda natural talents you got then."

I nodded, dropping to my knees and approaching this wealthy businesswoman's crotch. I hadn't got anyone to change clothes so her mini skirt with no panties was still all she had on, which meant sullying myself and applying my tongue to her slit was rather easy. Her hand washed through my blonde hair as I began tasting Aqua's love juices once more. She had all the power over me, I was just a worthless Crusader with no future outside of pleasuring her. The fact I got to live out such a wonderful fantasy made my tongue hungry, sensitive, and eager to please. Inner juices dancing on my tongue as I gulped down as much of Aqua as I could from the floor where I belonged.

"Ooh, not bad at all Ms. Crusader. You said you were 'pure', yet wield this lewd tongue."

"Hey, don't forget us. We want to bid on her too ya know. C'mon Tifa, we gotta get in there before she becomes 'used goods'."

Tifa rolled her eyes. "How droll, must we go through these theatrics? Just throw her in the waste pile for all I care."

Her friend didn't share the same opinion, inspecting me and my pussy sucking ability quite intensely. "Well the face ain't bad, but let's see how ridiculous this body really is. Boys! Come strip this one down!"

In an instant the two 'bodyguards' that had been by the entrance came over and ripped my clothes to ribbons. It was rough and brutal, oh god did it feel good...

"Now that's what I'm talking about." Aerith admired, touching my body up as my face tried to stay in between Aqua's legs. "Big ol breasts, peach looking ass, healthy skin with nice blonde hair to boot... if you told me this was the body of a noble or a hooker I'd believe you." I twitched in pleasure from the insults, using it to try and hide my shame deeper inside of the pussy I was lapping up. "Hmm, yep. Gonna go all in on bidding for this thing."

"Not with tongue skills like this you ain't." Aqua suddenly warned, suddenly sounding possessive over her potential pussy slave. "I start the bidding at 50 Eris."

I practically came on the spot for having the opening number be so very low...

Punctuated by the fact that Tifa added, "Hmph. That much?"

Aerith chuckled, "Ooh, really breaking the bank there aren'tcha? How bout this, I'll take her for 100 Eris after my bodyguard here's explored her anus some with his woman wrecker down there."

The bodyguard we know as Kazuma dropped his pants to reveal his girthy boy. Obviously I knew what it looked like already, but something about the unveiling always sent a rush into me. Especially when he was hard and aiming at me already.

Aqua clicked her tongue at the brazen disrespect but as this was 'trial time' couldn't stop it. "Fine. Just don't wreck any other hole, I'd pay up to... 300 Eris to take her virginity myself!" She pronounced proudly, still less money than a bushel of apples at the market...

"I raise the bid to 1,000 Eris."

A stunned silence hung over the room for a second as we all wondered why Tifa would do that.

"If you all could continue fighting at higher numbers I can bleed you all dry and then get a lot that might be worth something."

Aqua and Aerith frowned at their companion. "Or we let you have her and you have to deal with it."

Tifa shrugged, "I'd simply throw her on the street. Somewhere far away that neither of you could scoop her up for nothing."

"Ehhh, that does seem like a waste of prime meat." Aerith sighed, pulling my hair a bit to inspect me some more. "Just try out her asshole and tell me if she's worth it."

Kazuma nodded and began taking my anal virginity for the second time in our relationship. Something about being on the floor and being forced to suckle Aqua while he spread me open felt so much more carnal, animalistic, and raw then our previous analventures. He had the kind of beastly penis that could still bash your cervix even going in through a different hole. It just messed up my insides that much, easily helped by his instincts driving to hit the perfect spot inside me every Eris loving time.

He fucked me with long strokes, digging even deeper than he's ever reached before. Perhaps it was just how it was in this position. The ability to thrust into the human trash that lay on the floor, only able to lap wistfully at the taste of money and power that hung over her. Crusading for justice and helping people got you nowhere. All I was worth was a couple Eris and as a pleasurable hole for anyone to thrust into. A truly worthl-

"I bid 2 Million."

...

Everyone turned to look at Kazuma. The previously silent bodyguard looking adamant in his decision but throwing me for an absolute loop.

"W-what?" I stammered, finally evacuating Aqua long enough to look at his eyes. "W-what?"

He stroked my hair, he gave me a gentle touch along my body, he was weirding me out. "You... don't deserve this life." said Kazuma. Full sincerity in his voice. I don't understand. Did he break the spell? "I might just be a simple bodyguard, but I'll save you from this path you're headed down Ms. Crusader." Okay, he didn't, but... this wasn't what I wanted at all.

It wasn't what I wanted at all.

...

Why is my heart beating so fast while he looks at me like that?

"E-everyone break the fantasy! We're done with this one! We're going straight into a new fantasy:"

Fantasy 180 - Visiting 7th Heaven

It was quiet.

Late nights often were at 7th Heaven. Came with the territory.

Most of the rabble had gone off, needing to get to work in the morning. Satisfied they'd drowned their current sorrows enough and were now needing to face reality or their spouses, whichever hurt harder.

And so, it was quiet.

But not empty.

"Another one please." said the man, casually sliding his glass over to the dark haired woman. "Make it a double."

She nodded with a pleasant smile, "Never seen a man stay so late just to get some calcium." Tifa giggled, pouring another glass of 'Darkness Brand Milk' from the pitcher before sliding it back to him. Kazuma glugged down my precious fluids happily, but according to my script he wasn't fully satisfied yet.

"Yeah, had trouble sleeping. Was hoping I could get something to calm me down but this milk isn't hitting right."

Her smile never left her, instead walking around the bar with a sultry sway in her wide hips. "Well Mister, if you want to try something else, I might just have some of my own brand from a different kind of tap." She purred as she approached his stool. Bounciness very apparent in every step she took.

"That's a very tempting offer." said Kazuma, using no shame to stare up and down her form. "Any idea what it'll cost me?"

They were rubbing up against each other now. Breasts mashing into hard chest. Ass softly groped from behind. Bulge stroked gently by her hand. "How bout an exchange? My milk, for yours?"

No more words were spoken between the pair. The barkeeper rose her top off her body and the rest was clear. I couldn't stop myself from telling Tifa that her breasts would normally always be full of milk when one of the harem is sucking her, which definitely helped the fantasy when her areolas were pinched between Kazuma's teeth and her real milk flooded his tongue.

At some point his monster cock was freed and lay dripping into Tifa's skirt, hooking her waistband from underneath as her pubis kissed his package. There was a lot of heat between the two. An almost awkward fumble as neither could get their thoughts to focus on the next line of the play. Animalistic urges taking over to just keep them on their current tasks of rubbing and sucking. Out of sheer luck, Tifa's exploration of her moist lips along Kazuma's shaft eventually found his tip and quickly speared herself atop him. Squirting a lot more milk out her breasts as her body shuddered from the intruder's long bold entrance.

And so, you can imagine what began next. Lots of bouncing, lots of moaning, and at some point Kazuma flipped her round so he could maul her ass while fucking her.

Me however, I was sort of reeling from the last fantasy still. What had made Kazuma say that? Why was he suddenly bidding on me and breaking the rules I'd laid out? I was so unprepared I was only using Tifa and Kazuma for this fantasy. Not that anyone was minding, seeing their wide eyes enthralled from the sidelines with me as Tifa was bent over our table and thrust into hard. Aerith was making no stranger to some of the dildos Luna had brought with her. Clearly loving the way that her fem-crush was bouncing about happily from the doggy style ramming.

Even Cloud was into it. But maybe that was because he was hoping Kazuma would cum in Tifa before he had a go on her? Speaking of...

Fantasy 180 - Visiting 7th Heaven (Remake)

It was quiet.

Late nights often were at 7th Heaven. Came with the territory.

Most of the rabble had gone off, needing to get to work in the morning. Satisfied they'd drowned their current sorrows enough and were now needing to face reality or their spouses, whichever hurt harder.

And so, it was quiet.

But not empty.

With an almost nervous energy, Cloud tapped his foot on the floor. "Has he-?"

"Yes Cloud. The other guy's already been in." She smiled. Tifa then walked around the bar, showing off her well fed pussy. "It's all yours if you want it. Someone's got to push that Kazuma Cum up me."

"Fuck yes they do."

Cloud wasted no time in spearing his long time friend with his dick. Every moment he wasn't in her, the more of that cum would drip out of those lips so it was better for everyone that he plug the hole. That was his goal in this fantasy, but thanks to that normality it was probably what he wanted anyway. Tifa hummed pleasantly as the blonde spiky man thrust into her front, desperate to push as much of the leaky semen into her pinkness as he could.

The same group were still enamoured with the action. Aerith now joined by Luna in her masturbating session. Aqua leaning on Kazuma in between his lap as we all watched together.

But I was busy asking someone something.

"I dunno Darkness, it was just part of the roleplay of my character." He explained, munching some popcorn that Aqua had brought in from the kitchen. "Guess he just found you too pretty to be debasing yourself like that..." He trailed off, a dawning in him. "Oh right, this is you. Um, sorry if I ruined it for you, I was too into character I guess I forgot you'd prefer the rough stuff."

I sighed a little. Honestly I can't say I truly hated the way he took his character... but I just wasn't sure why it happened.

Was it his instincts kicking in? But... wouldn't they have told him to make it even rougher? I don't get it...

"GUUHHH!!!" Came the cumming of Cloud to distract my inner thoughts. He was nutting hard into an equally over sexed Tifa. Kazuma's cum working its magic to improve their feelings drastically. Tifa was apparently not a screamer, instead just panting violently while shivers and sweat cascaded off of her. The well fucked smiled was all I needed to see to know she'd loved it still.

"So that's how it went down." Aerith teased once I ended the fantasy, poking her panting friends as they tried to recover. "Maybe I should have stayed around Tifa's place more often at night. Seems you two get into all kinds of trouble." Neither had a good retort, so Aerith continued poking them.

"This is pretty fun still Darkness." crunched Aqua, finishing the last of her popcorn bag. "Bu~ut, I'm feeling kinda lazy. What was one of the fantasies where I can be me?"

Luna perked up a little, "Ooh, me too. I want to try a more real one."

Fantasy 234 - A Different Kind of Guild

"Phew, another job well done!" Kazuma exclaimed with audible relief. "Quests can be rough on the ol back, but sometimes an achy body ain't the worst thing." He smiled, stretching himself out some more before any more muscles atrophied.

"Eh, I don't mind them that much either. As long as we get some nice rewards to go along with it!" Aqua chirped, drumming on the table a little while looking around the 'guild.' Really it was the three of us lounging on the couch

"You guys seem to be having fun." Aerith remarked. The three man team sitting just beside us at the table. "What kind of reward you got for this one?"

"Me of course." Luna suddenly appeared. She had a big wide smile on her face, the usual one she offers everyone that enters her guild, but now that her hands were working to strip her top off it had incredibly hot undertones. "For such a hard quest I decided to offer myself up as the reward. Kazuma will have full unrestricted access to impregnate me for being such hero."

"That was Kazuma's reward at least." Aqua explained, "Mine is this big mug of his cum! Wanna see me down it in one go!?"

I smiled at the happy look on Aqua's face. Sure, I'd just spent the last twenty minutes blowing Kazuma a couple of times to fill up that extra large mug, but her happiness and eagerness to down it was pretty hot by itself.

"Hell yeah!" chirped Aerith. Ready to perhaps offer assistance in case Aqua's eyes were bigger than her appetite. It wouldn't be though, not after the amount of other liquid's I've seen that woman drink.

The mug was filled with thick, viscous liquid. Some pubic hairs had ended up inside, and it could clearly be seen sticking to the sides as it sloshed around in Aqua's mug.

Yet to her it was the best drink Aqua had ever ordered.

Ever an expert in finishing drinks to their last drop, Aqua knew to start slow and just keep swallowing. Hot creamy cum slid down the mug and into the Goddess's mouth. The full taste of his baby making juice spread over her senses like a blanket. To her this was bliss, and she could only gulp it down with so much ferocity unless this heavenly feeling in her mouth end too soon. Being able to take massive gulps that stretched your throat out of your favourite treat in the whole world was a real gift to her. Some dribbled down her front, but for the most part Aqua was able to just keep chugging and chugging the cum without needing to take a single breather.

I could see Luna jumping happily atop Kazuma. Bending her back to adjust to her favourite angles on penetration, looking absolutely sexy as her thick ass slapped onto Kazuma's nuts. "Oohhh~ Y-you're so bbbbig Kazuma~ I can't wait to have your baby growing insi~de me." cooed Luna, squeezing herself down and reaching back to massage him a little with her hand.

"Kazuma." said I, adding myself to the situation. "You saved my life out there today. I also want you to fuck me, you've earned my noble pussy." I lay myself out on the table, stripping my lower half to unveil my love heart of a butt to him. But I wasn't alone.

"When you're done with Darkness, I wanna go too!" giggled Aqua next to me, burping a little from the tankard of cum in her stomach. "Scuse me." But we weren't alone.

"If you guys are going to have fun, could we join you?" Aerith asked, lining herself up next to me while Tifa went next to Aqua. "We were planning on getting pregnant as well, and I can't think of anyone better to inseminate the two of us."

So the challenge was laid out. Four pussies, ready and hungry for a sleazy man's cum, all lined up next to each other with dripping slits laid bare.

Kazuma wiped his brow. "Guess I've got more work to do." He grinned, starting his quest with a roaring start.

A sea of thrusts and grunts filled the rest of our time in the fantasy. Our perfect stud, taking his time to pleasure the five girls in his possession while getting himself off. Tifa was especially fun to watch, so much of her trying to keep quiet while everyone stared just made her hotter and easier to bend in pleasure. We all just watched him work, giggling at whichever woman he was turning into a complete wreck at the time. Their moans of bliss was perfect music to finish this fantasy too, and one that I hope will become a reality by itself soon when we enter the Calendar's 'Breeding Day At The Guild' I'd written down for Sunday. But that was another day. Soon enough Kazuma had finished bullying Aqua's cunt, filling her till her pussy was spitting cum back out from overflow, and moving on to thrusting into me.

I was happily enjoying some pleasant womb crushing when Kazuma said something odd to me.

"I think your pussy might be my favourite Darkness."

I blinked at him. Once more Kazuma was taking the fantasy in a different direction without my input. But he was playing himself now. Was... was this his actual thoughts? "...s-seriously? You're just saying that because I was your first..."

He shook his head with a smile, "Aqua's the wettest, Chris has the tightest, Wiz is the bumpiest, Sena's is the hungriest, and I'd need a few more rounds with the other girls before I decide their 'iest's but you I know already." He listed off his favourite holes with surprising ease, then stepping his foot passed me to take my body and spear my entire being onto his cock down to the hilt. It felt incredible, Kazuma knocking on my cervix and making both of us pant into each other. He whispered in my ear, "Your pussy is both the hottest and the comfiest. No matter how hot I feel coming from one girl, you always seems to burn that little hotter to match my dick. You're shaped so snugly around me, and I know all your weakspots to make it tighter when I want to..." I hadn't expected him to get so sweet talky to me. I especially wasn't expecting him to look me in the eye for the next part. "Thanks for always being so hot for me Darkness. You really know how to make my dick feel welcome."

God, why was I holding back tears from that? I-I... I shouldn't be so... happy? Scared? Aroused? "Anytime..."

He smiled, I smiled, he wasn't even moving but this still felt incredible to just feel his warm aroused heartbeat inside me through his girth. And when he started thrusting into me once more, this time from my front, somehow every strike felt like he was prodding my heart. I was gasping out for breath much more than usual, he was just taking it away so easily.

"K-KYAH~ZUMAA~!!" I yelled out, squeezing him into me as jets of hot piping cum spread into my deep places. My arms were around his back, fingers feeling him tense into me to feed my starved pussy so good while also caressing his hair lovingly. I couldn't stop myself, he was being so nice to me and my body was feeling so~ amazing~.

Kazuma gave me a spin, letting my happy elated mind walk away in bliss while he moved on to filling the next hole in line.

I ended the fantasy when Kazuma entered Aerith. Hearing her moan out like that was enough, everyone could just enjoy themselves for a bit. Aqua already leaning over Tifa to start greedily stealing Kazuma's cum from her. Sitting down on the couch, I almost didn't twig that I was sat next to Cloud, sat by himself and looking rather angrily at Kazuma.

"What's the matter Cloud?" I asked, curling up on the chair next to him. "Not enjoying yourself? I can change that you know."

He raised his eyebrow to me, but after all the fantasies he couldn't really argue that I could change that if needed be. The man just shrugged a little in loosening defiance. "Don't get me wrong. The sex has been fun. I dunno what you feed your boyfriend, but his cum has some crazy properties."

"Hehe, I suppose it does."

"There's just only so much I can take with everyone's 'comparisons'." He grumbled, clenching his crossed arms a little closer. "Your blue haired friend really doesn't like my dick, then Aerith and Tifa are having way a lot more fun without me. Even when I'm inside them, I can tell they aren't moaning as loud as with me."

Ahh, jealousy. I recognise it well from my spouts with it during Megumin/Kazuma's relationship. 'Why isn't he laughing like that with me?' 'Why can't he tease me like that?' 'What has she got that I'm clearly missing?' Always fun thoughts to bring up. But maybe I can save this boy from such ugly emotions.

"Oh Cloud." I began, petting his arm. "Don't worry about those two, this whole event is just a new experience for them and you should be happy for them! Normally everyone is pleased when one of our harem has a sexual encounter with them or someone they know, with every orgasm they experience a boon for their friends as well as themselves. It's normally seen as a big life event for them, like graduation or winning the lottery."

His expression lightened a little at that, looking at the happy face of Aerith riding Kazuma in a different light now. "Yeah, I guess you're right."

I smiled at his mood shift, but I could push it further. "And don't be upset by Kazuma. He's just having fun being the top dog among men for once. I'm sure most guys would normally be happy to be compared to Kazuma's sexual abilities, even unfavourably, since then you'll know you're in the same league as the best."

This time his arms uncrossed, looking like he'd swallowed whatever upset feelings had been plaguing him. "True. He's a Harem Knight, it makes sense he'd be the best at sex." He bemused, "Maybe I was being childish, it's like being upset I couldn't beat a giant in an arm wrestling competition, or Tifa in a squatting contest."

"Ye-huh? ...whatever. Point is, I'm glad you're feeling better Cloud."

"Yeah. Thanks for the pep talk." He half smiled at me (I think that's as far as a happy expression goes on him). "Do you want me to do anything for you? I could push in Kazuma's cum deeper if you'd like."

I pet his muscly arm some more. "Thank you, but I'm alright. I think I only want Kazuma in me from now on." Cloud nodded in understanding, not upset by it at all now. "But perhaps you won't mind taking a special role for our last event? It might not sound like the best part but I want to try one of the more elaborate fantasies..."

"Your book has been pretty fun so far, and I have been kind of a jerk here and there so I can handle one more role."

"Thanks again, let's try to finish strong." I smiled then gathered everyone together to explain their parts. This was one of the big ones, right near the beginning of the book. "This will be our last one before we break for lunch. The final fantasy... 7"

Chapter 38: Final Cuckstacy VII

Summary:

But then, when is it ever really Final?

Notes:

This was kind of a request chapter from some guys on CHYOA. It's a more NTR focused one, though if you aren't really into that then be happy knowing it's basically as non-canon as I can make it while still being part of the story. And hey, sometimes smut is smut.

Chapter Text

It had been a very long fight.

Many had died or been captured over the long campaign against the Demon King. The war had felt neverending to some, but thanks to information stolen by one single spy that had infiltrated his castle there had been a small window to attack. One day when he would leave his stronghold that they'd decided to pin it all on. All the remaining troops would be sent to stop his army. And at the center of it all was a small party of champions, led by the Princess and her noble hero.

Swords had clashed, bones had broke, struggles made and minions slain. It had been a very long fight.

And at the end of it all? The Hero...

...had lost.

"Let me out of these chains!" The Hero barked, struggling in his entrapment attached to the wall. "Demon King! You left me alive you coward!"

Blonde spiky hair that was covered in blood and dirt pushed against the stone to try and get some leverage, but to no avail. Chains clamped onto his wrists, making his arms be forcefully held around his head. His legs were free, but other than giving him just enough purchase to struggle, were useless.

And worst of all his view was that of the others. Those he'd failed to protect...

Two knights, a shop keeper, and a princess all lay spread out on the table. All of them had swirling magic around their eyes (or how it looked at least) each of the pupils matching the purple and yellow swirls the magic was showing them. Silently watching, none were able to agree with the hero's protests. A strange magic was digging around inside their minds, and only the princess seemed like she had any chance of resisting, clenching teeth while her subconscious demanded she stared deeper into the mist.

"Now this brings a smile to my face." Chuckled the voice coming down the stairs.

Whilst his outward portrayal was undeniably Kazuma, the inner workings of his mind was something far different. He was confident, cruel, calculating... okay, maybe not THAT different from Kazuma. But in our minds this was the one, the only, Demon King himself. A figure so powerful that many had dedicated their lives to stopping him. Now portrayed by a naked Kazuma, swirling some wine in his glass while he gazed over the room.

He was joined by an equally powerful servant. His blue haired number two. An ex-Goddess fallen from grace, now just a General for his army. Leaning on the wall, Aqua was looking damn fine in one of my black body stockings, acting like a woman completely control of the situation. Letting the Demon King have his fun while looking for ways to have her own.

"You'll stay there Mr Hero." The Demon King breezed into the room proper, "Watch as I turn your companions to my army one by one."

"Bastard!" Cloud panted, struggling as hard as he could against the chains. "I'll free myself then kil you myself!!"

"Oohh, I like how he still has some fire in him." Aqua purred, sauntily walking over to where Cloud was trapped. "Maybe this will be interesting after all."

"Let's see." Kazuma ignored the two of them, walking up to the first woman spread wide on the table. A raven haired woman, watching the swirling patterns in her eyes with a glazed expression and drool pooling on her vast chest. Her arms were tied behind her head while her legs were under the table and constrained to keep her gasping pussy in full view of the Demon. "This Knight, you had a fling with her correct?" Hissing noises was all the Demon Lord got in return. "Well, let me show you exactly the magics flowing in her mind right now. It's a two part spell. The first makes a gaping hole in her desires, a deep devoted longing that she now needs to fill. The second requires the space to fill that desire." He chuckled at the hero and snapped his fingers, letting his cock grow hard and rest just at her entrance.

"Oh!" Awoke Tifa, looking down at her crotch with sudden explosive wonder. "I-I need that! That's what I've needed all my life! Please sir, give it to me! I beg you!"

Kazuma's grin grew wide to match his mood, "Ah, such wonderful words. Don't you think hero?"

"M-must free hands..."

Aqua leaned in rather close, scooping up the boy's face in her fingers. "So you can do this?" She asked while then suddenly cupping his pants. His eyes went wide, looking at Aqua as she kept hold of him but guided him to keep watching.

The Demon King exhaled mockingly, "Don't mind my number two, she was never a good host to our guests. But then, who am I to talk? I am keeping this lovely girl waiting." He chuckled to himself before thrusting into the blabbering Tifa, spearing her tight spread pussy in one thrust.

"GWOHHFFFYYYYES! OH GOD YESSSSS!" Tifa screamed, shuddering intensely from a sudden and powerful orgasm. Kazuma began pumping his dick into the eager hole as hard as he liked, the woman's mind locking its love for the object it had needed forever but never knew. "It's perfect! Y-you're perfect! Th~uh th-this penis wasss always m-meant to be insssside me! F-fffuckkk meee oh Demon King!" She begged, trying to show her devotion. The swirls in her eyes changed to love hearts, finalising her change to his slave now and forever. He cut her constraints and let the woman envelope his body with her soft parts and tightly as she could squeeze.

He nearly struggled to hold her back, this still being Kazuma vs Tifa here in a battle of strength, but his hips were strong enough to keep thrusting through the tightness and mix up her insides appropriately.

The scene was hot, heavy... this was the kind of porn even a politician would show off to his friends.

"D-Demon King... are you close? Are you going to fill me with your perfect seed?" Tifa groaned into his ear, nibbling on it to experience as much of him as she could. "Please do! Please please pleaASE!" The so~oner you impregnate me the sooner I c-can grow more demonic soldiers for your army!"

"Sounds like she's already made up her mind." Aqua sneered, still cupping Cloud and making him huff and puff. "One less friend for you, one more breeding sow for him." The Hero frowned, groaning at her touch while watching the jiggly flesh of Tifa jump and and down so happily.

He could have had a rebuttal but the sounds his friend was making as a gallon of cum flooded up into her was way too loud to say anything.

"YYYEEEESSSSSS! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES!! FUUUUCKKK!!!!" Was all that could be heard. Kazuma's face buried deep into the spasming breast tissue while Tifa wrapped her arms around his head. Their hips felt like they were melting into one, such intense heat from her squishy pussy trying to lap up every drop of cum into her womb. I was glad I made this version of Tifa a screamer, her pleasured voice had been begging to sing out all morning.

The Demon King dropped his latest conquest onto the table. Tifa would recover from that, but she'd need a minute after such a massive orgasm. Kazuma had 'Demon King' level strength so though he wiped his brow he kept going.

His next goal was the 'twins' Luna and myself. The two of us were sandwiched on top of each other (Luna's idea when I was setting this up) and had matching spirals over our eyes (mine weren't really effective, no way I'd miss what was happening to Tifa, and my will was perfectly fine being hypnotised anyway.)

"Ah yes. These two were rather interesting. A crusader and shopkeeper. Sisters that had some fun with you as well." Kazuma taunted, earning another thrash around in the chains from Cloud. "I went slightly more fancy with these two. Their connection was so unique I thought I'd use it to my advantage. You see, they believe if one swears allegiance to me the other will as well. Diabolical in itself, but I've also switched their bodies feelings. So if I slap the one on top..."

"Aip!" I yelped once Luna's big peach was struck. Snapping both of us out of our 'hypnotic daze', the Demon King once more slapped Luna's rear and the realization kicked in when I yelped again. "I-I felt that!" I squeaked, much to Luna's confusion as to what was happening behind her.

"...yes, the other feels it instead." He sighed at the momentarily stolen thunder but considering everything he wasn't that bothered. "So girls, do try and hold on to your thoughts... for your sister's sake." With a mighty laugh he lined himself up to my crotch.

The magic he described was real, a simple new normal skill that I'd made Aerith unlock called 'pleasure swap' (Aqua quickly learning it too for her own purposes) which could connect two people and make them feel everything the other was feeling. Perfect for teasing some twins.

Luna suddenly exhaled loudly. Eyes fluttering in desire and heat as the ghost of my penetration was felt at her door.

"Sister... please compose yourself!" I chided, "If you fall we both become his! He isn't even doing anything to you!"

She shuddered, unable to stop the good feelings plauging her body. "Y-you say th-that, b-but his magic is sooo... bigg..." Luna drooled, feeling the full size of Kazuma in her pussy even when it was making its way through my downtown instead. From his perspective he just saw Luna's pussy contract and gasp as he ravaged the lower hole.

"Hmm, good resistance. I like some back and forth." mewled the demon king, then moving to the other dripping hole that was now very ready for entry. "Let's see if your sister has the same mental fortitude."

Well, in this situation this would be me trying to resist falling to Kazuma. A dominant, demanding, demonic Kazuma.

Yeah, I caved instantly.

"MASTER!" I screamed out, feeling how tight Luna's pussy was squeezing around the invading cock. Even if I wasn't under this faux hypnosis I think I'd declare my love for him all over again, mixing with the shame of falling to the Demon King so quickly and the guilt as Luna looked at me in anger.

"D-Darkness! Why'd you make me resist if we were going to be his anyway?!" She fumed, apparently more annoyed she couldn't have given in earlier than actually falling to our new master. "Demon King, please let me feel your amazing cock again! I deserve it more than my slut of a sister!"

"D-don't pppulll outtt of herrr!" I whined, squirming under Luna while the magic spread through my mind. "SssOOO HOTTT!!"

"Now now girls, don't fight. Here, now you'll both feel each other and yourself again." He hummed with a snap of his fingers, the look of dawning pleasure on Luna's face as she felt her walls be handled so roughly all at once was beautiful. She had to dive our mouths together just to try and put her scream somewhere that wasn't the open air.

The two of us definitely weren't fighting after that. We just moaned and moaned until Kazuma unloaded into the two of us. The feeling of warmth spreading around my pussy from cum inside Luna's pussy was a very unique experience. Followed by the real cum filling me as well meant I was shuddering with my 'Sister' in almost perfect synchronicity.

And so, after cutting us down from our bonds and leaving us to make out in the afterglow, The Demon King moved onto his final target.

'Princess Aerith Gainsborough' of the Kingdom of Axel. A woman who had many years of fighting the Demon King from the front lines under her belt. Yet always treated everyone around her with a smile and kindness. The idol of her people and now tied to this old table like an animal. She had been the one 'resisting' the hypnosis the most (plot wise it was because of her lineage) and was snarling at the Demon King as he approached.

"Princess Princess Princess. What are we going to do with you if you resist the hypnosis like this?"

"F-fuck... off..."

The Demon King tutted mockingly. "Now now, such crudeness from you of all people? I had been rooting for you to win before, but now I'm not so sure."

He swiped his hand over her head, the purple mist clearing from her vision and letting her breathe a little easier. She was unsure why he'd done that, a sick thrill of toying with her? She wouldn't give him the satisfaction. Spitting on his chest in defiance.

Kazuma just smirked, scooping the spit up and moving it to his crotch. "Ah, now that's more like it. Providing lubrication is far more like the nice Princess everyone adores." She frowned at his teases, and he seemingly agreed to get a move on. "I see you've still got hope. Perhaps we should give you a little more hope to keep things interesting? Why don't we cut the Hero free?"

The Princess' eyes went wide. It had to be a trick didn't it? But right now the Demon's multiple layers of armour were missing, if there was ever a time to get a lucky shot in while he was gloating now could be it!

"RAGH!" Roared the chained hero. Cracking was heard, a visual strain on all his muscles as he moved his body inch by inch forwards... and an almighty crash showed he was free.

The sexy mood switched instantly to battle mode. The knights hopped off the table and were poised to stop the hero before his rage caused any harm to their new master. Aqua just smirked from her spot, watching the Hero with interest. Only Aerith seemed truly happy, Cloud was free. Now he could be the hero she knew he w-

"Finally." He groaned, ripping his trousers off and unveiling his own rock hard cock that he quickly began stroking.

There was a beat as we all watched him beat himself off.

The Princess blinked, "Eh? Cloud? W-were you hypnotised as well?"

A mighty bellow of laughs erupted from the Demon King. "HAHAHA! You goddamn wish girlie!" He burst, holding his stomach from laughing so much. "Who do you think sold you all out?"

"N-no way...." She mumbled, looking at the masturbating Cloud with a flurry of emotions on her face. Shock, anger, sadness, fear. Somehow disappointment only spurred the hero's hands on more. His motions a blur as he choked his dick for all the pent up feelings it had inside.

"A hero so dedicated to his own perverted desires to be cuckolded that he'd sell out his whole kingdom just so he'd be allowed to watch." Kazuma hissed in triumph, "You call me evil yet clearly neglected the needs of your most trusted friend."

Aerith babbled slightly at the sight, "H-he... I'm a Pruh... we talked about it but I stood him up, I couldn't, but, I'd never expect..."

Kicking Cloud to the ground Aqua joined in, "Alright, no need to give us the whole story, you failed just as much as he did Princess." She sneered before snapping her fingers and restarted the mist around Aerith's eyes.

In her confused state the hypnosis set in much more conclusively. "I-I failed?"

"You did." Kazuma agreed, "You've failed as a Princess, your Kingdom is now mine. Your only chance for redemption is to have my child and fulfil your role as a woman."

"Oh! Okay then!" She smiled happily, spreading her legs wide. Welcoming the Demon King to implant his spawn inside her. "Please give me lots of your semen then!"

Cloud came on the spot. Unloading his balls onto the floor with a massive groan of pleasure.

"Not your semen Cloud! I need to have the Demon King's babies!"

Somehow that just made it worse for the boy, extending his orgasm as he was told he wasn't the second pick behind the Demon King for impregnation.

"You're such a funny hero!" Aqua tittered, flicking Cloud's cap and watching another dribble of cum fall out onto the floor. "You're so excited about my boss fucking your princess! Fwehehehehe!"

Cloud huffed and puffed, realising something at Aqua's words. "I... I swear allegiance to the Demon King! Please, let me work under you too Boss!" He declared then put himself on one knee, souring his already ruined trouser with the cum he'd dropped on the floor.

Kazuma looked down at him. Aerith was trying to get him to focus on her but he was considering the man on his knees. "Very well. Having the Hero on my side will let me crush the hope of anyone left out there. For now you're allowed to continue masturbating to us."

"Thank you Boss! I won't let you down!"

As Cloud stroked himself to try and get erect again, Aerith pouted in frustration. "Excuse me! Weren't you going to inseminate my royal womb?!"

He smirked at her obvious turn around. "Of course. Where are my manners?"

The flower girl was beaming happily again as soon as cock pressed against her entrance. "That's okay. You're very nice to give me a purpose in life again so I won't complaAAINNNN!"

Aerith's pussy had been taking Kazuma's cock in it all morning so it was definitely capable of enveloping the meat stick in warm wetness, even if in the fantasy she wasn't expecting the Demon Lord to go so deep so quick. "OH! OH~! W-WWOOWW!!" She moaned, hiccupping air from the breath that had just been stolen from such an impact. "S-soooo deeep~!"

To Kazuma this was a perfect victory. The Princess wore his cock well, a greedy moan of pleasure from her mouth being such beautiful music to finish his long campaign of evil. He'd mostly be keeping the women in his personal harem, but this one was special. The Princess would be by his side always, to kiss his dick whenever he felt like it and to maybe even make his loving wife if he felt like it. The world was his oyster now, and she loved that fact just as much as he did.

And maybe he'd keep the monkey brained hero near them too. The image of the three of them felt glorious, the ultimate trio of power, princess cumdump, and pathetic. Or at least that's what Cloud was telling himself. Finally able to stroke himself off again to the sight of Kazuma's cock spreading Aerith's pussy so mercilessly.

He was interrupted from his masturbation briefly by a blue haired woman draping herself along his back. "I don't think she'll even feel you anymore." She whispered, another pulse of pleasure coursing through Cloud at the implication. Aqua continued her teasing by feeling up the muscles along the hero's body. "So strong, yet so weak minded. Would you even make love to her if she asked you to?"

"I-If the Demon King requested it..."

"Good answer." She purred in his ear. "You're allowed to cum when he does now."

It wasn't too long for the order to come into effect, Aerith screaming out when her purpose was fulfilled. A large amount of demonic sperm filling up her royal womb. It felt right. For nine months she'd have a real reason to live, growing the baby of such an amazing being before she'd beg until he gave her another. The smile that had filled so many hearts with happiness around her land was now spread wide in lewd pleasure.

As the two locked in coitus finished up, Cloud had once more released over the floor. The final insemination burned into the Hero's mind forever. Aqua whispering more teases to the boy who could barely register it from his dopamine filled brain. The patheticness he felt just spurning on lusts and thoughts of more pain he was desperate for.

"FUCK! That felt good! Breeding Royal pussy is something else! I feel so alive!" Kazuma roared in glorious purpose. "Come all you women! Let keep this party going, one more shot for all of you!"

All of us were all over The Demon King before he even finished his order. Rubbing our bodies over the stud, showing our devotion with very heavy moans and compliments at everything he did.

For his loyalty, Cloud was allowed to push the Demon King's cum further inside Tifa. She looked upset to be on this duty, ignoring the boy inside her for looking over at Kazuma as we all showered him with affection. Her attitude just made it harder for Cloud, which then made it easier to push the white leavings inside her.

The two were just close enough to Kazuma's fun that Cloud could request something. "Hey Tifa. Make out with the Demon Lord for me, would you?"

The busty barmaid didn't mind that task at all, leaning back her head to see Kazuma with a hopeful plea in her eye. He wasn't looking back at her though, instead giving an eyebrow to Cloud.

"Are you trying to give me orders?" He replied, with the amount of virile alpha energy to make my pussy cream instantly.

"N-no boss…" The 'Hero' replied timidly.

Kazuma kept up his glare, reaching around Tifa to squeeze her breast hard.

"I'm sure my cum is far enough inside. Exit her."

"Yes sir...!"

Kazuma kept his glare up, making his rival shrivel slightly backwards away from his gaze. Cloud stopped thrusting and looked down to the floor, ejecting himself from Tifa. Secretly loving the power Kazuma had over him.

The alpha then grabbed the busty brunette by the jaw and brought her to his face. All he did was open his mouth and let his tongue touch her lips, letting Tifa do what she wanted to it. Which was to quickly start massaging it with her own tongue and sucking it with her lips. His hand kept her head in place, keeping the dominance on her and giving Cloud the view he’d wanted. The two viciously made out, while Kazuma kept a dominant stare on the blonde boy, showing him he now owned Tifa. Cloud couldn’t keep his gaze on the act in fear of the alpha but still shooting temporary glances, desperately wanting to see himself being cucked.

Cloud could see their tongues intertwining, he could see Tifa staring right at Kazuma with love in her eyes, and he was allowed to stare at her body which Kazuma now owned and was groping. It was too much for him, his cock erupting onto Tifa’s thighs and knees. But thanks to the Kazuma cum that was still on his dick from Tifa it still felt amazing to him. His orgasm wasn't a lot, his balls really running dry after unloading so many times. Tifa didn’t even acknowledge him, just reaching her legs up to wipe his cum off of her and swinging around to Kazuma. Cloud’s small load was wasted on the floor. To him, it's where it belonged.

He collapsed to his knees. Unable to go on whilst Kazuma was leaving a trail of semen out of Luna before he roughly re-entered Tifa, much to her delight.

Cloud wanted to go over there to Luna and use his dick to push in Kazuma’s cum, but it was well and truly spent. Even the sight of Kazuma once more fucking the girl who once had a crush on him as she sang his praises was not enough, he was that worthless.

The sexual god Kazuma stood there like a mythical statue. Tifa and I sucked his cock, Aqua and Luna draped themselves over him as he fingered and made out with the two, and Aerith was knelt behind him while rimming his asshole.

It was beautiful and Cloud was happy to pass out to such an image. He'd dedicate his life to helping the Demon King fuck every girl he ever wanted, and every girl Cloud had ever wanted. All women belonged to the boy but if he could get cucked in the process that'd be icing on the cake.

He passed out to the sight of Tifa jumping on Kazuma's bigger dick while Aerith licked his asshole.

Kazuma kept going and going. Treating us all to his nearly pure instinct mode as he just managed to keep all of us satisfied. Fucking, licking, thrusting, groping, anything he could to satiate the begging babes around him.

As the grand finale we all gathered around to let him erupt his last load on all five of us at once. Tifa and I in the back while the other three all begging and cooing in front of us. And once he'd roared out, Kazuma really let us have it. Maybe the image of five open mouthed bitches all desperate for his cum was extra erotic, or he just took his role as Demon King seriously. Either way when he unloaded it went on for nearly two minutes. Two minutes of rope after rope covering all of us without bias. Just pure Kazuma soaring into my mouth and over my features. Over the 'shopkeeper', 'knight', 'second in command' and 'princess'. All falling to the galactic might of the Demon Lord and his power to hypnotise weak willed women into his loyal slaves.

After everything we just snuggled on the carpet. I dropped the fantasy as Kazuma draped over us and snuggled into Tifa's lap very content yet completely exhausted. As were the rest of us, but as usual my crush was able to go above and beyond sexually.

I was happy Cloud was here. If he wasn't the fantasy would have defaulted back to the book, where I was playing the role of hero...

Chapter 39: Back to Reality

Summary:

Checking in on how the rest of the world is doing.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Need a piss." yawned Kazuma. Stretching out and walking off from us girls and Cloud. Things had wrapped up sexually now, we were all getting dressed and chatting about the various fantasies I'd gotten everyone to do.

It didn't last that long once Kazuma left as Aerith quickly initiated a topic shift. "So while we have some girl time, how bout some gossip?"

"G-gossip?" I stammered. It wasn't something that people did with me often. Maybe because it almost always ended with me making an inappropriate comment and adding something to my fantasy book...

The flower girl didn't back down to my nervousness. "Yes, Mistress Darkness. I have a question for you." She smirked, pointing at me while sidling up to my side. "How long have you been dating Kazuma?"

My blush was nearly all the response she needed, but Aqua cut in anyway. "Ahh, you don’t get it. She isn't dating Kazuma, we're a harem! We all have sex together all the time!"

Aqua's bubbly response should have been all that was needed to end this topic... but Aerith was too astute for that. She lowered her eyebrow at me, expecting me to answer her properly.

"Um, Aqua," I spoke, causing the girl to turn to me quizzically. "Kazuma asked me out. We’re going on a date tomorrow."

"W-what?" The Goddess burst out, "Why wasn’t I told!? I need to find a dress or something, is there going to be dancing? What kind of food is the restaurant?"

Oh god. This wasn't going to be easy, she looked like she was gaining some level of excitement already.

"Aqua… it’s a two person date."

A little bit of the fire in her eyes dipped as dawning realisations floated into her mind. "...oh.”

I quickly tried to rectify the sadness I'd made her feel. Waving my hands rapidly. "I-It was just out of pity! I got very upset during the Succubus stuff and he just asked me out to cheer me up. I don't even know if it's a real date or just a friendship thing, but... I'd like to treat myself to a fun night as well." I gulped, trying to swallow the guilt of her feelings and the happiness of my own. "I really do like him..."

She exhaled, frowning at my confession with indecision on her face. "...yeah, I understand..."

Her disappointment was palpable. The awkwardness hanging in the air between us like a cave in on our souls.

Tifa lightly slapped her friend's arm. "Aerith. Why'd you do that?" She hissed quietly.

"I-I didn't know it would cause a fight!" She stammered back, "Um, hey Aqua! Want to join us at the 7th Heaven tomorrow? Girls night! This time you can drink for free!"

The goddess sighed. She wasn't looking at me as she walked passed. The sadness hadn't left her face as she accepted the invitation to party her troubles away.

But I didn't let her escape me that easily.

I snatched her hand and brought her into a hug. Surprising the girl with a tender embrace. "Aqua. I want you to know, things aren’t going to change with the harem. I still want to be with you, and I love the energy you bring to my ideas and plans. Please don't be upset with me or Kazuma over this. It's a one time thing."

Aqua looked up at me. Feelings on top of feelings layering her face. Anger? Happiness? Loneliness? I don't know, but my words seemed to get through to her. She shoved her face into the hug, through my skin I could feel her voice escaping her.

"...promise?"

"Yes, I promise."

She sighed in acceptance into my breast. "Then… can I ask you out too Darkness?"

...

"...eh?"

She squeezed me harder, and I could feel her pout into my cleavage. "If Kazuma gets to go on a date with a pretty girl then I want to too!" She stomped her foot, holding me like she wouldn't let me go until I agree. Rubbing her face deeper and deeper into my meaty boobs.

"I…" Aqua clung to me hard. Looking up from my bosom with pleading eyes as I tried to find the words to respond. "...that could be fun actually."

Her pout turned into a beaming smile, one that I'd apparently missed in the two minutes it had left her face. "Yay! I get to date Darkness! I've never been on a date before so you'll have to show me how humans do it! This will be so much fun!"

I pet her happy head, unsure how to tell her I'd never been on a proper date either...

After Kazuma joined us again we all sat down together for some lunch, chatting about what we were going to do with the rest of our day. The idea of another quest sounded fun, Luna even bringing us the adult list in case we wanted to do that, but a part of me worried it'd end up another disaster...

Before any conclusive plans were made there was the sound of an unlocking door.

"Queen Xara!" came a voice that made us all turn. Sena was just coming through the front door but accompanying her was a big bootied Succubus looking rather distressed and calling for her Queen.

"I-it's a demon!" said Tifa in surprise, the three guests jumping from their seats and donning battle stances towards the oncoming demon but Kazuma got in the way.

"It's cool guys! She's with us!"

They all chilled, everyone looked as the pink haired Succubus soared in and started yelling at our kitchen wall. "Don't you realise what you've been doing?!"

We all gave a confused glance to each other. Aqua asking Cloud quietly, "Is she talking to Stingy Puss?" to which he had no idea what she was talking about.

I coughed to the newest intruder, "Uhm, us?"

She glanced backwards then looked a little flustered. "Oh! No, you did nothing wrong at all Mistress Darkness!" The Succubus bowed then gave a frustrated look back to the wall. "Can you at least drop your invisibility field?"

"Fine fine." Came a new voice. Quickly materialising into view was Xara, lying on her side rather sexily, naked and munching on a punnet of grapes. "I just wanted this lot to finish up before revealing myself."

Kazuma was once more trying to calm our three guests who were looking rather alarmed by a Succubus Queen in our lounge.

Aqua frowned, "Were you watching us the whole time? I thought you were nocturnal!"

"I only caught the second half, but do you really expect me to sleep when you're flooding this mansion in erotic energy? Imagine trying to sleep with a swimming pool of Kazuma's cum outside your window."

The Goddess was suddenly lost to that fantasy. Still hungry and drooling for more even after the mug full she got earlier.

I just pet her shoulder lightly before addressing Xara. "Were we really exuding that much sexual pressure? I'm sorry that we wo-"

Her oversized finger reached over and covered my lips. "Don't say another word. That was a beautiful display and I adored every moment of it. Just as good as the dream sex scenes we make, but using actual sex! I heavily encourage you to have as much tasty fun like that as you can. My only regret is that my body is still recovering from Kazuma's ravaging last night that I could only watch on."

"And make us all way too horny because of it!" Stomped the new Succubus. "We got complaints at the café because everyone had to go in the back and masturbate! Auntie Xara, you have to be more careful with your psychic connection to us, please! We won't be able to hide in the daylight with you getting that aroused for our King!"

Xara just smirked, "I'm sorry Lilith, you're right. And I suppose you rather I don't ask for him to have a round with me right now to unload himself inside me?"

Lilith crossed her arms, looking half annoyed and half intrigued. "W-well, since I came all the way here I guess I wouldn't mind... if I got to watch?"

As the demons planned even more sexy times to get their fill, Kazuma was nudged in the arm. "Psst, so how many Succubae do you have in your harem?" whispered Aerith.

"Like, all of them I think." He revealed. Aerith whistling at that news, unable to hold the warm smile on her face as she looked over the giant woman lying on the floor.

I crossed my arms in thought. "Well, first of all I can add some rules to your café so you all can pleasure yourselves in peace."

"We have that in our guild." said Luna, stepping up a little nervously to the large woman. "Um, hi by the way. I'm Luna, guild owner, I hear you own that nice café near our guild. I had no idea was a front for a whole dream sex ring."

Xara sat up at this point, leaning her wings against the wall. "I know who you are. Hard to miss when we've had so many men come in fantasising about those." She glanced down at Luna's breasts making the blonde blush. "I jest, from what I've seen you've done an amazing job nearly single handedly running that place by yourself. Running food, quests, and even accepting our Succubus Challenge to your board is incredibly impressive. To hear you didn't even own the Guild was a grave injustice and I'm happy our Mistress was able to rectify it."

"Thank you so much!" beamed a blushing Luna, not expecting to have all that praise on her. Quickly shifting the attention back to me, "And agreed, Darkness is pretty amazing."

"That she is." Came the voice of Sena, still in the sexy nurse outfit from last night. "I'll go on a paperwork spree and get the new rules for the café implemented as soon as I can. I am also to believe that these three need body checks?" She motioned to the trio we'd had fantasies with and they all nodded.

"Looking forward to it Ms. Nurse!" Aerith smiled sweetly, giving Sena thumbs up while still enjoying her lunch.

"Very good. It's a little hard to keep up with you sometimes Mistress Darkness but I do enjoy a challenge."

I nodded. Man, managing a harem was a lot sometimes. "Right, yeah I should probably give you an assistant or something. Especially to get through all the Succubae we just added..."

"Ooh! You could give her a Succubus assistant!" chimed in Lilith, and we all looked at her intrigued before she waved us off. "Not me though, I am no good at paperwork haha. I just meant we're getting a LOT of requests for Succubae to be transferred to be closer to Kazuma but nowhere to put them all. There's only so many guys who want dreams eaten, so some of the girls were hoping there could be openings in other places in your harem? Otherwise they said they'll look for jobs in town or something."

Hmm. It's an interesting prospect. I suppose the demons are pretty hopeful to be as close to their King as possible. But 'filling the opening in our harem'? What was there left to fill?

"I'll have a look around town later and see if I can't find anything." I told her, deciding to just think about the problem before rushing into anything concrete. "Even just hiring a few Succubae for the guild might be a plan. Give you guys some extra mouths to masturbate with."

"That's fine by me!" Luna chirped, squeezing my hand a little in happiness. "Anything to help you out Darkness!"

I smiled at her enthusiasm. I had a lot of choices to make for the future of the harem but after such a downer morning I was feeling full of energy. Life was pretty good right now, wasn't it?


"...Moi is almost considering keeping you lonely."

A flowery mood had over taken Wiz's shop. The Lich had just spent the night cuddling and enjoying one of her wives and she loved it! A breathe of pure happiness had washed over her, and though she had to let Sena go back to her home she knew it wouldn't be the last time she slept with the secretary.

No, today it was Vanir with the sour attitude.

"What was that?" She asked, nearly missing he'd said anything at all being lost in the memories of last night.

"Moi said he's annoyed with how happy you are." He replied bluntly. "It's a good thing runny noses are the absolute worst thing or else you'd be dealing with many nightmares right now."

Wiz smiled at the grumpy man she lived with, which just served to annoy him more. But before their shtick could evolve into anything they were interrupted by the doorbell.

"Hey new sexy demon boss! We arrive at a good time?"

Three Succubae of various build and hair colour had just walked through the door. With the newest normalities the Demons of this land could walk around town a little freer without needing to wear disguises so they were all dressed in their assorted sexy strings.

"What's going on?" asked Wiz, a little nervous after what she'd been told happened last night.

Vanir smirked a little but first dealt with the new arrivals. "Come in! Moi will set you all up with the ground rules momentarily, just get yourselves acquainted with our shop in the mean time!" He said, beckoning the three to nod and start looking around the various items before he turned back to Wiz. "Moi knows you heard about the demon women situation, totally handled Moi saved the day as usual, BUT what you might not know is that the blonde pervert has yet to order them to do anything! Total waist of resources if Moi was asked, so instead Moi scooped three of them up to work here as free labour."

"O-oh! That's... um, free? I don't know if I feel comfortable not paying someone..."

Vanir rolled his eyes behind the mask and snapped his fingers towards the shopkeeper. The three women picked up his implication immediately and started circling the poor woman while rubbing their bodies against her.

"We don't mind not getting paid."

"Vanir explained to us that our Mistress is working with this shop to help sell sexy items"

"We'll gladly take the pay cut if it means more sexual energy out there in the world for us to eat."

"We don't even need money, plus being able to have fun with a sexy milf as a boss is reward in itself."

Wiz shuddered against their touch. Demonic hands roaming very intimate places but she didn't want to push them away either. "I-I s-see!" She squeaked out, shuddering when the one behind her delicately kissed her neck.

"Tell us Wiz. Vanir revealed that you are a very important role in our King's harem, yet wanted you to tell us yourself."

She gulped into the words being whispered into her ear. "I-I'm the h-harem's w-wife."

That earned a series of 'Oo's from the three. "A wife? Does that make her our wife too?" "That's very hot!" "A succubus married to a lich, how scandalous!" "We'll be sure to treat you extra nice now." "Lots of on the job foot rubs, massages, maybe even giving you some lovely licking while a customer is in?"

"ALRIGHT!" Vanir barked, "You've made your point. The ignorant Lich is appeased to your lack of payment. But Moi's not running a daycare so get the crates in the back and start bringing out the current stock of Kazuma Dildos. Moi needs to get some on the shelves before the priests sell them all."

They lingered for just a second longer before decoupling from Wiz. "Yes boss!" They all said in unison before floating towards the backroom.

"And no pocketing any! Moi will know before you even think about it!"

As he rushed off to scold them Wiz sat on her chair. She was probably going to need to lie down again before the end of the day. Her non-active heart had never not-beaten so fast!


His wife was moaning.

Peter walked back into his house to a house full of echoing cries of pleasure. He climbed the stairs quietly, expecting to have to maybe beat a guy to death for daring to mess with his woman.

But instead he found her on their bed alone, well alone with a dildo. It was a mighty relief. Peter wasn't a violent person, and he trusted his wife enough to know she'd never betray him like that. She was just feeling a little sexually frustrated was all. That's why she was... leaking semen?

"It's from this big thing." Kassie gestured to the KazuDildo. "It's a holy item. I'm using it for my daily prayers Peter. It'll give me a blast of Kazuma's hot cum like I was having sex with the real thing."

The man blinked in surprise. "S-so, that stuff leaking from you is..?"

"I did it for us my love. I knew you'd be coming home soon, and I thought we could experience the highs of a SatOurgasm together."

It took less than a minute for him to be stripped and inside his wife.

"Oh Peter!" Kassie cried in happiness as her husband plunged his dick into her stretched cunt, "I'm so happy! I've always wanted you to see the benefits of my religion, and now you're pushing the holy seed up into my pussy!"

"Fuck. YESS." The lumberjack grunted as he felt the wonderous cum coat his cock and be pushed up his wife's meat canal. Kazuma's jizz had to be pushed as far up her as it could go, that was his mission. He just had to push it as far up as it could go into his wife and they'd both be rewarded with something spectacular.

"I-I think I can feel it in my womb! Kazuma's cum was pushed into my eggs!"

That was plenty enough to send Peter into a full blown cum attack. His orgasm ripped through him like a tornado. Using all his mighty strength to shove his hips against his wife's as hard as he could, the woman quickly joining him as new ropes of cum started mixing with what was already inside her stuffed pussy.

Neither had ever cum as strong before, and they both knew that they'd never go back to having sex without that wonderful sauce...


"What is going on in Alcanretia?" Cielo frowned, quickly locking the door behind the three. "Why was everyone so obsessed with songs about Kazuma?"

Erika closed the blinds to their trailer before peeking through them. "Singing songs about our Producer's penis is seriously not cute! I know these guys have always been weirdos, but why are they a bunch of perverts now too!"

The Idol Trio of the Axel Hearts had been forced to abandon their morning concert after they'd been chanted off stage. Demands for music of Kazuma, Aqua and the apparent love making the whole town had seen had been to much to play their regular set so they ended early and ran off.

An odd end to their tour, but you can't win them all. Better to take the losses in your stride instead of obsessing over things you can't change.

Which is about the only piece of advice Lia could give to her friends before she ran off to her room to masturbate.

She'd really tried to hold it in, to ignore the lust that had buried inside her, but every mention of Kazuma and Aqua was sending a thrill of heat down to her core. She could feel him inside her, she could hear the gasp of pleasure, she could smell the raw sweat from their bodies. Something about this town was making her so horny... but she just needed to calm down after a nice stroking session.

Well, this would technically be her fifth today, the bathroom seeing plenty of use from the blue haired woman... B-but this would be the time! This time the heat would die down! She was sure of it!

She locked her room up tight. Insistent that her team mates be unaware of what was happening to her lest they be worried. There was no way this was anything serious, just some pent up feelings and an apparent crush on their producer. She could deal with those in the privacy of her...

Something was here.

An outside observer would probably ask 'how the hell can you tell? It's so messy in here!' but Lia knew. She moved a pile of clothes to the floor and uncovered the package that had been hidden.

Though a package this big, she wondered how it hid at all.

"'For Lia of the Axel Hearts: A state of the art Kazuma brand Dildo. Please use it to help relieve yourself'" She read the note tagged on the large phallus before looking it over. "...this can't possibly be his actual size, can it?"

It did look vaguely familiar to her. There was something large being thrust into Aqua, and she looked like she was loving it...

The singer tried to shake herself out of the ideas coming into her mind. Tried to focus on why this weird thing had ended up in her room or who could have delivered it. If she'd actually managed to do this she could have seen Cecily poking her head up from her window, smiling evilly... but she didn't. She was too busy stripping herself down to nothing. Masturbation was the goal after all, if this thing managed to get a little too close, that wasn't Lia's fault was it?

"Ooh." cooed Lia, dropping the pretence after about a minute and playing with her new toy. Her producer's erection was currently rubbing its tip along her wet slit. Feeling oh-so good along the sensitive lips, while also feeling oh-so way too big to fit. "Come on. You can do it. Come on Kazuma, come on Kazuma, CCOMME! AIP!"

After a lot of effort and spreading her legs as wide as she could the dancer managed to slip the tip into herself. It was intense. Lia wouldn't consider herself a prude per se, she masturbated once every few months just like everyone else, but this was more than she'd ever experienced. An almost uncomfortable feeling of being stretched, yet, layered with sharp electrical bursts of pleasure every time it moved.

An inch crawled into her, and suddenly the next inch begged to be inside her too. It was stretching her virgin hole something crazy but each second was a new experience that demanded to be shared with the next.

She fell to the dildo's demands almost instantly. Agreeing to let it search deeper inside her wanting pussy. Luckily she was plenty lubricated after such a titillating morning so pumping her hand back and forth slowly wasn't that hard a task. And the more she did, the more she began whispering the name of the man who'd provided this wonderful penis.

The dancer wanted to sing out. A part of her wishing they'd caved for that encore to make up a song about Kazuma's cock. There were certainly some lyrics coming to her head now. Lia was gasping, panting, begging for more. She was moaning, groaning, but not a whore.

Lia was close.

She finally felt like she was building to something satisfying. A clear head to solve the mysteries surrounding her attitude.

Her orgasm was approaching. Her hands a blur as her motions got more violent, slamming her own pussy with an intens-

"LIA!"

The blue haired girl shot up at the knocking on her door. Flailing about from a mixture of surprise and ruined climax. Now only cold fear ran through her veins. That was Cielo's voice.

"Lia! Please open the door! I'm worried about you!"

"I-I'm fine Cielo! You can-"

"Open the door quickly Lia! Please!"

Her voice sounded worried, but Lia couldn't open it up like this! Kazuma's oversized cock had gotten stuck inside her and now the surprise was making her clamp down on it! She mumbled swears under her breath, trying desperately to excavate the plastic from her, but the tip had gotten seriously wedged while flailing about. And now most of it was hanging out of her so she couldn't even hide it!

"LIA!!"

"Fine! Coming!"

She just had to hide the majority of her body behind the door and hope Cielo would be satisfied with that.

If she came in Lia's life would be over...

Slowly she opened the door.

"Sorry about that Cielo. I'm just getting changed, what-"

There was a pause.

Lia opened the door the whole way, revealing her naked body to her friend.

Her friend: an equally naked Cielo.

Her friend Cielo, who was holding a dildo that looked frighteningly similar to the one inside her.

"I think we need to talk."


"My my Brad, you've certainly changed your tune. Didn't you say the dildo idea was going 'too far'?"

"I was wrong, so fucking wrong..."

Rosary had only wanted to come back and refresh her stock in her travel bag. Her husband was giving her the silent treatment this morning and he was known for his multi-day sulks. He wasn't as confrontational as her when it came to the emotional stuff.

And he wasn't usually the one to pin her to the wall and beg to fuck her.

The kids were off with their friends, they had the house to themselves, and ever since Eris had been claimed, Brad had emitted an uncomfortable energy especially when discussing the legendary Goddess Slayer. Her plans to give a version of his cock to all their friends had sparked an argument, but now all that seemed so silly now.

"You know, you could have done this the last couple days." Rosary teased, letting her husband mewl a little while feeling up her body hungrily. "I wanted you to share in our faith, not run from it."

"I know, I know." Brad sighed in acceptance and frustration. Why had he been so upset? He honestly couldn't think of a single reason, his wife's idea was so...

...perfect.

A way to distribute the cum that can cause the best orgasms? Why would he fight that? Some idea that he was upset his wife had compared his size to Kazuma floated through his mind... but even that sounded dumb. She was doing him a favour! His wife loved him enough to compare him to the Goddess Slayer! He now understood why she'd form a whole fanclub around a penis.

He'd have to apologise. And he had a good place to start.

Brad reached around his wife with a very specific weapon "What do you think of a little threeway as my penance?"

His wife gasped at both the suggestion and the feel of a dildo poking at her sphincter. "B-Brad You said you'd nev-"

"C'mon Rose, you're always wanting me to be more spontaneous in the bedroom." chuckled the religious man, stirring up her feelings by spinning the plastic right on top of her hole. "Besides, once this big thing's unloaded, then it'll be my turn in there."

Rosary couldn't even respond, just cooing in sweaty pleasure as the image of both her husband and Kazuma having their way with her hit her desires right on their proverbial funny bone. She had to really fight her impulse to just get on with the fucking to say one last thing. "K-Kazuma may be bigger... but I still love you Brad."

They shared a tender kiss, a nice relaxing one that really helped her asshole open up to the girth poking at it, and when she moaned loudly into his mouth he was able to respond. "You didn't need to compare me, but thanks Rose. I love you too."

She was too busy biting her lip, but the shaky smile was all they needed. He was still rhythmically pumping himself into her pussy, while slowly edging the rear entrant into her as well.

"Now, don't hold back your orgasm. You'll need a really big one to get that Godslayer cum up your ass."

Notes:

And so we reach the end of our regular updates! The A03 version is now caught up to the CHYOA version, which means I've got no more backlog to drip feed you guys. Sorry to anyone enjoying the onslaught of chapters, but this should give others a chance to catch up if they so desire.

When IS the next chapter you ask? Well, I can't fully answer that. The next one is going to be a guest chapter from someone on CHYOA, (they do great smut), but I can't answer when they will finish. This has the added benefit of leaving me free to work on future chapters so there might not be anything for a while but we could see semi-regular updates when I come back.

At the very least this means that any suggestions to the plot you guys have will more easily affect the upcoming chapters. I felt bad when some people were throwing ideas during, say, the Succubus arc, since I appreciated the input but had the future written out already. I won't say everything suggested will get in, but starting now is when it's even easier to tell me to stop doing something you hate lol.

Hope everyone's enjoyed the series so far! The response on here has been great and very nice to keep coming back to. So here's to many more in the future!

Chapter 40: The Next Day on the Way to the Guild

Summary:

The first of a few guest chapters by the amazing Cross C of CHYOA.com. Hopefully everyone enjoys!

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“Are you sure you don’t need to return to your establishment?” I asked with bashful heat colouring my cheeks, “There’s really no need to accompany me to the guild-hall.”

I was walking with two of my newest harem-members as well as the bubbling sound of the gently flowing river that meandered through the town, wide brilliant blue skies, artfully painted with white cottony clouds above. Painted Axel pillars with colorful streamers and flowers decorated the path we followed. Happy citizens went about their business around us, laughing and talking, bartering, chasing geese, etc.
A fine day for a stroll.

My level 7 Martial-Artist, the quite deliciously massively busty Tifa laid a hand on my lower back, sending a tingle of perverted thrill through me, “Oh no, mistress! It’s no problem at all. I’d made plans to spend a couple days in Axel. I didn’t think I was going to succeed in securing your patronage right away like that after all!”

I couldn’t help but feel a titter of unseemly delight at the silky black-haired beauty’s casual use of that sexy title for me even as I felt like it would be far more fitting if I had to use it towards her. A sexy muscle-goddess entrepreneur like her, far more deserved such worship than a clumsy big-boned useless Crusader like myself after all.

My level 9 Rune Knight, the generally taciturn spikey blonde Cloud grunted in agreement, "Jessie's got the bar handled well enough."

My harem orgy last night had tuckered out my two knights, Kazuma and Aqua had looked quite cute naked and passed out amongst a half-dozen succubi and Sena and Aerith (Luna was the only one who hadn’t stayed, only because I’d sent her to be the one who sleeps with Wiz that night.) I'd let them sleep in, only managing to do so thanks to the fact that Kazuma's mighty morning wood was still safely ensconced within Aqua's goddess pussy. Had that meaty flesh-spire been towering out into the open I definitely wouldn't have been able to resist engaging in a little 'Worship Kazuma's Dick' ritual which meant I'd have missed out on this chance to get to know some of my newest harem members.

I was an early morning riser and it seemed that both Tifa and Cloud had similar sleeping habits. The big busted tight bodied hottie had jumped at the chance to accompany me and Cloud had joined up silently like the looming background presence he seemed to prefer to be. I enjoyed the attention even as I felt uncomfortable about it. Honestly, I didn’t deserve being the center of attention for so many wonderful people. It was my harem but my two harem knights, Kazuma and Aqua, were far more special and worthy. I imagined that most of my success, not counting the earrings, was due to their special qualities.

"Jessie?" I asked even as I clasped my hands before me, my upper arms squishing my big boobs together as I wiggled my hips with indiscrete enjoyment of my own complete and utter inferiority to my friends. As a mere shadow in the corner of a dark cave of lust, I truly felt nothing compared to the true beauty, and strength, and sheer sexual prowess which each of my harem knights possessed.

“The one technically in charge of my bar while we’re away.” Tifa remarked somewhat ruefully as she held on to my arm, pressing her big very soft and warm tit into my limb, “Barret’s supposed to be, but he’s too obsessed with ‘fixing the corruption of Elroad’ to be trusted to care about anything so trifling as my tavern’s profits…”

Tifa had such a pleased smile on her face as she turned to me, grasping my right hand in both of hers. I couldn't help but drop my gaze from her face to her huge tits. It had been an exuberant Aerith that had instigated the idea that the members of my harem should always wear sexy outfits suited to my tastes. The succubi in the room had all agreed, telling us all how liberating the lack of clothing can be, and she hadn't been spared the attentions of my demonic thrall in terms of wardrobe adjustment. Her white tank-top had been removed and she was forbidden the use of a bra. That was enough to turn Tifa's normal outfit into an erotic dream, the only thing covering her top half were her black suspenders and they were entirely far too scanty to provide any real coverage when her massive jugs stuck out a mile and were capped with aureolas that were easily five inches wide.

I wasn’t hearing anything Tifa told me, still off in my own perverted world of love, sex, and lust but I begrudgingly returned to reality as my steel-booted feet continued to plod along the cobbled stones of the street, “-you were pretty generous to grant us permission to stay overnight in your mansion. That was quite a surprise, Mistress. I would have never expected to have gotten a room at your incredible residence."

I felt embarrassed and pressed my clasped hands to my face, “It is truly nothing and I can’t take credit as that mansion isn’t mine, it’s the possession of our adventuring party and so, much more Kazuma, Aqua, and Megumin’s more than my own. I implore you to thank them before you thank me…”

Tifa looked anxious but she admitted while still holding on to my arm, "Right... of course! It's just.."

We had arrived at the wide open market street before the guild hall. The streets around us were bustling with stalls filled with various goods and wares, the scent of fresh baked bread drifting across the open air and the sound of music being played by the small orchestra set up on the edge of the road nearby. People were moving back and forth between shops and the square, going in every direction, some heading for food stands and others stopping at the stalls selling all manner of exotic wares. I could hear the occasional shout or laugh from a group of people in a bar somewhere nearby.

A lanky limber tan complected man suddenly appeared, his bald plate shiny under the sun, his eyes gleaming brightly as he stopped before us, his muscular form bulging beneath the fairly skimpy white bandages he wore over his torso. There was a slightly insane look in his wide-open eyes as he said, "Ah young lady, would you be so kind as to hear my story?”

He was looking at Tifa's giant exposed boobs but I spoke up, placing my armored form between his lecherous gaze and my subordinate's perfect figure, "Yes, I'm sure I'll be happy to oblige. Tell me, what do you wish to speak of, Sir?"

Cloud smoothly moved around to a place behind the man, using his general silent demeanor to great effect, even as he drew the ogling eyes of more than a dozen females, the ladies eyeing him hungrily. I wasn't quite sure how he had ended up reduced to wearing just his one shoulder defending metal pauldron, his indigo pants and sleeveless shirt left back at the mansion. It probably had to do with Aqua's quick agreement along with a particularly enthusiastic pair of succubi, but the muscular fighter's modesty was now only covered by his fairly slim black briefs, his giant sword still secured to his back by his brown leather suspenders that were his extremely cut and ripped torso's only covering.

The fairly lithe tan old man raised his eyebrows at Cloud's display but showed no other reaction as he looked towards me, "Well young miss, I am indeed a humble adventurer and the truth is… in the square up ahead, there is a girl in red. She is actually a terribly violent girl. She needs to be taught a lesson… Would you please go and punish her? I will provide a worthy reward!”

“She?!” questioned Tifa, looking at his muscles with suspicion but making us all ignore her face by crossing her arms across her expansive chest, causing creamatic cleavage to somehow bulge outward even more outrageously. “Why, what’d she do to you, old man?”

"The horrid girl beat me up and took my coin pouch! A brigand, she is! Please, you must help me! If you don't, I'll die of abject poverty! Please, fair Paladin, I beg your mercy!"

Well, there was no way I was going to let this poor fellow die of extreme destitution! It was my duty as a noble to take care of the common folk. I rushed past him even as Tifa kept up being quite disbelieving, "Wait- How are you going to provide a 'worthy reward' if she stole your money? And how do we know you aren't instigating us to steal her-"

Her voice faded out behind me, Cloud joining me as I entered the open square before the Adventurer's guild to find a petite woman with a lively expression on her face. She stood apart from the general meandering of townsfolk, a lone rock amongst the churn of activity, a small space unconsciously created by the surrounding crowd who seemed to sense something was different about her even without seeing clearly what that was.

My breath caught.

I found her to be very attractive, my reasonably recent change, no- expansion in sexuality hitting me all at once as I drank in the way her bright red spare blouse opened up to expose the skin of her chest with two delightful circles of exposure as well as leaving her smooth athletic mid-riff revealed to my admiring gaze. She danced back and forth on her heels, an expression of her high energy. She had short black hair and wore a skimpy white loin-cloth over her hips, an orange ribbon tied around her waist providing barely more modesty with a very large sword at her back that had tassels hanging from the pommel.

She seemed to radiate confidence and her movements were swift yet graceful and fluid. She smiled widely at me upon arrival, “Ooh! Here comes the suckers! Oops! Let me introduce myself. My name’s Mitsuba. Nice to meet you.”

"P-pleased to meet you too, I'm Darkness!" I responded with a warm smile, my eyes lingering on the sight of her modest breasts jiggling with her rocking movement. Charmed by her attractiveness and open manner, I momentarily forgot why I was approaching this adventurer.

“So… you were told to come here and punish me, right? Right? Come on, let’s see what you’ve got! Oh, and to make it interesting, if I win… you owe me 1000 Eris, okay?”

She reached over her shoulders and pulled out the fairly massive double-handed sword, brandishing it before her.

It occurred to me that this entire situation was quite suspicious even as a similarly equipped Cloud stepped out before me and I was momentarily distracted by the smooth movement of his quite delineated back muscles beneath his skin as he drew out his even larger Buster Sword, not to mention the vigorous shaping of his buttocks only half covered by his black briefs.

“I’ll be your opponent.” he said impassively, a stark contrast to her exuberant enthusiasm.

Mitsuba looked rather surprised at first glance but after giving it some thought she smirked slyly, “Hmm! Okay, stud! Then let’s get started. Are you ready, Blondie?”

Cloud didn’t say anything so I loudly declared, “Defeat this knave!”

She lunged forward and Cloud dodged the attack with ease.

Mitsuba was a good fighter but it was immediately obvious that my male-concubine was better. Her skillful strikes and swings were perfectly matched by Cloud’s parries and dodges. He showed his worth, advancing relentlessly and making the girl look like a rank novice in comparison. It wasn’t long before Mitsuba fell to the ground, panting, “Uh… too strong…”

I couldn't help but be impressed by my Runeknight's skillful defeat of this boastful girl. For some reason I hadn't expected Cloud to show such strength based on the size of his member and his performance in the bedroom. It seemed like a placid cuckold should be weak but I suppose given my own proclivities as a perverted masochist pretending to be a worthy Crusader, perhaps I shouldn't judge a book by its cover, ay?

Mitsuba lay crumpled on the ground for a few moments before rolling onto her back and abruptly kicking up to her feet as if she hadn’t been just soundly defeated, a bright sheen of sweat upon her brow as she looked past both Cloud and myself, “Our plan didn’t work! You can’t lure strong people like them!”

“My goodness! They were stronger than you, Miss Mitsuba? Oh dear, oh dear…” commented the tanned leathery old man who’d started this whole event from nearby, my busty Tifa lingering close.

“Sheesh! We can’t earn a living like this if we lost the bet… What was it again? Your request?”

I looked at her, enjoying her bright shining blue eyes and her pretty face, her dark brown tousled hair messily obscuring her forehead. My eyes dipped downward to hungrily take in her curves underneath her scanty top. My body was reacting to every bit of her feminine form and it made me feel very, very horny. I was thinking about the normality earrings and what I could use them for.

I was aroused, my big nipples stiffened and my womanly passage throbbing with excitement and oozing...

Perhaps that was why my mouth casually said, "R-request? Hmm.. Isn't it normal for you to spread your legs right here in public and let your opponent have their way with you?"

And that was all it took. It never ceased to amaze me to watch various people suddenly twitch and dance at my mere suggestion. Mitsuba blinked a few times before she suddenly laid back on the ground, her fingers slipping beneath her loincloth, a pair of white cottony panties appearing as she pushed them down her legs, removing them in a single swift motion.

Her voice was brash and confident as ever even as her cheeks flushed brightly, “Yea, yea. Go right ahead. Just be sure you give me some money when you’re done, pretty-boy.” She winked at him even as she wiggled her hips and crudely plunged her fingers right into her vulva without preamble.

Cloud was silent even as he stood in place and promptly dropped his briefs right there in the middle of the square with dozens of townspeople looking on. He wasn't hard, but he tugged upon his prick which quickly grew erect as he knelt down.

“Probably should have guessed life in a harem would be non-stop sex.” He grunted into her.

“Woah, you’re a Harem Knight?!” Mitsuba lit up, suddenly wrapping her legs around the lad, “I’m gonna get bred for the good a tha kingdom?! That’s way better then winnin’ any dumb hussle!”

“Well, technically Kazuma’s the knight, Cloud’s more the backup knight.” Tifa told her.

Mitsuba drooped her shoulders, “Aww… that’s not as fun.” She whined, but not full of disappointment. “Still, a knight’s a knight! You better breed me good n proper backup boy, ya hear?” Cloud just responded with more pumping hips. Mitsuba looked over at me and Tifa, putting to fingers to her face. “Either of you two wanna sit on my face while he fucks me? I promise to lick ya deep for Queen n’ Country!”

A small crowd had gathered to witness this casual debauchery in the middle of town and I found myself rushing forth to beat Tifa to the punch, reveling in the lewd display I was about to put on. A fine noble, a proud crusader succumbing to her base urges, a carnal show of exhibitionism worthy of the lowliest of whores! I straddled Mitsuba’s face as I hitched up my golden dress, my black underdress still in a pile upon the floor back in my chambers and I revealed my starkly pink garter belt and stockings, along with my shocking lack of actual small-clothes to gird my loins.

I needn't have hurried as Tifa had made no move to take Mitsuba up on her offer (though her hand was now drifting down her tight stomach subconsciously) and I felt my face heat at both my unintended exposure of my lascivious nature as well as my very wet and glistening vulva to the openly staring Axel townfolk.

“Ah… please, excuse us! I’m sorry we disturbed you! Please continue on your way!” I hastily said to the onlookers, bowing apologetically to them as best I could even as I smothered Mitsuba’s face with my thighs, smushing my pussy right onto her lips even as I felt her nose slip right between my big buttcheeks to press gently at my sensitive rear entrance.

“Ohoohh! Ooooh! Ah, ooooohhh~” I groaned as Mitsuba’s hot coiling tongue thrust right into her tunnel, twisting and undulating in ways that made her shiver and moan.

As my juices dripped down to pool inside her mouth, I found my eyes drawn to Cloud’s muscular torso as he pistoned into Mitsuba’s spread thighs before me. He had nothing on my Kazuma’s perfectly perfect and huge manhood, but even I had to admit his adonis-like form was breathtaking. Broad sculpted pecs and a powerful wash-board abdomen that bulged and rippled with his metronome thrusts, he managed to make even my fairly ripped Kazuma look a bit scrawny when not accounting for cock.

It also certainly didn’t hurt that Cloud was so handsome, I think he was probably more beautiful than me, somehow tickling both my heterosexual and my homosexual inclinations, so angelic were his fine features beneath that perpetually stiff and spikey head of blonde hair of his. I grabbed the back of his neck and forced him forward, our lips crashing together in a passionate kiss. His lips were soft, supple and warm, a contrast to his frigid exterior, as I savored them thoroughly, running my hands through his hair while holding his face firmly with both of my hands. His lips parted and I slid my tongue in to tease at his teeth and his soft bottom lip. His kiss was so sweet and gentle. He had nothing on Kazuma but I found myself enjoying the fact that this hot guy had joined my harem all the same.

Backup Knight or not, Cloud certainly put his all into impregnating the townsfolk, and I respected that.

Chapter 41: In the Guild, a New Job? (Part 1)

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~Written by Cross C~

Can Darkness keep her head focused to complete a single errand?

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I had Cloud’s firm as silk-covered-steel left butt-cheek in my hand as we entered the guild, my palm inside his black briefs. I was really enjoying teasing him. In a lot of ways, he was like me, embarrassed about a lot of the perverted things we all got up to. That didn’t stop him from sporting an eight inchish tent in those little undies of his. Aside from his thoroughly basic penis, I found him to be quite the exquisite set of arm candy.

Tifa performed a similar function on my other side and I had to steel myself, once again questioning why I was worthy to bear such powerful magical artefacts as the normality earrings. I felt like a true noble for once with two beautiful attendants on my arms and I couldn't help but grin as a veritable bevy of cute waitresses began swooning, blushing furiously at seeing us. The girls were obviously enchanted by the appearance of my newest harem members and I couldn’t help but feel somewhat overshadowed by them. Cloud, blonde and more gorgeous than I even as a male. Tifa, even bustier and perhaps even stronger than me.

After having more than a few orgasms with Mitsuba, I’d used a normality to send her back to the mansion to work as some sort of maid. Reinhold, her accomplice in crime, was now more interested in having sex with inanimate objects than pulling off scams. I felt more than a bit bad about that, not sure why I’d found the idea arousing in the amidst of a Mitsuba’s tongue climax that the man should get off on fucking cabbages and other assorted items. Still, it was a harmless punishment in the end and the knowledge that the scummy old man would no longer be preying on gullible individuals like myself satisfied me greatly. At the end of the day I am a Crusader, and protecting the townsfolk from scammers is a worthy pastime, cabbage fuckers be damned.

“O-oh! Welcome!” cried Rinda, the busty red-headed waitress’s supple breasts swaying delightfully as she turned to greet us, a quartet of frosty mugs in her hands, “If you’re here to eat- gr- Lady Dustiness! It’s so wonderful to see you today!” She bowed low for some reason causing her already exposed and uplifted cleavage to nearly reveal all of the tops of her creamy breasts save for her nipples.

Her bosoms jiggled as she straightened up and her smile was infectious, causing me to do so as well as I slipped out from between my concubines, "We haven't seen you at the guild in a while!"

"Yes, I've been busy unfortunately." I told her as I entered and headed over to the counter, finding the large dining room decently populated for mid-morning. Adventurers were clustered everywhere chatting boisterously as they ate their breakfasts of bacon, eggs, pancakes and toast, along with freshly brewed coffee. Passing by the armoured statue of the almost saint-like adventurer Momon, I heard another familiar feminine voice call out to me, "Lady Dustiness! Good morning! Do you need to masturbate? If so, let me help!"

I felt my cheeks burn crimson even though I knew that this sexual custom was now the norm and nothing that anyone would be concerned by. I waved at the petite and rather curvaceous waitress, calling out, "Umu... thank you, Ochacko. I'll keep that in mind..." Ochako giggled, batting her eyelashes at me coyly, "Please don't hesitate if you ever want me to help you, I'm always willing!"

Before I'd turned the Adventurer Guild into my own personal brothel, that girl had been an extremely shy and withdrawn young woman. Now she was an aspiring and enthusiastic seductress, a far cry from the innocent yet timid waitress I remembered. Now she would happily take me into that back room and lick my pussy with fervent abandon.

I felt my innards re-liquefy at the thought. Perhaps I could find a way to convince Tifa to join me for a bit with this pretty little thing in the back room.

Down girl! You just sat on poor Mitsuba's face to half a dozen orgasms! What kind of proper Crusader are you?!

A dirty, naughty one in need of so much righteous punishment…

I gave Ochacko a friendly wave, "Thank you kindly, Ochacko," As she returned the gesture, giggling softly and turning back around, I continued on my way, my unworthy pussy continuing to clench and moisten with appreciation at the fluke of my good fortune.

To be able to live in this new world, one where highborn men and women like myself indulged in our carnal desires without fear of repercussions or judgment. What a life! What a paradise that I was allowed to create within these walls, for myself and my fellow adventurers.

Despite my heady delight, my familiar self-doubt started creeping in again. Again. Why give me this ultimate power? Even as I thought this, I shuddered at the prospect of any number of other unscrupulous and naturally overly well-hung men making use of the earrings. Hopefully history will see me as the lesser of two evils, even if they never recognize the changes at all.

Approaching the windows of the administration counter, I smiled happily to see my lovely Luna manning the desk, her lovely uniform showcasing her fabulous shoulders, the small white collar and vermilion bow somehow highlighting the long, deep canyon of soft cleavage which she possessed.

Her golden hair framed a delicate and attractive face, her round cheeks rosy as if lit by fire, her bright gold irises glinting brightly at me as she suddenly spun on her heel and exited the room behind the counter without a backwards glance.

Luna came out the side door to greet me, her hips swaying with every step as she approached, her long, elegant legs looking perfectly delicious beneath her spare skirt, "Good morning, Lady Dustiness," she smiled as she greeted me. She was a sweet thing.

I smiled back, feeling the warmth of her skin against mine as I reached out to stroke her cheek and kiss her lips softly before I spoke again. "Good morning, Miss Luna. How are you today?" I asked her.

She shuddered back at me. Her eyes softly closed still as my taste danced on her tongue. I fear I’ve made the poor woman a little addicted to me, not that I can see myself ever letting her quit cold turkey either. “Sssooo goood~” She moaned under her breath before drifting back to us with a warm smile. “I'm sad I had to leave your mansion's orgy so soon, but spending the night with Wiz was really fun too. She's so sweet and caring, while still being quite hungry in the sack." Luna giggled as she regaled us with her story, "And how are you today, slave?”

Her question had shot past me and aimed itself at the busty Tifa. Her left bosom popping out of her pitiful protection as she jumped at the realization. “Ah. Yeah, the bet…”

Luna placed her hands upon her hips and saucily wiggled them, "Yes, the bet. I can see you’re attending our harem's queen, so I'll refrain from putting you to work for now." She rubbed her chin thoughtfully as she gazed at Tifa, “But I’m not sure if I’ll have you work the ‘Satisfaction Closet’ or the main room. It's tough. You've the skill to run a tavern, so that seems the best choice but a lady of such 'generous' hills would no doubt deliver much satisfaction in the back room... hmm..."

Tifa looked down bashfully making me feel quite a sympathetic bond between us as she tried to hide the blush of embarrassment that covered her cheeks as she did this cute little half-curtsy, "Wh- whatever you think is best, Lu- m-mistress!"

As a rather intimidating looking Luna kept her predatory attention solely focused on Tifa and her assets, I couldn't help but feel nervous as I spoke up, "A-actually, the reason we're here is to see about taking on a quest. Lots of sex is plenty fun and all but we're adventurers! Our primary business is tending to the needs of the community."

That brought the full focus of Luna’s attention towards me and I instantly felt like I was the subject of intense scrutiny. “Harem Knights do so much for the community already! Breeding all the women to keep us happy and full of future adventurers.” She told me, but quickly shook it off as the blonde guild-girl left off messing with Tifa and her massive globes, "But I won’t deny we might need help on quests still. As chaotic as your party could be, I could still rely on you guys more than others. This way, Darkness!"

She clasped my arm and I felt her deep cleavage encompass it very agreeably as she pulled me along across the room. My body reacted to this sensation, stiffened nipples pressing against my armored cups and I could hardly breathe due to its effect and she smirked, clearly enjoying herself.

Soon enough we were at the job board where there were the usual smattering of flyers. I read over them slowly, recognizing the ones that had been in place for weeks. None of the new ones looked too exciting, the usual fare: Exorcise twenty ghosts, slay fifteen green frogs, locate an enchanted treasure, free two fairies from an evil witch, serve as a test subject for a local sorceress’s new spell.

‘Some sort of monster in the woods that leaves husbands satisfied!’

“I had to change that one from the sexy quest board because it’s getting rather dire. That’s the one I think you guys should take on.” remarked Luna, slipping out from my side to point at the sheet, “It seems right up your alley, no?”

I peered at the piece of paper, frowning as I read some newly scrawled details to the posting.

'Warning: this unknown monster has shown both memory loss and gender change curses. Prepare accordingly!'

Even as my brows drew together in consternation at this information, Cloud followed me in leaning in and reading over my shoulder, "Gender change and memory loss? What..."

He trailed off and I turned to see a tell-tale shudder pass through him. With his top being basically bare save for his suspenders, I couldn't help but notice that his tight little pink nipples were erect.

Hee... did my stoic sword boy have some interesting fetishes?

Luna sighed a bit heavily, as she gestured at a table nearby that had just two adventurers sitting at it, "You should talk with Ludmilla and Stane for the details. They tried the job yesterday and came back unharmed, so it's not that bad. But- um, the side effects of that curse are- um... awkward to say the least. I just, well, I've no doubt that with Kazuma and Aqua along, you'll return victorious. Satisfying some lusty witch should be no problem for our well endowed Harem Knight and our Arch Priest Harem Knight should be able to take care of any curses, easy as pie, right?"

The pretty as a picture guild receptionist slipped away, giggling as I couldn't help but reach out and grab at her soft hip (Eris, maybe I’m addicted to her as well) as she made her way back to her post and I made my way over to the pair of adventurers she'd pointed out, the both of them looking somewhat disconsolate alone at a long table that could easily seat twelve.

Stane was a young cleric of Eris while Ludmilla was a barbarian, her relative lack of clothing showing that fact. In general, her outfit was little more than a skimpy bikini, showing off the absurd defensive stat of her savage class. The fact that she was less than a hundred pounds soaking wet, a petite and lithe lady was quite the contradiction to her aggressive warrior appearance.

I blinked as I drew closer and saw that the pair looked out of sorts. Stane wasn't wearing his usual shining chainmail shirt and tabard. The armor-set was laid out uselessly on the table, the lushly blonde haired young man’s clear, fresh face looked forlorn as he hunched in his seat, an out of character robe draped across his slight form.

Ludmilla didn't seem much better than him as she was wearing a burlap poncho that seemed far too big for her small frame, a thick, tattered cowl that hung over her body and served to cover her completely as she slouched over the table across from Stane. Her body language was sullen as she stared into her drink, occasionally lifting her glass up and taking another swig, as though drinking the foul liquid would somehow make everything better

“Ludmilla! Stane! Sorry to disturb you, but it seems we're going to attempt that job you did yesterday and I was wondering if perhaps you could share what kind of monster you encountered with us?" I inquired politely, trying not to get distracted and slide my gaze to the side as first Tifa’s breasts and then Tifa herself sidled up next to me.

It took a moment for Ludmilla to be torn from her despondent reverie but she finally looked this way, her eyes widening as she finally noticed me, her gaze quickly appraising me before slipping to the side to take an even closer look at Tifa, "Oh! Oh Darkness! Hi! Um... well..." She'd brightened only briefly before wilting once again, looking back down at her mug, "Well, I don't know if you should take that quest. We-"

"-we can't even remember what happened. At all." Stane finished for her as he looked up from the table, his head practically level with the surface as he hunched even further so the entirety of his body save for his arms and head were beneath it.

“Can’t remember anything?” asked Tifa, “At what point do your memories stop and when and where did you come to?

Stane grimaced even as his gaze lingered on the black-haired Martial-Artist’s chest with a somewhat odd light, “About an hour or two heading through the forest, then bam, we’re both waking up right about where we went in about seven hours later like this…”

My expression faltered for a moment as I realized that, yes they did seem like normal people who had just lost their memories, but that wasn't exactly true. It was more complicated than that. If they really hadn't come into contact with anything that would require them to remember, or if it were just a weird glitch in their brains, then they could easily just shrug it off. No harm done. But if their minds weren't fully working then this was something else.

"And what do you mean? Did you encounter something magical or..?" I tried to clarify, wanting to make sure it was safe to approach this topic without causing undue concern to either of these two.

Both adventurers shrugged in unison, "Well, if there was a fight, I honestly can’t remember... I'm sorry, Darkness. I really wish we could help. We were just wandering around the forest when we found ourselves back at the edge. One minute I’m in a clearing with Ludmilla and the next minute... well, we're back at the start with no memory of what happened to us."

“Okay, but why are you dressed differently?” I asked, “Did something happen to your bodies? Ludmilla, I’ve never seen you cover up this way and that posting said-”

“It’s nothing!” the lithe Barbarian suddenly burst out, “We’re fine. We don’t want to talk about it! Once we save up some Eris we’ll hire someone and this will all be fine. No need to worry about it at all.”

That frantic statement gave me pause, but it also sparked my curiosity. Now I really wanted to know what was going on. Not to mention I was well aware of how poor most of the adventurers were here in Axel. A proper curse-breaker’s price was well within the means of a noble house like Dustiness but that amount would put a low level pair like Ludmilla and Stane into debt for years.

But I knew better than to embarrass them by continuing to interrogate them in such a crass way. So instead, after a brief moment of hesitation, I simply nodded my understanding and took faith in my magical earrings as I bent down next to Ludmilla and pulled at the poorly made poncho covering her body. She found my attempts at undressing her in the middle of the well populated main hall of the adventurer's guild to be quite normal and she acquiesced to my efforts, raising her arms with an air of helpless resignation as I gently pulled at the loose fabric of her poncho until it fell away from her and exposed her set of rather scanty undergarments.

My eyes went right to the spot between her limber thighs where her reddish bikini bottom was no longer laid smoothly across her mons pubis, instead it stretched across a bulge that was clearly not something that belonged on a proper female. It was also something that did not belong on Ludmilla at all as I'd seen the normally scantily clad Barbarian's loins often enough given her clothing choices. She averted her gaze from mine, her cheeks flushed a deep red as I reached down and pulled her thong a bit down her thighs, revealing the curled shape of a flaccid penis atop a set of testicles.

She shrieked, slamming both of her hands into place over her lap, "I...um...wasn't expecting you to see me like this!" Ludmilla mumbled as she glanced at me, her voice trailing off almost as soon as she uttered those words.

Luna had said the effects of the curse were awkward. I had had no idea. My heart went out to this poor woman and I slid onto the bench next to her, "It's okay! It's not your phallus. Fault! …I just wanted to take a look to make sure it's not really a big dong deal! -at all.” I composed myself, putting on my actual reassuring voice. “Let me see what happened. We really need to know if we're going to take on this threat ourselves."

I assured her in a soothing tone, my heart breaking for her even as I felt a heady excitement at the little debauchery in plain sight I was now getting into as I slipped my fingers into her panties, making contact with the gushy flesh of her soft penis as I drew her undergarment halfway down her thighs.

Tifa leaned in, her vast globes bobbling and reaching towards the floor as her black suspenders failed to provide any sort of modesty as they slipped about on those flourishing slopes, her thumb-tip erect nipples fully exposed at the center of her pink saucer areolas, “That’s a dick! Holy- is she-he a boy?”

Ludmilla flushed deeper still even as her hands flew to her bikini-top which wasn’t very well filled as the Barbarian was as flat-chested as dear Megumin, her suddenly fiery glance latching first on my bosom and then the Martial-Artist’s overwhelmingly attention demanding whale-like titties, “NO! I’m a girl! I just-”

Even as the tiny adventurer collapsed around my arm as I couldn’t help but fiddle around with her genitals in the meantime, my questing fingers finding her cute little butthole just past her new scrotum, her vagina very much missing in action, I stated firmly, “She’s definitely a girl. It just looks like this curse transformed her womanhood into that of a man’s…”

Tifa looked abashed even as I noticed Cloud’s beef-cake figure a bit behind her, standing back and looking like he was deeply uncomfortable with the situation, “I- Oh I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to-”

I waved her off, murmuring, “It’s fine.”

I was getting kind of hot and bothered by the situation, I was having more than a bit of trouble keeping focused as my lust started to boil over and the urge to utter some lewd statement. Part of me was energetically imagining my own noble pussy being corrupted, made cuntless and ruined for marriage and all men, turned into a big, fat manly cock sticking out between my silky feminine thighs for everyone to see. A potent signal for how much of a giant sinful slut I was.

In that perverted (and entirely unwanted!) scenario, I’d definitely do little more than spend my days masturbating like a degenerate monkey, emptying my nasty cum-filled balls to thoughts of Kazuma’s overwhelming awe-inspiring alpha-male glory, the image of him standing tall and proud while the rest of the world cowered and genuflected before him as his massive glorious cock dwarfed them all. I’d be a pitiful cuckold just like Cloud and I’d love it!

“L-Lady Darkness… your hand is so soft…” came a whimper below me, making me realize my hand had been stroking something during my delusions that it probably shouldn't have.

Chapter 42: In the Guild, a New Job? (Part 2)

Summary:

*Written by/with Cross C

Dr Darkness is here to check on some cursed crotches.

Chapter Text

Ludmilla’s cheek was smushed against my arm, her slender body clasped heavily against my limb, and she was beginning to let out some distractingly sweet sighs as I explored her newly male genitals. Her penis was reacting, thickening in waves and steadily lifting from her balls.

“Something happened to us in the forest.” admitted Stane and it took me a moment to understand what he was saying. It felt insane that he’d bring up something so uninteresting and boring when I was somehow eliciting such a titillating experience from a pretty tight-bodied Ludmilla. Then I remembered why I was here and recognized that my stupidly sexual distractions were mere common-sense interactions to the young cute cleric thanks to the normality earrings I wore. "We don't remember anything, obviously. But we- can't ignore the effects upon our... bodies. We were changed by whatever we encountered. Something that affected us both in different ways..."

"Oh?" asked Tifa, "What uh... happened to you? Do you have a-"

Cloud hissed something unintelligible at her and she was nonplussed as she casually slipped her suspenders into some semblance of modesty across her turgid nipples, "What? You're thinking the exact same thing! Don't lie."

I ignored them for now, finding myself far more interested in the delightful little filly in my arms as she made the most to die for sounds of pleasure as my unruly hand continued to tug upon her steadily hardening prick. I studied her newly endowed member, bopping its excited length back and forth atop my palm.

Ludmilla's penis wasn't very big. It had the sort of size I'd learned was normal for most males. Even Cloud's member outdid it in length. But it had a reasonable girth to the shaft and a quite rounded, bulbous cockhead, a plump glans that resembled Kazuma's in miniature.

That alone made it more than a bit precious to me. A true mushroom shape, a muscular purple cap with a hole at the apex that was happily dribbling pre.

Suffice it to say, it made both my mouth and my quim water.

This bisexual normality will be the death of me at this rate. A woman with a penis is sending me all a tither, reminding me of when Aqua wields her revenge strap-on. Something about being rammed hard by a soft woman had similar appeal to when Kazuma is ravaging me for all he’s worth.

I shifted my weight forward so that my heavy chest pushed up against Ludmilla’s little breasts as I lowered my face to hers, giving her a peck at the corner of her slightly parted mouth.

Pulling back, I saw that she looked both pleased and distressed by my attention, “Dar- Lady Dustiness! I- I’m not worthy- please… I’m some sort of-” her breath hitched- “-monster now. Please, don’t sully yourself with my corrupted flesh.” Her voice sounded like it was on the verge of hysteria, her lips quivering as she fought valiantly against the tears gathering within her eyes as she began to sob uncontrollably.

This was bad. I suddenly felt even worse as I recognized my fallen desires, that even this tremendous personal loss was only fueling my disgusting perverted urges in front my peers.

I deliciously wallowed in my own self-loathing for one long moment before I felt my unruly pussy squirm and moisten and I made use of my earrings to solve this young woman's problem.
“You know… I wonder… It’s probably quite normal that you’d be very happy about having a nice manhood instead of a vagina. Here. Let me show you. There’s probably even more pleasure with a shameful, slutty dick like this! You can still be a loving mother, just one that normally loves putting buns in other lady’s ovens! They can do the nurturing while you play the big bad barbarian."

I could see the magical power of my earrings go to work on Ludmilla's mind.

Every one of my words became absolute truth for her and every bit of distress and dismay simply leaked from her face. I sighed with open relief as her lips suddenly spread into a broad grin, her eyes flashing with delight as her body posture changed. She lounged back upon the bench and I felt her legs slide widely apart under the table, pressing against mine.

“Hells yea!” she declared with loud and ready confidence, a complete break with her docile composure of only a handful of seconds before, "I've got no idea what happened back there but I've ALWAYS wanted to be a bad-ass she-male and my new manhood has been waiting for this day!"

Ludmilla half lifted off the bench and wiggled her hips, sending her exuberant dick waving back and forth as her hands that had been diffidently clutching my armored form began to wander about my body almost of their own accord. I giggled and squirmed in her questing grasp, returning the favor upon her most sensitive spot, reaching underneath and taking her balls into my hand. They were relatively diminutive, tucked up underneath the shaft like Cloud's though they were perhaps twice my spiky blonde concubine's heft.

Fairly small. Just like their dicks.

I was starting to realize that Kazuma's testicles were exceptional, a colossal pair of balls that filled his pendulous sloshing nutsack like no other. It utterly aroused me to know that Kazuma was overflowing with manliness, the evidence of his sheer maleness dangling thickly between his hairy thighs.

“D-Darkness-! N-not so rr-rough please!”

My hand quickly unclenched her female sack, “Sorry! I was so fascinated that I got lost in my thoughts.”

She gave me a lopsided smile, cheeks flushed with embarrassment, “Don’t sweat it. It felt… really good, I just don’t want you to pop my new babymakers before I get to make a baby!”

I giggled, “Well I’m glad you enjoyed it as much as I did.”

Ludmilla blushed and smiled, resting her head onto my shoulder for a brief moment, “Yeah, this is... fun! I've been wanting to get involved with your harem ever since you declared it! I hope me having a penis won't be a problem..."

I chuckled again, stroking her bob-cut hair, “Not at all! So are you feeling better about your new sexuality?”

The question caught her off guard, “Y-yeah, actually, I am. Just think. No more periods. That pretty much makes it worth it all on its own. And oh Eris, when I think about being a mother who basically fucks her babies into other girls' wombs! That turns me on so much! I get to be like a guy, humping and dumping my cum in whatever hot lady catches my eye!" She fell silent and looked down for a moment before looking back up at me, an openly nervous expression on her narrow face, "I'd... I'd love to have the honor of putting a bun in your oven, Lady Dustiness!"

Her finger started scraping along my waistband. Part of me was somewhat curious to be manhandled by this woman’s new manly implement, but the idea I would then be blocked from having Kazuma’s child made me sadder than I realized it would.

I laughed outright, my hand firmly grasping the base of her thick member, while also flashing her my pussy tantalizingly, "Oh my, Ludmilla! I appreciate the sentiment but my pussy is the exclusive territory of Kazuma. But you know... I wouldn't mind having you join my harem if you really want to be my woman." Her response was immediate. Her eyes grew wide as her lips parted and her breathing quickened, a look of utter excitement spreading over her pale face, "Really!?"

“Yes really.” I cooed supportively, squeezing her happy body in mine. “In truth I already had my eye on you before this. Your welcome slap to me on the first day of my earrings was one of the strongest. And now you’re far too interesting to ignore with this thing.” I chuckled while slapping the tool from one of her thighs to the other.

"By Eris!" exclaimed Stane across the table, staring with open-mouthed fascination at Ludmilla's crotch, "That's my-!"

He jerked, half-rising off the bench and his hands shot towards his own groin even as it became clear that he was smuggling something very large under his robes, the substantial shapes bulging out through the cloth and swinging freely before his chest.

Stane's face was suddenly filled with relief even as beads of sweat rolled down his cute boyish face, "It's still there! Thank Eris!" Then his cheeks turned crimson as he noted everyone staring at him. By this point our antics had drawn a small crowd of interested adventurers and even a number of waitresses who seemed eager to join in and help however they could. He quickly dropped back into his seat, muttering to himself even as he crossed his arms forcefully atop his chest, refusing to meet anyone's gaze.

"What is it, Stane? What happened to you?" I tried to ask as gently as I could even though I had a pretty good idea. Combined with what had happened to Ludmilla and being a fairly busty person myself, I recognized what I was seeing.

His face grew redder, his arms tightened defensively causing even more telltale... bulging "It's nothing." He snapped, looking away from us all and turning his head slightly to one side, as if trying to hide his face behind his golden locks.

My heart once again ached with sympathy for the stress and discomfort he must have been feeling for having his body transformed most wickedly and quite lewdly by this awful witch even as I absently tugged and teased Ludmilla's thick little cock, capturing some of her pre in my palm to use as lube.

Well, I didn't want to make this worse on the poor guy so I decided to remove the bandage (or band-aid as Kazuma would say) as quickly as possible, "Tifa, Cloud. Would you please help Stane out of his clothes so we can properly see the effects of this curse?"

Cloud nodded his assent and Tifa immediately jumped into action. Her fist bunched up the front of Stane's robe even as the brawny chest of muscles that was Cloud placed his hands firmly upon the boy's shoulders to keep him from running. The younger nineteen-year old cleric's alarmed face was suddenly obscured as Tifa ripped his entire robe up to bunch in a thick mass around his head even as an enormous pair of whale-like green breasts were first drawn hugely skyward by their shear mass before they were finally released to fall back down and slap upon Stane's slender torso with a loud slap and a fairly riotous motion that was basically hypnotizing for any witness of heterosexual or bisexual bent.

Too fat to sit as natural teardrops, both instead protruded outward and away from Stane’s comparatively bird chest in the shape of a pair of massively plushy melons. They looked totally out of place upon the young man’s slight torso, his pale white skin now the home of two huge emerald breasts, so firm and grandly swelling as they encompassed the entire space between his clavicles and his navel. The vast majority of Stane’s titflesh was a pale lime green but the boy’s areolas were huge plate-like saucers of deep emerald around the obese thimble-shapes of his fully erect nipples.

"Wow!" "Holy- would you look at those giant green jugs?!" "What in the world?!" The murmuring voices of the watching crowd were filled with wonder as Stane's impressive tits were revealed to them. I struggled to contain my own lustful desire for those great big beauties, honestly the largest I'd seen since Xara's though they were nowhere near the Succubus Queen's in terms of shape and pure erotic perfection. Ludmilla was similarly affected as her tiny hips beat at my fist, driving her rock hard dick through my grip as she leaned forward and leered at him, "I can't believe I helped you hide those massive fruits, dude! I want to tit-fuck those nasty jubblies into the next era!"

"Aww fuck, I better not be the only one erecting an Axel Pillar right now or I'm going to be spending days rebuilding my manhood in the Succubus Cafe!" I heard the burly voice of the big muscular ruffian with his bare torso and pink suspenders and dull-metal shoulder pauldrons. He was the one who often caused Kazuma to grin and shake his head at for some reason whenever he encountered the boisterous friendly man. His words caused a round of laughter and cheers among the spectators, especially when one of my harem-girls took notice of the fairly respectable bulge in his green pants. Soliana's dark thicc bottom-heavy hour-glass figure sauntered over to the table where he was sitting, giving him a seductive wink as she spoke to him in a husky, throaty tone.

I couldn't hear what was said as I was distracted when Cloud at Tifa's direction easily man-handled the much more slight Stane out from the table and to his feet, just beyond it, but I was vaguely aware of Soliana’s overly exaggerated sashay as she led the dumb-struck short-mohawked and goateed adventurer back to the ‘Satisfaction Closet’ as it was apparently called. My new Martial-Artist had the presence of mind to look embarrassed, her own cheeks at least a quarter as rosy as poor Stane's as she resolutely followed my instructions, slipping her digits into the stretchy waist-band of the boy's tight, white short-clothes and swiftly dropping them down his slender legs. “Um, tada!” Tifa awkwardly laughed before hiding herself behind Cloud out of embarrassment.

He squirmed and whined wordlessly at the sudden removal of his clothing but Cloud’s strength stat compared to his meant that it was physically impossible for him to resist or break free and he eventually relented, sagging helplessly in the warrior’s grip.

That’s when I got a good look at the boy’s quite ferociously erect penis, sticking out and bobbing from just underneath his monstrously large green breasts.

I gasped in surprise even as my hand tightened pointedly around Ludmilla’s.

It was EXACTLY the same penis. Same length. Same coloring. Same slight tilt and angle to the left. Same plump grape color chibi Kazuma-shaped cockhead. Even the exact same pattern of spidery blue veins that were so little they didn't even project out from the shaft, so there would be no delightful bumps or ridges to rub across a needy slut's sensitive cunt-meat like a proper pussy-pleaser could. Even the smooth little balls jiggling underneath the turgid member were the same, revealing why brunette Ludmilla's had a dusting of blonde fuzz across hers.

They were identical cocks… and after dealing with twelve Kazumas at once I knew a thing about identical cocks.

I released Ludmilla, a small mewl of disappointment escaping her lips even as both her hands found places on my armored body to play with, as I leaned forward, partially climbing onto the table between us to peer at Stane’s erectile tissue.

“This… this is amazing!” A small chuckle escaped my mouth and I could feel my smile spreading even wider than the one previously plastered to my face, “You didn’t just grow boobs! You grew a dick! Ludmilla’s dick!”

Tifa broke into my delighted epiphany somewhat differently, “Um… Mistress… I.. uh… actually think it is the other way around…”

I blinked at her. “Ludmilla… grew Stane’s boobs? How does that work?”

“It doesn’t,” the dick girl admitted after a wave of small chuckles went through the room, “As much as I would have loved to have had the chance to knock up everyone earlier, this was Stane’s first. Somehow, I have it too now.”

I blushed a little at my mess up, but I was saved by Stane’s rueful cursing. “To think I must live now like a freak…” he moaned, grabbing his gigantic titties and jiggling them for the room. Most enjoyed it. He did not. “I look like an ogre spat across my chest.”

“Alright, no need to make yourself feel better with fantasies.” I said, receiving an odd confused look back, “I thought you normally like the new changes too?”

Stane’s gaze dropped back down. His stare continued even as his hands picked up his vast breasts and he took a deep breath, causing his enormous green boobs to expand somehow even more, “I… I do…” he muttered quietly, a deep blush still thickly evident across his cheeks, “They’re… boobs. BOOBS! I don’t know… I’m just dealing with the fact that I have the biggest, most beautiful breasts of any woman I know!”

His palms slapped the huge green tits from below, sending them wildly jouncing around like buoyant pair of green-slimes causing more than a small number of the male adventurers and female Dustiness harem-members to watch and either drool openly or moan with happy delight.

The young cleric’s face now bore a somewhat knowing smile as he sat back on the bench his chest outthrust, quite clearly enjoying the amorous attention he was receiving from the guild, male and female both. Cloud and Tifa had left off tormenting the poor man, standing back and looking fairly embarrassed themselves. The fact that both were clearly aroused, both similarly straining against their skimpy suspenders with swollen, hardened nipples was a treat to my lustful eyes.

Tifa seemed to notice my gaze and tried to change the subject. “T-that witch must not be so bad if both of you got what you wanted!”

The guild, and especially Ludmilla and Stane, seemed to agree. My blood ran a little colder from the awkward realization that in helping them, I’d ruined a potential threat. “S-still, we should go and check it out for all the OTHER victims.”

Tifa's eyes widened and she nodded, "Yea, we really should. But..." she looked somewhat awkward as she continued while reaching back and rubbing the back of her head which did amazing things to her incredible bosom, her left jug righteously escaping its suspender entirely, "Do you think we should take care of Ludmilla and Stane, first? He's not part of the harem but she is and... uh... she looks pretty uh... hot and bothered..."

Cloud scoffed silently in the background, looking irritated but resigned even as I felt an immediate drop in my tummy at the thought of snatching up Ludmilla but not her long-time adventuring partner. Eris! How many people did I have in my harem now? I’d been adding them all willy-nilly without the barest contemplation of the consequences... and I'd done it without a single thought about how it would affect my own life, much less that of others. And yet here I was, doing exactly the same thing all over again.

need to be more careful about what I do.

“Hey, Stane? Do you want to join my harem?” I found myself blurting out. My simple mind flailed at my own gall but… how could I own just one version of that cute fat little prick, when there were a pretty pair to be collected!

Oh, damn! I wasn’t going to be anymore careful at all, was I?!

The absolutely radiant expression on Stane’s youthful handsome blonde features instantly obliterated my nascent objections to my own unseemly proposition, “Join the Godslayer’s Harem?! OF COURSE I DO! Thank you! THANK YOU, LADY Dustiness! And praise Eris in her holy name that I get to have such an honor! Oh please, oh yes! Oh yes! Thank you so much! I can’t ever express full heart-felt gratitude for your kindness and generosity to me, let alone your illustrious offer to allow me to live with you and properly worship my goddess as your and Lord Kazuma's personal slave!"

Somewhat horrified by the cleric's religious fervor as well as naughtily titillated by it, I told him firmly, "Not a slave. A…uh… a boon companion! One who… well yes, I have lots of sex with but well, that’s the point of a… harem, isn’t it?

"YES," the cleric cried happily, pumping his fists in the air victoriously causing both his huge breasts and significantly less huge penis to swing and sway more than a bit distractedly, "Thank you so very much! May Eris grant you all the blessings of a blessed future. Please, may she protect us from the evil and dark forces of chaos that threaten us all!"

I clasped a hand to cover my eyes as I groaned inwardly. Oh I was so going to go to the darkest of hells for corrupting this cute sacred little boytoy, wasn’t I?

"On it, Mistress!" cried the voice of a familiar tomboyish waitress and I dropped my hand to see Harriet attached herself like a limpet to Stane's back, her arms reaching around to gather up the cleric's mammoth mammaries.

"Oh am I on these lovely watermelons…" she continued with a wide eyed look of appreciation before briefly delivering a kiss to his cheek, "Welcome to the harem, Stane!"

Ludmilla's firm butt squirmed in my lap. I leaned in close to her eager face and whispered to her like you would a dog nearing a park, “What do you see? You wanna impregnate a girl?” She nodded fervently, “Is it Harriet?” Another nod, “Tifa?” Another nod, “Stane?” A pause but logic be damned because she nodded again, this world of growing perverts was so fun to be around sometimes. “Well, you could stick it in them, or you could ram it into my mouth. I’m somewhat interested in a girl’s very first jizz.”

All my teasing had got Ludmilla in quite a state. She practically scrambled up my body, standing on my legs and gripping my head while searching for how to control the crazy meat stick between her legs.

I gave her a hand with a small smile before opening wide and guiding the frantic soul into my mouth.

“Guuuhhhh~” She moaned, quivering her body with each swirl of my tongue around her newly created penis. “S-so warmmm… c-can see why guys… think with their dick now… ffuuuuu~ck”

Meanwhile Harriet was trying to get my attention from a new discovery. “Hey Darkness! Look look! I can give Stane a kind of titfuck with his own tits!” She laughed while massaging the top of Stane’s penis with the large green mammaries. The blonde boy was just enamored with the news. Mumbling to himself at how great his breasts were and how happy they were making him.

My awareness of anything other than Ludmilla's dick was abruptly ripped away as the barbarian girl's hands settled onto my skull and she was suddenly filling my mouth with it, the cockhead beating the back of my throat, her shaved mons squishing my nose with every frantic thrust.

"I would like to raaaage!"

And rage she did. Barbarian strength was not to be ignored, especially when it’s barging down your throat for all its worth. It didn’t manage to reach the depths that Kazuma could, but with the right suction it hit my face with such pleasant force. And the fact that I was blowing a woman was a real titilating experience to my bisexual brain.

Ludmilla seemed to enjoy it too.

“Oh god ohgod oggoddd, fuckfucfuffuck, guh Darkness… your m-mouth is ssso fuckking hot~!” She huffed and puffed, shunting my mouth onto her cock over and over again with rising speed. As if worried I would leave her if she didn’t put her all into fucking me. “Pretty! Y-your hair, your eyes AGGH Girls are ssssoo pretty! Fuckcckckkc I wanna just make all of em MINE!”

That final word definitely showed the rageful barbarian in her, and I was all for it. Encouraging her with my choking gasps of pleasure and general tongue flexibility.

Around us, people were still watching with interest. Some instantly grabbing whichever waitress wasn’t in my harem to masturbate with, (the rumor I made with that normality had spread like wildfire around the men, everyone was taking advantage of it though Luna had made Dust need to pay off his debt first), while other members just looked intrigued at the sight.

Ludmilla was going crazy with her wild humping, her feet having slipped to either side of my hips on the bench so that she could bury her cock as far as she could into my mouth as I gagged noisily. I didn’t pull away at all, so happy to just be used by her like this. My pussy juices were just flowing out of my hole to flood my panties, no doubt I’d be sitting in a small sticky puddle of girl-cum soon enough! Ludmilla was just pounding my face as she held my head imobile in her strong vice-like grip. It was noisy and messy, thick strands of my saliva were everywhere as I looked up her smooth flexing abs and her rapidly jiggling little titties to her cute face, red with excitement and exertion.

She looked like she was having the time of her life.

Good. Because I was loving it, too. I slid my hands down the front of my skirt and into my panties and I began to masturbate while she thrust into my mouth mercilessly.

The raging Barbarian hauled my body around like I was nothing more than a large sex-doll, manoeuvring my form carelessly by her grip on my head as she found a position that she liked more. Soon enough I was perched back on the bench with my shoulder’s braced against the table’s edge with my head pushed back atop it as Ludmilla half clambered onto it and thrust her dick down into my mouth with reckless abandon.

My new location made it easy to see what was going on with Stane because the boy was sitting atop the table nearby with a laughing gleeful Harriet making his giant green boobs wobble and sway atop his lap. I couldn’t see his dick but no doubt it was having the time of its life in all that heavy, immense smothering tit-flesh. The blonde cleric leaned back, propped up on his arms as he made just the cutest ‘ahegao face’ (a term Kazuma used to describe Xara’s similar passionate look when he was fucking her last night) as Harriet's relatively tiny hands manipulated his mega-jugs, shaking them and slapping them creating mighty wobble-waves of green tittie that bounced erratically atop his thighs.

"Oh yes! Fuck your own tits, you naughty boy! Nyehehe!" Harriet shrieked enthusiastically.

That peripheral scene was pushed from my perception by Ludmilla as she grunted and thrust away in my mouth, even as her hips moved faster and harder, her breathing coming heavy and labored with lust. This obscene situation making my own climax approach hard and fast as I blazed my fingers across my clit and in and out of my hot and sodden slit. This was incredible! I already knew that I would have to ensure that I got to experience it all again.

"Fuckkkk!! I need to cum!! Ahhhhhhh I'm sooooo gonna cummm!!"

The barbarian’s body collapsed fully atop me, trapping my head against the wood as she started shooting ropes of cum down my throat. The stuff was bitter, almost an unpleasant brew, a far cry from Kazuma’s creamy goo but something about the raw freshness gave it an okay aftertaste. If I was being generous… 5/10. In any event, I did my slutty whore’s duty and swallowed her load as fast as she could give it to me. There wasn’t a lot, given the size of Stane’s nuts and Ludmilla soon finished cumming as she held her full length of her dick inside my mouth. The barbarian shivering and shaking above me as her mind melted to whatever urges guys have when they cum.

Speaking of Stane, it looked like his dick managed to set itself off at the exact same time as, well, his dick. Which makes sense. I missed the grand event itself but right now Stane’s tits were being loving licked by Harriet who was doing her duty to clean the messy green breasts after Stane came in them.

“Aww… wish I had some big green tits to fuck Kazuma with…” said Harriet mournfully while licking another inch of breast, “They’re so big…. looks like none of your boys even managed to swim out this gigantic canyon, Stane.”

The cleric couldn’t care less. Looking almost weepy in pride at how large his bosom was. It made me think he might have had some body issues before I made him proud of himself… something I can relate to.

But, no time to reflect on myself. I peeled my way off of Ludmilla and rested her panting head in my soggy lap, gently stroking her hair a little while she came down from her first male orgasm.

After looking around the room to the growing orgy of waitresses and adventurers I though… man, I really can’t go anywhere without something sexual happening, can I?

“You really can’t go anywhere without something sexual happening, can you?”

I looked up to see Cloud approach as he leaned on the table I was sitting at with crossed arms. He looked a little grumpy but not upset as he slid over a piece of paper, “Luna gave me the quest to give to you. She also said she’d be ‘taking care of Tifa’ for today before running off with her.” He said before looking down at Ludmilla, “I haven’t really taken a quest around Axel before, but you planning on bringing these two as well?”

My hand glided through Ludmilla’s hair again before shaking my head, “No, I think they’ve been through enough. I’ll let them refresh themselves at the Succubus Café, but for now… let’s go get Kazuma and Aqua.”

Chapter 43: Early Morning Cock Worship In The Park

Summary:

*Written by/with Cross C

Who doesn't love the park in the morning?

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My intention was to return to the mansion to collect my indolent Harem Knights but miraculously I happened to come up upon them in town.

They were in the green lawn of a park, only the usual brightly decorated wooden pillars separated the public garden from the street we were walking along. The trees in this park had a variety of beautiful flowers in them, the leaves were golden yellow, pink, and crimson red, and the grass was a light shade of emerald green. I would have continued on without a glance except a crowd that had gathered around the end of one picnic table drew my eye.

What really drew my attention were all the bare bottoms as all of the perhaps two dozen townspeople were only half-clothed as they knelt. My cheeks heated as I feasted my eyes on a variety of cheeks from the quite overly generous to the starkly pale as well as the copiously hairy. Then I noticed Aqua holding court, speaking to the crowd and prancing back and forth looking quite pleased with herself. There was a colourful banner over the end of the table and as I drew closer with Cloud in tow, I saw a familiar pair of legs underneath it, bent and spread wide with bare feet perched on the edge, and an even more intimately familiar penis and set of testes dangling over the side as if presented to the crowd for review.

I was vaguely aware of Cecily’s presence, the blonde priestess speaking when Aqua lost track of her speech and decided to indulge in a new version of her Party Tricks skill, creating a spray of a thick white telltale substance from her mouth rather than the usual watery fountains from her wrists.

Cecily stood proud, her arms out swept in her familiar blue priestess garb, her voluminous golden blond hair flowing freely from her clerical headdress to frame her beautiful face, “Gentlemen and Ladies, this is an occasion to celebrate! The goddess herself has bestowed upon us the gift of this magnificent penis. The goddess of water and pleasure, Aqua, has blessed this gathering with her blessing. We pray for the strength to continue enjoying her wonderful climaxes as she continues to bless this world with the great gift of Kazuma’s beautiful genitalia and his glorious erection!”

Her declaration was somewhat stymied by the fact that Kazuma wasn’t actually in anyway erect, his fat schlong curving over the bulk of his dangling balls to stretch out towards the ground. Though the fact that his flaccid size outdid any three of the male cultist’s fully hard members easily was certainly impressive enough.

There were a fair number of non-Axis and Eris aligned townspeople standing at the edge of the park, murmuring amongst themselves and looking on with general disapproval at the religious ceremony even as they obviously enjoyed the salacious nature of it. I walked past them, making my way over to the gathering. I couldn't help myself. I couldn't take my eyes away from the sight as I watched women and men on their knees or squatting lewdly upon the grass. Some of them were already panting and moaning under their robes, others rubbing themselves in eager desperation against each other as their nipples stiffened in anticipation of another round of Aqua's orgasmic showers. My gaze lingered upon the males, noting that the majority of them had right arms that were bent and pumping. They were all worshiping…

I walked around the side of the crowd as I approached Kazuma's raised and supine form up on the table, my hungry gaze taking in the exposed and excited genitals of the crowd. I saw a plethora of small commoner penises, unremarkable and petty, barely visible past their owner's fists. I was far more interested in the various women digging their fingers deep into their sopping loins, debasing themselves in public, red faced and embarrassed but steadily working themselves into compliant arousal because of my lewd earring empowered statements.

I was aroused by the sight; the sound of their cries and moans filled the air along with the smell of their sweat and lust. I grinned as Aqua finally took notice of my arrival and the pretty bluenette strode towards me, her arms open and her eyes filled with both excitement and desire, “Darkness! Finally! Where have you been?”

I enfolded her into my arms and we crashed together, big breasts squashing into slightly less big boobs until she was breathless. I kissed her deeply, licking her lips eagerly and sucking her tongue into my mouth as she responded, her hands reaching behind me to pull me against her, my own slipping past her invisible panties to press against her moist vagina. Her mouth was mine and her body trembled against mine, both of us gasping and groaning as we fought for dominance, the two of us unable to stop kissing and biting, our tongues intertwining, our fingers caressing.

Finally I pulled back, keeping her slight sexy waist in my hands as I answered her, "Going to the guild and picking up a quest like I said I was going to do last night. You'd have been able to help me choose, if you hadn't slept in with Kazuma. Now why don't you tell me what's going on here, hmmm?"

Her expression was flushed with excitement and delight, “Well, Cecily stopped by early and wanted to have a big group Worship Kazuma Cock Sacrament so we kind of just went along with her and here we are!”

"-look upon Kazuma's cock and witness its supremacy!" Cecily's gaily declared sermon broke into our conversation and I looked past Aqua to see the blond priestess gesturing at my Kazuma's crotch with her hand before she dropped down to her haunches and lifted her arms upwards dramatically as if begging everyone to join in. "This is the magnificent manly manhood that conquered the holy wombs of two goddesses! And that is only the beginning! More goddesses will fall to his divine prowess, falling on to their backs like the lowest of whores, spreading their thighs and welcoming his sacred shaft into their hallowed passages! Gods will recognize his right! They will kneel as their holy wives and blessed daughters are taken! The members of the very gods will ejaculate in sympathy, raining down to bless this world with new life and new magic!"

Several men let out mighty groans as they orgasmed, making a big show of it, their hips flying upward as their faces were pulled back in huge grin/grimaces as their blurring fists urged out their seed onto the grass in rapid spurts. They did so to much acclaim, those around them touching them and crying out encouragingly.

Cecily was ecstatic at the display, her smile split with a mad grin as she threw herself down before one of the ejaculating men in the front row. Her hand lanced out to grasp his dick and she tugged upon it rapidly, urging still more semen from his softening penis, "Yes! Rejoice! A god has found his knees in our midst! He has recognized Kazuma's cock as superior! A divine Vestige! His holy seed erupts and his sacred member wilts and bows before Kazuma's phallus! Remember! This is not mere masturbation but true worship! As these common men deliver their fertile seed to those below: the grass, the soil, the insects, and the worms. So too does the cuckolded god! No longer will the grace of the gods be hoarded by the holy wombs of the goddesses! It rains down to bless the lives of us mere mortals!"

“Whew!” A cheery man who just came beamed at Cecily, wiping his brow. “Even tah be compared tah Kazumah is a mighty fine honor! Thank ye kindly Miss Cecily!” He received many agreements from the men around him, but Cecily was less impressed.

She slapped his forehead lightly with the planner, grumbling out: “Stop ruining this Eric.”

I knew these religious beliefs were fictional, or at least they had been before I'd said anything strange about the goddess' while wearing my earrings but it still blew my mind how these people could accept something so utterly absurd as this ritual! Out in public no less! To see it happening before me, witnessing it first-hand was beyond my comprehension! I hadn’t even nursemaided this particular brand of perverted erotic insanity along to reach this pinnacle, this had all just been percolating in the background as I had all my harem fun. Wasn't this a bit excessive?

Aqua's wandering hand squeezed my butt as she enthused with an outward wave of her other one, "Isn't this so wonderfully excessive!?"

I couldn't help it. I squeed and wiggled frantically around so that my big asscheeks were rubbing all over her pelvis, "Yes!!! This is such an absolutely perfect devotion to Eris-sama! It’s become such a perverted church-service!" Just like me. "Oh Aqua! I love it!"

“Eris and Aqua, right Darkness?” She prodded playfully, though with an underlying seriousness that thankfully dissolved quickly. “But I’m glad you liked it! Your big book of fantasies kept saying you wanted fun stuff like this whenever you went to church!”

Oh right, that book that everyone’s read now. My face grew hotter as I realized everyone now knew I fantasized during Sunday service… not wanting to answer any questions I smiled politely and pushed on. Cloud and Aqua stayed behind as she insisted he let her sit on his shoulders so she could shout louder.

Passing around the front of the small crowd, I reached the table bearing Kazuma. I got a good look at the banner bisecting his body from above. It was both wide and long, blue was the dominant colour and the letters SKPFC were bright yellow and stood strident in the centre of the standard. Around that centre-point was a plethora of massive penises that were quite obviously attempts at capturing Kazuma’s basically perfect cock in profile and everywhere there wasn’t an absurdly fat and lengthy phallic object was a nude female, their bodies in an overabundance of sexual positions, thighs open and pussies spread for entry.

There even seemed to be some sort of art event going on in a subsection of the gathering. A few canvases were up with various Axis members painting or drawing the image of their fat schlonged prince. One lady was solely focused on making her own penis statue. From what I could see as I walked past there were some really nice paintings of Kazuma, though one particularly nice one was scrunched up quickly by its dishevelled creator. Shouting “NO! Still I cannot capture zee brilliance and majesty of my muse!” He growled before starting his painting over again.

I also saw one motherly figure going around the various events with a tray of snacks and lube, handing out where needed with a warm smile. Well, I say motherly, her attire screamed ‘fetish nun with her tits out’ but her demeanour at least seemed pleasant.

It was at this point I was happy about one of the normalities I added on my travels that I don’t think I’ve mentioned yet. “It’s normal for no children to be harmed mentally or physically by any of the events that transpire from me or my normalities.” A simple spell but it’ll hopefully be quite effective in making young kids avoid this section of the park. I’m a degenerate, not a heathen.

With it on display like this with so many others plainly exposed to my gaze, Kazuma's magnificent manhood hardly seemed to be of the same species of all these others. Even Cloud's penis seemed like just a particularly exceptional garter snake among a common many while Kazuma's was a massive python or perhaps even an overwhelming dragon in size and stature. I had to wonder if Kazuma's Japanese were a particularly hung people who elicited much lust and envy from others upon his world or if it was just him.

I was about to reach Kazuma before a roll of paper was pointed at my face.

“Look! Look ye wretches of this land, at one of the few women powerful enough to survive Kazuma’s gargantuan beast!” She bellowed out to the crowd, all eyes suddenly on me as they gasped in awe. “Look at the type of flawless maiden that can ride that rail! Only a defence as high as hers could match with Godslayer Cock! And not only that, take the virginity of our holy symbol!”

“She is blessed!” “A miracle woman!” “How do I get my defence that high?!” “Kazuma’s first seed! What I wouldn’t do to be her!”

The emphatic cries at my supposed glory were disconcerting to say the least. Maybe this is why Kazuma keeps looking like a fish out of water in these situations, there’s just something odd about having all these Axis members be so ready to worship you while still maybe selling you for a single Eris.

“Um, thank you, Cecily…” I nodded politely, then looked over the eager crowd again. “Yes, well, thank you for the interest… but, I’m nothing that special, really. He’s had sex with lots of women, as is his right, I was just the first. I’m sure Kazuma would have sex with any one of you attractive ladies given the chance…”

The wash of shocked murmurs and theorizing who I meant by that was strong. That wave of eager excitement distracted them long enough for me to get away. Perhaps it’ll bite me in the ass again, but now I could turn back to Kazuma as he lay back with his hands clasped behind his head, gazing up at the sky with a peaceful expression on his handsome face.

My heart almost wanted to pause and admire the view of him laying there, but he quickly noticed me. A smile of infinite warmth and welcoming grew when he saw me. “Morning Darkness.”

Chapter 44: Early Morning Cock Worship In The Park (Part 2)

Summary:

Written by/with Cross C.

Kazuma gets some attention.

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“Good morning, oh great and powerful Idol of the Axis.” I said with a grandly silly voice and a smirk, giving him a faux curtsey while he rolled his eyes with a small chuckle. “I am here to adorn you with the gift of a fresh breakfast bagel.” Deciding not to throw (and probably miss) throwing him his food, I handed him the bag instead as I knelt upon the bench of the picnic table. From his place on top of the table he looked happily at the meal and began unwrapping it quickly. “And, an apology.”

He paused mid first bite. “What did you do to the bagel?” Kazuma asked through his mouthful as he sat up, having to lean back because of the banner that was now right before his face, creating the barest of separation from the absurd congregation for us.

“Nothing to do with the food, don’t worry!” I reassured, letting him swallow in relief. “No, I must simply admit to a transgression on my morning errand…” I dove to the floor, the weight of my sins becoming too much for my body to keep up. "I'm sorry, Kazuma! I must beg for your forgiveness! If you want, please punish this unworthy dirty nasty slut for her-"

"Wha-! Wait, Darkness! Why don't you just tell me what you're talking about first."

I swallowed my feelings and looked up at him.

"I… I kissed Cloud!"

A beat. He blinks.

“What, on the ass or something?”

I balked at his question. “NO! J-just on the lips!”

Kazuma seemed to give me a long stare this time, probably judging me horribly for how much I messed up our budding rela- "…so? He's in the harem.”

“Yeah… but…”

“Do you not remember me having to pry you off of Xara’s lips last night so I could get some cum in them?” Kazuma was nearly laughing at this point, thinking I was so ridiculous. “Or how many girls I’VE kissed? We’re literally standing in front of a religious masturbation cult dedicated to ME! You think I haven’t fooled around with them?! I mean Jesus Christ, what a small fucking problem!”

I pouted a little. “Yes, but you’re so perfect that of course you should kiss who you want!” My body turned slightly more, “I’m me. I should be happy you kiss me at all, not be frivolously making out with Cloud of all people.”

His arms wrapped around my body, pulling me in front of the table, the banner between us, dick nestled in my ass cleavage and hands cupping my stomach. "Darkness, it doesn't bother me at all. Like, even if you had done something wrong by kissing him, I really don’t mind. Despite all those muscles, he's actually pretty girly with that face and that weird unpervert attitude of his. Not jealous at all, baby.”

I nodded, then looked away slightly. “I see.”

He gave me an eyebrow as I looked back at him over my shoulder.

“Did you kiss Cloud because you wanted me to punish you?”

My butt wiggled at him suggestively. “Noooo…?”

SLAP!

He grunted, keeping his hand gripping my ass meat tightly after slapping it. “No what?”

I couldn’t help but smile at him. “No Master Kazuma sir. Please don’t punish me and my big ass! It’s so weak to your big manly hands!” I taunted, rubbing my butt further into his declothed groin and feeling the life return to an idol.

“Begging will get you nowhere.” He smirked back at me and landed another mighty crack against my jiggly rear, knowing exactly how to rile me up. “You’re a naughty maid that’s been kissing other members of my staff, haven’t you?!”

I purred back at his attack before suddenly realizing, “Oh, by the way we have a new maid for the man-AIP!”

“You will speak when spoken to!” He bellowed with another slap, but then also breaking character momentarily to say, “But that is pretty great news, well done Darkness.”

The wave of pleasure brought on by the compliment almost made me feel better than the slaps. But that didn’t make sense so I elected to ignore those feelings and instead just rub myself up and down him a little more before we changed positions. I’ll always be impressed at how high his dick seems to reach when I lean it against a part of my body. The weighty mass to it just sent tingles throughout my system. I think I’d be content being the bun to his hotdog for all time…

But for now I’d be happy tickling my throat with him.

With my best sexy wiggle I shimmied down his body until I was kneeling on the ground. The sound of shocked gasps and happy squeals cried out when I had unknowingly unveiled to the crowd the thing they’d been wishing for: Kazuma’s erection.

“AAHHH!!!” “THERE IT IS!!!”

“There we go everyone!” Aqua cheered loudly, guiding attention to her sitting on Cloud. “Kazuma’s at full power! Woo~!”

I sat up and perched myself up on the balls of my feet, taking on a lewd rear-accentuating, thigh-parallel squat towards the embarrassing crowd as I feasted my eyes on Kazuma’s immense erection, his soft phallus having swollen to nearly three or four times its previous size.
Kazuma had such a deliciously self-satisfied smirk on his handsome face as he leaned back on the table, one hand casually wrapped around his titanic girth, but only just barely! The entire thing stood like a massive monument (a monument to my lust!), bulging bootstring thick veins pulsating and throbbing with the sheer labor of keeping this glossy fat slab of cock-meat erect. Even Kazuma’s glans seemed as if it was sculpted by a master artisan, the perfect tool for plunging into the tight folds currently gushing with arousal between my-their thighs.

With a sigh, he finally opened his beautiful eyes and met mine, his smile growing wider when he noticed my lustful gaze. His eyes seemed to be twinkling with a mixture of confidence, amusement, and love, making me blush furiously. It was amazing how his deep and dark green orbs could look so playful yet still have a hint of lust in them, like it had all along.

“You certainly have an effect on me, you lewd idiot.” He laughed lightly down past his pole. “All these hot girls masturbating to me, yet you’re the one who makes me hard.”

Before I could unpack or even digest that, Aqua cheered out again.

She pumped her fist in happiness at the sight to excite the crowd. “Now, the amazing thing is that the cum that we all love is in those biiiiiiig testicles he has! Let me introduce you to them!” She cheered out while Cloud tried to keep her balanced on his shoulders. “The left ball, or as I dubbed it: Inari Ōkami! A name based on the Japanese god of fertility! And ball 2! Also known as: Paul! Paul the Right Ball! Haha!”

“Would you quit trying to name my testicles?!” Kazuma growled at the showman.

Aqua just pushed past his objections, “My super sexy assistant Darkness will now show you all how it works by giving a deep sensual suck to Inari Ōkami!”

That changed Kazuma’s tune a bit, looking down to see if I would follow the Goddess’ instructions.

We both knew, I could never resist that girl’s orders.

So I grinned at him coyly before taking Inari Ōkami gently into my hands, pulling the big testicle away from its brother within Kazuma's thick sac, I pressed my lips delicately against it. Heat radiated from it as I kissed it before I left off all pretense of demure affection and I pushed the ball with both hands into my face wasting no time in drawing a concentrated snort of cock-musk.

"Don't forget about Paul!" Cried Aqua to me even as she continued as a conversational aside to Cloud, "He's got a complex just cause he's just a teeny bit less plump than Inari, can you believe that? Pssst! Don't tell Inari but he's actually my favorite because when I squeeze him just right, he'll send all these sweet early sips up the pipe for me! Anyway, I tell him he's crazy 'cause he's still way bigger than any other ones out there. Your two little guys even look up to him!"

“Yea, sure they do.” Cloud commented dryly.

More than a bit embarrassed and filled with panty-moistening shame as I revealed my true nature to all these perfect strangers, I kept my heated face buried in Kazuma's scrotum as I moved over to Paul. I could feel the base of Kazuma’s cock-slab atop my head, my blond pony-tailed head basically the fulcrum for his huge penis to rest upon as it extended out towards its supplicants. I was currently a far cry from the prim and proper paladin I'd presented myself as merely moments before. As I mushed my nostrils into the peak of the bisecting crease of Kazuma's ball-sack, it was perfectly clear that I was a sow hopelessly addicted to my master's genitals. When I reached Paul the Right Ball, I didn't kiss it so much as messily worship it with my tongue.

“Fu fu fuuu~ That’s really great, Darkness…” Kazuma purred above me, making my efforts feel earned. Effort that I really needed to put in as my tongue struggled to lift the heavy testicle, “Paul’s enjoying your techniques as well.”

I knew I needed to make Kazuma cum quickly if I wanted to do anything today other than enjoy a huge messy outdoor orgy, so I mumbled into his balls, "Normally, Kazuma always cums extra long and hard right when I do this!"

Smashing my face hard into his nut-sack, tongue slathering wildly, I reached around his hips with both arms and took full fingered grips upon his firm butt-cheeks.

Kazuma started to tremble.

I pulled back, not wanting to miss a single moment of his release.

Kazuma led out a loud primal grunt as his glans swelled and his whole cock seemed to shiver for one second before he let loose an incredible ejaculation.

Kazuma absolutely pissed cum. It came out in a single long stream, thick and splattering across the ground before him as well as the crowd of cultists. His first shot trailed off and fat drops trickled from his winking cockhead for a moment before his cock bucked and blasted another huge load of spunk farther afield. His semen rained down on them, thick goopy white seed collecting everywhere. On their faces, in their hair, soiling their robes, it went everywhere.

The cultists reacted with an obnoxious religious fervour. Some cried excited tears of joy. Others cheered, applauded, calling out, "Yes! Yes!" A fair number were throwing up peace signs besides their faces, twisting their features into absurd caricatures of pleasure as homages to their goddess’ original defeat. A number of ladies were pressed together, their tongues licked and tasted and slurped upon each other with gusto, consuming every spilled sperm while giggling gleefully among themselves.

This was arousing entertainment for the men and those males who were still jerking off quickly smeared their favourite hands with Kazuma's seed. The natural lube did its job, a gift from their goddess, it increased their pleasure tenfold and had the happy coincidence of drawing the attention of the tongue crew. Like bees drawn to a flower, the mouths of their female acquaintances, neighbours, and, in no doubt some cases, family members were soon attached to those sticky penises, licking and sucking vigorously, savouring the sweet taste of the crème and then the salty flavour of Kazuma's seed.

It really was wild…

And still he kept going…

Because Kazuma had really big nuts, he looked like he should be able to produce a lot of cum. But, honestly, even a man as testicularly endowed as he shouldn't have been able to release this much.

No, this incredible bounty of Kazu-cum was the result of some of my whim of the moment normalities making it so those big bull balls of his were imminently capable of baking a whole fresh batch in literally the time it took to snap your fingers.

Long gooey streams of thick nut-milk continued to blast forth, rising for several meters only arcing downwards in the midst of the crowd of worshipers, Kazuma's enormous balls somehow finding the power within them to spurt out tenfold their own mass every minute. Sitting at his feet right beside the spasming organ, plenty of seedy male goop splattered upon me. But it wasn't enough! These poor citizens were being absolutely covered in manly filth whereas I, a truly unworthy and lowly woman was receiving a mere sprinkling!

Taking hold of the mighty manhood, I did my duty to protect these poor souls, throwing my head back and swooning as I redirected it right to my breast. Hot creamy Kazu-milk blasted across my armor and I hastily jerked Kazuma up so that the thick stream impacted with my unprotected throat. Sperm flowed down my skin, dripping down into my cleavage, drenching my chest and staining the fabric of my dress.

When I received a shot to my face, nearly instantly caking my cheeks, nose, lips, and chin with male essence, I couldn't help but let a moan escape my hands clutching at empty air as my pussy absolutely quivered with hot excitement. My own unseemly delight at my utterly fallen predicament as well as the delicious taste of Kazuma's sperm slipping into my mouth made me realize what a selfish harlot I was being, making corrupt use of my elite position as a paladin to steal my perfect man's ejaculations for myself and I released his member and turned away, my entire body feeling disgusted and ashamed for my actions.

A tsunami of white, thick, and so very smelly seed pumped out of his cock. That mammoth member in its overly erect and painfully rigid state. Bright purplish red at the winking tip. His bellend spreading wide to unleash still more cummy shots that went out to cover and soil the worshipers with a massive fountain of bright white cream.

A minute passed and Kazuma's outrageous ejaculation finally relented into a soft trickle of spunk and juice onto the grass below and my quickly moving open hands. I could hear all the lustful cries of lust as the cultists drank their fill, licking their sticky hands in a disgusting display. I joined them in consuming Kazuma's precious semen. It was amazing how much I enjoyed his stuff.

“Lady Darkness,” Cecily said as she approached me, looking the most serious I’d ever seen her. “Though you are a heathenistic Eris Worshipper… under Kazuma we are all one.” She decreed earning mild gasps within the crowd but nods and agreements as well. Cecily got down on one knee, taking my hand gently as I still sat bewildered on the floor. “Would you do me the honour… of letting me lick you clean?”

I nodded, blushing at the idea, “O...of course.”

“Thank you!” Cecily chirped and stood up with such forcefulness that the priestess immediately fell over.

Then she was on me, her hands lightly clutching my arms as she leaned forward and licked my face, sucking at my ear, kissing my left lobe. Her warm breath fanned against my cheek and tickled me as she spoke, her voice deep and seductive, “Please accept my offer of service. A devotion to Aqua! May the goddess be present here and witness my endless thirst for her waters!" She prayed briefly to the bluette who had just orgasmed while sitting on Cloud’s shoulders.

As I blushed furiously and Cecily bent to her task of quite thoroughly licking every bit of Kazuma’s sperm she could find on my skin, the producer of all that thick glistening white seed breathed heavily as he recovered from his tremendous orgasm, "Oh man Darkness, you've got to warn a guy when you're going to do that! I feel like I was actually cumming my brains out there for a minute. I get why you did it… big show for the Axelidiots here but...woooo-"

Head held awkwardly to the side by Cecily's hands as she lapped at my neck, I barely managed to meet his eyes, "I'm sorry, Kazuma. I wasn’t thinking-”

“Nah, no harm done, babe. Can’t complain about a grand cum.” Kazuma chuckled as he patted my head before looking out at the crowd, “I really can’t believe I just nutted all over these guys… and they’re loving it. What a life…”

He turned his head and caught sight of the larger group of townspeople watching from the edge of the park with equal parts community disapproval and gleeful voyeurism and he frowned and actually tried to cover up with his hands. It was actually very cute, especially when he blushed. Also pretty pointless given that he had more cock and balls than he did hands. Still, it was utterly delightful to watch him wrangle that thing.

I grinned at him as I decided to help out a bit, “It’s normal that all those watching from afar will find that their genitals are horny and excited by what they are witnessing. It’s normal that non-believers will have incredible orgasms like nothing they’ve ever felt without even touching themselves just from watching normal Axis or Eris religious ceremonies. After seeing these events, non-believers will normally have a strong desire to join a religion of their choosing.”

My unheard words seemed to set off an almost unconscious shiver through each watcher. I was too far away to detect it but my filthy imagination easily supplied me with the image of about twenty penises snapping to attention to unison as about thirty pairs of panties suddenly became wet. Then the group abruptly went wild, clutching at each other and twitching, pelvises suddenly thrusting against air as though they were trying to relieve themselves of something heavy yet immensely erotic. Many women were squealing in ecstasy, some crying out in ecstasy, while several men were bellowing like stunned oxen while making the most absurd facial expressions. Some people even had their hands buried between their legs as they groaned, thrusting their hips and grinding.

I could hardly contain my amusement.

Chapter 45: Forest Invasion Part 1: Return Quest

Summary:

Written with Cross C.

It had to happen eventually.

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“I know it really wasn’t, but it feels like a lifetime ago since we went adventuring.”

My lungs smelt the fresh air that you can only get from being in such a richly dense forest. I love that smell, nature can show you such wonders when you let it. Plus there’s a rumour that some vines will come alive and molest you, so always a reason to go exploring your nearby forest.

But we weren’t here on a casual walk, we were here to quest! I took my sword and slashed at the bush in our way!

..missing completely…

After patting my head reassuringly, Kazuma stepped past me and finished the job with Chunchunmaru. The unremarkable blade managed to make its mark much better than I ever could on the dense foliage. Though, not compared to…

SLASH!

“The woods isn’t really my area so you guys will have to take point once we near the target.” Cloud advised, taking down another tree that was in our way with a slice from his Buster Sword. The weapon that Cloud wields that’s nearly the same size as himself. Though not a perfect blade as he slaps another mosquito from his neck.

“Yeah yeah, Mr. Definitely Compensating With That Sword Size.” Kazuma grumped. I couldn’t help but giggle at his eternal childishness sometimes, even with all the world’s women praising him. “Tell us all about how many Princesses you save with your mighty blade!”

Though Cloud was confused, I knew who Kazuma was really annoyed at. Trust me, when we see Mitsurugi again I’ll have some words with that weirdo.

“More just missions from Barrett.” said the spiky haired boy as he continued through the underbrush. “Just the usual stuff of blowing up… uh, things.”

A lighter side to Kazuma bubbled up, “You’ve got one of those too, huh? Our resident exploder’s currently on a mission from her home village.”

“It’s a little sad not to be going out with Megumin.” Aqua said nonchalantly, “She always makes adventures so quick. Big boom on the bad guy and we’re done! As long as the big boom doesn’t attract a bunch of frogs or goblins or demons…”

I gulped a little again at the mention of Megumin. Part of me hates myself for that. That my precious friend has such negative connotations in my mind, that the idea of her stealing Kazuma from me is so fearful… but it isn’t her fault. She just likes him, as do so many women now. She’s just the one that… he loves back. And I have to be ready for when he tells me that at our date tomorrow.

Anyway, sorry, the mind tends to wonder as one wanders through the same forest grounds.

It didn’t last long as soon we came to a little grove marked as a small campsite. The tree canopy was rather low in this forest, not giving us much insight to how far we’d come or gone. And with trees this dense it was a little hard to see if we were about to be attacked, but it was the best place to stake ourselves out for the moment.

“Here we are,” I said as we emerged, “This is where the villagers told us the biggest number of attacks were.”

We’d met with the nearby town of Dewater before we entered the forest. They were nice, but it was as the quest had warned, everyone’s husbands were… different.

The wives were telling us about it. It always happened when they entered the woods to hunt or lumberjack or something similar, but returned much later than they should have. No husband was changed exactly like the others. There were some who were simply content now, smiling up to the sky as if everything was perfect. Some had been changed like Stane and Ludmilla, grumbling about bigger butts or strange new features to their body. One particularly unpleasant man brought his trousers down to show his now smooth crotch with no genitals to speak of, something Aqua laughed and laughed at. The only similarity between all the cases was that they didn’t remember what caused this. A gap in all their memories from before their return to the village. Whatever this was needed to be stopped.

“Phew!” Aqua sighed, sitting down on a nearby log. “All this walking is tiring! I’ve definitely earned a rest and a drink!” She beamed at Kazuma. The lad just rolled his eyes as he walked over.

“Yeah sure, we’ve been cutting down trees but you deserve the rest.” He grumbled mildly but his heart wasn’t in it. “You good with Create Water?”

She shook her head violently, “Not that kind of drink!” She egged on, looking down at his crotch while making grabs at it. “I’ve earned a treat, ri~ight?”

“You want cum? Fine. Oh Clou~oud-!” Kazuma said with a grin.

“NO!” Aqua yelped out at his teasing, grabbing his belt before he could walk away. “Kazuma~! It has to be your cum, you know that.” She pleaded, looking up at him from her log with such longing eyes. “Please? For your Goddess?”

Kazuma let out a long sigh. Then he looked around the space we were in, searching for something amongst the trees.

“Nothing on the enemy detection radar.” He mumbled before looking over to me, “Yo Darkness. How long did the villagers say we needed to wait?”

I smiled at his big heart, “They didn’t really say. Could be up to an hour before we even see anything.”

He was already undoing his belt while Aqua drooled all over herself, “One! Count em, one! We only have time for a single quick blowjob, okay?”

Emphatic nodding was all he got in return. Aqua getting herself comfortable by spreading herself a little on the log, showing off her lack of underwear by flashing her pretty pink pussy. Either intentionally to get him hard, or unintentionally getting him hard.

And as the iconic Kazuma pants bulge rose up through his trousers into the fresh air… well some things happened.

It didn’t happen straight away, there was about enough time for Aqua to get about three licks into her favorite meat, moaning about how big and lovely he was, before Cloud made a motion.

A single snapping twig from about half a mile away set off his attack stance, pointing his massive sword towards the potential threat… and missing the one that was much closer.

“WHAT TH-MMMPH!”

I snapped my head back around to see Kazuma ensnared… by a massive snake. And no, this time I don’t mean his own penis, I mean actually a huge snake tail had come down from the tall trees and was now wrapped around his body. Aqua somehow missing all of this and continuing to kiss his cock happily.

“Kazuma?!” I blurted out. Watching as his fearful eyes looked over to me… before disappearing from my vision completely.

“MMMMMMNNNRRNNnrrrmmm-!” Was the sound Kazuma made as he was very quickly dragged upwards into the thick trees. His voice sounded as if he was disappearing into the distance with how quickly the rustling trees moved.

“Hey! Come back and let me suck your dick Kazuma!” Aqua stomped her foot.

I ignored her to snap myself back round to, “Cloud!”

“On it.” He nodded, running quickly towards the tree that had claimed Kazuma and running up it with significant poise.

Only to be ruined by another snake tail wrapping around his ankle.

“Hey! Stop it!” He yelled, swinging just above mine and Aqua’s head, unable to get an angle to swing his sword. Every second losing more of his body to the slithering beast. “Let me g-MPH!”

The blonde adventurer’s body was squeezed tight inside the jungle beast’s tendril. He gave quite a fight but eventually dropped the Buster Sword into a small patch of flowers.

And then he was dragged away too.

Leaving just me and Aqua.

Her hand landed in her palm, “I bet that was the monster!”


Leaves cascaded and branches broke around my feet as I barreled through the trees as fast as I could. “KAZUMAAA!!!” I called, hoping to Eris I was going in the right direction. “KAAAAZUUMAAAAAAA!!!!!”

“Do you think those snakes thought his penis was one of them?!” Aqua called out from just behind me, struggling to keep up with my frantic pace.

“I don’t know Aqua. KAAAZUUMMAAAA!!!!”

The snakes were far quicker than us, and these trees go on for miles. I had no idea how we were going to find them. If only Kazuma were here, he’s got so many more good ideas then I do.

Aqua sighed, after having to quickly dodge a tree branch I had let go. “If only we had some skill that could help…”

Oh, right.

“It’s normal for us to know the direction Kazuma usually is, right?”

Both our heads snapped to the same direction (thankfully not back the way we came) and with new found purpose we hurried off through the woods. It was an odd feeling skill I’d given myself, the feeling that I could sense which direction he was in just in my heart. It felt… almost reassuring? Though fear of his safety was still most prevalent right now.

“Wait Aqua.” I suddenly said, stopping by grabbing her dress, she tried to keep running but stayed in place.

“Why Darkness?! He’s over there, I can sense it!”

With a quick pull I easily overpowered her and brought the Goddess into my arms. “I know, I sense him too and he’s close now, but if we run in too quickly then we might get ambushed as well. And as much as I’d love to get overtaken by snake creatures and dragged to their nest… I’d rather you, Kazuma and Cloud were safe first.”

Aqua huffed in my arms a little but nodded in understanding. “I dunno about all that… ‘overtaken by snakes’ stuff… but if you think it’s safer for Kazuma then I’ll follow your lead Darkness.”

My hold on Aqua shifted briefly from restriction to hug before letting her go. “Thanks. It’s not a big change, let’s just tread carefully until we get there.”

The two of us began shifting much slower and lower to the ground than before. Hopefully Chris has been rubbing off on me over the years and I picked up more thief maneuvers than I thought. Of course, these days Chris rubbing off would look like-Darkness, focus… I could already hear movement just up ahead of us. The trees are beginning to open up, and the canopy is a little higher than it was before. Much more light is coming through, which’ll make it harder to hide but easier to see our enemy.

We managed to find a good hiding tree just on the edge of the open space. Well, I was behind a tree, Aqua had shoved her face into a bush that for once wasn’t mine.

“Ouch! Leaves in my eyes!” She whispered in a panic, “What do you see, Darkness?!”

“...good question.”

And it really was, because what I saw was… a village.

It looked like a plain enough village at first glance, a part of me momentarily wondered if we’d somehow looped back to the place we got the quest from, but on closer inspection it was a little more run down. There were about four or five simple houses made of the trees around us, and then a series of tents. It seemed like it had the most basic of societal structures, a tiny plot of land used for farming, a stream running around the edge for water, I could even see a tent designated ‘doctor’ with one of the buildings labeled ‘chief’. Clearly this was a proper village.

Just one with some very strange occupants.

This village was filled with sexy monster girls.

It was like ‘The Pervert's Guide to Monster Types’ had come to life. So many of the monsters that were thought extinct or rare creatures were all here together, chatting away and living a fruitful life in this tiny village. There was a clear blue slime girl drinking from the stream, a happy zombie laughing it up with a very large but timid looking minotaur girl, in the trees a faun and a harpy played together, a dryad, an ogre, a few beast-kin including a frog looking girl, you name it, they had it. It was a plethora of various shaped and sized women that was making my imagination explode in possibilities.

The only non-women creatures were some Kobolds and Orcs, most seeming rather restless and bored in their tents. If I had to guess, the total residents were around 30 for this little hoven.

“It’s beautiful…” I mumbled. Wondering in my head if the dryad could wrap me in vines or if the minotaur could eat my ass with the ferocity of a bull or if-

“Woah!” Aqua poked her head out of the leaves to distract my growing fantasy list. “This place is crazy! Any of these creatures could be the one we need to defeat for the quest!” She said while cracking her knuckles.

In a hushed whisper I reached out to stop her movement, “Wait Aqua! We should… observe them for a while first. Just to see which ones are the culprits without having the whole village after just the two of us.”

She nodded, “Alright, but what about Kazuma?”

Right as she said that a door near to us burst open, revealing a pair of Lamias… and their packages.

“All declothed and ready to meet the chief!” The first, a red headed and red scaled woman, chirped. Swinging her captured target around by her tail and placing it in front of the chief’s house.

The second one was a lot more suave, instead sporting purple hair with dark blue scales. “You two have a chance to save all of us. You certainly want to take that shot, don’t you?”

She placed the man in her tail down next to the first. Cloud and Kazuma, both completely naked, were now kneeling on the grass in front of the chief’s door. Squirming in the constraints with tied hands behind their backs.

“I’d be MORE willing to help if you didn’t fucking tie us up first!” Kazuma hissed at the snake ladies. “And why the FUCK are we naked?!”

“Knowing this team, this situation will probably be resolved with your dick.” mumbled a very resigned Cloud.

The Lamias just ignored both of them, the red one slithering up to the biggest door in the village and rapping her knuckles on the door before shouting out:

“CHI~EF! THEY’RE RE~ADY!”

A small shuffle was heard inside before large footsteps began walking towards the door.

As scared as I was for Kazuma and Cloud, the idea of a huge amazonian woman who was leading all these monster girls was getting me excited. Though it may have been presumptuous of me… the ideas of seducing a big muscled and terrifying ogre, or a huge breasted Lamia, or even a strangely powerful slime, all ideas were getting me rather interested at what was going to open that door.

The wood flew open, and out from the shadows came-!

Oh no.

“Oh shit!” Kazuma yelped.

“YOU!?” Roared Sylvia.

Chapter 46: Forest Invasion Part 2: Sylvia

Summary:

Written with Cross C.

Who doesn't just love exposition?

Chapter Text

“Oh shit! What?!”

Sylvia was furious. Stomping angrily towards Kazuma before grabbing him by the neck in one hand and lifting him high above her head.

“You hunted me down?! Can’t you give me one moment of happiness?! Killing me wasn’t enough, you had to ruin what good I’m doing here too?!”

It was fierce rage, a dark skinned hand wrapping around and squeezing Kazuma’s windpipe. Tentacles emanating from her arm as if ready to strangle what air was left.

“D-didn’t COUGH kn-now you were a-alive! HcK Let al-ck-lone h-here!” Kazuma choked, struggling to find any breath to defend himself.

Cloud tried to help, slamming his blonde hair into her red dress, but the woman just batted him away. Running a hand through her black and red hair before talking a little more composed to Kazuma.

“You expect me to believe that? After what you did to me at the Crimson Demon village?” Sylvia hissed. Tightening her hold on his neck ever so slightly and making his eyes bug out while his face went blue.

We were about to run in and save him, but someone else beat us to it.

“Chief Sylvia! You promised no killing!” Shouted the red-headed Lamia in distress.

The other chiming in with a nod, “We’ll never join their society if there are skeletons in our closet!”

Sylvia clicked her tongue, rage still apparent on her face but loosening her grip slightly, “This one’s different. Give him a chance and he’ll destroy our whole village… after ripping your heart in two.” She seemed extra upset during that final line.

“We still need to find the one for you though.” said an older looking wise kobold woman who had joined the commotion. “And perhaps the lad was telling the truth.”

With a deep growl, the tall woman threw Kazuma to the ground hard. The beautiful boy landing with a thud next to Cloud while he gasped for air.

Sylvia was looking elsewhere though. Lots of elsewheres. Her eyes looking all around until she… “Oh fuck.”

“BIND!” She roared, her hand snapping upwards towards us before two tentacles of hers left her body and shot towards us. We were too surprised that she’d found us to do anything but be entangled by her thief spell. With lots of complaints from Aqua (and a few moans from me) we were dragged into the forest light and the many eyes of the inhabitants of the village. Sylvia presented us to the crowd, “If he was telling the truth then why are his companions skulking in the bushes?!”

“Y-you kidnapped our friends!” I defended, my body upside down and panting in Sylvia’s tentacle grip. “And now you plan to keep us tied up as slaves don’t you?! Well I’ll take it all if you let everyone else go!”

“Darkness!” Kazuma growled in anger, “Not helping!”

Sylvia ignored me, instead looking around the environment again. “Where’s the last one? If I even get a smell of explosion magic I swear I’ll execute every single one of you.”

Perhaps we could use our lack of Megumin to our advantage here. Use the threat of her destructive capabilities to make a clean getaway…

“She’s not here! She’s back home in her village!” Aqua declared, ruining my half plan instantly, “The one that YOU tried to destroy might I add! Damn Demon King General scum!!”

The tentacles surrounding me and Aqua suddenly tightened hard. Spreading further over our bodies… including our mouths. Meaning I couldn’t use the earrings anymore. Aqua’s captor snarled in her face. “So I let my guard down and you shoot me again?! You expect me to believe that you blue haired b-?!”

“Sylvia.” Kazuma’s serious voice suddenly cut through. He’d already gotten to his feet and was staring down the huge woman. “We were sent by the guild to investigate what’s been going on around here. They know exactly where to find us, so even though Megumin ISN’T here right now, there’ll be far more adventurers than just her if you kill us.”

Sylvia kept her eyes trained on him. Sizing him up. Mine and Aqua’s bodies writhing from the tight confines they were trapped in.

Thunk! Thunk!

Our breath returned quickly as we landed on the floor. Kazuma bending down to check on us, even with all of our bindings still in place.

“You talk a good game as usual, Kazuma. But pray tell, what’s to stop you from leaving this place and bringing said adventurers back with you next time?”

“Your two sexy Lamias said they needed me to save this place.” Kazuma retorted, a blush on the redheaded snake forming, “Maybe we won’t need to do any of that if you tell us what you need. If sexy babes are in danger I don’t care what the problem is, I’ll be there to help!”

Gratitude seemed to emanate from the crown even with Kazuma’s slightly less than noble intentions. Though, unfortunately, Sylvia was still unconvinced.

“Sylvia-san, normally you’d at least be willing to answer our questions, right?”

“Yes, obviously.” She snapped back, folding her arms under her massively delicious rack in frustration. “What answers do you seek?”

Aqua sat up, “Ooh! I got one! How are you even alive?”

“Pft. You think that punk Vanir is the only one with measures to avoid death?” She scoffed, “I am a Chimera, you plebeian. After Kazuma broke my heart and shot me through the stomach, my body was indeed in ruins. But my loyal kobold subjects dragged me to safety.” She gestured to the ones who had been in the tents, cheering at their place in the story and waving a ‘Sylvia’ brand banner. “With my powers, we had just enough backup genetic material for me to absorb to become whole again.”

Kazuma looked slowly disturbed as he spoke in a gradual and slightly horrified way, "When... you... say... backup... genetic... material..."

“It was a bevy of any parts my minions could spare.” She replied, staring at a dancing tentacle that had formed in her hand. “All of it was useful. From loose teeth to drops of blood. Though the true source was…”

A kobold cheered out, “Most of us just jizzed on her!”

Sylvia's dark face twisted into a brilliant teeth-gleaming smile before she threw her head back in perfect villainous laughter, those immense dark titties jiggling maniacally, "YES!! My unswervingly true minions provided me, their lovely sovereign, every last bit of backed up virile male reproductive genes I required to survive, to revive, to-, yes, -reconstitute myself! I am the Chimera Queen! Yes! Ahahaha!”

My relentlessly perverted and utterly sinful imagination filled my brain with the image of a disgusting host of orcs, goblins, and kobolds furiously masturbating onto Sylvia's corpse and somehow managing to resurrect her very being with ropey blasts of monstrous seed, thick chunk-laden threads, engorged with proteins and thick nasty goblinoid reproductive nutrients, and... well.. you get the picture.

No thank you. No. Thank you, Sylvia.

"Well, that certainly explains some things." Kazuma sighed with a pained expression upon his face, “So what’s your plan? Is the Demon King going after the Crimson Demon’s again?”

“My contract with the Demon King is over.” Sylvia replied bluntly, frowning at our shocked gasps. “It’s hardly a surprise. My utter failure to capture that accursed village was only compounded by how close I got. I assume the Demon King has no use for me anymore.”

“You assume?” I asked.

“There’s a strict policy of only hiring one’s current life. If any of us die, even if we are resurrected, our contracts become null in void and we need to redo the deal. Something about having to prove ourselves again if we failed in battle.” She sighed while fiddling with her hair. “But it’s no matter. My allegiances never truly aligned with that maniacal menace anyway. He offered me power and, at the time, that’s what I wanted.

“As for why I am here, after you killed me and I was cast from the Demon King’s army, I felt anger. I desired revenge over all else. But the Crimson Demons were too strong for me, and even hunting you all down felt like it could end in disaster. Especially with that blasted Wiz and Vanir watching over you. I knew I needed to develop my own skills before taking you on. Which is why I reclused to these woods to train myself.”

We all turned to Cloud, indicating it was his turn to ask a question. “Oh! Uh, what’s with the village of monsters then?”

“You mean political outcasts?” Sylvia growled, “I happened upon this small village when I was searching for new genetic code to copy. Many species of monster, driven to near extinction by you selfish adventurers, with your carnal blood lusts and explosion fetishes. When I found them they were barely scraping by. All the males of their packs were long dead, leaving this handful of women alone. My ‘goal’ here is to protect these poor lost souls and hopefully… help them find their place in the world.”

I tilted my head, “A place?”

“There’s a way for us to join humans in society!” Chirped the redheaded Lamia. “We heard that there’s a bunch of Succubae running around Axel now! All because they’re living peacefully under a Harem Knight!”

“We wish for something similar to happen for us. A chance for us to not be simple quests on a guild board, but full fledged members of a town.” The purple haired one joined in.

“With a chance to get some good beer again!” The zombie girl cheered out, earning a symphony of agreements from the crowd.

“And find ourselves boyfriends!” The slime girl joined in next, again earning a wave of cheers.

“And visit the Succubus Cafe!” Shouted a kobold, joined by the rest of the kobolds.

“Waitwaitwaitwait.” Kazuma interrupted their fervent discussion, “Can we take a minute here to process the fact that this crazy situation is basically monster-girl spank-bank material? We’ve had some weird situations before, hell I still have scars from all the times Aqua had me beat up something I didn’t really understand, but nothing like this!”

There was another wash of noise over the crowd, but this time it was hushed whispers. The faun that was still in the low hanging tree with the harpy shuffled forward slightly, “‘Spank-bank’? Sir… d-do you find us attractive?”

“Yes.” He replied instantly, earning some more hushed gasps. “Wait, I thought we all did, don’t we all find them attractive?”

Kazuma turned to Cloud who was slightly cringing back at him, “...dude, are you into beasts and things?”

“When their tits are as big as my head, yeah I’m into it.” He replied, jutting his head over to the ogre girl behind him. The dark skinned giant squeaking with a blush. “Don’t be racist, hot girls are hot girls.”

Cloud frowned back before turning to me. “What about you two?”

“I’m with Kazuma, these women look very nice and if they’re struggling then I don’t mind trying to help them.”

“They don’t smell like demons either.” Aqua happily chimed in, “My mind keeps imagining licking the snake lady’s boobies, or kissing the water girl. Darkness, am I a perverted NEET now?” The drool on her chin answered better than I ever could.

The hushed whispers were sounding more excited now. All the girls were seemingly surprised that three of us found them attractive, some even waving flirtatiously at us now that they knew there was desire there.

Sylvia was having none of it.

“Don’t let him tempt you with flirtatious WORDS my tribe!” She hissed, anger flowing out of every word she spat at him. “I’m done answering questions! I may not be able to hurt you, but I can humiliate you!”

Before anyone could say otherwise, Sylvia once more grew her long brown tentacles to wrap Kazuma up tight in a single snap.

“What are you doing to him?!” I screamed while he was dragged towards her.

Though she’d said ‘no more questions’, the normality still compelled her to answer. “As a Chimera, my powers let me absorb information and convert it to an object I can use. Organic or artificial, living or dead, if I wished it I could become it. ” She showcased this by changing her hand into a knife and dragging it along Kazuma’s scared cheek. “It made my defensive capabilities incredible, but as an offensive tool it was often lacking. Only so much you can do with a knife for a hand.” It quickly morphed back to her brown skin making Kazuma sigh a little in relief. “So I developed a new skill, one which could change the external rather than the internal. A way to scan an object and have its information stored within me, then be able to add it to anyone or anything I want. Not just affecting my body, but any body. Now my dear Kazuma, your fascination with my breasts was apparent, perhaps you’d prefer…”

Suddenly Kazuma’s chest bubbled and morphed, expanding outwards instantly and changing color to become… a large pair of brown bosoms!

“If you had them instead!”

Kazuma cried in fear, looking down at his new chest implants with confusion. The size and shape were unmistakingly Sylvia’s, with dark skin and darker areolas, and the first time we were seeing them fully uncovered by her red dress.

“Kazuma! It’s okay! We’ll get you the lactation potion soon!” Aqua tried, in her own special way, to sound reassuring. Though the drool she was spreading didn’t help.

“Aww, don’t like it? Perhaps you’d prefer something with a bit more color?” She teased, then his new chest balloons morphed into the same green tits we saw on Stane earlier. “Not a fan of ogre breasts either? How about slime? Or minotaur? Don’t tell me you want a pair of zombie breasts?”

Though the situation of Kazuma with many different styles of breasts was fascinating and somewhat arousing, he didn’t seem happy and I hate when that happens. Under my breath I quickly whispered, “Normally Sylvia much prefers how Kazuma originally looked and refuses to change him.”

His chest finally returned to its usual look: minimal hair and muscle, just how I loved it. Kazuma sighed in relief… but Sylvia’s reaction was far more interesting. She traced her hand over where the breasts had been. Looking almost fascinated by how his pecs looked. Though she quickly shook herself out of it. “If I can’t humiliate you that way, I’ll have to figure out something else…”

“Um, Miss Sylvia.” The red lamia spoke up, waving at her chief when she turned to her, “We did bring these guys here for, you know, the ritual?”

Sylvia grinned, her smile widening, showing off her sharp, sharky teeth, “Ahh, an excellent idea my lovely Luminara. There’s no way that this little wimp could survive our trial.”

A wave of excitement grew through the monsters. Though this time it felt a little less happy and a little more… bloodthirsty.

“What is the trial? Is this what you’ve been kidnapping people for?”

Sylvia waved her long dark arms about and the crowd settled down, the diffident seeming minotaur girl with the undersides of her gratuitous huge breasts in full view below the loose dark crop-top she wore, lowering her massive curved horns and gazing bashfully as she managed to remark, "The ritual is our way to find a human who can become our joint Chief with Sylvia. That’s why we kidnapped all those other men. We want to find the perfect partner for her to show that a human and a monster can become lovers, and maybe there’s no reason to fear us.”

“But this will not be a simple contest.” The slime girl hummed ominously. “No one’s managed to win so far…”

After a fearful look between the four of us the monsters continued. “You’ll go through five trials.” Said the purple lamia, reciting the words as if they’d all practiced this speech. “You’ll be sent into the forest and have four deadly battles with our inhabitants before you have to survive a round with the chief back here in the village.”

The red lamia nodded, “And you’re naked because you humans never gave us any tools before you hunted us down either.”

Huh.

I really thought this would be a sex thing.

“The quest said your victims were ‘left satisfied.’” Cloud pointed out. “Did you just pick up masochists or some shit?”

Sylvia once more raised the two men up with her tentacles, scratching Cloud’s chin to respond, “If you lose our ritual, your bodies become mine as forfeit. And I LOVE to play with my food. So many experiments to run with these new powers…” She chuckled considering the spiky blonde as he floated, “...perhaps you’d look fetching with a kobold cock, or a harpy’s breasts…”

“Sylvia-sama is very focused on genitals.” explained the frog girl matter-of-factly. Making Sylvia blush with the lack of tact.

“Shush Lily!” Sylvia hissed, folding her arms over her belly in a sulky way, mumbling out, “...they’re just the funnest to see human’s react to. You all made me promise not to kill them so having them orgasm with new genitals before wiping their memory is my last morsel of entertainment...”

Kazuma just laughed a little, “Yeah, I bet ya big perv.”

The large woman huffed before shaking herself out of it and dragging the two men over to a lineup of four of the monsters.

“These will be your opponents!” Sylvia declared, trying to return to hyping up her team with her grand speech. “You won’t know which of these girls will be following you into the forest! You might have to outmanoeuvre a slippery lamia! Perhaps you’ll need to be craftier than our slime! Or be tougher than our zombie! If you’re truly unlucky you’ll have to overpower the mighty minotaur!”

All the monsters looked ready to bring their all. Muscles were flexing, tongues were flicking, knuckles cracking, blades sharpening…

Yeah, if I don’t do something Kazuma’s definitely going to lose.

Quietly once more I mumbled. “It’s normal that this ritual is all sexual.”

“As I was saying: You might have to out-seduce our slippery lamias! Perform cunnilingus on our slime! Perhaps titfucking our zombie will bring you your quest! Or if you’re lucky, you’ll get to breed the mighty minotaur!”

Phew, that’s better.

The girl’s all looked like they were surprised, yet weirded out at why they were surprised as well. Like they knew it was normal but had never really experienced it before and were feeling nervous. Bloodthirsty grins morphing into excited awkward smiles.

“This is my kinda ritual.” Kazuma grinned happily, making some of the girls seem a little more into it.

“Not mine.” Cloud whined, giving an unimpressed look over to Sylvia. “Couldn’t you just get any random human to be your husband or whatever? Why go through all this ritual stuff?”

The crowd seemed to deflate a little, except for Sylvia who just huffed back at him. A kobold leaned in close to the floating pair to explain, “Truthfully, Sylvia-sama has had this plan for ages but only recently since the Succubae joined Axel’s denizens have we started to believe she has a point. As for why she hasn’t chosen one yet… well, she’s very picky.”

“I simply wish to find someone worthy of the position!” Sylvia hissed, hands clenching angrily in her crossed arms. “If we walk into town with any weak willed man they’ll know that we simply kidnapped the first nobody who we found!”

Another kobold piped up, “Yeah, there was that Warlock she tried to tame a couple of months ago! We don’t know why she chose him but we thought he might be the one.”

A brawny orc spoke up, "He was weak. Released his seed after a mere handful of seconds inside the Chief's hole! It would've been better to send that man to the true Void than let his seed come to life within the Chief!"

As I revelled once more in the earrings ability to change history, Sylvia agreed loudly, looking like she was making a rousing speech as the two she had captured waved around above her. “We NEED a STUD! A real alpha who will prove that we can all be tamed easily! To show others we mean no harm! Someone that can take control of an entire army of loyal followers and stand beside his partner! One that will stroke my hair after a long day, give me a hug, and make me feel safe while he tells me how pretty I am… erk!”

She flinched at everyone giving her low hanging eyes.

“SH-SHUT UP!!” She barked while stomping her foot. “Just because I want to be with someone who treats me right doesn’t mean I’m wrong! Now begin the ritual chant!”

The blushing chief stamped her foot angrily. While her threatening aura was lacking, the group still followed orders. Strange words grunting out of their mouths, a rhythm began to build as they slammed feet into ground or beat hands into chests to match the words being said. It grew loud in intensity, and with more confidence in her step Sylvia walked the two over to the edge of the forest.

“Once I let you two go I’m going to make Saffron, our dryad, close the border behind you!” She explained over the chants. “Soon after I’ll be sending in eight girls! Once one of you have beaten four of them then you will have a chance to satisfy me! If you don’t manage to, or you try to run away, I’ll be permanently changing your friends into sexless blanks!” Kazuma reacted a little more to that than he had been, looking back at the two of us worriedly.

“WHAT?!” Aqua shouted right in my ear, “But Kazuma likes my vagina and boobies the best!”

But the outburst was lost to the incredibly loud chanting. The tempo of which was now feverishly quick, I wanted to shout out Kazuma’s name but it went nowhere in the chaotic noise.

Sylvia readied their bodies. A grin on her sadistic face.

“Now you worthless humans… BEGIN!”


Once Sylvia’s endlessly creepy tentacles shot back out of the area like giant rubber bands, Kazuma and Cloud were left on their backs amongst a plethora of shrubbery. The bright sun that had been beaming down from the open space of the village suddenly vanished from their faces, a wall of vines and branches grew incredibly quickly to form a wall behind them.

The noise of the forest took over, no more monster girls talking or chanting. Now there was only the two men.

One of them got to their feet immediately and began rubbing their hands. “Okay! Let’s form a plan before we begin, shall we? I’m thinking I want to try the red Lamia and the Minotaur, but I’m willing to share if you have your eyes on her too.”

The other one just stayed on his back. “What’s the point…”

“Hm?”

“Just take all eight of them… I’m no good to seduce anyone anymore.” He sighed, arms splayed out amongst the leaves. “I should just forfeit now and save everyone the trouble.”

Kazuma frowned, not expecting to hear this kind of dejected depression from his brother in sexual arms. He squatted down to the side of the lad before taking a deep sigh.

“You know Cloud… I get it. After everything that’s happened, I feel that I too am getting tired of all the sex…”

The blonde gasped as he sat up. “R-really?”

Kazuma gave small nods, leaning in slowly to Cloud’s face…

NO!!!” He bellowed in his face, “It’s fucking SEX! It feels FANTASTIC! Get your goddamn head in the game idiot, we’re living the dream! A whole village of hotties want us to save them with our dicks!”

Cloud put a finger in his ringing ear. “Yeah, well, my dick’s just not as long lasting as that thing.” He gestured to Kazuma’s monster which was giving off an intimidating presence even soft, the loaf-like extension dangling between the other young man’s squatting thighs, the glossy glans like a fat apple as it squashed aside a tuft of grass, “I got, like, one more in me before I’ll be shooting out air from my nuts.”

“Dude.” Intoned Kazuma with feeling, “Did you join this harem or not? You’re a badass level-whatever warrior, right? How’d you get there? You levelled up, right? Now it’s time to boost your sex-stats and gain some EXP! Do you realize how many banging-ass sluts Darkness is going to be adding to the harem-HAS already added to the harem?! I'm gonna need some help! I may have a huge dick that makes yours look like a chopstick, but dicks are graded on a scale, man! I'm kind of a freak. Where I come from that tool of yours would be a true BWC!"

"BWC?" asked Cloud warily.

Kazuma smirked, "Big White Cock. Where I come from, a pretty-boy muscle-head gaijin like you would have to beat girls off with a stick.” He got to his feet and stroked his chin, pacing back and forth in the underbrush as he thought about something. “Hmm, okay, maybe we can use this. Sylvia said that as soon as four girls are seduced or whatever then one of us can challenge her. If you can run backup for me then keep the other four busy we should be able to get through this.”

“That works for me.” Cloud agreed, standing up again. “What’s the plan?”

“I’m so glad you asked.”


Back with me and Aqua I pondered our predicament. I should be feeling more worried since I just lost sight of Kazuma again in the last thirty minutes… but he was in his element now. Just him, his penis, and a sea of girls to conquer. It also felt like… we were doing it for a good cause for once. If we do end up taking these girls under our wing I’d definitely try and give them a better life in Axel, like I have for the Succubae. They were in good hands, both with me and the world’s greatest lover that they’d pushed into the forest.

There is also a chance that if I anger them they’ll turn as beastial as the Succubae were, then no more normalities. Perhaps playing along with the strange game will let me control it more from behind the scenes. Like when I was directing my fantasies.

Aqua politely stood by as she looked between me and the others. “Wanna go watch?”

“...yes.”

Chapter 47: Forest Invasion Part 3: Snakey Surprise

Summary:

Written with Cross C

The ritual begins for our daring duo.

Chapter Text

Me and Aqua (still wrapped in Sylvia’s strange brown tentacles) quickly hurried over through the small village to where the rest of the monsters had gone.

It was just to where all the tents were, mostly still housing their various kobolds and orcs who had returned to their homes. All of them arranged to be facing towards the path in the middle, though at the end of that path we also found there was a large chair for Sylvia to sit on.

Assumedly this was the chief’s ‘throne’, though it was a pale comparison to Xara’s. This almost looked more like it was large to simply hold her form rather than to exude superiority. Though maybe if she was sitting in it currently I’d have a different opinion.

“I can’t wait to see this hunt!” One kobold said to its friend sitting in the next tent.

“I know! We should be kidnapping more humans if we get to watch such a sexy event!”

My eyes scanned the entire area for Kazuma, but he was nowhere to be seen. How were they going to view this hunt?

“Svobena!” Sylvia suddenly called out, from another part of the village. A hammering of hand onto wood accompanying her shout. “Get your ass out here already! We need you!”

“Chiiieeefff…” The assumed Svobena groaned in response, “It’s too eearrrllyyy… can’t I go back to bed?”

“No. Get out here and do your thing.”

The dark skinned giantess returned to the main area and strutted down the path to her throne. Plodding behind her with bleary and tired eyes… was a creature I’d only read about in legends.

Dressed in only a single loose black shirt and a thong was a purple skinned woman. Her body was nicely shaped with a good amount of cleavage struggling against the shirt buttons, though it seemed that could be because she didn’t put it on properly. A yawn went across her pleasant features and as she stretched her body… well, all her tentacles were stretched out as well. And though there is a natural reaction to feeling the need to yawn when you see one, the wave of yawns that surrounded her was very unnatural to most (though probably not unnatural for a mind flayer.)

She practically tripped over Aqua when she approached, not seeing either of us through her mostly shut eyelids. “Oh, sorry.” She yawned again before actually seeing us with her eyes. “Hmm, what did you want again chief? Me to mind wipe these two or somethin?”

We jumped back in fear at the now glowing tentacles aimed at us, but thankfully Sylvia’s mercy kept her at bay. “No, we just need you to show us the current bout in the forest.”

“Kay.” She shrugged and continued to the center of the path. The two of us retreat to near Sylvia as hopefully safe prisoners. Sitting down just to the side of her large chair on the small wooden platform it was resting on.

After a quick moment where she stood in place silently (part of me thought she’d gone back to sleep) Svobena started glowing pink, eyes alive with electric energy, before raising her hands to the sky.

In a moment the tree line was taken away and replaced by something magnificent!

Above the village was a large, strange, pink rectangle. Fuzzy symbols began appearing inside of it that seemed to flow and morph. No one was as shocked as me and Aqua at the bright shiny rectangle, all seeming quite natural to the group of monsters surrounding us. “What’s happening?” I asked no one in particular, though Syvlia appeared to still be compelled to answer.

“Svobena is a mind flayer. She has amazing psychic abilities and is SUPPOSED to be using them to make sure that our village isn’t attacked.” She huffed, earning a middle finger back from the girl.

“She can use her power to see through the eyes of insects and plants to show us what is happening outside the village. Whenever there’s a ritual we use her powers to project these images above us so we can all watch and judge the prospective leader.”

“Wow! Like a TV!” Aqua beamed, though I had no idea what a Tinder Viper had to do with this. “Man, I missed TV. When are you gonna show the Kazuma channel?”

“It’s supposed to…” Svobena said, sounding like she was struggling. “But… I’m getting some heavy interference…”

There was a slight grainy image of naked Kazuma and Cloud chatting it out in the woods for a brief second before the grain seemed to eat the remainder of what was there. A new and different image was trying to get through, soon strong enough to show that the picture was instead…


Well it was still Kazuma up there.

But now, instead of a forest with another man, it was him on a bed surrounded by a sea of pregnant women that he had conquered himself. He had a sadistic grin on his face while he lay on Sena’s lap who stroked his hair, fingering both Lillith and Chris, while Sylvia jumped on his lap. His friends, enemies, monster girls, succubae, they were all there and chanting his name.
It was painfully familiar because I’d just been fantasizing about it.

“SORRY!” I wailed, getting a confused look from the various denizens. “That’s me! Sorry! I’ll try and tone down my mind, sorry…”

Sylvia looked down at me with an annoyed, but also fairly red, face.

“Phwehehehe! Kazuma’s gonna have sooo many kids!” Aqua giggled to herself. “I wonder if he’ll have to pay all the mother’s alimony! Pahahaha!”

To distract from my shame, the screen mercifully removed my fantasy and quickly showed what was actually happening:


Thick tree trunks and the varied bushes and ferns slipped past them as the lamia duo slithered quickly through the forest after their prey.

Luminara’s cute face was lit up with a constant grin as she smoothly slid through the thick leafy vegetation, her forked tongue striking out to taste the air, “This way!”

She cast out her arm though Chiana didn’t need the direction, her own flicking tongue easily tasting the scent of man-flesh, sweat, and musk-soaked genitals. She remained silent as she followed her more happy-go-lucky and exuberant partner.

It always made sense to let Luminara lead the way, flush out their quarry while Chiana lay in wait, ready to pounce and take it away from her.

“We just need to twine them up and keep them cummin’ and win for the Chief!”

Luminara's smile was toothy and brilliant, "That sounds like the funnest thing ever! Did you see that one's schlong?! It looked as big as the Chief's!"

The two of them burst into a clearing where they found both nude humans hunched over upon the grassy ground, Chiana’s tail flicking with delight at being able to smell the arousal that the two humans emitted.

Luminara coiled around the supine humans to take a good view of their prizes, bending down low and flickering her tongue across their exposed skin, her bright red hair flowing wildly down around her impudent face as she met Chiana's eyes, "They are truly tasty... I think I'm going to keep them."

"But why are they asleep?" asked Chiana as she settled back upon her serpentine corkscrew, bouncing in place.

A muscular pair of arms appeared wrapped around her torso to stop her from moving, a rough voice spoke into her ear. "Don’t move, Honey Bee.”

Both masculine forms upon the ground faded from view even as Luminara crooned out in alarm as a more slender pair of arms enveloped her waist, pulling her into a tight embrace from behind, “Hey! Stop it!!” she shrieked as she tried desperately to struggle free. “Let me-” Her words were cut off by a soft nuzzling kiss that came against the side of her neck as well as the big ol' cock grinding against her scaley backside.

“Sshhh, it’s okay. I won’t hurt you.” A hot breath hissed against Luminara’s ear. Her body failing to respond to the erotic attack, her heart reacting more than her brain as sweet words were coupled by expert hands and a thick slab of meat. “God, snake girls are so fucking hot. Once this is all over I’ll enjoy you properly, but for now I can’t afford to be overwhelmed by your friends.”
“W-what are you going to do to me?”

He chuckled in her ear. Strangely dexterous fingers began crawling down her belly until they found the hem of her skirt, diving inside before retrieving a copious amount of liquid from inside. “Good, this place is already hot and ready for me.” He said while returning his hand to her insides. “Darkness gave me this new skill… lets me pick any part of a girl to make as sensitive as her pussy. Of course, that’s so broad that it could apply to… a girl’s entire tail.”

The red snake girl’s eyes had but a moment to go wide before her world was suddenly rocked. Leaves, twigs, branches, Kazuma’s cock… they were all suddenly making her body explode with sensations. Her animal instincts tried to move her tail to a safer spot but moving just made it worse. Half her body was now as sensitive as her pussy, and the more the sensation grew the more her pussy was pleasured and the cycle began again. She screamed out, her whole body thrashing around with Kazuma riding the sexy red snake for dear life.

“What did you do to her?!” Chiana growled, unable to move Cloud from his grapple even while her tail squeezed his abdomen. “Let me go!”

The ride finally stopped with the snake’s body pinned to the floor and her tail elevated away from the ground. She was panting, sweaty, and exhausted already, with the human on top of her grinning evilly at the girl. His own python resting on her stomach and catching the underneath of her top to poke between her under-cleavage.


“Impressive.” Sylvia admitted, fingers thrumming against her throne as she stared at the display above us. “But all he’s managed to do is make Luminara hot and bothered. As soon as his spell wears off she’ll be able to take control again.”

Did I ever put a time limit on that spell? I have no idea if the earrings make those additional rules or if it’s tied to Kazuma’s magic or something. Either way. “Sure, but normally whenever Kazuma makes a girl hot it severely increases their desire to fuck him.”


“A-are we going to do it now?” Luminara whimpered, her red face nearly matching her hair. “I think I really wanna fuck you now, sir.”

Chiana called out to stop Kazuma’s growing grin. “Wait! We should attack him together!” She struggled, getting so far as only having her tail still held on by Cloud. “We stand a better chance that way!”

“Don’t worry, you’ll be next.” Kazuma sneered triumphantly, holding out his arm that appeared to be wrapped in vines before calling out. “Bind!” The green rope quickly wrapping around the purple snake to stop her in her tracks.

Cloud grasped her and guided her to the ground, stepping somewhat awkwardly as he maneuvered her into her back and squatted atop her abdomen, his dangling balls jostled by her fitful squirms.

Kazuma grinned at his companion before he drew himself down his own lamia's supine form, letting his cockhead drag upon her smooth abdomen leaving a messy trail of pre along the path before carefully angling it underneath the silky pink fringe of her skirt. He gasped when his glans found a hot puddle of juices and the oh so familiar feel of plush vulva against his tip. Thrusting with his hips he flipped her skirt up over her loose belt with his dick and pulled back to take a look at her sex. In the middle of that torso width serpent tail of ruby and coral was her pretty pussy, the slit of her folds within a small pool of her arousal just waiting to be plundered.

"Oh, talk about a wet pussy! I'm so gonna enjoy this!" he crowed even as he stuck his ass in the air and dangled his veiny monstrosity over her submerged opening like he was about to drill deep for oil.

She squirmed sensuously underneath him, long serpentine body flowing upon the ground yet she managed to keep her awaiting snatch right in place, her mouth hanging open as she stared, "Oooh! Put it in… put it in….fuck me…fuck me, please!"

He drew out the anticipation, letting the very tip nudge across her liquid covered lips, knowing that his piss-slit was already leaking a continual flow of precum into that pool. No doubt more than a few of his swimmers had already taken the dive on their quest to conquer her eggs. As Luminara continued to squirm and whine between his legs, he glanced over to see Cloud had finally gotten into the game.

The purple lamia was half twisted into her side as she lay upon the grass as she seemed to be watching what Kazuma was doing to her partner with fascination while the naked Cloud straddled her tail just past her wide hips. He had her dress up past the point where her scales became skin and had his hand at her own no doubt pussy-juice catching cooch.

Kazuma’s own lamia’s scaled groove was very quickly spread open wide as his hips descended, driving his mammoth prick seemingly straight down into her. He went slow but he didn't stop at all. She was a big girl. A lot of these sexy monster girls were. Almost perfectly built for a guy like him.

Without hassle, he sank deeper and deeper inside of her, feeling her fluids shift around him. Kazuma drove every last inch of his fat cock inside, her wet cuntflesh parting for him until he'd smashed the front of us sac into that scaled groove wetly causing the little pool of pussy juice to splash out across the rest of his nuts and pubic hair.

Luminara had moaned and gasped and writhed the entire time he'd been penetrating her, now as he straddled her serpent half, she propped herself up upon her elbows as she stared down at the base of his prick splitting her open, "Wha- tha-that huge thing is… inside me!"

"First time?" He asked sympathetically, receiving a quick nod from the girl biting her lip, “Hell yeah. I’ll try to make it really special for you.” Then he pulled all the way out until just his glans was inside before driving all the way back in to start a metronome-paced pistoning action. The lack of legs made fucking her a little more interesting for the novelty even as it made the motion more efficient without worry about where her lower limbs were going to be amongst his own. It honestly gave off the impression of drilling a hug pillow almost, at least in the mechanics. Luminara was very much a wet and yielding, gasping, moaning, laughing excitedly participant in the act.


Aqua and I watched along with Sylvia and the rest of the village as Kazuma left all subtlety aside and just power-fucked the shit out of that lucky lamia. All laid out upon the ground the beautiful pink monster-girl was easily twice Kazuma's size with all that tail but she was completely in his power as he remained attached to her midsection like a limpet, humping atop her constantly and driving that great big shaft into her with a mindless devotion like I'd just told him to jerk off with Luminara's hole. Her tail was thrashing about now, which only served to stimulate her pussy more as it broke branches and destroyed bushes.

The sounds she was making as he fucked her sent chills down my spine. Kazuma was definitely one of the most skilled men I knew, and the amount of passion that he poured into fucking this lamia, not to mention the fact that he was actually being gentle enough not to hurt her, made it really clear why I loved him so much.

Nearby Cloud was having more than a bit of trouble with the purple lamia, Chiana. It was perfectly clear that he and I shared a propensity for putting all of our skill points in one area to our detriment. Whereas I'd overindulged in defense to beggar my attack, he'd clearly gone all in on combat and left his sexual skills to languish.

He was scrabbling down on the ground with Chiana who, while still bound in place by Kazuma's spell, had thoroughly captured Cloud with her serpentine tail. I... actually wasn't sure what they were trying to accomplish as they struggled, the naked blonde was… quite the captivating sight all covered in glistening sweat, his muscles bulging even as the lamia's pale purple almost a translucent blue tail writhed and coiled about him.

After a few moments of staring at them, I realized that Cloud was attempting to keep his groin away from Chiana's head even as one of his hands attempted to find her pussy which she seemed to easily block with the fat bulk of one part of her serpentine body. The blonde grunted out curses between clenched teeth as he fought the grip of his tail, trying desperately to reach the slick wetness beneath it even as one of Chiana's hands pumped at his member.

Despite his best efforts, his body was being wrenched around ever closer to her face, his crack and the pale globes of his well-muscled buttocks peeking out between two thick scaled coils. He seemed to shudder as Chiana’s tongue branched out and ran along the side of his dick which… didn’t actually look that hard.

Oh it had much of its full length, it just looked a bit… floppy?

“You think me so unattractive that you cannot even grow hard?” She hissed, rage making her eyes glow red slightly.

He gasped out a little at the squeezing coils, “M-more like in the twenty two hours I’ve known these guys, you’re the f-fifteenth woman I’m going to be with…” He groaned, “Some of us aren’t 95% cum.”

“So?" she took his scrotum into one hand, kneading the contents carefully at first before squeezing painfully, "That's your purpose as a male, isn't it? To inseminate, to breed the females of the tribe, to produce babies and grow our numbers?

Cloud gritted his teeth through the ache in his balls as she switched to tugging at his currently uncooperative member, "But fifteen women?!"

Chiana sniffed, "A proper breeding orgy involves as many as fifty females and even an average male of my kind would see at least sixty percent impregnated by the end and that after only three or four hours... twenty-two, you said? hmmph!"

He grumbled even as he half-heartedly fingered her weird overly wet snake pussy, "It wasn't twenty-two hours straight..."

She just shook her head at him. An annoyed hiss escaping her mouth accompanied with vague notions of ‘eggs’ and ‘duties’. Though that could be because of the difference in speed between Cloud’s fingers and Kazuma’s entire body nearby.

“MWAHAHA!” He roared over the pleasured squeals of the lamia in his arms. “Let me show you what we do with cute snake girls who want to be fucked by a Harem Knight!”


Suddenly the mood in the village dropped.

Gasps and shock now spiraling in where arousal had been. Sylvia’s fingers crunched a hand shaped hole into her chair’s armrest as she sat up and spun her body around to intensely glare down at us.

“You’re Harem Knights?!” She hissed, rage spitting out of every syllable.
I blinked back at her, “D-did it not come up?”

No.

She didn’t stand up straight away, instead staring up at Kazuma’s screen with conflict in her face.
“If Kazuma’s a Harem Knight then he has a chance to win this…” She mumbled, scratching her chin to the man pistoning into the snake. “Perhaps I need to interfere before I get my killer as my lover…”

This was quickly becoming a war on two fronts. Though I appreciate the complete dismissal of me, she dares attempt to mess with him when I’M here?!

“Normally anyone watching Kazuma perform has a high desire to masturbate.”

“That is, after I stroke one out of course.” Sylvia finished before lifting her skirt and presenting her lovely panties to the village. Intense eyes kept their glare at the Harem Knight pumping away into Luminara, but now her large fingers were playing with a moistened slit to the same rhythm. Thoughts of sabotage leaking out of her as new masturbatory desires seeped into her brain.

But if Sylvia was in any way shameful of her act, she wasn’t showing it. But perhaps it was because no eyes were on her. I looked around the village to the many kobolds and orcs who were still staring up to the screen but were shuffling their hands as well. With the noises and moans they were making it wasn’t hard to guess what they were thinking about.

“Hey Hix, do you think all humans have dicks like that?” Asked one kobold to another.

An annoyed Hix responded, “There’s literally a human right there struggling with a smaller one.”

“Oh yeah.” laughed the brighter dispositioned monster, “Finally a character I can relate to! …though the other one’s more fun to watch.”

It certainly is fascinating watching those around me be so easily swayed into one of my fantasies of a group circle jerk. Even the one controlling the screen was now having trouble concentrating as purple tentacles teased mind flayer clit. A steady stream of juice leaking down this psychic cutie.

“Darknesssss!” Aqua whined, spinning around in a circle in the dirt, “I have a really bad itch that I can’t scratch! Being a prisoner sucks!”

Aw, poor goddess. I sometimes forget how easily she succumbs to the earrings. Luckily I have defenses, if I look up to the screen I oh no. “S-Sylvia-san? I don’t suppose you’d mind untie-”
“Shut up. I can’t hear.”

I whined at the callous disregard to my feelings, squeezing my legs tighter together to try and shut my own itch up a little. Rubbing my thighs against my armor to try and make some purchase… to try and masturbate just a little to Kazuma railing that sexy sexy snake.

Chapter 48: Forest Invasion Part 4: Mo' Monsters, Mo' Problems

Summary:

Written with Cross C.

Darkness helps out.

Chapter Text

The expression on Luminara's face was one of complete whorish bliss as she lazily whispered breathy declarations of love for Kazuma as she just lay there luxuriating in the entirely new and immensely satisfying experience of having both her womb and every last inch of her vaginal passage filled to absolute capacity with hot, thick human cum.

In the final throes of her last incredible climax, she'd twisted around and ended up with the side of her face pressed into earthy loam, her bright red hair cascading across her features and pooled out across the ground. Her tongue lolled from her open panting mouth, her sharp row of upper teeth visible, her cheeks still rosy and her eyes half closed with the pleasure of her release.

Having retrieved his length from her interior, Kazuma enjoyed the sight of that little sex pocket of hers now full of his opaque white seed rather than her translucent juices, though he was sure there was plenty of that stuff mixed in as well.

His gaze turned to the duo nearby and his eyebrows rose a bit to see the stuffy Cloud atop the other lamia in a sixty-nine though her tail only extended a few feet before it curved back around to cross the other adventurer's back, holding him in place. Its movement was much more relaxed, wriggling lazily back and forth, a far cry from the violently twisting and jerking coils that had clutched him earlier.

Chiana's head obscured between his bent knees. The way her long silky locks of purple hair bobbed and swayed making it perfectly clear that she was sucking his cock. The blonde wasn't actually returning the favour though instead he was pushed up on her stomach and grimacing with effort as his arm blurred, pumping four fingers into her opening with loud rapid squelching noise.

He smirked and snapped his fingers, his cock had yet to shrink only softening so that it dangled pleasantly between his thighs. Now it swelled instantly and swung upward, suddenly as stiff as a board and ready for more.

He took a careful look around the area, conscious of the possibility of still more sex-hungry monster girls. The coast clear for now, he moved quickly over.

Cloud saw him coming, looking relieved as he stopped his ministrations upon the lamia's pussy and shifted back slightly to make room for Kazuma.

“Keep watch,” Kazuma instructed as the blonde moved away from Chiana, the snake girl transfixed on the larger than life body part that the approaching male was sporting, “there’s still like six monster girls coming and that lamia was NOT quiet.”

“Yeah, no kidding.” He nodded, focusing his gaze on the surrounding treeline. His tired cock not going back down instantly but clearly relaxing a bit more.

A certain cock was bobbing right in front of Chiana’s face, the one attached to it saw her expression and instead just stretched his back out nonchalantly. A smear of precum, cum, and Luminara’s juices was bumped into the purple snake girl’s cheek. Kazuma smirked happily as he watched a forked tongue flick around the messy concoction.

“You look a little uncomfortable down there. Let’s sit you up,” a gentlemanly side of Kazuma said, grabbing her human body and moving her to lean up against a nearby tree trunk. “Better?”

A bewildered and horny Chiana gave him an eyebrow. She was about to respond, but Cloud’s hand suddenly grabbed Kazuma’s entire face. “MOVE BACK!”

He was just in time for a pink ball to charge right by the space where Kazuma’s head was. The Harem Knight landed in a lump on purple coils while his subordinate stayed in a battle ready pose between him and the pink enemy.

“Esu!” Chiana exclaimed.

The puddle of pink morphed into the slime girl we’d seen earlier. A goopy woman, one with no real definition to make out things like hands or legs when you look at her, but enough there to see a mostly humanoid figure in a sexy sundress. With a natural curve that never stopped swaying back and forth, and a head styled into a cute woman with a bob cut covering one eye.

“Oi! I nearly had him!” The girl huffed at Cloud, “I don’t know what I was supposed to do with him, but Kerebryl said that if I did ‘sex’ then he’d be my boyfriend!”

“Can you keep her busy?”

Cloud whispered back in the same tone, “Not sure… fingering a slime might be difficult… and messy…”

“Well you could always try and lick her,” Kazuma chuckled. His partner exhaled his disgust back at him.

Ignoring Esu might not have been the smartest play as the two saw her studying Kazuma’s latest conquest. “Hey! What did you do to Luminara?! She’s all twitchy!” She growled, anger clearly visible even on the slime’s luminous face.

Part of me wondered, maybe Kazuma could hear me. As if my words were part of the shifting reality’s wind as I whispered “Esu normally loves the smell and taste of Kazuma’s cum.”

Sniff sniff "Hey! What’s this white slime in Luminara?” the pink girl asked, sniffing her way closer to the semen filled hole. “What’s this… smell…?” It was sort of hard to tell what was happening from there, but when the red snake began squirming again with sounds of licking it wasn’t hard to guess either.

“I guess that took care of itself.”

Keeping an eye on the pink blob on top of the other lamia, Cloud took a guarding position, his back to Kazuma as he maneuvered that big dick of his into Chiana who was predictably loud about it. He grinned tightly, pleased the Harem Knight was getting the chance to dump a hot load in the irritating lamia and turn her into a stupid mess like her companion. Better him than Cloud.

No way was he getting hard to stick it in that weird snake pussy.

He felt a bit of a pulse in his groin as he cast his gaze around and caught a good look at the action.

Now watching Kazuma 'perform' on the other hand…

Well, there WAS a good reason to get hard and he couldn't resist reaching down and giving his dick a few pleasurable pulls.

When Chiana started moaning about how much better Kazuma was than Cloud, he just shook his head ruefully. He didn't mind that at all. She may have been trying to start something, but the joke was on her. He LIKED being compared to the guy.

This was a guy whose cock was actually worshiped by TWO religious cults!

And in all honesty, ever since watching that incredible ritual this morning Cloud had a strong desire to really believe in something greater than himself for once. As Chiana cried out in abject ecstasy behind him, it was perfectly evident that if there was one thing you could depend upon in this world, it was Kazuma's great big dick and those bottomless balls of his.

He scanned the forest around them, wondering if he shouldn't move some distance away so that he could actually hear something approaching. Chiana wasn't quite as loud as the other one had been, but that wasn't saying much.

He gave another quick tug upon his mostly still flaccid member, really wishing he could be wrapping his hands around the hilt of his Buster Sword instead. Without that veritable plank of steel, he felt… well, naked.

Yea.

Abruptly the towering minotaur burst into the clearing and Cloud tensed, spinning to face her while brandishing his- sigh -clenched fists.

Then he cocked his head in confusion as the intimidatingly muscular and buxom monster girl stomped past him, a frustrated expression on her tomboyishly 'cute' sort of face. She nearly stepped on the other lamia and the slime before noticing them at the last second and managing to awkwardly half-hop half-step around them.

"Esu!!! There you are! Oh! And Lumi, too! Have you seen our opponents? I saw them just a second ago, but they must be too tricky for me…”


“Ugh, that girl’s sense of direction.” Sylvia sighed in annoyance, her hand still moving roughly to the Kazuma scene. “You know I found her in a labyrinth? She was there for years beforehand, I thought she’d been trapped by humans but she was just unable to figure out how to get out.”

I’m fairly confident that Aqua and I didn’t hear a word of that. We were too busy watching her hand stroke her cock.

“S-so Kazuma was right…” I gulped, looking at the turgid tool as her hand glided up and down the length. “You do have one of… those…”

She almost snorted at our response, “Yes, yes. I’m sure he told you all about it. Came with the first male I ever absorbed, and I’ve been able to grow one whenever I want. They certainly are fascinating to wield, and a much more useful tool for when you want to cum quicker.” She explained, seemingly happy we weren’t totally grossed out by her newest genitals.

Sylvia had revealed a phallus that lacked nothing within the realm of masculinity for all that she appeared mostly feminine. Dark complected as the rest of her skin, between her powerful thighs sat a bulbous set of testicles and an arched length of girthy cock meat riddled with meaty earthworm-thick veins. At the tip, a droopy sleeve of foreskin flesh obscured her precum-drowned glans from immediate view.

It was an awesome sized cock, clearly in the same family as Kazuma's incredible endowment if not quite as long or wide, but far and away more impressive than the majority of males.

I found myself more attracted to the former Demon King General with the knowledge that she possessed this most meaty of manhoods. Unfortunately this once again confirmed my own fallen and completely deviant nature. That the mere possession of a big dick like Kazuma's seduced me, showed what a truly unworthy and heinous little slut I was!

I was a disgrace to humanity and should be put on trial for my crimes against nature! That my womb ached and my pussy flooded at the very thought of my potential sinful deeds only served to prove me complete and utter degradation!

Sexy… _studly_ Sylvia’s hand was pretty adamantly pumping up and down on her towering staff of cockmeat and I wondered if she was using the juices from her feminine form as a sort of lube, which made me want to masturbate more. Constant and dizzying jerking while her large breasts bounced up and down with the rhythm. The only time she paused was when an orc with a tray of refreshments started walking around and she grabbed herself a drink and a little pot of onion chips that she placed on her armrest.

Aqua instantly began unsubtly shifting her way over to the food.

“Well, it’s alright.” The bluette shrugged, “But Kazuma likes girl parts over guy parts. I should know, he likes my parts the best.”

“Like I care!” Sylvia snapped back, perhaps a little too quickly. “The fact you think he’ll even reach my parts shows how little you know and trust in my village.”


“Esu? Esu?! Why aren’t you coming up from Lumi’s crotch?!”

The two guys didn’t really know how to respond to this new buff monster.

“Should we… leave her be?” Kazuma whispered with his hand gently covering Chiana's mouth, hips still pumping up into the squirming serpent while Cloud just kind of shrugged.

Suddenly, a new voice entered the fray from up above. “She’s just slurping up some sloppy jizz, my dear Bova.” The deeply sensual voice advised. “I think your prey is right behind you.”

The eight foot tall cutie bull snapped round, exhaling a good amount of air from her nose. Cloud had just enough time to look up to the voice, to a dark skinned woman lying on her side on a fairly high tree branch.

Even from the distance he could tell this was the zombie woman from the village. Mostly because her arm was detached and operating separately from the main body to stroke up inside her tight red dress. The other hand, tipping her large-brimmed hat at the blonde, a smirk on her lips as she took a drag from her cigarette.

A dragging hoof against foliage dragged his attention back to ground level.

Deep growling accompanied the Minotaur’s threats. “There you are.”

Cloud got back into battle stance. He quickly stamped down on a nearby log and made it fly into the air, spinning around. Bova charged him, and just in the nick of time the log landed in Cloud’s grasp to catch the charging bull’s horns, slamming into the wood.

It was an amazing block, but still seemed to require all his strength, only just barely able to hold the muscled monster back. “Hey! Ngh… Isn’t this a sex thing? I ain’t into gore!” He strained, being pushed further closer to Kazuma who was trying to keep the mood up with Chiana.

“Sex…” The minotaur boomed breathily, “...fight… sex… fight…”

I was worried this might happen, if the beast form comes out does it negate the normalities? Or was her base instincts too centered around fighting… either way there was little I could do to help now. This was something the boys would have to handle themselves.

“Make it fun to watch, won’t you Bova? I’ve been masturbating to the big dicked one for a while and he’s quite the stud.” The zombie girl cheered from her tree. “I’m sure the whole village is watching!”

“Are they now…” Kazuma mumbled under his breath before turning to Cloud, “Oi, send her to the ground!”

The spiky haired boy obeyed, shunting the log downwards so her horns and head slammed into dirt. She still pushed forwards, and with no leverage Cloud’s body was sent tumbling over the mass of muscle. But thankfully it had worked, the minotaur’s charge stopped right near Kazuma.

“Crap! Sorry!” He cringed at the groaning Cloud. He was at least thankful that his impromptu plan worked, the minotaur girl needing to unlodge her horns from the ground. Now he could work on finishing-

“Hey Sylvia!”

The mood shifted again in the village, everyone suddenly stopping and looking at the dark skinned woman who was quirking an eyebrow.

“I know you can hear me out there. So let me say this: this ritual is stu~pid.” Kazuma taunted, still holding a confused Chiana against the tree, somehow managing to look directly at the eyes of the mind flayer’s gaze. “You think you’ll find someone just by making them fuck four monster girls? A real leader would be able to seduce ALL the hottie monsters you have! I’m not gonna stop at just four! I’ll fuck any number of girls that stand in my way! I’ll drag you all into human civilization kicking and screaming if I have to!”

Behind Kazuma, Bova rose. Looming like a large dark shadow behind him. Wielding the log that had stopped her before.

“You hear me?! I’m coming for you! I’m going to take you down and make myself chief with or without any ridiculous ritual! I’m doing this for revenge!” He continued, ignoring the snorts and grinding teeth behind him. I called out to him but no response, even when the log in Bova’s hand rose menacingly. Cloud jumped onto her back but couldn’t get her to stop moving. “Not just for those you’ve hurt and threatened! Not just for acting like a victim when you’re the evil ex-Devil King commander! No…”

The heavy log swung down.

A skill activated, one that Kazuma had picked up during my many sexual fantasies with Tifa and Aerith. A skill that Sylvia probably didn’t recognise, but I had intense familiarity with:

‘Pleasure Share.’

Pink energy followed Kazuma’s hand from Chiana and latched onto Bova. Just as Kazuma thrust into the snake.

The log crashed down away from the group. And a second after, the sound of Bova’s knees hitting the floor was heard. A strange noise from her mouth as she cried out in pleasure, the animalistic bull now replaced by a sensitive and shuddering girl. All that muscle just quivering on her knees. Bova even suckled on Kazuma’s thumb as he caressed her face, her hand moving to her quim to start masturbating.

He smirked and smoothly spoke, "I think you're screwed, Sylvia... you and your little village..."

It was almost like a painting. Kazuma looking at the screen, the tamed bull below him, and the sexy snake wrapped around him.

“... so yea, this is going to be revenge for making me grow tits.”


“That son of a b-bitch Harem Knight!” Sylvia hissed, her threatening aura put off by her pumping hand, “I’ll crush… cru… FU-C-CUMMING!”

The chimera queen gritted her teeth, peeling back her lips in an absurd jester’s grin as she exploded, half lifting her buttocks off the seat as she spewed her own seed upwards onto both her and the ground beneath the throne. Her large fat black balls, one packed half on top of the other within the tight space of her thighs, unloaded shot after shot of yogurt thick creme out into the world. She even managed to get a thick splash upon her own chin. Soon enough, she'd obscured fully half her own face with all of the dripping threads of cock juice her balls had produced. The collection of nausea inducing jizz-drapes soiling her own copious dark cleavage.

She wasn’t the only one either. Kobolds and Orcs began spraying out onto their tents, most saying something about how Bova has never knelt like that before. Others commenting on how sexy Chiana, Esu, or even Sylvia were.

And honestly? I had a small orgasm too. That was by far one of the sexiest things for me, just a real manly moment from my favorite person in the world.

“Svobena,” said Sylvia after a quick recovery and still mostly covered in seed with the consistency of melted cheese. “Connect me to the others in the forest. We’re going to regroup and strike this bastard at once. He wants a fight? He’s getting one.”

The mind flayer yawned, “Kay.” She agreed and began lighting up again with pink energy.

“You want to talk to your allies, but norm-MPH!”

“Sush. I require silence to talk to those through psychic connections.”

The high of orgasming gave way to the crushing fear of not being able to help as a brown tentacle wrapped tightly around my mouth. And Aqua was too busy attempting to get some food to help me. I could only look up to the screen, heat in my underwear and worry in my heart as I gazed at Kazuma’s image…

Chapter 49: Forest Invasion Part 5: Cloud Strife vs. the World

Summary:

Written with Cross C

With Darkness' mouth gagged, who will keep Kazuma safe now?

Chapter Text

Bova was already getting impatient. “So good…” she mewled, a hand on Kazuma’s back drawing him closer to her big buxom form, “Kiss me, fuck me, TAKE me, please…” She whimpered, nuzzling into his face to sniff and lick his cheek. “Pleeasseee…”

“No! You’re not finished with me yet!” Chiana whined, her snake hips trying to get a rhythm going again. “Wait your turn Bova!”

The heat he’d shared from the purple snake, paired with the masturbating normality, was making it unbearable for the bovine. A deep scarlet blush on her face while her hand pumped into her sex, the boulder-rounded massiveness of her buttocks on display as she half bent-over and her vagina sprayed a messy amount of liquid arousal.

“Luckily, though I only have one dick….” said Kazuma, thrusting his meat into Chiana and making both girls gasp. “I can satisfy you both at the same time.” He chuckled, thrusting his meat a couple more times into the snake and making the two of them moan and squirm. “Fuck… and they made fun of me for being just an adventurer, I’m never upgrading my class if it means I get these crazy sex skills…”

Cloud sighed in relief seeing Kazuma manage to handle both these women together. The large one masturbating and stimulating her pussy while Kazuma’s ghost cock plunged her phantom depths. Watching as Kazuma reached over to Bova with one arm and lifted her loose tank top away, revealing a large busty chest that bounced with her mastabatory movements. They jiggled back and forth nearly hypnotically, and though they were on a monster, their jiggling was universally pleasing to watch to Cloud. Even if he thought he should be keeping an eye out for enemies.

“Activating instinct analysis!” Kazuma suddenly said while scanning Bova’s body up and down. “Hmm, seems like these breasts are your erogenous zone. Cloud-chan? Give a guy a hand in massaging those big ol’ bondonkaroos while this lady strokes herself, would ya?”

The blonde folded his arms in a show of protest, wanting it be known his morals hadn’t completely left him, before relenting quickly, “Fine. If I pretend she’s just buff like Tifa, this one’s fine. But you need to tell me what to do.”

“Just squeeze the tits dude. Have some fun already, Jesus.”

Cloud looked at the beast in front of him, a mix between confusion and annoyance, before rolling his shoulders. “Right then…” he muttered, walking up to the bent forward minotaur, “Let’s give this a go.”

Of course, now that he was presented with a pair of the biggest tits he’d ever laid eyes on, some of his discontent fell away. This woman was more than just taller than him, but even with her massive frame these breasts were gigantic. Dark pudgy chocolate globes that swayed so gently on her body, each bigger than his head with red puffy inverted nipples just begging to be sucked out. Just cupping one made him feel like he needed to increase his strength stat. It felt so heavy, yet so soft as his fingers melded into the minotaur’s tissue.

“Hurry… please…” Bova panted, leaning over Cloud and resting her chin atop his head. “I wish to be ready… when he’s done with Chiana…”

The blonde could respect that, though didn’t super appreciate being a head rest. The motion had nearly made her udders swing into him but he managed to catch them and was now playing with them properly. Even with all the sex and the monsters… fondling tits was fun. No matter what.

And though he was finally enjoying himself, it was short lived.

Because his Danger Sense skill kicked in.

Using his strength he had to quickly shove Bova onto her back, the large minotaur landing with a THUD against the ground. Though she didn’t mind as his next move was putting his foot onto Kazuma’s ass and making a Chiana sandwich press between the tree and the boy. The snake’s brain rocked in pleasure as Kazuma reached the furthest he’d been so far.

Kazuma was about to ask why he did that but when his eyes shot back he saw why: Cloud’s hand was wrapped in a tongue.

“F-fucking… nasty…” The blonde cringed, looking over to the owner of the oversized licker and probably the one girl he was fearing the most.

A slimy frog girl, unclothed and oddly proportioned even if her design mostly resembled a wet woman. Her pink tongue extended a good few yards from where she was perched, the open mouthed woman clung to the side of a large tree trunk and gave Cloud an unpleasant shudder. There was something about frogs that put him off, especially after hearing all those stories about women going to battle them only to end up covered in slime…

Gross slime that was now wrapping round his forearm.

“Lily! You caught the wrong one!” called out a voice from above them.

A macaw styled harpy flapped her wings above them, staying roughly near the masturbating zombie woman. She wasn’t as busty as some of her fellow monsters but that didn’t stop her from wearing a skimpy top and hot pants combo. A tight belly contracting each time she flapped her wings, looking quite athletic up there amongst the trees. “Sylvia’s orders were to get the one with the big worm!”

“I thought she said big perm.” Replied the frog girl who could talk remarkably well with her tongue out her mouth while looking at Cloud’s crazy hair.

“She said neither, but it’s alright dear.” Cooed a sooth new voice. Another pair of monsters walking up at the same time, this time two quite large buxom women.

One green, the other with goat legs.

An emerald green giant walked towards them, one with contrasting red hair atop her head and spikes along her shoulders. Though she was perhaps the most imposing monster so far, the Ogre girl looked quite timid, hiding behind the Faun even with her larger stature and even holding the goat woman’s hand for comfort. The faun however had a far warmer demeanour, a motherly love that seemed to transcend species to radiate from her. Even Cloud felt a bit more relaxed in her presence. And when paired with another skimpy outfit of a leafy bra/skirt to show off plenty of cleavage below her bust it was radiant. “Let’s all take a breath. We simply need to overwhelm you two fine lads. With eight versus two, the odds are not in your favour I’m afraid.”

“Shit…” Kazuma hissed, slowly extracting himself out of Chiana. “This is bad…”

“I got these four. You keep going with those two.”

The statement earned some scoffs and some derivative comments about his size, but Kazuma just gave him an eyebrow. “You sure?”

He clicked his knuckles, staring down the new combatants as the ogre slowly walked towards him, “Yeah, they’re here for a fuck, and they’re not getting one from me.”


Watching through the pink illusionary screen that kept going fuzzy and started to fade as her indolent mind-flayer managed to doze off while standing up, only to snap back to alarmed wakefulness as her attending pair of goblins happily poked at her glossy purple skin or tugged upon her gently waving tentacles, Sylvia growled, "I don’t understand this one.”

She pointed at Cloud, currently pushing back Oulan the ogre while Lily tried to rub her tongue on his junk, “He’s yet to get involved with the ritual at all. Why does he refuse to copulate with my beautiful monsters?”

Aqua licked another chip into her mouth. “Hmm, looks like Kazuma is getting Cloud to run backup.”

I tried to signal to the Goddess to keep her mouth shut, but my lovingly choked out moans were all that came out.

“Do tell.” Sylvia egged as she teased her clit, having casually shrank that enormous black cock down into that tiny nubbin much to my dismay.

The none-the-wiser Goddess just kept her eyes on the screen. “Yeah, you see, cause Kazuma’s a NEET he grew up jerking off a lot so his balls must have gotten super big to keep up. They’re kinda funny to look at, but I don’t mind that because Paul and Inari Okami make really good cum and make a huuuuge amount of it. That’s how Kazuma can do so much amazing sex, and why Cloud’s little balls are making him so tired.” Aqua explained, reaching down and munching another chip, “Kazuma’s probably teaming up with Cloud cause his libido won’t make them rivals.”

“Hmm, how very interesting.” Sylvia chuckled, feeding a few more onion chips to Aqua while thinking of what to do. “Thank you Aqua, you’ve been most helpful.” She purred. I could have stopped it but my neck pain was way too good to stop struggling.

A tentacle suddenly shot off of Sylvia’s body. Looking like a brown snake it zoomed off into the forest and out of view…


Cloud was resisting hard, currently stuck in a fight between himself, the ogre, and the frog. The faun was staying back for now with crossed arms under her large breasts, and it looked like the harpy didn’t know how to get in the fight, but the strength of the giant green woman was overwhelming. She looked shy, and apologetic that she had to do this, almost like someone else was controlling her body. He almost swore he heard some apologies from her. But it wasn’t the time for pity. Cloud was protecting Kazuma as he fucked his way through this small army, and if he couldn’t protect him then he’d have to do it. And fuck that.

“Hey, what’s the big worm guy doing to those two?” asked Katarina as she gazed at Kazuma plowing into Bova, slowly losing her speed in flapping her wings and landing with a small thud against the leafy floor. “It’s… it’s making me wanna…”

“Masturbate?” sneered Kerebyl, landing next to her from the same height before bringing the harpy into her zombie lap. “Here, you must be new to this so let me show you how it’s done.” She cooed, guiding the winged monster's red feathers to dive into her growing wetness. A choked gasp escaping the younger girl’s lips as she stared intently at what Kazuma was doing.

Fafy huffed, “Working for the other team now Kerebyl?”

“I just don’t know why we’re fighting it.” The zombie shrugged, taking another drag of her cigarette before blowing it in the faun’s direction. “Kid’s a stud. He’s got Bova of all people looking like a cheap harlot, he’s exactly what we’ve been looking for. Hell, if Sylvia doesn't want him I’ll eat him up myself.”

Meanwhile Kazuma had turned up the heat on the purple snake. He’d given Bova a go of fucking, switching back and forth between the two rapidly before going back to the snake. His pelvis rocked against her scaled hips, the lamia’s cunt splaying open wider and wider as he worked his girth inside of her. The brown-haired human boy was relentless, pumping hard and fast. The hotness of his meat, the length of his shaft, and his thickness made Chiana cum like crazy.

"Yes... yes!" She cried heavily, revelling in how his cock felt slipping through her innards, rubbing over her wet inner walls so silkily and powerfully. Her curvaceous body quaked with bliss, breasts swinging more wildly with nipples pert and hard, and her hair seems to ripple like mist as her tongue lolled out quite lewdly, adding a certain wet air to her next gasp and babble in her overly loquacious way, "Oh Yes! Breed me! Inseminate my eggs and birth a new generation! You can breed me until the end of time, my mate!"

It was something that made some of the monster girls nervous, not expecting their friend to be so vocal in her pleasures, while others were clearly just masturbating harder now.

And Kazuma could have responded, if not for a brown tentacle appearing in front of him.


Back in the village we all watched with bated breath.

“Woah!” Kazuma yelped when he saw it, slowing down his fucking of Chiana. “Hey! Piss off! This is cheating!”

The tentacle obviously said nothing, and instead slid over to attach itself to Inari and Paul. It began glowing with purple rings that flowed up and down the tentacle’s shaft, Kazuma squeaking out in terror at the strange sensation surrounding his jewels.

“Hey!” Aqua spat out her chips, “What are you doing to my boys?!”

“Nothing.” Sylvia replied casually. “Kazuma is already perfect, as you know. Which means he’s also perfect…”

With a popping sound, the tentacle did indeed leave the pair intact. Nothing seemingly changed on either large globe. But then, instead of returning to base, the tentacle once more slid forward… over to Cloud. The blonde was not able to defend himself as he was still standing there with straining legs apart, still battling Oulan, attaching itself to his balls this time and once more activating it’s strange light show.

“...for copying.”

When the brown snake left Cloud it was clear what had happened.

Inari Okami and Paul were now twins.

The sizeable pair of nuts that Kazuma wore so beautifully were now attached to Cloud’s groin, the slight skin color change making it painfully obvious that they were not originally Cloud’s. Not to mention the size difference in how large they were compared to the relatively smaller cock attached to them. What looked aesthetically pleasing on Kazuma almost looked strangely deformed on Cloud.

Svobena’s magic viewing portal was helpfully focused on my Rune Knight from behind, revealing his taut glutes as well as his new sac in all its skin-stretching enormity, Kazuma’s heavy, drooping testicles swaying back and forth beneath them, almost lethargic in their gravid fullness.

“The fuck?” Cloud muttered loud enough for us to hear as he suddenly stumbled back away from a confused Oulan, his currently enormous nuts seemingly dominating his lower body, constantly swinging around and slapping his thighs with every hesitant step, “W-why do I feel so…” He panted, “...so backed up suddenly?”


Cloud Strife had never in his life been this aroused. He couldn’t help but let out a low guttural groan as his balls ached, they felt suddenly so full and swollen that it was like he was lugging a pair of hefty medicine balls between his legs. And he was suddenly as hard as a rock, his prick had lost every bit of the reluctance it had shown over the last few minutes, now it stuck out before him like the prow of a ship.

“Woah,” commented Katarina, “That guy’s dangly worm looks different.”

His skin shivered and that pent-up feeling demanded release. He couldn't resist masturbating any longer and he stroked up and down his shaft even as he looked around taking in all the exciting erotic sights all around him with new eyes.

The ruby snake girl awoke once more, writhing on the ground with the pink vaguely feminine shaped slime encasing her midsection and delving into her. Luminara's pert breasts shaking side to side within her flimsy 'harem-girl' top as her smooth bronzed abdomen twitched delightfully to his suddenly insatiable gaze.

The curvaceous zombie woman had moved away from her masturbation protégé and was now twisting her body into a pretzel of extreme lewdity, her maroon dress was a crumpled mess about her waist. A black frilly bra attempted to encompass the enormity of her grey tits, one fully out, its pebbly hard nipple sticking out towards the forest canopy. Her legs were bent and spread wide, feet wearing starkly high-heeled stilettos that had no business in this wilderness setting, as her fingers penetrated deep into her own dark hole, her moans of ecstasy wailing forth from her lips like some sort of perverted banshee, that wide-brimmed dark sun-hat of hers half fallen off her head and propped up against the trunk of the tree. While next to her, trying to learn how to properly stroke her sex, was a very cute and energetic harpy girl. Red, yellow and blue plumage all trying to massage an adorable pink slit, the frustration only making her more endearing while she tried to simulate Kazuma’s thrusts on her own body.

The other three monsters who had arrived late were keeping their eyes on him. Watching cautiously to the boy with cock in hand, even as he gawped lewdly at their bodies. A faun with barely contained breasts, thick pale orbs with freckles that Cloud wanted to suck on more than life right now, a slightly pudgy belly perfect for Kazuma’s seed, and long blonde hair that fit the motherly aesthetic and smile on her face. An ogre, usually a warrior race built for battling and destroying, looking at him with shy and timid eyes, wonder in her face as he stared at her ridiculously soft looking body. Large green tits straining against their single band confines, and an ass so big it’d give Tifa a run for her money. Cloud’s eyes even fell onto the frog he’d found so detestable, images of her slimy tongue on his dick flashing in his mind, and seeing the sexy dripping girl cock her head at him just made him harder.

The immensely breasted minotaur-girl looked like a fiend, she'd discarded every last bit of clothing save for the thick woollen wraps above her hooves, and now she'd propped one brawny leg up onto a small boulder protruding from the ground as she rapidly plunged three stiff fingers into her furry cunt, a messy spray of juices, spurting forth with each stroke. Her giant tits were bulging outward as they were squeezed by the placement of her thigh and furious movement of her downward rocking arm.

And of course, there was the incredibly titillating sight of Kazuma lodging his huge shaft snugly within the cool wet confines of the lamia’s snatch.

His fist had never paused and now Cloud groaned out loud, “OH Fuuuuu-uuuck!-”

He shuddered, his entire body shaking in a desperate futile attempt to stop the pulsing surge coming from his groin. Cloud’s swollen balls needed to lose their overfilled state and shrink to their normal size hopefully. His bellend winked and more fluid pumped from the tip. He forced it closed, gritting his teeth. But that did nothing in the end, his hand pulled down his length and he bit out, ““OH… NO… TIFA! UGH!”

Cloud’s fists clenched and the hidden steel of his biceps bulged as he came hard, his penis jerking fitfully as copious jetting loads of semen shot forth, hot cum poured out onto the forest floor.

Copious was the word alright. Long and hard were also adjectives that could reasonably describe his sudden ejaculation. The pleasure was all-consuming and utterly euphoric. Never before had he any awareness of his semen before it burst out from the end of his dick, but now he felt first, a fierce bubbling within his aching scrotum. His head lolled back on his shoulders as he let out a heavy groan. The mental pressure was undeniable, the desire to spill whatever hot fluids lay within, overwhelmed him. He FELT the flood of semen rushing forth, the pulsingly heated pleasure coursing through his veins like fire and lightning. It wasn't just hot, it felt alive. Like everything that was inside of him was connected, that his very being was linked to his penis, and that same energy made his brain explode with shared pleasure with the rest of the world.

“Cloud likes to water the plants.” Stated Lily matter of factly, pointing at the cum on the floor.

“My my, such a big load. Did that feel good?” Cooed the motherly Fafy.

The quiet Oulan only let out a simple, “Wow…” as she watched her first dick erupt.

In the space of two minutes, Cloud felt like he'd released more jizm than he'd ever done in his full past combined. Long utterly thick ropes of brightly white cum shot out from his rock hard prick with stunning force, actually causing his member to jerk and fly upwards with every ejection. He convulsed and moaned unseemingly, his firm white buttocks clenching and unclenching fitfully as his twitching hands clutched at his sides even as his balls rapidly emptied themselves of every last bit of his masculine essence, before the sweaty quivering male finally collapsed onto the ground.

After recovering from his orgasm, Cloud managed to get to his feet, breathing heavily and gasping as if he had run an extra mile. His heart pounded in his ears, sweat dripped down his face, his breathing became uneven and ragged.

But his dick had not relented in the least.

Never before had he experienced anything less than a relieved libido and a softened member after achieving climax. But now his dick kept up its vitality and urgency, showing something of Kazuma's great regen ability and the fact that he could still perform at this level of potency and passion with his dick was nothing less than a miracle.

Even the cum splattered on the various leaves felt different. Like he’d just wasted something precious, which he’d never felt about his jizz before…

As he got up it looked like Oulan would stop him again, before Fafy put a hand on her shoulder. “Let him go. I don’t think the boy will bother us now.”

Cloud’s gaze zeroed in on the beautiful lamia laid out on the ground. Whereas before, he’d found her partial monster nature off-putting, now he couldn’t understand such an inclination. Her wide hips, lovingly rounded and transitioning perfectly from soft skin to sleek scales, bore the excited sex central of her groin with her plush vulva dipping down into a groove of flesh that seemed to be begging him to stick his dick inside of, only a translucent pink slime providing any sort of barrier to his desire.

The fact that the pink slime-girl’s gelatinous mass was forming a bulbous bubbly womanly buttocks-like shape waving atop the lamia’s groin, acted like a target for Cloud's raging lust, his penis practically demanding access to the very thing it desired most right at this very moment. It throbbed hungrily against his stomach and he stumbled hastily across the clearing, big balls dangling and tangling up his legs so that he fell forward across Luminara.

“Oh! Um, hello?”

“Need… satisfaction…” He droned, twitching at the lewd monster scene in front of him. The only rational part of his brain remembering something that Darkness had said during their first orgy, “Kazuma’s cum… normal to give… satisfying orgasms…”

Before Luminara could ask what he meant, Cloud stabbed forward, through the pink person and into Luminara’s snakey folds.

The snake yelped in surprise, mostly from having most of a slime be shoved deep into her pussy. Esu was very good at dealing with tight spaces, she slept in a jar for Eris’ sake, but still a cock and girl after such a ravaging was a very alien sensation to the poor monster.

Luckily Esu was able to squeeze out around Cloud’s sudden thrusting. Though having to dodge the heavy pendulums he now had under his spear as they slapped hard against the scaly girl.

“Hey! I was cleaning in there!” She frowned while splashing her gelatinous arms onto gelatinous hips, but with no response from the lust drunk male. “How rude, Mr Blonde. Good thing I got most of that tasty white cream. Now I can handle you mys… handle… sniff sniff

Her concentration immediately broke when the waft of Kazuma’s slime drifted over to her, and she was quickly gliding herself over to where Cloud had unloaded onto the ground. “Where does this stuff come from…?” She mumbled while falling to her assumed knees. The guiding thread of desire forcing her to now bow as low as she could to slurp the cum directly from the floor. Not that she minded in the slightest when that taste hit her pink tongue, electrifyingly scrumptious to her slime brain.

Meanwhile, Kazuma was just wrapping up with Chiana and Bova, as the minotaur’s orgasm quickly approached.

“Cumm…” Bova mooed, eyes rolling back in her skull as she lay back and took it all, “Cummmm Kazuuuumaaa…”

A chuckle emanated from the adventurers lips, not realizing the danger of the unattended monster girls approaching. “Man, you muscle types are all the same. So much desire with no finesse.” He said while she looked up at him, enamored with his words while dick pumped away into her swollen pussy, “You’re just like my Darkness, you might have a tough exterior but your insides…” He quickly rammed as far as possible into her heated quim, making the huge minotaur squirm under his thickness. “...are putty in my hands.”

“I-I feel it too!” Chiana exclaimed, licking the sweat off of Bova’s face with her forked tongue, “I love your weak pussy Bova!” The purple snake’s hands had been freed by her partner and the two had been working as a pair to finish each other off. Kissing, stroking, squeezing, and each affecting their own body when done on the other. A melting pot of lewdness between the three as Kazuma plunged back and forth between their shared pussies.

It wasn’t long until cock pressure boiled over. Kazuma repeatedly slammed his hips down as hard as he could against the strong monsters who could take it, “Shiiit! Let’s go girls! I’m gonNA CUMMM!”

“YESS!” They yelled together, Bova’s womb receiving the first blast of torrid sperm, easily penetrating her descended cervix to fill up her tubes with but a single burst. Kazuma quickly switched to Chiana, sinking into her reptilian depths just as white sauce spurted out from his balls. It helped guide his descent, the tip of his cock quickly finding the entrance to her inner sanctum and blasting another fresh batch into her egg room as well. Both girls were feeling the intense heat and pleasure from having such thick cum inside of them, while also getting to feel it again from the other girl they were connected to. Moans and hisses escaping their lips as Kazuma thoroughly overtook their psyches.

When he was finally done they were both leaking copious amounts of white.

“Whew! That was a tiring one.” Kazuma sighed while stretching out. Someone then handed him something he thought was a towel and began to wipe sweat from his body. He handed back the item to who had just given it to him. “Thanks.”

“No problem. You taste good by the way.”

His eyes widened, only just realizing he’d wiped his body down with frog tongue.

“Oh.”

In an instant, Kazuma was grabbed from behind by an opponent much larger than him. The ogre’s arms trapping him in an arm and head lock, locking Kazuma’s movements completely. His weak kicks against her body doing nothing for one with defense so high. “Sorry…” She whispered in his ear, “Sylvia’s making me do this…”

“Dammit Sylvia!” Kazuma strained, flailing about in the green beast’s grip. “I know I only have one girl left to go, but can’t I get a goddamn two second breather!?” Kazuma struggled against his intense grip, “Cloud! Where’d you go?!”

In his mind, the voice of Sylvia started talking. “That’s right Kazuma. Your invalid friend has made a full recovery, thanks to a fresh pair of donated testicles. I’m sure he’ll thank you for that later.”

Cloud could give no response from the yell. He was too busy pumping his slippery red target full of fresh cum, only to start feeling like he needed to keep thrusting his hips to push the jism deeper inside and restarting the whole process. Though now being pestered again by the pink slime trying to clean up the surrounding mess.

“Shit! What a time to grow some balls!” whined Kazuma as he continued to fight fruitlessly, “And my balls too! I should sue you for copyright infringement!”

But his struggling was interrupted by a blonde faun stroking his face.

“Shhh, it’s okay dear.” Fafy cooed, drawing Kazuma’s head towards her expansive chest, squishing him between hers and Oulan’s. “You’ve done so well, haven’t you? Such a big boy taking on us monster warriors, I’m so proud of you.”

The effect was strange to Kazuma, having not received such motherly treatment… ever. “Guh?”

“You’re tired now, aren’t you? You’ve been fighting so long,” She continued, petting the tuft of hair poking from their breastial hold, the struggle in his arms dying down as the faun’s spell took effect. “Sylvia has told us all about you, it’s a pity we need to overwhelm you here but we can’t let you go further. Why don’t you just stay here and keep unloading your precious cum into mommy’s breasts? I’ll keep it nice and safe, and you can be comforted like you deserve.”

“Yes… mommy…” Kazuma droned, letting the faun slink down his body until her breasts were pressing around his mighty tool. She licked the last of the dribbling cum from his leaky head, tasting Bova and Chiana on his skin.

“Such a big boy.” She repeated as she slowly pumped his soft iron, “Can we get it hard for mommy?” Kazuma instantly obeyed, the swinging meat stick needing to be dodged by the motherly faun, “Good! As a reward, we’ll get Lily to come join us. Come on, Lily.”

The frog hopped over to them and attached herself to the back of the motherly figure in front of Kazuma, two pretty girls looking up at him as he mentally accepted everything that was happening to him. Trapped in the ogres grip, the faun’s spell, and soon the frog’s sensual tongue massages.


“Excellent.” Sylvia purred, “Fafy is such a sweet soul, pairing her with underlying hypnotic messages from Svobena is the perfect honey trap for such a fool like Kazuma. Young, dumb and full of cum, soon to be drained before he can finish my ritual.”

Hypnosis? How shameful! Who would do such a thing to my Kazuma?!

Shush.

Aqua looked on with worry, even slowing down on chewing her food. “Hey hey, what’s going to happen if Kazuma loses again?”

The large breasted woman flicked the Goddess on the nose playfully. “You’ll all be my playthings, of course. Maybe I’ll rearrange your sex parts so that none of you will ever feel horny again. Or maybe I’ll turn you all into monsters so that you can never return to your life of adventuring, only to have your little explosion friend end your life out in the field of battle.”

The bluenette gulped. Suddenly looking much less relaxed about the situation as Kazuma was serviced more on screen. Our only ally now a slave to his newfound testicular lust, and so many others being drawn to only masturbate rather than help.

I struggled even more against the brown tentacles that encased me. I had to think of something or else we’d all be doomed to a life of no more genitals! Or death.

Chapter 50: Forest Invasion Part 6: Dreams and Hopes

Summary:

Written with Cross C.

Confrontation time.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

We were stuck, nowhere to go. All our hopes laid in Kazuma, but with him just unloading another quiet subdued orgasm into Fafy’s breasts it wasn’t looking good.

The motherly faun had him completely wrapped around her finger, not helped by subliminal messaging from the sleepy Svobena; a mind flayer just going with the flow of Sylvia’s orders until it was time to go back to bed. Something she’d said out loud repeatedly at this point.

“Good my M-Girls, good.” Sylvia smirked, still stroking herself to the lewd scene even if it was a lot calmer than before. “Another few shots from Kazuma and he’ll have nothing left in the tank, even if his balls fill back up he’ll be too exhausted to fuck anyone.”

Damn, she was right. Kazuma can only go for so long, even with his godly stamina he was only working on a single bagel of food and a rather late night of sleep.

What was I going to do?!

“Hey, the human’s slowed down.”

“Dangit. I wanted him to be chief, then we could’ve watched him all day long.”

“Imagine that world! Just getting to see chief finally be happy would be worth it!”

Sylvia blushed at her subject’s words, even through the frown she wore on top. But her reaction wasn’t what was interesting to me, there was a flicker on screen of Sylvia being happy before Svobena began whining. “You guys~ quit imagining things so strongly, gawwwddd…”

Perhaps this was my destiny.

With all my strength, all my cunning, and using the skill I was perhaps best at in the world: I fantasized.

“You guys, I said quit it!” She whined a little stronger, her head swimming with new thoughts. My thoughts. I let my floodgates open wide, a sea of fantasies pouring out my lewd and ruined mind. Kazuma fucking every girl I’d seen today. Every girl today fucking me. The images of cum spurting over eggs, of all of us with big bellies with Kazuma sitting atop his throne above us, of the tyrant with a big dick who loved his harem dearly.

“Q-quit it…” Svobena repeated, losing the will to fight as more mental images poured into her mind. This time I was making them solely about her, and every position I could think of. Sucking each of her tentacles as she molested me, Aqua and Sylvia. Rolling her nipples in my mouth, using the revenge dildo on her, taking the back of her head and shoving her willing mouth onto Kazuma’s pole. I took extra care to show her how much pleasure we could bring her, using my own blissful experiences to cascade the psychic’s mind with sensations.

And it wasn’t long until the screen reflected that.

“Yoo! That’s hot!” “Svobena’s getting some action for once!” “God damn, our mind flayers got some kinky thoughts!” “Wooo!”

And more calls from the audience, now masturbating with recouped enjoyment as they watched the psychic monster fall into my mental perverted trap. Fantasy Kazuma going all in on slamming his mighty spear into her mouth, and real Svobena choking on the pleasure. The only shout louder than all of the cheers was the frustrated one beside us.

“Hey! Svobena!” Sylvia barked, “I’ve lost connection with the girls in there! And we can barely see what’s happening to Kazuma! Get it together!”

She was right, there was only a faint ghostly image of real Kazuma left. It was quickly being overtaken by my many thoughts, the lewd Lalatina’s mind that had burned a succubus was now a weapon for good! Relatively. In the final image of Kazuma before I won the mind duel it looked to me that he had broken free and was actively fucking Fafy’s tits…

“Damnit!” The ex-demon lord general roared, leaping from her throne. “Months of hard work where no human managed to beat even ONE of my village. Yet in comes Kazuma to take them ALL down?! Saffron!”

Her fingers clicked to the dryad that had stayed behind in the village. Guarding the place where the boys had entered, a flurry of thorns and vines beside her. Currently she was… well, not really guarding. The green planty woman had a mirror and was admiring herself in it. Generating new flowers with her powers and applying them to her stylish floral body, either by adding it to her hair or adding it to one of the vines she was using as underwear.

“I’m a little busy Sylvia!” The dryad called back, stroking her flowery hair while watching it in the mirror.

Her chief fumed, “Keep that doorway shut! I don’t want Kazuma coming back into the village!”

“No can do darling.” said Saffron, defying her leader with barely a moment's hesitation. “Rules are rules, if he wins the challenge then he can return.” She continued, suddenly shooting a glance over to Sylvia’s wide eyes with a sly smirk on her green lips, “I’m not sure why you’re fighting this anyway. Kazuma seems positively stunning, a true stylish leader for our little troupe. I’m just trying to look my best for him, not that I ever look anything less than marvellous~”

I had to admit, her plant based clothing looked very nice. But from the clenched fists, I could tell Sylvia wasn’t in agreement with me.

“Fucking betrayal, incompetence, and failure everywhere I turn.” She seethed, brown tentacles emerging from her back and lashing about like angry cobras. She began pacing back and forth, trying to think of a new plan, “With all the people in the world, this is the team I’m stuck with?”

“Yeah, I know the feeling.” A familiar voice huffed, “But you get used to it.”

He was battered, he was bruised, he was clearly running on low energy and a tired body, but he was there. Standing on shaky legs. Right in front of the bodies of several gasping monster girls still lying in the underbrush.

I’d never been prouder of him.

“So. You. Are.” Sylvia spat, turning to face him with crossed arms. There was still a sizable distance between the two, but the tension was palpable. Staring at each other through angry eyes.

“Kazuma! Be careful!” Aqua called out, “Don’t forget, she has a big penis in there!”

He cracked his neck, “Yeah, mine.”

“Cute.” She shot back. “Though considering the last time you showed affection for me, perhaps I should contact my local grave digger.”

“I told you to stop making yourself the victim.” Kazuma growled. “You don’t get to nearly kill Megumin’s village, threaten to mutilate Darkness and Aqua, then claim you’re the one who deserves pity. You get one apology from me and that’s it.”

Sylvia was actually taken a bit aback from that, “Apology? For murdering me?”

“Nope. I was totally in the right for killing a Demon Lord general. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again.” Kazuma declared, not backing down in the slightest on that front but still looking away sheepishly while scratching his mildly stubbly cheek. “I was just gonna say sorry about… playing with your feelings I guess. I was kinda interested in you but then I got grossed out cause you had a penis. In my defence, I was still a virgin and you were twice my size with a dick poking into my asshole. I probably overreacted. All the sex fun with Darkness, Aqua, and even Cloud has shown me I don’t have to be scared of other dicks at all.” He sighed. Looks like Kazuma has really matured and wanted to get something like that off his chest.

“Kazuma’s so cool.” Aqua admired quietly to me, speaking the words I couldn’t right now, “He isn’t scared of any penis cause his is the biggest.”

“So let’s start over, alright?” Kazuma continued, “Forget about your past crimes and my past stupidity. This is me giving you an olive branch, I want to help you and your hot monster squad and it’d be better if we did it together. What do you say?”

He reached his hand out for her to shake, an act that would require her to walk to him calmly. I thought it was the perfect offer, but Sylvia? She seemed… conflicted.

I knew the normalities were working against whatever Sylvia was feeling for Kazuma. She’d masturbated to him, had the heat in her loins and cock grow for him, even orgasmed to him, all these would mean her affection and desire for Kazuma would be quite high but still she resisted it.

“I-I…” She mumbled, stress and desire causing what looked like a panic attack in her soul. “NO! You’re trying to TRICK ME AGAIN!” She belted out, brown snakes flaring in rage once more.

One sharpened. A metallic blade protruding out the top of the squirming creature. In her rage she didn’t even think about it, Sylvia threw the weapon directly at the naked enemy.

Kazuma flinched, expecting the worst from the oncoming sharp tentacle. Another death in the life of Satou Kazuma. But for once, it didn’t come. He checked his body for knife wounds before looking up to see why he was clean.

Bova stood above him. Dripping and angry, holding the brown snake before it could reach the boy and pierce his flesh.

“Sylvia-sama.” She growled, throwing the knife to the floor, “Enough.”

Her leader was panting, stressed and grasping her clothes while the tentacles began lashing out around her. The villagers not involved in the conflict finally stopping their jerking to retreat to the safety of the forest. “NO! You’re betraying me too Bova?”

“She’s not the only one.”

Soon all the girls from the forest were surrounding Kazuma. Putting their bodies in front of his, protecting the one who had brought them pleasure. The adventurer was tearing up a little as he looked around the various sized women, especially when he was hugged into the protective grip of Oulan.

Chiana hissed her tongue at their leader, “You put us through the ringer for weeks to find YOU a mate, yet when one arrives on a silver platter you try to kill him?”

“Kazuma has treated us well and even apologized for his transgressions. Yet we’ve heard no such apology from you, ex-general to the Demon King.” agreed Kerebryl.

“Why are you being such a jerk?!” Katarina whined from above.

“Just leave him alone!”

“Let him finish the test!”

The chief was shaken, even the rest of the crowd seemed to be turning on her, it wasn’t until Fafy stood forward with the rageful look on her motherly face that everyone died down again. “Sylvia-sama… you’ve spent today answering all these outsiders' questions, but please answer ours now! Why don’t you want Kazuma to be our chief?”

“Because!” Sylvia snapped back, grinding her teeth to stop herself answering. The rage built up, frustration oozing out her glare, annoyance and anger and! …and then it changed. Sadness, depression, fear… the large girl collapsing to her knees, tears staining her eyes as she hugged herself. “Because… I can’t handle another rejection…”

The monsters who were protecting Kazuma quickly rushed over to her side, comforting their chief. Placing their hands on her or attempting a hug from whichever body part they had room to grab.

Kazuma still stood. Confused, and scared he shouldn’t take another step. The rest of the village was a similar level of awkward, mumbles and quiet shuffles as all the focus was on the weeping woman.

Eventually she spoke again, once the initial emotional breakdown had been swallowed as best it could. “There was once a time where I wasn’t a chimera. When I wasn’t considered a monster, but just a pathetic human. In that time I found someone. A brave, beautiful, and amazing monster… whom I loved very much, but they told me it could never be.” She sighed, having to once more choke back a few tears at the memory. “I never saw them again, even after joining the Demon King and letting him turn me into a monster. The one I loved refused to see me, and it was devastating. My soul sold to the devil for gold I could never reach. It broke me, so though I wasn’t planning on working for him I just let myself become the Demon King’s general. Forgetting the past life I had as best I could and learning to live again with new friends.” She smiled at the kobolds around her, all giving warm smiles back, “But then Kazuma happened. A little human wanting to have relations with a monster. His situation reminded me of myself, yet his personality reminded me of her. And when he was fondling my body I thought… maybe I could prove it could work. Maybe, if I couldn’t have the one I love, I could be that for this small and loveable human… But in the end he rejected me. Killing my body and dreams for human/monster cohabitation in the process.” Sylvia bit her lip, as if struggling to get the next part out. “And so… that’s why I made the rituals unbeatable. I’ve betrayed you all… your hopes of getting free of this village. Just so I could prove to myself that humans and monster could be never together. That it wasn’t those that rejected me, but the concept itself that could never work. All because… in the end I’m just an absolutely petrified coward who is scared that she’ll open up her heart and it’ll be crushed, ripped apart, and rejected. Again.”

There was a silence around the village. No one knowing how to react to such a long and sad tale from the woman.

“If you want to join Kazuma’s harem without me, then go ahead.” Sylvia mumbled into the quiet.

The monsters that were consoling her all seemed to be having a silent mental conversation, just looking at each other one by one as the depressed Sylvia lay hundled inside their little nest. Eventually though, Fafy broke the silence. “Svobena?”

“Yeah, it’s all true and she’s genuinely sorry.” The mind flayer replied, a purple hand resting on Sylvia’s head. “Whole mind’s teeming with remorse.”

“Then that proves it.” Fafy smiled, “There’s still good in you.”

“...w-what?”

Katarina hugged her wings into Sylvia’s leg. “Sorry you were so sad, chief. But I’m not upset about the village.”

Lily hopped up onto her back, “Sylvia-san made a place for us to be together.”

“Kept us safe when everyone else would have enslaved or killed us.” Bova nodded.

“Fed us!” Esu exclaimed.

“Put up with our bullshit.” Kerebryl chuckled.

The two snake girls hugged both of Sylvia’s arms, “We do want to be part of the human world,” Chiana started.

“But not without you!” Luminara finished.

“You say those humans faced unbeatable odds, I say they just weren’t what we needed.” Saffron agreed, smirking when Sylvia looked at her.

The large arms of Oulan wrapped around almost everyone. Her quiet voice only heard by those she’d captured, “And if we never find anyone, then we’ll still be together. Right?”

The wholesome little group of misfits, all needing and wanting each other’s love… It was a really beautiful scene. Sylvia’s smile returning to her face as the forgiveness washed over her. And it was almost completely undone by one line.

“Damn, that’s some cute shit.” said Kazuma, “Doesn’t really forgive anything you’ve done though.”

For the first time the monsters all looked at him in anger, enough to make him falter a bit in his confident stance. Sylvia was the only one different, “No, he’s right.” She admitted, earning sympathetic looks from her tribe. “Kazuma… I’m sorry, for everything. I know I don’t deserve this many second chances… but if you’re still willing to give it, a fresh start sounds wonderful. I’d do anything for my tribe, and you seem like the only human willing and worthy of them.” She sadly smiled at him before lowering her head into a bow. “But I understand if you would like to take your friends and go. I’ve wronged you too many times. I’d hold no ill will towards you if you go.”

The silence returned, Sylvia keeping her head lowered to let Kazuma exit peacefully. Perhaps having looked at him for the last time as she heard his footsteps… getting closer?

“Y-you’re approaching me?” She gasped, a surprised look on her rising face as she watched him shuffle his tired body towards her. “Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”

“I can’t fuck the shit out of you without getting closer.”

Her surprised look turned to one of immense gratitude, a smirk playfully adorning on her lips. “Oh ho, then come as close as you like.” Sylvia declared, getting to her feet and walking as well. “I’m RIGHT HERE!”

For the last few steps, the two were practically running at each other. And when they finally embraced Kazuma had to take a flying leap into her body. Her tentacles quickly stripped her body of clothes, her sexy chocolate body now on full display for her whole village to see. Kazuma’s white body totally contrasted her, with his head being nearly completely enveloped by her breasts before he wrestled free to look at her.

“You sure you’re alright with it being me?”

She smiled, “You faced my challenges and won. I can think of no one I’d rather do this with… if you’re still alright with it being me?”

“Yeah.” He smirked back. “To fresh starts!” Kazuma declared before finding her pussy and plunging a few fingers in.

Twitching, her eyes rolling heavenward a bit as she rolled her hips around his thorough intrusion, Sylvia turned to her village.

“I declare Satou Kazuma as the winner! He’s beaten me! We’ve found our new co-chief!”

The crowd instantly erupts in victorious cheers. The monster girls all hugging together happily while the monster men all whoop and chant Kazuma and Sylvia’s names.

Sylvia herself is looking happier than I’d ever seen her, squeezing her new chief’s body into her breasts (a little too far as he seems to be struggling to breathe). Just looking… hopeful. As if this was already a new chapter in her life.

“Okay. Now that the important stuff is over.” Sylvia began, using one finger to draw Kazuma’s head out of his titty suffocation. “I’m going to need you to fuck me really hard now. I’m pent up and very very VERY horny for you Kazuma.”

Notes:

Wooooo~ 50 Chapters!!! Look at how big this smut fic has grown! They grow up so fast, I'm so proud.

Anyway, just wanted to say a big thanks to everyone who has shown support, commented, and kudos'd my writing (nearly at 200!). I hope you're all enjoying the monster girl arc and continue to read my silly Konosuba story. I am determined I'll get to the end of this fic, but with plenty of adventures to be had before we get there.

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Chapter 51: Forest Invasion Part 7: Monster Orgy I

Summary:

Written mostly by Cross C

We're back! And Orgier than ever!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Yay! Victory orgy!” Aqua declared as the brown tentacles left our bodies. The Goddess quickly ran over to Fafy and thrust her head betwixt her bosoms to them lick the left over Kazuma cum while still squeezing the nice jugs.

“Oh! Hello there dear!” Fafy laughed, stroking Aqua’s hair as she went to town.

Meanwhile, I was able to take a large breath to properly fill my slightly stinging lungs. When I was back to my own two feet, I found that I was looking at a large shadow. Sylvia, still holding Kazuma to her body, was looming over me.

“You good?” He asked, looking at me with worry. God, I didn’t deserve him, “No cuts, bruises, lack of genitalia or anything?”

I shook my head, reaching up to him and kissing him passionately to show how well I was. His spine needed to twist down as Sylvia supported him during our make out, “Kazuma, that was incredible.” I said, “That was all… you. I’m so blown away that you managed to do it! I got so worried when I couldn’t help, but you did it! You’re amazing! I-I-I-!”

“Careful, I might develop an ego.” He chuckled, “As long as you’re safe then I’d say yeah, we absolutely nailed that.”

“That you did.” Sylvia purred, still stroking his body, “Now that your concubine is released, may we…?”

Kazuma squeezed my hand one last time before pulling away, “Sure. Sorry Darkness, duty calls. And of course my sacred duty is fucking this huge beautiful horny amazon!” He pumped his fist a few times, looking very excited for what was about to happen. Though not as much as Sylvia who lay back on the ground while spreading her large legs as wide as they could go.

The joining of chiefs. A new union for the future of monster kind in the lewdest way possible. If I had my dream journal I’d perhaps try and capture the moment… though, I suppose it doesn’t have to be me anymore.

“Normally, the most artistic members of the village will try and capture this momentous moment through their preferred medium of art. To keep a record of this important and sexy event.”

“GET ME CLAY!” “Where are my brushes?!” “Ugh, it’s so hard to write poetry when I’m also trying to jerk off!”

Sylvia watched through the corner of her eye as several members of her village ran off to their tents. Good, she thought, her joining with Kazuma would be forever memorialized in their history, and she could remember the moment he finally penetrated her for all time. She’d never discouraged their artistic expressions, often keeping the various paintings or poems they’d made for her as it made her feel special. And now that nurturing would bear fruit as she bared herself for all to see.

Sawing the ultimate expression of his extremely high luck stat atop her mons, squashing and spreading her juicy folds with the underside of his massive prick, Kazuma grinned down at her even as he feasted his eyes upon her immense dark fat-engorged mounds pulled by their own weight to either side of her quite large and broad torso.

Her bent and spread legs were over-sized as well, giving off the impression that he had shrunk to half his own size not unlike when he’d been plowing those inexplicably cute and kind of bashful minotaur and ogre from earlier, though Sylvia was still imminently feminine. She was voluptuous, her perfect hourglass frame having just the right amount of rounded curves without an imperfection anywhere. She was just… sized up. Like some bored god had taken a normal extreme hottie of a woman and increased her size by fifty percent across the board.

"You know how many times I've fantasized about having you in this position?"

Sylvia pulsed her hips and jostled his member with her inner thighs even as she cocked her head and graced him with a playful look, "Oh? After ending my life before... your great cannon penetrating me ALL the way through... you were such an incorrigible degenerate that you actually masturbated to my... memory?" She paused to wipe at a tear that unironically gathered at her eye, "How touching."

“To be fair, it was Komekko that pulled the trigger.” He replied while still getting into position, “I just aimed the gun.” Kazuma smirked, satisfied he’d timed his quip perfectly. Sylvia unable to respond as she twitched more in anticipation.

In the space of a second or two, indeed within the very same sentence, Sylvia had shifted from bold and flirting to legitimately vulnerable and emotional. Perhaps it was some aspect of her Chimeric nature but Kazuma couldn't help but be touched himself, feeling bad for her despite it all.

It seemed like the more time he spent with her, the more his opinion of her changed. How many years did she spend suffering through her own self hatred?

He shook himself of such honest deliberations as he took note of poor stupid Aqua crouching atop that strange MILF of a goat-legged lady, motor-boating those tittays like a true red-blooded letter-jacketed jock, not to mention the bevy of fine-ass monster-girls he'd very recently intimately acquainted himself with.

And of course that blonde crazy slut he loved above all others, Darkness Ford Lalatina, looking like a drop-dead gorgeous angel of the lord as she regarded him with open admiration and lust, her paper-thin aura of pride and nobility atop that perverse masochistic streak making her his perfect match (at least in the sexual realm, it had been a never-ending source of strife in other circumstances, of course…)All of them looked hungry for some loving, more than a few had hands straying between their legs.

Sylvia's somewhat off puttingly large hands cupping his head drew his attention back to her own way too phenomenally beautiful face for someone who could be completely selective about her gender expression, one long black and red bang teasing across her forehead and the bridge of her perfectly formed nose, "Well, are you going to keep staring at me Kazuma? Or are you going to-”
“MMMmmmmmmm!!!!!”

Kazuma had cocked his hips and bounced his ass in the air for a moment, sliding the head of his cock up and down her slit, shivering slightly at the incredible heat her dripping chimeric pussy lips exuded, before he pressed the tip against her and drove inside.

She was tight, incredibly so for a woman as big and experienced as she, and the initial penetration was slow, each one groaning softly as they felt the swollen, fist-sized cap of flesh sink little by little into the gripping, dripping embrace of her monstrous quim. A final sigh escaped them both as her dark pink inner lips finally swallowed the corona, able to tighten themselves again, if only a little, around the huge girth of his shaft.

"Ngh.. Impressive, Kazuma... I've never been quite this.. mhh.. stretched before."

He smirked, "Damn right. My cannon's about to conquer you for the second time!"
Sylvia's eyes went wide at his impertinence, "Churlish!-"

Kazuma closed his eyes blissfully. He moved his hips side-to-side, making his cock lever around inside her.

"Mmmn.. I want it all. Bury that magnificent meatpole inside me.. Give me every inch." Her enormous legs like broad smooth warm spars pressed against his sides, her feet snapping against his ass. Her pussy was making wet sucking sounds that made her go beet-red.

Kazuma’s hips went up and down like a machine. Sylvia shrieked joyously as her cunny was plowed, his cock going deep inside where she had never dared to push anything before. Added to the indescribable sensation was the little shocks of pleasure as he’d nibble and lick her nipples.

They stood straight up begging for attention, and his rough tongue was perfect for the job.
“MMMMRROOOWWWHHHHHHH!!!!” she screamed incoherently, body smacking wetly into his at the point of contact.

Even Kazuma was getting into it more than his usual studly affair, “G-Goddamn… for such a tall girl your pussy’s fuckin toight~” He grunted into her nipple as he shunted himself in as far as he could go.

“Ah~! Do you like it?” Sylvia gasped, trying to seem flirtish while blushing and sweating everywhere, “B-being a chimera means I have full body control… i-inside ah~! and out.” She explained, demonstrating with a sumptuous squeeze on the mighty intruder. “You can fuck me as much as you want, as long as you want, and I’ll still feel like a virgin pussy for you to stre~tch out.”

His smirked, kissing her areola tenderly, “You’ve been thinking about this for a long time, haven’t you?”

The ex-general could only bite her lip and nod in response. Trying her best to keep what little dignity she had left in front of her subjects.

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I was wriggling in place without even Sylvia's tentacles to serve as an excuse. I was so hot, holding back the trembles of excitement was literally impossible as I studied Kazuma's pretty backside as it rocked atop the former Demon King General’s spread wide open legs. Not to mention his big beautiful balls swinging from the base of his cock, their heavy weight promising the large load of baby batter that were raring to deliver to Sylvia's no doubt enviously fertile womb given her accommodating Chimera nature. My noble cunt was an utter swamp with my arousal as I stuttered ever closer to the arresting sight.

I was no doubt giving off so many of the flags that Kazuma liked to mutter about as my eyes flashed about from erotic sight to erotic sight.

Kazuma shifting so that both his hands rested on Sylvia's heels, pressing her feet down alongside her head as he slid his feet back until he was in a pushup position, his legs supported by his toes. His feet were spread wide enough that I had an unrestricted view as he began to slowly pump his cock in and out of the brown woman's hungry twat.

Aqua's already beautiful face softened into an almost cherubic perfection as she nursed close-eyed upon one green mega-ton breast. It was a salacious scene of sapphic love as the towering ogre's other mammarie was similarly occupied by the Harpy girl who was doing a remarkable job of mirroring the high-spirited goddess' manner, her red, yellow, white, and blue feathers a fine complement to Aqua in her light-blue divine raiment, the tips of those blue feathers almost perfectly matching the color of Aqua's hair.

Oh! Hey... It just occurred to me where Stane's big green boobs came from!

The rest of the monster-girls were a feast to the eyes for a bisexual harem member like myself. A fact which was now true for all of them as well if they had not been before, now that they had officially joined my harem alongside their chief. A fact which no doubt contributed to their own arousal which then only multiplied their horniness again and again upon itself like some unholy dynamo of lewdness.

They were all masturbating furiously, their eyes fixed upon Sylvia as she was pounded relentlessly by Kazuma's hips. Their faces were painted with a mixture of lust, desperation, desire, and pure enjoyment, their fingers digging deep into their weeping loins.

Of particular lustful interest was the grey skin toned zombie woman in her exceedingly wide-brimmed sun hat. That was the only thing she currently wore as her maroon dress and sexy black underthings had long since been discarded, the frog girl and the plant girl had wide open eyes as their hands vigorously worked inside that dead pussy, that zombie vagina defying its own nature by letting loose a fountain of love-juices into the air like a faucet, the cool and collected undead matron wailing like a banshee, "I'm cumming! Cumming! I'm cumming! Cumming so hard!"

She writhed and twitched, her legs flailing a way wildly. It was as if she were dying all over again.

An orgy of epic proportions had descended upon this hidden village nestled deep within the woods. Everyone in this place had succumbed to the sheer power of my Kazuma's sex drive and the sheer ecstasy of being filled by him alone. Even the most hardened of beast-like women and monster-type girls could barely control their urges, let alone their desires to have a good rut with him. They'd clearly lost any ability to think as conscious women when they saw Kazuma's full sexual prowess, becoming mindless animals of lust as he held us all captive by sheer willpower alone. (The only ones left were the scribes and the artists who were dedicated to documenting this event to the best of their abilities.)

This was the ultimate proof of what an amazing man he really was. Even a devoted lesbian that joined this harem would certainly have fallen madly in love with him right away. That prowess forced a shameful admission from Sylvia's mouth as he pumped his thick cock in and out of her grasping, self-dousing cunt, "Ah yes! You’re CLAIMING my pussy as your territory-your PROPERTY! But you don’t know how much I love having it used like this! I need it! I’d have given it to YOU, Kazuma! I’m gonna be yours forever!”

I was overwhelmed by my own arousal at this display. This was exactly the way it was supposed to be. There was no lovey dovey involved when a man took advantage of a girl he had defeated. She'd been conquered, and now she was the spoils of war. I squirmed, wishing with every iota of my demanding hot and thoroughly leaking pussy that it was me who'd been penetrated with Kazuma's gigantic cock instead of this crazy villainess!

He was perfect. Kazuma was a stud that needed to take women… he wasn’t the kind of guy that dates girls like me. He already had the lady Lalatina wrapped around his finger, why would he need to go out with me as well? No… our date was just a courtesy. A pity date where he’ll turn his new boss down politely. And that’s fine! That’s for the best! I… I can be happy with just watching him fuck and dominate every woman around. It was really really hot to see. Soon myself, Aqua, Sylvia, and all these monsters’ bellies would be ballooning up. Growing Kazuma’s kids, making milk for them to enjoy, as it should be. As it should be…

“Scuse me miss?” Came a voice from below me, throwing my mind from the future back to the past. Looking down I saw the pink slime girl Esu looking up at me happily. Strangely not masturbating to Kazuma like the rest of us, instead pointing at my breasts, “Is that the same white stuff that comes from a penis? Do you mind if I eat it?”

The slime girl asked sweetly, her innocent face making it hard for me to hold back my blush, “Eh eh…. Of course not.. I- I… to serve as a m-mere serving tray..” I hugged my arms beneath my boobs and wriggled, offering them up to her, “Y-yes, please drink your fill of them… they are fresh and ready to serve you..”

“Oh thank you! That’s so nice!” Esu’s cheery declaration was followed by her head suddenly horrifyingly melting into her rather thin and exaggeratingly curvy torso, her mass of gelatinous flesh looking abruptly more monstrous for one moment before she instantly popped back to her usual girlish form.

Except this time she had two overly cutesy bob-cut heads.

Seeing the monster girl reveal her true ferocious alien nature so brazenly, I'd already cast my arms and thrust out my bosom to be devoured, a massive perverted grin twisting my features as I practically hyperventilated.

I did not have to wait long for my annihilation as after squinting at me and cocking their heads, each shot forth to attach themselves to my nipples by their lips, sucking fiercely in tandem. My stupidly heavy boobs lifting off my torso as she-they sucked, pulled into stretched-out embarrassed cones before the suction pulsed and released, forcing my breasts to change shape with shameful regularity as I was enthusiastically milked by the slime-girl.

I had to cover my mouth to stifle unseemly cries of pleasure, my cheeks burning, my nipples throbbing as my entire body seemed to pulsate towards an orgasm faster than I expected. This wasn’t even my studly Kazuma, just a mere monster girl I’d just met. What kind of shameless harlot was I?

My right breast was released briefly, allowing it to sag with relief back into its normal rounded tear-drop shape for a moment as one of Esu’s faces cycled weirdly between surprised and happy expressions, “Oh Wow! This stuff doesn’t taste like his at all! But it also tastes AMAZING! I’m going to keep eating!”

I collapsed to my knees even as both faces seemed to redouble their efforts, to the point that Esu seemed to lose any ability to maintain her feminine guise, both heads more like particularly fat tentacles attached to my breasts that twisted up into the air before joining with the messy pink pile of goo that was the rest of her form. My climax hit and I moaned while Esu continued to consume my ample breast milk supply without pause. My body shuddered in ecstasy, no juices from my nipples escaping the slime-girl’s powerful sucking but plenty flowed freely down my thighs.

When I recovered a bit and with my much more milkily tinged pink slime-friend's sucking tempo reduced to that of a sleepy satisfied infant, I was able to turn my attention to my surroundings while enjoying the much more moderate pleasure tingling from my engorged nipples.
Nearby Kazuma and Sylvia were still locked together upon the ground in an embrace that was equally passionate and endearing as it was lewd and utterly pornographic.

Above the mid-line of their bodies, they were lovers sharing an intimate moment of connection, kissing with open mouths and tongues intertwined. Their arms were clasped around each other's shoulders, Kazuma's partially lifting and cushioning her head as they made out. It was the kind of romantic encounter between lovers in a poetic love story, perhaps a concealing blanket cast tastefully across the majority of their forms. A beautiful expression of trust, love, and desire, of a tortured broken soul made whole by one fine man's acceptance and love.

But there was no polite covering of their joined loins and below that mid-line was a scene of raunchy abandon and animalistic lust as Kazuma's hips rose and fell, pounding away at Sylvia's messy loudly squelching cunt. Her position beneath him not unlike a bug on its back, her thighs clenched tightly about his sides as her feet bounced wildly in the air above his constantly driving buttocks as he pistoned his massive pillar of cock-flesh, glistening and shiny with her juices, into her steaming cunt and warped her dripping love tunnel. The tremendous swing of his colossal scrotum slapping against her bottom cheeks was graphically loud, a steady PLAPP-PLAPP-PLAPP-PLAPP that filled the area above the soft cries of passion the other denizens of the village had begun to produce after witnessing the titillating spectacle.

The area around them was littered with monster girls pleasuring themselves or each other to their dalliance. Beyond them were the rest of the villagers as well as a smattering of Sylvia’s orcs and goblins who were openly cheering, hooting, and hollering lewdly for their mistress. Such a backdrop to my humiliation… a hoard of monsters engaging in such debauchery… I was a minor figure in this degenerate tableau, a noble crusader defiled by a mere slime…

It was all too much! I couldn’t help but feel such wicked arousal at the denial of what I really desired: Kazuma's full attention, so I could be the one feeling his cock pounding into me like a raging bull!

"Hey you two! Get a room! And hurry up! Let me have my turn! I'm tired of waiting!" Called out Aqua from her spot deeply ensconced within a huge tit-lover's paradise of Bova, Oulan, and Fafy's loving clutches. In fact, her face only partially slipped out from between two monstrously fat-swollen breasts as she sat up from the combined laps of the minotaur and the ogre. Her comparatively miniature body had been stripped nude, her lush curves on display as she laid out, using Fafy's big furred thighs as the final piece of living furniture to keep her holy form from making contact with the ground.

"Excuse you?" Was Kerebyl's instant response, "Your turn? Some of us haven't even had him once. You were already in the harem, I'm sure that cleric's cunt of yours is a well-used cavern by this point. Let someone else get their vag exhumed, yea?"

"Oh this little goddess' pussy is quite a sweet little lady, a very productive lass perhaps, but definitely not a crass open hole, Kere!" Smiled Fafy looking up from the constantly leaking womanhood she'd been smoothly massaging and exploring with her fingers, Aqua's big butt in her lap. She'd expertly extracted several orgasms from the Arch Priestess, getting the keening squirming adventurer to display a very special version of her fountainy Party Trick skill each time.

Aqua's confusion at the zombie's words that she couldn't quite wrap her pretty little head around but that she vaguely sensed were insulting was instantly wiped away by the motherly faun's words, very appreciative that at least someone was giving her just due, "K-Kazuma wants me… stupid zombie…” Aqua tried to retort, but it ended up being quieter than she’d hoped as another wave of pleasure washed over her. Helped by a purple snake woman curling around under her to lift her body from the ground, Aqua surrendering to the crazy women who seemed heaven-bent on pleasuring her, “B-but I can wait my turn…” She mumbled as her mouth was quickly invaded by Chiana’s sexy snake tongue.

“Hey, where’s that crazy Clod guy?" asked one of the more rotund orcs between shoveling a handful of wriggling crunchy snack food into his mouth, "He was funny."

"Yea! I was rooting for that guy!" Added the goblin at his side.

“Oh. Whoops.” Svobena suddenly said, raising her head from between Bova’s legs then putting a hand to her temple. “I left him in a dream he could jerk off to. Guy seemed very horny but I didn’t want him ruining Sylvia’s moment there.” She explained before Cloud, in all his nude absurdly ripped and glistening ten-pack glory, suddenly burst from the trees. “He’s still super horny though. Even after ‘gasming to dream Kazuma fucking his friend like 6 times.”

Dick still rock hard and quivering, pointing the way like a dousing rod for pussy, Cloud's somewhat wild eyes flew across the epic outdoor orgy with obvious relish, a rare toothy grin breaking out. He looked like he couldn't decide where to focus his hungry gaze before he suddenly noticed me.

With a satiated and seemingly dormant Esu little more than slimy residue all over my naked body and a goopy pile between my knees, I was helpless before his ravenous lust!

Cloud walked toward me as if he hadn't seen a girl in weeks, the smile never leaving his face as he strode through the writhing bodies.

Oh no!

Motivated by the presence of the most significant ballast of cock-juice ever to weigh down his crotch, the man had forgotten my declaration that I only wanted Kazuma inside me. Or even worse! He just didn't care anymore! Oh Eris! I'd corrupted this calm and collected, virginal hero and turned him into an uncaring brute, a muscular beast with only one thought in mind:

Breed.

Find a fertile cunt and fuck it into submission.

Oh no! What was I to do? I couldn't let him fuck me! I wouldn't! I didn't want him to fill me with Kazuma’s cum! …did I?

My self imposed celibacy of other men was probably a fool's errand. I certainly had no qualms playing with peniled females, but crossing that line to ‘cheat’ on Kazuma, even amongst an orgy so large, STILL felt different. My heart wouldn’t let the idea go that I would be betraying him, even when it would be his cum. But… perhaps if I crossed that line it would be easier for him to reject me on our date? Not that he needed more fuel, but giving into my excessively lewd desires as this horny muscled boy leered towards me would perhaps be the final nail in the coffin.

My depraved body had already shifted. I turned to face his approach and my hands slid down my thighs as I spread my knees wider, smushing through some of Esu without care.

Oh! Bits of the sweet little slime-girl would make just the most wrong and utterly lewd lube wouldn't they?

“Ooh! The smaller tasty white venom snake!” Esu beamed as she reconstructed herself in Cloud’s path. “Gimme gimme gimme!” She demanded, waving her pinky goopy slit around tentatively.

"Oy! My boys!" Aqua cried as she somehow managed to notice Cloud passing by despite the literal ton of monster girls she'd surrounded herself with, "Cloud! You bring those big beautiful balls over here right now, Mr! And don't get any funny ideas about who those belong to. Me! All mine! Their contents too! No more wasting that precious cum on the ground! That's forbidden!"
Cloud didn't need to be told twice, he turned on a silver Eris. I don't think he really even paid any attention to Aqua's prattle, just noticed a very naked beautiful goddess reaching out to him. Not to mention all of the other sexy and busty monster girls he'd recently interacted with, all looking at his pair of Kazuma's testicles with various levels of interest.

Of course, I was forgotten like a side of vegetables on a carnivore's plate. Better meat was available, even Esu sliding off to get her venom. Leaving me alone on the ground as sounds of Cloud humping into Aqua and Chiana’s mouths wildly joined the cacophony of lewdness.
-which was good! Probably. Though I know that Kazuma will reject me on our date, it doesn’t feel like I should assist too much. And as his cumdump I shouldn’t really be with anyone else. Kazuma was my master. End of story.

And since that’s the case, I should do a nice thing for Aqua as thanks for saving me.
"It's normal that when someone says 'more please' and pulls on Cloud's dick he will expel a mouthful of cum in an easy sedate stream not unlike urination. This isn't an orgasm for him but it feels good and euphoric, basically turning off Cloud's brain and him into a happy dispenser of Kazuma's tasty cum."

“Now listen up girls!” Aqua instantly announced, shooting up and grabbing Cloud’s dick, “I’m going to take the first five to ten mouthfuls, but after that I’m going to make sure that everyone gets a nice taste of fresh cum! Just make sure to not lick the dick, only the cum, cause this thing doesn’t taste as good as Kazuma’s. Anyway, MORE PLEASE!” She explained briefly before a stream of cum ran out of Cloud’s dick and leaked into Aqua’s mouth. Paul and Inari Okami doing their duty to keep the sperm hot and tasty for the Goddess’ enjoyment. Cloud just sighing at the temporary relief of pressure from inside his aching balls. Perhaps it was a normality that would benefit both, and keep them busy from nearly fucking me again.

My attention and more than likely the attention of every person in the village, despite whatever promiscuous depravity they were currently involved in, was wrenched to the center-piece of this backcountry spree of debauched love-making as Sylvia screamed through the hand she uselessly held to her mouth as she was split around my stallion. It was clearly an orgasm for she sprayed messily around Kazuma’s embedded prick, her whole body jerking and wavering.

My gaze shifted as I had only eyes for Kazuma and I swooned inside as I witnessed his handsome face twist and firm with his own climax, eyes widening and teeth gritting as he found purchase and rolled his hips to claim in. To depths no lesser man could reach, his dominant thrust surpassed and pressed her womb hard inward. I had no doubt that the former demon general was contemplating the years wasted, fiddling with fingers, tentacles, and fruitless sapphic stimulation; when she could have been spreading her big brown thighs for far more capable company!

She came again and again as Kazuma ejaculated deep into her waiting womb, squealing as her muscles tightened uselessly against the mass widening her. I knew exactly what she was feeling, my unruly imagination and my unkempt sex-obsessed memory supplying the details with relish. Her body in the throes of milking, the stud needn’t even thrust to further his climax. But instinct was there. He was embedded and needed to act on it. He had been stimulated earlier, and her space inside was cramped and accommodatingly wet. Muscle groups twitched and flicked, his heels ground against the leaf-infested ground as he grunted and steadily whined through his continual and long-lasting discharge of thickly fertile semen.

Soon enough, though it felt like an eternity of endless grinding and thrusting, gasping for air, the two lovers collapsed onto the grass beside one another, panting heavily.

“Omahgod…” Sylvia gasped out first, her dignified cadence changing to sloppy slurred sounds to match the state of her pussy, “Stomach sofull… sososooo muchcum… can’t even absorb it all if I wanted to…”

“Glad you liked,” Kazuma smiled, reaching up and patting the sensitive part of her mons he’d found to make the giant squirm some more. Thinking how far the ex-general had become twisted around his finger before standing up, “but anyway, sounds like I have a backlog of patients to deal with before you get a second go. Though if you give Darkness a good time for me and maybe I’ll bump you up that list.”

“Ayeaye master..” Sylvia smiled up to her co-chief, stroking his face gently like she barely believed he was real, “Just… gimme a sec…”

“Yo, nap time?” said Svobena, the mind flayer suddenly appearing next to them before collapsing almost immediately on top of the larger Sylvia, using her breasts as a pillow. “You feel really satisfied chief.” She purred, earning a half chuckle from the larger girl who began stroking her head tentacles while they snuggled in the afterglow.

Kazuma walked off, shooting a pose to one of the goblins painting his form before shaking out his body and moving on to the main event.

“Alright, who wants some?!” He roared in happiness while head first diving into the pool of monster girls.

Notes:

Sorry for the delay on this one. I'm sure you've heard it all before from a thousand other writers, but life does get in the way of writing sometimes.

For those worried, we're definitely nearing the end of the monster girl stuff, I really wasn't expecting it to go on this long lol, it's almost like it's own mini-light novel in the middle of this whole thing. Hopefully everyone will continue to enjoy when I can get these out.

Chapter 52: Forest Invasion Finale: The Art of an Orgy

Summary:

Last chapter for a while written with Cross C

There's a pun with exhibitionist and art exhibition that I'm not smart enough to come up with.

Chapter Text

The tapestries and murals captured the events to follow better than I ever could.

A poem, describing the elegance of how Kazuma defiled the breasts of Oulan while he bit down on the tip of Luminara’s tail who had wrapped around his body like a regal drape. Yet he still had the energy to finger Saffron to orgasm as well. Though it seemed the artist got a smidge lazy by the end, rhyming ‘cum’ with ‘bum’ after Kazuma jizzed in Saffron’s green asshole.

A bold painting, looking more like a poster for a play, where Kazuma stood amongst the swarming monsters as they grabbed any part of him they wanted. Aqua leaping on him from above, Kerebryl wrapping around his leg from below, Katarina swooping in from above while her uncovered pussy ground into Kazuma’s arm, and several more swarming in the foreground. The artist had chosen to keep his mighty cock uncovered, to draw perspective and show the titan-esque todger that all desired.

It wasn’t all writing and pictures though. One interpretation of the art was made by a particularly bardic goblin, singing a song that was not in a tongue I recognised. The tune was pleasant and seemed to capture the attention of those who could understand it… though I would later be told it was a ranking of every girl’s breasts.

The longest piece was the short story written about how Kazuma’s railing of Svobena ended up showing vivid mind-images of how much pleasure she felt. Connecting our souls briefly in a psychic tundra, beautiful by name and nature. The story was wonderfully written (though Kazuma seemed to complain about being part of a ‘fanfic’ whatever that was.)

It seemed that once there was some starting art, a lot of others joined in on the fun of it all. Even some of the monster girls got in on it! It was a nice change of pace for them while they waited for their turn with their new chief. Oulan, while a quiet ogre girl, made a surprisingly beautiful portrait of Kazuma and Esu. Really capturing the light tones of the slime as she melted in her new ‘boyfriend’s’ arms. Saffron bloomed an entire tree in the shape of herself being hugged from behind by Kazuma. Which was impressive to me though some commented it was a bit self-indulgent with how much of herself took up the piece. Katarina had tried her best too, though feathers and talons make for poor tools for the sculpture she attempted. She was proud of her strange clay pile though, especially when Fafy identified it was her with Kazuma as the subject.

More and more art pieces piled up as the day went on. Our orgy inspiring many to have fun and create while the sunlight was still with us. Some showed the mighty positions of the ever erect chief having the time of his life in this strange orgy. There was some art that showed girl on girl, the strange combos of faun on zombie or lamia on lamia action. Some were from the point of view of Cloud, filling a monster’s mouth or pussy with Kazuma’s cum while trying to push it in as far as he could at the same time.

There was even one statue that revolved around me! Sylvia had recovered enough to ‘show me a good time’, which thanks to Svobena meant she knew exactly how much I’d dreamt of being assaulted by tentacles. The highlighted moment of the statue was me hanging upside down while my pussy squirted skyward, but all while the ex-demon general casually sucked my tongue. Her calm smooches were a complete contrast to my quivering upside mess of a body.

“So you’re the favoured concubine?” Sylvia giggled into my mouth, “I can see why, your reactions to stimuli are quite addictive.” I could only moan in response as her tentacles wriggled around my body again. “But also, I hear, you’re my newest employer? I hope you’ll treat me better than the Demon King?”

“P-pomise…” I babbled out, barely able to get that single word out before my body convulsed in pleasure again.

She smiled, “And I believe you. As long as you treat my subjects well I’m sure we’ll get along. Perhaps I can even offer some benefits?” She ran the back of her hand along my upturned face, “Outside of the obvious ones of course. Kazuma is certainly too perfectly sculpted to change, but if you’d ever like to try having a minotaur’s horns or a harpy’s wings then I’d be happy to oblige.”

I’d certainly consider the offer, though I was in no position to answer her properly. It was interesting though, did I want to change anything? Would extra features on my body make battles easier? Could I make myself tougher, taller, stronger, faster, …more likely to hit things? Potentially, though Aqua had wandered over and given her own answer.

“Ooh! Maybe I can try out a snake tongue at some point! It felt SUPER good down my throat and I bet Kazuma would like me to suck his dick like that.” She beamed from her seat before turning around and pulling on Cloud, “More please.” The Goddess demanded while Cloud unleashed jet after jet of her favourite liquid.

“I’m sure that can be arranged, as can the return of your original testicles, sir.”

“Not interested.” Was his immediate response, before looking a little embarrassed about his answer, “I mean, you know, if Kazuma allows me to keep them for now? They’re pretty useful for all the sex… and I think Tifa, Aerith and Jessie would like a go with them too…”

Aqua shrugged him off while gulping the last of Kazuma’s cream, “Ahh, I’m sure Kazuma doesn’t care that much. He’s far too busy to care. Plus! You aren’t allowed to give them back! I’m your goddess and I decree that you keep them. I won’t allow it! You can’t let Ra-oul the Right Ball and Himari Shinto fade into obscurity! They are testicular heroes! Worthy of their own Japanese Enka!”

The blonde-haired boy tilted his head at her in confusion, as he muttered under his breath, “A-are they the name of my balls? Wouldn’t they just be the same as Kazuma’s since they were cloned?”

“Well it’s no difference to me,” Sylvia agreed, sitting down in her throne next to Aqua, finally flipping me back around and cradling my tired body in her large arms as all of us watched him work. “He’s positively magnificent, isn’t he?”

The final image, one that none of the art managed to capture properly, was Kazuma with ALL the other monsters.

Kazuma was on his back, lying atop the enormous plush mushroom cap of vivid red and pink rose. The air around him tasted of pollen and sweet floral scents as beautiful tulips, blossoms, and hydrangea flowed up to outline the vast cushion like mushroom. A ring of giant leaves criss crossed over each other all around it, the whole arrangement giving off the impression of one giant matressy flower.

Saffron had summoned the nature-crafted bed, complaining about 'doing it' on the dirty ground which had seemed odd coming from a plant person, but she'd been perfectly unbothered when that incongruity had been pointed out.

That she was now one of four women with their heads pressed closely to Kazuma's crotch and that she was only half on said pillowy flower with her green knees digging firmly into dirty soil was a further point of contradictory personality traits or perhaps it was just a sign of how overwhelmingly manly my Kazuma was.

In any event, the sight of her as well as Katarina, Lily, and Esu on all fours with their hips raised and their heads lowered to tend to Kazuma's genitals slavishly with their lips, tongues, and hands was a thing to behold. Firm yet delightfully jiggly (especially so in Esu's case) asses squirmed in the air with petite pretty vaginas peeking out between thighs and leaking glistening arousal with abandon. The way they all cooed and worked together seamlessly spoke volumes as to how much they now loved Kazuma, their conquered passion overriding their conflicting personalities and petty rivalries. Though who am I to judge? I once considered Aqua a rival, before Kazuma set us both right. Not through subservience, but a shared sisterhood of desire.

The rest of Kazuma's body was being worshipped by a bevy of busty monster girls. Oulan and Bova were flanking him, their huge forms sinking deep into the mushroom's plush cap as they scrunched themselves in close, massive breasts packed into plump globes against his side as well as draped voluminously atop his stomach, as both licked and teased a nipple. Bova going so far as to cup under his body to lift him closer to her mouth.

Fafy and Kerybyl were around Kazuma's head, though the faun was sitting back and giving the zombie an exasperated look as she clambered on top of his face. Facing his feet she buried his nose within the deep cleavage of her glossy grey ass, the way her hips swelled and the gravidity and plumpness of those cheeks made one wonder how anyone could really categorize her as without life. Certainly not the devil-may-care grin she delivered to Kazuma as she looked back over her shoulder at him and reached back to grasp his head and shove it in deep, "There we go! Gonna put that stud tongue of yours to-ung!-work!" She panted, already breaking down her tough act as he worked. The cunning boy adding tufts of magic to each lick, heating and cooling her ever so slightly. “F-fuck… you really know how to m-make a dead girl feel AH! Alive!” The zombie moaned. Fafy the faun was content simply stroking Kazuma’s hair, curling up near his head and resting her breasts amongst his curly tufts while he worked.

Svobena was sitting on his stomach. She’d acted like a cat for a while, trying to find the best place to nap by circling the other girls while still being part of the fun. Now though, she was surrounded by her horny friends, which made napping almost impossible. Her supernatural empathy a real burden at times as she rubbed herself along his belly, straddling him, cooing in delight while she felt such strong feelings.

And finally, with their bodies framing the whole image perfectly, was Luminara and Chiana. The two lamias that had started this whole affair, now having to be content with Kazuma’s hands. Struggling to get through the crowd to just hold or suck his digits.

It was a wonderful finale to end the day on. Kazuma getting to once more end the orgy with one last tidal wave of semen to share amongst his newest subjects.

Chapter 53: State of the World after Monster Girls

Summary:

Let's catch up with some subplots, shall we?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Alright, time for us to head home.” Kazuma announced after we’d all gotten dressed, a wave of disappointed groans flowing over the group as he raised his hands in defence, “I know, I know, I’m sorry your new chief must go so soon, but we have to get back before they actually DO send a search party out for us.”

“You could all come with us,” I said, looking up at Sylvia, “We could find a few spare rooms for you all to stay in and-”

The large girl shook her head with a kind smile, “It’s a nice offer, one that I'm sure we'll take up in the coming days, but I think this lot has been through enough adventure for one evening. As small as this place is, it was our home. I’m sure they’d all like to take the time to say goodbye to it before we move closer to you.”

While her group had seemed interested in coming when I brought it up, the explanation made them all take a look around and agree. I hadn’t the slightest notion to push them.

“Well, you’re all welcome whenever you want. Take your time, as far as I’m concerned you’re all officially part of the Dustiness Ford Harem.” I announced, a huge cheer erupting from the whole village as I did.

Aqua was whining though, "Can we go now? Cloud's starting to look really horny again."

I looked over to see the blonde trying to subtly stroke himself through his tight leather pants. I’d totally ruined that boy, and I sort of felt bad for Tifa and Aerith as we said we’d bring him back to their bar tonight. Well, hopefully the prospect of being with Kazuma’s balls at least would bring them comfort. I’m sure many girls out there would love to have an item like that.

Sylvia quickly grabbed Kazuma and brought him into a passionate kiss. Dragging him from the ground and wrapping him in breast and tentacle until it almost looked like he was being consumed by her thickness. Thankfully she let him free enough to breathe again, "I know we'll see each other tomorrow to get body checked by your secretary. But it just feels like a lifetime away." she purred seductively into the temporarily brain dead Kazuma, letting him go down to the floor again, "Until we see each other again, lover."

With our final waves and goodbyes we bid farewell to the small village. Saffron had gifted us with a walking tree stump to sit on, and Katarina was flying with us for a while to make sure we found our way through the chaotic trees.

In the dying light of the evening it would be a while before we reached the town again. From there we could use the teleport spell to get ourselves and Cloud home, but I was enjoying the strange wooden ride as I snuggled with Kazuma.

I did have to wonder though, what had been happening out there while we were busy with the monsters?


09:52 AM - Axel City Park

They were holding, just like their leader had instructed. Still going about their morning prayer to Aqua, calmly sat in a circle. Not performing any more lewd acts. Just calmly, peacefully, sitting still.

“Alright, I think they’re gone now.” The blonde priest said when she saw the group of four leave out Axel’s main gate.

Cecily’s Axis cultists all changed mannerisms. Stopping their praying and divine goals instantly. Now they all sprang up and began walking together as a unit. Cecily at the front, walking with determination. Perhaps the most fearful image to ever grace Axel in all the years of monster and Demon Lord general attacks.

They reached a cart. One piled with boxes of various sizes, with a horse on the front and a driver at the wheel ready to go. Cecily quickly jumping on top of it and grabbing a clipboard that had been left atop one of the boxes, reading the notes on it briefly before getting to work.

"Alright, you four." She gestured to three women and one man, which some of you may remember as those who were painting Kazuma earlier. "You're to head to Elroad with the paintings we just made. I need you to sell those to any business that'll take them. We want Kazuma's penis art to be splattered all over that town. Those gambling addicts who are down on their luck will see his image and be so moved they'll HAVE to join the Axis cult!"

The three quickly nodded and hurried away.

"You three," She pointed to perhaps her sluttiest followers, "I need you to be upping the worship prayers. Take your Kazu-Dildos, find any small unconverted village, and prayer your hearts out. Really moan and grind those dicks into your pussies. The louder the better when it comes to conversion."

Like warriors to arms, they grabbed a couple dildos each and also quickly hurried away.

She kept going down the list, giving orders to her many followers. A bulk were to go to the capitol and use the money they'd saved to procure a new shop (they needed to subtly convert it into a church for tax purposes as well). A few were to simply stay with Cecily and bring the cart of wares over to Wiz's shop for a check in with her boss. There were even a few of her more calmer followers that were to continue peace talks with the Eris Sect, though even they had a chip on their shoulder about it.

After the orders were given Cecily hopped down and went ahead to have a chat with Vanir before they'd hauled it over. The girl calmly walking through the street, thinking of even more plans and schemes to help spread her gospel truth of Kazuma and Aqua. The idea of slowing down never occurred to her, it just wasn't how Cecily rolled.

She walked up to the shop, hearing a lot of yelling from her new manager.

"WHAT IS MOI SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS UTTER GARBAGE?!" She heard a roar in her mind, as if she was standing right next to the masked demon.

"V-Vanir! Please don't be mad! I couldn't resist when he said what it was!"

With a simple ding, the priest opened the door to see the cowering lich herself. Timidly on her knees while the taller demon berated her, clearly yelling about the strange case of items that lay on the counter. Wiz was a little teary, but seemingly used to this treatment.

"What's the matter, boss?" Cecily asked while walking into the store, a rageful hell beast glared at her.

"You." He bluntly growled, "Are you responsible for this?"

His hand accusatorily pointed the object towards the priest. In it, a small cuddly toy doll of Kazuma.

"N'aww! It's so cute!" She gleamed, grabbing the toy and rubbing it against her face, "A little pocket sized Kazuma! Oh, it's lovely, are you guys selling this?"

Vanir tapped his foot angrily before slumping his shoulders in defeat, "Moi supposes so. As much as Moi wishes you hadn't spent such a large portion of our rent on these degenerate paraphernalia, he isn't a fool to see the money potential." Wiz's eyes lit up once comprehending what he meant, but before she could be happy with something she bought, he folded his arms at her. "Though YOU will be spending the time removing all the knives from inside the objects!"

"The what?"

"Of course!" Wiz exclaimed, grabbing the box of toys and taking them towards the back room, "Though, the seller did say they were a useful toy AND weapon..."

"Shut it!" He snapped, "And remove the curse from these Kazuma key chains while you're at it! They don't need to weigh the same as him!"

Once she'd squeaked away, Vanir sighed, rubbing his mask soothingly.

"Wow, didn't realise we weren't the only one getting in on the Kazuma brand," Cecily commented, picking up and admiring a the Kazuma soaps and party plates.

"Moi needs to kill whomever sells this stuff to that ignorant shopkeeper. This is just the same rubbish he always peddles us, but now with this smug twit on the front." Vanir grumbled, then grabbing a 'Kazuma Cake' and unwrapping it. "Tell Moi, does this at least taste like him?"

Munch "No. That's just strawberry flavour... which I'm kinda mildly allergic to..."

He threw the rest of it over his shoulder and into the trash can on the other side of the room, "Moi knows. Moi just needed to feel your discomfort to pick himself up this morning." He admitted, moving the last of the Kazuma boxes to behind the counter. "Now, to our business."

She nodded, bringing out her clipboard again. "We got a cart full of new dildos, with a new and improved magic system. You were right, we can push the orgasm limit all the way up to five a day. I had a few of my girls testing them with morning prayer. Those notes you got from the Succubus test subjects really helped," She explained, flicking through her pages, "Those potion improvements also came back positive, got a few of those in the second case. We're also expanding our prayer operation to a few more key locations. Plenty more Axis recruits when they see us masturbating to Kazuma, and as soon as they sign the image of our dear Aqua in pure bliss seals the deal."

"Good good." Vanir hummed, looking through the clipboard himself, "Excellent work, human. Moi is finding this partnership quite rewarding, you have a knack of spreading certain emotions around town."

"Thanks! I'm just so lovely, everyone is always happy to see me!" She beamed, not realising the true message of his words but he wasn't that bothered to spell it out either.

Instead they let Cecily's men walk in with the crate, landing them heftily on the ground.

But they weren't alone.

“So, this is where the counterfeit Satou Kazuma dildos are coming from.”

Cecily snapped around, aiming her hands for karate chops at the intruder of the shop. Vanir was a lot less snappy, calmly turning to face the voice.

“Counterfeit? Moi’ll have you know Madame those are 100% real sexual devices, ready to pleasure any woman that so desires.” He smiled, bowing his back ever so slightly to go to eye level, “Any resemblance to a human penis, real or fictional, is purely coincidental.”

“Mmhmm,” Sena frowned. Walking forwards to the box of dildos while her associate entered the room with her. “So the fact I just came in from the Succubus café and they told me exactly the terms you used to sell these items is purely coincidental as well? What was it… ‘A complete replica of Kazuma’s cock, right down to bumps and veins’?”

“Yeah! Ringing any bells?” Aerith cut in, sort of ruining the tension but enjoying the noir vibe too much not to join in.

The brow on Cecily’s forehead was getting rather sweaty, especially when Vanir’s scary masked eyes glanced down at her. “Um, I’m…”

“Moi’ll handle this. Go to the cart and finish getting things ready.”

“As secretary of the harem, I should report this straight away.” Sena continued as Cecily scurried away, “If women are using this to relieve themselves instead of going to Master Satou Kazuma then it could make them less likely to want to be bred.” She lifted the dildo up and down, admiring the craftsmanship and the resemblance to the real thing. Even if the purple colour was clearly wrong, everything else was like she was holding the mighty beast right there.

“Surely a plastic item could never come close to your ‘Master’s’ warm blooded phallus?” Vanir retorted with a grin, “Besides, the Succubae must have told you about the secret feature. Moi thinks you wouldn’t have come here if honour was on the table.”

Sena just continued to inspect it, looking at where the magic item would inevitably shoot it’s load and imagining the amount of babies she could attempt to have with her own Kazuma cock on tap. And there were so many in this box…

“Sounds like he has our number, Sena-chan.” Aerith grinned widely, accepting defeat with a happy attitude and a dildo in hand, “I wanted to get one for Tifa and her bar as soon as I heard about it.”

The tall demon was already lifting up a small box, “Moi knows. Boxes were set aside for the several business locations that the brat and his blonde bimbo have bought.”

“Wow. You’re good.” said Aerith, inspecting her own product. “How much?”

“Free, for such close companions. But only…” He looked over at Sena, the serious woman tapping her foot with a frown still. “...if we’re allowed to stay in business, after all.”

“I should report this.” Sena repeated in basically a mumble, unable to let the dildo go, still just playing with it in her hand, “But Mistress Darkness… is very bad at reading the finer details of my paperwork. Perhaps this will be just another thing she misses.”

Vanir's mouth went wide, exploding his arms outward in sadistic happiness.

“Excellent! Moi is so thrilled you could see it from his angle, now hurry along we have to get the shop ready.” He quickly started pushing them through the door. Aerith with her box of dildos went first but Sena stopped herself and pressed her newest toy into Vanir's top.

“I want to know one thing before I do this: why hide these?”

“Why, simply money of course!” He replied, brushing his jacket lightly as he did, “Moi is getting very little from this deal. The brat can enjoy all his silly monkey-brained coitus without needing to be cut in on every transaction of mine.” The demon said before shutting the door and returning to his boxes of inventory, "Besides. The streets of lonely women are slowly disappearing. Moi's nose has never been clearer..." He said to no one in particular.


11:20 AM - Alcanretia

“So we’re agreed. We'll tell her the truth.”

Cielo nodded.

There was a moment where it looked like the two sat at the table had strengthened their resolve.

Then they cracked a moment later.

“D-does it have to be the WHOLE truth?” Cielo whimpered, hiding her head in her arms. “It was already so embarrassing having to reveal myself to you, Lia! I don’t think my heart can handle twice.”

Lia sighed. She wasn’t exactly looking forward to this either. Erika could easily freak out and try and ‘change them back’ or ‘burn those damn Axis forms’. The truth would make it look like the two were under some form of spell so it would be reasonable…

If the two Axel Hearts hadn’t already revoked their ties to the church. They weren’t loyal to it anymore. But, they were loyal to someone now…

The bluenetter stroked her friends back. “Come on Cielo. We can’t keep hiding it from her forever. Can we?” Her friend just whimpered into her own arm fort as a response, “You… you remember how much fun we had yesterday, yeah?” Cielo paused. Her ears very obviously turning red before nodding.

Yesterday… well it was suffice to say that the two’s friendship would be forever changed now.

They’d spent all that time after the concert just ravishing each other. Over and over again to try and get their hornyness levels back to human standards, making Lia’s already messy room a true wreck. Even just looking at her friend in the eyes, Lia could remember the softness of Cielo’s breast as she sucked on it during her climax. A similar feeling from the other singer as she could still feel the sensation of her fingers exploring Lia’s perky rear and tight asshole. Their Kazuma brand dildos had run out of juice after about three loads each, Cielo had swallowed two of them and let the final blast her womb, while Lia had done the reverse and only slurped one so two could fill her up properly. After that the dildos stopped squirting when they orgasmed, but even without the magic they were such a useful tool for two noob nubile singers to fuck each other with. Lia’s rolling hips against Cielo’s hand as she slammed the cock deep inside her. Cielo’s moans of pleasure while Lia got a faux blowjob from the girl, rubbing the impressive sized dick between her thighs while the girl sucked.

Even just this backrub was bringing back erotic memories for the two. Lia looked down at the girl and couldn’t help but think how cute she was, remembering the well fucked smile from yesterday of the usually shy girl.

Cielo was still hiding but she could feel Lia’s hand and smell her wonderful perfume. The experiences of yesterday dancing on her mind and making her reach her leg forward until they were touching under the table. Neither pulled away, just letting the secret leg affair play out in the minor privacy they had.

“Hey girls! How’s it going?”

The two snapped their backs up. Looking incredibly suspicious for two ladies just sitting on their small dinner table.

“Good!” Lia practically yelped back. “Good, good, very good. How about you, Cielo?”

“I AM ALSO GOOD!” She yelled, temporarily forgetting the volume of regular humans, “HOW ABOUT YOU, ERIKA!?”

Erika gave them both an eyebrow but shrugged and went to the pantry. It was a relatively nice apartment the three had rented. A bedroom each, a small kitchen, and enough room for all their props and costumes. For only the few days they were staying there it had been a great find.

“Yeah, not bad. The people of this town aren’t very cute but their hot springs are great!” She said while grabbing a bowl of cereal for herself and placing her breakfast down on the third seat. “Sad that you two couldn’t come.”

Cielo nearly choked, “W-WHAT?! CUM-?!”

“Yes. It is sad we couldn’t GO WITH HER to the hot springs yesterday, isn’t it, Cielo?” Lia sterny cut in, giving her friend a look of ‘be cool’. The shyer girl blushed and nodded silently. The bluenette just sighed, “Sorry about it Erika, the concert just took it out of us. Next time we’ll definitely all go together.”

The pink haired girl was still frowning about whatever that was but munching her cereal at the same time. “Alright… oh yeah! I even found a hot spring that Darkness owns! Did you guys know about that?”

That fact shook them a little out of their stupor. “Oh wow! She’s going up in the world.” said Lia.

“Yeah! I think it’s cause she’s a noble and started on that ‘Harem Knights’ programme.”

Cielo lightly put a finger to her cheek in thought, “I think my dad wanted me to consider doing that. But mostly as a way for me to NOT get pregnant, telling me he’d beat up any guy who wasn’t ‘perfect’.” She sighed, “But I guess Kazuma’s already taken, huh?” Lia nodded in sadness, patting her friend’s back again.

With a cute head tilt, Erika looked at her, “Huh? What do you mean about Kazuma?”

Their blood ran cold.

In a panic they looked at each other, then to the mildly confused Erika, then back to each other hoping the other would know what to say.

“You guys are getting all sweaty,” commented Erika, finishing the last of her cereal, “Ooh! Is there gossip?” She intuitively asked, studying their growing panic and flapping mouths, “Something about Kazuma… OH! Do you have a crush on him, Cielo-chan?!” She squealed in happiness.

“NO!” Cielo retorted, “I mean, kinda, but that isn’t-!”

Lia put her hand up, giving everyone a beat before she began talking.

“Erika.” She spoke calmly, using her best leader voice, “There’s something very serious we want to talk to you about.”

“O-okay?” She replied, being caught off guard, “What’s wrong?”

Lia once more took a beat, though this time it was to compose herself more than needing to control the situation.

“Me and Cielo had sex."

The room went silent. Like all the air had been drained out the room.

Erika blinked, partly in disbelief, partly in wonder if this was a joke they were springing on her. But with the seriousness of their faces, that possibility soon drained.

"...seriously? Are you two, like, a thing now?"

They both nodded, "We weren't..." Cielo started before looking over at Lia and looking down again, "We haven't talked about it."

"We just didn't want to make it awkward for you." Lia continued, trying to change the subject, "We're a team. You deserve full transparency. I promise this won't affect the band, or our friendship, or anything. Any questions I'm sure we can answer."

The pink haired girl's eyes had gone dark. Lowering her vision downwards until neither could see what she was thinking.

"Two questions. How did it start, and will it continue?"

The two felt like they were on trial, never having seen their upbeat friend like this. Was it rage? Was this the full on angry Erika?

"There's... magic spell on the Axis forms. If you sign them, they make you see Kazuma and Aqua together..."

Cielo continued, "I thought they were needing me to sign an extra bill for the room. After I was so enraptured by what I saw I raced to my room to be alone. There I found..." She trailed off, looking to her leader for help once more.

"There's no easy way to describe it. It's Kazuma's penis." Lia came straight out and said it, so embarrassed she couldn't look at Erika and missed her reaction, "We both got one. They're dildos that are exactly the size and shape to our producer's, the Axis cult is OBSESSED with him, and, yeah, I kinda, sorta, get it..."

Erika was still silent.

In the silence, Cielo grabbed Lia's hand. "To answer your other question. Yes, I want to keep being with Lia." She admitted, the bluenette nodding in agreement, "We may also be asking Darkness about us joining her harem when we reach Axel. So that might happen some days as well, but we both agreed to not stay if it gets in the way of the Axel Hearts at all."

Erika was still silent, but she stood up from the table and walked away.

"Erika!" Lia called after her, but no response. Deciding she needed space to think, they both stayed at the table. "That... could have gone better." She sighed, melting into the table.

"It could have gone worse as well," her partner smiled, rubbing her back a bit, "At least we don't have to lie to her."

"Yeah..." Lia agreed from the table, looking up at Cielo with a warm smile while rubbing her leg. The two could already feel the magnetic pull of something intimate coming along, it hadn't really stopped since they'd first kissed. Lips were still on both their minds. Lia slowly getting up from the table while Cie-

SLAM

Both jumped when Erika's hand landed on the table. They looked up, then down at the piece of paper in her hands. A simple Axis form signed 'Erika'.

She pushed her fingers together awkwardly, "Happened at the hotsprings, said I was getting a massage..." She admitted, looking sheepishly to the side. "When you wanted to talk, thought you'd heard me masturbating all night after I saw the vision. But... guess you two were busy too." She chuckled, Lia and Cielo slowly standing to see her on eye level. She gulped, seemingly needing to build some courage to say, "Any chance you got room for one more?"

Cielo leapt on her friend, Erika being very surprised as she fell back onto the nearby couch, "Woah!" Erika exclaimed, "I know I'm cute Cielo-chan but-MMPH!" Her defence was cut off by Cielo's mouth, as timid as she was around guys, the brunette had found she had almost endless game when it came to girls. Already ripping open Erika's morning clothes with her freakish strength and fondling deep into her bra. Erika was a piece of driftwood in Cielo's storm, with nothing to do but let the wind take her. Her only salvation, Lia. not far behind after having ran off to grab their KazuDildos.

The Axel Hearts quickly devolved into a tiny orgy. Taking turns in who got to be 'the Kazuma' while they fucked each other's brains out. Erika had a lot of catching up to do in exploring her band mate's bodies, but they were very eager to share. Loving the chance to learn about Erika as well.

They never knew why they were able to stay an extra day free of charge, but the people of Alcanretia were perhaps just that accommodating. Though they swore they'd be out of town tomorrow, they had a lot to discuss with the Dustiness Harem after all...


19:59 PM - Kazuma's Mansion

“Where are they?!” a woman in a tree growled.

The mansion she’d been staking out all day was quite a lively space. Demons were coming and going as they pleased, some in maid outfits and others just in their assumed ‘work’ clothes. There was a few humans too, mainly that one secretary type girl but there was a point where the brown haired priest had left as well.

But her main target hadn’t been back all day. The thief knew this could happen as the adventurer could be out for all hours on a quest, perhaps she shouldn’t have arrived so early… but her goal was to see him and the anticipation was growing too much for her not to try and wait it out.

So she waited. And now, it was basically night time and she was still waiting.

“This is taking the piss…” She muttered, a sigh escaping her lips as she watched the sun vanish completely on the horizon. “...maybe I need to seek professional help…”

“You came here looking to affirm you hated Kazuma.” A voice in her head suddenly whispered, “If you can’t find him… maybe something with his smell will do.”

Melissa felt a twitch. Her heart speeding up just a little at the thought of smelling something Kazuma wore… because she hated him of course. He was a nobody. The dreams were some horrible curse she’d picked up from an item she’d stolen to make her think only about the worm of a man.

She wasn’t obsessed. And when Melissa found herself already sneaking into the mansion she told herself that again. And again. Maybe she’d believe it on the fourth try?

As soon as she smelled something of Kazuma's, she'd break the spell and be free.

The mansion’s defences were pretty sparse, which could be understood for a residential address. All it takes is one window to be open for an expert treasure hunter like Melissa to get it, the real problem was staying hidden from those demonesses roaming the halls while trying to find the right room.

For a pitiful worm, Kazuma certainly did have a lot of hot demons in his house.

With sneak and concealment tactics easily fooling the lot of them, Melissa quickly found herself in the bedroom of the man himself. Thankfully a simple plaque on the front reading ‘Kazuma’s room’ spelled it out for her. She slipped inside, carefully making zero noise as the door clicked behind her.

Already it smelled… amazing.

‘No! Horrible!’ The thief corrected herself. Almost wanting to slap her face to stop any amount of arousal she was definitely not feeling right now.

A large semi-destroyed bed in the middle, with claw marks smearing the area… along with several other ‘smears’. She had to physically force herself not to jump and give a deep whiff to the sheets. Instead looking around the room, ignoring the plain cupboard and chest of drawers to find…

Her eyes lit up more than she’d wished them to at the dirty pile of laundry.

Perhaps more than any other treasure she’d procured, more than gold and jewels, ancient relics, even the biggest piles of Eris… Melissa was somehow happiest about finding this one pair of boxers from the top of this messy laundry mound.

The well renowned thief was ecstatic as she held the underwear in her hands. It felt worn and unclean, it looked stained and battered, and by god she could smell so much.

Ideas of doing this from anger were leaving her brain too quickly to replace them. She wanted to smell these boxers more than anything, she’d just lost her original reasoning.

The fabric rose to her nose.

SNIFF

Sweat. Salt. Cum. Musk. Juicy. Sour. Man. So many words electrified her brain as the scent penetrated deep inside her. Melissa’s lungs almost stung from how much she was holding in this heavenly aroma, not wanting to let it out so soon.

“Oh gawd…” She whimpered after a long exhale. “Kazuma…”

“To think the famous Treasure Hunter would resort to an old panty raid.”

Melissa snapped so much of her body at once. In her enjoyment she’d completely missed two people entering the room. One large breasted, green haired succubus floating next to a shorter white haired girl.

“Like you can talk, petty thief.” Melissa spat back.

Chris scoffed. “Excuse you. I’m actually part of this harem, Melissa. As far as I know, you’re literally here to steal from part of my group. Though I really didn’t expect you to be on your knees like this.”

The buxom hunter was beet-red. Her reputation as a hunter and a woman was really looking like it was about to collapse… though right now she was more just jealous that Kazuma had apparently chosen this flat little twerp over her.

“I… I… GAH!” Melissa roared, throwing down a smoke pellet and bursting the room into white. The two coughed but as the smoke cleared all that was seen was an open window.

“My my, what a crazy thing to have happen.” Morrigan giggled, watching the thief run into the night.

Chris wasn’t smiling though. “You’re manipulating her, aren’t you?”

A flash of surprise almost bubbled to the demon’s surface. “Hmhm. Of course not.” She replied casually, “If I was, I’d be following her to make sure she’d still dream of our beloved. Though, perhaps at this point she’d be dreaming even without my help.”

“Ugh, you demons all think you’re so good at lying when you really aren’t.” Chris sighed, fingers pinching the upper part of her nose in frustration. “Just… take it easy on her. Alright? She doesn’t deserve to be messed with… too much.”

“My my, do my ears deceive me?” She chuckled, “that almost sounded like a wish for good luck.”

“It’s an ‘I’m watching you, demon’.” Chris shot back before planting herself onto the bed. “Now I’m going to wait here for Kazuma and the others to return. I have a warning for him… wherever he is…”

Morrigan floated towards the Goddess, curling her body behind her carefully. “Well, my fun’s run off, and yours is late. Perhaps we can have some fun together for now?”

She got a sigh in return. But the lack of denial shaped their evening quite heavily.


??? - ???

"That damned Satou Kazuma. To think he'd touch her. To think he'd make a mockery of her. And to think I'd be drafted here without being able to do anything about him."

"D-don't stop! C'mo~onn~"

"I will have my revenge. No matter what happens between now and then, we will meet soon. The Harem Knight Gala is fast approaching, Kazuma. I will soon show everyone that you are not worthy of those you've tricked into joining your silly little harem. Once I am through with you, only my harem shall be left. Just you wait."

"I thought I told you we were getting our revenge on Lalatina! Not Kazuma! Now for fucks sake, keep fucking me~! Your harem leader demands it!"


21:37 - The 7th Heaven

Sitting in a certain bar was a very annoyed man.

“Shit’s getting crazy round here these days.”

His grumbly, gravelly voice was barely audible over the noise in the bar.

One of the two men he was sitting across from took a moment to twig what was said, “...hmm? You talking to me boss?”

“Ain’t no one else gonna listen.” The large man huffed, looking around the nearly empty establishment while fingers thrumming against his axe briefly before he slammed his hand on the table. “Dammit you two! Stop watching Soldier Boy hump Jessie for two fuckin’ seconds!!”

Biggs and Wedge snapped their bodies back around. “Sorry!” They yelped in unison, backs straight up as their eyes tried to still disobey orders.

“You two are unbelievable fools.” Barrett sighed, “They’ve been at it for an hour now. Ain’t you sick of it?”

“Not really.” Wedge shrugged, looking back over at Cloud’s blurry ass as it slammed so quickly into the hottie as she clawed the table for grip, “You have to admit Barrett, it’s not a bad sight. And Jessie seems happy with the arrangement.”

"FUCK! YES! CLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUD!!!!" Jessie Rasberry moaned. Her breasts were uncovered, her face a wreck with sweat with an agape mouth and rolled back eyes, her shame lost in this sea of pleasure, and her body was being pushed further onto the table as she held both it and Cloud for balance on this roller coaster, "F-FIVE ROUNDS!? Y-You've AHH~NG! you've never done it this long befoOORREEE~!!"

"K-Kazuma's libido f-fucking rocks..." He admitted, happily slapping the girl's rear a couple times to tighten her up before once more feeling a load of Kazuma's cum boil to his surface, "Here comes another one!"

Jessie arched her back fully as another huge amount of piping hot semen erupted from Cloud's new balls. She'd never felt so happy to receive cum before, but her occasional fuckbuddy was so much more ravenous now, capturing her lips mid arch with his own. It was like he'd studied with some sort of fuck guru and was now a completely different sexual partner. And the cum he filled her with felt so potent and filling.

When Cloud had come back, no one had expected him to ask to fuck one of the girls in the bar. Such brazen attitudes a far cry from his usual quiet shtick, plus, while they'd all had suspicions, Cloud preferred to keep the fact he was boning all three of them a secret. Tifa and Aerith denied, wanting to recoup after their long days, but Jessie shrugged and went with it. Thinking that he'd take her back to his place later for a bit of fun. She hadn't expected him to bend her over a table as soon as she agreed and rip her clothes apart to get to her body. Jessie had initially been embarrassed as her three other male friends watched on, but Cloud just breezed right through it until she was the quivering mess she was now. Her voyeurism kink in full display as the three men still watched her fuck.

"So, how's Cloud gonna have kids?" asked Biggs.

"He told me he'd get his balls back if he ever wanted em. But right now breeding for his harem is his job, so he'd rather have the right tools for the job." Wedge explained, "Dude, we gotta get in that harem somehow."

The ginger woman was gasping on the table, feeling so sensitive, practically cumming again at the feeling of jizz pouring down her legs. She tried to avoid the stares of the others. But couldn't avoid Cloud's dick suddenly appearing in her face. Still as hard as ever.

"Say it if you want it."

Jessie half chuckled, giving up on shame to pull on his dick and say, "More please." before a stream of hot jizz quickly covered her face. She held her mouth open, letting the warm thick cream wash over her face. Smearing sticky semen all over her even as she gulped back what she'd caught. Soon barely being able to tell it was her under all that Kazuma cum.

The man with an axe for a hand was still annoyed. Barret was hoping they'd be able to go over his plans for taking down Elroad soon. It definitely wasn't jealousy that those three got added to a royal harem and he didn't. It definitely wasn't that he hadn't gotten any in a month and now Cloud was humping Jessie right in front of him. It definitely- "Where the hell is Tifa? I want a goddamn drink!"

It was a question that had plagued someone else's mind as well. Aerith had slipped away, walking to the quiet bathrooms of the bar. Knowing who she’d find behind that door.

There was quiet shuffling along with a tap running. Part of her didn’t want to disturb the woman inside, but she also really wanted to see her alone for a moment. “Knock knock,” she jokingly said while also rapping on the door, “Tifa? You still in there?”

“J-just a minute! I’m still getting ready!”

“I know, I just… wanted to offer my assistance putting on your makeup or something.”

There was a pause. One that Aerith didn’t realise she was holding her breath for. Fear of rejection, even a mild one, was getting to her a bit. But thankfully the lock on the door started rattling and soon the wood swung open. “That’d be nice actually, I’m having some… trouble today.”

The busty barmaid looked tired. She’d had a long day of being Luna’s slave, working the backroom to help anyone that needed to masturbate that day. She had stains on her top, clumps of hair stuck together, and some scribbles on her body saying things like ‘Luna’s bitch’, ‘orgasms received: XIII-2’, and an address with a girl's name above it. Her legs were a little shaky and currently her makeup had been wiped off.

"Sorry, I must look a state."

Perhaps. But to Aerith? It was like looking at an angel. Even on her worst days, Tifa's beauty made her heart flutter.

“Please don't apologise,” She commented while walking inside and locking the door behind her, “Hopefully it was fun. No one was an asshole to you in the Guild's backroom, right? You tell me which one and I’ll find out where they live to throw a chair at em while they sleep.”

Tifa giggled, letting Aerith already start work at combing down her hair. “No no, it wasn’t a bad experience at all. Everyone really tried to make me feel comfortable.” She admitted, smiling at her friend in the mirror’s reflection. “I’m almost tempted to start a similar idea here…”

That made the flower girl raise an eyebrow, but after a moment she still didn’t want to pursue too hard, “That’d be fun! I guess since Cloud has Kazuma’s balls it’d be good to give him a place to masturbate.”

Though she was more focused on the combing, she noted Tifa sounded a little flustered, “Oh, yeah! That’s why… Cloud. New balls. Yeah…”

Aerith once more sensed a weird pause, “Yeah. Who knew Darkness would find someone who could swap body parts around.” She said, moving around to the front to start wiping down some more of the muck from Tifa’s face. “It's a weird thing to think about, isn't it? Having a whole part of you changed like that, you could fix something you didn't like or get an improvement. Anything you’d wanna change?” She asked casually.

Her friend sat still while she both thought about the question and let the cloth rub along her face, “Hmm… well, maybe my breas-”

Hands clamped around Tifa’s chest. “Never change these.” Aerith suddenly demanded, squeezing the melons as if someone had threatened to kill them.

“Okay, okay!” Tifa replied, somewhat unsure if her friend was joking but still laughing at the action, “Then maybe a better spine to support them without my back hurting. Is that allowed?”

“I guess… though the idea of changing any of you doesn’t sit right with me.”

A blush formed on the girl’s face even as it was being cleaned. “H-how about you? Any changes?”

“I’ll take Barret’s arms.” Aerith responded immediately. Tifa blinked in surprise at the speed at the answer then couldn’t help but snort as she imagined the new look. Slowly building her laughter more and more at the idea of the tiny flower girl with a huge pair of arms from the wall of a man. Aerith just continued, acting out her scenarios comedically, “His eyebrows too, I’ll walk into the guild with a big frown and start arm wrestling all the macho builders. Go around decking dragons in the face when we battle. Taking the chance to flex everywhere I go, it’ll be great!”

“A-Aerith please!” Tifa was now bending over from how much she was laughing, “Stop! Too much!”

The priest couldn’t help but be extremely happy when she saw her crush like this. There was something so cute about Tifa in general, but her laughing and smiling made Aerith’s heart soar. Once she was done the two moved onto the makeup, Aerith grabbing a brush to apply eyeliner.

Both were quite aware of how close they were to each other, but Aerith kept it professional. She wouldn’t make Tifa uncomfortable by bringing it up. She wouldn’t. She really-

“Thanks for doing this. You’re a really good friend.”

Ah fuck it.

“We never did talk about you and me.”

Tifa squeaked. Not opening her eyes but clearly scared and surprised about this new conversation topic. “Y-you and me?”

“I practically confessed back at the KazuMansion.” She said calmly, still just applying the eyeliner while Tifa went as stiff as a board. “And that was a whole day and a half ago. I was just wondering if you had a chance to… think about it?”

The raven haired girl gulped, “Um… I’m not sure-”

“That’s okay,” Aerith replied, snapping her body around to clean her hands in the sink before giving Tifa proper time to reply, “It’s always a little awkward to hit on a girl who only had boyfriends before, ya know? Thought I’d shoot my shot, but I can take a hint.”

“Aerith...”

“You don’t feel the same way, that’s fine! That’s cool! We’ll stay friends! And hey, not like it’s the last time I’ll get to sleep with you! Just gotta drag you to Darkness’ for another big multi girl orgy, haha!”

“Aerith!”

“Or maybe you’ll follow through with your masturbation closet idea and you can lock ME in there for a d-”

“AERITH!”

The girl blinked, not expecting Tifa to grab her arms to keep her steady. The strength of those biceps just another part of what Aerith was so vividly attracted to, but it was her eyes that was drawing her focus right now.

“You didn’t let me finish.” She said, “I’m not sure… what you see in me. I’ve never thought that I’m particularly interesting or pretty. Just a hard worker trying to do her best for her little bar.” Tifa put a finger on Aerith’s lips before she could interrupt again, “But… the way you look at me, the way you seem to think I am that special… makes me want to be that. Special. Ugh…” She placed a hand over her eyes to try and calm herself down. “I’m n-not good at this. I’m trying to say I’m… interested in trying?”

Aerith just dove to the open spot on Tifa’s mouth to full on smooch her. Ignoring the surprised squeak that escaped her lips to bring Tifa closer. It wasn’t Aerith’s fault, the girl was just TOO DAMN CUTE.

When they disconnected Tifa was panting, Aerith not stopping her assault to nibble into Tifa’s neck. “I-I didn’t even think I was into girls, but ever since we joined the harem I can’t stop thinking about you. When I was trapped in that backroom today all I was thinking was ‘wouldn’t it be great if Aerith came in?’” She admitted, opening up her nape more for Aerith to attack.

“Well I’m never leaving you alone again.” The priest practically hissed into the brawler’s neck. Hands roaming over and under the tight confines of Tifa’s tiny tank top. “I’m going to make sure you always know how special you are, Tifa Lockhart.”

The two stumbled into a stall, Tifa whimpering lightly at the deft fingers of her new lover. “O-okay… I’ll be in your care, Aerith Gainsborough.”

Cuteness overloaded Aerith’s senses as she joined the large list of people who had had sex with Tifa today… though she was the only one who was solely focused on getting Tifa off with her tongue. Quickly becoming the top of the list of Tifa enjoyed.


??? - ???

"My my, look at her go. She seems to be rather enjoying herself with him, is this all the footage?"

"Not even close. He's done it with two already, but how many times is innumerable."

"Active little bunny, isn't he? To think you have all this planned for some little human cunt humper like that."

"You have no idea."


23:05 PM - The Guild

In the guild, it had just passed closing time and a team meeting was taking place. The staff all sat at a few tables while their new leader walked up to the front of them all. Their various conversations petering out as Luna began the talk.

“So I know it's late, but before we close up for the night I want to go over some things,” said Luna, pointing to her clipboard. “Our day's revenue is up today, mostly thanks to that bucket of milk Darkness gave us selling so well, but I just wanted to say well done for all your efforts. It seems Tifa was a big help in keeping morale up, so I'll be in talks with the Succubus café to perhaps have a couple of rotating residents of our cupboard." She explained, happy staff members all making general happy whispers, "That being said, please make sure your uniform is clean once you're done in there. I caught sight of a few too many underwear and nipples on display. So please make sure you stay professional after masturbating. Lastly, I gave you all a sheet each about this Sunday’s event.”

“Breeding Day at the Guild.” A chef mockingly read out, “Which God do I gotta thank for this little get together?

“It’s standard Guild rules when a Harem Knight joins a town.” Replied one of the waitresses, “I think Sena-chan was talking about it, they gotta get the baby numbers up or else they may dissolve the harem.”

Another chef scratched at his cheek, “Guess that makes sense. The whole point of those harems is to use a hero to make a new generation of heroes.”

“So… Kazuma was the pick?”

“Kazuma and Aqua.”

“She can’t even breed anyone! How’s that make sense?”

“Girls can have harems too, jerk!”

“Wait, why’d you make it seem like Kazuma was a bad choice?”

“Ain’t he kinda weak looking? Doesn’t that mean the kids would be too? Shouldn’t it have been, like, Mitsingushi the Brave?”

“Ugh, that guy’s good at fights but imagining him having sex makes me feel weird…”

“Yeah! You’ve just never had sex with Kazuma! I’d rather have a perv who knows what he’s doing rather than some muscle bound small dicked loser!”

Luna had completely lost control of her meeting. Everyone was arguing about who should be harem knights or what Aqua’s role was or how great Kazuma’s penis was… she’d really wanted to do well here. This was her first big event as leader of the guild. Sure, she’d basically run it already, for years now, but Darkness had given her the title and pay she ‘deserved’ so now she wanted to do her big loveable crusader proud.

The blonde slammed her clipboard on the table, shutting the rabble up instantly.

“Look, I’m not here to discuss all of the old Harem Knights, but I’ll let the newbies know this: there’s been a history of… bad choices from the Nobles about the guy they pick. Real assholes who roll into town and only take pretty wives or political rivals. But the real shitty thing is how they disregard Axel. We’re always ignored as a starter town, so nobles take their breeding stock to the capitol, or to Elroad, only Alcanretia is lower than us for Harem Knight visits. But then Darkness chose Aqua and Kazuma… and it felt right. Feels like we finally have a pair of Knights who are actually one of us. Who wants to treat the town, and its inhabitants, right. Because this is their home.”

The speech was working, a lot of them nodding in agreement about the pair of knights who were helping them out.

“So that’s why I want to make this Breeding Day special. To show the world that Axel isn’t some starter place where the women can’t help the war effort!” Her rousing speech emboldened her troops, new murmurs of how they would do their best for the event washed over them, though Luna tried to keep them on track. Lifting her clipboard again, “We’re going to be showcasing not only our guild, but the women of the town and Kazuma’s entire harem.”

Harriet was one of the few who gawped, “Woah, they’re ALL showing up? Sena gave me the deets on how much she’s been run ragged with the body checks.”

"How many we talking here?" asked one guy.

“It’ll be the succubae, their Queen, Wiz-chan, Sena-chan, Aerith, Tifa, and anyone else that he’s managed to pick up today. They're very good at picking up new recruits.” Soleana hummed, knitting something while she chatted.

“How’s he gonna have the time?” One guy asked, “I was planning on bringing my wife for a new Harem Knight child, but if he’s only going to be able to sleep with around 50 women then I don’t want to disappoint her.”

Before Luna could respond, a deep laugh from the corner of the room took their focus.

“Hmhmhm, perhaps… Moi can help.” A masked man chuckled, spinning a potion in his hands.


??? - ???

"Any progress?"

"None, my leader. None of our weapons are strong enough to break through."

A frustrated grunt, "...dammit. And no word from those inside?"

"Unfortunately no. No response from any attempts for psychic or spiritual connection. It's like it's completely impenetrable."

After another frustrated grunt a fist slammed into the side of the unbreakable magic wall. "I. Already. Knew. That!" No matter how hard they hit, the wall would not move. Finally giving punching a break, anger somewhat passing, "Give me fucking solutions or get out of my face."

With nothing left to say, the angry leader was left alone. Growling in both frustration and sadness. "At least... give me a sign you're still alive."


22:48 PM - Wiz's Shop

“Moi’s off. You’ll close up, won’t you? You’re not good for much else.”

Wiz nodded lightly, wobbling her ahoge. The jab floated through her with minimal effect as she stared at the door.

The demon rolled his eyes behind the mask. “You had two nights of pleasant companionship so quit complaining. You surely can survive without it, you lasted so long as a lonesome spinster up there. The Crusader can’t expect to keep your bed full every night.”

A sigh escaped the lich’s lips. That series of insults she did hear, mostly because it was fears she’d been weighing herself down with by herself. “I know… I’m sorry Vanir.”

He shrugged. “Moi doesn’t care. Disappointment is far less a problem and much more tasty, so you can rest easier knowing Moi’s nose still has yet to runeth around you lately.” Vanir admitted, making Wiz’s eyes widen slightly. Before any follow up questions could be asked he strode out the front door with a wave and a ‘fare thee well’ into the night.

And thus, the shop was empty again.

But somehow, just like Vanir had told her… Wiz didn’t feel alone. A smile on her lips and a rose colour filling her cheeks, suddenly closing shop didn’t feel so lonesome at all. She imagined her many husbands and wives standing around her, enjoying themselves… Sena, Luna, Kazuma, Aqua, Darkness… it was beautiful.

After a while she decided it was definitely time to end the day. Relaxing herself after a long work shift to slowly complete her usual checks and rituals to protect the shop. Activating the magic shield, bringing in the sign, giving small pieces of meat to the items she sold that were alive and would munch on her in the night if they were hungry… you know, the usual things.

And with each minute her resolve strengthened on her quiet night alone. Just because there would be no one there physically, didn’t mean there was a hole in her heart.

She could climb the stairs to her bed and remember the intimate exploration with Sena, the bubbly fun of Luna, or the world rocking of Kazuma. Each would stay with her forever, and she could call upon their hearts to connect to hers and warm her in the night now.

The lich quickly went to her small bathroom to get ready for sleep, brushing her teeth and changing into her thin nightgown. Wiz may have been hopeful that someone would come tonight, but she didn’t need it.

Wiz wasn’t al-

“K-Kazuma?!”

“Hello there, Waifu. Care to join us in bed?” Kazuma smirked, laying himself out and presenting to Wiz in his boxers. Somewhat tightly squished next Aqua, who was, well…

“Zzz…”

Aqua’s cum dispenser swatted her lightly, “Oi! Don’t actually fall asleep!”

“Kazuma! Aqua!” Wiz burst out in surprise. She had definitely not been expecting the two of them, and was even more surprised when a third person wrapped around her back into a hug.

(Perspective shift: Darkness)

“Hello Wiz.” I purred into her ear. “I hope you didn’t think I’d forget my promise to make sure you stay with someone every night from now on.”

Her body squirmed a little under my grip. Moving her slim nighty around from behind, slowly moving up her form. “D-Darkness! I… I’m so glad you’re here.” She smiled through shaky lips, I rewarded her trust by sealing those lips with my own. Leaning round her shoulder to delicately greet her warm tongue.

She felt a little eager, her mouth seeming hungry to taste me. Hopefully I hadn’t kept her waiting too long, or maybe she was just happy in general right now. “We were passing by on our way home when I realised you’d be alone,” I told her slowly swaying her body with mine a little between the kisses, “Do you mind if we sleep here tonight? I’m sure we all don’t mind being a little cramped.”

“Please stay,” She breathlessly replied, her one eye looking so hopeful, “I would love being with you all tonight so much.”

Guh. I now understood what Kazuma meant when he said Wiz’s level of cuteness should be illegal. How this lich managed to tug on one’s heartstrings so much with a simple request was too powerful. I could only latch myself onto her stronger as an affirmation. Squeezing and savouring her body. My hands still roamed Wiz’s softness until it found a wetness on her breasts, “Wait, wet? Why wet?”

I looked down to see my mauling hands had squeezed something out of Wiz and now the front of her nighty had quite a large stain of liquid. She was looking embarrassed but not unhappy. Her uncovered eye looked over at Aqua, “I-I drank the potion y-you wanted…”

My hands dug into her mounds again, watching as even more milk was squirted into her damp pyjamas. The other two were also enamoured from the beautiful sight, Aqua now fully awake and drooling lightly at the milky stain.

“Woah!” She exclaimed. “Milk! Wiz’s big boobies are filled with milk!” The Goddess of Water scrambled on the bed until she launched herself at the two of us. Thankfully she didn’t actually tackle Wiz, instead just quickly ripping her nighty down to where Wiz’s breasts were freed. The Lich squeaked in surprise, then merging into a moan of pleasure when Aqua’s mouth latched over her and sucked the woman’s areola. “MMmmmmm!” Aqua groaned in happiness, Wiz brand milk pouring into her mouth and letting her gulp down Wiz’s taste.

“Oi! Don’t hog all of it!” Kazuma suddenly complained, joining Aqua and taking over the other breast.

Wiz had to practically be held up by me. The Lich’s body just melted in my arms as her knees shook under her and hungry mouths attacked her breasts.

“Come on guys, let’s let the girl get to the bed first.” I suggested, nearly having to shake Aqua free from Wiz’s teat. A little dribble of milk still on her lips as she quickly slurped it up.

“Tasty,” the bluenette smirked while licking her lips, a hunger in her voice as she watched Wiz intently.

Wiz lay down on her bed, feeling already overwhelmed with happiness, but eager to let the three partners descend on her pale form. I took the lower portion, wanting to lick the other juices the Lich was leaking. Aqua didn’t let anyone else in as she dove her body onto Wiz’s and proceeded to hog the lactating breasts. While Kazuma decided to lean his legs on either side of the woman’s head, draping his cock over the beauty’s face. The shopkeeper quickly nuzzling up to the flesh pole to kiss and stroke it while Kazuma just ran a hand through her hair.

And so our combined assault began.

The musky smells and just how close she was to the raw dominance of Kazuma’s cock really added to the sensations. Sex drive working overtime as she slobbered hungrily over the adventurers cock, not at an angle to properly suck it but at a great angle to worship his DnB messily and eagerly.

And that was just what she was doing, what was happening TO her was just as powerful. Aqua was, as usual, a greedy goddess who cared little for timing. Just wanting more. More milk, more moans, more soft and sexy tits in her face, more quivering Wiz, more everything. Wiz’s middle section was more than taken care of by the water Goddess. Though she was starting to feel sleepy after having so much milk before bed… she wondered if there were any cookies around to dip in the silky tasting liquid.

I had perhaps the roughest end of Wiz to deal with. Just how I liked it. With her body so thoroughly pinned by the two up top I was needing to deal with the spasms of legs. Her meaty thighs kept clapping against my face after anything Aqua and Kazuma did higher up. Wiz's lovely tasting pussy was a treat to lap at, even when I could only see her legs their was an overwhelming sweetness to her. The way her foot started rubbing up my back encouragingly as I started diving my tongue deeper, the way she quivered in my hands while she melted on my tongue, and just the way she came was cute when she twisted around and tightly squeezed me. Though with her strength level it felt more like a calming hug than a titanic climax.

Wiz almost feared she’d died again she felt so good. It almost felt too much how much we were playing with her, but we didn't continue for too long. Kazuma announced his climax after twenty minutes of letting the lich suck him down her throat, and the three of us grouped up together to let him blast the sweetest substance in the world into our stomachs one by one. His thick creamy baby batter was my favourite taste to end the day on.

We all collapsed quickly afterwards. It had been a long day, and we were eager for sleep even with the tight confines of Wiz's single bed. The goddess rested atop the lich's body, snuggling up with her breasts as a pillow and snoring into her. Wiz was between me and Kazuma, I got to see a wide happy smile on her face while her head was betwixt our two chests. As for the two of us, I got the chance to sleep on his arm while our foreheads touched. Almost as if we could be together in a real way... almost.

Notes:

I dunno if my writing has 'seasons' but I'd say this is probably a good ending point of one. Hopefully ya'll enjoyed the foray into monster girls. Don't worry, they'll be back pretty soon, but balance can be tough with too many characters.

Chapter 54: Things Are Running Smoothly This Morning

Summary:

Gotta keep up that routine.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

I awoke feeling somewhat sticky (not uncommon for me) but also to the sounds of shuffling downstairs. After getting the energy to open my eyes properly I found that Wiz’s cramped bed was missing its original occupant. Now just full of the three of us lazing in bed, Aqua for once being the big spoon for Kazuma who was being the big spoon for me. It was a tricky manoeuvre but I managed to slip out the bed quietly and tiptoe out the room. I wanted to get started with the day and not have to wake the two sleeping angels, even if Aqua was drooling down Kazuma’s neck.

Upon seeing me come down Wiz placed a hand upon her mouth, “Oh no! Did I wake you up?”

“No no. I’m somewhat of an early bird myself.” I replied, beginning to stretch myself out to wake up properly. “I was about to go for a quick jog to begin the day.”

Wiz beamed at me. “That sounds wonderful. It’s important to stay healthy while you can, I’m just opening up the shop before Vanir gets back from his morning pranks. I think on Saturdays he uses magic to make a group of people believe it’s Monday so they get up and feel disappointed they couldn’t lie in.”

I nodded in amusement. Of course that’s what he did.

Before I could make it out the door I was interrupted. “Um, Darkness?” called out Wiz. I turned to see her looking somewhat embarrassed, but not unhappy either. Blushing and smiling slightly, “Aren’t you going to… come say goodbye?”

My mouth couldn’t help sharing her smile when she extended her arms out to me. Marching confidently over to my wife and diving our mouths together as she giggled in happiness. I couldn’t help giving her the full make out package: lots of soft tongue on tongue action, breasts mashing lightly together, and hands roaming her body from butt to shoulders.

Once we decoupled she looked very satisfied. “Thank you.” Wiz cooed, stumbling slightly as I let her go. Though it was a ploy, as when I caught her she reached up and pecked my cheek one last time. “Enjoy your run.”

“Thanks, I’ll see you later, wife.”


My lungs filled with fresh morning air. The sun was high enough in the sky to be beaming fresh warmth down on me, while still casting enough shadows that it never felt overwhelming. As I did a lap of Axel, I could see the rest of the town starting their days as well as I walked through it, waving at a few people who I recognised. The rare sight of Succubae buying fresh fruit was a nice surprise. I often forget how impactful my words can be, and now that they had no need to hide themselves the demons were enjoying the simple life more.

Though my normalised state had some drawbacks too. Namely no one was staring at my bouncing bosoms as I wore my skin tight black top with no bra to run in. I'd probably feel too embarrassed to be ever seen again if they weren't ignoring me, but the lack of opportunity to feel that shame was still disconcerting in a strange way.

Still, it was hard to feel bad today. This was the day of mine and Kazuma's date. We hadn't really discussed it much since the night of Xara. He just vaguely asked me things about what food I'd like to eat, and any preference of timing. We'd settled on staying in Axel to eat at Michelangelo's, leaving the mansion sometime around 7 pm. I'll finally be rejected and be able to close the book on living that life.

I took a moment to look back at the town as I reached the edge of it. Currently I was by the main town gate, a few battle scars from our various encounters littering the field and letting me reminisce a little while I stretched out my body before I began. This was where the dullahan cursed me with that horrible (and annoyingly healable) curse. But I shouldn’t think too much of the past, my training was something I was proud of myself for sticking to, even in the sexual flurry my life had become.

“So, where we running to?”

“I thought we’d start with jogging to the farm estate and then circle back to the mansion.”

I blinked.

When I turned around I found I was much less alone than I thought I was.

Kazuma and Aqua were in their own running gear, the former in his iconic green tracksuit and the latter in a white tank top and brown pants that looked like what she used to go to work in. Though what was really strange was the fact they were both moving in a way that looked like they were stretching themselves out.

“K-Kazuma?! Aqua?! What are you two doing up so early?!” I yelped, really not expecting the two to be out here. “Are we under attack?! Did I miss the siren?!”

I received an eye roll back smile combo at me, “C’mon Darkness, can’t we just want to join you for some actual real exercise?”

Aqua nodded in agreement, “Yeah! My big loveable Darkness keeps going off all by herself every morning and I don’t want her to get upset again!”

I turned, trying to hide my teary eyed expression from them but I heard giggles that I clearly hadn’t hid it well enough. “I-I see..” I choked back my feelings and took a breath. “I would love the company, so thank you both. But I must ask, when was the last time you did some… ‘real exercise’?”

“We ran from Xara the other night and then after kidnapped Kazuma yesterday!” Aqua protested, “Give us a little credit, Darkness! We aren’t THAT out of shape!”


“Blerg…” Aqua groaned in my arms, a thin dribble of rainbow vomit still present on her lips after her violent outburst some minutes ago. “I shouldn’t have eaten all that chocolate and cum before we started…”

“No, you really shouldn’t have.” I sighed. Truthfully it wasn’t that annoying, trudging through the grasslands with a goddess in arms was probably just as much a workout as a run would be, I just worry about Aqua hurting herself from improper training. “Just tell me when you’re feeling well enough to walk again, okay?”

“Uhh, sure… will do…” She replied, looking rather shiftily around before snuggling into my arms a little closer.

“We could always try and wrangle some of those wild horses over there.” Kazuma suggested, pointing at a large harass of horses that were grazing amongst the trees.

I raised my eyebrow. “We?”

He slumped a little closer to my back. “Fine… you would need to do it...” He grumbled. Kazuma had been looking a little down ever since his legs had also given out, especially after teasing Aqua for it. Luckily I… remembered I normally kept a spare walking saddle near to where we were at the time, meaning Kazuma was able to sit on a small wooden seat that was strapped to my back. To him he might have thought I was being humiliated, but again, I wasn’t that bothered. The extra weight felt good and the closeness of the three of us was rather pleasant. Aqua in my arms, Kazuma sat on a seat attached to my back, it was great!

“How the hell do you do it, Darkness?" Kazuma sighed, "How can you keep going for so many miles? You're a freaking beast.”

Before I could think of any response, the goddess began squeezing my arms. “It’s probably these wonderfully thick things. Darkness~, Darkness~, she's so strong~”

“Aqua, please don’t tease me about my muscles.”

“I’m not teasing!” She protested, squeezing me a little harder. “They’re beautiful. You get to be as hard as Kazuma’s penis but all the time!”

I frowned down at her. Liking the attention only a little bit. “Yes, well… traditionally, pretty girls aren’t… built like me.”

“Tradition shmershmisshion.” Kazuma dismissed eloquently, “You think you’re not hot cause of how much of you there is?” He was suddenly on the attack as well, kneeling on the saddle chair and wrapping his arms around my torso. His hands delicately tracing my abs while he was breathing hot air into my skin as his teeth ground very gently into my neck. “Ain’t no other type a’ girl but muscle that’ll give you a piggy back while still having the strength to let you mess with them all the way.”

“S-stop it…” I whined very weakly, “I-I’ll drop you two…”

“What kind of crusader would drop her friends in need?” He hissed evilly into my neck, “No, I say this is training for you. We have fun with your body while you exercise. That’s your perfect morning workout, isn’t it?”

My whole being shuddered in anticipation, “Oh god… it is…. you know me so well…” I mewled, suddenly very aware of how close he was to me and how I could feel his tracksuit bulge growing.

Unceremoniously, Aqua lifted up my shirt to look at my six-pack. “If that's how Darkness wants to have fun then I can play with your muscles all I want to too!” She beamed, and I yelped out when she suddenly kissed my abs deeply.

“A-Aqua! I-I’m still all sweaty from the run!”

Her kiss only picked up intensity, adding her tongue to really dive deep between my stomach muscles. “Mm, still as tasty as ever!” She purred, going from ab to ab kissing deeply like she needed to meet each and every one of them individually.

Kazuma was similarly ruthless. Still sucking on my neck, his hands had continued Aqua’s work of lifting my shirt to start roaming even further upwards. “She’s fucking right, your sweat is goddamn addicting.” Kazuma said as he licked my neck skin. He was dedicated to showing my hard body a good time, for once ignoring my massive mounds to start delicately divulging my bevy of brawn. Feeling his fingers tightly pressed up against my shirt as they reached all the way into my armpits and sleeves.

For as hard and unbreakable my muscles could be, they were incredibly weak when it came to light foreplay. I could only moan at the double attacks the two were hitting me with. Sounding just like an overworked animal (like the cow that we happened to be passing). My legs were walking on their own functions while my brain focused on the attention I was receiving. I am a servant needing to be played with, these were my master’s who deserved to be carried home. Ah~ This was definitely going in my dream book~

But the real struggle came when the two upped the ante at the same time.

Kazuma, who had been mostly resting his weight on my rear after moving his arms under my shirt, began shuffling around to get more comfy and inadvertently rubbing his junk all up and down my back. Feeling how hard and eager he was in a spot so rarely touched was so amazing, the cleft of my back's contours shivering with pleasure at the girth being pressed into it. Aqua took a much more literal approach, still taking the time to lick my stomach but also slipping her hand into my panties to rub me directly.

I buckled a little when she abruptly entered me, gasping a little since it made a hard dick rub up against my spine.

“Ooh, prehaps the Lady Dustiness doesn’t have unlimited strength after all?” He teased right into my ear. Even going so far as to maul my chest and dig his fingers deep into my sensitive fatty tissue to watch me buckle and whine once more. My huge pointed nipples being easily seen through the strained black fabric of my top, “Seeing you like this is the best. Cake: Big strong girl at my mercy. Icing on top: hearing all these cute reactions to teasing you.”

“Y-yeah?” I squeaked back in return. Really struggling to walk with Aqua’s fingers going as deep as they like.

“Darkness is always cute, Kazuma.” Aqua shot back, taking the opportunity to motorboat my sweaty stomach and lick up her messy face of my delicious liquids after. Not helped when she activated her spell to make my abs as sensitive as my pussy, sending my toughness into spasms. “But I do like it when she gets all flustered cause she’s enjoyyying something I’m doing too much. You really like where my fingers are, don’t you Darkness?”

I could only nod. Opening my mouth would confirm in too grandiose a fashion for my honour to handle. Unfortunately, Kazuma noticed too and suddenly bit my earlobe while hissing, “Say it!”

“AAHHHIIIII L-LLLLOove where your finnnngerrsss AH~! -RE Aquaaaaa~”

The Goddess beamed up at me while Kazuma kissed my sensitive ear better. Mean. These two are too mean. Wonderfully, powerfully mean. My walking is down to one step a minute while I try to plod forward.

The two were just too knowledgeable in how to increase my heat and make me mad with lust. I suppose it was my fault for training them so well. My lewd students had become degenerate masters.

“Hey Aqua~,” Kazuma's voice slithered behind me, “I just realised we haven’t milked our dear cow this morning. She must be feeling oh-so full right now.” I could hear the perverted sneer in his voice as his hands slid my top even further up till my braless breasts were unveiled. I tried to shake my head no, knowing it would be the end of me, but everyone including myself ignored my protest as areolas were dragged out into the open air.

It took barely a second before Aqua licked her chops, hungrily yelling “MINE!” and chomping down on my bosom. I yelped in surprise and release, a jet of my milk already bursting into her mouth and splattering her tongue. I suppose I was more backed up then I’d realised, and the sudden feelings made me stop in place on shaky legs.

“What’s the matter Lalatina?” Kazuma chuckled while manipulating my one Aqualess breast with his hand. “You looked down on us for not being very fit, yet here you are barely standing from just having your titties teased. Sounds to me like you need to hit the gym.”

I couldn’t even respond. A long drawn out groan escaped me as my breast milk was either suckled from or squeezed out of my nipples. His fingers mauling my supple tissue so expertly you’d think he was the farmer. Part of me did want to prove him wrong, and we were so close to the mansion you might’ve been able to see it if you squint, but I knew this couldn’t last much longer.

With one final push from their hands in all the right places, I exploded in pleasure. Collapsing to my knees as my various liquids ejected from me along with a scream of ecstasy. And to make matters worse, I came just as the farmer and his wife were passing us. The shame of the two onlookers made my orgasm that little more pronounced. The large muscled titan that I am, on her knees, shaking to her core from the wild feelings she was defeated with.

Kazuma and Aqua were just giggling to themselves. Lying in the grassy field, commenting about the way I look and throwing playful jabs about my red face and failure to keep going.

I’d had just about enough of being on the defensive.

“You really want to see what my muscles can do?”

Kazuma was the one who looked at me first, laughter stopping instantly. "Oh my god, Aqua run."

He quickly bolted for the trees and activated his lurk skill.

Aqua was not so lucky.

It took the two of us an extra hour to reach the mansion. Though she whined about it at first, I think we both really enjoyed the display of my strength. Spanking her large jiggly butt, bending her around my body to trap her face between my thighs while kissing her bulbous rear better, and eventually just scissoring in the open plains until we both came. Sweaty and satisfied after such a magnificent work out.


"Mistress Darkness! I've done it!"

I had barely been through the door five minutes. Aqua had already run off to use the bath after 'such an intense run', and now Sena had burst through her bedroom door to greet me. She looked dishevelled, tired, a little bit manic if I had to admit. I blinked back in surprise. "Uhh, great! W-what did you do?"

"Body checks." She revealed. The ex-prosecutor smiling proudly as she leant her exhausted body against the door. "Every. Single. Succubus. All the ones in Xara's employ, and Xara herself, are now completely documented properly. I'm sorry if I seem out of sorts but it was a long journey. So many pussies to lick, so many orgasms for myself, but for now, the body checks are... done."

The woman practically fell into my arms. A soup of melted and exhausted woman, clearly smelling from lack of time to take care of herself after taking care of my harem so much.

I...

I still hadn't told her about the monsters we got to join the harem too...

"Um, Sena... about that..."

"It's okay," Sena said suddenly, squeezing me supportively, "I know you probably have more work for me to do. It's funny, for a workaholic like myself this is an absolute dream come true." She sighed wistfully, "besides, I picked up some extra items to help with body inspections yesterday from our wife's shop. They made the second half of the body checks go absolutely... swimmingly." Her voice practically oozed that word out. So much husky desire from her memories of the body checks.

"Really? What were the item-"

"Vanir will be arriving soon." She suddenly said while leaving our embrace, "There's a few things I need to have him sign as your business associate, and something he wished to discuss with you too. So please don't go anywhere until then."

The workaholic was already walking back to her room informing me of the rest of my morning. "Sure thing, Sena. Meet you in the main room." She bowed at me with a big smile and walked off. I had just enough time to change out of my own sweaty clothing in my room too.

When I entered the parlour, Kazuma was fiddling with something on the table while a few succubae watched him work. It was almost strange that he hadn't decided to continue going balls deep into one of them, but none seemed too bothered by his actions.

“What are you up to over there, Kazuma?”

He looked over his shoulder and grinned when he saw me. “Darkness! Check it out, with our super cool harem connections, I finally have a new business idea!” He announced before spinning around and presenting himself to me. “Check it out! It’s an idea I wanted to do for a while but never had the sewing or textile experience to do so.”

Kazuma showed his chest off proudly, wearing a piece of clothing with a strange design on the front. Like he was wearing a painting on the front of his clothes that had the writing ‘Axel Hearts’ on the front with images of Lia, Cielo, and Erika all posing cutely.

“I call it a ‘Graphic T-Shirt’. All you have to do is find a design you want, then bring it to the Spider Weaver at the Succubus Café, and she can make a piece of clothing with your design sewed into the front!” He beamed, seemingly very excited about the prospect. “I used to wear these things all the time with all the various shows and games I had on them. I guess this worl-er, land, has too many monsters and too much armour to worry about lame fashion. But now I can wear all the comfy shirts I want while promoting the Axel Hearts! It’s perfect! And sooo comfy cause it's made of spider-silk!”

It was cute seeing him like this. Proudly displaying something that he made, and I felt such genuine happiness that I helped him smile like that through the harem. “I’m glad you’re happy, Kazuma. And it’s certainly an amazing idea, I think I might design a graphic tee for myself at some point.”

He smiled at my praise. “Thanks, and yeah you should! Though I gotta recommend, get one for wearing out and then get a BIG one for lazing about. Nothing nicer than a huge t-shirt to just do nothing all day in.”

“Kazuma’s a lazing about expert!” Said a Succubus on our couch. “We already all got his fancy new clothing with our own designs on them.”

A little fashion parade suddenly kicked off as the sexy girls who lived with us all got up one by one to show off the designs they chose for the weaver. All of their t-shirts… well, they were all the same theme, I’ll say that much.

“This one’s a picture of King Kazuma doing a thinking pose cause he’s sooo smart.”

“This one’s an image of the moment when Queen Xara realised that King Kazuma was the one for her when he blew his load on her face.”

“Mine’s just an image of me with the words ‘Kazuma’s bitch’ while I’m covered in his cum!”

“I went a bit different with mine. This T-Shirt is made of latex, is super tight, and the nipples and crotch are cut out.”

“I don’t think that counts anymore Lacy.”

“Well, I hope my King doesn’t mind too much…?”

Kazuma was staring at Lacy's body with wide unblinking eyes. Only shaking himself out of it when Lacy flicked her exposed nipple at him. "I'll allow it." He coughed before going back to the table he was originally working on. "Anyway, I'm gonna go to town and give some more designs over to the weaver, as well as pick up that thing you wanted me to get." Kazuma said, gathering some scraps of paper and cloth into a bag, then looking over to me. "Want me to make you a T-shirt or two?"

I looked over the parade of demons with Kazuma's face tightly pinned against their bodies. "Hmm, I'll take a 'Kazuma's Bitch' one, why not." I shrugged with a smile.

"Alright, I'll make that the going outside T-shirt. But you sure you don't want a non-sexy design for the bigger, lazing about one? Like a favourite character in a book or band?"

I pondered the unexpected question briefly. Was there something I wanted to show off my connection to like that? In terms of bands, the Axel Hearts were my precious friends, but I never thought I was as eager as some of their rabid fans... A book though? There was that famous woman knight in a story I loved when I was young. But pictures of her are so sparse. Who else...

"Eris." I finally decided, "Though I know my relationship to her has mildly changed, I'd still like to show my goddess respect in some way."

He smiled and nodded, "One Eris branded extra extra extra large t-shirt to contain all of Lalatina's bulging muscles coming right up!" He declared, dodging my thrown pillow at him before waving goodbye from the doorframe, "See ya later! Looking forward to our date!"

I slumped down on the couch in multiple embarrassments, my blushing face sighing briefly before a cup of tea was suddenly in front of it.

Looking up, I saw the smiling face of the pink haired succubus that so often played receptionist to the café. Still as buxom as ever but now wearing a black T-shirt with the same pink succubus mark that is above Xara's mons reading 'Kazuma was here' amongst the heart and lines. Admittedly it was a pretty artistic T-shirt compared to some of the smut.

"Here you go mistress," She said warmly, "I don't know if we've formally met yet, but I'm Dhysana. I'm sort of Xara's number two when she's out of town."

"Nice to meet you properly," I smiled, giving her hand a quick squeeze as I took the cup of tea out her hands. Mango and lemon, my favourite blend. A perfect mix of sweet and sour to energise you after a work out, "Smells lovely, thank you."

Dhysana beamed at my praise, "I'm glad! Kazuma said it was your favourite so he must know you well. It's surprising this is your first real date tonight considering how close you two are." I smiled and nodded, I hadn't the heart to tell her it was more a formal break up than a proper date but I was still looking forward to it anyway. As sweet as this demon was, her default seductions seemed to be going off, as she began rubbing my shoulders and pressing her sizeable mounds into my neck, "We'll get out of your hair soon. But if you need any help getting ready for your lovely date lady, I'd be more than willing to help."

"Tea and massage... is already pretty helpful..." I quietly moaned into her touch before she lightly pecked my neck and peeled away. "Thank you Dhysana, I might take you up on that offer later."

"I look forward to it, Mistress." She nodded with a bow, guiding her fellow Succubae out the window "Perhaps I can even learn how to tease you as well as Kazuma does." The pink haired woman winked at me before taking off.

I half chuckled as I watched her fly off into the mid-morning sun, sipping some more of my tea in the brief respite of aloneness, "Kazuma certainly loves to push all my buttons. He seems to be making a habit of it...

"He certainly is. Moi can deeply respect his insistence to keep you leaking tasty feelings of shame."

"Good morning to you too, Vanir," I shrugged off his attempts at deepening my embarrassment. The masked demon had walked in easily for once, with no goddess barrier to block him. Sena and a stack of paperwork following along behind as we all headed to the dinner table, after a brief farewell to Dhysana and the other Succubae.

We set about signing the work Sena gave us. It wasn't a flashy or sexy day at all, so I won't bore anyone with the details. Joining the harem requests, new expenditures from the shops we owned, confirmations on body checks, and going over a few minor plans going forward with Vanir. He was very good at keeping it professional when he needed to, and I think he enjoyed keeping his mind working on various tasks. Perhaps this project appealed to him. Always hard to say about the demon in the mask.

Eventually the paperwork slowed enough to let me finish my tea, "I'd ask if you have any questions about what we were up to yesterday Vanir, but I get the sense I don't need to."

"Moi does keep tabs on you, yes." He nodded, lounging back with a nonplussed shrug. "The large brute of an ex-general you ensnared was never Moi's favourite, but her unique physiology is certainly interesting enough to be studied. Moi can already see several futures where her powers to change human's bodies could be used for the most delicious of feelings."

"Another ex-general?" Sena asked, frowning worryingly. "That's a potential problem for the Harem Knight Gala..."

"The what?"

"..." She stared at me. Her face started growing darker, and a pit began forming in my stomach. "...Mistress Darkness. You already signed off on this."

The panic in my heart was rising, "...I did?"

"Yes." Sena replied bluntly, instantly producing a piece of paper with my signature on it. "On the eve of the crescent moon, Sunday the 26th, you are cordially invited to bring your Harem Knights and any other member of you harem you deem appropriate to a royal gala. This event shall be hosted by the royal family, with an appearance by Princess Iris Belzerg Stylish Sword herself."

"I-Iris?!"

"Don't worry. No sexual activity is allowed with the princess present," she continued, making my heart calm, "But we have already agreed to go to this tomorrow. You, Aqua, and King Master Satou Kazuma must attend or risk losing your funding as Harem Knights. All you have to do is show up and chat with other Knights to update the capitol on your progress as a harem. And speaking off the record I have to say, you have nothing to worry about in terms of your immense progress these last few days."

Lose our funding? Well, I can always change the rules of the universe to fit what I need, but... "I think we can handle a gala. It is just one night, and it would be nice to see Iris again."

She nodded in relief, "Indeed. I'm glad you are so reasonable mistress, I hear some Knights refuse to attend out of ego or boredom and end up losing their licences. Though I will ask from now on to please read all my paperwork I give you." Her eyebrow had such an angry twitch to it I dare not even speak a defence.

"This is all well and good, but Moi has something to say as well." Vanir huffed, then pointed at me. "Moi has been 'watching your back' sufficiently, correct?"

I nodded, "Absolutely. I can't thank you enou-"

"Then you should help Moi with the next... big problem." He said, indicating I should know what that problem is. After a moment of confused silence he rolled his eyes, "The next big problem to do with Moi's... condition." ... "A certain lonesome Crimson Demon who will soon be arriving back to Axel and making Moi's life a living hell?"

"Oh! Yunyun!" I snapped my fingers in realisation, "I knew she was a problem for you!"

He growled in irritation, "Well of course she is!" He barked, "Even from here, miles away, I can't help but sense the edges of her extreme loneliness! The mucus in my nose is ready to drip and if Moi has to live with her any closer Moi will LOSE IT!" He roared while standing up from the table.

"Okay, okay." I said, raising my hands up to calm the angry demon while Sena shrank back in fear. "Why didn't you try anything with, you know, the relics?" I said, trying to wink at him while not giving away any info to do with my earrings.

He sat back down in a huff, "Of course Moi tried that. You think Moi as stupid as the soiled blue haired fool? You humans and your feelings can only be tempered so long by a normalcy command to stop feeling it. Removing the forever pitiable Crimson Demon's loneliness was but a single bandage on a gushing wound of... feelings. Her solo soul a predetermined fate. She is an abnormality. A creature seemingly destined for loneliness by the very heavens."

Abnormality caused the earrings to not work? I suppose that might make sense. Things being 'normal' was certainly a vague enough term that it could mean anything... but this was a conversation for a time not in front of Sena.

Instead I grabbed a blank notebook and started writing. "If that's the case, then we'll have to try other methods to get her feeling better." I mumbled while writing, he tried to peer over my shoulder but as soon as he was in a good enough position I was done and handed it to him, "Get her to read this instruction booklet on how to make friends. Normally everything she reads will become reality as soon as she's read it."

My hand felt the immense power in his limbs as he swiped the book from me, "Moi appreciates your work ethic girl-who-refuses-to-accept-she-might-be-happy!" He loudly and happily exclaimed, jumping up from his chair, "Moi shall travel to the Crimson Demon village post-haste! The sooner this problem is removed, the better life shall be for everyone!"

He made a bolt for the window, clearly ready to jump down without even bothering with the stairs, it was only Sena who managed to stop him. "Hey! I still need your signature for things!" She yelled, Vanir looking annoyed at the lack of dramatic exit.

With a snap of his fingers, a tiny Vanir doll appeared holding a pen. The ones he usually used when attacking foes by making them explode. "This is an extension of Moi's body and therefore can act as my eyes, ears, and hand while I am away. Just don't toUCH IT!"

BANG

My hand stung so beautifully at the explosion. Nothing else had been damaged bar a singed table thanks to my defence stat, but Vanir did have to conjure another one. "Don't touch it." He growled. I refused to apologise. "Now, Moi is off. Though perhaps, girl, instead of being a nuisance you could come up with new ways to help your harem." He frowned, his words hurting harder than the explosion, as I slunk down apologetically, "there's a myriad of dangerous devices you've barely touched. Delivered directly from your own Goddess no less! Moi's sure you could come up with something fun. Now, fare thee well!" He loudly proclaimed before jumping from our balcony and running off down the street with his extra long limbs.

He is right though. I shouldn't be providing Sena more trouble, and those relics Chris gave us have been sitting around since they were used against us in the fight with Xara. After signing a couple more papers from Sena, I grabbed the briefcase that was sitting by the door and brought it over to the table.

"Is he gone?" Asked Aqua, slinking into the room. After a quick look she entered properly, wearing only a bath towel and a Chomusuke in her arms, "Ugh, so glad that loser is out of here. Sexy demon girls I can handle, but his stench is too much. I really have to develop an anti-Vanir barrier."

I was too busy looking at our relics to comment. The stopwatch was seemingly still with Kazuma, probably too smart to let that go too far from him, and the earrings were still with me. Though there was still one thing in here that drew my eye.

“Oh yeah, 'The Calendar'.”

This was the relic where you could write anything on a day in the calendar and have it become reality. On the card, Chris had written that it had previously been used to create days of parades for the owner, or a day where breasts were mandatorily exposed. Personally, we hadn’t really gotten much use out of this relic compared to the others. Something about changing only one entire day hadn't appealed to me when the earrings and pen could be used for more minor and permanent changes. The one thing I had put in, 'Breeding Day at the Guild', was slated for tomorrow, though Sena had added the Harem Knight Gala afterwards. Did that change reality? I honestly have no idea. I wasn't as 'attuned' to this as Vanir was so there's a chance I'm as susceptible to its effects as everyone else. Or it doesn't work at all... maybe I should use it on today, just to make sure it isn’t an awful piece of junk.

As I was thinking about what to write, something caught my eye.

“Has someone already written my birthday into this?”

“Ohh! That was me!” Aqua beamed in pride. “I made sure to add everyone’s in! You can trust in the accuracy, I remember all the dates perfectly!”

She was right, Aqua had lined up every birthday exactly as they should. Kazuma’s Au-March birthday, (why did I think it was August?) Mine in Apri-Februrary. (Again, I was definitely born in February…) And on Oc-November 2nd was Megumin’s…

“19th Birthday?” I mumbled, studying the calendar intensely like something was wrong.

“Oh yeah…” Aqua trailed off awkwardly. “Um, I wasn’t 100% sure with ages since human years sort of confuse me… you’re all basically the same age, yeah?”

I… I think so, yeah. We were all 18-19 and had been this whole year we’d known each other. Megumin was definitely the youngest, but we had been a party of relatively the same age. Hadn’t we been? Me and Kazuma are 19 now but Megumin is going to join us next month… right? Why am I feeling so confused by this…?

Oh well. Aqua knows what she’s doing, she did get all the dates right, so the ages have to be right too! Didn’t realise Yunyun’s birthday was the day after Megumin’s though… maybe that’s why one never attended the other’s.

Aqua even included the old ‘Worship Aqua Day’ we’ve had for so long. The day we all gather together and become Axis members for just a little while on April 1st. I guess it makes sense she forgot the ‘Worship Eris Day’ that was brought in alongside it hours into Worship Aqua Day, but I’m sure she didn’t do it on purpose.

I shook birthdays from my mind to write what I wanted to write on today’s date.

Something very fun for Kazuma as he completed his mission around town, though I added a time limit to not mess with our date.

Maid Day (9:00am-5:00pm).

Notes:

Lots of future set up this chapter but hopefully this is still enjoyable to y'all. We're gonna be switching perspectives to Kazuma for a while, so say bye bye Darkness for a few chapters. Stuck in paperwork hell, what a way to go. And yes, this is how Megumin/Yunyun are now older.

Chapter 55: Maid Day (Part 1)

Summary:

An easy breezy chapter describing Kazuma's experience of this wonderful world's newest holiday!

Chapter Text

Ah, the humble maid. Perhaps the strongest of all God's creatures. A versatile and tough species, able to work for long periods of the day with little more than a passing thanks. They are the backbone of noble living, without them the simplest of tasks would distract those who need to lead. They are a necessity few think about. As such, a day was brought into being, a day to celebrate the maid in all its glory. This day was, of course;

"MAAAIIIDD DDAAAAAYYYYY!!! I FUCKING LOVE MAID DAAAYYY!" Kazuma yelled, literally skipping through the town of Axel with a huge perverse grin on his face at all the sights.

And why shouldn't he feel as happy as he did? After all, it was Maid Day! The time of the year that all women of the town were to dress as a maid. Frilly dresses, tight corsets, low riding skirts, garter belts... all were on full display as people went about their days.

There were maids doing laundry, maids selling wares, maids in moral quandaries, and maids building chairs. Tall maids and small maids. Cutesy maids and snooty maids. Maids who were very sexy and maids that would step on thee.

All were here to celebrate the annual tradition of Maid Day!

Thanks to Darkness writing in The Calendar, people believed this had always been the case. A day to celebrate the workers of the world, while getting to divulge in clothes that would otherwise be odd to wear in public. Lawyers, chefs, adventurers, doctors, nobles, teachers, plumbers, Demon King generals, gardeners, all these and more were encouraged to bring out their aprons, high-heels, and stockings or whatever way that was comfortable to the owner to go about their work day. For example, Knights who wished to take part had commissioned maid-looking armour before the day so they wouldn't get hurt if anyone attacked:

As a side note, this did have a knock on effect of having another day be born in the hearts of the people, though it wasn't stated in The Calendar. One month from Maid Day, Butler Day would also be celebrated. Similar to how White Day came after Valentines. Kazuma remembered his last Butler Day, Aqua and Megumin had saved up all their chores for him to begrudgingly do while they sat back and drank. Though to be fair, the requests he'd had for the last Maid day... In any case, his only respite being that Darkness had also dressed as a butler, if only to get orders barked as her as well.

Kazuma couldn't keep his eyes off it, yet couldn't rest his eyes on a single place either. Perhaps the ample amount of sex he'd been having had let him divulge too much in his baser instincts, yet those same instincts were yet to lead him wrong either. He was still going to do his tasks he needed to, but why not enjoy Maid Day? Everyone had dressed up so well for it after all.

His first stop was Wiz's shop.

Where he sat outside and stared through the window at his wife. Was this a stop that he had to make? He would argue, yes. Seeing the busty lich barely barely being able to fit inside her black lace and apron combo was far too iconic a sight to not gaze at for several minutes. Only bolstered when she waved at him through the window, blushing when she noticed how much he was staring.

Wiz beckoned him in for a quick session, letting her succubus helpers take over the shop for a minute while they had some fun in the backroom. He unloaded a full nut inside her dress to soak into her clothes for the rest of the day. Something Wiz very much appreciated as the succubus helpers were suddenly all very eager to hug and kiss her more. Wiz waved to her husband goodbye through her molesting assistants.

Next up was the guild.

He entered the grand building to see his favourite blonde receptionist turn quickly to beam at him. Her breasts swinging around so wildly they both slapped against her body yet also threatened to leave her loose fitting maid top as she hurried over to him.

There was arguably very little change in terms of their outfits. Reds changed to blacks, and a frilly headband was added, but their uniforms had often looked quite sexually charged. So when Kazuma entered the building, he had to really stare close at their clothes to see the change.

"Hello there, Master Kazuma!" the elated Luna hummed, squeezing him close to her body and letting him practically motorboat her nearly full uncovered breasts. "Welcome! We're so happy you came!" She smiled, loving the feel of her Harem leaders face sniff her chest hard. Luna wasn't wrong either, a lot of girls peeled away from the people they were serving to start crowding around Kazuma. The guild's maid service temporarily halting so everyone could greet the true owner of the establishment. Grabbing at him and trying to get his hands to 'feel how soft their clothes were'. There were even a few hired succubae that were floating around and tussling his hair.

"I could get used to this kind of treatment." The sappy boy lewdly smirked while being pulled this way and that.

"Alright girls!" Luna suddenly gave a stern voice, "You'll see plenty of Master Kazuma tomorrow! For now, it's Maid Day and I don't want to sully the name of this day!" She explained while the girls all nodded and returned to their stations. Though they looked like they were keeping an eye on Kazuma to see if he would sit down.

"Sigh, I love it here." Kazuma couldn't keep his face still, nor his hands as they dug into Luna's rear casually. The receptionist not caring about her hypocrisy as the man she was growling very fond of touched her so well. His instincts knowing exactly how to massage her ample behind even while he wasn't concentrating. The two fondled each other for long enough that it was surprising when Kazuma asked, "Before the inevitable happens, did you get that thing ready?"

She had to throw herself out of her own fantasies, "Y-yeah, all sorted. I'll give you it in a bag as you're leaving. If you are staying for lunch?" She asked, Kazuma giving a very hard and pronounced nod in response. As she led him to his table, Luna had a sweet and tender smile rather than anything forced or lewd, "You know, it's very sweet what you guys are doing."

"Thanks, but it's all Darkness' idea," He said while sitting down and skimming the menu.

Before he could order though, a long haired maid came over to Luna, looking a little awkward. "Um, Luna? We've had a request for... well, Kazuma's semen." She said, surprising the two. The girl pointed over to a barbarian and bard duo sat together staring at Kazuma. Giggling when his eyes trained on him.

"Guess that was to be expected with Darkness' rules in place. As soon as Kazuma's in they're allowed to request that of him, go check if they want it on food or in a container." said Luna, the girl nodding and walking off as the blonde sighed. Luna turned to Kazuma with a somewhat apologetic look. "Do you mind..?"

"As you said Luna, tis my duty now!" He laughed haughtily, ego easily getting the best of him, "Though I do want food as well, please."

"Of course, Master. I'll sort that out for you and send some girls over to drain you as well."

Luna quickly summoned over Harriet, Emma, and Soliana (the three who were also officially 'in' the harem) all kneeling before Kazuma as he sat happily on the bench. Soliana was a sweet motherly woman, keeping a deep smile as she knelt calmly. Emma was a more girly girl, sort of looking nonplussed to be doing this, but perhaps only acting aloof to try and play hard to get. Harriet, the tomboy, more crouched like a delinquent with legs spread wide, though her blush at being seen like this at all was enough for Kazuma.

"We kindly ask you to disrobe yourself so we can pleasure you, Master sweetie." cooed Soliana.

Kazuma did what he was told, with gusto. Even after cumming inside Wiz's dress, he was feeling particularly randy with Maid Day in effect. Erection swinging into view very pleasantly after fishing it from his pant leg.

The three women quickly huddled over Kazuma’s open fly, bumping into each other to try and get their face in first. Each desperate to please their master. He had to spread his legs wide, but soon three tongues were lapping away happily at his junk. Forgetting the customers completely amidst his manly musk.

Harriet hummed into the side of his cock. “Fuck, Kazuma. I’ve had some tasty dicks before but this one is takes the absolute cake, Master Kazuma.” The tomboy giggled while licking up and down his shaft. “I’m so happy Aqua picked me out for you to breed. I can’t wait for this thing to spurt some yummy cream all over my eggs. I’ve always wanted twins...”

"Harriet, he's just here for lunch. Breeding day is tomorrow." Emma cautioned, the blonde girl was licking up the other side of his girth and trying to use as much of her lips as possible, "Though, you are the master here, Kazuma. If we need to clean out these big cum filled balls with our pussies, then it is just an order away. I'm sure Soliana wants to be an actual mom after all the times we've joked about her being one."

The dark skinned woman just moaned into Kazuma's sack. Ignoring her younger associates and just lavishing the thick nuts in front of her with the wild abandon she thought she lacked. Meanwhile, Kazuma's instinct told him to not spoil the mood by talking. Instead just leaning back and enjoying the sounds of the guild while getting a triple blowjob.

It was at this time that Luna came back with his lunch, a simple shredded fire-boar sandwich sliced lovingly into triangles. She'd taken the time to learn everyone's favourite meals in case they wanted lunch or dinner, having ready stocks of all for their visits.

Kazuma was about to reach over and grab his meal before the blonde gently stopped him, “Wanna eat off of Aqua’s favourite plate?” Luna smirked, taking a sandwich slice, ripping a bit of it, and placing it between her sweaty cleavage. Bouncing it lightly while still squeezing the meat between her meat, “She told me she never wants to eat off anything but my tits when she’s here. Drinks too, but I told her that’d be too messy.”

“Whuff… the service here is so good…” He mumbled under his breath while Luna dove his head between her tits.

He was a messy eater, just like Aqua. Licking the sauce that had dripped off the food and onto her skin, then licking it deeper just for extra cleanliness. She did it again and again, letting him eat his food on her ample plate while giggling every time he squeezed his face in or teased her nipples for the fun of it. All while he was still getting a triple blowjob from three beautiful girls.

Kazuma knew he couldn't stay at the guild all day. And he had to fill up a couple jars for the two who had bought his cum on the menu. But goddamn, Maid Day mixed with harem was maybe the best lunch he'd had in a long time.

It was days like this that made him so glad he'd died.


The 7th Heaven bar was quite busy today. A large crowd of people were appreciating the new café style that was occurring on this special day.

Tifa was at the bar itself, having to deal with many wandering eyes as they gazed at her flat cute stomach completely uncovered with her maid outfit. She knew how to deal with pervs most days, but since it was Maid Day she was always a little unsure of letting people admire her fancy dress. Her new girlfriend was making herself known if anyone decided to get too close to her though. A swift chair in the back of the head and a prompt exit from the building before they could blink. Aerith had taken the yandere maid approach, at least for today, and was even driving up customers with this different style to Tifa's moe.

It was all hands on deck for the girls of the tavern as they tried to deal with the lunch rush. With Tifa at the bar, Aerith and Jessie were serving customers, the latter being the 'tomboy maid' archetype and getting their rice orders messed up. Even Biggs and Wedge were helping by making food for everyone. Barret was busy, he'd promised his daughter a quick walk around town to try out some of the festivities. Elroad fully embracing Maid Day to offer many food and drinks stalls, as well as a few games for the festival.

He walked up to the front door with his daughter Marlene on his shoulder. This was the cheapest place for him to get food after all. He pushed it open and was met by-

"Welcome. Master."

...

Barret stared into the greeters eyes. An awkward silence

"Oi. Soldier boy."

"What."

"...why the hell are you dressed as a maid?"

"Cause we're short staffed." He grunted back, looking away while crossing his arms.

Barret just stared with an empty expression, though the small voice from his shoulder threw him out of it. "I think you look pretty, Cloud!" chimed in his daughter.

"Thank you Marlene. I think I nailed it too." Cloud nodded, the both of them looking at Barret expectantly.

"Erm, sure. Sweetie. Cloud here is... looking... n-nice. Be tolerant to others and all that." He grumbled while the large man passed by his associate. Hoping that this wasn't something their new harem had put Cloud up to... but having the sinking feeling that Cloud wanted to do this himself.


Kazuma left the Succubus café with a bag of T-Shirts from the spider weaver. He was always impressed with how quick the monster worked, kinda feeling bad for all the requests, but then it seemed the weaver was excited by the opportunity to try out new creations. It helped that Kazuma treated her to a little one-on-one make out. Xara knew how to hire the hottest creatures, the girl was basically just a hot busty milf sitting on a large spider body and Kazuma was surprisingly alright with it.

So with his bag full of clothes and the item Luna had prepared for him he left the Succubus spot, walking down the street without a care in the world. Missing the woman on the roof stalking him, and the three sat at a table just outside the café.

“Kobayashi-san! Kobayashi-san!”

Eyes didn't meet her back, staring around the street before registering someone was looking at her, “...hm?”

While being ignored was usually an annoying affair, the blonde beamed brightly at the red headed woman who had just taken a while to respond.

“Ahh! I knew it! You’re enjoying yourself in this world, aren’t you?”

Another minute to respond before she tore her eyes away from the general populous to speak, “Well, you did take me to a world full of maids. All with various impressive designs, in a fantasy setting, frilled lace, elegant women…” She trailed off into a long string of mumbles, staring deeper into all the marvellous maids around her. It wasn't until she saw one with their chest practically exposed that her mood sank again, "Though this world could learn to keep it in it's pants."

The dragon ignored the last comment, instead just beaming and pounding her chest, “That’s right Kobayashi-san! And your very special maid, Tohru is here as your guide and lover! This world has an annual ‘Maid Day’ and I knew I had to take you on a very special date here!”

“Is it a date if I’m with you two?”

The real annoyance spoke up, Tohru shooting a near death ray level glare at their third wheel. “I TOLD you not to come along, but you said you HAD to and Kobayashi didn’t tell you no!”

Elma started sweating a little, but hadn’t stopped munching down the local toad meat from the café they’d stopped at. “S-sorry, but this world has got too much good food to eat! Have you tried the toad? Ooh, or the royal parfait? Mmmm! So good!" The purple haired girl moaned on her fork, a large wavy smile on her lips as the sweetness and the savoury paired together in her mouth.

Tohru growled at the woman. Large jagged teeth emerging as she struggled to hold back her rage and blow their cover.

“So this world…” Kobayashi cut them off, making the two dragons look at her. Stirring her coffee lightly while admiring the buildings, “Is it like your world? Do dragons control the land here too?”

Elma shrugged, “Not really. Dragons exist here, but more as hidden beasts guarding treasure.”

“Fafnir’s actually from around these parts!” Tohru happily added. “It's really nice here, but this world is also dangerous. Full of monsters and Demon Kings so it’s only really safe to come here on special occasions like Maid Day.” She explained while leaning in to whisper to her desired lover, trying to get a quick smooch but being flicked away.

Suddenly they were interrupted by their waitress, a shortish pink haired girl dressed in, as you'd expect, full maid outfit. "Your pancakes, Madame." She said while placing a plate of pancakes coated in what looked like cream in front of Elma.

"Huh? I didn't order this, did I?"

Tohru clicked her tongue, "You ordered basically everything else..."

"On the house," The waitress explained with a warm smile, "You've been such a good eater the chef wanted to make you something special. We just had a fresh batch of white sauce delivered to us so please enjoy!" Kobayashi noted her smile getting a little devious by the end but decided not to cause a fuss. Especially as Elma was already digging in to her free pancakes.

“Oh my god!” Elma burst out as soon as the cream hit her tongue, “This is such an amazing sauce! Why haven’t I tried this before?!”

Kobayashi raised her eyebrow up, looking at the splattered white with caution, missing their waitress disappearing into the café, “What’s it made from?”

The blonde dragon picked up the menu to scan through the list of ingredients. “Says it’s semen generated inside some human testicles. A man named ‘Satou Kazuma’.”

“...eh?”

"Oh, Tohru please try it!" Elma moaned again, the stunned Kobayashi being unable to stop the madness as the cum covered pancake entered Tohru's mouth.

The other dragon also moaned in surprise, slurping up the white drippings around her mouth with eagerness. “Mm! That is rather good!" She exclaimed, looking at the menu again and smiling, "Kobayashi-san, is this what human males are for? There's plenty of them back home, so I can make you some meals with semen in them if you'd like!”

“Do and I’m kicking you out.” Kobayashi retorted coldly. Standing from the table and walking away.

Tohru blinked in surprise, "W-w-w-what?! Kobayashi-san!!!"


As Kazuma headed through the busy maid filled streets, he had accomplished everything he really needed to do now. Sena had been taking care of their groceries now, so he didn't even really need to buy dinner, though he was looking around to see if there was anything special he could buy Darkness. Chocolates or flowers for the date... it was cliché as fuck in his eyes but he couldn't think of anything better.

Passing by another stall he suddenly heard someone call out to him.

"Kazuma! PSST! Ka~zu~ma~!"

Following the source, there was a short girl in the alleyway behind the main bulk of Maid Day. She looked a little worried, and was looking around more than usual, but Kazuma didn't notice. He was far too busy studying her outfit. "Oh, hell~ yeah." Kazuma smiled, crouching down to get a very inappropriate look under her skirt. "Chris the Maid."

"Stop it!" She hissed, swatting his hands away from her dress, "This is important! I have to warn you about something!"

Then Kazuma was tackled.

Chapter 56: Maid Day (Part 2)

Summary:

Who tackled Kazuma? Could it have been... a maid?!

Chapter Text

"Kazuma!" Chris exclaimed as the his body went flying deeper into the alleyway. The adventurer landing heavily on his back.

"Fucking fuck!" He shouted, "Thanks for the warning, Chris! Who the sh-!" Before he could swear anymore, a knife was at his throat.

"Shut. Up."

His eyes had to adjust briefly for the dim light of the corridor, but when he did he actually recognized his attacker. Sure, she was also wearing the traditional garb of Maid Day, but that didn't stop him from seeing the angry amber eyes of the thief on top of him. Her long indigo hair, mature yet tight body, and that lovely cleavage that was still showing with the new outfit. She'd been the star of a couple succubus events in Kazuma's life, even if he had to ask her changed just enough so she didn't hate his guts for being a 'gross man'.

"Melissa?!" Chris voiced the surprise in Kazuma's head as he dared not speak with a knife to his throat. "Why are you attacking Kazuma?!"

The other rogue didn't say anything, instead glaring back at the surprised white haired girl briefly before throwing her other hand to the ground. In an instant the area filled with smoke. Chris' vision disappearing to the white gas that covered everything, forcing her to cough and splutter while rushing towards Kazuma and his attacker.

As the smoke faded, she found they'd gone. Leaving only Kazuma's bags behind. Her eyes tried to see where they'd gone, but to no avail. Chris hurried off down the alley to see if she could spot them in the crowd... not realising that Melissa had scaled the walls of the alley and was now jumping from building to building with the dazed Kazuma on her shoulder.

Melissa threw Kazuma to the flat top roof. A small garden placed nicely around them that clearly had been loved by whoever owned the main building. Though Kazuma couldn't enjoy it, Melissa was still pointing a knife at him while he groaned in more pain.

"What the hell, Melissa?!" He hissed, rubbing the back of his head.

"Give me everything you have."

Kazuma blinked in surprise, "W-what? Are you-?"

"Yes, I'm mugging you. Take everything off and give it to me."

Her eyes were dead serious, and far more deranged than Kazuma had ever seen from the usually calculated thief. This wasn't her outplaying him cleverly, this wasn't her going gaga over something cute, this was a weirdly scruffy Melissa and she was unhinged. Kazuma feared something bad had happened to her to get her to this sorry state.

Without much options, he silently reached into his pocket and brought out his wallet. "Here, geez. Can't believe I'm getting mugged by a maid. We've been on adventures together you know..."

He tossed it at her. Letting the slight bit of gold tumble onto the floor as she just kept staring at him.

"I didn't say I want your money, worm. I want your clothes. Take. Them. Off."

That weirded out Kazuma even more.

"Seriously?"

A knife flew past him just close enough to create the slightest opening in his cheek. He froze in fear while the air was electric with shock at what had just happened. Melissa easily fetched a new knife from her belt in the confusion, her eyes repeating what she'd just said.

With really no other options left, Kazuma's hands went to the bottom of his shirt.

"No. Pants first, worm. I'm done waiting." She hissed, confusing Kazuma more though he still wasn't arguing.

Thumbs went to his waistline, slowly shimmying out of his trousers. His underwear quickly coming into view as they slid down to pool at his feet. Probably wasn't the best day to be wearing his tighty whiteys, but he didn't exactly know he'd be stripped by a knife wielding maid today.

Her eyes went wide at the sizeable bulge though, "Faster. Underwear next."

"Alright ya freakin perv!" He barked back at her, ripping the proverbial band-aid off and slamming his underwear to the ground in one quick motion.

Melissa stared at the swaying beast that had been unleashed with a strange reverence. Swinging there under this boy, like a hypnotist had made a pendulum from a tree log. She swiftly moved forwards just as Kazuma was getting his shirt over his face, quickly grabbing his shirt as it was moving around his arms and tied it together with a rope. His hands now a ball of cloth as he tried to register what was happening before he was suddenly shunted to the hard ground.

As the maid loomed over him, Kazuma couldn't help but feel immense dread, "Wait! Don't kill me!" He begged, trying to drag himself away with just his legs. Though that stopped when strangely, she landed her whole body on his legs, making him wince in pain while also mentally trying to memorise the shape of her ample butt as skin pressed against skin. With her knife in hand she stared at his crotch. "OH NOW SERIOUSLY DON'T DO THAT!!"

"What a prize for the ultimate treasure hunter." She half whispered, teasingly playing with the blade in her hand.

His whole sexual life flashed before his eyes as she lunged towards his crotch. Screaming one of the most high pitched screams he'd ever let out.

Chris finally managed to find the roof they were on. Expecting the worst, fearing even worse than that, quickly landing in the garden to see! ...

Melissa with her face buried in Kazuma's crotch.

"NYAAA~!!! <3" Melissa exclaimed, rubbing her face against the long pipe again and again while her hands roamed and pinched where they pleased. "Look at the fuzzy little cutie! Nawawawawa~ <3 <3 <3 Ohh, I felt it move, I wonder if it likes me?!"

The goddess of luck was awestruck at the usual cool girl... though this wasn't a new reaction from Melissa either. It was a regular occurrence whenever the woman found animals of almost any description. Cats, dogs, wolves, bears, beast-kin, you name it, Melissa's tried to pet it. Usually unsuccessfully, as she was known for making the animal uncomfortable with her intense level of petting. "I thought the succubus was making her lust for Kazuma... guess she must have got some wires crossed..." Chris hypothesized. She also couldn't hold back her own little laugh, "So she sees his dick as... a cute animal?"

"Hey! I'm glad ah! you think it's 'cute', but shit" said Kazuma, wincing repeatedly as Melissa manhandled his man handle. "Would you calm down?! Y-you're squeezing too tight!"

"Shut up. I don't wanna hear from you worm, it's so annoying that this lovely cutie is connected to like you," She spat back, not caring about Kazuma's protests at all and continuing to pull, stroke, nuzzle, and squeeze far too tight for the boy. As soon as he tried to reach his clothed hands down to get her to loosen up, she brandished the knife again and stabbed it into the ground. Barely looking up from her new pet as Kazuma carefully brought his hands away again.

He was enjoying a maid literally rub her face against his shaft, but then her hands would painfully squeeze his nuts or pull on his pubes to make it all unpleasant again. "Mmm, so warm! And such a powerful smell! Has your owner been washing you properly?"

"AH! OW! SHIET!" He yelled again in pain, wanting to kick her away but knowing he didn't really have any power to with his hands tied like this. "No wonder animals fucking hate you! CHRIST!" That time she squeezed him as knowing revenge for his comment.

"Don't listen to him little one," She cooed to his cock, "Now why don't you grow big and hard for Mommy Melissa? I know you want to. Come on! It'll be so cyu~uuute!"

Kazuma once more tried to shift away but to no avail, "It ain't gonna do shit until I'm not in pain! Darkness is the one into torture, not me!" He huffed, but Melissa just glared at him for talking again. Though with a shrug she resigned herself.

"I suppose this worm needs a new master in order to get what I want." She sighed. With a quick motion she whipped a small metal pole from inside her cleavage. Chris shot forwards into action, but it was too late, Melissa pressed the red button on the side and a flash of light burst forth into Kazuma's eyes.

"Bind!" Chris yelled, shooting her rope out from her bindle. It snapped around the surprised Melissa and sent her flying off of Kazuma's still body. The busty thief landing in a bed of roses and yelling swears as the goddess checked the boy. "Kazuma! Are you okay?! What did she do to you?!" No response, he was still and peaceful. No level of scummyness at all.

"Too late flat chest!" Melissa laughed, "I now control him! Thanks to that ancient relic I stole years ago, I can order the mind of him like he was my own little minion!" The goddess looked on in fear, trying to shake Kazuma out of it. "Such a lovely twist of fate that my relic works on the one virgin I need something from!"

Chris froze.

"...huh?"

"My relic. It was made from some horrible demon to control virgins."

".............and you think Kazuma is?"

"Well yes. Look at him. Clearly a virgin."

Chris felt like her soul left her body as she stared at Melissa in disbelief.

"Bwuh-w-what's going on?" Kazuma asked while blinking awake, seeing Chris first sat on top of him. "Yo? Maid Chris sat on top of me? Did I pass out during something fun?"

The goddess looked down at the stupid boy with a smile. Thankful nothing had actually happened to him, and that he was so predictably him. Right down to the erection bumping up between her thighs. The heat and the hardness something that she had been admittedly missing the last couple days... But then her thoughts went to Melissa. She'd just tried to control Kazuma like that, and worst of all she'd done it with one of the relics Chris had been hunting. One of the relics she KNEW Chris was looking for. Somehow that made the goddess even more angrier than the attempted mind control. The word 'Revenge' sounded sweet in her head.

"Oh Melissa, I've heard about that relic you just used on Kazuma." She said, overexplaining a little for the boy's sake. "It does only work on virgins, but once you've shone the light they'll become the slave of whoever they see first." She winked down at him, Kazuma thankfully picking up the clues.

Melissa was too angry to notice the subtly, "WHAT?!" She screeched, "KAZUMA! LOOK THIS WAY!"

With a simple smile Kazuma didn't look, "Oh my Mistress Chris, what is your order?"

"Fuck me while Melissa watches."

Kazuma blinked in genuine surprise. Chris' answer had been so quick and eager that he felt there was other things on her mind too, especially when she wasted no time in kissing him.

The purple haired thief struggled in her adamantine confines. Only managing to tighten the ropes more, "NO! That isn't cute! I wanted to be the first one to pet that little guy with my insides!" She whined, her mind still not registering reality as well as it should.

Chris didn't really care though. Right now she knew that the rival thief that had been such a problem for her for so long was about to feel just as frustrated while Chris got another round of Kazuma fucking. This time all to herself, relatively. Her fingers stroked his uncovered chest, before moving to help him uncover his own hands from the ropes/clothes that bound them.

Her hands were soft, delicate, yet eagerly searching his body. As if everything else faded away while she was with him. His warm hardness was growing ever still, all while it was trapped snugly in her maidly thighs. The black panties becoming rather soaked in her juices while she rubbed against him, slowly teasing Kazuma's cock with her steamy pussy through the cloth he liked to steal so often.

Melissa was fuming. Biting at the ground to drag herself closer towards them in an attempt to stop the fucking. No way she'd let this tiny thief take that cutie's first time! It had been days and Melissa was convinced that everything about that adorable cock was perfect. The tufts of hair, the rose red colour of the tip, the way it waggled around... and the only way to pet something like that was to take it inside you and squeeze it as hard as possible. If it hadn't been on this stupid moron then she'd have simply seduced him, but she knew that he must be some sort of mega-virgin. That's why there was so many succubus living with him in that mansion, they were probably there so often they'd decided to move in!

But it was when Chris reached down and moved her panties away that Melissa couldn't stand it anymore. "WAIT! I refuse to lose like this!" She snarled. Practically leaping at the pair with what little movement she had, kicking against the roses and landing her face in the pile of Kazuma's clothes. Smelling him just like she had and losing herself momentarily to the musk.

"You've already lost." Chris casually blew her off, pressing her opening against the rigid tower beneath her. "A-ah~! Ng! B-big!" She panted as once more she felt herself stretch open to receive the pulsing pole inside of her. The warm and wet walls of her inner cavity squeezing down so tightly around the invader as she sunk lower and lower down. Her whole body felt so electric with feelings, her sensitivity rising from even one thrust on Kazuma's dick into her goddess pussy. Breathing deeply as she once more tried to get used to such a large boy filling her out, almost as if Kazuma had grown again in the last few days since she'd gotten to fuck him.

Kazuma was having sex with a maid, he was happy.

"DAMMIT!" Melissa yelled, worming her way over to see the disappearing cock inside Chris as her cheek lay on his tummy. "J-just... be careful with the little guy, okay? He likes it when you stroke under the testicles, and make sure to give lots of encouragement." She winced when the girl on top of the cock moved herself up then down again to slam onto the cute cock in front of her.

"Why the fuck do you think you're an expert now?" Kazuma grumbled, not moving Melissa away from him as his fingers dug into Chris' rear.

The thief just growled at him, "Shut up. No one asked you. You're just this idiot's slave now... dammit, why didn't you just get hard for me?!"

"Melissa, Kazuma's ah! a Harem Knight. He lost his virginity a-ages ago."

The thief blinked. Realization slowly dawned on her face. She looked... sad. If only for a moment, trying to shake herself out of it and re-enter her other phase.

"So the little guy's a fighter? That's even cuter!" She cooed, using her limited movement to reach over and kiss the base of his cock as so many of Chris' juices ran down it. "Such a little warrior! Aren't you? Aren't you?!"

"Should I be annoyed she keeps calling it little?" Kazuma frowned. Though it was hard to keep a frown with Chris' eyes fluttering in pleasure above him, the lithe thief not slowing her amazing squeezing for even a second.

"I wish I was the one petting you..." Melissa sighed wistfully, "To take this cute penis inside me, and pet it until it explodes such wonderfully adorable cum... But sadly, if you're connected to a Harem Knight it can never be..."

It was an odd statement to the other two, "I mean, never say never."

"I can't have kids, asshole."

Chris and Kazuma were definitely taken aback by her confession. Actually managing to stop their sex to look at the sad looking woman, though the fact their face gave her pity seemed to annoy her more than anything.

"I can't be part of your stupid virgin harem because I won't be able to do the one thing needed, which is to help breed the next generation." She growled quietly, looking away from their faces to avoid any further pity. "So there. You can cut me free now and I'll leave you two to it."

The two looked at each other, silently agreeing to let her free. Chris undoing the thief skill and letting the rope fall loosely around Melissa who finally got to sit up. The busty woman didn't say anything, just acknowledging Chris with a single nod before the maid suddenly reached down and picked up a single piece of cloth... Kazuma's underwear.

"Do you mind if I k-keep this? Something to remember him by."

Kazuma had no idea how to respond to a girl asking him that, other than to make an agreeable grunt briefly while Chris hissed at how his hardness felt even harder. Melissa once more nodded and walked off to the edge of the building slowly. Staring at the rooftops while sniffing the undergarment she'd taken.

Chris poked the boy she was fucking, "Kazuma... she's been manipulated by one of your succubae. I think all that horrid horny-demon magic is why she's been acting weird."

"Wait, is that true?" Kazuma asked, his voice seemed genuinely shocked but his face seemed lecherous as hell. "That's... bad."

The goddess gave him lowered unimpressed eyelids, knowing Scumzuma was still alive and well inside him. "If I had to guess she's probably really really backed up right now and not thinking straight. I mean, look at her," She gestured to the woman who was clearly leaking a LOT of juice down Melissa's stockings under the tiny maid skirt. All seemingly just from smelling the musk from Kazuma's underwear, she was barely able to stand up. "We should probably help her."

"Yeah, I'll get the succubus to back off at least." He nodded, though Chris' expression seemed to expect a little bit extra of a response. "...oh! Like, right now help with her horniness?" He asked. Once more responding to Chris' expression of 'yeah' with: "But she hates me!"

As much as she didn't want to, Chris removed herself from Kazuma's cock. "She doesn't hate this."

With a resigned sigh, Kazuma got up and approached the quivering thief. "Hey, Melissa."

"Bugger off."

Kazuma rolled his eyes at the woman's attitude, "I'm trying to throw you a bone here!" He growled back.

"I've already said I... can't be in your stupid harem. And I sure as hell don't want to be your girlfriend."

"Like hell I'd want you to be my girlfriend either." He snapped back. "My girlfriend's a zillion times cuter and nicer than you. And if you don't want to hear about my idea for you then you can take your attitude with my underwear on your way off the fucking building."

He went to turn back but was grabbed by the wrist, "What idea?!" She asked, a little manically again.

With a huff, he replied, "Just making you the official 'No Strings Attached Fuck Buddy' of the harem. You wouldn't have to be bred at all, just have sex with whoever you want in it then bounce to do your own thing."

She pondered his offer, trying not to seem too on board with it straight off the bat.

"I suppose that's acceptable. But what does this guy think?" She suddenly fell to her knees to nuzzle her face in Kazuma's erection. Once more squeezing it far too tight and basically beating it with her nose as her face dug into the thick erection.

"HEY! OW!" He once more whined, "You have to share with Chris! And I demand at least a little maid type dialogue from you too if we're gonna do this. Maid Day is still important dammit!"

Melissa rolled her eyes at him, then from her position tripped him over right onto his back again. "I'm fine sharing the spoils, but don't push your luck worm." She huffed, standing over him before walking around and sitting on his face. Her ample rear placed his lips right onto her soggy slit while his nose buried into the ass flesh. He muffled out some complaint before a sigh and licking sounds could be heard.

"Um, I'm sure we can take care of it, m-master..." Chris attempted, but with Melissa's unimpressed eyebrow and her incredibly blushed face she couldn't try any more maid roleplay. "Nope, sorry. Can't do it either Kazuma." She admitted before lying down between his legs to get in on Melissa's stroking and licking of the 'cute' penis.

"You certainly did drench Pendleton, didn't you?" Melissa mused, using her hand to rub Chris' pussy juice further into Kazuma's crotch. The boy's muffled complaints at his dick being named 'Pendleton' lost to the licking of Melissa's stuffy unloved crotch. "More licking down there, worm. I may be your fuckbuddy but you better treat me well here."

Chris was sure she was going to get an earful from Kazuma about being the one who pressured him into 'saving' Melissa. She made a mental note to really lay into that darn succubus when she got the chance about at least picking her targets better. Even now she had to switch from being fucked to now just sucking some nuts as Melissa took full control of Kazuma's cock. But after the seventeen thrusts that Kazuma had made into her pussy she was feeling far too buzzed and sensitive to really complain about anything. Just the taste was getting her all excited.

Melissa was trying to hide her immense gratitude of Kazuma letting her do this. In her mind, she told herself it was her doing him a favour for letting her lick him. That she'd somehow seduced him and his one woman harem. But really? She was so thankful that he was being so nice to her. Nothing else had worked in satiating her hunger recently. Playing with dildos, visiting the succubus building, having sex with Dust... nothing. Now she got to treat the cutest penis in town to some much needed love while also hopefully quelling the heat her womb seemed locked in. Just feeling the meat in her hands seemed to be helping, squeezing it deeply up and down and watching as another dollop of sweet clear precum budded out the top was making her so happy. And admittedly? His tongue was doing some good work. He'd managed to move her panties away with just the dexterous taster, now he was slowly lapping up her own clear liquids.

Kazuma was licking the twat of a maid. Even if it was this annoying unthankful bitch, he was happy.

"Hmm, impressive enough stamina." Melissa commented after a few minutes of rubbing, "I'd have thought your mind would have ruined this penis' chances of a long life. Just the chance to lick a big juicy rear like mine and your worm mind would be blowing up in pleasure. But I suppose not."

Kazuma once more huffed, if this wasn't technically his fault he'd be far more likely to leave her high and wet. She stood up off his face finally, lightly nudging Chris to stop licking Kazuma's nuts and ripping away her already ruined panties. Her nipples were absolute bullets, her cunt just gushing with anticipation, and right now it was dripping down Kazuma's cock.

"Ohhh, look how excited it is! It smells my own arousal!" She cooed, giggling in happiness "Try to make me enjoy this, won't you? You must be good for something, foolish child."

"Ya know what? Fuck it."

In a single motion, as Melissa was standing over him and getting ready to 'pet' the dick, Kazuma tucked his legs in so they covered his dick before rolling them up far enough to be behind Melissa's long womanly legs. Like an angry armadillo on the attack, he then unspread his legs and wrapped her knee joints with his own, then following her down as it was her turn to fall to the floor. The final pose was Melissa on all fours, Kazuma now standing above her with her legs tightly locked between his.

"Hey! What the fuck are you doing, worm?!" She hissed, "You said you wanted to be my fuck buddy!"

The thief tried to shift her body around to elbow him, but he had already leaned his whole body against hers and was now deeply familiarizing himself with the shape of her hanging breasts. She wanted to dominate, but her body was still too horny to do anything but moan, so Kazuma was free to whisper in her ear. "Yeah, buddy. Mutual friendship shit. I ain't gonna just let you walk all over me the whole time."

"T-this is no way to treat a lady."

"And what you were doing was no way to treat a man," He shot back, "I yearn for true gender equality. That means when we fuck? We both have fun. Which also means..." With a gentle nudge, he pushed her head down to where Chris was sitting, "we ALL have fun. Ya hear me?"

Melissa just huffed, "Fine. But this partnership is over if you can't make this petting fun. If you can't, I'll take what I want from you then leave you here."

"Deal."

Chris sighed, "Don't I get a say in this?"

"Keep up, Mistress." Maid Melissa smirked at the maid goddess from between her legs, knowing it'd get an annoyed huff from Kazuma as he wasn't the one getting the maid treatment. Chris wanted to join in with the teasing but the goddess was shushed quickly when Melissa's expert tongue hit her clit. Sensitivity levels high, and an underlying attraction to the busty thief that had maybe always been there meant it wasn't long at all before she was moaning long drawn out cries atop the roof.

Kazuma had let himself off of Melissa just enough to get into position, mostly so he could once more grip at the ass he'd been licking. He twitched in excitement when his dick hit her wet slit. There was a level of carefulness that he felt he had to keep with meat as large as his on so many girls (minus Darkness where he really got to cut loose). But Melissa wasn't a girl he felt wanted careful, nor did he want to give it to her. This maid was getting raw uncut pounding, as exemplified by his first climactic thrust.

"GGAWWFFF!" Melissa blurted out without any of her usual suave from his first attack, the woman gasping in pleasure from having her hole stretched so much than anyone else she'd had in there. "I-is it i-in y-yet?" She smirked back at him.

Kazuma couldn't help but admire the sass, and her ass, "You tell me." He chuckled back to her before once more slamming her pussy with as much strength as he could.

Her brain felt like it had been punched, electric shocks lit fires in synapses she didn't even know could be overloaded with pleasure, "NYA~! What a darling!" She cooed out, switching back to fluffy animal mode, "I-it likes me! It really likes mph!" Melissa's mouth was covered when Chris decided she was ignored enough, placing a hand on the maid's hair to keep her lips busy with something more sexy.

Cock continued to dig it's way into Melissa, further and further slamming and scraping out her deeply damp derriere. Instincts guiding him exactly how to make sure this was keeping her off balance and wanting more. Rubbing the inside of her thighs gently before pinching her clit violently, snapping the garters on her legs before spanking her with a finger in her ass, each seemed to make her leak enough liquid he kinda though he might need to create water in her mouth to stay hydrated. But that was also somewhat a minor concern as he was having so much fun just slamming into her, eventually feeling like he was raiding the womb of this tomb raider.

Melissa was a mess of sweat. She really hadn't expected this petting session to be as intense as it was. Sure, she was the official fuck buddy of this loser's harem... but if he could keep up this pace maybe that wasn't so bad. She'd also realised how adorable the platinum haired pussy in front of her was. Lesbian thoughts now invading her mind as she had to quickly learn the best way to lick this pretty, puffy, pink-lipped pussy in front of her. Actually enjoying the moans she was hearing from her rival of so many years. Wondering why she'd never seen the girl's inherent beauty before.

Chris was having a lot of micro orgasms by this maid's tongue and was very happy.

It wasn't long before Kazuma's wild slams caught up with Melissa, the girl losing most of the functions of her body for a brief second as her climax hit her like a charging minotaur. "HHNNGGAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" She screamed as her first orgasm in weeks ripped through her body. She was shunted forwards while Kazuma rode out the spasming walls squeezing his dick too tight again, though this time it was far more enjoyable. Her face had appeared now much further up Chris' body to pant and sweat on her shoulder, her large squeezable assets rubbing up against the lucky goddess before Chris sucked into Melissa's neck for fun to help ride out the utter madness of her orgasm. "C-cyuttee!~ MPH!"

She was a twitchy mess, and very easy to roll over onto her back to let her squirt more juice onto the flowers around them. Kazuma was still erect and ready and Chris was very wet and ready too. The maid wasting no time in leaping up into Kazuma's arms, wrapping her legs around his waist, and diving her tongue to explore his mouth while he stumbled back to support her whole weight.

"Is this m-maid's work satisfactory?" She whispered quietly into his mouth. He looked close to crying with happiness making her roll her eyes in annoyance, though at least happy she'd made him happy with his stupid request.

"So satisfactory!" Kazuma blurted out. He rewarded her roleplay with sinking her pussy back down onto his thickness. Taking her ass in both his hands and fucking her like she was a sextoy. She'd been secretly wishing to do this position again since the hot springs, loving the way his manly hands felt against her rear while getting his cock so deep inside thanks to gravity.

Honestly Chris hadn't realised how much she'd been pining for more until she was close to him. There had definitely been something she had to warn him about wasn't-"GUH! OH MY GO~D!" She gasped out, losing her thoughts completely when Kazuma ducked his head under her maid top and licked her nipple.

She wouldn't have minded if she could spend the rest of Maid Day in Kazuma's arms like this. But unfortunately for her, she was sharing and Melissa wasn't one to wait. Chris' own orgasm was practically forced upon her when she felt tongue swirl her asshole. She clenched her teeth to hold on but Melissa and Kazuma in tandem on her most sensitive spots was far too strong and Chris screamed out herself, "AAIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! YYEEESSSSSAAAAHHHH!!!!" The humping paused to let Chris just tightly constrict herself around Kazuma to ride out the highs, his head still under her top and licking away while she spasmed and jived and tried not to fall.

Kazuma let her down easier than Melissa, the goddess needing her own brief break while the thief waited to pounce. "My turn." She hungrily demanded while grabbing Kazuma by the shoulders and slamming his face into her tits. He spent no time at all ripping the strings that bound them and biting into her uncovered flesh eagerly.

She'd seen the fun of a standing fuck and decided to really show off what she can do. The flexible woman lifting her right leg up and hooking her heel on top of Kazuma's shoulder. Skin on skin all the way up his body while she aimed his cock up perfectly again. She was like a spider with her prey, not unlike the spider-lady he'd fucked earlier that day, twisting her arms and legs around him while his hips began thrusting into her. Limbs and maid dresses were tangled together, the woman biting his ear and flicking his nipple to show her control, all while he pumped into her cunt with as much strength as he could. She was losing ground on the battle, her eyes rolling upwards as the world span around her overstuffed body of feelings. Everything he was doing was things she wouldn't expect to work but he just seemed to know how to make it work. He squeezed her ass, licked up her armpit, and jammed fingers into her mouth. All things she'd hate him doing on paper... yet right now they were making her his bitch. She decided it was just the cute cock doing all the work and the worm was lucky... probably.

Their rooftop rutting continued to pick up in fun as the three lost their inhibitions more and more. Positions and partners kept rotating as they continued to fuck louder and sweatier. Each had their favourite part of their impromptu threeway. Getting a butt-job from two thieves at once was Kazuma's favourite, Chris may be lacking in chest but she made up for it a lot in her rear and paired with Melissa's smoking curves? Hot as fuck. Melissa's peak pleasure was when she finally got to have Kazuma on his back and riding him again. The deep petting she felt like she'd been slot into place on the perfect position to pleasure her pussy would stick with her for weeks, and as Chris was sitting on Kazuma's face she didn't have to look at him to enjoy it. Finally Chris' favourite position was when she was sandwiched between the other two, literally squeezed together between hard chest and soft breast while Kazuma ravaged her asshole and Melissa fingered her pussy. Sitting on her godly throne had felt so tingly after he'd been in there last time.

Kazuma had been holding his cum in the whole time, only really as a challenge to himself so he could keep Chris sensitive and eager, but even he was human. Biting his lip would only work for so long before he had to warn the girls. Melissa had been nearly down for the count as he fucked Chris but the two quickly hopped to attention at his warning. Joining forces and licking his steel hard cock from either side after Chris decoupled from him.

Melissa opened wide near the tip, "Come on cutie! You've done so well! Explode your venom and have as much fun as you want!"

"Yeah you can do it master! Cum for us!" Chris chimed in, joining her rival near the tip.

"FFucck!! Sosso Gonn-aaahh fuckin~!" He babbled before finally letting the damn burst.

White hot semen ignited through his dick to splatter the girl's faces. The first stream having such a thickness to it that it could've drowned them had he not aimed too high. Splattering against their faces while they moaned out at the sheer heat and smell of the sauce on their faces. More and more seemed to erupt from the unending geiser, filling their mouths and covering their outfits. Chris made sure to suck the tip at least once to cancel out her sensitivity normality, though as Melissa had no idea she quickly grabbed Chris' head and tried to lick out the stolen cum with her tongue while Kazuma continued to cover them.

He fell back into the roses while the two thieves continued to make out drenched in his seed.

With panting glee, he gazed upon the final image with reverence. It was times like these that he remembered how much he loved Maid Day.

Chapter 57: Maid Day (Part 3)

Summary:

Chris has some things to say.

Chapter Text

After bidding farewell to Melissa (she said she may return to have more no-strings-attached fun one day), Kazuma and Chris returned to the alleyway where he'd originally been kidnapped. Thankfully no ruffians had been there in the time they'd been gone as his bags of stuff that had been left behind hadn't been stolen.

"Man, can't believe she crushed my box of chocolates..." Kazuma pouted, looking at the deeply squished brown mush inside and sighing before tossing it into one of the alley's many bins.

Chris was still adjusting herself, the cum bath had stained her maid uniform pretty badly. "Chocolate? Why'd you get that? Let me guess, Aqua's demanding you take better care of her."

"Nah, going on a date with Darkness tonight." He smiled, mostly to himself and the excitement he was feeling for the event. It had been months since his last 'real' date with Megumin, and that had just been a demanding explosion session before they'd gotten into another fight. He threw himself out of the memory and into the fantasy of the future. Lalatina...

The thief whistled, "Wow. I think that's the first real date she's ever gone on. Minus that one time a couple of guys tried to pick us up at the bar one evening before she scared both of them away." She giggled to herself. "Though trusting you, maybe you'll be the one to scare her off tonight."

Under his breathe, Kazuma chuckled in a similar way, "I was going to ask if there was anything else I needed to know about her. But maybe I should ask someone who didn't become her friend out of pity, huh?"

The goddess instantly stopped joking, her face growing serious, "What's that supposed to mean?"

With a large motion Kazuma threw his arms to the sky, putting on a faux deep voice, "The god’s themselves came down from the heavens just to give Lalatina a single friend!”

“Hey! That’s not true Kazuma!”

“Yeah it is, you've said so yourself.”

“...” Chris frowned, looking right at Kazuma like she was chewing on nothing but her thoughts. Only mumbling out, “It isn’t like that…”

After a quizzical eyebrow, he reached over and touched her shoulder, “Look. It’s okay Chris, I’m sure Darkness isn’t upset or anything.”

She wasn’t satisfied. Crossing her arms over her chest, “Just… just cause it started as answering the prayer of a little girl who needed a friend, doesn’t mean I always felt like that…” He tilted his head at her, wondering where she was going with this, “Kazuma… you know I was jealous of Darkness, right?”

“Course, you were. Have you seen those breast-”

“Not JUST cause of her body!” Chris snapped back, taking a moment before continuing, “I was also jealous of her outlook.”

“Her outlook? Am I sensing some sort of history lesson here?”

As if to confirm the question Chris sat down in the alley and gestured for Kazuma to do the same. Running a hand through her hair before she started talking, “Look, me and her went on plenty of adventures together before she met up with you guys. And as you’d think, they didn’t always go our way.” She said, then raising a finger to point at him, “But there’s something you probably didn’t know about those days, and that’s how happy she was at the end of every. Single. Quest.”

“Darkness enjoying failure? Wonder why that was…” Kazuma sarcastically mewled.

Chris just frowned, but not in anger more contemplatively. “No, that isn’t the best place to start… Okay, Kazuma, I’ve been in the Goddess game a long time. We’re talking centuries. And for a while… I was completely burnt out of it. My passion was gone. You’d probably have been annoyed there were two Aquas up in heaven if I’m being honest. So many days where I was just sort of existing rather than living.” She sighed, a forlorn look on her face as she recounted her past, Kazuma going only slightly pale at the thought of two abrasive Aquas, “Then one day, there was this little girl looking up at me and begging for a friend…” She trailed off, seemingly finding trouble in her thoughts.

“Yeah? Then you took pity on lil Lalatina and became her friend, right?”

She bit her lip, “As I said, it wasn’t pity… I did it as... as a holiday. Our friendship began because I saw a chance to get some relaxing done in the human world. I feel really bad about it now, but in a way I was… well, I used little kid Darkness as an excuse to shirk my job.”

“Oh… wow.”

“Yeah.” Chris nodded, guilt plastered all over her face, “I haven’t admitted it to her yet. Even though she knows I'm Eris now... I-I just don’t know how to tell her. How do you reveal to someone that your whole friendship started as a lie?”

Kazuma let the question hang in the air, poking his chin and thinking about how best to answer such a delicate question. “Well… like, there’s gotta be more to it than that, right? You came down here as a holiday then stayed forever? Why did you stick around?”

“I guess… for Darkness.” The Goddess admitted with a smile, “I came down for a simple holiday, but had too much fun with the sheltered noble, you know? Getting to play the cunning thief, showing the wide eyed girl how the world worked outside of the books she read…”

“Sounds nice.” Kazuma hummed, briefly remembering Iris and how he'd been something similar to her, “Always wondered why you went thief and not a priest or something.”

“My stats would have been too obvious. Everyone would know a Goddess when they saw one down here.” She explained. Kazuma ignoring his impulse to laugh at Aqua’s past. “Anyway, I stuck around to play with a kid, but as Darkness grew into a woman she started dragging me out on adventures. Quests that failed spectacularly. Monster fights that left us battered and bruised… and she looked so happy about it every time. I was jealous because I wondered how she could have such an upbeat look in the face of defeat. How she was so… passionate about everything. Even when the villagers we failed to save growled at us and complained, she’d still smile and reassure them that everything would be okay.”

Kazuma had had enough, finally cutting in with the obvious point: “Chris. You know Darkness is a massive pervert, right? She was probably getting off on the failure and the shouting.”

“You’d think, wouldn’t you?” Chris chuckled, confusing him more. “I’m sure it’s part of it, I’m not blind, but even when her sexual high ran out there was still so much enjoyment in the adventures we went on. I’m sure you’ve felt it too. Even if you complain, there’s a nice feeling when Darkness is being happy that washes over everyone, doesn’t it?”

Memories and feelings slotted into place. While Kazuma may not have consciously thought that, his brain was finding itself agreeing with what Chris was saying.

The Goddess’ face started to grow darker, “And then I REALLY fucked up. In a way I’m still trying to make up for, yet Darkness doesn’t even know about."

She once more chewed on her thoughts. Kazuma subconsciously gulping.

“Kazuma… I peeked behind the curtain. One drunk night after another failure I was too curious to not look at how she was so happy. To find out how she kept the passion alive in her life, even after the dull mundanity of living. So I went to heaven and looked through my Goddess lens… and found that…” She trailed off, seemingly having trouble speaking as she began to whisper… “Well, Darkness isn’t that happy.”

Kazuma swallowed. Moving around to the other side of the alley to put an arm around Chris’ shoulders.

Her finger scratched the scar on her cheek, absently staring to the sky. “It’s a strange thing. Finding out that the mortal I was jealous of felt so bad about every failure. Seeing that when she was alone, behind closed doors, Darkness wore silent tears.” She sighed, water welling in her own eyes as she spoke, “The real kicker? I found out she was praying for forgiveness. Darkness believed she’d betrayed me as both Eris the Goddess and Chris her friend, so she was praying to both of us. It just broke my heart. In that moment she revealed so much, how she always put on a braver face than me whenever she went outside, that her passion was a way to ignore the guilt she felt about being a failure, and that for all my Goddess powers… she’s so much stronger than me.”

“Fucking hell…”

Chris just nodded, quickly wiping a tear from her eye away from Kazuma. “I’ve never felt worse. Here I was, ignoring my job and treating human life like a vacation… and there she was. Using her whole existence to hold the world’s problems on her shoulders.” Her body tensed when Kazuma squeezed her shoulder, like she both wanted to shrug him off while also wanting to lean into it. “I-I shaped up after that. Took the prayers and the lives of this world much more seriously. The Eris you know wouldn’t have happened without my friendship with Darkness.”

He let out a long raspberry from his lips while thinking about what she’d said. “Damn. You always seemed like the responsible one. Guess Darkness just has that effect on people.”

Nodding in agreement, Chris changed her smile to a glare as she pointed at Kazuma. “So let it be known that I NEVER pitied her. If anything, I’m the idiot to be pitied.”

Kazuma just frowned, thinking about everything Chris had said. "...so it's been going on that long?"

"I feared you might have experienced it too." She solemnly sighed with a deep frown, patting Kazuma's knee as he looked deep in thought, "Look, sorry for dumping all that on you right there."

He shook his head, "No, no. It's probably important I know how long... this has been going on for." The boy admitted, sighing a little at the history lesson and trying to shake himself free from the thoughts "Anyway, you had something to warn me about or something?"

She sighed, "It can... probably wait till after your date. You already have enough on your mind. Just... treat Darkness right, alright?"

"I'll try my hardest to." Kazuma nodded, standing up with her and picking up his bags. "I've got something planned... if I can actually get it to happen and if it'll help or not, who knows. But at the very least it's something in my mind that's been stressing me out."

The two walked together out the alley, "That bad huh? But I'm sure Maid Day's been helping, yeah?"

"Less than you'd think. I had three waitresses sucking me off earlier yet I still feel like I need a holiday. My back's going into knots, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm getting grey hairs!"

He got a few giggles in return, "Only you'd manage to find a way to whine about a foursome like that."

They approached the small footbridge just before the last dash to Kazuma's house as he scratched his cheek, "...it was a fivesome, Luna let me- you know what? Doesn't matter. I gotta get going. But..." He trailed off as his hand rummaged through the bag he was carrying. Quickly pulling out a large piece of light blue cloth. "Thought I should show you this first.”

“Uhh, a big tarp?”

“No!” He huffed, spinning it around so the front faced her, and by faced I mean literally showing a mirror image of Chris…ish. “It’s the t-shirt design that Darkness wanted. You. As Eris. Because she still loves you no matter how many times you lied to her.”

Chris was silent. Just staring at the oversized piece of clothing with her turmoiled heart stirring feelings of guilt and love up. There she was, Eris the Goddess, looking just as holy as the rest of the statues that depicted her. Smiling sweetly while looking like she was praying.

"Th-thanks for showing me..." She murmured, smiling at Kazuma while holding back her emotions.

"It's cool. You good? You wanna come down to the Mansion with me?"

Chris sighed, handing back the T-Shirt while thinking about his offer. "No... No, I should go. There's some... things I need to check on."

He ran his hand over his face with a groan, "Urgh... dammit. I know you're setting up major flags for some big future thing, but for the life of me I think I'm too stressed to follow through with you." He grumbled, "I guess I'll see you later, little miss foreshadowing."

With a small two fingered salute, he walked off the bridge towards the mansion. The sounds of the stream beneath her and the sun on her face, Chris did want to follow him but knew she couldn't. Inestead, she waved to him goodbye, unable to stop herself from calling out and adding, "Don't worry Kazuma, what's the worst that could happen?!"

"HEY! YOU'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE!" He yelled as he quickly ran off to make sure she didn't say anything else.

She sighed with a smile, mumbling one last thing to only herself as her expression grew worry.

"...what's the worst that could happen?"

Chapter 58: Vanir vs The Eternal Loneliness (Yunyun)

Summary:

Two titans go head to head. Kind of... not really.

Chapter Text

The Crimson Demon Village. A powerful place, full of eccentric weirdos all demanding to be taken seriously. The clan were originally made by a certain scientist who modified a group of people from an old country to have a very high aptitude for magic. The experiments were a huge success, though he somehow managed to pick a group of incredibly chunibyo individuals. The red eyes, dark hair, and powerful magic were all after effects of this legendary procedure, though in one journal the scientist did admit he was missing 'Jojo's Bizarre Adventure' at the time.

Currently, there was one girl sat at the table of a certain tavern. The name of this place? 'Succubus Lingerie Pub'. The owner's daughter was a smart young woman who knew how to bring in customers with a simple name change. 'Appealing to the male fantasy' as it were, and it had worked well. Though tourism wasn't the highest trade in the village of weirdos so once men caught on in the false advertising they weren't as inclined to stay, though there was enough foot traffic that the pub wasn't doing bad at all.

But the story isn't about that, it's about Yunyun. Dressed as a maid and fuming in her seat.

'Oh, that Megumin!' She thought, cutely stamping her feet under her table in frustration, 'Why can't she help me properly just this once!?'

Megumin had been the primary reason she'd failed the test so many days in a row. They were originally only allowed three attempts to do all three trials, but Megumin had blown up the initial riddle maze and rendered their trial somewhat useless. Then on the next day, when they'd fixed it and Yunyun had gone out for a pre-trial explosion, Megumin tried to breeze through the riddles so quickly they got all of them wrong. Yunyun thought about finding a new partner, but with no real friends she knew her rival was the only one who would go this far with her. As such, after only a few days, she'd failed all her three attempts.

But, the Crimson Magic Clan were a lazy bunch. Her father was retiring as chief and absolutely no one was wanting to take up the mantle but her. Without a leader, Yunyun feared they'd fall to ruin, but everyone else said they were too powerful to ever really fall. Even Megumin thought a renegade band of mercenary wizards sounded way cooler than what they were doing now. After much begging and apologising, the sages who would determine the next leader shrugged passively and told Yunyun she'd be allowed to try as many times as she wanted... until Monday. They couldn't be bothered to do this again after that.

It was Saturday now, which meant Yunyun had only three days left... and she couldn't attempt it today without her partner. Megumin had decided that she wasn't taking part in Maid Day. Yuiyui had made her wear the outfit, but she told Yunyun that she didn't want anyone from school to see her in the dress. Especially cause it felt too tight on her, thinking her mom had used older measurements before her mild growth spurt.

She sighed. This was one of her last days to do the trials, yet Megumin was too embarrassed to help. It was so frustrating... maybe if Yunyun had a friend, she could have asked them instead of her rival? Megumin probably just hated her asking for help, looking so weak in front of her... it made Yunyun feel... so...

Alone.

SNIRRKFFFFSHH!

"UGH! DAMMIT!" Yunyun heard a loud noise that almost sounded like a man with a very runny nose trying to suck the snot back up his nose, before a small notebook collided with her temple. She wasn't sure who threw that, rubbing the mildly injured area while looking around the seemingly quiet tavern. Not noticing the masked demon currently hiding under a poncho and standing behind one of the in house pillars, trying to hold in his runny nose while staying out of sight. The Crimson Demon girl shrugged and looked at what the object was.

"What is this?" Yunyun asked the empty seat in front of her, lifting the book from the table and inspecting its cover, “‘A Lonely Crimson Demon Girl’s Guide to Making Friends’, did I read this one yet? It doesn’t sound familiar…”

She pondered the book, making Vanir roll his eyes hard at how easy it was to fool this terror on his senses. He hadn't actually read the book Darkness had written, now regretting that decision mildly, as the title's pandering to Yunyun felt almost TOO on the nose. He worried she might even see through the ruse...

He looked into her mind, 'I thought I had read every friend making book from cover to cover multiple times! To think there was still one that I hadn’t even seen before was amazing. Perhaps this holds some sort of key to making Megumin like me?!'

She beamed in her seat, and thanks to telepathy Vanir wasn't as worried about her being smart enough to see through it anymore. Humans. he groaned inwardly.

Nerimaki, the daughter of the establishment saw Yunyun sitting alone and walked over to her. “Hey, Yunyun.” She smiled, walking over to the chief’s daughter calmly, “How’s it going? No Megumin today? You guys aren't in a lovers quarrel, are you?” She teased, a long time 'shipper' for the pairing as a lover of both yuri and rivals-to-lovers novella.

Yunyun was still involved in her book, ignoring the question accidentally as she excitedly began on the opening page of the notepad. Reading out loud the first passage: “Crimson Demon Friendship Tip Number One: A friend can greet another friend with a deep, tongue filled kiss.

In an instant, reality changed. Just as the last 'normality' to be added to the universe was 'everything Yunyun reads from this book shall normally become reality'. Nerimaki grabbed the girl who had ignored her by the shoulders. Yunyun squeaked in surprise, both by realising the girl was there and the action itself, but was quickly drowned out by a warm wet tongue exploring her mouth. The two soft pair of lips squishing lightly on each other as Nerimaki’s breath poured into this unsuspecting wizard. She was passionate, and added plenty of tongue to the surprised Yunyun's mouth to explore the hot saliva inside.

When they disconnected, Nerimaki smiled again but now with a string of spit connecting them, “I’ll repeat myself: hey Yunyun, how's it going?”

“H-hello!” Yunyun managed to let out, trying to comprehend what had happened to her. Her eyes wide in surprise as she looked between Nerimaki and the book.

Vanir looked on from over his shoulder. Finally, this lonely idiot would realise she has friends and not feel that horrid emotion anymore. A very stupidly lewd way to do it, but he couldn't argue the blonde bimbo had been getting good results for him.

There was no denying the facts: Friends of Crimson Demons now kissed each other as a greeting, and Nerimaki had just kissed this lonely fool. Ergo, they were friends.

Suddenly, Yunyun burst up from the table.

“Nerimaki!” exclaimed Yunyun, “I’m so sorry you tripped and fell onto my face like that! I’ll go get you a tissue! Oh! And some more lipstick for the stuff that my lips took off! I’m so sorry!”

The masked demon watched as the fool nearly tripped over herself running from the shocked woman to go fetch new lipstick. Escaping the pub so quick, Nerimaki couldn't even retort the idea. Vanir knew that Yunyun was somehow mentally and spiritually stubborn on her own loneliness, but this was ridiculous. The only thing he could do was slam a hand into his face at how stupid she was before following her out the door in a strop.


“Oh no. I couldn’t find her shade of lipstick anywhere, Nerimaki is going to hate me…” Yunyun sniffled sadly. One more person who was never going to be her friend…

She was just plodding through the village's beautiful scenic house estates. The weather was always nice outside as the village kept it that way with magic, and it made for some nice walks. Though not for our two protagonists. Yunyun was too sad about Nerimaki and Vanir was trying to sneak his way out of sight of everyone. A bright sunny day did neither of them good.

Yunyun turned a corner to see a few people all 'hanging out' as she'd heard about. They were all some of the other girls from her old school days, Arue, Dondoko, and Funifara, all dressed as maids. Those were the ones she'd always wanted to be friends with but never could...

"READ THE BOOK YOU MORON!" Yunyun heard another shout from atop a roof after another sniffle. Maybe there was a cold going around? But the strange voice did remind her that she still had her new friendship book! She never finished reading it!

“Let’s see.” She said, turning to the next page, “Friendship Tip Number 2: It’s good to share your inner thoughts with friends! Be sure to tell them all your fetishes to really connect!"

The lonesome demon was shocked, she'd never heard of such a technique before! Was it really like that? Do friends really talk about such... lewd topics? She quickly hurried over to her acquaintances.

"H-hello everyone!" She stammered nervously, the three waving at her approach as they sat around the front of Arue's house. "W-what are you all talking about?"

Arue smiled the warmest, beckoning the girl to come sit next to her in the circle. "Hello there, Yunyun. We were just talking about all our fetishes."

'Oh my god!! Just like the book foretold!!'

"Funifara's got a real brother complex," Dondoko teased, giggling at how annoyed the other girl was. "Every time we talk about what kind of guy we like she just goes on about how they compare to him."

"I do not!"

Arue was a writer and perhaps the calmest nature of the three, she was often the one to diffuse tensions, "Do not worry, Funifara. Why else would our souls share such intimate knowledge if not to get to know each other's tastes more? To let the truth out so bare." The eloquent wordsmith said, "Do you wish to share yourself like this Yunyun? I shall admit once more that my own pleasures lie behind writing fanfiction of all of you."

The chief's daughter squeaked, both in surprise of the admission and the spotlight turning to her.

Dondoko frowned just a little, "I still think it's a little creepy, but really wanna read it." She admitted with a shrug, "And yeah Yunsie should totes go next! If you're shy, mine is thick gooey tentacles!"

Yunyun desperately tried to think. What was her fetish? What was the right thing to say here? Everyone had such interesting sexual preferences, but Yunyun had never even masturbated before! Was that wrong? Was she missing out on something?

"Yours was interesting as well," said Arue, "Do you think it is because of your fear of men that your tastes have shifted to the monstrous?"

Yunyun thought hard. There had to be something. Some deep idea that made her heart zing with excitement...

"Quit laughing, Funifara! At least I'm not a brother fucker!"

"HEY! I've never-!"

"Hand holding!"

All eyes were on Yunyun as she exclaimed that. A silence in the air as the poor girl grew sweatier by the second with nervousness. Nearby someone gripped their nose in annoyance, even Vanir knew that was a lame choice.

"...that it? Hand holding?"

"U-umm.... n-no?" Yunyun flinched in fear, "I-I also like b-being f-friends?"

That made them little more amicable, "Friends to lovers is an age old yet sturdy trope I do too enjoy." said Arue with a wave of her hand, "Tis a bit vanilla, but I can respect the respect for the classics dear Yunyun."

"Yeah, there was this one story I read about a guy whose childhood friend grew up to be a Demon Lord! It was totes spicy when they got down and dirty but at the heart it was kinda sweet that they were BFFs." Dondoko agreed.

Yunyun wiped her brow. Thankfully dodging a bullet, and though she wasn't sure how this improved her friendship with these girls much, the book seemed to be working!

While they discussed their fetishes more, Yunyun quickly snuck in a glance at rule 3:

Play a game together! Fun can be a great bonding experience! I recommend Twister!

"Twister?" Yunyun said aloud, having never heard of that game before.

The girls looked at her, "What you say Yunyun? Do you see a twister heading this way or something?"

Vanir realised this one wasn't working as easier. Using the doll he left behind with Darkness as a conduit, he quickly scanned her mind for what the hell the game was. Apparently it was the one game that Kazuma had tried to bring over from his world, a silly party game of body touching and pervertedness. The demon rolled his eyes, taking over her mind quickly to say, "It's normal for Yunyun to have the game Twister land next to her." To which Sena was somewhat confused about as they continued their paperwork.

"Oh, is that what you were talking about?" Asked Funifara, pointing at the box on the floor. Yunyun spun around, knowing it was normal for it to do that but still a little confused as reality slotted into place. "What is it, a game? I'd be down for playing! We were thinking about doing something fun like that!"

"Shall we return to my house to play?" Arue suggested, standing up and guiding people inside. Only pausing when she realised one member was lingering, "Yunyun? Are you coming?"

"OH MY GOD! YES!"

The lonesome girl scurried inside after the others.

'I'm inside Arue-chan's house! I normally have to invite myself in to see Megumin! No one's ever invited me in before without me having to challenge them to a duel first!' She thought, eagerly looking around and taking in the whole experience.

"Okay, so I thin~nk I understand the game," Said Dondoko, who had already opened the Twister box and started reading the instructions. "So we just have to spin this wheel and do the thing it lands on. Like if it's my turn and it lands on left hand green, then I put my left hand on a green circle. If it comes off there then I lose a point, understand?"

Yunyun only barely heard, she was just so excited. The smell, the sights, the sounds... it was amazing, a potential friend's house! 'Thank you friendship book!' Yunyun gushed, squeezing the notepad into her cushiony busom.

In response, the notepad fell from her cleavage and opened on the next page, and the next friendship tip.

The more skin contact you have with a friend, the closer you'll be! Be sure to be as naked as you feel comfortable with around your friends!

"Sounds doable," Dondoko nodded, then putting a finger to her grinning chin, "Shall we make it more interesting? It's coming up to five o'clock so we can get out these maid outfits soon. Why not play some Strip Twister?"

Yunyun squeaked.

The others were less concerned, Funifara stretching out to say, "That was one of the game modes that the maker suggested, so I'm down!"

"Indeed, it will be nice to add some challenge while also getting out of this stuffy clothes." Arue agreed, already taking the small headress in her hair and casting it aside. "But be warned fellow Crimson Demons! You face Arue! Future writer of multiple novella! I cannot afford to lose in such a place as my own home!" She boomed, posing dramatically as dramatic music played behind her.

"Fufufu! Funifara here! The cutest and most relatable member of the Crimson Demons! My power to be overwhelmingly lovable will make your hands sweat and knees shake! Removing even a single piece of clothing will spur you to awful fits of jealousy! The win is already mine!"

"And she wants to bone her brother."

"SHUT UP, DONDOKO!"

"That's right! I am Dondoko! Reader of the rules of Twister! This knowledge will give me an overwhelming edge on you plebes! My brain is already twelve moves ahead of you! Give up now if you don't want to run home naked and crying!"

Apparently, even without Darkness' powers to change reality... the Crimson Demon Clan were just naturally like this.

Then they all looked at the girl who hadn't gone yet.

"Oh! Uhm, I-I'm Yunyun! L-let's have a good match!"

Funifara and Dondoko grimaced at the lack of pizzazz, but at least Arue appreciated the sentiment.

They all brought themselves up to the uncovered sheet of multicoloured plastic. Funifara had the

"Okay! Arue, right foot red!"

"Hmhmhmmm, perfect. The colour of Crimson, behold my opening gambit!" She declared, stamping her foot on the red circle with more gusto than anyone ever had in playing Twister.

Yunyun had expected it, though she hadn't expected the other two suddenly dropping to the floor.

Their eyes were studying the red circle that Arue was stood on. "Aha! Big toe half crept off the circle!" Dondoko declared, pointing at the girl's stockinged foot. "That's what you get for having such big feet, Arue!" Dondoko laughed. The large breasted woman frowned, taking a single glove off and throwing it away.

"Very well. I shall take this loss. But this will be my only piece of clothing lost, mark my words!"

It was then that Yunyun remembered that board games had once been banned from the Crimson Demon village. Maybe she should check the friendship book on board games before anything really crazy happened?

"Right hand yellow, Funifara~!"

"Alright! Watch me go!"

The other girl was quite close to Arue now. Yunyun realised she'd quickly not be able to check the book at all, so she thought it was wise to knock another one out. Quietly flicking to the next page of friendship tips.

A friend's touch will be very pleasurable! If you're feeling good from simple touching, you're probably friends with that person!

"Yunyun!" Someone yelled her name to throw her from the reality changing book. She snapped around, throwing her thoughts of how perverse the book was, as all three girls were staring at her. "I said right hand blue!"

"R-right!"

The others were all close to each other now. Dondoko apparently landing on left foot yellow and standing next to the circle where Funifara was squatting.

If it wasn't for the fact that Yunyun had rushed too quickly to catch up they might have had a nice game of Twister.

The excited girl bumped into the leg of Arue on her way to put her hand on blue. In an instant, the two suddenly moaned out as the chief daughter's hand only grazed the meat on the writer's ankle. A pleasurable hit of ecstasy running through them from just a touch. Vanir, who had been watching from a nearby window, knew this would have to prove something in the fool's brain!

"Ha! Arue went off red again! Get that other glove off!" Funifara laughed.

The panting girl nodded, accepting the error with the white fabric flinging off her again. "Very well. The pleasurable touch through my cognitions momentarily. A dirty trick from such an innocent source, I didn't think you had it in you Yunyun!"

"S-sorry, Arue-san!" said Yunyun, looking downcast as she kept her hand on blue and her feelings bottled up. 'Arue-san must hate me... She said she felt good, but that was probably some other reason...'

Vanir slapped his mask in frustration.

He'd still be stuck here for a while as they finished their stupid human touching game.

Vanir suddenly spotted a problem and leapt from his hiding spot. In the human world it'd be known as a perfect triple salchow with an elegant finish. But landing in front of someone approaching Arue's front door, the man was far more scared than impressed.

"Gah! W-who are-?!" An innocent mailman asked the demon.

"Mind your own business. LEAVE." Vanir hissed, eyes glowing red as he grabbed the mail from the worker who began running away instantly. No one was going to interrupt this girl gaining friends. Not on his watch. He crumpled the advertisement papers and threw them to the ground before jumping on the roof to continue watching.

As for the game of Twister, it was a hard fought and very dramatic battle. Plenty of extreme plays by each of the girls as they duped and outplayed each other to the best of their ability.

Dondoko had lost her bra after Arue brushed against her ear and made her finger slip. Funifara had lost her dress when Yunyun gripped her hand in a way that reminded her of her brother. Arue was only in her underwear after Dondoko's positioning forced her in-between Arue's legs, the writer taking far more mental damage from Dondoko's cheeks gently caressing her thighs, being completely soaked as more 'pleasurable touches' piled on. Yunyun had been lucky enough to avoid a lot of the other girls touches, and being too laser focused on avoiding them to cause anyone anymore hassle. She tried to keep her body an entire inch away from anyone at all times and dodged any attempt at them touching her as well. She'd lost only her socks by the time everyone's muscles started to ache.

"D-do you y-yield?!" Funifara roared, her shaking limbs forced behind her as she struggled to keep herself from the ground.

"NEVER!" Arue hissed back, having lay over Funifara's belly with her own belly. Her arms and legs spiralled around her, as the two mostly naked girls touching and rubbing up against each other quite liberally now, to the point where Yunyun felt a little left out. Friendship looked so fun.

Dondoko was fanning her body with the rules on the side, "Come on guys, you're both gonna lose to Yunyun, just give up." She said, still looking a little grumbly that she'd fallen after Funifara had blown a raspberry on her breast. There was nothing against it in the rules, in fact the rule maker seemed to encourage tit play as much as possible.

"Shush, loser!" Funifara roared, jiggling her body against Arue's quite erotically. Each time their stomachs or tangled limbs rubbed up against each other it felt so amazing. The heat of the room was unbearable as her skinship with the big breasted writer increased. Arue wasn't helping matters either, seemingly tightening her tangle around Funifara, "I-I'll make A-Arue l-lose! Th-then Yun... Yunnnn...YyyunnnnnnNNNNN~!!!!" She screamed out in pleasure, a spray of liquid shooting out from her pussy and across the plastic matt, making her entire being convulse in climax.

Needless to say, she lost at Twister.

Collapsing in a pile, with Arue landing on her soon afterwards. "Ohhh~ Fuck yeah Arururureee~" She cooed as the woman on top of her dropped any pretence and began stripping the last few clothes from her opponent while also squeezing in tightly against the fallen woman. Funifara just giggled and laughed in her post climax bliss, returning the favour and rubbing Arue back as much as she could.

'Wow, those two are really good friends'. Yunyun thought to herself. "D-did I win the game?"

The two didn't seem to hear or care. Dondoko didn't care either, joining in on the pile to start massaging Arue's grippable ass tightly. The increased lust in their touch had driven them all past the point of sanity, now they were just rubbing each other for the fun of it. It was exactly the result Kazuma wanted when he paid all that money for plastics to make a sheet of, but he wasn't here to enjoy it. Vanir would tell that to him later and get a nice taste of disappointment/rage.

Yunyun just stood to the side awkwardly while the other three enjoyed themselves. Should she leave? Was this a ritual for real friends and acquaintances weren't invited? Or was this something they were waiting for her to join on again? There was only one thing to do: check the book if there was anything to do with impromptu orgies.

And in doing so she hit upon multiple friendship tips at once:

A real friend could identify you without the need for sight! They'll be able to identify you just by squeezing your breasts and ass! Also make sure to let prospective friends sniff you all over, especially your panties!

Some reciprocation can go a long way! If someone's eating you out, make sure to lick them too as a sign of thanks!

Orgies are a very fun way to bond and should never leave anyone out. If you’re having trouble getting off in an orgy, have a friend show you the ropes. They’re always there to lend a helping hand!

"Yunnnyunnn..." She heard a low droning moan and squeaked in fear. Slowly turning to see all three girl naked, panting, and hungrily looking at her. Funifara pointed at the shy loner like a possessed doll, "Get over here and help us cum!"

"Yeah! It's no fun if you just watch!"

"Please, Yunyun. We just want to help."

They were all getting closer to her. Was this some sort of friendship ritual? Should she be feeling scared yet also excited? They looked like they were waiting for something, just crowding her with hungry eyes.

"O-okay."

With permission granted the three leapt upon her. Arue sent her tongue down Yunyun's mouth, swirling around with a hot tongue and rubbing up her entire front half. Gripping the back of Yunyun's head to make sure she wouldn't move from this epic greeting. On the other side, Dondoko was rubbing herself along YY's back, nibbling at her neck while making sure to respect her choice of fetish and held the girl's hand. Funifara held the other hand, though admittedly it was against her breast. Making Yunyun squeeze her soft hills to try and memorize the shape. The touch felt so good, even with the confused and overwhelmed Yunyun sandwiched in between everyone.

She really hadn't expected this to feel as good as it did. She'd been squeezed tightly before, but the inside of a frog's throat was far worse than the three schoolmates she grew up with being dedicated to try and help her during this orgy.

Did this mean she was their friend? Or just in proximity to an orgy that was already going to happen?

Vanir sighed from his window. This was taking forever. Why wasn't this girl feeling 'loved', 'accepted', and most importantly 'not lonely'? It was baffling. Everyone else in the village was showing their friendship. Everywhere the demon looked he saw Crimson Demons kissing each other, sniffing panties, assisting in masturbation, whatever. Wasn't this that smelly paradise the crusader seemed to be dreaming of now? She'd snuck in a lewd world order without him realising, perhaps she was becoming more of a demon than he'd given her credit for. A much better owner of the earrings than that last guy, remembering that fat oaf he'd tied up as well.

Inside, Yunyun had a girl chain going on in a perfectly lewd square. As she tried her best to find out how to lick Dondoko's pussy, Funifara was digging around inside her pussy with her tongue. The girl with a brother complex was surprisingly good at munching her box, even as Arue was eating her out.

Oh the positions they found themselves in. The four giggling girls all acting like this was their first friendship orgy, eagerly discovering new things about each other's tastes and habits. The four Crimson Demons subtly shifted into competition mode as soon as magic started to be used. Light magic had such a tingle to the senses when used at low level, but contrarily dark magic was good at reaching deeper inside you when cast on a pussy. With some creative uses of bottomless swamp and create water the girls could even create some makeshift tentacles for Dondoko to enjoy.

Things really ramped up when they'd all decided to focus on Yunyun (thanks to some mental prodding from Vanir who wanted this to wrap up already). Arue fondling her breasts and supporting her body while both the other girls had their heads between her legs.

Yunyun had never came so much. Well, if she was honest, she'd never really came at all before today. She'd been an innocent girl without much experience, thinking she had to wait for a guy or some friends to show her how to do it all. But as her first ever climax came closer and closer it began to freak her out a little, gripping Arue's hand tightly as she tried to breathe properly through it.

"A-Arue-san!"

"It's okay Yunyun, just let it happen." The older woman cooed, stroking Yunyun's hair as the other two lapped away at the innocent girl's pussy.

There was heat everywhere. She couldn't get anything to focus as overwhelming pleasure crashed into her body again and again. The heat in her belly was so intense, and there was so much leaking from her that she feared she was peeing. Her toes were curling, her thighs pressing against both girl's faces, and her spine spasming and arching intensely to try and find an outlet for these feelings.

But there was no outlet, just an intense overwhelming build up of more feelings.

Yunyun was screaming, wide eyed and surrounded with friends as she experienced her first ever orgasm. Hot burning passion exploded from her, and all over the two girl's faces as her entire body practically leapt from the ground in climax.

The world went dark for Yunyun after that. Feelings too strong to do anything but drift into a peaceful slumber.

A dream slowly appeared in Yunyun's mind. She was in Megumin's mansion. Everyone of Megumin's friends were there, all having dinner together and having fun. Yunyun wasn't outside looking in though! She was in the room, maybe she was invited? Maybe she was allowed to have dinner with them?

She walked forwards and they all looked at her. At first smiling, but then in a move that made Yunyun's heart sink, all their eyes glowed red and angry.

In a voice that was familiar but not theirs, the table people all yelled at Yunyun, "WAKE UP AND TELL MOI HOW YOU FEEL!"

With a large gasp, Yunyun awoke to a few girls on top of her. Apparently after she'd passed out the other girls had formed a pile on her body to snuggle with her. It felt warm, and so good with the amount of skinship...

It was only a shame that they'd formed their friendship snuggle on Yunyun.

"I wonder if I'll ever have friends like that..." She sighed. In her mind she'd been in the wrong place and they'd forgotten about her, wanting to make a friendship pile and mistaking Yunyun for a rug before they began. It was the only thing that made sense to the chief's daughter. She was looking at the three in the pile with a lonely heart that made Vanir's nose start to fill with mucus.

He sank down, feeling defeated. Not even that could shake this abnormality from feeling lonesome. What force in the world could defeat one so dedicated to their own stubborn solo nature? Should he just respect the lone wolf and try to avoid her from now on? Lock her in a dungeon somewhere? Wouldn't these just make her MORE lonely?! Why didn't that blonde's plan work?!

Meanwhile, Yunyun was trying to escape the pile of friends to make sure they didn't hate her for falling asleep with them. Until she was invited she should probably leave orgies and games alone. Maybe they'll like her more if she was chief...

Oh no! The chief challenge! She totally forgot about it!

Yunyun scrambled to escape, and in doing so not only woke the three girls but also dropped her friendship book on one page she'd never read yet.

The Last Friendship Tip: if none of that works, ask someone if they are your friend. If they consider it so they will say yes. If they say yes, believe them wholeheartedly. All other friendship tips will weaken significantly if this is read.

...

“Arue-san, are you my friend?”

With a yawn and a stretch Arue replied, “Yes Yunyun, we are friends.”

Her whole world rocked. A-A real friend! After so long, Arue was her first real and definite friend! "Dondoko-san, Funifara-san, are we friends too?" She asked, looking so pleading and teary the usually bullying nature of the two fell away as they too sat up from the pile.

"Well, yeah. We made fun of you a bit here and there, but that's because we've been through so much together!" Funifara smiled, Dondoko nodding.

Yunyun had never felt so accepted.

"I-I have friends!" She declared loudly, falling back in happiness and covering her face with her favourite book of all time. Her feet kicked in glee, her smile completely contagious, and her heart's loneliness finally dropped for the first time since she was six. Suddenly her eyes bolted open, jumping up and heading to the door. "I-I have to ask Megumin if we're friends! Sorry everyone, I'll be back with snacks and presents soon!" She said in a hurry, scrambling to put her clothes on before closing the door on them as she hurried down the street.

Yunyun was in such a hurry she didn't notice the teleportation magic that had suddenly appeared outside Arue's window.

A blonde woman sat chatting with her secretary. She was just winding down after the paperwork when she felt a sudden chill run down her spine. Darkness looked to the dark shadowy presence that had appeared in her hallway. Red glowing eyes shining in the pitch blackness.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU START WITH THAT ONE?!?!!" An angry Vanir roared. He didn't even care that the harlot was enjoying this, he just wasted an entire day for a fix that was apparently so easy.

Why were humans so damned annoying?!

Chapter 59: Monster Mansion

Summary:

We have monster girls at home!
Monster girls at home:

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Kazuma was a little weirded out when Vanir stormed right by him, not even returning the greeting he threw at the masked demon. It looked like he'd come from the mansion direction. But with a shrug, Kazuma just continued on his way home. He had an important package to deliver, and was starting to get anxious about his Darkness date as well.

As he opened his front door he called out, "Guys! I'm ho-WOAH!"

The world span around him as Kazuma's body was lifted up to the ceiling. He'd barely made it through the front door before he was wrapped tightly in green frilly cleavage.

"G-gah! Oulan!" Kazuma choked as he scrambled to breathe. Sure, being choked to death by a sexy ogre dressed as a maid wasn't the worst way to go, but he'd rather avoid the outcome if possible. "OULAN!"

The shy ogre just hugged him tight. "Y-you're home!" She quietly exclaimed, then turning to shout, "G-guys! Kazuma's back!" Her voice barely even echoed on the walls of the mansion it was so quiet. The shy girl pouting sadly when clearly no one heard her welcoming message and sighing slightly.

With one arm finally free from the choke hold, Kazuma took the opportunity to pat the ogress' red tufty hair. "I appreciate the thought. You doing good?"

Oulan nodded, "Mm... missed you..." She mumbled, coiling around Kazuma even more like he was a childhood teddy she'd not seen for years. His free hand changed from patting her hair to lightly smacking her forehead, making her realise how blue he'd gotten.

"M-me t-too! BUT GACK L-LET ME GO!"

With his spine in a new configuration, Kazuma was finally free with a side order of multiple apologies from the cute ogre girl. Getting to appreciate her in the full maid outfit was enough of a healing experience for the perverted boy. It was clear she went to a more conservative tailor than some of the other girls around town, with a traditional long black dress and white apron combo, full sleeves, and timid posture. The open green cleavage looked more like it was a part of the outfit due to the overwhelming amount of breast that couldn't be contained rather than a style choice. Even with the sexy maid heal, Kazuma still walked funny as he headed towards the main galley.

As he'd come to expect in this mansion, the living room was chaos. Though this time wasn't without reason.

The monster girls from the village had come to visit and were clearly enjoying the size of his home. Sylvia was sitting at the table, chatting away with Darkness, Sena, and Chiana the purple lamia. Katarina the harpy was flying in from outside, clearly having picked off some of the roof with her talons. Lily the frog girl and Svobena the mind flayer were sitting on opposite ends of the kotatsu, their legs underneath and enjoying the warmth while sharing in mutual naps. Lily had her tongue out, peacefully spread out on the table next to a pink stain of what Kazuma could clearly see was Esu the slime, also napping in her liquid form. By the fire was Bova the minotaur, cuddling with Aqua who looked more like a cat than a Goddess, and Kerebryl the zombie who was 'airing out' her body parts by removing her head and keeping it near the warm fire. Sitting by herself in a freshly made stylish flower chair was Saffron the dryad, clearly having brought Kazuma's mirror in from his room to just stare at herself happily while trying on various flowers on her maid outfit. Lastly, on the couch was a sprawled out Luminara the red lamia, her coils wrapping around the legs and back while she herself looked like she was in bliss.

A room filled with hot monster girls was one thing, but a room filled with hot monster girl MAIDS?! Kazuma felt so happy. Looking around the room to the bevy of sexy outfits, black lace, snake tails in pantyhose, frilly white tufts in all the right places, so much. If Darkness ever made him masturbate again he knew where his mind would wander.

Before he could give himself an introduction, another girl came in from the kitchen with a huge tray of drinks. "Hot beverages for everyone!" Called out Fafy the faun, a motherly woman who clearly wanted the best for everyone and looked surprised when she saw Kazuma. "Oh! Kazuma's home!"

The room suddenly turned. Surprise and happiness washed over him as they all cheered from their spots, "KAZUMAAA~!" though no one really moved to greet him.

"Don't everyone be my maid at once." He slightly pouted, needing to tell Oulan that he didn't need another hug from her.

Luminara stretched out, "The couch is too comfy~"

"And maid day officially ended 20 minutes ago." Kerebryl's head pointed out as her body pointed to their clock.

With a shrug, Kazuma placed the bags he brought home onto the table as Fafy brought the drinks over to do the same. The ones sat down all moved up, both to give them some room while also greeting Kazuma.

"Hey," Darkness casually greeted him with the biggest grin on her face, wrapping her arms around his neck to bring him deep into a kiss.

"Hey you," he shot back. Bringing her away from the bustling crowd trying to get their drinks to have a quiet moment to the side with her and her lovely lips, "Excited?"

"Yes." She admitted with a swallow, "A bit nervous, but definitely excited. Yes." She rambled, earning a slight chuckle from him as she embarrassedly put her forehead on his. "Sush you. Did you bring it?"

"Luna had it all prepared. Other than maybe losing it to Melissa, no complications." Before his date could ask, he added, "Trust me, I took care of it."

As the two canoodled, the rest of the women around the table began divvying up the hot drink treats that Fafy had made for them. Some needed special cups, like Saffron needing a cup of chlorophyll or Sylvia wanting five sugars in her coffee. They all began chatting away about this and that, some saying how funny their mug was or how good the drink was. Everything seemed pleasant. The only one not happy was a certain blue haired girl, pouting away with her cocoa while keeping eyes on the smooching couple. Svobena, both being pretty observant as a mind reader and the closest to Aqua at the time, followed her gaze before looking at her concerned. "You okay there?"

Rather than complain loudly about her problems for attention, Aqua shook herself out of it quietly. "I'm fine. None of your concern, purple one."

"...you're gonna have to learn our names at some point, you know?"

"There's far too many of you for that." She brushed off, walking away from her problems and walking over to once more sit in the buff minotaur's firm but comfy lap.

Kazuma finally disconnected from his noble to get regrabbed by his fellow Chieftain. "H-hey Sylvia!" He squeaked out while brown tentacles brought his body upwards to her face. She never liked bending over, and he wasn't that against that floating feeling he got from being lifted somewhere comfortably, so kissing like this benefitted both of them.

"You have a lovely home, Kazuma." She purred while letting him return to the ground after their kiss. "Perhaps if I'd attacked this place rather than that other village I would have switched sides much sooner."

Kazuma shook his head at her lack of tact, "Yeah, I guess. I'm sure the Demon Lord would have loved me fucking his general to the side of light." He quipped back to her own playful smile. After giving one final smooch to a waiting Sena, Kazuma grabbed the bag he'd been lugging around all day. "You guys ready for this?"

"Ah yes, your 'mystery gift' you summoned us for." Sylvia nodded, leaning her chin against the backside of her hand as she studied the bag, "Darkness has been hyping this event up as soon as we got here. And here I thought it was your crude attempt at a seduction."

"Nah... I wouldn't be so subtle." Kazuma winked at the tall woman, making her sigh ragged with hormones.

POV SHIFT: Darkness

My hand reached over to his shoulder, "If it's okay, Kazuma. I would like to take lead with this."

"I'm still a little confused as to what 'this' is." Said a worried looking Chiana as Kazuma handed the bag over to me. "You still refuse to tell us your surprise, Lady Darkness."

"Don't worry, Chiana. I'm sure you'll like it." I reassured while thinking about who should go first. My eyes landed on the couch and the red lamia currently inhabiting the whole thing. I moved over to her and after a little prodding, got her to make enough room for me and my bag. Me on the left and her on the right with this mystery object in the middle, and just to add to some level of showmanship I kept the bag over the top of it. Currently there was a metallic rectangular stand visible under whatever the item was but that was all, "Lumi? Want to be the first?"

She looked at me with worry, "F-first for what? Are you about to trap me in some kind of tiny ball?!"

I had no idea where she got that idea, but slowly I reached over and grabbed her hand. It always amazed me how scaly her skin felt with how human she looked, but she kept her warmth well. Our eyes met as she stared wide eyed.

"Just trust me."

All the other girls were circling around the couch now. All trying to figure out what we had planned. I'll admit, it was a sudden thought we'd had on our way back from the village yesterday. Thankfully Luna was so amazing she had everything ready for us in the morning from just a silly request like this. I had no doubt this would work because of her, but it was still a little nerve wracking while I brought Luminara's hand over to under the bag.

She flinched when it began. A white light shone out through the bag with whirs and clicks sounding out from inside the brown cloth. The snake girl looked like she wanted to pull away instinctively, but I just calmly stroked her hair and kept my hand on hers. Trying to make sure my hand didn't get hit by the light currently coating her hand.

The machine didn't take very long, but I'm sure for Lumi it felt far too long. The others were there too though, joining me in reassuring her even as they were scared by the device. Eventually it whirled to a close and the lights/sounds stopped all together.

"All done!" I beamed, letting the snake girl retreat her hand. She studied it for a brief second before looking at me with scepticism.

“W-what did it do?!”

I simply smiled, grabbing the bag and finally lifting it away from the machine. “I wanted to make it a surprise, so I covered this part.” I explained, showing off the device in full. It was one that was very familiar to a few of us already, though others had no clue what it was. I reached down and picked up a small rectangle that had materialised underneath the device. “Here you are, your adventurer card.”

Her eyes went wide, “M-my…” she stammered. Looking like she was barely even believing that I was handing the item to her. Slowly taking it from me and looking at the card with absolute awe. There it was, a picture of her with 'Luminara' at the top. Her exp score, the spells she knew and could learn, her current class, everything to identify her as herself. She barely blinked as she drank the whole thing in, “...s-seriously?”

“Seriously.” I smiled, placing my hand on her tail. “You’re now a fully recognised adventurer, Luminara. Luna pulled some strings, then Sena pulled some more strings, and here we are! We have a machine that’ll give you all identification cards!” I beamed while looking around at the stunned faces, “You’ll be under the banner of our harem but it should let you choose whatever paths you want from there. Merchants, shopkeepers, or actual adventurers if you wanted to go on quests-”

“Darkness.” Kazuma suddenly said, cutting me off. I looked at him as he nodded over to the girl behind me. “Read the room.”

I turned back to Luminara. She was just staring at her card… and fully weeping at it. Thick snake tears pouring down her face as she choked and sniffled a full on ugly cry. I stammered in surprise, not expecting such a guttural reaction before she launched herself at me. I could feel tears against my neck as the snake girl pulled me into one of the tightest hugs of my life.

“Guh.. Snff, th-thank y-you!! Thankyouthankyouthankyooouu!!” She gasped out from my neck. Kissing and pecking my face as she tried to quantify her emotions, “I-I-I’m a c-citizen! I can be n-normal! I'm s-so g-grateful!”

While it was an initial shock, I could only smile warmly at her passion. My hands stroked her long red hair, whispering “It’s okay,” supportively into her ear as she let more and more tears flow down my neck.

Though her crew’s excitement was not easily held back by tears, “Hey! Is that just for Lumi or are we all getting one?!” Katarina’s head asked as she popped up from behind the couch along with Lily.

Sena adjusted her glasses and brought out a piece of paper to read from, “You’re all getting identity cards. Fully recognized by the government as decreed by Princess Stylish Sword Iris herself. And backed by the noble house Dustiness Ford. These will put you all under standard citizen rights: You may use the guild to accept quests, apply for loans, use any nurse or apothecary, and any attempts on your life will be dealt with in a court of law. This isn’t the full list, but simply some of the benefits you now have as citizens.”

The whole room exploded with happiness.

“Citizenship?!” “Holy shit!” “Our new Mistress really pulled it out of the bag.” “I can actually start that bakery?!” “I wonder what stats I have?!” “Probably lower than mine!” “I wanna be an adventurer like Darkness!” “My picture must look positively stylish!”

It was hard to control yet a beautiful sight all the same. The lot of them were already forming a line to get their chance at a card. Currently Esu was marvelling as her pink goo was covered in white light. Though a few questions arose that I had to deal with:

“I’m a little confused. So, the cute girls are in the harem, I get that.” said Aqua, currently eating some snacks she'd gotten at some point, “but what about the rest of the guy monsters from the village? The ones who just wanted to fiddle with their monster junk the whole time?”

Suddenly the older looking kobold appeared from nowhere to shout, “We go where Sylvia-sama goes!” Making Aqua jump at the sudden appearance of the hairy old monster dog.

“They’re sweet little minions, aren’t they?” Sylvia smiled, petting him lightly.

After his tail wagged, the kobold mimicked Sena and brought out some paper to read from. “We will not be requiring identification cards. As per the minion/helper agreements laid out by the monster union guide, the one backed by the guild, we are to be called upon whenever Sylvia-sama needs us. She gives us protection from threats and helps support our lifestyle, while we lose the rights of regular people or monsters. Such is the life of a minion. If she’s a good guy, we’re good guys. If she wants to turn tail and murderize you all, we’ll be right there with her weapons in your face.”

"Duly noted." Kazuma said, grabbing the paper from the shouting kobold to look through the guide on 'Having a Minion'. He technically owned them too now, after all. "Man, this is wild. So many things qualify for minion status. Having more than 20 rabbits, 15 crows, or 30 actors in your employ all classify as 'equal strength' and should be classified as such." He explained, before handing the paper back to the kobold and thinking. "How sweet would it be to have an army of killer robots on our side?"

While Kazuma chatted about minions with the kobold, his latest wife was a little worried about something else. The brown woman approaching Sena and I as Bova took her turn getting a card. “I fear the answer, but... what about me?” Sylvia asked with a strained smile.

Taking her large hand in mine, I tried to reassure her worried look a bit. “As an ex-Demon Lord general, you are a special case,” Sena stated while looking through her paperwork, Sylvia gulped but was very surprised by the secretary’s answer, “I'd usually say you're a lost cause, but thanks to many many strings being pulled by the people in this room, and as recognition of your strength as well as the army you command, Iris has stated you can be granted conditional citizenship as well.”

Sylvia looked shocked, like she'd genuinely thought she wasn't getting a card. “W-wait, really? That's...wow! What are the conditions?”

The ex-prosecutor-now-maid brought out another piece of paper from her pile. “First, you must swear your loyalty to the Dustiness Harem. Under as many oaths and demon oaths as it takes. Secondly, you are to hand over any and all information on the Demon Lord and his army.”

She sat down on a nearby chair, looking quite genuinely worried about those conditions, all while Sena continued listing a few conditions like having to 'pay back bounties' or something. I was more focused on Sylvia's feelings, “Scared about the Demon Lord?” I asked.

“No, surprisingly I'm more worried about that demon oath,” Sylvia admitted with a shaky smile, “Very nasty business if you break one of those. Basically can mean being dragged down to hell forever if the punishment’s severe enough.”

I blinked in surprise, not realising that there was such a code of honour for the demons. Is that why Vanir was so hellbent on helping me? Had I inadvertently created a demon oath with him? No, you haven't. Said a voice in my head. Okay, great. Thanks for being creepy Vanir. You're welcome.

Whatever.

"Well, I'm glad you all enjoy your present," I said, moving my way away from the crowd and towards the exit while their eyes and various thanks/gratitude followed me. "But right now? I'm going to need to go get ready for... something." I smiled over to Kazuma who nervously chuckled back at me. "Aqua? Would you like to help me?"

With a beleaguered sigh, the goddess started following me. "I suppose. I am the only one who knows how you like your hair. You'd be lost without me, wouldn't you Darkness?" She cockily shrugged while following me towards my room.

"If it's style needed, then I insist I help too!" declared Saffron. Just having gotten her card and rushing towards us, as fast as her plant feet could take her. "A humanic canvas is exactly the challenge I need if I want to start on my dream as a fashion designer!"

I couldn't turn that kind of passion down, and so we three headed off down the hall. Leaving Kazuma and the girls still getting their cards to do their own preparations for the future.

Notes:

Monster girl list again why not: https://imgur.com/a/qUHcXlt

Shorter chapter than usual, but then next chapter is finally the fabled date arc. Hopefully people are enjoying!

Chapter 60: Kazuma X Darkness (Part 1: Pre-Date Jitters)

Summary:

Kazuma picks up his date.

Chapter Text

A certain adventurer was pacing just outside his mansion.

Moving cogs, plans in motion, schemes all realised... nothing made him feel prepared. His heart was thumping like crazy at the idea of a real date with Darkness. Sure, he'd been on dates but... they were always normally just extended hang outs with one person. This felt like the kind of date he saw on TV. To the point where he'd insisted on doing all the rituals he'd seen, such as being the one to 'pick up' his date from 'her house'.

So he knocked on the door.

The few seconds he had to wait felt eternal. But soon enough the dark outside was illuminated by a radiant golden light.

"Holy shit."

Darkness was not one for liberal outfits these days. Her freedom to be normal no matter the thing she wore made her feel liberated. So it shouldn't have been a surprise that she wore such a powerful dress, but damn did it not still knock him off his feet.

Her hair was down, cascading elegantly off her shoulders while still framing her body beautifully, helped by a dark grey feathery boa draping around her neck. The dress itself was almost pure black, but with the amount of skin showing through the thin material it was hard to tell. The gown's straps went over her shoulders to then cup her fantastic cleavage, but only enough to cover the majority of the centre of her breasts. Side boob spilled out on both sides, yet still having plenty to push together nicely. The stomach was technically covered, but by the thinnest material it looked like it had been cut out, only slightly darkening her porcelain skin and showing off her abs quite nicely by defining the contours. Then finally the skirt itself had a large slit down the right side, showing off a single well shaped leg and buttock, while the rest of the pure black material seemed to shoot straight down like a massive censor bar all the way around her, really making you look at her leg.

"Kazuma?"

He just stared at her, slack jawed and blushing, "...bout four hundred..." He mumbled.

"What?"

"What?" He blinked out of it, not even remembering what question he thought he was answering, "Sorry. Yes, date! Kazuma here to date up my stunning pick!" He beamed awkwardly, trying to get back into the words he had rehearsed but not able to form words good.

Darkness didn't mind though, giggling lightly at his words, "Well, I'm here. Waiting by the entrance as your homeland's rituals dictated." She said while walking through to the outside, closing the door behind her. Now here they were, standing out in the open air admiring each other. It was rapidly becoming quite dark in the evening, the wintery nights coming to a close to bring a chilled spring breeze around their feet.

“Okay, so.” Kazuma clapped his hands together, trying to get the momentum back. But with nothing said next they both let the awkward pause hang. “Okay, so.” He clapped his hands again, trying to think of what to say next. “So so so…”

“Kazuma? Are you broken?”

He cringed at himself, wiping a bud of sweat off his brow. “...look, I’ve never been on a proper proper date like this before…”

She blinked at him, “Oh! You’re nervous!” Darkness pointed making him cringe harder, somehow making the conversation worse. “Sorry! I just… I guess I thought you were regretting asking me out. Nervousness is almost a relief.”

With a slight frown, Kazuma pointed back, “My only regret, Lalatina, is that I wasn’t able to scrub up as good as you.” Kazuma grilled, drinking in her full body without any fear of being called a perv. “I know I said to wear a low cut dress, but BA-DAYUMN! You're absolutely poste-no, classic painting worthy! Can’t believe I’ve had the pleasure of being inside this literal art.”

She blushed, giving him a little twirl and bounce of her body as he lecherously stared. “I’m very glad to hear you like it. I got Xara’s spider-weaver to make it especially for tonight. The softness of the fabric is divine.” Her hand grabbed his and guided it to her breast, an invitation which he took wholeheartedly. Squeezing the pliable dress and making the blonde moan out happily.

“...mmhmm, v-very soft…” He gulped, having to slap himself in the face with his other hand in order to release her. “NO! We’re in date mode! Sex after. Date mode now!”

Darkness giggled at his actions, pleased she could still tantalise him so. “Sorry Kazuma. You just look so handsome in your blazer, I’m finding it hard… to resist you.”

On the other side of the date, was Kazuma's outfit. A pretty traditional 'man date' mode of dress, he wore a white untucked shirt with no tie, a dark grass green blazer and matching pants, and a nice pair of brown shoes with a matching belt. She felt like he'd never looked more scrubbed up and presentable, he was feeling like he should undo a few more buttons as a sign of union with her cleavage.

After a few seconds, the two shared an electric embrace of a passionate kiss. Partly trying to get it out of their systems with one solid make out. It didn’t work, if anything it made them hotter, but their reservation at the restaurant was soon and, as Kazuma said, sex could wait until after.

He shook and slapped his face. “Christ. We live with an army of Succubae, but that body of yours drains the life out of me more than any of them.” With one final slap that was hard enough to leave a mark on his face, he turned to her. Bleeding from the nose but putting on his gallant face. "You going to be warm enough?"

"Don't worry. It's normal for me to always feel warm when I'm near you."

Kazuma reached out his arm while turning to face the path. “Well then, shall we be going, m’dear? Michelangelo's awaits!”

Smiling back, she took his extended arm and nodded. “We shall.”

The posh act lasted about two minutes of them leaving the mansion before eager hands were exploring each other again. A simple walk to their first location was probably going to take them twice as long, but neither were particularly caring of their lateness.

Though what they both missed was a blue haired face pouting at us sadly from a higher window…


Inside, Aqua sighed.

Sylvia took the first shift in trying to make her feel better, "Come now, we can't have you moping around all evening." She smiled, rubbing Aqua's back and taking her away from the window. "What would you usually do for fun on a night like tonight?"

The goddess thought, then looked sad again, "...have drinks with Kazuma and Darkness..."

"Drinks it is then!" Kerebryl loudly exclaimed. Somehow already walking in to the main parlour with a crate of wine bottles and crashing them next to where Sena was sitting at the table. "Among many other things, I was briefly a bartender when I was alive. I can make you a drink that'll knock your socks off your feet and send them crying to mother!"

The secretary blinked in confusion, "M-my socks?"

"Though her metaphor game needs work, I believe the point is you're going to have a fun night." Saffron reassured. Landing a flowery crown atop the goddess' hair. "You said there were other's on their way?"

One final sigh escaped Aqua's lips. Kazuma had talked to her about how important it was he have some alone time with Darkness to enact his plan, but some part of her just felt shitty that he couldn't include her too. Being left out was not something she enjoyed after all those heavenly angel parties she had to crash... But looking around, she could see that there was a whole party of people here who wanted to spend time with her, plus the grassy one was right, there were more on their way!

"Yeah, a few more." Aqua nodded, getting up and walking over to where the drinks were being poured, "Tifa, Aerith, and Wiz should be on their way now. Oh! And Xara."

The room froze.

As one would expect with senses so sharp, Aqua didn't notice at all. Instead just grabbing the wine glass from the zombie's shaking hand and obliviously drinking it down as she didn't notice how every monster girl was wide eyed and stunned at the name. They quickly looked over to Sylvia who was beginning to sweat. Looking absolutely stunned to the spot like she'd just witnessed a murder of a ghost of a long lost relative.

"...w-what... what did you say, Aqua?"

The goddess was still didn't notice the heavy mood, going on to her second glass of wine, "Xara. Queen of the Succubus. She smells kinda weird, but you get used to it cause she's super nice." She began chugging as the monsters all began to move towards the panicking Sylvia. Grabbing her hand and reassuring her as her entire world was thrown into chaos. They sat the tall woman down onto the floor as it looked like she was going into a panic attack.

Sena wasn't as unaware, looking rather concerned. "I don't understand? Are you all at war with Xara?"

With a shake of her head, Bova huffed, "I wish."

"Hey! Here she comes now! You should meet her!" Aqua suddenly said while looking out the window, opening up the large frames while waving at the shadowy bat creature quickly getting larger. "HEY! XARA! GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!"

Chiana's tail rattled in danger, "So soon?!"

"Sylvia! It's going to be alright!"

"Just breathe!"

"I-I haven't seen her for so long!" said Sylvia, practically hyperventilating. "It's too soon! What do I say?! W-what if, oh god, oh no..."

"Hm? What's wrong with you?" Aqua finally twigged, looking back from the window with a raised eyebrow.

A frowning red lamia looked over at her with concern, "Aqua, you remember how we explained Sylvia's past? Specifically as to how she joined the Demon King?"

"Huh? Uhh, yeah I think so. You fell in love with some guy who you couldn't be with until you changed your body into a monster, then couldn't find him again after you sold your soul to the Demon King, or something, right?"

"Almost right. But it wasn't some guy..."

"It was me."

Everyone shot around to see the Queen of the Succubae standing in the window. She slowly walked through into the mansion proper, a few Succubae following her in while carefully staying behind her. Xara kept her eyes on Sylvia though. The dark skinned woman just staring both in awe and in near tears at the powerful and tall woman standing there. The person who she'd changed her whole life for, yet never saw again. The one that she'd tried to track down for decades, only to be turned away at every opportunity. Now just gazing down at her crumpled form with an upturned nose and a disgusted look on her face.

"So you finally found me again Sylvia, you traitorous swine."

Chapter 61: Kazuma X Darkness (Part 2: Walking Together)

Summary:

Axel travel in the moonlit night.

Chapter Text

I had to still my heart somehow.

We've had sex. He's fucked me long and hard, rammed that dick into my every hole repeatedly for both our enjoyments. Our souls have intertwined, the ultimate combination of flesh on an intimate level far beyond the simple pleasures of...

...of holding hands...

Yet, just walking with him like this, feeling his skin against mine as he occasionally squeezes my palm...

I had to still my heart somehow.

"L-let's change the topic, shall we?" Kazuma suddenly said, though neither of us had been talking for a while as we walked. I looked over to him to see a similar red face as my own. Seems we were both weak to this level of affection... or he was just getting sick of my rough squeezes back hurting him. Who's to say. “Ya know, I always thought how quiet it gets around here once it gets late. Admittedly the night life in Axel could probably use some work.”

"You have a point..." I replied. Our starter town was not known for its bustling tourism or extravagant higher class parties. It was a town you were supposed to move away from once you were strong enough. Just enough people there to make a functioning society. We had a guild that acted like a hub, a market and stables for growing businesses, and a little café that we all know turns into a succubus slut house after dark.

Anything worth more money was often run out of town or went bankrupt when we were attacked. Axel wasn’t known for keeping its ‘nice things’... except for one place.

We have one fancy restaurant that comes from the capitol. A nice man named Michelangelo decided he wanted to spread the love of his amazing cooking, even if we weren’t as rich as the bigger towns. It was a relatively small place, enough room for a dance floor and a few tables, and it was a little expensive so we definitely couldn’t eat there all the time. But my goddess, the food was amazing. It meant that whenever there WAS an attack, that would be the place people protected tooth and nail for. In a town of battle scarred buildings, Michelangelo’s place was practically spotless.

Though we didn't get to eat there very often.

Michelangelo... wasn't a fan of our group.

During our battle with Verdia, Aqua had set upon a full flood that had destroyed his entire spice collection in one fell swoop (it's unknown if it was the water or a purification spell, either way he wasn't happy.) Then, later on Megumin had blown up his second spice supply as it was being transported to Axel. To be fair, there was a monster attacking the cart... though an explosion wasn't advised to kill the low level panther pack that had gotten close. On his third attempt... I, well, let's just say I got carried away during a certain training session with Cielo of the Axel Hearts which may have involved trying to lift the travelling cart over my head. Which I did! Though... the landing broke far too many spice jars... After all of that, Kazuma had gotten sick of repaying Michelangelo and recommended he go to Wiz's shop to resupply. We got a letter a few days later saying we were banned forever.

So how were we on our way there now? Well, normalities. I do have the power to change reality after all. Saying he'd normally allow us to have a calm date there was enough to make one reservation, though he grimaced the whole way through and said that if it turns out that it wasn't a 'calm' date he'd be suing us for all physical and mental damages. Understandable really.

“Part of me supposes we should be happy with what we have.” I idly chatted back, “But I agree. Perhaps one of our projects as a harem should be to increase the amount of places to relax in town? Though, maybe Luna won’t appreciate us destroying her monopoly…”

“Ehh, the guild won’t be going anywhere.” Kazuma shrugged off, “Need I remind you that most men spend their nights in a certain café that we own?”

I nodded, “True. Well, how would you improve the town then Kazu-”

“Strip club.”

I blinked at his sudden response. “A what?”

“WHAT?!” He gawped, stopping briefly to hang his jaw in shock, “This place doesn’t have strip clubs?! Oh man, you had all given me hope with the succubus café… I had no idea...” He bit his knuckle, as if to hold back tears.

Our quiet walk to the restaurant was suddenly filled with a detailed explanation of a type of club that Kazuma had never been to, yet was intimately familiar with. The idea of it was sort of like a theatre production, but the only play ever shown was a dancing woman or man who would take their clothes off for people to watch. Usually to music (I suppose a band was always on site) and was awarded many 'tips' while they seduced a crowd. As you might expect of me, I enjoyed the concept greatly. And I was already thinking of several ways to go with it. Imagining our friends in the seductive lingerie dancing around, or even our new succubus and monster girl armies having their way with the stage.

It was times like this, whilst I could talk so freely to Kazuma about the perverse, that made me sad this was to be our final night together.

He was so passionate and happy when it came to the realm of sex. In many ways we were perfect for each other, yet... he'd already made up his mind long ago. This was borrowed time. Megumin is his destiny. I have had to change reality itself to even hope to make my greatest fantasy come true. But the one thing I never did was change his heart. The feelings he feels now are all his own, and I cannot see how they would have chosen me. Passionate kisses and loveable squeezes might fill our life when we are near, but if I had to guess his feelings on me... I was just a fun piece of meat to play with. A toy to waste time until Megumin returned and he could ask her to join the Harem proper. He will tell me as such tonight, I know it. A mercy killing to my-

SMACK!

Oh.

It appears a ball collided with my face.

"HEY! WATCH IT YOU DAMN KIDS!" Kazuma yelled from beside me as the orange rubber sphere landed calmly in my hands. I could see a little bit of makeup on it's surface. "You okay?"

I lowered one eyebrow at him while smiling, "Kazuma. You've seen me take hits from dragons."

"Yeah, well, still doesn't mean you can't be surprised." He huffed lightly at my ribbing while I walked towards the large group of kids. We were passing the orphanage when they had kicked the ball towards us accidentally, I could tell with how sheepishly they were all looking at me.

"S-sorry... Miss Lalatina..." One boy bravely apologised, looking particularly sorry as he kicked his feet around. I was this boy's teacher once a month when my niece visited after all, this was just how kids acted.

"That's quite alright, Clint. No harm, no foul, just be careful as it won't always be someone you know," I advised him while scruffling his hair. "Now, why are you all up so late? Shouldn't it be bedtime?"

He pointed to the larger group of kids surrounding the bandstand in the center of the courtyard, "Teacher's busy over dere. Said we could play while dey get Marianne."

I handed them the ball back and walked over to see the commotion.

POV SHIFT: Satou Kazuma

Sometimes I get the urge to want to understand Darkness more.

It's so strange being with someone like that and having their internal thoughts be so different to what they project. Is she a liar? Or just some amazing actress that manages to fool herself so often? To think this woman in such a lewd outfit, and after doing so many lewd things, would just so casually be around kids to switch to a motherly mode. She's kinda fuckin fascinating when you stare. It makes me want to know her better, like I shouldn't have been shying away from looking when she was just 'the one who makes weird noises' of my party.

With as shitty as it was to break up with Megumin... at least now I've had the chance to find out Darkness was so unhappy. I kind of just assumed she'd find someone after I rejected her. A rich noble jerk to titillate her senses without having to drag her down to my level. But... maybe she wouldn't have. Ugh, I need to get out of this stupid mind funk. Living in the 'what if' of life gets you fucking nowhere fast.

Gotta distract my brain. What's happening right now? Well, I have no idea what Darkness is doing over there with the bandstand crowd. If I had to guess, there's some kid's toy that's gotten trapped beneath the wooden structure? Darkness will get it out. I can trust her to pry it open or something, she'll call if she needs me. I'll just continue lingering by the gate.

"Who're oo?" I heard a horrifying childish voice from below me. Looking down, it was worse than I thought, three kids. All snot nosed and looking up at me. "What do oo want with Lalatina sensei!"

"I'm her date, kid." I brushed off, they gave me a confused stare so I continued, "It means I'm taking the dainty and delectable noble over there to a nice meal at a nice restaurant, before I then go home and take her to bed so I can f-WOAH!" I yelled in surprise when Darkness lifted the whole 2-tonne bandstand above her head.

This blonde beauty, the kind you'd see on TV at a red carpet event and would never look your way usually, just casually ripping a wooden structure out of the ground. As if she were simply lifting a chair out the way.

I could see the teacher quickly scramble into the new hole and returned with a very happy, none-the-wiser dog, wagging it's scruffy tail while being covered in dirt. A wave of cheers erupted for the girl as she slowly placed the bandstand back down. It looked a little rougher than when she'd lifted it but the amount of praise and attention she was getting from the kids showed they didn't care.

After she chatted with the teacher, they quickly shepherded the children back inside. The night time excitement winding to a close, as Darkness headed back over to me.

"Sorry, Kazuma!" She guiltily bowed, "I couldn't just-"

I couldn't help but chuckle while also folding my arms at her, "Seriously? Shut the fuck up. I'm not going to chastise you for saving an orphan's dog, you great heroic idiot."

That smile is way too pretty to be pointing at me.

Though she quickly noticed the tykes that had surrounded me, "Oh! Sorry kids, but it's time for bed. Off you go now!"

"Okay, Miss Lalatina!" They agreed in unison while heading off, "Have fun in bed with Mr Date!" Shouted one before they ran out of sight. A chill ran down my spine as Mrs. Date turned slowly towards me. Incredibly unimpressed.

"H-haven't we got a reservation to get to? Let's get going already!"

Chapter 62: Kazuma X Darkness (Part 3: Dancing and Dinner)

Summary:

Arriving at the restaurant.

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We soon arrived at Michelangelo's. It wasn't a very big place, the restaurant was just on the ground floor, though there was a significant amount of height to the roof that let the room breathe. Outside was a nice street performance band that the owner often hired to give some ambience to the evening. The happy group playing smooth, soothing music on their violins and saxophones certainly helped set the mood.

Inside, the building was almost split in two. At the front was a man behind a counter serving the row of customers in front of him. Behind him, multiple rows of tables filled with various couples eating their meals and enjoying each other's company. A few larger groups in the booths built into the walls, but for the most part you could feel the romantic air that Michelangelo was aiming for. It was still quite busy, as one would expect for a Saturday night I suppose, with multiple couples waiting around the outside of the building. Hoping to get in without a reservation, or reality altering earrings.

As Kazuma talked to the man at the desk, I looked around the other couples chatting away.

This almost felt like infiltration.

Both to enter the domicile of a man who had previously banned us, and to enter the world of real couples so casually. None of these people knowing we were a Harem Knight and a masochistic cow together, blending so well in to the average man. Though that could have been because of my earrings. Men and women were looking at my dress, but showed no real reaction of horny or jealousy as they potentially would have previously. It made me wonder why Kazuma was free of that trapping now? Vanir had said he'd weaken the earrings affect, but perhaps there was some growing immunity that Kazuma had?

I didn't get a chance to ponder long before my date walked back over to me.

“Our table is still going to be a few minutes wait,” Kazuma said, gesturing over to the guy he'd talked to, "He said we should either go to the bar and get drinks orrrrr" his hand shifted from the bar to behind us with. The band had a very impromptu dance floor for a few of the waiting couples to sway together. Kazuma was looking at me with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, “Wanna do this properly? Shall I take the elegant lady to the dance floor?”

I could only smile at him. I really couldn't hide my desire to make the most of this date, so I hung my hand out and said, "I'm ready for the gallant man to guide me."

He quickly guided me out to the street, joining about three other couples who were enjoying the beats of the band. It wasn't very high tempo, but one could definitely tap their foot to it, helped by the 'drummer' playing on a set of buckets he'd laid out. The band didn't care though, and neither did anyone else with a sound like they were playing.

The real problem was: I had never danced before.

Extravagant galas where I had to walk elegantly with potential suitors? Sure. But out here in the street? I was a lost lamb begging for guidance. My eyes tried to find any hints from the band, who just winked at me... or the other couples? No, I couldn't tell what they were doing from here. Worst of all, Kazuma seemed to be getting into it, with strangely erotic movements while keeping his eyes glued to me. Was his instincts kicking in? Or was he a natural dancer from his homeland?

I tried to copy Kazuma's movements. Shimmying my arms to the left, then to the right. But as soon as he caught on, he switched up his movements to a grander motion of pointing to the bottom right then to the top left with one hand. Again, I tried to follow him, and we mirrored each other for a few minutes before we couldn't stop bursting into laughter.

“I’ve got to say, you’re talking to a guy who’s lived under a rock of his own making for many years, and even I can tell that your dancing is terrible.”

“Kazuma! Are you bullying me? I can’t believe you’d bully a noble!”

“Oh is that what I’m doing? I’d say you’re bullying me with those moves of yours.” He laughed before taking imaginary blows to the head, “Taking. Mental. Damage. Dance. Too. Awful!”

I grabbed his arms and draped them around me. “Well then, if you think you can do better then please, oh mighty hero, guide this fool how to dance.”

He gulped at that. Several people glanced at our closeness, seemingly both entranced and outraged at the act. Kazuma tried his hardest to get into the role and guide me appropriately, but his dancing knowledge was clearly tied to his own body and not guiding a female around the floor.

“...oi. You trying to make me look bad?” He grumbled into me after stepping on my foot again.

“You’re doing a good job of that yourself,” I teased, giggling at his frown. “Besides, I’m MORE trying to rub myself up against you, was that not obvious?”

Spongy breasts passed over his mouth and nose. Kazuma muffled out, “I picked up on that, yeah.”

Kazuma spun me around and tried to up the ante as the music began to increase tempo. It was hard for him because of my weight, but with some strain he managed to dip me backwards to catch my back in his arms. The moment was so impressive I decided to ignore how much his face was visibly struggling to get me back to my feet. Copying was still my only technique, so on my turn I spun him lightly as well and dipped him downwards. The surrounding couples all snickered to themselves at the 'unmanly' position Kazuma found himself in, which made him blush in seeming embarrasment.

"Don't worry Kazuma, they're normally just jealous of us," I told him, earning a few snorts of derision and sudden jealousy from those who'd been rude. Kazuma shook his head though as I easily brought him back to his feet.

"I don't care about them. I just had a fantastic view down your top," He admitted, leaning forwards and kissing my open chest without a care in the world. I heard another scoff from the crowd but couldn't care less as I brought my arms around Kazuma.

His hands squeezed into my rear. Though he was shorter than me, I tried to let him lead as much as possible, though it became more difficult as our touches once more became so electric. That internal heat we loved to stoke with each other's bodies. This close I could feel that lovely third leg of his start beating to life, helped by my mostly uncovered leg slipping in between his and rubbing up and down his pant that he'd stored it in.

It was a fantastic memory I would hold onto forever, and I'm sure I could have used the earrings to continue but soon our erotic fun was interrupted by the waiter of the restaurant calling out to the crowd "Dustiness Ford party of two? Your table's ready!"

We finally disconnected and adjusted our clothes. Panting at each other and barely saying a word lest we both give in to temptations. This date was getting hard, for all three of us (Kazuma's dick included), but we silently agreed to stay on track and walked towards the restaurant proper. Ignoring the jealous whispers from the onlookers who were trying to replicate our energy with hugs and kisses of their own.


“I’m sorry if this date is bad…”

We'd been shown to our table now, it was a simple table amidst the others but we did have a nice window view of the nearby park. The owner Michelangelo had come over to welcome us personally, while also giving heavy 'I hate you, please leave' vibes, which I always appreciated from my dining experiences. The short man with a loveable face and large round belly was usually so pleasant to everyone, but wore a heavy grimace while interacting with us and telling the two of us that if anything goes wrong he would come after us with the 'strength of all his ancestors'. Whatever that meant. He didn't stick around though, just gave us our warnings and let the waiter take over so we could choose our food and drinks.

With the owner and waiter moving on from us, we were left alone.

And sat across from me, was Kazuma.

I had instantly forgotten everything that had ever happened to me. No conversation topics, no interesting anecdotes, and no idea what to say to your date as he's looking out the window quietly. I'd wanted to wow him, to show him a lovely evening with a noble, but every second of silence felt like a nail in the coffin of my future. There was clearly boredom, he was fiddling with his fork! He looked so calm and serene, and probably so ready to just reject my feelings at a moments notice, I couldn't help but apologise...

Kazuma gave me an eyebrow, “Bad? Nah, seems pretty normal to me.”

“I-w-what?”

He just laughed at my flustered feelings. “Jeez Lalatina, I thought you liked teasing.”

I sighed in relief and frustration. Something about that word has changed all meaning, and he knew it, the meanie. At least he was laughing, the night isn't lost yet.

“I’ve just… never been on a date before. I don’t really know the, um, protocols.” I admitted.

"Ha, 'protocols'. Like we're on a mission? Man, it's nice to not be the awkward one on a date," He snickered, making me pout again at his bullying, “I mean, you’ve hung out with, ya know, people before. It’s like that but more focused on each other. Finding out stuff you wanna know, vibing with their personality, seeing if you’re a good match for the other.”

I took a large ragged breath as my mind tried to work through what he was saying. We just have to get to know each other. On paper, it made sense. But in practice? Now that I’m here? It was like that paper was written in a dead language only a feral bull could explain. How does one get to know each other? Why was this room so damn sweaty?

His hand reached over and brushed against mine, the electricity making me look directly at his caring eyes. "Chill out, take a breathe, the most important part is to just relax and have fun, okay? There's no pressure here, I'm already having a good time with you."

My heart needed a few moments, but it did finally relax as I focused on his touch. Perhaps I was overthinking this. Kazuma would reject me when the time is right, and I've sworn to have a good time regardless. I should at least enjoy the meal before throwing myself into the dregs of madness.

“Thank you.” I smiled, taking my other hand and clasping his briefly. It was a nice moment before we both retreated to our respective table sides. I was still pondering the thought a little though, “So, finding out what you want to know is step one?" He nodded. I placed my hand on my heart, "Then by my honour as a knight, I vow to answer any question truthfully and to the best of my ability. Please Kazuma, is there anything you would like to ask me?”

He tapped his fork against his chin in thought. “A chance for Darkness to answer some questions honestly? A tempting idea." He mulled, looking at my determined face as he determined my fate, "They could get pretty personal though…”

“T-that's fine! I so badly wish this date to go well, anything you want to ask I’ll answer.”

Like the torturous man I know he is, he took his time answering. He lowered his eyebrow, studying me while sipping at his drink, before finally shrugging in acceptance.

“Fine, fine. But! We do it on my terms. It will be three no holds barred questions each, back and forth. That way you can ask anything super personal of me as well and I won’t feel as bad. And they have to be good questions on your end too or else the game is over, I don't want to ask something then you ask 'how was your day' or some BS. We do this properly, yeah?”

The agreement was made. We even shook on it to make sure neither of us could back out of it. Though part of me certainly feared the questions he would ask of me...

Chapter 63: Kazuma X Darkness (Part 4: Questions)

Summary:

Dinner continues.

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Our appetizers appeared just as we began thinking of our questions for each other. The food here was, as usual, exquisite. We decided to share the two plates, Kazuma ordering an Onion Duck spring roll platter while I'd requested two large bat wings with garlic sauce. My date seemed a little weirded out by his grilled wing, I suppose they were considered a mild delicacy to non-nobles, but was happy enough when he hate it with the sauce.

Soon though, he had his first question for me. “Okay, let’s start with an easy one: when did you realise Aqua was a Goddess? Cause for ages you were pretty adamant she was faking.”

“Hmm,” I said, dipping my wing while thinking about it. “I suppose… Megumin and I hypothesised about Aqua here and there. How strong she is, how she can purify liquids by touch, the undead’s attraction to her... but most of the counter arguments came to her attitude being so ungoddesslike.”

“Hehe, I know right.” He snickered. His warm smile made me melt. I was so happy he was enjoying himself even just a little…

“If I had to put a date on it, we stopped guessing and started believing when she took on Hans. It wasn’t all the way there then, but seeing her purify a Demon Lord General while her followers prayed for her was certainly a big enough feat to take her more seriously.”

"Makes sense, I was dead but from I hear she really showed off well. Better than her usual uselessness." He nodded, satisfied with my answer as he ate another spring roll, "Anyway, mm, your turn to ask me something, milady."

I smiled at his language, finishing up the last of my batwing appetiser while thinking what to ask. “I suppose my first question will also pertain to Aqua. How long have you two been friends?”

He raised his eyebrow at me, “Don’t you already know that one? It wasn’t long before I met you and Megumin.”

“I know that part, but I was hoping to hear something deeper,” I admitted, “You two act like lifelong companions, to think you’ve known her for not much longer than I seems strange.”

A whiff of nervousness wafted over his face before Kazuma shrugged at me. “Well, sorry to say that’s the truth. She isn’t some secret childhood bestie, just party-mate Aqua.” Our legs suddenly rubbed gently together, his shin stroking me tenderly. “Besides, it’s not like you and me get on bad. I’m on a date with you, not her.”

“It’s true… and I’m very thankful for that.” I purred, joining him in playing a bit of under-table antics. Though I had some more gossip that I'd been dying to share with him, “I’ll be honest with you here Kazuma, because I think you’ll like this.” I said while leaning in closer. “Do you remember the list I told you for my ideal man?”

“Yeah, I think so. Something like ‘Lazy, self-centred, abrasive...’ Huh, I guess I shouldn’t be offended since I asked you out on this date…”

I breezed past his implication, "Yes, well... before all this harem stuff I was feeling quite lonesome since I thought you had chosen Megumin. So I tried to find someone that fit that description by putting up a wanted poster in the guild. No physical description, just someone who acted in that manner to see if I could find a person that could treated me as well as you do... and, well you know." I gestured but he blinked at me. “...oh lord, you’re going to make me say it. 'sigh' The only reports I got back from the guild... was of those complaining about the attitude... of Aqua."

He seemed to consider that idea for a moment, then exploded.

“PfffffftttttttHAHAHHHAHAHAHA!” He bellowed, slapping a hand to the table. “HAHAHA! Oh fuck, my side hurts! That’s too fucking funny! She’s such an pft! a-awful goddess that she ended up on YOUR radar?! HAHAHAHA! Fuckin wow!” I couldn’t help but laugh along with him. The two of us attracting some attention from more ‘dignified’ customers with our behaviour but neither cared as our laughter peaked before slowly dying down. “Hooo~ That’s great. Well, I would have supported you two lovebirds one hundred percent.”

“That’s nice of you. Perhaps if our bisexuality had blossomed sooner then you and I wouldn’t be having this date. You’d still be using that sock while I had the Goddess all to myself.”

“Hmm, is that hot as fuck or me being cucked? I can’t keep track anymore.” Kazuma said while putting his finger on his chin in faux thought, then chuckling a little again and taking a sip of his drink to calm himself down, "Can't believe Aqua was the only one who came up with wanted poster. Priceless..."

I smiled back at him. Now... wasn't the time to tell him about the date I went on all those months ago with the only other man that came up from the poster. The noble with a secretly twisted sense of fun that offered to be as rough as I wanted in the bedroom... the one who, on paper, ticked all the right boxes for me... but who wasn't Kazuma. My heart couldn't take looking at anyone else and I ended up escaping through a bathroom window. (I got stuck through the small frame and ripped the majority of the wall off in my escape. Just another reason why Michelangelo wasn't happy with us.)

It was around this time that the waiter took our appetizer plates and switched us for the main course. Kazuma had ordered the premium Dragon Steak, usually a rough meat that costs a lot to be tenderised by a barbarian before being cooked. My meal was simpler, just a three headed salmon spritzed with a live lemon I needed to defeat myself.

After we dug into the initial few tasty bites, both of us sharing a taste of each other’s meal, Kazuma was then looking at me with a frown. “Hmm, I’m having trouble phrasing this next question.”

“Oh?” I asked, a little surprised. Though slightly preoccupied with the lemon gnawing my palm. “I have nothing to hide, what was the question about?”

“I wanna ask about the harem, and if you’re okay with it.”

Okay, that did surprise me. “W-why would I not be okay with it?”

“It’s just… you and your noble side I guess.” He sighed, looking like he was spinning a problem in his mind, handing me his knife so I could slay the lemon appropriately. “You sometimes feel like a different person when dealing with that junk. Telling us all to keep quiet and ‘perfectly still’ at functions, wanting me to avoid speaking to anyone more royal blooded than me, I mean fuck, you even hate your own name! And like, that’s all fine. I get it. We’d get in trouble etc etc. But… I dunno. I guess I wanted to know what your deal is with your nobility. And why’d you accept the harem side?”

“Kazuma…” I began, somewhat failing to find my words.

These questions were what I had insisted upon, wanting to give him a deeper understanding of who I am. I wonder, was it so he’d be more informed to make a proper rejection for me?

Either way I’d have to face the music.

“Kazuma… I don’t like my nobility. I don’t deny it nor try to run from it, but my life is just infinitely better now I’m away from it. The four of us together will, hopefully, always be my true home. I love all of you so much and so… I just don’t enjoy the idea of the two worlds mixing.” I admitted with a sigh, scrunching my face in at the idea, a hot anger in my temple as these horrid images floated through my mind. “The thought that you could become as corrupt and dull as those men. Each of you losing what makes you unique and special because money and power corrupted you…. it sickens me to my core. A nightmare image of you all succumbing to that life that has taken so much from me I-” The feel of Kazuma’s touch interrupted me, I looked down to his hand on mine, realising the fork in my hand had become twisted into a knot without my own knowledge. I dropped it to the table and stared at its new design for a second, “I suppose… I never realised I was fighting so hard.”

“Hey, it’s alright.” Kazuma said reassuringly, “Sorry, you don’t have to answer the second part of my question.”

“No no, it’s fine.” I waved him off, calming myself a little before continuing. “Why do I enjoy the harem? The answer is simply: because it’s mine. Though it came from noble origins, I don’t have to worry about the two worlds colliding this time because I’m simply expanding my family. It stays safe space for everyone to remain themselves, you’re all just more free to express yourselves sexually under my banner.”

“I like that answer.” He smiled, subtly activating steal to swipe a new fork for me from a neighbouring table. “But I gotta say it’s funny how much you fight against me being a noble who’s lazy and boring when you get aroused by those types of guys as well.”

I exhaled with a smile, knowing he was right. With a little wink I replied, “Can’t I want the best for you while also hoping for the worst?”

Kazuma just shook his head at my flirt with a bemused look. If I had to guess this date was going well. I think he’s enjoying himself? At the very least he hasn’t given up on me and gone home, which were several of the fears I had before going out tonight.

“Alright! That was a deep one, like you asked, so now you have to ask a juicy introspective question of me or else we won’t be going to round 3.”

My thoughts still struggled to come up with a good question 2, I suppose ‘do you like me’ is perhaps pretty childish. Hm… “Well, can I also ask if you’re enjoying the harem?”

“Of course I am.” He replied instantly, with a fierce amount of determination behind his words he rarely uses. “That wasn’t a very deep one at all, Darkness. Are you just copying my questions?”

I mulled the topic a little more, “Isn't it? I think you aren’t giving it enough thought. We’ve been through a lot the last few days, Kazuma. I just want to make sure you’re one hundred percent satisfied. You have been whining about the cults here and there…”

His serious look softened, seemingly hearing my defence properly. “Fair. Yeah, the religious stuff is a little odd. Especially when they drop to the floor and start praying at my penis like it's a celebrity. Honestly? I think I’m developing some form of imposter syndrome with how much everyone’s praising me…”

My hand reached out and stroked his, “Kazuma, no…”

“It got so bad I thought you might have been mind controlling everyone to like me or something!”

My hand retracted back away from his, “K-Kazuma… nooo…”

I didn’t have the heart to look him in the eyes for a reaction, only hearing “Mmhmm…” Somewhat suspiciously before he laughed it off, “I know, pretty silly. But I thought about it and realised it doesn’t matter.”

“I-it doesn’t?”

I looked back at his face to see it was his turn to look out the window at the sunset. This time there was no melancholy though, only a content smile. “Nah. I’m happy despite the strangeness. Harem life might feel daunting at times, but it’s not a bad life.” He looks so handsome over there, and so wise beyond his years. God I want to devour his cock so bad. “I was pretty happy when it was just the four of us, but everyone we bring into the harem… I dunno, it feels right. Like they found where they can be themselves thanks to us, almost like we’re saving them from somewhere lonelier.” He smiled, as if he wasn’t believing the words out his mouth. “Don’t get me wrong. Sex is amazing, but the happiness everyone has on their face is pretty dang nice too. Like you said, it’s like we’re expanding our little family.”

I know it did for me. And he’s right: Aqua, Wiz, Xara, Luna, Sena, Chris, Sylvia… so many needed us in their lives now. And I was excited to keep up my work to spread the Kazuma gospel.

"Besides, the religions and the dick fan club feel weird but I don’t think I have it in my willpower to tell them to stop, mostly because the childish kid in me doesn’t want them to. I don’t know if you could tell, but I enjoy the praise and attention." He laughed while the waiter once more cleared up our plates. With a simple gesture, Kazuma raised his wine glass to me. "Until this wonderful life inevitably crumbles to dust, I'm willing to enjoy it while I can." I nodded, taking my own glass and lightly tapping it against his.

"A fitting toast that I couldn't put into better words." I smiled, taking a final sip of my wine. "So, do I pass the test?"

"Yeah yeah, may as well finish this little interview properly. But ya gotta think of a doozy for the last question, okay?"

I nodded, resolving to think of the best question to ask Kazuma. Our desserts came next, a lovely apple pie for me and a scrumptious looking slice of cheesecake for Kazuma. The two of us shared a little of each other’s cake/pie as the evening masses began to slowly leave the restaurant. We weren't alone, but the was a significant drop in background noise when it was time for the final question.

“Okay. Here we go. I want you, Darkness, to answer me my biggest question about you." He said, building up his query well, "Why… masochism?”

I blinked at him. Really not expecting to go this route… “Oh, um…”

He waved his hand back and forth while scooping a bit of his pie. “Again, you don’t have to answer. It’s just something I always wondered about. If there was some deep reason, or at least if you had some introspection that we didn’t.” I tilted my head at him, “We being everyone I gossip about you with.”

He gossips about me? How odd, something about the fact he talks to me about other people makes me happy…

I leant my elbow on the table, smirking at the boy across from me. “I would have thought someone as perceptive as you could suss the general idea out already.”

“Yeah probably.” He shrugged with a shared smirk. “But why not hear it from the horse’s mouth?”

I didn’t respond to his odd word choice (probably another idiom from his homeland) because I instead looked out the window. I had thought about this, about why I was the way I was, who hasn’t? Maybe this wasn’t the right answer, and someone much smarter than I can figure out the foibles of my own personality… but right now I wanted to answer Kazuma’s question to the best of my ability.

With a deep breath I pushed forwards.

“When my mother died, my father became very overprotective of me. Perhaps too much. I was very young when it happened, and I hold no ill will towards him, but looking back I do see the reasons for my urges may have stemmed from that life he enforced upon me after that event. A young girl who wanted to see the world, explore, and learn… was trapped in a noble lifestyle with no outlet for her curiosity.” The lanterns outside are being lit. Focus on that instead of the growing feelings in your heart and eyes Darkness… “For years, all my experiences were locked off in that room. While I was well read and well fed... I still dreamed of life outside those walls. Of a life full of adventures, just like the ones I’d read about in novels… the only place I was allowed to escape to. But every time I tried to leave home there was such heavy resistance from my father. I was once confined to my quarters for three weeks for even daring to greet a stranger that was my own age.”

Kazuma was clearly staring at me intently, “Shit. Your dad sounds like a hard ass.”

I kept quiet for that comment, not affirming his slander of my father but not denying it either. “On my 10th birthday, there was a particularly bad argument between us, though I can’t even remember what it was now. After he grounded me, in an act of rebellion I snuck out and climbed the huge tree that had grown in our garden, something I’d dreamed about for years looking at it out my window.” I was smiling down at the wooden table, a nail tracing the contours of the oak, “I remember that tree so vividly. Bark around my pampered fingertips. Dirt under my untouched nails. Leaves and twigs ruining my golden hair. And the feeling I might fall or get caught at any moment was so very exhilarating. And then… well, I did.”

“You got caught?”

“No, I fell.” I looked back to Kazuma to raise my arm up, then pointed his gaze to my elbow. “This is the scar, right down here. It’s barely visible now but the bones in my arm shattered when I landed on it. I don’t really remember what happened next, I think a maid found me and took me to our infirmary where three clerics healed me… and then there was my dad, angry and scared, yelling and crying, and once more confining me in my room for weeks.” Kazuma traced the skin gently with a frown. To this day it’s one of the few scars my body has sustained so it’s perhaps a rare sight that he missed on his various other explorations of my body. I gave his frowning concern a sad smile. “I suppose that that was the moment it all ‘went wrong’ per se. The rush of new feelings that happened when I fell from that tree. Pain was perhaps one of my first experiences with the real world, and so it was what I sought out for years. The ideas that would come with bringing me that next jolt of real experience.

“When I finally left home, being an adventurer just made sense. I convinced my friend Chris to start up as well, but she said she was too busy to go full time. Which led me to searching for my own party, then to you, and eventually the harsh words you love to yell at me… and I wouldn’t trade those experiences for anything.”

“Wow.” Kazuma exhaled, probably not expecting such a long answer about my masochism. “I don’t know whether to scold you or hug you.”

“The fact I don’t know which I’d prefer you to do shows how much you’ve changed me recently as well.” I gulped, knowing I was building to something didn’t make it any easier to say. “Part of me still feels all our adventures Kazuma. Ghosts of pain that float through me to lovingly tease me. Our battles with the toads, Beldir, Hans, Vanir, Sylvia, all of Megumin’s ‘explosion training’ she performs on me…”

“Megumin’s what training?!”

“It’s all slowly being overwritten. By you.” I smiled widely at him and he stared with wide eyes. “While pain was my body's first real experience, and some part of me knows it’ll always be masochistic… you’ve also shown me a new way to live. How intense a simple gesture can be when it’s from someone… you love.”

Kazuma looked stunned. I’d certainly confessed to him before, but I suppose a date changes the meaning a little.

He chewed on his thoughts for a moment.

Resolve in his eyes is growing.

He’s about to reject me. I just know it.

I don’t think my heart can handle this… can’t I live in this fantasy a little longer?

“Darkness… I-”

My mouth blurted out words before he could continue. “M-my turn on the question now, right?!”

A simple frown passed over his face before sighing and finishing the last few bites of his pie. “Sure, your turn. Anything you want to ask me?”

Phew, rejection averted. I calmed my thumping chest a little… though it was for nought. The question I wanted to ask him is making it rise again…

Because I had thought of a good question. One I had been wondering for a while now, but was almost scared of what the answer could be. Even if my ideas were for naught, surely this could be a blow to his ego? I wasn't sure, but no other question burned as greatly in my heart.

“Yes…” My hands clasped together under the table a little, trying to reassure myself this was what I wanted to ask. “But it might also get a bit personal…”

He nodded, “Good. Feel like I crossed a line somewhere back there so it's only fair. Besides, I don’t really have anything I wanna hide from you.”

“You say that… but I feel like you are hiding something from me.”

With a tilt of his head, Kazuma seemed confused, "Hm? Hiding something?"

“There's plenty you have yet to reveal about yourself. You’ve come to Axel with a Goddess, have a general idea of defeating the Demon King, a knowledge of incredible inventions, and claim to come from a land I can’t find on ANY map.”

His eyes went wide, his brow went sweaty, and I think he could anticipate my question as his frown grew quite deep. But I had to ask it, if I had actually hit a nerve then that meant an answer was out there. And I did really want to know...

“Satou Kazuma… who are you, really?”


“Wow.”

“Yeah... sorry, it’s a lot to take in.”

“...it is a bit…”

Kazuma had just explained that he wasn’t from here. He wasn’t from our world at all. He’d grown up in a land from the stars (or from alternate stars?) and was chosen from the heavens to help us defeat our war against the Demon King. Aqua was the item he’d chosen to help him in his quest, and though he was one of many heroes who had been called upon to save our land, he had somehow gotten the furthest in killing the generals. A whole universe away...

Currently we were walking around outside. The restaurant had closed for the evening, the band had gone home, but the two of us were still chatting away and not wanting to go home just yet. Walking hand in hand around the park while enjoying each other's company and discussing 'Japan'.

“It does explain pretty much everything. The Goddesses, the maddening contraptions, your weird attitude to everyday things.” I looked up at the starry sky in thought, “Another world... I wonder if I’ll get to see it one day?”

“I honestly have no idea.” He shrugged casually, not shutting down the idea completely. “If I could set up a day visit I would. If only to delete my internet history.”

I had no idea what those words meant, instead choosing to just walk with him a little longer. After a few moments of silence, he gave me a raised eyebrow. "That it? No questions about how more technologically advanced it is, or the implications of other worlds, nothing?"

"Not really. None of that matters." I admitted, squeezing him a little closer. "It sounds fascinating, but you're here with us now and I'm just grateful the heavens have brought us together in this way. Though I do wonder, perhaps if there's another version of me out there, in your universe? Would we be friends then too?"

Kazuma just smiled at me, "Lady, I don't even know how we're friends in this universe." He laughed, though I frowned a little bit he did qualify, "I mean, you're way too pretty and cool for me. You'd be off doing super fun helicopter rides or meeting Hollywood superstars..." He once more spoke gibberish, but I suppose that's how I've been speaking to him occasionally too? "But, if there a way that we happened to live next to each other, or you were a school friend... then I would have been hunting you down no matter what. Sometimes a guy's gotta shoot his shot."

We shared another tender embrace and kiss by a tree in a field. The park was absolutely empty at this time of night, but the shining stars and the lanterns from the surrounding city kept us illuminated well.

"And speaking of shooting shots," I giggled, walking backwards until my back was against the tree, spreading my legs and showing off my soggy panties in the darkness, "I think it's high time the two of us end this date off properly, don't you think?"

Chapter 64: Kazuma X Darkness (Part 5: Just the Two of Us)

Summary:

We can make it if we try~

Chapter Text

“I’m ready, Kazuma. Let us cap off this wonderful date with a union of flesh, please!” I begged, wagging my large rear at him while my hands stayed on the tree. It may have been chilly, but even without my warmth normality I was feeling the fire of passion in my loins. The park was dark and I couldn't see the look on his face properly, was it eagerness? I so hope so.

"Put your hands behind your back. Now."

The firmness in his voice, oh gosh was he about to dominate me? A truly lovely end to the evening! Treating me like dirt and destroying me is exactly how I wanted this to end. I obeyed instantly, and was rewarded with him taking a piece of cloth from his pocket and tying up my hands with it firmly. It was a very soft piece of fabric so it unfortunately didn't hurt, but the action was so exciting I didn't care. My hands were now trapped behind me, forcing me to stop bending and start leaning into the tree to support my weight.

His hand reached down and grabbed my dress, shifting the opening over to uncover my slit. The panties I wore were probably see through in better lighting, but he knew where he was going and let his long and manly finger slip past them and against my eager sex. A light teasing circular motion around my pussy while he pressed his body further into me.

"Kazuma... thank you for tonight." I swallowed, eager to begin what was next. "I can't wait for you to fuck me hard and fast!"

“I'm not gonna fuck you, Darkness.”

I blinked at him in confusion.

Were we... were we not building to this? Does he not want me? Is this him rejecting me?! I still couldn't see his eyes properly, not helped by him pinning me to the tree. “Y-you're not?”

“I'm not.”

I looked down at his hand still cupping my pussy and the finger knocking on my moistened door. “I, but, is there something… wrong?”

“No, nothing wrong. I’m just not going to fuck you.” Before I could ask him why he followed up with, “I’m going to make love to you.”

I smiled sweetly at his turn of phrase, sort of relieved this was still happening. “T-that’s fine, as long as it’s rough.”

Suddenly, he flipped me around and lowered me to the floor. My knees were weak and surprised, and my body still instinctively does what he says, so now I was open legged and on the floor with him kneeling in front of me with an odd smile on his face.

“That’s the difference, Darkness. It really won’t be.” He said. Kazuma's cadence was so strange, he wasn’t being angry or condescending, he was explaining himself so calmly like it was the simplest of ideas to understand. Keeping his movements slow, like moving the hair from my eyes, “I know how much you love feeling pain, but how does one truly hurt a woman so invincible? Slaps? Teases? No, nothing like that, she'd enjoy it too much." My heart was getting faster, fearing where he was going with this, "No, my instincts have told me your real weakness isn’t physical strength or me dominating you. It’s all the lovey dovey stuff. It’s me telling you how much you mean to me, while I stroke your hair and take my time properly preparing you for sex.”

“No! Please! I want-!”

“Of course I know what you want. ‘Harder! Faster! Right there! Ungh!’” My cheeks reddened at the half baked impression. He then poked me directly in the nose with his other arm on his hip, “Well, tough shit Darkness. You always tell me to have sex with you how I want, so that's just what I'm going to do. Sex tonight shall be done slowly. Delicately. Peacefully.”

I gulped, smiling back at him with a hopeful, if a bit worried, grin, “S-so it’s Darkness torture? I can get behi-”

“Stop trying to turn this into something it isn’t!” He barked with a laugh. “This isn’t a punishment, this isn’t your personal hell. You just have to be here with me. That’s it. First, I’m going to stroke your pussy for ten minutes, then kiss and lick it for another ten, and then, and only then, will I even think about penetrating you.”

I had to wait that long?! I struggled against the cloth grip, but my morals as a masochist made my hands refuse to break free. “Kazuma! Please think about what you are doing to me!”

He leaned down and kissed my forehead as his hand entered me. “What I’m doing is caring about you and showing you a good time without pain.” Kazuma snickered, hand once more finding my sex and beginning to lightly stroke it.

So here I was, about to experience some very... very mediocre s-slow, painlessss... "Haa..." I exhaled as his middle finger rubbed up and down my slit. His head had found my neck and was kissing me ever so gently. If anyone happened upon us they might think he was a vampire, though at least they would b-bite... "Nnhg!" Goddess. I can't even keep my inner thoughts on track.

"Ooohhh...." I moaned in his arms. The little motions he was making inside of me felt so powerful. Like he was squeezing me for my juices. He kept kissing my chest, lightly peppering me in his war on two fronts. The deepness he reached with just his fingers was amazing, my inner walls clamping around him as he dared to enter another tantalising digit into my body. "Keep... keep going..." My mouth begged before I could even think.

During his explanation I was worried that Kazuma's instincts had lost their touch. That they’d guided him to a sex act that would dry me up and splash a cold bucket of water on the fires of my loins.

That was not the case.

Kazuma’s fingers refused to let that fire die out.

His two fingers were exploring me ever so gently, but the constant state of teasing was so very torturously pleasurable. They swirled around inside of me, going just deep enough that my pussy was constantly leaking more. Hunting down my erogenous zones like someone chasing fireflies in the night, to him they were just so easy to see. His instincts always guiding him to where my pussy would feel the best, making me hump ever so slightly into his hand uncontrollably. The knight and heavy shield of the group being absolutely dominated by two fingers in her sex.

“So good... but, j-just a little harder?” I begged. It wasn’t to make it more pleasurable, he was managing that fine, if anything going harder would give me a break from the undying tortuous pleasure of this slow fucking.

It was also a beg that did not work on him at all. He ignored my pleas to look me dead in the face to say, “Did anyone ever tell you that you have beautiful eyes?”

“Guh!” I gasped out. How had that worked? How had such a simple compliment made his fingers feel ten times better? It was if he'd connected my heart to my pussy and was stroking both at the same time. I was such a wreck...

As he switched over hands, Kazuma also untucked my shirt to let my breast out into the open air. I gasped out, and it made him smile, "Look at you, this body sculpted by gods, but its weak to compliments. You're like the opposite of 'sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.'" I could only pant back in response as his mouth reached down and found my areola. Coupling it with a light flick of my clit, he sent such powerful surges into my body to collide with each other.

"Damn you're cute," He continued, cruelly complimenting me. "And the way your skin gets all pink on a spot I'm focusing on, that's really cute too. Like your body's telling me where you enjoy it." He giggled, taking a huge deliberate lick of my breast again to the point where it bounced back into place when he was done. My moan filled the empty park, unable to hold back from this pleasure.

I was a panting mess so soon after we'd started, I had no idea how long these ten minutes would be, would I be able to survive? “S-so it’s an edging torment then?”

“You wanna cum? Cum as much as you want.”

“W-waiiiiit!” His hand suddenly picked up an intense level of speed. The change of pressure and the sudden zaps that coursed through my body instantly brought me to climax. It didn't even rip through me, it was as if he knew exactly where to press into me to make my whole body light up naturally. A full curve into a speedy orgasm that sent my fluids squirting out and watering the peaceful grass.

“Fuuhhh… gguuhggoodd….” I exhaled long and longingly. My sweaty, blushing face panting up to the night sky as he smiled at me.

Kazuma reached down and pecked my forehead before licking his wet hand like an ice cream. “There, feel better? No torment here. I’m going to continue going slow now but anytime you wanna cum, just ask.”

I couldn’t argue or even request another orgasm so soon after the last one. Like a meek domesticated pet I just nodded and let him continue.

He was so cruel...

...didn't I want him to be cruel to me?...

...not like this though, he was being... mean in the wrong way...

But that doesn't make sense. Either he's cruel or he isn't. He's just... being too nice, and that's not what we want, right?

My body seems to be enjoying it. He kept giving me compliments, like how much he loved spending time with me, or complimenting how I was with the children earlier... and every time my body was sent reeling with unwanted pleasure. What was happening to me? Surely... surely this would be better if he was treating me rough? Him slamming his dick exactly how he wants to into my eager pussy?

I just don't understand what's happening...

“You look so lost," He sighed suddenly, "This isn't easy for me either. I’m having some real problems here not just pinning you down and ravaging you.”

He gestured down to his erection straining through his pants, I looked up with him with pleading eyes, “Then wh-”

“Because real shit’s worth taking time over.” He cut me off sternly. “I’ve spent too much time keeping you at arms length by just gobbling you up whenever you asked. This time I’m cooking you to perfection. I’m taking the time to get to see all your reactions on that pretty face.”

I lightly bit into my lip, having to look away from his intense stare, “S-stop complimenting me at least…”

“You want me to stop?” He asked, “You want me to stop telling you I think your face is beautiful? You want me to stop telling you that you make my heart race when you smile at me? You want me to stop telling you how much I’ve found myself enjoying hanging out with you? How much you mean to me? How you’ve actually made a shut in consider his future happiness and even what our kids might look like? Cause if you honestly want me to stop I’ll stop.”

...

...if I was being honest?

“...no…”

“Yeah, didn’t think so.” He said sassily, though he still retreated his hand from my pussy, “But I will anyway. Ten minutes is up, it’s time for some cunning linguistics.”

That had only been ten minutes?! I... I almost forgot we had another ten before he'd fuck me.

His hot breath found my boiling pussy. I could see him lick his lips, his anticipation for eating me out was high. I was still happy I'd added me tasting good so early, but right now the idea of more teasing was almost scary.

Fears that weren't alleviated from his first lick.

Instead of going deep, he just tapped the surface. His tongue felt amazing, a real jolt of pleasure went through me at his taster's touch, but that lack of action was driving me crazy.

I just wanted it to be a bit rougher...

"...normally you'd be rougher..."

My eyes shot open.

Did I really say that out loud? The words had tumbled from my mouth before I realised I was saying them. Oh god, had I ruined the gentle Kazuma? That isn't what I wanted either...

I looked down to the boy between my legs. His expression was impossible to read in the lack of light.

"Well Darkness, there's only one thing I have to say to that."

I gasped out as his tongue gently moved from my asshole all the way up to my clit. The slow motion sent my pussy into spasms all the way up, and I feared I'd crush Kazuma's head as my thighs flung about.

How... this wasn't rougher at all...

"I don't give a shit about what's 'normal'. This is happening my way, deal with it."

Kazuma flashed his iconic grin up at me. My heart couldn't help but skip a beat at how incredible he was, to completely ignore reality changing affects through stubbornness and determination. Was there anything I could do to actually stop him?

As his tongue once more began flicking against my sex, I surmised probably not.

Right now my head was leaning up against the tree bark, and the rest of my body was curved with my legs spread. My arms were still behind me and Kazuma's face was very low to the ground as he licked and slurped my heated pussy. The grass was short and the ground was dry yet pliable, so we weren't even getting very dirty. It was almost as comfortable as a bed, unless that was just how Kazuma was making me feel.

It was slow, but his tongue did start making progress inside of me. Uncovering my innards like a delicate operation. It was probably just the mood I was in, but his tongue almost felt like it was reaching deeper inside me than usual. My head was rolling around, unable to make my neck stay still as his licks and laps slowly dug their way into my core.

Maybe gentle wasn't sooo bad...

In this quiet section of the world, Kazuma was just licking away. The boy I'd always considered selfish and rude, was now trying his hardest to make me feel like I was this super important woman. Couldn't he see I didn't deserve this treatment? I was a lowly masochistic pervert. But with each lick I felt so... held. So... weak in his arms. So... cared for.

It was if all my dreams were coming true, yet the knowledge this was building to a rejection still loomed over us. Kazuma was so special, why would he choose me?

But this fantasy felt so good to indulge in...

A world where I could be happy with him like this?

Even a simple glimmer into that reality made my heart thump hard in my chest. I hadn't even needed to request it this time as my orgasm once more blossomed through Kazuma's skilled tongue. The adventurer managing to keep licking even as I let loose another blast of liquid from my pussy, riding my climax out to make it even greater. Just making me lose myself to his tongue as the gentle licks kept me buzzed and close to climax without needing to indulge in anything rougher.

I was already exhausted by the time he finished licking. Even my bind had tired, letting my hands fall to my sides in delirious freedom.

"Mm, such a tasty girl." He said while licking his lips. "Feeling any better?"

“Kazuma…” I panted, “This has been... wonderful, but surely you want to up the ante a little now, right?" I was basically begging him with my eyes as my hips began to move up and around to present my ample rear to him, "Please treat a girl to a well earned spanking?"

He just continued to frown, “Why?” Kazuma bluntly shot back, grabbing my torso and pushing me back into the missionary position. “You were having fun with gentle, weren't you? Why do you need me to hurt you so much?”

“I...” My voice trailed off, looking away from his disapproving expression, “...I said why… when I fell from the tree-”

“You think pain is the peak of your experiences cause you felt it first. That pain is some great new thing you didn't get so now you want it most,” He summarised sarcastically, “That might be what you believe, but it also sounds like bullshit, doesn’t it? A lame attempt to make your kink accepted." He growled, jabbing a finger into my temple, "Know what I think? I think Daddy's little girl is used to getting everything she wants, and gets all weird as soon as someone says otherwise. You get stubbornly serious that it's something you need when you could be happy with what you have."

"What? N-no! I-"

"If I recall you've also said you’ve been thoroughly enjoying pleasure with our sex, not pain. So why do you need it now?”

I felt like a timid schoolgirl being chewed out by a teacher, “I-I do like pleasure... but, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be hurt as well! Your instincts-”

His arms were crossed, adamantly standing up against my pleas, “They don’t know everything. And they won’t be able to tell me WHY you want to be hurt.”

“I don’t know…” I babbled, grabbing a handful of my hair that had draped over my shoulder and stroking it, “I just, I just like it… pain mixes well with pleasure. It's hard to explain! Don’t I deserve it?”

“You think you DESERVE to be hurt?”

“N-no!” I shot back reflexively before thinking about the question, “Well, I mean, maybe?”

He frowned down at me.

I tried my hardest to keep the mood up, uncovering my other breast for him, “Don’t you want to take out your frustrations with my body? I’m so bad at hitting things, I cause you nothing but trouble by moaning all the time.”

His frown deepened. Almost a sadness over his face as he looked down at my wreck of a being.

“Don’t… don’t look at me like that…” I whimpered, barely able to look at him. Instead, I just spun myself again so he could get to my ass, “Come on, I just want a little spanking…”

“No way.” He bluntly replied, pushing my hips back to the grass.

“W-why not? I'd get a spanking, norm-! Er, usually.”

"I told you, I don't give a shit about whatever's 'normal'." He growled in growing annoyance, pushing my waist back down. “You don’t deserve it.”

“Yes! I do-!”

Before I could raise my hips again, Kazuma's body crashed into mine suddenly. Strong arms wrapping tightly behind my back as I landed against the tree. His chest squeezing itself into mine. Breathing, tempered, and upset.

“Darkness! Just stop it!”

I was confused, worried I’d gone too far somewhere. He kept his hug tight as I stayed stunned to his body. Just lightly stroking his back in hopes he was okay. “Kazuma?”

He didn’t budge. His voice a hot whisper against my neck. “...you can’t just tell me you hate yourself and expect me to take it sitting down.” Kazuma growled into my shoulder, deepening the hug. I didn’t know what to do. Whether I had to console him or apologise or anything.

Luckily my choice was null anyway, he disconnected the hug so he could finally unzip his trousers and unveil his sexy meat stick. He flipped my dress up and I quickly spread myself wide. It was an odd mood to start, but I was long past ready.

“I only have one plan. I’m so goddamn shit at working with other people’s emotions,” He grunted, rubbing his cockhead over my drenched slit, “so I’m going to try and get through to you using the only language you speak: Sex!”

And with that he plunged into me. Slowly spreading my lips apart as my pussy ate its favourite meal. Slowly pushing into my red hot insides. Slowly… really really slowly. This was torturously calm, like he was trying me for the first time.

Sure Kazuma’s dick was thick and hard enough to feel good, but it wasn’t the roughness my body still demanded.

And he knew that.

“You told me that the ghosts of previous pain still hurt you. But pleasure can overwrite these ghosts.” He huffed in near anger, shifting the hair on my head to the other side so he could take a long lick of my face, “So the only stupid idea my stupid brain came up with is to keep destroying all the ghosts in your system with the calmest possible sex until you don’t even remember what it feels like to stub your goddamn toe!” He roared to the skies, “Get ready for the most sensual and calming pleasure ride of your life!”

I knew he was serious when his cock collided with my innermost sensitive spot. Even though the speed was lacking, the impact REALLY wasn’t. Something about the power and determination he struck my cervix with made my entire body sizzle and squirm. Somehow, by just continuing the strike at his pace and pushing even further into me than I’d ever felt him before… I came hard on his dick. Clenching my teeth as saliva and pussy juice cascaded out of my various holes.

His penis scraped my insides back out with a lot more purpose. Badgering all my sensitive points and making me see stars, even without a forceful attack. He was just too good at making me feel everything he wanted me to feel.

Like an expert lumberjack he moved back and forth with such amazing strength, yet impeccable precision. Never overextending and hurting me. He was forcing such sensitivity across my body.

It was almost maddening. Anytime I bucked my hips, he would move with me to make sure it was always at his pace. Anytime my hands reached up around him to try and push him in quicker he’d slowly take my hands away and kiss them tenderly. Still pumping his hips away slowly while distracting me with new sensations.

It did feel amazing. I cannot deny his plan to force pleasure upon pleasure on me was working. The massive cock just wouldn't let up its sweeping embrace of my heated passage. Though it was slow, it was still making my extraneous limbs squirm uncontrollably, it had that level dominance over my soul. My fingers and toes would curl and clamp the low drone of constant pumping. My eyes would twist and lose focus while I tried to catch my breathe. And my nipples managed to catch every minor brush against his skin to send another burst into my being.

But it could still be better, right?

“Kazuma…” I pleaded. “Faster. Harder. Anything… please…”

“Shush.”

Perhaps as punishment for asking for more, Kazuma ignored my request and instead dove deep inside my pussy to rest. Letting both of us twitch away at the quiet stimulation while his sword was sheathed. He instead turned his attention to just making out with my neck. I kept myself pinned to the tree to let him do what he wanted, hoping he’d take the hint to reward my subservience. In a way he did… my abs were soon being soothingly massaged with his thumbs. I couldn’t help but moan, and I could feel his smile in my neck while his tongue flicked around my skin.

The pleasure was maddening. Slow and precise and completely different from what I’m used to receiving from Kazuma.

But surely it could be improved…

I gently moved his head up to mine, kissing him passionately (and to show I did still enjoy what he was giving to me), keeping his face busy with a duel of tongues. Without him realising, my hand moved to my nipple and began twisting i-

SNAP!

“Stop it.” He hissed into my mouth, his hand had totally captured my wrist and stopped me from doing even the most basic of damage to my areola. “No means no Darkness.”

“B-b-but… I, I just…” I blubbered, not understanding these harsh rules. Surely the pain would make sense right now? Why weren’t his instincts kicking in…?

“If you want to fiddle with something…” Kazuma guided my hand up to his hair, letting me run my fingers through it. “...then grip onto me. I’m the one about to take you for a ride.” He smirked before his fingers crawled down much further down than my areola. “Let’s start with this.” He whispered intensely before lightly grazing my clitoris.

I gasped out a choked breath. Wanting to scream, the feelings were so intense. I was already a sweaty pile in his hands, now all my nerves were alighting in passion. His other set of fingers traced my spine, as if guiding the pleasure up to my brain while also bringing my body closer to his. Though my height was clearly on record, I always felt so small when I was with Kazuma, in a good way. Like his grand perverted soul was blanketing me.

“Kazumaaa~!” I cried out, twisting in place when his pelvis began to move again. Each thrust still only compounding my problem. Kazuma moving at a pace that might have been able to hurt me, yet the pleasure was so intense nothing was getting through. A wall of good feelings, crescendoing quickly and conclusively.

“K-KAAZZ ~UU~ MMMMMM… AH~!!!”

He rode out my orgasm with the same intensity. Letting me shudder and convulse in his arms with no judgement. Struggling through the pain I was forcing on him with my strength, but bravely ignoring it for my sake. Just slowing down enough for my breath to catch up.

So here we were. Me against the tree, him still inside me. Demanding I only feel good.

Why? This had to be some torturous fun for him.

There had to be some angle I wasn’t seeing, like he wanted the knowledge of how easy it was to bully me with his dick.

But why? He knew that already, didn’t he?

Why go through all the trouble? I don’t get it!

WHY?!

“...why…”

He looked at me, still panting and barely hearing my single syllable. “Darkness?”

Fingers shifted my hot sweaty hair from my face… only to find a different bodily fluid leaking from my eyes. “Why Kazuma… why are you doing this to me?” I sniffled, trying to push back the tears with my palms to look a little less pathetic.

He sighed. A look on his face that seemed to know this was coming.

And I feared what was coming too. Tears flowing even harder from fear of rejection.

“It was an attempt… at some therapy.”

I recoiled slightly in shock. “T-therapy?”

He nodded, still inside me but not having the fun he should have. A sombre and calm Kazuma. “Darkness... during the night of the Succubae, when we were in the basement, you told me you hated yourself. I've seen you throw digs at yourself before for whatever masochistic reason in the moment, but for the first time… it kinda looked like you meant it.” His voice was firm but concerned, like he’d been thinking of his words for a while. Looking at me with sadness as he spoke about that night, “You just… crumpled up. I’ve seen you collapse from overworking yourself or even from your own horniness, but this time you looked so… sad. The wall we all lean on was completely defeated. For once I didn’t want to sigh, turn my back and pretend I didn’t know you, I wanted to bundle you in my arms until your smile returned.”

“...”

“You put a lot of things into perspective when you admitted to hating yourself.” He continued, seeing my lip quivering as I couldn’t find the words to speak. “I was never against your masochism when I thought it was something you enjoyed. Hell, for a moment a part of me even thought that this self hate could have been some form of advanced sexual thrill. Ultimate self loathing for a masochist, but… but that’s not it, is it?”

“...”

“I dunno if keeping you in that room for all those years as a kid did something to you. Maybe your brain relates fights with your Dad or with me into signs of affection. Maybe you have survivor's guilt, rich person guilt, or just regular old guilt. Maybe falling from that tree rattled stuff that never fixed. But…” he trailed off, looking just as emotional as my heart was feeling but struggling through it better than I ever could. “but I was worried that somewhere along the way, something made you feel unworthy of someone caring about you.”

He took a beat, looking into my wide tear stained eyes. It was almost getting hard to see him. The water was so intense, even when he tried to wipe them clear. It almost looked like he had his own tears.

“I… I couldn't shake the idea that you thought pain was the only thing you felt you deserved, which crossed too many wires in your head when it came to loss and love and life… look, I’m really not an expert on any of this, but... but if you REALLY can't love yourself, then I'll have to do enough Darkness appreciation for both of us... so let me tell you right now, conclusively, that...”

“Kazuma… I… I...” My brain was totally overwhelmed. A fear of rejection still overlaid my heart and forced me to wince away in anticipation.

But he cupped my face, opening my eyes to the intense look that bore down into my soul. Saying the four words that I’d always wanted, but never dreamed I’d hear.

“I love you, Lalatina.”

My tears wouldn’t stop streaming down my face. Words failed me, an unholy wail escaping my mouth as the world seemed to spin around me. Kazuma anchored me down, smothering my body with his as he let me leak as much as I needed.

Because he loved me.

I couldn’t even really tell you why I was crying. My emotions were everywhere right now, maybe I was extremely happy or just in shock. I’d just gotten the one thing I’d dreamed about for so long yet my body felt overwhelmed. The aim at rubbing myself into his chest was to hide my ugly crying but he dragged me up by the chin to smile at me before we locked tear drenched lips.

Because… he loved me…

And so we stayed. Hugging and kissing for minutes and minutes. At some point I stopped howling and just let it all soak in. Feeling his… his love course through me. It felt so warm. So intoxicatingly strong. It was almost unreal how I was feeling.

And even with getting everything I ever wanted, my body wanted that little bit more while euphoria ran high.

I bucked my hips, they were asking Kazuma to get his meat moving again. He listened, and responded, beginning another round of beautiful movement inside me. My pussy was just gushing at him, leaking as much as my face was. A thought had travelled down to the brain in my crotch, saying simply ‘this is the sensitive tool of the man who loves you’ and it had taken that thought and ran with it, turning everything up so high in sensitivity as it squeezed the love back into him.

At some point my voice returned to me and I babbled out a question, “T-this isn’t at t-trick, r-right? A dream?”

To which he lightly bonked our foreheads together.

“Oi. You’re gonna hurt my feelings by asking questions like that.” He chuckled, but before I could let out an apology he just gently pushed his dick onto my cervix to shut me down with my own deep moan. “How low is your self confidence that you can’t even take a confession at face value? No. This isn’t a trick, it isn’t a dream, and yes, I still love you.”

I gulped back enough feelings to respond this time. “I-I love you too, Kazuma! ~Ah!~ S-sorry I’m such a messsss!” I hissed, still caught between the heart and pussy that he was massaging so well.

He moved me up off the tree, a more cowgirl position where he could take full advantage of my quaking body. “I’ll take a beautiful mess over a perfect bore any day of the week.” He chuckled.

It seemed Kazuma wasn’t as unbeatable as he was trying to act. I could feel his cock surging inside me more now, he was pumping a little harder and losing that gentle touch that he’d been using on me.

And yet, no pain was felt at all.

His confession just kept repeating in my head. Each time he slid into me, it played again. No matter how strong the thrust, nor how deep the attack, it only felt like he was kissing my heart. Making me feel so alive, so weak, so excited, so… loved.

I couldn't help pushing him onto his back. My excitement was too high as we rolled around the grass together. Something about it just was too good to stop. I was kissing him and riding him cowgirl one second, and then letting him ram into my side the next. All our favourite positions, one after the other, almost subconsciously at this point. His thick dick was too amazing at sex. He was literally scooping out all my insides to make himself a home in... in the woman he loved. My heart was in utter disbelief that this world was real.

“Kazuma…” I panted into his face, leaking tears and sweat onto him. His teeth were grinding to hold back his orgasm, but I didn’t want that anymore. “PLease cum in me! I love you too! I don’t want you to h-hold back, PleaaAAse!!”

“Alright then!” He agreed, speeding up somewhat in his strikes. “Won’t be long Darkness! I want you to feel real real good now, okay!?”

“YESIWILL!” I sang out. “Do it! Do it DO IT DO ITDOITOIT YYYEAAASSSSSS!!!!”

The feeling of his love surging into me will not be one I will soon forget. This more than any other time, I could feel my insides open up to him. I could feel that door unlock to let in the flood of Kazuma’s cum as much as possible. Heat exploded into my core, each new rope of jism filling me more than I thought I could fit. Splashing it’s sticky substance around my insides as he poured more and more into my welcoming hole. Obviously it set off another orgasm for me. Even under regular circumstances, Kazuma’s man seed was my pussy's favourite food, but now? Cum and a confession? I feared I might never stop orgasming. It was drawn out for so long. I just kept shaking on top of him. Eris praise, he held me up and rode it out for the whole time. And after we’d both exhausted ourselves, we collapsed again onto the tree.

Kazuma thonked his head a little too hard on the wood, letting out a singular: “Ow.”

We looked at each other, and couldn’t help but laugh.

Two idiots. Together forever.

“Feeling better?” He asked after a few minutes of recovery, repositioning us slightly so I was leaning on his shoulder while we watched the quiet night sky.

“Much.” I replied honestly. “You’re such an amazing person Kazuma.”

He chuckled, then grinned quite wide. “Yeah, I am pretty great, aren’t I? There were some lines in there that sounded so cool, I surprised even myself!” He laughed proudly, there was the scummy, moment ruining side of him I loved, it just made me snuggle into him harder. His face softened a bit from the self praise as his more genuine smile graced me. “I’m just glad we were able to talk about all this.”

“Me too. My soul feels much less burdened thanks to you…” said I before sighing a little wistfully, “Though, I suppose I better say goodbye to masochism now...”

Kazuma rolled his eyes at me and then pinched my nipple hard. I yelped in painleasure, “AIP! W-wha-?!”

“I wasn’t saying masochism is evil, ya idiot. A Darkness without masochism sounds cursed as fuck.” He shuddered, “I just wanted to get rid of all those ‘pain echoes’ or whatever you called them. They were filled with your self loathing and making you all depressed. Masochism is only bad when you have a bad mental state.” His hand gently grabbed mine and guided it to his mouth, “We still need you to be our amazing tank, and no sense in making you stop enjoy your role. But now, hopefully, whenever you get those echoes in your body, you’ll know…” Teeth very lightly dug into my index finger, or maybe it was as hard as he could bite, my skin is rather tough… but the suckling he did after I definitely felt, “You’re not feeling pain because you deserve to be hated, you’re feeling pain cause you… you know, deserve to be l-loved.” He looked back at the stars with a blush, apparently feeling embarrassed for saying something so beautiful.

I nearly cried again right then. “Thank you…”

A tired smile was thrown back at me, “It’s alright. Besides, you’re gonna have to learn to live with all my bullshit as well. I’m not as godlike as the religions say I am.”

“I knew that already.” I hummed, earning a half frown in my direction. “You chose me so I can already tell you’re not very smart.”

My smile spread to him only slightly, “Hardy har. Which one of us are you insulting now? I’ve lost track.”

“Yeah… me too.” I giggled, snuggling back in his arms. “Say it again please?”

A short exhale of breath escaped him before he said those lovely words again. “I love you, Lalatina.”

Thankfully I was out of tears now or else just that might have set me off.

“I love you too, Kazuma.”

After one last kiss to shut us both up I was finally satisfied. The two of us sitting back and watching as the dark sky slowly filled with stars, capping off this wonderful date.

Chapter 65: In the Dead of Night

Chapter Text

Ft!

Kazuma fell sideways onto the grass.

I blinked awake. We'd been snuggling so contently, though he probably wanted to change positions or sneakily move away to urinate.

I had no idea what the time was, though it couldn't have been more than a couple hours since the sun had yet to rise on us.

"Hey, Kazuma~" I cooed, reaching over and stroked his stomach under his shirt, "I got another in me if you do~"

He was lying awfully still.

"Kazuma?"

I shook him.

He didn’t respond.

"K-Kazuma?"

Once more I shook him, this time moving his head.

Inside his forehead was a glowing white arrow.

Blood dribbled down his head, his eyes were rolled back, his mouth was agape... and though it wasn't the first time I'd seen him like this... something about it made me scream to the heavens.

“KAZUMA!”

Chapter 66: The Revival of Satou Kazuma?

Summary:

The night goes on.

Chapter Text

"Why couldn't you just talk to me?!"

"You betrayed my trust, and everything I stand for! I didn't WANT to talk to you!"

Aqua was having a bad night.

What had started with yelling had devolved quickly into absolute madness. No one remembered who threw the first punch but as soon as it had happened? Well...

The entire top half of the mansion was now completely destroyed.

Sylvia and Xara were in full on war mode, not caring about what they broke in their long battle. Sylvia was so mad that she'd been left alone for so long by the Succubus, while Xara had never forgiven the chimera for joining the Demon King. Neither was budging on their beliefs on the situation, neither wanted to hear the other out, and both were far too strong for anyone to even get close to their battle.

Succubus claws swiped towards chimeran stomach, barely dodging. Brown tentacles wrapped around Xara's leg to throw her off her balance, only to be burned back by a fire breath skill that the Queen had learned years prior from her incubus husband. It was back and forth like this. Years of knowledge from the leaders kept neither from gaining any ground.

The situation was not helped by some of the monster girls engaging in smaller fights with the succubae. The more reasonable ones were trying to calm their leaders down, but so much was happening it was hard to keep track. Aqua had thankfully managed to get Lily to escape with Sena, but such a small win out of so much loss felt numbing.

Lasers were shot, flames roared around, and the home that Aqua had loved for years was crumbling around her.

She just wanted to have a fun night of girls to forget about Kazuma and Darkness. And though Tifa, Aerith, and Wiz had come around, they were part of the chaos now. Anger was boiling up inside her at the two demons.

But all of it, every second of madness stopped in an instant. All when they all heard a piercing scream to cut.

"AQUA!!!!!"

Darkness burst into the destroyed living room carrying Kazuma’s limp body. Aqua spun around to see it and her heart just sank. They'd all seen Kazuma dead before, but something about the coupling of a very upset Darkness was heart wrenching. The limp body in her arms with tears on her face, falling to her knees with a begging look for someone to help her.

All the fighting stopped immediately. A sudden crowd of gasps and worried expressions flooded to go towards the weeping blonde.

"HEY! Back off! Give her some space!" Aqua barked, leading the pack quickly going to Darkness and helping her rest Kazuma's corpse onto the floor. She inspected the damages, a single glowing arrow in his forehead. Clean, clearly targeted strike. "Who did this-?"

The distressed blonde shook her head, “Happened while we were sleeping.” She sobbed, “Should have been me... my body’s so strong but never there when he needs me…”

“Darkness, it’s okay.” Aqua quickly reassured putting her hand on Darkness' shoulder. “I can just resurrect him, remember? He’ll be back up and insulting us in like two seconds.”

She nodded to her through the sobs. Though with the confirmation of his health, the rest of the room began to leap into action. Wiz was quick to wrap her arms around Darkness for support, letting the woman ball into her breast for comfort while stroking her hair sympathetically. Some of the monsters that were not used to seeing him like this and were comforting the others. Xara and Sylvia both snapped into commander mode.

"Search the perimeter, the enemy might still be lurking!" The two said in unison to their respective forces. A small glare passed each other's eyes, but they kept their focus on Kazuma. The succubae and the more mobile monster girls quickly set off to try and find the one that had killed their leader's lover. Even Tifa ran off to try and help where she could.

Meanwhile, Aerith had also approached Aqua, "Anything I can do to help? I'm also a good healer."

The Goddess was already scanning over the dead body, hands glowing as she worked. “Thanks, I might need it. Brain repair is trickier, a lot of small parts that need healing,” She mumbled, making Darkness sob a little harder before she raised her hands in defence. “B-but that’s just to say it won’t be an instant fix! He’ll be absolutely fine Darkness, give me a few minutes!”

Knowing brains pretty good as well, Svobena reached forward to tap the most important part to move: the arrow. But in doing so she recoiled back in pain from a simple touch, "Owchie! That thing stings!"

With a confused look on her face, Aqua followed the same action, lightly tapping the skull intruder.

"Huh? It didn't hurt me-?"

Sheen!

His body glowed white. Pure unadulterated white, stronger than any time Aqua had resurrected him in the past. The whole room had to back away from the intense blinding light that surrounded everything. Shielding themselves and each other as Kazuma's body rose to the sky.

“I thought you said it would take a few minutes!”

“That isn’t me!”

Kazuma’s whole being exploded in pure blinding brightness. A small beacon of white could be seen for miles around as he lit up the night sky. And then, as quickly as it had arrived, the glow vanished. The boy who had died quickly drifting down from his elevated position to stand there and brush himself off. Not an arrow in his head, nor a care in the world.

Darkness was the first to try and greet him, getting to her feet, “Kazuma! Y-you’re alive!”

As she tried to hug him, he put a hand onto her face. Pushing the strong girl back without even really looking at her. There was almost a bored expression to his look, “Yes babe, tis I. Your boyfriend and etcetera.”

“...w-what?”

Everyone had gotten to their feet now, but all were growing worried of Kazuma's new disposition. "Um, Kazuma? Are you okay?" Wiz asked, stepping up next to the bewildered Darkness.

He clicked his tongue at the lich. Instead of responding, Kazuma went to shake Aqua's hand. Taking it quickly amongst a room wide confusion, “Well done Lady-uh, I mean, regular Aqua. You healed me perfectly! Like you always do. I feel as fit as a fiddle, yessiree!”

Aqua just blinked at him as well. “P-perfectly?”

No one truly knew what was happening. He was back, but it was unknown how, and they were all growing worried that the arrow had broken something inside the boy that hadn't been like that before. He continued to look around, grimacing slightly at Xara and Sylvia and almost completely ignoring the smouldering remains of his mansion. He didn't scorn, or rage, or nag, or whine. Kazuma just nodded at the house like it was always like this.

"It is good to be home after dying like that. I'm sure it was just a training exercise gone wrong, nothing to worry about everyone!" He loudly announced, walking towards the exit doors and rudely shoving Darkness and Wiz out the way, “I would like to adjourn to my bedroom alone tonight, I’m feeling tired after being revived. Please exc-”

"That isn't Kazuma."

All eyes looked back to Svobena. The purple mind reader glaring at the revived boy with glowing hair tentacles rattling.

His body slammed against the door before he could open it. His face smushed against the wood, his arms bent behind his back. And if this boy had the ability to look back he’d see a very enraged Darkness scowling at him with the rage of a thousand snarling Demon Kings.

“Who. The Fuck. Are you?!”


"BAH!" Kazuma yelled. Just like when he was 'hit by a tractor' he was surprised to find himself waking up in an empty heavenly realm. "I died?!" He groaned, slumping back in the chair he so constantly found himself in. "...I think I know why. It was because of the potion from Wiz I drank, yeah?" He asked a little louder, looking around the empty space waiting for Eris or someone to appear. "...I only drank it cause it said I'd be more 'emotionally available'... meant it was easier to talk to Darkness about my feelings n shit..."

He continued to look around. The silence of heaven starting to bother him.

"...it said there was a side effect of 'spilling my guts' as a dumb double entendre thing..."

More silence. He got up and began quietly moving around, inspecting the empty chair of Eris.

"...thought that meant that..." nothing behind the chair either, silence still echoing, "...that it meant like, vomit or shitting. Not that I'd actually... die. Alright, what the hell is going on here?!" He barked, putting his hands on hips with sass, "HELLO~! ANYONE OUT THERE~?!"

..tap tap tAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP!

Kazuma had just enough time to spin around to practically catch a running goddess in his arms. "Woah! Bout time I get some service arou-"

"Kazuma! I'm sorry, I tried to warn you but... but I didn't know she'd do this!" She exclaimed, pushing his chest as hard as she could, "Just run! She's coming!"

Suddenly, he heard a thumping. Loud, deep, rumbling. As if a monster was banging on the walls of his mind. A bright orange circle appearing above them, freezing Kazuma to the place in fear even as Eris tried to shove him.

"What?! W-who?!"

"My boss!"


The fake Kazuma didn’t even squirm under my assault. There was a sigh, and a shuffle to look me in the eye over his shoulder, but no attempt at escape was made. Where would he even go? Me, Aqua, Aerith, Xara, Sylvia, Wiz, Svobena, and a few other monsters and succubae were all looming around the only exit door and ready to pounce if a single wrong move was made.

“Ugh, I’m not taking this as a loss. You moved his body before I had a chance to possess him and keep this whole thing hidden." The fake whined nonchalantly, "Just snipe him when he's asleep, take over his body, and I'd be out by morning. Not my fault you apparently weigh a thousand pounds.”

My anger only grew, not from the insults, just from this thing keeping Kazuma away from me every second. “I said, who are you?”

Fake Kazuma ignored my anger. And ignored the growing pressure I was applying to Kazuma’s arm, damn near breaking the thing yet not even a grunt escaped his lips. “Ugh. Is this what being human is like? I can feel the mortality drip off me by the second. And being a man sooo doesn’t fit with my im-”

“ANSWERS!”

“Fine. Stubborn mortals. Let me down and I’ll tell you.” Fake Kazuma rolled his eyes. I cautiously followed his request, but kept my rageful look at him as he explained. “Your stupid boytoy is having a meeting with our boss.”

"Your 'boss'?" Sylvia was matching my anger now, shaking her fist at the fake. “Quit playing dumb! Tell us who you work for!”

There was a pause as fake Kazuma scowled at the tall woman. Almost looking like he refused to answer her, “You all should know who it is. Lady Aqua has the same boss.” The fake spat back, shocking all of us as we turned to the bluenette. “Though maybe the rumours are right and you’ve basically abandoned us for this… thing.” Fake Kazuma gestured to their body.

Aqua looked flustered at the growing number of eyes on her. “M-Me?! I’m not working for any damn possession demons!”

“...that’s because it’s not a demon.” Said Xara in sudden realisation. “There’s an angel in you, isn’t there?”

The fake Kazuma gave a disgusted look. “Don’t talk to me, filthy demonic beast." He once more growled, all but confirming the truth. There was some resistance from Sylvia to 'not talk to her like that' but I was too busy thinking about what this all meant.

A glowing white arrow, a strange resurrection, a new attitude towards demons, it all lined up. The real question is: "Why? Why are you here and not Kazuma?!"

"Not telling."

Xara slammed her fist into the door just above Fake Kazuma. “Listen here, you angelic shit-stain. I will rip you apart limb by limb if you do not return my beloved to me immediately!”

“Then you’d be beating this body for no reason.” It responded nearly casually. “I disconnected myself from his nervous system, so anything you do to me I won’t feel. So you can whine and scream all you want, but all you'll be doing is hurting this awful flesh sack you all seem to care about so much." He grimaced, pinching his cheek hard and poking himself in the eye without a single reaction. "Oh, and if you kill me there’s no other souls coming to inhabit this corpse, so you may as well all sit tight.”

...

Sit tight?

"SIT. TIGHT?!"

Even with the lack of feeling, I could see fear in Kazuma's stolen eyes.

I grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the mostly destroyed room. Dodging multiple monsters as his body rag dolled along into the left half of our broken couch. The only light was the flickering flames of our ruined home that illuminated me as I walked towards him.

"Normally, even if you have 'disconnected yourself' from Kazuma, you will still feel all the pain he felt as soon as you return to heaven." I told this fake, making his eyes bulge in sudden worry, "So unless you want me to make the next few hours a nightmare of eventual hell, then I suggest telling us everything you know."

I could have just normalised his mouth to speak truth, but I was in no mood to sympathise with my date's killer. Feeling nothing as he flustered his arms back and forth.

"I-I-I don't know anything! I swear! I was just following my orders!" The panicked angel spluttered. "Kill this guy and possess him until I get the all clear from upstairs to let him go!"

I cracked my knuckles.

"Nnngg... Fine! I-I think our boss wants to have words with him about his harem, maybe judge him a little. Might take five minutes, might take fifty years, b-but that's all I know!"

Oh no.

Was this my fault? Was my involvement in bringing two goddesses into my harem a heavenly problem? I had to get up there and make sure they know it's my fault. Even if I have to admit to everything, Kazuma shouldn't be punished for my mistakes. And there was no way I was going to sit here for even the five minutes, let alone wait fifty years for him to return.

But first, let's bring him home.

"Alright. It's normal for Kazuma to return to his body immediately once you leave, so begone. Return to heaven."

Fake Kazuma just rolled his eyes at me. “Look, you're scary but not as scary as doing a bad job! You can't get me to leave! I have a job to do and I’m no-”

WHUMP!

My fist impacted Kazuma's chest. "I said begone."

Silence.

Kazuma's body was once more empty, falling limp against the chair.

"Holy shit, Darkness." Aerith mumbled, breaking the silence of the room. I looked back to see somewhat scared faces. As embarrassing as it was to be that level of feared, Kazuma would be back soon and that was all I cared about, not the feelings of his killer.

Which is why it was so strange that nothing was happening.

"I said it was normal for Kazuma's soul to come back to his body right now." Nothing.

Something was stopping his soul. And I'd just killed the one person with any answers. There was no way to know what was happening and I felt absolutely terrified.

“Aqua! Can you get us up there?! Into heaven?!"

The bluenette was looking really worried, "No! I can't even get myself back to heaven as a Goddess!" She explained, biting her knuckle in worry. "Darkness, I'm really worried about Kazuma!"

"Me too..." I agreed, looking around the room. "I need to get up there somehow and find out what happened to him."

Sylvia was the one to have a clear head. "Oi... don't you think we should sit down and think about this? For all we know, heaven will return Kazuma soon!"

"Tch, sure. You're the one to 'think things through'." Xara hissed sarcastically under her breath.

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

The two began fighting, right up in each other's faces while Aerith and Bova tried to talk to them. I had no idea what that was about but wasn't in the mood to care. Kazuma was trapped in heaven, and I had to rescue him.

As morbid as it was... there was one way to heaven. The same way Kazuma got there... but no guarantee I wouldn't end up in hell with no way out. No, I had reality changing earrings, no point in ignoring them.

After quickly looking around the room, I quickly found what I was searching for: the relic case. And inside was one of the relics I'd barely used, the magic cock ring. Holding it close to my heart, I whispered, “Listen, you're by far the most useless relic so we're giving you a new ability. Normally with this you will open a doorway to wherever Kazuma is, no matter the distance.”

There was a burning on my ears again, probably from the conflicting relic powers, but it subsided soon enough. Hoping my earrings had completed the order, I threw both rings ahead of me. One vanished completely and the other stretched itself out further than I’d ever seen it, forming a floating ring in the centre of our living room. There was a rush of air pouring out into the portal, beckoning me to go find him.

"Darkness stop!" I heard Aqua yell over the noise of the wind and yelling. "I can't go with you until I defeat the Demon King! And everyone else won't survive the holy power of Heaven! If you go through there, you'll be alone!" She was teary eyed and shaking my arms, "Please! Just don't leave me here! It's too scary!"

I hugged her instantly.

"I'm so sorry for being so selfish, Aqua." I comforted, "But I can't sit here knowing Kazuma's in trouble. Please, just keep his body safe. I’ll be back soon with his soul. I promise.”

We finally disconnected, the goddess looking sad but understanding as our hands drifted apart. The rest of the room looked very worried, but as Aqua said there was no way Liches or Succubae could make the trip to heaven. If holy magic could burn them, a holy realm would kill them.

I stared into the abyss. An eternity of swirls before me, almost like a hole that never ended. There was just a single light at the end of a long tunnel, beckoning me to dive in as far as I could to reach it.

Girl walking into the den of heavenly beasts. Vanir's voice suddenly screamed into my mind, If you go through that, Moi won't be able to back you up and the earrings may not work. They're tied to this reality, and this angelic 'boss' may be far more powerful than one universe.

"Thanks for the concern. If this is a one way trip, then so be it... but I'm going to rescue Kazuma from whoever ruined my date, no matter what."

So I leapt through the gate, towards the light.

Chapter 67: Darkness in Heaven (Part 1: Hallowed History)

Summary:

We got to 300 kudos! Man o' man, I'm very thankful to everyone out there still reading this tale of mine. Much love and hopefully I can continue to keep y'all entertained!

Chapter Text

Travelling through the cock ring had been tougher than I’d thought. It felt like reality crashed into me. The pressure compacting me as it shot me through its vortex towards the light.

And then… it was quiet. But not too quiet at all.

There was a serene grace to the entire environment as I landed in a heap, the magic cock ring closing quickly behind me and returning to my hand. The air was still and easy to breathe, the smell was calming as if nostalgic, and the temperature was perfect... as if not even there. If I were to imagine stepping into a dream, this is what it would feel like.

The environment was very barren. A purple mist seemed to surround me always a few metres away from where I was stepping as I looked around. The floor had a checkerboard pattern, and at a squint I could see it again on the incredibly high ceiling. Stars seemed to float around in the middle distance, and I was unsure if they were just lights or real stars of the cosmos. Anything was possible here. At present, I'd only found two empty chairs sitting alone in this barren hall, but my feet were taking me towards where I needed to be.

Though this place was calm, the image of my beloved's dead body by my side was enough to enrage me past the serenity.

Back when Kazuma was kidnapped by Chiana's big tail, I'd given myself a normality power to always sense the direction of where he was. I hope it is useful for just his soul, and not guiding me to his body back home, but currently I was aiming towards what my gut was telling me was 'towards Kazuma'. Leaving the chairs behind to rush my way into heaven.

I barely even stopped once I'd reached a large regal door, several sizes larger than me and covered in heavenly runes. Slamming into the seraphic wood with all my strength to budge the heavy item out my way enough to enter.

The hall with incredible height was nothing on the infinite hallway I'd barged into. Doors upon doors upon doors, rows of them to my left and right, directly in front of me, and even rising above me. Like a deep trench mixed with a hotel. It was a different colour from inside the hall, as while the doors shared a similar space-like dark tone, the walls around them were a much more regal creamy white. Each with a sign above the door reading Meeting room [̴̼̦͙̊͐͘]̶͈͝[̷̥̩̲̉]̸̣̊̂̓[̸̯̦̊̒͠]̵̹͔̜̎͝[̸̳̬̈́̕]̸͔̜̺̎̈͝[̸̭̠͝]̷̡̱̎͌', Meeting room [̴̼̦͙̊͐͘]̶͈͝[̷̥̩̲̉]̸̣̊̂̓[̸̯̦̊̒͠]̵̹͔̜̎͝[̸̳̬̈́̕]̸͔̜̺̎̈͝[̸̭̠͝]̷̡̱̎͌', and so on. Completely unreadable runes to someone like me. The sky seemed to go on for eternity. A large balcony was just in front of the doors for a walkway, with staircases connecting the two sides. It almost reminded me of a library.

I wasn't alone out here either. Angels were passing by the halls, calmly chatting to one another or holding a stack of papers while flying to various meeting room doors. The winged men and women sometimes ignored the balconies and staircases completely to just fly around. It certainly looked like an angelic dream. None of them seemed to care about me either. An epic fight with angels didn’t seem to be something they cared about, letting me wander to the balcony and try to get my bearings. I definitely felt badly dressed in my smutty black gown versus all the white robes.

Out of curiosity I peered into the next door along from mine. It was the same large checker hall as the place I'd come through, though now with two individuals sitting on the two chairs. One pale boy with red hair looking very confused in the smaller chair, while the woman I could only assume was a goddess from her regal attire of long white robe, green hair, and golden crown on her head.

“Ms. Ford?”

I snapped around to find an angel bowing at me. My hands balled into fists instinctively but it didn’t seem to deter the smiling woman. She had blonde shaggy hair, a white halo floating above it, and pretty features on her face almost reminding me of a sheep when put together. Her clothes matched the rest of them, just loosely draped white robes without a sense of modesty for her slim body.

“Would you please follow me? I’ll take you to Satou Kazuma.” She said calmly while walking down the eternal hallway away from me.

I blinked, having to then rapidly catch up to her, “W-wait? Really?” My feet rapidly caught up to her though she was walking uncomfortably quickly. “Can you tell me what’s going on? Who are you?”

“Everything will be revealed in due time.” She responded, a small smile floating on her lips. “Though I admit it’s been a while since anyone asked for my moniker. You may call me Cherom.” The angel said while suddenly stopping at a small glass door built between two of the larger galaxy doors. “Here we are, please enter the elevator and rise to the top floor. The one you seek is there waiting for you.”

I was too bewildered and eager to see Kazuma to listen to the voice in my head warning this may be a trap. Stepping into the box and looking around for what she meant as I appeared to be just… in a glass closet.

“Huh? What do I doooOOOOOO!!!”

Suddenly my body skyrocketed upwards. The box rising me through the rows upon rows of doors that shot by the window I was in. It felt very strange to have no agency on your body, the inertia making me feel rather unpleasant… especially when I suddenly stopped.

I practically fell out of the box when the door opened. I was so many rows above where my original door was I worried I’d never find it again… though if I could at least get Kazuma home then I would feel accomplished.

Looking around, the row of doors felt quite different.

They didn’t have meeting room numbers above them, and instead of the space style it seemed to just be pure white doors. There were far fewer of them, and from what I could see I’d reached nearly the top. Only a few more rows of doors, each with less in number than the last, still rose above me before the pure white ceiling reached its limit.

Just as I was wondering where to go next, the one I was closest with began to open.

With a single gulp and nowhere left to go, I walked my way forwards.

The room inside was just as dark as it was in the hall, same checkerboard floors as well, but the walls were far more cramped initially. It was a hallway, with another light at the end of the tunnel that I began heading towards.

Kazuma was being judged here. For my crimes against the goddesses, for letting my horniness affect something so sacred as a religion, he was being harshly punished. I couldn’t help but believe this was my fault for all of what I’d done. That the stuffy bureaucratic god at the end of this tunnel…

…was that… was that music playing?

I walked towards the light and was certain the music was getting louder. A high tempo pop song that I’d expect the Axel Hearts to be playing rather than from the walls of heaven.

An observation that was pretty apt when I reached the main room.

At first glance it looked similar to the hall with the two chairs in; large space, fluttering stars, checkerboard floor and ceiling. But instead of there being two simple chairs in the middle… it was a full blown stage.

A huge woman spun around on her heel, posing as elegantly as I’d ever seen the idol group from our town. She was singing some song I didn’t recognise, with lyrics I didn’t fully understand with the music so loud it rattled my soul. I could only stand there and admire the view.

The singer was had golden blonde locks flowing low down her back, though it was almost hard to tell with the large sun-like light hanging on her back. A shining circle that illuminated her very brightly in the darkness. Her clothes matched the same pure whiteness, though there was a lot of royal golden trim lining the edges of the robes that hung elegantly on her. It was always impossible to tell the age of Goddesses, but if I had to guess she was a good few years older than Aqua or Eris. As Kazuma would put it, MILF tier instead of big sister tier. She was probably too old to even be up on stage singing while shaking her hips like this, but who was I to judge. Her face and body were still very pretty, as one would expect from a deity.

It was just so strange to see this instead of the harsh bureaucracy I’d been expecting.

“Oh look, it’s this one.” She said, almost with a grimace, stepping calmly off her stage while wiping off her sweat with a nearby towel. The goddess walked towards me before snapping her fingers and materialising a large white and golden couch for her to sit on. “I didn’t think I’d sent for you yet, but it’s no matter..”

I stepped forwards, trying to put my scariest face on even when facing a woman who was larger than Iris’ castle. "You… you're in charge around here?"

The blonde goddess just smiled down at me, both physically and metaphorically with the demeaning look on her face. "More or less, you tiny little thing. I am the current High Minister of Heaven Branch Eternity-West! I am the Goddess of Light, Life, and Love! I am all this and much more, and you may call me… Divane!”

“Where’s Kazuma?!”

I held out as long as I could.

She pouted at my bluntness, then gave a confused look, “Who? …oh! The human boy. All in due time, I’m sure you’re far more interested in me.”

“What? Why would I-?”

“Five hundred years!” Divane began, snapping her fingers to show a sphere with various images on it, “That’s how long ago I was voted into the position of High Minister! I was the most popular and loved of all the Goddesses, so the decision was clear really. I would be in charge of thirty four of our top Goddesses and guide them to become the best they could be for all you mortals to praise them. I even removed the rule that said they couldn’t have mortal partners without losing their divinity!” Her voice sounded… put on. Like a grown woman pretending to be a child in order to sound younger.

The images all punctuated her points as it floated in the air in front of her, such as showing how loved she was and the thirty four goddesses. I could just about spot Aqua and Eris in the group as well.

“What has this got to do with Kazuma?!”

Divane just rolled her eyes at me, like I was interrupting something so important, “I am their mentor, their power source, their truest friend…” Her expression grew dark, almost as if the years returned to her and the faux young act slipped away “...yet they’ve all betrayed me. You wanna know how?” I honestly didn’t. “They all have mortal followers… AND I DON’T! Can you believe that?! I am so powerful and loveable, but because of my position here I have to just be in this room doing paperwork! Everyone’s forgotten I exist, while those little brats I taught get to revel in all the love and affection of mortals!” Divane pouted like she was begging me to pity her, to which I just shrugged.

“You’ve got responsibilities, boo-hoo. I’m here to get my boyfriend back. Tell me where he is!” I growled, growing impatient as I stared down the huge woman.

Her frown once more showed her age, “Yes. I suppose you would be the buzzkill of the group.” She sighed, once more snapping her fingers. “Here he is.”

Suddenly, a cage appeared where the ball of images once was. It almost reminded me of a bird cage with its design, grey metal bars all rising up from a base plate to coalesse at the top, but this far larger than any I’d seen before. Floating down slowly until it landed with a thud in front of me.

The inside of the cage had everything you’d expect to keep a pet. Sawdust along the bottom, a sipper water bottle connected upside down against the metal bars, a bowl for food pellets… and a bed. Though this bed was more like a king sized one for a human.

And right there on the bed… naked, collared and facing away from me, was the one I was searching for.

“Kazuma!” I called out, “Kazuma, it’s me!” But he didn’t turn. Quickly I hurried around to try and get in his eyeline… only to find out he was currently having sex.

A purple woman was on her hands and knees on the bed. Her curvy body was also naked, her glazed eyes bright green with no sign of an iris, and lightning seemed to crackle off of her body as Kazuma thrust his cock in and out of her pussy. Rhythmically fucking this goddess… without even a hint of enjoyment on each of their faces.

Their eyes were glazed, their focus removed, it was as if they were golems stuck in a loop. Neither showed enjoyment, discomfort, anger, lust… nothing. He didn’t even look up to look at me, his eyes were staring so far further away from me even when they drifted onto my body.

It was saddening for a moment, before it was clear who the culprit was. “Why are they like this?”

Divane just smiled, as if I’d said something amusing to her. “Oh don’t look at me like that.” She brushed off my angry glare, “I’m keeping the mortal boy fed, watered, and brain dead. Be assured, I’ll return his mind to you in a few years. But for now I simply want what his penis has.”

“Cum?”

That made her grimace. “No, you crass little thing. Popularity.” It took me aback for a second, looking at her with befuddlement before she continued. “I was looking at your world, enjoying the spectacles of your harem, when I realised… this mortal’s penis has far more followers than me! I was astounded! What a true injustice! Wouldn’t you agree?” Divane once more rhetorically asked. Looking very smug as she talked, “So a plan formed in my genius brain. If this penis could gain followers by conquering goddesses, why couldn’t I reclaim those followers by conquering the penis? I shall finally regain the followers who have forgotten about me, by becoming the new ruler of the Dustiness Ford Harem!”

I stepped back in shock, “W-why are you bringing the harem into this?! I thought you just wanted Kazuma’s penis! Why is he fucking this purple woman?!”

Divane shrugged, stretching out on her couch without a care in the world. “Well, not much point conquering the penis twice, is there? I just gave him one of my goddesses to fuck and conquer, that way when I conquer him I’ll get her followers too. Oh look! There she goes now!”

The purple goddess raised her fingers in the same double peace sign as I’d seen for Aqua and Eris now. Though her enjoyment was far less appealing right now, as she spoke in quite a monotonous drone. “I, Yethal Goddess of Thunder, have fallen to Satou Kazuma’s penis.” She announced, expression only moving the slightest centimetre as her pussy violently came on Kazuma’s dick. I could only stare on from the cage bars as he exploded his semen into this poor goddess.

They sat back. Both on their knees, like two picturesque statues. Waiting patiently for their next assignments. “Yethal is such a cutie, isn’t she?” Divane chuckled through her divine plush lips, “She wished to help in any way she could, yet got frightened by a little mortal penis. My helpful nudges pushed her the right way though.”

I wanted to reach out and save them, but Divane picked me up and plopped her in her palm. “Now, I do have some notes on my new harem.” She said, “First of all, I’m getting rid of all the horrible monsters and succubuses. They’re definitely not welcome anymore.” She shuddered at the mere thought of my friends, “And also you. Your whole… masochism thing doesn’t work for me. If you want to stay in the harem you have to drop pain as a thing, I’m the goddess of love not hurting, so you get it.”

What was even happening anymore? Who was this horrible thing that was demanding so much so suddenly? I just wanted to look back and see Kazuma trying to get away to his own safety…

“Naww, you’re lonely! Don’t worry, my angels will be finishing the job soon. All your little harem friends will be in heaven, and all the horrible monsters will be in hell!” Divane said, making my blood run cold with how casual she was being. Was she… was she wanting to kill everyone in the harem?! “Though it’s strange that you’d get here before the rest… I sent the order out for the angels to retrieve everyone at once…”

“Go to hell.” I spat. Literally into her face. “How dare you ruin my perfect night with Kazuma for your entitled whining. Normally you’d go fuck yourself and sit in the corner while thinking about all the people you’ve hurt.”

Divane blinked at me. The older looking frown returned to her face as she wiped the tiny amount of liquid from her huge face. “Wow, so not cute.” She said with a low rumble in her voice, dropping me from her palm and letting me tumble onto the checkerboard floors. Divane then standing up and looming over me while I scrambled away from her divine feet. “I saw how dull your date was. He was fine but you were so plain and boring all night! You mortals might be content with the concept of ‘normal’ but I’m afraid I’m far too important to accept your rudeness!”

I stumbled back. Vanir had warned me that it wouldn’t work, but I did have to try…

With a flick of her fingers, a large scroll appeared. “Let’s see, how did you get here… hm. Impressive. You managed to actually get to heaven all by yourself.” She scoffed, throwing the scroll aside while walking towards me.

“What? Did you expect to be able to break your little mortal boy out and use him to conquer me too?” Divane growled, clearly growing angrier by the second. “You clearly have no idea who you’re dealing with. I am a High Minister! I power the gods and dark gods under my command, and in turn Heaven strengthens me! I am invincible and eternal in this realm, yet you dare think you can give me even a single ORDER?!”

I tried to speak. Tried to say some normality to maybe escape here. But the words couldn’t leave my throat. Her booming voice was destroying all other sound, I could barely here myself think!

“And to think! You think the mortal can conquer ME!? I already tried the penis out, you blonde idiot! He couldn’t even make me cum ONCE!” She laughed, shattering my one hope that Kazuma could get me out of this jam. With a simple motion she bent down, her huge finger chasing me faster than I could run. “I suppose if the little masochist wishes to be a brainless fool for all eternity, then so be it.”

Divane’s finger touched my back, and my mind turned off.

Chapter 68: Darkness in Heaven (Part 2: Those That Remained)

Summary:

Let's check in with Axel.

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It was quiet in the ruins of the mansion. It was dark and cold, the sun was still an hour away from poking it's head up for it's morning stretch, though the clouds that hung over them now hid that fact well.

Aqua hadn't left Kazuma's side. Staring at him with worry, keeping him healed up as best she could for when Darkness saved him... but the fact she had no way of knowing what was happening was driving her mad. She rocked back and forth, she bit her thumb nail, and although there were others around (Wiz, Tifa, Aerith and a few of the monster-girls were sat next to her in a semi circle) who were checking on her too, her eyes were locked on Kazuma's corpse. Keeping his body near the campfire made of their dining table to keep him warm.

As for Xara and Sylvia, there was a heavily awkward tension between the two. Obviously they had just been physically fighting before the sight of Kazuma's dead body had halted that immediately, but the feelings hadn't gone anywhere. They just both knew that they didn't want the other to be here, didn't want to be anywhere near the other, while refusing to leave their beloved's side. The two had come to a silent agreement to stay on opposite sides of the room while keeping watch in case any other attacks on Kazuma occurred.

Once more the goddess of the group sighed. Her eyes going unfocused while still staring deep into Kazuma's face. The fact he was mortal was so... torturous. Her feelings that were growing for both him and Darkness were starting to plague her mind more and more, especially with the two seemingly wanting to spend the rest of their mortal lives together. Aqua often had to ignore the feelings of being immortal in a world of those she cared about who would eventually die. She did good at ignoring those feelings, but having to sit here and stare at the reality of it all... those thoughts were creeping in.

Thankfully, a conversation distracted her.

"We shouldn't have let her go in alone," Xara grumbled. Currently she was perched on the ruins of the fireplace, like a laid back gargoyle drinking wine. "There are other humans we could have sent in with her. Was there no others in your harem that we could have contacted?"

"She wouldn't have waited. Mistress Darkness doesn't seem like the type to wait for assistance when she could tackle the problem head on." Sylvia replied from her spot of leaning against the wall on the other side of the room, before quietly adding. "Besides, you're not very good at getting in contact with others..."

The Succubus Queen shook her head dismissively, "How petulant. Are you trying to copy my snide remarks to you?"

"You don't have a monopoly on snide remarks!" The chimera hissed back.

"Trust a chimera to be a copycat."

"How about you-"

"Oh, give it a REST!"

The two who had been at risk of lunging at each other, stopped locking eyes to look at the one who had yelled at them. Aqua finally moved from her spot to slam her foot into the ground. An anger on her face very rarely seen by anyone, her fists were balls and her shoulders were shaking as she stamped over to the pair.

"This isn't about the two of you! Darkness and Kazuma might be in trouble and all you care about is some dumb argument from a gagillion years ago!" She barked pointing at the surprised pair who hadn't been talked down to in a long time. "This is MY harem too! That means I'M in charge, and I say you two have to get along from now on! GOT IT?!"

Xara and Sylvia looked sheepishly from her to each other, both reflecting on their actions tonight a little. "Sorry, Mistress Aqua." The two said in unison, as if responding to a teacher's scolding.

Satisfied enough, Aqua nodded her head and marched back to her spot. Though this time sitting on Wiz's lap and getting comfortable. The surprised Lich was confused at first before realising that her wife needed some comfort, and quickly began snuggling with Aqua's back.

The chimera and the queen were stuck in an awkward silence. Though Aqua had been quite firm with them, both still had a desire to say something about their past.

"I guess, that's that."

"Yes. We must, get along. I suppose."

It was awkward, and it was a fact that Aerith picked up on quickly. "Um, Mistress Aqua, sorry to go back on your ruling but I'd actually like to hear about why those two are fighting. Maybe it'll help them get along better and kill some time while we wait for Darkness?"

After a moment of quiet snuggles from Wiz, Aqua had calmed enough to nod, "Fine. It'll pass the time at least. But no more fighting!"

The two women were seemingly on board. "Thank you, Aqua. Us two are to be Harem companions, so I think I personally would appreciate a chance to talk it over." Sylvia agreed, trying to sound like the reasonable one and making Xara roll her eyes. The chimera hummed, putting a finger to her chin in thought. "Where to begin..."

"Once upon a time, my husband died." Xara bluntly cut in, "You all know this but I spent long few years trying to find a partner that wouldn't die on me during sex. Almost no one had the sexual energy to manage, and the hunger inside me was growing that it looked like I was destroying whole towns, when in reality a lot of humans threw their lives at me for their chance of sex with me for eternity." She recounted, seemingly quite remorseful about her literal body count. "It wasn't an easy time for me. I nearly starved on multiple occasions. We Succubae weren't as accepted at the time, and it was slim picking when someone would agree to letting me watch my subjects feed on sexual energy instead and living off the slices in the room. We started succubus venues around to cultivate more for me, but it always felt like I was living off borrowed time..."

"Until Kazuma and Darkness, right?"

Xara frowned a little, looking over at Sylvia, "That wasn't 100% truthful. There was one other who didn't die on me straight away."

"...once upon a time, I was a human." The chimera started, copying Xara once again, "And I fell in love with the Succubus Queen. It may have started as a stupid crush, but my heart was obsessed with her. So much so that I managed to live where others couldn't and lick her adorably tangy pussy all the way to so many orgasms..." She reminisced before snapping her self out of it. Xara giving her a mighty frown as she sweated nervously.

Tapping her fingers against her arm, Xara continued, "Yes. We made love many times, and I finally was able to have some sort of release with another. But it still wasn't enough to fully satiate me. As a succubus, I need male energy specifically, preferably from a good source of cum. But as a fling? Sylvia was... acceptable." said Xara, earning her own annoyed frown from Sylvia. Xara looked at her for a pregnant pause before hanging her head and sighing, "...that isn't true either. I honestly treasured her and the feelings she gave me. Why wouldn't it? Even if she wasn't the only option. Sex with her was fun, and I enjoyed our time together quite a lot."

The woman reeled, "Y-you did?!"

"Yes. Which is what made the next part so hurtful to me." Xara hissed, wings flapping lightly in anger as she turned away from Sylvia. "Your betrayal."

"I-I didn't-!" Sylvia started, looking rather distraught and flustered, "It wasn't... I did it for you!"

"Oh, really? Because it damned-" Xara caught herself, looking back over at an unimpressed Aqua who had suddenly summoned her priest staff. It was currently leaning on Wiz and burning her lightly, but Aqua kept her glare towards the two. "Apologies, dear. But you see, this was when Sylvia became a general of the Demon King's Army."

Surprise followed over to everyone looking at Sylvia, who was shrinking a little in worry. "Xara needed a man! She just said so! I wanted to provide for her! To be the rock that had survived her sexual pressure AND be the one who could feed her what she wanted!" Sylvia flustered, "The Demon King... he offered to make me a Chimera in exchange for joining his army. Not only would I have the ability to grow a fully functional penis, I'd be able to live far longer than I would have as a human. I just wanted to love Xara for longer and brighter, but she couldn't see that..."

"Don't you put this on me." Xara snapped back, jamming a finger into Sylvia's dress accusatorily, "I begged you not to join that man. It didn't matter to me you couldn't provide everything for me, I would have been happy without it. But how could I be with someone who was supporting the eradication of humans?! Which is, oh I don't know, my people's FOOD SOURCE!" She yelled, not even caring about looking at Aqua anymore. "I told you if you went through with it, we were done. But you just had to be 'the hero' to try and save me."

"He was just a means to an end! I would have left his army as soon as someone killed me! I thought you'd-"

"That I'd just kill a woman I cared for because she betrayed my trust for the greater good? I didn't even want to see you anymore after you went to him!"

"B-but we could have talked! I went to all your succubus cafés, but you always shunned me, pushed me back or left before I arrived. I just wanted to see you again because I changed everything to be with you forever..." Sylvia sadly sighed, looking down at the ground. "But I eventually caved. Stopped trying to find you and went in search of someone who appreciated for me, though I still always held a little hope you'd eventually find me. That you'd run out of options and realise that I was still here waiting..." Xara kept quiet, frowning but not angry. Though she raised an eyebrow when Sylvia began chuckling to herself. "How funny, I finally got to talk to you and it's too late. We've both found another, and we're both betrothed to the same man. Fate certainly is strange, isn't it?"

Xara couldn't help but smile at the irony. Relaxing a little, "You're right there."

"For what it's worth... I am sorry." Sylvia admitted, "I've obviously had a long time to reflect on my actions. I don't regret becoming a Chimera, but I do regret betraying you. I should have looked harder to find a way that wouldn't have required becoming locked into a life with the Demon King. And if there was no other way, then I should have just been happy as I was."

"Well, thank you for apologising." The succubus queen nodded, "I suppose I could have at least heard you out, if only out of respect of what we had." She admitted, standing firm against Sylvia's glimmer of hope that poured out her wide eyes, "I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you... but if we're stuck together in this harem I suppose I can let you try."

There was a brief moment as Sylvia smiled at Xara. She was fighting back the urge to do anything that may ruin the precious sliver of time they had found, though fate knew how to ruin that too.

"I don't want to break this up so quickly, my Queen," The pink haired succubus suddenly spoke up, eyes glaring upwards with a hushed tone of worry in her usually sexy voice, "But we have company."

All eyes quickly guided upwards... to a hole in the sky itself.

A pure white runic circle was open on the dark clouded night sky, and from it was pouring out a countless number of white winged figures. Angel after angel flew down single file, dozens of them all gliding down to begin encircling the mansion. Apart from the flapping of their wings they staying stationary in the sky around twice the height of the mansion and staying just out of the grounds in terms of distance. Creepily lining up one after the other.

It was definitely a sight that made the demonic members of the harem's skin grow cold.

But Aqua wasn't demonic.

"Oh my gosh!" She jumped up from Wiz's lap, pointing to the march of angels with excitement, "I know them! HEY! HEY DOWN HERE~!"

The other's were far less welcoming as one of angels broke formation and started slowly flying down to 'greet' Aqua. The majority of the room began instinctively getting into battle formations behind the bluenette, who was completely ignoring the tension of the room. The male angel landing his feet atop one of the tallest remaining ruined walls with arms behind his back and an unimpressed look on his face. His blonde hair was slicked back, his white robes immaculate, and for one so holy he certainly glared like a demon.

"Hello, Lady Aqua."

"Glenn! You guys finally got here!" Aqua beamed, waving up and the stationary figure, "Did you get lost in heaven or something?! I invited you all to a poker party months and months ago!" She shook her head teasingly. "Ahh, silly angels. Come on, I can introduce you to everyone!"

The angel's face remained hauntingly still, "We are not late, nor are we here for poker. On orders of Divane, we are here to incinerate the body of Satou Kazuma and his Harem. Do not stand in our way."

Aqua stopped in place and blinked.

"...eh?"

"WATCH IT!"

Xara had just a second to push Sylvia out of the way of the pure white arrow that shot past everyone. The holy magic slicing her wing in half and digging into her upper chest, a piercing shriek as she fell to the ground in pain.

"Xara!" The chimera yelled, scrambling from where she was pushed to the fallen succubus. Anguish on her face as the queen writhed in holy pain. "Nononononono... w-why'd you do that...?"

"That was simply a warning shot." Glenn announced passively. "Do not resist and this shall be over soon."

The row of angels that had surrounded the mansion suddenly raised their hands together and begun chanting together. A huge runic circle suddenly encircled the mansion, about the size of where the barrier used to be. The holy magic made the whole dark landscape illuminate, and it was growing rapidly in brightness.

"P-purification magic!" Wiz hissed in pain, her form slightly fading while she fell to her knees. The other monsters and succubae all following similar motions as the holy magic grew around them.

Xara's number two, Dhysana, was the first to act. Jumping on her Queen's body to inspect the damage before clapping her own hands together and thrusting them towards the floor. "Everyone on me! We're teleporting back to safety!" She loudly yelled over the chanting of the angels above while her own circle of runes appeared around Xara. The group leapt into action. Tifa grabbing Kazuma's body over her shoulder, Aerith scooping up Chomusuke, and Bova moving Wiz to the circle. Svobena was the only one not in the teleport ring as she was trying to grab a stunned goddess' hand.

"Aqua! Come on! Let's go!"

The bluenette was still in shock, unable to be moved from her spot as she looked on in horror. So many of the ones she'd grown close to this week were gasping for breath, fading away, or worse for Xara. But these angels knew her, why were they hurting them?

Glenn landed on the floor, his arm finally swinging around from his back to aim his now glowing fingers at Dhysana. "I'm afraid I can't let you go so easily."

But before he could let out his holy arrow, Aqua grabbed his wrist.

"S-stop it! What are you all doing!? These are my friends!"

The angel grimaced slightly, "...you've become friends with these hell beasts? Perhaps you're a bigger fool than I thought, Lady Aqua"

...

Aqua was having a bad night.

With thrusting hands, the angels all called out, "SACRED HIGH EXORCISM!"

The next few seconds were a blur. Svobena jumped back, the teleport ring activated, and only seconds after that the huge climactic pillar of light surrounded the mansion. Like the heavens themselves had opened to smite the unholy house, it lasted a whole half a minute and illuminated the landscape for miles as if it was the sunniest summer day.

But it did fade. The mansion was no more destroyed than it was before, only targeting the unholy and those that were to be sent to the heavenly realm on Divane's orders.

"Did we get them all?"

"Of course. That strength exorcism would have sent anyone to heaven."

"Except those smelly demons! They went straight to hell!"

"Inde- ...hang on, who's that?"

The holy particles were slowly fading, and in the harsh light stood a single figure. In theory, the angels were right. Their magic would have purified anything...

Except the one angry goddess that was left behind.

"You all done?" The figure hissed, raising Glenn's struggling body above her by the neck. Such a usually poised angel now bug eyed and flailing as he tried to breathe, it was making the blood of the rest of the angels turn rather chilled. "Good. Now it's time to show you assholes the difference between angels and goddesses."

With an unremorseful cracking sound, Glenn's body jerked suddenly before disappearing into nothing. It didn't take even a second after for the woman to spring into action as Aqua was unleashed. Jumping onto the ruins of the couch and activating her own magic underneath it. "SACRED CREATE WATER!" She yelled, a massive blast quickly appearing under her platform and skyrocketing her and the wood upwards towards the stunned angels.

"SCATTER!" One shouted, but it was too late for some.

The couch slammed hard into one girl, while Aqua sprang off of it to land herself on another. Quickly spidering herself on the angels limbs and biting down on their scalp in pure rage. The ones who had been on the other side of the mansion rapidly began to try and flutter away, but Aqua was already beginning her second attack.

"SACRED CONTROL WATER!" The gnarled goddess shouted. Suddenly the huge reverse waterfall that was shooting up ineffectively from the mansion began to wobble. Then wobble some more. Then, almost like a snake, it leaned back to slam down on the fleeing angels. Aqua pointed her staff down to where she was now pinning multiple angels with her aquatic powers, all from the scrambling angel's back she'd latched onto. Swinging her around as they tried to fly steady, to only help her in whipping the water around into other terrified angels.

Water quickly began flowing into town. It was certainly destroying more of the mansion that Xara and Sylvia had managed to leave behind. But Aqua didn't care. Centuries of frustrations towards those that had always called her mean names behind her back, or uninvited her to their angelic karaoke nights, or just generally never tried to get to know her was all coming out right now. Catharsis felt great.


Luna was worried.

The whole street was awake now. A lot of citizens and adventurers coming out to explore what was happening at the Kazuma Mansion. The light had been so bright that it was hard to stay asleep even in this dark cloudy morning. And now? It was hard to see properly but it looked like a huge blue snake was attacking them, while also a pretty substantial flow of water began to cascade around their feet.

She wanted to rush over there and help. Luna hadn't really ever been the one to go and brave the world of monsters, she'd always been a little bit jealous of those that could get over those cowardly feelings but she'd overcome them to help make the best guild she could. But now she was part of Darkness' little family... those urges to overcome her fears were growing again.

Though tonight wouldn't be the night to go all the way to the mansion and fight by their side. Because as soon as Luna stepped out of the front door of the guild, she was greeted by a stranger.

"Ah, you are one to be raptured." A woman behind her announced. Luna snapping around to see the glowing holy form of a woman in pure white robes looking at a scroll of paper. The blonde had so many questions, but could only let out a squeak as the angel's glowing finger raised up to aim at Luna's forehead. "This will only take a moment."

Then a tongue wrapped around the angel's waist.

"Huh? A ton-AAIIIIIIIEEEE!"

With intense whiplash, the angel was dragged into the air by the long tongue. It released the glowing person while they were spinning wildly, though they never got the chance to straighten themselves out as a red laser cut through the holy being instantly. There was a poof of white dust and the body was gone.

Which left Luna with the owner of the tongue, who was currently crouched near her crotch.

"U-um, h-hello!" She awkwardly stammered at the strange green creature below her, a little shaken by the attempt on her life. "A-are you-?"

The frog like woman raised her hand proudly, showing off the piece of card in her palm. "Lily. Adventurer." She announced, beaming happily at being able to say that.

Luna quickly picked up what the deal was, and relaxed a little, "Well, thank you Lily. Are you with Darkness?"

Lily shook her head. "Darkness went to heaven."

"W-wuh?!"

"It's true." A new voice said while walking around the corner. Sena, in all her high heeled glory, quickly walked over to the pair with a concerned look. "Seems our newest enemy is from the sky this time, and they're aiming to kill of our entire harem. I'm so glad we reached you in time." She gave a relieved smile before hugging the surprised Luna.

The revelations were coming too fast though, "W-wait! So Darkness is... dead?"

"More or less." Came another new voice. This time from above, as the masked face of Vanir loomed over them. Elegantly pushing open the door to the guild and ushering them inside. "No need to thank anyone for Moi's assistance by the way. Moi simply loves killing angels, though there is a greater purpose you all need to serve now."


All around Axel people were coming out of their homes and filling the streets. Too much noise was happening in the upstate mansion to ignore it. But something else distracted the masses, all of whom were now looking directly above as the heavens seemed to part with light...

But for now, let's look at the one boy who wasn't looking up.

Crawling out of bed wasn't something Dust ever enjoyed doing. It was far too early for him, and he was certain that he'd never even seen this time of day before as he rubbed his tired eyes and exited the tavern where he'd slept. There was clearly some commotion and he was way behind on gambling funds this month, so though Dust didn't like it if this was an attack from a Demon King horde he had to get SOME money. He bumped into one guy who was stood right by the door.

"Sry." Dust half assedly apologised. Though the fat guy who was stood there said nothing, instead just looking up at the light in awe. Dust yawned, wiping the eye gunk away as he tried to also look into the light to no avail. Too bright for this morning.

And then the light landed in front of him.

"Hmm," The light spoke, freaking Dust out quite a bit as he tried to see what was even happening. "No, you are not one of the chosen." Deemed the light before turning slowly away.

"...wow, fuck you too."

Without the light in his eyes, Dust could see that he'd just been judged by an angel. The holy ring above her head scanning the next individual in the crowd and similarly deeming them unimportant. There was a ton of angels now that Dust could open his eyes. All walking slowly through the crowded street, judging a passerby and then moving on. It was confusing, and far too early for this shit.

It was during this confusion that a spokesperson appeared. Floating down from the sky was a male angel with auburn curly hair and a far too friendly look on his face, "Citizens of this town! I am Michael, and I am here as your representative! You have absolutely nothing to fear, now that I'm here!" Announced the smiling angel, his tone already getting on Dust's nerves, "Now, we ask of you to please remain calm and stationary! We just need to weed out a few apples then we'll be on our way, K?"

The strangeness was certainly present, but no one really had an argument to me made against the angels. They were freaking angels so they had to be the good guys in many of the citizens eyes. Which made the sudden announcement over the city wide speaker system all the stranger.

"Emergency quest! Emergency quest! Angels are attacking the city! Defend Axel from their attacks!"

Michael threw his arm down like he was banishing the speech, loudly shouting "She is lying! The scared cries of one who does not know the gift she is to be given!" Michael's face broke a little from the happy smile, but after a quick run of fingers through his hair, returned to smiles. "She knows not what she says dear people! Just be calm and this will all be over soon!"

The murmurs of the populace were conflicted. All looking around without knowing what the next step was or who to believe.

"Who do we trust here?"

"I dunno, is Luna in trouble?"

"But this is an angel right? These guys are like the good ones?"

The tannoy spoke once more, though this time it wasn't the calming voice of Luna, but instead the stern Sena speaking.

"The Angels are here to kill all the succubae."

The citizens were deathly quiet as they turned to look at the angels with dark expressions.

With a shrug and a smile that said 'guilty!', Michael nodded.

"Okay, you got me! It was going to be a surprise, but that is the truth! We are also here to rid you of that horrible demon infection you hhGHH!!"

He didn't even finish his thought as a sword pierced his chest from behind.

Before the angel poofed back to heaven, Michael had just enough time to turn and see Dust. The angriest frown on his face as he plunged the sword with determination into the holy spirit.

Michael disappeared and there was a single beat of silence as all eyes were on Dust. He raised his blade to the sky and yelled:

"DEATH TO ALL ANGELS!!!"

All the men in the crowd uproariously agreed. The angels that had been calmly walking through the crowd were now being pounced upon by the huge mass of burly men that they'd been judging. More white dust spread into the air as angel after angel disappeared into nothingness.

The rebellion against heaven had begun and Dust was leading the charge as they rushed through the streets, hunting those that had just been hunting the succubae.

Chapter 69: Darkness in Heaven (Part 3: Divane Intervention)

Summary:

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke...

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

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"...stroke, strutiap!" I exclaimed suddenly. The mantra in my head that had been playing suddenly stopping and causing me to stumble my words. My eyes shot open and I was quickly greeted to brain functions again. "Huh? Where are my breasts?"

The woman kneeling next to me sighed, "...why was that your first question?"

I blinked my eyes open and looked over to, "ERIS!" I exclaimed, feeling the need to prostate myself suddenly. Eris the Goddess of Luck was kneeling there next to me in all her glory, and though I'd seen Chris so many times... it felt so strange seeing my literal deity here.

"Hi D," she smiled reassuringly.

After a brief relieved smile back, the memories of what happened and where I was began to flood back to me. Images of a holy woman looking down on me, controlling Kazuma, and a sense of immense dread. "E-Eris! What happened to me? Where's Kazuma!?"

My hands went to reach her arms... but didn't reach her.

Things started to feel very strange. I realised why my arms didn't reach her, and why my chest had felt so light when I bolted awake.... because everything about my body was different. I rapidly began patting myself down, feeling new curves and senses all the way down. My outfit had completely changed, instead of an overly busty woman in a too-tight dress, I was now firm bodied and in a thief outfit! "I-I'm... Chris?!"

"Calm down D, don't fight it. Breathe so the body and soul can link," Eris warned, placing her hand on her/my knee while I was freaking out a bit, "Because you came up here not dead, I was able to sneak your soul out of your body while Divane wasn't looking." Eris sighed, looking rather upset about the whole thing, "But you would have been found out too quickly without a disguise. And this was the only one I had to hand..."

As I followed her instructions and kept breathing, I felt like it was beginning to work. Everything felt a little bit off. Not really that unpleasant, just different. My tongue was a different size, my eyesight was a little better, the parts of my thighs that always rubbed together now didn't touch at all. We slowly rose together, letting me hold her hand as I stood on shaky legs. It was certainly strange being the same height as her for once.

"We're just in one of the unused meeting rooms." Eris explained, I finally looked around to see the familiar universal patterns and twin chairs in the empty hall, "This is where I get changed into my Chris body before going down to Axel..."

It was all a little bit strange, but I didn't have the time for it. I looked to Eris and she gave me a look like she knew my question was coming.

"And Kazuma?"

She sighed, "Just... look."


"Hm~mmm~ Lalalala, doot-doo~" Hummed a cheery goddess. Bouncing around her stage with far more vigour than one her age would usually. She was just in a good mood, finally she'd be worshipped again! Mortals around the realms would be lining up to beg for their chance to prostate themselves at her feet once more! No more sitting here bored while her subordinates did her paperwork. She could just perform for her fans all day and all night! That's what Divane wanted to do when she was getting nominated for this leadership position. More power to play with, not all the shitty responsibility that comes with it.

Speaking of her subordinates, Divane turned at the sound of one fluttering into her room. "Ah! Glenn! Back already? Must have been easy work dealing with all those silly mortals."

The angel with slicked back hair and serious eyes gave an expression rarely seen by the goddess, one of pure nervousness.

"...uh, uhm... -Cough!- n-not r-really, M-ngh!-Ma'am." He struggled to get out. Pulling at his collar to reveal a bruise around his neck.

"My my! What happened to you? Did those sneaky demons get the drop on the unbeatable Glenn?" Divane laughed, mockingly brushing off the pain the angel felt.

"N-no... L-lady Aqua was m-more defiant than w-we thought," He spluttered, rubbing his neck to try and stop the coughing, "A rebellion has also f-formed to stop our advance as well..."

Divane considered the angels words, then shrugged. Running her hand through her hair to pose with her maximum level of 'cuteness', the shining stars seemingly cascading through her blonde locks as they seemed to float in place, "Oh well, they can't last forever! Just keep sending wave after wave of angels after them and I'm sure the mortals will tire eventually!"

He really wasn't a fan of the plan, but Glenn was slightly stunned at this heavenly goddess posing for him. With a blushing nod, the serious angel agreed, "R-right away, Lady Divane." Then flew away out from where he came.

With a school girl giggle, Divane once more summoned her favourite pet. The cage floating in place in front of her while those inside did what she'd programmed them to do. Currently there were three in there. A boy laid on his back, a dark skinned goddess jumping on top of him robotically, and another girl sat near the feeding tray with her hand on her crotch. "Ah~ There you are! My ticket out of this place! How are you enjoying your latest snugness, hm?" She cooed, reaching into the cage to push the butt of a dark skinned woman up and away from Kazuma's cock. Her massive finger easily moving it to uncover the twitching meat underneath, the angry looking snake seemingly annoyed to be removed from its pussy. "Sorry dearie! Just making sure you're healthy. Clarissa's the Goddess of Humility after all and I'd hate for you to get humble!" She giggled, pushing the blank staring girl back onto Kazuma. "Mommy's gonna be busy for a while, so if you're still hungry then feast on that human snack I left for you. The masochist is stuck on 'masturbate' mode for eternity but her mouth still works if you shove something in there. Ciao!"

And with a click of her fingers the cage was gone.


I'd witnessed the whole thing from Eris' viewing sphere.

"Oh my god..." I mumbled. Kazuma's continued mind assault, my eternal masturbation, the loathsome Divane's attitude. All of it more sickening than the last. Eris sympathetically rubbing my shoulder while I looked on in horror. "They mentioned a rebellion, how's everyone back in Axel?"

The goddess rotated the strange sphere around to show various moving paintings of what was going on down below. I could see Dust fighting with an army of adventurers, Bova crushing an angel with her horns, Vanir blowing up various angels with glee, and more.

"As you can see..." She gestured to one square and it rose up to hover over the rest. Inside showing a very ferocious water goddess, chewing the head of an angel. "Aqua is going to town and attacking angels left and right."

"Wow," I marvelled, very impressed by her moxie, "That's great!"

Eris very subtly cringed, "...not... really. She's creating a lot of holy water with her create water spell, and it's running into town..." said Eris, motioning the path of the water as it caused a small river. "Not only is the water poisonous to demons, making the streets unsafe for them to stand in." The screen showed a pair of succubae looking rather in pain at the sheer touch of the water and flying away in a hurry. "But it's also empowering the angels and making them harder to fight for the humans." The screen then showed a duel between several adventurers and a beefed up angel who was standing in the water. Easily fighting multiple humans at once.

"Ah..."

She nodded, "Yeah, though the angels haven't just shown up in Axel. They're searching all around Belzerg for your harem..."


With a mighty swing of his axe, Barret destroyed another winged deity with surprising ease. "These angels fuckers are pretty damn easy to kill." He laughed, nearly feeling like he was actually enjoying himself.

"Mm." Cloud grumbled. The two had been caught together after leaving 7th Heaven, now stuck protecting the bar while hordes of angelic assholes tried to shoot or stab them. It wasn't a tough fight, but Cloud was clearly down about something while he sliced his way through another five angels.

After a pause, Barret looked like he was in thought. He then reached forward to crush the skull of a nearby angel while also pointing at the blonde, "Aw hell! You're still fucking upset you weren't invited to girl's night!"

"Shut it!" Cloud hissed, grabbing an angel by the jaw and flinging him away into a crowd of them. The blush on his face revealing too much, "You weren't invited either!"


I sighed. Things had truly gotten dire. Any moment now, one of my harem members could be sent through the pearly gates into the hands of that awful dictator. She'd control their minds and parade them around on her stage as the 'Harem for a Goddess'.

"We had to stop her."

My goddess nodded at my resolve, "Agreed."

I nodded right back at her.

We both stood silent for a second.

"Well?" I asked.

"Huh?"

"You freed me, so you have a plan yeah?"

"...oh. Uh... n-no. I was hoping that you'd have a plan."

I gave her a worried look. I'd thrown everything I got at the Goddess! How was I supposed to beat her with no earrings? "But... why? Why would you save me!?"

She recoiled a little, "D! Of course I'd save you! You're my best friend! What are you talking about?!"

"I'm not a schemer! I'm just a woman with high defence!" I nearly yelled, shocking the girl a little.

"Wha-?! I wasn't going to let her-!

My hands went through my hair, stressing out at the thought. "You should have just left me to masturbate for eternity! That's probably more useful than me being out here!"

"That isn't true! You-"

"Why in God's name wouldn't you save Kazuma?!"

"I told you I could only save you because you didn't die! That's just Kazuma's soul in there!"

"So we agree that Kazuma was the better choice." I surmised, changing gears from yelling to tapping my chin while coming up with a plan, "We'll have to figure out how to switch my soul with his. Maybe making a distraction. It'll be weird for me, but maybe if Divane is happy with just his soul penis then you two can at least live out your lives down on-"

"Lalatina Dustiness Ford!"

I flinched. She so rarely used my full name, it really felt like when father scolds me, in a bad way. My head turned back to a disappointed goddess, scowling at me.

"You stop that right now! I will not entertain any notions that you are inferior to Kazuma or that his life is worth more than yours!" She said while wagging her finger at me. Without the height difference it certainly felt more intimidating. "I saved you because I think you're smart. I saved you because you're my friend. And I saved you because you always end up saving me and I needed to repay you somehow."

I blinked at her.

"W-when have I ever saved you?"

Eris eyes widened. Recoiling her wagging finger slightly, to nervously look away. "Um, you know..." She mumbled.

Her gaze was unsure and blushing, but I could only tilt my head in confusion. She scrunched her face cutely before grunting in exasperation.

"NNno! Gotta get it out!" She scolded herself before opening her eyes and looking into mine, "Darkness. Without you, I think I would have ended up just as bad as Divane. Your hard work and ability to smile at the worst of moments always made me want to be better. I can't tell you how many times I've been working through a difficult prayer or quest, thought of you, and continued on because of it."

She hugged me tightly, my small body gaping like a fish in her arms, with the only noise coming out was an errant, "E-Eris..."

I was so shocked. I... I never knew I had such an impact on her like that. She looked so adamant in her feelings as she threw them at me. I knew we were friends, but... wow.

"I'm sorry I never told you before... I'm just a coward at heart really." Eris whispered, earning a tight returning hug from me. "I can't even stand up to my boss when she's this bad... I want to, but..."

"It's okay." I told her. "I couldn't stand up to her either... not alone at least."

Eris released my Chris body lightly, the two of us firmly gripping each other while keeping looking into each other's eyes.

We both felt a rush of determination at the promise we silently made together to fight Divane as one.

The problem was... I had absolutely no idea how.

How was I supposed to fight a Goddess?

The normality earrings are useless on her. Logic suggests the other relics would be the same level of unhelpful.

I can't beat her in a fight. Even if I manage to steal Kazuma from her, she'd find a way to kill him again and take his soul forever this time. If she can kill him in his sleep then I don't think I can protect him 24/7.

No one else can really join us up here without putting them at incredibly high risk. Hiding me in Chris' body gave us just one chance to do a surprise attack somehow.

We had to take her down more permanently, but I can't think of a way to do it.

...

"I love you, Lalatina."

The passing voice of Kazuma floated through my mind.

"What are you smiling about over there?" Eris asked, "Did you think of a way to beat her?"

"Maybe." I admitted, walking towards the exit door, "It's dumb, risky, and could probably get us killed. You in?"

"Don't insult me by even asking, D!" She smirked, the playful nature I knew and loved shining through her Goddess demeanour as she joined me by the door. "I'm ready for an all out attack!"

Notes:

We did it bois, funny number chapter.

Chapter 70: Darkness in Heaven (Part 4: The Rescue)

Summary:

Darkness vs Divane. Taking all bets.

Chapter Text

All throughout the Succubus Café, there was chaos.

After teleporting into safety, the group that had been in the Mansion was now residing mostly underneath the Café. Currently lying on the bed that Kazuma had once played with them on, lay a severely injured Queen of the Succubae. Gasping for breath as her body's functions struggled to keep working on the blood that had been lost.

The current medics were trying all they could. They'd needed to employ Tifa to rip the golden arrow from Xara's shoulder as the holy nature was so toxic to touch. A few Succubae were trying their hardest to orgasm on the Kazuma Dildos that had been delivered a few days ago (Kazuma's cum could potentially heal the succubus), but were having immense trouble getting in the mood while their Queen suffered.

And those were just the Succubae they could spare. All the rest of their forces were upstairs holding back hordes of angels. The walls were already scratched, the windows shattered, and many of the Monster Girls and Succubae were tired and beaten already. The line was holding, thanks to the efforts of their strongest fighters like Bova the Minotaur and Dhysana the Succubus. Helped by Aerith and Fafy the Faun providing healing support (thanks to the newly acquired ID cards, Fafy had started the priest route.)

It was a bad situation. Yet one leader was currently unable to leave the side of the other.

Sylvia was sat in the viewing stands of the succubus challenge, sat next Wiz holding onto the dead body of Kazuma. Huddled into nearly a ball, she watched Xara like a hawk on it's perch. Biting her thumbnail with an extremely worried look on her face. She wanted to stay back so the medics could work, and the way the succubae looked at her made her unable to get close... but she couldn't leave Xara down here.

Not until she got her answer.

"Why?" Sylvia said quietly to herself at first. The bustle of the healers making her think her voice lost... until she saw Xara's tired and pained eyes meet hers through the crowd. With a sudden motion, Sylvia landed on the floor and repeated herself louder. "Why?! Why did you save me?!"

"Hey! Stay back!"

"No!" Sylvia pushed through the struggling succubae, "Not till she answers me!" Her large form collapsed to its knees just by the bed as her hands gripped tightly the mattress. "You rejected me for so long! I just fought you! Why would you save my life?!"

The room was quiet, apart from the belated breathing of Xara. She was panting in pain, staring at the impassioned eyes of Sylvia who practically loomed over her resting head.

Then Xara chuckled.

"S-such a dumb bitch...cough!"

Sylvia's face went red with anger, with embarrassment, then when it all looked like she'd unleash that rage... she sighed. It all dropped. Sylvia almost looked like she shared a smile with the Queen. Slowly, she rose back to her feet, revealing to the surrounding surprised succubae that she was heavily erect. Whooshing her red dress away from her crotch to show she had a brown tentacle around her massive white dick and was fucking herself quite heavily.

"Of course. I really shouldn't expect you to use your words after all this time." said Sylvia, her eyes disappointed at first before a smirk grew on her slightly drooling lips. "But actions speak louder than words, dear Xara. I think the flame we shared still burns somewhere inside you... I think-"

"Sh-shut up and cum in my mouth already."

Not wanting to keep her waiting any longer, and close to cumming anyway, Sylvia leant forwards into the opened Queen's mouth. Sylvia had given herself a copy of Kazuma's dick for the proceedings, not only the healthier cum for the Queen but a pretty fun penis to ejaculate with as Sylvia had found in the night after Kazuma had left. White hot sperm splattered onto Xara's eager mouth. The life juice of the sperm that had claimed her making Xara instantly feel better, suckling on the tip to let more and more slosh down her expert throat.

The medical succubus gave a relieved sigh, watching as the wound on her chest began to heal. Even the destroyed wing was showing signs of recovery. Though Xara wouldn't be at full health for a while, she was at least stable now thanks to the sexual fluids.

Sylvia and Xara panted together. The brown chieftan falling to her knees by the bed again, though this time to move some of the hair from her former lovers head. Reaching down slowly to delicately peck her forehead... before Xara forcefully grabbed the back of her hair to full on make out with her. When she disconnected, Sylvia was shocked, but Xara just giggled.

"Gotta share our Master's cum." She snarked, definitely sounding better while her hand still played with Sylvia's hair.

They smiled together, feeling somewhat connected after being so separate for so long. It was a sensitive moment. One ruined almost immediately by Kerebryl.

"Oh my GOD, that was easy." The zombie woman rolled her eyes, shouting down from the stands sitting next to Wiz and Kazucorpse. "How many goddamn drinking nights have you ruined by complaining about this woman. Saying 'oh! I'll never take her back even if she begs!' and then HERE WE ARE!"

"KEREBRYL!" Sylvia hissed, very embarrassed by the zombie's words. "SHUT. UP."

The dark haired woman with a far too happy-to-tease smile just took another swig of alcohol that she still had from the mansion, "Yeah, like I'd take that threat seriously. Clearly words mean nothing to my chief!"

Suddenly, one of the succubae who had been trying to orgasm spoke up too, "She has a point boss. You made me keep track of Sylvia for ages in case she ever showed up so you could do a runner."

With a far more cavalier attitude, Xara just shrugged. "My my! Aren't our subordinates cocky!" She laughed, sitting up a bit in her bed to look at her minions. "Affection can take many forms, dear! Want me to show you a few?" Xara's eyes flashed red while she cracked a couple knuckles threateningly. It was certainly enough to make the succubus flutter her wings in worry.

"I'll take that offer!" yelled Kerebryl.

Sylvia crossed her arms angrily towards the zombie, "Oh, you'll get yours. Don't you worry."

"Hey! You wouldn't hurt me near our loving wife, would ya?" Kerebryl quickly grabbed Wiz's hand and waved it like it was a defence.

It was at this moment that Wiz giggled. "You're all so sweet together! Like a big family!"


The Succubus Café would not have had such a wholesome atmosphere if they knew about the woman watching down upon them.

"My my my, look at them all trapped like filthy rats." Divane giggled, her eyes locked on her viewing screen as her angels formed a perimeter around the demonic compound. It was only a matter of time before the place was destroyed, the horrible demons killed, and the last way for the human with many followers to return to his body destroyed.

Once she'd gotten through the last few Goddesses under her employ, she'd go ahead and conquer that penis herself. It was a rather unflattering thing to be conquered, having to endure many many orgasms until your body knew nothing but the other. But Divane felt so highly of herself, and so lowly of the humans meant to praise her, that when she allowed the penis to enter her there was almost no reaction. She'd locked away her own feelings, never letting herself be vulnerable like that. Coupled with the fact that the boy was so adamant in seeing his 'Darkness' that she'd had to shut his mind up to get some peace and quiet.

"Divane-sama."

The goddess looked down, seeing a much shorter Goddess entering her chamber with a calm demeanour. Eris, one of the two that Kazuma had conquered back on Axel. She had tried to convince Divane to stop this plan, but to no avail. She was spunky and spoke her mind, the kind of traits that Divane hated in a subordinate.

"Ah, Eris. To what do I owe the... pleasure." She grimaced, not trying hard to hide her disdain.

Which made it rather surprising when Eris bowed her head all the way to the floor.

"I ask you to please let me join Kazuma."

Divane paused, waiting for some trick or extra stipulation to arise from the usual honorable woman. She tapped her chin in thought, "Hm? Why would I do that, I thought you hated this plan of mine?"

"I was just wanting him for myself." Eris admitted, not raising her head from the floor. Pathetically prostrating herself before her boss while the taller woman considered everything. "Please, I just want to be with him again."

It had been some time since another Goddess had presented themselves like this. "What's in it for me?"

"You're looking to one-up my followers love of him, aren't you?" Eris responded after a moment's thought, finally raising her head to debate with her boss. Scratching awkwardly at the scar on her cheek, "Would that not benefit you to let me stand by his side to show his superiority to me, therefore showing your superiority to me as well?"

After a brief eyebrow raise, Divane considered it, then laughed. "Oh my gosh, you have fallen so far, haven't you? You've been spending far too much time with that icky masochist." The woman tried to act cute while teasing her subordinate. Taking the time to walk around and sit on her large chair once more as she watched the bowing Goddess with mocking contempt. "I could deny you and watch you squirm... but! You're right. Why waste my time with you when you just wanna sit next to the dumbass with a golden dick."

Snapping her fingers, Divane's cage once more appeared in front of Eris. The same scene of Kazuma with a Goddess on top of him and a girlfriend masturbating to his cuckoldry as it had been on the viewing sphere. Eris gulped, looking briefly up to her boss before walking towards the cage entrance.

The door to the cage slowly began to open.

And a body fell near the entrance to the room.

"The heck?" Divane asked, looking to the faceplanted person in confusion. "Is that... a thief?"

Panic rose quickly on Eris' face, looking across to the sprawled out Chris as she raised her aching head. "Ow... not used to being in this body..." She moaned, then snapping her face in shock as both Divane and Eris stared at her. "Uh... I'm the... mailman? AIP!"

She screamed as a fireball was sent barrelling towards her. The quick footed Chris barely making it in time to dodge out of the way, quickly scrambling down the corridor that she'd sneaked from and out the front door.

"HEY!" Divane yelled, quickly giving chase to the spritely woman and disappearing around the corner as well. "I will not tolerate thievery in my chambers!"

Which left only Eris and the cage.

Or at least, that's what one would assume based on how it looks.

--POV Shift: Darkness--

I sighed. The first part of the plan went off swimmingly. Divane really can't tell which one of us is Eris when we switch clothes. I quickly disrobed the hat from my disguise and hurried through the cage door towards the humping boy.

"Okay Kazuma, let's get you out of here," I said, grabbing the Goddess he was thrusting into and moving her off his body. With nowhere better to place her, I shifted her limp form onto my masturbating body before turning back to Kazuma. His face was blank, his hips finally stopped thrusting, and though his mighty cock was still tempting I had very little time to enjoy it, even if Chris' body was quite interested. "Don't suppose the power of love is going to break you from this spell?" I joked, moving some hair away from his thousand yard stare. "Yeah, didn't think so."

Chris' body will make carrying Kazuma a bit of a pain. Not to mention the Eris dress I'd changed into wasn't built for sneaking. Luckily, she had some skills I could still use. I shifted myself so my back laid flat against Kazuma's own back. Then with a rope in my hand, I activated Bind against my chest. With Chris' luck stat the operation was a success, Kazuma was bound to me and I was able to pick him up like a backpack, though with his limp form he did drag his feet a tad.

With his body secure, I moved towards the exit of the cage. So far so good, I moved quick towards the doorway.

WARNING WARNING BREACH OF CONTAINMENT WARNING WARNING BREACH OF CONTAINMENT

"Hey!" I heard a yell over the loud alarm above the door I'd walked through. I turned to see Divane scowling at me from a little distance down the corridor. Hands on her hips, and teeth grinding against each other, "You bitch! You were working with this one to distract me!" She pointed behind her at Eris in Chris' clothes. Looked like she also had no idea it was boobytrapped like that.

But it was when Divane took a single step towards me that we both sprang into action.

Eris was the first to act, spreading her hands wide to summon a large runic circle beneath Divane. The larger Goddess looking down in practically slow motion, unable to stop the shining light quickly emanating from the ground. "Remove Luck!" Eris shouted. With a flash, Divane suddenly tripped on her white robe and landed on the floor.

"What!? You're Eris?!"

In the confusion I bolted to the side, jumping up to the creamy railing and instantly greeted with an infinite abyss below me. The gap to the other side was about 30 feet. I had to keep reminding myself I had Chris' stats, which meant I could leap to the other side... but it didn't make it any less scary.

Almost as a distant thought, I could hear Divane kick at Eris before getting up and thundering towards me. Shouting, "Oh no you don't!" As I tried to psyche myself up.

"Okay... okay, okay okay okay oKAY OKAY!" I gripped the ropes on my shoulders that bound me to Kazuma tightly and pushed against the floor with all my might.

My feet barely missed Divane's swipe to grab me, but the huge amount of air that she pushed with her massive hand threw what little calculations off I had instantly. I could see the other side of the valley of doors slip upwards out of my sight as the two of us began to fall downwards.

"DARKNESS!" Eris shouted as my and Kazuma's body began to tumble down. It wasn't enough to send us into the abyss, just one story down onto the next row of doors. The landing wasn't going to be pleasant though...

We landed hard. I tried to mitigate what I could by tucking into a roll but my defence wasn't very high in this body. My legs buckled, the fluffy cloud like floor a complete lie as the concrete feeling ground met us again and again as we tumbled across the corridor and into a nearby wall.

Kazuma took the full force of our stop. His face was mashed into the wall, his hands were flat against it, and his body was curved uncomfortably forward while Chris' body was laying on top of him. I suppose as my body was luckier it made sense that I'd be protected? Who knows. I certainly didn't feel lucky while my body was incredibly winded from that fall. Nothing broke, thankfully. And I think that Kazuma can't get hurt as a soul?

Even in his mind controlled state, I heard Kazuma groan in pain.

It was then that Divane landed on the same floor as us. The large woman staying on her feet easily from the different heights, but landing so heavily that our bodies were thrust upwards.

Her face was seething with rage as she straightened out her back, "There you are! Did you really think you could run from ME?!" The Goddess roared while once more reaching out her hand to grab us.

"Smokescreen!"

After years of seeing Chris use these moves, there was a bit of satisfaction I had in pulling them off so well. The massive fingers of Divane swiped into nothingness, the smoke clearing quickly but neither Kazuma nor I inside.

"Gah! So annoying!" The Goddess hissed, stamping her foot and looking around the immediate area.

I'd used Escape to, well, escape. Managing to use it in tandem with the Lurk skill to sneak into one of the elevators I'd risen to this level in. I had no idea how long it would last, but at this point every second counts.

As soon as the see-through box moved, my Lurk was forcibly dropped. The shadow I was in temporarily shifting between floors and making me easily spotted by the divine eyes of Divane. "There!" She hissed in rage. Smashing her hand through the walls above the elevator to try and grab the box I was in. I wonder how many near misses I'm allowed before Eris' removed luck runs out? Cause once more our elevator escaped the horrible claws of that holy woman as we were shunted down many many stories of heaven.

"GET BACK HERE!"

"No! Leave us alone!"

Suddenly I could see an orange runic circle appear on the floor outside the elevator... every floor. It was hard to tell with the speed we were travelling at, but it seems the magic turned the entire section of the ground 'traversable', as multiple angels began falling through the floor accidentally with the new pitfall.

And then Divane reappeared. The huge woman gaining on us as she nosedived through the layers of heaven to try and catch us. Ignoring the angels she battered through to horribly chase her target. The determined look she gave me as we both travelled downwards together was haunting, but it only made me angrier to try and keep Kazuma away from this possessive bitch.

With no idea what they meant, I hoped the big red button with a strange symbol on it meant 'Stop'.

Thankfully I was right, it was a rough motion but the elevator screeched to a halt on a random level of heaven. Divane had a moment to realise what I'd done, before her body went straight down out of sight. I could hear crash after crash, and I escaped the elevator to rush over to see where she was. The psycho had halted her stop by gripping the side of the hole she'd made. Groaning and straining, and covered in rubble from the floors she'd destroyed in slowing her descent, she still had the energy to glare up at me.

"GIVE ME THAT DICK BACK!" Divane yelled through Heaven, scrambling her limbs like a horrible spider creature climbing her way back up to me.

I didn't stick around, quickly rushing to the nearest meeting room and closing the door behind me.

"Shit, shit, shit..." I panted. Rushing over to the centre of the room.

This had to work. Did she see which door I entered?

I crouched and deactivated the bind and let Kazuma's body slide down to the ground. Then I spun around and brought out the scroll that Eris gave me earlier. It was a one time use spell, and once I activated it there was a glowing circle on the ground around Kazuma. If activated, this spell would send him back to his body in Axel. I just had to let it power up by reading the whole scroll...

But I'd run out of time.

"No!" I yelled, as my body began to rise upwards from the ground. I swiped, trying to grab him, but it was no use. Trapped in between Divane's finger and thumb, she easily scooped me up and loomed her massive face over me.

The horrid woman just smiled, letting out a relieved exhale. "Finally got you." She beamed, activating a spell to make me float just in front of her then spinning my body around. "It was a valiant attempt, but the heroine always wins in the end!"

I just scoffed angrily, "You're trying to kill people so you can be popular! I can't believe someone so twisted would have so much power over others!"

"Bla, bla, bla." said Divane while rolling her eyes at me, "Look, I don't really care what you think. But the least you could do is take off that thing while you're talking to me."

With a snap of her fingers, Chris fell away. I gasped in shock and confusion as my entire being was ripped out of Chris' body, and my soul was all that was left. The feeling was bizarre, to return to a normalcy you'd felt previously after getting used to something, but here I was back as big busty Darkness while floating in front of her. The sight of Chris' crumpled body was very distressing...

"There. Now, time for you to go away. As the good guy who just wants people to praise her hard work again, I will not banish your soul into the eternal mists." She said, walking me over to where I'd laid out the circle for Kazuma and placing my floating body just above the runes before moving Kazuma away, "You're going to live a nice and peaceful life, alone. You won't bother me anymore and I'll have angels watching your every move to make sure there's no way you're ever put in danger again. I can live on as the mortal's shining star, that penis there gets to occasionally have sex, and all the members of your harem that deserve to come to Heaven, will! They'll stay with me for eternity like all should desire!"

My arms flailed for the ground, or Kazuma, or anything that could save me. But no matter what I couldn't find a way to get out of this floating spell.

"STOP IT! PLEASE!" I begged, trying to get through to her one last time.

She didn't even listen. Reaching down and picking up Kazuma's body to quickly snuggle with it. His lifeless eyes emotionless as she gripped his hand and used it to wave at me.

"Say bye bye~!"

This was it.

This was the end.

The light beneath me began to shine a bit brighter...

...

I think about my religion from time to time.

I'm not the best at doing daily prayers. I rarely visit the church. I didn't even believe in Aqua for the longest time.

But I carry my crest of Eris everywhere I go.

When I was very young I asked my father about our faith. About why we follow the blessings of Eris over any other deity. He told me that there's many things you could believe in, but luck will always help you most in the end. Wars have been won and empires have fallen on the simplest luck, and when you're out there swinging swords it's always best to have luck to make sure you always strike true. It's why I never invested any points into my accuracy (and not just so monsters would hit me more, shush). It was because I believed that Eris was always watching over me.

So I know when to trust in luck.

Like the luck of having a new boyfriend, and him just so happening to tell you exactly how to win a battle before it's even started.

"ERIS! NOW!"

Divane's eyebrow raised slightly, turning to see where my gaze was looking at. I couldn't see her from where I was floating, but I could tell the immense shock and worry that went through her divine form at that point.

Cause she saw the Goddess of Luck with an angry glare and wielding a book.

"Lalatina Dustiness Ford!" Eris spoke powerfully, opening the tome in front of her and letting it float in place. "You are being reincarnated into this world, which means due to 'Rule [̴̼̦͙̊͐͘]̶͈͝[̷̥̩̲̉]̸̣̊̂̓[̸̯̦̊̒͠]̵̹͔̜̎͝[̸̳̬̈́̕]̸͔̜̺̎̈͝[̸̭̠͝]̷̡̱̎͌ -B I am able to offer you one cheat item or ability in order to help you defeat the Demon King! What item would you like to take during your reincarnation?!"

Sweat budded onto Divane's form. Such raw panic coursed through her mind as she turned back to me. Her eyes were twitching, her pupils were tiny and shaking, her mouth wide in fear. She knew exactly what our plan was and was powerless to stop it. I couldn't help but grin powerfully in triumph as my index finger rose up.

"I CHOOSE DIVANE!"

Chapter 71: Darkness in Heaven (Part Finale: How to train your Goddess)

Summary:

The End of Divanegellion.

(Thanks to Galikolord and 0neSwoodDude for help this chapter!)

Chapter Text

A carriage made a loud creaking sound as it drove over the pavement.

Before my eyes were houses built from red bricks, the streets I'd grown to know so well. A sense of relief washed over me as I took in the usual streets of Axel again. Feeling like it'd been so long, a dawning sunbeam hitting my face as the sky slowly illuminated.

“AHHH! …AHHH…!”

My clothes had been returned to me. The black cleavage dress, the high heels that were a pain to walk in, and best of all: my earrings. I couldn't stop my hands from stroking my precious relic.

“AHHH! …AHHH! …AHHH…!”

I turned around and looked at Divane, who was hugging her head and screaming. Her height had massively reduced, now she was just a few heads taller than me. Though it was hard to tell since she'd fallen to her knees.

“Hey, you’re noisy.” I said, "Your plan failed. You're stuck down here with me until we defeat the Demon King, so you may as well get used to it."

“AHHH–!”

The goddess screamed as she pounced over to grab me.

Her strength stat hadn't diminished that much with her size reduction, probably some remaining level of power from heaven, as she grabbed my neck and choke slammed me into a nearby wall. The force of it cracked the stone, though thankfully my defence was back up to maximum.

"SHUT UP!" She screamed. The high pitched wail was so bitter and angry, she was practically hissing with her vile breaths, any semblance of 'cute' now lost on that raging and crinkled face, "I CAN'T BE DOWN HERE! I'M POPULAR!"

"-cff!- R-really? Cause from where I s-stand you're j-just a loser with no followers!" I roared back at her, grabbing the hand on my throat and ripping her fingers away from me. I kicked off the wall and shouldered her bulky body. As she stumbled backwards and fell into a bush, I brushed myself off. "Now, listen to me."

She didn't. Divane's palms glowed pure white and she used her holy energy to push herself upwards. With as much energy as she could, she went to strike me with a divine punch...

"I'm letting you go."

It was enough to make her stop in her tracks, inches from my face. "...huh?"

I pushed her hand away and pointed at her, "There’s no point in us fighting, as there’s one rule that has to be followed before you can get what you want." My words rang true, and it was proven when she grit her teeth in frustration, "You want to return to heaven? Go ahead. But you'll have to kill the Demon King first."

The pouting woman folded her arms childishly, "That simpleton?! A measly demon with too much power and far too much time on his hand?! ..." She paused, considering it, "...and what if, somehow, this fool manages to trick me? Demons are very sneaky, you know."

"Maybe you'll need to spend some years training to become stronger, or gain a following again. But this should be healthy for you. A fresh start." I shrugged off her concern, "And if we’re stuck together, maybe I wouldn’t mind helping you through it."

"How very...ugh, noble of you." She grimaced, hugging her body but keeping calm again. “And why, pray tell, are you doing this for someone who tried to kill you?”

“Well, I’ve recently gone through some soul searching with Kazuma.” I admitted, looking up to the heavens and where Eris was probably healing him, “He loves me. It’s a stupid decision, but one I must respect by learning to love myself as well. And I just thought that…” My eyes looked over to this tall woman, raising her eyebrow at me, “...maybe you should learn to do the same. All this desire to be popular, all this power hungry manipulation…I fear that, deep down, you’re just a lonesome woman in need of friends. Like I once was.” I smiled. Hoping my words reached her for once.

I opened my hand to her and prompted her to do the same.

She stared at it for a while. Seemingly considering all of it. After about a minute, Divane began to walk over.

This seemed like the end. I'd check in on her from time to time, but in order to keep peace, I had to be the bigger person here.

Our hands reached out, so very close to embracing... when I saw a slight flash of malice in Divane's eyes.

Barely dodging in time, I threw my body backwards, barely avoiding a dagger of pure light from the goddess' other hand swiping just by my eyeballs.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" I screamed, blocking the next swipe with my forearm as she continued slashing the light dagger at me.

She just kept pushing on, trying to pierce my skin with the dagger, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! ‘Learn to love myself’?! You’re mocking me, aren’t you!” Divane hissed, kicking with her heel to continue her combo attack. “I am perfect! I am a beautiful singer goddess combo! I simply DESERVE to be popular!”

I had to dodge again as more attacks followed from the insane woman’s powerful limbs. Light burst from her eyes, a beam of pure energy scorching the floor where I’d stood and singed my dress. Punches landed to my gut, slashes dug into my skin, all while I failed to get much countering in through the confusion.

"Kill the Demon King?! Are you mad?! You think I want to go through all that boring hard work?!" The maniac laughed, "Maybe if I kill you now, I can just go back home and finish my plan! Or I'll just have that human all to myself down here! I'm not a glutton for punishment like some stinky masochist! And I don't want to be your ‘cheat item’ either! Why can't you just see how pretty I am and do everything for me!? I am the ultimate-"

"OH THAT IS ABSOLUTELY IT!"

I grabbed Divane by the robe and ran. Pushing her back with all my might, she punched my back but it was for naught. We travelled through a hedge, a sign, and eventually crashed through a wall into a nearby blacksmith’s shop.

She tumbled back, neither of us particularly hurt even as she landed amongst the rubble and blacksmith’s tools. I grabbed something off the wall and threw it at her.

"Normally your hands and legs are tied behind your back by these normally unbreakable chains!" I hissed in rage, seeing her hands suddenly snap together uncomfortably behind her. I picked her up by the dress and drove her to her knees. The only light around us to illuminate my rage was the blooming sun through the hole in the wall and the dull flames of the forge.

"You think I WANTED to let you go?! You think I WANTED to be the bigger person?! You’ve ruined one of the happiest nights of my life! And for what?! Just so you could be popular by taking advantage of my boyfriend?! I gave you a fucking chance you horrible bitch, but you can't even be the slightest bit godly for FIVE MINUTES!”

I struck her with my palm.

It felt like slapping a wall, her defence was out of this world. My hand pulsed in pain while she barely moved an inch from the attack.

"Ha! Stupid pain slut!" She laughed, barely even making an attempt to escape to mock me further, "I'm still a Goddess! The best Goddess with the best defence in all the heav-!" My palm struck her again, and again, and again. The pain was still present, but I kept hitting the goddess wall.

"Oi. Stop that."

"You talk a lot about you, but let’s talk about me.” I said while slapping her face again, “I am a woman" Slap "who has been holding back" Slap "her submissive and crazy urges" Slap "to try and get a boy to like me back." Slap "And as soon as I find one crazy enough to do it, fate rips him away from me, with you killing him!" Slap Slap Slap

She yawned, “Not my fault you like pain too much, bimbo.”

"I do like harsh physical stimulation, and there’s nothing wrong with that.” I told her, remembering the words Kazuma told me during our date to reinvigorate my slapping. “So why don’t you deal with it, if you love yourself so fucking much.” Slap! “You think living with a masochist is bad? Well, let's see how you like being one." Slap!

Finally, she dodged my hands, visibly worried about the implications after feeling bored with my attacks, "W-what do you mean?"

"Normally, for every slap I give you, you will gain one of my fetishes."

Her eyes went wide. All the new ideas and thoughts suddenly started invading her head.

I grabbed her hair and brought her towards me. The motion made her gasp out loud in a way that she hadn't expected from herself.

"Every errant thought, every perverted whim, all my submissive streaks and dripping wet dreams. But unlike me who’s had years of learning how to suppress it, you’ll be feeling the full brunt of it for the first time.” I brought her closer to me, so her eyes and mine were locked. “You and I are about to become very close, Divane.”

Divane was breathing hard.

Deep, long, and slightly ragged breaths. The kind of breathing I knew all too well.

This woman was suddenly, completely, irreversibly horny.

“I-It didn’t work…” She swallowed, laughing lightly at me even as sweat trickled down her face. “G-guess you’ll have to keep s-slapping me, huh?”

I could only smile.

“Oh!” Divane gasped as my hand struck her face, again and again. Slowly, it felt like her defence was weakening. Like she was manually making herself weaker to my attacks. “S-stop! You brute! S-stop~ You’re tearing me apart~”

Obviously, there was no way to tell how far she’d fallen, but only to reflect on my own thoughts would I be in her position right now. ‘These chains are so tight’, ‘her hand is so rough’, and of course the big one…

I quickly lifted her dress. It was large enough to feel like an entire rug pull. But when I did, we were both greeted by the beautiful sight of a very VERY wet pussy.

“How’s it feel to have years of perversion thrust into you?”

Her face went red and she looked away, but I pulled on her lip, dragging her forward and forcing her to answer. The perverse smile on her face was the first time Divane had looked actually genuine. The power of masochism really empowers her feelings, “I-I don’t… know what you mean...”

My hand reached down and lightly grazed her wet panties. I could feel her throb just on the drive by, and could see her eyes illuminate in feeling from the slightest touch. She didn’t need to confirm it, her body was doing enough for me.

“Hah~ How’s my p-perfect pussy feel?!” the old Divane shone through, “Is it not the most wonderful set of genitals you’ve ever felt?! I should think you would give up on the rest after you’ve tried mine!”

“Hmmm…no. Not gonna do that.”

The woman’s panties got even wetter. Her body convulsed, her spine curled, and a low moan echoed around the room, “NNG! Oh… oh my god… I-I never knew rejection could feel so… good! You’re such a nobody, yet you don’t want to spend the rest of your days worshipping me?! NNG!!” Divane talked herself into another microgasm. Seemed she’d gotten my penchant for being cucked.

I kept slapping her, though this time I aimed a little lower by slapping her massive tits around. One quickly bounced free from its loose cloth containment, making the woman orgasm slightly again at the voyeurism. The shocks shook her huge body, and it kept bumping weapons and tools off the shelves, or knocking into the furnace itself. Each slap of her sizable breasts sent satisfying ripples of reverberations up her chest, and I could feel how hard her nipples were as I attacked. The begging look on her panting face showed how far this awful woman had fallen already…

Honestly, the horny part of my monkey brain was getting jealous of this classic mind break scenario… but I could press on.

“Let’s get those imagination gears turning, shall we?” I cooed, activating my ability to control a room and sending images into her mind to ‘control the world’ as it was when I played with Tifa, Aerith and Cloud. “Let’s say I’m Beldia the Dullahan, and I’ve threatened to take you back to my castle to make you my sexy servant!”

Divane’s smile was so big and lewd now, drool poured from her mouth as she saw me as the evil headless knight. “No! A Goddess like me could never be yours! You’ll have to… have your way with me for days! Putting your horrid, rotten penis into my perfect, pristine body! But my pure heart will always be mine!”

I stroked her hair ever so gently and it made the woman cream her panties once more. Just the idea of the Demon King’s long deceased general touching her was enough. “Well, if he couldn’t do it, then what if you saw me as a horrible beast? Like an Orc with enough strength to hold you in one large paw?!”

“Try all you want, Orc!” She practically shouted, spending the most energy I’d seen her emit since the chains went on to thrust her body into my grip, “The Goddess of Light, Life, and Love will purify any liquids you attack me with! You’ll have to try better than that to subjugate someone like me! I’ll only be your sex toy if you get on the floor and beg!”

Her priorities were clashing, but at her core she was still her same vain self. It was making it too much fun to finally mess with her, like pulling on her nipples and making the huge body scream in heavenly bliss. She still felt soft, and the desire in her eyes was growing with each tease.

“A Kraken and a Giant Frog, both wrapping their tentacles and tongues around your body. The squirming sensations as they taste every part of you.” I described, reaching down and tracing my fingers along her goosebump-riddled skin before slapping her pussy.

“They’re going to eat meeeee~! They’re going to send my body down a thick squishy gullet, like I was worth nothing more than a quick bite to eat!”

“The Demon King-”

“FUCK! The one assaulting this world, the truest evil… owning someone as pure as me! Ruining my body every day with his corrupted seed!” Her speech was long, ragged, and very familiar. “Spitting on me! Hitting me! Using my body as a rag to clean his floor! F-FUCCK!”

She orgasmed. Hard. Enough to send her head thrusting backwards and into the wall behind the furnace, crushing it similarly to how we first entered the room. But it didn’t end there, she continued to splash a torrent of clear liquid down her long legs that was already forming a pond beneath her.

As she was panting and begging more, I pulled her ear closer to me to whisper, “And at the centre of it all is one man. One man who can treat the flames inside you with his own perverted lust.” I sexily spoke, searing the lust into her soul forever, “I’ve given you all my desires… including, probably, the one I’ve fallen in love for…”


Kazuma awoke with a start.

“Ah! Kazuma! You’re finally back to being alive!” Wiz exclaimed, embracing her shocked husband tightly as his lungs sputtered back into working order. “How are you feeling right now?”

“Ugh…like I was just dead for the last few hours,” He coughed, taking the time to hug the Lich back as he composed himself. Her softness was a pretty nice comfort while his body’s tissues readjusted to a working heart again. “Where am I?”

With a brain firing neurons again, he started to look at the environment. Seeing the place he’d also recently faced death, though this time the basement of the cafe was completely empty and not filled with cum hungry succubae. The only ones still in the room were himself, Wiz, and Kerebryl drinking next to them.

“Don’t worry oh great cap-e-tane! You’re among the dead now!” The zombie woman laughed, punching the frowning Kazuma in the shoulder before chugging more of her vodka. “All the living souls are upstairs fighting the holy jackass squad to defend this place.”

Wiz let Kazuma peel himself off of her. Stretching out his body with a few groans. “Are you going to be alright, Kazuma?” She asked with great concern in her tone. “Sylvia and Xara can handle the attackers.”

“They probably can, yeah.” He nodded, creaking his way down the stairs and heading towards the exit. “Which is why I’m off to find Darkness. If they’re still fighting, this ain’t over…”


“The boy…”

I once more slapped Divane, earning a gasp of pleasure from her, “Not ‘the boy’. The man. Kazuma is a real man, and our owner. You got that?”

She looked delirious from the amount of heat in her head. “I… belong to him? To… Kazuma?” The Goddess asked, trying to make sense of her new reality. “But… if I belong to him, why do you as well? Surely he would be satisfied with my perfection alone…”

Ugh, this woman.

“Surely, then, the only way to find someone as… perfect as you, is someone with an endless appetite that could surpass you, yes?”

It looked like an actual strain was going through her mind as she considered the almost paradoxical nature that was my suggestion. I only wanted to see if she would get over herself by imagining someone better than her. But the more time passed on, the harder it seemed for her to actually think of someone.

“Okay, don’t hurt yourself.” I sighed, bringing the woman back to this reality and dropping my effect on the room. “Besides, Kazuma may not even want you after what you did to him.”

Once more, her arousal spiked at the thought of being rejected. Oh, I remember a time when I was like that; thinking that such experiences were way more fun than they actually were. Rejection is nothing to orgasm over. Not when your real feelings were on the line. Maybe she’ll learn that too, one day. But then again, maybe she’ll never let herself get that vulnerable in the first place.

With her horny face swaying back and forth, she began mumbling. “Satou… Kazuma… you know, I looked through his past. He is a charlatan; a fool.”

Well, he did pick me as his girlfriend after Megumin. I can’t deny that.

“He is a simple-minded monkey, wishing only for hedonistic goals and simple dreams.” Her head started lowering down. The kneeling goddess’ hair draped over her face and made her front hard to see. “So little grace… nowhere near cute… he’ll shout, lie, trick, bully, and more just to get what he wants… a parasite on the universe…”

“And what does that all mean to you?”

With a single move, her head thrust back up so I could see the pure look of bliss on her face. Eyes rolled back, drool and snot leaking from her panting orifices, and her tongue hanging from her mouth.

“He is SO my type!”

“Wow…”

Our heads shot around, seeing the object of both our affections now standing in the blacksmith wall’s hole. His expression was difficult to read. Could it be disappointment? Anger? Pity?

I felt so awkward. Like I’d been caught with my pants around my ankles masturbating.

“Uh… I…”

Kazuma walked forwards, dodging a few of the hanging items to stand next to me in front of Divane. The unreadable glare stayed, focusing on the squirming goddess in front of him. Her panting breaths still ragged and steamy, the woman’s crazy eyes just staring right back at him.

“So…you’re the one who ordered the hit on me?”

Divane just did what she usually did, not responding to others’ questions. “Look upon your newest pet and weep in pure happiness!” She laughed, thrusting her chest out and squishing her mounds into Kazuma’s body. “I am Divane! The first and last slave you’ll need! Reward me for being such a wonderful-”

His knee rose into her stomach.

Guh! T-thank you…!”

The goddess in charge of so many collapsed to the floor in erotic spasms.

“Woah…” I marvelled.

He just shrugged. “Eh. Gender equality, true advocate, bla bla bla. Not important! Darkness!”

“Y-yes!” I squeaked as he spun towards me.

My mind was worried for a moment that he’d do a similar cruel thing to me. Instead, he leapt into my arms for a full body hug.

“You were incredible!” He exclaimed in an excited tone of voice. “You came up to heaven to get me?! Fought a Goddess and fucking WON?! Holy shit - you’re fucking awesome!”

The unbridled praise had been too much when it was just us having sex, now I was shaking with confusion at how much his words were affecting me. Luckily, he probably knew I didn’t want to respond, so instead his lips locked tightly on mine.

I have to say, for the moments I feared this would never happen again, it felt so good to melt into his embrace if only for a second.

“Now, the only criticism I have is that you didn’t wait for me to begin revenge time.” Kazuma said as he hopped off my body and cracked his knuckles. Though the way Divane panted happily at the motion made him pause. “Uhh… she's a masochist too?”

“O-of course not!” The goddess retorted, peeling herself off the floor like a worm to try and hold dignity. Pretty impossible when her face was dripping from her own pussy juice puddle. “I am simply above all the rest of you peons that pain is impossible, and only pleasure can be found from your attacks!” She declared haughtily. “Strike me, slash me, fff-fucck me… hah… n-no matter w-what I’ll be perfectly sane!”

Unimpressed, Kazuma flicked her uncovered nipple.

“NNGH! The pathetic human has manhandled me! GUH! He intends to unleash all his pent up semen inside of me! Spending the rest of his tiny lifespan as my tormentor!”

Once more Divane was on the ground. Writhing in pleasure and ruining her holy outfit even more.

“Ew. You’re like a combo of all the worst parts of Aqua and Darkness…” Kazuma frowned, reaching down and peeling some of the matted hair from her forehead. “If it turns out you’re also Explosion crazy, then you’ve collected the full set.”

“K-Kazuma… you think so little of me…~” I giggled, earning a ‘not you too’ type of frown from him. “Sorry. But you forgot about yourself. Wouldn’t she also need to be unable to run very far?”

“...I don’t know whether to be insulted or complimented that you think THAT’S my worst attribute.”

I smiled at him, “What would you say it is then?”

“Oi, don’t make me answer that. How is anyone supposed to pick out their worst trait?” He quickly put his finger on my lips, “Don’t go spouting the stupid one you think you have.”

We laughed together a little, but were interrupted by a sinister laugh overpowering the two of ours. Looking down, we saw its source manically cackling to herself.

“Y-you’re ignoring me!” Divane squirmed, her legs kicking around the room and knocking a rack of swords over. “I am perfect and you are ignoring me for that guttural trash! Oh god.. It’s so… HOT!” She screeched, once more working herself up to an orgasm and spraying it on the room.

Though suddenly her words became a lot more literal.

“OH SHIT!” Kazuma exclaimed, pointing to Divane’s shoulder. The one that was currently leaning way too far into the forge and had caught an ember the wrong way, “Your robe’s on fire!”

Her head lolled to the side, uncaring. “My insides… are more aflame… than any robe…”

“No, he means you’re literally on fire!” I repeated, “Normally your chains will come loose if you’re in danger!”

In an instant, she was off the ground and gone. As in, she used some sort of super speedy goddess power to grab Kazuma and run, leaving her smouldering clothes behind.

“Oh goddamnit - I’m so stupid!”

I had to run after her, just missing the blacksmith who looked at the hole in his wall with shock. “Sorry! Bill my harem!” I yelled before rushing as fast as I could away.

I got about half way down the road before slowing down rather heavily.

My world suddenly began to spin. My insides churned way up… was this a side effect of coming back from heaven? I felt so sick, so suddenly, that I…

I threw up in a bush.

One of the side effects of having such a high defence stat is I basically never get status ailments, including being sick. But my body was shaking and my stomach was empty. I can’t even enjoy being sick for the first time in years because I don’t have time for this. I have to find out what happened to Kazuma, but where could Divane be taking him? It could be anywhere at this point…


“Hey!” Kazuma barked, fumbling in his confines, “What the fuck?! Can I stop getting manhandled for two seconds?! Where are we even going?!”

A naked Divane ran through the streets of Axel gripping Kazuma between her crossed arms. He could escape…but then that would mean he would have to get off the large, soft, fleshy pillows that were pushing on his scalp rather nicely… she was still a big ol’ goddess at the end of the day.

“Why, the place I hear everyone goes when starting in this world!” She announced, not stopping for a second, even when several angels and demons stopped their fighting to look at her. “My final subjugation should be a spectacle, yet similarly very mundane!”

Before Kazuma could even begin to understand that oxymoron, she reached the location and burst into the double doors. Knocking back the wall of angels that had been trying to get in with barely a thought to who was looking at her.

Inside were many tables, quite a few waitresses, and a very confused Luna, Sena, and Lily peering around the announcement door to see what was happening.

“Here! This is where I shall fall to Satou Kazuma!” Divane announced, throwing the boy roughly onto the table and combing a hand through her hair as if to pose for the staring crowd. Shimmering sparkles in her now messy hair shining down around her, “At today’s special event: the Breeding Day at the Guild!”

Chapter 72: Boss on Boss Fight

Summary:

Guild Goddess Gets Got.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"So you're alright? Taking over for Divane-senpai?"

The green haired goddess smiled coyly down at Eris. "How nice of you to use honorifics while talking of the woman you removed." The luck goddess looked very flustered, but was waved off. "It's all fine with me, Eris-san. I was second in command if Divane ever had to step out, and we all know it was us doing the work around here anyway." She admitted, looking over the multiple stacks of papers on Divane's desk. Many of which were simply doodles of 'album' artwork on top of important documents anyway. "Besides, this just means I can officially stop working downstairs at customer service. Just in time too, that last one was such a drama queen..."

"Well, as long as you're sure... Palutena-senpai." Eris curtseyed, earning a gratifying nod in return.

After stretching her back out, Palutena snapped her fingers. "Right, let's fix this mess first," She said while a visual of the Succubus Cafe appeared on her spinning cube. "Attention All Angels! Return to Heaven! I repeat, return to Heaven! We are under new management, Divane-san is currently-"


"FUCK ME KAZUMA!"

Spread legs was usually such a wonderful invitation, especially by one as large and beautiful as the one currently spreading, but the one she went wide for simply cringed. Not helped by the audience around him, all of which seemed rather confused by the whole affair.

"Uhh, Kazuma?" asked the owner of the guild to the two who had just burst inside. "Who's this?"

Divane shuddered in pleasure.

"Guh! The peons of this world don't even know who I am! How deliciously decadent that I have fallen so far down my own holy totem pole! A goddess that deserves to fade away into nothingness... yet I stand tall as the beautiful and worthless woman standing before you!"

As the woman posed her naked body skyward while panting in ecstacy, Kazuma turned to Luna. "She's a fucking pain."

More moans, and the pose quickly collapsed to the ground as she clutched her chest. Luna giving Kazuma a silent eye raise as he nodded in mired acceptance. "Um, did you say something about Breeding Day?" asked Luna to the larger than life woman, "Because, we were going to set that up before all this angel stuff happened..."

"Yes, I will be conquered as a ritual for the day to begin proper!" Divane announced from the floor. Peeling herself out of the puddle she was making to address the other busty blonde in the room. "Then the day shall end! I am the beginning and the finale of all that needs to be bred! The shining star! The conquest of the millennium! I AM-!"

"ANNOYING!" Kazuma growled, his foot colliding with her side and earning a-whole-nother wave of orgasm juice to splash onto the floor, "God damn girl! Who says I even want to take you into my harem?! You literally fucking killed me!"

Divane's large hand suddenly covered the whole of his upper torso, a begging look in her eyes as she dragged her head up to look at him. "No! You must claim me! My loins cannot take the burning fire much longer! I-I'll go crazy without-!"

With a smacking sound, a living brown tentacle wrapped around the goddess' mouth, hands, and feet.

"I think we've all heard quite enough of her," The attacker grumbled, walking into the room with two women, one similarly very tall, behind her, "Kazuma! Are you alright, my darling?"

Kazuma exhaled happily, rubbing his attacked neck while smiling, "Sylvia! Xara! Man, am I happy to see you two!" He beamed, rushing over to them and leaping onto the black/red haired woman first. Wrapping his arms around her neck as Sylvia squeezed him back, feeling relief in his embrace after worrying for his soul all night. Xara simply put a hand on his head and let her hand feel his hair.

And the third woman who had entered whined, "And Aqua~! Kazuma, don't ignore me~!" She pouted in annoyance.

"Yeah yeah, I'm glad you're here too." He pat her suddenly smiling face before looking back around at his Succubus wife... and spotting who she was carrying, "Wait, why's Darkness unconscious?!"

"We found her like this outside." said Xara with a frown, "After the angels left, we followed the sense of the highest holy magic source here, but on the way found Mistress Ford lying down near a bush. It took a moment to get her away from the river of holy water flowing in the streets, but from what I can tell whatever was ailing her was also cured from that water."

"You're welcome!" Aqua beamed, "I was rushing here to find you guys too! I bumped into them just outside! Though, I don't know what's wrong with Darkness..."

Reaching over and touching the blonde's face, Kazuma just smiled lightly. "She's probably just exhausted. It's been a really long night..." as if to punctuate his point, Kazuma yawned. "Fahh~ for both of us really. What's the time? Man, I don't think I've ever been up this goddamn early..."

The succubus queen simply bent down and kissed his forehead, "We're just happy to see you alive, my husband."

"Yeah, don't ever die again. That really stunk." Aqua nodded quietly, squeezing his hand a little.

"There's some beds in the back, if you need them!" Luna cut in. Walking over to the group at the doorway with Sena, while Lily went over to poke at Divane. "They were going to be wheeled out for the event today, but I'm sure no one will mind sacrificing one for now so Darkness can rest." With a gratified nod, Xara followed the blonde out of the main room and into the back with the sleeping crusader. Kazuma was about to follow, but as he hopped off of Sylvia someone interrupted him.

"MMFPHGPHGMMM!"

All eyes went over to Divane. An angry look in her eye as the naked goddess scowled at the harem group. She was currently tearing her way out of the tentacle trap, using her various light daggers to slice through the wriggling flesh.

"Oh right, my boss," laughed Aqua nervously, stepping a few paces behind the group and nervously looking away. "I really hope this isn't about your secret booze stash that I raided..." She mumbled before scurrying away into the back where Xara and Darkness went.

It was pretty obvious what she wanted, and she wasn't going to stop hunting it down without a fight.

Sylvia took a step forward, putting herself between Kazuma and Divane.

Light began beaming from the Goddess. Her feet were freed, and now all that remained was the binding on her mouth. The rabble that had gathered began either hiding or grabbing their own weapons.

Daggers began swirling around the Goddess as she glared at Sylvia. Neither backing down an inch.

But just as the goddess was about to rip through the tentacle around her mouth, there was a loud noise.

SLAM

The doors of the guild burst open once more. A third demon had just entered the room, stomping over to the holy woman. Their eyes locked, confusion staining the air... until the new demon laughed.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! MOI CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LOOK AT THISSSHAHAAHAAHAHAAA!" Vanir cackled, falling over himself in pure delight as he clutched his sides in laughter. Divane's rage instantly crumbled as her body's desires once more overtook her. A demon laughing at her was too much and she began writhing while leaning over the table, "HAHAHAHAHA! THE GODDESS OF GODESSES! NAKED AND BEGGING FOR A HUMAN PENIS! GAHOGHAOHOAAHHAAAA!"

If she had access to her mouth, her muffled moans would probably sound something like: "Y-your laughter... oohhhh gawwdddd~"

A few others couldn't help but join in on the contagious laughter. Watching Divane crumble into orgasmic shakes only seemed to punctuate how funny it was that this woman who had threatened them was acting like this.

Vanir didn't even care that she was enjoying this, as a demon it was just too fucking funny to see someone he loathed reduced to this. And he continued to laugh all the way out the door he came through. Through the breaks of the laughter, one could hear him saying how much his sides hurt.

Which left a pretty defused room. People pretty much now ignoring Divane who just panted on the table. Though the one's she had been threatening did approach her carefully.

Kazuma sighed, "What the hell are we gonna do with her?"

"My darling," Sylvia's mouth curled into a mischievous grin, and Kazuma saw a bulge in her loins. Her hand raised up and the brown tentacle was risen up with the one it was wrapped around, dragging Divane's mouth to Sylvia's fingers, "Do you mind if I'm the one to bend this one? I'd love the chance to give this angelic asshole a piece of my mind."

Divane herself was lost between her new Darkness desires, ones of Kazuma and of being sullied by a Demon Lord general.

"Oh, I'll be using your penis for this by the way."

Uncovering her dress, Kazuma's penis on Sylvia's mons suddenly sprung into view. The goddess' two dreams suddenly became one and her hands reached out to touch it before being blocked by more demonic tentacles. And of course, making Divane moan at the denial.

The harem owner raised an eyebrow, but didn't shut down the idea.

"Well, she clearly wants it, and somebody should probably give it to her..."

"Someone should, yes." Xara agreed, now without Darkness in her arms she floated in place with a similar smile on her face. "Our Master and our Mistress certainly do like to take the brunt of the workload for themselves. Totally ignoring the powers you have under your command." The queen smiled and floated towards the centre of the room where Sylvia had Divane. Sliding in behind the goddess and pressing her tight body against her behind. Placing a finger on her stomach and moving it upwards. "There should be no need for our leader to sully his hands on such trash. We will personally whip this one into shape."

The eyes of a prideful and spiteful Divane were gone now. All that remained were eyes enamoured with the prospect of this demon fondling her undercarriage. Looking down right hypnotised by the succubus' gaze, she was begging with her eyes for Xara to continue touching her.

"Don't think it'll be all touches and teases," Sylvia cut in, grabbing Divane's face and bringing it towards her own. Slapping her miscoloured cock onto the tight belly in front of her and making the quim beneath it leak excessively. The chief licked the goddess' face lewdly, tasting the heavenly sweat and tears that were staining its surface. "Pleh, disgusting. How dare you think you were worthy of fucking our Kazuma."

"He's ours you heavenly whore," Xara hissed a forked tongue into Divane's ear, "Maybe if you hadn't tried to force yourself onto him then we would have allowed you to beg for his favour. But now? I'll make sure it's years before you even get to kiss him."

"Damn, this is hot," gulped Kazuma, wiping his brow but edging slowly out the room, "Shit, I gotta go check on Darkness but I really wanna watch this afterwards! Have fun gals!"

They were already lost in their teases. Rubbing up close. Sylvia's hard dick against her stomach, and Xara's soft breasts against her back. The sting of their contrasting biology affecting the three of them. Holy and Demon, mixing only to somehow encourage, rather than scare off.

"You can be our little Goddess pet," Xara purred, smiling at Sylvia's slightly shocked expression who really wasn't expecting this from her, "My café would love to have a holy evening, where we get the patrons to shower you with the whitest of liquids. Or perhaps I'll just stick you in the back of here as a present for dear Luna. Ram you into a wall so there's only this filthy god cunt to be seen and fucked."

"MmmmFMFMfmF!" Divane groaned back, literally orgasming at the ideas and melting into the pair's embrace. Sylvia removed the mouth guard to let the steaming goddess let out a long sigh, "Guh... ffssohoooottt..."


"She doing okay?"

Kazuma had just entered the back room of the guild. Sena and Aqua were currently sitting next to the sleeping Darkness on the floor mattress, multiple others piled up around the room including one high pile that Lily was sat on. Luna seemed to be organising things still, writing stuff down on her clipboard.

"Darkness seems totally fine. I threw a couple healing spells on her to be safe, but I really can't sense anything wrong with her, just a sleepy little cutie," replied Aqua, reaching her body down to kiss the blonde on the forehead. "Um, how's... my boss? Is she mad at me?"

"Currently she's wedged between two demons. You're literally the last thing on her mind right now."

Aqua gave a little exhale in relief as Kazuma took Sena's position on the bed. His hand stroked Darkness' hair as he gave a concerned smile, then he snapped his fingers. "Ah, shit. I was gonna grab some food and water up for her for when she woke up, but I got distracted."

"I'll go get it!" Aqua jumped up, hurrying out the room quickly before anyone could stop her.

After another pat of her head, Kazuma turned to the others in the room. "Everything alright here while I was dead?"

Sena adjusted her glasses, "Well, actually-"

"More or less," Luna smiled, patting the other girl on the back lightly, "We handled it, and nothing burned down. I'm sure we can fill each other in on our adventures later. But first, I think we should all get some rest before the rest of the day finds us."

"Sounds good to me," Kazuma nodded, stretching out on the mattress next to Darkness. Though he quickly realised that his manoeuvre had caused the blonde to stir from her slumber. "Shit, sorry! Did I wake you?"

Her eyes were blurry, clearly barely there from tiredness, but her smile still managed to light up the room. Moving only slightly closer to Kazuma before whispering, "...saytagan... pls..."

The message would have been lost to anyone but him. Who simply smiled, and kissed her cheek very gently before replying, "You're really gonna milk this till I sound like a broken record, aren't you? Fine, if it'll help you sleep... I love you, Lalatina."

Darkness just smiled back, drifting back off to sleep while saying, "...luvu too..."

The room was a bundle of loud whispering 'awwww's from Luna, while Sena was clearly smiling supportively as well. They both clearly wanted to ask him more, but Kazuma put a finger to his lips before mouthing 'I'll tell you later'.

As he leant down to catch some Zs with his girlfriend, Sena and Luna quietly left them to it. Though the former did notice something on their way out, nearly stepping on a tray.

"Hm? When'd the food and drink get here?"


Yarreg was a man with a mop, and he was in two minds about work.

On one hand, it was a god awfully early time in the morning to be holding a mop. Not only that, but he wasn't even able to use it until the current mess makers were done. He was on standby with a mop as three giant women made a wet patch right in the centre of the guild.

It felt like he'd had a lot of work this week. Even more so than the drunken benders that adventurers liked to throw around their booze in. From cleaning up his boss' cum when she was initially taken by Kazuma, to multiple 'masturbation assistances' whenever this harem were in the room. It was getting to be a habit to disinfect almost every surface just to make sure it was up to code for sanitary eating.

But on the other hand, the current imagery was pretty great to sit and stare at.

Even though he was only one of five people in the room watching, he had a bit of a fetish for giant women after being briefly kidnapped by a minotaur when he was a teenager travelling between towns. She'd been so attractive... and right now the three he had to clean up after were a definite treat.

Currently Sylvia was playing with Divane's face, "Hmph, our pet is wound up so tight. She need to relax more," The villainess sat casually on the guild's small-for-her table before bringing Divane's face down to stare up at her grown penis. Completely in awe at Kazuma's thick towering penis, drooling as her Darkness desires overtook her brain.

"Smell it, kiss it, worship it. This is your new holy testament." Xara sneered into Divane's ear, grabbing her perfect blonde locks and smearing her face into Sylvia's crotch. Goddess tongue lewdly licking against the shaft while it roughly rubbed up her nose. The musk was intoxicating. Demon and Kazuma, two things she swore she'd never fall for, and here it was making Divane's heart flutter with butterflies. Literally falling in love with the dick in front of her the more she licked it. Though, with Darkness' desires, perhaps she'd already fallen.

They roughly bullied the smiling and shaking woman into kissing up and down the towering shaft. It wasn't long for her to orgasm yet again after Xara decided to place a single clawed finger on her clitoris and repeatedly poke at it. "Fhhck! Y-you demons... are almost good enough... t-to make me c-cum!" She panted, her lies so easily debunked by the lake of liquid underneath her that Yarreg would need to clean up later.

"Pets speak when spoken to," Xara informed while swatting her tush again. The wiggling porcelain rear tempted the room to pray, it was that fine. The succubus bringing the goddess up by the throat before pushing her towards Sylvia.

Divane was a panting mess of a woman, and the chimera soon had her swollen Kazuma cock up against the blonde's gushing slit. She'd obeyed instantly, getting her knees on the straining table either side of Sylvia. Their breasts pressed together, rubbing against the demon's softness as it mixed with her own. Except for when their nipples briefly touched, causing a surge through both of their bodies. It didn't deter her from following order though, lining up the large miscoloured appendage with her quivering pussy.

But as she attempted to get the cock inside her, her big round ass cheek was slapped from behind. "Not yet!" Her other owner growled, "What do you say?!"

Training hadn't exactly taken place yet, so Divane said the only words that made sense, "P-please... please f-fuck me. Use your putrid smelling demon body to soil me for all eternity... AIP!" She squeaked as her ass rippled again.

"We'll have to do something about that mouth of yours. But for now, it's good enough." said Xara, nodding at her accomplice, "Soil away, putrid one."

Getting a stern frown in return, Sylvia didn't have the energy to snap back. Her blood was in this dick, not her brain, and right now her only thought was spearing a goddess with her unholiness. Divane gripped her shoulders for balance, and even that sent tingles through both of them. The tip of her dick rubbed against the promise land, having it drip something akin to holy water onto her skin. The action sending shudders through Divane's body. But this wasn't about making their enemy comfortable, it was about claiming the land in the name of their leader.

So Sylvia just rammed inside.

"GUFAAA!" Divane exclaimed loudly, her pink pussy clamping hard around the grown penis, "Hoo... hoooooo.... so th-thick!" Her body was already electric from the demon's attack, gripping Sylvia's shoulders tighter, feeling the full length of Kazuma's cock deep inside her pious pussy, already being infected by the pleasures of sinful Sylvia.

The chief wanted to keep attacking, but she was a little bit of a quick shot and having a cock didn't help that matter. Already feeling like this holy onahole's hold was gonna tear her mind wholly apart. Both their sweat running down their body, panting towards each other's mouths as the tide of domination seemed to sway ever gently from Sylvia's side. Divane being the one to rise up and attack next, a smugness growing on her face as Sylvia quietly bit her lip.

"Now now, we can't have a pet training the trainer!" Xara teased, somehow managing to appear silently behind Sylvia, floating on the wind to whisper in her ear, "I know you can do this, Sylvia-chan. Show this bitch what you're really capable of. Then maybe, you can show me..."

There was a sudden movement that one could almost mistake was from pro-wrestling. Hands coming up from underneath to lock onto Divane's shoulders, then pushing her from the kneeling position on one table to a lying down position on the next. Landing somewhat hard against the groaning wood.

And before Divane could even think about what had happened, a sudden rush of humping began taking place inside of her.

"Oh! OOHH! OooOOoOOHHH!!" She moaned and groaned. The feeling of Kazuma's dick just hammering her insides without any care for her health was so hot, finally being treated like a piece of fuckmeat... though there was something that she realised, "A-are you b-bigger?!"

Sweat still poured from her glistening black body, but Sylvia smiled all the same as her hips went wild. "Th-there's some benefits to being ah~ Ch-Chimera... I have t-total control of mmmmy body... i-including... putting a b-blocker inside myself!" She roared, feeling a wave of something akin to an orgasm, but with no physical release to go along with it. Urging her wild thrusting to grow in urgency as she desperately tried to find that relief with Divane's pussy. Both sets of breasts flailing wildly as their hard hitting rutting overtook the whole establishment's attention.

Clapping could be heard, and not just the clapping of testicles against Divane. "There we go! That's my girl~!" said Xara, floating into the air before landing her body onto the lying Goddess. Grinding her big succubus booty into her face as she moaned at the demonic stench. "Isn't it nice to fuck a pussy that can take it? These stupid holy sluts are certainly built to take a thrashing, aren't they?"

Sylvia nodded, unable to form words other than whimpers as her own torture took over her mind. Though her focus began to concentrate on Xara when she began kissing the chimera gently. "There there, you're doing well." Her hand reached down and fondled Sylvia's white testicles, earning a thick groan from the woman, "So full! I'll look forward to sucking Kazuma's thick heavy yogurt out of our pet's pussy." She purred, licking up some of Sylvia's sweat lewdly as Divane finally got the picture and began licking her slit as well.

Heavenly tingles were shot up Xara's pussy, reminding her of the Unicorn Spit laden cock that she'd originally been conquered by. Divane clearly had no talent nor experience when it came to pussy licking, another on the list of things to train her in, but the biology mixed with the sloppiness did at least keep Xara entertained.

Yarreg was certainly enjoying himself. Watching on as these three titans ruined every health and safety code for the building possible... though, with Breeding Day fast approaching he didn't feel as worried to clean up today. Everyone was coming today and they all knew what was in store. A Harem Knight's cum, and all the plunders that entailed.

He wasn't jerking off like the other five men and women in the room, including Luna who had only just come down from upstairs, but he could still appreciate the sounds, sights, smells, and seductions on display like everyone else.

Though perhaps because he was lucid, he was the only one who noticed when Divane's hands rose up.

"Uh, hey! She's doing something!"

Xara heard and looked down at her new pet. Flying upwards to see Divane's eyes rolled back, her tongue hanging out a smiling mouth, and her fingers in a double peace sign.

"Ah, I do believe we may be crossing the threshold here, Sylvia-chan." said Xara. But when no response came, she repeated, "...Sylvia?"

White hot bubbling, her jizz was approaching. Lost in her fevered pumping completely, Sylvia didn't even see what was happening in front of her eyes. All her senses lost in the sea of piping hot lusts. Her long shaft slamming into Divane again and again, desperate and destructive, all while Divane sang louder and louder moans at the top of her lungs.

But a normality compelled those moans into words. Words backed by white eyes and a glowing body that made Divane float off the ground slightly as Sylvia continued to fuck it hard.

"I, LADY DIVANE, HAVE A DECLARATION TO MAKE TO ALL OF HEAVEN!"

Xara quickly landed on Sylvia's back, but couldn't stop the woman from thrusting her big wide hips into the cunt. "Just wait a moment! This could be bad!"

"ALL THE GODDESSES UNDER MY EMPLOYMENT, HERE MY CALL! I, THE PERFECT BEING, HAVE LOST TO SATOU KAZUMA'S DICK ATTACHED TO A DEMON!"

There was a final attempt to decouple the pair, but it was perhaps the final undoing. The violent motion brought Sylvia back but her cock had become so thick it also dragged Divane down with them. Collapsing into a pile of three as the wedge that Sylvia had placed inside her dick came explosively loose and an absolute torrent of cum erupted from her oversized balls and into Divane.

It was so large that gurgling and rushing sounds could be heard by almost everyone in the room as demonic cum shot out of Sylvia and into the Goddess' pussy. It almost immediately overflowed, rushing down her thighs and covering the two demons underneath her. Overheating Divane's pussy and forcing her to climax in a thoroughly explosive way. The mass even managing to protrude her stomach an amount as more and more cum surged out of her. It made Xara orgasm too, it was Kazuma's cum after all and as a succubus being splashed by it was just as tasty as ingestion.

Though one of them wasn't done yet.

"I AM THE PERFECT WORTHLESS WHORE! I AM YOUR IDEAL WOMAN, DESCRATED BY A DEMON! I AM THE-"


"Hehe... she, uh, she doesn't seem to want to stop, does she?"

Eris and Palutena had basically been silent in the office for a few minutes as Divane's speech continued on. Both expecting it to have stopped by now, since Aqua/Chris' ones had been relatively short, but Divane's rolling climax of being filled by Sylvia was going on and on. Not helped by Divane's showmanship and desire for popularity, perhaps making her subconsciously continue on beyond what she should have.

The awkwardness was palpable. Not helped that they both knew the other had climaxed somewhere near the beginning of the resounding speech. A smell in the room of both of them subtly trying to hide their ruined panties without it seeming too obvious. Eris at least thankful knowing what her followers felt when she was claimed.

"This is going to be a lot of paperwork," Palutena sighed, rubbing her temple while they continued to watch Divane spout off more self put downs. "Not to mention the-oh, good, Kazuma-kun threw his shoe at her and she seems to have stopped."

'Kun' really threw Eris for a loop there. The greenette had never shown any desire for anyone before, but right now her new boss was clearly looking at Kazuma with a bit of reverence. It made her realise there would be more Goddesses now, all with new desires for Kazuma...

How the hell was he going to find the time?

Notes:

Hey everyone! Happy 2023! We're back with this story after a 'break' to do other projects. I wanted to get this done pre-new year but time makes fools of us all.

For the record, Palutena is just a random cameo like Morrigan was. It isn't related to the one shot I did recently, she was planned for many months and was at one point THE target to take down instead of Divane. But Divane ended up being far more fun a character than alienating people with another flipping cameo.

This year I hope to get a few things done: A) Breeding Day. B) The royal event. C) More Yunyun. And D) Hopefully finish this story.

Chapter 73: Goddess Aftermath

Summary:

The final impacts of Divane's legacy.

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Chris had to fight her way through the hordes of people surrounding the Guild. Eventually, she just gave up and opted to instead sneak in with her thief skills, finding it much easier to break in rather than deal with the multitude of humans.

But as she snuck around the back to enter through the bathroom window... she found someone she'd known for a long time curled up in a ball.

"A-Aqua?"

It was clear that the water goddess had been crying. Although, she tried to hide it as best as she could by splashing some nearby mud on her face.

"Ah, Flat Goddess!" She paused to blow a few raspberries in an attempt to get the mud out of her mouth. "And to what do I owe the pleasure, huh? The least you could’ve done was knock first..."

They were standing behind a guild wall, with no other walls around at all. Holding onto pride was a strange thing with Aqua, especially when it seemed that a muddy face and spitting gibberish was somehow a more favourable alternative? "Um, nothing major..." She answered truthfully, weirded out. "But now that I see you, I have to ask if you're okay."

"Of course I am! Don't I look okay?"

A large chunk of mud fell from her face and landed on her dress.

"...yeah..." Chris spoke slowly, "I dunno, maybe I was worried that the Divane situation was getting you down?"

Aqua seemed to visibly chill out, seemingly less worried about the current topic than the one that had really been on her mind. "Oh yeah, right. Our boss." She verbally shrugged, "She's, like, Kazuma's now, right? We gotta masturbate to him everyday and all that silly stuff?"

"That is the general gist of it, yeah. I'm actually here to pick up some extra tools for the Goddesses that don't know him very well," She said, showing off the empty bag she'd brought and was planning to fill with dildos, "But are you sure you're not upset about it? She got 'sullied by a demon', feels kind of-"

The mocking sneer of her senior always got old. "How noobish can you be? A deity getting freaky with something strange is nothing new. You see the crap that Cupid’s allowed to get up to? Or that creepy stuff that Hathor did with Ra? Not to mention that time Zeus turned into a swan…” Aqua visibly shuddered for a second, “No. This is just an average day for our kind. As soon as Kazuma’s dead, she’ll be back in Heaven like nothing ever happened. Heck, she’ll probably even get a higher place in management, knowing the Council..." She mumbled that last part somewhat bitterly, yet somehow uncaring about the mud.

"That's... a surprisingly mature take, Aqua..." Chris awed, thinking about the situation and letting go of some stress she didn’t realise she had held onto, "I guess I was worried since it is partly my fault she’s down here. But you’re right, Divane will get back on her feet. From what I can tell, maybe the trip down here might actually do her some good.”

Aqua nodded, but kept quiet. Looking out down the street with a strange atmosphere around her. As if she’d already clocked out of the conversation, but not in her usual airheaded way. More that she was just lost in thought.

“Well, uh, anyway… I still need to get in there and pick up some more supplies for Palutena. There’s a lot of goddesses demanding pictures of Kazuma since they have to masturbate to him daily now.”

“Just make sure they don’t get too attached to him,” She mumbled back, “After all, he’s only got time for silly humans…”

Chris had only made it a few steps away before it clicked in her head what was happening. She looked back at her senior with a sorrowful expression.

“Oh…oh, Aqua…” She frowned, letting the silence speak volumes as her superior stayed in her sitting position, “You heard about Kazuma and Darkness, didn’t you?”

A pause once more hung in the air.

“...ow, mud in my eye…” Aqua hissed, probably not lying, but likely also wiping her eyes for other reasons.

“If it makes you feel any better, they’re not going anywhere,” Chris said, stepping a little closer to her to give her a handkerchief. “They’ll still be managing the harem alongside you. And they’ll still want to keep having sex with you. That’s gotta count for something, yeah?”

Aqua took the cloth and began wiping her face down. Big clumps of mud fell to the floor while she talked between cleaning wipes. “Yeah, I know. It’s just that…well, I don’t even know why I’m upset in the first place. They’re just a couple of dumb humans; not like they’re gonna live forever anyway…”

Aqua handed back the muddy handkerchief and Chris instantly threw it behind her. There were still some splotches on Aqua’s face but for the most part she was clean again.

“So why does it bother me? I thought Kazuma was the kind of guy to only be a pervert and a creep and a loser. And I thought Darkness was the kind of girl to only be a weirdo who makes funny noises,” She thought aloud. “If they can be all that and still fall in…y-you know…” The goddess gestured before bringing her knees up to hug, “...then why are they leaving me behind?”

Chris didn’t know what to say, so she wrapped an arm around her friend to bring her in for a side hug. It wasn’t fair to try and separate Darkness and Kazuma, so any advice to try and win one of them over would be wrong (she learned her lesson when Kazuma originally went for Megumin). Perhaps they’d be open for an open relationship, but to give Aqua hope like that could also be sending the wrong message. So, for the time being, she just comforted her, two goddesses on the floor snuggling together as they watched the sun slowly come up on the world.

“Hey,” Chris spoke up, feeling compelled to at least say something to make her fellow goddess feel better. “I heard people talk about you back home.”

After a sniffle, Aqua looked up at Chris. “Y-you did?”

“That’s right,” Her friend smiled, “Lots of ‘em were amazed at how well you fought off the angels. And a lot more are amazed at how you can take Kazuma’s cock like a champ. Between you and me, some of them are struggling with that. You’d think Palutena-senpai would be a bit bigger ‘down there’, wouldn’t you?”

The pair giggled childishly together. “Wow…I guess I really am cool,” Aqua said with a smile that Chris was happy to see again. “I’ve got plenty of experience putting up with Kazuma’s crap. If they ever need any pointers, they can come and find me!”

“I’m sure they will.”

Finally, a nice moment between the two. Aqua was too proud to thank her junior/friend, but visually showing it with a bright smile was more than enough for Chris. However the moment did not last for long as something finally registered in Aqua’s head.

“Hey, wait, how are they taking Kazuma’s cock if he’s down here?”

“Oh, because of those dildos that Vanir made.”

“......the wha?”


Hestia sat on her couch, staring at the picture sitting on the small table in front of her. Her face showed she was deep in concentration, though with a small blush that seemed to be laying atop her cheeks as well.

It was a far cry from her usual lazy Sunday attitude. Which is why Bell raised an eyebrow when he entered the room.

“Kami-sama?”

“...”

“Kami-sama? Are you alright?”

“Hm?” She looked up briefly, taking a moment to actually leave her thoughts still, “Oh! Bell, sorry, didn’t see you there.”

The adventurer frowned with concern. “You haven’t been the same since you went to your important deity meeting. What’s up?”

There wasn’t much argument from her, just a placid nod before she looked back at the photo. “It’s this…new urge of mine.”

“Urge?”

“Yeah,” She sighed, slumping her shoulders but still passing the picture over to Bell. It was just the portrait of a simple-looking, plain young man. He was smiling a bit too happily but nothing else noteworthy otherwise. “Thanks to that damned Divane, a bunch of us gods have to masturbate once a day to this human.”

Dropping the picture and his jaw, Bell reacted quite explosively to the news. “M-MASTURBATE?!”

“I know…” Hestia nodded with regretful resignation. “But it’s in the credo of our worship. If we hadn’t elected Divane as head honcho this millenia, then we’d be in the clear. But for now we’re stuck with this compulsion to pleasure ourselves to her lover.”

It was certainly a strange credo, and Bell was confused as hell by it, picking up the picture again. “A-and you… ALL have to do it?”

“Pretty much. Well, the girl gods at least.”

“So, are you angry that you need to do it?” He asked while scratching the back of his head, sitting down on the couch next to his goddess a little awkwardly.

“Not really.”

That surprised him. “Really? Then why are you upset?”

She considered the question, then the answer, then how she would actually go about admitting.

“...I’m mostly just scared, Bell-kun.”

With a large amount of blushing, and a dash of bravery, Hestia stood up from the couch. Turning on her heels, she lifted her skirt to reveal that she wasn’t wearing any panties at all. Her slit was leaking profusely, but that was mostly because of the wet dildo that was about halfway into her body and clearly stuck.

“I mean, look at the size of this thing!” She baulked, flicking the base of the dildo. “Divane’s a HUGE woman! How am I supposed to fit this thing inside of me?!”

Bell was so confused, but he was a polite boy who tried to look away from the girl flashing him. Though his hormones kept forcing his pupils back to see the whining woman’s wet womanhood.

“Palutena said this is a mass-produced relic from the human’s world to help religions with their daily stroke,” She sighed, trying to once more dislodge the fake cock from her insides, but the sensation was too pleasurable and it made her moan a little. It was as frustrating as it was erotic… and Hestia noted she wasn’t the only one frustrated. A certain tent was being pitched that made her ego grow three sizes, smirking a little at Bell’s reactions.

“...do you think you could help me?”

“W-what?!”

She knelt back on the couch, keeping her skirt flipped and showing off her large pale cheeks towards the boy. His reaction had switched from a polite avoidance to hungry stares, the strain in his pants too hard to ignore his desires.

Hestia’s voice was more of a purr, seeing an opportunity to get closer to Bell while also satisfying this new urge of hers, “I’m not very good at doing it myself… perhaps you could help your goddess, oh devotee~?”

With a certain level of bravery, Bell reached over and grabbed the base of the dildo. Even that made the goddess moan out, having to cram so much cock inside of her that even mild stimulation was a major blow. Slowly he moved it out, and back in. Mouth wide in awe as his action made the beauty in front of him shudder in pleasure. Getting bolder in his actions, a pumping of the fake cock inside his goddess while she gripped the couch tightly.

It was rather an exotic and erotic experience for both parties. Though it didn’t last too long for the stimulated Hestia to go overboard and orgasm from her follower’s pumping hand.

“NNHG! BELLLL!”

She was a panting, sweaty mess on the couch, but it wasn’t the only liquid leaking onto the upholstery.

“C-cum?!” Bell exclaimed, “Kami-Sama! It wasn’t me, I swear-!”

Her tired hand waved him off, “The… the dildo does that…” She panted, barely able to lift her head for a good minute. Though she had enough energy to reach down and spread herself a little, “Though… I am feeling a little unsatisfied now…” She purred, jiggling her peaches at the awestruck boy. “I hear this guy’s cum is magic; makes it so guys ‘n gals go gaga when they do it together…if you catch my drift?”

He wanted to avoid a millenia in hell for sullying a goddess, but his dick was too hard to ignore. Desires pulled him into the maddening thralls of gripping his goddess’ clappable cheeks and pushing as much cum as he could into her slit with his dick. It didn’t matter that it was someone else’s, this was a man who had conquered a god! It was certainly worthy enough to be used as lube! It would be helping Hestia anyway, since she could be stretched out a little more for tomorrow’s masturbation.

And the moans she was giving when he came inside her was enough to know he’d probably be helping with that event for many moons to cum.


"I’m telling you that my situation has changed!”

“I don’t care! This has nothing to do with getting through here!”

“You should care! I’m trying to follow you but I won’t be able to if-!”

“SHUT IT!” A fist slammed into the wall. Energy cascading from the impact point.

A foot tapped back impatiently. “Anger will get you nowhere. This may be related to your problem, by the way. You don’t think something of this scale is completely by chance?!”

“...fine. We’ve been getting nowhere here anyway. But if this turns out to be a dead end, I’ll have your hide,” They huffed gruffly. “So, what was it you fucking wanted?”

“We need to talk about Satou Kazuma.”

Chapter 74: Breeding Day (Part 1: Less Money, More Problems)

Summary:

The big day is here! Is Kazuma ready for it? And more importantly... is his wallet?

(Thanks to 0neSw00dGuy for checking over the couple chapters for me. I helped out on his latest chapters of his Konosuba fic if you wanted to check em out here: http://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/28210308)

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It was finally morning after such a long night, and Darkness was thankful to have been on a mattress (though she secretly would’ve been fine with sleeping on the floor). While it was a pleasant enough sleep, it was completely ruined by a loud and angry sound.

"WHY?! WHY?! WHHHYYYY?!"

She knew it was Kazuma. Opening her eyes, she saw a myriad of women she'd slept with all standing or sitting around the large conference table. The mattress had been placed inside the room earlier, but now that morning was here there seemed to be an actual meeting taking place.

Luna, Sena, Wiz, Kazuma, and Vanir were all in the room.

One was laughing, one was crying, one was frowning, and two were looking concerned.

The real answers to what had happened start from about ten minutes prior.


Ten Minutes Ago

Kazuma awoke happy.

Sure, he'd died last night and that always sucked, but in the grand scheme of shitty nights the whole thing was in the upper echelon for him. Ignoring the unpleasant heavenly business, he'd finally been able to seal the deal with Darkness (with some help from a potion). So, waking up to a sleepy but beautiful blonde was just the icing on the cake for-

"BREEDING DAYYYYY!!!!"

It wasn't exactly his longest sleep ever. The boy was just buzzing with excitement.

Here it was, the day he'd dreamt of for so long. Going to another world to have a harem of women just begging to be filled with his cum! This Harem Knight business was always finding ways to be the best thing that ever happened to him, so who could blame the guy for being ecstatic? He leapt out of bed, thankful he hadn't woken Darkness with his outburst, and hurried to the other side of the room like a child on Christmas morning.

The briefing room where they'd slept was mostly just for the large table in the middle, but it also had a window near the back to look out of. From his position, he could see so many men and women all congregating around the guild. Chatting, waiting, mentally preparing themselves, all wanting a chance to get into the main building.

"Where their dashing Harem Knight is waiting for them, fwhehehehehe~" giggled the lecherous adventurer. He skipped away from the window to look outside the door to the main area.

It seemed the guild wasn't open yet, but was thoroughly prepared for his arrival. Mattresses were now sitting on top of the tables, and a small stage had been erected near the back of the area as well. It too had a bed on it but was mostly free for the central podium to sit. Workers also were walking around getting things ready. Some of the girls were testing the beds for theor softness, and others were preparing lube and hydration stations for the long day ahead of them. It seemed Luna had prepared everything.

"Ah! Kazuma!"

Speak of the bombshell devil~

Luna had just reached the top of the stairs when she called him out. "I was just coming to check on you. No peeking!" She hurried him back inside and closed the door behind her.

"Sorry, Luna. But I just wanted to say, from the looks of it, you’re doing an amazing job!" Kazuma was practically jumping in place from perverted excitement, unable to stop himself from bundling her up in a big hug, scooping her off her feet and spinning her around for a few seconds. He was practically crying with happiness as he blubbered into her chest. "Thank you~! You're the best ever~!"

She was blushing and a little surprised, but the blonde still petted his side and reassured him. "Th-thank you! You can let me down now!" The poor girl had to readjust her loose top again, but she couldn't be too mad at his massive grin.

"Ah, you are awake. Good," said Sena, entering the room with Wiz swiftly and closing the door again. "Not much has changed since you slept. Xara, Sylvia, and their armies have all temporarily returned to the Succubus Café. Tifa and Aerith will also be returning soon. And I have not seen Aqua for quite some time now."

Kazuma nodded, thanking Wiz for the food she'd brought up for him and beginning to munch on a breakfast roll. "Thanks, Sena. I'm sure that bimbo of a goddess just went to say some choice words to her boss or something. No way she'd miss out on all the fun." He still couldn't exactly hide his excitement. "Oh Luna-chan, have you got a schedule by chance~?"

Activating business mode, the blonde got out the clipboard she'd been carrying. "Yes. I'm sure you noticed the beds down there, we're going to need you to be round the clock breeding today. We're using a ticket system, plenty of women have already taken their numbers so when we send a girl to you, that'll be their turn. Although you are allowed to jump a girl in the queue if you'd like since it will be you breeding them." She explained while running down the list. "I’m afraid we’re on a bit of a time crunch since Sena said you all have to be out of here no later than five to attend the Harem Knight Gala. So we have scheduled bathroom, food, and water breaks here, here, and here." She pointed down the list.

Wiz looked over his shoulder to see the schedule. "Oh my, that is one packed day. Are you going to be alright, Kazuma?"

The perverted young man was too busy giggling in pride/happiness at the large block of time labelled “Kazuma fucks”.

Luna was similarly happy, apparently quite pleased with her role for breeding day. "Don't you worry, Wiz. A little spoiler, but I have a magic item that should help move things along just nicely," She smiled, making the lich soften her worried frown. "Everyone's really looking forward to this, Kazuma. Are you ready? It's only about an hour till opening time."

"Hell yeah I’m ready!" He cheered and pumped his fist. "And hey, even if we do work a little overtime, I’m sure we can just blow off this 'Harem Knight Gala' for something as important as BREEDING DAY!!!" He roared, jumping around and grabbing Wiz's hands in celebration, dancing with such merriment that-

"Not if you want to avoid going to jail."

Merriment over.

Kazuma's head slowly turned to the ever serious Sena.

"....I'm sorry, what?"

"We are critically in debt. If you don't attend the Harem Knight Gala and beg for money, they'll pull your already limited funding and you will likely go to jail."

"...I'm sorry, WHAT?!"

Suddenly, the door burst open once more. In strode a tall man with a mask and a sickening grin on his face, sitting down at the table and folding his legs as everyone stared at him.

"Moi definitely wants to be here for this."


Which is about when I woke up. Sitting in bed and wondering what was going on, while Kazuma continued to scream and Vanir continued to laugh.

“What? Why? What?! WHY!? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN!?”

The ex-prosecutor was mildly scared at his ferocity, Kazuma shaking her back and forth with a non-sexy feral look in his eyes. “I-it’s just a theory!” She defended, trying to push his angry look carefully away from her face, “We’ve been haemorrhaging money ever since you enveloped Sylvia into your harem!”

“HAEMORRHAGING?!” He panicked, grabbing her arms and shaking them slightly. I quickly got in there and stopped him, Sena rushing to hide behind me.

“Kazuma, I don't know what's happening, but please stop abusing our secretary. If you need to shake someone, you know I'm here for you,” I tried to calm him, but it didn't really work. He had a look in his eyes that I'd seen before: Kazuma had a pit in his stomach that was growing rapidly. He always had a strange extra sense when it came to knowing how screwed we were, so part of me was a little scared to ask.

“Sena? What's happening?”

The woman collected herself, trying to return to her usual poised coolness. “I’m afraid we're nearly bankrupt. After the last half a week of employment, I've never seen a Harem Knight group burn through their money quite like all of you. And this Breeding Day may need to be cancelled altogether if you all want a chance to stay out of prison.”

Kazuma crumpled to the floor. "No... not Breeding Day...!" He whimpered, curling into a ball and shuddering in fear. An act that Vanir chuckled happily at. He wasn't the only one shaken by the news either.

"Woah, what? Cancel Breeding Day?!" Luna exclaimed, "But I've put a lot of work into this event, why would we need to cancel it?! I said you could all leave at five, didn't I!?"

Sena sighed, looking at her friend apologetically while rubbing her temples. "That may be the case, but this Breeding Day is going to set us back even more in the red than we are already."

"It is?" I asked, a little confused, "How did we get so far in debt without me realising?"

Her apologetic frown suddenly turned into a harsh, annoyed grimace towards me. "Well, clearly you don't read enough of the paperwork I make you sign, Mistress. Otherwise you'd realise this isn't new information. But allow me to explain exactly where all your money went."

Sena's hand went up to point her index finger upwards. “Firstly, you have hired ex-Demon Lord Generals. Both Wiz and Sylvia pled guilty with my questioning about their past deeds. The state recognizes them as under your harem's ‘protection’, so will not arrest them, but you have to pay for their bail and the current bounty on their heads as recompense for keeping them out of jail. Similarly, some of Sylvia's monster girls had bounties on their heads too. I believe the zombie woman was wanted in several provinces when she was alive.”

I was surprised by a different piece of news, “Wiz was nearly in jail?!”

Looking over, Wiz had sat down around the table at some point next to Vanir and was currently looking very guilty, like all of this was her fault somehow. With the whole room looking at the poor girl, even Kazuma had to do what was right.

“We’d have paid any price to keep you out,” Kazuma said reassuringly.

"I believe I still have the payment number you made."

After scribbling down a number on a piece of paper, Sena passed the bill to Kazuma. His eyes went wide and his skin went white as a sheet.

“Uh…d-did I say any price?”

“That’s not the only thing that’s been going wrong,” Sena sighed, folding her arms. “The real crux of the matter, and why Breeding Day may need to be cancelled, is about the HKBs in play. Master Satou, are you aware of the Harem Knight Bursary?”

“The what?”

“I thought as much,” She nodded with resignation. “In layman's terms, it’s a way for the government to financially support any and all women you impregnate. A regular income of money for those stuck taking care of babies, as well as additional money to take care of big purchases, all the way until the child is eighteen years of age.”

“Oh,” He said, genuinely surprised. “That’s… actually reassuring. The sex has been great and all but every so often I realise that, y’know, babies will happen and it feels weird. I’ve been kinda worried about the actual 'impregnation' part, not gonna lie.”

I probably should have been worrying more about that myself, but in the back of my mind I thought I'd just use the earrings again to take care of it once we cross that bridge. Nine months is a long way to go, but knowing that the universe was smart enough to handle its own problems sometimes was a nice feeling as well.

“Yes,” Sena agreed, though her frown spoke a different story. “However, the problem arises when you realise it is not a bottomless fund.”

There was a collective gulp. “It isn’t?”

"Hmmhmm! Moi is loving this!" Vanir practically moaned. "Do tell him how many women a regular Harem Knight impregnates a year!"

Kazuma scowled at the masked demon, but then gave a fearful look over to Sena as she gave him his answer.

"Around ten."

Once more I had to stand between Kazuma and Sena as his blubbering mess of fear-filled face nearly flung himself towards her. “TEN!? Why only ten?! That's fucking TINY! That’s not even one a month!!”

“Raising a child is not cheap, Satou Kazuma.”

He was still acting feral and angry. “I know that! But aren’t the costs for raising brats supposed to be taken care of by the nobles or something?!”

“Each harem does have the bursary to help cover costs. But as I said, it isn’t endless. Each woman you’ve impregnated is entitled to a certain amount of Eris a year to help cover the costs for child support. Not enough to live on, but a substantial sum to at least help raise the next generation of heroes. Just as an incentive, though, some even try to become pregnant simply to get a slice of the noble money,” Sena explained calmly. “And that’s just the women who aren’t in your harem. Everyone you’ve hired also receives an hourly living wage to help support the times they are to be your sexual partner.”

Kazuma's eyes snapped over to Luna and Wiz, who looked a little weirded out but didn't deny it either. “I’ve told all the women you’ve hired this, and they’ve all been receiving steady payments…from the bursary,” Sena said while awkwardly readjusting her glasses.

There was a long drawn out sigh from Kazuma. He seemed to be considering everything that had been said to him, tapping his foot and scratching his chin rather neurotically.

"And the other ways we make money?” He asked. “The café, guild, hot springs?"

“Don't forget the financially illiterate lich’s shop!" Vanir cut in once more, not caring about Kazuma's angry attitude as he presented a flustered Wiz. "You did agree to take care of most of our debt as well as keep us afloat, oh benevolent landlord.”

"You're gonna be evicted if you aren't careful…" Kazuma hissed.

“He’s right, though,” said Sena. “Their debt was added to ours, and it isn't the only negative from your list. The Alcanretia Hotspring is also not as financially appeasing as you’d think either. Not a lot of tourists are visiting there after the Axis cult decided to make it a holy spot for your penis. Only the guild and succubus café are profitable. But even those can only stretch so far with such immense debt.”

“Immmeeennnnssseeee...." Kazuma reiterated, hands in his hair, practically stumbling around the room. I quickly grabbed him and tried to comfort him, but I could tell even my body wasn't going to get him over his woes that easily. "Well, that’s it then. We gotta cancel the event: can’t afford it."

One blonde was especially unhappy about that. "What?! NO! You can't!"

"Luna..." I said, "We can't disrespect Kazuma's wishes."

"H-he just doesn't realise what he's saying!" She reasoned frantically. "Kazuma-kun! Don't you want to impregnate all the lovely ladies down there? Imagine them with big round bellies, all speaking about how you rocked their worlds and laid claim to their wombs!"

Both of us were somewhat drooling at the image she had conjured in our dirty minds.

"Ah, ah, ah! But you'll go to prison!" Vanir sang like a demonic windchime. "Horrible, violent, full of awful people, prison!"

That stopped one of us from drooling at least.

Not exactly impressed, it was Luna's turn to growl at the masked businessman. "Shut it! What's your stake in all this anyway?!"

“Well, it probably has something to do with this.”

Sena suddenly dropped her panties.

With what looked like a certain level of gasping and moaning, the ex-prosecutor slowly extracted a dildo from out of her pussy. The glistening, plastic-looking, strangely familiar shaped object was placed onto the table.

“That's...that’s Kazuma’s penis!” I declared, awed at the glossy length that had been inside of Sena. “That looks exactly like Kazuma’s penis!”

Kazuma himself was gobsmacked. Eyes as wide as saucers as he looked between the cloned phallus and the woman who had been keeping it inside herself all this time. Sena truly was a professional.

There was still a lot of panting from her, but she seemed to look defiantly at Vanir. “I was getting sick of your enjoyment, so it’s about time you come clean with your little project, devil.”

“Indeed! This moment is certainly sweet enough!” Vanir jumped from his chair, making Sena's defiance land pitiably on the floor and making her blush in embarrassment. Just another negative feeling for the masked devil who pointed at Kazuma's stunned face.

“Boy who’s been having too much fun, Moi decided to capitalise on your growing popularity! A certain Axis member and Moi have been selling these delightful plastic genitalia in the prolific purpose of spreading the ‘gospel’ as it were,” Vanir giggled to himself, tossing the dildo to me. “And that’s not even the best part! If a woman were to rupture their rapturous orgasm-gland with the object, their favourite sperm in the whole world would shoot out the top!”

Vanir cackled even harder at both mine and Kazuma's shocked expressions, drinking in our growing realisation as to what this meant. “There are far more of your proverbial spawn than any of us know! So in the world where you’re popular, you must now deal with the governmental consequences! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

Thunk!

"Kazuma!" I rushed over to him, picking him from the floor and laying his splayed body out on the table, "He's gone into a debt-coma! I saw this once when Megumin blew up a noble's prized horse and carriage!"

"Is there any way to cure him?!" Luna asked, concerned.

"It'll wear off in a few minutes, though I'm sure that having some money would help speed up his recovery," I reassured everyone. Guess I’ll have to use the ear-

A hand was suddenly around my shoulders, dragging me away from the others in the room as Vanir began whispering to me. “Moi will just whisper to you quietly this information but do not be thinking of using any normalities to make new money. An economy is a delicate thing, and inflation is a real problem that could affect this world if you decide you are more deserving of it than others.”

I blinked. “W-wait, really? So I can’t get us out of this?!”

“Of course you can,” He smiled, though the friendly teeth quickly grew harshly mocking. “The old fashioned way of course! By earning that money! Moi believes that if you adventure 3,120,426 times a year, you may have enough to pay off the debt you’re in!”

Resisting the urge to fall into my own debt-coma, a pit in my stomach was growing at an alarming rate.

"I can't believe you'd go behind my back like this..." I mumbled, looking down at the dildo in my hands. "So this explains why my florist wanted advice on how to get 'wider' to 'fit everything in'. I just thought she wanted to get fitter to be able to eat more sweets. How many of these did you sell?"

"Oh, so many. Even for an all-seeing Archduke of Hell such as Moi, it's hard to keep track when some have bought them in the cart loads." Vanir chuckled deviously. "Moi just wanted to spread the love, as it were. Besides, Moi was mostly in it for the juicy negative emotions the boy would feel from such debtful woes."

We both looked over to Kazuma, who was already waking up from his temporary coma, rubbing the back of his head before glaring at Vanir. “Can I sue him for my intellectual property?"

"Moi is working under you, so of course you can. But you'd just be cutting into your own profits," He said while practically twirling in sadistic glee. "Moi will say, there were plenty of profits to be made by the bevy of women purchasing this purple penis! Though, think of these magic items like the little archwizard you keep around. They may be able to create you some money, but their explosive tendencies blast a hole in your wallet! Ha~! Moi suspects any profits have been eaten by the amount of new pregnancies they have also created! Moi supposes congratulations are in order, Papa Kazuma!"

The young man from another world groaned loudly, scrunching his fists into balls and squeezing those fists into his eyes. "GOAWD! I can’t fucking believe everyone was getting paid to be pregnant with my kid!”

Vanir didn't miss a beat, “Why else do you think they were having sex with you?”

“I dunno…” He mumbled, blushing up a storm. “Cause I was, like, good at it...n' stuff?” Vanir’s raucous laughter was practically tap dancing on Kazuma’s bruised ego.

I grabbed his hand and nuzzled him into me. "I have no doubt that's at least part of it."

Sena adjusted her glasses again before adding, “From what I can tell, yes. Some women down there do seem to be in it purely out of lust for you. For others, though, your skill in the bedroom is more than likely just an added benefit I’m afraid. Having a child with anyone is a huge life commitment. Without some sort of incentive, the Harem Knight Programme would’ve failed long ago…” Her tone grew a little darker at the end. Sighing a long drawn out breath, Sena stood up from the table and walked over to the window.

"There is also a third reason why people down there would wish to be impregnated by you."

"Oh, great, let me guess: they have a claim to my LAND as well? Maybe they want my identity or some of my hair?!" The petty and stressed boy angrily huffed.

Sena stepped up to the window, looking down at the masses slowly pouring into the building. So many women were below. All none the wiser of the darker tone that Sena had begun to set.

"You really are from far away, aren't you, Satou Kazuma?"

Her tone did something to stop his whining, "Er...y-yeah?"

"Then allow me to tell you a little about this place, since you may not be aware of our history," She sighed, not looking back at him to speak. The tone of the room had now become so palpable, Kazuma timidly sat down with his hands on his knees. "Do you know how many years the Demon King has been fighting humanity?"

"Uhm…like twenty-ish?"

"Try over five-hundred," She replied coldly. "And that was just the latest Demon King. There were those with the title before him, and his daughter is set to take his place once he's gone. It's a nightmare with no end in sight. Humans against his monstrous armies. And let me tell you, the humans? Are losing."

The room hung silent. Kazuma looked around at the people inside. It was clear he had no idea, seeing the hurt Luna, the saddened Wiz, the nodding Vanir, and me...I'm not sure how I must’ve looked at him but he seemed really worried about the news regardless.

"I thought I heard through the grapevine that the Demon King was actually a somewhat reasonable guy?"

Wiz spoke up, gripping her own elbows rather tightly. "The Demon King himself, maybe. But he’s not the only member of the army, and he has the power to strengthen everyone that allies with him remotely. They're the real horrors. He's barely a commander, instead deciding to hire others to do his work for him..." Guilt stained the cute lich’s face, though her story of trying to face the evils of the world only to die and join him was not her fault.

"Belzerg used to have many more settlements, you know..." Luna solemnly added, trying to hold back emotions to talk. "We've dwindled over the years. So many men go off to fight in the King and Queen's army, and so few ever return. Those that do remain tend to become adventurers to protect the places they grew up in, but nowadays even they're becoming smaller in number."

Sena continued, "If you're not insanely powerful like the Crimson Demons, or powerfully insane like the Axis cult, then the places where you can safely live are limited. Our nation’s capital mostly protects itself, Elroad pays for its protection, and then there's little Axel Town…the place too weak and out of the way to even bother with."

Kazuma was still freaking out a little, so I tried to get us back on track of the history lesson I'd apparently created. "So what does all this have to do with the Harem Knights?"

"The Harem Knight Programme was started as a direct result of the falling human population crisis," Sena explained. "It was originally pitched by a strange scientist from another land, desperate for a harem of his own as he claimed his genes could provide the protection we needed."

I had an annoying feeling that I knew exactly who this “strange scientist” was, and judging from Kazuma's grinding teeth he probably knew too.

"But the idea was given life by the Prince at the time. Find a few willing women, give them a night of fun, then they'd be taken care of by the government until their sons or daughters became old enough to earn money as whatever profession they choose to become. Even just having a potential hero in your family was enough hope for some."

"Sounds...nice-?"

"But things went awry," Sena cut him off, Kazuma muttering something sardonic to himself when she did. "The nobles were put in charge of selecting their 'Harem Knights', and as soon as they were able to, they all chose themselves. It instantly became a tool for the wealthy to cheat on their wives with their maids, servants, or other noblewomen, losing its original purpose as a tool to help the kingdom. Knowing that they'd have to basically sponsor another man to have a harem before giving a large sum of money to his offspring did not inspire the nobles to be…well, noble. Those with money kept their wealth, accrued more, and had children that grew up to be more and more complacent as time went on."

I’ve certainly met my fair share of awful nobles who were more than content to let the outside world burn while they rested on their laurels to know that was probably true. The lines between my old reality and this new one were starting to blur a bit. Or perhaps absolute power corrupts absolutely.

"The Harem Knight Programme was a complete and utter failure...until you came along," Sena said, directing her sharp gaze into Kazuma’s shocked eyes.

Luna spoke up once more, "The other reason that Sena mentioned was hope. Ever since I said I'd started planning this event, there've been so many women asking me about you and trying to find out if you were really worth getting pregnant for. I told them all about your smart mind, your tenacity, and the fact you’ve taken down so many Demon King Generals. So many had given up, thinking they were unworthy of being chosen for the Harem Knight Programme. But then you came along, big dicked and horny as hell, and everyone saw the chance for a brighter future again. I saw hope return to their eyes again, Kazuma…"

It was a heavy topic, one that I'd also felt over the years, but when you're around Kazuma you tend to forget about that. I always did want to be the knight that this world needed, to save towns of helpless citizens from the evils attacking us so often. There's just only so much a single human can do. The capital has long since abandoned their major attacks on Demon King soil, favouring defence against the storm and protecting what they can. Only the heroes from other lands ever seem to make any headway, like Mitsurabi and Kazuma and those that came before. Because some say they're the only ones foolish enough to try.

To think my horny normality to give Kazuma a harem changed all that. It was almost inspiring to think that his sperm would be used as a weapon for the greater good. Giving us a new age of potential heroes…

Kazuma still wasn't as on board though. "Wait, back up a sec. Why the hell would I go to jail then?!"

"First the money comes from your bursary, then it comes from your wealth, and finally from the nobles’ wealth. If these are not enough to pay the fines, then the government steps in to fill the remainder, but this places the knights and nobles in jail as it's the equivalent of tax evasion."

"Wait, the nobles’ wealth?" I cut in. "Does that mean-?"

"Yes, the Dustiness-Ford estate would be seized as well. Probably foreclosing on your father's home."

"Kazuma! We can't let this happen! Not again!" I cried as I gripped his arms in panic. My father can't bear risking bankruptcy for a second time, not after that stunt Alderp nearly pulled! "We need to cancel Breeding Day and figure out how to pay everything back!"

Luna was still arguing against me though. "Sena-chan! Please be a little less direct with your honesty! You’re scaring them off!"

"Oi! Stop trying to pimp Kazuma out!" I yelled.

"I'm not! I'm trying to give you all a huge harem!" She defended. "Didn't you hear? That collective pussy down there is the RIGHT thing to DO!"

"But we can't afford it!"

"Moi is absolutely LOVING this!"

A low laughter began to settle in, and the arguing gave out while we looked over at the Harem Knight himself. Kazuma's face was in complete hysterics.

"So let me see if I have this straight…" He started with an incredibly forced smile. "The Demon King has killed so many men that there's an overabundance of women. While usually a boon, this means that the nobles can choose whoever the hell they want to breed with, yet choose to keep themselves insular and locked up because then they'd have to part with their money. Because of this, Darkness made ME a Harem Knight and got me to work painting the town white and providing every girl I fucked access to my money without my knowledge. And now, because of my dick being big, literally any woman can have sex with something that's basically me, but NOT me, because that shady masked asshole has decided to sell a dildo that can make a girl pregnant, yet another product in the line of worst magic items from that shop of hell. And because of ALL THAT, I am now possibly going to go to jail FOR LIFE since no one told me I should’ve reigned in my dick. Is that about right?!"

Sena adjusted her glasses.

"That's about everything, yes."

"I'm outta here."

Kazuma already stomped over to the doorway.

"Kazuma, wait!" Luna called out. "Please just think about it!" My arm stopped her from rushing after him. "Darkness!"

"No. If he wants out, then I'm not going to force him. And neither will anyone else," I stood firm, barring access from the door he'd just left through. I could hear him activate his lurk skill, probably to avoid us and the gaggle of women downstairs.

"...fine," Luna nodded, raking a hand through her hair as she paced and continued to stress. "Nnngh... damnit! Everyone down there is going to be so disappointed..."

It wasn't much but I could at least say, "I'm sorry, Luna. If I had been more focused on work and less on having fun this past week I would have stopped this before it happened."

“No, I’m sorry for being so pushy,” Luna brought me in for a hug, looking genuinely apologetic as she did, “I had made Breeding Day my personal mission after so many women came up to me saying they were so happy Kazuma was doing this. The hope of the town is a lot of responsibility to be burdened with, I guess I just got blinded and ignored Kazuma’s feelings…”

After a brief squeeze back, it was clear there was no animosity between us. I admit, this was all definitely my fault no matter how you looked at it. From the writing on the Calendar, to this entire normality saga to begin with. Our money was basically gone and now it was threatening not just our lives, but my father's as well? I had to make this right somehow.

"What's the best possible way to make a lot of money fast?" I asked the room.

"Moi can recommend-"

"What's the best possible way to make a lot of money fast and legally?"

Chapter 75: Breeding Day (Part 2: The Big Debt Blues)

Summary:

Kazuma's got money problems. Shocking, I know.

Chapter Text

A blue haired goddess was by herself... mostly.

She was currently at the park, curled up with her chin resting on her knees, and staring at an object she’d received from Chris. It sat right in front of her, with only the slight breeze giving it any motion at all.

She could use it. Stick it far up inside of her and feel the sticky climax she’d come to love before getting a pussy-full of her favourite treat in the whole wide world.

But every time she thought about it, she just felt sad instead.

She felt sad about being reminded about Kazuma dying last night. His unmoving body hugged tightly in Darkness’ arms. Mortals were so fragile and easy to lose when you weren’t watching over them all the time. The image of dead Kazuma that used to make her chuckle from his misfortune… now brought immense displeasure to her. That fear that he’d be lost in heaven forever still panged her heart, and she’d have had no way to go save him.

It also reminded her of how sad Darkness was. The full balling tears of the blonde after the date she’d been looking forward to for so long hurt almost as much as seeing the Kazu-corpse. Aqua hadn’t always been the best of friends with Darkness. They weren’t enemies by any means but they also weren’t super close until recently. A shared love of women, each other, and Kazuma really brought the pair together this past week. Aqua hung off her sexy sex guru’s every word. The amount of fun ideas for fucking that girl had become a treat, like the time in Sylvia’s village orgy when the pair pinned Bova down and licked her pussy together as she mooed and moaned. Darkness had a big dripping smile at the end of it that made Aqua laugh. That smile was all Aqua wanted to see right now…

“...I don’t want you…” She grumbled in anger, flicking the bulbous head and watching it fall to the dirt. “...I want them…”

Aqua had to think of something. Mortals were so certain about their monogamy, she at least needed to find out if there was room in their hearts for anyone else.


Kazuma was skulking his way back home, keeping his head low and his lurk skill active as he kept to the shadows. He was glaring at every stranger on the street now, seething with rage at all the women on the way. Becoming more and more unhinged after learning how much money he needed to support his multiple child support payments.

“I wonder if she’s pregnant with my kid,” He muttered to himself, keeping his head down and eyes tightly fierce, “Or her. Or herrrr… All my money. Getting pregnant for my money. Vultures, all of them, vultures.”

It was also here that Kazuma began to notice things. Tiny details he often kept ignoring, thinking it was just quirks of another world, yet now had a bit extra context on things…

The ratio of men to women was a bit one-sided, an occasional wagon full of what could be refugees would rock up looking for a home, builders needing constant work to make new houses for people, the orphanage having quite a few occupants, scars across landscapes, poor beggars hunting the streets for coin… was this world in a bigger crisis than he wanted to realise?

He had to think of jail. Of the unending punishment he’d receive if he let his sperm run rampant throughout the city.

All the women would be pregnant with his children...

“NO! FOCUS!” He hissed at himself, “Who cares if it’d be hot to run a harem that big. As soon as they’re pregnant, I’d be running around adventuring so much I’d never get to enjoy it! Not to mention all the… babies.” He shuddered at the thought, “Little snot noses, crying all day, demanding their bottles. If I wanted all that shit, I’d just clone Aqua.”

He also couldn’t really do it to Darkness. This was her money he was spending, as well as her father’s. He’d come to learn how ironically fragile that unbreakable girl’s inside workings were, and it was pretty cute but Kazuma didn’t want to hurt her anymore than what she asked for. If Darkness said to cancel the event, then following her instructions was probably for the best.

And as his mind went to that girl, his mind forced his body to stop.

‘I love you, Lalatina.’

His whole body shook in an internal cringe apocalypse. Wincing at his own words and crumpling into a ball hiding in a shadow. Kazuma definitely didn’t regret saying it, but that didn’t make him feel any less embarrassed. The potion he’d taken from Wiz’s shop made it so he’d be able to access his feelings better, but now that it had worn off he was stuck with the knowledge that he’d done it. He’d said the words to her and both of them had barely any time to digest that fact before he was killed.

Kazuma kept in his ball form for a while, thinking about Divane and the acts she’d forced him to do. He thought about hearing about what Darkness did to get him back and the acts Sylvia and Xara did on Divane in his name. About the Breeding Day he was promised but now had to give up on. And a little bit about dying, again. It was all rather a lot to take in suddenly.

So why was his mind so focused on Darkness’ happy face?

It was all so painful or embarrassing, but that girl and her big beaming smile (that for once wasn’t masking a tentacle fantasy) was centering his thoughts. She had such reverence for him, and was not afraid of showing her affection with public smooches or even more public blowjobs. Sure, it was normal for her, but that didn’t stop her being real. He really did grow to “l-l-l-l-love her” as his mind put it, it was just living up to the idealistic version of himself that she thought he was. Running away was probably not part of that vision… but if he stayed then the temptation would be too great.

With his mind chilled out for the moment, he began going back towards home. Still lost in thought but now focused on potential money making schemes. The world could forget about him for a while, and he’d go to the gala later for a chance to get the money they apparently so desperately needed.

After crawling over the bottom half of the door, avoiding the fire in the hallway, ducking under the water drenched remains of the upstairs toilet, and leaping across the hole in the ground to get to his door, Kazuma decided it was perhaps time to hide away from the world. Crawl into his bed and hide in the…

In the…

Wait a minute!

“WHAT IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK HAPPENED TO THE HOUSE?!?!”


“I’m so sorry!”

I’d just walked into the backroom again after collecting all the Kazudildos in the guild when I was suddenly being apologised to.

“Uh, what happened?” I asked, semi-scared as I turned to see what was happening.

Tifa was standing there in all her tight tank top glory, bowing low to me placing down the box of dildos. “You took on my debt! You saved my tavern and accepted me into your harem and I already spent the money to pay back the collectors and I didn’t have to go into business with Don Corneo but now I hear you’re dealing with-!”

Placing my hand on her back, I could see the guilt was riding high on the poor brunette. Her face was already tearing up as I welcomed her into a sympathy hug, “Shhh, it’s okay, Tifa. I don’t regret helping you.” I soothed, looking behind her to see a relieved-looking Aerith giving me a thumbs up for comforting her girlfriend. “I’m sorry for making you worry. It’s my fault we’re in this mess, not you. Admittedly, I really should have reigned us in sooner…”

“S-still…” Tifa sobbed into my shoulder, “I can’t help but feel…”

Creating a Tifa sandwich, Aerith quickly joined the hug, “We’ll just have to help Darkness make more money! Then Kazuma can breed anyone he wants without worrying about us!”

“That isn’t necess-”

“It’s the least we can do!” Tifa practically yelled as she raised her head up from my shoulder, “Any way that The Seventh Heaven can help, we will!” Her cute, determined, and slightly puffy-from-tears face was very hard to argue with.

“Okay, okay.” I relented, “I won’t turn away from your efforts if you want to help. But talk to Kazuma first, he’s more the money maker between the two of us.” Whenever I tried to sell anything to someone, my urges would flare up and my brain would think they somehow wanted to buy me. Then they’d run away before I could realise I was speaking my twisted fantasies out loud again.

As we detangled from the hug, Aerith asked, “Where is Kazuma anyway?”


Kazuma was sitting on a rock, head in his hands, wondering if going back to heaven and joining Divane was still an option.

Behind him was the ruins of the mansion, still destroyed after last night's “shenanigans”. Between the battle of Xara and Sylvia, then Aqua’s angelic duel, the place was looking worse than if Megumin had set off an explosion. Which is why two builders were approaching him as Kazuma had called them in to have a look. They were almost twice his size in width, and twice as tall. Big bald white dudes, wearing pure white tank tops to show off their bulging arms and thick guts.

“Yerp, derts aloutta damerge. Gunna curst a herllver lertta Errus tuh merke dert her it ursed t’be.”

“…what?”

The other builder stepped up, “Don’t worry, I’ll translate for Gary. He says it’ll cost you a lot of Eris to fix up that amount of damage. Between the water and the structural damage, the whole place will be needing a few weeks of repair with a lot of builders around the clock fixing it.”

Kazuma fell back from his rock, landing on his back into the grass with a groan. “Great, more money, more debt. Just what I needed! Maybe we should just move back to the stables...”

Gary nodded in sympathy, “Ert’s a big dercisern. We cern quert yer a fair price, bert nert merch erlse ter be dern. Ernless yer ‘ave serm mergic berns ‘round! Herdeyherdeyherdeyher!”

After a quick translation, Kazuma stood up to see them off, “I’ll see how my finances are, and get back to you. Alright?”

That would have been the end but suddenly the energy between them changed, “‘Ey! Waitaminute Richard!” Gary growled, “Ain’t dis dat Satou Kazuma guy?!”

Fearing this was related to something his teammates had done, Kazuma braced for the worst, “Y-yeah…?”

“Yer serpposed ter be fercking my werfe right now!”

In all his years of life, and all his years of people getting angry at him, Kazuma never thought that would be a reason someone would yell at him.

“What?!”

“Hey, yeah, you’re right! And he’s supposed to be breeding my wife too!” Growled Richard, grabbing Kazuma’s shoulder and then poking him hard in the chest, “What’s the big idea, huh punk?! Running away from giving her a baby?! Is my wife not GOOD enough for you?! She got all dolled up for YOU and you just go and flake on her?!”

Backing away was his only defence against these tall bulky pillars, “G-gentlemen, please, I’m sure we can come to some sort of agreement here. I mean, why would you even want me shitty brat anyway? Hehe…”

“I dern’t! We werz gernna ‘ave yer cerm in ‘er on ‘er serfe day, den clerm to der gervernment dert she werz preggernant wit’ ur baby!”

“Oi, Gary, you’re not supposed to tell him that!”

Kazuma snapped in rage, pointing in anger at the pair in front of him, “You guys don’t want my kids! You just want my MONEY!”

Richard just waved his hands around mockingly, “Ohhh, Mr. ‘Harem and Mansion Haver’ over here is getting off telling us which noble we should or shouldn’t steal from!”

With a similar animosity growing, Gary once more poked Kazuma, “Yerh, yer rich ersshole!! Ner go cerm in mer werfe!”

“FUCK OFF! CREATE EARTH! WIND!” Instantly the boy had created a dusty smokescreen to scatter in the men’s eyes, who stumbled back on themselves in pain. Gary tripping over some rubble and falling on his back while Richard hissed in pain.

“OI! THAT HURT! GET BACK HERE!” Richard yelled before the pair scrambled to their feet and took off after the fleeing Kazuma.


“I think the women are starting to catch on that something’s wrong…” Luna commented while looking out the tiny crack in the door.

We were all currently still hiding out upstairs, hoping that Kazuma would come back to give us a definitive answer on what he wanted to do. I didn’t want to presume he wanted to cancel Breeding Day until he absolutely told me for sure, otherwise all of Luna’s effort could go to waste for no reason.

It was just sort of a painful waiting period (and not the good kind). Especially with how many people were downstairs.

Luckily, no one had tried to come in yet, and we were left in-

SLAM!

“Darkness!”

My neck had snapped around so fast, but as I saw Aqua in the doorway my relief was palpable, “Oh, Aqua! It’s just you.”

She seemed like she was in a hurry, quickly rushing over to me and leaping into my arms, “Can I talk to you for a second? Please?” She begged, something not terribly out of character for the girl. Even so, I couldn’t shake off the feeling that she was deeply troubled somehow.

“Of course we can, anytime.” I nodded, taking her over to one side of the room away from the rest of the occupants. “What’s the matter?”

“Do you like Kazuma?”

I blinked, wondering what the urgency was, “Huh? Well, yes, of course I do.”

She looked almost a little hurt by that, “But do you like like him?”

“...yeeeees?”

“But do you like like LIKE him?!”

“Aqua? What’s wrong?” I asked, grabbing her shoulder in worry, “Did something happen to Kazuma?”

Her shoulders somewhat slumped, “No… I just… I need to go talk to him!”

And with that, she was off. Rushing back out the door she came through and entering the sea of women in the main guild before I had a chance to even think of stopping her. Even Aerith walked over to me to check what that was about, but I didn't really have an answer...

“Aqua…”


Cecily was enjoying her morning. The market was pretty empty, which meant it was the perfect time to haggle an unsuspecting salesman or woman out of some free food. Depending on her success it could even mean breakfast for the whole church!

“Hello there!” She beamed at the bun saleswoman, who was already looking nervously at the blonde, “Quite a quiet day we’re having, wouldn’t you say? You’re definitely not going to sell ALL those buns, so why not donate them to a very special cause?”

“Er, uhm… I don’t know…”

“Come on~!” Her grin as wide as her morals were small, “How about a trade? I could take a bun or two, and you’d get this very special, ultra rare, amazing pleasure stick?”

As she encroached on the latest victim, Cecily knew that any extra food would be going to that very special owner of a very special rod.

The very same person that tackled her to the floor out of nowhere.

“Oh my!” The bun seller gasped, watching as the two tumbled out of sight. With a squelch, the dildo landed on the top layer of buns, to which she shrugged and placed it under her bun shelf.

Meanwhile, Kazuma had finally pinned the scrappy blonde after a lot of scratches from the girl. He observed the two builders that had been chasing him run past the stalls thanks to ducking low to the ground when he briefly broke their line of sight.

“LET GO! I DIDN’T SELL YOU ANY-Oh, it’s you!” Cecily calmed as the dust settled and was greeted with the sight of Kazuma. Her casual flippancy from angry wasp creature to a purring hyena was not lost on the boy, “Hmm~ finally going to treat your number one fan to some rough play? My body is yours to fondle, good sir~”

“Shut it!” Kazuma barked, only slightly blushing at the suggestion, “Quit trying to sell those dildos! You’re impregnating everyone and bleeding me dry!”

“Of course I am.”

His finger pressed against her nose, “Don’t try to deny-! Oh…well, stop it!”

“No.” Her answer was short, to the point, and made Kazuma’s forehead vein bulge in irritation.

“I’ve already tackled you, do you want me to drop kick you as well?”

Her cackling laughter did not quell the beast inside Kazuma at all, though the annoyance and calmness of her attitude was enough to get the boy off of her. Stomping around trying to convince himself not to wildly attack her.

“Do you wanna know why you’re not gonna stop me, Kazuma?” Cecily’s smile was cocky, reaching into her top to bring out a single piece of paper.

He stamped his foot again, “No, fuck off with that Axis enrolment shit! Now’s not the FUCKING time!”

“Actually, for once, this isn’t about that. In my hands, I hold a copy of a piece of paper I have in a very secure location. Wanna take a look?” She stood up and offered the paper to him. With suspicion dripping through every pore of his being, Kazuma slowly moved forwards before quickly swiping the paper. When it didn’t immediately blow up in his hands, he skimmed through it…and bore witness to the bigger bombshell written on it.

“Buh… guh… snuh…”

Cecily grabbed his now slumping shoulders and brought him in a tight hug, “Tha~at’s right! I have in my possession the actual patent for your penis! I legally own its likeness, and I say the Kazudildos stay! You really should have patented it sooner if you didn’t want me to come get it.”

Instinctively, Kazuma ripped the paper into pieces. Even knowing it was a copy, the minor catharsis was still there. “Bullshit! There’s gotta be some legal workaround I can exploit to get the right of my own dick back!”

“Probably,” She shrugged, beginning to walk off back towards the bun seller, “But by then it’ll be too late. Everyone will already be using the wonderful schlong you have down there to breed themselves silly!”

He slammed his fists into his head for a bit in absolute frustration, “Wait, you may own my dick, but you don’t own my cum!”

“You’re right, I don’t.”

Kazuma’s shoulders slumped after the momentary victory, “Your tone indicates you knew I’d say that.”

“Right again, I did.” She beamed, once more getting out a piece of paper, “This time around, I really did legal up. Here’s the fine print you can see on the bottom of every Kazudildo.”

The piece of paper had a picture of the underside, but zoomed in about 200 times:

“...’warning, any and all pregnancies are the fault of the individual using this item. Only the user’s preferences are used when selecting the cum to shoot. The manufacturer is completely off the hook if you like Satou Kazuma’s cum the most’.” Kazuma read aloud before once more ripping up the page and hissing at the morally bankrupt nun. “This is bull, Cecily! Why do you even WANT me to impregnate the town?!”

That finally made the blonde pause, once more laughing under her breath in a way that gave Kazuma chills, “Why? The answer should be obvious, I’m almost insulted you’d even ask…this is all for you of course.”

As Cecily turned, her eyes reminded Kazuma of a certain “dere” type from back home that he always feared would be on the end of.

“I just want what makes your penis erect. That perfect slab of meat should be hard and proud all the time. Every second of every day, to stand loud and proud amongst all the others! So I need to keep you as horny as possible to keep it that way.” Her obsessive moans underlay her words, and the lack of personal space she gave Kazuma as she lumbered towards him made him quite scared, “Of course the whole town should be pregnant! The whole world needs to see how amazing your erection is, Kazuma! I’ll make sure all your fetishes are met and your tale is as wide as your perfect girth!” Her hand grabbed his dick through his pants roughly.

“You’ve lost your mind!” Kazuma shoved, Cecily just stumbling back with the same grin on her face.

“Don’t worry, Kazuma. I’ll make sure to give you lots of conjugal visits in prison.” She giggled, then spread her arms out wide and closed her eyes, Cecily accepted her fate. “Now, if it’ll make you hard, feel free to dropkick me till your heart’s content. I can take anything you throw at me!”

“THERE HE IS, GARY!”

When Cecily opened her eyes again, Kazuma was long gone. She shrugged and smiled. “Oh well. Must be off to Breeding Day!” And then she walked off to haggle the bun seller again.


The crowd was growing restless, and it was easy to see why. Luna was being brave but had yet to make the announcement that Kazuma was not returning. So many women were in the guild right now, and on the stage felt like the true hotseat as the three of us stood in front of everyone.

A chant started about ten minutes ago, repeating “Ka-zu-ma” over and over again. We still had the microphone to talk to everyone, but even that was hard to hear as Luna began speaking.

“E-everyone, please listen!” She spoke loudly, the chanting not stopping for even a second, “I’m afraid Breeding Day may be cancelled! Due to unforeseen circumstances, we will refund you any travel money it cost you to get here and apologise for any inconvenience that has arisen from this decision!”

All three of us bowed our heads, but nothing changed. The chanting was still going strong and the crowd of women had become no less frenzied.

“We are telling you that Master Satou Kazuma is not here! There will be no breeding today!” Sena said sternly as she grabbed the mic. The crowd chanted still.

“If you do not settle down, then I will be forced to make you leave!” I added with a loud crack of my knuckles. Even threats did not deter them. The call for Kazuma just repeated over and over again. “What’s wrong with them?”

“I’m not sure,” said a concerned Sena, stroking her chin, “They just want Kazuma…”

“Yes. They just want Kazuma.” Luna agreed, her voice slightly off as she suddenly started repeating, “Kazuma… Ka-zu-ma, Ka-zu-ma, Ka-zu-ma! KA-ZU-MA!”

I stumbled back with the blonde latching herself to me, apparently not upset that I wasn’t Kazuma, “Luna!? What are you-MPH!” Really not upset. Forcing her tongue into my throat and grabbing the back of my head roughly. I thought she was just upset and needed some consoling, but when I removed her from my mouth she just kept repeating his name. “What’s happening?!”

“Hmm, maybe I laid it on a bit too thick…” I heard someone say, easily identifiable as the only person not chanting Kazuma’s name. I turned around to see the psychic member of Sylvia’s troupe, Svobena. Waving happily at me as she sat down on the edge of the stage, “Oh, heeeyyy Darknessss~!”

“Svobena! Is this your doing?!”

“A little,” She admitted with a shrug, “I was hired by Luna to make the girls feel horny. But she also hired those guys up there,” The mind flayer pointed over to the snacks table, where some of Sylvia’s minions were pouring some sort of potion in the drinks.

“HEY!”

The pair looked defensive at my yell. “What?! We got hired to do this, okay?! Everyone here knows the food is spiked, it was on the waiver at the door!” He pointed over to another kobold with a clipboard collecting signatures. Luna really did put a lot of thought into this event…

Svobena tutted, “I tried to warn her that combining the aphrodisiac with my powers was too much, didn’t I?” She looked confused for a moment then yawned, “Actually, maybe I just dreamt that I did. Oopsie. Oh well, nap time…” The psychic stretched herself down on the stage.

“Wait, SVOBENA! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP THIS?!” I yelled as Sena joined Luna in on trying to take my armour off.

“Just get them to Kazuma… his dick can break the spell, probably…”

Of course. Why would I expect anything different on the day that we’re trying to NOT get people pregnant?

“KAZUMAAAA…”

I gulped at the roaring sound. “Uh oh… looks like Svobena wasn’t the only monster girl in the crowd…” I mumbled. Seeing a few rather tall females stand up and look rather hungry.


“Goddamn, these guys don’t give up!” Kazuma panted as he lurked in an alleyway. The builders were still searching high and low, determined to get the boy into their wives as quickly as possible.

One of the builders, Richard, cracked his knuckles threateningly, “Come out, Kazuma! Your dick’s my ticket to easy street! No more long shifts translating Gary for me!”

“Kh!”

“Oh Gary… you heard that…” Richard scratched the back of his neck, looking at a very tearful builder who’d made that noise, “Look, mate, I don’t mind doing it… I don’t know why I said that, I just-”

“Er ernderstend! Yer hert mer!” Gary quickly bolted out of sight.

“I don’t hate you!” Richard yelled while chasing him. “Gary, wait!”

After a minute, Kazuma deactivated lurk. “Well, that’s a freebie.” He shrugged, checking to see if the coast was c-

“KAZUMA!”

“GAH! KAZUMA NOT HERE!” He yipped, practically jumping out of his skin as he fell to the ground. After a few seconds of his heart bullying his ribs, he realised who’d said it. “For fuck’s sake, dumb goddess, why are you jumping out of alleyways?”

“Kazuma! I need to talk to you!” She pleaded, helping him up to his feet. “It’s important!”

After he dusted himself off, Kazuma put a hand on her shoulder with a serious expression, “Yeah, and I need to talk to you too.”

“Y-you do?!”

He nodded somberly for a second. Then he bonked her on the head.

“OW! WHY?!”

“That’s for destroying the mansion! The whole place is completely gone! Don’t you know how little money we have already?!”

He grumbled while stomping away, forgetting about the nearby builders who quickly took chase again. He never noticed the teary face of Aqua who just wanted to talk about their relationship…

Chapter 76: Breeding Day (Part 3: Fantastic Friends)

Summary:

Kazuma meets with the rest of the cast.

Chapter Text

There was nowhere left to run for Kazuma. He’d done more exercise in the morning than he was even slightly used to, and now was all out of mana to keep his lurk skill active. The builders had chased him all over town, and now he’d ended up near the theatre exhausted and winded.

And easily catchable.

“Gert herm!” Gary yelled, easily grabbing Kazuma’s leg and lifting the boy far above his head. Kicking and screaming upside down, not doing even the most minimal of damage to the burly builder. “Yer cermin wit’ me te breerd mer werf!”

“LET ME GO!” Kazuma yelled, getting thrown over Gary’s back like a caveman’s pelt, easily carried away towards the guild once more. He saw a similarly burly adventurer pass by, one that he kind of recognised and quickly shouted out, “HELP! THESE GUYS WANT ME TO FUCK THEIR WIVES!”

“Oh? Is that so?” The strong jawed adventurer asked with an intimidating aura. Gary and Richard took pause, perhaps expecting a fight… but then the man with a mohawk gave Kazuma a thumbs up, “Sounds like the start of an amazing adventure! Nice one, my man!”

“YOU’RE NO HELP!” Kazuma wailed, flipping off the thumbs up man as he was dragged away once more.

He could only feel dread at what was to come. And also a lot of excitement because, you know, sex. But fear of the lifetime in jail he would undoubtedly face. But also a lot of excitement because, again, sex. But then there was the endless torment at the pain he’d be causing for Darkness and her father. But also a lot of excitement because, you guessed it, sex. Not to mention all the new life he’d be creating in the world, so many kids with their daddy in prison…

But all that sex though…

“Sterp gertterng a’ berner ern me’ sherlder. Shave it fer when ya stert ferking mah werf.”

"Oi, Kazuma," said Richard, looking at Gary's shoulder where Kazuma resided, "Mind if I ask you some questions? About your dad?"

That threw Kazuma for a loop, "Uh, what? Why about him?"

"Well you know." Richard shrugged, yawning and scratching his face as the three trundled along to the guild, "If by chance you DO get my wife pregonate, I wanted to know if the kid has a chance."

"...the hell's that supposed to mean."

"Er thernk yer kner whert ert mearns." Gary replied first, bumping the smaller man on his shoulder easily, "Yer scrawny, weark, berd persture,"

"Not to mention a pervert who steals panties." Agreed Richard, "We was just wondering if your dad was, ya know, any better. Otherwise you should probably hang up your Harem Knight badge, know what I mean? After we take your money, of course."

His fists slammed down on Gary's unmoving back in teary frustration, "Gah! Fuck both of you! HELLLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!"

“KAZUMA!” A voice suddenly yelled out, causing the two builders to turn. It was too late for them, though. As soon as they had seen the source of the yell they were being blasted away by her magical keyboard.

Gary and Richard landed in a pile across the street, breaking an old gazebo with their bulk as Kazuma landed safely on his face where they had been standing.

Still exhausted and mentally traumatised so many times in the last hour, Kazuma only had time to look up and see his three saviours before his world began to fade away into darkness.

“Kazuma?! Are you hurt?!”

“Who were those guys kidnapping you?!”

“Stay with us! We’ll take you back home!”

“No… t-take me to X-Xara… take me to the s-succubus café…”

Lia, Cielo, and Erika all stood around him worrying about the boy. The three Axel Hearts were just stunned after leaving the theatre to find their producer like this… and even more stunned that he said that.

“Wait, Axel Town has a what café?”


Vanir had gone back to his shop for a break from all the lovely negativity. He feared he’d lose his svelte physique if he gorged himself any longer! Kazuma was a lovely bevy of worry, and now that he’d cured the blonde one of loneliness he could feast on her own self doubts too! It was certainly turning out to be a wonderful day for Vanir.

“You sure seem happy, boss.” Said Lilith as Vanir entered his shop, the pink haired succubus he’d hired was currently dusting on the top shelf, “Breeding Day going well?”

The demonic man chuckled, “For Moi? Verily.” He nodded while striding to the back of the store, though as he did a more business-like look began to spread over his masked face, “Moi does need to check on something though.”

Lilith quickly followed him, ignoring the “stay out” signs easily to enter the backroom with him. Behind a large green sheet, Vanir unveiled the one magic item that Darkness definitely forgot about: The Magic Blackboard.

Used on the Harem Knight trials that Aqua and Kazuma had duelled in, Vanir had secretly snuck into the mansion and “liberated” the useful piece of kit for his own purposes. Being forgotten would be a terrible fate for an actually useful item like this. An omniscient blackboard with the ability to give information in real time was perhaps the greatest item that Darkness had inadvertently created, at least in Vanir’s eyes anyway.

Ignoring the presence of the pinknette, Vanir scribbled some words with chalk on the board.

“How many women are impregnated with Satou Kazuma’s seed?”

A number appeared underneath the question.

“Holy shit!” Lilith exclaimed, “King Kazuma’s been busy!”

Vanir nodded in thought, but still wrote another question beside that.

“How much debt does that put him in?”

Once more, a number appeared underneath the question.

“Oh my gods!” Lilith once more gawped, reeling at the huge size of Eris that was apparently putting him in, “What’s going to-”

“It’s not enough.”

Lilith snapped around to Vanir, “It isn’t?!”

Vanir’s serious face frowned, turning on his heel and strolling out the room as quickly as he entered it, “Moi needs the boy to follow through with this silly Breeding Day…” He mumbled before exiting the shop and leaving Lilith alone again.

“...huh.” She said while tapping her chin in wonderment and confusion. After a few seconds she shrugged, “Eh, King Kazuma is crafty, I'm sure he'll find a way out of this one. Besides, so long as I get paid, it's none of my business.”

Lilith then went back to the blackboard to ask it some questions about her horoscope.


“And thus ends my tale of woe - ow!” Kazuma sighed. The lovely thigh pillow his Queen Succubus wife was providing was an excellent way to destress after a long day of heavy burdens. Xara knew it, stroking her husband’s hair back with her large hands and only occasionally crushing his head accidentally. “My life is about to become Baby Palooza, and not Babe City like I’d always dreamed of… I didn’t even get to MAKE most of them! Isn’t that unfair?!”

“I know, I know… back from death and now into debt. Life certainly has it out for you, dear husband.” Xara cooed sympathetically while Kazuma nodded tearfully.

"I don't even know HOW the house got destroyed!"

Both Sylvia and Xara both snapped and said, "Neither do we." In a way that Kazuma had definitely experienced before but was quickly stroked out of his suspicions.

"Mmm... thank you-ow..." He cooed under her slightly spiky touch, "This really is a hard existence I suffer through sometimes..."

“I dunno, seems like you're enjoying yourself a bunch…”

Xara’s eyebrow raised towards someone she’d never really seen before, but who had brought Kazuma here. Three women, currently sitting on her footrest and claiming to be friends of his, had safely transported him here after his life had been threatened by multiple annoyed builders. Xara was vaguely familiar with them, the famous “Axel Hearts” band that had taken the area by storm in the last year. One of their posters still hung up on the wall near her subject's bed area:

The succubae were quite enamoured by their songs and sometimes played them while working, which led to many dreams about the three and a lot of increased revenue for her. Meeting them wasn’t anything special for the queen though, Xara was mostly just impressed by Kazuma who was apparently their producer. Yet another amazing feat by her husband.

They weren’t the only ones in the room. After being brought to her café, Xara, Sylvia, Luminara, Saffron, and a few succubae were all hiding out in the arena under the café. Still a little bit busted up from the angel attack but sturdy enough to let Xara sit in her throne with Kazuma curled up happily. They had been about to leave for Breeding Day before the three idols had appeared with a traumatised Kazuma begging to be taken to Xara, mostly out of protection from the world.

Erika had been the one to make the comment, and Lia, the leader of the band, gave her a stern look. “Sorry, Queen Xara, we don’t mean to intrude.”

“Nonsense. Any friend of my husband’s is a friend of mine. Even rude ones.”

The girls were still in awe about that fact, “Kazuma got married to a queen… he really got busy when we were away.” said Cielo.

“I think he got to some of the other succubae as well.” added Erika.

“Don’t forget Darkness, he told us they were a thing now.”

“How many others do you think he-?”

“Hey! You’re supposed to pity me! Don't gossip about me!” Kazuma barked from his pillow, “Don’t you know I’m about to go to prison for life?!”

Sylvia stood up from her seat, “We won’t let that happen, Kazuma!” She declared, “I can’t have my saviour be locked away forever by some corrupted government!”

Luminara tapped her chin from her perch, "Did you even get that many girls pregnant? What if it didn't stick?"

"Unfortunately for him, I sometimes feel pregnant just looking at his lovely thick cum. No way his soldiers don't have a super high hit ratio on humans," chuckled Xara, “Why don’t you just run away from the law, Kazuma? Cast away your humanity to become the incubus king I know you can be.”

Kazuma put a hand up to the queen dramatically, “Don’t try to change me, baby. Though running away isn’t the worst plan…”

“We shall follow wherever you take us, my love!” Sylvia had rushed over for a quick protective hug, reaching over Xara’s throne to get a bit of skinship from him while the Axel Hearts once more looked on in awe.

Less enthusiastic was Luminara, the red snake woman who was trying her hardest to get on board with a placid fist pump, “Y-yeah! To the ends of the earth! Even if it means giving away our citizenship… that we just got… and I won’t be able to start my new business, The Snakery Bakery… w-we’ll still follow you…!”

“Great! Let’s start packing then!” The man clapped his hands.

“Kazuma!” Lia hissed angrily.

He blew air out his mouth like a deflating balloon, “Fine, fine. I was kidding anyway, Lumi. Darkness would never let me live it down, let alone go through with it,” He grumbled, though it was a less bitter pill seeing the relieved smile of the red snake lady. “No one’s going to give up their chance at a better life because of me. There’s gotta be a better way to deal with this shit…”

After thinking for about three seconds, Kazuma laid face down into Xara’s creamy thighs. “Nw dof amnyone haf amny way ffor mme tof mnake mnoney?!”

The succubus queen just let him muffle talk into her leg with a smile, “I’ll raise the costs of the café, but it will be a drop in the bucket considering the debt you face.”

“Oh, I know! We could put on a fashion show!” Saffron announced, proudly throwing flowers around the arena, “With the Axel Hearts by our side, it’s sure to be a success! Everyone will come for miles to see our harem’s style!”

“That’s your suggestion for everything,” Sylvia sighed before turning to herself to Kazuma and raising a brown tentacle to him. “You could always let me make you infertile? That’d solve your problems,” The chimaera suggested casually. Kazuma’s fearful recoil afterwards was enough of a response but he still hissed out a sharp, “NEVER!” while grabbing his dick protectively.

Sylvia just sighed, placing her face in her hand with a small pout, “You guys never let me modify your bodies…”

“Honey, sweetie, dearest…body modifications won’t solve ALL the world’s problems,” Xara softly informed the chimera, gently rubbing her back with one of her wings. Sylvia just pouted harder. The succubus queen just found it adorable.

“Why don’t you just fuck everyone?” Said the… footstool that the Axel Hearts were sitting on. They quickly jumped up and looked very confused, “Ah, dang it!” It said before unveiling the grey sheet and revealing itself to be naked Divane, kneeling on her hands and knees. “Was I a good footrest for you, Mistress Xara?!”

“No one asked you to do that.” replied Xara, already annoyed by her new pet. “But she does raise a fair point, Kazuma. Your rejection of Syvlia’s idea, while perfectly understandable, is a little curious, don’t you think?” Xara’s smile spoke volumes of her understanding. Ignoring Sylvia’s slumping shoulders, the boy she had fallen for was sweating rather a lot while trying to think of an argument, “Unless I’m mistaken, she could always turn your boys back on AFTER your little Breeding Day with no one any the wiser that you’d tricked them into sex.”

His grumbles and fumbles also spoke volumes of where his heart was at, “Yeah, well, I GUESS but… you know…”

Before he could make any actual point, Kazuma was wrapped up in a jet black wing and dragged forwards to Xara’s larger than life embrace. His lower half nestling inside her wide cleavage while he wrapped the top half of himself around her smiling face. “Methinks the King doth protest too much. The ultimate pervert is not looking for a way to NOT breed the town. He’s looking for an excuse to do it.”

“Yes! Fine! You figured it out! I’m a pervert!” Kazuma yelled while jumping from her legs to stand by himself. “Kazutrash, Pervzuma, a walking pile of human feces, whatever words you want to describe me is probably true!” His movements were erratic and his arms flailed above him, “I like the idea of the whole town being pregnant with my kids! Is that SO EVIL!?”

The room fell silent, the only one still making sounds was a “Gawd no…” from Divane who was quietly masturbating to herself.

“Ugh, of course she’d be the one to answer…” He mumbled, slapping his own face in annoyance. Then bouncing back to look at the Axel Hearts with a large suspicious eye, “You three have been rather quiet. I’d have thought you’d have some choice words to get me to not be a big creep who loves sex.”

The three looked at each other with worry, then went back to Kazuma. “Uhm… I think that would be a little… hypocritical of us.” Lia admitted, scratching her neck with a growing blush.

“Eh?” Kazuma asked, boner suddenly awake again after a bit of a money coma.

Erika gulped with the same nervous energy, “Hehe… w-we also have a bit of an announcement we wanted to make to you, K-Kazuma…”

“Oh man, oh boy, oh hell yes!” The boy’s excitement was growing.

“W-we’re part of the Axis Cult!” Cielo announced, ripping the bandaid as quickly as Kazuma’s boner deflated.

The room was once more silent. Kazuma’s eyes practically bulged out of his head.

“Which also means we… s-saw you and Aqua together.” Lia added, mostly to fill the silence, “And it inspired us, to, well, um, you know, um, m-me and C-Cielo, um, then Erika, but not straight away… not straight at all I guess, hehe? Oh god…” Her face went into her hands and Cielo quickly began to console her.

Kazuma stayed completely perfectly still.

“I’m just going to add this to the pile.” A thunk sound landed on the ground as three Kazuma dildos dropped in front of him. “I just wanted to say you have a really cute penis, Kazuma! Not as cute as me, of course. And Cielo and Lia are cuter too, since we’re all girlfriends now. But still, your dick gets my approval!” The pinknette beamed with pride.

Cielo just quietly threw a heal spell at Kazuma, worrying that his heart had stopped.

“My, my~ Impregnating the idols you produce? Aren’t you a devilish one.” Xara giggled, placing her large hand across Kazuma’s shoulder to try and kick him back into gear. “I believe they’re expecting an answer, dear.”

“This… this really is happening everywhere, isn’t it?” He babbled, falling to his knees and staring a thousand yards past yet also directly at the dildos. “My dick has become the mascot of the Axis Cult." He slammed his head and then his fist into the ground, "Everyone's going to be pregnant with MY babies, and it wasn't even ME who got to do it! Even if I chop my dick off now it won't stop! The Axis cultists aren't gonna stop until everyone’s pregnant!” The nightmare just kept piling on in Kazuma's mind, "Dammit! I just wanted to have fun at Breeding Day! I just wanted to walk into town and fuck everyone who WANTED to fuck me! But now they don't even need me?! They just want my cum and money! GAHHH!" His anger seemed to seep out of him, leaving the dried up husk of a man slumping back onto his knees. "Maybe I should just quit being a Harem Knight... I'm no hero, just what everyone thinks I am, a filthy degenerate perv..."

The room went quiet again, not sure how to answer him. Though Divane had made it over to Saffron and the pair were bonding over their shared love of their reflections.

“I-is that so wrong, though?”

Everyone looked over at the short haired brunette idol, Cielo, who fidgeted with her clothes a bit before once more getting the courage to speak again.

“L-lots of people want to have kids with Harem Knights because they just want to make the world a better place. They believe in the true and honest heart of a champion, someone like you, Kazuma.”

He just clicked his tongue, clearly upset about something deeper, “Have you not been paying attention? I’m just a nobody, a NEET, someone-”

“Who likes sex,” Cielo finished for him, slowly pacing closer to the boy still on his knees, “I wish you wouldn’t be so negative about yourself. It isn’t evil to like the act of making babies for your country.”

The huffy boy wasn’t having it, instead just folding his arms and staying quiet.

“...you should remember I’m a noble too, but with my fear of men I always thought that the Harem Knight stuff was totally out of my reach. I wanted to help the kingdom, but if I ever even touch a man-”

“You punch them through the nearest wall?”

She frowned for a second at Kazuma before finishing her sentence, “Yes, thank you. My dad is a bit of a hardass, and he raised me to think sex was an evil thing done by perverts. But I know that isn’t true, logically. Sex is a natural, beautiful, wonderful thing! Especially when done with the right people,” Cielo turned to smile at Lia and Erika, who both beamed right back at her. “And I don’t think you’re evil for liking it. You’re a brave man who works hard to make everyone around him happy, even if it looks selfish from the outside. I think you really do make a positive influence on the people around you…”

He seemed genuinely touched by the idol’s words, completely at a loss for them himself, just staring at the girl with his mouth open as she joined him on the floor.

“...much more than you realise.”

In a move no one was expecting, Cielo leaned forwards and hugged Kazuma.

“GAH! I’M SORRY! DON’T-! …don’t…” He blinked, only feeling Cielo hug him tighter, “W-what? Cielo! You’re-!”

“I trust you, Kazuma.” She said with a smile, not reeling to strike him into next week, “I think your dildo may have helped, or maybe it was joining Aqua’s religion, but every time I thought about hugging you, my mind didn’t want to kill you for the thought alone. I just wanted to actually hug you.” She admitted, squeezing him a little tighter before letting go, “You can be my knight too, and have my bursary for your harem. It won’t be enough to settle your debt, but it might help a little for how much you helped me.”

“Oh. Wow… th-thanks Cielo…” He stared in awe. The other two Axel Hearts joined their girlfriend on their knees, going shoulder to shoulder.

“We trust you too, Kazuma,” said Erika, “And it looks like we're totes not the only ones!"

It was then that the boy on his knees felt multiple objects touch his back. A wing tip, a tentacle, a tail, even a vine, all there to support him if he needed it. Kazuma definitely felt the sting of tears well up when he looked back to see all the girls he'd helped with Darkness. Maybe it wasn't always for the most noble intentions but they each appreciated him and wanted to be there for him too.

"D-damn... way to make a guy feel cared for..." He mumbled, trying to suck the tears back in with some lame dialogue, "I won't quit. Now I just have to get the courage to actually go do Breeding Day..."

Lia the leader decided it was her turn to pep up the boy, "You know, Kazuma. There was something you told me when I was about to go up on stage for the first time, and I was freaking out just like you are now. I believe it was something like: ‘if you don’t want to do it, then there’s no shame in walking out. But I think the reason you haven’t already is because you know you can do it too’.”

He wiped some of the tears away with his sleeve, “W-what the hell? That doesn’t sound like me at all.”

“Well, you were also banking on us to do well in the competition or you’d lose a bunch of money,” Lia added, making the two chuckle at the more average Kazuma response. “But that still doesn’t take away from what you said,” She said while standing up, with the other two Axel Hearts quickly joining her. “Satou Kazuma… do you really want to run away?”

He looked around sheepishly, “I mean, not really…”

“That’s right! The Kazuma I know wouldn’t leave, he’s way too dependable for that!” Cielo beamed.

“That’s kind of you, but-”

Erika chuckled, “Yeah. The Kazuma I know would never let his dildos have all the fun, and he definitely wouldn’t leave if there was a crowd of people begging to have sex with him!”

“True, however-”

“That’s right.” Lia nodded, “He’d go out there, have as much fun as he possibly could, then figure out tomorrow how to make enough money to support all his new kids.”

“ALRIGHT, FINE!” Kazuma yelled, standing to his feet, “If you all insist SO MUCH that I need to go fuck everyone, then I’ll do it! But you all better be prepared to work your fingers to the bone to help support this, got it?!”

“Yes, producer!” The Axel Hearts saluted as Kazuma swirled around to the others.

"Same with you! If I go impregnate everyone then I'm going to be pulling every hair-brained, scumbag, sleazy trick in the book to get our income up. Y'all better be prepared for the worst!"

"I'll follow your command, my love." Sylvia bowed, with Luminara and Saffron following suit.

Xara was much more giggly in her throne, "Don't promise me a good time if you can't follow through, King Kazuma~"

With a nod of confirmation, Kazuma blew a large amount of air through his nostrils and began to stomp away out the building. As soon as he reached the top, Vanir suddenly appeared, bursting down the door in grand fashion like he'd done all day.

"Oh, Harem Knight! Your blonde beau with too much power is in trouble! All of the guild is horny for thee, and chanting your name! You must return to-"

Kazuma just bumped his way past the lanky demon, "Save it, dickhead. I already had the pep talk, and I'm still pissed off at you." He huffed, exiting the building and heading off as Vanir shrugged.

"Moi's work here is done then. Hmmhmmm~" He hummed while casually strolling away.

Meanwhile the women who Kazuma had left in the building while leaving were thanking the Axel Hearts, “Hmhm, I can see why he likes you three.” Sylvia chuckled.

As they all watched him go, Xara added, “Thank you for that. His internal aura was at war, caught between desires and needs.”

“That’s our Kazuma!” Erika laughed, “Seeing him get bent out of shape like that was so not cute… oh yeah! We should get going too! Luna asked us to perform for Breeding Day!”

Luminara slithered up and began linking arms with Erika who happily accepted the happy-to-be-meeting-an-idol snake girl, "Also Chiana and the others are there already. I don't want them to get all the good stuff! Plus... if what that guy said was true then Lady Darkness may be in actual trouble."

Sylvia stood up, ready to state their intentions, but it was Saffron who stole the thunder, “We all need to get going. The star of the show is once more ready and Breeding Day awaits!” The dryad pointed to the exit before dramatically leaving with everyone else following behind.

Chapter 77: Breeding Day (Part 4: The Event Actually Begins)

Summary:

What? Breeding? On Breeding Day???? What madness!

(Thanks to 0neSwoodDude for all the help again)

Chapter Text

My feet were making dents in the brick.

The guild doors were the only thing holding back the horde of women from hunting down Kazuma and ravaging him for all he's worth, literally. My back was to the wall while I used all my strength to keep the doors closed. It was an intense struggle. Not only was I up against so many horny women, but there were also those like Bova and Oulan in there, who had monstrous strength to call upon. But I'd win. I had to, for Kazuma's sake.

"Darkness, we need to run."

The sudden shock of him appearing next to me almost made me lose my grip on the doors.

"Kazuma?! When did you-?! Nevermind, everyone in the Guild got influenced by Luna's plans but it was too much! Nnng! If I don't hold them back you'll be torn to shreds! You run now!" I yelled, pushing back as hard as I could while my love...stood his ground.

"No! I need you!" He pleaded with me. Admittedly, my heart still skips whenever he says things like that. "The world's gone absolutely sex crazy! Even the Axel Hearts have become the fucking 'Axis Hearts' and want me to breed the whole town! I had to act my heart out or else Xara would’ve sensed my fear! If we want to escape with our wallets intact, we need to get out of town!"

"You can run while I stay behind! I'll be your wall!"

"I don't need a wall right now! I need my girlfriend!"

...

Everything slowed down to a crawl. I let the doors go, grabbing Kazuma tightly in my arms to protect him from the women about to burst through, while also providing the hug he so clearly needed from me. There was no way I couldn't have embraced him there... but I knew it wouldn't last long as the doors slowly op-

SLAM

"Ugh, this is one of Svobena's messes, isn't it?" Sylvia sighed while ensnaring the door shut with multiple brown tentacles. "I'll fix this, just give me a minute."

It was a little anticlimactic after the fear we both had, and we released the hug as a few other women encircled us.

"Aww! What a cute couple you two make!" chirped Erika.

"Sorry, were we interrupting something?" Lia asked, a slightly concerned look on her face.

The two of us gazed at each other. "We should probably talk, please excuse us." said Kazuma while dragging me just out of earshot from the group at the front door of the guild to go near the closest tree.

“Nice outfit by the way.”

“Oh, thanks,” I smiled, looking down at the guild work uniform I was wearing. My sexy date dress definitely needed a wash after everything that happened last night, so now I was squeezing into a white shirt that was a few sizes too small for me. My shoulders were bare, my tummy in sight, a massive cleavage to match Luna’s, a tight red bow around my neck, and under the skimpy booty shorts that failed to contain my rear were two long pairs of socks that struggled to get past my knees. I gave him a little spin before awkwardly admitting, “I borrowed it from Luna… before everything in there happened.”

I could tell he enjoyed it… but something far heavier was on his mind.

After a moment of staring at each other again... we started hugging once more, this time sinking to our knees in unison.

"Sorry... It's just been a helluva day." He sighed quietly, nuzzling into me while the world kept on going. "I thought I had a change of heart about Breeding Day, but walking over here my brain kept freaking out about money, and going to jail, and what happens to you if I can't pay it all..." I stroked his back and he squeezed me tighter, "...so I just ran here. I was so wrapped up in my own head about what to do, that I think I really just wanted to…hear from you. It's dumb, I'm sorry-"

He wasn't going to pull away from my grip that easily, "Kazuma, please. You know it makes me very happy to hear you want my opinion." I reassured, "I'm scared too. Do you think we can raise the money in time?"

"I dunno. I wanna say I can, but this isn't a one-time payment. We'll need to come up with ways to make money long-term as well."

"Sena did mention that the first payments will be made when they can prove that the children are indeed yours. So we at least have a grace period before pregnancies start showing."

He nodded, sounding a little more secure. "That's something I guess... not much of a provider, am I?"

"Stop that. This isn't something either of us thought would happen." I scolded his deprecation, "I'm just sorry that it was my stupid slut brain that put you through all this. If I hadn't started this Harem Knight thing then-"

"Then Xara and Wiz would still be lonely. Tifa would be in bed with some creep. Sylvia would be terrorising that village, and none of the monster girls would be citizens." Kazuma informed, seemingly scolding me right back. I suppose neither of us liked the other's insecurities. "Like it or not, we haven’t done a terrible job. It just sucks that we're going to jail for not being made of money."

It's weird hearing one's accomplishments in the field of perversion. We really had done something fantastic in the past week, haven’t we? Tomorrow I will be giving my earrings back, as that was the end of Vanir's 'trial period'. I had hoped Breeding Day could be my final send-off to this wet dream come true, but the after-effects were simply too grand to ignore.

"And here I thought I could be the dream hentai protagonist. Solving problems with my dick and being funded by the government to do it... man, why'd they make their bursary so fucking small?!"

With a small sigh, I agreed. I was still confused by all the new rules and regulations I had inadvertently created in this world, like the bursary and how much it would really give all the women. All we knew was that it had something to do with going to the Harem Knight Gala later... where we would be meeting back up with...

"Wait... what if the government was willing to give us more money? What if we ask Iris for help-?"

Kazuma's eyes opened wide, as if my idea had come from the heavens themselves (though having been there in person and seeing the corruption myself, I’m unsure if that analogy still works). He slammed his hands on either side of my face and squished it tightly in his hands. "Say that again..."

My lips barely had room to make the sounds, "Asthking Irith?"

"THAT'S IT!" He yelled, hopping out of our hug and letting go of my face to jump to his feet. "Iris freaking loves me! I'm her super special Onii-chan, she'd never send ME to jail! Especially for something that's technically her family's fault!" The happy adventurer began pacing in thought, "All we have to do is go there later, tell the gala that we've been helping the Kingdom by breeding everyone in Axel, and then they'll give us a HUGE pay increase!"

Iris was the capital's Princess and current leader while her father and brother fought on the front lines. A young blonde girl with desires to see the world, she was easily swayed by Kazuma's eccentricities when they first met. He'd almost stayed with her forever in the palace, but after I dragged him out of there and a snafu involving a royal ring, he was finally convinced to return to us in Axel (albeit not before a lot of whining on his end). I'd known Iris for longer though, as my father is one of the King’s advisors, so we’ve spent a lot of time together over the years. Unlike Kazuma, I feel like I actually have a claim to her being almost like a little sister to me.

"With logic like that..." I mumbled, quietly at first before a surge of pleasure spiked through me, "...it'd almost be better if we DID breed everyone in the guild!" I nodded excitedly, sharing Kazuma's enthusiasm and jumping to my feet. "That way, we’d have proof that we're the best Harem Knights Belzerg has seen in years! Show them that the scheme was such a success, they can increase our bursary to support all the new heroes for the royal army!"

Kazuma clapped and hopped around in excitement, "Yes, yes, YES! Why was I even worried to begin with?! Iris will sort everything out! She's a good kid, and a great little sister after all." Kazuma haughtily laughed before seemingly realising something. Staring at the door Sylvia was still holding back with growing interest, he wondered aloud, "So... I really should just go through with Breeding Day then, right?"

I couldn't exactly hold off my own interest either, "Iris does seem like a safe bet right now. Between the two of us, she has to say yes. So…it'd be a bit of a waste to ignore the plethora of women wanting to have sex with you…"

At that moment, as we both came to a silent agreement, we performed our very first fist bump together, a strange custom Kazuma had taught us from his homeland (although I let him do most of the work out of fear of punching him on reflex). I had seen him do it with Megumin and even Aqua on occasion, but never with me. Such a small act, while simple and probably insignificant to him, made my heart flutter once again at how much we’ve connected this week. Perhaps there’d be more of these fist bumps between us in the future? I suppose we’ll have to see…

Anyway, with complete agreement between us, we hurried back to the rest of the group. Sylvia had drilled a small hole in the wood of the door and sent a tentacle through to the other side. She appeared to be searching around the mess of groaning women with an intense look of concentration.

"AHA! Found her!" She suddenly shouted, and even from here I could feel a sudden shift in the mentality from the guild. The groans no longer saying 'Kazuma' and instead just groaning in general. "Okay, I've got Svobena by the head, so I can activate her powers and tone down the mental manipulation a bit. But they’ll still be feeling horny ‘cause of the aphrodisiacs in their system.”

“They all signed waivers, they’ll be fine.” I brushed off, suddenly realising something, “Although, before you make them feel better…”


Vanir was still feeling rather full of himself; happy he got the brat to agree to breeding the town. The lad was very easy to manipulate after all. Revelling in his victory, Vanir laid back on a nearby roof, needing to make sure he was able to come help if the situation demanded it.

But as he was relaxing his weary mask... he smelled something.

"Hmm, what is that?" He asked no one, sniffing the air for the foreign contaminant, feeling like it was familiar, but couldn't quite place why. "Almost smells like... oh no."

He tried to close his nose, but it was too late. It had already started dripping.

"Loneliness!"

The demon's schnozzle began profusely leaking snot. The horrid green substance dribbled over his mouth while getting stuck on his suit’s collar on the way down. Vanir tried to run away, but it was staggered from his allergies making him sneeze as well.

“ACHOO! AAAACHOO!!!! GAAAHHHH!!! DERE’S SNOT UNDER MOI’S MASKK!!!” He yelled as he sneezed, the gooey mess spreading and sticking to his face. His gloves were soon covered with it too, and the one handkerchief he had with him was quickly rendered useless by how much snot was pouring down from his nose. He hobbled away, with only Darkness giggling at the grand noise he was making. At least she was able to score a small win on the demon after he'd been so manipulative.


The crowd of women had all awoken now, after a brief spell of feeling intense loneliness. All of them were looking around in a daze before hearing something.

"Ladies and gentlemen - but mostly ladies - of Breeding Day!"

Noise began starting deep into the Guild. Many of them remembering where they were and heading back inside, all murmuring about what was happening. Luna and Sena were also in there, confused as the rest, though Luna was much more frantic to get to the front of the crowd and see what was happening.

On the stage that had been constructed near the back of the hall were three women. Luna's stomach sank, having forgotten she'd booked the three and had to tell them that Kazuma was no longer appearing.

Lia was smiling out front, playing a few notes to draw even more attention on her keytar, "Sorry for the wait! But your star has returned!"

Confusion turned to cheers as Kazuma jumped out onto stage, shocking the women who thought he'd left but playing up the crowd for all he could.

The guild had an electrifying spark in the air. Money was to be earned, hopes were to be raised, babies were ripe for the making! All of them may have had different reasons for being there, but seeing the knight up on stage ready to go was enough to make the room explode in happiness. Darkness once more took on bouncer duty to hold back as many women as she could from rushing onto the stage and grabbing him where he stood.

Luna was the only one who got through, quickly jumping up and taking the microphone from Lia. The list of things she was going to say before everything changed now having to be said in quick succession, "Uhm, everyone?! Listen to me! Please make sure you have your tickets! Any roughhousing or stealing will cause you to be kicked from the venue! Everyone will have a go in order, as long as one of the Kazumas doesn't pick you to jump the line!"

That caused the man in question to raise an eyebrow, "Wait, 'one of the Kazumas'? Plurals?"

"Here," Luna said while handing him a single potion bottle that she'd kept inside her vast cleavage, then she reached down with a pen and wrote “1” on the back of his hand. "We got a new formula from Vanir. This one will keep track of which is the original AND last longer in bed. There's more I can get, but for now that one will do."

The colours... Kazuma recognized it from his time in the hot springs. A smirk on his face arose as he swirled the contents in front of his eyes.

"We don't have long before Kazuma needs to leave, but we'll be here to make sure this event is as great as we can make it!" announced the blonde before stepping away to hand Kazuma the microphone.

Looking out on the sea of people, time seemed to slow down. He saw their faces of happiness, greed, hope, and loss. He could see the girls he'd rescued from loneliness and strangers he'd never seen before. He saw large monsters standing tall and tiny humans shyly staying put. Friends, queens, old enemies, and waitresses galore. Amongst all the chaos and cheering, Kazuma had to speak from his heart.

“Now, before we officially begin, there’s something I feel needs to be said first..." He began, taking a large breath and holding anticipation before yelling out:

"You’re all really, really fucking WEIRD!”

The suddenness of his declaration stopped the adoring cheers momentarily.

“I know I shouldn’t say that, but this world is way more sex focused than I realised, dammit! I honestly can't believe you all used to JUDGE ME for liking panties when you all came here just to get my CUM! The hypocrisy and arrogance of you people! It’s palpable!"

Darkness' stomach was dropping slowly but surely, fearing he'd become a little too unhinged as he lost the crowd.

"Maybe you're all vultures after my money. Or maybe you're here for a better tomorrow. Hell, maybe some of you came because you genuinely like me! Wouldn't that be a fucking first?!” He yelled into the mic, making many women look around in confusion before he gave a quick and relenting exhale. “BUT…if the world truly demands it, if it just won't leave me alone until I jizz into every pussy in town...then I guess I’ll just have to be the hero it needs!”

He quaffed the potion.

After a brief second, thirteen Kazumas suddenly appeared around him. They began posing together, partly out of respect for Crimson Demon theatrics, partly to pose with the Axel Hearts, and partly because it reminded them of a certain anime they'd collectively watched.

With a single motion, all of them ripped their clothes off and let hard wangs free to their adoring public. The crowd was suddenly back on his side. The sight of his massive cock times twelve was a great reassurance that they'd all get their chance to have a go that day. And with one final cheer... Breeding Day officially began.

“COME ON! LET'S! GET! BREEDINGGGGG~!!!!” Screamed one of the Kazuma clones that had stayed on stage to ram his eager member into Lia's equally eager pussy. She started playing her keytar despite the sudden invader inside her cunt. The chaos of it all overtaking everyone's collective mood.

One day, many years from now, a painting would be made to commemorate the group of naked Kazumas all jumping offstage into a happy, screaming horde of women.

It would not be shown in public museums.

Chapter 78: Breeding Day (Part 5: Axel's Greatest Orgy I)

Summary:

A big celebratory chapter both for my fic being the longest Normality story on CHYOA, and for us reaching 400 kudos! It was gonna be 1 huge sex chapter to cover all of Breeding Day... but it became way too long lol. Now it'll be split into parts and released as such, but still celebration, woooo~!! Thanks everyone for the support!!! You're all da best~~~~!!!!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The scene was completely black. Only a faint voice could be heard over the airways...

"Are we rolling...? Good..."

Suddenly fizzing to life, the shot was now of two women, one short brown haired in a waitress outfit, the other a green plant girl with fancy clothes and a haughty attitude. They were standing just outside the Guild hall entrance, looking rather happy while holding their microphones and waving.

"Hello everyone! Welcome to the Breeding Day recording! I'm your host, Harriet the waitress!"

"And I'm the other host, Saffron the magnificently beautiful! Gaze upon me in splendour!" The dryad cast a hand through her long vine-like hair.

"We've been hired by my boss Luna to have documentation on who our stalwart Harem Knight has sex with today, but we thought we'd spice it up a bit and make this a lovely little adult video on this magic camera!" Harriet explained, "Joining us is our third host, currently on camera duty: Gloria the succubus!"

"Hi everyone!" A voice with no body could be heard, "I'll be getting all the establishing high up shots, to start us off with. But don't you worry! We all plan to have our time on camera as well!"

Saffron burst back into frame, "Indeed, if you feel the need to linger on my form, feel free to document me for however long is necessary."

"I don't think that's what people are watching this for, Saffron-chan." Harriet, a tomboy at heart, was trying to avoid bonking Saffron on the head, "Anyway, we started late but now we can show you the fabled Breeding Day already in progress!"

As Saffron and Harriet opened the doors, the sights of a guild full of women began to fill the screen. There was still a walking zone in the centre, but you could definitely mistake it for a brothel right now with how many moans echoed it halls.

Gloria was floating upwards now to see the full breadth of the guild. There were women of all different shapes, sizes, ages, and species. Many of them were crowding around around ten different spots, ignoring the camera that had just entered the guild to focus on the spectacle taking place. Beds were on a lot of the tables, and signs of sex were splattered quite lewdly around on almost every surface. Some women even in the 'recovery zone' that Luna had set up near the reception area, nursing filled pussies or just making out with each other shamelessly. Women who wanted to leave already could have their horny sucked out by a succubus, though many were hoping for a second round.

"As you can see the guild had turned into a battlefield of sex, and Kazuma is definitely winning." Gloria giggled from behind the camera.

Everywhere you looked, something sexy was going on. With so many Kazumas on the ground floor, most of them had found a target or two and were taking their opportunity to use their brief stint at life to thrust their cock as hard and fast as possible into whatever hole they wanted. When one Kazuma disappeared into smoke another was there to take its place, like an infinite amount of cum to produce for the inhabitants. A purple snake woman was coiled around a rafter while fucking her own clone up against the roof, a succubus had found a similar place in having her clone standing on top of a chandelier while she floated to get fucked, and there was a line of people going upstairs after having paid for the 'private room' Kazuma (they were too shy to get fucked in front of everyone else). The most amount of bystanders were focused around the 'main stage' area at the back of the room. That's where the real Kazuma was currently showcasing various women, currently the Axel Hearts were joining together as a group to suck their producer off together, wiggling their butts to the excited crowd while slurping around his massive girth.

Gloria floated back down to reunite with her fellow hosts at the front of the guild, Harriet currently holding a swirly potion while Saffron hung herself on a stray Kazuma clone's bare chest. "The potion that Kazuma drank has been somewhat upgraded since he last used it, thanks to Vanir and Cecily's efforts to make Breeding Day as spectacular as possible." Harriet showed off, swirling the vial for the 'audience'.

Her plant co-host continued, "A few new features: Instead of the one-nut limit it has been increased to three," Saffron let her leafy hand bounce the thick prick for the camera, "Kazuma now retains some minor recollection of the sex..."

"I might die, but I fight for my own desires to have a huge collection of sex memories!" the clone announced, proudly putting his hands on hips.

Saffron giggled lightly, grabbing his wrist to show the camera, "And finally, each clone has the letter C written on the back of its hand so anyone can tell which is a clone and which is the real Kazuma."

"That's right! I'm here to fuck and nothing else!"

"Well said!" Saffron smacked his tushy. He yelped and bumped into the brunette tomboy waitress, "Now as our lovely Harriet here gets ready to be filled to burst by Kazuma's cum, I'll tell you all out there to stay tuned! We'll mostly be focusing on the main stage, but also we'll do our best to tell as many stories of what happens here today!"

Gloria moved the camera over to a random ginger succubus wiping her brow on a chair and keeping her hand cupping her leaking pussy, "For example, Miss, can you perhaps tell us how the day began?"

"Hmm, well I think it was Axel Hearts that really started everything today..."


"H-how is it Lia?"

The blunette was on the kneeling on the floor of the stage right now, leaning on her forearms while original Kazuma rammed into her from behind. Her fellow idols crouching by her head, one fanning her and the other trying to make sure her hair wasn't too matted by the sweat budding on her face. Lia didn't care though, her mouth was hanging open and her eyes were staring far beyond this mortal realm, only moaning out a long "Sssooooo gGOOOODDDDD!" to show she was still somewhat cognizant of those around her.

"Wow! You got her off her head on cock real quickly, Kazuma!" Erika giggled, moving some more blue hair out of Lia's face before kissing her cheek and leaving red lipstick. "I guess the real thing is much better than you dildo!"

Kazuma somewhat huffed, "Yeah, I'd bloody well hope so."

"All your clones already ran off..." said Cielo, looking on to the crowd of women getting fucked. A busty barmaid was getting her top ripped open, and a house wife was aggressively pinning down her clone to get at his cum first. "Lia? H-how long are you going to be?"

"AH~! AHH~! J-JUST LET ME CUM FFFFIRST!"

Erika had other plans though, grabbing Lia's face and dragging it under her skirt. "Too bad! You have to share, Lia-chan! Now lick my cute pussy!" She haughtily demanded, though her domination ended quickly when her breath was caught in her mouth as soon as Lia licked. Not to be left out, Cielo shimmied herself over to Kazuma himself to squirm closely to him, watching the absolute terror he was making of her girlfriend's pussy with growing jealousy.

Though she didn't have to wait long, Kazuma was all too happy to not get smacked across the room anymore by the light-brunette as he grabbed her waist and dragged her into a sideways hug. Cielo gasped a little before accepting the oncoming kiss from the boy. Their strange little chain of producer and idols now complete, with Kazuma using his instinct powers to their maximum efficiency to both fuck Lia with his full canon and slowly massage Cielo (hoping not to trigger any latent beatings) all while Lia frantically licked Erika's pussy in front of her.

"Oooh! Lia's such a good ah~! such a ah~! SHE GOOD!" the pink haired idol swooned, her fingers holding her friend in place between her squeezing thighs before grabbing the closest microphone and placing it near Lia, "Everyone have a listen!"

The audience had already been pretty entranced (if they weren't getting fucked) but now the 'oohs' and 'ahhs' really picked up as they heard crisp audio of their idol lewdly suckling cunt. It seemed the female Axel Hearts fans had come out in droves.

"Go Lia!" "Erika's got the cutest pussy!" "I wish I could experience Cielo's kisses!" "Breed the idols, Kazuma!" "Would you all shut up?! I'm trying to hear Lia-chan!"

As the idol group fucked their producer, away from the stage was also heating up.

In the initial chaos, many women were picked at complete random while the clones began their plunge into clunge. Main Kazuma was on stage with the Axel Hearts, but twelve other women were jumped on and happily taken to various beds around the room:

  1. Kestra and her daughter Lacey decided to tackle their Kazuma clone together. Kestra was surprised to find out her twenty year old was already far more adept at taking penis than she'd expected, but then considering how young she initially became impregnated there was a level of pride as she watched Lacey ride Kazuma's massive cock.
  2. Fafy the Faunus, ever the motherly figure, had initially attempted to help a scared Katarina with her slight fears of flapping the wrong way. But after offering to take the first round, she found herself pinned against the wall and unable to let go of her turn. Lovingly humping against the cock as the harpy whined in jealousy.
  3. Kazuma was rather scared of Lensa, who revealed just after he nutted inside of her that she was the wife of a well known mafia group. Apparently he'd been 'naht treatin er raight!' and this was her act of rebellion. Kazuma was rather scared, though knowing he was a clone and would die soon anyway helped him shrug it off.
  4. A baker from Elroad, a dark skinned and stocky woman named Amanda, had fallen into hard times from the overwhelming commercialization of the gambling town. Her tiny bakery business unable to find a place in the uptown market... and Amanda had resorted to betting so much of her life away because of it. She had waited outside for a whole day in hopes she'd get money to make a real future... and maybe with a child she'd learn to be responsible again.
  5. Two adventurers, one cream haired nerdy magician named Ella, and her best friend the feral half naked beast girl barbarian named Plum, each had their own clone to fuck. Neither had expected to see the other one there, as they had both separately called the event 'stupid' and 'sexist'. Now they were sharing a bed, lying on their backs side by side, awkwardly trying to downplay their involvement while the Kazuma's humped away into their guilty snatches.
  6. Akane, the shaggy haired muscular succubus, had discovered how weak she was to Kazuma's cock. She saw today as a challenge. Kazuma never realised how easily he won that duel as he humped her pretty blushing face.
  7. Local police chief/head knight of Axel, Aloerina, had been obsessed with Kazuma ever since the night of the succubus attack. She wasn't really sure why (though continued manipulations from Morrigan would do that) but when the Kazuma clone took her hand to roughly take her to a nearby bed... she certainly felt very excited. Something about Kazuma was much more exciting than her partner or his brother that had plagued her sexual dreams night after night before that. The short woman with a ponytail of dark hair never wanted to come across as looking like a weak little girl on the outside... but on the inside, when Kazuma's instincts told him to place his fingers inside her panties and just sensually stroke her, Aloerina knew she'd let him do whatever he wanted.
  8. The wife of famous restaurant owner Michelangelo was there, Venus, who was worried that her husband's many debts would one day catch up to them and so was here to add a Kazuma baby to their family of seven. Not realising that Kazuma's party was the reason their debts were so high in the first place.
  9. Axis priest, Catherine, was pleased to find out that 'waiting for the real thing' had worked out in her favour. Believing that the fake cocks were temptations from the a demon to sway her from the path of appreciating true art in Kazuma's real cock. Though he was starting to hate them, Kazuma still let her pray while she sat on his dick.
  10. Olivia wept when Kazuma chose her. A fact that made him take her aside before continuing, though she swore it was tears of happiness. Her husband of many years had died fighting the Demon King two years earlier, and she'd never had children or friends or any remaining family. Breeding Day was her last chance, as she'd had no luck finding another man to love after her husband. Even if it was Kazuma's, she just wanted a child of her own.
  11. And lastly, one woman who was near the back had a bit of a surprise, as she was grabbed from behind by a clone who had sought her out.

"K-Kazuma! I-I don't need to be one of the first!" The lich gasped out from the intense groping behind her, "L-let someone else have a-" She didn't get to finish her thought as the clone's mouth latched onto hers hard. Stripping her while making out was a hard combo to beat, especially after being so affected by the recent mental magic.

Her breasts were soon torn free from their confines, and a crowd of women cooed at the size of Wiz's perfectly sized tits. It was making her rather embarrassed, though Kazuma was adamant in his pursuit. "Wife goes first." He growled into her mouth. An unbeatable argument against the poor lich, who secretly didn't mind being picked so soon. His hands were so easily dwarfed by her breast size, but she loved the way he squeezed and groped her.

The two quickly found a mattress on top of a table and Kazuma jumped down to lie flat atop it, with his massive erection pointing skywards, ready to fill the holes it needed to. About half a dozen women were surrounding the bed were marvelling at his size, whispering to themselves about how 'Harem Knights' were built different.

Wiz, unsure of what to do, stripped herself down to the lingerie that she'd put on for the special day: Black see-through lace, scooping her curves gently, garter belts with long stockings, showcasing all of Wiz's most powerful assets, especially the pantie-less look that framed her pussy so well. Earning many whoops and whistles, which was partly exciting but mostly embarrassing for the poor lich. Hurrying over, Wiz got up on the bed and laid flat down on top of Kazuma. Not really in a sexy way, instead just covering her front half as much as possible and shying away with a little shiver on top of the clone. Not doing much to cover her huge rear shaking on top of the planking boy.

"Naww, and here I thought you were so beautiful in your lingerie, Wiz." Kazuma cooed, stroking the hair of the voluptuous lich. She was too red faced though, shoving her face into his chest and squeaking in fear.

"I-I-I..." Her words weren't forming, but her hip wiggle was enough for the clone to understand.

"Want me to give you some kids, oh wife of mine?"

His heart was beating a little too fast at how cute her big eye looked at him as she gave him a very tiny nod. It was certainly energising to grab Wiz's ample cheeks and drag her hips high enough to line up his cock. The motion making her breasts bounce rapidly from the sudden fall, slapping her belly on the return and covering the high pitched squeal emitted from her mouth.

As Wiz got her first taste of being filled for the day, Lia was experiencing a different kind of fullness.

“Lia! Y-you’re way too tight!” Kazuma growled out through gritted teeth and dying eardrums from the screams emanating from the singer’s throat. Experiencing a third rolling orgasm in about two minutes as the dick inside her finally began to let loose, “GONNA CUM!”

“YESCUMMINGCUMMINGCUMMMMIIIIIIIIIII-!!!!” And then her passionate scream started bothering nearby dogs.

Thick baby making jizm began filling her insides pretty heavily, and everyone in the room heard the idol scream out from her rolling orgasm attacking her body. It curled her spine, and Kazuma quickly had to catch her spasming body as the stretchy woman snapped upwards, his finger in her gasping mouth and his arm just under her breasts. It gave everyone a lovely view of her already slightly protruding stomach bubbling over with Kazuma's first real cum of the day. The flat belly wriggling from Lia's first ever blast of real sex hitting her very hard. White dripping seed cascading from her pussy and onto the stage just in front of Erika.

Many claps and cheers were heard, but Lia was almost completely out of it mentally. "Haah~ Haaaahhh~" The poor idol felt like all the wind had been sucked out of her, needing both Kazuma and Erika's efforts to stop her from just melting into a twitching puddle on the stage. With a big tired smile she looked back at the boy, "Heh... if only I'd have found you in J-Japan... I woulda had you all to myself..."

"Ooh! Greedy Lia!" Erika teased, "Learn to share you big meanie!" Her tongue quickly entered Lia's mouth while Kazuma retracted his cock from the bluenette. Once it was out he let the two tumble down to the stage together, Erika giggling from her girlfriend's lack of motor functions as the crowd got a lovely view of a Harem Knights cock covered in jizz and idol sauce.

A bobbing erection that wasn’t going down from just one orgasm after all the self teasing it had to live through. Bobbing extra hard after Cielo poked it lightly before retreating her hand in fear, quietly licking her finger of Kazuma’s juices as he turned to face her. “Um, K-Kazuma?”

“Kazuma here.”

”I’d… I’d like to go next please!” the brunette bravely announced while ripping her top open to bare her breasts to both the Knight and the crowd. A loud ‘Woo!’ once more echoed out while Cielo couldn’t even open her eyes. Trembling in embarrassment… before Kazuma’s arms suddenly wrapped around her. “Kazuma?”

His bare chest pressed lightly against her c-cups, and his messy cock stained the front of her outfit. “It’s honestly just erotic enough to hold you after all the times you broke a rib for touching your hand.” He chuckled through her whimpering apology, “What I mean is, I wanna feel even more of you Cielo-chan!” The idol was quickly dragged upwards so her legs were forcibly wrapped around his back for stability. Supported through her arms, his arms, and the erection she was sort of sitting on currently.

“Y-you’re stronger than you look, Kazuma!”

As her hands gripped his shoulders and head tightly, he could only wince in pain, “Yeah… so are you…!” He hissed out from the crushing grip of her hands on his flesh. Though thankfully it wasn’t as harsh when the two of them began kissing in their embrace.

Lia and Erika crawled over to go and help their idol girlfriend’s first male, but they weren’t the only ones in the room going for an assist. Wiz had been bouncing up and down on Kazuma for a few minutes now, the crowd had mostly dispersed, though the jiggly shopkeeper was an eyecatcher and made her movements a little stilted from embarrassment. But then a sudden intruder arrived to cover the majority of her front side.

"If you don't mind, I'd like to help." Sena asked, sitting directly on Kazuma’s face who had already begun eating out the ex-prosecutor pussy. Wiz was just surprised, though not against the idea at all as many were now looking at Sena’s own lingerie that she’d apparently stripped into as well. “I, amnng~! Th-this is simply the most efficient use of our time before we must leave for the Gala.” Her gasps struggling to get her words out through the deft tongue of a Harem Knight. “Or at least… that’s what I wanted to say as my defence… in truth I came over here to ask you on a date, Wiz."

“...eh?” The lich blinked, “D-did you j-just-?”

"You are my wife, are you not? Though done through the lens of our joint harem, I am still a part of that collective and wish to treat you the eternal companionship a title like ‘wife’ designates.” The bespectacled woman informed. Using a few too many long words for the busty woman to follow, making Sena sigh and rethink her strategy. “Wiz, I wish to have many babies and I want you to help me. You are a business owner with your own income, your calm and tender nature makes you a prospectively perfect mother, and it’s all wrapped up in a very beautiful and seductive package… Master Satou Kazuma and Mistress Lalatina Dustiness Ford’s recent foray into dating has made me realise I still want to find more happiness in my personal life. Things move rather quickly in the harem so I did not think it wise to wait, at the very least now that I realise that I too have an attraction to beautiful women, I wish to date one and see where it goes. Unless of course that contradicts any of your own feel-"

“Sena-chan?” were all the words needed to finally stop the rambling woman’s rantings. Though the sensitive kiss on the cheek was enough to truly seal the deal, “You had me at ‘hello’.”

“I never said hello.”

“You just did, and now you have me.” Wiz giggled, tightly squeezing a bamboozled Sena, “Sorry, that was a chat up line that Rosary taught me back in the day. I’ve always wanted to use it. Did it work?” The flustered Sena just adjusted her glasses.

“I-indeed. Though the tongue in my slit perhaps wasn’t part of Rosary’s original plan.”

Clone Kazuma’s thumb raised up between the two, and a muffled: “I’m rootin’ fr’ you two MILFS!” could be heard under Sena’s ass. They were both a bit red from the whole thing, but Wiz was at least smiling through her embarrassment while holding Kazumas hand. She felt more empowered to be doing this knowing she had such a caring and beautiful wife like Sena to help her.

There was a definite rise in heat between the three after that, with Wiz’s movements picking up speed and encouraging Kazuma to do the same with his deep tongue thrusts into Sena’s snatch. Having her affections not-rebuked certainly made Sena weaker as well, who was now looking at the lich with reverence and fear. Asking her out was the first hurdle, now the next was to actually craft a good date for the two. Something that she was having struggles thinking about while her body was repeatedly attacked with sensual bites of pleasure.

“Hoomygooddd…” Sena panted, collapsing into the humping Wiz’s waiting arms. “S-Satou… Kaazummmaaa! Y-your tongue AIP! HNN!! IT’S AMAZING! NNYAAAA!!!”

His hands were on her tushy now, holding her in place while his thumbs teased her rectum and his tongue instinctively knew exactly where to fuck. Women around them were commenting in awe, both of his skill but also the way that the stoic Sena had been turned into such a sensitive slut.

“I love it when you two get along,” hummed a loving Wiz, kissing the sweaty forehead in front of her before joining in with their love making and reaching her fingers down to pinch Sena’s clitoris, “I can see why Kazuma says you’re fun to play with, Sena-chan.”

Two attacks from two of her biggest loves in life overwhelmed the raven haired woman. Her quivering pussy splashing out her feelings all over the clone’s face. Wiz wasn’t too cocky for long as Sena saw an opportunity and struck, grabbing her wife’s clit in a similar manner to how she’d been teased and fingering the humping lich. The quick sudden shock of her hand mixed with cock struck cumming o’clock for the girl with brown locks.

“O-OH! HELPMOHHMMM!” Wiz screeched out as she also somewhat fell onto Sena. Clenching tightly around the penis inside her. It was too much for the clone who was already holding back through gritted teeth, but having two women climax in such short succession tipped him over the edge and a hot blast of cum was soon soaring into the ice queen’s womb. “AIIIIEEE!!” Wiz wailed in shock. A tangle of limbs between Sena, herself, and Kazuma’s upthrusting hips to deliver as much cum as deeply as possible.

Their trio of breeding became rather messy as Kazuma’s dick slipped out of Wiz after about three blasts, and splattered a fresh coat of white against Sena’s dark black lingerie. Both her and Wiz tried to catch the flailing cum hose, but only ended up smearing cum between their bodies in a messy finish.

They weren’t the only ones coming to a sticky end. It was Kestra’s turn to impress her daughter with how she could stretch her leg to have her foot over Kazuma’s shoulder while he humped in from her side. Aloerina had used handcuffs to lock up her Kazuma clone to a chair, seen as kinky at first, now spoke to her desire to take all three nuts for herself. Similarly, Fafy was still refusing to give her turn over to Katarina, the motherly goat woman trapping the tempted tool in her tit-pussy to coax out another load to gulp down. Akane had been somewhat hurt that she’d lacked discipline enough to not win against Kazuma, but found solace in a fellow muscular female, Bova the minotaur, who treated the dark skinned succubus to some sixty-nine action. That Kazu-clone had wandered off to a group of nerdy girls that had decided to play card games and chess in the corner while they waited. Happy to let the clone start banging away while they focused on the important things in life.

And back with the Axel Hearts, things were getting rather saucy for Cielo. “Kazuma~!” She moaned out, “I-it feels like the only thing s-supporting me is your p-penis!” The poor girl stuttered, still having trouble keeping it together while her world was rocked by her first ever dick.

It had hurt a little at first, not as much as it would have without their Kazu-dildo adventures in Alcanretia, but now it just felt so much better than the plastic phallus. Her stomach felt warmer, and somehow the rigid toughness of real flesh felt harder inside her cunt as well. It felt like Kazuma could actually grow a little to fit inside her pussy, that’s how stuffed she felt with him inside her. But the real benefit was, obviously, his instincts. Abilities to curve right at the perfect angle to stretch her insides how she didn’t even realise she wanted them to be stretched, or managing to bite her neck right when the heat of her body flowed over that spot, it was magic to be in his capable hands and experiencing the feeling of huge cockhead slamming her cervix.

Like with Lia, it felt like her producer was doing all the work between the two. And also like Lia, her co-stars couldn’t leave her be. Erika was underneath Cielo, giving Kazuma’s arms a little break to hold up her butt while also licking her ass at the same time. All while the somewhat dazed Lia showed, just like with how messy her room could be in about five minutes, how much of degenerate she truly was back in Japan, licking Kazuma’s asshole while he fucked her friend. He obviously wasn’t complaining, as once more the boy was having a dream four-way with the idol group he helped create. (Plus no matter how much he tried to deny it, butt stuff felt good.)

“Come on, Cielo! Hurry up and let me have a go!” Erika whined, attempting to hurry the process along by circling her starfish with her tongue, “I need to show Kazuma how cute my insides feel!”

Lia would have reprimanded her, but right now there was nothing going on in that head of hers but giving in to her degenerate desires. Nibbling Kazuma’s ass cheek a little while her fans watched on in both horror and interest.

All this while a thundering cock slammed into Cielo’s most private and sensitive spot, her arms still wrapped tightly around the adventurer, while her friend licked up from below. “Erika~! Kazuma~! I-thinkI’MGONNNNA… CUMMM!” She yelped before squeezing Kazuma with everything she had.

Turns out the one thing that felt more painful than a Cielo punch was a Cielo squeeze.

Her pussy felt amazing, the tight walls clenching and contorting with a rhythmic pulse with her hammering heartbeat, coupled with tummy muscles she’d trained since a young age while chopping wood with her father meant that Kazuma’s meat was feeling extra special. But it was all the other muscles that she was crushing him with that made him feel extra pained. Screaming out while the woman squeezed more life out of him than the actual snake women he’d banged. “CIELO! CIELO STOP! OH GOD PLEASE LET GO! FSSHIIIIT!”

Somewhere in all the chaos, Cielo’s cleric abilities unleashed and she was healing while crushing. Forming a strange logic loop of pain and pleasure for Kazuma before he fell back onto the hard wooden stage. Lia dodging just in time, while Kazuma twitched in both pain and a green healing light.

As Lia and Erika peeled off Cielo’s fingers from Kazuma, Sena was peeling away the last layers of her sanity.

After cleaning each other up, it was the secretary’s turn to get bred by Kazuma’s seed. As such they’d all changed positions, with Sena on all fours between the pair of hard poles. Luna had given Wiz one of the strap-ons that were being sold at her shop now, so even though she was always embarrassed by the new customers wanting adult items this was the first time the lich could actually enjoy their benefits.

“My my, it does give you a sense of power, doesn’t it?” She said while waving the pole back and forth in front of Sena’s face. “Imagining yourself taking it and… making such a mess inside another…” The vibe of her words was making Sena somewhat scared, with the smile on Wiz’s face only adding to that terror as her lips began to be separated by the phallus.

As Sena began to suck tenderly on Wiz’s new limb, the clone nodded at the sight happily. “Some days it feels really good to have died…” He wiped a single tear before hopping up on his feet and hunching over Sena like a goblin. “But I ain’t gonna be outdone by a dildo! Dis here be my secretary to sully!”

Wasting no time, the thick manly penis of Kazuma once more returned to the tight folds of Sena’s insides. She moaned out, being pushed further on top of the prick of Wiz’s by the sudden entrance, getting the plastic quite far into her throat to make her choke on it.

“Wow! This magic is amazing!” chirped Wiz, stroking some of Sena’s hair back before bringing the dildo out and then back into her mouth, “I-it’s like I can feel it as my own!” A happy lich giggled while beginning to roll her hips over and over into her future date.

Apart from gagging, Sena was unable to do anything but whimper for mercy between the two titans, though when they began to lean over and make out above her she knew that she was being treated as nothing more than meat.

Sweet, fuckable meat.

There was just something so pleasurable to her about being treated this way. She couldn’t describe it, but when trapped between the pair her logic just left her completely. Hornyness reigned supreme, and getting folded over by two titanic terrors was such an incredible feeling, she wished it could be Breeding Day every day. “Mmmph!” She moaned onto Wiz’s fake cock, “Hrhgckl! Mhhmpphflt fbphlph, Wshg!!”

“Oh! Sena, that means so much coming from you!” Wiz gasped in happiness while the adjacent clone just looked baffled. It didn’t really matter to him though, and seeing his wife happy for any reason was always a plus.

“Goddamn, Sena’s pussy gotten so fucking good.” He groaned, “You’ve become properly stretched out and snug over the last week, you self-breeding maniac,” The clone chuckled into her as his hips rolled back and forth, splashing up in strange directions but still causing quaking damage deep into her tight snatch, “It’s probably all those sneaky quickies with you found to fit in every day. Getting shameless during orgies and licking any girl it takes to get my cum. Then there’s you walking in on me while I’m in the bath or pissing just to bend over and present yourself to me. Not to mention you begging me before I left for that monster girl quest.”

Wiz’s hand was on her mouth, “Oh my! Sena’s a little bit naughty!” The shopkeeper said in skimpy lingerie, wearing a strap-on while fucking the secretary’s mouth with Kazuma’s cum in her womb. “But that’s okay, because she’s enjoying herself, and I like that.” The cute woman reached down and did a strange bend-over-hug of Sena’s head, accidentally sending the dildo quite harshly down her gullet. As the secretary tried to tap out to get air, Wiz just squeezed tighter, thinking the affection was shared.

“...something tells me you may one day regret that date, Sena-chan.” Kazuma mumbled to (mostly) himself before shrugging and seeing if he could help by at least increasing her pussy pleasure.

It was definitely working, as between the lack of oxygen from Wiz and the thick cunt stretcher pummeling her insides, the woman’s body violently began to shake and moan while she scrambled around the bed for grip.

The two ejected from Sena soon after with her whole body collapsing on the mattress. Shaking and twitching while sweat, seed and drool leaked out of the once dignified prosecutor.

And she wasn’t the only one sullying her once pure reputation.

“Fuccckkk Erika!” Kazuma groaned, his hair grinding up against the wooden panels behind him. Though in arching his spine he once more winced from the lingering pain in his shoulders, “Fwwah!”

The pinknette just giggled, enjoying the tiny power trip she had over her pained producer as her hips wiggled her down further on his cock. “Isn’t my hole the cutest, Kazuma~?! Maybe I’m the cutest girl you’ve-ohhh~ d-done it with?” The dancer was known for shaking her hips on stage, and now while she crouched over the floor-lain boy she was putting those moves to good use.

Kazuma’s cock was being dragged left and right, to and fro, perhaps one of the most rhythmical lays he’d had ever. Not to mention the tightness of the idol as she swirled his meat around her slit was very enjoyable, with her walls grinding up against the prick to try and coax out his latest load.

This was all while he was still having to finger the other two Axel Hearts as well.

The cum drenched holes of Lia and Cielo were easy enough to tease, with the brunette lying on her tired face to his left and the blunette using a mix of his and her fingers to basically ride his digits to orgasm next to Erika.

“G-goddamn…” he swore under his breath again, “Y-you three are gonna be the death of me… again… today…” No sympathy for what they believed was hyperbole, not realising his heavenly adventure the day prior. Not that he wanted that to stop their fun. Kazuma’s occasional hip thrusts or clit pinches into his friends was far too fun.

“Everyone, listen to the Harem Knight’s weapon enter me! Isn’t it the cutest sounds?” Erika was always one to hype up the crowd with her cutesy act, though one can argue that the ‘slrps’ and ‘slchks’ of her slit leaned more on lewd than cute.

The energising coos of the crowd at his loud lovemaking was certainly enough to make him hump harder into the dancing cunt, “You want cute sounds? Bet I can make the Axel Hearts all sing at once!”

“Oh, no you caaa~AAHHHH~~~!!!!” Erika suddenly sang out from the twisting slam manoeuvre he applied from below.

“AHHNN~!” Lia let out when he scraped along her lower wall with his middle finger while also pinching her clit with thumb/pinkie.

“MMMMMM!!!” Cielo joined in from having the cum dripping around her rear shoved into her asshole with sudden intent.

“Tadah~!”

All three were panting from the sudden spike, Erika going so far as playfully slapping his belly. “Jerk.” She smirked, returning to her lewd belly dancing, “To think I prayed to you.”

That made Kazuma grimace, “Right… Axis Hearts… why the fuck did you sign up to that crazy religion by the way?”

“Tr-tricked us…” Lia mumbled back from her exhausted position. “...autographs… C-Cecily…”

“Of course it was. And the reason you haven’t quit yet?”

“T-too complicated…” Cielo similarly mumbled.

“Yeah, they make you sign nine forms and go on a holy pilgrimage before actually letting you leave,” Erika sighed, “We wanted to get back for this, but until we go on that quest we’re technically stuck in that religion.” It was clear with her face beginning to match her hair’s pinkness that that fact was far more embarrassing than the public sex for Erika. After quickly shaking her head she tried to get to sexier head spaces, “But hey, we get to pray to our favourite producer, so not all b-WOAH!”

Suddenly Erika’s waist was wrapped by Kazuma’s arms, who very abruptly used a wrestling style move flip to shift Erika to underneath him. The idol blinking on her back before she even realised what was happening.

“Don’t worry. I’ll free you all from their horrible clutches,” He loomed over them, still inside Erika and looking weirdly serious for his usual shtick. Erika continued to blink, his earnest words catching her off guard and making her blush, “Now if you don’t mind, I’ve always wanted to have all the Axel Hearts ri~ight here.” The strength of his horny knew no bounds as Kazuma dragged Lia then Cielo to lean on Erika’s shoulders before once more spreading the idol’s legs so they leant on his torso and began entering her tightness once more.

The rhythm was much different to Erika’s, humping to his own drum in and out of the pinknette’s puffy pussy. He was very much using her to jerk himself off, but there was something quite deep and carnal about how she was being treated that Erika really began to enjoy. Maybe it was the inherent manipulations of the Axis control around her heart that was influencing her sudden infatuation… or she liked big dicks. Either/or, when his climactic cock began properly slamming the deepest depths of her twitching twat, it made the drilled dancer moan meltingly.

“HNNGHEY!” She gasped out as her cunt twitched hard around the angry intruder, “T-too rough! Be cuter!”

“Nah,” He shrugged, suddenly picking up speed inside of her as the two on her shoulders nuzzled into her neck, “You just be cute for the both of us.”

It was a half assed statement to get her to shut up about being cute from him, but to Erika’s cock drunk mind she’d just been called cute by her Goddess’ pussy destroyer!

“AHHH!!! CUMMING CUMMING I’MCUMMMMIIINNNGGGG!!!!” She suddenly yelled out, tightening her insides immensely as her orgasm coursed through her body. If Kazuma knew she’d have such a reaction to being called cute he would have called her so earlier, as her whole soul seemed to be squeezing down on his sensitive cock.

He only managed about one more thrust inside the clamping walls before it was too much for him once more and Kazuma’s cock erupted into Erika. His thick baby-making cum trying to find its way through her climaxing cervix by spraying jetstreams of jism against it. She moaned out so loud, right into the microphone that Lia had prepared as revenge, clawing at whatever meat or bone she got a hold of in her pleasure scramble. But Kazuma couldn’t let Erika’s insides have all the fun, pulling out on the last two jets to spray up her belly and then, whipping his cock like a paintbrush, landed the last spurt onto the Axel Heart’s faces.

The three moaned out in unison from the nice splatter of cum across their cheeks, a haze of lusts still clouding their minds while they all panted as one together. Kazuma could only lean back and admire his work.

“Wow… three cream filled idols.” He marvelled, taking Cielo’s pussy and spreading it a little with his thumb to watch some extra white leak from inside her, “Thank you, girls! This really is every Japanese man’s dream!” The boy was clearly fighting back tears at how happy he was, while the three just giggled at his attitude.

“Kazuma’s dreams are kinda small, aren’t they?” said Lia, giggling at the now huffy boy. Though he couldn’t whine that bad since Cielo and Erika were currently making out while also cleaning each other’s faces of his cum. “Would you like another round now? I think I can go again.” The blunette said while hopping up to her feet.

As the Breeding Day raged on, Kazuma could only wonder if the gods of fate were rewarding him for his many deaths by gifting him all these flat bellies to inflate. There was an animal magnetism in the air. Perhaps just from the aphrodisiac, or perhaps the simple fact that the wording written on The Calendar made people more likely to appear and wish to be ‘bred’ by Kazuma. Though at the end of the day, it was still their choice to arrive, their minds were just that little bit more lustful and hungry to be filled with Kazuma’s baby cream.

Notes:

Hope you enjoyed the major Axel Hearts sexy story! Next chapter should include: Luna, Darkness, Xara, and Chris!

Chapter 79: Breeding Day (Part 6: Axel's Greatest Orgy II)

Summary:

Breeding Day continues!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Welcome back!” Gloria the succubus waved to the screen, “You rejoin us during the middle section of Breeding Day! We had to take a break from filming just so Kazuma could eat his lunch, turns out turning yourself into twelve takes up a lot of energy! But now the clones are back and mingling with our guests once more~!”

Harriet was also on screen, pointing over to the door where a few women were leaving, “Some people have gone home already. Their pussies full of cum with the hopes that their baby will be the next hero for our kingdom.”

“But that just leaves more space for the current wave of women to get some loving!” Gloria grabbed the camera and brought it over to a blonde woman hugging her clone Kazuma tightly, “Breeding Day certainly brings out everyone’s inner slut, doesn’t it madam?”

“Ohhhhh… I-I can feel the years of financial security pouring into me…” She happily sighed as her clone Kazuma disappeared in a pouting ‘poof’, the final cum of that specific clone and letting the camera get a lovely view of the blonde’s pussy spread out with white sauce leaking from her hole.

“Amazing!” Gloria beamed, moving on from the blonde to a girl on her knees with her own cloned adventurer, "Though not everyone's as adept at taking Kazuma's cock yet though!"

"Give me a minute!" The angry red head yelled, her face quickly matching her hair colour while she stared at the bobbing cock in front of her. "His thing is thicker than my forearm! And this part's basically a fist by itself!" The tomboy-esque woman was trying her best to seem tough in front of the biggest penis she’d ever seen. Almost looking like she wanted to treat it like a punching bag before actually sucking it. “Such… bullshit… just cause no guy wants to have a baby with me…” She hissed before kissing Kazuma’s penis tip gingerly.

“Well, you could always have sex with it? That’s usually how babies are made.”

“Oh is that how it’s done?!” She barked back at Gloria, gripping Kazuma’s cock tightly and pumping wildly while he howled in pain, “Gee! I didn’t fucking know! Tell me everything cause I’m such a fucking idiot!”

As Kazuma howled, Gloria just smirked down at the redhead, “I never said you were an idiot. But if you really need a lesson, little virgin, I can show you everything you need.”

Scowling girl just seethed in rage, tightening her grip until Kazuma just squealed, “OW OWOWWW! GET OUT OF HERE! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE!” He picked up a random pair of discarded panties from the table and threw it at Gloria. The floating succubus dodged easily before giggling and leaving them to it.

“Aww, I’m sure they’ll be fine,” the blonde succubus snickered into the camera, once more being a proper host to go interview another woman who was sat in the corner with her arms crossed and a Kazuma jerking off next to her. A sour expression on her face and an uncomfortable pitiable look from the clone intrigued the succubus enough to shove a camera in the older woman’s face, “And you ma’am, you don’t seem to be enjoying yourself?”

“No, of course I’m not.” She stated simply. Looking out at the crowd with a grimace, “This is a ridiculous function, with a complete lack of morals. Not only that but the Harem Knight provided lacks any real muscle or defining features.” Her finger pointed to a Kazuma that winced, apparently already having this verbal lashing before Gloria arrived, “His penis is too thick to truly be enjoyable, and I detest the idea of letting such a pervert anywhere near my womb.” The snooty woman snidely commented. Completely uncaring of the clone’s tapping foot of annoyance.

“Then why. Are you here?” He ‘calmly’ spoke through gritted teeth.

“Because inflation is a real problem. If I don’t get the same benefits as everyone else then I’ll be subject to rising costs of living. How will I be able to afford my cat’s massages after everyone suddenly has money?” The white haired woman just looked down at her manicure, caring very little of the anger rising in Kazuma, “I’ll still have to endure nine months of agony for this horrid creature you expect me to carry."

“The money from the government is supposed to be going towards taking care of that baby.” Gloria pointed out.

“It will. My cats are my furry little babies, and they deserve the world.”

Letting go of his softening cock, Kazuma just shook his head in dissapoinment, “Whatever, you’re a lost cause, DARKNESS!” He yelled, with the blonde Harem owner hurrying over to her boyfriend’s distress call, “We got another one who isn’t fit to be a mother.”

That made the woman huff in annoyance, “Hold your horses! I waited in the queue and got my ticket like everyone else!”

“That you have!” Darkness clapped, “Though I do warn you, pregnancy isn’t guaranteed through a single blast of cum.” She leant in and quietly whispered, “By the way, I control the room mentally and you’re now convinced that Kazuma has to cum in your mouth for you to get pregnant. Now, let him masturbate with your mouth.”

“Hmph! I don’t know why you’re explaining basic anatomy to me!” She grumbled, falling to the floor, “Are you going to use my mouth to masturbate or not!? I want to leave this stuffy room as soon as possible!” Her mouth opened wide, the woman’s untouched tongue lolled out of her mouth in a way that Kazuma couldn’t wait to lean his stanky cock on.

“Thanks babe.” Kazuma kissed Darkness briefly before grabbing the annoying woman’s head and sending his dick down her open mouth. Uncaring about the brief choking before fucking her head properly, slapping his nuts on her chin as his long length ground up against her throat muscles.

“Glck! Hrck! Ftgck!” Was all she had to say now.

“Oh, by the way Kazuma.” said Gloria, “We found them.”

“You did?!” He said with an excited expression, “Send two of me over right now! Quick!”

With a nod, Gloria flew off to follow his instructions. Soon, two women who had been waiting patiently on one of the food tables were approached, by a clone Kazuma each.

One was a fairly typical housewife. Currently wearing an apron over her long auburn checkerboard dress, with curly black hair and a scowl on her face. The other was a little more timid looking, with dark skin and long bluish-grey hair running down her back, she wore a more revealing yellow sundress that she was apparently regretting from all the touches and awkward looks around.

“O-Oh!” The timid woman gasped as her Kazuma gripped her large mounds that were tightly stuffed into the sundress. “S-sorry, I don’t think we’re next!”

“Don’t worry about that,” The snake boy purred into her ear, still massaging her above-average melons through her sundress while her friend experienced something similar sitting next to her. “I believe you are the wives of Gary and Richard, correct?”

“Uh, y-yes…”

“Derts cerrect. Erm Rerth, derts Lurly.”

“Amazing. No need to tell me which of you has which lover,” Kazuma smiled, suddenly slinking under the tables they were sitting at and grabbing their skirts to shove their heads under. Talking through the cloth to say, “I met your husbands today, and we had such a nice meeting that I just wanted to show their wives a real, REAL good time.” His insidious smile overtook his face, covered by the dresses so neither woman saw his sinister intentions, the two clones quickly began lapping away at their exposed pussies.

Ruth gasped out first, her spine curling up from the sudden and intense pleasure that Kazuma provided, “Erhmegerd! Gary nerver gers dern ern me ernymere! ER FERRRRCK!” She moaned out, punching the table in front of her while her meaty thighs began squishing up against Kazuma’s face.

Lily was a little more reserved, instead of lashing out externally, she took more the pleasure lashing more internally. Richard had never licked her vagina once, always preferring to show off how strong his hip muscles were by pounding her pussy. It worked for her… but she never realised how the mysterious force of ‘foreplay’ could work too. Already her pussy was leaking a lot of fluid, her clit was teased, and her body felt so incredibly hot from this Harem Knight’s amazing instinct moves on her dark skinned cunt.

It wasn’t long before the two were bent over the table and moaning out louder than they ever had before. Kazuma making sure to use ALL the tools at his disposal to try and get the two to see as much physical pleasure as he possibly could.

“Ahhh~!! Awhomygosh! S-so good!” Lily moaned out from the boy sucking her tits while humping his massive dick inside her from below.

Ruth was mostly just a puddle while Kazuma slammed his entire length into her from behind, pistoning into her like he was digging for diamond, “FERCKME! FERKINFFFERK!” Gary’s wife screamed into the table, face red and body electric with passion after just a few minutes of pleasure.

They wouldn’t get free from his cock until two hours later. Getting to experience the full three orgasms as a ‘special gift’ to their husbands. Though perhaps limping home with a normalised affection for Kazuma wasn’t exactly in their ‘plans’.


Luna was very busy.

She had so many roles to play during the event. From keeping the flow of people moving, to checking who had tickets and who was already done. She was also trying her best to be a good host, spotting anyone who looked nervous or scared and guiding them to a friendly succubus to help them chat through the next steps of the day. There were also those that needed refreshments or electrolytes that hadn’t expected to be sweating so much. And she was doing so much while her waitresses helped the men who had wondered in to jerk off, or even helping those rare adventurers who still needed to see the quest board. Not to mention having to keep the chefs blocked off of the sight of customers, lest they masturbate to the view.

Even just walking through was stressful, as she was roughly grabbed by the shoulder and spun around to see a middle-aged, topless, small-chested auburn haired woman. Her fists were on her hips and a clear anger on her face, “Miss Luna! What kind of event are you running?! My breeder boy turned to smoke before he came! I expect another post-haste!”

‘Great, another one.’ the guild owner internally sighed, “Drop your panties.”

“I b-beg your pardon?!” She stammered, gripping her belt somewhat defensively.

“I said drop your panties. None of our Kazumas have malfunctioned yet, so I just need to check you aren’t lying to me and trying to get another load without a ticket.” Luna replied with crossed arms under her bust, “Let me see there’s no white leakage, and then I’ll get you another breeder.”

The woman suddenly flustered, “I, um, I…”

“Once the ticket system is completed then you’re allowed to try again in the free-for-all.” Luna’s customer voice shining through, even if it was a little bit droning from having to repeat it so many times today, “Alternatively, some women are buddying up to catch stray Kazumas through acts of lesbianism. If neither option appeals to you then I ask you vacate the building and good luck next year.” Her answer was brief and to the point, showcasing a little how overwhelmed the poor blonde was as she instantly walked away.

Into the arms of the real Kazuma.

“Woah there! You ain’t goin’ nowhere, lil missy.” His grip around her tightening as her breasts pushed into his chest. “My lovely Luna is stressed out and needs a break. You’re too wound up, or maybe just too horny.”

She hated to admit it, but after watching everyone fuck and have fun had gotten her a little on edge. Not helped by the sweaty smell and cum stains she’d probably have to clean up after everyone had left. So feeling her lover’s arms around her, feeling his un-muscular chest against her face, and having her belly poked by that thing… “...n-no…” Luna protested weakly at first, before shaking herself out a little more, “No, I can’t. I-I have to be the host!”

“No one’s going anywhere, and you deserve a little fun too for all the amazing work you did today,” Kazuma insisted. Still clinging to the woman whose morals were degrading in his arms. “Besides, I’m not the only one insisting.”

Luna knew it was over when she felt a muscular pair of arms wrap around her back, with a lovely set of breasts to nestle her head in.

“Break time, Luna.” Was all Darkness had to say into her ear for Luna to just melt.

The lovey dovey pair picked up the ooey-gooey blonde and brought her over to a close by bench. A wave of relief washed over Luna as she was forcibly sat down. Not realising how her feet had been aching, and how long she’d been rushing around today, not that it was a rare occurrence for the overworked woman but it seemed the feelings had finally caught up to her.

As her body began to lean on the table for a much needed five minute sit down, the mug she’d been gifted from her mother was placed down in front of her, “Here, have a coffee.” Darkness purred while kissing the back of her head.

“Thank you,” The smiling Luna cooed, a heavenly sip of energy finally entering her mouth after so long without it. “Mm~ that’s good, is there any cream for this?”

“Right here!”

Kazuma hopped up onto the table next to where Luna was leaning, dick out and proud with him juveniley gesturing to it.

Her eyes were a little unimpressed, but she couldn’t hide seeing the humour in it either, “Hardy har. Any really- oh!” Suddenly her cup was filled to the rim with milk, though not the source she’d expected as Darkness’ teat still dribbled with white leakage.

“Sorry, you did ask for milk, right?” The blonde asked, to which Luna nodded and began drinking. The noble’s tasty titmilk was always a lovely treat, mostly thanks to the inherent ‘tastiness’ of Darkness from a normality, but also because Luna had developed a little crush on Darkness as well. Not enough to mess with her and Kazuma’s relationship, but definitely enough to feel her heart race when the two were near. Perhaps it was simply a pavlovian response, but Luna did still feel it, the pull to chug the sweet nectar from the lovely teat rather quickly.

“Uwahhh~ yesh… I -hic- did, thank you.” Luna beamed with a slight bit of white glazing her lip.

As Darkness smiled with her slightly pink cheeks, Kazuma gestured to himself again. “Alright, I was kidding before but I deffo need a cream drainage here after that hotness.”

Several women around them all raised their hands and waved their tickets at the boy, but Darkness got between them. “Sorry ladies, the Harem Knight is taking our lunch break. Which means the real Kazuma is back to being mine.” A wave of disappointment washed over them but other than slumped shoulders it seemed they understood and began shuffling away to either food or other Kazumas.

Darkness sat at the bench next to Luna, just between Kazuma’s legs, where the noble birthed woman quickly began lathering up the cock in front of her with her tongue.

“Mmmm, that’s the stuff.” Her boyfriend cooed, running his hand through her hair as less of a suggestion and more just to touch her. “That mouth of yours is getting so skilled.” She seemingly rewarded him with repeated kisses up his underside that just made Kazuma groan more.

“Just because he’s mine, doesn’t mean I don’t mind sharing him with you, Luna.”

The other blonde was suddenly back in the room, realising too late that her hand had been down her panties absentmindedly stroking away. “H-huh?” She asked in a bewildered lustful haze. Blinking in surprise when Darkness opened the space up between the hairy pair of legs to let her shift up.

An offer she truly could not refuse.

“G-gddaaaamnn.” Kazuma hissed under his breath from the dual action on his rock hard cock. Darkness and Luna running their mouths up and down, over and over again with hard slurps and sucking noises as they bumped each other’s plush lips occasionally.

The subtle differences in the supple approaches were always found and appreciated by the boy. Like how Darkness favoured her tongue to find new sour spots to lather with spit, while Luna seemed to have better control over her hands to squeeze and tease Kazuma’s nuts into greater sperm production. A massage technique she’d researched just for today (not fully realising that Darkness could always magically wish for more cum).

-slurp- you’ve fucked so many women with this,” Luna commented, tongue rolling along his shaft between the sentences, “How do you stay -slrrch- so hard?”

“I eat iron for breakfast,” Kazuma panted sarcastically, grinding his teeth while sweating hard, “How’d you think?! I’ve been surrounded by hotties like you for two -FUCK-in~ y-years. This is just what h-hah~ppens…”

Darkness seemed to increase her slurping of the man gripping the table to hold on, while Luna just smirked up at him, “Naww, poor boy. I would have given you a pity blow if you were THAT desperate, -Slllurp!-” She demonstrated with a loving nut-in-her-mouth action.

“Really? Is that the same for everyone? Like, oh I dunno… Darkness?”

His cocky smirk made Luna’s stomach drop a little, having been sussed out by Kazuma wasn’t what she wanted at all, though the confused look on the other blonde told a different, more clueless story. “...if she wanted it…” Luna mumbled before taking the nut back in her mouth and biting ever so gently.

“Topic dropped!” Kazuma yelped out.

Darkness was still a little confused, trying to defend herself, “Yeah! Besides, I was never that desperate!”

The two gave her harsh side eye.

“...sh-shut up!”

The brief interlude aside, they began to feel the urge to return to sucking this pleasurable heat stick in front of them. The blatant closeness of his twitching turgid tool was too tempting to ignore, and soon the pair began lapping away at the boy’s massive cock with a fevered gusto that none would survive.

The fact they were wearing the same outfit, with the same blonde hair, almost looking like two sisters sharing his cock… well, it was certainly enough for an orgasm to tear through Kazuma’s soul. “FFUCKK!!!” He roared as semen began to surge through his cock.

It splattered out from his member and began spraying wildly upwards. The women who had been watching the display and stroking themselves all gasped out at the happy fireworks display, since open aired semen was surprisingly rare in Breeding Day. Luna and Darkness quickly began catching what they could on their breasts and faces, streaks of white painting their upper torsos.

Interestingly, Luna was letting Darkness take the brunt of it… though the reason why was fairly evident when she attacked the taller blonde. Lapping and moaning at the ‘cleanup’ duty, getting to taste the heavenly combo of Kazuma cum and Darkness skin before their tongues shared the former glorious substance.

“My my, just in time for the post-show.” A sultry voice sung out from the main doorway, as three women entered into the Guild at the same time.

“Xara! Sylvia!” Kazuma waved, beckoning the two large women over, and making the third tall blonde cream herself over being ignored, “Where’d you guys go?!”

“We were just cleaning up one of our messes,” Sylvia explained, sitting down on one of the beds and admiring the pairing in front of Kazuma obediently cleaning his cock for him, “While also giving our new pet a walk. She is a tiring Goddess you’ve gifted us.”

Divane was currently in her white robes and large red leash as she approached the main stage. Hopping up and spinning with a significant amount of flair for the larger than life blonde, “Hello my fellow insignificant peons!” She loudly announced to the room, “Though I may still be superior to you in every way, do not worry! I am as pathetic and worthless as the rest of you! Do not let my beauty let you down, and if you’d like to spit or urinate on me as I walk past you please do not hesitate!”

“Oh, would you get off the stage!” Sylvia yelled in an exasperated tone, throwing a brown tentacle at the goddess who quickly scurried away in a happy chase with the extremity, a new game she and Sylvia had begun to tire out Divane. “See what I mean?” Sylvia sighed, resting her head on the mattress behind her.

“Naww, does my big brown babe need some stress relief?” Kazuma cooed, hopping up on the table to begin rubbing along her leg.

“Goddamn yes.” Sylvia instantly replied, taking Kazuma’s body in her hands and bringing him into her huge cleavage. The massive orbs squishing him on both sides in a heavenly amount of softness. Though it quickly turned to a far too intense level of squishiness when they began making out and Sylvia decided to flip her body on top of his.

Meanwhile, Darkness was giving Luna some loving and suckling the last strands of his cum off of her tits while also nibbling her left hidden nipple out of its holster.

“Hmm, that is some marvellous looking technique,” Xara purred, taking Darkness off of Luna and uncovering her breasts for her, “Mind doing mine as well?”

Darkness just nodded in happiness, “Anytime!” She beamed, and set about latching her whole mouth onto Xara’s large nipple.

Being left behind only momentarily, Luna was set upon by two Kazuma clones that had decided to join in the fun. Though even with their instantly applied skills, Luna’s heart was a little distracted by someone else, "Hey, Kazuma… does Darkness prefer boobs that... size?"

"OH MY GOD YOU HAVE CHEST ENVY!" The clone loudly blurted out. Luna tried to slam her hands on his mouth but Kazuma just grabbed her wrists, still in disbelief from his revelation. "You. Big-titted-braless-wiggly-jiggly-booby-wooby-honka-wonka-knockers 4 days-milk filled-Chesty-Leroux Luna?!" He gawped, even as his scene had a few onlookers that made the blonde blush.

"Would you SHUT UP!" She growled in anger, "I'm sure you'd feel insignificant if a dragon showed up with a dick the size of a bungalow! Besides… it isn’t just the size, I have these weird things…" The blonde gestured to her areolas, as Kazuma had seen previously, they were the kind that were so puffy they overlapped the actual nipple.

Unfortunately their strange tiff had attracted the attention of the woman Luna was having a jealous episode of. Letting Darkness back down to the ground as her large form approached.

“Little Guild Owner, I want to hear no more self-made delusions about your body,” asked Xara, reaching down to scoop Luna up to her eye level, letting her sit on her two outstretched palms, “I think your breasts are wonderful. Many men come to my cafe with dreams of simply seeing them, and I can see the appeal on your petite and unassuming frame.”

“Gee, thanks.”

Some degree of shakiness as Xara’s hand, currently cupping Luna’s booty, shifted upwards towards the large queen’s face, “It’s the truth, dear. I’ve given the ‘your body is beautiful’ speech many times over the years for my plentiful self criticising subjects. All of them are perfect in their own ways, and if they ever give me sass then I simply have to show them the truth.” Suddenly a large pair of lips latched onto the blonde’s areola and sucked hard. Luna was shocked at how strange yet erotic the experience was while the queen refused to let go of her breast.

“Kuh!” Luna gasped, placing her hands in Xara’s deep black hair for balance. Sighing in relief when she let go… only to lick up from base to face. Luna looking rather dishevelled from the sudden massive tongue attack. Her top ruffled over her confused face, “Um, thank you? Wait, wha-?!” She looked on in surprise as the trail of saliva that Xara left behind had split both her top and shorts in two.

The queen just giggled, “One of my many talents. Men usually love when my cloth melting spit gets me to their manhoods quicker, though my spider weaver hates that I drool in my sleep.” Her face once more went close to Luna, who was feeling a little exposed being partially naked and high up above Breeding Day, “And what do you think of it?” Was all Xara said with a hungry purr before taking a nice lick inside of the guild owner’s cunt.

“AH!! I LIKE IT!”

“I’m glad those two are getting along,” Lalatina smiled from below. Sitting on a table and admiring Luna riding the Queen’s face, all while the real Kazuma and Sylvia had begun their own breeding ritual nearby of her riding his much smaller form on a bed. Darkness just smiled at how happy everyone was, snuggling up to both clones- “Oh! I’m sorry, Luna became busy. Um, did you two want to return to the crowd?” She

“Nah, we decided to do something else.” One Kazuma said, but they both hopped up onto the bench in front of the blonde to showcase their erections, the other Kazuma finishing his sentence, “We’re both here… for you Darkness.”

The blonde’s heart began to pump a little too wildly when two towering titans landed on her thighs. Their hands were on her breasts, teasing around the twitching areola while her mind went wild with possibilities. “K-Kazuma… are you saying…?”

“That’s right. Let’s try the one thing you’ve been dreaming of,” said one Kazuma while the other once more finished his sentence, “two of us in one hole, baby! Hope your pussy’s ready!”

“IT IS!” She nearly yelled, taking aback the two whomst were to lay her, but eagerly spreading herself wide as well.

Kazuma one walked up first with a shrug, “Alright. We’ll see how this goes, I think this’ll work best with me on the table,” He said while doing as he said, then firmly guiding Darkness to basically sit on his lap with his cockhead on her pussy, “You in the middle…”

“And me figuring out the space that’s left…” said Clonezuma, inspecting the cock-filled pussy in front of him with a curious look, “...how am I gonna do this?”

The pussy of Lalatina had adapted pretty well this week to the hugely sized penis of her teammate, with almost no pain anymore from the intense rough fucking’s she desired every minute of the day. Getting double stuffed was an idea she’d had back during the first time multiple Kazumas appeared, a way for her pussy to be filled with twice as much love worked so well in her head… but right now, space was an issue.

“O-okay… just relax…” She told herself, breathing deeply as Kazuma’s duplicate penis rubbed up along his first to poke at her hole. Only really succeeding in teasing her clitoris, which unfortunately made her instinctively clench around the original intruder. “Nng! Relaaax, come on…”

Pinching her mons, Clonezuma was able to make enough wiggle room above to squeeze his helmet inside her. Tightly pressed up inside her walls and joint cock. The sensation was painfully stretching Darkness, who gripped the table so hard she began cracking the wood.

“Hey? You good?”

“HAAHH~ HAAA-GAAHHHH~ FFSHIT!” She writhed on top of him, and as a few more centimetres entered, it only made her teeth grind with a wince at every movement. Even as Kazuma grabbed her breasts from behind, the fact she shook her head wildly only showed that her enjoyment levels were, in fact, dropping. “Hoo… hffooo… come on, come ooonnn…” Darkness hissed, a tear rolling down her clenching cheeks

“Alright, I’m throwing in your towel.”

“N-no! I-I can do it!” She insisted, “This’ll be…”

“Painful? Weird? Hurting you more than even you enjoy?” He insisted while retreating his cock from inside her, the audible relief from her lungs as her pussy once more snugly hugged the first penis was enough evidence to any argument she could fathom. Kazuma reached up and kissed her forehead, “Good attempt, my sexy wall. But I don’t even want to live in a world where I need two of me every time I want to feel your tight squishy puss.”

It seemed to calm Darkness’ self disappointment a bit, her idea of a double stuffed pussy fading to dust in front of her own failings. Wiping her tearful face as he kissed her smile back to her face.

“Now, spin around so I can at least fill your butthole.”

As the lovey dovey duo began their threeway, the other pairings around them were picking up too. Luna had discovered another of Xara’s powers, being able to taste exactly like Darkness, and was currently licking her way through to the queen’s favourite human list. Slurping and suckling her clit while using one of the confiscated Kazuma dildos on the succubae’s squelching pussy.

Sylvia and Kazuma had also changed position to let him penetrate her brown booty deeper. Humping into her from behind, and able to nuzzle his body between both her cheeks for a closer mashing of their hips together. All while his slightly curved crotch scraped along the top side of the chimaera’s cunt, who wailed and moaned from her melted position on the floor.

They were his loving girlfriend, succubus wife, and fellow monster girl tribe leader. It was a fierce trio to be breeding, and things were picking up again around the hall as the spectacle and heat picked up for all parties.

Clones were grabbed from their resting seats, waitresses returned to their jobs of masturbation assistants, and Divane was ignored once again as the brown tentacle had caught her and was whipping her rear.

But she wasn’t the only goddess around.

In a quiet part of the hall, one approached a boy.

“Hey Aqua, there you are!” The Kazuma clone beamed, “Heh, I knew you wouldn’t stay away! This clone only has about one cum left from what I can tell, so if you wanna get that butt over here I can fill you up a little at least!”

The bluenette said nothing. Instead she just walked over to the chair, lined herself up, and sat on the dick. Letting her favourite penis slide up her stretched pussy while her head moved past his to give the boy a tight hug.

“Uh, you good?” He asked, trying to shift his body to look her in the face, but unable to with the way she was latching on to him. “You sleepy or something?”

Aqua stayed eerily silent. Even among the whole room of noisy sex and happy breeders, this Kazuma clone felt quite uncomfortable seeing his friend like this. The usual happy-go-lucky fool was doing something strange, even if all she was doing was twerking her hips up and down and building them both up to a sticky situation. She still felt good, and wet, and like Aqua… but for the first time he actually hugged her back. Squeezing her body a little as she continued humping him.

“Seriously… you alright, Aqua?”

“...you don’t… share memories between clones… do you?”

Not liking the way this was going, Kazuma decided to stay cautious in his response. “Not a lot, main-me can’t remember anything but the general sexy things that the clones do. Why, what did you do?”

He really thought she was about to confess to some petty crime like stealing his socks for a game, or needing some extra cash for a bit of bubbly, or some other small thing he’d have probably forgiven her for.

But Aqua whispered something in his ear he definitely wasn’t prepared for.

“Wha-?! H-hey, Aqua, you serious?!”

The goddess went back to saying nothing. Instead just crashing her hips into his with blinding speed.

“S-stop!” He tried to flail, but her strength stat was way too big. “HEY! A-AQUA’S-! NNGGG!”

With the roar of the crowd, there was no one to hear what this clone was screaming about. And with a final thrust, Aqua successfully milked the clone to a poofy end. His orgasm shooting ropes of his thick jism into her pussy as his entire being faded from sight. Aqua could see his mouthing something, but no vocal chords left to annunciate it.

So she sat in her own mess. With no one looking at the goddess in the chair, silently weeping to herself.


The next hour of the event would probably be classified as a bit of a blur in most of the inhabitants memories.

Some would remember the spit roast of Luna. The blonde was taking Kazuma in her front hole, while Sylvia used her huge frame and Kazuma cloned cock to make the girl's hips ripple with power from every thrust.

Others would remember Darkness' conquest of Divane. Seemingly knowing exactly how the masochistic goddess' desires could be taken care of at every turn. A sadistic side of the noble shining forth. Stuffing Divane's mouth with a table cloth, getting the crowd to play with her nipples, all while using a barbarian girl's club to spank the moaning noble. Only missing occasionally in hitting the broad side of the huge jiggling twin cheeks.

Perhaps at a push, those who looked upwards could remember the point where Xara was getting fucked on the ceiling. Hanging upside down like the bat her wings resembled, all while Kazuma humped from above her into her cunt. Causing so many moans from the other succubae in the room, while he piston fucked the massive woman into a dripping mess of stress. Those that remember that would probably recall the iconic point where his clone fucking Sylvia from behind forced her spine upwards, the tall pair of beauties suddenly realising how close they were and making out amongst the smaller rabble of breeding women.

But everyone remembers the end of the hour. Kazuma had been getting a double butt job from both Xara and Sylvia's huge asses when he announced he was cumming. His heart skipping a beat as the five women gathered around to let him go to town in streaking their faces completely white. Darkness and Luna providing the extra clones who they were fucking to really have the full triple Kazuma orgasm experience. It perhaps wasn't the right attitude to have for Breeding Day, dripping with cum on their faces and chests, but it wasn't like their cunts weren't also stuffed to burst with Kazuma's jizz. Everyone was just enjoying themselves, pairing off to make out and clean up their messes happily.


The private room was also a hive of scum and villainy, though at least with the veneer of keeping it locked away behind closed doors.

One such woman was the one who was walking in currently with a cloak over the top of her.

After a little inspection, the hood raised enough to reveal a familiar face, "Ahh, my lovely Chris." Kazuma-of-the-private-room hummed, dancing over from his mattress bed to take the thief in his arms. "I knew I'd see you here. You'd never leave the chance to get in on an orgy, would you?"

"W-what?! What's your impression of me?!" She loudly defended herself, though not enough to snuggle the spinning hug back a little. Fingers spread her luscious ass cheeks through the cloak’s fabric. Kazuma's hands had a way of tempting her to the dark side every time they touched her, even when she wanted to talk to him for other reasons. "Just, hah~ stop for a second! P-please?!" She whimpered into his neck as the giggling adventurer let her back down to the floor.

"No panties again today, eh?"

The thief just stamped her foot in frustration, "You'd just steal them again and you know it! Gah!" Her blushing pouty face was too tempting not to tease, and the clone knew it. But finally Chris had the chance to talk, pointing at the hooded figure she'd walked in with. "This isn't about me, Kazuma! Look!"

He rose an eyebrow, but faced the figure. Uncovering their hood... revealed someone he only had vague recollections of. Purple glowing skin, two slight horns poking from her forehead, pure azure eyes that looked rather unsure, and long yellow hair that seemed to fizzle and crackle. "Uhm, h-hi."

"Uh, hey." He awkwardly matched her tone. Still trying to remember where he knew her from, "Do I-?"

The woman nodded, "Yeah. We've met, you and I... you know. In heaven." Her attitude seemed rather scared of what was going to happen here. "Yethal: Goddess of Thunder, in case you don’t remember. Divane tricked me into making my followers, well, your followers."

"Oh... oh my god." Kazuma suddenly felt very awkward and very naked, grabbing a pillow and covering himself up quickly, “Sorry. This is all probably a little-and you really don’t want to see me like-shit, I’m probably not even going to remember this, I’m just a clone-I can go get-?”

Yethal put her hands up to stop him from running away, “No no, I didn’t want to intrude on whatever this mortal ritual was. I can see you’re busy here.” She said while looking down at his pillow, “Just… wanted to see you I guess. You really are some nobody, aren’t you?” Her tone was almost more amazed than anything else.

“I’m a degenerate thrown into a world of smut that internally is woefully unprepared for, but externally loving every second of.” He said with a half-grin and an awkward shrug. She smiled and his cadence, but it somehow made him feel worse, bowing down to the purple girl in front of him, “I know it isn’t much, but I seriously fucking apologise about what happened. That my actions made me an accomplice in something… ya know, pretty awful.”

She brushed him off with a similar shrug, lost in thought as she wondered over to the window, “To be fair, you’re just some mortal. Lady Divane is who I blame, and she seems to have had her comeuppance already.” She sighed, looking down at the women of the town going about their day, “I’m just weirded out by my followers fawning over you when I don’t even remember it happening. Apparently the vision they had of us rawdogging it was pretty powerful stuff.” Yethal once more half chuckled, before looking a little sadly off into the distance, “I thought the world of her, literally told her I’d do anything to make her happy… and I guess she took that literally.”

“I can call her in here for some extra revenge if you’d like?”

That made her chuckle, “You’re sweet… in a kinda fucked up way, but still, sweet.”

The purple woman with green glowing eyes looked back at Kazuma as her entire body began to glow a bright blue. Her legs fizzling away into lightning that burnt the carpet while dancing around the floor, “Later, gator.” Was all Yethal said before disappearing completely in a bolt that jumped out the window and sparked skyward.

Leaving Kazuma boggled and confused.

“Wow…” Kazuma marvelled at the lightning zapping across the countryside. “That was… heavy stuff.”

The girl who had brought Yethal here spoke up again, “Yeah…”

Suddenly the boy scrambled, rushing across the floor to a book and quill on the table, “Shit, I need to jot this down! We clones have an important event diary for things real Kazuma won’t remember.” He explained while writing as quickly as possible, “By the way, thanks for bringing her here. I should probably make it up to her at some point properly. Or at least increase Divane’s punishment somehow.”

The girl giggled a little, “Too bad Lady Divane may enjoy it now. Still, I’m surprised you’re taking this with such maturity.”

He nodded then slumped his shoulders to sit on the bed, “...I can’t help but feel the Divane bullshit was all my fault, ya know?” The clone admitted, “The rampant religious zealots were going to catch up to me one day, but I had no idea I’d attract a bigger crazy than Aqua’s minions.”

“It isn’t just you, I should have warned you, or freed you, or done anything other than just sit there before it was too late…” His sombre mood was shared with the cloaked woman, who sat down on the bed next to him with a hand on his back and a frown on her face, “If it wasn’t for Darkness’ bravery then you’d be up there with more goddesses on your cock.”

“All right, don’t make it sound too good.”

She pushed him playfully, and they both fell backwards onto the mattress proper. Taking a moment to look up at the ceiling in silence while lost in their thoughts.

“Sorry you’re stuck with a clone by the way. You probably shouldn’t make too many grand revelations or character development scenes without being with real-me.”

“You’re right, I should just do what I came down here to do.”

Her body rolled over so her head was on his arm, taking his cheek and bringing it towards her, “Oh? Is Chris here for lovin’?”

“No, Chris isn’t.” She mumbled out as their lips delicately touched. “...but Eris is.”

As she raised her head from the bed her cloak fell back. Instead of the short haired thief, the long haired goddess complete with purple headdress looked down at the shocked clone.

A shocked clone that would not shut up.

“OOOHHHHH YEAH BABBBYYYY!!!!!”

Eris tried to place her hand over his face, though she couldn’t stop smiling at his happiness a little, “Hey! Stay quiet!”

“But this is what I’ve been waiting for! WOO~!” His hands, that had just been thrust upwards to the sky in victory, now wrapped around her body tightly. The pair rolling around on the bed as he squeezed the luck filled goddess with a big happy hug.

“I know I know!” She laughed as they rolled, pushing herself out of his grip to stand up from the bed. “Look, you really didn’t deserve the mess Divane put you through…” Slowly, the girl peeled away the long brown cloak until all of her became viewable… all of her. “So I thought I’d, well, maybe provide you a little… opportunity.” She smiled, though Kazuma was very much not looking at her smile.

Because Eris was not wearing anything but the headdress under the robes.

Kazuma quickly wrote down the whole event in his clone book, not looking towards the book to write, but just knowing his real self was going to feel intense jealousy over what was about to go down.

“Wow…” He marvelled, Eris giving him a little spin of her body though regretting it enough afterwards to cover her pinkening face. “You really don’t pad your breasts…”

The goddess just sighed, “Why is that your first thought…?”

“Because your body is hot as fuck.” He replied instantly, grabbing the surprised woman and dragging her into her arms. Their naked forms falling back to the bed together, feeling the warmth of each other and the sensitivity of their skinship in perfect unison. “And I need you to know that I find you very attractive, Eris-chan.”

Her pinkening cheeks began churning tomato red into the mix. Unsure if it was just his instincts telling him what to say, or just the unexpected earnest nature of his lewd thoughts, but Eris lowered her head down and kissed him once more. His hardening erection filling with blood the more their spit was shared, and the more they explored each other’s bodies with their hands.

Kazuma got to find all the differences between Chris and Eris. Such as the lack of minor scars on her perfect skin, or the fact Eris’ ass wasn’t as toned as her more active body, yet just as juicy to grab. Or the fact her movements were a little more graceful, perhaps even shimmering in the light of the sun as she scratched the place her scar usually was on her cheek.

“Q-quit staring so much…” She pouted while sitting on top of his lap, spitting on her hand and taking the length resting against her tummy to lather it up slowly, “I’m still me, you know…”

“Yeah, that’s why I’m staring. I gotta remember this…” Her face just got pinker, having to look away from the smirking boy quickly, “Hey, I’m just a clone. I can be as cheesy or as lame as I want, and main me won’t even remember. Maybe I’ll even try a lame line like; ‘your damson eyes are as pure and deep as two pools of starlight atop your face’. Right?” He laughed while the goddess stared at him in awe, “Haha… wait, did that work?!”

“NO!” She yelled while pulling away, but he quickly grabbed her arms and threw her to the bed in one last tumble together. Before she could even realise what was happening, fingers were on her sex, scooping up the liquid that was there and then dangling in her face as proof of his victory. “Gah, why can’t you just stop being you for five minutes?”

He suckled on the finger juice in triumph, “Can you really say that when you’re this into it?”

“I guess not…” She admitted with a smile, which made the trollish boy’s heart skip a beat. Looking far into her starlight pools, “You make me laugh, and I still love spending time with you, Kazuma.”

His erection pressed against her leg, and she slowly reached down to spread her wet pussy for him, “You’ve…” She swallowed back her embarrassment while his hand touched her breast supportively, “you’ve never done it with this body before… no one has…” a fact that was causing all the nerve endings in Kazuma’s brain to flare up in lust, “You’re officially going to take my virginity… again…”

“Wow…” He mumbled in awe, "as a clone my life is short, but you've made it the best possible existence ever!" The clone placed a hand on his face and wept. Eris was unsure if he was doing it as a joke or was actually weeping in happiness, either way she wasn't waiting long, as he roared back into high gear by slapping his hands on her thighs. "And I ain't gonna waste it any longer! You ready my little lucky duck?!"

"Y-yes! I'm ready!" She squeaked, even resisting the urge to call him out for calling her a duck. Too enamoured by the oncoming thickness that began spreading the lucky goddess' dripping virgin pussy. "Hoo~mygOSH!! KAZUMA!!"

"Shit you're tight," He puffed, taking the time to not hurt the woman on his way inside her. Not that she was showing the same courtesy, digging her nails into his arms and leaving deep dents in his skin.

There was no hymen on a goddess, as Kazuma discovered during his aquatic deflowering, and while most humans would feel pain on their first time it was pretty much a fact that the holy beings Kazuma so often found himself fornicating with were plagued with infinite pleasure. Their senses tuned to eleven, their bodies just a smorgasbord of switches for his instincts to flip as they began getting a rhythm going. Touching her nipple and getting a squeak, knuckle on her mons and eliciting a moan, his cock going back and forth inside the lucky pussy and getting the view of her respectably busty body jiggling along with the motion.

“W-why are you s-so g-ggoOODD at-T THIS?!” was all Eris could say under the expert touch of the clone.

Kazuma could have answered, but he always enjoyed just following his instincts instead. Biting down on Eris’ neck and earning a loving groan of a mini-orgasm from her, and as usual he massaged her body’s sides to follow that orgasm all the way up with the rush of energy to her head. His crotch was splashed with her vaginal discharge while his ears got a ringing from her screams.

Her hands roamed his back, feeling his muscles contract and flex with every thrust. Maybe it was feeling him with fresh hands, or perhaps all the times he’d fucked Darkness to a blissful state had caught up to him, but Eris could have sworn he felt more toned, more defined, and the manlier idea of Kazuma made her heart flutter with excitement.

Both of them were losing their thoughts to the moans and heat. Every thrust of Kazuma’s pipe making Eris more and more sensitive, more twitchy, more electric with pure pussy bliss.

The clone’s head landed next to the goddess on the pillow, grabbing the underside of her knees to go half nelson on her with a far more gratuitous piston motion of his massive cock battering inside of her. Such a huge swing of meat kept going in and out of the woman, sending her cries far.

Eris grabbed Kazuma’s head and licked into his ear, causing him to flinch.

“..ffuhg?!” grunted the boy, only to be greeted with her tongue still out and flicking the air, almost hunting his own but unable to find the energy to lift her head. He quickly remedied that and extended his tongue, hers quickly wrapping around his like a hungry tentacle until their lips smashed into each other’s again.

Her rolling orgasms were beginning again. Sensitivity increases were too much for extended goddess fucks, and her cunt was soon clenching and contracting all over his meat from the violent attacks on Eris’ entire body.

But then, as Kazuma’s clone reached his own climax, they missed something. With their kissing position, neither even registered Eris’ hands going up and forming a pair of peace signs.

Humps into Eris’ snatch became a blur of motion, short deep thrusts slamming into her cervix again and again, building until they both unleashed their pent up climaxes together.

“ERIS I’M C-CUMMINGGGHH!!!!”

“AAAEEE!!!! I’M SORRY ERIS FAITH, I DECLARE THAT SATOU KAZUMA HAS BEATEN MY PUSSY ONCE MORE! FAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!””


Jun had not expected that. His wife was all the way in Axel, expecting to be bred for the glory of the Eris sect, so he had been spending some time with his annoying Axis neighbour Gareth.

An annoying neighbour that was looking pissed off right now.

"Why does a pathetic bra stuffer like Eris get TWO visions?!" Gareth fumed, stomping around his house in a rage while Jun was still returning from the contact high. "Aqua is ten times the goddess that little twerp is! Kazuma even took down Eris' boss! Why the hell is she getting another conquest vision?! Such bullshit!"

Standing up from his couch, Jun just wandered over to his toilet, ignoring Gareth's outbursts for more important matters. Like knowing how good it would be to rub it in his neighbour's face tomorrow.

But right now the image of Eris once more getting split in half by that boy's massive cock was too erotic to ignore...


“What the hell?!”

A lot of women and men around the main Breeding Day lobby had suddenly collapsed and were gasping out, including Darkness. Kazuma quickly hurried up to the private room area, just in time to see a poof of smoke disappear and leave only one naked “ERIS?!”

The lucky woman was still going through contractions from the echo of sensitivity enhanced orgasms flowing through her. Quickly Kazuma locked the door and hurried over to her, grabbing her hand and stroking some of the sweaty hair away from her head.

“Oh, I see. My clone got the real you, not Chris, so I guess it triggered your declaration again.” The real Kazuma explained to himself, spreading Eris’ pussy and seeing the clumps of lumpy cum pour out of her. “That lucky asshole. Just remembering a real goddess isn’t the same…”

Kazuma was interrupted from his fist shaking in anger by a squeeze on his palm, “W-wanna…” Eris choked out, gesturing down to her crotch as the beauty leaned on one side for a full view of her body, “g-get lucky again?”

He did.

Notes:

Alright, one more major sex chapter after this. This time featuring Tifa, Aerith, and the monster gals!

Chapter 80: Breeding Day (Part 7: Axel's Greatest Orgy III)

Summary:

Times nearly up. Last call for some breeding.

Chapter Text

Toni sighed happily as the sun hit her face. She felt like she’d been in the guild for hours, not helped by the sheer sweat and arousal smell that was surrounding the sweltering room. The fresh air of the afternoon was pure relief in comparison.

“Zounds!” said Toni as a girl fell into her from behind. Shoving the rogue a couple feet forwards in a stumble before she turned around to see her pusher. It was just a simple blonde farm girl on her knees, shakily trying to stand up but having trouble. “I say, are you feeling serendipitous, stranger? Please, allow me to assist in your recovery to the standing position.”

“Uh, wha-?” Claribel was a bit confused by Toni’s strange speech patterns (most were) but still appreciated the gesture, “Th-thank ye kindly. Ah’m still feelin’ ah little bow-legged from Mr. Kahzumah’s breedin’, if ye catch me drift.”

She got an elegant smile from the short redheaded thief, “I do indeed. They certainly chose an interesting fellow to become a Harem Knight, but as a dubious thief I couldn’t let such a grand payday free from my grasp.” She lowered her shorts to showcase the slight white stain on her panties that was leaking from her pussy. It earned an impressed whistle from her new farmgirl friend, “I shall… also enjoy bequeathing my vast knowledge to my new child. I was so certain that I would perish in a dungeon without ever having the joys of maternity.”

“I gots me a big load a cum too!” Claribel beamed, also showing off her jizz drenched pussy and the extra streaks of dried white splattered on her tummy as well, “Lost mah virginity to that boy, but ah reckon it’ll be worth it for ah new set ah hands to run mah vegetable farm!” Her large pigtails bobbed almost as much as her d-cup breasts while buckling her pants back up.

Taking a rose from behind her back, Toni sniffed it before looking up to the bright blue sky, “Verily! A boon of youth shall soon befall the town! Axel, oh Axel, my fair lady of a starter city. Please nestle in the coming babes within your protective pity.”

“Woah! Ah ye a poet?!”

“No, why do you ask?”

Claribel blinked, “N-no reason…” She mumbled in both confusion and slight embarrassment, “Uh… Ya say ur a thief? Ya know, I’ve been having ah lot of veggie knickers recently. Could use a gal to catch me a sneak. I was gonna get Ms. Luna to put it on the board, but she seemed rather busy bein’ bulled by Mr. Kahzumah.”

“Aha! A quest! Now your language and mine finally intersect!”

“Ah don’t think it does.”

“Poppycock!” Toni smiled, placing the rose elegantly in the blonde’s hair before taking her hand and giving it a single kiss, “You may call me Toni, and I would certainly love to take your quest. A friendship with a farmer is but a certainty requirement for my future offspring to grow into a lithe and wondrous thief such as I!”

Shrugging off her eccentricities, the farmer smiled, “Well, ahm Claribel, very nice to meet ye, Toni! And if ah can help growin’ future babies as good as ah can grow veggies then Axel better be prepared for giants, I reckon!” She beamed, and the two began walking out of town, smiles on their faces and pussies full of cum.


Dust was entering the guild in a fairly annoyed state.

His night had been rudely interrupted by a group of angels that came out of nowhere, threatened the town, then retreated back into the heavens before he really knew what was happening. Everything seemed to wind down almost instantly, which led some to decide that since the battle had been won they should throw a victory party. With the guild closed for quick repairs last night, the gang of adventurers who stopped the angels let Borticus the Party Wizard teleport them to Elroad.

Where Dust proceeded to waste almost all of his coin.

Right when Rin had lent him some money, right when he’d decided to be a good person and be responsible, fate had decided to tempt him with the casino slots and made him waste all of his money! 'Poor Dust,' the Rin in Dust’s mind would say. 'I’ll give you some extra money, just make sure to do a quest today as payment.' Even in his mind, she was the more responsible one…

So it was down to him to make it right.

Stomping into the guild, ignoring as much as he could to focus on his task at hand, and waiting for a receptionist to get back from break.

And he waited.

And when he realised that the main reception was pretty much abandoned, he finally decided to leave the space and go look for a waitress himself.

The guild was fairly packed, though Dust was trying his best to just ignore whatever was happening today and get to a quest. This was for Rin. The girl had been fairly angry with him when she walked in on him and Melissa's one night stand... and Dust hadn't even heard anything back from the thief since then. She'd made it clear that would be the case, but with both women ignoring him there was a pull to make things right. Today was for quests. Today was for quests, dammit.

He'd found about zero signs of Luna when he'd reached the front. The music playing on the stage before him threatening to distract him from his mission. But he held firm, he had to find a quest to redeem himself after fucking up with Rin, then fucking again last night with Borticus.

But then Dust was tapped on the shoulder.

"Sorry sir, you're in the way of the show." A pink haired succubus purred into his ear, "We're in charge of masturbatory assistance today, if you wouldn't mind having a seat I'd be happy to suck you off while you feel my ass."

"O-K!"

Distraction complete. Dust didn't question any of it. Rin could wait, quests could wait, whatever was happening here today was worth being sucked off by a succubus. And Dust instantly placed himself on a bench.

"Thank you, I'm sure you'll enjoy the show. Guest stars from Elroad, I hear."

"You said you'd suck me off." Dust bluntly retorted while unzipping himself.

His attitude had shifted quickly, but the succubus didn't mind. The day had been filled with horny men needing their nuts drained after entering the house of smut. The succubus took his length in her hand and began kissing it from below the blonde, and Dust just sighed with happiness, ignoring internal Rin once more while he finally got a look at what was happening on stage.

It was a dance. Three women with costumes that resembled that one Inn in Elroad. All dancing with various levels of abilities, some quite awkward movements but with how much of their genitalia was showing it really didn't matter. The long haired girl seemed to favour just kicking and work out poses, while the other two tried to twirl or 'do the golem'. Without the music to back them up or the sexy costumes, you'd probably be able to describe the dancing as utter crap, but thankfully the combination made it quite difficult to complain. All of them were dancing around a man in a chair that Dust was quite familiar with, and he wondered if he'd missed some raffle that let Kazuma be up there.

The music was loud and pop-themed, sung by the idol group just to the side of the three, though their tits weren't out so Dust didn't look at them. Instead he just watched the three dance while a succubus kissed his hardening cock. Wondering when the guild had become so great?

As the performance came to a close, the three were sweaty and posing around Kazuma's chair. Claps and cheers did come from the crowd, though some were clearly not putting their all into the praise.

"Thank you! We are Aerith, Tifa, and Jessie! Here to make you smile!"

“Big thanks to Aqua who made these suits for us a few days ago!” said Jessie, “We're Honey-Wasps! Not to be mistaken with any bee themed suits from any such establishment in the Elroad area!"

After a press from behind, Tifa stood tall and followed up with, "W-w-w-we love to get pollinated!" Before reclining in red shame.

"Our Harem Knight has had a tough day, hasn't he folks?" Aerith seemed to work the crowd better than any of them, gesturing to the boy and earning an earnest clap from the crowd. "That's right, so many of you he's had to fuck for Breeding Day. What a hard worker! Well Kazuma, you’ve been treating us so well today… we thought we’d show off what would happen if you came visited us at 7th Heaven~” Aerith purred into his ear.

“W-whatever… you want to do!”

"Yeah! Also, nice to meet ya, I'm Jessie!"

Kazuma smiled at the three. Truthfully, he was feeling tired now. The hours upon hours of sex were wearing him down, but seeing the three of them like this... with Tifa kneeling between his legs, Aerith on his right side leaning her chest into him, and Jessie sitting on a stool to his right... it felt refreshing.

"Wow guys, I don't know what to say. Thank you." He beamed, placing a hand on Tifa's head and stroking her gently. The somewhat embarrassed fighter smiled back at him and leant into the pat, all while her girlfriend lowered herself down to his level.

“We're happy to help, Kazuma. I know you could have dropped 7th Heaven like a ton of bricks, but you and Darkness helping us out was just so sweet of you." Aerith kissed his cheek gently before a sudden pressure emanated from her soul, "Just don’t hurt Tifa or else I’ll kill you.” She very quietly whispered into his ear with a single nail pressed into his spleen.

Kazuma yelped at the sudden pressure point, “Got it! Got it!” Tifa just looked confused as her girlfriend brought her nail away from his body, “Fuckin hell, I thought you were a nice flower girl but maybe you’re a secret yandere…”

A finger pressed against his lips, “Hush sweet child,” the girl sweetly smiled a smile that made Kazuma’s spine tingle in fear, “and tell that lovely busty girl what you’d like of her.”

“Well OBVIOUSLY I’d like to fuck her tits.” Kazuma huffed back in retort.

When their attention turned back to the brunette, she squeaked. “R-right! One breast job coming up!” She nodded, taking a boob in both hands and reaching forward to his lap.

“Uh, it’s boobJAH!” Another nail pressed against Kazuma’s spine as Aerith smiled, “Gtt… th-thank you for the breast job, Tifa-chan.”

Even with the grumbles, it wasn’t like a man could deny the pleasures of Ms. Lockhart’s cleavage. Soft plushy flesh wrapped around his hardness so delicately, pressing it from both sides and reminding Kazuma of tucking into bed at the end of a long night. After so many hard hip thrusts today, it was genuinely nice to have someone service him a little bit. Even with her slightly awkward movements, Tifa was cute and hot at the same time in that outfit and having her rub pleasure into his cock while he leaned into the chair was heavenly. And the view from behind was particularly special, with her thighs spread out and her tight yet thick ass jiggling with her movements.

“How izzit?” Jessie asked, crouching down low and smirking up to Kazuma, “I’ve learned how great Tifa’s titties are to have around your cock. Am I right~?” The boy gave a quick instinctive look at Jessie’s crotch in mild confusion, “Dude, do you think I’ve just been sat backstage all day waiting for you? Nah, I’ve been out all day having fun! Me and Aerith had a go on the Sylvia experience of having your cock and fucking Tifa with it.”

“Oh right, I saw that going on. How’d you find it?”

Aerith sighed a little wistfully beside him while Jessie continued to beam, “Absolutely legendary! I can see why guys get all caveman-smooth brained when it comes to cumming.”

“They’re so much easier to achieve,” Aerith agreed, her eyes looking a little distant as her fingers curled one of Kazuma’s hairs absentmindedly, “And that rushing feeling of hot boiling cum shooting through your penis right into your girlfriend’s spasming womb…” The three were looking at her a little wide eyed as she returned to reality, “Oh! Sorry, I used to write bad smutty fiction in my youth.”

Tifa licked Kazuma’s hooded underside in a way that made him shudder, “The other games were -lick- fun to play too.”

“Oh yeah, those gals from Elroad set up a gambling station to try and dupe people out of their tickets.” said Jessie, pointing at a corner of the guild that seemed to have some ‘shady’ types lingering about it.

Another sigh of happiness from Aerith, “The look on their faces when Tifa beat them so easily in an arm wrestling contest…”

“W-what can I say? I’m stronger than I look,” the brawler blushed, making her girlfriend practically topple into Kazuma’s shoulder while he melted from the extra pressure squeeze he received from her breast job. “Is this going alright by the way? I’m getting kind of used to using my girls for this stuff…”

“It’s… spectacular…” Kazuma panted with a relieved thumbs up, though then his pointer came down to land on Jessie, “But if I get to boss you three around then I want you join in too.”

“Finally!”

With an eager jump, Jessie basically leapt towards Tifa’s position. Joining her on her knees but was on his right side to let the bustier girl keep centre stage. “Alright, let me get a look at the specs of this guy…”

“The what?”

“She can be a bit eager sometimes…”

“Let’s see… a shaft approximately thi~s long, and thi~s thick…” A single finger ran down the length before curling around the base, then went back up the other side while tracing a vein, “Extra bumps for pleasure and sperm transporting. A tip that’s springy,” her nail scratched lightly under his tip to make him squeak, “yet durable for multiple poundings. And let’s not forget Inari Ōkami and Paul down here! Still generating so much for their master after so many big loads. Probably still aching at the thought of pumping we three bees full of thick drippy seed.” She teased, fondling the balls briefly before letting go and giving him a thumbs up, “My diagnosis? This is one nice cock, dude!”

Kazuma just blinked before lowering his eyelids.

“...was the bit really worth all of that?”

“Take your fun where you can get it! That’s what I say.” Jessie beamed with a shrug before grabbing his cock a little more conclusively, “Exhibit A: aaaa-OMPH!”

There was a slight jolt between the three as Jessie’s mouth wrapped around the top side, with Kazuma’s hips instinctively humping from the sudden pleasure. She was angling it far enough so she could get to it with her mouth, but there was still enough room for Tifa to bring her breasts back around the base. With the raven haired girl noting that he felt even hotter inside her cleavage, shifting her boobs left and right to smush as much of him as she could at the angled penis.

As usual, Jessie had bigger eyes than she did mouth. After so many times with Cloud’s over the last few days it felt like a shoe-in for taking another guy easy-peasy. But no. Kazuma was bigger and throbbier, and quite more difficult to take in without having a few attempts to stretch her throat a little.

“Uwah~, man, that stretches ya jaw, ow!” she said while disconnecting, “Good thing it’s tasty or else I wouldn’t even bother with such a nasty throat scratcher!” As if to demonstrate, Jessie reached her head down as far as she could, until her face bounced into Tifa’s tits on the way. Gagging as her tight hot throat muscles constricted around Kazuma’s pipe, swallowing motions followed to tease his shaft while her tongue played with the angry meat up top.

Kazuma gasped, placing his hand on the back of her head, “W-woww…”

With nothing better to do, Aerith started grinding a little bit on Kazuma's side. Stroking her soft fishnetted booty against his arm before it suddenly reached up between her legs and placed his hand on her belly. It gave a sorta wedgie effect for Aerith to rub herself along his limited muscle as she leaked her pussy juice down his arm.

With their three powers combined, it only took about four minutes before it was all over for Kazuma. "Hooo~fuck! C-cummingggg!" He yelled barely before his cum surged through his tip.

Jessie got the brunt of it down her throat, forcing her upwards off the cock as the monolith of jism coated her insides. Coughing her way off his cock, the next few blasts shot straight upwards to coat Tifa and her lovely knockers before Aerith tackled her to the ground as an excuse to lick her face. Though she'd been unprepared for the initial, Jessie smeared the last of Kazuma's orgasm over her slightly raspy face.

The three wasps were covered in jism that was rapidly depleting thanks to their efforts. Jessie enjoying the initiative that Kazuma was taking to flick her left nipple as she cleaned the right, finding that fucking a perv that knew what he was doing had pretty sizeable benefits.

"What's next, dude?" She asked, hopping up to a surprised Kazuma to straddle his lap, "Look, I'm eager just cause I know those two are gonna be a while." A gesture to the kissing tavern owner and gf made Kazuma nod knowingly.

"Well, then let's join them!"

Taking Jessie in his hands, he got up from the chair dramatically. Waddling over with the girl holding onto him like a baby koala towards the licking pair. As the two approached, Aerith began to get off of Tifa but Kazuma shook his head. Instead, he got them to flatten out before placing Jessie on top of Aerith's back. Effectively making an Aerith sandwich between the two. She didn't mind, facing Tifa and all, and their crotches were all exposed nicely on top of each other for Kazuma's access.

"Hellll yeah, I always wanted to try this," Kazuma sneered, taking a nice long lick of Jessie's pussy up top while feeling both other girls' at the same time. "Y'all alright down there, Tifa?"

With how covered she was from before, plus with many Aerith smooches on her face, the bruiser answered honestly, "Yeah! All good! These two aren't heavy at all!"

The answer got a small whisper in her ear, "Correct answer, honey."

"Then I have no qualms doing THIS!"

What followed was a rather lewd foursome fuck. With how low the bottom two were to the ground, it was hard to get the right angle sometimes to get inside Tifa, but a fine angle to grind his cock between the nestled labias of the girlfriends. Jessie's tangy pussy was licked and lapped while he humped the outer walls of Aerith and Tifa. Then he'd switch to the top row, standing up straight to get his hardness spearing the top wasp's cunt, having to be careful that Jessie's flailing wails didn't force her to knock heads with Aerith underneath. Turns out this position was harder to maintain than the doujins made it out to be, but Kazuma was determined to have the fun of pussy switching between the three. Bouncing between the three lewdly placed girls while they either played, teased, or maintained balance on top of each other.

"FFuuucckkk!" Jessie moaned as he switched upwards back to her, "Every time aaah! I think you've AHHH! B-bottomed out inside me... there's another inch!" Her body spasmed from the sheer depths of cock inside her, hitting scratches never itched by plastic tool or smaller cock. Nuts slapped against her ass that threatened to fill her belly with seed and Jessie could only feel excitement. "D-don't keep me waiting, dude! I want AH! Your CUM!"

"I want it too, Kazuma! I f-ffeeeel close!" the voice of Tifa being fingered by Aerith underneath concurred.

"Let loose! Just make sure I get a copy of the magic video!"

With no qualms in finishing up, Kazuma grabbed Jessie's hips and dragged her forward just enough to bottom out inside of her. He'd gotten good at waiting till the last minute before activating the 'special power' that Darkness had helped him realise he had of filling up his nuts whenever he wanted. The orgasm of a ballsack filling while also unloading was incredible, and Jessie could feel his semen factory testicles expand and pump out the cum directly inside of her.

It felt like it filled her instantly, spiralling the girl into a fit of orgasmic pleasure, as a small bulge on her mons could be temporarily seen. Kazuma quickly ejected from the top pussy to slam into the middle one. Aerith groaning out and getting her boiling semen before Kazuma finished off inside Tifa. The river of cum already dripping down from Jessie's cunt was pushed into Tifa as he let the last few blasts loose inside the orgasming brawler.

Taking a step back, Kazuma could gaze upon the triple pussy, cum drenched, orgasmic sandwich he'd created with pride. All before Jessie toppled to the ground off of Aerith.

"Wow..." Dust said in awe. Kazuma was panting while landing back on his chair, and the three girls were suddenly jumped on by their idol band trio from earlier. All while the succubus who was with him gulped down the last of his cum and sat down beside him. "Do you think I should go up there and help? Kazuma and I once made a gentlemen's agreement that we'd share our harem if we ever got one."

"You backed out of that deal immediately." A Kazuma clone that had apparently been fucking a woman in the front row retorted, "We were drunk and you waddled over to Rin to loudly proclaim how stupid I was thinking I'd ever get a harem."

The blonde frowned, mostly annoyed Kazuma remembered that, "Yeah, well... all I have to do is befriend a noble and then next Breeding Day will be MINE!" He retorted while the clone rolled his eyes, "Now, I've got the best seat in the house for watching more of the main stage fun, if you wouldn't mind getting another succubus to suck me off? For a bro?"

"Fine fine. For a bro."


“We’re in the home stretch!” Harriet waved to the camera, “The guild is starting to thin out again. Ol’ Kazuma seems to have it in his head he wants no disappointed women to leave here empty handed. Isn’t that right, Kazuma?”

The camera pivoted around to show a flopped down adventurer, lying naked on his back on one of the many stained beds. With a huge amount of grunting effort, he propped himself up on his elbow to wave limply at the camera.

“I may have no hip bones after this… but I refuse to let a lady leave here if she wants my cum! There’s no way I’d ever be that guy!” He dramatically declared, raising himself off the bed briefly before flopping back down in exhaustion, “Just… gimme time. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is… fucking tired.”

The tomboy waitress just placed her hands on her hips and shook her head, “Geez, you act like this isn’t your job.” She smirked as Kazuma flipped her off. “That’s okay. Your clones seem willing to pick up the slack!” The camera spun around to the rest of the guild, once more showing off the bevy of clones on display.

Things were getting hotter, but that also meant people were getting… bolder with their requests.

  1. Regular gym goer, Effie, had gotten Kazuma to agree to letting her work out while fucking her. The short haired ginger girl spread her legs so they were each on a bench on either side of her, doing a perfect set of splits while doing weight lifts with her arms. Clone boy had to thrust up from below while she kept her position. It was the only time a clone Kazuma disappeared with some cums left, as when he came inside her she lost enough concentration to drop her weights on his crotch, killing him instantly. A painful memory that real Kazuma didn’t appreciate receiving.
  2. Quite a few women had decided to take matters into their own hands if they were going to get bred today. Thanks to Sylvia, about a dozen women were using cloned Kazuma cocks on their friends or loved ones. It was highly erotic for many of them, having the experience of male orgasms and filling a pussy up with semen over and over again. Since they were based on the clones, each woman got three orgasms before the cock disappeared into smoke. Lesbian partners Cadence and Botan were appreciating the chance to have a child each, while able to still have the act just be the two of them. Local quiet pervert Amelemia was becoming a force to be reckoned with, breeding her bitchy teacher and mother over and over again while they begged for mercy.
  3. In the backroom, Kazuma had to keep entertaining those that needed the shelter of privacy. Such as the local librarian, Wendy, the bookish redhead who honestly thought she’d be rejected when entering the backroom, even with a ticket. The clone wasn’t picky though, even with a slightly older woman it was clear she still had some lovely features and deserved to be lovingly seduced like any other. Wendy had never had sex before, thinking her time in the sun had passed her by, but now she was moaning into a pillow while in her head she realised she actually made a man have a boner. She’d never felt so confident and proud of her body.
  4. A certain hungry woman who had visited the world of Axel during Maid Day was currently searching for a food she’d only tried once. Though she got distracted by the buffet, one clone Kazuma saw her and asked if she would want to go next. She agreed, as long as she got to keep eating (and that he also jizzed in her salad). Elma was surprised to find that human mating felt really good, and that the male’s tool was so deep inside of her that it made her pause eating briefly to orgasm.
  5. Professional prosecutor Jeri Verselles, ex-rival to Sena, had burst into the room pretty conclusively while still working on her latest case. Scribbling notes on a notebook with a barely passing look to those around her. Casually handcuffing a clone Kazuma before throwing him to the ground and ignoring his complaining while her pantyhose covered toes started to rub along his hardening penis. Jeri continued to write in her notebook, scribbling down words on her page and putting in the most minimal effort to the interaction. It took her old rival walking over to the ponytailed dark-greenette to tell her about how strong the cock she was playing with was, and how a simple half-assed footjob was just going to leave both of them frustrated. The large chested woman huffed, sharing a similar scowl to Sena, before taking the dive and letting her pantyhose rip a little to let the penis into her pussy proper. After that she didn’t write a single note down until twenty minutes after her break was supposed to end, as she’d been sullied and pleasured too much to do anything but nap.
  6. 45 year old Mitsuki was trying to relive her youth by trying to fuck Kazuma in her old swimsuit. Getting internally self conscious about her pudge yet powering through really made a bond for the boy who found her attitude quite cute, the blonde woman being just flexible enough to get her feet over his shoulders and just ram into her pussy like there was no tomorrow.
  7. Stella wanted to watch Kazuma pee. Not on her, or anything ‘weird’ like that (how she put it), she just wanted to see a penis let out urine into a toilet. It was a study for the twenty year old wizard girl, having heard of the male tool in general, but never getting to see one in the flesh. Only being teased by her companions as they’d walk off and pee in the woods, never letting her have a peak. She didn’t even really care about the act, but the eroticism of watching a man pee was so ‘forbidden’ in her mind that she was gasping in sheer pleasure watching the clone urinate.
  8. One of Kazuma’s other more recent friends, Amy the beastwoman, had also surprised the room by attending the event. Usually staying in her hometown of Samuidoh, the brunette farmer had come down to check out ‘the meat everyone was talking about’ as her motherly instincts always hunted for the best foods for her step-sister Mia. After explaining what everyone meant, and trying to guide her to the exit, Kazuma was surprised to hear she was still down for some ‘Garchu’ as she put it. Apparently it was a fairly average ritual of copulation for the beasts, and she always wondered why Kazuma seemed so interested in sex when she thought he was getting it regularly from his three friends. She did very much enjoy bouncing on a human’s cock for once, especially one that filled out her fluffy pussy as much as his did.
  9. More than a couple succubae had shown a massive interest in roleplay. It seemed that the general idea of them performing for the dreams of Axel citizens every night had made them eager to try out their own sexual fantasies with a willing partner. Kazuma had roleplayed as a teacher, a babysitter, a plumber, a doctor, the man that slayed the Demon King, a certain blonde hero, an evil mafia man, the King… it was starting to get to him how many times they wanted him to just be someone else, honestly. Plus the amount of corny lines he had to remember from porn he watched was getting embarrassing… though his many subjects didn’t seem to mind.
  10. Catherine, the Axis priest, had managed to doop the system to go in for her third impregnation attempt of the day. How was she bamboozling people? Well she had a turkey baster to suck the cum out, then would sell the cum outside to those who didn’t want to wait in line, before going back in with a different outfit on and a new name. No one had managed to figure out she was doing it, especially as she stuck to random clones and tried to keep it doggy style.

"Oh, looks like Kazuma's about to start another showcase on the main stage!" Harriet said while holding the camera, quickly rushing over to get the best spot in the room for the event.

Kazuma clapped his hands and brought the crowd’s attention to him. “Is everyone having a good time?!" He yelled and was greeted by a ripple of 'woos' from the mostly female audience, "Amazing! But you know, not everyone's as cool as this crowd! Right now, there may be some prejudice amongst people who are scared of my new favourite monster girls being active in our community!”

“Booooo!” Yelled Dust, hand around a Succubus and drinking a beer. The crowd quickly joined in with the quick jeers before Kazuma raised his hands.

“That’s right! But it isn’t their fault, they just need to see the beautiful women in a new light!” agreed Kazuma, gesturing behind him as Darkness and Bova began walking together onto the main stage, “So right now, with the assistance of my very special one and only Lalatina, I’m going to have a little tutorial in the best parts of having sex with each of these lovely monsterly women! Come one, cum all, to the sexiest show in Axel!” Kazuma was never one to shy away from a crowd, especially one that was happy to watch him fuck a big-titted minotaur only wearing a towel.

A little less used to public speaking was Darkness herself, who awkwardly fumbled the microphone that Kazuma handed to her, "H-hi everyone! M-my name is Darkness. Nice to meet you." She bowed, earning an 'awww' from the crowd at her continued shyness (only managing to make her redder in the face), "Um, today I am here to help Kazuma through his monster girl tutorials. First we have: Bova the Minotaur."

With an almost visual amount of air, Bova blew from her nose in a somewhat intimidating way. "Hello. I am a warrior! Kazuma is my leader because he bested Sylvia, and then me in combat. He is a mighty ruler and I am proud to be his first sacrifice!"

"Then remove your towel."

"I don't want to!"

The woman was standing tall, knuckles on her wide hips, tail swishing behind her, but as Kazuma went over and slowly peeled off her towel everyone could see how embarrassed the poor monster was. Her thick areolas and muscular six pack all bounced into view, earning quite a lot of claps and cheers from the crowd as she held her confident posture (internally wishing she wasn't first now).

"Besting a minotaur in combat means their undying loyalty. And though Kazuma completed it with his cock, Bova is still completely loyal to him." Darkness explained.

With a snap of his fingers, Kazuma ordered her to "Kneel." And with a mighty thud, the buff woman was on the floor. Still tall enough that the boy didn't need to bend over at all in order to grab her face and kiss her passionately. The sight of her cow ears and tail flicking wildly was very endearing for the crowd, showing how much she was loving it.

"Kazuma also normally knows the ins-and-outs of each monster's favourite spots based on their species." Darkness continued, "For example, Bova's minotaur species normally loves when their alpha strokes their sensitive horns during mating." Instantly Kazuma's hands were on the long hard protrusions. Though he had to stretch to reach the top of them, the results were pretty noticeable. Redder face, weaker stance, and a growing pool around her from the stroking motions he was giving her horns. Bova moaned hard into her alpha's hands even while they kissed, making Kazuma sucking of her tongue even more pronounced and effective.

It wasn't long before the minotaur couldn't stand it anymore and her head fell down to suckle on Kazuma's cock. His hands continuing to stroke her horns while her tongue wrapped around his. The minotaur practically pushing him over with how much she clearly needed it, slamming her head into his squishy body while his cock filled her throat.

"As Kazuma deals with Bova's bull charge, I'll also describe the two other stations we have!" Darkness' confidence was returning a little, thanks to most of the focus going to Kazuma. "Here we have one Kazuma clone with my favourite red lamia, Luminara!" She guided the audience to look over to the closest table to the stage, sitting atop it was Kazuma as he draped himself in the red coils of the snake, one large coil around his stomach to keep him in place.

Lumi was giggling as she pet his head resting in her cleavage, all as her tail lightly stroked his cock, the tip coiling around it and rising up and down. Smooth scales making the mighty Kazuma moan out from pleasure, looking rather close to unloading on himself. "You shouldn't count us monsters out too soon, Kazuma-chan~" Her cocky tongue flicked in his ear.

"It's a rather brave direction for Lumi to take!" Darkness spoke again, "Seeing as normally during sex a lamia's most sensitive spot to touch is their tail's tip!"

Suddenly the mood between the two shifted, Luminara moaning out 'wait!' into Kazuma's ear and trying to tear her sensitive tip away from his, but Kazuma quickly grabbed it with his hand and kept it coiled around him. Her tail spasming from the sensitive surge coursing through her, and though it meant the clone's ribs were pretty quickly squeezed in her grasp he found it totally worth it. "K-Kazuma! I-I-I-!"

"Look everyone!" Kazuma yelled to the crowd as his right hand dove down to just behind his back to retrieve... a pink triangle. "THIS is her lamia underwear! And check it out~!" With a slap, he smacked his own forehead with the pantie where it stayed squelched to his skin, "Luminara is TOTALLY soaked! Horny snake~" He sneered triumphantly, placing his right hand to fondle her pussy while his left continued to jerk himself off with her tail. The lamia's main body falling back and hissing out from his winning combo attack.

Over on the main stage, Kazuma had enlisted a random audience member to stroke Bova's horns while he wrangled the dark skinned rear to fuck it hard. The minotaur's neck bell ringing from the constant quakes shaking her strong body as she melted into the floor.

"Looks like Bova's on her last legs already! My Kazuma is so perfect and amazing isn't he?" Darkness practically swooned, biting her finger with a large smile on her face before realising where she was. "Um, anyway! Over here!" She rushed to the other corner of the stage for where the other bed/table set up was. “Here we have Kerebryl the… did you get your Kazuma drunk?”

The zombie woman had her arm around the boy as they both finished the last of their huge tankards of ale, exhaling a large amount of air before laughing at each other. “Damn right! Drunk shloppy make outsh are ze BESHT!” An unalive tongue was quickly rammed into the clone’s mouth, coating his outer lips with her saliva and tugging on his weiner at the same time.

Clone Kazuma didn’t seem to mind, drunk and happy to let Kerebryl do her thing. Grabbing her breast and- “Oh, shorry luv, right-tit is sewn on, besht shqueeze lefty if ya don’t wont it poppin off!”

“Heehe! Y-you turn British -hic- when you’re d-drunk!”

“Da fucks a ‘British?” She laughed back at his giggles before the two fell back on their bed in absolute hysterics.

The crowd was looking at Darkness but she seemed just as lost, “Um, yeah… well, this is all part of a normal zombie’s mating ritual!”

“Yeah! The drunk’r ‘e is, da lesh likely he realisesh I’m a shtinky corpsh! BAHAHAHA!!!”

“...but, remember not to drink when pregnant! It can hurt a developing baby’s brain in its-”

“Ish not liek I can get ruddy preggers anyway!”

Getting a little put off by the interruptions, Darkness shot back, “Yes, you can! The magic that makes you walk and talk normally also creates a fully functioning set of genitals that can produce offspring!”

“REALLY?!” Yelled an overly excited voice that wasn’t Kerebryl’s. Bursting from the back was a giant blonde woman, “So you’re saying that if we find a big enough zombie-”

Darkness wagged her finger, “NO! Divane, NO!”

After a beat, Darkness quickly chased after Divane.

“NO! GET BACK HERE!”

Back on stage, a zombie was having revelations.

“Wow…” Kerebryl mumbled, looking down at her body in awe, “I-I can have a kid? I always… but now that I’m, ya know…” It was clear this realisation was sobering her up pretty quickly as she looked at Kazuma with big black eyes that seemed to be somewhat watering up to him. “Can I?”

The clone raised an eyebrow, but shrugged in agreement, “I’m down if you are.”

“C-cool…” The usually confident woman timidly nodded. Still looking down at her body with confusion and shock, “...how’d she know so much about zombie anatomy anyway?”

Another shrug, but much more exaggerated, “Fucked if I know, dude! She seems to know more about my cum than I do, and she’s always fucking right! I’m thinking it’s a side effect of those earrings that she’s figured out and not told me. Like, she has to say it’s normal, and then uses that to figure out the truths of the world.”

“That’s dumb.” giggled Kerebryl, swinging her leg around so her lap began to straddle his massive saddle, “Can’t believe my soon to be baby daddy is such a big idiot. Really big…” The silky pinkness of her now magically real vagina bumped up against Kazuma. Kerebryl’s drunken loudness had switched into a drunken seduction voice.

“You and everyone else in here,” He chided back, grabbing her rear and helped guide her grinding. A mutually beneficial action as she smeared her wetness against his pole before landing on his oversized balls, all while grinding her now very sensitive clit on him. “Anything I should know about zombie sex that Darkness didn’t mention?”

She gave a half chuckle before getting herself lined up for the first proper sex in her whole afterlife, “Yeah.” She grinned, bringing her head in close as her undead cunt stretched around the intruder, “I’m a biter.”

As Kazuma worried about that line, Kazuma was busy finishing off his bull ride. Bova had created a hole in the stage floor from a single slam of her fist, but the orgasm was finally petering out with cum oozing from her slit. Though Kazuma was a little scared to let go of her horns still, the sex had gotten a little hairy with how much he may have been crushed if he let go, but with the bull lying sex-coma’d on the floor he shakily took his feet off of her ass and placed himself back on solid ground. Just as Darkness returned as well.

“Kazuma wins!” She exclaimed, earning a clap from the crowd, “And look at that, I want him hard again~!” A groan came from his mouth as his cock returned to full strength in a single swing. He didn’t mind though, the day had been long yet and tiring when Darkness wanted his erection there was no pain or stress since it was always ‘without damage’ hardness thanks to her normality. “Just in time for our next two women to come on down!”

Gooping around with a confident stride, the first woman made entirely of translucent pink walked up from behind the stage. “Hello everyone! Are you enjoying my boyfriend today!?”

A wave of confused whispers ushered through the crowd, with Darkness looking at her with stern eyebrows, “Esu! We talked about that!”

“Oh, right! My mistake! I’m Kazuma’s sex-girlfriend!” She beamed, waving her pink goo around with a shake of her hand, “That means I like it when he’s inside of me!” Suddenly her torso split open like a giant mouth, stretching up and reaching over to grab the top half of Kazuma’s torso in one gulp. An instant struggle as his legs licked around above his head, Kazuma finally deep in pink in a way he didn’t enjoy, “See?! Inside!”

The crowd once more clapped, though Darkness quickly grabbed Kazuma’s legs and started pulling. “Esu! We talked about this too!” She hissed in whisper form, and the pink girl placed a finger on her chin in thought. Finally popping out the adventurer who landed in his buff gf’s arms a little shaken.

“Hmm… what was it again?” Esu asked, having slime for brains was a little bit of a struggle sometimes, “Uhh… wait! I think I got it this time!” The slime melted into the floor in a puddle before reforming as a round bubble booty sticking out from the puddle. Then her face appeared next to it in the puddle, “This?”

“Good enough, well done.” said Kazuma, still wiping some of her from his face. Then he turned to the crowd, “Now you may be wondering how I even breed a slime!”

“A little!” yelled Dust. The most active crowd support even with his mentality distracted.

“It’s simple really!” Kazuma continued, “First, you get a good grip where you can,” a demonstration and an ‘oo’ when Esu’s rump was grabbed as firmly as it could, “see, slime’s have a shape they want to keep, and it’s just about taking that in your hands and THRUSTING!”

With a powerful hip plunge the pink slime screamed out of the floor into her regular shape, splashing out as goop on the wood and gasping for air in front of the crowd. Smugzuma was smirking, slapping a wet hand on her gelatinous rear and seeing Esu squirm in his grasp.

“T-tadah!” She waved to the crowd, deep rose slime on her cheeks and a dripping body she had to peel off the floor, “S-sex boyfriend feels a-amazing!”

As the two began humping it out, Darkness smiled and stepped forward again, “As you can see, Kazuma knows how to handle all kinds. Helped by slimes normally becoming more sensitive when absorbing sexual liquids! She e-AH~!” the blonde gasped as a pink tentacle latched onto her crotch, diving under her guild uniform and pulsating into her pussy, “E-Esu! W-what are y-AHN~! D-doing~?!”

“More sensitive! More sex liquids!”

More tentacles shot out from her hand, now latching onto several members of the crowd. A good portion of people shuffled back in fear, but most who were grabbed couldn’t move away from the suction of the pink.

“Gahhh!!!” Dust screamed as his cock was sucked by slime, then tilting his head, “Oh. Hang on, it’s nice. Hmm.”

“I can… I can feel it…” Esu moaned, bending her ‘spine’ so much that she was forced upwards into a cowgirl position onto the kneeling boy, slopping about from Kazuma’s many thrusts but managing to keep her curvy form while he slammed into her liquid cunt. “L-Look at my belly! Your penis is stretching my insides!!” What she was referring to was the bulge of pink from her stomach as Kazuma fucked her slime womb. His hips crashed into her goopy ass, splashing her form every time he thrust but managing to hold onto her sides well enough to keep drawing himself out and in, over and over again. Her head on his shoulder, dripping both metaphorically and physically from the mind breaking sex.

Darkness managed to get herself free from her tentacle, deciding to just let whatever was happening happen since most were enjoying their sexual fluids being suckled. She would have too, but she remembered that she said two women were coming out but only Esu did.

“O-Oulan?” She panted, staggering over to the back of the stage, “Are you alright?”

What she found was a large girl trying her hardest to hide behind the stage tucked into a ball with her face hiding behind green knees. Fafy the motherly faunus was stroking her hair, whispering niceties to the ogre, frowning at Darkness as she approached.

“Oh, Oulan. What’s the matter?”

Her voice was tiny, almost impossible to hear over Breeding Day’s natural noise, “C-can’t go out…”

“She’s a little shy.” Fafy explained further, still stroking the girl’s red hair while she tucked further into her knees, “I told her that was alright, but I think she was worried about disappointing you.”

“E-everyone hates ogres…”

In an instant, hands were diving through green legs, Darkness’ strength easily spreading the space to uncover a surprised ogre’s face. “Stop that right now,” the blonde ordered, “I’ve made it a point to make sure people are fine with monsters who live in peace. Your brethren may have bad habits of attacking people, but have you ever done that?”

“N-no..?”

“Exactly. You’re a lovely girl. Remember when you gave me flowers when you approached me in our first orgy?” Green merged with red on the ogre’s face as her cheeks blazed in embarrassment, “If you don’t want to go out there I won’t force you. I want everyone to be happy today, if having sex on stage makes you uncomfortable it isn’t disappointing me at all. Just don’t think it’s because no one will like you, okay? Hiding away from the answer isn’t the same as confirming it.” After getting a confirming nod/tear wipe combo from the upset girl, Darkness stood back up. “I’ll send a Kazuma clone over for both of you. So just have fun back here and take it easy!”

“Thank you, Lady Darkness.” Fafy smiled warmly, a similar quiet ‘thanks’ emanating from Oulan before their woman began walking away.

However she stopped before reaching the main stage again, “Oh yeah, Kazuma’s very good at finding your weaknesses by the way. Though I guess it’s easy for fauns and ogres, since that’s normally just your breasts, right?”

The two had a slight realisation at what she meant, the fabric over their DD chests suddenly feeling rather constricting. A pinkness rising in Fafy’s cheeks as she smiled up at the blonde, “Well, I suppose if the cat’s out the bag. Hopefully Kazuma’s ready to grab-”

“He always is.” Darkness cut in. Looking down at Oulan who was subtly squeezing her newly tingly tits with tiny raspy gasps.

The Kazuma that was just finishing up filling a snake with his oil was quickly sent over to the pair. Leaving a very limp Luminara draped over a bed… and for another Kazuma to take his place.

“Eh? Wait, we only had two Kazuma clones on the schedule!” said Darkness to the approaching boy who just shrugged back at her.

“Yeah, well, no more pussies.”

With a gesture out to the crowd, Darkness could see that the guild was actually fairly quiet now. The waves of women that had been there were now either leaving or sitting with legs as wide as their smiles while nursing some internal stretching pains. Only a few women stayed sexually active in this afternoon environment: Wiz and Sena were snuggling sweetly on a chair, Xara was hanging from the ceiling like a bat with Sylvia making out with her from below, The Axel Hearts were fucking the 7th Heaven trio with strap-ons, and Melissa had snuck in to get fucked by a clone in the back while no one was watching her. It seemed that with so many cocks all working together, Kazuma had managed to actually fuck everyone who wanted it.

Leaving about six Kazumas left all approaching the stage.

“A-alright! Then as my boyfriend so often likes to do, let’s finish this with style!” She beamed, taking one of the clones by the hand and bringing him up on stage with her. “This performance was going to be staggered, but seeing as the day is winding down, come up on stage everyone!”

Katarina the harpy flew in from above and tackled a clone onto the floor, tumbling together for a bit before landing with her on top of him. “Finally! I’ve been waiting too long!” She pouted, wrapping her left wing around his head and nuzzling into him. “Please fertilise my eggs, Kaz-kaz!”

"Normally a harpy will orgasm on first insertion!"

The red bird lady scratched at her tiny shorts frantically, and after a quick frantic assist from Kazuma the two were able to put Darkness' shout into practice. With Katarina screaming in her lover's ear from the intense overwhelming pleasure of first insertion. "I-it's true!" She panted, melting into Kazuma's embrace before pushing him off her. "Now do it again!" With a smirk, Kazuma once more 'first' inserted himself into Katarina, with another soul tearing orgasm vibrating the bird so pleasurably.

One of the clones peeled away, almost robotically to a path underneath the stairs. Under there, he found a glowing purple woman with tentacle hair lazily yawning, "Hey~" Svobena waved as her clone approached, "Keeping everyone on the medium scale of horny was a really tiring job today, so I wanna get some too."

"I'm sure I can oblige, you don't even have to m-OWOAH!"

As the clone had been smirking, a sudden shift had occurred between the two as he was dragged to the floor with the mind flayer on top of him. Her tentacles peppered his face with kisses in the dark space, and Kazuma was suddenly quite nervous about the psychic woman's smirk. "I may be lazy as fuck, but I like to be in control when I fuck." With pinches on his nipples, and a tentacle fuelled grasp on his face, Kazuma was more than a little worried about this clone's lifespan was gonna get cut short for a non-jizz reason.

Meanwhile, Darkness was admiring her handiwork when a pull on her robe happened. Looking down, she saw the frog girl Lily pointing at herself.

"What do frogs normally do? Ribbit."

A hand landed on her head supportively, patting her hair before retreating with a thin translucent liquid across it. "Well, Lily. You have a wonderful ability with this mucus here. It can normally make a man's genitals feel amazing when covered in it." Darkness explained.

The green girl nodded, then looked around the room. She saw Dust, still getting sucked off by pink slime, and then shot a spitball of mucus right at him. Spiraling through the air before splashing on his face.

"Hey! What the hell!?" He spat, wiping the substance from his eyes... where it dripped onto his exposed junk. "That was unca~aaaallll~ll~FUUUUCKKKK!" Dust's orgasm was sudden, spitting into the pink tentacle harshly and violently. The sperm being absorbed into Esu's system far before it reached her main body, but making her screams ever more prevalent in the room.

"Uhh, well that was one way of doing it." said Darkness, quickly clicking her fingers at a clone. "But, why don't you focus on Kazuma for now? Normally you use the mucus and that long tongue of yours in tandem to create incredible orgasms for your partner."

"Okay." said Lily, hopping over to Kazuma. Looking up at him from her crouched position before hopping directly onto his body and forcing him to fall in a pile. He whined and barked a complaint, but Lily seemed to be uncaring, slowly turning while crouching on all fours and facing the swinging totem pole in front of her, spitting another wad of mucus and covering the girth.

He touched the mucus with a cringe, "Ew. Yet also: damn..." when his junk surged to life again. Going down to touch his hardness before getting battered away by a long tongue. His entire penis being encased in red taster, dragging him forward until Lily's lips were kissing his bulging tip. The tightness, the heat, and the dripping sensation of the tongue sock he found himself in could be comparable to a pussy, it was that good.

All over the floor was monsters having sex with clones.

  • Kerebryl was having her heart not beat at very unsafe levels as she was literally falling apart in Kazuma's hands.
  • Esu was having a revelation as she could see through translucent form to watch as his cum spread onto her gelatinous womb's eggs, and all she could do was watch while orgasming at the fertilization process.
  • Oulan and Fafy were melting from the joint titfuck they were giving their clone. He was impressed with how far a simple nipple pinch on either breast went down, getting Fafy to bleat and Oulan to make more noise than a squeak.
  • Katarina had flown too close to the sun with all the repeated 'first insertion' orgasms, and was now just letting the dick inside her rut and nut her into a true bird brain.
  • And Svobena was still taking control with the under the stairs club. A radiant pulse of psychic horniness was leaking out most of the times she was hit in the tenth dimensional hole she had acting as a cervix, but both were feeling too stimulated to notice. Besides, she'd already became pregnant the moment real Kazuma had imagined her being so, which was around about the time of the 72nd millisecond mark after his eyes came in contact with her. Which was around 3 milliseconds faster than his average, which was why Svobena knew he was the one.

The Kazuma, the real one, had grabbed Darkness from her throws of normality madness and thrown her onto the floor. Kissing her lewd moaning mouth while ripping her guild uniform from her body.

"St-still not sick of pussy yet?" She asked after he'd bitten her bottom lip in the way she liked.

"Never. I'll never get sick of it." He said defiantly while spearing his cock into her pussy, "Every woman I fuck is a beautiful creature, and I get to see that beautiful creature all sweaty and riled up when I cum inside of them." Darkness had stopped caring about his speech the moment his cock spread her open, "Today, I've fucked domination queens and shy gothic cuisines. I've fucked hotties that can bend and some lifelong friends. I've fucked tall girls and small girls, redheads and bedheads, girls who can bench me and girls that just clench me. I've had more sex today than I ever thought I'd get in, like, thirty three lifetimes!"

"Ohh... Kazuma..." He was so passionate about his ideals. That's what Darkness loved so dearly about him. When Kazuma truly cared about something he was a paragon of determination. Oh, and the sex. She fucking adored the sex, especially when he got riled up about whatever dumb thing he was ranting about.

"Yet I would do it all again! This is truly nirvana! Heaven has nothing on the guild I love so much! Trust me, I've been!"

"Nnng.... r-right th-theeerrEEE!"

His clones were disappearing left and right. His girlfriend was climaxing her jiggly body on his cock. It really felt like the end of a truly amazing event, with the fireworks that had begun the day now signifying it's conclusion as well.

So as his world became dark from exhaustion, Kazuma thrust his arm out to the sky and yelled one final speech.

"Merry Breeding Day everyone! Merry Breeding Day to ALLL!!!!!"

And then he collapsed onto Darkness' breasts.

Chapter 81: Bonus: List of Normalities so far (and an image list)

Summary:

As we continue down the line towards the end, I thought I'd give you all the list I've been using for normalities. The list of rules can remind us of the powers already in place in the universe, while also being a nice nostalgia trip for the way-too-many chapters of this smut Konosuba fanfic, lol.

Also, here's an image list of women so far: https://imgur.com/a/5WhMEiq

Link subject to change since Imgur is closing down their smut stuff soon.

Chapter Text

Normality Earrings Changes

1: AQUA: If you wanted to, say the magic words ‘it is normal for that goddess’ hair to be bright red while she eats crackers’ 

2: DARKNESS: It’s normal for people to slap my ass as a greeting! (Non-compulsory one, people don’t NEED to slap her, it’s just another normal option.)

3: GLOBAL (Dud): I-isn’t it not normal for ladies to be flashing everyone like this? 

4: GUILD: Isn’t it normal for staff in this guild to help those who are masturbating!? (Kept hidden, mostly used by the staff for the staff)

5: DARKNESS: Isn’t it normal that I taste… amazing? (Includes all body fluids)

6: KAZUMA'S DOOR: It’s normal for the door to be unlocked.

7: DARKNESS/KAZUMA: Isn’t it now normal for me to choose what you use to masturbate with?

8: DARKNESS/KAZUMA: Without it being a problem for you at all, it’s normal for your balls to fill and you to be able to get an erection whenever you… or I want you to.

9: KAZUMA: Kazuma, I love it. You have nothing to worry about, your normal instincts are going to be great when it comes to sex.

10: AQUA: Hey Aqua, isn’t Kazuma’s cum normally your favourite treat to have? (Doesn’t mean she loves cum, just Kazuma’s.)

11: AQUA: Don’t worry, it’s also normal that you like the taste of Kazuma’s jizz even more once when it’s been in a pussy. (Includes Aqua’s own pussy)

12: GODDESSES: Isn’t it normal for goddess pussies to get more sensitive the more Kazuma’s cock thrusts into them?

13: GODDESSES: “Aqua. Listen to me.” I said, her bliss filled eyes looking up at me. “Isn’t it also normal for goddesses to declare when a cock has defeated them? And for churches of that goddess to worship the cock of those that defeated the goddess?

14: GODDESSES: Come on Aqua, that’s not how goddesses normally declare when they’ve lost to cock. First you raise your hands like this,” I put up two sets of peace signs with my hands. With slow tired motions she managed to copy me, “Then you let your pleasure build and build, as far as it can go,” Her moan became almost guttural and slowly grew, her eyes rolled back in her head, “So at the moment of orgasm, the goddess shouts their declaration as loud as they can. And everyone in their church gets a vision of what happened and what cock they must worship now.

15: GODDESSES: It’s normal for the pussy of a goddess to return to regular sensitivity when Kazuma’s dick cums in them.

16: FOOD: I normalised some groceries in our pantry since none of us had been responsible yesterday. (Was one time use, unimportant)

17: DARKNESS: Isn’t it normal that I took that lactating potion for us to enjoy my fresh milk every morning?

18: DARKNESS/AQUA: Let's start a new normal 'Worship Kazuma's Dick' daily ritual, shall we? (Basically the two share him once a day, usually early in the morning.)

19: BREAKFAST TABLE: From now on, I think it would be normal if we all answered questions truthfully around the breakfast table.

20: GLOBAL: ( This affects the series a lot going forwards. There will be other Harems popping up and a Harem Gala. The main aspect is if you’re chosen it is an honour and you’re happy to do/be a part of anything your harem knight wants.)

“Well you know guys, I actually have some news.” I started as the two finally stopped attacking each other, now looking at me. “It’s normal for a representative of a noble bloodline to instate a ‘Harem Knight’. That person becomes the head of a harem that the representatives creates, the noble being in charge of rules and members of the harem. It was made so that nobility could bring important figures together for future generational bloodlines. It is considered an honour for whoever becomes that knight and whoever else is added to the harem, which can be anyone who accepts including the noble themselves. I just so happen to be the representative of the Dustiness-Ford line.” I finished, knocking a knuckle to my chest, proud of the rules I had come up with. 

21: DUSTINESS FAMILY: The Dustiness’ normally gets people to dominate them to prove loyalty

22: HAREM MEMBERS: “Aqua, it’s normal for us girls in the harem to be equally attracted to women as guys.” (All girls who enter the harem will suddenly become bisexual if they weren’t already. Includes reverse for lesbians on guys but none have appeared yet.)

23: AQUA/DARKNESS: It’s normal that you want to sit on my face! (Just in the heat of the moment, but maybe Aqua still wants to sit there who knows.)

24: ITEM: Well don’t we normally use that magic chalkboard we bought from Vanir? You know the one that’ll keep track of things as they go.

25: GLOBAL: You know, Master Kazuma, it’s normally proper etiquette for the bigger pervert to give lessons and pointers to the others to make the match more fair. And Mistress Aqua, it’s normal for them to be receptive to the lessons, right?

26: HAREM MEMBERS: “Okay, just do exactly as I say for the normal ceremony and I will knight you properly. Both of you get on one knee. (The ceremony is only for the knights, not every member. It is just Darkness knighting them with an item of her choosing.)

27: MEMBERS OF CHURCH: Now that they worship Kazuma's cock, them and every girl of the church normally have to masturbate to the thought of it and him at least once a day. (That isn’t two separate mastubations ftr)

28: HAREM MEMBERS: You know Aqua, Harem Knights are normally allowed to masturbate wherever and whenever they want.

29: SKILL: But also the new normal skill Kazuma just learned. It lets him pick a place on a woman and make that spot as sensitive as her pussy. (Aqua also learns it)

30: GLOBAL: So I was thinking. It's normal for the Harem Knight to come to an agreement with a business to claim ownership of it. Letting them change the rules and the workers in exchange for financial and sexual backing.

31: SENA: Well I think that the reason you're angry is because normally you're jealous and desperately want to join a harem.

32: SENA: it's perfectly normal for you to be baby crazy.

33: CHRIS: Alright Chris, it’s normal for you to tell the truth when Kazuma’s cock is inside of you. (Kazuma's Cum as well)

34: CHRIS/HEAVENLY REALM: It’s normal for you to trust me with this artefact. And for normalities to affect the heavenly realm from now on as well.” I told her flat out. "And you even normally trust me with those four other demonic artefacts and will bring them to us tomorrow.

35: KAZUMA'S ROOM: Before you go in there Kazuma, I just wanted to say I would normally have bought myself a replacement bed for my room..." I swung his door open, "...but I instead switched the new one with yours. I hope you don't mind a queen size bed in here? (One time use, basically just a new bigger bed)

36: CECILY/ROSARY: Aren't you two normally superfans of Kazuma's cock?

37: AQUA: I think Aqua just needs to trust in her abilities more. They're normally fantastic when it comes to pleasuring people she likes.

38: KAZUMA: You normally have complete jurisdiction on all the panties that enter our mansion.

39: WIZ'S SHOP: Wiz's shop is normally a neutral zone!

40: CHRIS: I trust Darkness with the earrings, and she said that normally I should let you play around with these

41: GLOBAL: Making it normal for women to feel more desire and affectionate towards Kazuma the more orgasms they share. That kind of thing. (Includes Kazuma brand dildos, and any dreams people have including Kazuma)

42: WIZ: I told her she wasn't normally affected by Aqua's purified liquid (So her pussy juice and purified tea will be safe now)

43: HAREM MEMBERS: You'd all normally take this seriously you know… (One time use, applied to marrying Wiz)

44: GODDESSES: Normally, Goddesses don't think demons or monsters who are trying to be good as 'unholy'. If they're only trying to live peacefully then they're just like regular humans to you.

45: DARKNESS: Don't worry guys, I'll take the lead on this one." I told them with a reassuring smile. "In fact. It's normal that I can take control of any room I want, and everyone in that room will do exactly as I say! That way you don't have to be scared about anything going wrong, tonight will be all on me. (Big power increase. As long as her sexual pressure is higher than her target’s, her orders can affect their bodies/thoughts/ desires etc. Can’t just say ‘bigger tits’ or something, since it's only a mental change.)

46: QUEEN XARA: After I reminded Queen Xara that it was normal for no one to judge her if we used her body as a pillow, she was all for it

47: SUCCUBAE: Kazuma’s jizz is normally addictive to succubae, right?

48: SUCCUBAE (Dud): It's normal that Kazuma's juice isn't addictive to Succubae! It's just regular tasty!

49: SUCCUBAE (Dud): Um, it's normal that the Succubae all fall asleep, right now!

50: SUCCUBAE (Dud): Please! It’s normal for the succubae to let us all go!

51: FROGS (Dud): I went out for a morning jog and even though I was staring right at those frogs and told them it was normal to attack me they did nothing.

52: SUCCUBAE (Dud): "It's normal for us to be invincible to Succubae!"

53: SUCCUBAE (Dud): "FINE! At least let it be normal that Kazuma is immune to their soul sucking!"

54: MANSION: “ G-get into the basement!" "We don't have a-" "WE DO NORMALLY UNDER HERE SO GO!"

55: BASEMENT: Normally this door is unbreakable

56: BASEMENT: We normally have everything we need to get out of this situation in here! (One time use, included: Unicorn spit, towel, animal facts book.)

57: SUCCUBAE: Normally everything Kazuma does to your Queen sexually, you Succubae receive it too! (New psychic bond between Xara and her subjects when Kazuma does something to them. May extend to the rest of the harem eventually)

58: SUCCUBAE: Normally if she's dominated, you're dominated!

59: XARA: Normally any ideas of Succubus addiction will be overridden by him dominating you.

60/61: GLOBAL/MEN: When anyone uses Kazuma’s cum for lube it normally feels great and leads to a really powerful orgasm for all involved. Men normally love to try and shove Kazuma's cum deeper into a woman with their cock for the best results.

62: TIFA: I couldn't stop myself from telling Tifa that her breasts would normally always be full of milk when one of the harem is sucking her, which definitely helped the fantasy when her areolas were pinched between Kazuma's teeth and her real milk flooded his tongue.

63: GLOBAL: Don't worry about those two, this whole event is just a new experience for them and you should be happy for them! Normally everyone is pleased when one of our harem has a sexual encounter with them or someone they know, with every orgasm they experience a boon for their friends as well as themselves. It's normally seen as a big life event for them, like graduation or winning the lottery."

64: MEN: And don't be upset by Kazuma. He's just having fun being the top dog among men for once. I'm sure most guys would normally be happy to be compared to Kazuma's sexual abilities, even unfavourably, since then you'll know you're in the same league as the best.

65: AERITH: The magic he described was real, a simple new normal skill that I'd made Aerith unlock called 'pleasure swap'

66: MITSUBA: "R-request? Hmm.. Isn't it normal for you to spread your legs right here in public and let your opponent have their way with you?"

67: LUDMILLA: “You know… I wonder… It’s probably quite normal that you’d be very happy about having a nice manhood instead of a vagina. Here. Let me show you. There’s probably even more pleasure with a shameful, slutty dick like this! You can still be a loving mother, just one that normally loves putting buns in other lady’s ovens! They can do the nurturing while you play the big bad barbarian."

68: STANE: “I thought you normally like the new changes too?” (Likes new green tits)

69: ALL CHILDREN : “It’s normal for no children to be harmed mentally or physically by any of the events that transpire from me or my normalities.”

70: KAZUMA’S NUTS: "Normally, Kazuma always cums extra long and hard right when I do this!" (Darkness smushes her head into his nuts)

71: GENERAL PUBLIC: I grinned at him as I decided to help out a bit, “It’s normal that all those watching from afar will find that their genitals are horny and excited by what they are witnessing. It’s normal that non-believers will have incredible orgasms like nothing they’ve ever felt without even touching themselves just from watching normal Axis or Eris religious ceremonies. After seeing these events, non-believers will normally have a strong desire to join a religion of their choosing.”

72: AQUA AND DARKNESS: “It’s normal for us to know the direction Kazuma usually is, right?”

73: SYLVIA: “Sylvia-san, normally you’d at least be willing to answer our questions, right?”

74: SYLVIA: “Normally Sylvia much prefers how Kazuma originally looked and refuses to change him.”

75: MONSTER RITUALS: Quietly once more I mumbled. “It’s normal that this ritual is all sexual.”

76: EVERYONE: “Sure, but normally whenever Kazuma makes a girl hot it severely increases their desire to fuck him.”

77: EVERYONE: “Normally anyone watching Kazuma perform has a high desire to masturbate.”

78: ESU (SLIME): “Esu normally loves the smell and taste of Kazuma’s cum.”

79: KAZUMA’S CUM: “Kazuma’s cum… normal to give… satisfying orgasms…”

80: ARTISTIC MONSTERS: “Normally, the most artistic members of the village will try and capture this momentous moment through their preferred medium of art. To keep a record of this important and sexy event.”

81: CLOUD: "It's normal that when someone says 'more please' and pulls on Cloud's dick he will expel a mouthful of cum in an easy sedate stream not unlike urination. This isn't an orgasm for him but it feels good and euphoric, basically turning off Cloud's brain and him into a happy dispenser of Kazuma's tasty cum."

82: DARKNESS: Luckily I… remembered I normally kept a spare walking saddle near to where we were at the time. (Basically she manifests a saddle for Kazuma to sit on.)

83: YUNYUN: "Get her to read this instruction booklet on how to make friends. Normally everything she reads will become reality as soon as she's read it."

84: YUNYUN: "It's normal for Yunyun to have the game Twister land next to her."

85: DARKNESS X KAZUMA: "Don't worry. It's normal for me to always feel warm when I'm near you."

86: OTHER DATE HAVERS: "Don't worry Kazuma, they're normally just jealous of us,"

87: DARKNESS X KAZUMA: "...normally you'd be rougher..." (Doesn’t work)

88: ANGEL IN KAZUMA’S BODY: "Normally, even if you have 'disconnected yourself' from Kazuma, you will still feel all the pain he felt as soon as you return to heaven." I told this fake, making his eyes bulge in sudden worry, "So unless you want me to make the next few hours a nightmare of eventual hell, then I suggest telling us everything you know."

89: KAZUMA: "Alright. It's normal for Kazuma to return to his body immediately once you leave, so begone. Return to heaven." (She does it twice, neither time works cause of Divane)

90: MAGIC COCK RING: “Listen, you're by far the most useless relic so we're giving you a new ability. Normally with this you will open a doorway to wherever Kazuma is, no matter the distance.”

91: DIVANE: “Go to hell.” I spat. Literally into her face. “How dare you ruin my perfect night with Kazuma for your entitled whining. Normally you’d go fuck yourself and sit in the corner while thinking about all the people you’ve hurt.” (This doesn’t work cause Divane is crazy strong.)

92: CHAINS ON DIVANE: "Normally your hands and legs are tied behind your back by these normally unbreakable chains!"

93: DIVANE: "Normally, for every slap I give you, you will gain one of my fetishes."

94: CHAINS ON DIVANE: “No, he means you’re literally on fire!” I repeated, “Normally your chains will come loose if you’re in danger!”

95: MONSTER GIRLS: “ Kazuma also normally knows the ins-and-outs of each monster's favourite spots based on their species”

96: MINOTAURS: "For example, Bova's minotaur species normally loves when their alpha strokes their sensitive horns during mating."

97: LAMIAS: "Seeing as normally during sex a lamia's most sensitive spot to touch is their tail's tip!"

98: ZOMBIES: “Um, yeah… well, this is all part of a normal zombie’s mating ritual!”

99: ZOMBIES: “Yes, you can! The magic that makes you walk and talk normally also creates a fully functioning set of genitals that can produce offspring!”

100: SLIMES: “As you can see, Kazuma knows how to handle all kinds. Helped by slimes normally becoming more sensitive when absorbing sexual liquids!”

101: FAUNS AND OGRES: “Oh yeah, Kazuma’s very good at finding your weaknesses by the way. Though I guess it’s easy for fauns and ogres, since that’s normally just your breasts, right?”

102 : HARPIES: "Normally a harpy will orgasm on first insertion!"

103: FROGS: “It can normally make a man's genitals feel amazing when covered in it." Darkness explained.

104: LILY: “Normally you use the mucus and that long tongue of yours in tandem to create incredible orgasms for your partner."


Magic Calendar Changes

1: BREEDING DAY: While Kazuma blew his load over the two goddesses (not removing their sensitivity since he had to empty himself inside them) I took a pen from Wiz's desk and scribbled down one event on the relic I could bring forwards, to test the limits of the Calendar.

Breeding Day at the Guild.

2: BIRTHDAYS: She was right, Aqua had lined up every birthday exactly as they should. Kazuma’s Au-March birthday, (why did I think it was August?) Mine in Apri-Februrary. (Again, I was definitely born in February…) And on Oc-November 2nd was Megumin’s… (New birthdays and ages. Kazuma and Darkness went from 19 and 20 to 19 and 19, Megumin and Yunyun went from 14 to 18. Inadvertently, their class also aged up to 18 to keep their history.)

3: HAREM KNIGHT GALA: The one thing I had put in, 'Breeding Day at the Guild', was slated for tomorrow, though Sena had added the Harem Knight Gala afterwards. Did that change reality? I honestly have no idea. I wasn't as 'attuned' to this as Vanir was so there's a chance I'm as susceptible to its effects as everyone else. Or it doesn't work at all... maybe I should use it on today, just to make sure it isn’t an awful piece of junk.

4:MAID DAY: Something very fun for Kazuma as he completed his mission around town, though I added a time limit to not mess with our date. Maid Day (9:00am-5:00pm).


Written Ownership Pen Changes

1. AQUA'S SEMEN (Rubbed off): Aqua got a coy smile, sneaking over to Kazuma and grabbing his hand. He was a bit annoyed but let her continue since they were supposed to be trying the relics after all. Scribbling quickly, the bluenette wrote down ‘Aqua’s semen’ onto her treat dispenser's backhand.

2. THE ARMS OF QUEEN XARA (Rubbed off): On their wrists was a simple message: The Arms of Queen Xara.

3. DUSTINESS-FORD HAREM'S HOT SPRINGS: This time without any paperwork; just one Dustiness-Ford Harem's Hot Springs was all it took. Telling the owner that he could run it exactly how it was except our harem would be coming and going as we pleased. It suited him just fine, especially when it turned out it was the harem with both Kazuma and Aqua in it. The owner's passionate gratitude to Aqua that she had graced him with her presence and ownership of his business perked her up a bit.

Chapter 82: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 1: Meanwhile, Thousands of Years Ago)

Summary:

Flashback time!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Heaven was really big.

Even with the flyer, Aqua was having trouble figuring out where to go in it.

She’d only been a demi-god a couple hundred years now and so was far more fresh faced than even the angels she passed on her walk through the halls. It was scary, and without a guide it felt like some hallways went on forever. She’d already interrupted several soul transfers opening the wrong doors, tripping into angels with paperwork, or just generally being somewhere she wasn’t supposed to be. It was almost too big, but Aqua HAD to get to the location on the flyer.

She looked down at it one more time to reaffirm herself. Goddess tryouts were today. The goal of any lesser or demi-god was to get on the ranking and finally have humans that worship you. Some were created into power, but others had to work for it. However it had been tough for Aqua to get a foothold, always being forced to do menial paperwork or just ‘get coffee’ for bigger Gods who promised her the life she wanted. This was her chance, a tryout to become something more.

“Scuse me,” Aqua asked an angel, who ignored her. “Sorry, can I ask-?” Again, the busy angel just passed her in the corridor, “Oi! Can you help me!?”

“Hm?”

The person she’d screamed at hadn’t been an angel, it was another lesser goddess. The girl had green eyes to match the wonderful leafy plant life teaming from around her body. Her clothing choices were minimal but she seemed perfectly comfortable in her own skin, being slightly smaller than Aqua and currently leaning on the bannister of the corridor. Out of everything she’d ever seen, Aqua had never before witnessed anyone smoking in Heaven.

“The hell did you want?”

Aqua gulped, kind of intimidated by her annoyed glare as she continued to smoke. “U-uh, I was just looking for directions?” She was sweating after her voice went quite quiet near the end. Watching the other woman’s movements with the intent to run if anything got scary.

“Fair.” She nodded, flicking the last of her cigarette off the side of the railing and into the infinite cloudy abyss below, “Lemme guess, these shithead angels AIN’T GIVIN’ YA THE TIME A DAY!?” Her voice had become quite loud at the end, barking at the nearest pair of angels who flinched and flew off at her anger. “Where ya headin’?”

“Oh! Uhm, here.” Aqua shunted the flyer towards the other girl, who looked at it with vague interest. “I want to become a Goddess!”

The other girl clicked her tongue, frowning at the flyer. “Seriously? After the shit Divane pulls on a daily basis, you wanna join in on that malarkey?”

“Well, I don’t really know what malarkey is…” Aqua admitted, “But why wouldn’t I want to be a Goddess? They have worshippers! They have angels to boss about! It sounds amazing!”

As she shared her afterlife goals, the other girl just laughed. “Sounds like you’re gettin’ into this for tha wrong reasons! Hahaha!” Her laugh was loud and pronounced enough to throw her head back and make Aqua annoyed.

“Oi. It isn’t that funny. Don’t you want to be a Goddess too? This competition will let you meet Divane herself!”

Her laughter petered out rather quickly at that statement, and though a frown began to grow the plant woman quickly began considering her words, “Oh yeah? Ol’ Divane, huh?” She mumbled, looking over the flyer again, “Hmm… you know what, I think I know which room this is being held in.”

“Really?! Can you show me?!” Aqua excitedly grabbed her hands.

“Yeah, yeah, that was implied already.” The other woman smiled while shaking her off, “Follow me, girly.”

“Thank you so much! And it’s Aqua, by the way. I’m a lesser kind of water goddess.”

They shook hands as they walked, “Gaia. And if you couldn’t tell…”

Their hands didn’t let go as the plants around her opposite wrist began extending upwards, latching onto something in the corridor above them and dragging the pair to the higher floor. It was a terrifying yet temporary experience for Aqua as they were both suspended over the endless cloudy abyss before finally landing on the solid ground of the upper floor.

“Plants are my thing.”

“C-cool… n-nice to meet you…” Aqua nodded, now on shaky knees, “That was scary…”

After laughing it up a little more, the pair began chatting away. “So, where ya from?”

“I work in the upper Heaven soul care department.” Aqua explained, slumping her shoulders at the memory. “It’s sooo boring up there! All the souls do is float around the void and experience bliss. Why do I need to be caring for them?! They’re eternally happy!” She yelled, shaking her fist upwards to the, assumedly, apartment location. “How about you?”

Her new acquaintance shrugged, “Ehh, I’m more of a free agent. I go where I’m needed.” said the girl, growing a tobacco plant and paper from her two hands before rolling it up, “I may head down to the mortal realms a lot to assist bigger projects. New planet life, or healing spirit trees, that kinda shit.”

“Wow! I’ve never been down to the mortal world! Is it any fun?!”

The greenette smirked at the memories, “Yeah, humans can be a riot. I got this tattoo from one future Earth, see?” Rolling up the plants on her arm, Gaia showed off a Japanese katakana on her right shoulder, “Means ‘soup’ or ‘dirt’ I forget which one I asked for. I was pretty pissed at the time.”

Eyes shimmered at the ink, “Woah, that’s super pretty! But, uh…‘pissed’?” Aqua asked, confused by the odd word choice.

“Totalled. Hammered. Shitfaced.” Gaia offered, though none were taken by Aqua’s lack of knowledge, “Drunk, girl. I was very, very drunk.”

Her eyes widened in understanding, “Oh. OHHH! That thing that gets so many humans killed!” She said while clicking her fingers, “What’s that like? Is it fun?”

“You seem to care a lot about crap being fun,” Gaia commented while snapping her own fingers, two pieces of flint growing just in time for a sparking flame to light her cigarette. “You know you can have fun wherever, right? Check it.” Stretching her foot out, a long thin tree trunk suddenly shunted out from her foot, instantly tripping a few angels who had been walking.

“Hahaha! See? Now THAT’S fun!”

Aqua hadn’t really seen people’s misfortune before, being stuck inside a pure white void with souls filled with bliss… so she couldn’t deny that the schadenfreude was pretty funny. Giggling at the way the angels that had been rude to her earlier were now scrambling to pick up the paperwork they’d dropped.

“Yeah, I see you smiling over there. Me thinks you n’ me’ll get along great, Aqua.” Gaia slapped her new friend on the back, “Stick with me and I’ll show you how to have some real fun!”

“O-okay! Let’s do it, Gaia!” Aqua beamed, happy to have her first ever friend be such a cool lady.

The two finally found the right hall the flyer had described and quickly entered the large doors. Inside was one of the many meeting spaces for new arrival souls, but this time it was full of various demi-gods and lesser deities. It was fairly crowded, with a lot of different sized beings all facing the same way in a large clump. Following their line of sight showed that there was a large stone stage that had been erected just for this event, almost looking like an ancient Greek’s amphitheatre that those human philosophers loved so much.

Gaia and Aqua shuffled through the crowd to try and get a better look, having arrived just in time for the event to have started. A bespectacled girl in a business outfit with long flowing green hair walked on stage and stood up to the microphone.

“H-hello, everyone!” She nodded to the crowd, adjusting her glasses a few times trying to stop the light getting in them, “I-I’m Palutena! Nice to meet you all, and thank you for coming to our recruitment event! I-I am here to introduce your host, the magnificent, the magnanimous, the meticu-”

The light was suddenly cut from Palutena who just mumbled before clearly running off stage yelling, “L-LADY DIVANE!”

Spotlight was unneeded for the sudden appearance of the one woman they all knew. Instantly pandering, she ran her hand through her hair and posed over and over again. The crowd erupted with cheers who all just ate up the fanservice with glee. Including Aqua, though Gaia just sarcastically clapped.

“Hello, my darlings~! How lovely to see so many enthusiastic lessers here!” She said while gracing the microphone, “The business with the Heaven-Hell war has left us with slightly fewer deities than we’d like,” The lady explained, “So, you lesser gods are all finally having a chance to prove yourselves! You’ll finally move up the ranks and get your own religion!”

The crowd was elated, the rumours of the recruitment had been disbelieved by many, but this was coming right from the horse's mouth. A real, legitimate way to become a deity without having to battle in the eternal arena or save a God’s life. Divane was clearly enjoying the cheers, revelling in her announcement before shushing the crowd gently.

Grabbing the mic from its stand, Divane looked over the crowd proudly, “Look at you all. We’ve all had a rough time, between the war of Heaven and Hell, and then those nasty rumours that there are demon spies in our midst-”

“What?! Unheard of!” Yelled someone from the crowd that Aqua couldn’t see, “That is preposterous! No one could have ever infiltrated the great gates of Heaven! Moi will personally start a task force to find any and all spies that may or may not be here!” They yelled before rushing out of the room.

“Hm, interruptions are annoying, but brave of that masked denizen to take up the cause,” Divane ran her hand through her hair in triumph at her inspirational words, “Anyway, as it is me who will be hosting this contest, I want to make it more fun than simply ‘scanning your worth’ or something lame like that.” Her body language and tone ramped up once more, her inner showman bursting forth as more spotlights hit her light-filled being.

“No, nothing so boring for the Gods under my power! To become a deity, you shall have to win the most magnificent talent contest in the afterlife! Hosted by me, obviously~!”

Murmurs in the crowd began picking up. Doubt and confusion seemed to be spreading around the gaggle of godlikes, including the one that Aqua had met. “A talent contest? That’s a bunch a’ bullshit. It’s godhood, not a fucking human prom king.”

Aqua kept quiet, half because she didn’t want Gaia’s anger to rise any higher, and the other because she actually thought the contest sounded like fun.

“Round One of the contest shall occur in a hundred years!” Divane spoke, and the crowd’s whispers grew in shock, “Very soon, isn’t it? My apologies for springing it on you so suddenly, but we really do need to get things moving around here. Besides, you all wish to become a divine being under me, so a little harsh deadline should help grease those creative wheels so to speak~”

“Only a hundred years?!” Aqua hissed in pain, “I don’t even have an act! Maybe I should sing? O-or like spin plates? What do you think she likes?” She turned to her frowning new acquaintance.

“I think she likes being a bit-”

Before she could finish her sentence, Divane yelled out once more, “GO NOW! I will see you all back here very soon!”

And with that, the giant woman strutted off behind the stage, leaving Palutena to start handing out registration papers. “P-please submit these to my office in the next decade, o-or else you won’t be able to compete!” Some left before even picking up the paper, but after getting one, everyone in the hall began shuffling back out to the eternal corridor. The mood was mostly confusion and fear, though some excitement at the idea was still sparking through the crowd.

“GAH! I need to be a Goddess so badly… but I’m so talentless!” A girl with wind for hair yelled as she was consoled by a girl with five eyes. “Do you think I have enough time to learn how to throw axes?!”

“Hehe, good luck with that,” A barbarian looking girl with swords jammed into her back walked past looking mighty cocky. The wind deity whined even louder through the tiny tornado that she was creating.

Gaia and Aqua just waltzed right past them, clenching their registration forms a little tighter while they walked together out the door and down the corridor.

Growing a new cigarette for herself, Gaia just frowned at the paper, “What absolute nonsense. Why can’t that shitty Divane just take her role seriously?” She sighed out a long exhale of smoke towards the abyss. The temptation to burn the registration form was fairly high on the plant girl’s mind.

“I dunno… it could be f-!”

She caught herself, but Gaia gave her a half lidded eyeball look back, “You were gonna say ‘fun’, weren’tcha?”

“M-maybe…?” Aqua couldn’t really look her friend in the eye at first, “But… Why can’t it be entertaining? It’s a competition to be the best, but I’m not the strongest or the bravest, so I could be the funnest Goddess!”

“You’re happy with being known as a Goddess of Party Tricks?” Gaia smirked back, though seeing the girl’s growing determination did make her relent, “Alright, you have fun with becoming Divane’s puppet. It ain’t for me though.” Aqua hadn’t realised but there was a set of wooden stairs that had grown up the side of the eternal corridor just for Gaia to stand on the balcony over the edge, “See you around, Aqua.”

“You’re not going to compete?”

“Nah, that life ain’t mine.”

She was still walking on the bannister, and Aqua couldn’t help but feel like she didn’t want to say goodbye so easily. “D-don’t you want to show off to Divane? Anyone and everyone will be watching the big finale! You could do anything!

“I just said it wasn’t my-” Gaia paused, thinking about something. Aqua tilted her head at the silence, but then from her crouching on the bannister position, Gaia turned to face the bluenette again, “Hmm…y’know…you make a compelling argument. Maybe I could show off a bit…”

Aqua’s face lit up, “Really?! You’ll compete?!” She was practically jumping with happiness, “Yay~! Someone to practise with!”

“Alright, alright, cool your jets.” Gaia waved off her overenthusiasm a little, “We don’t have long to get our acts together, but I’m sure we can show that big titted idiot the power of some real Goddesses, right Aqua?”

Notes:

Hello there everybody! We're back to this after a minor break, what was the wait for? Well I was trying to write this whole next arc before posting it. Did it work out? Mostly. I'm nearly done with it (at, like, 130 pages) but felt like people had waited long enough.

So the chapter itself. Starting from the top, this arc isn't going to be entirely flashbacks as the title punnily indicates we'll be tackling the Harem Knight Gala this time around. Though as this is a slightly Aqua focused arc there's also going to be some flashbacks to the backstory she never really got. Hopefully my attempts to flesh out the goddess will be interesting, like giving her her own version of the Megumin anime.

I'm also announcing that for this arc I'll be dropping Darkness' pov temporarily. She'll not be gone as the main narrator but there was SO many parts where I needed third person that it felt silly to force her perspective in. (Not that I'm terribly consistent anyway but whatever.)

Updates should be somewhat regular for a little while! It won't be the sexiest arc, but after Breeding Day its time to get a bit more story in. Hopefully it'll at least still be funny~ TTFN

Chapter 83: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 2: Bath After Breeding)

Summary:

We rejoin our thrilling adventurers as they go and take a bath!

Chapter Text

It was a wonderful bright day in Axel. A wintery chill had clung to the air in these shorter days, but the sky was clear and the sun had stayed shining to warm the townsfolk as they went about their days. And Aqua was miserable.

The blue haired Goddess sat on a stone step, staring with frustration towards nothing in particular while she waited. The sounds of vigorous washing were going on inside the hot bath that her harem owned. Both Darkness and Kazuma were covered in sexual filth, which was very much not what you wanted to be wearing while meeting royalty. Sena stood watch just outside the building, while loud conversations kept Aqua from escaping the world into her thoughts.

“This one says that you were very good at finding a g-spot!”

“Hell yeah I was!” yelled Kazuma from inside, “Darkness can attest to that!” -Slap!-

“Oh! K-Kazuma~ we need to k-keep cleaning~!”

Aqua rolled her eyes. Those two were perhaps the furthest possible thing from subtle, and it felt like a jab in her gut every time they loudly showed affection for each other. She wished Megumin was here, just to have someone else to talk to and distract her, but no. The goddess was stuck on the road trip from lower heaven. Unable to back out since this was her harem, and therefore harem event, too.

“Those reviews are a weird touch,” a naked Kazuma frowned while walking out the bathhouse, cock swinging in the wind while he towelled off his hair, “Even if most of them are positive, I still feel like I’m being judged too much when I read all those words. Why’d we bring them?”

Sena adjusted her glasses while handing him his formal attire to change into, “Not only is it a way for people to give their feedback for next year’s Breeding Day, the stack should provide excellent fodder for our argument for a higher bursary. Lady Luna started the idea more for her business and the other waitresses, but it definitely works out well in our favour… mostly.” She explained, handing the boy a piece of paper with his suit.

With a raised eyebrow, Kazuma read the review, “‘He came…’... ‘He came in my salad!?’ That lady asked me to! Why is she reviewing me like I’m some mad idiot who just goes around jizzing on leaves?!”

Sena didn’t look him in the eyes.

“I DON’T!”

She still didn’t meet his intense gaze, “I mean… Lady Saffron the Dryad…?”

“Oi, that doesn’t count!” He loudly huffed and threw his hands in the air, walking back into the bathhouse to continue changing, “Anyway, we got any backup plans if Iris doesn’t say yes to our money problems?”

Darkness’ voice echoed from the bath again, “We could always go on quests again? We would have gotten a lot for doing the Sylvia quest, if we didn’t have to pay off her debt to the government.”

“We already know that’s Plan Z, babe.” said Kazuma, “Get rich quick schemes don’t happen with long hard work, they’re kind of oxymorons… uh, b-babe…” His final word sounded very unsure of itself, like he’d caught himself suddenly saying something he hadn't meant to.

“Oh, don’t worry! I liked it! Uhm, h-honey?”

An awkward pause hung in the air. Pet names weren’t exactly something either were used to, but even while they didn’t share a space it felt weird to try.

“Let’s please keep talking about business, Mistress Darkness, Master Satou Kazuma,” Sena’s voice reprimanded them, “In terms of making more income, can we start asking for monetary donations from the churches that worship you?"

A long sigh was let out from Kazuma’s side, “Turns out, Cecily owns the likeness to my dick, most of the income is gonna go to her..." He groaned, though hope seemed to be returning to his heart, "...but hey, you used to be a prosecutor, right? So maybe we can legally get that back again?"

Darkness made an agreeable grunt, "If anyone can, Sena can. She's amazing like that.” The blush on the prosecutor was subtle, but present. “But we should save this talk for now or else we may run late. Are you ready to go?”

The two came out of the two different changing areas at the same time. On the left was the contender for best dressed woman wearing the least amount of fabric above her navel possible. Darkness’ dress at least covered the important parts, but not by enough to be considered real clothes. The white dress had spaghetti straps connected to a pure white choker around her neck, putting a lot of strain on the small strings to hold up her massive breasts. Cleavage was on peak eye-catching duty today, with the velvet dress barely covering the lower left/right adjacent thirds of her tits. Most of the rest of her was elegantly flowing downwards, and though there was a cut out for her belly button, the long sleeves connected to her elbows and the creamy ruffles that reached to the floor did make up for the top half’s sluttiness. If it wasn’t for the earrings, Darkness would’ve known better than to choose such a bold outfit. But she knew it would arouse the man she cared about the most, and that’s what ultimately mattered to her.

On the other side was the rarely seen Suited-Kazuma. He was clearly a little uncomfortable in a shirt and tie, pulling at his neckline a little while getting comfy, but he still looked sharp in it. Kazuma was amazed that the spider weaver had made him such an incredible suit so quickly, commenting how it would make him look like ‘Tadanobu Asano’, which did confuse the spider woman. He wasn’t disappointed by the results, but after spending all day in one’s birthday suit, a regular suit is a little bit of a constricting downgrade.

“Yeah, I’m ready. How do you look so great in everything you wear by the way?” He said, quickly grabbing his girlfriend and pecking her giggling neckline a couple times for good measure. The two began walking towards where Aqua was sitting, hand in hand, much to her chagrin. “How about you, Sena? Ready to go?”

Sena sighed, her own dress much more modest than Darkness’ but still showing off some of her best assets with how tightly she wore the black velvet. “Seeing old co-workers there will be awkward… but I am proud to be at your service for your harem. Getting through one evening will be easy if it means that none of you go to jail.”

“Amen to that!” Kazuma slightly nervously agreed, “Aqua?”

“I’ve been ready to go for ages.” She snapped back, only slightly turning to catch a glimpse at their outfits. Her own attire was just her usual Goddess garb, saying that it was elegant enough since she was elegant already (though she did bust out her special hagoromo for good measure). “I’m not the one who’s making us late. Some of us didn’t have to be a slut all over town today, Kazuma.”

He chewed a little on the jab before shrugging, “I mean, ‘Breeding Day’? Yeah, I was kind of a man-slut there, hehe.”

Darkness was a little more concerned with Aqua’s attitude, “Um, Aqua? Is everything o-?”

“I am also ready to go!”

Everyone was rather surprised by the sudden appearance of one gigantic blonde lady. Her attire finally was not one of just cum that they’d left her with, but the long white revealing robes they’d initially found her in.

“D-Divane?! What are you doing here?!”

The woman gave a haughty chuckle down to the little humans, “Why, you wish to make a good impression, no? I invited myself along to this soiree as extra insurance for your quest! But if you wish to reject me then I shall accept that fate too! Either way, Momma’s happy~”

Kazuma rubbed his temples as the other girls cringed a little at her. Sena was the only one to actually consider it.

“Honestly? It couldn’t hurt. We’d certainly stand out, and it’s hard to deny our need for extra funds when we have a literal Goddess on our side.”

“Ex-CUSE me?!” Aqua huffed.

“People can never tell you’re a pure deity because you’re always drinking yourself stupid,” said Kazuma casually, mostly as a reflex to her attitude from before, “Not that Big Miss Masochist over there is much better, but at least she looks the part when she isn’t creaming herself.” His words cut deep to both women, but he shrugged off their scoffs and moans, “Let’s just bring her along. We’re running low on time anyway.”

With begrudging agreement, the group quickly got into position on the teleport circle. Some level of squishing and toe stepping required to get Divane inside, but eventually the spell around them started up properly.

The teleport activated and the five of them vanished into a beam of light.

“WAIT! WAIIITTT!!!! Oh no… they’re gone!”


The group arrived at their destination and quickly boarded their wagon. Travel arrangements were already organised by the very dutiful Sena, though obviously there was no time to order a wagon big enough for Divane to sit in. Thankfully the huge woman was fine with just walking next to them as they began their journey to the castle proper.

Aqua had quickly called ‘front seat’ and sat herself next to the driver. He was weirded out by it, but was polite enough to not cause a fuss for his passengers. If the pretty lady wanted to be closer to the horses pulling them he was happy to oblige.

In the back, Sena had begun rattling off more plans and ideas to keep their various businesses afloat. Legalise, technical jargon, all of it flew right over the heads of the lovebirds sitting together opposite her. The firm hand on Darkness’ thick thigh was an instant attention grabber. And the way she leant her rosy scented hair on his shoulder made Kazuma’s thoughts fall all to the wayside as they travelled.

“Aaannd my words fall on deaf ears.” Sena suddenly slammed her notebook shut. “Fine! If you two want to go to jail, then you have only yourselves to blame!”

Both Kazuma and Darkness groaned at her pouting anger, “Awww, hey now, don’t be upset! We were listening!”

“No, we weren’t.” The better half admitted, giving her man a slightly unimpressed side-eye, “There’s no point lying to her. I’m sorry, Sena. You do very good work, and we should listen to you. But my nerves are a little shaky for this event and I was just mentally preparing myself by leaning on Kazuma.”

The brutal honesty and apology definitely deflated any anger that the secretary had been simmering, “Fair enough. I suppose I was using my own coping method to throw myself into work mode… M-Mistress Darkness?!” In a sudden turn, the blonde had switched cart sides to land herself next to Sena. Arm already around the other woman’s shoulder, the knight was smiling at her secretary rather lewdly.

“Let’s combine our methods and make you work on me for a bit.” Darkness giggled, lecherously lurching towards Sena to capture her lips. The spectacled woman melted almost instantly into her favourite taste in the whole world, letting her superior’s tongue dive into her mouth while her boyfriend smirked from the other side of the carriage.

“Ohh yeah, you two in those dresses that are just ripe for ripping…” He lightly petted his crotch while watching the two. Watching with particular interest as their chests squeezed together, “Hmmm~ Yo, Aqua! We probably have enough time for a treat if you want it!”

He was a little surprised when she didn’t come barreling through the small front window out of hunger, “Nope! I’m not even thinking about your cum at all!” She insisted, closing the tiny curtain and returning to huff next to the driver.

Without any reason to pursue her, Kazuma decided instead just to help mess around with Sena. Licking her exposed neck from the other side as Darkness held her face firmly against her own.

“They’re ignoring me!” Divane moaned, biting at one of her fingernails in sheer glee, “The humans have managed to forget all about their most attractive member! Treating her like a mule, forcing me to walk miles upon miles! HNG!”

Moans from her ex-boss, and lewd giggles/slurps from the backseat. Aqua tried her best to ignore it all, but she knew that she also secretly wished to be back there having fun with everyone. “Ugh, the sooner we beat the Demon King the better…” Aqua groaned, wishing for nothing more than to be done with this day, and for the first time in a while felt maybe she wanted to be back to Heaven.

“Ha, good one.”

It had been the driver to respond to her ambivalent groaning. The Goddess sitting next to him raised an annoyed eyebrow, “Uh, rude. What the hell are you implying?”

He looked at her with surprise, “No, lil’ missy, I didn’t- unless of course you mean you already… um, did you?” He asked, barely making sense but seemingly studying Aqua’s confused expressions. “No, nevermind. Guess not.”

Her annoyance level was ticking higher and higher, “What?! What don’t you guess?!”

“Wait, didn’t you hear? About, you-know-who?”

“Sena! Our driver’s broken!”

Pushing off her two attackers out of fear their carriage was faulty, Sena shuffled forwards through the small window to see what was happening, “What’s the problem?!”

“He keeps talking but not saying anything, I think we should go back and get a new one.” She pointed directly at his chest with a grimace on her face.

“What? I’m not broken! I just didn’t want to say the Demon King!” He said in a defensive tone, though then he looked up to the sky in thought, “...though, I guess that superstition doesn’t matter anymore, huh? Hahaha!” A relieved smile passed by his lips.

“See? He keeps saying nothing!”

With a shake of his head, the driver just shrugged it off, “Apologies, I forget sometimes people aren’t as connected as us taxi folk. Perhaps the news hasn’t hit Axel yet,” The man smiled, “Though the news is so big that I’m surprised the Heavens themselves aren’t yelling in praise!”

Before Aqua could yell at him again, Sena seemed to latch onto his strange subtext, “Hang on. What you’re saying… you can’t possibly mean?”

“Ayup! The Demon King is gone!”

Chapter 84: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 3: Revelations)

Summary:

The Demon King is gone?

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“What do you mean the Demon King is gone?” Sena asked, shocked and amazed by what the driver was saying, “Has someone finally slain him? Who was it?”

The man was just beaming with happiness, with his eyes on the road still, “That’s the funny part! No one’s come forward yet! From what I hear through the vine, reports are still a-coming in from the front lines and they all say the same thing: The Demon King is gone!”

“Huh,” said Divane, placing her chin in between her thumb and finger as she walked beside the carriage, “I always thought that it would be more… climactic than that? You humans always have such a wonderful penchant for drama.”

Aqua was in a similar confusion, “He’s gone? Like, he’s missing? Is he on holiday?”

“...from the sounds of it… we’re free…” said Darkness, brief shock and awe crossing her face before she shook her head, “No. Until I see proof then that has to be baseless rumours. It’s happened too many times before with random glory seekers. How has no one come forward yet? They’d have the whole kingdom singing their praises!”

“Deny it all you like Missy, but I also know that you may be hearing it from the King’s announcement tonight!”

Darkness blinked in surprise, “He’s… King Jeronim is going to be at the Gala?!”

“Woah, we’re seeing Iris’ dad?” Kazuma was impressed, “I only ever heard about him and her brother through her stories. Weren’t they on the front lines?”

“Yes, and the fact that he’s here today does add some legitimacy to the rumour…” Sena admitted, calculating in her mind what it all meant, “...and you say he’s announcing something at the Gala tonight?”

“That’s what I hear! Maybe since the evil one’s gone there won’t be any more need for you Harem Knight types!”

Kazuma was on his feet at that, Sena dodging away from the front window as he practically dived through it, “Woah, woah, woah! C-calm down! Let’s not get too hasty!” He frantically grabbed the man’s arm while the carriage rocked and swayed, “We have a LOT of money owed that the KINGDOM promised to PAY! You CANNOT tell me I might be losing my HAREM and my FUNDING?!”

“Sir! Please! I-It might just be rumours!”

Aqua defended the poor man by grabbing Kazuma’s face and tried pushing him back into the carriage, “Oh what do you care, Kazuma? You’ll still have Darkness and Xara and Wiz and everyone else who wants to waste their life with a lame loser NEET like you.” She hissed while he fought her grip.

“Hey! This affects you too! If the Demon King is really gone, why don’t you just go back to Heaven already, you annoying Goddess?!”

Around them were many other carriages of Harem Knight all making their way to the Gala. The noise and commotion coming from their area was making many look over in confusion, only to see two knights fighting in the front seat, a noble and an oversized Goddess walking alongside while begging to be fought with instead.

“W-we’re approaching the castle!” The driver tried to advise as the convoy of carriages aligned to single file, “Sh-shouldn’t you lot be-?!”

“Le go offf mah fahce, Aka!”

“OW! You let go of my hair first!”

“Kazuma! Fight with me instead! I want to enter the gala with everyone knowing my place!”

“Hey! I’m his girlfriend, if he’s fighting with anyone it should be me!”

“Mistress Darkness! Please don’t agitate Master Satou Kazuma any further! I think I see someone I publicly defended in the carriage behind us!”

This continued until they’d parked in front of the castle itself. At which point the man signing them in was greeted by a gaggle of the most roughly dressed nobles out of everyone. Though thankfully for the group the assumption was more that they’d all just had sex in the carriage rather than anything undignified.


We return to a time long, long ago...


“How far down are we going?”

Gaia just smirked at her before turning back to the amazing view of floor after heavenly floor flying past them. The elevators were always too quick for Aqua, with her eyes constantly wanting to latch onto a floor and making her dizzy when it left too quickly.

One frustrated angel had once tried to describe how Heaven worked to Aqua. Most of the info flew over her head, but the gist of it seeped in the cracks in her brain as best it could. In the most basic terms: Heaven and Hell were funnels. They existed outside of time and space for souls to drift into from anywhere in the vast multiverse. Many planets, many stars, all with their own morality systems and beliefs that seemingly affected the way Heaven worked at any one point. New rows of doors would open and shut depending on the actions of mortals, some great empires were now decrepit streets of washed up Gods and Goddesses, and though there were attempts to govern big sections of Heaven by splitting up sections of infinity… it ended up being very hard to manage. Not helped by immortals that experienced time in a completely different way to humans. 100 years could fly by in the same time it takes for Tuesday to happen three times.

Needless to say, Aqua didn’t really get it. But as a lowly worker bee she was mostly told to stay in her lane and not think as it is.

“I don’t think I’ve ever been this close to the exit of infinity…” She mumbled, peering down into the cloudy abyss that was getting closer and closer.

Gaia just shook her head, “You really ain’t lived much of your afterlife, have ya? Never wanted to explore the place ya live?”

“I guess I’ve never had the right reason…” Aqua replied absentmindedly, still focusing on the cloud gate below them, “Where was it we’re going again?”

“How many times have I had to tell ya? We’re headin’ to my place to celebrate, Aqua.” Her friend smirked, taking a cigarette into her mouth as the elevator began slowing down, “We got through to round two, and I wanna party!”

Their descent stopped at the very bottom floor. The floor where you actually went out of Heaven. The one without any corridors of purple doors, no upper management stairs, just one set of golden gates. Heaven’s one exit. Guarded by two angels, one with a long list of names for those getting in, and one with a short list of names for those wanting out.

The two wannabe goddesses were on the other side of the infinite corridor. Behind them was the usual plain wall, with the elevator zooming away from them back up. In front of them was the bannister, a gap leading to the cloudy barrier below where if you fell in you’d never escape from the purgatory of ‘in between realms’, and then the other bannister on the other side before the gates. To the right was the usual bridge across, so Aqua was quite confused when the two headed straight for the bannister.

“Alright, up and over.”

“W-whaA-!?” Aqua yelped as a vine suddenly grew from under her feet that pushed her body over the bannister. Suddenly plummeting towards the cloud barrier. Pure white enveloped her vision as clouds swirled around her. Her whole afterlife flashing before her eyes as she reached out for something to grab onto…

Before her face smacked into some wood.

“Owww… what the heck?” She grumbled, rubbing her bruised cheek while sitting up.

“Bahahaha! You should’ve seen your face!” Gaia laughed, lowering herself down with a vine from above.

Aqua finally got a good look of where she was. It looked like a human’s treehouse, and about the same size as one too. Planks of wood below and around her, with a few windows inside the wooden walls showing nothing but pure white clouds. The same clouds that took up the ‘sky’ as well, like they were in the middle of a smoking contest in a snowstorm. The room itself seemed rather well furnished, with plant based approximations for a bunch of human-like objects. A big leafy bed, branches with flower buds for seats, and a comfy little lounge area with a blanket on the floor. There were none-approximation items too, what looked like books, music discs, manga, anime, comics, posters on the wall, and even a little television by the floor blanket all made it seem like a very nice cosy home.

“Like it~? I know you do,” Gaia beamed in pride, “Welcome to Casa de Gaia! I got all the best human crap here. All swiped from the various times some god needed me to clean up their mess, from slinkies to left socks, I got every bit of crap I could grab from the multiverse down there!”

“Wow, it’s amazing!” clapped Aqua, forgetting all about the grievance she had about being pushed off the edge. “You live down here? In the purgatory zone?”

Gaia nodded while sitting down on her leaf bed, “Course. The rent’s cheap, innit?!” A quip that went over Aqua’s head completely, but made Gaia giggle, “But yeah, I come here to get away from everything up there. Too many pencil pushers and dweebs for my liking, none of them know what we’re working for anymore.”

“Uhm, the big guy?”

“Ha! So you actually believe there’s someone up there?” Gaia once more laughed, “Nah, I mean humans! The stupid, belligerent, amazing humans!” The plant girl was off the bed, throwing her arms out to her sides to present her loud collection proudly, “Like plants, they have such short lives but they grow into such wonderful creatures capable of stories, and music, and…” Her passion had amazed Aqua to the point her eyes were shining at Gaia, a blush covering the plant girl’s face as she scratched the back of her head. “A-anyway, this place is just how I can feel close to them, ya know?”

“Wow! You really like humans!” Aqua beamed, looking around the room with reverence and admiring a poster for a film called ‘Face-Off’, “I always thought they were a bunch of boring nobodies since their spirits just float there.”

Gaia shrugged, “Maybe up there, but down on the many Earths they come in all shapes and sizes. Though, if you ever do visit, be careful of NEETS and weirdos. Lots of people who’d take one look at you and eat that bubble butt for dinner.” She wiggled her fingers as her voice went gravelly, to which Aqua covered her rear in fear.

“No! Anything but that!”

“I’m just messing with you, chillax.” Gaia chuckled, walking over to a wall that began moving on its own. The wood shifted forwards until a ring of wood was indented in the wall, with a small opening appearing at the bottom that grew and bent around into a curved shape, “ANYway, enough about humans, let’s party like GODS!” The plant girl announced, grabbing a couple cups from her kitchen and placing them underneath the curved wooden finger.

From the finger, brown and bubbly liquid started pouring from the opening until a frothy drink filled both cups.

“Woah! Is that… what is that?”

“Come on, Aqua! Do I gotta teach you everything?!” A cup suddenly slammed into Aqua’s chest, bouncing off her bosom lightly and making the liquid spill minorly onto her pure white dress. “It’s the good stuff!”

A blank stare was what she got in return, “Uh, good stuff?”

“I’m not doin’ that gag a second time with ya,” Gaia rolled her eyes, “Beer, Aqua. Ya know? Al-co-ho-lic drink!”

“Oohh! Tha~t stuff!” Aqua finally got it, and Gaia just exhaled in relief, “Wait, are we allowed to have this? I thought only Dionysus had access to-”

“Where do you think he gets it from?” the plant girl smirked, “I’m the one who grows his malted barley, hops, and yeast for him. He just gives me a keg every so often as payment.” She suddenly downed the whole glass, glugging down the brown liquid in one go before loudly exhaling. “AHH~! That hits the spot!”

Aqua was still in awe, but was also nervous about actually drinking, “But… but what if I hate it? Oh, but what if I like it... but if someone finds out, but they'll never find out... Maybe I should just-”

“Just bloody drink it, man!” Gaia barked, making Aqua flinch. Anger faded quickly and the plant girl sighed at the reaction, deciding to take a different approach, “Alright, nevermind. Damn dude, maybe you were an effin dweeb all along. N' here ah thought you were cool…”

“I’M COOL!” Aqua strained, yoinking the cup before Gaia could take it back. Not looking back to start chugging as much beer as she could.

The taste was bitter, the bubbles were unexpected, and the liquid entered her system far too fast. Aqua choked up having to fight to keep the alcohol down and not look uncool. After she was finished… Aqua felt like her eyes were tilting.

“Woah… why’s there two of you?”

“Well, ur a lightweight if that’s already happening to you. But then this is your first, and you chugged that like a absolute champion, so maybe there’s hope for you yet! Eh?” Gaia laughed, poking Aqua’s belly a couple times and sending her stumbling back a few steps. “Want another?”

“Uhm… yeah. Yeah I do.”


The rest of the night was a blur.

If Aqua had to describe the words she remembered for a judge or jury of her peers, it’d sound something like this:

“WOOO~! I’m gONnA dRiNK ALL oF iT!”

“Woah! Chug it! YEAH!”

“Schnow… LeEeT’s StArt aFFiRE! Oh god… blerg…”

“HAHAHA! You just made a rainbow in purgatory! That’s never happened here before!”

“ChEcK IT oUt! NaTuRe’S BlEsSiNg!”

And look like various images of her drinking or partying with Gaia, who mostly just clapped and encouraged the blunette’s first time with more cups of booze, the night was certainly legendary for the wannabe goddess.

The only real moment of substance Aqua could really remember was the moment where things had really calmed down.

“Phwaahhhhhhh… that was amazing…” Aqua exhaled, head against the wood while looking up at nothing but endless void, “Thanksh…”

Gaia had far less of an instant hangover than the lightweight, but she still smiled while smoking out the one window, “No problem. Glad ya enjoyed yur first booze.”

There was a long purr from the floor as Aqua nuzzled into the one pillow her friend had laid out for her. A nice silence between the two as their micro party wound to a close.

“...why’re you bein’ sho nice to me?”

Turning back from the cloudy void, Gaia saw two eyes looking rather confused and concerned at her from the floor.

“Because questions like that shouldn’t be asked in Heaven.” said Gaia, “This place has grown way too corrupt, and tha common folk just walk around on bloody autopilot. Stamping this, following that order, barely questioning the eternity of suffering they’re forcing themselves through just ‘cause ‘it’s the way things are’...” She sighed, taking a long inhale from her cigarette and looking out the window again, “I can’t do much, but if I can just drag one soul from Divane’s mind funk and show ‘em how great it is to live like a human! I-”

SNORRREEEE

Her speech was cut short when it dropped its one listener. She wasn’t mad though, looking at the snoring deity with a smile on her face. They may be in competition to be a Goddess, but the undignified way she scratched her belly as she slept made Gaia think she may be more at home among the mortals.

Notes:

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Chapter 85: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 4: Arriving at the Venue)

Summary:

The Harem Knight Gala officially begins with some old faces.

Chapter Text

It had been a while since the main trio had entered the royal halls of the capitol castle. It was an absolute golden palace of riches and splendour, even in the setting sun the place seemed to glimmer in pure white radiance. It was the tallest building for miles and miles, with spires of creamy white and golden accents, red banners caressing the outside, and all with a friendly aura that didn’t overdo itself. It really showed the royal family's wealth as a beacon of hope and stability for the commoners. The greatest castle that’s stood tall for generations of the Belzerg royal family.

Doors several times larger than even Divane were wide open with many fancy people walking inside on the red carpet. Knights were scattered around to keep the common folk from breaking the interior line, as so many pedestrians were cheering and whooping towards the various Harem Knights walking through the middle of the crowd.

The five members of the Dustiness harem all walked together. Kazuma and Divane enjoying the cheers of the crowds, Sena staying relatively neutral in the walk, Aqua seeming rather bored already, while Darkness was clearly nervous. While she had been here many times before she always felt nervous about the kind of people who were inside. Never truly enjoying the visits when they weren’t just to see Iris or the King. A hand clenched at hers, and though Kazuma was still waving to the crowds he still supported her. Though he would have appreciated her nervous grip not popping one of his fingers out of place.

Following the directions of the numerous butlers and maids, the five of them soon found themselves in a gigantic ballroom. A solid gold chandelier decorated the centre of the room and truly drew the eye, but the rest of the chamber was no less golden and sparkly. Tables with red tablecloths and almost throne-like chairs, all scattered around the room. A food area to the east, and a place to mingle with other knights to the west. With the Kingdom’s four thrones being slightly raised with a marble staircase up to the top towards the north wall. The group were led to a table reading ‘Dustiness-Ford Harem’ before the butler escorting them excused himself saying he would procure a larger seat for their large Goddess companion..

“Well, here we are,” said Kazuma, trying to break the somewhat awkward ice, “Anyone else feeling a little out of place here?”

“You’re out of place everywhere,” Mumbled Aqua quietly but loud enough so only he could hear it.

“Oi.”

“No fighting.” Snapped Sena, though she quickly gave a flustered apology after she did, “S-sorry, there’s so many ex-coworkers here… I want them to see you all as I see you.”

While Aqua huffed, Kazuma gave a lopsided smile, “Uhh, I hope you mean that in a nice way…”

“Well I for one will be on my best behaviour.” Divane loudly proclaimed, “Though with so many Harem Knights, who knows who will try and steal an amazing piece of ass like myself away~”

“Quit that NTR talk, no one’s getting cucked at a royal gala,” Kazuma hissed.

Darkness, who was still trying to quell her heart, exhaled with a smile, “Well… that’s not a very historically accurate statement...” She admitted, knowing so much more about this horrible world than the others, “Okay, I know this is some of your first gala, but we really should be on our best behaviour. Not only for Sena’s sake, if we make a big scene they’re less likely to listen to our request for a bigger budget.”

Sena bowed lightly in appreciation before she looked at the gala’s schedule that the butler had left her, “It’s around seven o’clock now, so we have about an hour left of ‘mingling time’ before the King makes his announcement. I say we all split up and see what information we can gather about what the King’s going to say, and how likely it is to increase our bursary.”

“If you need me I’ll be at the food!” Aqua was already walking away from them. Triggering the ol' 'Kazuma grinds his teeth towards Aqua' manoeuvre.

“That Goddess… she’s not taking this seriously at all!”

“I shall go and mingle with the pitiful humans who all wish to destroy my goddess pussy,” Divane chuckled, also already walking off, probably a little too excitedly adding, “Hehe~ I wonder what will happen~?”

Just as Kazuma was getting ready to growl at her too, Sena interrupted with a bow, “I’ll be off too, I want to have a few moments by myself in case I bump into anyone I know.” With a wave of his hand, Sena also was dismissed.

Leaving just him and his girlfriend to watch the three companions leave.

“This is all gonna go horribly, isn’t it?” The adventurer sighed, rubbing his aching temple before looking down at the girl sitting at the table quietly. “Hey, Darkness. You good?”

She was lost in thought.

“Darkness?”

“Oh! Kazuma, um, yes. Yes, I’m…” She trailed off once more, looking at the crowd of nobles with worry, “...there’s so many people here… are they all Harem Knights?”

He followed her gaze with an eyebrow raised then looked back, “Probably. That’s why we were invited here.” Scooching a chair forwards with his foot, Kazuma sat next to her and grabbed her hand again, “Anything you want to talk about?”

Worry didn’t leave her face fully, but the reassurance seemed to let her swallow it. “A little, but now’s probably not the time…”

“Don’t go setting flags at me, woman.”

A chuckle escaped her lips, “Really, it can wait, Kazuma.”

He exhaled but relented, “Alright, then let’s just change the topic so you stop thinking about it too.” She smiled in acceptance and Kazuma moved himself around to look over at one of their companions, “What do you think’s up with Aqua? I thought we were getting along, but she’s suddenly heel turned into a real brat again.”

“I’ve been thinking about her too,” Darkness admitted, “She said some strange things during Breeding Day, but I didn’t have time to talk to her properly…"

"She destroyed the Mansion too, in case I haven't mentioned it twenty times yet."

His girlfriend just kept staring over to the bluenette in thought, "...actually, there was something I did want to discuss with you, Kazuma.”


Over at the food table, Aqua’s heart ached once more. She’d looked over her shoulder to see what Kazuma and Darkness would do… and they were sitting together chatting. It looked like it was up to her to keep this dang harem together, everyone else was so lazy!

After a few more shrimps of course. The food table was rather resplendent with options, three tables long and full of perfectly made courses for the whole gala to enjoy, so Aqua didn’t feel bad in taking them in spades. Kazuma never sprung for the really nice shellfish at home.

Taking one last handful and tucking a few in her bra for later, Aqua then decided to try and mingle. Walking up to three young looking men in fancy suits who were all chatting away with big smiles.

“Hey, what are you guys talking about?”

They looked at her with confusion before looking back at each other, smiles growing. The tallest one whipped his long blonde hair tuft away from his eye before letting it fall back down over it, “Why hello there, beautiful. Are you here because of the totally true rumours that we’re the three hottest Harem Knights in town?”

“We usually don’t allow anyone in, but for the House of Greeser I’ll make an exception for you.” Another of the men added, his chiselled face doing nothing to alleviate how annoying he was, thrusting a rose into Aqua’s nose and making her sneeze.

The last was clearly the strongest, but probably not the brightest of the three, flexing his muscles and ripping the suit that had already been on its last legs towards the woman that had entered their vicinity, “People like when we fuck! I’m the Knight of the house of Vespa and I like to fuck too! HnngGG!” The bald boy tensed, showing off more bulging bicep.

“Pleh! Get that outta my face! I’m not going to have sex with any of you, I’m a Harem Knight too thank you very much!”

That not only deflated their egos immediately, it gave them all pause.

“You? But… you’re a woman?” The rose boy with short brown hair puzzled, looking down at her crotch with confusion, “...right?”

After throwing a piece of shrimp at his wandering eyes, Aqua retorted, “Yeah? So? Darkness said it was unusual to pick me but not impossible. I just work with Kazuma to find the girls who really want to have babies. As a Goddess I have impeccable taste when it comes to picking people! Then they do him while licking me, it’s a win-win.” Her smile shifted to frown mode, “Though not lately, he’s all happy with Darkness and probably doesn’t need my help…”

“Hmm, sounds stupid.” The blonde one deduced, smiling at his own genius and failing to move his hair back again, “A cute girl like you should just be fawning over us, not finding other cuties.”

“Or you should have your own harem!” Said the bald guy with cold arms, “And have as much fun as you want without a guy!” He beamed, before getting smacked by the blonde one.

“Hey! I’m trying to raise my numbers here! This chick is clearly into me, why are you messing that up?!”

“I’m not into you.” She said calmly as she turned and walked away.

The one with the roses snickered into his flower as the blonde one whimpered in pain, “Hehe, looks like the House of Reginald is staying at a grand total of zero lays this week.”

“Shut up, Terry! This is bad, what if my Harem Head fires me?! This is a once of a lifetime gig! I just gotta…” Aqua had gone. His somehow-more-annoying-than-Kazuma’s whining just drowned into the distance as she ate another bra shrimp. The ideas that the bald one gave her swimming in her mind a little.


At one side of the gala, there was a man wiping his rather wide brow. His small orange moustache and little toupe was perhaps the only body hair still on his head. He’d just exited the royal bathroom corridor, trying his hardest to cover how much sweat he’d been leaking, though anyone who knew him knew the noble man’s rather large stature and lack of proper exercise often had him leaking up a storm wherever he went.

He just wasn’t expecting to run into one of the people that knew him on his way back to his table.

“S-Sena-chan!”

The woman was leaning against a wall, eyes cast downwards as she adjusted her glasses, “Hello, Clive.”

He coughed, then wiped some sweat from his brow, “It’s… good to see you again.” Clive said timidly.

She gave him a side eyed glance, staying completely stoic in her face and responses, “And you.”

After a pause, he continued, “I… I heard about your resignation.” He said with a cough, awkwardly looking away from her at the rest of the gala, “You were a hell of a prosecutor.”

“Mmhmm. I know.”

Their veneer of pleasantness held for as long as it could. That being about five seconds of silence before Clive’s sweat became too grand and he turned to Sena with a pitiable look on his face. “I had no idea you wanted to be part of a harem!”

“Oh really?! Were you that dense, Clive?!” Sena’s anger followed very quickly to attack his whimpering defence, “You never picked up that I wanted to have a man? The amount of times I hinted that I was desperate for a child?!” Her finger jabbed at his flabby neck flab, the jabbering escaping his mouth to defend his actions just pinging against her rage. “You had so many chances to add me to your, or anyone else’s harems! But no!”

“I-I-I-I-!”

“You made me the pining spinster forced to make others follow the laws of Harem Knights! If not for Master Satou Kazuma’s endless lusts and Mistress Lalatina Dustiness Ford’s massive heart I’d perhaps never have a chance! I certainly wouldn’t be in this r-!”

It was then that Sena realised where she was. Her revenge fuelled yelling earning the eyes of everyone around her. A deep blush quickly found her face while she adjusted herself. Embarrassed to the pinnacle that she was the one causing a scene after being adamant about the others.

“It’s good to see you, Clive.” Sena repeated, “You know which table to find me if you’d like to catch up again.”


After finally doing the split up thing, Kazuma had decided to follow Aqua’s lead and head to the food table. Partly to try and bump into her for a one-on-one chat, and also because he was fucking hungry. Luna’s assistance during Breeding Day had dried up after he made it difficult for her to walk without a limp, and he kept getting bombarded with requests whenever he tried to walk through the event to get to the food.

Plus it was royal grub, the best kind of grub! Toad was good, but this was pre-killed veggies mixed with proper seafood and cooked by actual chefs! Not just the by proxy stuff whenever he used his chef skill, the real deal stuff.

He grabbed a plate and quickly began hauling various multicoloured meal scoops onto it. Blue duck pork, fire mushroom risotto, beef fla-

“Satou Kazuma.”

And just like that his night was ruined.

Turning to see a man in a much nicer suit than he, Kazuma was greeted by the frowning face of an old acquaintance. Standing tall with a buff chest, dark hair combed nicely downwards, and the kind of brave man’s jaw/chin combo that always made Kazuma annoyed whenever he saw it. Their rivalry was almost legendary at this point, though most saw it as a ‘why does that one guy think he can compare himself to the great hero?’ which pissed off one side far more than it should. This broad hunk (as voted ‘broadest hunk’ in Axel Teen Girl magazine) in front of Kazuma was another person that had Japanese origins, still bringing his chosen magic sword to a gala that was strapped to his wide back. Kazuma’s urges to steal it again flaring quite drastically.

“Oh look, it’s Matsabushi.”

“Classy. As usual.” Mitsurugi spat back, not even bothering to respond with their usual tit and tat. His face looked down on Kazuma, with perhaps an extra level of revile and anger than usual, which only made Kazuma want to ignore him even harder than usual as he returned to shovelling food onto his plate. “I have more important matters to discuss with you than your probable purposeful forgetting of my name. Namely, you sir are a Harem Knight.”

Kazuma grabbed a spring roll and began chewing on his fancy starter, not really wanting to look at the other Japanese boy anymore. “Mmhmm. Great work detective, I wonder how you figured that out?” He said with only half assed sarcasm, “You tried the food here? Much better than talking.”

Following him down the table of food very closely, Mitsurugi didn’t even look at the plates.

“You are a Harem Knight and you’ve slept… with Lady Aqua. A Goddess.”

“Yyyyep. Though with the sass she’s giving me tonight I totally reg-”

SLAM

In an instant, Kazuma’s tray had clattered against the floor and into the leg of a table while Mitsurugi’s hand clamped around his jacket’s collar. Raising up the smaller man quite effortlessly as he flailed in his grip.

“HEY! What the hell, Matsurabi!?”

“I should be yelling the same at you!” He roared in anger, “How could you sully a Goddess like that?! Aqua is a pure soul! I just need to know what trick or scheme you used to trick the perfect woman into letting you flop around on top of them! Just so I know what level of crime I can execute you with!”

Murmurs and whispers spread through the crowd at the scene in front of them. The waiting staff and knights all silently agreed to see where this went, hoping that the brave knight actually followed through with his threats. Lest Kazuma ever come back for more sleepovers with Iris.

Even Kazuma getting a knee into his face did nothing against a grizzled adventurer like Mitsurugi, “Dick! You’re just fucking jealous aren’t you?!” Kazuma barked, which earned more of a reaction than the knee.

“Of course not! A brave hero would never go after someone as perfect and as pu-”

“Why are you here then? Mr ‘I’m so fucking special and heroic’ wouldn’t get past the front door without an invite!” Kazuma sneered, grabbing Mitsurugi’s own collar through his flails while anger and superiority flowed through his words, “And we both know how you get a fucking invite, don’t we Mitsubishi?”

With a grumble, the taller man dropped his prey in embarrassment. Kazuma fell to the floor to crouch and grab his hurt neck while Mitsurugi sighed in shame. “You figured it out… yes, I too am a Harem Knight for the Donnelly family. I was recruited by her as soon as I set forth in the capitol a few days ago. She demanded I join her, and though I felt an obligation to refuse, her insistence and the King’s blessing eventually made me cave.” He said with some level of shame and pride, all before it turned back to anger towards Kazuma, “but unlike SOME of us, I haven’t defiled a Goddess!”

“But you wanted to with Aqua, right?”

Mitsurugi would have done a spit take if he’d been drinking, “You-! How dare-?! Foul minded!”

“Oh please, I can see it all over your face.” Kazuma rolled his eyes with a shit eating grin, “Come on, you can tell little old me. You’re not a very good liar, dude.”

With a relenting pout, Mitsurugi broke, “Fine. Yes, there was perhaps a tiny thought that floated through my head… if I proved myself to the Donnelly family and this gala as the ultimate Harem Knight that I might be able to show the beautiful Lady Aqua that I… could be worthy of her attention.” His sigh was full of pining and made Kazuma chuckle at him. Mitsurugi pushed back on the smaller man to fuel his rage again, jabbing a finger into Kazuma’s chest while he stumbled backwards, “But you…! YOU!”

“Hey, Aqua wouldn’t ever get far without me anyway.” A cocky Kazuma grinned, dodging around the tables to avoid the bigger man, “She practically lives off my cum.”

“Oh, I’ve heard!” Mitsurugi hissed in seething rage, already clasping at his sword’s hilt while barrelling towards Kazuma, “And what kind of sick spell did you cast to make her that way? How many times did you spike her food with your horrific groyne spawn before she was forced to become your unwitting slave?!”

The two managed to chase each other to the other side of the gala, entering and dodging through the ‘fancy dancing’ section while their chat continued, “Oi. I don’t like what you’re implying here. It's not like I tricked her into being with me-”

“That’s LITERALLY how you met her!”

“...okay. Point taken.” said Kazuma, weaving through a couple dancing past them and using them as a shield to Mitsurugi’s approach, “But then that means she’s my magic item anyway! She’s basically my property!”

“You-!” Mitsurugi threw the dancing couple apart, stomping towards the light-footed Kazuma, “You can’t claim a Goddess as your PROPERTY!”

“He has with me.”

Before their chase could disrupt anymore of the gala, it was suddenly halted by two hands grabbing the pair and bringing them upwards above the crowd. It definitely stopped their childish chase, though perhaps didn’t stop the gala from looking at them the most. Not that that was a problem for their new captor.

“Wha-?! Who are you?!”

“They call me Divane. Goddess of Life, Love, and Light. And since this morning, I am Kazuma’s loyal pet.” She said while her hair blew in the nonexistent wind. Reaching over and nuzzling her face into the small man she had clasped in her left hand while the one in the right gawped.

“Ah, buh, fuh, G-Goddess?”

“She’s basically the Goddess of Goddesses. Even higher on the totem pole than Aqua,” Kazuma hadn’t ever really reciprocated Divane’s advances, but right now he was grabbing her lip and keeping her close while showing off, “Though I WISH you’d stop introducing yourself like that.”

She moaned into his touch, “But it’s true Kazuma! You’ve tamed me like a wild beast and now I will follow you everywhere!”

“Oh yeah, remind me when we get home that Xara wants me to get you a proper collar,” He replied casually, “Maybe a magic one, if Wiz has it. Someway for you to find us again if you get lost.”

“I’m sowwy, did you want to punish your big stupid pet? You know I haven’t been toilet trained either.” She whispered to Mitsurugi like it was a big secret.

Kazuma just sighed, “Thank fuck you only piss beams of light that smell of flowers or else the succubus café would need to be fumigated for how much you’ve been letting loose… oi, you alright over there, Mantaray?”

Mitsurugi was feeling faint. Too much information had been dumped onto his poor innocent soul, “J-just put me down, please.”

The three were soon standing on their own feet, with Mitsurugi shakily looking away from the horrible deviant and Kazuma. He had to take a moment to compose himself and think of what to do next, “I… I may have to kill him…”

“Rude.” Kazuma huffed, “I didn’t make her this way!”

“Kazuma, who is this strange man by the way? Oh! Is he your rival? I do love interesting dynamics like this!” Divane clapped, happy to see such a classic relationship in the flesh, her hands ran up her breasts seductively towards them, “My body can be your battleground if you two secretly wish to go from Rivals to Lovers?”

“NO!” They yelled in unison.

With a shrug, Divane looked happy enough with the yelling, “Suit yourselves.”

“Gah! You’ve definitely crossed the line somewhere, Satou Kazuma!” Mitsurugi insisted, “I have no idea where, but you don’t even deserve to have sex with one woman! Let alone three!”

That made both Divane and Kazuma blink. “Three?”

“Yes! Lady Dustiness, Lady Aqua, and now I find out this poor Lady Divane as well!” He growled while putting his fingers up. With a slightly cocky grin, Mitsurugi crossed his arms confidently, “Though it’s immensely petty of me, at least I know I’ve had more women in my tenure as a Harem Knight than you.”

Mitsurugi was a little confused why the two in front of him were stifling such intense giggling. Kazuma kept it together long enough to ask, “Hee, and, uh, how many is th-ha-at?”

“I’m up to a whopping seven!”

Divane and Kazuma just exploded in laughter. Keeling over themselves, proper belly laughs and wiping tears while leaning on each other kinda laughter. Mitsurugi could only grow redness at their attitude and the resuming of everyone looking at them, but the two did not relent their laughter even slightly. Only hearing occasional words of ‘seven’, ‘low’, and ‘number’ through all the cackles.

Meanwhile, Darkness had been watching on from the Dustiness table. She could have stopped the chase, but there were other things on her mind beyond Kazuma’s strange rivalry with the hero knight. Things that were thrown from her mind as someone sat down on the chair next to her.

“Well, well, well, Lalatina Dustiness Ford, as I live and breathe!”

Darkness turned reluctantly, knowing that voice all too well yet knowing that she had to greet her own long time rival. Standing before her was a sneering face that Darkness always wished she’d never see again. Karen Donnelly was a noble that often plagued the gatherings that Darkness was forced to attend. A girl with brown pigtails and a smaller stature than the crusader, the Donnelly house had a lower standing yet greater wealth than the Dustiness-Fords, which meant that Karen was always trying to prove herself both to the nobles around her and prove herself greater than Darkness. This came out in many ways, such as snide rumours or silly shows of her skill whenever the chance arose.

“Good evening, Karen.” Darkness politely bowed, knowing that her cleavage would irritate the girl, “How lovely to see you again.”

The brown haired girl kept the same level of cordiality to her rival, though the subtext of their pleasantness could be seen by a blind man. “You too~. I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that a woman of your body type ended up joining the Harem Knight programme!”

“And likewise, a woman that’s had so many male ‘friends’ over the years as you fits perfectly into the role.” Darkness shot back. The air practically exploded between them as they traded hot blows and cold daggers. “Your father approved of you being the Donnelly family’s knight?”

The smugness on Karen’s face was palpable, “Oh no, Lalatina-sama. I feel we both took similar back seats to become overseers of our great knights. Oh look! There they are now~ having a lovely chat together. Which one was yours again?” She pointed over to where Kazuma, Divane, and Mitsurugi were all together, the former finally having stopped laughing.

It was a real win for Karen. Years of playing second fiddle to the Dustiness-Fords and their endless ‘empathy’ the King loved so much meant nothing to Harem Knights! Karen was feeling so superior to her rival having claimed the great knight as her Champion and breeder!

But Darkness just blinked.

“Him? You seriously went with that guy?”

“Wahaha! Your tears are as juicy as your-!”

...

Karen blinked back.

A pause hung between them as they looked at each other with confusion.

“...uh, wait, that’s my line, isn’t it? I got the beefcake hero and you got that little weedy nobody…” Her explanation sounded logical yet the cringe on Darkness’ face made her second guess so many things, “W-what is it? What are you talking about?!”

Pity, awkwardness, and a lot of thought crossed over Darkness’ face. “...it’s just he’s… no, I shouldn’t-I’m happy for you, Karen. Really. Please, excuse me.”

“Wha-?!” Karen was shocked at how quickly the blonde darted away, looking between her and Mitsurugi with so much confusion. “Wh-what’s wrong with him?!”

Chapter 86: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 5: Royalty)

Summary:

More returning faces, plus a few new ones!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

It was certainly a strange feeling...

...to be at a party that was about you yet feeling totally alone...

...and to be in a party that didn’t seem to need you anymore...

Looking to the shimmering night sky through one of the large windows, Aqua was lost in thought. Deeply sighing at the tumultuous feelings that plagued her gut. When did things get so complicated? When had everything stopped making sense?

Nothing in the gala was interesting her enough to keep the thoughts that had been plaguing her head from overtaking her mind once more. Doubts, fears, worries, and more all swam through Aqua's mind more and more. Unrelenting in their horribleness. Fears of possible futures that she hoped never to exist. Past actions and failures that attacked her at weakest points. It was all so annoying, to be feeling so very-

“Aqua.”

She was thankfully shaken out of her cyclical brooding by two women approaching her. Complete strangers that seemed to know her name. They almost looked familiar, like friends of a friend, but Aqua couldn’t think of which friend.

Both of them were fairly short and slender, wearing dresses that didn’t get to show much of their lack of assets. One wore bright pink, the other bright orange, and in a design that came from the most default definition of ‘Princess Dress’. Their hair was the only thing Aqua could somewhat remember, the long red and green hair that was worn in cute little hairbands. It was impossible to say who they were as the goddess shoved the last of the shrimp back into her bra.

“Hm? Are you looking for me?”

The redhead in a pink dress nodded. They both had such serious expressions and spoke in hushed tones like someone was listening in to them if they spoke too loud, “Do you remember us?”

“No. Have we met?”

While the one asking looked a little hurt, it was her companion that got angry at the quick reply, “Wow, okay. We were the great Mitsurugi’s party members, I’m Cremea and this is Fio.”

“Who’s Mitsurugi?”

Fio had to hold Cremea from physically attacking the blue haired girl. “I-it doesn’t matter! Even if we are here checking on you for his sake…”

“Grr… what he sees in you I have no clue.” Growled Cremea, spitting lightly on the ground as she composed herself, “We’re here to find out what happened between you and Kazuma.”

This conversation was lost on the woman, “Hm? Kazuma?”

With a heavy look on her face, Fio nodded, “Yes. I’ll cut to the chase… did he trick you into having sex with him?”

“You can be honest with us,” Cremea cut in before the shocked Aqua could answer. Walking in closely to whisper, “Mitsurugi is willing to save you. He just needs to know what happened between you two. Did he use a skill? A potion? Has he blackmailed you? Or was it just brute force on a poor unsuspecting and pitiful woman?”

“Pitiful?!” gasped Aqua, anger rising through her as she pushed back on the lack of personal space, “I am a Goddess! Kazuma is a pathetic NEET who never went outside! He couldn’t force himself on me unless he wanted a taste of my Goddess Requiem right to his nethers!” She pomfed up her chest proudly, though the other two weren’t convinced.

“Mitsurugi said you might say that…” mumbled Fio, “...but he also said you could be tricked easily. Maybe Kazuma didn’t use brute force, but-”

Her friend once more cut in with a rising anger of her own, “Why are you even fighting this?” huffed Cremea, “You just said he was a loser. Throw Kazuma under the bus already and come join us on team Mitsurugi. He’s so much taller and more handsome than that worm.”

"I don't even know who he is!"

Fio sighed lightly, pointing over to the tall hero before Cremea could become even more enraged, "That's Mitsurugi-san right there. He'd never steal anyone's panties and wave them around the bar."

"Or trick you into having sex."

"Or attack a woman."

"Plus he's so cool, I bet deep down all men want to be him. To think you had to sleep with that slimy, weaselly, putrid, smelly, narcissistic, mean, scheming, moudly-"

“Stop saying mean things about Kazuma!”

The outburst surprised all three of them. Fio and Cremea blinking at the sudden yelling, while Aqua hadn’t expected to come to Kazuma’s defence so naturally. Quickly trying to save face by quietly adding, “O-only I get to make fun of him...” Before stepping away and leaving the pair a huff.

After Aqua had left, Cremea shook her head, “She’s far more indoctrinated than we thought.”

“Yeah… looks like we’ll still have to still wear her outfit during sex for Mitsrugi-san a little while longer...” Fio sighed sadly as her friend put her hand on her shoulder.


The four thrones were for the four members of the royal family. At the centre was the King and Queen’s seats, even with no Queen alive at the time he kept her seat empty as a symbolic show of respect for her legacy. Behind his seat on the left was his son’s, also empty with him on the front lines against the Demon King.

Sat on her throne, behind the Queen’s place, was a young blonde girl. Due to the nature of the event she was not allowed to mingle with the guests, lest any specific topics she was too young for arose. So she sat near Claire, her guard, looking as regal as she could to bless the event. She knew the importance of the kingdom’s future was somewhat entrusted to these nobles and their choices, though she hadn’t the foggiest clue what a ‘harem’ was. Claire just told her to sit quietly for now. Which wasn’t the most interesting thing for the poor girl… which is why she was thrown from her thoughts quite quickly when a piece of popcorn hit her nose.

“‘Sup stinky.”

Iris turned, eyes illuminating brightly when she saw the familiar man leaning next on her throne. “Onii-chan!” She beamed, fidgeting in her chair out of pure excitement. Kazuma gave her a big smile too even while he casually munched his food.

“Oh lord,” Claire groaned, instantly slumping her shoulders. “Do not refer to the princess, Belzerg Stylish Sword Iris, as ‘stinky’.”

Kazuma shrugged, still chewing away, “Why not? She’s a right ol stinker, aren’t you?” He asked the princess, flicking another piece of popcorn at her but this time she opened her mouth to catch it.

“Mmhmm!” She nodded while chewing the food. Very happy to be having even a little bit of fun tonight with one of Kazuma’s games he taught her. “Your stinky little sister!”

Her gallant knight bodyguard could do nothing but place a hand to her temple and sigh. Truthfully she was just happy Iris seemed to perk up a bit but Kazuma’s continued influence was just so troublesome for the princess. Even now people were watching and murmuring while the two laughed, Iris missing a piece of flicked corn and hitting her nose in the process.

While Darkness couldn’t be happier.

She was lingering nearby in a gathered group of party goers while pretending to listen to whatever inane drabble was spewing from their mouths. She had chosen to not engage with the princess so Kazuma could get some one-on-one time with her, all while pondering his relationship with her.

‘It’s weird to think about, but Kazuma does have good maternal instincts sometimes. While I was wary of his relationship with Iris at first… he really does just consider her his sister. He wants the best for Iris and enjoys giving the sheltered princess a dose of fun and thrills in her otherwise boring lifestyle. As someone who escaped that world it can be a suffocating environment, especially for someone so young. So watching him flick popcorn at the princess felt liberating even to me.’

‘And it’s even easier to support now thanks to the earrings. Fear of Kazuma taking it too far and being executed for something silly was certainly present. But now that I can bend reality, I can protect him from that potential future. They can have their fun without worry of the truly ghastly ramifications. Though I won’t normalise anything just yet. I think they enjoy the abnormal circumstances of their friendship, so I shouldn’t mess with it without it being necessary.’

“So, why you still out and about this late, stinky?” Kazuma asked once out of popcorn. Then giving an eyebrow to Claire, “Isn’t this shindig a bit adult for her?”

The knight huffed, “Princess Iris knows the importance of supporting our Knights for such an event. She doesn’t need to know what they’re doing…” Her voice sounded determined, though her face betrayed that. Perhaps not swallowing her own bullshit as much as she’d hoped.

“Mmhmm, and what if I offered to help put the young one to bed?” Kazuma asked.

“...you better mean that-”

Kazuma cringed at her anger, “Ew! Gross, get your head out of the gutter, Claire.” He grumbled, to which she lowered her eyelids but said nothing. Between them, Iris was looking a little confused, “What do you say then, Stinky? It’s getting pretty late for you.”

There was a level of excitement that Iris couldn’t hide, especially when Kazuma was around, trying her best to stay regal, “While I should stay with the crowd, it is certainly late… and it would be nice to show you the new chess set I got… with Father’s return, I may not get another chance to…?” Her childish nature certainly betrayed her adult words, looking at Claire with big pleading eyes after being so bored moments prior.

Her assistant sighed, rubbing her temple, “Though it is you, I’m going to stop looking a gift horse in the mouth. I didn’t really want Lady Iris here in the first place. Putting her to bed sounds agreeable.” Iris and Kazuma subtly high fived as she left her throne, which only gave Claire more reason to growl, “But no playing! This is not a social call, you are to show Kazuma your chess set then send him on his way, agreed?!”

“Yes, I agree. Thank you, Claire!” She beamed, quickly grabbing Kazuma’s hand and rushing off with him towards the doors behind the thrones.

Only for the doors to open before they reached them. Revealing a massive stone wall of a man.

“And where do you think you’re going, young lady?”

Iris squeaked, stopping in her tracks and letting the stumbling Kazuma crash right into the floor. Looking up, the sight of someone so much taller than him while in a heap on the floor really added to the sense of size. A looming figure, one with a brown with white streaky beard, a golden shiny outfit… with a matching crown to boot. It was quickly apparent that Kazuma needed to be bowing to this person, quickly.

“Y-your majesty, I presume?” He chuckled while placing his forehead on the floor. The rumours of him and Iris had no doubt floated by this man’s ears, so first impressions to not get publicly lynched was very important, “It is an honour, and a privilege, and a blessing, and a wonderment, and-”

“Answer me.”

The voice was powerful, deep, commanding. Kazuma so deeply wanted to answer him, but the order wasn’t directed to him, so he just tensed everything while looking at the blonde who hadn’t turned around yet.

“I… I’m sorry, Father. I just wanted to show Kazuma the present you got me…”

A long pause, with a longer stroke of his beard, the dark ochre eyes that had seen many things were locked on Kazuma suddenly. “Hmm, so this is the infamous Satou Kazuma?” He asked, letting the terrified Satou Kazuma have a proper look at his oncoming death. There had been some words about the King that Kazuma had picked up. Known as a War King, he’d been stuck on the front lines for years and it showed. A scar on his forehead, muscles that could put Darkness to shame, and the kind of aura that could make an entire army turn around with just a single glare…

Until he smiled of course.

“Pleasure to meet you, my boy!” The grizzled man beamed, grabbing Kazuma under the armpits to embrace him tightly in a hug. Too tight, the spine that had survived sex with Lalatina was immediately crushed to what felt like mush from the hulking man’s hug. “Iris has told me so much about you! Thank you for keeping her happy with your stories, my little girl needed a friend so badly!” Tears. Actual tears were dripping onto Kazuma’s head while he gasped for air.

“KAH! Y-Y’RE WELCKKKKM!!!”

Realising his error and releasing his prey, the King placed Kazuma back down on shaky legs and a shakier spine. “Sorry about that, lad! I’m just so pleased to finally meet you!” He continued to beam, letting Kazuma look over at the man’s daughter long enough to see an embarrassed blush from the young lady, “This war has taken so much from me, but when I read in her letters about your friendship I couldn't be happier! It didn’t take Iris’ entire childhood! She truly made a friend! Ah!” The tears were flowing again before he blew his nose on his robe.

“Uh, wow. You’re welcome again?” said Kazuma with a slightly nervous energy. This King was really not what Kazuma was expecting at all. “Iris is a good kid, and all I did was have fun with her-”

“Oh yes! You were going to go play together!” He clapped his terrifyingly big hands together, “Come! Let’s all have a merry time and I can finally hear some of these stories she kept writing about!”

There was someone who didn’t agree with this though, “K-King Jeronim! You mustn't!” Claire protested, “Your gala! Your speech! You must please stay here!”

“Boo, Claire’s no fun.” The giant man pouted childishly, kicking the floor like a sulking boy told he was to get no dessert, “Fine. You two go have fun. I’m sure we’ll have a chance to meet properly after tonight.”

Before Kazuma could register what was happening, Iris was pulling on his sleeve again, “Yes, let’s go, quick!” She insisted. Confused adventurer, embarrassed princess, and overworked assistant all rushing away from the waving king. Down one of the castle’s many huge corridors, they still managed to hear the King one more time.

“Right!” The smiling giant clapped his hands, “Would everyone please return to their seats?! I think it's time to get this announcement under way!”


Kazuma’s group were still walking down the castle’s many corridors towards Iris’ room, with the younger pair out front and Claire following behind with a frown.

“Man, your Dad was not what I was expecting. At all.”

Iris just sighed, “I’m sorry…”

“No! Don’t be sorry, not your fault or anything.” Kazuma tried to alleviate the blushing frown of the young princess, “But… I don’t know, must be nice having a dad being that fun and supportive.”

“He is when he’s around…” the blonde mumbled with more frowns, “To think he is just back for this gala before leaving again tomorrow…”

It was clear Kazuma was on a sour spot, and he decided to switch topics, “Have you seen the newest Axel Hearts performance? Those girls really know h-”

“Why did he even return for THIS event? When I have had to be responsible for so many others…” Iris ignored the attempted change. ‘Pouting in frustrated anger’ was certainly a rare look for the princess outside of losing board games. With her head full of confused thoughts Iris continued to vent, “It is so strange. Does this event have some meaning for him? I hear it is dedicated to all the members of the ‘Harem Knights’. A sect of knights dedicated to raising the next generation of heroes… though I am still unsure what a ‘harem’ is.”

“Yeah, it’s a real mystery…” mumbled Kazuma awkwardly, looking behind him to see Claire’s intense glare to not say anything further. Unfortunately, Iris did not see that glare, instead clicking her fingers and looking to her friend.

“That’s right! Big brother, you are a Harem Knight now too, correct?”

He finished his look back at Claire with an apologetic shrug, then nodding the truth to the young girl, “Yep, that’s right. Lady Lalatina has me under her noble wing.”

“Lady Lalatina-sama is so wise! How incredible that the two of you work together so well!” Iris beamed up at an ego boosted Kazuma.

Claire tapped her fingers against folded arms, “You’ve been making some waves in the knights from what I hear. Reports of angels, demons, monsters, ex-demon lord commanders…. all sorts from your secretary of new members. And you’ve only been employed a week?”

“What can I say? When you got the skills…” He flexed comedically at Claire, earning a tired groan, “I’m sure we can hook you up too, Claire. If you’d lik-”

“Demons?!” Iris suddenly gasped, her face far more serious and wide-eyed than it had been, “You’re not telling stories? Your group now includes monsters and demons?!”

Raising an eyebrow and assuming she was scared, Kazuma gave a reassuring pat on her head. “Don’t worry, they’re not scary. They’re all a little scared of coming here, so you won’t have to worry about th-”

“Do they live with you?! And do regular people accept them?! Are they bullied or-or-”

Claire was getting as concerned as Kazuma by the reaction, “Princess! What is the meaning of all these questions? I knew letting you near her was a mistake, you’re getting her all riled up and scared!”

“Hey! You were the one who brought them up!”

“Wait!” Iris quickly interjected before their usual fight started up, “I’m sorry. I did not mean to worry you both.” She bowed, to which the two looked at each other briefly before back at her. “I… would like to hear about one or two of your new friends is all. Just their names, or their dreams. It is so very interesting.”

“Uhm, okay?” said Kazuma while scratching the back of his head, a shrug from Claire was about the best permission he was going to get so they began walking again.

“So, let’s see. I’m guessing Claire wouldn’t like me to bring up any of the succ-'' He could feel the radiant rage splash against the back of his neck, “-yup. Not them… hmm. There's a whole bunch of them really..."

Iris was still rather excited but was doing her best to hide it, "Truly?!"

"Mmhmm, Oulan’s an ogre lady that’s sweeter than sugar and wants to be a writer. Esu’s a slime girl that wants to see the world…” He began to list off, pointing to his fingers each one as he was trying to find the right story to share with the princess, “Svobena is a mind flayer who 'prefers dreams in naps'. Ah yeah! Luminara! She’s a big red cute lamia girl. Her dream is to open up a little place to make bread and cakes called ‘The Snakery Bakery’ and have people enjoy her cooking.”

“Amazing!” Iris gawped, eyes sparkling with wonder, “And, as a Harem Knight, you help all these girls reach their dreams?”

He nodded with a smile, “Well, yeah, I’d like to. It’s not really what the job description is though, and Darkness had to pull some hella strings to get them all an ID to even start the process of getting a business off the ground. Some of those monsters have just wanted to live peacefully for years, but with the Demon King army being the only one hiring there wasn’t much choice.”

The Princess just stayed quiet, a sombre look on her face, lost in thoughts as Kazuma talked. Meanwhile, Claire was just impressed with some level of competency and insight he was spouting. It was technically radicalistic ideas, but currently under their laws Kazuma had rights to accept the Monsters into his harem.

“Really, I’d like to do so much more for these poor creatures…” He continued as they neared her door, growing more dramatic in his speech and facial features, “But if your Dad really is cancelling the Harem Knight programme today… then I’m probably going to go to… to JAIL for all the poor defenceless women needing my precious alimony… if only there was some way to… uh…”

He had tried to look as pitiable and weak as he could, the kind of brave man who you’d want to give money to…

But they both just blinked at him.

“Cancelling the bursary?” said Claire, tilting her head in confusion, “Where’d you get that information from?”

“...um, a-a carriage driver?”

With an eye roll from one and a giggle from the other, Iris pointed down the hall they’d come from, “Onii-chan, you probably shouldn’t miss my father’s speech.”

Kazuma was confused, excited, and felt a burning need to rush back the way they came… before he found he couldn’t run anywhere. Iris’ single hand and strength holding his sleeve and keeping him there.

“After you see my new chess set.”

Notes:

Iris makes her series debut! As well as another new character: her father Jeronim!

I say new, but obviously he's somewhat referenced here and there in Konosuba being so important as he is, it was just he nor Iris' brother ever make a canon appearance. I sort of based his design/name as a mix of Jeralt from Fire Emblem Three Houses and the King from Zelda CDi.

Oh yeah, Fio and Cremea are here too. They're the two that were with Mitsurugi in his first appearance, in case that wasn't obvious. Basically nothing is known about them either, apart from their general fawning of the grand hero in traditionally cliché isekai fashion.

Chapter 87: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 6: The End of Harem Knights?)

Summary:

The King's Speech time.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Gala had shuffled their ways back to the tables after King Jeronim had announced his intentions to start his speech. The throne that had sat empty for so long now housed the royal rear once more. A commanding hush emanating from the powerful man as he scratched his short beard once more, waiting for the crowd to settle in place before addressing the court.

“Hello my friends!” His warm smile always seemed to come from his deepest and scariest frowns, “Esteemed nobles, Harem Knights, and all those who grace my gala tonight, if it has not been said before I welcome thee.” He graciously nodded his head to the crowd who all clapped at his words.

“This guy really knows how to ham it up for the crowd.” Divane ironically commented from her floor space, earning an annoyed hiss from Sena.

The King continued, “Another year gone and here we are to celebrate the lives we help create. Tis a year with many surprises, and I must say there are some fresh faces here that I definitely did not expect to see,” He seemingly gazed directly at Darkness. Giving him an awkward smile back to the man she’d seen so many times in her life while growing up… now reuniting at this breeding event.

“But with a year of surprises, comes change. Changes that allowed me to even be present this year instead of sending my letters from the front lines to be read out to you all…” A melancholy seemed to pass over his face a little, “I’ll cut to the chase. I can confirm the rumours are real, the Demon King is gone.”

Shock and awe struck the crowd. It was one thing to be excited by rumours, it was another to hear the words actually come out of the man’s mouth itself.

“I cannot say how, or who it was that finally rid this land of the menace, but I have confirmed with my own two eyes that the Demon King is definitely gone. My son is going to go on a quest against his final associates, which I will join him on after my duties here conclude, but rest assured the final menaces scouring the land will be brought to justice!”

“Amazing, to think that it actually happened…” Sena mumbled amongst the crowd’s shocked whispers.

“I wonder who did it?” Aqua asked, “Was it that one guy with the sword? I haven’t seen him in a while.”

“He’s… sat right behind you.”

Aqua turned to see a responsive Mitsurugi light up when she gazed upon him. “No, not him. The one that Kazuma stole the sword from.”

“Still him, Aqua.”

Ignoring his slightly depressed whine, Divane drove the conversation back, “Hmm, how strange. I would have thought throws of angels would have welcomed me back to Heaven if the quest to defeat the Demon King is truly over.” Divane commented from her laying position.

"You only left last night, maybe everything's still a bit chaotic up in Heaven?" Sena pointed out.

“Or perhaps they all hate me so much they’d prefer to see me rot down here! I’m sure their eyes are positively glued to the heaven screens, watching my downfall and wretched existence with such glee! My fall from grace is truly the best fall, everyone’s saying so.”

Darkness just hissed at her magic item, “Please keep quiet during the King’s speech!”

Though unbeknownst to her, there were some words Divane said that certainly affected one member of the group…

The King was still beaming at the rabble he’d caused. “Yes, my friends! I know the news is truly glorious, and I’m sure there are many questions but please listen once more as there are further announcements regarding this wonderful new world.” He explained, taking another chance to stroke his beard, “This may seem abrupt, but our priorities need to shift. Rebuilding Belzerg needs to be our top priority to repair what was broken by the decade long war. It will be a long and difficult process that will no doubt fall to my children, and their children-MY GRANDKIDS!?” He suddenly choked, biting his knuckle in sheer tearful glee as he imagined such tiny creatures. Jeronim quickly shook himself out before continuing, “Erhem. We may never heal from the wounds the Demon King created for us, but we can start by reducing the focus our Kingdom had on our military… including the Harem Knights.”

“We started the Harem Knights for two reasons. One, it was so that we didn’t draft all eligible men away from the populace for us to be left with no one to have kids, and secondly as a way to let some of that next generation have some traits from some of our greatest physical specimens.” Jeronim seemed rather troubled by these ideas, frowning at his own words, “It isn’t a pretty notion, but with such a dwindling population and threats to our land, I believe it was the right thing to do.”

Darkness was enamoured by the whole speech, obviously. Still blaming herself for the world she was in, but hearing this fatherly figure in her life say that it was the right thing to do… gave her a little hope.

“But we must not hold so tightly in times of peace!” His voice boomed through the hall, “People must be free to love whoever they want, and have no incentive to sell their bodies to us. Therefore, at the end of this month: no Harem Knight will be able to add anyone new to their harems.”

“WHAT?!”

“I SAY!”

“THAT’S ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS!”

The unhappy bellows of the nobles were well heard by the King. Standing firm against their complaints while waiting for them to fizzle out of their own accord.

“This is not a negotiation, this is a certainty.” Jeronim’s serious voice boomed back, making all the fatcats that had stood up to shout wilt to their seats.

All except one. “My King!” Mitsurugi shouted, “What of those who are already pregnant?! Will they be cut off from the life affirming wealth they were promised?!”

“Oh, I’m not a monster, Sir Mitsurugi.” He replied with a smile, “No, everyone who is already in a harem will be able to keep the same deal they signed on for. A salary, and bursary for the child until they grow into an adult, with benefits. I am simply saying that this month is the final chance all Harem Knights have to hand in paperwork for any final additions to your Harems. I’ll even increase the budget limit temporarily, but after that… well, let’s just say this will be the final Harem Knight Gala we’ll ever hold.”

Jeronim’s words hung heavy in the air. Everyone was thinking about their own future, about the lives forever changed by this decision, and the things that would change with no more Harem Knights in the world.

Some were clearly upset. Muttering words of revenge under their breaths towards the king, or holding back tears for the women they couldn’t impregnate anymore.

Others were relieved and happy. Excited about the opening shackles of responsibility, not even wanting to be at this event anymore let alone be forced to breed at least once every few years. Or just happy about the lack of Demon King terrorising the world.

Somehow, all of these feelings and more were felt by our protagonists. With the King wrapping his speech up and telling everyone to enjoy the rest of the festivities the gala was left to mingle with itself for the rest of the evening. Darkness was absolutely bamboozled by the news. This whole event had been made up by her at the beginning of the week, and now everyone was treating this like the end of an era. Which it was, but wasn’t at the same time. It confused her.

“I’ll hand in our paperwork right now!” Sena exclaimed, taking the mass stack of papers she’d brought along in her suitcase and rushing off to the King’s advisor table. A single man writing on a pad that had switched his little sign to ‘applications open’ and now was about to be completely overloaded by the new work.

Divane had mostly lost interest in the room, which just left the one person still sat at the table to tug the blonde back into reality.

“Darkness, Darkness! I really need to talk to you?”

Aqua’s face looked very pained, and Darkness knew that she was one of the few that the Goddess confided in. Plus, it would take her mind off the Harem Knights for a moment, “Of course, whatever you need, Aqua.”

Relief seemed to wash over her briefly, sitting back down to collect her thoughts. “Okay… okay…” She nodded, took a deep breath, slapped her cheeks a little, then looked at Darkness again, “Okay.”

“...okay?”

“Yes. I mean no! I mean, I’m- you know, I wanna talk!” The scatterbrained look was rare for Aqua, though she wasn’t always the best with her thoughts she could usually get them across much more elegantly than this, and it was clearly frustrating her. “Gah! Why is it so hard!?”

A hand gripped hers, “It’s okay, take your time.” The warmth of Darkness let the girl center herself a little, though Darkness still took the chance to help, “Is it about the Demon King? Or our situation with the harem?”

“No, it’s something else…”

“I thought as much,” said Darkness, “How about this, I'll tell you some positive news first and then you can tell me what's been bothering you, okay?"

It did calm Aqua, for only a moment as she then winced a little at the idea. "It's... not about you and Kazuma being a couple, is it? I know you didn't tell me directly but I'm not that dumb..."

"No, this is actually news that includes you," Darkness smiled, "Me and Kazuma were talking, and-"

“-well I want Iris in my harem! DOHOHOHOHO!”

A cold knife of fear suddenly rammed right into Darkness’ gut. She desperately wanted to be there for Aqua, but the raucous laughter from the adjacent table of men had the blonde terrified. All the girl’s words hitting her ears were like ash compared to the beating drum in Darkness’ ears.

“Excuse me for just a second, Aqua,” said Darkness, barely even registering the pained whine coming from the blunette.

Darkness was too busy moving down to the next table over, one of four portly sized men in suits all chatting and laughing away. Slapping the table in how exuberant and elated they all were.

“Can I ask what you gentlemen were talking about?” Her tone was respectful, though with an underlying seriousness that made the men look at her with eyebrows raised.

“Why, Lady Dustiness, you do look radiant this evening,” Said one man looking at her chest with greed in his heart. She felt nothing but contempt for when men of his wealth ogled her, frowning at him while he continued, “We were just discussing the matter of the King’s decree, and what it means for the dear Princess.”

It was Darkness’ turn to raise an eyebrow, looking between them and where the young blonde had been sitting in her throne, “Iris? What does it mean?”

“Well, with the Demon King gone and no hero to betroth her…”

The men on their tables all smirked at each other, nudging the one next to them or ‘subtly’ winking at their others. Sinking would not begin to describe the motion Darkness’ stomach took as she realised their implications. “No…”

“Oh yes! We Harem Knights are up to the task!” One of the more elderly men roared before the whole table exploded with laughter.

Darkness took a step back in shock and horror, “She’s… she’s thirteen!”

“We know we can’t rightfully claim her now,” One of them said, twirling his handlebar moustache, “But you heard the King’s announcement, this is the final month of our tenure! Iris won’t stay young and out of reach forever. We were just going to propose to the King that she should join his favoured Harem for some training!” They all began nodding like their ideas made so much sense it was simply a matter of fact.

“Some harmless fun! While preparing her for her future!” Another agreed.

“She’ll enjoy the experience! I hear the cute princess is rather sheltered~”

“Easy there Johnson! The King hasn’t picked your Harem yet!”

The table once more exploded in laughter, slamming the table and having a merry time discussing their ideas for grooming the princess.

And for the second time in Darkness’ entire life she ran off to the bathroom to go throw up.

Kazuma had just come back from putting Iris to bed when his girlfriend ran past him, “Woah, Darkness! You- okay, lady’s room, can’t follow you in there.” He said before continuing back to his table, only finding an uninterested Divane lazily lying behind the table, “What’s happening?”

“The King has saved your monetary bacon, dear Kazuma.” Divane explained while slurping down some grapes she’d apparently found, “The Harem Knight programme is dying, but you shall be permitted to add any women this month to your harem with no risk of going to jail.” Kazuma was wide eyed, though Divane still just yawned, “A satisfactory end to your pathetic human problem of money. Though I do wish you would still throw me on the street. Imagine the filth I would be coated in after a few weeks as a homeless bum!”

“Wait. We did it?! We actually fucking did it?!” Kazuma gawped, falling back in his chair while moving the hair from his forehead. “That’s… unbelievable! No jail time! Money for all the kids, and we barely had to fight for it!”

He was so astounded he didn’t even call himself out for setting flags, instead just wondering where everyone had gotten to…


Darkness had stopped vomiting in the royal toilet, now breathing heavily in front of the sink with only her reflection as company. Karen had come in earlier to try and gloat, but seeing Lalatina’s rage was enough to crack the marble she backed out quietly.

“Vanir… can you hear me?”

During a single blink, the image in the mirror changed. The Darkness that had reflected her was no longer where she was standing. She was still present, but the mirror Darkness had a very iconic mask on and was leaning against the toilet doorframe. An expression of boredom on her mirror face under the mask.

“What is it, you annoying woman?”

“Rewind time.”

The response was quick enough to make even Vanir raise an eyebrow.

“Excuse Moi?”

Darkness’ anger and determination did not waver, she pointed directly at the mirror demon with confidence on her decisions. “I’m done, the week is basically done, right? Well, the sale is over.” She reached up, to attempt to remove the earrings again, “I don’t want these anymore, I need to give the earrings back right now and you need to rewind time back to before you ever gave me these cursed, life destroying, GAH!” Her frustration was palpable since they still would not budge from her lobes.

“...Moi wonders if that’s a slight overcorrection, what is it that yo-”

“HOW can it be an overcorrection?! I fucked up EVERYTHING!” She roared back at him, knuckles going to her forehead and squeezing as hard as she could, “If it wasn’t for me not THINKING then I wouldn’t have given power to the people I hate most!” The thumping attack she then used against her head was enough to shake the castle just a little, Lalatina’s strength mixed with defence always did make weird things happen.

Her masked visage yawned, “Very well.” the sudden shift threw Darkness for a second, “Give moi ten minutes and we shall both return to that moment before the explosion wizard left. You may return the earrings and your time with the big penised boy will cease to exi-”

“STOP!” She yelled instinctively, reaching out to her own reflection just as someone tried to enter the room before leaving. “Gah! No, I… I can’t be selfish, I have to give up Kazuma for the safety of everyone! …right?”

“Art thou asking Moi a question? Or telling Moi to reset time?”

Her pained expression and biting of her finger told him everything he needed to know. Vanir yawned, still uninterested, “Very well, advice time Moi supposes. Whomst does thou hate the most then? Perhaps is it the Crimson Demon girl that is ever so lonely all the time? Moi can certainly relate.”

“No, obviously not Yunyun! Nobles!” She barked back at him, “If I hadn’t tried to make myself feel better about my nobility… if I hadn’t based this off a flawed idea that that entire side of me isn’t rotten to the core…” she sighed before the anger roared back again, “if I had just thought for five seconds then I wouldn’t have inadvertently given the worst men in the world their own fucking Harems! I’M! A! MORON!”

The room was tense, Vanir masked Darkness still leaning against his post in the mirror while regular Darkness’ ragged rage breathing played as the soundtrack. “Normally no one else heard that…” She added, “And normally this room will be fixed when I leave.”

Masked Darkness just frowned in mild confusion, “You truly do wish to help everyone, don’t you girl? Greed really doesn’t touch your heart.”

“Of course it does, have you not seen how horny I get?” She shot back, “I'm just as bad as everyone out there. Which is exactly why I need you to at least take these earrings off of me.”

The mirror man moved, pacing around the reflected room in thought. “What does thou suggest then?”

“I should rewind it, delete everything that’s happened, take my memories of the week, take all the changes I made, and get rid of them forever…” She insisted, though the anger left her shoulders as she thought about it more. “A dreamy life that I managed to ruin with my own incompetence. At least if you take my memories it won’t hurt as much when I see Kazuma… or at least, no more than it did before…”

An eyebrow raise, but still the man paced, “...so your big problem is that you’ve given them too much power, but these human fools had reign over your weak and vulnerable civilians already, true?”

It stung, but Darkness couldn’t deny how much power the nobles already had, “Yes, but this is all MY fault, I-”

“And while it’s true your words have caused a shift in reality to make women but mere requests away from becoming cattle for their whims, you have an opportunity here that destroying the fabric of time will not offer you again.”

“I… what?”

Her own smile graced Darkness, looking down at herself with a sneer, “Seems to Moi, as a superior outside observer with the ability to see the future, nothing will really change if you give the earrings back now,” Vanir shrugged cockily, “Women will still be exploited and bullied by the mass of noble filth your King has cultivated. This isn’t entirely your fault, but walking away while you have the tools to change it certainly will be. There is but one way to save your whole hole-ridden gender, and you already know how…”

Then the mask was gone, leaving Darkness to look into her own eyes once more. Reflection incarnate once more, it was just her and the words Vanir had left.

“...you’re right.”


“Phew, I managed to give our paperwork in,” said Sena as she sat at the table, “They were a little concerned of the size of it when I did, but after a brief counsel with the King I was able to convince them that Mistress Darkness, Mistress Aqua and Master Satou Kazuma were right to invest in.” The secretary sighed in relief, “We just have to hope that the ladies you’ve impregnated all show by the end of the month.”

“Yeah, seriously. Though if they’re covering the majority of the bill I’m sure we can find ways to make right for the last few stragglers,” Kazuma hadn’t stopped beaming since getting the news. Not only had he had the best sex day of his life, there was no consequences! Everything was going to work out!

“I OBJECT!”

Everyone turned suddenly to the strangely timed objection. A very angry blonde had emerged from the toilet corridor and was stomping towards the King who was trying to eat some of the food.

“Oh no.” Was all Kazuma could say as his heart dropped.

“Mmf! Hello Lady Lalatina!” The King beamed with a slight cough after quickly swallowing the last broccoli puff on his plate, “Erhem, may an old man ask, to what do you object?”

“King Jeronim! I demand you reconsider your decision to close the Harem Knight programme!”

The room was all focused on them, a crowd circling them that was a little too dense for Kazuma to burst through despite his attempts.

“The war is over, Lady Lalatina.” Jeronim replied, keeping his movements slow, “Surely you cannot expect us to breed warriors forever?”

“No, I’m not saying that at all. But to close the entire Harem Knight seems premature as well!” She shot right back, “Are there not more Demon King Generals behind dark corners? Those that wish to destroy this land with their own armies, and lay siege with no mercy in sight?!” Her finger pointed at him directly, “And what of the Demon King himself? You say he is gone but show no proof! No knight that slayed him or head as a trophy! What if it is a trick to lower our guard before they destroy this castle?!”

Many were mumbling in agreement with her, but even the King’s soft side seemed to be affected, “No! Not the castle! Little Iris lives there!” He whimpered before coughing, “Erhem, perhaps you have a slight point… so you think it should all stay open?”

“No,” She replied confidently, sparking more crowd whispers, “I say we have a contest to decide who is the most worthy to stay a Harem Knight!” Darkness yelled, turning to address the circled nobles themselves. “The exalted position of the King’s solitary breeding house, since the Demon King has been slain! Everyone will put their entire bursary fund on the line for this contest, and whoever wins will become the undisputed noble breeder for the land!”

The crowd was yelling now. Some agreed with the terms, some were completely outraged with the suggestion. Stuffy old men all barking orders or requests at the King.

In the midst of the chaos, someone grabbed her arm, “Darkness! What the hell are you doing?!”

“Let me go, Kazuma.”

“They were going to give everyone a bigger budget!”

“I can’t-”

“We were in the clear!”

“I can’t be responsible for these men getting power over innocents!” She violently snapped back, tears in her eyes and a fierce glare that gave Kazuma pause. The crowd’s yelling and the screaming all faded away from the two as she looked at him with such pleading eyes, “Kazuma, I beg of you. I cannot be… these men are so… I just-!”

“Okay, okay. I get it,” He said with a calming tone to let Darkness take a beat, “I’m definitely not going to argue with you if you’re going to look at me like that.”

Her face rubbed against his hand, smiling at his trust, “Thank you, Kazuma.”

“No problem.” He gave a slight sigh before lightly dragging her down low enough to kiss her forehead tenderly, “you say we need to win a contest? I’ll win us a goddamn contest.” They shared a smile and another quick peck before disconnecting, “You know, if the King agrees.”

Determination was reforming in her soul, Darkness turned with purpose towards the overwhelmed Jeronim. “Oh don’t worry, he would normally.”


“They refuse to talk because they don’t care. Not about you at least.”

“Shut up.”

“Ooh, acknowledging me are ya? Been ignoring me so long, I thought you'd forgotten. Deny all you want, but at the end of the day you’re just the extra in this story. A fool with no point to existing.”

“I-I have a point!”

“Perhaps as a failure. A joke of a Goddess. You’re supposed to be the most powerful, yet how much help were you when that big succubus attacked? How about how easily you were captured by the chimera's goons?”

“...”

“And last, but certainly not least: Darkness went to heaven all alone to face the one person you never could stand up to. While you stared at that boy's dead body, pitifully useless.”

“...I… I wanted to…”

“Oh, well, good intentions are always enough effort.”

“......”

“Why don’t you just go home? Run away? Hide in that void away from everything and everyone? ...or do you want to finally fight. Back.”


The hall had shifted arrangements quite a lot since Darkness’ announcement. Tables were moved away from the grand doors that lead to the bulk of the castle, though Harem Knights were still using them as places to get psyched up with their nobles. Everyone had about twenty minutes to discuss strategies and plans. A vague notion of what was to transpire had been given, but half way through the twenty minutes the objective had finally been hastily created for the contest.

“Everyone, please lend me your ears! The rules of the Harem Knight contest are here!” yelled Jeronim from his throne, a couple maids bringing over a large magical blackboard with rules down one side and a ‘points’ total on the other. Many names of houses were on there, including the Dustiness-Ford and Donnelly houses, though they all had 0 next to the totals, “This castle has now been set up for a large-scale sexual contest, as befitting for a quest to find our most virile noble knight.”

“Hell yeah,” Kazuma pumped his fist, “Something I can definitely beat Mumbypumby at.”

“This castle has so many various halls and rooms, that I so often get lost finding my room,” The King jovially continued, “But today, all but a few rooms of the castle have a lovely feminine prize inside! A woman to be seduced, with points to be won for the total amount a Knight can seduce in the time limit!”

“Ah, how unfair for you tiny humans. Had I not been tied to one harem I would be similarly used and abused~”

Darkness clenched the bridge of her nose, “I swear I never had these sorts of thoughts. How messed up were you before you joined us?”

Once more the King continued, Jeronim’s hand landing on the blackboard, “The women you are to be seducing have been put into three categories: Maids, Knights, and Important People. Maids is obvious, knights similarly but it also includes any wizard or member of my staff, and important people are rare events. A foreign diplomat and her daughters who arrived specifically to find their perfect Harem to join are somewhere in the castle; they have agreed to join the contest as well.” He stroked his long beard thoughtfully before suddenly darkening intensely, “Iris is also sleeping in the castle, and if ANYONE GOES ANYWHERE NEAR HER I SHALL RIP YOUR NECK WITH MY TEETH PERSONALLY! IS THAT CLEAR?!”

Every single one of the massive cast of the gala nodded intensely and quickly at his rage fuelled yelling.

“Normally she’ll stay asleep all night, no matter what she hears.” Darkness added under her breath. “And everyone will normally follow these rules to the letter.”

And then his smile returned and the big man’s anger was nowhere to be seen, “But you won’t earn points just by finding these women! You must seduce them like I seduced my wife in the field of flowers I found her in…” The man reminisced briefly before an advisor bumped his chair, “Erhem, yes. So, maids are worth a one times multiplier, knights are worth a two times multiplier, and important people are worth three. What do I mean by this? Well, any sexual act performed on these people will be rewarded points thusly:” His gesture at the list was easy to read, though he read it out anyway.

  • Hand stuff: 1 point.
  • Breasts: 2 points
  • Oral: 3 points.
  • Vaginal: 5 points.
  • Anal: 6 points.
  • Something kinky: 10 points.

“Now, I warn you, not every woman in the castle is going to agree to something kinky, and you only get one chance to choose correctly. For example, the important people are very unlikely to agree, though there is a chance. If your seduction skills are high then you could net yourself 30 whole points on those women alone.”

“I wonder what he means by that?” said Mitsurugi, “Surely sex before marriage is kinky enough?”

Karen had been studying him for a while, still hung up on something in her mind, “...I’m beginning to see what Darkness means…”

“There is a bonus rule to this, which is variety! If you can hit every single sex act on this list then your current score will be doubled! There is no limit to how many times you can do that, so if you can find the right combination of girls then you should be able to win a very large amount of points! This shall run for the rest of the gala, which is about four hours. We have our ways to keep score so all you have to do is aim for the best possible total and win!”

A tubby man who had been wiping his brow all night spoke up, “And what of the prize?! I want to know what happens if we win or lose!”

With a continued smile the King was happy to explain, “The prize is being the King’s one and only Harem Knight group. With an increased budget to match their new title. As for the losers, well, they will no longer be a Harem Knight or own a harem at all.”

A wave of worry passed through all the men, mostly from their lack of power they’d so recently been rewarded with. “And our harems? What is to happen to them?”

“Again, they will be still rewarded with their full salary for any children they’ve sired,” The King’s assistant explained, “And will be given the opportunity to switch harems to the winning knight’s. The losing harems will be immediately disbanded.”

“And normally the losing nobles will have to only have sex monogamously, with their significant others.” Darkness added, which only seemed to add more worry to the situation for many. Husbands and wives that definitely didn't want to be together physically anymore would now be forced to drop any and all concubines and trysts they'd cultivated as powerful nobles.

“Your highness!” the loud shrill of Karen filled the room, much to Darkness’ irritation, “I say the Dustiness-Ford Harem should be disqualified immediately!”

“What?! Why?!”

“Two knights!” She retorted, pointing to both Aqua and Kazuma, “That’s far too easy for them to get the biggest score! It’s unfair to my little Mitsu-chan!”

He sighed at her, “Please stop calling me that…”

"And Kazuma's creepy!" Cremea added from their table.

"Yeah! He shouldn't even be here!" Fio agreed.

Kazuma himself just rolled his eyes, "Oy vey. Those two are here?"

The King stroked his beard once more, “Hmm, how about this. The Dustiness-Ford pair will keep this ruleset,” He gestured to the board, “but we’ll double the point value for everyone else. That way the pair can potentially earn more points but are at a significant disadvantage. Fair?”

Slamming his hand on the table, Kazuma yelled back, “No! Not fair! That means a kinky important person is worth 60 for them and only 30 for us!”

“But you could both get one at the same time, meaning you’d also earn 60.” Mitsurugi pointed out.

“He said that they’re a rare event! How the hell is that supposed to happen?!”

“That’s right, you’ll never be able to pull it off,” Karen sneered, hiding behind her man as Kazuma growled at her, “You may as well give up, my little Mitsu-chan is definitely winning this for me!”

Before any more qualms could be raised, the King clapped his massive hands to snap everyone’s attention to him, “A wonderful sense of rivalry! I love it!” His laugh bellowed through the room, “Let’s get to the starting line! I want this contest to start IMMEDIATELY!”

Notes:

Woah, there's actually sexy plot in the arc too?! Aren't you all lucky~

Probably one of the longer chapters in the arc but that's just cause so much had to happen to get the actual events happening.

Darkness' chat with Vanir was an interesting one. She's a character that wants to do the ol 'With great power comes great responsibility' yet also recognises her selfishness in using the power for sexy means. Most would agree she could have been a lot worse with the power over reality, yet others may say she went too far. It's a delicate balance.

The contest itself is hopefully not confusing, I can explain it all in the comments for any questions that may arise. Just to re-explain the Aqua/Kazuma stuff: If one gets oral from a knight, that is 6 points (3 points with a 2x knight multiplier) but if someone other than them get oral from a knight, that's 12 points. Kazuma and Aqua both have to get oral from a knight to get their 12. This means they could strategize and get more chances for bigger points, but they have to fight to get them.

Anyway, onto the future~

Chapter 88: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 7: Heaven's Next Goddess)

Summary:

We return to times long past.

Chapter Text

“It is time to announce the winner!”

The crowd clapped and cheered at Divane as the contestants stood in suspense.

It had been a hard fought competition. Many trials and tribulations, and so many variety acts for the Gods and Goddesses of Heaven to enjoy. Each round had a new elimination until the five acts that remained played off for their chance to be Heaven’s Next Goddess.

As for the arena, the stage they’d performed on was rather large. A huge circular dome type building, with the stage at the front and rows of seats right in front of it, but also two balcony layers higher up as well. All the seats were pointed towards the stage, but everyone’s eyes were at the back of the arena. Divane didn’t want to move from her seat, which was on the upper balcony in her own private booth directly opposite the contestants. She was a large enough presence that no one had trouble seeing her though it did mean they had to crane their necks.

“Let’s just get the last places out of the way quickly.” She continued, reading from her piece of paper, “In fifth and fourth place: Akutsan and Merlobia respectively!”

The two to Aqua’s left were crushed. It wasn’t a massive surprise that Merlobia had been eliminated after such a problematic performance. Hindsight is 20/20, but at the same time the catlike deity really shouldn’t have incorporated laser beams in her disco show if she didn’t want to get distracted and chase the dots. Akutsan getting fifth was much more of an upset, the poor wind goddess had been a favourite to win with her amazing juggling show.

With both of them out, Aqua had a chance.

There could only be one winner. Even second place got nothing but a fancy badge as a runner up prize, while the winner got to become a deity. Aqua just wanted it so badly. Over the weeks she was the only one to not go for one perfect trick, but a variety of many: Water had shot from the crowd’s and even Divane’s heads, she’d created a paper masche rideable dragon, even created a beautiful water show with some fish that Gaia had smuggled from an underwater Earth realm.

“Better luck next time, darlings.” Divane cooed as the spotlights that had been illuminating Akutsan and Merlobia were shut off, leaving their sad faces behind to continue the show, “Now, in third place we have…” A drumroll from the house band near the front of the stage began as Aqua clenched her staff tightly, “Natales!”

All eyes were on the woman to Aqua’s right, “W-what?!” Her jaw was low, clearly upset by her ranking and not taking it very well. Natales was the ‘sob-story’ of the competition, and another to win the whole thing based on that alone. She was the only contestant that had been mortal. Living as a human before earning godhood after spending her years as a lowly monk. No friends, no family, no connections bar her one religious idol: Divane. She was more seen as a massive suck up, especially as her talent had been ‘reading poetry about Divane', so Natales was far from the people’s champion.

Still, she clenched her Divane Medallion and looked pleadingly to the booth, “My Goddess! That can't be righ-!”

“Never. Question me. Again.”

Biting her lip in fear, much of the room’s whimsy had been sucked out from that threatening snap. Divane’s flowery tone had vanished in that moment as she spoke seriously towards the ex-human, and all could see the final image of her upset face as the light above her was shut off.

Aqua probably should have felt pity, but she was feeling a little too excited.

A light began emitting above the crowd of deities. High above them a glowing staircase emerged, leading directly from the stage upwards to Divane’s throne box. The blonde Goddess elegantly strutted, taking the time to shift a hand through her hair and let it sparkle down to the enamoured audience.

Soon enough, Divane was between the two. Standing much taller than them, and twirling back around to the crowd with all the divine elegance she was known for.

“It’s been a long fight between these two lovely contestants! No matter who wins and who loses, these two have become Goddesses in all your hearts~” said Divane, an 'aww' emenating from the crowd. She kept microphone in hand as she guided the audience to look down to her left shin are. "To my left, we have an enigmatic and wonderfully diverse act! She wowed you all from the start with her crowd work and ability to give us a new set of party skills every round of the contest! Straight from the souls department... give it up for AQUAAAA!!!!"

The roar of the audience had become rather intoxicating for the bluenette. She quickly began waving around her hands as they clapped and cheered for her beaming face.

"And on my right, she's definitely the most unique acts of all of all the contestants! Her rock music perhaps wasn't to my tastes, but the reactions from all of you has kept her high on the leaderboards the entire contest! Punk, cute, and all in such a tiny package~! I want you all to make some delightful noise for GAIAAAAA!!!!"

Once more the cheering overtook the crowd. Gaia didn't eat it up anywhere near as much as Aqua, instead just giving a single two fingered salute as a response. All while chewing on some tobacco she'd created earlier. It was hard to say who had a bigger cheer as the mood was seemingly taking over everything, but Gaia didn't seem to care anyway. Instead just looking over to her friend and giving a single thumbs up.

Aqua and Gaia had fought hard to get here. So many weeks, months, and human years were dedicated to perfecting their acts. The hard work Gaia had put in to helping Aqua develop new skills like talking to fish or creating egg carton structures, from magic spells to magic tricks, Aqua had worked her butt off to try and be the best. In turn, Aqua had helped come up with rhythms for Gaia's music. Anytime she wasn't working on taking care of souls in her job, Aqua was down in Gaia's house either working or drinking. They'd become very close, and if there was anyone that she wanted to maybe lose to, it was Gaia.

“We collected all the votes from Gods, Goddesses, the audience, and finally my esteemed committee… this result is a culmination of all those points combined. I have in my hand the name of the deity that will join us in Heaven as your Next Goddess!"

Fingers crossed, dancing in place, Aqua was ironically praying to whoever would listen. So desperately wanting it to be her. All while her friend just continued to chew her tobacco.

"Your winner is..."

The tension was high. The air in the room electric. Everyone was on the edge of their seats for the next word...

"GAIA!”

And just like that, Aqua was crushed.

The absolute hollers and cheers from an elated audience were just knives in her soul at this point. She was happy for her friend as the light above her went out, but knowing she'd be back at the her job she hated tomorrow, and for all eternity, was a bit of a mood killer.

Already, the dark stage that Aqua was now a part of began to envelop her world view. Being quietly shuffled to the back with the other losers by an angel with a clipboard.

Her story truly did end here. While Gaia's was just beginning...

The crowd's cheers didn't stop. Confetti and roses being thrown to the plant girl's feet as the ceremonial winner's crown was placed on her head. The last thing Aqua saw before the door shut was Gaia stepping forwards to the front of the stage's microphone while waving elegantly to the crowd.

So she didn't hear what Gaia said to the crowd first.

“You’re all so fuckin’ stupid.”

“What did you just say?”

Gasps and shock had overtaken the once happy crowd. So much tension and surprise was flooding the room after Gaia’s outburst. She didn’t seem remorseful about it, practically repeating the words with her glare as she frowned to the crowd.

“I told you to repeat yourself!” Divane once more roared, stamping her foot towards the smaller green haired woman. "What did you just say you little-?!"

After no response, the giantess took one step towards Gaia.

CR-CRAACKKK RIPPPP FFTTT CCRSHHH FT FT FT

Her approach stopped immediately. Pointed vines, thick green tree trunks, and snapping giant flytraps suddenly grew from under the stage. Tearing the wood to smithereens and completely blocking even the huge Divane. Crisscrossed vines creating a mesh to still see the blonde, but she was unable to pass through the seal.

“Don’t worry, ya dumb bitch. I’ll say it again to get it through even your thick skull.” Gaia spat, flipping the massive woman off before turning back to the crowd to yell into the microphone once more, “You are all FUCKIN’ STUPID!”

Once more, gasps and shock reverberated through the crowd. Most of them were Gods and didn’t feel particularly threatened by the punk rocker, but there was a collection that had begun to evacuate under the assumption things would go awry fairly soon. Also some thought this was part of the show and were clapping.

“Did you really think I’d join you?! Did any of you cunts even listen to my bloody songs?! They were all about how much I hated Divane and her idiotic followers!”

Some confusion seemed to pass through her audience.

“We all thought you were just sucking up to Divane by writing songs about her!” Shouted some stranger in the dark mass of audience.

“Piss off! Ah’m not ruddy Natales!” Gaia snapped right back, “How did you not realise with mah fuckin’ song titles?! ‘Goddess Of Suffering’, ‘Purgatory Has Better Management’, ‘The Bitch In Charge Is The Absolute WORST!’?!”

Thumping against the vines, one Goddess had a bit of an objection to raise, “Excuse me?! Those were about ME?!”

“OBVIOUSLY! You! Are! The! WORST!" She dramatically pointed to the woman, "A Goddess that only won the popular vote to become our leader because you promised a thousand things you never followed through on!” Growled the punk, “Whatever happened to teleporters down to the bottom floors?! Rotating shifts so one lowly worker isn’t stuck on cleaning duty for all eternity?! Or any of the holiday time you promised your fuckin' angels!”

A murmur had begun, which made Divane’s stomach sink. She’d coasted by for a while without anyone bringing those topics up, mostly thanks to the iron fist punishments she was known for... and now some people were reminded that she had in fact promised those things.

“I-I’ve been very busy!”

“No! You haven’t!” Gaia stamped her tiny foot against the wood, “She delegates fucking EVERYTHING! Mostly to her poor overworked interns like Palutena! She never does anything but practises her terrible singing for stupid events like this!”

More rumbles from the crowd, and angry light daggers had begun slicing up the vines from Divane, “That's it! You are disqualified from the tournament!”

To drown her out, Gaia played a note on her electric tree guitar, still plugged into the amp system of the stage, “There was no way I'd ever be a Goddess like you idiots are! As long as this asshole sits on the throne, I wouldn't ever be free to be me! Plants need room to grow, and her tyranny forces us all to live in utter shit!”

“How DARE you?! You don’t know what it’s like to be in charge!”

“Ah know what it’s like to be tortured!” She yelled into the microphone, playing the guitar louder than the woman’s rage, “There’s reports that Divane has been singing for the souls that are supposed to be resting in peace! Last time I checked, only Hell tortures their victims!”

“YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!”

The room was pure white.

Blinding purity scorched the air, dazzling all eyeballs that happened to exist in a 30 mile radius of Divane. It was impossible to tell what had happened, but from the sounds of burning tree trunks falling and calm steps over pained groans… Gaia knew Divane was approaching her.

“G-get away!” She barked, but with her eyes still only showing pure white there was no way to know where Divane even was. Sending vines and leaves from her body in hopes she'd hit anything, “Ah mean it!” There were trees growing, whips lashing out in any direction it could, but the wild punk’s attacks did nothing.

Her vision came back just in time to find herself trapped.

A large circle of symbols surrounded her feet, and from the edges the light poured upwards. Gaia tried to slam her hand into it, but knowing it was the Head Goddess’ move there was no force of power Gaia could muster to break it. All she could do was hiss at the woman from behind her cage.

“Gaia. You are herby banished from Heaven for crimes against the ruler!” Divane announced. "Your powers will be stripped from you and you shall be sent to the mortal realm, where you’ll spend the rest of your pitifully short days as a lowly… human!”

Gasps and shocked tones came from the audience. One person even threw up. It was the most horrible thing most of them could think of, so to see it happen in person was too much. But instead of joining with the horror Gaia just grit her teeth at Divane.

“It don’t matter what happens to me! Just do it already you oversized-ass shithead!” Gaia spat back, making the woman cup her rear in shock, “Ah made the audience see you today! See who you really are! They may live in your thick shadow today, but one day someone will stand up ta ya! Everyone will get sick of living one more day in the afterlife with you in charge! It’s just a matter of time. And we're eternal, baby.”

Even facing oblivion as a mortal, Gaia held no fears for her future. She’d already arrived at the talent show expecting to die for her cause.

The crowd was restless. It was clear that there was certainly some level of truth to Gaia’s words. Though her punishment was now, a spark of rebellion had been lit by the punk.

And Divane knew it.

“Hmph. You think you’ve won by losing?” the blonde was tapping her foot before laughing lightly to herself, “How droll~ And here I thought you’d at least give us a show in your final moments. You know, I don’t think you’ve won over even a single person today.”

“Keep talking, fat lips.”

The blonde was clearly agitated, but managed to keep her rage to just a single eyebrow spasm, “You think juvenile insults makes your argument more valid? I say let’s put your words to the test, you tiny harlot!”

Divane snapped her fingers.

A single beam of light appeared near the front of the stage. Right beside the one Gaia was trapped in, suddenly appeared… her best friend.

“Eh? What? What’d I do?!”

“Aqua?!” Gaia gasped, slamming her hand against the light again, “You leave her outta this!”

Giving no mercy at all, Divane just looked at her nails, “She’s clearly been conspiring with you, so she deserves the same punishment.” she shrugged, “Humanization for the both of you. A short life on a boring little mortal realm… although, that is… IF little Aqua has been affected by your words.”

The minx just smiled down at Gaia, who raised a brow at the tall woman.

“Since Aqua happens to be in a nice little ring of truth, she won’t be able to lie at all. She’s heard all of your stories, all of your passions. So surely of all the people here, she’d be most willing to forgo this entire ‘Goddess’ life and join you as a martyr?”

All eyes were on the blue haired girl. She was terrified, looking between Divane, the crowd, and Gaia with shaking legs and tiny pupils.

Her friend slammed her hand against the side of the light. “Aqua, I’m sorry!” Gaia growled, “Ah didn’t mean ta get ya involved! I wanted you to… gah! Look, I-I’ll take care of you down there! I’m sorry ya don’t get ta follow your dream, but at least we’ll be together! At least…” She was clearly pained, and Aqua wanted to reach out and support her, but Divane’s laugh made her recoil her hand in fear.

“You speak as though she’s made up her mind!” Divane bellowed, “Yet we’ve still to ask her the question!”

As the blonde giant turned to her, Aqua squeaked in terror.

“Little Aqua. Would you like to join your friend on the mortal realm and live a pathetically short life? Or, as our runner-up winner, do you wish to become a Goddess?”

“The second one.”

Her hand flew to her mouth. Trying to slap the words she’d said back into their horrid home but it was too late. Aqua saw as her heartbroken friend gasped, locking with her teary disappointed eyes.

The world had ground to a halt as Aqua wanted to say something, anything to make it better, but nothing came out of her mouth.

In that moment, Gaia saw her rebellion crumble. Those in the crowd that had been looking like they’d been swayed now looked content. Divane had won, even Gaia’s number 2 didn’t believe in her cause, so why should they? Aqua’s greed had doomed her final act as a deity.

“G-Gaia…”

She couldn’t even look at the blue haired girl. “...fuck off and die, you damned Goddess. I hate you.”

Chuckling at her victory, Divane once more snapped her fingers, “Don’t feel bad love. She was simply jealous of my beauty and grace. Making lies up to suit her narrative, even a fool could see it was nonsense!”

The snapped fingers cause Gaia’s body to slowly lift up. Light covering her body, glowing brighter and brighter every second. The punk girl could do but one final act: flipping off everyone in the crowd. It was crass, but cathartic for her.

And as her final moments in Heaven drew to a close, she could see her ex-friend quivering in place. Aqua’s final sight of Gaia was her angrily pointing her middle finger to her and then vanishing in a beam of light.

The crowd clapped at Divane’s victory. She took a large bow to her audience, soaking in their praise and approval as Aqua could only stare at where her friend had just been.


Back to the present...


The gala’s energy was electric. Never in however many years had one been so exciting as this, with literally everything to play for and the future on the line.

At the starting line there were many different shapes and sizes of Harem Knight, with around twenty applicants all ready and waiting to put their harem on the line for a chance of glory. Many of the nobles had chosen to become their own knight’s to have their seed be the one that carries forward, and these were weak men now. Older or fatter than those houses that had chosen a new Knight to carry the future, as was the original intent of the programme. Some were clearly self conscious about this fact as the room watched their naked bodies step up to the starting line.

“Even with them, this isn’t going to be easy,” Kazuma mumbled to Aqua, “We’re going to have to come up with some strict strategies so we aren’t left behind by our point disadvantage.”

“Mhmm.”

"I think we should try and play to our one advantage and get as many multipliers as we can. While everyone else focuses on getting big number on the important person, we go for combos and get the biggest body count with all the varied sex moves we can. You good with that plan?"

"Mmhmm."

Her uninterested shrug made Kazuma tighten his eyes, “Oi, are you listening? You may as well leave this to me if you’re going to half-ass this.”

“I’m not going to be lazy!” She snapped back, waving her strap-on at the man, “I know how serious this is!”

“Indeed it is, Lady Aqua.”

The two turned to see a very stocky boy standing bravely with his hair blowing in a heroic wind. His muscles were quite defined, almost looking like an action figure of himself with an almost generic hero build. The reaction from the females in the crowd was quite loud from how attractive the man was compared to so many other men around him. Mitsurugi was wearing his serious face as he stared determined towards the doors that were about to be opened.

“I intend to win both the contest and your heart, Lady Aqua.” He announced, jabbing a finger into Kazuma's bare chest, “The sooner that good hard working women are out of the hands of that demonstrable pervert, the better. With all the power that pumps through my veins, and all the faith I have in my heart, I shall win this contest for the honour of House Donnelly!”

“Average penis.”

The wind was immediately knocked out of Mitsurugi’s sails. Practically turning him to stone from the comment hurting him so badly. With the man’s average heroic build came an equally average wang, nothing bad by any means but somewhat disappointing for those that had a different fantasy from the brave hero.

Kazuma basically wanted to use his dick as a cane. He was that cocky right now. Twirling it around, leaning on its length, doing a little dance, if he could have he would have but there wasn’t the time. It was pretty obvious that many women in the crowd had seen his third leg and were reconsidering their opinions of the silly adventurer they’d written off as a joke.

“I-it’s what you do with it…” The taller man mumbled, deciding to just move back to his original position at the front of the pack of Knights before the doors opened for real. All while Kazuma grinned evilly at him from behind.

Aqua still had her arms folded under her breasts in a huff, “Whoever that guy was, Kazuma, he may have a point.”

“Yeah? But my point is much bigger, hehehehe.”

The lecherous smile of the boy didn’t deter her from giving him a serious look. His smile faded away as their eyes locked, similar to how the rest of the world seemed to fade away. Only vague sounds of the King counting down the last few seconds before the doors opened could be heard.

"EVERYONE GET READY! STARTING IN THREE...!"

“Kazuma.” said Aqua, a resolve in her voice that Kazuma hadn’t heard before, “Whoever gets the most points between us two should keep the harem for themselves.”

"TWO...!"

Her words hung heavy between them. From the crowd, Darkness could see something was happening between them but she had no way to tell what, and it was making her worried as the contest’s final pre-moments counted down. Eyes locked on each other with seriousness deep in their frowns.

“Aqua, what the hell are you talking about?”

“ONE!”

Chapter 89: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 8: Fucking for the Future)

Summary:

This is where the fun begins.

(Also, coincidentally releasing this on Aqua's birthday, woo~)

Chapter Text

The whole group began shuffling forwards like it was the start of a marathon, though with just a couple more horny runners.

“You heard me.” She bit back while walking forwards, a fierce glare between them even with Kazuma’s angry confusion, “They’re going to be keeping score. Whoever wins this deserves the whole harem.” There was a fierceness, but still an underlying level of upset with her eyes that Kazuma didn’t know how to argue with, “When I win, I’ll take care of everyone and help them raise their babies, while you can just walk off into the sunset with Darkness!”

The woman had joined the frenzied run that overtook the Harem Knights. Many rushing forward through the massive hall and pushing their fellow Knights to the ground. Some had dove into one of the many rooms in the long corridor, sounds of maids and staff gasping in rooms. Other Knights were clearly hunting for bigger prizes and closing doors on maids before rushing further into the castle.

Aqua burst into a large library, a virile swagger in her step as she hunted for pussy. Inside the room were two maids, young brunettes that were dusting the cobwebs from the old tomes and scrolls, and both were very surprised when a Goddess tackled one of them to the ground.

“Oh my!” The maid gasped, “Pl-please be gentle with me!” She squeaked as a pair of fingers suddenly found her sex. Aqua had to convince herself that she liked this random maid, but as soon as she did her skills increased immensely. Kissing the tackled maid intensely while stickying up her fingers.

They weren’t the only ones in the library, Kazuma had been hot on her trail, angrily keeping the argument going while grabbing the other maid, “Idiot! If we don’t work together we could both lose everything here!” He yelled, casually ripping open her top to begin instinctively massaging the woman’s breasts.

“Shut up! Don’t call me an idiot!” Aqua barked back, keeping her anger directed towards Kazuma as she fingered the moaning maid. The added incentive to leave, combined with her overpowering rage, made the poor staff worker rithe under her fingerwork. A similar amount of moaning as the other maid, who was getting off with the heated prick between her bosoms combined with his expert fondling.

“Why are you even doing this?!” There was a lot of shouting over moaning. “Why can’t we work together?! This is for Darkness!”

“I thought I was a useless, good for nothing, goddess?! Why don’t you just go back home and hide in the kotatsu like always!”

“You do that too!”

The explosive orgasm of both maids went almost unnoticed by the pair, glaring at each other during the entire event before standing up and running from the room together. Leaving two very overheated maids to worry about their squirt on the books.

Fighting continued into the next room, a war room with a large round table as its central piece de resistance. Rushing into the room, they barely even registered the other Harem Knight humping away at his first woman. Trying his hardest to get off the maid while excitedly having two more waiting their turns.

“Quit following me, Kazuma!”

“Not until I find out what's happening!”

“O-oi! They were mine!”

Neither seemed to care about what he had to say. After rushing in and gently bringing both staff members to lying positions, both Kazuma and Aqua’s faces were inside the two maid’s legs as they lay flat on their backs with knees up. Licking wildly at their pussies, the Harem Knights were already causing more moans in seconds than the boy had achieved in minutes.

"Now you're copying me too?!" said Aqua during a breath of air.

Kazuma left the pussy his was licking briefly too, "We're in a SEX competition, idiot! Something we're SUPPOSED to be doing together!" More suckled licks as his fingers played with her clit, "Explain yourself already!"

“Fine, Kazuma! You want an explanation?!” she huffed over her maid's moans, “The Demon King is gone!” And then she began licking again.

"That’s not an explanation!”

“It is!” She hissed, “It’s not my fault you’re just too dumb to understand!”

Once more their maids shuddered and moaned, gasping out for more from the cunning linguists as they rocked their worlds. Still arguing away, Kazuma and Aqua were already on their way out the door by the time the other man had even registered what had happened.

But as soon as they were out the door there was a crossroad of corridors of where to go next. Before Aqua could rush off once more, Kazuma grabbed her wrist tightly. “So what if I am dumb?! Explain this shitty attitude to me, please.”

There was a beat, mostly of Aqua trying to escape the grab to no avail, but she clearly exhaled some form of acceptance, “The Demon King is gone… which means my job as your 'cheat item' is done, Kazuma…” She admitted, a clear upset look in her eyes as she suddenly looked very pitiable, “...you have no use for me, and I-I have no reason to stay on this plane of existence anymore… right?”

It was a sudden turn from their angry yelling. So much so that Kazuma was bamboozled by the question. Lips flapping up and down like a fish, missing his one chance to have Aqua’s eyebrows not lower angrily at him.

“Exactly. Maybe you don’t have a reason for me to stay, but I can still make a reason by taking care of the harem from now on! I'm the Goddess, so the new babies you made are better off in my care than your stinky NEET hands! Then we’ll all live happily ever after, without you!”

With an instant turn, Aqua walked down the southerly corridor and quickly entered another door. Leaving the naked Kazuma all alone to kick himself for not saying anything, but also being frustrated by her actions in general.

“Fuckin…! WOMEN!” He yelled before turning to the north hallway and setting off in the other direction.


Minutes turned to hours as the competition rolled forwards. Competitors fought for points hard, though many older Knights began falling behind and failing to get erections after a few loads.

As usual, we have here a collection of splatter shot scenes from across the hours:


“I hope Kazuma and Aqua are going to be okay,” Darkness frowned, “I have a bad feeling about their anger. It wasn’t… usual.”

The rest of the gala had returned to their seats or thrones. Eyes watching the magical blackboard intensely as points began moving on their own. House of Dustiness was off the starting point that so many were failing on, but it was a long climb to the top for any team.

Luckily the board was split into three portions, with the first row being rules and the second row being the current leaderboard, there was a third row on the board to keep track of who had earned what points and how. Things like ‘Kennedy - Maid - Anal - 6 points.’ or ‘Frankie - Knight - Breasts - 4 points.’ were scrolling past with some families getting rather agitated by certain decisions their Harem Knight was making.

“It hasn’t seemed to slow them down,” said Sena, keeping her own notes on the pair’s process in her writing pad. The prosecutor side of Sena never really leaving her veins, “I’m sure they know the risks. I for one would hate to return to this life after being treated by well you, Mistress.” The woman admitted to a smiling Darkness, “Plus… I may have burned some bridges tonight.”

The table to their right wasn’t having it though, “Hmph! Don’t get cocky!” Karen huffed, “There’s no one better at seducing than my Mitsu-chan!”

“He’s yet to start.” Sena pointed out. Karen’s deflated shoulders made Darkness giggle quite a bit.

Right there with many others the 'House of Donnelly' was sat at 0 points.

"What the hell?!" She screamed, tearing at her hair, "What is Mitsu-chan doing!?"


“I know we’ve only known each other for a brief time… but I believe that you and I could be very happy together. Would you do me the honour of becoming my ninth potential bride to be? I promise that I will make you an honest woman, Miss Lisa Tuberts, and in doing so, you will make me an honest man.”

Some of the other Harem Knights were baffled by the legendary hero’s approach to the challenge. Down on one knee at the first hurdle, a nice looking blue haired maid that he’d instantly begun proposing to after hearing her name.

“Uhm…” She awkwardly replied, “I-I was just told I was needed for the sex? Y-you’re making me a bit uncomfortable…”

A few snickers and quiet jabs at the honest man’s attempt as he apologised to the maid and continued on his way with cheeks full of blood.


“Hmm, your pussy is really tasty,” Aqua purred into the blonde knight’s crotch she’d found. “I knew it would, didn’t I tell you? I’m the best at identifying who has tasty pussies.”

It was like the knight was just constructed from moans and groans, barely making out a single: “Y-yes, you d-did, b-AH!” before melting back into Aqua’s mouth.

“Lots of lovely salty sweat, mixed with some natural tang. I could taste you for the rest of the night.” She licked and lapped, looking like she was playing the moaning woman as an wind instrument, and expertly at that. The other knights were amazed. Oka had made such a statement of disgust against the competition. Saying she refused to let any filthy man come anywhere close to her, lest they be rendered headless rather quickly.

So when Aqua had managed to wander into the stables and seduce the muscled blonde so quickly they were left to wonder… should they surrender to her charms as well? The moans and groans had them all growing heated under the collar. With the size of Aqua’s Kazu-strap-on growing increasingly more tempting by the second.

"Mmmm... oi." The woman suddenly snapped towards her jumpy onlookers, "I need to make a lot of points quicker than Kazuma. As a pure Goddess I think you should all do as I say and join in, got it?"

Her lowered eyes were glaring at them, still having a single strand of saliva from her mouth with one of their captain's pubic hairs on her lips, but even with the dominant tone they realistically didn't have to do as she sai-

"Do as she says."

Oka on the other hand, yes they did have to do as she said. Aqua's minor pause from licking the throbbing blonde's snatch had already made her angry, so if Oka said to get into a massive orgy with her then they'd do it.

Aqua was already beaming, "Aww, thanks everyone! I need to do a different thing with all of you, so why don't you open up your slit for this dildo, and you suck my boobies while I use my fingers, and everyone else find a spot or wait your turn!" She roared, quickly thrusting into the woman below her hard and fast. "Don't worry! For helping me I like you all!"

The normality quickly activated to make her sex skill even greater than they were. The tongue that was in Oka made her jump at how greatly it was identifying her sensitive spots. All while the girl she fingered moaned into Aqua's tits and the girl with the Kazu-dildo melted underneath her captain's body.

It was a tight fit, but Aqua was soon duel wielding four women at once. Just a mass of knights getting absolutely fucked by the Goddess and earning an absolute ton of points.

"Hehe... the harem is as good as mine."


"Oi! Who the fuck are you?!"

Kazuma had just been pleasuring a lady chef in the kitchen by licking her pussy before a sudden black flash had stolen her moments before she orgasmed. The chef instead climaxed on the cock of a man with a black scarf around his mouth and a headband on his forehead.

"Don't steal my points like that, asshole!"

"You are not the only one who wishes to win, Satou Kazuma of the house Dustiness-Ford." The man shot back, "This is the Harem Knight Gala! All of us wish to be the one who gets the King's favour!"

Kazuma just growled, "I'm not gonna take that from some chūnibyō-ninja-wannabe!"

"Yes, you will."

And just like that he was gone. Disappearing in the same black flash he'd arrived in, now with just one lady chef a little less close to climax. Kazuma could only stamp his foot in frustration. Leaving the kitchen area to find the next woman on his quest.

Unfortunately, it wasn't that simple.

The ninja had marked him as an easy target. For the next twenty minutes, Kazuma could earn close to no points from the ninja man's sudden interruptions. Even when Kazuma had a girl pinned down beneath him and close to climax, the ninja would appear, slam his cock into her mouth, and share the points earned by Kazuma. Not only that, our hero was only earning half the points he was due to needing to share with Aqua. If Kazuma wasn't careful he'd hand this ninja the win.

"Son of a fucking bitch," Kazuma muttered, using his enemy detection skill to keep track of the ninja but being unable to do anything about it. "No... if I get angry then he'll easily take the win... I have to be smarter."

"I have to go... Ultra Instinct."

Bursting through into another corridor, Kazuma was greeted with a line of eight women. Five maids and three knights all scattered and walking around casually. He could also sense the ninja above him, waiting in the shadows to pounce as soon as the first girl neared climax.

All of them looked at Kazuma, wondering which of them he'd pick.

But all he did was stand there and breath to himself. Deep and long breaths. It was almost like he was searching for something within himself and time was crawling to a stand still because of it.

"I'm about to do eight kinky things in a row..." Kazuma explained with a low voice, "Try to keep up, asshole."

The ninja tilted his head, only for his eyes to widen suddenly at the speed Kazuma unleashed.

Instantly he was at the first maid with her clothes ripping from her body. The entire dress section of her outfit being thrown far off into the distance of the corridor by the boy. "You like exhibition and to be SPANKED!" He loudly announced before several whip cracks of fingers slammed into the brunette maid's bubble butt. The ninja hadn't even moved yet, and already the red marks on her ass were making her moan loudly... enough to cum.

But even as the maid began falling to the floor, Kazuma had grabbed the remnants of her dress from the air and wrapped it tightly around the eyes of the next girl. "You've always wanted to be blindfolded and fondled!" Kazuma's fingers quickly groped the tan skinned woman's smaller breasts over her maid outfit. Vigorously and tightly clamping down on her specific fetish, while also rapidly fingering her pussy as well.

The ninja wasn't having it though, finally leaving his perch to roll on the floor and rush towards the second girl. He could still... but it was too late, with a loud moan she squirted onto the marble below her.

Enough pussy juice to make the floor unimaginably wet.

"SHIT!" scarf man yelled as his speed fought against him and he skidded into a nearby cabinet. As he shook his head from the pain, he could see that Kazuma was already on maid three AND his first knight!

"You like big dicks choking you and staying there!" He yelled to the maid who's throat he was filling, before pointing over to the red haired knight dramatically, "And you want to masturbate while I call you derogatory slurs, bitch! Slut! Whore!"

"Ohh fuuckkkk...!" She suddenly had her hand in her panties and rubbed violently, "H-how did you kn-know-?!"

"That you're a dirty little fuck-bitch that likes to be degraded by trashy guys?" He snapped at her, only making the redhead moan more, "None of your damned business. Now masturbate harder before I come over there and stand on your back until you c-cum." He choked up a little from the intense blowjob he was getting from the maid. So many of their kinks were extreme, but he had the kinkiest girl in the world as a girlfriend. This was child's play.

Unlike Darkness, Ninja-guy had next to no constitution. Needing a full minute to pull his nearly naked body from the broken wooden cabinet before he felt he could go on the attack again. By that point though, Kazuma had made the next two women orgasm... and was nowhere to be seen.

"Oi, I need your scarf."

He had just enough time to whip his head around to see that Kazuma was behind him before a plume of earth was blown into his eyes. "GUAH?! Ch-cheap shot!"

"Earth plus gust is horribly painful, isn't it? People always disregard the simple magic, hehe." He could hear the smirk in Kazuma's voice as he rubbed his dying eyeballs, "Steal!"

"N-no! My face must not be revealed!" He hissed while both rubbing his eyes and hiding his suddenly coverless mouth. "It is not the ninja way!"

"Well I need it to bondage the next maid. BIND!" Kazuma once more activated a skill. Ninja-guy could only assume what was happening from the sudden moans pouring from farther into the corridor. There was nothing he could do until the dust properly left his vision.

Kazuma wasn't leaving anything to chance, instead ordering the second knight in the sequence, "Now you've always wanted to give someone a strip show so get stripping," He pointed to the knight. The blue haired girl gulped with a bright red face before shrugging and shaking her booty.

It was a struggle, but with some effort it didn't take the ninja long to clear his eyes. Enough to be able to see blobs at least.

Kazuma hadn't stuck his dick in anyone yet, instead letting the bonded maid and twerking knight enjoy themselves amongst the chaos. So the ninja saw his opportunity when he quickly began rushing towards the last and largest lady knight.

"I know what you want! You want to be kissed delicately on the nose!"

'Perfect!' he thought to himself, activating his skill to appear right in front of Kazuma before he could finish the last knight. It would definitely be something gained, and the competition wasn't over yet!

"What? Me don't want that."

"Oh, right. Yeah, you're the sadist that wants to violently kick me in the testicles! Have at it, I'm wide open for you."

Not needing to be told twice, the large muscular lady knight reared her leg back and threw it quickly towards Kazuma's groin.

Only for a certain ninja to teleport between the pair and get in the way at the last second.

"AAIIIIEEEEEPPPP!!!!!"

As the man fell over, writhing in pain, Kazuma couldn't help but feel a certain level of sympathy for his fellow man, "Ooh, ouch. Guess you won those points, buddy! Good job." Well, not sympathetic enough to NOT gloat.

"Mm!" The ninja whimpered, clenching his aching groin and fainting from the immense pain his tender and very very bruised penis was feeling.

"Phew, glad that's over with." Kazuma wiped his brow, looking around the knights with pride, "Now we can enjoy ourselves again! Though I hope you were satisfied with just one dick kick cause I ain't going through that."

Muscled knight shrugged, "Me content."

"Good, I'll be sure to fill you up nice and proper with cum as a thank you," He bowed. Though it was then that Kazuma noticed he was still one maid short on his instinct radar, "Hmmm you... you want me to feed you milk from my mouth like a mama bird?"

The maid went incredibly red faced. "Wh-wh-what?! NO WAY!"

"You have some in your pocket don't you?"

She squeaked, placing her hands against her blood filled cheeks and whimpering. "...yes! I'm sorry! I-I-I thought th-this was a ch-chance to-!"

"Get the fuck over here then. I need all the points I can get and that sounds definitely kinky enough for ten. Let's get kinky!"


Someone did end up finding the first important person during the first few hours.

She had snow white hair tied in a braid down her back, and similar white clothing with red accents that had been roughly cast onto the floor. The woman was slightly older, but had a body that most twenty year olds would yearn for. With only her eyes seemingly showing the wisdom she held in her soul, with a small but warm smile underneath them for the man who found her first.

“Thank you, Sir Mitsurugi,” The royal visitor smiled at the boy's penis thrusting into her cleavage. "But I thought I told you I was the special point bonus? Did you not wish to go for anything more kinky than simple breast play?"

There was a deep frown in the boy's soul as he truly thought that the titfuck was kinky enough...

He raised his hand sympathetically, "Th-that's alright. I simply wish to make you happy. Perhaps there are bonus points for the man who treated the women with the most respect."

"There isn't."

"I... uh, okay."

Her eyes really were also egging him on to take the next step with her. Even if her soft and large breasts were entertaining the both of them she wanted a little more action. Why else would she have accepted such a strange competition than to find the best Harem Knight? Mitsurugi was certainly the one she was looking for... right?


“To think, I’d just so happen to run into you two.”

“Oh no…”

“Anyone but him. Please, God, anyone but him!”

Rain and Claire knew the risks, but had been personally asked by the King to participate in the competition. They were Iris’ personal wizard and knight respectively. As such they’d had so many interactions with the boy that had refused to leave the castle. Falsely claiming to be her ‘big brother’ and making their lives a living hell.

And now he was naked, in front of them, after having locked the door behind himself.

“I think I’m going to enjoy myself here.” said Kazuma with a cocky grin, cracking his neck and hands while slowly walking towards the two terrified women.


"Hey, where's Karen?"

"...oh, that awful woman."


"No really, you're clearly at war with that smelly Lalatina! You should join my harem!" The blonde had been following Aqua around for a few minutes now. Even with all of Aqua's running away she could not lose the persistent pusher. "Wouldn't you like to trade up from that loser Kazuma to the pristine and perfect Mitsu-chan?!"

"I don't know who that is!"

"How dare you lie to me!!!"

They were rushing through the halls. Leaving plenty of potential partners in the dust, even going so far into the structure to pass Iris' room, but no matter how the scared Aqua ran she couldn't get rid of the blonde noble.

"Waahhh!! Leave me alone!! I have to get points!"

Karen was keeping pace amazingly for a woman in heels, "Obviously for the house of Donnelly! Lalatina doesn't want you, Kazuma hates you, so join me and we can become the gre-OMPH!"

Trying to blot her words out as best she could from how much they were stinging, Aqua didn't even register she was running away from a woman that had completely stopped until it was too late. Karen Donnelly had been absolutely clotheslined grabbed by an unmovable arm that had appeared from nowhere. Winded and surprised, she struggled to get the next few words out.

"Who... -kff!- w-who d-dares...?!"

"Oh, I'm just a lowly Harem Knight looking for some points, and you look like a mighty special lady." The blonde and muscular woman in a black and white mask grinned. Dragging her smaller body over to the nearest bed before throwing Karen onto it.

"Ugh, I knew this might happen once I entered the fray..." Karen hissed to herself, "Could you at least remove the mask? You're reminding me too much of that awful Lalatina."

With a twitch of her eyebrow, the masked woman began strapping on the Kazu-brand-dildo she'd brought with her, "Oh, I'm so~ going to enjoy this." She smirked wildly at the mildly scared woman.


“Sorry you two, I think I’ve spent too much time here as it is.” said Kazuma, getting to his feet and walking away, “I hope you know I pulled all of my best moves on you cause I know you had such petty reservations about me, but now I have to get back to the rest of my adoring public and the competition. I'll see you both later~!”

The door was unlocked quickly as Kazuma hurried through it to find his next sexual conquest.

Leaving a cum drunk Rain and a still orgasming Claire to cuddle with each other in the vast afterglow they'd been gifted with. White splatters coated their body and the bed around them like they'd just exploded a light-type slime monster.

“H-how many times did you…?”

“Seventeen.” Rain admitted, sighing deeply to try and calm some of her still heated loin itches, “You?”

As soon as Claire’s pussy simmered she replied, “T-twenty one now… I’ll give the bastard this… he is quite good at sex.”

“I’m so glad you were the one who said it and not me,” laughed the wizard girl, placing her cum soaked hat on her head before adding, “Do you think his harem has openings?”


The hours of fucking were really starting to take their toll on many of the Knights.

Some had accepted they weren't young enough to keep going after a certain number of ejaculations. Their cocks wilting like their hopes of becoming the King's next Harem Master. Some were nobles themselves that were in near tears, wishing they'd chosen someone younger like the programme intended they do, rather than let themselves be the Knight. Now they faced eternity, with nothing but their horrible wives as comfort. So they wept.

Others were trying to fight on. The younger men still had some gumption in their souls left to have sex with strangers until the very end.

In a certain bedroom was three men with three female knights. They were a group of elite Knights were managing to hold in all of their cum the entire night. No matter how many pussies they fucked, they'd just edge themselves off until they could continue fucking without ejaculation. It was tough, but would take an act of god to make their iron will from making them cum.

"Hey boys~"

The three turned to see a blue haired woman with a fake cock bobbing away on her hips.

"That's the Dustiness-Ford lady." One man pointed, "Probably trying to take our points from us."

Second guy shook his head determinedly, "Not happening! We are strong, brothers! We will fight on!"

"Please stop saying such cringy things, Jeff..." Third guy sighed.

Waltzing casually into the bedroom, Aqua seemed rather nonplussed about their rage, "I'm not here to steal, just here to offer something..."

"Yeah? Have you seen our bodies and want a taste?"

"The harlot has a trick up her sleeve! If we fight as one, we'll never fall for it!"

"Jeff, please."

Aqua had lost Karen, and so was able to finally enact the plan she'd been working on. "No plan, no trick, I just was going to offer some lube." She said with a shrug, "You've heard about SatOrgasms, yeah?"

The three paused their humping, eyes going wide.

"Y-you mean the orgasms you get from having sex with a girl filled with Satou Kazuma's cum?" Guy one gulped, "The one they say is incredibly satisfying for both guy and girl?"

"D-don't let her win the war..." Jeff gulped as well, "This place is full of cum filled pussies! She has no idea which houses the, uh, stuff..."

"I don't need to know," smiled an overly sweet Aqua, guiding their eyes down to her fake cock, "I can just fill up the ones you're using currently. My favourite semen will come outta this no matter what I do. You still get the points when your partner cums, but you get to feel the holy rapture that so many Axis members feel so often." Her venomously sweet words were like the snake of Eden. So tempting for the soldiers that had been holding their orgasms for so long...


In one of the many bunk rooms for the many maids of the castle, the hero of the land was currently having his way with a lovely busty maid. It was his first ever experience with anal, but after putting it off for so long he had to get at least one bonus lest be left behind.

“Oi, Mitchurugi.”

He'd been concentrating on his maid's pleasure, so the adventurer was rather startled when another man threw a different maid onto the bed next to him. The tell tale sign of an oversized cock when mounting the woman was enough for the man's stomach to drop.

"Oh heavens, why did it have to be him?"

Ignoring the whining, Kazuma was looking at his rival with a strange level of seriousness, “Did you do it?”

“I’m doing her you annoying man!” He moaned while thrusting harder into the maid's rectal cavity.

“Not her. It.” Kazuma repeated, “Was it you who killed the Demon King?”

Mitsurugi paused, finally turning to look at the other adventurer. Matching his serious frown and sighing, “Hmph. Finally a fair question from you... no, Satou Kazuma. I did not stab the foul beast myself. I’ve been unfortunately busy with Harem Knight duties this week. Besides, King Jeronim preferred me off the front lines of the war, as he wanted some reliable talent to take care of the kingdom’s ever growing quests.”

"And how's that been going for you?" said Kazuma sarcastically, easily throwing up his defences when Mitsurugi started sassing him, "I hear we've been losing for a while, oh great hero."

"Says the man more content to spend his time with a succubus dreaming of success than taking it himself."

"Don't talk shit about my succubae!" Kazuma growled, "You wanna talk about success? See you at the end of the contest, Assurugi."

It was then that Mitsurugi noticed that his rival had somehow managed to easily make the maid he'd thrown to the bed orgasm completely. She was twitching on her back with a lovely content smile as Kazuma was already picking a new maid to bang. He could only growl at the annoyingly sex-competent boy and try his best to bring the current maid he was enjoying to anal orgasm quicker.


"W-wait! Please tell me your name! I m-must have you in m-my harem!"

Darkness hissed into Karen's ear from behind, "No. I think I'm happy where I am, thanks." She chuckled before throwing her whole strength into fucking her old rival hard and fast. Karen's moans could be heard throughout most of the castle, with Mitsurugi wondering where he'd heard the voice from previously.


"Another satisfied group of women," Aqua chuckled after leaving the three passed out elites. Turns out a Sat-Orgasm mixed with few hours of edging was enough to send anyone to sleep. Aqua didn't care though, she'd taken the men out while also sneaking in some point additions of her own. Making those maids cum with Kazuma's jizz was super fun.

But as she began looking for her next target, Aqua ran into a problem.

“Hey! Where’s all the women?”

She was scouring the rooms, checking over the ones she’d already completed, but finding no one who was still standing. Women were cum stricken and filled. Men were drained and withered. But the main theme was that they were all unconscious, and that meant no more points could be gained from them.

It was getting desperate. How was the King out of servants already?! They’d only been seducing for around three hours!

And surely the Harem Knights could have gone for longer? Aqua was almost tempted to heal people in case they were infected with curses. Though she had enough sense not to revive her enemies too quickly, lest they continue gaining points.

“Come on!” She whined, struggling to find anyone even sitting upright, “There’s gotta be someone!” As she passed by a crooked door, she finally saw some jumping tits, “YES! Finally!”

The goddess burst through the door to find a lovely brown skinned knight and the last person she wanted to see.

“Kazuma?!”

“Kazuma here,” He waved back from under the knight, she was currently riding him reverse cowgirl while struggling to fit his whole cock in her cunt. It bumped against her inner mons with every thrust, protruding her muscles very gently as her pussy gushed liquid onto Paul and Inari Okami. She was lost in her own world while Kazuma easily kept his focus on Aqua, “What are you doing here? Go and get more points!”

“There’s no one left to give points!” She snapped back, quickly stomping forward and grabbing the brown knight’s chest, “You have to share this one!”

The knight moaned from the contact, “Hnnnggg!”

Aqua smiled until her stomach was lightly shoved by Kazuma's foot forcing her away, “No way! You made such a stink about doing this as two solo acts! Get your own sexy knight!”

“Kazuma! Let me win!” She huffed while stamping her foot before trying to clamber back into the fray.

“SHI~ET! Don’t pull on my pubes!”

“I’m not! They just happened to be there when I put my hand down!”

“Gawwwddd!” The woman groaned when Aqua bit into her tit, “Oh! OOHHH!!!”

The dicked individual quickly latched onto her back like an eel and swung her down to the bed away from Aqua. The knight’s face slammed into the pillow as Kazuma began humping very intensely into his prize, his body completely blocking Aqua’s access, “I said she was mine!”

“No fair!” the woman huffed, their eyes glaring daggers at each other while the knight just melted into the mattress.

With an evil thought, Aqua quickly kissed the tip of her finger. “Sensitivity blessing!” She announced before rushing forwards with a pink heart on her index aimed right at Kazuma’s butthole.

“HEY!”

He dodged just in time, raising his butt away for Aqua’s finger to land on the knight’s bulbous tushy. She yelped out in surprise, and since Kazuma refused to stop fucking her the intense feelings of the Goddess’ blessing suddenly kicked into overdrive. The woman began screaming from the thick pipe that was demolishing her inner walls.

“Why the fuck are you attacking me?!”

“I’m just making you feel better~” Aqua deviously grinned, wiggling her finger at his butthole, “What, afraid you might enjoy what I scratch back there?”

He grimaced at her, “Grr… this shit is going too far now.”

“AAHHHHHHHH FFUUUUUUCCCCKKKAFFFUFUUCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!”

“Look, I’m sorry you’re upset but we have to work together to win the contest!”

She gave an unimpressed click of her tongue, “You’re sorry I’m upset?”

“Gah! I know that sounds bad, but I’m trying to focus on keeping our harem together!”

“P-PLEASE LET ME RESSSTT!!! YOU ALLREADYYYY MADE MEEE CUUUMMMMMM!!!!!”

“Just leave it all to me! You always want to just be lazy and stay inside!”

“So do you! This won’t be like your religion where you can sit back for eternity and hope for the best, there’s kids that need to be raised and money that needs to be made!”

“Stop being an asshole!”

“Stop being so stubborn!”

“STOP MAKING ME CUUUMMMMM!!!!!”


The clock in the main hall was winding to a close. Many competitors had given up hours ago, but there was still some points being gained in the final moments. To keep the reveal more exciting, the King had ordered the blackboard be covered for the final hour. No one knew who had pulled ahead or had made some final crazy plays, but everyone was on the edge of their seats waiting for the results.

Mitsurugi arrived back into the room looking rather tired, but seemingly satisfied with his performance. The room of people all clapping at the hero who waved at his fans and friends alike, “Yes, I have arrived back.” He said to the room as Fio and Cremea leapt into his tired arms, “Thank you both, and thank the King for his wonderful assortment of women. I enjoyed all five of them, and made sure they were thoroughly satisfied with my performance. Furthermore, I-”

“FUCK YOU!”

“DIE!”

That seemed to stop his speech, everyone looking at the door he’d just walked through with confusion, “What’s happening out there?”

CRASH!!!!!

Two naked people burst through the door, each childishly grabbing or gnawing at each other. Pulling hair, fishhooking mouths, kicking chests, it was all kicking off in the dust cloud of limbs and attacks.

“Kazuma! Aqua! What are you doing?!” Darkness yelled, quickly hurrying over like a distressed housewife, “Please! Stop fighting!”

“Satou Kazuma is attacking this woman!” Mitsurugi declared from the barrage, both Aqua and Kazuma managing to hit him more than each other after he’d been enveloped by their fight, “C-cease this at once! Ow! You-you are in the-ow!-presence of the K-King!”

Neither gave much of a response as they continued to just punch and kick.

Darkness finally got her hands into them, grabbing the back of their necks like they were cats and keeping them at arm's reach from each other.

“What has gotten into you?!” She barked, giving very stern looks to both children, “I thought you’d finally learned to get along! Now you’re physically assaulting each other and you aren’t even including me!”

“Well you’re just as bad as him!”

Both Darkness and Kazuma were surprised at that, a teary-eyed girl in her hand who was on the end of her rope, “I just wanted to talk! But it was sex this, breeding that, and before I knew it you two were a couple! A pair! I didn’t even get to go on a date with Darkness and now you want to send me back to Heaven! Like I’m just some… thing to be used!”

“Aqua… I-”

“GAHHHHFUUUCKKKK!!!!”

Kazuma suddenly slammed his palms into his forehead. A searing pain ripping through him as he screamed in agony.

“Kazuma?! What is it?!”

“I didn’t do it!”

Darkness let both of them go and Kazuma stumbled around while still clutching his head. He slammed against the wall, eyes darting around while clutching his temples. “FUCK! E-enemy detection… going crazy!” He pointed up to the ceiling very briefly before yelling and diving to the floor, “GGNNNINCOMING! EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK!”

It started with a whistle. Almost imperceptible to so many, but in their memories they’d hear it clear as day. It was the last sound before the-

CRA-KASSHHHH!

The ceiling was destroyed in an instant, rubble and debris scattering down from above to cover the entire area with dust.

Crumbling stones. Screaming. Panic and chaos, all these things began to flood the room after the initial impact.

"What's happening?!" Was one yell from the crowd, "Is this an attack?!" yelled another, "What happened to the barrier around the castle?!"

"Everyone! Get back!" The King roared, rushing towards the impact zone, wasting no time in proving his leadership, "Pick up the wounded! Get to safety! NOW!"

No one needed to be told twice. Scrambling nobles and panicked workers all flooded to the back of the room, the opposite side to where the plume of dust was. “Run!” “Panic!” “It’s an attack on the capitol!” All these and the thundering sounds of rushing feet were all that could be heard.

So most missed the fact there was a creature in the dust that said, "Baltazar, come."

Until the second impact.

SGRRCCKSSSSH!

It was chaos. People running and screaming past, a new layer of dust still blanketing the air, and the newest intruder shaking the ground with every step. Whatever the thing was it was huge, blood red, and hungry for violence. Giggling at the innocents running past.

She’d lost sight of her allies in the confusion, so many rushing feet heading towards the exit, but Darkness knew that she had to do something here and now. “I can save us,” She confidently nodded, taking a quick stroke of her earrings to reassure their existence before glaring at the distant daughter “It’s normal for the intruders to-”

“Heehee! Can I kill em all, Musume-chan?”

“Start with the King.”

Before Darkness could finish, a bolt of crimson shot forwards. She didn’t even think. Didn’t even blink. Jeronim’s body was still midway through getting up when 'Musume' had given the order. A blood red fist, bigger than his entire body, was suddenly soaring towards him.

“NO!”

The unstoppable monster’s fist slammed into the immovable human wall. Stopping it in its track mere feet from the King’s body. Darkness ground her feet into the ground, roaring in pain from the impact that reverberated through her body. Sure, it felt good to have something so strong hit her again, but saving Jeronim’s life was much more important. “R-RUNNN!”

“Ooh, what a defensive girlie!” Chuckled the monster. As the dust cleared she could finally see it. It looked more gorilla than man, hunched over and leaning on its one hand, with muscles the size of cows and a sort of strange wrestling outfit on to cover them. His skin was crimson, and his pure black outfit and libre mask seemed to flex with his power. A horrible tongue licked his overstretched lips, “I wonder if you can handle THIS! DIVINE MUSCULATURE!”

Darkness had already spent most of her health to defend against one attack. The massive monkey monster was as quick as it was large, reaching back both its arms behind his back before slamming his palms into her body at breakneck speed.

There was no chance to dodge. No chance to run. Darkness was sent flying into the wall with a horrifying CRUNCH before ragdolling into the floor.

Completely unconscious.

"DARKNESS!" Kazuma yelled, scrambling towards her body while still wary of the threats around them, "WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!"

The dust finally began to clear.

At the top of the room, standing by the King’s very throne with a hunched back, stood a woman. She was taller than the tip of the throne, if only because of the thick black and red horns that weaved out of her forehead to glide up her skull and point skyward. Creamy well kept hair, bouncing down to her broad uncovered shoulders where her musculature was on full display. Bands of dark cloth wrapped around tight biceps connecting jagged forearm braces and pointed shoulder plates. Her outfit let a fair sized cleavage just peek out from the blood red breastplate, but it was covered by a large necklace that rested on her chest. The front plating was a mix of black and white, though sacrificed some defence for manoeuvrability, with a similar design going all the way down to the legwear and battle boots. A long tail of a dragon flicked and slammed into the throne behind her. And those who knew of this woman were struck with immense fear already, though the anger on her snarling yet pretty face would have made anyone piss their pants.

“Musume,” The King announced, stepping forwards bravely to confront the intruder, “The Demon King’s Daughter.”

Cracking her neck, she glared down at Jeronim with immense rage. Flames tickled out of her mouth as she hissed with rage, “Tell me. Where. Is. MY. FATHER?!?!”

Chapter 90: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 9: Vs. The Demon King's Daughter)

Summary:

Things keep getting worse.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The room was quiet after Musume had yelled about the whereabouts of her father. There was a bout of confused silence as everyone looked between her and Jeronim to try and piece together what had happened.

All except two who were quietly talking to themselves behind an upturned table.

"H-hey, Aqua?"

"Y-yeah, Kazuma?"

"Can we c-call a truce until us and Darkness are safe from the literal final boss?"

"Yes, please."

After a quick handshake, the pair quickly ejected from the table and zoomed towards their fallen blonde. Aqua was already casting healing magic on her from afar to make sure she was stable.

Kazuma was scanning escape routes, possible exit plans, and all while keeping part of his mind on listening to what the main event was doing. Musume staring down and Jeronim gazing up to each other from their places. The room had mostly emptied. Just a few scattered male knights and some brave (yet naked) Harem Knights remained on the King's side. While on the ground floor still giggling to himself was the Daughter's strange blood red monkey monster in wrestling attire. Looking ready to get another attack ready for the King.

Without an answer, Musume raised her hand before her pet could attack again, and he stopped in his tracks before stepping back.

She snarled at the King, a cocky look in her eye, “You like? They call him the God of War and Wrestling: Baltazar. A fallen God that ended up in my care who just loves to beat up anyone I tell him to.” Musume explained, rapping her clawed fingers against her arm, “I was going to show him to my dad… any idea where he is?”

Jeronim just kept standing in place like the brick wall he resembled, and though he did permit one look back at his blonde saviour to see that Kazuma and Aqua were healing her, he quickly returned to glaring down the Daughter.

Before he could answer, one of the Harem Knights that had stayed behind yelled up at her, “The Demon King is gone! So just leave us alone!”

“I know he’s gone! I’m here looking for him!”

Mitsurugi, who had reclaimed his sword and some underwear, got a battle stance ready towards the beasts, “The King said he’s not coming back!

“The Demon King is dead!”

“Yeah! As you all should be!”

“QUIET!”

Their bravery ground to a halt at her ear piercing yell. Her eyes were wild with rage, almost all of it directed at Jeronim. “Dead?! You’ve been telling them he’s DEAD?! The Demon King isn't dead, he’s just missing!”

The room suddenly went silent.

All eyes turned slowly to the King. Betrayed feelings of hope crumbling to the floor as he looked rather sheepish for their brave and honourable leader.

“T-to be fair, I always just said he was gone…”

Hearts literally broke at his half-hearted chuckle. Jeronim may have been blushing in embarrassment, but everyone else was feeling the crushing hand of the Demon King around their throats once more.

“Stupid old fool!” Musume yelled, “I don’t care what lies you tell your kingdom! I want to know where my father is! I think you have him locked up in your dungeon, torturing my poor papa!”

Mitsurugi tried to go the more reasonable path, “What is the truth?! Perhaps we can resolve this matter before any innocent gets hurt?”

"Fine. You want to know what the truth is?" Hissed Musume, seemingly taking some level of enjoyment out of the discord she was sewing, "As best we can tell a few days ago the barrier around my father's castle went haywire. Overclocked. Instead of only letting monsters in and keeping filthy humans out, it stopped everything from entering. No matter what we tried I could not reach my father. Nor did he even seem to react to communications of any kind."

"Then... isn't he just still trapped inside?"

"Maybe! I wouldn't know because the whole castle is GONE!"

That sent the room into another gasping fit. Confused whispers all around while Musume just glared at the

"We have no idea what happened to the castle! We had assumed that someone had got inside and destroyed it!" The King admitted, "We investigated the site after the hordes had left it, but there was no sign of anything being there. Just a hole and some disconnected plumbing was all that remained of the Demon King's castle."

"A likely story!" She hissed with the click of her tongue.

"It's the truth, young lady!"

"SHUT UP!" She screamed, fire pouring from her mouth and smoke billowing from her nose, "You destroy our castle?! Then we'll burn this entire place DOWN TO ASH!"

Jeronim didn’t answer, instead bursting into a run and grabbing a large marble column that had been broken by the entering daughter. “My Iris…” He said while lifting the huge pillar over his shoulder with one hand, “...is TRYING…” as Baltazar swiped to attack, Jeronim leapt into the air and began spinning the column around his head in preparation to strike, “...TO SLEEP!”

He swung down with the massive marble.

The Daughter didn’t even try to dodge, keeping her face smiling the entire time.

Before the attack could land, a shadow darted from the large woman’s back and got between the blow and demon. Taking the full brunt of the swing on their shoulder… before Jeronim was sent flying backwards.

CRASH!

“Gahh!” He yelled, landing amongst the tables while clutching his shoulder in pain, “H-how?!”

“Revenge. It’s a powerful tool,” Seresdina replied, landing in front of the daughter and brushing off the marble crumbs from her dress, “Any physical damage you land on me will only affect your body. Such is the power of my Goddess, Regina.” She chuckled lightly before looking around the room with worry. More and more guards were piling in from as the Harem Knights were leaving, “Though I still think this is a terrible idea.”

“Shut it, no one asked you.”

Baltazar slammed his hand into his fist, “Yeah, Seresdina! No one asked you! We’re here to SMASH IT ALL UP!”

The massive gorilla wrestler slammed his fist into a Mitsurugi that had leapt towards him, easily batting away the hero before punching a few more approaching guards easily. The daughter stayed put for now, growing the fire in her throat for a larger attack while her pet went wild. Seresdina stayed by her side to defend her, able to stop any attack that may come their way.

It was at this point that Kazuma decided leaving was the only option.

"How's she doing?"

"Stable," Aqua nodded, still keeping her healing spell on the unconscious Darkness, "Do we need to run now?"

"I'd say so."

They were getting ready to move, but it was an unfortunate third party that reacted, "W-what?" King Jeronim was still lodged in some tables and struggling to get up, "Satou Kazuma... you're leaving?!"

"No one's going anywhere!" Baltazar laughed maniacally, "I need to show off my muscles to EVERYONE! I'll start by killing the tough lady and the king!"

Kazuma and Aqua's blood ran cold. The large gorilla wrestler was also getting closer, giggling to himself with every step. If they didn't run for it they would be killed like ants by a boot.

There were very few options that didn't involve ditching them to die.

With fear in his heart, Kazuma noticed there was a single sword that had been knocked away near his feet. Shakily picking it up, the boy knew what he had to do.

“Aqua... get Darkness to safety, please."

"K-Kazuma?"

With all the courage he could muster, Kazuma rushed forwards and pointed the sword towards the God of War.

"GET AWAY FROM HER!"

“Okay.”

Then the monster took a few steps back.

This gave Kazuma great pause.

All his machoness had sort of deflated in the baffling scenario. In fact, most of the room was suddenly very confused, all except one.

“FUCK!” Seresdina yelled, clutching her hair, “It’s him! It’s Satou Kazuma! GAH I KNEW WE SHOULDN’T HAVE COME!”

Musume just looked at Kazuma in confusion, “THAT’S the guy you told me I should be worried about?!” She clicked her tongue, giving the naked boy a very unimpressed look, “I could crush him with my little toe!”

“Worried about me?” asked Kazuma, catching on to something strange. Lowering his sword, a cunning plan was forming as he could smell something to take advantage of.

“It isn’t HIM you need to be worried about!” The revenge woman hissed, “It’s-!”

“Kazuma! I was masturbating naked outside like you told me to, but I heard an incredible noise! Is there violence that could be happening against me?!”

“...her.”

As a naked and leaking Divane had rushed into the room she was saying something rather lewd, but it was when she saw the massive wrestler that she tilted her head and said something rather interesting. "Hang on, aren’t you one of my fallen Gods?"

Then there was a strange silence.

Everyone glaring at each other’s eyes like the old western films Kazuma had once seen in Japan. Cogs whirring wildly in Kazuma’s head as he rapidly put the pieces together. Musume hadn’t believed he was a threat, but a massive burst of fear rippled through her spine at his growing smile.

They were afraid of him because of Divane. Divane’s abilities included being the power source for all Goddesses, including those that had fallen or become evil. Her own fall from grace, during when Sylvia had fucked her with Kazuma’s cock, had included a line in her long speech about how all the goddesses in her employment now… had to take orders from a certain grinning individual.

Like a man raising a loaded gun, Kazuma pointed to the Demon King’s Daughter.

“Get her.”

THUMP!

“ON IT, BOSS MAN!”

The halls of the King were instantly ripped up by a crimson fist slamming into the daughter.

“BALTAZAR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DO-?! GAH!!”

She tried to yell at the monster, but he’d grabbed onto her waist from behind and German-suplexed her into the ground. “Sorry Ex-Boss! If I don’t take orders from my new boss then I lose my powers!” He explained while keeping her pinned, “I can't let that happen! My vow as the God of War and Wrestling means I will NEVER lose these muscles! HRRNNGGG!”

“FCKNG DIPSHIT!” roared the choked scream of the daughter as they crashed through more walls.

Leaving their third member to pull at her hair in frustration, “Grr! I told you to take him seriously, Musu!” Seresdina stomped her foot, “Now I gotta save your ass from your own fucking pet!”

“That won’t be happening I’m afraid.”

Seresdina turned, and gazed upon the ghostly vision of someone she truly did not expect to see. "R-Regina-san! My Goddess!" She fell to her knees, bowing at the sight of her idol. "To what do I owe this wonderful blessing?!"

"It isn't good news I'm afraid."


"FUCK YOU!" Musume screamed, slashing one hand down the arm of Baltazar's chest before roaring out a beam of fire towards his face that he barely dodged. "Is your loyalty so feeble that it can be swapped that quickly?! How DARE you even touch me with your filthy traitorous hands!"

Her attacks were wild and rapid, though the large god had enough defence to hold out with fists raised.

There was no opening to counter attack, and soon Musume had broken his guard with a slash long enough to send a flaming fist directly towards his face.

"Hup!"

"GAHHHH!" The demonic daughter screamed, stumbling backwards from the immense and unexpected blow. It hadn't hurt her, but Musume's confusion was far more palpable. "S-Seresdina? What are you doing?!"

A long sigh escaped her lips, brushing off the fire that had just engulfed her body, "...I told you we shouldn't have come here." She said with an almost apologetic look.

Rage was definitely building inside Musume now. "...you too, huh?"

"Take it up with Regina." She shrugged, getting into a battle stance towards the daughter, "Though, I guess you were right. The Gods really do hate you."

"GrrrrrrrrrraAAAAGH!"

Though it was appearing earlier than it should, this is what Kazuma would call a 'second phase'.

Musume's shadow began morphing with dark energy, surrounding and engulfing her body with pure anger. The relatively large corridor began crumbling around them as it struggled to contain the daughter's power.

Bursting into nearby rooms, all while her shape continued to grow. There was another name that Musume was known by: "The Dark Dragon Daughter". And while her small circle of friends teased her by calling her "Triple-D", it wasn't something they did whenever her form resembled the name. The shadow of dark energy had formed around her like a cocoon, creating the dark dragon she was known as. Her original body was still present, but covered completely by the roaring mass of shadow around her as it crashed its wings and burst fire from its head.


The main throne room that had held so many Harem Knights was a mess. Down one of the corridors the monsters raged, fought for their lives, with horrific sounds of battle so close. But Jeronim could not follow them, having to instead make sure all civilians had escaped before joining the fight. Soon it was just his most trusted knights, heroes, and Harem Knights.

"Kazuma, Kazuma! Can I go play?"

"Yeah, go knock yourself out."

Oh, and the very large blonde lady that Satou Kazuma had brought with him. Though she began skipping towards danger without a care in the world, almost looking rather aroused in her imminent death battle.

The King was very happy that Satou Kazuma had decided to stick around. Iris had often spoken so highly of him, and now he could see why. His command of multiple deities was nothing short of miraculous, and he would be worried that his Kingdom would surely fail without the bravery that was on display by the adventurer. Jeronim knew in his heart that if there was any hope he had in defeating the Demon King's Daughter, it lay in Sat-

“Okay,” said Kazuma to Aqua, “You ready to run?”

“Eh?!”

The goddess was already lifting their defeated blonde in a princess carry, “Obviously. Let’s move.”

“W-wait!” The King exclaimed as the two turned their backs to him, “Are you not going to stay and help slay the Daughter?!”

They looked at each other, then back to him, perhaps the most in sync they’d been all night.

“What the fuck do you think we can do?”

“Seriously, Mr. King, are you an idiot?”

As the royal man was looking on in absolute stunned silence, Mitsurugi who had been standing nearby just growled in rage, “You two are the worst! The King is giving you an order, the ultimate order, and you ignore the call to action?!”

“Yes.” They both said together.

“B-but you control that monster!” The King gestured to Baltazar, currently wrestling with the daughter’s jaws, “Surely it will help sway the tide of battle!”

The brave Kazuma was getting annoyed that his escape was being halted, “I gave it an order to get the daughter, what else is there?! Either the order will stop and then that massive thing will kill me, or the daughter will win and then she’ll kill me! Lose, lose!”

"What about all the innocents still in the castle?!"

"Well go get them out! I have a very heavy blonde to escape with!"

Mitsurugi was about to yell even louder at him, but the King held his hand up. A stern look on his face, looking more disappointed than angry and almost making Kazuma crumble from that alone.

“I see there’s no reasoning with your fear. Go on, escape with Lady Lalatina." He insisted, and though Kazuma gave a sceptical look he still began walking away again with Aqua, "...perhaps my Iris was wrong about you.”

There was a growl before Kazuma stopped in his tracks.

He could feel that little bit of irritation he called a ‘hero’s itch’ that he so often easily ignored.

That got you?!” Aqua yelled, similarly stopping when she realised his hesitation.

“No!” He barked, but still didn’t move. Even with roars and screams so close Kazuma didn't move. It wasn’t enough, Kazuma felt the need to run from the current final boss outweighed his desire to be liked by royalty.

“Give my best to Lalatina when she wakes.” The King continued over his shoulder, “And perhaps my goodbyes as well. If the Kingdom does fall here she’ll be happy to hear you survived the onsl-”

“ALRIGHT! WE GET IT!”

With a begrudging growl, Kazuma turned back around and stomped back, “Look, King Passive-Aggressive, if you need me here that badly then you take Darkness and get somewhere safe. I care way more about her than you.”

“I can agree to that. Thank you, Kazuma.” He nodded with a big smile. "I'll return as soon as I can! Please, do whatever you can to stop her rage!"

As Jeronim stepped forward, Aqua got on the defensive about the woman in her arms, “What?! I wanna run away-I mean, I-I need to protect Darkness!”

“Smooth, but no.” Kazuma frowned. Aqua passed over the limp body of his girlfriend to the King with a pout. Stepping towards Mitsurugi and Kazuma with slumped shoulders. Though he was too busy looking over at the roaring dragon with worry to notice her, “No way in hell I’m doing this without my revive button.” The goddess winced a little. While the King ran off down the hall with their blonde, the three stood firm against the monster.

With a smug frown, Mitsurugi looked down on the smaller boy with his sword clenched tight in his hand, “I’d have preferred less whining, but how fortunate we are that even you can do the right thing sometimes.”

Kazuma rolled his eyes at the sarcasm, “Bite my ass, M-bitch.”

“Y-you’re not even trying to get my name right!” The bigger man stomped.

And thus, the three of them stood against the rampaging daughter. Naked, near-weaponless, and completely dwarfed in size and power by the four godlike beings in front of them.

“...okay, seriously. What the fuck are we supposed to do?” said Kazuma as his shoulders slumped. “This is actually going to get us killed.”

Even Mitsurugi was having trouble rushing head first into the fight, though he still held his sword ready. Aqua was far more shaky, “Kazuma! I should hide, right?!”

“At this point it might be wise just so you can heal me when I definitely die again…” He sighed, "Fuck. Can we even hurt her or would we just be getting in the damned way?"

Their complaints would have probably continued, if they weren’t suddenly visited by the sliding body of one of the combatants. The much smaller Seresdina suddenly skidded smoothly across the marble floor to land by their feet.

Though she was hurt, the woman got up quickly and began to scramble back to where Divane and Blatazar were holding off Musume. But she was stopped by a Kazuma that didn’t let her get back up to join straight away, “Oi, you! Dildo charmer! You’re, like, on our side now, right?”

“Dildo ch-?! Oh god DAMMIT! I knew I recognised you from somewhere!” She barked back at him from the floor with a very red face.

The other man tilted his head, “What does that-?”

“NOTHING!”

Though Seresdina had yelled, Kazuma just giggled cockily, “Heeheehee~! I tricked her into blessing my dildo with the revenge status. Told her I was a follower and wanted my ‘sword’ to match her revenge theme or whatever.”

Seresdina had gotten up at this point to yell and stomp her feet, “It isn’t a THEME! It’s my entire Godly powerset! And you were the first follower of Regina I’d met that I didn’t have to trick into joining, so EXCUSE ME for being excited!”

“If it makes you feel better, Aqua and Darkness love your blessing.”

“I did! Getting to feel Darkness orgasm as she rammed the dildo-”

Seresdina slammed her fingers into her ears, “Gah! I don’t need to know the details!”

“Can we please focus on the Demon King’s Daughter destroying the Capitol’s castle?” Mitsurugi moaned.

Kazuma nodded, refocusing again, “Right, yeah. You’re on our side now, right?”

She growled, rolled her eyes, and folded her arms, “Begrudgingly. If I don’t side with Divane then my Goddess Regina will have to drop me as a follower. And since you control Divane, you technically control me by proxy. Though if Musume does kill you then I'll be free to join her and once more burn this castle to the-”

“Yeah, great. Now how the FUCK do we beat that?!”

To punctuate his point, the dragon daughter roared once more. Slamming her mouth into the arm of Baltazar, teeth tearing into his crimson skin before breathing fire directly onto his sizzling scars.

“You don’t. She’s unbeatable.”

The three all gave her a shocked look, Aqua began awkwardly laughing, “Haha… but, like, she has to be at least a little beata-”

“Nope. 100% grade-A unstoppable right now,” Seresdina repeated, giving a large frown over to her old friend. “I’m giving you the exact lowdown: The Demon King spent a LOT of his funds making sure his daughter would be safe. Forever. I’m not talking ‘she’s the strongest and is unbeatable’, I’m talking ‘she has equipped the perfect set of skills and magic items to make sure she is 100% unbeatable.’”

Mitsurugi was getting nervous as well now, “W-what does she have?”

“In her possession she has a few things. Firstly: Cursed Magic Anklet. Makes her completely immune to magic and ranged attacks in general, but will sap your health every second you use it. Second: Flask of Infinite Healing. As long as she drinks from it once a day, she’ll get a buff that heals her, you guessed it, every second.”

Their reaction was a collective gulp as Seresdina just kept going.

"Rings of protection here, magic regeneration bands there, I think she may even have a belly button stud that stops her from getting hungry. The only reason I imagine she hasn't wiped you lot out immediately before is that she gets very tired once she's done raging out in dragon form. But that's going to be about two days from now, so unless you like sleeping in a burnt castle, I suggest you come up with a better way to stop her."

Kazuma nodded his head, stepped closer to the woman and placed his hand on her shoulder.

"FUCKING HOW?! You JUST said it was impossible!"

"Kazuma! I just remembered I need to go and fix the mansion before Megumin gets home!"

"Wait, Lady Aqua!" Mitsurugi pleaded as she was already shuffling away, "We just have to fight together as one! Surely our combined might shall-"

"You, shut up, and YOU get back here." Kazuma snapped at the two, Aqua once more returning with a sad slump. In a fluster, Kazuma began slapping himself a couple times, "Alright, think! There has to be something. ANYTHING you can give us?"

Seresdina shrugged, "She has a mild allergic reaction to strawberries."

"If we get enough-?"

"Best you'd get is a rash on the back of her neck."

The three collectively sighed in disappointment. The battle for their souls still raged on, Divane was moaning and Baltazar was wrestling in the background, and while some knight had begun to enter the fray it was clear how outclassed they were. Nothing was working against the daughter's rage and it was only a matter of time before she overwhelmed everyone.

"...wait, so internal attacks could hypothetically work?" asked Kazuma, gears turning in his head, "Her stomach and other organs aren't invulnerable right now?"

"I don't think so..." said Seresdina while tilting her head, trying to remember all of the abilities her ex-boss had, "Too many things can go wrong with magic items that strengthen things like your organs. You ever see those guys who get drunk after having liver protection? They get so ill from being unable to process the toxins..."

"What about her pussy, is that protected?!"

The other three blinked, then gave Kazuma the most unimpressed look he'd ever experienced. Which is saying something for him.

"Kazuma... really?"

"You absolute simpleton..."

"Ugh, maybe I don't need Regina if this is who I'm protecting..."

Even with all their groans, Kazuma did not blink for a second and kept his determined rage, "ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!"

With a click of her tongue and a blush in her face, Regina was forced to oblige, "From what I can tell... no. But physical damage still doesn't affect her if you're thinking of putting THAT anywhere-!"

“Okay. Here’s the plan.” Kazuma ignored her completely to begin explaining, “I once managed to stop a charging minotaur woman with a single skill link attack. My cock had made a snake lady VERY happy and tingly, and during her big orgasm I connected her body’s feelings to the minotaur's. Everything switched, she fell to the ground in pleasure, like she had just been getting fucked by my cock too.”

Mitsurugi rolled his eyes, “Quit gloating and get to the point.”

“The point is obvious! I fuck Aqua, get her nice and juicy, then during her big climax we connect her body's feelings to the Daughter and knock her out! Would that work?!”

With a deep grimace, Seresdina just sighed, "I... maybe? Musume is a bit of a frigid gal, so maybe a big orgasm will slow her down... how big are we talking?"

"Oh the fucking biggest goddamn mind melting orgasm we can possibly make!" Kazuma loudly proclaimed, "My cock is the only thing that can make Goddess pussy more sensitive with every thrust! As long as neither of us cum, Aqua could hypothetically get the hugest climax in all of history!"

The roar of the daughter crashing through more walls... it made this plan being their best plan a little bit worrying

Mitsurugi wasn't disregarding it, but still wanted to moan, “Ugh, of course it’s an idea where you have sex…”

“Yeah it is! This is what we do now!” Kazuma was very much on board with his plan, “Harem Knights for life!”

"As long as I'm not the one you have sex with then I guess I'll support it," Seresdina shrugged it off. "What do you need?"

He pointed to the raging monsters, "Time... and a bodyguard." his hand pointed to a very unhappy Mitsurugi who knew where this was going.

But before he got the whiner on board, he had to talk to his other whiner.

Aqua was troubled. Looking rather worried about something, but not really wanting to explain what. Just staring off towards the fight with trepidation in her heart.

“Why don’t I just connect with her now then?”

Kazuma grabbed her hand, “I like where your head's at, but that won’t work. If she figures out we’re messing with her straight away then she’ll just hunt us down and kill us.” His voice was quite serious for a man wanting to fuck his friend, “Look, this has to be you, Aqua. Our skills are limited and our time is short. My dick makes you, and only you, more sensitive with each thrust. The one shot I can think of is having you hold off your orgasm so that when you connect with the daughter it is the biggest and sexiest Goddess Punch you got, okay?”

She shuffled a little on the bed, hearing the screams and crashes overhead and knowing that once again she’d be following this human into certain doom.

But maybe this was the chance to redeem herself...

“Um, o-okay… let’s do it, you stupid NEET.”

Notes:

Just to explain the looks of some characters (cause I'm not sure how great of a writer I am when it comes to descriptions) this is sort of who I based Musume on: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/velverosa.jpg

Her dragon form looks kind of like this in terms of colour: https://www.deviantart.com/spacedragon14/art/Dark-Energy-Dragon-735099877 as in it is just this one dark shadow with her body vaguely seen in the chest, and also a little more traditional western fantasy dragon (like with four legs and a tail rather than long serpent).

And Baltazar looks like red Donkey Kong in a black wrestler outfit and mask.

Chapter 91: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida (Part 10: The Life Aquatic with Satou Kazuma)

Summary:

Aqua faces her toughest challenge ever. Be prepared for a long chapter~

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

"Alright, you ready?"

Aqua really wasn't sure how to answer that question.

All she was staring at was a bed. A simple, harmless, somewhat fancy, and frilly bed. With clean white sheets, a dark salmon headboard, and the horrible screams of gods vs demons nearby.

Yet somehow Aqua was most concerned about having sex with Kazuma again.

"I... I guess..." She sighed, crawling on to the bed with reluctance in every movement. Something that both men in the room picked up on.

"Lady Aqua, if you don't wish to do this then we can find another way." said Mitsurugi, an angry glare shot towards Kazuma, "We needn't follow this fool into his perverted plans and certain death."

Rolling his eyes fiercely, the accused fool was all too ready to bite back at the sass, "You got a better plan, Matchstick?! ‘Cause we're all ears if you do!"

"We could fight!"

"We would die!"

"SHUT UP!"

They both stopped yelling to look at the frowning Goddess on the bed. "It's already decided, okay?! Kazuma and I called a truce, so I'm going to follow his plan..." Her words made Mitsurugi frustrated, but he did not dare try and defy the deity's determination.

Though there was one minor decision she could still make, and that was to lie on her front. Spreading her legs behind her while pressing the majority of her body into the soft silky sheet.

Deciding to follow with her resolve and not put it off any longer, Kazuma quickly got up onto the bed as well. His knees on either side of her thighs, he knew exactly how to mount the Goddess, readying up his crotch to her glistening slit. "Okay, I'm going to enter now..." He warned. With a silent nod back at him, Kazuma began to spread open the Goddess' pussy with his intensely sized schlong.

It hadn't been that long since they had sex. Not really. Technically, she'd had sex with his clone during Breeding Day, but before that it had been... Maid Day? It was hard to remember. Somehow it felt so long already... perhaps brought upon and festered by feelings of rejection and sadness she'd been feeling for the last few days.

So when Kazuma's cock entered her and began spreading her wet slit, it felt both like an intimate return and also a painful irony. No matter how good it felt as his hard hotness dragged along her sensitive walls, Aqua knew her goal was to resist the pleasure for as long as humanly possible.

"Okay, one thrust down..." He said into her era, "...like a zillion to go..."

"Then q-quit yammering and get on with it..."

He was asking a lot of her tonight, so Kazuma decided to skip the playful banter and do as she said. Moving his hips back and forth, back and forth, a rhythm quickly forming as his cock dragged along her bumpy interior walls.

Already, Aqua was letting out little gasps. The tingles started off slow but were definitely present. The feeling of silk against her skin became more pronounced, the smell of the air became thicker in her nose, all as each thrust raised her general sensitivity level notch by notch. As Kazuma said, it was a long way to go, and she knew that she had to try to focus on both not cumming AND something other than the sex to not go crazy.

The problem was where her mind had been wandering all night.

It wasn't hard to push thoughts to the side. Thoughts of him preferring Darkness to be here right now, or just using her as a tool to save the day, or... it wasn't hard to push thoughts to the side... Aqua could ignore it all... right?

Either way, she wasn't the only one trying to ignore the thrusting hips of Satou Kazuma.

Mitsurugi was keeping his eyes out of the door. The daughter was still a while away, deeper into the castle, fighting against those that Kazuma commanded. There was no way of knowing how any of them were doing. If Seresdina was right, and there was no reason to assume otherwise, there really was no way to put Musume down permanently. Which meant Kazuma's plan could be the only way to do damage to the creature at all…

And that burned the hero up inside. How could this asshole be their only hope?! How could his plan be to sully a Goddess enough to make her holy orgasm capable of stopping the ultimate evil? It was truly the worst night of Mitsurugi's life.

And the sex was only just getting started.

"ROOARRRRRR!!!!"

The howl of the beast caused all three of them to wince internally, "H-how you feeling, Aqua?" Kazuma tried to ask.

"The mood’s a little off..." She admitted, though she also couldn't help but moan softly under her breath when he hit that spot she loved so much, "B-but also don't go too fast! I won't be able to hold on if you do your good moves!"

"Right... yeah, makes sense. Gotta do the opposite of what my instincts are telling me." He nodded, scratching his chin in thought. With an adjustment, instead of long deep thrusts into her honeypot's greatest hits, Kazuma began trying to just focus on moving his hips back and forth. Like a hydraulic press, no flavourful thrusts, just mechanical sex. It... still made Aqua feel pretty good, but she appreciated the effort.

Minutes ticked by, and soon Aqua was REALLY feeling the added sensitivity effects.

Her pussy was burning up. Each thrust into her gushing hole was making her moan and melt, and with how sensitive her body was it was becoming already unbearable. Her nipples felt so hard and pointy, pressed against the silk sheets beneath her and grinding with each thrust along the bed to make her tits feel incredible. Her fingers gripped the fabric, but even that was feeling good. The draft from the open door, the sweat from Kazuma landing on her back, the tooth she was digging into her lip, all of it was thumping in her head. Like the sensitivity was making her hyper aware of everything. Overwhelming her senses as pleasure thumped her mind over and over again. Building towards a natural-

"STOP!"

Kazuma halted completely, balls deep inside the woman. She clenched her face, slamming her forehead against the bed and growling in frustration as Aqua edged away from the climax that had been building.

A minute later, she nodded again. "Okay... careful, but it p-passed for now..."

"Right..." Kazuma mumbled, feeling bad at how much struggle she was going through, "Anything else we can do?"

"C-close the door. The wind is too much."

Mitsurugi sighed in minor relief, "I'll be on the other side of it." He said before a hand raised towards him.

“W-wait!” Aqua panted as another zing of pleasure surged through her. “Stay! Come closer!” Mitsurugi’s jaw fell, slowly walking back to the rutting pair. Kazuma was equally surprised at Aqua’s outburst, not liking the implication of where this was going.

“L-Lady Aqua? You wish me to..?”

The lad was feeling ecstatic. Was there a chance? Did the holy Goddess finally choose correctly and see his worth over Kazutrash the Worm? A threeway, or better yet, could he replace the horrible scum sucker?

Her beautiful blue eyes looked up at him long and hard. Her panting and pouting face looked so wonderful to Mitsurugi.

“Phew.” She sighed in relief, looking a little less melted. “When I look at you, I get way less aroused. Now Kazuma can build my orgasm for longer.”

Mitsurugi slumped his shoulders in defeat while Kazuma’s shit-eating-grin pierced his soul. “You...can’t be serious.”

“You heard the lady!” Kazuma shouted as he began thrusting again, slapping her ass just to make a point. “We’re building an attack against the Demon King’s daughter and your role is to stand there and be yourself!”

“Nngh! Kazuma, don't slap me!” Aqua whined as her body squirmed, “There’s only so much looking at him will do! If you make me think about you, I’ll cum too quickly!”

“Hmm, you’re right.” Kazuma thought, “Oi, Mantabi! Take your pants off!”

Aqua’s eyes shone brightly at the sword wielder, “Ooh! Yeah, that’ll help!”

It was perhaps the deepest frown that Mitsurugi had ever frowned in his entire life. “This is humiliating…” He grumbled, though complying with the request and whipping his second sword out for the woman to see. “I hate you both so much right now.”

Part of Mitsurugi supposed he should be glad that an aroused Aqua was looking intensely at his muscles and physique. But his better half beat that optimistic side of him into the ground for daring to find the silver lining in all this. Kazuma’s smug face made sure there wasn’t anything to enjoy other than this might be what takes down the Demon King’s daughter.

Aqua tried her best to ignore the absolute ravaging her pussy was receiving as Kazuma slammed into it again and again. Each stroke was making her body more sensitive, each slam made it harder to hold on. It was a losing battle, but as a Goddess she didn’t want to lose. Her inner mantras of ‘Don’t cum’ looping quicker and quicker while the main focus on her mind was finding ways to curb her arousal. Looking at the weirdo in front of her who she barely recognised but felt annoyed at for some reason definitely helped. Though his physique did remind her of Darkness’ wonderful muscles, it wasn’t enough to make her revulsion completely dissipate.

More and more he thrust. Her jiggly butt clapping its cheeks, all while his cock dragged copious amounts of pussy juice onto the bed. It felt so good inside her, so hot, tight, and especially wet to glide in and out of her slit over and over again.

"Mm... Kazuma.... Kazuma.... gonna...."

She was getting close already and he had to pause once more. The throbbing need to cum was making her hiss in rage as the chance was ripped away from her again, all the sweaty girl could do was chew at the sheets below her in frustration.

"I'm really sorry, Aqua." He admitted, rubbing her smooth back sympathetically as she edged away from another climax, "You're doing great, but we need to keep going. Just...go to the unhappiest place you can in your mind and try to stave off the pleasure!"

She hadn't even the strength to respond, just biting at the sheets with intensely gritted teeth.

Her mind had to escape somewhere.

Unhappiest place...


“OW! What the SHIT?!”

The whole office turned, one Goddess was on the floor with a mark on her face, her two friends in shock looking between her and her attacker.

“Say that again!” Aqua yelled, shaking her fist at the woman she punched, “I dare you! SAY IT AGAIN!”

Her two friends grabbed the blunette’s arms, keeping her back while the wounded shuffled away. “Y-you’re crazy, new girl! Why did Divane think YOU were a good fit?!”

“Sharly! Stop antagonising her!” Growled the girl holding Aqua back.

“All I said was that plant girl who wrecked that contest was crazy!”

The water goddess was pushing back even harder, managing to get somewhere against the two pushing on her, “You don’t get to say mean things about her like that!”

“Are you SERIOUS?! She was a terrorist!”

“She was a musician!”

“Oh, whatever! Who the fuck are you? You didn’t even win the contest! Second place bitch!”

“ENOUGH!”

The struggle was instantly over. Lady Divane made a rare appearance in the lounge room of her Goddesses to loom over them, arms folded above the bickering pair as they scowled at each other.

“Little Aqua, perhaps you should return to your post now.” Divane instructed, not giving her any other options.

Aqua looked up, then down, then all around at the scared or angry deities that she’d angered. A silent yet sobering moment hung in the air of Aqua’s first day here. The gods and goddesses who were supposed to be her coworkers from now on, the ones who could have been her friends…

Their faces showed their opinion of her now: trashy, crazy, useless trash.

She didn’t need any of them.

With a click of her tongue, Aqua stomped away without another word.

Being guided through the rest of orientation with a fuming attitude had made the angel she was with rather uncomfortable. They did their job well enough, but were very thankful when they arrived at the end of the tour.

“So this is my room?”

It was barren and empty. What looked like eternity below her feet and endless space all around her. A rippling puddle every time she walked, with only one bit of furniture in the whole span of the room she was in. The pure white chair standing tall for her, beckoning her to sit.

But Aqua felt a little hesitant for some reason.

“That it is, Lady Aqua,” The fluffy haired angel smiled, “From here you shall greet new souls from their worlds and guide them to the rest of their existences. Be it in the soul space, or reincarnation, you shall be their beautiful shepherd.” She explained, using her arms to try and prompt Aqua to sit, but still she looked with trepidation at the chair. “You can also view the worlds that worship you as well. Lady Divane has started the Axis sect with a few divine blessings and visions for the first of your potential flock. Priests and holy mortals that will dedicate their lives to you and your teachings. You may answer their prayers and lay out your will for them, however you see fit.”

For some reason, Gaia’s face wouldn’t leave Aqua’s head as she stared towards the chair.

“And… I’ll just be in here? Forever?”

"Of course not. You’re free to go where you like in Heaven." The two quickly snapped their heads towards the third voice. Aqua gulped harshly at the large blonde that had entered her chamber, the one that her friend had tried so desperately to depose...

"Lady Divane!" The fluffy angel hit the floor as she bowed low, daring not to raise her head until she was permitted to.

"No one is forcing you in here, little Aqua. There’s plenty of community spaces to mingle with other deities.” Aqua winced, remembering the look of disgust they’d all had for her. "Of course, maybe they won't take too kindly to the girl who committed an assault on her first day? Oh, if only you knew someone here who could... sing a song and make it better?"

Aqua felt so angry, shameful, and guilty. Her hands clenched into fists, her eyes stung, so many emotions glaring into the huge woman taunting her, "You... you're..."

"I'm what?"

It took several moments of heart pulsing to decide, but Aqua dropped her rage, looking towards the floor, upset. "N-nothing..." She shuffled a little, looking around the room, “...maybe I’ll just stay in here…” Aqua sighed before biting the bullet and sitting in her chair.

Divane smirked down at her, "Good girl. You stay here and work on this lovely little religion I started for you. I'll let you stay in here as long as you want, all the snacks and booze Heaven can offer will just be an angel's request away." She said while exiting the room again. A rebellion could have started in that girl's heart once more, but smothering it in riches was just as easy as snuffing it out with rage. No martyr, no lingering wills, just a simple fool with her pleasures.

There was a strange melancholy as she looked at her throne, like a line was about to be crossed. Her dream had finally been achieved. She had reached godhood.

Without anywhere else to go, the blunette sat down.

“How does it feel, Lady Aqua Goddess of Water?”

It was all she’d ever wanted. But memories of how she got here, mixed with the uncertainty of her future afterlife, made Aqua speak rather quietly.

“...it’s a little uncomfortable…”


"I think it's working!" said Kazuma, able to pump a little harder into his Goddess without her twitching as much, "Whatever you're thinking about must be making you edge less! Stay in your unhappy place, Aqua!"

She ignored him, only vaguely escaping her mental state to repeat her mantra again:

“Don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cum, don’t cuuUUMMM!!!”

Kazuma paused, just enough to let the edging pulses scour through the bluenette. He held her body to make sure she wasn’t alone through the process, though even his hand on her back was overstimulating the drooling girl.

It was also around this point that Kazuma was beginning to genuinely worry about the Goddess. She didn’t look well, just a sweaty mess as her eyes lacked focus and her body kept spasming. Mitsurugi’s own frown was also changed from annoyance to worry; the girl’s stare had left him a while back and looked like it couldn’t return if she wanted. “Lady Aqua…”

“You really are amazing, Aqua.” He attempted to reassure her while stroking her matted hair, “After this, I’ll treat you to as much beer and cum as you want.”

She shook her head roughly, making him retreat his hand, “D-don’t-t! D-don’t make m-m-me feeeeeel GGAAGGHH!!!!” Aqua moaned, thumping her head into the mattress a few times while gnawing at the sheets.

Kazuma knew her sensitivity levels were through the roof right now. He could feel her pussy clamp down hard on his dick over and over again like it was chewing on his meat. It felt amazing, but there was also a fear that this was really hurting the poor Goddess, not helped by how ill she was looking while holding it in. Sweaty and glassy-eyed, unable to focus on anything while she clenched and unclenched her body.

Time demanded he keep thrusting.

Forcing Aqua to dive back into her memories once more...


It was a dark yet warm night in the Kingdom of Belzerg. Deep in the mountains was a pub filled with people, merriment, and friends. For the locals, it felt like there was a party every night, but then when you lived near a raid boss it was important to keep spirits up for adventurers. Tonight was no different, yet it certainly felt like a bigger party than usual.

Gaia was celebrating her birthday. The local musician/horticulturist had made many, many, many friends. All wanting to be here for her to celebrate such a wonderful life. The lives she’d touched, the battles she’d won, it was all culminating here with big smiles and so-so music.

There were many people at her party that she loved, literally filling the entire pub with her friends, if it was anyone else it’d be hard to keep track. But sitting around the table sharing fantastical tales deep into the night was always one of her favourite pastimes.

Pounding one more beer, she finally finished her story with a roar of delight. “And then the goose stole mah pants! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!” Ironically, the nearby rockfall that was caused by how loud the table's laughter was, injured a goose on its descent. Though it was a particularly nasty goose that was known for pecking children.

Beers were coming in left, right and centre. More stories were flying in from Jim the baker, Hogarth the barbarian, and the explicitly loud Nigel the Tree Wizard. Talking over each other, yelling out good times and bad, all while happy-

“STOP EVERYTHING!”

Everything stopped. Gaia was glaring, having been the one who yelled out, silence staining the room that had been so loud just moments ago. She pointed at the woman who had just recently sat down on a chair around the huge table. It was a mousy woman with pure black hair, blue eyes, and a rogue outfit on, currently looking very scared as everyone in the pub looked at her.

Gaia hopped up onto the table, kicking her drink away as she crept slowly over the wood.

“You.” She spat, “Get the fuck out now.”

The black haired woman gulped, sweat budding on her forehead, “W-what? I’m-I’m-!”

Gaia was in her face, to the point where she could lick her if she wanted, hot breath breathing on the woman’s face like a hungry disobedient dog told to heel, “Nice fucking try, Aqua. You can’t sneak down here. I still fucking hate you, so get the fuck out, now.”

It was moments later that the woman was on her ass outside the pub. “Sorry about that, let’s get back to the PARTY!” Could be heard inside before roaring music and laughter took over once more.

The party raged on while the raven haired woman sat there. In the cold mud of a simple street.

“How…” She mumbled, tears in her eyes, “How did she know?!”


"NNNGGGGAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!" Aqua yelled, edging off the climax once more. Her spine curled upwards, her throat felt dry, and yet her sensitivity was still rising. Attacking her from all angles, tingling every fibre of her being, all while her aching pussy tightly squeezed against Kazuma's pole.

Her body was begging to cum. The aching wanton need to tip over the edge and experience relief. Aqua refused, again and again, yet her senses did not stop asking for a second. Pleasure without equal, each pump into her cunt another notch on the scale, making even the blood surging through her body a tingly microcosm of feelings. It was like she was in tune with everything, yet disconnected with it all as well. If she was not a Goddess, the woman would surely have gone mad.

“Okay, Aqua’s not gonna be able to hold out much longer.” Kazuma suddenly spoke seriously to Mitsurugi, “We need the daughter within magic range, lead her to us as best you can. Then we should be able to finish with one blow.”

“Right.” His rival nodded, taking the quick opportunity to pick up his trousers from the floor. He gave a long look to the suffering Aqua and deeply frowned, “I hope for your sake that this works, Satou Kazuma. If you made her this way for nothing, I will personally kill you myself.”

Kazuma wasn't exactly in the talking mood, “Fuck off and do as I say.” He growled back, and with a huff the hero obliged.

He was still struggling to move his dick back and forth into the Goddess. Urge to cum rising high thanks to the warm wet hole he was inside. But her sensitivity would reset as soon as his jizz touched her innards, so in a similar (yet vastly reduced) way he had to edge himself too. Not helped by how absolutely sexy Aqua was, her nice yet currently sweaty butt rubbing against his hips every time he thrust into her. The endurance sex they were dealing with would be over soon, as the threat of Demon King Daughter was now on a timer.

"Okay... big finish time soon, Aqua. I need you to start building your biggest orgasm..." He explained to a silent recipient, drool escaping her lips as she failed to talk, "Aqua? I didn't break you, did I?"

He tried to shake her, but it just seemed to make her flinch. The girl was trapped at the edge of orgasm, refusing to budge even as her body screamed in sensitive horror. In a flurry, Aqua was shaking her head against the sheets, clamping her hands tightly into her blue hair. "Stop. No! Cum. Hate... h-hates me... everyone... cum.. Drknss... Kzma... hates me... nhgg!!"

"Aqua?! Snap out of it!"


"And this is your locker. End of tour."

Eris blinked, not really expecting such an abrupt finale to her orientation. "Um, th-thank you, Aqua-senpai!" She bowed to an uninterested deity. After getting minimal response, an awkward silence hung between them until the new Goddess couldn't handle it anymore. She looked around the break room, "W-which one is yours?"

Aqua just chewed on her gum some more before pointing over to one of four lockers away from the one they were standing by, "That one with all the crap on it."

Unsure what that meant, Eris was too curious to not go and inspect. Indeed, the locker that had the label 'Aqua' on the front was barely readable due to the red line over the top of it. Over it in the same red smeared writing read, 'Second rate bitch'. Similar messages covered the locker such as, 'Dumbass', 'NEET', and 'Traitor lover' either scribbled on with green paint or just on paper that was glued to the front.

"Th-that's horrible!" said a shocked Eris, "Why don't you...?"

The other Goddess just shrugged, "What's the point? I don't use it anyway." The woman looked deeply at the messages without blinking, "They can write what they want... I'll just stay in my room."

"B-but-!"

"See ya."

And with that, Aqua was already walking away from her new junior. It had been a while since she'd been forced to do anything by management, so she wasn't particularly thrilled at having to leave her little enclave.

"Wait! Aqua-senpai!" Eris quickly caught up to the taller girl. Rolling her eyes, Aqua slowed down and turned to the other woman who was awkwardly following her superior, "I-isn't there any... advice you can give me? About what it's like to work as a Goddess?"

There was a long pause as the low-lidded eyes of Aqua stared into the soul of the new Fortune Goddess. After a relenting sigh, the Water Goddess finally spoke, "Look, when you've been here as long as I have... all I can say is don't try too hard. Nothing crazy ever happens up here, nor anything all that fun. Best you can do is care for your followers and occasionally make it look like you're busy whenever management is around. You do that and you'll find eternity as easy as I do."

Staring in a stunned silence, Aqua finally felt as though she could return to her room in peace.

Until a certain fluffy haired angel appeared in front of Aqua.

"Gah! What the hell do you want? I did the orientation fine!" She defensively growled.

"No. Lady Aqua, I'm actually here for you." The angel explained, "Please, let's go into your room for now."

She was skeptical, but followed the angel's orders. Leaving Eris to tilt her head in confusion, having never received the directions to HER room in the infinite corridor of Heaven.

With nowhere else to go, Eris silently followed the pair. Creeping around the giant door, she peered in to try and see what was happening. Only seeing Aqua holding a piece of paper and looking rather shocked.

It was hard to make out, but Eris could sort of hear them talking...

“...how… h-how did she…?”

“Old age.”

The fluffy haired angel didn’t visit Aqua much. Other angels took care of Aqua’s snacking needs, but in terms of a personal assistant, the woman had become rather sick of the blunette’s constant whining. She only came down from above to chastise Aqua or give news from Lady Divane herself.

News like Gaia’s death.

“...I …I…….”

Aqua was nearly catatonic at the human’s newspaper. She was such a popular person in the village that it had reached the front page. Gaia had reached a shockingly old age as a “new age punk rock botanist”, with some kids and a loving husband she was leaving behind. It was a lovely end for a woman that Aqua never got to properly apologise to.

“Yes, I know it is sad for you,” The angel admitted, placing a simple hand on Aqua’s devastated shoulder, “100 years can pass in a blink of an eye up here if we’re on the wrong time dilation. I know you tried to go and talk to her, there was nothing else you could have done.”

It was a hollow statement, and the angel quickly left the woman to her grieving. Aqua held the newspaper tightly to her chest.

Obviously, there was something she could have done…


Loud crashing was getting louder by the second and all Kazuma could do was shake his secret weapon.

"Wake up! Wake up, Aqua! GAH! You useless Goddess, now is NOT the time for a nap!"

More crashing, more destruction, Kazuma could see the shadows of the dragon-like daughter crashing towards him. All while Mitsurugi struggled to outrun the beast. Joined by the ecstatic Divane, who seemed to be roughed up immensely and drooling wildly.

"INCOMING!"

"STAY BACK! AQUA'S DOWN!"

"WHAT?!"

In an instance, Mitsurugi and Divane skidded to a halt. Turning on a dime to slam into the dragon's body. Their feet dug into the marble, skidding along the ground as they tried to hold her back.

"What did you do to her?!"

"I... I don't know!" yelled Kazuma in a panic, "All I did was tell her to think unhappy thoughts to stave off her orgasm!" He looked at the struggle the two were going through with immense fear, frustrated but still worried about Aqua as well, "I meant like...I dunno, puppies dying or some shit! What the hell was she thinking about?!"

"P-perhaps she's thinking about a wonderfully painful bath of nails?!" Divane suggested, though her moan at the struggle against the daughter distracted her thankfully.

Through the dust and shadows, the red glowing pair of eyes glared directly at the pair on the bed.

"Killll.... Satouuuu.... KaazzuummmaaAAAAA!!!!"

"Oh fuck!"

Mitsurugi kept his hands tightly on his sword, holding off the shadow dragon with all of his strength, "JUST RUN! WE'LL HOLD HER OFF!"

Scooping the loopy Aqua into his arms, Kazuma decided not to argue with the man for once. His cock still lodged deeply against her womb, the adventurer darted as quickly as he could out the other door and down the hall, away from the imminent danger. Sounds of legendary sword clashing against claws was all he could hear as he rushed with his naked friend in arm.

"AQUA, PLEASE! WE'RE OUT OF TIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!"


"Kazuma?"

The void said nothing back.

Where was she? Aqua had been on... the bed, right? Yeah. Kazuma's plan to defeat the daughter. Have sex and then transfer her big orgasm to knock her out.

So why was she in an endless expanse of nothingness?

"Kazumaaa?" She yelled out once more. Aqua had just heard his voice, right? It felt like it...

"Kazuma's not 'ere, luv."

The sound of a voice she'd been tormented by for so long sent a shudder down her spine. She appeared only in her darkest moments, so of course the ghost of the friend she'd betrayed would be here now.

Aqua turned around to see the plant girl of her nightmares. Gaia smirked down from a decayed tree stump in the shape of a raised throne, munching on an apple.

"'ello, Aqua. Long time, no see."


Kazuma had no idea what was happening in Aqua's mind. Her sensitivity was so high that he feared the worst, and her eyes had rolled so far back that all he could see was the white of the woman's eyes.

"AQUA! FOR FUCK'S SAKE WAKE UP!"


That time she definitely did hear him. Looking around the void to try and see where her friend was speaking from. "Kazuma?! Where are you?!"

"Ignored. Once again!" Gaia sighed with a cocky grin while shrugging her shoulders, "Guess I shouldn't be surprised. You've managed to disappoint or betray just about everyone you ever cared about! I'm not your greatest failure, I'm just one of da first!"

"Shut up! Leave me alone! KAZUMMAAAA!!!!"

Jumping off her stump, Gaia began following the Goddess, "’Oh Kazuma, my Kazuma~! Wherefore art thou, my Kazuma~’ Oh yeah, I know where he is: in the arms of a BETTER WOMAN!"

The landscape changed. No longer pure white, sands seemed to flow around their feet, forming in front of them to make a statue. The image of Darkness and Kazuma, embraced together, smiling and in love. All while the statue depicted a sad and lonely Aqua behind them, crying at their backs.

"You seriously thought you had a chance with EITHER of them?!" Gaia laughed hard, "How many times did you fuck up their lives?! How many times have you 'tried your best' only to fail even harder than before?!" The plant girl yelled.

Tears stung at her eyes. Both at the image and what Gaia was saying.

"If only she was a deity," Gaia gestured to Darkness, "She'd never have betrayed me for power. The little human managed to depose Divane! You didn't even leave your room, you little fuckin' failure of a Goddess..."

There was almost no defence that the girl could say...

"AQUA! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME THEN TRY TO REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES! JUST... COME BACK TO ME!!!"

Gaia looked frustrated, but Aqua just looked up at the sky in confusion,

"The g-ood times?"


“Do you think Pochal is into you?”

Aqua spat into their shared bucket, a tired yawn followed before she limply shrugged back at the question maker, “Of course he is. I AM a Goddess you know. Why? Did he say something?”

Kazuma similarly spat into the bucket, taking her toothbrush from her and putting them in their little hygiene case. “Nah, just noticed he kept staring at your ass.”

“Ugh, men.” She rolled her eyes, “I thought they were past all that. I’m a hard worker too!”

“Yeah, yeah. Don’t worry, I consider you ‘one of the guys’. I definitely don’t see you as a woman anymore,” She huffed at his teases, though they both fell back onto their bed of hay together, lying side by side as the day’s tense work began to overcome their senses. Yawning in unison, Kazuma rubbed his eyes and muttered, “Weather wizard says it’s a snowy night again. You wanna be big spoon or little spoon?”

“Little, please.” Aqua replied, rolling herself away from him in lazy anticipation. There were no flinches or grumbles as her companion wrapped his arms around her and pushed their bodies together. She snuggled into his arm to use as a slightly more comfy pillow than hay, and with their free arms they both tucked their single thin blanket as tightly as they could around themselves. The darkness of tiredness overtaking them once more, closing their eyes in hopes that neither caught a cold from snow again.

“Goodnight, Kazuma.”

“Night, Aqua.”


"Stop that!" Gaia hissed, "What, you think that you had good times with him because you knew the socially awkward NEET first?!"

But Aqua didn't respond to her, remembering the days of the barn so fondly. The days she'd finally escaped her room, and got to see the life that she could have shared with Gaia all those years ago. "Kazuma..."


"Kzma..."

His heart nearly burst with happiness (plus all the running). "YES! It worked! ‘Kzma’ here!" he excitedly yelled. "And I'm not the only one you have good times with! You've made a bunch of friends, Aqua!"

Her brow furrowed in her sleep. There was no way to tell what was happening for Kazuma, but inside the Goddess’ head she began to play more and more scenes from her time in Belzerg...


"There! All done!"

Megumin was in awe. Her crimson eyes were twinkling at the sheer glory of Aqua's creation. "IT'S PERFECT!" She yelled, dancing around the robot happily.

Never had she seen anything so cool. The angles, the detail, the amazing size of the model, and made entirely out of egg cartons?! The mecha that she'd envisioned in her mind was somehow less cool than this one. Aqua had surpassed every single expectation the wizard had and then some!

"It's... so beautiful! I'll take good care of it! I'll clean it, and show it off, aahhhh! I love it so much!" Her excited feet were tapping around the creation, admiring it from every angle.

"No problem," said Aqua, placing her paint supplies back in her carry case with a smile, "If you need me to make anything else then jus- oof!"

What Aqua hadn't expected was the full body hug.

"Thank you!" Megumin's voice was so happy, rubbing into the older girl's chest. There was definitely a refusal to let go as the wizard tried her hardest to show how appreciative she was. Even after Aqua gave an appreciative pat on her back, Megumin just squeezed harder. "It's the best present I've ever gotten! You're the best, big sis!"

"...'big sis'?"

Her eyes opened in shock at the phrase she accidentally used. "Ah. Um..." Megumin let go and looked away from Aqua with a blush, "Sorry... guess I was emulating my little sister back there..." she chuckled awkwardly before the embarrassing blush became too much and she angrily pointed a finger at Aqua. "I-I never said anything, GOT IT!?”

The other woman just looked a little confused, “Oh… o-okay…”

That earned her a frown as well as a quick roll from Megumin, "Ugh… don’t be sad about it… I don’t NOT consider you sort of like a big sister, kinda…”

"R-really?"

"Well, yeah," Megumin sighed through her blushing face, "You're always cooking meals for us, or doing arts and crafts like THIS guy, or even sneaking me little sips of your booze…" It was far less full on, but Megumin came back in for another hug, mostly to hide her embarrassment, "Maybe I can concede you're the second best big sister ever. Right after me for Komekko, of course."

The wizard was in mid-hug, so she didn't get to see how truly touched the Goddess was. And before she had the chance to see it, her self-proclaimed rival had decided to walk in. "Woah! Megumin, what is that thing?!"

"Wahaha! This is my ultimate final attack, Yunyun! Compare your life without such a robot and realise that it is pointlessly pathetic!" She declared, running off towards her totally-not-friend as Aqua watched them play. Just like a big sister would...


It was a rare sight for Aqua to find Wiz outside her shop. The Goddess had decided to enjoy some nice crackers and tea with the lich while 'threatening' her with purification. A usual occurrence on Thursdays.

But when she arrived, she found the purple mage sweeping up leaves outside in an uncharacteristically aggressive manner, all while a large plume of smoke sizzled from her hair.

"Wiz? What happened to you?"

What was particularly strange was seeing a snap of anger from the usually calm woman. It was clear she'd been fuming in her head just before Aqua had arrived. Her one visible eye scowled very briefly at the Goddess before Wiz shook herself from the anger. "A-Aqua! Sorry... I... I got in a fight with Vanir."

Aqua frowned, of course it was the stupid demon's fault. She licked her fingers and pressed it against a part of Wiz's hair with a sizzle, "Is that why your head is still on fire?"

"Yeah... I just wanted to buy some nice party items for the shop!" said Wiz, returning to the frustrated mood she'd been in as Aqua continued to clean her hair, "It's MY shop, not HIS! Just because the balloons I bought are actually monster eggs that turn into angry paper-bunnies doesn't mean that I should be punished with laser eyes!" The genuine pout from Wiz actually made Aqua smile to herself.

"Sounds like we need to get even." Said the Goddess, surprising the lich who hadn't expected such immediate support, "Now, let's get to planning a lovely prank on that dumbass demon..."

************

"Woah! These eggs are super useful!" Dust exclaimed, slaying another paper bunny with his sword, "It's like free experience! You always know exactly where they're gonna pop up, and they're just made of paper!" To demonstrate, he sliced the small creature in two and watched the paper fly around him harmlessly.

Rin similarly shredded three of them with her razor wind magic, "It's incredible! Wiz, how many of these can we buy?!"

All while Vanir frowned from the stairs.

After the sale, Wiz was giving him a very unsubtle eyeball, waiting for his praise or admittance that he was wrong. Something he definitely did not want to do. "Moi has to admit... this time, your sense of investment was not the worst thing in the world."

Even though she'd received the praise she wanted and was beaming proudly, Aqua still nudged her in the shoulder. She blinked then nodded with a tad bit of worry, "Um, V-Vanir? We saved you one of the balloons..."

The prank was so obvious, it hurt Vanir to his core as an agent of chaos. The balloon she was holding sloshed with water, a struggle for Wiz to lift as she approached him with the heavy yellow orb.

"Ugh... this is the part where Moi pops the balloon and lets water soak into Moi's clothing? Very well. If that is what you wish instead of an apology, then Moi shall play the role of the fool." He shrugged, took the balloon, and raised it above his head to rip it in two.

He regretted it immediately.

"AAARRGGGGHHHH! HOLY WATER?! IT BUURRNNNSSSS!" He screamed, kicking around the floor like it was literally melting him (which it almost did). Aqua was hunched over from laughing so hard, pointing and cackling at the distressed demon.

After being frustrated with him and his pompous attitude so much recently... Wiz couldn't help but giggle a little with her. Cathartically enjoying herself at seeing him be knocked down a peg for once, and not being the brunt of all their pain.

Though, as Vanir silently and ominously rose from the floor, she felt that the feeling wouldn't last long…


"An zen Kazma ushed me an’ Darknesh as a batterin ram! Kehehehehe!" Aqua laughed, kicking her feet under the table while slamming her tankard atop it.

Her guest tried to keep a serious frown, mumbling under her breath how 'inappropriate' that was. But with how drunk she was, there was no hiding how funny she found the idea as well, covering her smirk with her fingers before asking, "D-did she at least enjoy it?"

"Of coursh!" yelled the other drunk, sloshing her beer around with exaggerated swings, "She was moanin' like crAzy when her hed -hic!- hit the monstah's shield!" Her explanation was broken up by one more big chug of her drink. All while her drinking partner couldn't help but stifle her giggles.

"W-well... at least D can feel free around you like that," She said after finally losing the giggles, "And I gotta say, being secret drinking buddies with her friend has really helped expand on the Darkness stories I get to hear."

Aqua shrugged back at Chris, happy to do a bit of gossip for free booze, "I can tell ya ‘bout Megumin's secret crush or Kazuma's porn stash too, if you want~" The Goddess smirked, rubbing her thumb and forefinger together in hopes of selling more of her friend's privacy. Chris just shook her head politely.

"No thanks, I'm good." She said with a worried smile. With a shrug, Aqua dropped the topic, instead just finishing off her current glass with gusto before lazily scanning the room for Luna. Meanwhile, Chris' smile grew in warmth. Even if she was drunk, it was still preferable to the shut-off shut-in she'd known up in Heaven, "...and I'm so happy you're happy too, Lady Aqua..."

"Wazzat? You finally she me ash a Goddesh?" The eagle-eared Aqua looked back at her, "As soon as I stop vomiting, I shall add you to the Order of Axis!"

"V-vomit-?! Oh."

Then Aqua made a high bill for Kazuma to clean up Luna's clothes from rainbow puke.

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"Aqua? Are you alright? May I come in?"

There was a scramble behind the door. A quick tidy up as the blonde waited with worry for her friend to open the door.

Slowly, trying to play it as cool as she could, Aqua finally opened up, "Oh! H-hey Darkness! How's it goin’?"

No one really knew that Aqua had moments where she needed to cry alone. Sure, they'd seen her cry a LOT, but that was usually because she wanted something she couldn’t have; demands and complaints, or just crying at the failures she brought upon herself. Rarely did Aqua ever SERIOUSLY cry. And when she did, it was usually while alone in her room, hiding the red eyes from all who asked.

It was something that Darkness refused to let go.

"May I ask what's the matter?"

With a pretty pathetic poker face, Aqua just shook her head, "N-nothing's wrong! Just getting ready for bed! Long day..." She lost some of the fake smile there for a second, but brought it back up as Darkness frowned.

A pause hung between them, Darkness trying to egg out the answer through the awkward silence, even if she already had an idea what it was pertaining to.

With no further answer, plan B was invoked.

"A bottle of the most expensive noble wine." She said while bringing out the bubbly, "It'll follow me into your room as long as you tell me what's wrong."

"...fine."

*********

It hadn't taken long for Aqua to spill everything. Their recent adventure to Alcanretia had been very eventful, taking down a huge slime terrorising her people, and yet Aqua hadn't been able to celebrate since.

"They rejected me, Darkness..." The bluenette sighed, sipping at her glass much more conservatively than her usual guzzling, "Their own Goddess... I showed my soul to them, and they thought I was just a crazy cosplayer."

The Goddess stuff wasn't something that Lalatina could truly relate to on the surface, but the feelings that Aqua was experiencing THAT was certainly something she could empathise with. "Aqua... why do you need the validation of strangers for this... idea of your godhood?"

"It's not just an idea! I really AM their Goddess!" She protested, Darkness worrying she'd already said the wrong thing on accident, "I watched them grow! I blessed their prayers! I got to see little Madeline's first Axis form signing, I helped with Jerry's second divorce, and I shepherded Yusume's spirit into the afterlife! ME! My Axis members were the only ones who believed in me for so long, and now they can't even see when I walk among them?!"

In a slump, the girl threw her face down onto the bed, kicking her feet in frustration under her.

All while Darkness wondered about how much of it was true.

"Well..." She began, wanting to be as delicate as she could, "I think people are just unsure how to feel about Gods walking among us common folk. I certainly would be a little freaked out if I found Eris out on the street. It sounds like you were an amazing supportive role in their lives. Perhaps they're just scared you're not up in Heaven protecting them anymore?"

Something seemed to make Aqua shudder. Still not lifting her head from the bed, instead talking through muffled sheets. "...can't I juft protec vem here?"

"You already did. Hans' defeat... well, even I have to admit, that was very Godlike."

Aqua was far more excited at the blonde's admission, "I know, RIGHT?! Now do you see that I'm an actual, factual Goddess?!"

"Uhm... maybe?" She said with an awkward smile, one that Aqua's beaming star-filled eyes seemed to shake even harder on, "More drink?"

The two continued to share the very expensive bottle. Sharing stories about Axis members or laughing about Kazuma. A night of pity quickly filled with lovely memories for both of them.

A final memory of a Darkness that was a little too tipsy putting Aqua to bed while giving a speech.

"Aqua, I don't have much to say about facing rejection with a brave face... in fact, I'm probably the most cowardly out of all of us in that regard... but, I know that you can never let the rejection win. As long as you keep improving yourself, whatever you're improving yourself for will show up when you're ready. Maybe... for example... someone won't pick you in the end. And you know that. But my life could still be worth something, even if I just save one life. The good we do is important."

With a long yawn, Aqua smiled at her friend with tired eyes. "You are important..."

"Thank you, my Goddess." Darkness smiled back, giving Aqua a quick peck on the top of her head before turning off her light and leaving the room.


Each of her memories played out like a clipshow, all so real in the mindscape as Aqua remembered the times she shared with her friends. The statue of Kazuma and Darkness that had been formed by sand changed, replaced by multiple statues of Wiz, Megumin, Sena, Chris, Luna, Cecily, Yunyun... all as Gaia got increasingly more frustrated.

"NO!" She hissed, grabbing Aqua by the shoulder before jamming a finger into her arm, "These are just idiots you've tricked into liking you! We both know if they knew the REAL you, knew what you did, they'd never want to spend another second with you!"

Aqua stumbled back from the repeated prodding, falling against the statue of Wiz, "But... can't I just t-trick them a little longer then?"

"Pathetic! You admit your faults, yet are too weak to free these poor fools from your own awful self!" Her venomous words spat at the girl who was trying to avoid her, dodging through the statues but failing to do anything but listen, "You know what you deserve, Aqua. It's what you’ve always wanted, after all."

Then Aqua saw what she meant. The chair. In the middle of the eternal dark void, pocketing itself like a shadowy corner of the white space they were in.

"N-no! I'm having fun here! Don't make me go back! KAZUMA!"


There was nowhere left for Kazuma to run.

He'd been chased all around the castle. The two last lines of defence had fallen and now with horrible accuracy, Musume had caught up to him easily. No matter where he ducked, dove, or dodged, Kazuma could only run so fast.

This was how he was going to die: balls deep inside Aqua as the Demon King's Daughter burned their bodies to ash.

Kazuma supposed this death wouldn’t be the WORST one he’s had so far...

Still, he was trapped at one of the few dead ends of the entire castle. His luck had run out at the exact wrong moment. No doors close enough to get into, he could jump out the window but landing from this high up without hurting Aqua would be impossible. And the way back was blocked by the shadow beast's body, like the reaper itself coming to collect his soul.

All he could do now was hope for a miracle as Musume stomped closer and closer towards him.

"You..." She hissed, her real body tucked in the belly of the beast just as scary as the shadow dragon that had fire leaking from its mouth, "...you slimy little bastard. Turning my own men against me. I bet it was you that stole my father..."

More stomps of pure doom towards him. Aqua was still spasming in his grip. He turned to protect her, knowing it'd do nothing in the grand scheme of things.

Her chuckle would be the last thing he heard, "I'm going to enjoy drawing out your death~"

"Over my dead body, you bitch!"

Just as Musume lunged forwards, a yellow blur suddenly slammed into her snout. Clamping something around the jaws of the massive shadow dragon and yelling, "Normally this muzzle is unbreakable and only comes off once you submit to Kazuma!"

Roaring a muffled sound of pain, Musume retreated her advance. Though it wasn't over her actual mouth, only the shadow dragon's, it still was enough of a shift in tempo to assess before charging. To somehow get the magic item around her face... the blonde knight standing between her and her prey must have been an amazing shot.

"Darkness!" Kazuma yelled while balling his eyes out. "Holy fucking shit I'm so happy to see you you're alright and you saved me and-"

"Kazuma! It isn't over yet..." She panted, happy to see him alive but knowing when to make sure they stayed on track, "I don't know what your plan is, but I'll protect you as you do it. Nothing will get past your wall." She growled, throwing her arms up between him and the daughter. Practically daring the muzzled demon to charge at the muscled tank in a wrecked dress.

Kazuma nodded. There was only one thing he could do: he had to help Aqua if there was any chance of surviving this encounter. Activating his own linked feelings skill would open him up to perhaps an inhuman level of blue balls and a level of Goddess sensitivity that could actually kill him... but he had to find out what was wrong.


Aqua was just a huddled ball. Insults and abuse were being yelled in her ear, not only by Gaia but by the voices all around. 'Useless', 'pathetic', 'dumbass'. The angels, the other deities, Divane, demons, all their voices and more surrounded her. Consumed her. Threatened to drown her in sorrow.

All while the plant rocker loomed over her form with an evil grin.

Well, until two feet landed on her face.

"GUAHHH!" Gaia screamed. Her body tumbling across the floor from the sudden kick she'd received. "What tha hell?! You?!"

Only seeing her tormentor on the floor, Aqua also turned around to see what had happened. "K-Kazuma?!"

Cracking his knuckles, frowning deeply, and squaring up his shoulders to go again, the boy who would drop kick any woman stood over Aqua protectively. "I don't know who you are, but only I get to make fun of Aqua."

"KAZUMA!" The water girl screamed, throwing her arms around his legs while tears streamed from her eyes, "KAAZUMMMAAAA!!!"

"Yes, yes, Kazuma here." He smiled, placing a hand on her head before frowning back at Gaia. "You're not just some guilty conscious, are you? You're something else."

There was a slight chuckle, then a deeper one, before the large demonic smile on the plant girl's face seemed to spread to both ears. "Well, you're certainly smarter than her." It hissed, a tongue dancing around its face as it gestured to Aqua, "I'll give you props. Sowing discord in your group is harder than I thought it would be. The blonde is protected by Vanir of all people, and none of the rest were easy to infiltrate apart from this one."

"Why? What do you gain from fucking around with us? Do you really have nothing better to do?!"

“NO! I DON’T!”

The smaller form of the punk mutated. Shifted. Expanding until near-bursting point as her body changed in front of Kazuma and Aqua.

All for the demon Alderp to stand there before them.

Kazuma just cringed at his disgusting new red form, “Ugh, you?!”

“That’s right! You thought you’d seen the last of me, fool! But even while my physical form is bound by Vanir’s magic, I decided to infect the one place he’d never look! The mind of the Goddess he truly loathes!” The fat man scoffed and chortled, throwing its arms around to showcase the white void they were in, "There's no way you'll escape my trap in time! You'll die by the hands of Musume, trapped in the mind of this stupid, vapid-"

"Sacred exorcism."

"GYAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Alderp screamed in pain as his body evaporated into pure light. Not even leaving a single trace of the demon that had been plaguing her.

Leaving Kazuma to blink in surprise.

"...huh."

Aqua just clicked her tongue, "Call me stupid... I'm not the one entering the mind of a Goddess then telling her he's a demon. That's way easier to deal with."

He had to admit, the girl made a valid point.

But he didn't. Because they were still in the void and that was far more pressing an issue.

"Uhm, Aqua? Why didn't we... escape?" He chuckled, looking around the empty void with panic setting in, "You killed the demon so we get to leave, right? So why aren't we leaving?! The daughter is literally five feet from us!"

Worry was setting in for her as well, "I-I don't know! Should I try to revive it?!"

With a shake of his head, Kazuma quickly began trying to think, "Okay... okay, he said it was a puzzle... so let's just work backwards. What is this place? You were being tormented somehow, right? How was he doing it?"

"Uhm..." She'd gone rather pale, sucking in her lips and looking away in embarrassment, "I... I don't know...?"

"AQUA!"

"F-fine! He was... making me sad about my past!" She admitted, though his rotating hands indicated that he knew there was more and she needed to keep talking, "And... and my future. I was sad. I am sad. I..." She swallowed, trying to avoid getting emotional but unable to do so. Instead she fell right back to the floor and landed on her butt.

Though he still felt a little frantic, Kazuma knew when to sit down next to someone.

Man and Goddess, trapped in the endless white void, looked upon the nothingness in silence.

"Okay, I get the solemn 'real talk' flags, but I do need to speed the plot along a little," Kazuma broke the silence first, "Let's start from the top: what was her deal?" He asked, clearly referring to the form that mind demon had previously assumed. "She must’ve meant something if that asshole chose her face to mess with you."

Aqua swallowed hard, a guilty look on her face usually only reserved for her worst acts of monetary loss, "Someone from many lifetimes ago. She was my best friend, and I... messed it up. I was so stupid. I... I always wanted to apologise to her..." She mumbled quietly. "I ruined her life and never even got the chance to say goodbye..."

Shuffling around next to her, Kazuma sighed, "So like my parents then..."

She turned in surprise, wide eyes still blinking back tears.

"I said I knew it was real talk time!" He grumbled defensively.

Though he turned away, her hand on his made him turn back, she wasn't letting him avoid it so easily, "Y-your parents?"

"Yeah... I still think about them from time to time." He admitted, looking rather shamefully down to the floor, "Even after everything, I don't blame them for laughing about my death. I was a real shithead, living off their hard work and refusing to pick up the pieces of my own life... people trying to help us broken idiots, eh? Hehe..." Another long drawn out breath after his failed levity, Kazuma was trying to process his own thoughts before shrugging his shoulders a little bit. "I dunno. I guess... the best we can do is remember them and live better lives now through what they were trying to fix."

Aqua was at a loss for words. Kazuma had never sounded so eloquent before, it was almost like he'd thought a lot about the topic of regrets...

But then he quietly growled in exasperation, "Not that it matters, since we're gonna die soon! Guhh... is there anything else? Surely it can't just be regret tied to that plant lady. Why were you being so rude to me lately?"

"I wasn't!"

"AQUA! Quit fighting and use your damn words already! She was your past but you JUST said you were worried about the future too, so what part?!"

"YOU! OBVIOUSLY!"

He frowned. Perhaps not as shocked an expression as Aqua was expecting, but he still let her words hang in the air.

"You... and Darkness... you let me be part of the harem, yet I've done nothing but do stupid things... my hands got captured by Xara. My body got captured by Sylvia. And then..." Her tears were back, "Then I had to spend a whole night looking at your dead body. Wondering how, why, or what would happen to you and Darkness. Divane took Gaia from me, and she was doing it again, and then the angels came to kill everyone else, and-and-"

Knowing it was just making her more upset, Kazuma quickly threw his arm around her shoulder reassuringly, "Hey, hey, sshhh.... I'm sorry..." He cooed, rubbing her hair and letting her get it out, "Look, don't take this the wrong way, but you've definitely fucked up before. We all have. And in arguably bigger ways too. Why do you think we care that much now?"

Aqua just silently wept a little longer before looking over at Gaia's smudge again, "...I got scared. When I messed up, she hated me. And then everyone else hated me..." The genuine non-whiny sadness was a strange eye-opener for Kazuma. The look of hurt in her as their pupils met was absorbing him, "...and I couldn't handle it if you hated me too."

"I'd never!"

"You don't know that!" She protested. Though his eyes said differently, the worry in her heart held a tight grip after so many years of rejection.

He tried to stay as adamant as he could, glaring right back at her, "I do."

She wanted to believe him, but the silence showed she didn't fully. Instead they both just turned back towards the void, as Aqua gathered her courage once more, "You know…I missed sleeping with you."

"We were having sex like five seconds ago."

"No, not that kind of sleeping," She said quietly while shaking her head. "I missed falling asleep in the bed next to you. Those stables… we spent so long there that I memorised your snores, your pervy dreams, even your unhealthy NEET breathing…” He gave her a sour look, but Kazuma’s heart panged when he saw her reddened orbs, “You were there after every shitty day of work, after every late night drink party, and on every cold night where we cuddled even when we both said we hated it…”

Smiles were briefly shared before her face began to crumble into tears again, “And then… you were gone! We got a mansion, got our own rooms, complete and total privacy. After the smelly stables, I thought it was what I wanted. Away from rude, stupid, annoying, grouchy, sweaty, masturbating Kazuma.”

"Oi."

“It took me two months to get a good night’s sleep.” Aqua admitted with a sigh, “I didn’t realise I was so used to you by my side. Your sounds, smells, habits… It wasn't until this week when we shared a bed again that I remembered how much I missed you. The stupid human who stole me from Heaven and showed me the world. Showed me life, taught me how to make friends, gave me a purpose, and was always there...”

He wasn't saying anything, instead just realising how much of an impact he'd had on her in silence.

"Kazuma… please don't ever hate me."

There could have been an affirmation, but instead Kazuma just asked, "Isn't there something else you want to say?"

There was another pause, all while the boy stared at his partner. Neither noticed the world beginning to crumble a little around them.

"Kazuma... I... I..."

She couldn't get it out. Instead, the statues that had been near them had begun to crumble away. Megumin, Wiz, Chris... all dust in the wind until only Kazuma holding Darkness remained.

Aqua couldn't even look at it, but the symbolism was clear.

"You know what she asked me today?" Kazuma chuckled softly towards the statue, "She asked if I wouldn't mind going on a date with you."

Suddenly her heart skipped a beat in surprise. "W-what?"

"She also asked if it was okay if she went on one with you too," He continued, "We've only been dating for like, what, two days? And already she wants to risk it all just so you won't get left behind. She'd rather stop everyone from being sad and have no happiness for the rest of her life than ever be the reason someone was upset. I've seen that this week, and that's why I love her. And if there's one thing this week has shown me, it’s that I have a lot of love to give..."

Too many confusing emotions overwhelmed Aqua to respond. She babbled, looking between him and the statue repeatedly rapidly, unable to form a coherent sentence until he turned to gaze directly at the Goddess with fierce eyes.

"Aqua. You can annoy the hell out of me. And there are days you make me want to tear the hairs out of my nutsack one at a time for even knowing you." His words were definitely confusing her now, "But I will never, EVER, hate you. If I had the choice between you or my dick, I'd bring you down from Heaven every time. If it wasn't for you and your whining, this lowly shut-in would’ve given up on trying to better himself in this world a long time ago. You keep my wheels spinning. You brighten the days of everyone around you. You may be a bad Goddess, but you are not a bad person."

Her face was long, tearful, and stunned. The white void around them had nearly completely vanished, cracking away with the sight of Darkness struggling to hold back the Musume. A deep itch was starting to come through her crotch as the sensitivity levels of reality rose once more.

And all Kazuma could do was stare at those deep blue eyes even deeper.

"For what it's worth, Aqua... I love you!"

His lips sealed over hers.

Time stopped as the white void reality shattered around them.

Aqua’s eyes were wide. Weren't they? It was hard to tell when one spiritually leaves their body. Standing next to herself in a similarly pure white form to the void that had broken. Kazuma was kissing her even through the chaos. Darkness was leaning her body against theirs as the daughter pushed her back, most of the castle destroyed behind her, all as time failed to move even an inch from where it had stopped.

A single dainty hand reached through the mass of shadows, past the muscled blonde, and placed itself carefully on the raging death underneath. And as time began to start once more, they could see the event for what it was. At the end of it all, everyone heard the spirit Aqua yell out:

“SACRED SHARED FEELINGS!”

Notes:

Thanks to 0neSw00dGuy for his editing help on this and a few other chapters.

Chapter 92: In-A-Gala-Da-Vida - Climax

Summary:

Or 'the finale' if you will.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text


POV Shift: Lalatina Dustiness Ford


I was a bit confused by what the hell the plan was. Everything had shifted so suddenly from the last moments of our lives, about to be squished by the Demon King's Daughter, to everyone around me suddenly and violently orgasming. If I had to guess, Kazuma and Aqua used a similar technique he used on Bova that one time, only boosted by his ability to make Goddesses very sensitive.

Aqua was cumming. Aqua was cumming perhaps the hardest I've ever seen her cum. The floodgates had been unleashed as multiple orgasms ripped through her body. The level of squirting splashing against my shins felt like I was wading in a river at times. Aqua quaked over and over again, her legs practically dancing below her as the jelly feelings raptured her entire body from toe to tip. Her mouth was stuck in an O with crossed eyes, if I wasn't so tired and confused it'd be rather arousing. All of this with Kazuma’s continuous pounding inside of her.

Jism was also splashing against my feet. Kazuma was in a similar state of over-gasm. Gritting his teeth, tensing his body, and wrapping around Aqua's body like so many frog tongues before him. From the looks of things he was trying to fill not only her womb, but her entire body with cum. Even as Aqua's pussy tried to gobble every ounce of the boiling seed, it was clearly a losing battle. Unleashing incredible amounts of semen into her, like his nuts were treasure chests of jizz that desperately needed to fill the Goddess, sticky mess mixing with her juices to ruin the King's carpet.

And of course, the daughter felt all of it.

The dragon form wailed in confusion, thrashing about the room as new arousing feelings were shunted into her magically. It was unquantifiable the difference in how her pussy felt versus any other time in her demonic life. A sensitivity plaguing her body unlike the deepest of illnesses. Even just my grip on her horns was probably feeling deeply erotic. Orgasm after orgasm crashed into the daughter, attacking her hard and fast. The muzzle I put on Musume's dragon mouth fell to the ground. Her beast form was not able to withhold the unending assault and began melting into black aura before revealing the woman underneath. The sweaty, blushing, orgasming woman.

“FFFUUUCKKKKKKK!” Musume hissed, scratching at the floor in forced pleasure. “TTHHE FUCK DID YOU DO TTTTTTTT-EEEEEEEE!!!!” Her hand was on her pussy over her pants, violently masturbating as the juices in her pussy seeped out and ruined her clothes. Joined quickly by the river that Kazuma/Aqua was making for her to splash about in. Her sounds devolved into moans, groans, and roars of rage.

I ignored her, instead jumping to to support my friends. Quickly cradling Aqua's head to stop it's flailing from potentially hurting her, “You’re amazing Aqua! Absolutely incredible!”

If Aqua wasn’t a goddess her body would have likely given out from this pleasure. Electricity was still shooting through the girl’s brain every second and only getting more intense. Foam was coming out her mouth, eyes wild and barrelling every way, body just writhing in the sweat and galactic euphoria. But through it all she clearly was trying to look at me, like the drunkest of babies, she managed to place a hand on my cheek as I cradled her. "D-D-dkrness!" She choked on her own feelings and spittle, "I luvu! ILUVEUUU!!!"

My heart felt touched, I could only assume the talk that the two had while I was down but... I couldn't deny her happy orgasming confession for even a second, "I love you too, Aqua! I'm sorry if I made you feel worthless or sad or..."

I couldn't even keep apologising to her. The happiness on her love drunk face was too much to bear, and the two of us shared a passionate kiss atop Kazuma's orgasming body.

Kazuma was still desperate to unload. Aqua's pussy was divine and having it feel so volcanic and tight had made his cock eagerly burst into the Goddess’ fertile folds.

The groan from the daughter was intense as the feeling of hot cum flooding her insides without anything actually happening tormented her overly sensitive body. Her mind had devolved her noises to just a desperate moan which elevated to a scream. Her soul-linked counterpart was having a similar time, especially as I pinched the goddess’ clit and right tit while covering her mouth with my own to let the orgasm ride as long as possible in its final moments. Through the corner of my eye I could see the villain grab her own body parts where I squeezed, phantom feelings of love too much for her.

And with one final push… the daughter fell unconscious.

“Good girl” I cooed after taking off my mouth, stroking Aqua’s hair as she gasped for air like a fish out of water. “Such a good girl, just let it all out Aqua. You did an amazing job, well done.” I repeated, trying to drag her back to the land of the living after such an intense climax.

Kazuma was panting hard too, finally letting go of Aqua's to lean up against her back as she sat quivering on his lap. "FFuuuckkkkkk...." He groaned, exhausted and spent. Perhaps the emptiest his balls had ever felt, his mind only able to repeat, "FFFuuuuckkkkkk...."

I reached down and squeezed his hand supportively, though still had to cradle the recovering Goddess. "Good girl," I repeated, "And good boy Kazuma. You're both incredible to take down the daughter like that."

Her breathing was finally getting stabilised again, deep but ragged breaths, yet she still had things to say. Aqua's hand reached back and rubbed against Kazuma's hair, and though another choking speech she managed to say, "Luvsmeto."

With a smile, I moved some of her sweaty hair from her eyes, "Oh, does he now? How naughty a boyfriend, falling in love with my new girlfriend like that." I teased, and the smile on her face nearly made me tear up. We fell into silence as they tried to catch their breath. Just taking a moment to bask in their victory over such a powerful entity.

Being the main driving force I brought us three together for a hug, whispering to the pair, "Just rest, you two. I think you deserve it."

"Indeed, we'll take it from here."

We all looked back to the end of the narrow and destroyed corridor. Jeronim, the man who I'd left a few minutes ago to let him go check on Iris, was now stomping towards the fallen form of the daughter, sword in hand and accompanied by a litter of knights.

"You've done well, Dustiness Harem." He said, though the rage on his face certainly made it look like he didn't mean it, "Tell me, is Musume weakened now?"

I honestly had no idea, but I didn't have a chance either as a strange battle-damaged woman answered for me, "Looks like her protective spells wore off when the dr-dragon form stopped. She should be venerable now."

"S-Seresdina... you bitch..."

The face Musume was awake again made everyone's stomach drop. We'd taken her down, but we hadn't taken her out. "She's got regenerative shit on! Stop her now!" Seresdina screamed, clearly knowing what would happen if she got back up.

"Musume. I'm afraid I cannot allow you to leave this castle alive!" Jeronim roared, rushing towards her, "You attacked my home! Attempted to kill my subjects! Even my IRIS!"

His foot collided with her stomach, making her groan in pain for the first time all night, "S-so Iris was here, eh?" She spat at him, cocky grin in the face of her demise as the image of the King aiming his golden great sword at her neck was burned into my mind.

"Keep her name out of your mouth," He growled at her before addressing his knights, "Prepare the magic guillotine! I don't want any half chances she'll live."

They quickly followed his commands, some coming over to help pin her down and others rushing away to fetch the requested tool.

The battle was won, yet there was a strange tension in the air as the King loomed over the daughter. His blade staying firmly at her neck, I couldn't help but feel ill-at-ease at the whole thing. Was killing Musume the right call? She had attacked the capitol building, hurting so many at the gala while aiming to kill the king. She was definitely the bad guy, and yet with her weakened and on the floor I couldn't help but feel bad for her.

Though that passed when I noticed the daughter was grinning... at us?

"Interesting," She sneered, and I was definitely tempted to move my body between her and my partners as I feared another attack, "This soul share skill… I see it goes both WAYS!"

My heart sank in my chest as I watched Musume raise her hand towards us. While I tried to get between her, I could only look on as a white ball was torn from a gasping Aqua's body, leaving her limp and empty. The energy floating away from us to enter Musume's hand as she clenched it tightly.

"W-what?!" I yelled, grabbing Aqua's shoulders and trying to wake her up but with absolutely no response, "Aqua?! AQUA?!"

Kazuma had sobered up quickly at the realisation, finally extracting his cock from her pussy as he frantically freaked out, "F-fuck! I think the daughter has her soul!" He yelled, still too jelly legged to get up properly. Especially worrying as the magic guillotine was being walked down the aisle.

"That's right! And I'll drag your friend to HELL with me if you don't save us both!"

The King frowned, torn for a moment, but ultimately deciding to look to his knights over us. "Hurry! Ready her for execution!"

I baulked, “JERONIM! Let her free Aqua first!”

“We cannot wait even a second for her to get her strength back.” The King’s voice boomed, throwing his hand out towards us as knights blocked our path, “I am sorry for your friend, but if this is the chance to free my kingdom from another Demon King then I will take it right now!”

“She’s never coming back!” The daughter hissed, her head entering the hole for the device as I ran towards them barrelling through the knights... only to be stopped by Mitsuruguy. His magic sword able to hold even me back, I tried to fight him but he was very strong and my body was tired from fighting Musume. “I will never release her! Tortured forever!" She screamed over the clanging of metal.

“NO!” I punched hard into the hero's chest, but he was still slowing me down too much, “STOP IT! LET ME GO!"

"Mitsurugi! They're going to kill Aqua!" Kazuma screamed in his face. 

"You know the daughter can't be allowed to live! The populace need to know that this castle is safe, that their capitol is secure even from their strongest beings! Aqua... is only one..." He was clearly conflicted, but believing he was doing the right thing. Fuck him,

"Normally that guillotine is broken!" I yelled, trying to stave off the imminent murder. It faltered, jamming the release mechanism and stopping the descent of the glowing magical head slicer.

It wasn't enough though, the King simply grabbed the device and ripped the blade from the wood above her, with a shake of his head Jeronim brought his arm up to slice down onto Musume himself, “I apologise. But this must be done! NOW!”

“WE CLAIM THE DAUGHTER FOR OUR HAREM!”

Everyone’s heads turned towards Kazuma.

The demon spawn snarled, seemingly angry at the insinuation, but paused to air her grievances after seeing the response from those around her. Jeronim had stopped mid swing, the massive cleaver in his hands just inches from Musume's neck.

"What did you say?"

Kazuma was breathing hard, still sweaty from his massive orgasm, but a determined look in his eyes. "I can claim her for our harem, right? That means we take on all of her crimes or whatever. You can't execute her for things that have been resolved." 

“Satou Kazuma… you know what that means, don’t you?”

“Yes. It means Aqua lives.”

Jeronim shook his mighty bearded head, “It means that you’ll be spending your entire fortune to pay the bounty for this woman.” The King explained, making Kazuma wince from the knowledge, “Musume is not a simple criminal, she is the Demon King's Daughter. Her bounty far exceeds anyone else in the land bar one other, her father."

"Yeah... well..." He mumbled, knowing how much debt he was taking on for one life.

"From what I understand, you’ve already created many, many new lives for me. I thought you needed that bursary money to pay for that? That sounds like a far greater expenditure to me. New life and no prison time.”

Kazuma was hesitant in practice, but determined in his heart, “We made the Daughter cum. I get to claim my prize and make her part of my harem.” He snarled at Mitsurugi, "And seeing her as my bitch will make all your stupid bystanders happy, got it?"

No one said anything, simply letting the idea settle in their minds before Jeronim finally dropped the blade of the guillotine next to Musume's head. With a sigh, he stretched his giant back out, “Very well. If that is your wish, then I hope you don’t regret it.”

He stepped off of her stomach, and the rest of the knights relented as well. Musume quickly got out of the broken guillotine and scrambled to her feet. Snarls were shared between her and the rest of the room, but she did not attack. The only sound was her footsteps on soggy carpet as she stepped towards us.

She was rather tall, not as much as Divane but perhaps as tall as Sylvia. Tough, sweaty, and holding our friend hostage, we glared at the Demon King's Daughter with deep rage.

“Now give us Aqua back.”

The daughter played with the soul, letting it bounce lightly in her hand. Almost taunting the room with her hostage’s freedom… before squeezing it tightly. “No.”

Instantly, the room was back in battle mode. A hostage situation clearly taking place as Aqua's soul was juggled in her hand. I could only feel dread and the desire to rip her head from her shoulders for trying to double cross us when Aqua's life hung in the balance.

Kazuma fumed, “Wha-?! I own-!”

“YOU THINK YOU OWN ME?!” She roared, black shadowy wings erupting from her back in pure rage, “I am far beyond you silly children! This holy soul will be my insurance to my freedom, and then a perfect power source for my army! Say goodbye to your little friend!”

I tried to grab her, but with one flap of her wings she soared forwards out of our reach. A huge torrent of wind pushed us back into the wall, before she burst past our bodies, breaking the window on her exit and quickly taking to the night sky... with Aqua's soul still in her hand.

“NO! AQUA!”

"One good hit should still take her down!" Seresdina yelled, ironically not liking the idea of Musume's revenge, "Stop her now before she comes back to kill me!"

“Snipe! Snipe! SNIPE!” Kazuma yelled in a panic, hurling anything he could grab, throwing them out the window and towards the back of the daughter. A dinner plate, broken glass, some guy’s wallet, all flying through the air and hitting their target, yet doing less than minimal damage to the daughter. “FUCK! Darkness, what are we going to do!?!”

“I-I don’t know! AQUA!”

"WOAH! DARKNESS!"

He was worried about the fact I'd jumped out of the window and fallen down a whole story. I didn't care, my defence could handle a simple fall, I didn't matter.

I had to save Aqua.

Blood's in my ears, heart thumping in my chest, dread and misery filling my eyes with tears. This is all my fault. How do I fix this?!

Will normalities work?! Is she a beast?!

What do I even say?! 'Normally you'll give Aqua back to the person whose fault this is?!'

"Aqua! Norm... AGH! Someone, anyone, help! PLEASE!"

I'm powerless...

Useless...

My feet could only take me so far, and eventually even they failed me as I stumbled to the floor. Seeing the black wings take off, illuminated by the pale moon in front of her, into the quiet night sky with poor Aqua in her grasp.

Panting, panic in my chest rising to unbelievable levels, I completely missed someone behind me saying something about dark... er?

“EXPLOSION!”

Suddenly the disappearing form of the daughter lit up the night sky with fire. A wave of destructive energy bursting so intensely the shockwave rippled through the surrounding trees and pushed me backwards. A burning Musume fell from the sky, falling down into a nearby thicket, no more wings to support her, she landed hard against the floor.

Though my concern was with who was behind me.

It was two people, though the collective knights, kings, and Kazumas wereall rushing from the castle behind them as well. One was a very tall man in a suit and a black/white mask that I suppose I should be used to seeing by now, frowning towards the direction of the fallen daughter even as he calmly walked me.

Tucked under his right arm was the limp body of an arch-wizard that somehow filled my heart with both happiness and dread.

As she was lowered to the floor by the masked man, Kazuma holding Aqua joined us. His jelly legs making him collapse to the grassy ground as well.

A white orb floated towards us, sinking back into Aqua's lifeless body before she gasped back to reality. Breathing hard, panicked yet safe.

All while we looked over to the wizard, face down on the floor.

"I thought I told you not to go on any cool quests without me?"

"Megumin..." I mumbled, looking over to Kazuma who seemed as surprised to see her as I was. Though he was seemingly just as happy to have Aqua alive and breathing in his arms again as he hugged the still over simulated goddess. 

"H-hey, Megmumin..."

"Ah! Kazuma!" Megumin couldn't really see what was happening as Vanir had placed her onto the floor face down. She probably couldn't even see how naked Kazuma and Aqua were, so in her defence she was trying to understand things through context alone, "Did you see my explosion?! Vanir told me I could save the day and take down a really powerful enemy at the same time if I hit that big crow! Was it cool? How many points did I get for that?!"

It was like she'd never left, and I'd never ruined the world with my sexual abominations. I looked over to him who seemed to be smiling a little at her return, which both made me happy and sad at the same time. Sorry for being so emotional... it's been a long day... "Uhm, for saving Aqua like that? I think that's an easy 100 points."

"Woah, Aqua was up there?! Is she okay?!"

"Mmfine..." Aqua purred, "Nice boom..."

"...is she drunk?"

The four of us were back again, yet none of us were jumping with joy or celebrating. Even with our party once more reunited after what felt like an eternity... the danger wasn't over yet. 

The thundering footsteps of a king and his guards took precedence. Jeronim yelling with sword in hand, "Satou Kazuma! Do we have permission to execute this member of your harem now?!"

"YES! DO IT!" He barked back.

Megumin really was getting confused now, "Harem? Since wh-"

He'd been keeping quiet and watching the scene unfold, but Vanir suddenly spoke up once more, "Moi needs you to say this," Vanir cut off Megumin's question, handing me a piece of paper with some writing on it. I opened my mouth to ask why, but his serious expression gave me pause, "Moi has done enough favours for you, girl. Say it now without question."

"O-okay. It's normal that-"

"HRRAAAGGGHHH!!!!" Jeronim's shout as he raised his sword to the sky covered my last few words, charging forwards to deliver the final blow, his blade swiftly swinging down towards the fallen daughter's form.

Only to clash with another.

"STOP IT!"

Jeronim and his sword were shunted back. Unable to finish the job of killing Musume's charred and weakened form.

His eyes went very wide to see who it was that had blocked his execution.

"...-Cough-, was wondering when you'd show up..." Musume choked weakly, looking up from the floor towards her tiny blonde saviour.

"IRIS?!" Jeronim's jaw fell open, his daughter keeping a firm battle stance over the other daughter's body. Standing with determined eyes against her father, "What are you doing my sweet baby girl?!" Even I was surprised by her appearance, and I was just forced to read out a sentence saying it was normal for her to wake up five minutes ago!

The princess frowned back at him, "I will not allow you to kill Musume, father. She is... a friend."

Everyone was confused, shocked, and surprised by her admittance to befriending one of the most powerful women in the world. "W-what?!"

"We have been writing letters to each other," Iris continued, still keeping her sword raised even as her father had dropped his, "Musume and I both do not wish to inherit this war. Neither of us believed that it was right to continue it for another generation, and we both feel it is possible to live in peace with one another."

"Y-you're friends with her?!" He said in surprise, though his emotions once more seemed to be getting the better of him as he looked a little too proud, "My little girl... fighting for the future! They grow up SO FAST!" He bit his knuckle before suddenly switching to angry again, "But you should have told me! What if this was a trap!? You could have gotten hurt!" 

Murmurs surrounded him, the knights and Mitsurugi shocked by Iris' independence and decisions, and all Jeronim could do was look between Iris and Musume. Seeing the acknowledgement of the facts in the eyes of the demon as she growled in frustration. Her body unable to move, even if it looked like it was already healing all the explosion damage left by the crimson demon.

"Perhaps I've just been able to learn to trust more than you!" Iris shot back, her father recoiling a little at his tiny daughter's words, "Neither you nor the Demon King can even remember why you're fighting anymore!" Iris yelled, anger plastered everywhere on her small face, "And yet so many suffer because of it! So many wish to be free of fighting on both sides! It won't be easy... but if you kill Musume now then all the progress will be undone."

Jeronim had activated King mode, talking with his deep booming voice, "Do you have proof, Iris? Proof that this is not a trick, a demon inside your mind using your words against us?"

"You demand answers, yet your own 'Harem Knights' provided you the evidence, father." Iris shot back, unblinking in her own regal voice. Which made it extra scary when she looked over towards us naked idiots in the mud, "Kazuma told me all about the monsters in his care. Those that have become citizens of Axel and wish for nothing more than to follow their dreams and protect the ones they care about. How could that be a trick?"

We all awkwardly waved from our position, though I quickly dove in front of Kazuma and Aqua's naked bodies to save Iris from seeing anything untoward. Except Megumin who just whispered, "What the hell did I miss?!"

"Is this true, Satou Kazuma? Have you befriended both man and beast in your quest to become a Harem Knight champion?"

All eyes were on him, though he was rather embarrassed to be put on the spot not only by his little sister but with his two girlfriends and ex on the field. "U-uhm, yeah. Don't worry I didn't tell her anything!" He quickly clarified, which seemed to make the King respect him a little, "But... yeah. I mean, there's obviously still bad monsters out there, but there's some really bad people out there too. So... we gotta protect the good guys on both sides. Isn't that why everyone fights? To protect?"

Jeronim seemed to consider his half-finished words with perhaps more gravitas than they deserved. Stroking his beard, looking towards Kazuma before staring at his daughter protecting Musume. She really had grown up a lot. I knew that myself... and to see her taking a stand for the rights of the monsters was perhaps a turning point in history that we were witnessing in the flesh. I couldn't believe how wise she sounded, how amazing a person she'd grown up to be. If I'd known, perhaps I could have helped her, but for now I was protecting my own. Not moving from their side in case the daughter attacked us again. 

With a relenting sigh, Jeronim gave a look back to his knights. They quickly lowered their weapons, and thus Iris followed suit. I knew he wouldn't be able to do anything once Iris stood against him, the man could never even spar with his daughter without fearing he'd hurt her. Though the heavy situation still was weighing on his mind, "I cannot allow her to leave, Iris. Until this blatant attack is resolved, there must be some consequence to her actions against the capitol."

Iris frowned but looked back at Musume knowing that he was right. "...very well. We shall put her in the prison, for now, father." She accepted his terms reluctantly. Looking down at Musume with pleading eyes. "I implore you to not resist... please, Musume?

With a grunt of indignation, the daughter just fell back to the floor, "Ugh, fine. I suppose it's better than dying here in the gutter like trash. You can quit giving me the puppy dog look."

Soon enough, mithril chains were clamped onto the daughter's wrists, and though she was still weakened by the multiple attacks she was able to begin stumbling towards the castle once more. The hiss she gave to us as she walked past only strengthening our fear of her.

Though Megumin's face was turned the other way, so she didn't even get to see most of that.

"That was weird. Kazuma, can you pick me up now?" She asked, probably missing the fact he and Aqua were completely naked, "The floor isn't comfy and I'm getting sick of this patch of dirt."

Before he could do so, Aqua suddenly grabbed him by the shoulder, "One second." She said to Megumin before landing a full blown kiss directly onto his lips, squeezing his body as hard as she could, passionately smooching the boy she loved with all that her heart could handle. He was surprised at first, embarrassed at second, and accepting at third, leaning into the long make out knowing he was trapped in her superior strength either way. Only breaking their kiss long enough for Aqua to look him deep in the eyes and huskily tell him, "Kazuma, I love you too, okay?"

I gulped as I saw the wide eyes of a girl on the floor who was very confused and blushing.

"A-actually, w-w-w-why don't you pick me up, D-Darkness..."

Notes:

And thus, we reach the end of the first and last Harem Knight Gala.

What an explosive ending, eh?

In all seriousness, thanks so much to everyone for supporting me through this arc. It was a long one, and had a lot of more serious turns for this silly fanfic of a silly show, but the fact people have responded positively to it is very much a wonderful feeling.

Iris wasn't someone I had big plans for, but thinking about it she does seem like a well adjusted young girl who probably would support a ceasefire given the chance.

Apologies to those that wished to see Musume getting claimed by the harem this chapter. It definitely crossed my mind, but the fact she's so high up the totem pole on the villain's side made me pause. Having her just show up to fall wouldn't have done justice to her character, I think her being legally inducted into the harem but not fucked should give her a chance to develop more as we head towards the finale. And yes, I'll cover it a little better next chapter but this does mean their financial troubles are back and bigger than ever. All the money they made from becoming the official harem for the king was one thing, but having to pay to bail out Musume's LONG list of crimes puts them in hella-negative numbers.

For the record, Vanir was the one that teleported Megumin to the location when needed. He has a bit of a past with Musume and didn't want to see her slain.

And yes, Megumin's back! Sorry to all her fans for taking so long, but she does like to make a grand entrance. As a reminder, back many chapters ago there was a change in both Megumin and Yunyun's ages. Aqua used 'The Calendar' to add everyone's birthdays, but she forgot the ages of all the mortals so she put them all as '19 yrs old'. Then the magic in the Calendar meant currently Megumin/Yunyun is 18 (their 19th birthdays are soon in the calendar) and Kazuma/Darkness are 19. This hasn't changed their physical appearance too much, especially Yunyun since she'd already been hit quite hard by the puberty stick, but Megumin is a bit fuller in body. Her breasts have blossomed, her hair is little longer, and she grew about half an inch (she wishes it was more). To give a visual aid, she'll look like how the artist Neocoill draws her in his art: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=4629936

Fun fact, In-A-Gala-Da-Vida is about the same word length as a Konosuba light novel! Did it live up to that legacy, or could I have paced certain things out better?

As we are at the end, the constant updates shall also cease for now. An epilogue will be up as soon as I finish it, but after that it'll be a while before I can post a new chapter. I wrote all of In-A-Gala-Da-Vida before beginning to post, and as we're only about 2-3 arcs away from the end I'd ask if people preferred this method of big gap to lots of update combo, or do people just want me to post a chapter when its done?

Anyway, thanks again everyone!

Chapter 93: After The Gala

Summary:

Darkness meets with some ladies.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Alright, we’re done. You go that way, I’ll go this way.”

The crossroads metaphor was a little too on the nose for Seresdina’s liking, but when standing with a dunce like Baltazar it kinda had to be that blatant.

“Huh? Why am I going that way?”

See?

“Because, we’re done. Musume has been captured, the King is either dead or long gone, and so as far as I know we may be some of the last generals left.” Seresdina explained with a sigh to the oversized gorilla, “And guess what? The two of us are compromised as hell! If that huge goddess bitch or her shitty cumbrained owner orders us to do anything we’ll either have to do it or lose our powers! I for one don’t want to be the next victim on that idiot’s extensive menu. No, my life is gonna be all covert operations and living in a shack in a swamp from now on.”

She began stomping away, barely slowing down when she heard her ex-coworker yell, “But what’ll I do?!”

“Go wrestle! You’re clearly good at it!” She half assedly suggested, taking her hood over her face knowing that if anyone was following they’d go after the huge wrestler over her, “Elroad’s that way, go make yourself a star!”

After about a minute of her walking away without looking back, she heard the stomping feet and dragged knuckles of a god going the other direction.

Would he follow up the advice? She didn’t really care. Seresdina wasn’t lying when she said her life was going to be quite a lot quieter from now on. She’d keep in contact with someone in case the Demon King ever resurfaces, or Divane’s sorry ass gets sent back to Heaven, but for now this was truly the end. The endless road of possibilities ahead of her almost felt refreshing. Maybe she’d take over a tiny village a year or two down the line if she was feeling randy. Who knows where the winds may take her… perhaps she'd even take her revenge on Kazuma one day and kill Aqua? That seemed like a fair exchange.

Sounds of horses stomping made her shudder in fear, but when the notable carriage wheels were accompanying them it let her be brave enough to at least turn. Indeed it wasn’t any pursuers but just a random taxi carriage. Putting her thumb out and letting a little cleavage show, she was thankful when the driver stopped for her and let her climb on board.

“Whew~ thanks for that. I was hiding from that horrible attack on the castle and only just managed to make my escape!” She explained to the driver after opening the door, “Where is everyone headed?”

Inside the carriage made her blood chill in fear.

“Back to Alcanretia my dear!” A bearded man beamed, Axis robes open as he used his cock to push cum into a blonde woman’s bare pussy, “Come in and on the way we can show you the glory of our hero, Satou Kazuma!”


There was so much movement after the battle that it was hard to wrap my thumping head around it.

Though Kazuma wanted to pick up Megumin and Aqua to take us home, neither could happen when the fatigue caught up to him. With all of us safe his body simply wouldn’t get up off the floor, and he looked like he could fall asleep right there in the mud. Aqua had already done something similar by snoring into the finale of their kiss before falling face first into the ground.

In the end the three of them had been carried back to the castle. Guards had scooped up my party as soon as it had been apparent their legs were too tired to stand. My recent unconscious state and pounding painful brain catching up to me as I struggled to follow after them.

“YOU!”

Before I could reach anyone I was dragged and shoved against a wall, my weakened state easily shunted around by someone so much smaller than me.

With a groan as the back of my aching head hit the castle wall, I could only feel more upset by who it was being rough with me, “Karen… can this wait?”

“Oh you’d like that, wouldn’t you Lalabitchna?” She hissed her spittle up at me, trying to jam her accusatory finger into my abs but meeting steel strength muscles… man, why’d it have to be her trying to abuse me? “You think you’re so cool, getting the harem hero who saved the King and the castle from the Demon King’s Daughter? Making me live the rest of my life with a loser like Mitsurugi?!”

My eyes could only roll, pushing her away from me easily, “I thought you liked him?”

“He LOST! Which means you BEAT me, AGAIN!!!” Her fuming would almost be amusing, if her screeching wasn’t making my headache worse, especially as she followed me back inside the castle, “I swear I’ll get my revenge! My husband can still beat yours at arm wrestling! My children will beat yours at the harp! My-MY-!”

Okay, this had gone on long enough. It was just getting sad now. Time for a decisive blow.

“Karen…” I said, turning around and making her flinch. Raising my hand, I did the unthinkable to her… I placed my hand on her shoulder. She blinked in confusion as I gave her a warm smile, “I wish you all the best.” Was all I said before patting her a little then walking away again.

“...w-what…? WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU BE THE BIGGER PERSON! MAYBe the bigger assed b…” Thankfully her wails became unintelligible after I’d walked far enough away. Sighing contentedly to be away from her, I silently wished Mitsurugey all the best in his future with dealing with… that.

As I walked back I was informed where Aqua and Kazuma were being kept. Unfortunately there was still tasks on my to do list before I could rest my aching head, namely adding a few normalities to make the prison secure, with newly normal unbreakable bars and a power draining magic field to make sure she didn’t run away in the middle of the night.

I also bumped into a very shaky Sena, who was not very happy to have been so close to such imminent danger. Still putting on a brave face to finish paperwork in making us the sole King’s sponsored harem and claiming Musume, but I insisted she should take the rest of the night off.

Dragging Sena away from the broken wreckage of the main hall, I quickly managed to hunt down Divane. Not that she was hard to find, basking in her very first bruises on her form after actually getting into a fight for once. She was sitting out the front of the castle watching the last of the evacuating humans get carriages away while poking her purple spots.

“Divane, can you please take Sena and teleport her back to Wiz? I think she needs some lich loving right now.” I asked, pushing the spectacled woman towards the Goddess.

She tried to protest, still clutching her paperwork, “Mistress Lalatina Dustiness Ford, I really don’t think th-this is-EEP!” The massive hand that picked her up had much less qualms, just following orders and placing the secretary neatly into her massive bosom.

“Very well, I shall take orders from someone as pathetically small as you,” Divane hummed, seemingly more happy about the thrill of abuse than actually helping Sena, “It has been a rather decadent night after all. Despite your whimpering forms of leadership.”

God this wasn’t going to do my headache any good, “...excuse me?”

“Oh nothing. Just a thought about your skills as the harem head.” She shrugged, getting up from her sitting position to loom over me, “The way you threw yourself into battle to save someone else when you should have been commanding others. The way you let more demons into your harem when you should have Kazuma focus on abusing me, the best member. And not to mention your tiny size and unappealing appearance compared to mine.”

Sena lightly slapped Divane’s chest from her trapped position, “H-hey! How dare you speak that way to Mistress Darkness!”

“It’s okay, Sena.” I held my hand out, though mostly because I had better things to do then dealing with this huge pain in my ass. She was right about one thing though, I could be giving more orders to the rest of my harem. I grabbed one of the pieces of paper that Sena had dropped and quickly scribbled something onto it, folding it before holding it up to Divane. “You’re going to go spend some time with Xara. Give this to her after delivering Sena to Wiz, got it?”

“Of course! Spending time with the gross disgusting succubae is truly worthy of someone so worthy!” Divane haughtily smirked, taking the tiny paper before excitedly walking away from me towards an open teleport space.

With a sigh I headed back inside, finally making progress to a bed.

Only to be greeted by the third woman I think hates my guts.

“M-Megumin!”

The last time I’d seen her she was being princess-carried away by Princess Iris, yelling about not wanting to see her chess set, whatever that meant. But it seemed her legs had found enough energy again, as the short girl was leaning against a nearby door, thrumming her fingers against her magic staff while looking rather annoyed with whatever was on her mind. A look that didn’t fade when she turned to face me.

“So you started a Harem.”

My heart was pounding, gulping as the staff was accusingly pointed towards me. I wasn’t even sure why but Megumin was intimidating me more than Musume had. Not even in the good way I was feeling sick, guilty, and frightened all at once. “Y-yeah… h-how’d you-?”

“Iris told me.” She replied coldly, “Doesn’t know what a Harem is, but was happy to reveal how proud of yours she is.” I think Megumin’s eyes glowed a little bit redder, she wasn’t planning on letting an explosion off here was she? “And not only that, but that kiss that Kazuma and Aqua shared… you’re part of that, aren’t you?”

The Crimson Demon had approached me quite slowly, now at the distance to poke me with her staff directly. With a nervous gulp I nodded my sweating face at her.

“You’re going to explain to me everything that happened this last week, got it?”

“A-absolutely!” I squeaked back, “R-right now?”

Her eyes tightened but after a beat she lowered her stick, “Tomorrow. You’re going to be taking me on my explosion walks from now on.”

“Y-yes, ma’am!”

Another silent beat before Megumin pushed air through her nose and then coldly walked away down the quiet castle corridor.

Leaving me to exhale a massive amount of newly formed tension. Her explosion walks… I suppose it had to come out somewhere, but I couldn’t help but wonder if she planned to take me out to the woods and throw explosions at ME. I guess that wouldn’t be the worst…

“Hohoho! Moi thought he’d smelled some delicious emotions, but this was truly a banquet! Humans and their drama, and…”

His happiness seemed to fade when he saw my eyes turn towards him.

“Vanir.”

I looked at him in a determined way, the kind of way that made him groan, “What art thou complaining about now you perverted she-beast?”

Feet began stomping towards him, still groggy but managing to make their way to the demon.

He almost looked uncomfortable with my lack of response and march forwards, “Is it about the tiny bomb girl? Moi knew you felt apprehension towards her but-!”

And then I leapt forwards and wrapped my arms around him tightly.

“Uhh… wuh?”

I didn’t let go. The ex-demon king general was in my grasp now and I refused to release him despite his squirming. “I know you don’t care for Aqua, but you still brought Megumin to us and saved her life. I… I can’t thank you enough, honestly.”

His squirming lessened, and his voice became a little sheepish, “...Moi needed the daughter alive for… schemes. Deep, horrible machinations that you are all a part of!”

“Whatever you need to tell yourself,” I reassured, still forcing the hug and rubbing his back supportively. “It won’t make the hug go away. You’ve saved my ass way too many times to not earn a big thank you.”

He huffed. He grumped. But there was still an eventual rub on my own back as Vanir reluctantly reciprocated. Honestly I wasn’t trying to make him feel anything but appreciated, though I did recognise that he may not have been that fond of physical affection, so I did break it up eventually.

We looked at each other. If I couldn’t tell any better, I’d say he was blushing under that mask just a little bit. Though I think his body’s made of mud… maybe just a trick of the light and the pouty expression he seemed to have. Either way, my respect for him was vast. I know it was bad to put my trust into someone so often scheming, but then I fell for Satou Kazuma. My tastes were perhaps a little skewed.

His gloved hand moved some hair from my ear, lightly brushing against the ‘N’ branded object attached to my ear.

“It is Monday morning. Your trial run has come to a close.” His voice was serious, and I realised how the sun was coming up on us now, “What would you like to do with these?”

It was strange, they’d been there for so long… attached to me magically without any way to remove them… that when I reached up and unclipped the earring it felt so strange. Like I’d just ripped a hair from my head, or tooth from my mouth.

The earrings were in my hand. Ultimate power, to reshape reality… I’d already done so much with them and here was the chance to go back to my, well, ‘normal’ life.

“Moi can still rewind time, if that is what you would like to do.”

I shook my head fairly quickly at that suggestion, “No… No, I don’t wanna do that. Aqua is healing, the daughter is captured, things have progressed too much to destroy this time we’ve shared now.” I sighed, perhaps it was selfish as well but getting rid of what I created felt too wrong to continue, “What… what would you like me to do with them?”

He rolled his eyes at me, “Moi isn’t going to be blamed for-”

“Your plans.” I said, cutting him off, “This isn’t me giving you my decision, this is my decision to believe in you, Vanir. I think I’ll do whatever is easiest for your plans to go forward. You don’t need to tell me what they are, but you can tell me if I should keep these or not, right?”

Perplexed was perhaps the word most apt to describe Vanir right now. Scratching his chin, lowering one eyebrow deeply at me, like I was a creature in need of study immediately. “You certainly are a strange one… Moi’s having more and more trouble predicting what you’ll do, crusader-who-doesn’t-know-whether-to-seduce-or-run-from-her-tiny-friend.”

“Th-that’s me.” I smiled back, though my face was red from that callout. I also did a quick scan of the area in case said friend was here, “Well? Keep or bin?” I said while presenting the earring to him.

After another beat, he dismissively waved his hand. “Moi gave them as a gift, you may as well hold onto them. If only to assist in the lonesome crimson demon girl in the coming days.”

“Yunyun?” I asked, accepting his judgement before a scary thought entered my gut, “...or a different lonely crimson demon?”

Vanir was already off. Using his long legs to casually strut away from me, “Moi’ll be seeing you around soon.” He dismissed, “But first, there’s a caged beast in a cave below that needs some lessons!”

With a sigh, I smiled at his departure and reclipped the earrings back onto me. For better or worse this is the future I’m sticking with, and it was nice to have such a dedicated underhanded demon be so focused on saving my mistakes. After a beat to feel the earrings on my ears once more I decided to head into the bedroom, slowly opening the fancy white door with as little creeping as I could.

Though it wasn’t enough, as soon as I opened it one occupant of the bed went from rustling under the covers to shooting up straight.

“Mmn… no… nO AH! GAIA!”

“Oh no, did I wake you?”

I had tried to close the door very quietly, but alas Aqua had still risen from the bed with a sharp movement. I rushed over to her, quickly taking her hand and petting her hair as she panted in a cold sweat.

“N-no… scary dream…” She said, calming her heart while I stroked her long beautiful locks back, “W-where am I?”

“Ah, well, once we saved you, took down Musume, and you kissed Kazuma… you began snoring into his mouth. At the King’s insistence the guards took both your bodies here to rest, one of the few bedrooms not sullied by the Gala’s antics.”

The room itself was very nice. A large king sized bed to easily fit the three of us inside took up the bulk of the furniture, with a fancy dresser and a mirror on the other side of the room near the door. Though night made the room dark, it was still clear that the white wallpaper and the gold trimmings on everything meant this was perhaps the most expensive bed we’d ever slept in. Well, perhaps the other two, at least. The softness was never my favourite feeling, reminding me of the overly cushiony upbringing I was locked in for so long back with my dad. Still, for one night after such a long day it felt heavenly.

I continued explaining, “The King's very busy securing the prisoner and getting his wizards to make a new barrier around the castle. Sena and Divane have teleported home so they could spend the night with Wiz and Xara respectively. And Megumin… well, I think she’s staying with Iris tonight.”

“Right…” Aqua nodded, probably not digesting much of the information as her eyes had landed on the snoozing form of Kazuma half way through. Tracing his light musculature with her fingers with a shaky smile on her lips, “And, um, where’d you go?”

“Just to make sure everyone was okay and comfortable, and that Musume wouldn’t escape.” Hopefully the normalities I added to the prison would work, though Musume didn’t look like she was about to attack anyone. Letting go of Aqua briefly, I began to strip the last of my tattered dress down, my breasts bouncing lightly free of their confinement before getting under the large king sized sheets next to Aqua. “What about your nightmare? Was everything…?”

She shook her head, “Just… a long list of memories from a long afterlife…”

“...if you want, I could hear about her?”

Our eyes met when Aqua lifted her head, she looked surprised, then touched, and ended with a shaky smile before wrapping me in a tight hug. “Not tonight, but thank you, Darkness. Or should I say… Lalatina?”

With a nervous chuckle I shook my head, “No, no. Please. Darkness is still better.”

She smiled, not letting go of her hug as our naked bodies pressed tightly together. Slowly I moved us under the covers until I could feel her snuggling into me, making sure to not crush her arm under my bulky body. “Then I -yawn- love you, my girlfriend Darkness. Love, love, love, love you…” Her eyes drifted closed, seemingly much more comfortable in my arms. Seemingly more than me who was reduced to blushing at her love…

“Hmm… you know, y-you’re very confident throwing that word around.”

“Because I do!” She was suddenly awake and in my face, “I love you! And Kazuma! And Wiz, Megumin, Sena, Xara, Luna, Sylvia, Kerebryl, everyone!” Aqua insisted, touching noses with me with such arousingly intense eyes. My heart couldn’t stop beating at her attitude, even if we weren’t in bed naked together right now, “Nobody liked me in Heaven! E-even before the one person who did got banished! And then she became the one who hated me most, and then really no one like me- And then-!”

“Ssshhhh, shhh…” I hushed her, seeing how upset she was getting and stroking her hair again so her frowning face could bury into my chest once more, “As you said, this can wait for another time. Let’s get some sleep, and no more bad dreams while you’re hugging me, okay?”

Even upset I could tell that I got through to her at least a little, her touch on my waist got a little more warm, “Nn… I-I’ll try… if you hug me extra tight?”

I smiled, and pushed our naked bodies together until I was ecompassing her like a snake on its prey. After having to deal with so many headaches, the healing hugs of her body were making me feel better too.

“And you give me some tasty goodnight kisses?”

She’d earned the right to be greedy after such a troubling day, so though it was a bit of an awkward position with how we were wrapped together, our tongues still sensually danced together upon her request. Warm purrs from the Goddess’ mouth as my taste spread into her, her eyes fluttering to stay open and her passions quietening down from lack of energy. As she seemingly drifted, I gave one last kiss to her forehead.

“Don’t dream about those who may have disliked you. Remember that I love you, my new girlfriend Aqua.”

“Mm... Same here...” A clearly exhausted and half asleep Kazuma agreed, rolling over to drape his arm around Aqua’s neck, “Wan b’ lil spon?” He mumbled.

With a smile, I shuffled in closer too, trapping Aqua between us as I placed my arm over both of them. His hand moved until it similarly landed on my breast with a tired yet comforting squeeze while still covering Aqua. Though I couldn’t really see much of her in the dark and closed position, I could still feel a happy Goddess wriggle between us and whisper, “It’s all I’ve ever wanted…” before sleep began to take all of us away.

Notes:

First of a few couple epilogue chapters for last arc. This one was mostly wrapping up the big drama we just went through, while the next couple chapters will be setting up what's to follow.

I probably could have had more of a direct follow-up to the last chapter with Megumin, but it honestly felt like too much already. Ideas from having them go to different rooms or go back to the mansion etc. were present, but Aqua deserved an emotional resolution without having to kowtow to the Megumin plot. The wizard will get her shining role very soon.

Anyway, hopefully everyone enjoys~! Thanks for sticking with me!

Chapter 94: Explosions in the Capitol

Summary:

Darkness wakes up, but was it worth it?

Chapter Text

Knock Knock Knock

“Mmm?” I blinked awake at the sound of rapping at my door, grogginess was clinging to my very soul as it took me a few attempts to lift my head off the pillow. “Whsthe tim’?”

My body was wrapped in a sprawled out Aqua, and a lewdly placed Kazuma. The latter was using Aqua’s chest as a pillow while sleep-squeezing my own bosom like a teddy bear. It felt criminal to break the trio up, but when I remembered we were in the King’s palace it felt important to open the door.

Knock Knock Knock

“C-coming!” I called out, peeling my sticky skin and carefully disengaging from the pair.

I rubbed my eyes and walked over to the bedroom front, light was pouring in from an unclosed corner of curtain that was particularly stinging my senses. Completely distracting me from the fact I hadn’t gotten dressed.

A fact I really regretted when I opened the door to see my dad.

“Ah!”

“D-DAD?!” I yelped, slamming the door shut in his face after he got a clear eyeful of my full naked body. “SORRY! I-I-I!”

“M-my apologies too, dear,” He similarly stammered through the door, “The King sent for me this morning, and I, uhm, I thought at this time of day you may have… I-I should go.”

“Wait! The King sent for you?” I asked through the door, refusing to budge my body away from it.

An awkward pause settled in briefly and I wondered if he’d already walked away, until a nervous cough seemed to end the pause, “Erhem, yes. Well… it seems that, well, I need to be present to help s-sign the papers.” What? My mind raced with what possible normality I’d added to enact such an event… it better not have been that Calendar again… “You, and the Dustiness-Ford name, are to become the King’s favourite, um, h-harem.”

“Dad, I’m so sorry. I should have told you, I should never had started this, I-I-I-”

“N-no, it’s alright. I…” He began, I can only imagine how tricky it is to try and figure out what to say right now, “It was certainly a shock to find out, but I have also been told about your accomplishments. And I am certainly amazed that you managed to become favoured by the King himself, Jeronim’s blessing doesn’t come easily to those that aren’t his children.”

My face was only getting hotter, he’d heard all my ‘accomplishments’? Was that just Musume or was it things like Breeding Day as well? This was perhaps the most I’ve ever wanted to keel over and die in my whole life, “T-true…”

“I had some inclination when your friend Kazuma appeared in my mind a couple times with Eris,” No, this was most I'd wanted to die, “He seems rather nice, good at his job, I assume you picked him to be, well, the Knight?”

“T-that’s right…” I ground my forehead against the door, hoping a splinter would lodge itself in my brain soon.

He coughed once more, but I could also hear him get a little closer to the door, “Yes, well, I-I just wanted to say I am proud of you, Lalatina.” He admitted, which almost made me feel a bit better… before he got even closer to the door and whispered, “And, hmm, if you perhaps find any women in your travels interested in older men, then, well, you know, my name is on the harem too~”

……..

“...Dad, I need to get dressed…”

“Right! Yes!” He said, blustering and coughing, his voice becoming more distant as he walked away from the bedroom door, “Oh, I was also to say there’s a meeting with the King starting in an hour! So please be ready with your knights!”

As soon as he was definitely gone I crumpled into a heap.

And also became instantly mocked from behind.

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Aqua and Kazuma burst into laughter, the former kicking her feet up in the air while the latter held his gut and pointed at me. I’d usually beat their asses for such rude treatment, but I honestly couldn’t get up from the protective ball I’d formed on the floor.

“Holy SHIT that was awkward!” said Kazuma as he wiped a tear, “Grade-a funny, top notch work, Darkness.”

“Nngg….”

“Are you going to find him a girlfriend from the harem like he asked?” hummed Aqua innocently before gasping in happy surprise, “That means you get to pick your own new mom! Wow, you could have already had sex with your future-”

“STOP! AQUA! PLEASE!”

She shrugged, not fully seeing the problem with her sentence, while Kazuma’s laughter began to pick up violently again.

I had the worst partners.


From one awkward encounter to another, I then had to take Megumin out for her daily explosion. Jeronim was able to clear using one of the training ground fields behind the castle, he seemed rather amicable to Megumin’s needs since she helped capture Musume last night.

A fact that the arch wizard was happy to gloat about.

“That’s right peons! I am Megumin, the one responsible for taking down THE Demon King’s Daughter!” She grinned and boasted to the knights around us as we walked towards the field, “Let my name be written on the most important books in the King’s castle! I am free to be painted if you’d like to depict my awe inspiring moment!”

This had been most of the walk.

The real strange thing? It had actually been working on a lot of the guards.

Clapping, cheers, and general praise was inflating the ego of the wizard immensely as she walked around the training grounds. As you’d expect, taking down someone so high ranking was certainly enough to get noticed by others. One magic guard even asked if he could learn explosion as well. The smugness on this girl was going to go into the zeta damage range if these guards weren’t careful.

And though I knew I should be engaging with her more, perhaps trying to mitigate some of the overbearing egoism that she was displaying, I was dealing with my existential problem…

Namely: girls are pretty.

I know, I know. It isn’t really something to be deeming ‘existential’, but it was throwing my mind into a big loop that never seemed to end.

Deep down I knew that the earrings had affected me in this way, added the ‘lesbian’ buff to my soul, yet at the same time how could I deny a woman’s beauty? Don’t get me wrong, men were rugged and chiselled, and I still wanted to let every rough part of Kazuma spank me and dominate me like the naughty girl I was… but the softness of a woman was making me slippery down there as well.

Yes, you got me, I had realised how attractive Megumin was.

I’d felt it last night when she intimidated me, but now that my head wasn’t on fire I could actually look at her properly, standing just ahead of me and readying her explosion in the open field.

The fire in her eyes, the pout in her lips, the cuteness in her walk as she desperately tried to look cool while also being inherently badass as a person. Walking beside her it could also be said that my eyes drifted down to that rotund mass she called a rear as well, the way it hid from me beneath her dress yet not far enough down that a sharp wind would reveal it…

This was not a helpful line of thought at all, but at least I’d made myself realise how screwed I was if Kazuma had to pick between the two of us.

“-in accordance with the principles of all creation. Let the hammer of eternity descend unto me! EXPLOSION!!!”

CRACKACOOM!!!!

Ahh, there was the refreshing feeling again. A wash of heat that could singe your eyebrows, a rush of wind that could knock a bearigator over, and the shocked screams/gasps of the general populace who weren’t expecting such a massive noise.

All while the crimson demon fell onto her face in the grassy field.

“How’s the crater looking?” The muffled Megumin asked as I approached, unable to even lift her head from lack of mana.

The mushroom cloud had just about dissipated, leaving the smouldering heap of dirt completely exposed as you’d expect, “Good. Um, Kazuma usually rates these, correct?” I awkwardly asked, “Is two thousand points good?”

“Ugh, that’s way too high,” She huffed from the floor, “It’s a scale of one to a hundred. That one was nowhere near perfect.”

“Then, uhm, eighty?”

“EIGHTY?! What was wrong with it?!”

“I-I-I don’t know! What score would you like?!”

There was only a click of her tongue and a low grumble of annoyance, “Nevermind. It isn’t fun if I’m ranking myself, just pick me up and let’s go.”

I couldn’t help but feel like I’d thoroughly disappointed Megumin, carefully lifting her off the ground and putting her on my back so as to not upset her any more than I already had with my terrible ranking.

“Pleh! You have too much hair, Darkness!” She complained, and with a quick apology I shifted her up my back so her head was on my shoulder instead, “...and your back is too hard. Shoulder blades aren’t meant to be made of actual metal, you know!”

“I-I can shift you around the front?”

Another click of her tongue, “Ohhh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Love to wave those in my face.”

How was everything going so badly? I could only whimper my apology back before walking back towards the castle quietly.

“...you’re still pissing me off.” I heard her hiss, not even sure what I’d done this time, “Those eyes of yours, looking at me like I’m the bad guy and you’re the victim. When reall-”

“MEGUMIN!”

Before that serious moment could actually begin, we were interrupted by a rather over eager girl rushing towards us. Yunyun’s outfit always was rather liberal, but I couldn’t help but notice how ridiculously bouncy the girl’s luscious chest was as she rushed towards us. It was enough to make me drool at the sight of her. God, I can see why Kazuma leapt at the chance to let her have his babies.

“I-I knew I’d find you eventually! No one else w-would ever use explosion!” She declared with a pant, a little winded from the run that left her cute face red and open mouthed panting, but with enough energy to point at the girl on my back, “I need your help!”

I could feel the eye roll on my back, “Ugh, come on… does it have to be her?”

Wait, her? Was Yunyun pointing at me?

“Darkness! Please!” She grabbed my face, making my own quite red, “Are you my friend?!”

Girls were too damned pretty.

The sparkle in her eyes, the redness on her face, I’d have given up everything in that moment to be her friend. “Mm.” I nodded quietly, hoping I wasn’t going to contract a nosebleed from such a pretty girl’s face.

“YAY!” She beamed a beautiful smile, suddenly reaching forwards and kissing me abruptly.

I was not complaining in the slightest, but the surprise meant I couldn’t enjoy it properly. Soft lips against mine, the taste of light cherry lips dancing into my mouth with a wonderfully close look at the girl and her perfect smooth skin.

Just as quick as it had begun it ended, Yunyun smiling at me happily but with a growing look of worry.

“That means you won’t betray me, right?!” She asked, shaking my head lightly, “Right, Darkness?!”

“N-no! I won’t betray you, Yunyun!”

Megumin’s voice had a frown in it after that display, “Don’t say that yet, you don’t know what the fool’s about to ask you.”

Her rival pouted angrily at her briefly before looking back at me, “Please, the Crimson Demon village needs you, Darkness! If I can’t get someone to help… then… then-!”

“Woah, woah, calm down, Yunyun.” I quickly hushed the girl, I was honestly still flustered from the kiss but I had enough strength to keep Megumin up with one arm while petting the other girl’s head reassuringly, “What’s wrong with the village? Is there any enemy attacking?”

“No, we’d be able to handle that without you easily,” Yunyun casually replied like I was particularly useless and that was common knowledge. “I need your help to keep me as village chief!”

Though I was confused, Megumin still had infinite sass to offer the upset demon, “I thought the decision wasn’t final yet? Shouldn’t you be saying ‘help me become village chief’?”

“I-I would be if all my f-friends didn’t betray me!” There was a sudden lunge towards the paralyzed Megumin followed by repeated light ‘donks’ against her as Yunyun seemed rather emotional about the event that had lead her here.

“Maybe it’s best if you start from the beginning.”

With a calming sigh that raised and lowered that milky chest of hers, I was mostly ready to listen when she was finally ready to talk.

Yunyun gave a rough outline about the week of their departure, with Megumin chiming in every so often to offer more ‘insight’. The plan had been the pair tackle the Crimson Demon traditional ritual for picking a new chief, as Yunyun was allowed one helper to attempt the challenges. Apparently she’d chosen poorly, Megumin doing nothing but hinder or explode the various rituals that they were supposed to be doing together.

What was supposed to be finished within the week had been getting riskier and riskier by the day. Yunyun had to become chief by the end of the week or else her father was to stay as chief another few years, which was something she really didn’t want to happen to him.

It was only around Maid Day that things finally changed for Yunyun. A fact that made my stomach drop when I remembered how much influence I would perhaps have on the rest of the story.

Though Megumin had demanded to not leave the house on Maid Day, Yunyun had made new friends with some more girls in the village. They’d all bonded through mutual orgy enjoyment, with the fact she actually had friends she was finally able to take on the challenge with more confidence and win. It was on the final day of the trials that Yunyun was to be sworn in to be chief.

But then the betrayal happened.

Mass betrayal, from almost everyone in the Crimson Demon village, as when Yunyun was to be sworn in as chief there had been many ‘objections’ as to who should REALLY be chief. Demanding the trials be redone, and that their chance to be chief not be lost so easily. Accusations of nepotism and jury rigging became rampant.

And turns out it was my fault.

Why had the villagers not wanted to be chief before? Well, it’s obvious. They were all solo acts, lone wolves, all wanting to be the hero and not the leader of the other crimson demons. They were all happy to let Yunyun’s family hold the title as grander titles were to be won and earned, and their family had always done a good job managing the daily activities as chiefs.

But thanks to my changes, the ones I’d given Vanir to help Yunyun have friends in her weird community, suddenly things were different. Everyone wanted to push the boundaries of the sexy world I’d given them, new plans formed, become the leader and make even sexier changes to the perverted rulebooks. I’d single handedly made them lazy loners to a horny collective, and oh boy the guilt was heavy on my soul. I really should have given the earrings back when I had the chance.

“So will you help me, Darkness?” Yunyun asked, snapping me out of my newest depression spiral.

“Uhm, p-probably…” I replied nervously, a little too guilty as it was all my fault, “But, you haven’t really explained what you want from me?”

Her eyes lit up in embarrassment, “Ah! Right! Well, I need you to come to the village with me and help with the festival!”

“Festival?”

“Since no one could come to a consensus on how to pick the next chief, the town has decided to throw a big festival to come up with ideas.” Megumin explained, regenerating enough mana to move her arms again and prop her head up from my bony shoulder, “They’re inviting a bunch of outsiders and are going to pick an idea from one of them.”

I tilted my head, “Outsiders? Why not from the villagers?”

“Because SOMEONE blew most of the original challenges up!” Yunyun pouted again, glaring daggers at a flippant Megumin, “And the ones she didn’t I’ve already done, so everyone blamed me for having an unfair advantage…” The anger morphed to a pitiable sadness. I’ll shoulder most of the blame here, but some of these Crimson Demons sound like jerks.

Megumin for once didn’t pile on and instead continued the explanation a little longer, “All the elders who are supposed to come up with trials ran out of new ideas. Though Arue said it was because they all got busy with their wives and too lazy to continue doing the challenge. That's why the village needs 'impartial outsiders' to help come up with challenges.”

“So you want me to go to the festival and come up with ideas?”

Her smile could set ablaze a fire with warmth, “Y-yes please! I really want to stay chief to help my village… So anything I can do to help the festival, even if it’s a festival to usurp me as chief, I’ll do! I’ll get as many people to come to tomorrow’s festival as possible so that we have plenty of ideas to run as trials!”

This girl was a little hopeless. But her heart was in the right place, so I wanted to help her, I really did… but…

“It’s tomorrow?” I asked with a frown, “I’ll see if I have the time to make it, but we’re sort of swamped here, Yunyun. Between new harem members, trying to figure out money, and the Demon King’s Daughter… I don’t know if I can promise anything...”

It broke my heart to take the happiness from her face. The brave smile she left there was understanding, but clearly heavily disappointed.

“That’s understandable, thank you anyway.” Yunyun bowed, “I hope to see you there, but if not then have a good time! A-and wish me luck!”

The busty crimson demon ran off at the same speed she’d arrived at. Seemingly to find more people to come to the impromptu festival, though I don’t know how successful she’d be.

“She really knows how to jam her way into your life at the weirdest points, right?” said Megumin from my back. I would have responded, but she suddenly pushed off of me and landed on the ground. It was on shaky legs for a few seconds, but Megumin managed to stand by herself. “Well, good. That festival was stupid anyway, I’m sick of contests and sick of Yunyun. You rejected her easily so you really have learned from me and my techniques. Come on, we have to get to that all important king meeting now or whatever.”

I followed her after a beat of confusion. A feeling of missed opportunity hung between us, like I was supposed to say something I failed to say somewhere along the line…


There was an ominous feeling in my gut as we approached the castle’s prison.

The King and the Princess, followed closely by his advisors and the four of us, waited as the massive wooden and metal door under the castle was slowly opened by the guards. Dust and rubble from yesterday's fighting were present, but there was thankfully no lasting damage to be seen around us. Just the dimly lit undercarriage of stone, completely contrasting the fabulous marble above us.

It was quiet between all of us. Either to match the tone of our location or just reflecting our current low energy levels. The night had been long for all, the awkwardness with Megumin still hung in the air for me at least. Meanwhile Aqua has no cares in the world to squeeze both mine and Kazuma’s hands, waving them back and forth as if showing us off to the world.

After a few minutes we were finally able to make progress inside.

Sat there, already pacing in the cell, was the one that had been attacking us all of last night. I’d added some normalities to the jail, such as a magic spell that lowered her power, and unbreakable bars, but it still didn’t feel like enough. Like she could simply spread those shadowy wings again to take to the sky, raining fire down upon us as soon as she’d finished resting.

Musume snarled at us. The monster in the cage wanting you to know her fangs still existed. That we may be safe now but pure pain lay beyond those metal bars.

Gosh, I have to stop getting this excited.

Prisons always set me off. I thought the seriousness would calm me down, but the tension and the dramatic lighting and the dingy smells… hoo, I could spend a week down here and not get tired.

Have to remember to keep it together in front of the King, Iris, and my dad. I’d never be able to live it down if I moaned wantonly in front of them.

“What do you all want?” snapped Musume, tail whipping back and forth in her cell, “Come to check on your prize? Or were you just bluffing in front of your daughter and now you’re here to kill me?” She charged forward suddenly, slamming her fists against the metal and making even their unbreakable nature quake, “I fucking DARE you to try!”

“Nn~”

Everyone slowly looked at me. I quickly turned away and covered my blushing face.

“...did she just-”

“No. She didn’t.” Kazuma quickly waved my moan off, still giving me an unamused scowl which didn’t help matters. I was sure I heard a sigh from my dad as well.

“Actually, I have decided to have my advisor meeting down here,” said Jeronim. Snapping his fingers as guards quickly entered in from behind us bringing a table with chairs to set up in front of us. “We are to discuss what is to happen to you, and as a way to… follow in my own daughter’s footsteps I thought you’d want to be a part of this discussion.”

She clicked her tongue at him, “Oh joy, I get to watch a bunch of stuffy humans talk about killing me.”

“That isn’t going to happen,” said Iris, the little blonde girl giving determined eyes to her friend begging to believe her, to which Musume just rolled her eyes and crossed her arms.

Jeronim had a proud smile as he sat down at the table, prompting us all to do the same. “I have a lot to learn from you, Iris. To think I made such a rebellious girl with so much hope and promise.”

“Thank you, father.” She courteously nodded, a little cold in her response as she sat down around the table.

Currently those at the table were the two members of royalty, three advisors I’d seen at the gala yesterday, my father, and then me, Aqua, and Kazuma. As a non-harem member but the one who defeated the daughter, Megumin was allowed to attend but not sit. She seemed fine not overstepping to sit at the table uninvited by the King, standing nearby to watch. Honestly it felt weird to be here, like I was a tiny fish in a huge pond.

“Before we talk about Musume herself, I just wanted to make it official. Lalatina Dustiness-Ford and her harem have officially received my blessing! You shall be given my full support as we rebuild the kingdom together!”

We were all happy, though I tried not to show too much emotion in front of my father as this whole thing was still super embarrassing, but Kazuma was still elated, “That’s great! Does this mean we’re not in debt anymore?!”

“No, you absolutely still are.” A lanky old man who was sitting next to the king interrupted. Her eyes seemed permanently glaring, his bones creaked from minor movement, and from the way he had his assistant put down the paperwork you could tell he was overpaid, “Your harem has taken the burden of Musume and her many lifetimes of debt. This much.”

The number he showed made Kazuma instantly start crying. Emotion followed a few seconds later, but tears were streaming down his face as soon as the number was read.

“But that is just the beginning,” He smarmily added, looking through more notes, “As she is yours that-”

SLAM!

“I am NO ONE’S!”

Not even a raging daughter could make the old angry man move any quicker. Slowly turning to give her an eye over his shoulder before tutting and returning to his job.

“As I was saying, it means that you shall also be charged with the destruction of the palace yesterday. Though your bursary shall be increased we expect many millions more Eris incoming from your harem to cover this new bill.”

Aqua was silently casting healing spells on an unconscious Kazuma. Though I honestly wondered if she shouldn’t shift to revives at this point.

“Yes, my apologies but my hands are tied.” said Jeronim, stroking his beard solemnly.

My dad coughed a little, “And, what if my daughter is unable to pay such a sum?”

“Then assets shall be procured appropriately. Homes, knights, land, until an appropriate tax equal to the money we need is ours. If not, then the harem heads shall go to jail for their crimes.”

This guy seemed to revel in our pain. As a woman with a boyfriend I couldn’t even enjoy someone like that anymore. Though Musume chuckling behind us was something I could revel just a little in. “Hehe, well, maybe I am part of their harem then. You guys got the bill, right? Kehehehe…”

“We’re gonna lose the mansion?!” I heard Megumin gasp, “Gahh! I hate living in inns! They always get so uppity about how you eat your food and where your clothes go and…” her arguments devolved into a series of grumbles.

“Kazuma! Can I get my good booze back before they take the mansion?!”

“...do you not remember the state you left it in?”

Iris looked a little more conflicted. Worried about her ‘big brother’ Kazuma and his deep seeded woes.

“Father, what if I were to join their h-?”

“NO!”

She was rather surprised that so many people had yelled that in unison. Not only me, Kazuma, and Jeronim, but I swore that Musume yelled it too?

“A-alright…” Iris mumbled a little dejectedly, “I wish someone would explain to me what a harem was at least…”

Jeronim sighed, scratching his temple in mild frustration, “Please do not worry about it, my dear. Our time here is not to discuss such matters, we are here to talk about Musume’s release.”

That changed the mood.

“Release?!” Megumin yelled, stomping forwards to slam her hands on the table between Kazuma and Aqua, “No one’s let me even get my prize for defeating her! I want her cool cape as the ultimate reward!”

“Over my dead body, shortie.”

Ever the girl to punch above her weight, Megumin gasped at Musume’s hissing comment, “Shortie?! Want another round, fatass?!” She yelled, grabbing her staff and pointing it at the daughter.

“Back five minutes and already stirring the biggest fucking pot you can, eh?!” Kazuma growled while dragging her ear.

“OW! THAT HURT, KAZUMA!”

“Erhem, if the clown show would quieten down so I could continue?” said the old man. “Due to the timeline of events, Musume is only guilty of one crime, with the rest being absolved by your addition of her into your harem. She would currently be a free woman in the eyes of the law, had she not attacked and kidnapped one of your group. A crime that can only see her held until a trial in a few days, or until the lady Aqua drops the charges.”

“Oh? I can do that?” The blunette asked, “Well, I don’t even remember it very well. So I guess I-mPH!” Her mouth was quite blocked by Kazuma’s hand.

“Let’s discuss it first! …you can stop kissing my palm as well.”

Once more Musume’s hand hit metal bars, “I say let her speak!”

“Wait, Kazuma! If we let her go now there’s a chance she’ll go on another rampage! I’m sure that’ll feel really good to fight!”

“Not you too, Darkness!”

“WAHAHAHAHA!”

Our usual bickering and quirks got interrupted by a massive belly laugh. Jeronim was clutching his gut and managing to shake the room with how loud his happy voice could go.

“My my! Never in my years have I had such a boisterous meeting!” He continued to chortle, “This was truly a wonderful experience to return home for!”

That made one member of the table alarmed, “You make it sound as though you’re not sticking around, father?”

Laughs shifted to chuckles which shifted to a long sigh of noise from the king. “As much as I want to, yesterday it seems to be clear the Demon King may still-”

Iris didn’t stick around to hear the rest of the sentence. Standing up abruptly and stomping out of the room without another word. Jeronim did not stop her, instead just looking ashamed with a closed eyes frown on his face.

Rain and Claire quickly hurried after the princess, but after a moment so did Kazuma. Excusing himself to ask me, “Tell me what happens?”

“Of course.”

And with that our small group got even smaller. Though Aqua didn’t waste any time shifting seats to latch onto my hand with a big grin on her face, with Megumin shrugging and taking Aqua’s seat instead.

Musume just clapped sarcastically, lowering herself to sit down on her own prison bench, “Wow, amazing job there Jeronim. Parent of the year right there.”

“I think you did well, sire.” My dad tried to reassure, though Jeronim seemed to agree more with the demon woman.

“Iris should not have to suffer like this, yet I cannot do anything but my duty to this kingdom.” He said with sadness in his voice, “I only hope she can see it from my point of view one day.”

“Maybe she prefers it, parents can be real clingy if they’re around too much.”

“It is a necessity, lest our amazing children surpass us too quickly,” He sighed once more, turning towards Musume with a somewhat casual tone, “Tell me, do you have any?”

The white haired woman was a bit taken aback by the question, giving him a confused glare, “N-no, I’ve never even had…” Suddenly she glared daggers at me and Aqua, probably because of what happened yesterday, but it still made my blood hot with arousal, “No. I don’t have children. Now are you going to let me go or what?! Why are you trying to chum up with me?!” The daughter barked, tail whipping wildly underneath the bench.

He raised his hands in defence, but ultimately had to be honest with her, “My prejudices to your kind are rampant. I’ve been fighting so long I had no clue monsters even had the capacity to love, to care, or to desire peace. But… you wrote to my daughter. You took the time to try and start a dialogue with her. As King, I should…” His face seemed to sadden, “Well, I should be a lot of things. But this seems like a start.”

“Jeronim…” I said under my breath, still keeping my distance to let the two talk properly.

The large man shook himself out of it to give a more serious look, “But before we can move forwards, I must know. Was what you said true? Your father, is he truly still alive?”

“I. Don’t. Know!” She hissed, a snake like tongue snapping back and forth from her jagged snarling teeth. Her anger was partly at having to repeat herself but probably more because she was frustrated with the reality of her kin, “This isn’t like him! He’s an old fool, barely leaves his castle, but he’s still the most powerful creature for a thousand miles! Our magic users would have been able to sense anything strong enough to kill him, yet… gah!” Another roar, her claws scratching at the wooden bench she sat on before she began pacing once more.

Jeronim stroked his beard solemnly, pondering her words, “Surprisingly, I believe you. We’ve had no heroes come forward, no grieving loved ones, and there have been no plans for an attack on your father’s castle in the last few months.”

She shook her head before a mild smile suddenly appeared, “Hehe. I remember your last one. You actually made a dent in the barrier, for once.”

“Hm? Ah, yes! The up and coming magic user from a far off land. Too bad his constitution for violence was so low, we could have made it further inside had he not emptied his stomach at the sight of me cleaving a monster’s skull in twain.”

“It’s weird watching the two war leaders chatting so casually together, right?” Megumin whispered to me, to which I nodded quietly.

“Perhaps they have more in common than they think?” I offered in return. It’s as Iris was saying, this war has been going on so long they might even remember why they were angry at each other to begin with…

“So from what I remember, you said the barrier went up and potentially trapped your father inside. Then after multiple attempts at contact or rescue, one night the whole castle vanished?”

“Mm. That’s the shitty truth.”

He frowned, folding his arms at her, “Then the one thing I don’t understand is I truly can’t see the benefit of attacking my gala last night.”

“Tch, you sound like Seresdina…” Musume mumbled in frustration under her breath, “Look, maybe I wasn’t thinking straight. I couldn’t get the image of my father trapped down here out of my head, tortured by you humans, I just… I went into a rage.” She admitted, “Hell, part of the reason I agreed to go to this prison was so I could confirm for myself he wasn’t down here.”

“So the gala was incidental?” He asked, stroking his beard.

“'Course, if I knew your little human breeding farm was meeting I’d have stayed far away.” Once more her eyes landed on me, and my face that had just started to cool began to rise in temperature again, “Knowing you’d have a gathering of knights in one location, even if they had their pants down, still made it a tougher fight than if I’d waited…”

“Waited until it was just Iris?”

Jeronim’s voice seemed to boom around the room, bouncing off the walls to echo on itself. All of us at the table couldn’t help but flinch in fear as the man stood from the small wooden chair in determined anger. “O-oi, calm d-”

“You talked about the last time we attacked the castle, but do you remember the time before that?” He wasn’t yelling, but just the volume of his bassy voice made my bones rattle in my body, like he could create an earthquake just by speaking, “Before your father teleported me to the far off mountains, I managed to get into his private chambers. My fury knew no bounds and my strength no equal that day. Do you remember why that happened?!”

“Look, that guy was a creep! We fired him as soon-!”

“I received a report that one of YOUR Generals was planning on shapeshifting into my darling Jatice and then using that form to get close to young naive Iris!” He boomed, ignoring the safety line and slamming his own fist into the cage. “Tell me why I should believe this farce of your imprisonment?! You’ve already proven you can destroy our barrier, your forces could be on their way now to tear us when we are vulnerable!”

“Because my dad would never let me get captured!”

Her defiant defence was a little shaky, but to be fair the great King could probably make a brick wall quiver in fear. Yet she still didn’t back down.

Their eyes were locked in rage, and I feared I’d have to somehow peel them apart with the earrings, but thankfully after a few moments Jeronim’s energy seemed to settle and he turned his back on her.

“I can’t trust that. I can’t trust you.”

It was then I noticed his eyes left the floor, changing from shame to apology as he looked towards… me.

“Uh, my King?”

“Though I wish to be able to be the father that listens to his daughter, I must first be the King that protects his castle. If I cannot trust Musume’s words then she is not allowed to stay here, under the fear she will regain her strength and attack again.” He explained, turning back to the hissing daughter with both sorrow and anger on his brow, “It is taking everything in my power to not execute her. The image of those claws attacking my family…”

She seemed to take offence at that, folding her arms under her impressive bust at him, “I know you said you don’t believe me, but I wouldn’t do that to a kid, especially not Iris.”

His eyes seemed to wish he could believe it, but with a frown he turned back to me, “Lalatina. It is time you decided what you wish to do with this member of your harem.”

Oh.

I gulped, looking between an equally overwhelmed Aqua and Megumin before gazing back at the viscous rage of the strongest daughter in the world. “Yes, what are you to do with me you blonde bimbo?! Because let me tell you, I am no one’s slave! Nor am I some harem harlot!”

This… this was bad.

I looked towards the captured Musume. How long would I be able to keep her trapped under the normality earrings effects? Would I have to muzzle her forever just to keep her calm? That seemed so regressive after all this talk of making monsters an equal part of our society, but she definitely looked like she’d eat us in the night if given the chance.

And then there was the harem itself. We’d impregnated so many women in Breeding Day that we definitely needed some financial help, but now we were before even square one. I don’t know if we’ll be able to even pay Luna, let alone everyone after her…

“Sir, you’re putting me in a bad position here…”

“I know. And if I can find a way to extend some deadlines I will, but unless you can find the money it’ll be borrowed time. Just know that I need the Daughter out of this prison as soon as possible, and if you could make it look like your idea so Iris isn’t mad at me that’d be great.”

I really frowned at him now.

“That isn’t fair at all!” Aqua suddenly yelled, standing up from the desk to have her turn yelling at the king. “You can’t make it all Darkness’ fault! She tries really hard to make everyone happy, especially her new girlfriend: me!” I guess a Goddess trumps king, in a way, but even with that flimsy rationale I wanted to tear her off him and run for the hills, “You need to be brave and tell Iris the truth! And go spend some more time with her before you go back to war! She clearly wants to hang out with you or something!”

That girl always had the ability to cut right into the heart of the matter without a care for delicacy in the slightest.

“I suggest chess,” Megumin added.

Jeronim was stunned by their attitude, perhaps never having been yelled at by so many in his own castle. Though I knew he was kind, a part of me still worried he would lose his temper, and I was ready to normalise anything I needed to so that Aqua was safe. It didn’t matter though, as his smile said more than I could ever fix with magic.

“Perhaps you are right. I am being a selfish father in my pursuit of being a good king,” He relented, stroking his beard with a smile, “Very well. I shall play chess with my daughter! After you tell me your plans for Musume here.”

I actually had a thought about that, “Well, why don’t we ask her?”

That surprised people, especially the dragon lady herself, “Eh?”

I got up from my chair to walk over to the white haired giantess. Her frown and confusion were still beautiful to me, but I managed to keep it together this time, “If we let you go, what will you do?”

“Find my father, obviously.”

“What will that accomplish?” I asked, “You’ve said it yourself, the barrier stayed up and no communication managed to reach inside the castle. If you leave here there will be nowhere for you to go.”

She looked a little sheepish at my words, “I have… demon friends.”

“So do I,” I smiled back at her, “But at the end of the day we all want the same thing here: we all want to find the Demon King, right?”

Jeronim nodded, “Yes, I too will be hunting for his whereabouts. The threat of his return will surely be hitting those darn carriage drivers and their news network soon…”

“That’s right. News about the Demon King and his daughter… news that big will get everywhere, including even the monster side of the world.”

“...where are you going with this?” said Musume, eyes squinting at me in suspicion.

With a dramatic point and a grin I replied determinedly. “I’m saying we should fake your death!”

“Eh?”

“Are you trying to do an insurance scam, Darkness?” Megumin asked from her seat.

“Ooh! My followers are really good at those!” Aqua added with a clap.

“NO!” I yelled, “This isn’t anything like that! Musume, your father is obsessed about your safety, right?” She looked a tad embarrassed but gave a nod. “Then obviously he’ll come running if the world thinks you’re dead! No matter what weird scheme he has in that castle, he’ll drop everything for you, right?”

“So then we are to deal with an angry and irrational Demon King attacking the castle?” The old guy spoke down to me, “Such a ridiculous plan. Sire, may we escort the harem out yet?”

“No one asked you, young man!” Aqua hissed at him.

“Y-young?”

I shook my head, “No, we’ll still move Musume out of the castle so her presence isn’t sensed here. We’ll say that the injuries she sustained last night were too great and she perished this morning, then we’ll tell everyone that her body is being buried somewhere you can set a trap! Somewhere far away from civillians. If the Demon King is still alive he’ll be there to retrieve her body and you can explain she's still alive and willing to try peace! And if he's not there then we’ll at least know, um…” My face looked awkwardly at the daughter, “Sorry…”

“No no, I’d be happy knowing he’s dead.” She replied coldly, though she didn’t seem to fully believe her own words, “Then at least I can mourn and figure out what to do next. Right now? This uncertainty? Sucks.”

“Hmm, I think I can get behind this plan,” said Jeronim, his beard must be so fluffy with all this stroking, “But what if this is all an elaborate scheme by them?”

“We’d be separating the chances of a pincer attack quite drastically, and-”

“And do you really think I’d have a ‘plan’ that included me JOINING A HAREM?!” Musume yelled at him again, slamming her tail against the bench and breaking it in two. “Stop being a racist old fart!”

He nodded, “Very well. Does that mean you’re willing to follow this plan? To go willingly with Lalatina’s group somewhere secure and wait to find out if your father is alive or dead?”

“...yeah, fine. Beats rotting in here.” She said with a grumble shrug, looking at me with less malice and perhaps even a smidgen of respect, “But it’ll be tough to hide me anywhere, you know? My aura is strong as shit. Dad might be able to find it and ignore the death fakeout for whatever he’s doing.”

It was my turn to poke my chin, thinking about options here, “So maybe we need somewhere that’ll be full of other high aura individuals. That way we can hide yours amongst a similar envi-AH!”

I turned to Megumin.

It took her a second but she quickly understood the happy look on my face and frowned.

“Oh for fuck’s sake.”

Chapter 95: From Castles to Mansions

Summary:

The gang comes home.

(Special thanks to 0neSw00dGuy for assisting with editing again.)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

There was someone deep in the castle. Locked away further than anyone thought they could go. A self-imposed isolation. Protecting themselves from the rest of the world perhaps? Or protecting the rest of the world from themself? A person threatening to tear the whole kingdom asunder if they didn’t get their wishes…

“You’ll have to come out of the pillow fort sometime, Iris.”

The prisoner grumbled, “No!”

“Princess, please… this is not the way you are suppos-”

“How I’m SUPPOSED to act, Claire?!” She snarled in response, kicking her legs about with the force of a thousand suns, “Maybe if father was around more, I’d have learned some proper MANNERS!” More kicking, caring little for her prison of silky pillows and sheets.

Kazuma sighed. This was going about as well as he thought it would, but having Iris suffer alone wouldn’t have sat right with him either. It wasn’t like he had much guidance to give here. Parental woes was something he’d been without for about two years now, and longer than that if you counted how much he’d ignored his parents’ advice. Being a daughter of the King was so far away from his life it wasn’t even funny.

“Iris…” The adventurer started before a massive hand encompassed his shoulder. It could have easily pushed him to the floor, but though it was huge it was a gentle touch as well. Kazuma looked up with wide eyes to see Jeronim easily looming over him.

“My daughter…”

The kicking inside the fortress stopped. Silence in the cushiony prison as a little girl tried to hide from the silly father that had upset her.

“I was wondering if you’d permit an old fool to play a game of chess?” said Jeronim, walking over to the small table in her quarters and placing himself in front of it. Awkwardly sitting there “casually” while glancing far too frequently in the direction of the pillow fort.

It was all quiet on the bedroom front for about half a minute. But soon rustling could be heard, and a small pair of bright blue eyes peered out from between two draped blankets. They were a little red, but had a little less anger from when he’d seen them last. Crawling out from her spot, Iris soon presented herself properly with a quiet nod.

“I can permit it, father…”

With a little shuffle the princess hurried her little fit over to her desk where her new chessboard lay. The three bystanders looked on happily before both the King and Princess looked at them with lowered eyebrows. After a beat, they excused themselves in a hurry, Kazuma, Rain, and Claire all shutting Iris’ doors behind them as they lingered in the hallway.

“Well, all’s well that ends well,” said Kazuma with a happy sigh.

Rain nodded, guiding the three of them to begin moving partially away from the door to not eavesdrop accidentally, “Indeed, thank you for your help, Kazuma.”

“Wait. Did you just thank me?”

“Don’t read too much into it,” Claire snapped, folding her arms but with an undeniable blush on her face. She and Rain began silently conversing with their eyes, frowns and glances abound between them. Kazuma had no idea what they were “saying” to each other, but he also didn’t care too much either way. “Tell us, what are you going to do now, Kazuma?”

He raised an eyebrow, “Hm? Uhm, well, I guess it depends on what the plan is with Musume,” He said honestly, a bitter frown growing on his face. “Hopefully it involves putting her to work for how much fucking money she cost…”

“It is true. Your foolish debts are mighty l-”

“What about your harem?” Rain blurted out, earning a frown from Claire that was missed by Kazuma, “Is the debt going to affect new hires?” The two whispered angrily to each other while he pondered the question.

“Well yeah, obviously. We already won’t be able to add anyone else after a couple weeks at the end of the month; but even if we could then I’d say we’re at our absolute debt limit. Pussy for life in prison has finally become a bad deal for mEEEEE!!!!”

Without warning, Kazuma was dragged from his walkway strut into a full on wizard tumble. His body falling onto the floor into a side passageway used by the butlers and maids, all with a purple dressed wizard lying on top of him.

He rubbed the back of his aching head, “What the hell, Rain?!”

“Sorry! But you’ll still consider some new people for the harem, r-right?!” Rain insisted rather heavily, her hands grasping at his shirt hopefully, “Old friends, rivals, acquaintances, there has to be some leeway?!” Kazuma blinked in surprise at the woman’s tender pleas, wondering if he’d really truly won her over last night. She clasped her hands together to literally beg on his chest, “Please! Starting a family is much so much easier with some funding!”

“WHAT?! You just want my damn MONEY!?”

She didn’t move from her begging position, “Please! Claire, come beg for our family too!”

That threw Kazuma for a loop. He quickly casted a strange glance over to the blonde who hated him. “Wait, what? ‘Our’ family?”

“Yes, you blithering idiot. We’re dating,” Claire bit back. “And we were going to ask Mitsurugi to donate his seed for us, but now you’re the only one we’re legally allowed to ask…”

“Oh…boy. I feel so needed and loved right now! I sure will gladly help you two out!” He snarled sarcastically, trying to push Rain off of him but she was surprisingly strong for a wizard. “Get off of me already!”

“Not until you help us!”

“You two don’t even like me! Why would you want to have my babies growing inside you?!”

“Hey! I’ve always liked you!”

That threw Kazuma for another loop. Rain’s admission stopped his struggling for a general confused reaction, to which she awkwardly began explaining.

“I mean… you can be a nuisance… but I always thought the smile you put on Iris’ face was sweet. Your boyish charms never rubbed me the wrong way like Claire, though she said the amount of impressive wins under your belt certainly made her see you as more of an actual man.”

“Oh…”

“Plus, you may have already gotten us pregnant anyway,” Claire added, not denying or confirming anything. “We’d just like to be confirmed on the payroll if that is the case.”

Kazuma would never deny someone that. He was already terrified of how many kids he was going to have, but bringing new life into the world and not providing them the same support as the others sounded awful. Not to mention a recipe for a new super villain probably.

Though he also couldn’t deny the chance to milk the scene a little.

“Hmmm…will I get to have some more sexy times with you t-?”

“Yes!”

Rain’s answer was clear and far too quick. Claire just rolled her eyes but after a prolonged stare from Kazuma she too agreed with a nod. “Well, alright then. I say we seal it with a threeway kiss~”

The eyes of her two only lovers made the blonde roll her eyes hard, but the blushing Claire did kneel down to join the two on the floor. Kazuma stuck his manly tongue out of his mouth with a near sickening grin, but still Claire followed in her partner’s footsteps to stick her own tongue out and bring it to his face.

A trio of tasters tantalisingly twirled around. Saliva slipped from one mouth to another as the pair of bisexual women whom Kazuma believed hated him were now sharing in a very intimate and close bonding experience. It was messy, dirty, and lewd as all hell, but the three couldn’t seem to stop indulging in each other erotically on the floor.

The wizard guardian of the Princess took the initiative to take it to the next level, gripping Kazuma’s cock and fishing it from his green pants to let it stand very tall and proud between them. Her long fingers that had pleasured Claire were now wrapped around the meaty girth, toying it to life with such an eager gusto that the blonde couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Taking the top half of Kazuma’s cock with her left hand while Rain pumped the bottom half with her right.

They were still kissing away but turns were being taken now. Usually indicated by whichever one of them Kazuma was groping at the time. The brunette had an outfit more built for groping, so his hands were able to get in and fondle her chest more readily. Rain moaned a bit more lewdly into Kazuma’s mouth than Claire ever dreamed of doing. Though it wasn’t like she was silent when his focus shifted to her either. Kazuma had discovered that the blonde was more stacked than she let on last night, with quite the sensitive nipply weakspots that he was happy to exploit. Getting his hands under her clothes to pinch at her nips while her own fingers milked his cock.

Handjobs were a very new experience for Claire, but she was taking to it well. Matching Rain’s rhythm and really enjoying the feel of manly heat through her fingers. Precum leaking down his slit and covering her hand, making it both more slippery and more sticky to caress his cock. Barely able to even close her hand, but knowing the more she clenched the more the boy groaned.

It made her almost proud to make Kazuma like this.

Claire was getting more and more into it. Leaning into the madness, and knowing that Rain was right there with her. They bumped hands, they groaned together, and sometimes they even began kissing to amuse Kazuma as well.

“F-fuck! Keep stroking!”

It was during one of those feminine makeouts that the cock below them decided to unleash its batter.

Claire instinctively jumped back, but Rain grabbed the back of her head and kept their lips together. Semen blasting up from below their faces to squirt up between the kisses. Claire had gotten a facial last night, but never a shared one. Her hair’s blue streak suddenly joined by a white one that had managed to reach all the way up her. More and more boiling semen spurted up from below to contaminate their chins and drip into cleavages, but mostly aiming to make both their faces messy at once. Rain wasted no time to lick Claire then push semen into her mouth, the heavenly substance making the blonde groan in happiness before reciprocating the move for the brunette.

Their makeout continued even as Kazuma’s cock began to wilt. The huge amount of heated salt on their faces was palpable, but the two were far more concerned with kissing than they were with whatever was happening around them.

Which is how all three of them missed someone walking up and finding them in this position. “Kazuma? Where are y-?!”

“M-MEGUMIN?!” Kazuma yelped, quickly shoving the two off his body and bringing his pants up from his knees. “It, uh, well-!”

“No, no, nevermind! I can see that you’re BUSY!” She yelled back, stomping away before any of them were able to get a word in.

Not that that was going to stop Kazuma.

“HEY! Get back here!” He barked, scrambling to his feet to follow her down the pearly palace hallway, “So maybe it was what it looked like, but you know I’m the head of a harem now! Why are you being weird?!”

“...weird? WEIRD?!” She gawped, “Well maybe I still didn’t believe it until I saw your disgusting semen DRIPPING from Claire’s face!” The wizard snipped, darting down a different corridor and getting annoyed when Kazuma easily followed. “You’ve clearly had a very good week without me, haven’t you?”

“I mean, it hasn’t been the worst!” She looked extra hurt at that and once more stormed off in another direction, prompting him to follow a few paces behind. “But it's not like I wouldn't have preferred you being there! I just happened to have a great sex-filled week! That isn’t evil!”

“Fine! Whatever!”

She was only increasing her speed to get away from him.

“Then why are you running from me?!”

She turned to stop abruptly, making him screech to a halt and nearly into her scowling face. “Oh gee, I dunno, Kazuma. Maybe I’m upset because I didn’t have a great week? Maybe I’m upset because I found out that the second I leave, you go on a massive adventure without me?” With a tug of his collar she brought him down to her level to really grind teeth in his face, eyes locked hard with his terrified pair. “Or maybe, JUST MAYBE, I’m upset because the guy I wanted to chat to… about us… now has two… TWO-! …ugh.”

And then she stomped off again. Kazuma blinked, a blushing surprise on his face at her admission before lowering his eyebrows, “H-hey! You broke up with me, remember!?”

“We were taking a break, you blockhead!”

“That’s code for breaking up! Everyone knows that!” He yelled, refusing to let the argument be won by her walking away again.

“That’s a stupid code!”

“You never even told me WHY you started getting angry with me all the time!”

Her eyes were very angry now, the red seemingly glowing from how much rage filled the small girl’s bones. “Yes! You do!”

“Fine! I know the stupid reason you told me! But you never got real enough with me to tell me the actual reason!”

“IT WASN’T STUPID!” She screamed, turning back to him once more… and activating a swirl of energy around her feet. The same wind began to pick up that happened every time she wanted to ruin a castle.

“Oh, real mature, Megumin! More threats on my life because the argument isn’t going your way!” Kazuma sarcastically clapped, refusing to budge even when she pointed her staff in his direction.

“Just get your new girlfriend to revive you, asshole!”

“STOP THIS AT ONCE!”

The fact that neither noticed the litany of guards surrounding them probably showed how in their own heads they were. Shields were raised in a circle around the pair, clearly trying to mitigate as much potential explosion damage there could be. Though a big angry looking brunette captain woman had broken the circle pack to yell at them.

Megumin and Kazuma looked both sheepish and a little embarrassed, but their anger was only ebbing slowly from their bodies.

“We’re going back to my village,” the wizard sassily huffed, walking away one last time from Kazuma and through the guards that parted for her, “Unless you want to leave me behind again.”

Which left a single adventurer to give a long sigh in frustration. He wished he knew what to do or say to make it better, but he wasn’t smart enough to know that fact. Instead, the task of apologising to the guards fell to him, even if the captain was more interested in reliving the pleasure he’d given her last night in the gala.

--POV SHIFT: Lalatina Dustiness Ford--

After we’d let Megumin cool off for a while, it was time to head home.

The plan was to go back to the mansion without Musume to make it look like we don’t have her with us, then release the information about her “passing” at the end of the day before teleporting her to the Crimson Demon village. We would need to be there when that happens to hide her temporarily, and to warn Megumin’s village before an all out war breaks out. After that, it’s up to Jeronim to lay the trap for a potentially enraged Demon King… all while we keep his daughter entertained.

The four of us gathered around the teleportation circle. Kazuma and Megumin both crossing their arms and looking in opposite directions to each other. Between their fighting and Aqua’s clinginess, somehow I’d become the closest member of the group to the arch-wizard. It was a truly bad sign.

Iris and Jeronim waved us off, standing a little closer to her father than I’d seen her do previously. It warmed my heart that we’d been able to help just a little bit while we were here. Other than protecting the capitol from a terrorist attack I suppose.

In a flash, we left the grassy field in front of the castle behind, to be greeted with the sight of the grassy field in front of our mansion.

“Yay!” Aqua jumped up with arms pumped high, “It feels like ages since we’ve been home!”

“Remember, we’re not staying the night,” I told Aqua, “We’re just going to get some fresh clothes and check in on-”

“WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE MANSION?!”

Kazuma yelled that so strongly it sent a freaked out feeling to my gut. He had mentioned something about damage due to Xara and Sylvia, but I suppose I hadn’t imagined it was that bad? I rushed down the path around the brick wall expecting to see a smouldering heap of destruction.

Only to find our home in perfect condition.

“What?” I asked, frantically looking around up and down to what Kazuma was talking about, “What’s wrong? I don’t see-”

“It’s the mansion!” He yelled again, gesturing to the structure, “It’s FINE!”

“...I, what?”

“There was no mansion before! Between Xara versus Sylvia and Aqua’s water attacks during the Divane shit, the whole thing may as well have been a hole in the ground!” The desperation in his voice was confusing. “They said it would cost us so much to repair, did they fix it while we were gone?! What’s the size of the bill going to be?!” Ah, that was why.

“Hang on, didn’t it used to be… smaller?” Aqua asked, tilting her head at the house before comparing it with her thumb and forefinger in front of her eyeball.

Upon further examination, and a similar head tilt, I think she was right.

Our mansion not only looked a little nicer than when we last saw it, but it also looked like it had gained one extra floor! Our outside balcony was now accompanied by a second one just above it, as if someone had copied the first floor and replicated it perfectly atop the old one. I had no idea how someone would have managed to get this done in such a short time frame but we suddenly gained an even better house than before.

“Magic, my dears.”

Our backs turned quickly, and we were greeted by a tall and buxom raven-haired succubus looming over us alongside her olive-skinned partner.

“Xara! Sylvia!” Aqua cheered, rushing over to the pair and happily jumping into their welcoming arms. “I’m dating Kazuma and Darkness now!”

“Oh? How wonderful! Yet another maiden’s heart for your cock to smother with love, my king,” teased the succubus queen, not stopping Aqua from nuzzling into her immense cleavage as she bowed towards Kazuma. “I jest of course, you may take as many wives as you wish. It only makes my lust burn greater for you, Kazuma~”

“Good to see you too,” He smirked, grabbing her face to attack her tongue with his own. The crouching position made Aqua fall from her cleavage, but the moans she gave out showed she was more focused on her man than anyone else.

But not everyone was happy with the reunion.

“S-S-S-SYLVIA?!?!” Megumin shrieked, shaking a little in her boots. However, she quickly collected herself and angrily pointed her staff at the chimaera. “THAT’S the Sylvia you were talking about?! The one that ATTACKED my fucking VILLAGE?!”

There wasn’t much else for me to say or do except awkwardly nod. “Uhm, yes.”

“I feared this would happen when your crimson demon girl returned,” said Sylvia, cheek in hand as she loomed over Megumin’s tiny form. “I’ve had something in mind for you. I know exactly what I need to do…”

Megumin gulped at the size of her, ready to blast another hole through her stomach at the drop of a hat.

Luckily, the chimaera had no hat to drop, as instead Sylvia’s forehead hit the ground.

“I’M SO SORRY!” She yelled into the dirt, prostrating herself better than anyone I’d ever seen. “It wasn’t personal, I swear! We were enemies at the time and your kin really did piss me off, but that life ended when you killed me! I no longer mean any harm, so please don’t kick me out of the harem! I finally have my two greatest loves back in my life again! Please have mercy!”

It looked like that apology sucked all the fear and anger out of Megumin to fill her up with only confusion and embarrassment.

“I… uh… f-fine…” Was all the crimson demon could respond with, “I won’t-”

“THANK YOU!” Sylvia burst from her position to push the smaller girl into her face, dwarfing the younger woman by quite a bit but still nuzzling happily. “Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyoouuu!!!”

Xara had finally finished kissing Kazuma to chuckle, “Oh dear, you do know I love it when you grovel, but have some self-respect! The girl did kill you after all.”

“Water under the bridge! I really did fear the worst,” Sylvia sighed in relief, though she wasn’t the only one who was nuzzling up with a confused Megumin. Leaping from a huge pair of chocolate breasts came a familiar black fuzzball to latch onto her favourite shoulder.

“Chomusuke?! What were you doing in there?!”

Sylvia reached over and gave a singular finger stroke under the feline’s chin. “I hadn’t expected a living piece of the past to show up in the succubus cafe, but I am happy to know that at least half of Wolbach lived on. She was a good friend…” Still kneeling, Sylvia placed a hand on Megumin’s non-cat shoulder to smile warmly at the little wizard. “Thank you so much for taking such good care of the Goddess’ violent half.”

“...eh?”

“Can we get back to the topic of the mansion? Why is it fixed up and how much is it going to cost me!?”

Xara chuckled, gently stroking the Goddess that had returned to her tightly packed cleavage. “I already told you, Kazuma: magic. Anything is possible when you have two of the strongest commanders-”

She was soon interrupted by an, “Ahem,” from an unamused Sylvia. Using her mighty wings to shrug, the succubus queen corrected herself.

“Fine, fine, darling. We did use magic for the third floor, but the bulk of the work was done by a combination of succubae, monsters, and angels. All working together under the banner of your Kazuma’s penis to make you the best home imaginable!”

“That’s right. Aren’t our minions just the cutest~?” Sylvia gushed a little, much to Megumin’s flinching confusion.

“P-penis…?”

“Amazing…” I uttered, walking closer to the house and marvelling at its new immense size. “You said you used magic on the third floor?”

“Best to just show you, dear,” said Xara, letting Aqua back down to the floor. “But before we do, let me just say that your note was received and my pet is now in her training phase back in the bottom of the cafe.”

Ah, yes, the thing I asked her to do with Divane. I’ll be interested to see how that goes in a few days.

“And secondly, she told me about what happened last night,” The queen’s face was frowning grimly, but not so dark that it made me worry. “Is it true? You encountered Musume last night?”

With a sigh, I gestured to the door. “Let’s catch up over a cup of tea. I think this will be a long chat and we don’t have a lot of time here.”

Notes:

WOAH 500 KUDOS?! PEWPEWPEW~ FIREWORKS AHHHH!!!

Thanks to everyone and anyone who left a like and is still reading this far! I was sort of thinking I may be very lucky and hit 500 around the actual finale but now I feel extra lucky! As a special reward there's another chapter after this one coming very soon, so hopefully you enjoy both this and that one!

Chapter 96: What Can Change In A Week?

Summary:

Time keeps moving, even when you least expect it.

(Another thanks to 0neSw00dGuy for editing help.)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Megumin felt strange when entering her own home again.

It was louder than it should be; full of strange voices that she’d never heard before, all rushing about like it had been their home all along. Even just peeking around the door, there were strange creatures running amok in places she thought were hers. A large snakey tail flicked around the corner. Hooves clacked along the carpeted floor. And a strange pink slime trail seemed to lead towards the kitchen.

As soon as she stepped inside, the girl was immediately on edge. Megumin looked around the clean halls that hadn’t been dusted in weeks before she’d left, now looking like a mansion an actual rich person would own rather than the rundown homely walls she’d grown accustomed to.

Oh, and there was an ogre staring right at her.

They blinked at each other, one far taller and greener than the other, yet also so much meeker. Her eyes bulging in fear and only a squeak emanating from her mouth before she took off up the nearby stairs.

“U-uhm, hi?” Megumin called after, trying to be nice but also wondering what the hell was happening.

More sounds were coming from inside, and though she sort of wanted to just go back to her own room, the little wizard was not one to hide from challenges. Instead, she was mostly brave in her walk towards the living room before once more peering around the corner.

“Wahahahahaa!” The big succubus lady laughed, currently sitting her huge ass on the floor but still managing to look like she was falling out of her chair in hysterics. “A magical orgasm that floored Musume?! Ohh, I would’ve LOVED to have seen that!”

“It was Kazuma and Aqua’s quick thinking that got us out of that one,” Darkness explained from the kitchen table. “I was significantly more use-”

Unconscious from protecting the King from death.” Kazuma interrupted with a chastising tone, prompting Darkness to blush at him while still hanging her head in shame. Though Kazuma changed targets to give a teasing smirk elsewhere, “But I wouldn’t have thought about it without that fight I had with you guys. You remember Bova? When I made you cum with just one little spell?”

Megumin tracked his line of sight to a massive minotaur woman. She was wearing tight blue jeans and a black shirt with horribly strained buttons that struggled to live with such massive titflesh begging to be free underneath. Her tail whipped back and forth in annoyance at his jabs.

With air passing through Bova’s nose she simply crossed her arms and looked away. “Obviously I remember, Kazuma. A warrior never forgets her losses, lest she never learns from them.”

“And what did you learn?” Asked a harpy perching nearby her on the fireplace. She had red wings with turquoise highlights and a ripped teal t-shirt with Kazuma’s face on it, looking like she’d tried to get it over her wings and failed miserably.

Before she could answer, a purple tail began wrapping around Bova’s jeans, “Yeah, what did you learn? Did you learn that Kazuma’s dick is nice and you wanted to experience it yourself? That’s what I remember you learning~”

“YES! Now continue about the Demon King’s Daughter and not my foray into womanhood, PLEASE!”

“That was mostly it,” said Darkness, taking a cup from a tray a nice blonde faun had walked in with. “After that, it was revealed that Iris and Musume had been friends without anyone knowing. They were going to try and work together to create a safer world for all, once their fathers left their respective thrones.”

Xara seemed rather intrigued by that fact, leaning up from her position to consider it fully, “Oh? That is fascinating…”

Her partner, the one who had originally left to be a part of the army of the damned, kept quiet. She looked rather grimly down at her own cup of tea that had been handed to her, worrying about the next words that were inevitably coming out of Xara’s mouth but still feeling unwell when she said them all the same.

“Did you know about that, Sylvia?”

Many people seemed to shift their focus, as it was a rather pertinent question as to whether their fight yesterday was unwarranted due to secrecy or not. After a small sigh, Sylvia got the courage to speak again.

“As much as it would alleviate my crimes, I refuse to lie to you, Xara. Musume and I were never close and so she never divulged in pleasantries, let alone concepts of mutiny. I joined as a general for the… selfish reasons we discussed two nights ago.”

Though she was full of shame, her partner seemed rather proud of the chimaera. Shifting from her position on the floor to take Sylvia’s hand in her claws and squeeze.

“Ah!” Said Aqua, who Megumin had just realised had been face deep in a pink haired succubus’ cunt (with mouth to bare pussy spittle string as evidence). “That was the fight that destroyed the-!”

“Ah! Hello there, dear!”

Megumin’s heart jumped when she realised someone had noticed her. The faun that had been giving out drinks was looming above her with a very warm and motherly smile, leaning down on her brown goat leg to reach the shorter girl’s level. “I assume you are Megumin?”

The rest of the room’s conversation kept going on, despite the wizard’s interrupted eavesdropping. So, Megumin had to peel herself back to her current reality very quickly, “Y-yes. Yeah. Hi. Uhm…”

“Fafy the Faun, my child. A pleasure to finally meet you, I must say.” If it wasn’t for the blonde hair and tightly packed apron, Megumin may have mistaken this monster for her own mother. Though the confusion on her face must have shown enough to make Fafy answer before the question had even been asked, “Your friends spoke very highly of you, and there aren’t many Crimson Demons around these parts that meet your beautiful description.”

“B-beautiful?!”

“Red.”

While Megumin was still reeling at that, a frog lady had hopped up and was now pointing at her, apparently red, face. Then moving down to point at her clothes, “Red.” Though the mucus covered girl wasn’t done there, moving her hand once more down towards Megumin’s crotch to ask, “Red?”

“Lily! You can’t go asking everyone their panty colour like that!” chastised the faun. Megumin hadn’t even realised that was what the question was and was now really reddening up. “I’m sorry, Megumin. This must all be very confusing for you, since we’re all strangers in your home.”

Well, at least she recognised the problem… “Y-yeah, uh, sorry…”

“Nothing to apologise for, sweetie. I can introduce you to anyone and everyone you need to. Or you can follow me to the kitchen and I can fix you up with some tea and sugar as well. Does that sound nice?”

She couldn’t lie to the nice woman, even if she did feel like it was her first day in Crimson Demon Daycare again. Even at eighteen she still felt so young. Maybe it was because everyone else had graduated to adulthood while she was gone…

“Megumin~!” Aqua called out, “We’re gonna go check out the new third floor if you wanna come~!”

Her three party members were walking towards her while she still crouched in the doorway. Xara and Sylvia had apparently evolved from hand-holding to tentacled makeout by their fireplace, which seemed to be a growing orgy of monsters that everyone was just totally fine with. The only ones not joining were the faun she’d been talking to and the pink-haired succubus that Aqua had been a cunning linguist on, who was now seemingly acting as the guide to their own home.

“O-okay… can I still get the tea?”

Fafy, who had been eyeing the orgy with some level of hunger, quickly turned mother mode back on to smile at Megumin. “Of course you can. I’ll follow you up as soon as it’s ready.”

After a quick walk (where the amount of hand-holding was definitely for taunting the wizard), they reached the entrance to the third floor. The entrance being the stairs, but with a pink shining film that seemed to float along above them. Separating the literal stories, spreading out from the underside of the third floor.

“Huh?” Aqua asked first, rushing forwards to poke the strange magical field. “What is this thing?”

Dhysana, the succubus who also worked as a receptionist at the cafe during nights, easily passed through the field as she walked up. Not afraid like the other four who were giving each other worrying looks. “It is perfectly safe. I never knew you to be afraid of a little pink~” She teased, licking her lips seductively at three of the four.

Without anything stopping them, they walked up towards the newest wing of their home.

Upon first glance, it would be hard to say there was much difference between the second and third floors. Same classic Axel design, creamy bricks with greyish trim, adjourned with torches and insignias, with some nicely wide windows for natural light to come through the red curtains.

It was just so much bigger.

Not just an increase in height, the width dwarfed them so much more than usual. Easily holding them as a group like the structural dimensions had been stretched to double the original size. But the real kicker was how long the corridor was now. It didn’t look like it turned any corners like it usually did; it looked like one long door-filled length of infinity. Reminding both Aqua and Darkness of their time up in-

“Heaven?!” The Goddess gawped, “Our… our home…”

“The plan was to model it off of the upper realm, yes,” Dhysana nodded. “Infinite rooms to hold your infinitely growing harem. If they needed or wanted to live with you, this was a way for you to lodge with them. With bonus nursery options for the future.”

“Does this mean I can charge infinite rent…?” An impressed Kazuma whistled, “How did you ever pull this off?”

“The powers of the three of your commanders. Sylvia controls the world of biology, being a chimaera that can clone matter. Queen Xara controls the world of the mind, dreams, and true desires. Between them they could hypothetically create anything, but it was Divane that truly brought the power to those two’s ideas.”

“So everyone’s going to live here now? Together?” Megumin asked, a tad nervous.

Aqua was laughing, “Our grocery bill is going to be through the roof!”

“I’m sure we can handle it as a group,” Darkness tried to reason.

“Actually, you’ve had very few takers.”

The four blinked in surprise, “Huh?”

“The succubae all prefer to live in the cafe still. Xara and Sylvia moved in together. And with their newfound identity cards, a lot of the monsters don’t want to be shackled together anymore. I believe Luminara the lamia, Kerebryl the zombie, and Bova the minotaur have already found new places to live in town.” She continued to explain, “Some just consider the harem to be an extra job and would like to have lives of their own. The infinite third floor was created in large part to support those who will need it during future pregnancies. Oh, and the larger bath and orgy zones have been used extensively already. Heehee…”

“...orgy zone?”

“Well, it is an amazing idea,” said Darkness, looking down the corridor as her party all marvelled at the amazing magical work. “...what say we all try out the new bath?”


Apart from the size, the large steamy pool they used as a bath was very similar to what was on the first floor of the mansion. Some worry as to where the water would go was brought up by Darkness, but Dyshana assured them that it would be magically transported to a dimension that appreciated the bathwater of attractive women.

Megumin didn’t hear that part. Mostly because she was focused on what was different about the bath.

Namely: the vibe.

Aqua had insisted that Kazuma join her and Darkness in the bath, not letting him take their usual gendered turns even when Megumin protested. The blonde had felt awkward, as she also wanted the time with Kazuma but didn’t want to make someone uncomfortable. Thankfully, it had been normal that some swimsuits were placed in the dressing area, which was a compromise they could all accept for a quick try of the bath.

Their succubus guide had wished to join the four, but as soon as Aqua touched the bath the liquid became far too holy for Dyshana to appreciate and instead she left them to it.

It had been going well for a while. Felt almost like the old days as Megumin raced Aqua down the small pool. Darkness got heated in the face when Kazuma looked at her bright yellow bikini too much. The four of them even got into a quick splashing match, which Megumin totally won.

But then things calmed down. They started actually cleaning their bodies. But one member had decided that the better thing to be doing was to “help” Kazuma.

So now Megumin was swimming around at the bottom end of the pool. Keeping her eyes glaring towards the top, where a certain blue-haired temptress kept pulling on someone’s green trunks.

“Kazumaaaa~” the Goddess purred, splashing her body against his and rubbing her white frilly bikini up against his body. “This place is like the hot springs, remember? When you stuck your big thing down my throat and let me drink all your yummy cum?”

He gulped, feeling a little awkward to be doing this in front of his ex. “Th-that describes several events we’ve done this past week…” He realised too late that this was not the right thing to say.

“I-it’s a nice temperature, isn’t it?!” A fairly panicked Darkness asked out loud, dunking her whole head down into the water and bringing herself back up in a way to deter Aqua. “AHH! REFRESHING!”

It was fairly obvious to all what was happening (though Aqua was tempted to follow in her girlfriend’s footsteps to see just how refreshing) and the submerged Megumin still glared at them with her nose just above the water.

Said eyes inevitably drifted upwards, to the creamy mass stuffed inside the glistening yellow bikini. The size of which rivalled the wizard’s own head and irked her to no end. When Darkness noticed this, she quickly attempted to cover them with her hands, but then ended up shifting her strained yet slippery bra too far. Suddenly, a massive breast popped free! To the untrained eye, it really looked like the tank of the team had just flashed the non-harem member for no real reason.

“SORRY!” She screamed, trying to cover it up again.

“Yay! Tits out party!” Aqua cheered, quickly discarding her own bikini with little fanfare as her pink areolas bounced free. She may not have been as big as Darkness, but she knew how to take hold of her tits and bounce them in Kazuma’s face most effectively. “Come on~ Suck ‘em and let’s have some fun already~”

“L-L-L-LET’S GO GET DRY!”

In a move that definitely violated pool safety precautions, Darkness scooped up both Aqua and Megumin and raced out the room as quickly as possible. Leaving a fairly aroused, if not a tad grateful, Kazuma behind to stew his erection in the pool.


-POV SHIFT: Lalatina Dustiness Ford-


Though she was disappointed, I needed to get Aqua away from seducing Kazuma right in front of Megumin. Certainly just prolonging the inevitable but I was damned if I was going to make that mage any more upset than she already was. I couldn’t live with myself…

It was a quick change out of our bikinis and into our towels to get our hair cleaned. The area was again similar, just feeling more like a public bath house rather than the elaborate mansion bath we have downstairs.

Megumin was still stewing in unhappiness. Something was clearly on her mind but I hadn’t been brave enough to ask what.

She probably hates me…

I know she had feelings for Kazuma, but I went ahead and seduced him while she was away anyway. It’s not my fault that he feels that way about me… but maybe it still would have been better if I’d never have been born at all. All I ever seem to do is cause problems for others regardless of intention.

Such lovely thoughts and more swirled around in my head while I took a saucer of water and dumped it through my soapy hair. I only just noticed that the other two ladies washing their hair were edging closer together.

“Psst, Aqua… so you’re just, like, totally fine with dating Kazuma while Darkness is already dating him?” Megumin asked quietly, trying to talk to Aqua in some rare one-on-one time while I washed my hair. Yes, I could still hear them. What was I supposed to do? Clog my ears with soap?

“Hm? But I’m dating Darkness too,” Aqua responded with some confusion.

Frowning back at her, Megumin wasn’t happy with that answer. “I guess… but aren’t you worried you’re going to be neither of their number ones?” She asked, getting closer to Aqua to try and whisper even quieter. “For the rest of your life, you’ll need to share. Share intimate hugs, beds, first times, sad times…”

Aqua placed her hand on the damp girl’s shoulder. “Megumin? Did you hit your head while you were away? It sounds like you’re trying to list bad things when you’re really only listing good things.”

Is it weird to be proud of Aqua at this moment?

“W-well, what about a w-wedding?!” Megumin fiercely bit back, caring a little less about subtlety and more about winning the argument. “You can’t just say that isn’t a one-on-one thing! It’s a personal matter!”

Once more Aqua seemed to look down on the poor girl, giving a smug look of superiority that rubbed the arch wizard very much the wrong way. “Maybe it isn’t as obvious because you aren’t a Goddess like me, but if they get married then I get married to them too! When you have multiple people you love, then the small things don’t really matter. The more people there are, the more love there is. So you just keep loving and trusting each other until it works out, okay?”

I didn’t react, but her trying to be a guru after a single day of being in a relationship was a tad concerning. If only for my own fears that I’ll be the one shutout of the relationship edging at the back of my mind. In a different way, though, it was rather comforting to know she felt so strongly about us all.

Megumin was particularly unsure how to retaliate. All her arguments were arguably the small stuff, and Aqua had just decimated them with the power of love.

“W-whatever…”

As the towelled wizard began to storm off, I quickly rushed and grabbed her hand instinctively.

“Wait, Megumin!”

Her head snapped around to me in confusion, but I had to get out what I wanted to say. “I… I know why you’re mad. I-It’s about the harem, isn't it?”

“What?” She asked, almost baffled by my question, “No, of course not. It was so obvious you were going to pick Kazuma to be your Harem Knight eventually, that’s just… normal for you nobles. It was more weird that you waited so long.”

I gulped at her usage of that word. Despite knowing full well the power of these earrings, there was still that irrational fear in the back of my mind that my normalities somehow wouldn’t affect Megumin, and that she would be absolutely livid the moment she found out about the harem I started. But no… she was just as susceptible to the normalities as the rest of the world.

I have to remember to add “existential guilt” to the small list of things that don’t arouse me.

Megumin’s pout grew a little with her reddening face as she crossed arms. “I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting you to make it so big, but that’s your harem I guess…”

“Y-yeah…” I awkwardly agreed. We really had done a lot this week. Oops.

“So… you really don’t get why I’m mad then?”

My face probably betrayed my inner thoughts more than I wanted it to. I had sort of hoped I could pin it all on the harem; that would’ve been an easier problem to solve. But no, as Megumin’s eyes went between mine and Aqua’s, it was pretty obvious what she was truly upset about.

“...whatever, forget I said anything.”

And with that, Megumin left.

“What’s her problem?” said Aqua, still washing her hair with a haughty attitude.

I stared at the space where the disgruntled mage had been for an extra beat. “It’s not her fault. I…” My thoughts chewed at my brain briefly, knowing it was all my doing. “This situation isn’t going to be fixed overnight. Best to let her be for now and not force her to share anything she doesn’t want to, otherwise her stubbornness will make her a bigger wall than me.”

As I talked mostly to myself, I slowly walked over to my girlfriend in the bathing area, the unsuspecting Goddess unable to predict my big hug from behind.

“Darkness!” She exclaimed at my surprise, giggling as I effortlessly lifted her into my lap. “You’re going to ruin my bath if you make me all hot and sweaty with those big gorgeous boobies on my back~”

Caring little of her concerns, my fingers began teasing down low, feeling the freshly cleaned pussy begin to moisten while I kissed into her neck. Her own thick butt felt lovingly placed as she ground into my lap. “Mmm~ can’t believe M-Megumin doesn’t understand this…”

I didn’t stop teasing, but I did stop my kissing. Was it worth trying to explain the situation to Aqua? It didn’t feel right to gossip about it if Megumin herself wasn’t going to talk to her… no, I wouldn’t. Instead I could say what I actually wanted to say anyway:

“I love you too, Aqua.”

My tender words seemed to spark a kissing desire in the Goddess who dragged my head over her shoulder to latch onto my lips. It was a bit of an awkward angle but I couldn’t hold back my own hunger for her anymore.

We hadn’t really found the time to be properly intimate since becoming a thrupple… and it was time to change that.

“You can come in now, Kazuma,” I called out, hearing the obvious shuffling from where the bath itself was, followed by an awkward cough.

“Uhm, I wasn’t watching or anything…”

I couldn’t care less if he was or not, instead I quickly stood up with Aqua draped in my arms. The scrambling girl quickly looped her arms around my neck for support before giggling at how strong I was. “We have a few hours before we need to be at the Crimson Demon’s village, and I want to see how high you can make me and Aqua scream before our cries break out of this infinite corridor.”

Both of them were shocked at how direct I was, blushing in excitement as I smirked back at them.

“Then let’s find a room and get cooking!”


Thankfully, it was normal that the bedroom we picked had a lovely king-sized bed for us to use! I kicked open the door and threw Aqua at the cushiony mattress, who bounced more than I thought across the softness, but wasn’t hurt in the slightest.

I quickly joined her on the bed. Our hair wasn’t done up, just draping down past our shoulders to matt against the towels we wore around our waists. Yet I could tell that Kazuma didn’t mind. Closing the door with the back of his heel behind him, eyes locked hungrily on our bodies.

Our own eyes matched his desires when he ripped his green swim trunks from his lower half, letting that glorious erection bob free in the open air.

No matter what, the sight of that cock made me excited. The girth, the veins, the colour, the size… it was amazing~ But even if it wasn’t any of those things, the fact it was Kazuma’s was enough. I’d have sucked his thumb if that was the only way to be intimate. The fact he had the best cock in the universe was just icing on his incredible cake.

And the way he hopped up on the bed, looming at the end of it while kneeling there, cock out… just to give me the thing I loved most. An order to “suck it.”

It was just a moment to glance at Aqua, but it was a moment that meant I was a second late in the scramble to follow the command. She practically dove at it the girth, having to stretch her mouth wide to let that sucker spear those plush lips of hers.

The movement may have been too quick though and while she got the initial slurp in, she also fell on her face when she lost balance.

Leaving him wide open for my attack.

Taking up a low position with my ass wiggling behind me purposefully, I licked up his cock as lewdly as I could. The stallion’s sweaty taste still manages to be so permanent even after a bath. Maybe with the trunks he failed to notice the gunk around his glans, or he saved it specifically for me to dine on with my tongue. It always paired so well with the salty precum that leaked out his eternally producing cock.

I was looming over Aqua who then rotated under us, giggling with no jealousy at all, “Haha, Darkness won! Guess I’ll have to figure out something else to do~” She said as if she didn’t immediately start squeezing my swinging breasts roughly.

Instead she shimmied further down the bed, losing her towel along the way before sitting up. Her face quickly purring into Kazuma’s rear, where the imagination didn’t need to wonder what she was doing back there. Not with the amount of slurps and kissy noises she emitted.

“Sh-shit…” Kazuma gasped, having to clutch my hair for balance as his two girlfriends sandwiched him. “S-stuck between a blowjob crusader and the G-goddess of rimjobs…”

We just purred back to him in unison. Hearing him moan was so sexy, and I quickly dove my face forwards to let his cock enter my throat. Swallowing him was getting slowly easier with experience, but I still struggled with how big it was. I could feel the bulge that protruded from my neck, that clearly defined line where his bulbous cockhead filled my stretched gullet. It took swallowing and patience, but I just couldn’t get enough of how his hot pillar felt inside me.

Kazuma’s hands that were in my hair were now loosely guiding my rhythm back and forth. Helping my neck from dislodging his girthy hook every time, as it definitely felt like I didn’t have the strength to take him off of me half the time.

Twitching and groaning were growing rapidly from Kazuma and his cock, with the speed also growing quite rapidly. Not helped when Aqua shifted her hands from my tits to his balls, massaging their payload while still slurping deep into his manly ass.

I could feel him getting closer, his cock expanding, and that sweet, sweet initiative kicking up to begin skullfucking me properly. Slamming his cock into my begging throat, feeling his hot and massive girth slam into me as I tried to match the madness that always befell me.

“FFUCK! YEAHTAKEIT!” In one final move he couldn’t control his hips anymore. Thrusting his fullness into my mouth as semen surged into my stomach.

It filled me, quite rapidly. Somehow managing to run out of space inside me so fast that it surged out of my nose, causing me a delightful amount of pain while still drowning me in pleasure. He practically fell on top of me, unable to fully fall with my lips trapping his deflating cock. Salty boiling cum covered my tongue, dripped from my nose, and drenched my throat. I would have swallowed… had I not been dedicated to sharing.

“Hehe, looks like she took it!” Aqua said once my cum-splattered face was free from his crotch as Kazuma fell to the side. Her head then tilted, confused a little by my bulging cheeks, and very confused when I lunged at her. “Woah! DarkNEGCH!”

She gagged only briefly from surprise as my lips slammed into her own. My tongue shovelled as much of our boyfriend’s jism into her mouth as I could and she quickly got the picture. Her own taster entered my mouth to scoop the chunky white goop with gusto, gulping down as much of her favourite substance as I could spare her.

“Mmmm, so good…” Aqua groaned happily, cleaning the rest of my face with her slightly white looking tongue before giving me a final peck of happiness. “Darkness! You didn’t need to do that for me! I could have gotten the next one!”

“Yeah, but then I wouldn’t have been able to feed you like that~”

We smiled at each other, quickly turning our attention back to Kazuma who stayed laying on the bed. Hands behind his grinning head, spread out wide with his cock pointed up like a powerful stalagmite. “No way I wouldn’t be ready to go again after watching you two hotties make out.”

“Hmmm, I love how fast you can get hard, Kazuma!” cooed Aqua, reaching in low to start sniffing his cock like it were a meaty flower. “Mmm, and I love the smell! And I love the taste…” Her lips quickly pecked at his leaky petals. “Oh! And I love you!”

“...you really have no trouble just dropping that word, do you?”

Aqua beamed happily. “Nope! Spending a zillion years in Heaven with angels and gods who hated me sucked. But now I have two amazing partners who love me, and I don’t care who knows!”

Her attitude was rather infectious. And the impossibly large peach that was waggling in front of me looked ripe for showing her the love she bragged about.

And as usual, I could tell that Kazuma and I were in total sync about that.

“Come here, you big assed dumbass,” He said, grabbing Aqua’s wrist and dragging her towards him. It took a little bit of quick manoeuvring, but Kazuma was soon drowning in the water Goddess’ twin bubbles.

Kazuma’s head got lost in the bed as she sat directly on his face.

“Ooh! Kazuma~!” She purred as he began licking her rectum to survive. “Your tongue is so good~ I l-looo-! AH! DARKNESS?!”

She truly hadn’t expected a sudden dual attack. As I felt Kazuma’s work through his body while I leant against him, my own mouth had quickly delved into her unprepared pussy. Slurping the liquids that were beginning to bud from Kazuma’s reciprocated rimming.

“Ahhh… AHhhHH!!” I heard her moan above us as we jointly licked our new girlfriend like an ice cream cone.

It was a very close affair. Our chins kept occasionally bumping into each other, like we were making out through Aqua. Delving our tongues as deeply as we could go as she squirmed about above us. My heavy tits rested against his chest, feeling his huge cock throb against my belly while his tip nestled at the outer walls of my breasts. Smearing his precum onto his property while we shared in such wonderful foreplay together.

I could tell that Kazuma was enjoying being sat on by such a huge rear just from his throbbing lower part, but his lack of snarky comments showed his focus on the fun task that had landed on him.

His hands were mauling her rear, trying to push more of her thick meat onto his face. Aqua’s body often purified so much of what went in her, that when I’ve eaten her ass in the past it often just tasted sweaty more than anything else. My own hands joined him, but with more focus on the outer parts of her thighs, letting me squish her lovely legs into my cheeks. All while drinking down her endless pussy juice that splashed across my features, teasing and tasting as much as my hungry urges would let me.

“G-gawwwddddd! Hoonoooo! I’M g-gonna… HGGNNNH!!”

The poor girl had been pinching her own nipples when I bit down lightly on her clit. She never really stood a chance. Her orgasm hit hard, shaking her down to her core that we continued to massage with our tongues.

It wasn’t over just yet though. Once more our sync pushed us to not let Aqua rest for even a moment, stretching her climax out for about a minute before one final tidal wave of liquid made her drop to the bed from exhaustion.

“Bwah!” Kazuma gasped as Aqua fell sideways, letting him sit up and breathe a big gulp of air. His face was messy and dishevelled, but an undeniable smile spread across his handsome face all the same. “That was awesome,” He said as he patted the Goddess’ twitching ass. “Your turn Lalatina. Lie on the bed.”

As now and forever, I would do as I was told. Nuzzling into the curve that Aqua’s satisfied body provided as my long hair cascaded around me.

Though I could tell Kazuma had originally planned to try and inseminate me once more, his eyes lingered on the sow sacks on my chest. Probably seeing the smears he’d made on me before. I could never deny that lustful gaze of his.

“Kazuma, I think I’d like to give you a titjob?”

“W-well, if that’s what you want…”

Quickly he mounted me, knees on either side as I cupped my chest to create his favourite tit-pussy. Though a hand entered it before his cock could.

“Here you go~” said Aqua with a hum, propping her head up with her other arm while staying curled up around my head.

I realised what she had done. My chest had become all soapy! It was so slippery and wet between there… a perfect lube for Kazuma’s cock! “Amazing! That’s our water Goddess!”

“Have you always been able to do that?” Kazuma asked.

“What’re you talking about? It’s just soap I brought from the bath.”

Oh… well, anyway~

Without further ado, Kazuma thrust into my chest. His cockhead just managed to pass through the huge amount of flesh to poke that lovely, wide, leaky slit in my face. It was gone quick enough though, disappearing and reappearing as that huge slab of meat slapped inside my chest. “Mmm, so warm… so big, Kazuma~”

“Y-you’re the big one, babe.” He smirked back, hunching over and grunting like a gorilla while his hips picked up speed. The slippery nature of my sud-covered breasts made him feel even more powerful with his thrusts than usual.

I did my part: squeezing and manipulating my breasts while Kazuma fucked them without mercy. I’d learned a few tricks with him now, such as how he likes to begin his thrusting to get a feel for my boobs. But then he prefers me to move each tit up and down synchronistically in opposite directions, like he were fucking a squirming pussy. All this while he stretches out my obscene nipples and pushes them into my tits as he starts to take over my malleable pillows.

“Own me! Dominate me! My boobs are yours to abuse!”

My hands fell down, letting him squeeze my tits as hard as he wanted around his thrusting cock, “Fuck! So fucking soofftt!”

“Hey! I wanna be dominated too!” Aqua whined. I’d somehow missed her beginning to masturbate right next to my head. Though it was impossible to not notice her leaning over me to stick her tongue out where his cock poked out.

“Uth my tonnng!” She insisted, letting his glans hit her taster whenever he thrust into my tits.

“Nnnh!” He responded, clearly not against a wet end to the soft expanse of my chest. I couldn’t complain. Kazuma still fucked me like the slutty pig I was, and Aqua’s own chest draped into my face for me to instinctively suckle.

It wasn’t long before his second load was unleashed. One final powerful thrust deep into my cleavage that nearly set off my own orgasm. Surging upwards to splatter his Goddess girlfriend’s face with the first couple splurts. But then he grabbed a hold of his wild snake and aimed the rest of the load to cover my chest, drizzling my pearly white skin with his creamy seed. He so loved the look of my tits being punished for being too huge and lewd~

“Alright, enough foreplay.” Kazuma announced, already getting hard once more, “Aqua, get on Darkness.”

She barely needed to be asked, “Yay~!” She cheered, quickly getting into position with her facing me as I stayed laying on the bed. “Now we can make out while our boyfriend fucks us!”

I didn’t even get to argue or agree as Aqua had immediately assaulted my lips with her own, running her fingers through my hair sensually. She forced me to moan as Kazuma lined up his cock with our steamy cunts.

Though he’d said no more, he couldn’t help running his cock up and down our leaky slits to coat them in the last dribbles of his previous load. I could feel his semen dripping off of me while he grabbed Aqua’s wiggling ass and thrust his way inside of her.

“OH!” She gasped into my mouth, eyes bulging in shocked pleasure as that ol’ Satou instinct kicked in. “H-how come it a-always f-FEELS like y-you’re stretching ME o-out for the fIRst time?!” Her wanton moans kept interrupting her while Kazuma’s thrusts dug against her cervix. Already melting onto me from his amazing abilities.

“Maybe as a Goddess you heal more than you realise?” I offered, thinking that maybe she was unconsciously growing a virgin level tightness every time she wasn’t fucking Kazuma. “Though then that doesn’t explain why I feel the same way sometimes.” I smirked, “Now where was that makeout you promised?”

It was a pretty perfect scene.

Two pussies. Both taking it in turns to have their canals stretched and their wombs battered. We laughed, we moaned, we couldn’t get enough of each other. I would nibble Aqua’s ear while she screamed into mine, and she would bite my outstretched tongue when Kazuma forced it out of me. All while he got to indulge in a sight he’d grown accustomed to, but would never tire of.

From there I think we entered our fugue state of lusts.

Aqua and I shared his biggest jism together, letting him pump his gallons of cum into us was always a true highlight. The sticky yet warm feeling in my belly was beyond addicting.

Positions changed, Kazuma began thrusting into me from the side while Aqua sucked his balls encouragingly. Another time I had wished the Kazudildo strap-on back into the room and we used it to spit roast our Goddess. Kazuma went to get us some drinks at some point, so we 69’d without him before jointly sucking his cock together to fill our ice tea with his hot semen. And then we just lined up next to each other and let Kazuma once more pick whichever hole he wanted like we were nothing more than toys for his enjoyment.

It was hot, satisfying, and forced us all to cuddle in the bath again since we had gotten so sweaty and covered in cum.

And yet… a part of me wondered if it would have been better as a foursome.


Megumin had gotten changed and had returned to her room. The first time being back in her private quarters in a whole week after spending it with her parents. Structurally it was the same, yet the clean sheen it had made it look slightly alien to her. Not including the purple lady in a tank top lying on her bed, of course.

“Hey!” She barked at the woman, “This is MY room! What are you doing here?!”

Svobena yawned, her tentacled hair stretching out while she lazily got up from her napping spot. “Sorszy… no ‘ne was usin’ it…” The mind flayer scratched her tit and slowly plodded out of the room without a care for the poking of the stick that Megumin was laying upon her. “Later, Choms~”

“Mrow~” Megumin frowned at her own lazy companion who had already begun snoozing in the wizard’s discarded hat.

Being left alone made the wizard feel a little more sombre than she thought she would. The loud silence after such a maddening day of changes made her reflect hard about what was happening.

“No one was using it, huh?” She mumbled, looking at herself in the mirror with a growing sadness. The amount of new friends, the changes to their lives, the adventures they’d been on together, and now… the relationship they’d formed without her. All of it was done without Megumin. Waiting until she left to begin such a massive part of their lives. Maybe the writing really was on the wall…

“Maybe those assholes really don’t need me anymore…”

Chomusuke awoke from her nap to look up at her master. “Mrow?” She noised almost sympathetically.

“Finding a new party is gonna suck,” She said with an angry expression to the cat, picking her up to cuddle with her familiar. “But we did kill a bunch of generals, so there should be some actually decent adventurers interested in me now! It’ll at least show Kazuma and Darkness not to just… leave me behind…”

Megumin’s angry yet forlorn embrace grew tighter, with the small cat’s nuzzling only increasing to match.

She’d need to stay with the team at least until the Demon King Daughter adventure had resolved. But after that? The world would be her oyster now.

Hopefully.

Notes:

Alright, that was the last chapter before the next arc starts, so NOW don't expect more updates before the big one.

Thanks again for all whomst read these! Ciao~

Chapter 97: Crimson Dungeon Prelude

Summary:

Darkness has some home issues to deal with.

Chapter Text

“She said that…?”

Our resident froggy had come to me with news that made my stomach spin.

Megumin was planning to leave the group.

I shouldn’t know this. It felt wrong, but Lily wasn’t one for social norms and secrets. The bluntness of her words had come straight after she attacked a fly on my shoulder and a loud burp of satisfaction from its taste.

“Mm. New wizard told the cat.” Lily nodded, rotating slowly in the hall before hopping away again, “Hungry now.”

I barely registered the proclamation to fuck my boyfriend. My mind was racing as to what to do in this situation.

Should I confront her? My gut is telling me to barrel into her room and beg her to stay. I couldn’t bear the idea that this new world I created would make one of my dearest friends so truly unhappy that she’d exile herself just to get away from it all. Surely she’d see reason if I were to prostrate myself before her…?

I…I think that would ironically be what I would do prior this eventful week. Or I’m deluding myself to believe I’ve formed any layer of character development since these metal Ns latched onto my ears.

No. If I crash in with all my dumb Lalatina laden strength, there’s a good chance I’ll only further anger Megumin. She’ll be angry about the eavesdropping, she’ll be angry about my attempts to control her decision, and she’ll be angry… about it being me.

Because at the end of the day, this isn’t about me: it's all about Kazuma.

My relationship with him is still a factor, and I want to make her as comfortable as possible with it if she is to stay. But if the two cannot bear to be in the same room together, then the party is certainly doomed to fall apart...

Finding out WHY they broke up in the first place would be nice, but I don’t think that will happen without some serious mending to their fundamental friendship.

The problem is, I’m not a therapist.

Should I ask Sena? She’s more of a lawyer, but she’s perhaps one of the smartest women I know. Or maybe Xara since succubae would have more experience dealing with other’s emotions…

I began pacing the halls of the mansion, lost in thought. Ignoring the floating succubae going past me, and stepping over a Lamia tail leaking from a nearby doorway as it quivered in self pleasure. Eventually, I went to my own room and paced around inside of it instead. Really, I should be getting ready to travel to the Crimson Demon village, but I just know I’ll blurt something out if I don’t try to figure this out a little bit.

How to make Megumin and Kazuma friends again…?

Should I send them on a quest together? Adventures do have a way of forcing two to cooperate, but then it could also lead to a worsening relationship if they get in each other’s way. We also don’t have the time for one, as I need Kazuma near me to help handle Musume. Perhaps there’s some sort of item at Wiz’s shop that deals with fighting friends? Although, knowing the price of that place, it might just fuse her head on his neck or something equally as worrying…

Hmmm…this is going to be harder than I thought; so many boxes to tick and variables to take into account. There needs to be a way that can soothe Megumin’s feelings towards me, the harem, AND Kazuma all in one big move without disrupting the Musume plan.

Ugh. So much to consider. How did those two get this bad? It reminds me of how Kazuma used to be whenever Aqua walked into the room…

…wait a minute.

Perhaps I did know a way to get Megumin and Kazuma to be friends again. I just had to apply the same methodology that brought Kazuma and Aqua together!

All I have to do is seduce Megumin!

Why do I feel such intense shame as if the gods above were reading my thoughts just now?

Let me explain for whatever deities or demons happen to be listening in right now. I do believe there is a method to my madness.

Aqua and Kazuma had potentially the worst relationship out of us all before my earrings came along. They were constantly at each other’s throats, jeering and playing mean pranks while laughing at the others misfortune. While this turned out to be a long founded love that they both needed to figure out through communication, their barriers were only brought down by the medium of sex! Had I not been able to help them, they would’ve never realised their true feelings!

And that’s what I would need to do for Megumin!

At some point she had developed feelings for Kazuma. I’m not sure what changed, for some reason neither will talk about what exactly happened, but those feelings can’t be locked too far down.

If I can convince our Archwizard to get into bed with my boyfriend once more, then she should be able to realise what she’s missing out on and join us of her own free will! Then she’ll be far less likely to leave our friendship behind, right?

Right?


I walked back into the main lounge that was mostly empty. Only the massive wings of Xara with a few of her friendly succubae cleaning our house were around, with Kazuma napping like Chomusuke in Xara’s lap. She often liked to treat him like this whenever he needed a rest. Her tiny husband, curled up and easily pettable, all while giving him the sweetest of dreams.

Although, right now, his sleep seemed rather unhappy. Fidgeting, tossing, and a deep frown that matched the Queen Succubus that stroked his hair.

“Xara?” I asked, “Everything alright? You seem to be… projecting a bit.”

She was shaken from her thoughts and quickly noticed the effect she was having on our shared man. “Oh, Lucifer! Sorry, my love. I’ll remedy that…” Another clawed hand went through his mind, instantly changing his sleeping mood to happy and popping a boner just as quick. Perhaps an overcorrection, but as the succubae around the room rushed over to tend to him I decided to keep his bed focused. Sitting down on the lounge chair opposite the queen and her flurrying demonic minions.

“Something on your mind?”

She sighed, keeping Kazuma asleep but spreading her legs a little to let her subjects slobber on his engorged member. “Musume. I don’t trust her.”

Ah, right. That makes sense.

I had already explained what had happened last night but throughout it all Xara had questioned me thoroughly. Seeming rather focused on one aspect of the whole thing, “You mean how she wants to make peace with the humans?”

“Hmm, the Queen of the Succubae shouldn’t be this easy to read,” She chuckled half heartedly, sighing once more while stroking Kazuma’s happy drooling head. “Alas, yes. I just can’t get my mind off of her.”

“Isn’t peace something that you want too?” I asked, crossing my legs to ignore the burning loins I had incurred in myself thanks to the blowjob noises.

She nodded, “Indeed, but in my many years on this planet as a member of demonic circles, I have never heard anyone talk about The Demon King’s Daughter’s desire to make amends or even tolerate humanity. I can’t help but feel that the wool has been pulled over that silly king’s eyes because of that daughter of his…”

“I’d be worried too if the information hadn’t come from Iris herself.”

Xara was thoroughly unconvinced. “Sorry, but too many details are sketchy for me to believe the tiny princess. Let us not forget that this all came about because Musume was nearing the end of her life, yet suddenly Iris appears and saves her? Musume has many powers, including hypnosis, and you all lost track of her during an extended fight with her own subordinates.”

My blood went cold for two reasons. Namely the mentioning of hypnosis out of guilt, and the realisation that she had a point. Also, this was a really weird conversation to be having next to sloppy succubus blowjobs.

“Could it not also be true that the whole thing was fabricated by an evil creature trying to live?”

I frowned, seeing her point but also trying to not jump to any conclusions. “Maybe… but, if that was her intention, why not threaten Iris? The King would have surrendered his entire kingdom if his daughter’s life was in danger. There’s much easier ways to go about survival in that situation than planning a whole mysterious coup.”

“A well laid trap? To get inside the human castle by playing the wounded rodent before becoming a roaring beast and killing the species in one swift move?”

She was obviously potentially right, and perhaps we were too positively inclined to believe everything that Musume had told us. But it wasn’t wrong to think that the right thing could happen for monsters, demons, and humankind alike.

“Just answer me this: do you think the Demon King would have risked his daughter like that? Risked everything on a strange plan that requires Musume to lose the fight to a bunch of humans?”

Xara frowned at me before giving a relenting grunt, “Yes, I know, that’s the only flaw in my cynicism and why I’m stuck in the thinking phase…” She huffed a little. It was cute to see her so pouty, though she took it out on Kazuma’s porn riddled mind by making his moans long and drawn out, much to her subject’s happiness.

I watched her work for a little longer, seeing that thunderous cock of his leak a veritable soup bowl of precum onto the succubae licking away before trying to focus myself again.

“Xara… is there another reason you don’t trust her?”

“I counter with this, Mistress Darkness,” said Xara, not even missing a beat to raise the eyebrow at me, “Why do you trust her so much?”

My balance was certainly thrown, “Uh, I don’t fully tr-”

“Why do you trust any of us so much?” She continued, making me almost scared and mostly aroused at her slightly domineering tone, “I am the Queen of the Succubus. There are multiple of my minions-multiple monsters-my girlfriend openly attacked you as a party! Twice! Not to mention the oversized angelic pet you brought us!”

Her exasperated growls seemed to come from a genuine source of confusion, not helped when the queen stood up, abandoning Kazuma to the couch to loom over me on my chair. “Why?! You are the leader of a harem of such massively ‘evil’ proportions, you threaten to overtake the Demon King himself! Yet you, an adventurer who should be slaying all of us on sight, gave us jobs, economic benefits, identities, all for… what?! Why?! Who are you?!”

“I… I…” I stammered, not knowing how to respond to her with the way my blushing mouth simply flapped away, “I… d-did it all for Kazuma?”

The towering inferno of jiggly rage glared at me for a few more moments, then turned back with her scary wings towards my boyfriend. “It is true that he is a special one. And much more accepting of putting that magnificent cock in any hole he deems sexy, regardless of race or species.” She summed him up pretty well there. The napping stud managed to satisfy two demons and an angel just with cock size alone. “But it fails to account for everything. His safety surely still matters to you, yet both Sylvia and Divane remain on your harem’s list. And now you threaten it further by accepting the word of a Demon King’s Daughter. Are you sure this is the only reason for your actions?”

“I…” I wanted to try and brush away the issue again, but knew that this was important for Xara. I had to take a breath and really think about my answer.

“I…really didn’t do it for any special reason.”

“...huh.” said Xara, “I really thought you were building up to something more substantial there.”

“Me too,” I laughed a little with her, “But it’s the truth. I shouldn’t be heralded as some bastion of honour, ever, but especially for this. It really did start as a way to make Kazuma happy that became whims of my own once I got to know everyone. It’s hard not to want the best for another when you’ve had their snake tongue wriggling down your throat.”

“So Musume is, what, just another whim?”

With a shrug I couldn’t lie, “Basically, yes. Can’t you imagine Kazuma taking his massive cock and making the strongest woman in the world mewl to his-?!” I stopped myself before going on a massive rant, even if Xara clearly enjoyed it whenever I did. “B-B-B-But also! When I met her face to face in prison, I kept thinking about if it was Sylvia, Wiz, or you behind those bars. I would have wanted to give you all a chance to be free too.”

After an introspective flap of her wings, Xara nodded at me. “Thank you, Darkness. I appreciate your insight. Though I do wish there was more of an adamantine answer from our leader on the Musume situation… after hearing you speak about it, I will perhaps rest easier in your trust of the daughter.”

“Oh… I-I’m no leader. Kazuma-”

“Is certainly smart, but your compassion clearly runs deeper than even you realise. One does not simply open their home and lives to others on ‘whims’ so easily without being a thoroughly incredible person. I can see why Kazuma chose you now.”

Well, unfortunately, she’s wrong. If she knew about the earrings and what I’ve done with them, no one would ever think of me as anything but pond scum (and I’m also sad to say the thought does make me slightly wet). “He chose us both. The paladin girlfriend and the succubus wife.”

She nodded with a smile, “Though the banner we fly under may be just a large human phallus, I can’t say I’m angry with the results. Apologies for the confrontation. Perhaps I’m just jealous you’ve made more progress than me in my years to co-exist with humanity.”

“S-sorry.”

“Don’t be, I truly appreciate it.” We shared a moment of mutual understanding before one of us ruined it, and for once it wasn’t me. “Though I also enjoy confronting you more than others due to the waves of sexual thrill you get from the encounter.”

My mouth flapped around as quickly as my face turned red, “I-but-you-!”

Before I could mount a real defence, Xara scooped me up from the chair and began taking me over to our shared muse, “Now, what say we get in on this naptime cumshot and let our shared lover truly wake up to a special scene?”

Well, who was I to deny him his prize?

Chapter 98: Crimson Dungeon (Part 1: Megumin's House)

Summary:

Finally reaching the Crimson Demon Clan.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

“Mooom! Daaad! I’m home agaaain!”

Ah, the family home of Megumin. Such a quaint little hovel on the outskirts of the Crimson Demon village. It was as dilapidated as it is loved. Even with the slightly run down look, you can tell it is well looked after.

We had arrived in the Crimson Demon village and came straight here, ignoring the hustle and bustle sounds that had been going on around the main town to instead secure our lodging for the night. Megumin felt a little annoyed that we had to inconvenience her parents so soon after she had spent a week here, but at the suggestion we instead stay at a local inn she threw all notions of parental bonds out the window. Either she loved being a host more than she let on, or Megumin had some bad blood with the innkeeper she didn’t want to let us in on. Either way, staying here again worked out easier, especially as we would need to be hiding the Demon King’s Daughter here.

As Megumin raced up the stairs to find her family, we were all standing around just outside the door awaiting our admission inside.

“Darkness, can you remind Kazuma what we’re doing here?”

“Oi! Don’t start blaming me for YOU not paying attention!”

Of course this was the first thing that was said as soon as we got to the village. I’d be annoyed if I didn’t love them both so much.

“Mom’s home, but apparently Dad and Komekko have gone off for a few days mushroom picking,” Megumin explained as she poked her head through the door again. “Come on in, she’s already brewing some tea for you all.”

“Oh, that was unnecessary. But thank you,” I smiled as we all followed her inside, leaving our shoes by the door and stepping through to the living room. “And she’s okay with us staying here overnight?”

“Of course I am, dear. It’s no trouble to host my daughter’s delightful friends.”

I really need to smack myself for making myself bisexual.

Yuiyui. A woman I had never even thought about beyond a nice woman who birthed Megumin, had bent over me to place a teapot on the table in front of me, getting dangerously close while doing so. Leaning noticeable breasts on my back, and showing off her beautiful face inches from my own, was I attracted to every damn woman now!? Did Kazuma have to deal with the bevy of attractive women surrounding him too? Her soft features looked far younger than her years. If I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought she was Megumin’s older sister, not her mother.

“Th-Th-Thank you…” I squeaked out, trying to not look directly at Yuiyui. I still had to seduce Megumin to our cause, not her mom… stop invading my mind, sexual thoughts, I beg of you…

“Wow! I never noticed how pretty your mom really is, Megumin!” Aqua blurted out with far less care about appearances. “Did you do something different with your hair?”

Yuiyui seemed to appreciate the compliment, placing a hand to her cheek. “My, my! What a charmer your friend is, Megumin! Yes, I have a new hairpin. Thank you for noticing, dear.”

“...What the FUCK is happening?!” The explosion mage barked. “Aqua! Stop flirting with my mom!”

“Would you prefer I flirt with you instead~?”

Damn. Lesbian and confident Aqua was a dangerous blend. She said it so directly I think she was just genuinely asking.

“Y-You were going to explain what we were doing here, Darkness?”

I understand the rapid topic shift, so with a nod I returned to the topic we started outside.

“Okay, so we’re here for a few reasons.” I explained, putting on my best leadership voice, “First, we’re here to watch over Musume. She’ll be arriving at sundown through the same warp point we took, so we have to make sure that the chief and the villagers know not to attack her on sight.”

Yuiyui tilted her head, “Musume?”

“The, uh…” My voice went quiet, “The Demon King’s Daughter, ma’am.”

“W-what? She’s coming here?!”

“Don’t worry, Mom, I already defeated her once!” Megumin proudly boasted, “We struck a deal with her. She’ll be good as long as the King gets to lay his trap for her dad and she can find out if he’s dead or not.”

Yuiyui’s panic was starting to rise however. “Y-you were barely gone a day! What happened in such a short amount of time!?”

“Blame them! They were doing a bunch of shit without me! They became Harem Knights and started a war with the Demon King!”

The fear in Yuiyui disappeared almost instantly. I also, bizarrely, thought I heard the sound of gold coins hitting against each other running through her head loudly.

“Megumin, dear….Please repeat that part?”

The anger the wizard had felt went to fear at her mom’s sudden smile, “Uh…I-I said they started a war with-”

“No, the other part.”

“...they’re Harem Knights now?”

“As in the Harem Knights that can get a lifetime wage from the royals just for getting pregnant with their child?”

Aqua, ever the “helpful” soul around, added, “Actually, we’re the only Harem Knights now! Kazuma’s penis is blessed to have sex by the King himself!” She was proud, but I really thought this was not the time.

“Aqua…”

Standing up abruptly, Yuiyui bowed and left the room very quickly, “Excuse me, would you?” She asked before disappearing without a trace. Leaving all of us to sit there in wonder at what she was doing.

“Anyone else suddenly worried?” my nervous boyfriend asked.

Being the one who was definitely nonplussed about most things, Aqua slurped her hot water and asked, “Hey, why is Musume not staying in prison?”

Kazuma rolled his eyes at her, “Because we’re trying to fake her death. Would it kill you to pay a little bit of attention for once? Cum-for-brains Goddess…”

“Hmhm! The Crimson Demons are so magically overpowered that we can hide even the third strongest creature in the kingdom amongst us!” Megumin haughtily added. I tried to figure out who the other two were before it was her turn to roll her eyes at me, “Obviously she’s after me then the Demon King.”

“R-right…” I smiled awkwardly, “Um, the second thing we need to do is to help Yunyun become next in line for village chief. She’s our friend and it's her dream to take over that responsibility one day for her dad, but right now there’s a lot of candidates for the position.”

Kazuma tilted his head at me, “Yeah, why is that again? I thought Yunyun was basically running unopposed.”

“Everyone got it in their heads that if they’re chief, they can make the town do all kinds of weird, perverted sex things,” Megumin explained with a huff. “For once, I’m in total agreement that we should let the dull lifeless brick known as Yunyun keep her role. I would obviously make for a better chief, but I don’t wanna be tied down to something as boring as a political life. My title is already ‘Slayer of the Demon King’s Daughter’ after all~!”

I couldn’t exactly reveal to everyone that I was technically the reason for the sudden upswing in sexual proclivity around town. It was just an attempt to make Yunyun more accepted and less lonely for Vanir. But, as usual, the repercussions were deeper than I could foresee.

Megumin’s refusal for the perverse was also a concern. Despite the earrings altering her perception to accept that such things were “normal”, it’s clear that her base personality still didn’t care for it. Was I even going to be able to seduce her at all?

“Oi, Darkness.”

Her angry red eyes locked with my scared blue ones and made me jump, “Y-yes?!”

“This tea needs milk.”

“...o-okay? Do you want me to go get some?”

“What? No! You know what I want! I haven’t been able to have some for a whole week!” Megumin growled in a way that truly confused me. “Your milk! Your milk! Give it up already!” Her hand jabbed accusingly towards my boobs.

“Ohh! Good idea! This tea could definitely use some Darkness juice!” Aqua agreed.

“I could never say no to some fresh titty milk myself,” Kazuma added casually but happily.

R-Right. I guess some things do change. It had been a while since we had a good lactation session, I had almost forgotten that we’d “agreed” to milk me everyday for our meals.

With everyone looking at me expectantly, I couldn’t resist unbuckling my armour and letting my chest bounce free. I peeled up the thin black fabric that covered them to release the milk tanks to my three best friends. Somehow this felt far more embarrassing and intimate than it had in the past, perhaps because Megumin was looking at me hungrily now too.

The two cow print stickers that magically held back my milk were ripped off quickly by me, I couldn’t resist the extra layer of pleasure from the pain of the sticker, and instantly my thick milk sacks began dripping white liquid onto the table.

“Finally!” Megumin yelled excitedly, thrusting her mug underneath me. I gave my right breast a squeeze and a sizable amount of liquid shot into the cup, to which my young friend rapidly took back to her mouth and chugged. It was the first I’d ever heard Megumin moan without the context of an explosion, and the wetness in my crotch was growing by the second.

“Mmm~ Fuck, I forgot how good Darkness milk tasted…”

“I like it more from the tap!” grinned Aqua on her approach, ripping off the other sticker and latching her mouth onto it to suck as hard as she could. I couldn’t stop myself from having just a tiny orgasm from my girlfriend’s sudden intimacy.

“Ah! A-Aqua~!”

“Don’t hog it! You’ve had it all week, I want more milk!”

“Oi! I haven’t had my fill yet!”

To think this was the party that had defeated the Demon King’s Daughter.


After our little milk parade, we left Megumin’s house to join the upcoming “town hall meeting”. She explained it was the place where everyone was gathering to reveal and discuss the upcoming trial to decide the chief.

Admittedly, I was happy to be out of there quickly, as Yuiyui had come down from upstairs to see us off in just a negligee.

“See you back here soon, Harem Knights~!” She called out to us, black corset clearly visible under the frighteningly thin red silk she wore, “I’ll be waiting!”

Aqua happily waved back, but Kazuma and I both averted our eyes. Especially with the demonic aura emanating from Megumin towards the both of us. “Think about it and I will kill the both of you...”

“Y-yes!” We squeaked.

So with that mental image, we headed down to the village proper.

I always appreciated the look of the Crimson Demon village. It was rustic and calm, a complete departure from their ridiculous natures. But it was also a window into a homely place where the Demon King’s forces had no influence. No battle scars in the brickwork, no reconstructed third house (that wasn’t from their own doing), just well loved homes from a people strong enough to protect them. It was nice. Even Sylvia’s attack with the Mage Killer had barely dented the aura of calm that surrounded this town.

Of course, their people were different this time around.

The other three didn’t notice it, nor did they comment, but I noticed. Crimson Demons were much more forward with each other now. More open clothing for a start; I saw far more cleavage and topless men than last time. But their attitudes seemed more free too, if only from all the kissing I spotted from the inhabitants as we walked by. Mostly greeting kisses but some seemed to linger on a little too long. I had done a number on this place for sure.

Though as we got into the village proper, it wasn’t just me that had changed this village. The Crimson Demons were also preparing for an evening festival! Stands were being erected, bunting was being strung between houses, and a sense of jovial fun had overtaken them.

As we arrived at the town hall with the giant spire of the bell tower looming over us, I had to say it didn’t seem much different than the rest of the town, if only slightly neglected. Megumin said that most Crimson Demons were “too cool and independent” to attend the majority of town hall meetings, even the chief. Only Yunyun and the occasional drunk seemed to enter the door before today. Which meant the fact almost the whole village was in here was quite the spectacle.

No other words for it, the place was bustling. The seating looked similar to a church’s, pews all lined up in rows facing the front where the chief tried to regain order. But between all the mages yelling at each other or at him there was barely enough sound room to think.

“Order! Would you morons listen to me for once?!!”

“Shut up! You don’t deserve to be chief!”

“Oh, like you do?!”

“If you’re chief then you’d make it legal for you to love your brother!”

“Stop saying that!”

“I’ll kill you!”

Megumin nodded with a weirdly proud smile, “Well, this is going better than I thought it would. I think this might be the best town meeting we’ve ever had.”

“I’d hate to see you guys at your worst,” said Kazuma.

“Megumin! Everyone!” Yelled a voice, quickly rushing over to us ignoring the screaming and chair throwing while her sizable chest bounced in their loose confines. “You guys made it!”

“Of course we did, Yunyun,” I smiled, “We want to be here to support you… whatever this all is.”

“Isn’t this meeting great?!” She beamed, to which Megumin happily nodded. I looked over at Kazuma who gave me the same incredulous look. “You haven’t missed much, but my Dad did announce he’ll be competing to stay as chief as well.”

“Wow, what a scumbag.” Kazuma casually dropped, not realising that Yunyun looked rather hurt, “Er, I mean, h-he’s probably not that bad…?”

“No, it’s alright. I was annoyed by it too, but he has the right to compete in the dungeon as well.”

“Dungeon?”

“Oh! The elders revealed what the final trial is! Pterarn there has the rules list.” She said while pointing to a rather hunched and ghostly looking individual. His gaunt face and shaky legs probably shouldn’t have been walking around, let alone being the one hand out papers to everyone. One more layer of weirdness to the whole event.

He finally got back to us in the back row, and I took one of his papers to look over it.

“A dungeon crawl?”

I handed the paper over to Kazuma after I had finished reading it, with the ghostly man who had just given it to me still being rather uninterested about the whole thing.

“Mhm. That’s how they’re…” He paused to sigh. “...doing the chief decision thing… or whatever…”

As Kazuma handed the paper next in line to Aqua, he lowered an eyebrow. “You sure don’t sound very excited about it.”

“What are you…? …talking about…? I’ve never been…”

We waited more than a reasonable amount of time for him to be done with his sigh.

“...more excited…”

“Well, I for one have to say it’s TOTAL BULLSHIT!” growled Megumin after getting to read the paper, “Dungeons are the one thing I can’t do! This is clearly the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!”

“You had plenty of chances to help Yunyun become chief but you blew all those up too,” Kazuma pointed out much to Megumin’s chagrin, “So whoever wins the dungeon is then chief?”

“It’s the last man standing getting as far into the dungeon as they can.” Yunyun re-explained. “There isn’t much space in the dungeon though, so the guys will get a chance in the morning tomorrow then the girls in the evening.”

I quickly picked the paper up again from where Megumin had thrown it, scanning it for any more details. Anyone was welcome to attend from the village, they would all be starting from the first floor and working downwards. “What happens if there’s more than one winner?”

“Then both the man and the woman become joint chiefs. But it’s unlikely there will be two winners since the dungeon is procedurally generated.”

Kazuma looked absolutely astonished by those words, but I wasn’t really sure why, “What does that mean?”

“And HOW?!”

“We only just learned what it meant too. Basically, each floor will be crafted just before the person enters it. Always randomized based on the instructions we give it.”

Wow, this sounded like some serious magical tech. Like something straight out of the Noise Kingdom prior to its fall to the Mobile Fortress Destroyer.

“It was said a great scientist crafted it far before our time, but it was only activated recently by unknown means. It used to hold the Magic Killer weapon Sylvia used, so she must have entered the code to activate it.”

Kazuma looked away for some reason.

“The village nerd, Hatsunatsu, found it and managed to make it work for us to be a training area. But a lot of us haven’t bothered with it until now.” Megumin continued, “Makes sense the elders would delegate this to the dungeon. We Crimson Demons have a tendency to go all out and break what we want, so why not use a useless training dungeon.”

“Crimson Demons or just you?”

“Shut it, Kazuma.”

Well, that all made sense. So we had to make sure Yunyun got the furthest in the dungeon tomorrow and she would be chief…

Though, this all seemed superfluous. Now that the whole town was here, there was something I could do that no one else could.

I stood up more dramatically than I wanted to and began marching towards the front of the stage, even as my friends asked what I was doing. The town was still arguing, but a few stopped their yelling at the sight of me. Including Yunyun’s dad, who quickly grew a salacious grin.

“Oh, what’s this? Does this beautiful girl wish to greet her chief properly? I won’t say no to a kiss from a blonde hottie~”

“No thank you,” My rejection was quick, for my lips were Kazuma’s only. And Aqua’s. And Luna’s, Sena’s, Xara’s, Sylvia’s, and if the Axel Hearts ever asked - nevermind, I’m a slut. But I still wasn’t going to kiss Yunyun’s dad. “I would like everyone’s attention, please!”

Nothing. Obviously, I knew this would happen, but it was worth a shot.

I had brought one of Chris’s magic items with me. Specifically the pen of ownership, which I hadn’t used much but thought could help here. Writing on my arm, “Crimson Demon’s Attention”, I wasn’t expecting it to work so well. All of them locked eyes with me and dropped the audio in the room to near silence. I really did have their attention, and it was honestly kind of creepy.

“Th-Thank you for listening,” I said, quickly rubbing off the word “attention” to stop the direct staring. “I have some important information for you all that comes straight from King Jeronim himself. Tonight, the Demon King’s Daughter will visit this village-”

“What?!”

“We have to be ready!”

“Didn’t the papers declare her dead?!”

“Do we know what direction she’s attacking fro-?!”

Silence again as I wrote “attention” again. Look, this was important, okay!? I’m sorry this makes me look bad to control a whole village like this! “I apologise, but you must not attack her. This is a diplomatic mission of peace. If all goes well, this could mean the end of the war. I hope you all realise how important this means.” I rubbed off the writing again, and thankfully the peace remained.

“I see…so you expect us to open our borders to the enemy willingly? Why does King Jeronim not take care of the she-beast himself?” Yunyun’s dad was showing more leadership than I’d ever seen from him before.

“Because he is setting a trap for the Demon King. You may have read in today’s paper that Musume was declared dead and her body is to be buried in the wastelands. That is where the King hopes to ambush an enraged Demon King, but in order to do that he needs to hide Musume’s inherent magic signature. In order to do that, we thought this village had enough strength to not only hide her, but also take care of the daughter in case she does betray us.”

That seemed to make them happy. Each boasting about their own strengths to themselves at the praise the King indirectly gave them.

The chief stroked his moustache, “Hmm, very well. And what kind of prize does one get if the daughter DOES happen to… attack?”

“I already defeated her!” Megumin yelled, “You’ll all get sloppy seconds if you try to defeat her! My title is already, ‘Megumin: Destroyer of Demon King Royalty’!” The whole room whined loudly, seemingly wanting to be the one with such a grand moniker.

Still, that brought me to my next point.

“As it is so important… I think it may be best to stop this contest. Wouldn’t it be more normal to just forget the whole dungeon thing and instead arrange a big town vote right here for who you think should be chief?”

There. No fun dungeon game, but I’ll rig the election so Yunyun will win, then we enjoy the festival and show Musume the wonders of humanity in peace with no complications.

“Hmhmhm...”

Uh-oh. I didn’t like the sound of that.

The lights went off in the hall somehow. With only a single spotlight remaining on… the town baker?

“While it IS true that it is totally normal to vote for our leader…I’m afraid I cannot partake in such an event.”

“...eh?”

“For you see… I am totally abnormal!” The baker exclaimed, rudely pointing his finger in my face, “As the Crimson Demon’s topmost baker, I am the hero of this tale! And I must FIGHT for my right to be chief!

I blinked at him, unable to form a response to such nonsense before another spotlight came down.

“Fool! You think yourself the hero?! When the tale is clearly mine to tell!” A dark-haired woman loudly yelled. “I, Abseroth, am the abnormal one! I shall be standing above you all before tomorrow is done!”

“W-Wait a minute!”

Spotlight three and four, “No! I, Furtigard, am the one who shall be chief!”

“It is I, the true protagonist! ”

“Bask in the glory of Jolyne!”

More yelling, more spotlights, more grand Crimson Demon declarations. The only one who didn’t was Yunyun herself, who had wandered over to me with a pen and paper and was asking, “Darkness? Would it be bad to vote for myself?”

Oh no.

Oh Eris, no.

They all think they’re abnormal.

And somehow, ironically, that makes them all semi-immune to the earrings’ suggestions. That must also explain why Megumin still wasn’t a fan of lewd stuff!

They were all going to follow their own whims, and fight each other in the dungeon no matter what. If anything goes wrong, I have no contingency plan to stop them. Only Yunyun was normal enough to follow my normalities…

Why the hell did I think bringing the Demon King’s Daughter here was a good idea!?

Notes:

So, yeah. Sorry for the delay. I've been gone so long that we reached over 500 kudos! Thank you so much everyone!

Life does always find a way to delay fanfics, doesn't it? Ah well, I had to update it on Darkness' birthday so here we are. Hopefully you don't mind a double update for my transgressions. Also I do hope this arc will be considered fun, tis the penultimate storyline of this entire endeavour as it is, yet here I am introducing even MORE women.

Thanks again to 0neSw00dGuy for some editing help. TTFN~

Chapter 99: Crimson Dungeon (Part 2: The Daughter of Evil)

Summary:

Despite all the years keeping her out, Musume enters the Crimson Demon village.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

In the dead of the night sat a lone figure. Meditation had been something her father had taught her to be a better leader. To one day take over his armies. But now it was being used to hide her mana from the world. To hide from him. The humans intended to use her false death as a method to find her father, and then kill him in ambush.

Though she had agreed to it, there was no part of her that believed the strong Demon King to actually fall by such frail human hands.

It was not her fault their plans were so ridiculous. They were silly little things after all.

The longer Musume meditated, the more she thought about the humans. About all the things she was taught to know about them.

“This way. Come now.”

She even continued to stew in her thoughts as the prison door was opened and she was led out by a bevy of armed guards.

She could think about the way that Hans used to talk about them. Food for the slaughter. Amusing for a quick trick, but the more cocky they got by growing their numbers the more they should be culled. He would have hated the Harem Knights.

“Up the stairs.”

Sylvia was once a human herself. She felt jilted by them; apathetic to their plights compared to her own, but never truly wanting their extinction. Wolbach was similar as well. Though she held much more apathy towards the masses, she also found herself reminiscing about specific humans that caught her fancy. The man who lived in the mountain, the exiled prince who still cared for his people, or the little girl who was not afraid of her monstrous form. Wolbach talked a lot about these people in moments of calm in the castle.

There was Daniel, the Troll Lord, who insisted humans need not be wiped out, at least not the idols that he spent so much of the day obsessing over. A fool for sure, but his thought process focusing on the arts and culture of the humans did stick with Musume.

“Use this hood to cover your face.”

Serena was one of Musume’s oldest friends, yet even being a human she did not wish their legacy to live another day. Revenge seeped through every pore of that vile woman’s soul. On more than one occasion she’d expressed intent to be gladly sacrificed upon the completion of humanity’s extinction. Yet she still bothered to play with a young Musume out of her own volition, and would even smuggle candy and treats from the human world for. It was these interactions that initially sparked confusion in the woman.

“The teleport ritual is just outside. Do not attempt to flee. There are multiple catapults and longbows at the ready if you do.”

This confusion only grew with her small chats with Wiz, another former human general. Wiz never seemed comfortable amongst the demons, and when asked why she was fighting on the side of those that sought their destruction, Wiz only ever managed a pained smile before excusing herself. She was only the keeper of the barrier after all. Or was, before the barrier became completely unbreakable…

As for the rest, there had been minimal advancement in her opinion. Beldia was only ever interested in hiding his head in places Musume would sit, rather than talking about anything substantial. Though after father found out, he daren’t even approach her lest he suffer another thousand punishments. Vanir never stood still long enough to chat with, though he did say that the demons would sorely regret the day that their “true” food source was gone. And Angel was gone before Musume had talked with him.

“Right this way. Stand still, please.”

Only her father had any more insight. She’d asked him why they fought the humans, and he’d joked that if they didn’t then the insane Crimson Demons and Axis Cultists would wipe them all out one day. She never did get a real answer from him. Perhaps his cowardice kept him from speaking the truth, or he just didn’t want to reveal anything to his beloved daughter.

But one thing he said always stuck with her. He fought so that, “tomorrow could be a little bit brighter”. A simple concept, one far too vague for a leader of war, yet she knew him well enough that it was probably the closest to the truth she was going to get. She had asked if that meant they could finally go on holiday, but he had laughed and said maybe next year.

Her father had queried why the sudden interest in humans. But just like her father, Musume did not reveal the answer.

How could she have told him about a little girl’s letter to her, begging her to stop the war so her father could come home? The idea of her father in peril sparked such deep empathy in… well, the rest is history now.

Musume had kept her eyes closed during the entire walk up from the castle, but looked upon Iris as the light of the teleport overtook her. The young princess’s pen pal nature with the daughter had been revealed to the world.

But after all that had happened, only her father faced death.

Such was the unfair nature of war.

“Stay well, Musume.”

“Goodbye, Iris.”

And with that, a new sight was to greet her.

“Kazuma! I wanted to hold the sign! I made it!”

“You already said you were going to hit her with it, so no fucking way!”

“I already said I would use my explosion to end her if it came to it, Aqua!”

“Ahh! Megumin! D-Darkness said we shouldn’t antagonise her by bringing up your victory!”

“But you just did, Yunyun! Not me!”

“Noo! You’re right! M-Megumin, protect me!”

“W-Welcome to the Crimson Demon Village…!”

Small, insignificant, and the reason she was in this predicament in the first place. She could have easily wiped these five humans out with a single attack and few would remiss their departure.

And yet…

They were also the reason she had this chance of peace.

So many had died, on both sides, because of the Demon King, the lineage that pumped through Musume’s veins. Yet here she was, free from her shackles, on the chance that tomorrow’s day would be just a little bit brighter.

Humans were a silly lot indeed.

“Hello,” said Musume with a bow, prompting them all to shut up. “Thank you for having me. For now, I’ll be in your care.”


“This is where I’ll be staying…?” As soon as we approached Megumin’s home, Musume asked, “Will it survive the night?”

“It’ll survive whatever you throw at it, Demon.” The eldest daughter of the house growled.

“You say that, but how is she going to get in the front door?” Asked Kazuma.

Yeah… that was going to be a bit of a problem. Musume was nearly the height of the entire house, she’d more likely need to use the house as her pillow rather than enter inside of it. She didn’t seem to agree though. With a click of her tongue that made a puff of fire escape her lips, Musume began… shrinking! The multi-story woman's entire form minimised smoothly downwards, still crossing her arms in her annoyed huffy attitude, but quickly reaching the point where she was only an inch or two taller than me, horns included.

“There, that should suffice.” She said, running a hand through her long silver hair to punctuate her point. “My father gave me many spells and cheat items that can let me do a number of things. Changing my size is of no concern.”

“You mean the same magic that we’re supposed to be hiding?” Kazuma pointed out.

“Erk!” She choked, seemingly forgetting about that part, “I-I will refrain from using magic any further.”

Aqua smugly shook her head, “Using magic to show off is such a demon attitude to have~”

I could feel the irony physically hurt Kazuma before resigning himself to roll his eyes at his show-off goddess girlfriend. Though Megumin was the one that verbally reacted, yelling loudly as she entered her house, “Of course it is! Us Crimson Demons only use the most ground breakingly extravagant magic around! And that is why I, wielder of Explosion Magic, am the greatest Crimson Demon of all!”

“Hm, this little one shows promise,” Musume mused, stroking her chin at Megumin’s loud antics. “I can see why you wish her to become your chief.”

“N-No, that w-would be me…” gulped Yunyun, waving her hand timidly at the daughter.

There was a pause as Musume considered her, only to turn back towards the dwelling. “I truly do not understand humans.”

I made sure to rub the tearful Yunyun’s back as we followed her inside the building.

“Ah~! Kazuma! You caught me from falling down the stairs! I can see why you and those strong muscles are a Harem Knight~!”

Only to find Yuiyui in Musume’s arms.

“I-I am not kidnapping anyone! She leapt into me, I swear!” The daughter quickly defended, dropping the scantily clad mother into Kazuma’s arms who fell into a pile at the weight of an average human mother. “I don’t even know this woman!”

“Mom! What are you doing to Kazuma on the floor?!” Megumin yelled.

She was making her position on the matter rather clear from where I was standing.

“Oh dear, did I hurt you, Mr. Kazuma? Anywhere Yuiyui can… kiss it better?” She mewled, wrapping her arms around his head while edging her lips to his screaming mouth.

“HELP! HELP KAZUMA!” He barked, trying to move his hands away from the lingerie MILF that was literally all over him. Knowing to always follow his commands, I scooped her up and off of him, then helped him off the floor.

Not missing a beat to ignore what had happened, Yuiyui had already turned to Musume. “Thank you for catching me, dear. From what I gather, you are the daughter of the Demon King? And I am to be hosting you for the next few nights?”

“I’ll try not to be a bother,” the strangely polite Musume replied, bowing her head to the mother of the house. “My name is Musume, Daughter of the Demon King. You have a lovely home here. Miss Yuiyui I presume?”

Megumin clicked her tongue quietly, “‘Lovely’? After what she said outside…”

Her mother’s smile never faltered, “Indeed. Now, the rent prices for one of our rooms start at-”

“The King!” I interjected quickly, “The King can be sent a bill for that! I’m sure he can’t complain too much since we are taking care of his most valuable prisoner right now. Er, I mean…”

“No, no, good to know where we stand,” She huffed at me, continuing through the hallway and entering the main lounge without another word. Why’d I say prisoner? That isn’t going to win me any good girl points at all…

We had brought a meal for us all to enjoy on the way back to Megumin’s house. Kazuma had wanted to cook up a classic Japanese meal of yakisoba to show off how humans ate, but Musume told him that was her father’s favourite meal and they ate it all the time. Bizarre as that discovery was, it meant his plan was out of the window, so instead we bought the ingredients for a crab meat hot pot, as more of a “we are one with you” vibe to eat with Musume. The budget would once more be coming out of the King’s wallet, our debt with him just rising and rising after our newest Harem Member had destroyed most of the castle.

Kazuma and Yuiyui set about cooking us our meal in the kitchen, while Aqua, Yunyun, Megumin, and I all sat down around the table with Musume. It was a bit squished, but that was mostly Aqua snuggling up to me and insisting I wrap my arms around her as she used my chest as a pillow, seemingly beginning a nap almost immediately.

But after we sat down, the silence loomed over us. Only the clanging sounds of cooking to accompany the awkward atmosphere.

For all intents and purposes, this could classify as “girl time”.

“S-So, Musume!” I began, trying hard to strike up a conversation. “Um… what do you usually do for fun?”

The white-haired beauty frowned her fanged teeth at me, perhaps having been content with the silence. “If you must know, my father and I used to read a lot together. Though that was many years ago, before he completely disappeared. My last family member, my one guiding light, struck down in the prime of his eternal li- ”

Megumin just rolled her eyes at Musume, “Alright! We get it! Your dad might be dead, change the damn song already!”

“Megumin!”

I was appalled by her manners, but the daughter just chuckled at the brazen verbal attack. “I like you, little one. Very well, I shall refrain from the topic of my father for now. What else would you like to know?”

“Ooh! What’s the coolest magic spell you have?!”

“Hmm, coolest? I believe my father once gave me a cheat spell strong enough to freeze a fire dragon…”

“No-no-no! I mean coolest as in the best! The most dramatic and stylish spell from the Daughter of the Demon King!” The fact these two were bonding this easily disturbed me on multiple levels.

“Ah, well, if that is the case… then I must say my personal favourite spell to cast on my enemies was Demonic Hell Meteor.” Everyone but Megumin gulped at the sadistic thrill that seemed to be flowing through her now as she spoke. “Gathering so many tiny targets in one location, thinking they can overwhelm our castle with numbers. Only to find that the heavens themselves have forsaken them and opened to literally crush their hopes! Then they run as fast as they can but it is often not fast enough…”

Even my masochism can only run so deep. That was a truly horrifying scene she painted, even with a nice look on her face.

But Megumin was unfazed. The little wizard just haughtily sighed at one of the most dangerous women in the world, “Eh. Whatever. That still doesn’t hold a candle to Explosion Magic, but good try.”

How in the world did Kazuma manage all three of us for so long? This was exhausting.

“I’d say you were crazy, but I felt that explosion first hand,” Musume continued to smile more than she ever did at the castle.

“Damn right you did! That spell took down a bunch of your generals too!”

“Hm, you are from the party that caused us all that grief? Well, I’m sure your precious town of Axel would struggle to grow legs and run from my meteors.”

“I’d just blast them from the sky!”

“Now that I’d like to see~”

The pair were grinning evilly at each other. Was this a rival relationship forming, or a strange demonic friendship? Either way, the way dark energy was flowing around both of them was enough for me to put a stop to this now.

“C-Can we please get off this topic!?” I interjected, “I’m worried you’ll want to try this Megumin, but Musume still needs to hide her magic.”

They noticed their dark energy and settled down, Musume apologising but Megumin just flippantly shrugged while sitting back down on the floor.

“I suppose that’s another topic to avoid… for now.” She side eyed her new wizard friend, who smirked back at her. “Was there anything else you’d like to ask me?”

“Cr-Crimson Demons often talk about their deepest desires!” said Yunyun with too much enthusiasm. “What are some of your fetishes, Miss Musume?”

Dear Eris, I forgot I added that to the book of Crimson Demon rules.

“...excuse me?”

“Someone mention fetishes?” Aqua suddenly awoke in my lap, “Darkness has some really funny fetishes! Like how she moans super loudly whenever Kazuma hits her big bottom - !”

“P-Please don’t discuss that in front of the Demon King’s Daughter!”

“Why not? I’m proud of your moans and big bottom!”

Megumin growled at my pouting girl, “If we can’t talk about magic, you can’t talk about sex at the dinner table!”

The Goddess pondered it for a moment, then turned to the Demon, “How about boyfriends or girlfriends then? Ever have someone you love more than anything in the whole wide world?” She punctuated by hugging me tightly, which did make my heart melt a bit.

“Don’t take it too much to heart. She probably just wants money from you again, Darkness,” Megumin warned with a yawn, “How much do you owe to the guild this time anyway?”

Strangely, the defence came not from me or Aqua, but from Musume. “No, the blue-haired fool’s feelings are horrifyingly genuine.” The daughter frowned, a blush painting a streak across her pale nose, “...I felt it far too strongly last night…”

“Ew! Did you steal my feelings, Demon?”

Opening her jagged teeth wide in shock, Musume yelled, “YOU thrust them upon ME! I threw one little insignificant revenge-fueled murder attempt against your King, and you cruelly made my privates feel… weird! Repeatedly!”

“Oh yeah, that did happen.”

“Hang on, ‘weird’? Didn’t you have a mind blowing orgasm beyond all recognition?”

“No,” She crossed her arms, claws thrumming with irritation against her arm. “Whatever an ‘orgasm’ may be, I have far too many defences and tr-”

“WAIT, YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT AN ORGASM IS?!”

“...and on that note, dinner is served,” Kazuma said with no emotion as he and Yuiyui walked in with many bowls of food for us.

-

The rest of the meal went fairly uneventfully. I kept quiet after yelling in disbelief, feeling quite embarrassed and not wanting to humiliate myself further.

As usual, Kazuma’s cooking was truly tasty. His chef skill always manages to make good food with anything we throw at him, but the delicate crab meat paired deliciously with the vegetables that Aqua picked out. Musume enjoyed the human food more than she thought she would, though after having a strangely similar diet I don’t see why she wouldn’t. As a half-demon, she still consumes the negative emotions around her, but also needs to consume food as well.

We also filled in Musume about the contest tomorrow. She seemed intrigued but mostly happy that she wouldn’t be confined to Megumin’s house the entirety of the next few days. There was a wonder if she could have entered the contest herself but Yunyun informed us that non-Crimson Demons could only join as representatives of a Crimson Demon. So if I entered and won, I’d be doing it under the name of Yunyun who would still win. Most Crimson Demons didn’t have nor want outside help, but it was good to know for the future.

After dinner, the plan was to sleep. Yunyun headed home and Musume was to take the living room futon to herself, with everyone else taking shifts to make sure she didn’t try to run away in the middle of the night. Musume said she had to spend some time at full size or else the indigestion would be painful. She promised to just sit outside the sliding door by the living room and meditate, and trying to prove the “prisoner” comment wrong, I allowed it.

Now, Aqua and Kazuma were cleaning up the bowls and taking them to the kitchen while the last of us sat around the table to let our own food digest.

“By the way, did either of you notice how hot some of those Crimson Demon ladies were?” asked my girlfriend.

My boyfriend agreed with no shame, “Fuck yeah. I forgot how huge Arue’s chest was.”

“Oh my god, yesss~ I’d love to suck on those titties while your massive cock fucked them… oh! Do you think we can get a few of them for the harem?!”

“I love the way you think, but we should probably check in with Darkness first…” He took a quick gaze over to me, panting away with my usual thick blush. “Yeah, she’s into it.”

Megumin frowned at all of us. “I’m somewhat used to this from Kazuma, but seeing you two being perverted is so weird. Actually…maybe it’s just Aqua,” She said, looking over at me panting. “What’s so great about being in a harem anyway?”

This was it. This was my chance to seduce Megumin. I shouldn’t waste it.

“A-ARE YOU INTERESTED IN S-S-S-SEX?!”

My hands slamming on the table as I leapt forwards in excitement was, in retrospect, a bad idea. She lurched away from me in fear, possibly worried that I was trying to attack her.

“GUH! Definitely not with that attitude. So uncool,” She frowned at me. That was the problem? “Besides, Kazuma and I… well… ugh, whatever. Doesn’t matter,” A sigh escaped her lips as she placed her chin on her palm and scowled at the nearby wall like it owed her money.

So it was just Kazuma holding her back then? Well in that case, time for Plan N. “Uh, Megumin? It’s normal for the host of a Crimson Demon household to be attentive to their guest’s needs, even going so far as to sleep with a guest!”

“...you trying to get into my old bed, Darkness? No way. You want a nice bed? Then go over to Yunyun’s house tonight.” She frowned, getting up and walking out the living room towards her room.

That didn’t work? She’s shown to be at least a little susceptible to the normalities that have to do with my tits. Must be another “abnormality” anomaly. Oh well, may as well go find out if Aqua is getting ready for bed. I’m getting used to her snoring surprisingly quickly. Plus, snuggling was becoming my new preferred way to sleep. I think Kazuma was supposed to take the first watch of Musume…

-

Kazuma frowned at his cock. Pissing was never easy with a boner.

“Damanit. Guess all that talk of a new Crimson Demon harem member got me horny,” He sighed, having to truly put effort into aiming his massive idol of millions. “There we go… Phew. Still hard, but maybe a quickie with Darkness will solve that particular problem.”

He exited the bathroom only to be grabbed forcefully and dragged into the opposite room. Thrown onto a futon before even realising what was happening.

“Fucking hell! Who’s attacking me?! This better not be another weird fetish, Darkness…”

But it wasn’t Darkness. It wasn’t Aqua, nor Megumin, nor Yunyun. It wasn’t even Musume.

Option F, the scariest one, was the reality Kazuma now faced.

“U-u-uhhm, M-Miss M-Megumin’s M-Mom?!”

“Call me Yuiyui, Kazuma.”

Stepping out from the blanket of shadows was a married woman and a mother to his ex-girlfriend. And she was completely naked, not even wearing loose fitting lingerie anymore. The taller and slightly bustier version of Megumin, looking similar to a version of Tifa with less curves, yet still beautiful in her body. Long raven hair to dance against her shoulder blades, breasts with no sag to renounce any ideas of age, with nicely medium areola to curve around the estate of fullness, and a small tuft of well kept hair below a flat tummy and above a moistened pair of lips.

Yuiyui had only been in about two of his succubus induced dreams over the years. Here she looked even better than what they had provided, but it had often made Kazuma feel gross in the morning.

And yet here he was now.

She smiled, stepping further towards him lying on her marital bed, “I heard your complaint in the bathroom. What kind of host would I be if I didn’t take care of that big, throbbing, painful erection of yours?”

Before he could jump up from the futon, his arms and legs were immediately bound to the floor by the woman’s earth spell. Pinned like a starfish on a surgery table, and freaking the fuck out because of it. “Th-That was a joke! It’s funny, right?!” He whined, trying to pull against the restraints but to no avail. The tent in his pants was not helping his case much. “Ignore what’s happening down there!”

“You are my guest, Mr. Kazuma. As the host, I must attend to your needs, no?” With an elegant lean, she slipped to the floor easily and placed her face against his open thighs. Easily opening his fly to let his cock fly open, a feature that was enjoyed immensely by Aqua but was detrimental to the longevity of his heart at this moment. “Ooh~ You might just be bigger than my husband~ How impressive~”

“W-We don’t have to do this! I have two girlfriends and like a hundred harem members! We can call it quits!”

“Girlfriends you have yet to call out for. Are you perhaps more interested in this older woman than you’re letting on?”

“Urk!”

It was sealed with a kiss. Kazuma’s will and self control had been eroded away by an endless sea of pussy from the last week of his life. He knew he shouldn’t, but a sexy older woman had just prepositioned him… and Crimson Demon hosts did have to take care of their guest’s needs… so this was fine, right?

Besides, the way she was sucking his cock made anything but moans escaping his throat impossible.

The woman was clearly experienced. Yuiyui had already slathered Kazuma’s pole in her spit and used her hand to spread it down from where she was licking. Pumping him while licking his glans in strange new ways he hadn’t experienced before.

Even while pinned to the floor, Kazuma couldn’t deny the erotic feelings coursing through his massive cock. If anything, the hard restriction was making the softness of the MILF that much more pronounced against his frustrated pole.

He really hoped this wouldn’t awaken anything in him.

After several minutes of quiet licking on her marital bed, with only soft glucks of her deepthroat technique to accompany the musical of “Kazuma’s Moans: Volume Regret”, the tempo began to speed up. Yuiyui massaged his pulsing egg sacks deeply, practically pulling his nut from his cock as her throat was destroyed by his member. Soon to be wrecked by yet another byproduct of a blowjob.

“M-Miss MeguMom! I’m about to-!”

Then it all stopped. Stuck right on the precipice of an orgasm, Kazuma felt very unsatisfied even with his cock still lodged in his friend’s mom’s throat. With a strained expression, he looked down to see her eyebrow raised at him. “Gah! F-Fine! Yuiyui! P-Please continue!”

With a smug smile, she did just that, “Hmhmhm~ galk gllp SCHLRP!”

“Grraaahhhhh!!!!” He roared into her, thrusting his hips to get those last few inches past her slurping oesophagus to begin pumping his youthful seed right into her stomach.

The tidal wave wasn’t something Yuiyui was expecting. Though her husband had meat, he had long since delivered such virile and substantial loads. She’d almost forgotten what it felt like to become full off a man’s cream alone. The pulsing and burning meat stuck inside her mouth and provided such an impressive load that she needed to bring it out her mouth just to survive. Letting his cock splurt its salty surprise right over her face. The mother of two blindly aimed his throbbing cockhead at her mouth to get the last few spurts, but it began to dribble into her cleavage as it did.

“Whew~” Kazuma exclaimed, “That… that did feel really good. S-Sorry it was so much, I’m trying to figure out how my cock keeps reloading so quickly lately. I’ve narrowed it down to either a spell Aqua cast while I was sleeping, a spell Xara cast, science experiments by Sylvia, an item from Wiz’s shop, or something Vanir did to sell more fake cocks of mine.”

Kazuma had to admit that it was hot that she was licking his cream from her finger after scooping the dripping mess from her face. “That’s alright dear, seems you’ve had a busy time because of it.”

“Yeah… you can, uh, you let me go now.” He chuckled, still fighting against the spell, “Yuiyui-san? The contract has been fulfilled, I am relieved, right? Right?!”

There was a brief moment where she looked at him, then at his softened member, then with almost no hesitation the woman began jerking Kazuma off right then and there. He groaned at the motion, but could feel himself getting hard by her expert technique. Not helped by a finger that was attempting to enter him from his other end, “WOAH! DARKNESS! HE-MPH!”

“Oh dear, you seem to be hard again, Ka~zu~mah~” She whispered into his panicked and panty stuffed face, “It’s reassuring that a Harem Knight like you is loaded with such large amounts of seed, I’m sure you manage to impregnate almost all the women you get inside. Hm?” Her words freaked him out even more, even while her pussy began rubbing up and down his erection, “Komekko always wanted her own little sister. Think you and your Harem Knight stipend could support us with that?”

Kazuma couldn’t exactly say no in this position. Looking around the room to see a picture of her husband and Yuiyui together. “MM! MMM!!!”

“Hyoizaburo? Oh, he doesn’t mind, dear. We already made the agreement that we’d dedicate our lives to a Harem Knight baby given the chance. That kind of money can easily change a lot of hearts~” She chuckled, making Kazuma’s heart sink. “Our deal means he gets to visit a succubus cafe if I get pregnant with your baby. Besides, Megumin can’t have all the fun with you.”

Welp. There goes any argument he could make to stop this. Kazuma mentally rolled his eyes that once more a woman was using his cock for money rather than actually wanting him… though once more he could sway her heart with sex that blows her mind…

Suddenly, the magic that sealed his hands and feet crumbled to dust. He sat up quickly, still wildly erect but rubbing at his wrists while spitting out the panties. “Pleh! Freedom!”

Of course, that didn’t stop the huge peachy rear waving back and forth in front of him.

“I've been so lonely since my husband left, Kazuma~” She moaned, despite the fact he’d only been gone a day. “Won’t you come over here and show me the ways of a Harem Knight~?”

He glanced at the door. Knowing this woman, she already magically sealed them in the room anyway. But there was still a chance he could escape with the right amount of willpower…


To the naked eye, the stars splattering the night had been perfectly still for hours. Yet Musume still felt a pang of irritation at how fast they were moving. When you stare at anything long enough, even the heavens themselves tend to speed along.

Hours passed by while she was lost in thoughts all alone, silently judging the time the lights above her moved about, the moon especially had a tendency to use that time to glide its bulbous form along the speckled skyline like it owned the damned place.

“Oh, you’re still up.”

Her head turned to see who had greeted her so late into the night, finding the smallest human she’d met since Iris to be yawning at her.

“Indeed, little one. Sleep seems to elude us both?”

“Yeah, Kazuma’s having sex with one of his girls. I heard the moans. He should be done any moment but I can’t have that in my ear one second longer.” Megumin yawned, plopping herself down onto the lip of the landing, right next to the pillar where Musume leaned. “I like your wings, by the way.”

With the brown tattered poncho discarded, Musume was indeed in her full Demon Queen outfit. It felt good to be free of the stifling prison cloth, and really stretch out the pure black crescent wings her father had gifted her. “Thank you, I like your pyjamas.”

“Watch it, I’ve beaten you once and I’ll do it again.” The small fry threatened with a pout and blushing face. Musume noted the similarities to Serena, she couldn’t take a compliment well either.

“I have been meaning to ask: why is it that you do not seem as obsessed with matters of copulation like your compatriots?”

“Hey, I won’t be treated as the weird one here!” growled Megumin defensively, “It used to be just Kazuma who was perverted! Okay, Darkness too, but Aqua was like me! I think? I…” Finding her point getting lost in the constant contradictions, and Musume’s tiny smile irritating as hell, she refocused with a breath and restarted, “Look, it’s not like I’m really against that stuff. I’m not even against my friends all being together. As weird as it is for me, seeing them all happy like that does get me a little curious…” Her huddled stance and blush began up again, “...they didn’t even ask me if I wanted to join their stupid harem… gah! Feel like taking another explosion? Letting one loose should get us both get to sleep!”

Musume just laughed at the small angry human, “Haha! This is my first time having my life threatened as a sleeping aid!”

Calming down at the laughter, Megumin sat back down again, “Fine, maybe tomorrow. But what’s keeping you up?”

After the laugh, her face slowly turned to melancholy again as a long exhale escaped Musume’s jagged teeth, “Well, human, I am trying to figure out how my life got here.”

“...to my house?”

The huge form of pure evil incarnate sighed, shifting around uncomfortably in the grass she sat in, “Basically? Yes. Two weeks ago I was surrounded by my family, my friends, and my demonic people. Now, I am here. Alone with strange humans, with only the stars that shine down on me as familiar company. Yet now I see the dots up there, sensing their happiness at being among their kind, like they are mocking me… bastard stars.” She spat up at the silent lights.

Megumin lowered her eyebrow at the worrying sanity of ultimate power, but tried to stay reasonable, “…well, ignoring that, I can understand being angry when change happens out of your control. Things got really weird back at my home… lots of new people, dynamics, and rooms. I can’t help but feel like I got left behind somewhere along the way.”

“Yes, being left behind is a good way to put it.” The horned head nodded, plucking a few blades of grass from the lawn and letting them float away on the breeze, “At least you still have a home, count yourself lucky there, little wizard.”

Frowning at Musume’s melancholy, and at being called ‘little’ yet again (she finally had her growth spurt recently), Megumin asked, “Come on, you must have somewhere to go, yeah? Besides, I thought we were waiting for the King to confirm if your dad was de-”

“My death was publicised this morning, yet all day I sat in that prison.” Her voice was firm in its beliefs, yet still shaky with emotion, “As egoistic as it may sound, I cannot see a world where he does not unleash the full fury of his armies upon the humans. There was not a single other monster or demon that even attempted to infiltrate the castle. No final surge, no demonic onslaught, I don't even know if anyone even mourned me…” Her arms hugged herself gently as she hunched over with melancholy, “Tomorrow, the news will come from Jeronim that my father never came. Whatever happened to him was either permanent, or not worth including me in.”

A silence overtook them, as Megumin realised this was a deeper issue than she thought she was stepping into. The daughter of the Demon King had become upset about the fate out of her control, and Megumin had no idea how to comfort her.

So all she did was place a hand on her oversized wing and say, “Sooo… what now?”

There was a beat where Musume considered it, an answer unable to be plucked from the air like she so dearly wished, but like she’d been struggling with all night it never appeared, “I do not know. I always felt like I had more time before I would become a ruler, and now I must make harder decisions than my father ever made without his guidance to help me. Peace with humans, negotiating the lands of the world we’ve pillaged, ceasing the wars waged and the bloodshed. And, selfishly, I somehow am most remiss that I do not even have the reward of a peaceful life with my father afterwards to motivate me…”

“Life isn’t something you plan for that rigidly. If you always focus on what’s going to happen, you miss out on the journey to get there, and are way more easily thrown off from your path.”

“How wise, for someone so young…” Musume blinked in surprise.

“Hey! I’m eighteen, y’know! That’s an adult in human years, ya dumb sheltered princess.”

“Oh? Big talk from an ‘adult’ clearly unable to follow her own advice. What was that about feeling ‘left out’ by changes in your own house?”

She clicked her tongue at the demon pointing at her, “Tch… I hate that you have a point…”

“Two birds of a feather I suppose… and perhaps, if I am to rebuild my kingdom properly, I need to do what my father did and surround myself with like-minded souls for my generals.”

The way Musume was looking at Megumin made her pause. The winds shifted their attack patterns to make her feel a push against her back. “...what are you implying?”

“How would you like a job?”

Notes:

Apologies for the slightly lengthy set up, trust when I say there's a LOT of ero-dungeon content on the horizon lol. (Also if anyone has any suggestions for sexy dungeon traps they really wanna see then let me know, still some wiggle room for what's included!)

Chapter 100: Crimson Dungeon (Part 3: The Men's Best Attempt)

Summary:

Chapter 100 baybbbeeeeeee

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

We left for the dungeon the next morning feeling refreshed and ready to go.

Well, most of us were.

“Kazuma? Why do you look so tired?” I asked. The pale and gaunt form of my boyfriend was not exactly a reassuring sight for the battle we were about to commit to. It wasn’t even Aqua this time, as we’d pretty conclusively been in each other’s arms all night after I’d fingered her to orgasm. “Did you not change watch with anyone for Musume?”

“Nnnn….” He groaned, barely able to keep his eyes open.

“Blonde.”

My eyes were doing something far different, as the voice of Musume made them bolt open. “Ah! Y-yeah?”

“I wanted to thank you for having no one watch me like a prisoner all night,” She said, no smile on her face but almost looking at me with respect, “It felt… nice to be respected in my choice to stay. I’m sure the King would have preferred you have multiple guards watching me, but I shall remember your choice to trust me.”

“N-no problem…” I gulped, daren’t not stating the plan Kazuma apparently failed with.

The tall woman nodded and then turned on her heel, walking towards Megumin and Aqua who were waiting for us at the end of the path. As she left I could feel myself breathe again, looking back at my genius boyfriend still struggling to hold his head up.

With a slight exhale and a smile I couldn’t deny, I quickly knelt down in front of him. “Not sure what happened, but you deserve a treat. Can I give you a lift for now?”

“...y’shure?”

“You’re as light as a feather to me,” I replied, and after another moment to consider it he shrugged and climbed onto my back. Our journey towards the dungeon starting once more, though now with a lot more hair sniffing on his part. “Feel free to grope me while you’re riding me, Kazuma.” He did thusly. "Mmn, th-that’s better." Genuinely. For both stability and the loneliness my chest felt whenever he wasn’t feeling me up.

“Thnks, Drknss…” He mumbled into my back, settling in to me while I walked us towards the others, “...hey, maybe we can stay somewhere other than Megumin’s tonight?”

“Oh? Want a little alone time? Just us and Aqua.”

“Sounds good… I just… don’t want to go back…” He had gotten almost to a terrified hiss with his voice back there. What happened last night? Did he get into an argument with Megumin that freaked him out or something?

I’ll have to reassure him when I get the chance… “...sexually, of course…”

“Hm?”

“Oh… I said that out loud…”

I quickly caught up to the others. Aqua complained she wanted a ride too, but I just promised my back to her on the way home. Megumin huffed, Musume seemed nonplussed, and after a brief jaunt through town we'd soon arrived at the dungeon.

The tall expanse of futuristic metal that rose to the heavens above us was always a marvel to see. I’d previously known it as the ‘secret facility’, a name used by the Crimson Demons during the tour of the area, despite the name 'secret' they had been very proud of having something so ‘cool’ in their village and shared it often.

Kazuma had also been dragged here before by Sylvia during her raid for the Mage Killer, but even he had to admit that seeing it in this new state was impressive. It had been rebuilt somewhat after Sylvia crashed through the top of the jagged metal, now adjourned with plenty of dark arts/'badass' paraphernalia, sporting a big new banner that said ‘CRIMSON DUNGEON’ in big red and black letters. Outside was a bustle of villagers all walking towards the large entrance, chatting away about their chances or kissing each other for greetings.

What really caught my eye was the vendors. About four different stalls were set up for different reasons. Drinks, merchandise, a betting booth… and a food booth being run by a very familiar giant snake.

“Luminara! What are you doing here?”

Her ears perked cutely on my voice, and her smile went wide when she saw both me and Kazuma approach, “Darkness! Kazuma! You made it! Look look look, The Snakery Bakery is in business!” She proudly announced. Posing for us wearing her cute muffin hat and frilly white apron that struggled to contain her ample chest.

“Eyy, nice job. The food smells great.” said Kazuma from my back.

“Thanks! Sales are going really well~ I met Yunyun when she came to your house looking for you, and I offered to help feed the masses with my new business!” She beamed, using her tail as a long extremity to hand Kazuma a muffin from the table, “Fafy is helping cook too. We’re still small, this stall is all the location I can afford right now, but we’ll also be at the festival later! Oh, I think the rest of the monster gang is coming too! Minus, uh… you know who.”

Right, Sylvia probably wanted to avoid the town for a while.

Which is almost ironic considering the Demon King’s Daughter was leaning over my shoulder right now to inspect.

“You, snake girl.”

“Um, get it right, please. It’s Luminara, of The Snakery. Bakery.” She was probably a bit too proud of the name to be sassing the daughter of evil like that. Perhaps the Crimson Demons were wearing off on her.

“You are selling to humans without fear of being slain by adventurers?” Musume frowned, looking genuinely confused, “How is this possible?”

“When my unlooped snake donuts taste this good, it doesn’t matter who sells it!” She said with a smile before grabbing a cup of food and wriggling it at Musume. Wow, so she broke a donut into one long snake-like pastry. How thematic!

Kazuma couldn’t help but comment under his breath, “That’s just a churro…”

The answer didn’t seem to satisfy Musume at all, instead turning around to see two Crimson Demon men chatting away while consuming some snake donuts. “You! Human scum! Answer me, do you accept this mon-!”

“Hey! Only the beautiful Soketto is allowed to call me scum! Who the hell are you?!” barked the man with the purple scarf.

“Hmm, is this the Demon King’s daughter we were told would be arriving?” Asked his friend, scratching at his thick black beard. His eyes were narrow, and a strange tension arose from the two as they studied Musume. She paused briefly, trying to gauge if this was a threatening aura or not.

Purple scarf snapped his fingers, “Oh yeah! The one Megumin already beat!”

“...what?”

The bearded man nodded, “Yeah, that’s the one. Guess we can ignore her then.” He surmised as the pair turned away from the ultimate evil, “I can’t believe she’s running around like she’s hot shit after being beaten by the explosion freak.”

I quickly dropped Kazuma on the floor and bearhugged a rabid Megumin before she could make the situation any worse. But there was little I could do about the twitch in Musume’s eye. “You… you think I am worthless, yet you do not wish to test yourself against my mettle?!”

“Nah, everyone knows your first defeat is the only one that matters.” Shrugged purple scarf, “Besides, I have to save my strength for the dungeon! That way I can become chief and make Soketto my bride!”

“You are such a perv,” His friend sighed, “Besides, the title will obviously be falling to me! Stuckapo: Crimson Demon Chief/Baker has a nice ring to it! Much better than ‘second person to beat the Demon King’s Daughter’! HAHAHA!”

“HA! Good one! Let’s get out of here before we accidentally defeat Megumin’s sloppy seconds with our manly aura!”

They laughed loudly down the path towards the dungeon. Leaving us to nervously approach the twitching anger ball capable of levelling the whole town to dust with her fire breath. “Uh… M-Musume-chan? Normally you wouldn’t kill everyone over that, right?” A stab in the dark if that would work, but every little helps.

It took a minute of intense calming breaths for her to respond. During which time a small amount of purple energy seemed to escape her murmuring rage filled mouth, “...I understand I must not even use the lowest form of magic… but a small curse upon those two fools just happened to spill out of me…”

“W-what does it do?”

“It makes both of their tongues fail to rest peacefully in their mouths.”

That made all four of us shudder. “Cruel… but fair.” said Megumin.


BBBZZAART!!!

KKKCRACKKOOMMM!!!!

FWASH! FWASH! FWASH! FWASH!

“AAHHHHH!!!! JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!”

This… this was really a sight. I don’t think I’ve ever seen Crimson Demons struggle so much.

The inside of the secret building added to the arena vibes the outside had been ramping up towards. A dungeon entrance leading downwards was in the centre of a large ring of quickly constructed wooden seats. Rows of benches for onlookers to gaze upon the single cave entrance would certainly be a foolish sight, if not for the large magical projectors showing what was happening inside the dungeon from different angles.

And the absolute destruction that was being made of the Crimson Demons.

The men of the village had already been sent inside after a quick introduction by the chief. The idea being that there would be a dungeon level of monsters to defeat, each monster defeated would earn you a point, and whoever could make it to the end would gain three additional points. Once everyone was either defeated or victorious, the next layer of the dungeon would be constructed and the process would repeat, with the highest point score being the winner and chief. It was a fairly long and tedious process where each man had to have their own introduction before joining the centre ring, so it was already midday by the time anyone had been sent in. At least Luminara and Fafy had made bank with their snacks though. Kazuma had also been offered a spot in the men’s group, but denied it since it would only be beaten by Yunyun’s score anyway.

After entering the cave though, it was clear the instructions to the engineer ‘put it on maximum difficulty’ may have been a tad too far. The highest level monsters I’d ever seen had been constructed and blocked the way for the spell casters. We’re talking 20ft tall pig demons, practically immune to magic, and able to slam a man against the wall with just the pressure of swinging its humongous club.

And that was just one monster.

We’d watched an absolute bloodbath of terror from the male’s side. I had gotten jealous several times while imagining myself getting slammed into walls by snakes or ripped apart by dogs.

Thankfully my blue haired Goddess was able to quickly lend a hand and begin reviving the many, MANY, males being carted out from the dungeon’s entrance.

Not a single point had been scored after two hours of fighting.

“I cannot believe these were the warriors causing my father so many issues,” Musume commented after another pile of men was shot from the dungeon. “They cannot even defeat one monster?”

“I-I’m sure they tried their best…” Said Yunyun, who had saved us all seats at the front, much to Megumin’s chagrin. “It does make me a little nervous though, how strong are those fake monsters…?”

“If any of them had learned explosion, this would never have happened!”

“You do realise that we’d still be dealing with a fuck ton of corpses from all the idiots using explosion in a confined space, right?” Kazuma and Megumin locked angry eyes again briefly, but she didn’t have enough of a retort to actually sass back.

I decided to actually try and calm the poor girl, “Yunyun, could we try and convince your dad to call it off? If no man has managed to earn a point, I fail to see how harming all the wom-”

“Bukkororii has earned three points!”

Our heads all spun around to see the man who had grilled Musume earlier standing in the end zone of the dungeon.

“I did it!” He exclaimed loudly, pumping his arms victoriously in the air repeatedly, “My genius plan to sneak by the competition for three easy points worked perfectly! The Crimson Demon Son-of-the-Shoe-Shop-Owner will soon be the leader of the whole damned village! HAHAHA!”

This was not a revelation anyone seemed happy about.

“No!” Yunyun exclaimed, hands on her face in panic, “Anyone but him!”

Her rival nodded with concern, “Ugh, seriously. Bukkororii is known for being the laziest perverted jerk in the whole village whenever Kazuma’s not visiting.”

“Oi.”

My hands continued to coddle our friend, “D-don’t worry, Yunyun. I’m sure someone can beat his score!”

“ALL CRIMSON DEMONS DEFEATED! BUKKORORII IS VICTORIOUS!”

Ah, well that was a bit of a nail in that proverbial coffin. Yunyun’s face was in her hands, “Well… I’m sure you could still beat his score!”

She turned to me with huge watery eyes, “B-but then I have to marry him!”

Oh, right. That… is not… great…

His big lecherous grin was plastered all over the screen, and he was currently doing a strange victory dance where he humped the air for fun.

“Uh, perhaps I’ll try and talk to someone about it?”


There was no talking to any of these animals.

Even normalities did nothing. Trying to make it normal for Bukkororii to give up the points didn’t work, he was too excited to either marry Soketto or, as a consolation prize, Yunyun. Trying to force a redo of the men’s portion where Kazuma can participate didn’t work, mostly because the men were all super injured. And trying to start a democratic election again REALLY didn’t work. The only hope I had now was to find the one controlling the dungeon and try to at least lower the difficulty. Maybe if multiple women win more points than Bukkororii then I can convince there to be a redo on the male side? Or have Yunyun marry a woman, that’d probably be easier.

I cautiously made my way through the labyrinthine corridors of the futuristic science lab, the hum of machinery and the crackle of magical energy filling the air. Panels had been ripped out of the walls, wires and potions littered the space, all seemingly leading up to a single point in the back of the room.

At first, my attention was drawn to the intricate machinery that lined the walls, but as I looked closer, I caught sight of a woman’s silhouette amidst the chaos. The figure was hunched in a chair while smacking a weird rectangle in front of a magical viewing screen. She wore scientist robes adorned with pockets and pouches, and a pair of large, round glasses perched on her nose, reflecting the glow of the magical apparatuses around her. Her black hair was tied back in a ponytail, swaying gently behind her as she worked.

My feet approached slowly, as delicate as crusader feet could, “Um, hello?” I asked openly to no response, “Excuse me?”

Despite the dim turquoise lighting, I could see that she had a medium-sized body, her lab coat revealing a hint of scruffy red clothes underneath. There was an air of determination about her, a sense of focus beyond my abilities as she tinkered with the rectangle with deft precision.

“M-miss?” I repeated, just barely grazing her shoulder with my hand.

Suddenly, finally realising my presence, she straightened up and shot out of her chair. For a moment, there was a tense silence between us, broken only by the gentle hum of the machinery.

Then, without warning, she turned dramatically to face me, her expression hidden behind her glasses other than a broad smirk. I braced myself for a traditional Crimson Demon greeting, but to my surprise, she remained silent, her lips pressed together in a determined line.

The quiet continued to drone on, growing in awkwardness as I expected her to say… well, anything.

How was I supposed to respond to the silent standoff? Was this some sort of test?

As the seconds stretched on, I couldn't help but ask, “...hello? Can you speak?”

“Ah! I forgot to say anything again!” The woman gasped, shocking herself at her lack of verbosity, “Man, my intro was so good too! Gahh! That’s frustrating.”

“...you forgot to say your intro?” Thank Eris.

“Yeah, happens all the time. People think it’s because I get too lost in my own head. ‘When your head is stuck in the clouds the rest of your body doesn’t always know how to act’ is what my mom would say.” She sighed a jovial sigh, hands in pockets, she was taking this all rather well. “Anyway, I won’t redo it in full, but you may call me Saikomiko! Technology expert and female NEET of the Crimson Demons! What can I do for you?”

“Technology expert? Oh! You’re the one who fixed the dungeon!”

She beamed a pleasant row of teeth at my realisation, “That’s me! The creator has always been an obsession of mine. I mean, he freaking created us! His abilities far exceed my own, but I’ve studied all his works to finally be able to control this dungeon for the betterment of my village, yep!”

I nodded at Saikomiko’s resolution. To be able to do all of this must have taken some sort of genius grade mind, so it was good that she had an honourable head on her shoulders.

The scientist leaned up against her work desk, “Let me guess, you figured out I rigged it for Bukkororii to win, right?”

“Y-you did?!”

Her eyes went wide yet, her lips went tight, and she said nothing. Had I the capability to read her mind I’d assume she’s regretting getting her thoughts and words mixed up again. Maybe ‘genius’ was a bit of a strong word.

“Does the contest need to be redone? This is for the fate of your whole village. Please use your mouth to speak.”

“Mouth! Thanks, and no. Crimson Demons aren’t against cheating, as long as it was for the right reasons or done to do something cool. Winning the contest definitely classifies.” Saikomiko shrugged, “Besides, if that fool wins he said he’ll let me run science experiments on people! Guinea pigs for new dungeon layouts! Pushing technology to its limit, just like the creator dreamed! Imagine the strength of the Crimson Demons after just a few decades of controlled breeding and genetic manipulation!”

I think I liked her more when this was all inside her head.

“F-first of all, please give me your contact details so I can volunteer for the torturous experiments in the future,” I coughed into my hand, thankfully Kazuma isn’t around to hear this, “Secondly, if you’re to be bought so easily, can I ask you to make sure Yunyun wins the next round?”

“No can do. Bukkororii wants Soketto, the fortune teller, to win, so that she can be his queen. My hands are tied, strange non-Crimson Demon lady.” She said while turning away from me, returning to her chair and rectangle.

“Right…”

Of course it wouldn’t be that easy.

I walked up slowly and stood behind her while she tapped away on her rectangle. The lines of green words across the screen meaning absolutely nothing to me, and with how many numbers there were I think I’d have to use the earrings just to make my brain understand.

Something I occasionally forget is that I have two earrings. The power to change reality is often the easiest solution, but I can also use the other ear to not have to worry about my actions.

Like reaching around the chair and taking Saikomiko’s large breasts in my hands.

“Mm,” She still feels it, even through her thick red sweater. Not to brag but my tit massage skills have really bloomed this last week, the glorious mounds of my friends have trained me to squeeze these heavenly science melons with expert precision, and getting to feel Saikomiko’s nipples slowly harden through her top was heavenly. “Th-this won’t change my opinion, you know.”

“I assumed,” I hummed into her ear before nibbling at it, if nothing else this was rather cathartic, but I also needed to change how things were going before the next round of the dungeon, “Hmm, if I said you normally wanted to be in the Harem Knight Kazuma’s harem, what would you say?”

“W-who’s Kazuma?”

“Oh, he’s my boyfriend… he’s over there.” I gestured to the second viewing portal she had open, one showing the outside of the dungeon where the viewers were sitting. After a quick point at him she seemed to consider it.

Her typing had slowed down considerably as my groping distraction worked its magic, “Right… so he’s the one the other blonde lady was talking about…”

“Wait, who?”

“A-a member of his fanclub. Managed to rope D-Dondoko and Funifurahhh~ i-into it before she was chased out of the v-village…” How the hell did Cecily’s reach extend all the way here?! Though, having some members of Kazuma’s fanclub in every city is kinda hot… “A-anyway, sorry but Saikomiko is far t-too unique and original to be tied down to what is ‘normal’... though, if he wanted to approach me, I may say y-yes.”

Okay. Cecily aside, we’re actually getting somewhere. They aren’t actually immune to the earrings, just psychologically incapable of being normal. This is good experiment time for Megumin too. I could be remiss about my actions but, to be fair, she is planning on doing much worse to the populace.

“You may think you’re abnormal, but your body can’t be so easily swayed,” I purred, enjoying the sizable tits a bit too much. Taking her poking nubbins in between my fingers hard enough to make her gasp, “Ohh, I’m so sure that these nice nipples are normally your weak spot, right?”

The red face she was fighting off grew much more crimson while she had to grit her teeth through the drool leaking from her mouth.

I’m sure she wanted to say ‘yes’ if she could remember to speak, but right now she was focused on letting me do what I wanted to her body. “You know, I can relate to you, Saikomiko. Sometimes I get so horny my head feels too full to speak as well. Normally your head is just swimming in dirty scientific breakthroughs, isn’t it?”

Saikomiko leaning her head against me the deeper I squeezed her vast chest. The smell of womanly juices beginning to stain the air between us, and she had no defence against me lifting her thick cotton top up to uncover those sweet bouncy breasts underneath. Scooping them out her bra to deeply pinch and manipulate the Crimson Demon’s nipples. Her breasts were bigger than Aqua’s but not as large as Luna’s. I’m sure being a NEET has kept her exercise levels down, so this fatty tissue was able to grow nice and soft for my fingers. With her now twitching pink areola taking up a not-insignificant portion of the surface area, perfect for me to play-

“THE FEMALE ROUND OF THE DUNGEON CONTEST WILL BEGIN IN FIVE MINUTES!”

Crap! Ran out of time getting distracted by Saikomiko’s huge tits! I need to get back down there or else they’ll be without a tank in the battle!

“Look, Saikomiko. You’d normally think my groping felt absolutely amazing right? Please remember to speak!”

“Nnnn…” Her tone seemed happy, though her eyes towards mine seemed hungry, “Not normal… but yes. That was a-amazing…”

“Good, so you’d normally want more, right?” Her chair quickly spun around to let the bare chested scientist leap up and into my arms, forcing her tits against mine as we briefly locked lips, “Mm! H-hold on! I have to go down and go into your dungeon!”

“No. Stay here and grope me more, blonde lady.”

The temptation was strong, but my honour to help my friends was too strong. “It’s Darkness. And I’ll come play with you again, IF you help me get Yunyun to victory this time.”

The woman groaned, and not from pleasure this time, “But she’s so la~ame! That boring loner would never let me fuse eagle wings to someone’s back…”

I was running out of time, I had to get back down to the main stage before I forfeit my chance to go into the dungeon. “Just… Please help! I know deep down you all think that Yunyun would do a good job! And keep thinking of the pleasure me and my big dicked boyfriend can give you!” I yelled while rushing out the lab and down through the labyrinth.

Hopefully Saikomiko will do the right thing, there’s only so much mental pushing I can accomplish with Crimson Demons.


After the blonde hottie left, the scientist sat in steamy need. Thrumming her long fingers against the desk.

The problem with frustration is it often spirals into more frustration before you can deter its warpath.

Having to type with one hand while you pinch your nipple with the other, for example. Or the fact your hand isn’t as pleasurable as the blonde lady’s expert teasing, and your favourite panties and chair are now permanently stained by your love liquid…

Saikomiko’s mind was having trouble focusing on importing the dungeon’s many challenges. So many huge enemies, she wondered what their cocks would feel like? The epic toughness of the pig demon she loved to summon now felt superfluous to the size and shape of what his demonic cock might be like. As she searched the files, ignoring her work briefly, she was heavily disappointed to find the pig sported a completely smooth crotch under the brown loincloth it wore. Constructs.

It was here where her mind birthed two ideas.

One idea was little too focused on Darkness’ words of ‘big dicked boyfriend’. A man whose cock had a fanclub… what was the size? The shape? The taste? The obsession in Saikomiko’s mind began building as wildly as some of her biggest inventions.

But the second idea remembered the creator’s secret ‘hidden_ero-dungeon_file.exe’.

Notes:

For the 100th chapter we a completely new character?! Let's see how Saikomiko shakes things up!

Fans of 100 Gfs will notice I stole the design of Adult Kusui wholesale. This was not some meta-decision as it is the 100th chapter, she just is who I think about now when I picture 'sexy scientist'.

Chapter 101: Crimson Dungeon (Part 4: Entering the Dungeon)

Summary:

Did Darkness' talk with Saikomiko change anything?

Chapter Text

When I got back down to the main space, the final words were being said by the chief. There were about fifteen females in a row, all the Crimson Demons who hadn’t given up at the sight of the male’s attempts. Most of them looked like members of Megumin’s school that she introduced in our previous visit, including the two that were apparently part of Kazuma’s cock’s fanclub. Either way, I made it just in time, with all of us standing behind Yunyun in the lineup of applicants as we were part of her ‘team’.

“Kazuma!” I whispered, “They let you enter in the girl’s group?”

He turned to me yet still looked quite sheepish, “Yeah… I yelled at the guy in charge accusing him of being worried I’d upstage the Crimson Demons and got heavily laughed at by a lot of people. I think they let me in out of pity more than anything.”

That’s a relief. Not the laughter, just that I always feel better having him around when things go awry.

I was surprised to see that Megumin had decided to join us in the dungeon, though with the way she was marvelling at the enemies the men faced I can already guess as to why. I’ll just have to make it normal that the dungeon can survive at least one of her explosions…

The real kicker was who was in front of Aqua in the lineup. “Kazuma? Why is Musume joining…?”

“She got laughed at too, now she refuses to back down.”

“Ah.”

I could now hear the mutters of rage emitting from the Demon King’s Daughter, not helped that it was Bukkororii who won the last round. I suppose I shouldn’t be shocked, but I’ll have to remind her to avoid using her magic as much as possible. She at least kept her size down, so she was still only a little bit taller than me, but still it was a worry. At least she won’t get hurt down there…

In the front of the group of us was Yunyun with Megumin, the latter of which had overheard Aqua and Kazuma talking.

"Kazuma, Kazuma! Do you think these Crimson Demon girls are pretty?"

"This isn't a girlfriend trap is i-?"

"I think we should ask some of them to join the harem!" Aqua quickly interrupted, "I'd love to have some of them in between my legs!"

Kazuma was close to crying, "Thank you God, for letting me have such cool and slutty girlfriends!"

As Aqua whined about him not praising the Goddess in front of him, Megumin was getting annoyed. Tapping Yunyun on the back to whipser. “Psst, Yunyun,” The taller, bustier demon shuffled quickly over to her rival. Never having been whispered to before, she was excited to see if it was a friendly secret being shared by Megumin, “I think these idiots want to envelop some of the village into their dumb harem. Now, you’re pretty plain and normal, right?”

“P-plain?!”

“Yeah, plain, boring, uninspired. We all assumed that’s your whole Crimson Demon thing since you don’t like making grand dramatic speeches.” Megumin casually tore into her associate’s feelings like they were vines by a temple entrance. “So you’d never do anything as bold as joining a harem, right? You don’t really wanna have sex with Kazuma, riiight?”

The ‘boring’ girl that wanted to spit out some defence had a fairly average reaction of going very red faced at the notion of sex. Her words stumbled on themselves until all the babble just poured out of her mouth unformed.

Megumin was happy with this result, “There ya go. Neither of us will be joining Darkness’ harem. I think I can trust you here.”

That actually did strike a chord with Yunyun.

Trust? A shared goal? Perhaps friendship could even blossom in the rival battlefield! Though the elated Yunyun now had some confirmed friends in the village, she hadn’t been able to get Megumin to admit as much herself, always managing to avoid answering somehow… which was something that the greedy Yunyun definitely wanted. A no or preferable yes answer to their friendship. But with this, there would be no way Megumin could reject her question! She’d prove her loyalty to Megumin, and all she had to do was avoid joining a harem!

As the chief finished his speech we all began marching towards the single door in the arena, walking down the set of stairs inside to the dungeon below.

I also got to jump ahead in front of Musume to ask Yunyun something I'd been meaning to ask.

“Oh yeah, Yunyun!” I said while we entered the main doorway, “I’ve been meaning to ask if you wanted to join our harem.”

They looked at each other intensely, daggers being thrown at the awkward one, an attempted psychic conversation taking place so loudly that bothered the nearby Svobena. With a shuffle and pulling of her skirt, Yunyun defiantly stood her ground with a smile, “D-Darkness! My answer is n-!”

“Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to add that your position would be ‘Official Friend’ of the harem, as a way of saying thanks to you. Basically guaranteeing that the hundred plus women we’ve added will all be your friends. If that appe-”

“YES! MY ANSWER IS YES! YES I’LL JOIN ANYTHING YES!”

Her eyes were shining so brightly that I had to wince a little. Gently petting the shorter happy girl’s head as she leapt into my arms, “That’s good to hear. I’m sure everyone will be thrilled to have you as a friend… man, Vanir’s probably gonna kick me so hard for not thinking about this earlier… Nn…”

Yunyun stayed close to me after that, looking repeatedly in my direction, though specifically towards my chest. I couldn't really say I wasn't doing something similar with her wizard melons, and it was nice to see my normalities still effect the relatively average girl. Weirdly, Megumin had started walking quite a bit ahead of us after that and we were struggling to keep up with her down into the dungeon.

The walkway leading down looked much more like the lab of Saikomiko than the stony dungeon door that had let us in. Walls of pale grey metal, separated into a series of perfect squares with a blue light occasionally illuminating the cracks between. The light danced around the black lines, as if a very quick glow-worm was darting all around us. Even just walking on the metallic stairs was strange, loud clacks of the large group echoing around the tight corridor downwards gave a very eerie vibe with every step.

Reaching the bottom, we were greeted with a strange sight. It was another empty room, roughly the size of my bedroom, with more metallic squares surrounding us at every angle… until the opposite wall. The science vibe that had brought us here ended right there, with a very classic looking dungeon entrance: moss covered stone, simple brown wooden door, it had it all. The video did seem to look more like a proper dungeon than the stairs indicated, but it still looked bizarre to have such an old and new looking dichotomy in one room.

“YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO PREPARE BEFORE YOU MUST ENTER THE DOOR.”

The groups of Crimson Demons all paired off, quickly talking about strategy and team ups while the six of us grouped up to do something similar.

“Look, no matter how big the enemy is, no matter how unbeatable, just remember to protect each other. That means the usual priorities, Aqua on healing, Darkness on defence, Megumin explodes anyone that looks like the final boss, and Yunyun is DPS, got it?”

Though everyone nodded, one was left out, “And me?”

“Right… the daughter of the Demon King is with us…” He mumbled, trying to think quickly, “Are you… good… at… anything?”

The white haired demon took rather a lot of offence at that, “Excuse you! My skills are as diverse as they are overpowered! I could easily sweep through this whole dungeon solo, yet you cannot find a place for me on this paltry excuse for a team?! What is YOUR role in all this?!”

“M-my role is to coordinate the team from behind!”

Musume clicked her tongue, “A placement for a coward. Surely as the royal member of this squad, the one that has led armies to battle and overthrown entire kingdoms, should take point, hm?!”

“Yeah! Let’s follow the huge cool looking demon into battle!” cheered Megumin a bit too enthusiastically, “Let’s have a leader that doesn’t die randomly to a kobold!”

“Oi… that was one time…”

Aqua latched her arms around him quickly, “Don’t worry, Kazuma! We’ll keep your squishy body safe and sound! Leave it to us!”

“As m-much as I like that…” He seemed to be growing more upset by the second, but less about being touched by Aqua’s gesture and more a fear on his face about the monsters we were about to fight, “You s-shouldn’t protect m-me-though I won’t stop you! But… you should all focus on getting Yunyun through this-but if you want to keep me alive, that’s fine too!”

There’s my man. Caught between selfless sacrifice and selfish fear.

“Kazuma! Everyone! Thank you!” said Yunyun, also latching onto us one by one very quickly for brief hugs, “I-I was really worried the whole world was out to get me when the whole village wanted to take my role away, it made me doubt if I should even be the chief… but you’re all here to support me! W-with that, I think I can beat any enemy we face!”

“Hear hear,” said Kazuma with a smile.

“We’ll win, I know we will.” I concurred.

“I just wanna blow something big up.”

“Wait, didn’t you get them to turn the difficulty down, Darkness?!” said Aqua, grabbing my face with a fearful intensity, “A-are we really going to be fighting those scary guys from before?! I don’t wanna die! I wanna go home!”

Ahh, she grabs my cheeks so tightly~ What a lovely girlfriend~

“It appears, the thirteenth hour draws near,” Came a new voice. A buxom brunette with an eyepatch and a quill laughing quietly under her breath while walking towards the centre of the room. “We all must face our ends this day! I, Arue, the Crimson Demon’s head writer, shall stand over a sea of corpses if it means I remain victorious!”

“Arue! Stop sounding so doom and gloom!” Whined another girl, far less busty than Arue and with longer, straighter hair down past her shoulders, “If we’re all going to die then Soketto would have told us, right Soketto?”

All eyes turned to the fortune teller. Just from one look I could see why Bukkororii was obsessed with her. The hourglass figure, the well kept yet delicate facial features, all while wearing a fairly revealing two piece sarong. Soketto also didn’t actually respond, she was too busy looking at Kazuma with half lidded eyes and biting her thumbnail. Was she seeing something in the future? I can only assume my Kazuma fucks her extra hard, with me riding her face and Aqua-

"MALE ANOMALY DETECTED."

The voice came from all around us, being loud enough to practically shake the room we stood in. Was this Saikomiko?! Why was it singling out Kazuma?!

“Eh?” he asked after quickly realising that it was referring to him, “I-it’s going to kill me for being a dude, isn’t it?!”

“Kazuma! You have to run!” Aqua yelled, “I think this is bad!”

He wanted to, he really did, but as soon as he turned he found himself falling.

"ACTIVATING HAREM PROTAGONIST DUNGEON."

“Oh.”

Then Kazuma was eaten by the ground.

“Kazuma!?” Me and Aqua quickly yelled together, leaping to the portion of metal floor that had closed behind his vanished body, “Kazuma! Can you hear me?!”

Aqua scratched at it, Megumin bashed it with her staff, and I slammed my sword into the ground, trying to slash open the black adamantine panel but to no effect. Even if I had the aim to attack the gap between, I don’t think that my strength would mean anything. He had been eaten by an unbreakable floor. Lucky…

And though we were the only ones trying to retrieve him, we weren’t the only ones concerned.

“What did it mean ‘harem protagonist dungeon’?” Asked Funifura to Dondoko, both a growing worry on their faces.

Suddenly more noises began emitting from beyond the dungeon entrance. The vibrations being easily felt in the room we stood in as things began shifting. Massive amounts of stone grinding noises, clanging chains, and draconic-like rumbling as I can only assume a new dungeon was rapidly constructed beyond that single wooden door.

Somehow, when the noises stopped was when that door looked the most ominous.

“Here we go~” I heard Soketto moan under her breath, confusing me even more. “Thank you for bringing Kazuma here, Mistress Darkness.” The fortune teller smiled before racing forwards away from the crowd of demons. Opening the wooden door and rushing into the dungeon with a surprising amount of determination.

And then she was gone. Only the quiet door remained.

There was a single beat as the rest of us looked at the empty space, then at each other, before rushing forwards to follow the Fortune Teller.

Chapter 102: Crimson Dungeon (Part 5: Separation Impropriety)

Summary:

Thanks to Cross C for the assist on this and the next few chapters!

Chapter Text

The inside of the dungeon was tightly packed together. On the other side of the door we’d been, the room’s layout had been circular but cut by the wall of stone. Well, this is where the other half of the circle was, though all the layout kept the dark grey moss covered stone walls. It only added five paths for us to choose from, all very dark, almost pitch black door sized entrance holes, with small light sources in the distance of their corridors.

Other than the five ways to go, it was strangely silent. No massive pig monsters or unbeatable enemies at all. Which, compared to the men’s attempt, showed that maybe the difficulty really was lowered?

“Where are the enemies?”

“Where’s Soketto?”

“Where’s Kazuma?!”

All these questions and more would not be answered. The walls that had shifted into place before we entered suddenly shifted once more, heading right for us!

“Aqua! Watch out!” I yelled, grabbing her and diving to one side of the surging stone.

The quiet that had taken place beforehand was even quieter now. None of the Crimson Demons followed us in the dive, but I didn’t hear any screams either.

Some sort of separation tactic? Split the dungeon groups up so we didn’t all team up like the boys did? No Kazuma or Yunyun, we only had the leftmost path still available to us in this small space. Even the original door was cut off now…

“We may have been split up from Yunyun, but if we can defeat monsters then it’ll still count towards her point total…”

“Darkness, what’s an ero-dungeon?”

The Goddess hadn’t let me go after the near death experience. I thought it was nice to cradle her so I didn’t mind, but as I turned around to see the path we had been thrust towards I noticed something absolutely incredible glowing above the entrance.

Such beautiful and fantastic words.

‘Ero-Dungeon: Path 1’

“Oh my God… oh my GOD!” My jaw flung open, squealing my happiness while dancing around with Aqua in my arms, “It’s… it’s an ero-dungeon! I read so many stories about these but never thought I’d actually find one! Oh Eris, thank you so much! I’m the luckiest girl in the world!” Tears briefly streamed down my face, the happiness overwhelming me.

Aqua was less excited.

“Don’t praise a lesser Goddess while you’re dating the best one.” She said with a huff, hopping off my arms to cross her own, “And you still haven’t explained what an ero-dungeon is, Darkness.”

“It’s short for erotic dungeon. Any traps we find won’t be for killing us, but instead constraining, or squishing, or groping, or any number of amazing ‘-ings’!”

My happiness wasn’t particularly infectious as she frowned at me, “B-but traps are traps, right? Shouldn’t we still be careful about, like, monsters and stuff? We still don’t know what happened to Kazuma!” said Aqua, trying to be the voice of reason over my thunderously ecstatic heartbeat, “Also none of those things sound that good… eh?! W-wait! Darkneeeesssss!!”

I couldn’t wait any longer. I’d taken her hand in mine and raced forwards down the first corridor in front of us. Me and my girlfriend, taking on the erotic dungeon together, who could ask for a better date?!


Ero-path 2 had four women taking the challenge, trapping Megumin with three of her classmates. Sansara, a part beastwoman Crimson Demon with long fox-like ears atop her head. Arue, the Crimson Demon writer, blessed with a full figure and a head for stories. And Kaikai, a slightly aloof Crimson Demon with a hair antenna and a penchant for sleeping in class.

Though they’d started this path as a team of three, it soon dropped down to two members.

“I’m sorry, but it appears this is the end for me. My descent into hell begins far more literally than I thought it would.”

The other two turned to see what the woman was talking about, only to find her body mostly sunken into a pool of quicksand that had emerged from nowhere.

“ARUE!” Sansara gasped, diving towards her sinking friend, clasping her arms over the woman’s head to keep her afloat. “We’ll save you! Kaikai, do something! Quick!”

“Hmm?” replied the tired Kaikai, “But she’s not even sinking anymore…”

The beastwoman blinked, then noticed that the sleepy girl was right. Arue’s descent into hell had been blocked by the fact the hole wasn’t very big, yet the woman’s chest very much was. Basically hooking her to reality because her fat tits had saved her.

Her imminent death was just yet another one of Arue’s exaggerations. Though somehow, this angered Megumin even more.

“Perhaps you could dig me out, Sansara?”

“I’m not THAT kind of beastwoman!” She shot back at the girl in the floor, “Besides, your hole is still surrounded by stone. Maybe we could blast it away with magic?”

“Ohh! I’ll do it!” Megumin smirked, hoping to blast away some of that fatty tissue.

As usual, the writer kept her stoic yet warm smile, “There is no need for that. I would rather forfeit than face one of Megumin’s explosions.”

Kaikai tilted her head, “Is it cold down there?”

“No… but it isn’t very tepid down here either. In fact the placid nature of my banal capture is rather intriguingly plain.” The writer was using words that both the lazy and animalistic women of the world found trouble understanding. “This trap may have cut off my senses below my waist, perhaps as an easier way to subdue me?”

“Maybe… but what should we do about you then?”

“Leave me. This is not a team sport at the end of the day, and I fail to see any way of escape other than the game ending.” Arue shrugged as well as she could from the floor, “I should be able to crawl myself free once the drugs numbing my legs have worn off. And, in the end, my desire to enter the dungeon stemmed only from an urge to make the story of this event more interesting. I have no real desire for leadership.”

“Fine. If you give up, then that’s more opportunities for us to succeed! Let’s go, New Team!”

Though the other two hesitated, quickly leaving a snack and some water for their fallen friend, they also then quickly hurried to the marching Megumin. Disappearing into the distance as Arue was left to be in the ground.

“Perhaps I should have brought a quill. This event is wholly tedious until my senses return to me.”

Little did she know though the tumultuous events that were happening beneath the surface.

Yunyun Part 1 *******************************************

“Ehh? D-did I get separated from everyone?!” The eternal loner dismayed, scratching at the walls between her and her friends with fear. “W-why is it always me who gets left alone!?”

“What are you talking about, I am here.”

Her head slowly turned back around to the voice of, perhaps, the one member of the group she dreaded being around the most.

After all, dread followed the Demon King’s daughter around like an annoying rival.

“Seems we have been split apart, but the goal of this venture is to get you to win anyway, correct?” Musume surmised, already mostly ignoring her crimson accomplice to survey their surroundings. “This is a good chance for me to show your village that I could easily destroy them at any task. Come, Yappers! We will eradicate this dungeon with ease!”

For once, Yunyun would have preferred being alone.


“This is so weird,” Said Nerimaki. Slowly stepping through the long hallway, “What is Saikomiko playing at, stealing that one guy and calling this a ‘harem protagonist’ dungeon?”

“Hey! Kazuma seems cool!” Dodonko defended.

With a roll of her eyes, the daughter of the bar owner looked unimpressed, “Right. I’d forgotten you and Funifura joined his fanclub. How does your brother feel about that?”

“Don’t bring that up! And we’re in his penis’ fanclub, not his!” Funifura hissed, taking a beat before adding, “I know that isn’t better! Shut up!”

“Like, guys~ it’s still a dungeon~ we should, like, take it seriously, ya know~” said Sakiberry, the Crimson Demon’s top aspirational stylist. A lady who loved to be at the top of fashion, with pink highlights in her twintailed hair, and a pink shirt tied up just under her bust. Kazuma would call her a ‘gyaru’ if he was here, and be impressed that she was the one trying to keep them all focused.

“Hey… what is that thing?”

They’d reached a small room, circular in nature but without any distinguishing features. It matched the same grey dungeon brick they’d seen up to this point, but now with a single door, barred with prison metal, on the other side. Above the door it was written ‘defeat the enemies without magic to proceed’.

“Enemies?” Asked Dodonko, looking around the room, “What enemies?”

Nerimaki frowned, biting her nail in concern, “I’m more worried about not using magic…”

“Gah! Like, gross~!”

All eyes soared to Sakiberry, who had been leaning up against the nearby wall, and the gelatinous substance that was leaking out from the cracks in the stone. Covering over her body, spreading out over her clothes like it was butter covering toast.

“A slime!”

“Why were you touching the wall?! It’s a dungeon, you twit!”

“How the hell do we defeat that without using magic?!”

Before anyone could answer that, two new things happened. 1) Three more slimes began leaking out in other corners of the room, puddling out onto the floor. And 2) the slime that was covering Sakiberry started sizzling.

“Noo! It’s, like, melting my clothes~!” The stylish girl whined, caring little for her health compared to her duds. Indeed, the slime’s acid was only making her skin tingle, but quickly stripped away the top layer of her black clothing with little remorse. Her cleavage fell into view as more holes grew in the stylish apparel. “Someone, like, save me~!”

Dodonko and Funifura both kept their guards up for the approaching slimes as Nerimaki raced to peel her away. “Gah! It’s getting on me now!” She hissed, feeling the sting of the slime attacking her body as she peeled her classmate from the goo.

“It’s fine~! Just, like, save me~! Your clothes were so last season anyway~!”

“RUDE!”

SLUURRPP!

With an unholy noise, the stylist was ripped from the slime. Though the danger was far from over.

“Get off me!” Nerimaki groaned, feeling the substance that was stuck to Sakiberry continuing to erode her clothes.

“I, like, can’t~!”

Both their chests had basically become freed from their confines, but it seemed the slime had a completely different reaction to skin than it did have clothes. Now, Nerimaki and Sakiberry were stuck together, bare breasts rubbing while the slime poured out from the wall to disintegrate the last of their clothing.

“Gahh! You two! Defeat the slimes already!”

“Fucking, how?!” Dodonko sassed back, currently shoeless after attempting to kick at the pile.

Funifura couldn’t even begin to understand how they were going to get out of there. More and more slime was pooling into the room, lapping at the edges of their feet with no end in sight. “Physical attacks wouldn’t work either! I don’t get-!”

Boing.

“...uhh… wahhh?” was the noise that exited Funifura’s mouth. It was too confused to make any other noise after seeing a slime cock erupt from the top of one of the amorphous blobs. It was a thick, sinuous tentacle of a dick writhing and flexing in a way that wasn't generally possible for a human appendage.

“What the fuck…?” asked her friend from behind, but not to the same gelatinous pole as another slime sprouted 'wood' in this tiny room.

One that made both girls a little excited.

“...Hey, Funi… doesn’t it look like the same shape as that dildo we-?”

"GLCK! GLCK! GLCK!"

Dodonko was shocked at the sounds, spinning around to find her friend deep throating the slime without a second thought, her hands floating in the air above the monster’s main mass, “Funi?!”

“What?! We need to defeat them SOMEHOW!” The other woman hissed after briefly taking her mouth off the slime. The bizarre scenario only escalated as more slimes with extended stretching cocks began morphing towards Funifura, “See?! This is the only way!” She insisted with no evidence before taking the cocks in hand and returning to her glucks.

“What’s happening?! I can’t see anything!” yelled Nerimaki from the floor, “...why is there something poking at my crotch?”

“Like, don’t look at me~!”

“Where else am I supposed to look?!”

Dodonko didn’t really offer much explanation either, “Uhm, good luck Neri!”

“What?! Why?! Are you running away?! GAHH! Get off me already, Sakiberry!”

The stylist would have rebuked, but she was finally understanding the assignment of the room. The more the other two sucked the slimes off, the less that was being poured into the cracks. Blowjobs were probably the key to victory!

And one translucent blue cock was squirming and undulating into her face’s space as a slime oozed closer.

Sakiberry might not have been a saint, and she was not innocent in some of the things she liked, but sucking slime dick was not something she had planned for today.

Yet, somehow, with Dodonko and Funifura both loudly slurping their new best friends, Sakiberry couldn't help but find the excitement for this task growing.

“Like, come here~” She reached out to grab hold of it and help… but unfortunately it wasn’t as solid a cock as she’d like. Instead, the sizeable appendage tore free of its base as she brought the fat bellend to her lipsticked mouth. The severed end's frayed edges were already liquefying and bulging out into a distinctive mushroom shape as it swung down to splash across Nerimaki's mouth.

Eyes wide, lips trapped, the barmaid just yelled into the stylist’s mouth, “MMM!” with not much Sakiberry could say to rebuke.

Though they both quickly noticed the cock wasn’t as destroyed as first thought.

Their lips may be mostly stuck together, but the cock managed to form just between them to begin moving back and forth between the soft pillows. The girth literally looked like it was growing on either side of their faces, looking like it was spearing through them rather than getting a pleasant bj. A thin line of red lipstick formed up one side of the clear blue liquid only briefly before getting absorbed by the slime, while the two that were blowing it could only jiggle against each other’s completely naked bodies.

SLRPPP! SLRPPP! SLRPPP! Dringg~g~g!

With every pump of the slime cock, both chuunibyou girls were convinced they had discovered a new secret power that would make them so powerful they'd never be ignored again.

Nearby Funifura had leapt into her task first, and it showed. She had slime down her throat, slime in both her hands, and even one cramming a tentacle up her cleavage from a recently carved hole. Thankfully it seemed the creature could only make you stick to others, not yourself, which meant Funifura wasn’t going to have to live with a forever closed mouth and hands. It also meant the girl could fully enjoy these acidic cocks with gusto.

They mostly just tasted like a mix of orange and lemon, the tang of it stung her tongue only lightly, and hardly noticeable with the thrust against her throat. Though they tasted like juice, they almost acted more like popsicles. Juices sticking against her throat, but with a core rigidness that still spread her mouth wide. It actually felt like the slime was treating her mouth like a fuck hole, increasing and decreasing its speed based on its own whims, and making Funi feel quite used and aroused, even as she struggled to ‘jerk off’ the slimes with her hands.

Dodonko had gone a different route. Instead of squatting before the gelatinous mass, she’d just accepted fate and gotten on all fours immediately. It didn’t stop the slimes from trying to cram two cocks in her mouth from this angle, but it did mean that the acid had melted her pants and panties almost immediately to begin spreading both her pussy and asshole with its tentacles.

The sex was sloppy, messy, and maddeningly hot. The same tangy tingles that were forcing her mouth wide open also began stinging her insides with each inch of slimy penetration. Slopping against her inner walls, spreading Dodonko while making enough lube to easily enter and exit her. There was little she could do but experience the strange pulsing hotness, tentacles pumping back and forth inside her, making the wizard ball her fingers and toes while the pleasure built steadily upward inside her body, even as the slime began shifting atop her like a huge lumbering lover.

Sakiberry and Nerimaki were in similar throws of passion. Their clothes were completely gone now, leaving two moaning girls completely stuck together. Nerimaki wouldn’t have minded having her friend’s tits stuck against hers as much if they weren’t two cup sizes bigger, how the fates made their nipples rub was truly ironic torture.

The cocks were penetrating them now too, seeing as there was little they could do to stop it anyway. However, Sakiberry had discovered something on her own, namely that she could increase her pleasure by jumping her hips up and down to ride the cock even deeper inside her. What she didn’t realise is that her movements were also driving the slime, which had morphed into a double ended dildo, deeper into Nerimaki too, practically fucking her trapped companion with each errant booty bounce. Not that Nerimaki could say anything anyway, as their glued lips still continued to get fucked by the slimy cock.

“MM!” Funifura suddenly exclaimed, “MNMG?!” Her eyes rolled into the back of her head, the shuddering of her body concerning the others in the room, but only because they didn’t know what was happening.

The slime was cumming in Funifura’s stomach.

Thick semen blasted from the end of the fake cock, rocketing the slime backwards while covering the insides of her mouth with an endless stream of semen. The tentacle spread seed around over her tongue before retreating all the way out and smearing jism over the Crimson Demon’s features. Like a leaking balloon it wiggled seemingly randomly, just coating whatever it could with cum, but also definitely making the huge mass of slime in front of Funifura shrink as well.

“I… it worked!” She panted after swallowing as much semen as she could, “M-make em cum, girls! Oh god, this stuff tastes so good…” Funi mumbled while moving the cock between her tits up to her mouth.

Luckily the slime didn’t keep her waiting long for more. Soon enough, after a combined effort from all four ladies finding out their tasks were working, all the slime tentacles began spreading semen at an almost alarming rate.

Dodonko felt like she was briefly drowning in cum when all four cocks filled her at once. Having her insides get attacked from both ends, the two in her mouth specifically staying in her longer than others as they struggled to get out of the tight space while her throat was caked in it. Only when semen began dribbling from her nose was when her tentacles also blasted out around the room.

The semen also had the bonus ability to melt the slime that stuck Nerimaki and Sakiberry together. Their faces practically shot apart when the jizz freed their lips, giving them both a facial that felt so good for two reasons. “Ahh! Fuck~! Cover our bodies!” Neri barked, trying to grab as much semen from the ground as she could to free her from the stylist.

Said stylist was a little more concerned with getting herself off, as she was so close to that quivering climax that her loins were begging for, so Sakiberry was just slamming her hips into Nerimaki as hard as she could. The girl with a pink line in her hair was rewarded heavily by a huge load getting blasted deep into both of their pussies. The rush of boiling slop rushing past her cervix was more than enough to make her orgasm rip through her body in pure carnal lust.

More semen, more orgasms, and more free space in the room as the slimes quickly melted away. Leaving only a small ocean worth of cum to fill up the space and slosh around their feet. Though it began to seep out of the room fairly quickly once the challenge doors opened upon their victory.

What remained was a quartet of sticky girls, completely naked with semen on their faces, on their hands and knees panting into pools of gooey jizz.

“Ugh…” Nerimaki moaned, “D-did we do it?”

“I think so… no more slime, from what I can see…”

“Like, wow~. That was pretty, like, hot~” Sakiberry giggled, taking a finger to scoop up some of the smear that plastered her cheeks. “I wish it didn’t, like, destroy my clothes though~”

Funifura got up, dusting off what was left of her shredded school attire, “Something tells me we’ll all be losing our clothes soon enough. God, I hope that magic that lets the guys watch from outside breaks… or at least blurs this whole dungeon out.”

“What’s wrong? Worried your brother is gonna see some things?”

“Shut up.”

While the other two teased, Nerimaki still hadn’t gotten off of the sticky floor, “Oi, Sakiberry. Get off my crotch already.”

“Hm~? I’m, like, not… Like, AIP~!”

The stylist pointed at the other girl’s crotch, where a slime still remained. The one that Sakiberry had used to cum had never left Nerimaki’s pussy, and was currently still wiggling its way inside the woman.

“Get it out!” She panicked, trying to grab at it… only to feel her hands slip off of it as it abruptly slurped itself back inside her with a gooey PLLLORRPP.

"Ew, it's like it's… burrowing in?" Nerimaki 's lady bits felt like a Muddle spell had been cast on them. A horrifying, yet strangely titillating, sensation spread through her core. Her insides were going haywire, a chaotic orchestra of involuntary spasms and unfamiliar pleasure.

Getting up onto her knees, she frantically wiggled her hips in either an attempt to shake it loose or relieve the sudden building pressure.

"Ugh, gross! Guys, this isn't funny anymore!" Tears welled in her eyes as her body betrayed her. A heat unlike anything she'd ever experienced ignited her core, sending shivers down her spine. Her breath hitched as her clitoris, in a hilariously dramatic fashion, seemed to announce its grand entrance. It emerged from its hiding place like a startled pop-up toy, throbbing and growing with each passing second.

"Oh come on! What is that!?" She stared with wide eyes as her clitoris thickened in waves, looking like a balloon being pumped up as it swelled in girth and length, veins rippling across its service as the tip flared into a distinctive helmet shape. It went from tiny and concealed entirely within her hood to enormous and protruding obscenely from her pelvis a startling distance in seconds.

Nerimaki's moaned as her insides underwent a bizarre transformation. Her womb, once a haven for potential babies, was now a factory churning out… testicles?

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUCK?!" she bellowed as her vagina exploded outwards, both her new balls shooting out with the tension of a tight spring being uncoiled. Already swollen past the circumference of grapefruits and annihilating her feminine opening as they passed, they dangled down to slap her thighs in an immense hairless sac.

Utterly disturbed as the sudden transformation finished, Nerimaki just stared in open disbelief and open disgust at the preposterous flesh hanging between her legs. She was horrified and having trouble wrapping her mind around what happened, but there was also a subtle growing realization in the back of her head.

The throbbing weight in her crotch, the burgeoning bulge beneath her, it felt... powerful. Maybe even a little bit... cool? Is this her hidden demon power finally manifesting? A monstrous weapon unlike anything her village has ever seen?

No, that was just insane and absurd... Right?

All eyes were on her crotch as the slime somehow flowed out of her skin to melt away to the ground… leaving a single humongous cock and balls in its place. Nerimaki stood up, feeling a new aching heft to her hips that had never been there before.

“New Cock Debuff Activated.” Said a robotic voice from above.

The words hung silently in the air, echoing against the racing thoughts of those staring at the new phallus.

Only to be interrupted by one of their own.

“Wait! I recognise that cock!”


In the final group of three, we had Poritan, Makaromi, and Putano. The Crimson Demon’s future florist, future librarian, and current baker, respectively. Two eighteen year olds that went to school with Megumin and Yunyun, while the latter was in her thirties and just wanted a career change. One of the few older women that made it into the dungeon, though her shorter body made Putano look like the youngest of the three.

They were also the unfortunate group that had followed Soketto’s footsteps.

“M-Miss Soketto!” Yelped Makaromi as soon as she saw the fortune teller, “W-what are you doing?!”

They’d happened upon her quite quickly, loitering in the group’s first ‘challenge room’. The instruction above the door simply read ‘Fill The Jug’ with said green device sitting peacefully on a plinth in the middle of the room. Soketto wasn’t engaging with the jug, she was busy sucking off one of the many cocks coming from glory holes around the room.

“Mm… mmmmmmplah! Hehehe, you like that, don’t you, Kazuma?” She purred, not even acknowledging the three that entered to focus solely on her sloppy blowjob.

It was a strange sight to say the least, Portian asked first, “Did she just say ‘Kazuma’?”

The middle aged baker titled her head, “That’s the boy that has a fanclub, right? I can kinda see why with balls that big…”

“They’re not ALL Kazuma! …I think…? They are all rather similar looking…” Replied Poritan.

Makaromi kept her focus on the woman who had succumbed, slowly approaching her kneeling form, “Um, Miss Soketto? Are you okay?”

“Yes dear, I am where I need to be.” She said between slurps, taking the cock out briefly from her throat to simply just lick along the frenulum, “As we all are.”

“D-did you see it in a vision?”

Her grin stayed strong while worshipping the cock so intently, “I saw this in many visions, Makaromi. I saw myself struggle and fall, struggle and fall, struggle and fall, over and over. The thing about seeing so many futures is you learn the path of least resistance… but you also learn how to have the most fun.” Soketto’s voice was a low purr, like she was still trying to seduce the cock in front of her, “I couldn’t experience the futures of Kazuma’s cock so many times without wanting to try it for myself! If you’re all smart, you’ll give in now. It’ll be much more rewarding~”

The three turned to each other, concern blistering all of their faces, but it was the baker that ended up breaking first.

“Yeah, alright.” She said with a shrug, walking over to her own disembodied cock to kneel in front of.

“M-Mrs. Putano?!” Makaromi gawped.

“I haven’t sucked balls this big in ten years!” She said in a very weird defence, “We need to fill the jug to continue anyway… and if you’ve been around as long as I have, you know to always follow the Crimson Demon’s greatest fortune teller’s advice! If Soketto says to suck some cock, imma suck some cock, mmk?”

The baker quickly went to work on pumping her hand up and down the unending erection, as her mouth moaned lewdly against the titanic orbs underneath. Kisses that pressed deeply against the skin, then followed by licks, it was clear where her fetishes lied.

Then there were two. Makaromi and Poritan both unsure of if they should just give in or perhaps find a work around to this puzzle.

“S-should we try to fill it up with water, somehow?” the librarian suggested. Face red as the sounds of slurping seemed to overpower her voice.

“I didn’t see any water sources… though there was some moss, so moisture m-must be around…” replied the florist, who was staring much more openly at the acts than Makaromi was permitting herself to do.

Soketto hummed against her Kazuma toy as it ejaculated all over her face. Barely caring about the challenge at all, simply basking in the glorious white substance that painted her in thick paste, “Hmm, such a big load! I’m so glad the present me finally caught up to you, Kazuma.” She purred while standing up, still licking up most of the contents but at least contributing a little donated semen to the jug in the center as well, “If you girls are really struggling, then I suggest taking three steps backwards.”

The two blinked, then followed her instructions.

Click!

A single yellow ring on the end of a string fell down in front of the pair, bouncing around momentarily before spinning in place.

“W-what is it?”

“Hypnosis coin trap, they’re pretty common in this dungeon.” Explained Soketto. The two felt a tiny bit of panic rise up, but it was quelled instantly when the ring began swinging back and forth in front of them.

Suddenly panic felt meaningless.

All emotions began sifting away the more they watched the ring swing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

“Don’t worry, it’ll just make you have more fun collecting Kazuma’s cum. He’s a nice master, deep down.” Were not words they heard from Soketto. Both girls were too focused on the coin, and the humming demands that were calling to them now.

A growling hunger from both ladies, as the ring fell away and the sight of so many eager cocks filled their vision instead.

They had to fill the jug.


“What?! Where the hell am I now?!” Yelled Kazuma, looking around the strange new area with anger, “Gah! Could I stop being kidnapped for five minutes?! Why’s my popular phase so fucking demanding?!”

Trying to piece where he was by the surroundings didn’t help, it seemed to be another part of the dungeon? He turned around in this strange place to find a woman pointing at him with a big smile and a dramatic pose. Yet, also, saying nothing.

And then she continued to say nothing. For an awkward amount of time.

“Uhh… hello? Are you the one who kidnapped me?”

She gave him an astonished yet angry look, like she was mad he wasn’t listening to her silence properly. Then realised it. “...ah! I didn’t say any of that out loud!”

“No. You didn’t.”

The woman scratched the back of her head with embarrassment, “Haha! Darn, silly me! And I don’t really wanna say it all again… so…?”

She trailed off and the silence once more turned awkward and expecting.

“...so, what? I don’t even know who you are, crazy lady!”

The science looking woman sighed, “Fine. Bullet point caveman recap: Me Saikomiko. Me meet Darkness. Darkness want new dungeon for Yunyun to win. I change dungeon, erotic traps, but mind wandered to payment while making traps. You.”

He was almost annoyed he’d kept up with the caveman speech so well, “Me? I’m payme- I mean, I’m the payment?”

“Yeah! Darkness said you’d be a really good fuck, so promised you as a reward when you won, but I couldn’t wait!” She beamed, quickly lifting her heavy jumper over her head and throwing it to the ground. “I want sex! I have no idea how to get it cause I’m a shut in, but maybe me getting naked is helping?”

Her body was thick, and the surprise nakedness was doing a lot for Kazuma. Part of him knew he should really get out of here and help the gang win the dungeon… but this lady did help them out… and erotic traps were a recipe for a tentacle going up places he didn’t want… “Yeah, fuck it.”

Chapter 103: Crimson Dungeon (Part 6: Problematic Partnerships)

Summary:

Sometimes it's who you go in with.

Chapter Text

“So how’s it feeling, Neri?”

“How the bloody hell do you think it feels?!”

Cold slaps against thighs kept interrupting everyone’s thoughts. Nerimaki’s new cock had such hefty weight to its movements, and the fact their clothes had melted away meant that she couldn’t even hide her new appendage. No, they were stuck listening to her whine about the feelings while watching her phallus flap around.

“I…. I mean, I don’t know? That’s why I asked?”

“Yeah, Nerimaki~ like, take it easy~”

“I don’t wanna hear that from YOU! I still consider this YOUR fault, Ms. Clothes-are-more-important-than-people!”

Sakiberry looked hurt before she considered it, “Well… some, like, are~”

“You really shouldn’t be chief, Saki…”

The four continued down the winding dungeon path with little to guide them but the flickering torches. Soon, another room appeared before them, and though most were eager to dive in for more points, Nerimaki was feeling trepidation about her new crotch forearm. Something about it ached, like it had a mind of its own. Not helped by Dodonko revealing this was actually the cock of that Kazuma guy they’d fallen for, and who had fallen into the dungeon already. Was it psychically linked to him? Or was the fact the testicles underneath so full the reason her core felt so inflamed?

The trip through the corridors had been… distracting to say the least.

Her teammates were as naked as she was and for some reason the sight of their exposed bodies was disturbingly... riveting.

She was not a lesbian and she was not a pervert, yet for some reason her eyes kept drifting to her companions' jiggling buttocks and bouncing breasts and firm thighs. Nerimaki was starting to feel a tingling sensation between her legs, a sense of pressure growing in these balls. The round, full orbs had grown taut and the cock seemed to be leaking fluid in a way that should have been disgusting but was instead strangely pleasing.

She'd seen many of the women of the village in the nude before in the baths (including both Dodonko and Funifura!) and yet this time was different somehow.

Why are they even walking like that?

Dodonko's gait had a natural swaying of her hips. Nerimaki found herself watching the rhythmic flexing of her plump rear in morbid fascination. Funifura's bosom bounced in ways that were surprisingly mesmerizing. Nerimaki was pretty sure she'd never noticed how the ample cleavage of her friend looked while clothed - now she found herself entranced by it. Sakiberry's legs seemed far too long for her body, the toned muscles were somehow strangely erotic.

Cheeks like peaches, swaying with every step... wait, are they doing that on purpose? Ugh, focus, Nerimaki! Just because you've got a freaking second head down there doesn't mean you can ogle your teammates like some kind of pervert!

"Stop walking like that! It's distracting!" Nerimaki suddenly demanded.

“What's distracting? We're all just walking normally." said Funifura.

"Like, you're the one lagging behind." commented Sakiberry, "It's, like, not our fault you're all distracted by the sweet booty you know."

"I'm NOT!”

She so totally was.

These lovely asses belonged to her friends and they were VERY distracting. Nerimaki couldn't get her brain to stop looking at them and thinking... interesting things. Nerimaki desperately wanted to look away, but simply couldn't. Her eyes remained glued to her companions' rear ends - she was captivated.

Funifura first. See how that heart-shaped goodness jiggled with every step? Like a beacon, damn it, a beacon to Nerimaka's new south pole. Every curve, that inward dip at her back, the way it swelled out again... a sculptor extraordinaire must've made that one. Makes her wanna just grab a fistful and squeeze. Bet it felt like the softest, squishiest heaven.

Sakiberry next. Smaller, sure, but that didn't mean any less delicious. Tight, toned, a novice fighter’s buckler compared to a veteran crusader’s tower shield. But perfect in its own way, all sculpted and taunt. Made her think of grabbing it and holding it tight, feeling every little twitch and curve press into her bulging cock.

Dodonka though, oh Dodonka...

-those are some pillows she wouldn't mind burying her face in! Perfect globes, defying gravity like some kind of cheeky defiance. Prime cushion for the pushin', Neri said in her head, a voice that sounded suspiciously like Kazuma's. Damn it, this damn thing down there... it's practically a battering ram pointing right at them, this damn flagpole of a manhood. Can't stop the image flashing in her head, shoving it right in, feeling those perfect cheeks squish around her... the way they'd move, the heat, the grip..

And these damn balls! Like lead weights swinging against her thighs, each swing a jolt straight to her core. So full, they're practically leaking, these things. Gotta empty them, gotta find a release... just like those drunken idiots she served back at the tavern. Now she got it. Now she REALLY get it. They weren't just annoying, they were walking around with the same fire she had now. Except Neri’s were ten times bigger, ten times more demanding. It's all she could do to stop herself from charging forward and planting it right between their -

"Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my butt?" Funifura turned around to face Nerimaki in exasperation. Nerimaki tore her eyes away from Funifura's shapely posterior and hastily turned away, flustered and embarrassed.

There is something on your butt - my gaze and thoughts, apparently! Nerimaki thought to herself. "Nothing!" she blurted out. "Why would you think that?"

"Like, cuz you're, like, STARING." Sakiberry pointed out, still facing forward as she walked. "It's, like, su~uper distracting."

"Distracting?!" Nerimaki sounded outraged, clicking her tongue at the accusations. "Me?! You're all the distracting dolts! It's not my fault that you three are walking like THIIIISSS!" She quickly started wagging her ass as she walked in a mockingly over the top fashion.

In may have been to make fun of them, but Funifura just smirked cockily, “Oh, poor Neri~ You’ve been blindsided by the greatest rear of the Crimson Demons!”

“Like, Arue’s is bigger than yours.”

“...maybe, but mine is firmer!”

“No, Megumin’s is.” Dodonko pointed out, “And Yunyun’s. Saikomiko’s, Megumin’s mother…”

Saikomiko nodded approvingly downwards, “Like, yours too! It’s super nice and, like, plump”

“Aww, thanks!”

Though they were happy, Funifura fumed, “I am not worse in the rear tiers than Megumin! You take that back!”

As the three argued the specifics, Nerimaki was getting heated in an alternative way. Images of the women they were talking about flashing into her mind. A full on line up of women, all bent at the hips and ready for her to inspect and rub her thick meat into. Peach after peach, buns after bun, all wrapped in delicate skin with drippy wet slits in between…

“C-can we stop talking about butts now?!” Growled the frustrated futa, “This is getting us nowhere fast!”

Dodonko quirked an eyebrow, "You said that before. You're not any different, you know? Waving that fat beautiful Kazuma cock around like that - it's hard not to stare at THAT hard thing."

“Yeah, the least you could do is, like, let us touch it.”

“This! Is! A! Curse! Not a new handbag I bought for fun!” She barked at them, the three seemed mostly nonplussed by her ranting, but that could be because they were approaching the newest challenge room. Shaking off her rage, Nerimaki took point once more, “Now quit talking! I think it’s powered by dirty thoughts, so the less I think about butts, the better…”

A giant, neon sign pulsated above the entrance, its lettering dripping with the unmistakable aesthetic of a cheap bachelor pad: "Bootylicious Bonanza: Shake it for the Slime Squad!”

“...”

The three girls behind her couldn’t help but giggle at the timing, failing at stifling their amusement, “So, Nerimaki~”

“Nobody say a word.” The barmaid hissed, marching herself into the next challenge room without waiting for them.


“Ooh! A treasure chest!” said Aqua, pointing over to the harmless looking red and golden box. I couldn’t tell her, she would have to experience the magic herself… ah! I was right! As soon as she walked over to open it, the lid swung open to wrap an oversized tongue around her body and drag her inside! “GAH! MIMIC!”

“Ero Mimic.” I corrected her, watching her shapely legs swing around wildly to escape the tight confines she found herself in. I could only hear muffled screams from the box, but I could tell she was enjoying herself, “Is it wet and slimy? Tightly confining like a frog’s mouth?” The panicked screams were getting a little angry, “Ero mimics are harmless, they just sap some mana through your moans. It’ll let you go when you cum. Here, I’ll speed it up, let me just lick your pussy while you’re in there…”

More flails, more kicks, but I also knew exactly how she liked her slit teased, so there was definite twitching from her lower region too. Wasn’t like her thick thighs against my cheeks could harm my defence stat anyway.

I lapped and lapped her tangy pussy. Aqua’s juices almost always had that slight Kazuma twinge that I loved, due to her constantly riding him whenever she could. The mimic’s own oversized tongue brushed against my own, wrapping itself around Aqua’s torso to try and pull her deeper inside. Oh, to be her right now! The dark space, the unrelenting squeezes, and such smells~ I couldn’t stop myself from stimulating my own slit at the very idea of being eaten by a raunchy mimic like this.

There’s a chance I’m too good at eating Aqua out now, as she seemed to hastily rush towards a climax before she could really enjoy the deepest parts of the box. Squirting her heavenly juices across my tongue before she was spat out onto the floor, moist and drippy.

She looked stunned, probably because she loved it so much, staring at me in disbelief.

“I am never opening another treasure chest again.”

I smiled at her, how nice that we’re on the same page here, “I agree, let’s only open mimics from now on!”

Besides, it was my turn with the mimic. My body dove into the box, but unfortunately, thanks to my own building orgasm (and not because I was too bulky), the mimic died immediately. Falling apart as soon as my head hit its deepest part. I got at least a moment in there, though it was awkward to be laying face down in the remains of a monster while cumming my brains out.

“U-uhm, let’s go to the next room, Aqua!”


“Hmph, this dungeon is a farce.”

“BLARRGGHH!”

Yunyun had to admit, having a member of demonic royalty on your side was making this dungeon a little easier.

The seared remains of the ‘orgasmo-goblin’ Musume had just obliterated with one magic spell were splattered across the nearby wall. This was the third dungeon room that had a clearly underleveled threat, as Musume was wiping the floor with each encounter, barely even needing Yunyun’s presence.

“We must be getting close to the exit.” Said the taller woman, hand scratching along the edge of the brick laden corridor to collect a sample of the greenery, “The more moss there is, the less adventurers have travelled, meaning the last of the weaklings could have reached this point. Once we reach the exit our points total should be far above that of any other competitor, and this dungeon will be mine!”

That made the Crimson Demon blink, “U-um, what?”

“Ours, apologies. As the figurehead of my race I’m just used to using singular pronouns for victories.” The surprisingly polite decorum was still messing with Yunyun’s head a bit, especially as Musume flash fried a group of tentacles in their path with her fire breath. “You may find yourself doing the same, once you become the ‘chief’.”

“I suppose you’re right… though, from what I can tell from watching my dad, leading the Crimson Demons is far less ‘victory’ oriented.”

“Oh, really?”

“Yes… there’s mostly just paperwork and keeping the villagers from not doing anything too insane…” She admitted, pulling lightly on her own hair while thinking about it, “B-but it also means people have to talk to me! A-and I get to be in charge of throwing big parties if something big happens! With cake, and board games, and-”

The disdainful scowl from up high made Yunyun squeak in fear, “Is this the limits of human leadership? I hope Jeronim did not become king simply to ‘throw big parties’.” She spat, increasing her pace as they walked to take the lead.

It certainly hurt Yunyun’s pride. And here she was secretly warming to the idea of becoming friends with Musume.

Maybe there was a chance she could still prove herself? Perhaps the next fight or challenge, Yunyun could handle all by herself? That was she’d not be as much of a blight on the human race!

It was her plan. But plans around Kazuma often have a tendency to come undone.

Walking into the next room, something suddenly stopped. Yunyun’s chest bumped into the rear of Musume, creating quite the boing-a-yoing sound effect while she bounced to the floor. “Ooph! Hm? Ms. Musume-chan?”

“We need to-!”

Before Musume could yell out her last word of ‘leave’ the door slam shut behind them. Bars of orichalchum interwove across both the rear and the front exits of the space. Musume had tried to break through walls before, but to no effect, so in their hearts they knew the trap had been royally sprung.

Though nothing else in the room changed. No flooding, no rumbles, no enemies of any kind.

“W-what’s happening?” Asked Yunyun, brushing herself off from the floor, “Why are we trapped?”

Musume’s hand slammed against the closed entrance, putting enough force to make Yunyun’s feet leave the ground, but it did not budge. What the wizard wasn’t expecting was seeing a slight blush across the demon’s face as she very minimally moved her head around to speak over her shoulder.

“...look above the door.”

There was a blink of confusion, a turn of the head, then a dawning realisation of pure shock and embarrassment.

‘Make Your Partner Orgasm Challenge’

To make matters worse, there was a table of items clearly designed to ‘help’ with this task. Two Kazuma Dildos, whips, chains, a small egg looking machine with a remote, candles, you name it, this table had it. Yet every item just made the raven haired beauty more and more worried.

“A-ah!” Yunyun squeaked, looking at the door, then back to the Demon Lord’s Daughter, then back to the door, “Ah! Ah ah ah ah!”

“I apologise little Crimson Demon.” said Musume with a huff, turning around to dramatically face the door they needed to get through. “But our story… ends… HERE!”

Then she sat down with crossed arms.

“...eh?”

“I refuse to continue. We are forfeiting the contest.”

Yunyun had really expected the dramatic tone of her voice to lead to some grander idea than giving up.

“C-can’t we just-?”

Scowling eyes glared at her. Even the mere idea of following through with this would mean both women would need to… with each other… and Musume clearly was refusing the call to action.

Out of shock and out of ideas, Yunyun just lamely sat down next to the woman and curled her knees to hug them tight against her chest. The two sitting in silence as the message above the door continued to loom over them.

Hopefully the others would still get enough points?


Megumin wanted to give up.

Most dungeons weren’t really for her, but this dungeon really wasn’t for her.

“Come on, Megumin. We have to keep going, just do what it says.”

“Yeah… it’s easy…”

“Why are you feeding it your panties so willingly?!” Megumin yelled, pointing at the sentient lock that lewdly tongued at the two pairs he’d been given, “Who makes a lock a pervert?! It’s just asking for an explosion!”

“No!” They both yelled, quickly tackling her to the ground. “You’ll kill us!”

“Better than giving my panties to a FREAK OF NATURE!”

The doorhandle, with his mouth fully in use chewing down on the fabric it had been fed, simply rolled its eyes at Megumin’s rage. Perhaps caring more about living out its lewd fantasies than the imminent death she could deliver to it.

Another ten minutes later and the door was open.

“There, ya see?” Megumin proudly proclaimed, “It was alive, so it felt pain, so enough kicks got it open. No need to sully yourselves for such simple puzzles!”

Sansara and Kaikai just frowned, “We were fine with giving away our panties.”

“Yeah, we’re fighting to become leader of the village here! We need to be willing to get dirty here!”

It annoyed Megumin when her resolve was questioned like that. “What’s that supposed to mean?! How do we even know that WOULD have opened it up?! Maybe it would have taken longer if I hadn’t kicked it!”

“Can you just please listen to us for the next challenge?” Asked Kaikai, trying to be polite but clearly frustrated.

The animal girl whispered under her breath, “Wish she’d been trapped in a hole…”

A bitter silence followed as the three continued down the halls of the dungeon.


Arue was feeling a little bit bored. Stuck from the armpits up in a hole in the ground, waiting for a spell of numb limbs to wear off so she could climb out of the pit.

What she didn’t know was what was happening below the surface.

Spiritual ghost-like adventurers had begun encircling her body. The tight space beneath the ground had just enough room for the lime mist to crash into Arue’s form. It was hard to tell where one spirit began and another ended, the swirling tornado of appendages would occasionally form a hand, or a full arm, and multiple legs could be vaguely seen, but it mattered little. No one could see or feel their presence, at least not yet.

Arue was perhaps the fullest bodied Crimson Demon. With even bigger TnA than Yunyun, the eternal runner up. The ghosts, who all looked suspiciously like a certain Japanese teenager, clearly loved this body as they quickly began stripping it of cloth.

Without any senses, she could not tell that her black robes were peeled off of her front, that her pinkish shirt/shirt was unbuttoned, and that both her bra and panties were on the floor in record time. She’d have felt the cold wind of the underground, and the hard groping of the many ghosts each trying to lay as much palmage as they could on her.

Though her brain could not feel it, Arue’s body still reacted as it normally would. Her nipples hardened from the parade of gropes, going so far as to flick, pull, and bite said rosy pink areolas. It caused the writer’s breasts to twitch in trapped pleasure, stimulating her leaky pussy even more than it already was by the ghosts.

Lime wispy fingers plunged both of her holes, opening up her slit to a wonderful heat all while she thrummed her fingers against stone above ground.

Arue’s anus was lubed by ectoplasm tongues, the ghosts were filled with aphrodisiac from the dungeon’s natural caves, causing both deeper penetration for the spirits but also a huge spike in sensitivity for the shapely writer’s rear.

Her clit was pressed and poked, rubbed and loved, all to make her slit spit its pleasure acid on the underground cavern floor. An unknowing climax from just a complete assault on her lack of senses.

Had she the wherewithal, she could have cast some defensive magic, but Arue’s mind was simply on a new story about a woman stuck for a year in the ground. The lengths she would go to to survive, what she’d eat, who she’d meet, and how well it would sell.

She wasn’t in such a dire situation as her imagination, of course. The magic would wear off with a bit of time and with her legs returned she could simply climb out the hole.

There was no need to rush. Arue was stuck, so the ghosts took the time to really enjoy every inch of this beautiful girl’s body. The fake Kazumas were plentiful, each with their own similar desires. Some were going sensual, kisses on her naval or licks upon her armpits, and others were going rougher, slapping that fat peach she called a rear or motorboating the canyons she called tits. The combo making her pussy climax again and again, filling the underground area with steamy liquid.

But even with the slower pace, a ghostly cock was quick to appear against her leaky slit.

As dungeon monsters, debuffs were plentifully applied to Arue’s body.

Heat increase (Lv. 3). Sensitivity increase (Lv. 5). Lust crest (Lv. 3). Breast expansion (Lv. 1). Lactation (Lv. 2). Hungry womb (Lv. 4). Clit size increase (Lv. 2). Ass expansion (Lv. 2). Vaginal cock addiction (Lv. 3). And so on.

All this to say the sheer number of climaxes that happened as the ghostly shaft started splitting her pink sea was astronomical.

Arue had been accused of having a fantastic poker face, but this was beyond the charts, even if it wasn’t intentional. The cock had little mercy for her pussy, slamming up and down into her tight walls with fervent need. Instinctual movements from her body egged it on, as her legs spread and her pussy clung to each inch of that heavenly orgasm factory. It wasn’t long before a second cock was added, spreading her ass around the thick ectoplasm meat, easily slamming ghostly balls deep into her rectum and causing another wave of multi-orgasm roulette to attack her lower body.

“I wonder if the protagonist would deal with this dull scenario better than I…”

More and more the cocks rammed into the bored crimson demon. Filling her with surprisingly human-like cum before being replaced by a fresh dick almost instantly. The ghosts would overlap so easily, it was like they were just a green mist of sex juices.

The cum was flying everywhere, slowly filling the small hole along with Arue’s constant squirts that was making her feel rather thirsty. They came in her pussy, up her ass, in her socks, using her tits, and anywhere else they could find to produce a shocking amount of pure white ectoplasm.

“How strange, I can’t seem to produce any liquid at all. My mana can’t have dropped to such a low point that I can’t use ‘produce water’… right?” She mumbled, having tried to quench her thirst to no avail.

It was almost beginning to worry the stone faced clan member, though the washing wave of heat should have worried her more.

“Ah, good. The feeling in my legs is thusly returning… a… a bit s-strange h-how… w-what? Nnn… mmmmm…. Haaahhh…. nnnNNNNNNN AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”

Arue’s mind exploded in a cavalcade of senses.

She was always a little reserved, liking to be in control of herself including during the newly formed Crimson Demon orgies, but right now she was just a passenger in her own body. What felt like five hours of sex was slammed into her in an instant. The endorphins that her pussy had been ready to send to her brain dove into her skull like it was the last bus out of a town on fire. The pleasure was endless.

Arue’s teary eyes crossed, her teeth ground together, drool and snot leaking from her holes as her body failed to understand what was even happening. Echoes of cocks entering her holes, feeling like all her sensitive points were being slammed at the same time, she just kept feeling better and better. A small part of her wishing she could have experienced this in real time.

With the cover blown, the ghosts that had been tormenting her below began swirling above ground too. Moaning at her for some unknown reason. She couldn’t respond to them, she could barely see through her tears, but it soon became apparent what they wanted.

Her mouth had an uninvited guest, poking on her lips and smearing ghostly cum on her.

The control she enjoyed… didn’t matter anymore. Madness felt better. So Arue just leapt herself at the cock, slurping it into her mouth as it pushed itself deep into her throat.

More appeared, this time for her hands, though one grabbed her long hair and began fucking that too. Even while her lower body still dangled helplessly in the hole, still getting filled with as much ectoplasm as the ghosts could give. A complete gangbang, upstairs and downstairs, that only threatened to make Arue drown in pleasure.

Though with how much was pushing her above, it soon became clear the ghosts were wanting her all in one place. Arue could have pushed them away, could have pulled herself up, but the feelings were too good to not let them both metaphorically and physically swallow her whole.

Arue disappeared into the small abyss, with only her moans of ecstacy echoing outwards.

The book she’d write about this would go on to be a bestseller.

Chapter 104: Crimson Dungeon (Part 7: Smut Montage)

Summary:

A lot can happen in the erotic underground.

Thanks again to Cross C for the help.

Chapter Text

Nerimaki was basically mortified as she sat perched high, exposed and vulnerable as her companions swiveled and shook their hips.

They'd stumbled into a room that resembled a twisted parody of a nightclub dance floor. Slime, the dungeon master's ever-present theme for their challenges it seemed, predominated in the form of a hundred slime doppelgangers of Kazuma, complete with tousled gel hair, enormous appendages, and an unsettling enthusiasm for self-gratification. Though the lack of defined eyes gave them more of an impressionist art piece aura, or perhaps just more bestial than man. They filled much of the space of the room, bunched around the walls and scattered about the space: a jiggling, pumping, swaying audience of well hung slime-boys.

Dodonko and Funifura, veterans of the previous slime encounter, had let out excited squeals. Their eyes practically glowed with the fervent adoration of a crazed fan club president meeting their idol at all these Kazuma cocks. Nerimaki wondered if this dungeon was sapping her friends' intelligence along with their modesty.

Three platforms, each a stage for a humiliating display, rose from the sticky floor like islands in a sea of depravity. Each held a pole that ran from its surface to the ceiling and beyond them was the far wall with a closed door. Above it a massive neon sign declared: "The Twerk Trials: Only Kazuma's Essence Shall Pass!” Next to it, a scale balanced precariously with an empty pitcher resting on one side. A crudely painted sign scrawled beside it read: "Two Liters of Twerk-Harvested Kazuma Cum: Key to Unlocking This Hole."

Surprisingly Sakiberry had taken charge, "Like totes sorry, Neri~" She said without a hint of remorse "But if we don't twerk for Kazuma cum, then like, there's no way forward! We need to unlock this hole~"

A hint of amusement flickered in her eyes, a flicker that turned into a full-blown smirk as she directed Nerimaki towards a solitary throne-like chair positioned on a slightly elevated platform. It looked so out of place in this room that Nerimaki was nearly convinced that it was here just for her.

“Your l-lack of critical thinking here is worrying, girls.” She mumbled, trying to regain some semblance of leadership, “This shit should be b-beneath us…” Her reasoning weak, her will even weaker. How could she want them to stop when she got the best seat in the house?

“I am Funifura! Crimson Demon twerking expert! I’ve practiced many times in front of my brother f-for no reason in particular!”

“I am Dodonko! Member of the Kazuma Cock Fanclub! Dedicated to draining the balls of Axel’s top stud, no matter who they’re attatched to!”

“And, like, I’m Sakiberry~” She purred, licking her lips a little lewdly. Seemingly more interested in Nerimaki and her amazing appendage than the crowd of slimes, "You sit there while we, like, twerk and-"

Dodonko pressed the pitcher that she'd just retrieved into the fashionista’s hands and she placed it on the platform between her feet, “-and help fill this thing up!”

So now here she was on the raised platform looking over at the three girls bobbing their hips up and down at her in an embarrassingly lewd way. Disgust mingled with a shameful sense of arousal at what Nerimaki was seeing before her eyes, at what she was expected to do!

At the very least, she could sit there quietly and just watch. Thanks to the strange pulsing music the other three were totally enraptured by their own performances to truly care how much Nerimaki was staring. Locking her eyes at the hypnotic hip bumps and suggestive sways to their rears. Their skill level varied, but even the most rudimentary of movements was enough to make Nerimaki feel a swell in her nethers. Only Sakiberry seemed to glance back her way, continuing to smile a little too knowingly towards her futa’d friend. Making sure to motion back to the jug in front of her.

A particularly enthusiastic slime, positioned below her, reached out with its pseudopod and gave her shaft a suggestive wiggle.

“Paws off, Snot-pile.” She hissed, slapping the ‘hand’ away, “The whole point of this dipshit dungeon is to become the chief of the village. How am I supposed to lead the group if I debase myself like… that?”

Her gesture towards the thrusting three was heard by none, mostly because the slime had no ears, instead just returning to its seemingly neutral state of slick ‘n sloppy self pleasure. An act that Nerimaki was slowly becoming jealous of, since her pride was getting in the way of her being able to perform it.

So instead, she watched.

She just watched.

It seemed easy on paper, but things were getting so hard. Sure, getting used to their naked bodies was one thing, but now they were in motion.

Funifura was on the left stage, still clinging to the idea she was the best twerker in the village, and to demonstrate was going beyond what she needed to. She’d bent herself at the hip to lean her hands on the floor, spread her legs wide, and now looked more like an ass on stilts than a Crimson Demon girl. Nerimaki could see everything. A drippy slit and peeking asshole thanks to the spread legs, just begging for someone to go over there and fill. It was like Nerimaki could feel a phantom cunt running up and down her cock, perhaps a lingering psychic connection to the real Kazuma? Though, he couldn’t possibly be fucking someone right now, right?

On the next stage was Dodonko, who had been graced with a stripper pole as well. She seemed a lot more laid back than her friend, not adamant to stay to the musical beat accompaniment, instead just waggling her rear at one side then wagging it another, then showing off how her thick wiggly rear could hotdog the metal pole. God, how Nerimaki wanted to be that pole.

She stared at her friend’s rear for what felt like a torturous week, not even noticing her hand on her own crotch until a pleasurable wave crashed into her.

“Nnyuhhh…. haa~ haa~ Holy fuck…” It was just one touch, but Nerimaki felt her entire body light up from the bliss. After so much pulsing agony, the cock curse had suddenly given her the greatest feeling of her life. She could feel it throbbing, each pulse spiking her brain, demanding attention, demanding to be touched more. Willpower eroded faster than cotton candy in a washing machine, with Nerimaki placing both hands firmly on her new cock at the one and two thirds of the way up position.

The feeling of her own soft hands on that cock made her shudder with relief.

How had Kazuma grown it this big? What kind of food was he eating that made a pole as magnificent as what Nerimaki was holding? Tree trunk almost felt too small of a words to describe it, like there was an ancient oak with far reaching roots that would be a more apt simile.

Not that she was particularly bothered by the grammar of it all right now. Nerimaki had discovered that moving her hands up and down the pole felt even better than just touching herself. She was a caveman discovering tools, perhaps because of her brain cells melting away in pure pleasure. No wonder the man had a harem. No wonder this cock had a fan club. And no wonder this dungeon had chosen him as the erotic host.

The womanly hormones of her wanted to be fucked by her own cock, and the new male hormones wanted to fuck herself.

She quickly formed a rhythm, following along to Dodonko’s clapping rear. There was no frame of reference in her head for performing sex with a dick, only masturbation by way of dildo and the sticky slit that she used to own.

“Ooh~ Neri’s gone off the deep end~” Dodonko gigled, giving her hips a sexy wiggle and watching the wide eyed masturbator groan in happiness.

“Yay, Nerimaki! Prove to everyone you’re the Crimson Demon’s best wanker!”

She wasn’t listening. Each pulsing stroke of her hands just made her body want more. It was taking all of her energy to stroke, and all her mental capacity to think about stroking. The thick skin of Kazuma’s penis moving with her hands, making that purple tip at the top splatter out so much delicious precum. A wellspring of lubricant to coat herself in, making her own hands quicker to stroke, almost a self fulfilling prophecy of horny.

Then she saw cum.

It wasn’t hers, well, not really. A slime boy had gotten up on stage and began unloading itself into the jug. A splattering mess of jism surged out of its huge goopy urethra as it shuddered and jiggled in pure pleasure. It just kept spewing out, like a fire hose, and Nerimaki was very very jealous.

“N-no! I wanna cum! Me cum! Please!” She babbled nonsense, losing her own timing and feeling her frantic energy leave her frustrated and further from jism, “NOOOO!!! Work with me here, you stupid fat prick!” Her roaring anger only served to hurt her own crotch as she thumped away at the cock.

“Like, Neri-san~?”

Finally she paused, hearing the sweet voice of Sakiberry just above her.

She’d totally bridged the gap between them, now hanging her supple soft chest right in front of Neri. ‘Soft part ripe to be fucked’ was all that was playing in her mind, barely even glancing the fashionista in the eye.

“Y-yeah-hah~? S-Sakiberry? Mnf.”

Had she looked, she’d have seen a mix of concerned worry and lewd expectation, “I, like, feel really ba~ad that I got you, like, into this dirty mess.” Her voice, while a little high pitched for Nerimaki usually, now sounded like the sweetest honey. All of her little word florishes impacting her heart so intensely. “Do you wanna, like, use my body to help cum?”

Sakiberry didn’t even wait for a yes. Instead, she slid down to her knees right in front of the chair and took ahold of the one thing that Neri had yet to fondle, her nuts.

“HRK!” Teeth ground together and hands slammed onto the chair’s arms. A touch of another had completely broken Nerimaki, huffing and puffing as Sakiberry cupped and squeezed her overstuffed testicles.

“Like, so full~ and your cock is so sexy, Neri-kyun~” She giggled, giving the underside bridge a fat kiss that made dribble run down the shaft. It was driving the poor futa insane, slamming her head against the headrest, making more guttural hisses and barks wanting only to free the beast. “I was, like, busy when that Axis cutie came to the village, I never got to do it with a Kazuma dildo. Funi and Dondo are, like, so mean, but you’ll share with me, right Neri-Neri?”

“AHH! Y-yes! I’ll share just help me, Sakiberry! Please!”

“Then, like, fuck me already!”

Nerimaki had been clenching her eyes shut to try and ride out the feelings in her cock, only to open them to a glorious sight. Sakiberry was on all fours in front of her, using her dainty fingers to open up her slit to show the tight wet pinkness inside.

Whatever was holding Nerimaki back had broken a while ago, practically diving off the chair to high-speed ram as much cock as she could into that cunt.

“Nuhhh!”

Though it was only the tip, Nerimaki had never felt better. Even as the slimes clapped at her friendship kebab, the club faded away, music and colours became white noise to the holy feeling that she felt, only her and Sakiberry’s pussy were left. ‘So this is why men chase women so much… this fleeting feeling of pure bliss… I get it now…’

As the blood managed to find some way back into her brain, she could hear the rushing reality come screaming back as Sakiberry called out her name. “Like, Neri-Neri? Are you, like, dead?”

SLAP!

Two hands landed firmly on thick peaches.

“Oh! D-do you, like, like my twerking that much~?”

“Yes, Sakiberry. I like your twerking a lot. Let me show you how much I enjoyed it.”

The calmness in her voice made Sakiberry uneasy yet strangely aroused, “Um, like, okay~ How are y-AAHHH!!”

What had started as a greater than average tip inside her quickly spiralled into the thickest piece of meat outside of a barbarian’s torso being thrust inside of the fashion diva. There was no mercy. No friendship. Only pure mouth-foaming rutting.

It wasn’t Neri’s fault that the pussy felt so amazing to fuck. The squishy walls were pulsing around her meat, pulling her in, begging her to stay, yet so happy when she’d temporarily leave. The madness of their heated bodies had overtaken them both. Neri could only thrust and Saki could only spread her legs, roll her eyes back, and beg for more through moans.

Words were gone now. The sound was just slapping meat and high pitched screaming. Cock in pussy, nuts on thighs, four breasts slapping against each other. Nerimaki was treating Sakiberry like an onahole, her hands around her waist for sheer power of thrusting. Only releasing her grip to powerfully slap at the ass that had taunted her. An image of Sakiberry with an engorged stomach thanks to the cum in her nuts had formed, and was making her hips act even stronger to enact such a powerful image.

The slimes were going nuts nutting now, jumping up to stage to unload rope after rope into the jug. It was hard to really tell where their attentions lay without eyes, but their exicted hands had gone to ludicrous speed once the tryst of Crimson Demons came to light.

Dodonko was still going at her task (somehow creating a ripple to her perfect pantie peaches that jiggled more than the slime boys) with a growing smile, “Man~ Saki broke her first? I really wanted to feel Nerimaki cum in me~”

“Jerk! Off! To! My! Ass!” Meanwhile, Funifura was barking while shoving her rear in one poor slime’s face, “Ah! Don’t LICK it!” She moaned, not moving her butt away from him as he probed her while stroking his gloopy goo shooter.

The center of attention was still the leading ladies though.

More and more slimes disappearing, thinning out the crowd while jism seemed to be spraying around like fireworks. It didn’t deter Nerimaki in the slightest. If anything it stoked her to ram into her friend even harder as nirvana slowly approached.

“L-like, fuck!” Sakiberry moaned, hands clawing against the sperm covered stage to help her grip to reality. “Neri-Neri~! Y-you’re, l-like, so good!”

Every thrust just stirred Sakiberry more and more. Like the cock could slam pleasure directly from her cervix to her brain in one easy move, before bouncing back to spread heat throughout her body, right when the next powerful thrust was being delivered. It was mind alteringly erotic, and it was still going to get better.

Nerimaki could feel that clawing release ebb ever closer but could never anticipate the absolute insanity that is a male orgasm.

Stars shot across her vision, a noise tried to escape her throat, and every cell in her body set on fire all at once. Could she quantify it on a graph, the pleasure level hit her previous best with only a clit then exploded past it as the jizz filled her huge cock and began filling Sakiberry.

Blast after concentrated blast shot out from her engorged tip. Finally emptying the balls that had been torturously full for what felt like an eternity.

Her hips were still slapping away like a broken golem’s final repetitive order. Wanting the tight slit to milk as much jizz from her as she could. Maybe she realised Sakiberry was cumming too from her white sauce suplex, but it didn’t really matter. Nerimaki just wanted to keep this pleasurable peak going forever. Shuddering as the jism squeezed around her cock and splattered against her smooth thighs.

Whatever pride she still had was long gone now. Eyes rolled back and mouth agape, the tavern worker was barely living through her ragged breathing. There was more white gushing out of the gap between her legs as the Kazuma cock finally wilted just a little.

With a splat, she fell backwards. Neither her nor Sakiberry were particularly cognizant, not noticing that the slimes had gone now, with only their two friends left in the room.

“Damn, fun’s over already, Neri?” Dodonko teased, crouching down and poking the still leaking slab of meat. The beast was still mostly upwards and almost impossible to see around the drenchening of cum and ‘berry juice’.

“Leaving us to clean up all this Kazuma cum, eh Dodonko?” Her friend smirked, to which she heartilly nodded. The pair of girls quickly diving in to ‘help’ clean their friend’s cock as thoroughly as she’d fucked Sakiberry.

None of the girls realised the jug was full and the door had opened a while ago.


“Look at this, Aqua.” I smiled while wading my hand through the shimmering rose pool of liquid that we’d found, creating quite the ambience for the two of us. It was a full indent in the centre of the small room. And the way it twinkled against the lanterns’ light created cascading patterns across the walls and ceiling.

“Wow… it is pretty.”

With a dainty press of her finger, she scooped up a bit of the puddle and gave it a sniff before placing it on her tongue.

“Tasty, isn’t it?” I nodded, doing a similar thing with my own dripping hand, “Pure aphrodisiac. Better than any Wiz has ever sold.”

“PFFTTTPHHH!!! What?! Like, horny juice?!”

“Mm, the very same. And it’s so pure down here, some go years trying to recreate this recipe. The horny debuff doesn’t really work on me, sadly. But maybe you’re feeling some tingles?”

From her parted lips and thousand yard stare, I could tell I was right, “Nn… Darkness…”

“Plenty of chances to scratch that itch further in the dungeon!”


Monsters, demons, horrible creatures ripe to be exploded. These were the ingredients promised to Megumin when she stepped foot inside this dungeon.

Yet here she was, having to watch the most ludicrous of dungeon puzzles be solved.

Seducing a golem.

“W-what beautiful… eyes… you have?” Sansara threw out, trying her best here.

The humanoid golem said nothing, if only out of probably confusion due to its lack of eyes. All the right parts were where they needed to be, but it lacked any true human features like a mouth, fingernails, or a pulse. Grey stone shifted against itself, robotically moving its right hand towards the animal girl’s face, and though it lacked defined fingers, its oval digit managed to still move some hair away from her eyes somewhat romantically.

“D-damn, how is this a-actually working on me?” She murmured to herself, reaching forwards to land a kiss on the golem’s general mouth zone.

Megumin had some ideas on why it was working, but she was on bad enough terms with these girls as it was.

The girl was quickly lifted up in a bridal style hold and then carried to the left side of the room, where a very nice, scarlet, king sized bed was prepped for the golem and his girl. Without missing a robotic beat, Sansara was tossed onto the bed while a long stone schlong began escaping the golem’s crotch.

Kaikai was still a bit behind Sansara on the seduction route. She was still on her ‘date’ with her particular golem. It was all very banal to Megumin. A candlelight dinner of rock piles, another set of golems being a string quartet (playing a surprisingly nice jazz cover of an Axel Hearts song), and the slightly dopey Kaikai having to try and make small talk with her ‘date’.

“Um, were you born here?” She asked, to no response, “It’s a very nice dungeon if you were.”

“Do you have any hobbies? I like to nap, personally. The Crimson Demon’s top most napper, Kaikai!”

“I’ve napped in dungeons like this too. Usually it isn’t too much trouble to clear out the first few enemies to find a rest poi-”

“HOOOLLLYY~!! KAIKAI HURRY UP!” Sansara screamed, completely buried under the rock pile, “These Golems cocks are like pistons!” Dzzzztt “AAND IT VIBRATES TOO!”

Moans quickly overtook the tiny room, and the top most napper quickly began trying to play footsie under the table with her date. Soon enough she’d be next to her friend on the bed, getting vaginal avalanches… while Megumin watched on.

The explosion wizard turned to her right.

An unmoving statue, grey stump held out towards her, awaiting her hand so it could take her to ‘dinner’. Her own golem date, that she was too stubborn to accept.

There was no kicking her way out of this puzzle. She had to get at least a little physical with this golem in order to progress through the dungeon. It sucked. Explosion themed tempestuous thoughts were on the rise in her head.

It didn’t help that the size and shape of the golem reminded her so much of Kazuma.

She couldn’t help the thought infecting her mind! As soon as she noticed it was impossible not to notice. They had no distinguishing features, a plain body, and a little bit of moss on the top that looked like scruffy hair. All Kazuma. Like somebody had cursed him to be multiple golems right now.

Could she really go on a fake date with this thing just because it reminded her of her ex?

As Kaikai joined her colleague on the bed, Megumin knew she was going to be left behind. They’d be let through to the rest of the dungeon, and she’d be stuck with an undateable brick wall.

But, if this really was supposed to be Kazuma, then she only really knew of one way to go about this.

Grabbing it by the shoulders, she brought it in close. Whispering an angry hiss at him, “Listen Pebbles. We’re going to go k-kiss in secret, then you get five minutes to look at my underwear. That’s all you’re getting, got it?!”

Even with all the loud sex going on in the ‘bedroom’, there was a certain eagerness to the golem’s nod that made Megumin happy. Maybe it could still register how cute she looked when talking about more innocent acts. Megumin wasn’t going to give up so easily, taking him back to the hallway they had been in, away from prying eyes.

The dungeon was a myriad of traps and puzzles, a place of strangely sexual monsters and bizarrely horny magic items. Many stories occured within the walls of this day as the Crimson Demon clan fought for their leadership. Now brought to you in a nice splattershot montage of smut:

“Isn’t this date wonderful, Aqua?” Asked Darkness.

The blonde was currently getting licked out by the mini-boss of the dungeon: a queen lamia. Known for their more snake like appendeges, looking less like a human with a snake tail and more just a snake with arms and a chest. Darkness was dealing with her like she did everyone, using a normality to make her submissive and breedable. Letting the queen’s long tongue scrape along her insides.

“MRRFFPFRMFRH!” Replied the Goddess. Darkness was quite jealous of her girlfriend’s position, wrapped tightly between the long scaly tail of the queen, but she knew that she should let Aqua have her fun. It was only fair.

Though, if Darkness was to admit it, she was getting sort of jealous of Aqua always being the one to set off the fun traps…


Minutes were crawling to a stand still between the two daughters. Boredom was setting in. Yunyun was looking around, deciding to focus on the various tools on the table. So many long items, to think that women bring them inside themselves. Kazuma had once drunkenly asked her for a ‘tittyfuck’, was that where this big thing would be…

“Don’t even think about it.”

The dildo still clearly wobbling, Yunyun snapped her hands behind her back. “I-I wasn’t!”


Arue had finally clambered out of the hole.

“Hmm, with the benefit of such rich hindsight, I must say the damage has already concluded to my points total. I simply may as well enjoy the next few hours~”

Arue jumped back in the hole.


“No, seriously, we’ve been cursed to change bodies!”

“Why aren’t you two believing us!?”

Sakiberry and Nerimaki looked at each other, then back to ‘Funifura’ and ‘Dodonko’. Their indigted faces very close to the unsure twosome. “I dunno… maybe you’re right?”

“Yeah, like, aren’t you two twins anyway?”

“NO!”

“We’re totally different!”

“Yeah, I don’t have a brother complex for one!”

“Gah! Would you cut that out!?”

As the two argued it became even harder to make sense of the curse. Neither Sakiberry nor Nerimaki had the heart it was hard to tell the two apart on most days.

“Wait a minute, why are you two holding hands?” Asked one of the body swapped pair to the non-cursed two.

“None of your business.”

Though Nerimaki was being a grouch about it, Sakiberry just giggled knowingly, “I, like, caught a Neri-Neri~”

‘Dodonko’ stamped her barefoot on the dungeon floor, “This is getting ridiculous! Why won’t you fuck me too, Nerimaki!? Can’t you see my huge bro-hippo ass?!” She said while slapping her bare buns at the steamed futa.

“Oi, that’s my body you’re pimping out. If anything, fuck my tighter body, Neri-kun.” She said while running her hands over her curves.

“My body is better for breeding! Kazuma had his eyes all over me upstairs!”

“Woah, he did? I thought he was totally looking at my body more. It’s closer to Megumin’s tight and athletic build.”

“Y-yeah… maybe you’re right. But I always thought this body was maybe the sexiest in the whole Crimson Demon village…”

“Woah, I… I thought the same about m-my body…”

Thankfully it turned out that making out with your bodyswapped body was the cure for the curse. Though they were annoyed that their steamy lovemaking had encouraged Sakiberry to give Nerimaki a sneaky blowjob.


“Come on, Megumin! We’ll leave without you if you don’t hurry!”

“They’re fake, ya know! It’s just an effect of the room!”

“Five more minutes!” The short stack whined, “I wanna see how Darkness lifts these things!”

Admittedly, Megumin was doing more than just testing the limits of her spine. The newly formed pair of bazongas she was experiencing thanks to the breast expansion trap room were certainly magical for a few reasons. Double Ds. The kind of melons that Kazuma would be all over given the chance. Stretching out her small wizard attire with such a deep cleavage on display. Megumin just wanted to bounce them and let her fingers sink into the fatty tissue a little while longer.


Aqua really hoped she’d get her harumaki back when the dungeon was over. Sure, the sight of Darkness in a full body pantyhose was pretty sexy, and perhaps the first time she was having fun in the dungeon, but she still didn’t want her Goddess clothes to be eaten by some weird sex goblin… especially while she was wearing a new outfit she had been forced to change into.

Her new outfit was something that looked like a sexy Halloween version of a Sailor Scout from Kazuma’s Japan. It pushed her Goddess chest up, adjourning the chest puppies with a big red ribbon. The mini-skirt wasn’t too much shorter than what Aqua usually wore, though the midriff being on display (and the non-invisible g-string) were new. Darkness had even been nice enough to motorboat Aqua after she asked, but right now her outfit was just feeling too weird…

It was, like, really uncomfortable. Really really… and growing more uncomfy by the second?

“Hang on… w-why is my outfit shrinking?!”

“What?!” Darkness replied, “T-that’s not fair! You got the cursed shrinking outfit?!”

The ribbon on her chest was constricting around her like a snake, the tiara felt like it was chewing her scalp, and the string in her pussy began clenching into her. The vaccuum seal around her clitoris and vulva made no sense, but Aqua could do nothing but struggle against the cloth.

“Why does the dungeon keep choosing YOU to set off the traps?!” Darkness whined, “I was the one who loved ero-dungeons…”

“D-ACK! DARCKNESTH!”

“You’re right… you’re someone I care for very much, so I should just be happy that you’re enjoying yourself.”

The poor Goddess would have yelled at her girlfriend if the choker around her neck wasn’t making it a struggle to speak. Hitting her fist against the blonde wall’s chest to try and get her to tear this shitty squeeze suit off her body.


For a fortune teller, Soketto really enjoyed throwing herself at every trap possible.

Her tiny crew had been put through the absolute wringer. There was probably reasons they were all in loose fitting silken lingerie, but they couldn’t remember it anymore. Too many hypnosis coin traps and blissful rapturous orgasms had totally thrown off their equilibrium.

Soketto just guided them every step of the way, pointing out where they should step to receive another blast of pleasure through an aphrodisiac spray trap, or a vibrating nipple pastie trap, or an anal plug cat tail trap, or whatever else would happen as they stepped from room to room. Soketto somehow knew all of it. Even when they tried to avoid it, she’d actually know already and you’d step on where it REALLY was.

Their pace was getting slower just from how much horny they were experiencing. Though, even with the slower pace, their points were growing fast, just because Soketto always knew exactly how they were able to win them so easily.

However their point gathering was halted rather quickly as they all stepped on a trap at the same time.

A trap that had them all trapped inside the wall. Rears, feet, and hands all trapped completely on the other side of the stone.

“Now, we play the waiting game~” Soketto purred, “She’ll be here soon~”


There was little the group could do when Nerimaki was cursed a second time.

After finding a room with clothes in, they thought this was their luck finally turning. But what they hadn’t expected was the clothes would make them act like the themed cosplay each costume represented.

Dodonko the big butt clown just wanted to make people happy with her funny antics and honking tits. Funifura the dog was similarly happy to lick people’s faces and serve as woman’s best friend. Only Sakiberry the slave girl seemed to anticipate the actions of Nerimaki the cave girl, who had roughly railed her in front of the clown and dog to instantly to prove she was alpha of the pack.

The strange breeding ritual of the prehistoric woman overtook her entire psyche. Her loose fitting animal skin themed rags slapping about as she went from girl to girl filling them with the ‘white happy goo’ for ‘baby make’.

While usually such a thoughtful girl, she had almost an empty head while filling up all three of her friends over and over again. Digging her teeth into the ‘dog’s’ shoulder while hammering her deeply in the obvious style position. Using her cavewoman strength to lift the clown like she was a balloon and railing her while her tits jumped around lewdly.

Even as the curse wore off and they became themselves again, Nerimaki couldn’t fight the feelings inside her. Kazuma’s cock had unlimited sperm tanks, able to pump and pump forever. She only wished that Arue was here too, and Yunyun, Soketto, Saikmiko, even Musume! Even while mauling Dodonko’s saucy tits, the cock was maknig her think of pushing over and filling the Demon Lord’s daughter with her breeding juice.

There was one fact she was not prepared to realise though. The cock? It was starting to feel right. Like it was always meant to be.

Could it be the curse? How long would it last? If it was permanent, could she use it as a draw for new customers in her tavern?

“Hey, what’s that?” Asked Dodonko, currently taking a break while Neri filled up her slave girl once more.

The image she was talking about was just in the hallways of the next room, four naked asses sticking invitingly out of the wall.

Nerimaki would blame her next thought on the caveman curse, but she knew it had already passed:

‘Mm. Four new holes to breed~’


“Aqua! Please let me set off a trap, please!”

“MFMFMGGPMF!” Translated to: “I’m not trying to do it!”

Darkness had to just sit there and watch as her girlfriend hogged all the fun. Currently dangling from ropes after being tied up so wonderfully. Her pussy probably rubbing along the rough hemp, her pores experiencing such delicious chafing, all while the blonde tried to set off the same mechanism to let her up there too.

This was getting to be unfair how much fun Aqua was getting. Ero-dungeons were meant to be shared!

Chapter 105: Crimson Dungeon (Final Part: Daughters of Demons)

Summary:

Grab all the treasure you can, the end of the dungeon is nigh.

Thanks again to Cross C~

Chapter Text

Things were a little tense between the two girlfriends.

Aqua was annoyed at Darkness for not saving her more. Treating every trap like a fun experience, when the Goddess could feel they were not. And on the other side, Darkness was heavily jealous that she wasn’t getting hit with traps.

“...looks like there’s another room up ahead.” Darkness mumbled.

“...yeah, great.” Aqua replied dryly.

Neither were looking at each other, and the hand holding had stopped a little while ago. Now they were just trying to get through this without pulling each other’s hair out.

Though Darkness was the first to realise the kind of room that lay ahead of them, and was the first to change her tune.

--POV Shift--

“A tentacle room! Finally! I call dibs!”

My feet thundered down the hallway, trying to hit every stone trap it could just in case I got lucky for once. Aqua wasn’t going to beat me there this time! I would finally get my own glorious fun inside the ero-dungeon!

Like a rapturous hug, the tentacles opened themselves up to me leaping at them. I could feel their slithery embrace wrap around my torso, curl around my arms, coil down my legs, and embrace my entire head. My moans could not help but leak out as I finally got to be one with an erotic dungeon’s main event! The tentacles were a staple, a tentpole of all novella, and I had got to experience them so rarely in my adventures with my friends.

There were so many, I probably didn’t even need to worry about Aqua getting here first. The whole room had them hanging from the ceiling like swamps collect vines. Their fleshy colour tone would not fool any jungle climber though, but it suited my needs perfectly, their rounded purplish tips wasting no time in pulling away my nylon outfit, readying themselves to both pull me apart and push through my pussy.

From behind me I could hear footsteps tentatively approach. “Aqua! Sorry I was impatient! Come on in, the tentacles feel great!”

With the way my spine arched upwards to try and feel the appendage wriggling into me, I was weightlessly hung upside down, my breasts unable to fall from the suction of two mouthy tentacles, but my eyes able to gaze upon my beautiful naked girlfriend…

And the anger in her eyes.

“Darkness, I-I don’t like it! I want to go home!”

With a pout I wasn’t expecting, she turned away from the lovely tentacles, returned to the hallway we came from, and huddled herself into a ball. Hugging her knees tightly and clearly crying a little while refusing to look at me.

“A-Aqua…?”

“I don’t like it! I don’t like this dungeon! It’s all gross and weird, and full of nasty things, and I like sex but I know you like this stuff so I should like it too, but I’m a Goddess and having these things touch me is so-!”

“Woah! Woah-ho-ho! Aqua, it’s okay. It’s really okay.” I reassured, not able to physically do so as I was getting groped all over by tentacles, but verbally doing as best as I could. “Can you please look at me?”

Her eyes flashed around to look at me, then turned back.

“Aqua, please?”

Another beat and she did finally shift her butt around on the stone to look at me, though it was clear she was still upset.

“I’m sorry, Aqua. I think I got ahead of myself and assumed you were enjoying it as much as me… nothing hurt you, did it?”

Her pout refused to leave, but her eyes softened a little, “No… not really… felt weird though.”

“I-I apologise again.” I bit my lip briefly as the tentacle wriggled around in my pussy. Being heartfelt is rather difficult while being fucked, but I was up for the torturous challenge, “W-we don’t have to like all the same things just because we’re dating, Aqua. I know some of my tastes are… off putting.”

That seemed to throw off her anger, “But I still like you!”

“And I you,” I smiled back to her, even as my breast was pushed wildly out of place by my attackers, “We’re still figuring all this out, I’ve never dated anyone and now I have two people to love deeply… it’s a lot for me too.” My admission seemed to relieve her a little, and thankfully the tentacles were pushing me towards her into an upside down doggy style position anyway, “My passion for the deranged got the better of me and I ignored your feelings. I simply hoped you would see the wonders of this place that I see. Especially since these tentacles are filled with Kazuma’s cum.”

“...they what?”

“Of COURSE!” I gasped out as the familiar feeling of supreme sized cock filled my pussy, fluttering my eyes in front of Aqua’s, “I… I thought you’d notice the smell by now… this d-dungeon is Kazuma ah~! Th-themed. I think these t-tentacles are like Sy-Sylviaaaaasss!”

The wriggling deepness of the tentacle was fucking hot. The way it scraped my walls lacked Kazuma’s precision, but was made up for in a unique and thrilling spasm.

Aqua’s eyes were now much more inquisitive to the tentacle approaching her face. She sniffed it, tasted it ever so gently, and slowly began to scratch her pussy just a little. “I… I suppose I could at least tr-try it… cause we’re dating! This is still your fault, Darkness!” She insisted, already taking her hand on the Kazuma cock and pointing at me accusingly.

“Yess… my faullttt…” I purred back, losing myself to the weightless fucking the Kazuma tentacles were providing.

Three more cocks floated towards my girlfriend, dripping their thick precum along the way. She continued to lick the tentacle in her hand like ice cream, but was now following their bobbing movements with her head and walking towards them like they were beckoning her.

I could tell there was still apprehension, but she was being very brave in letting a few tentacles wrap around her legs and torso.

The two of us were raised up. It was hard to see the ceiling through the sea of tentacles, and soon it was just as difficult to see the floor. Like we had entered some new dimension of only thick vines around us, that contorted and cocooned us together.

Aqua whimpered in fear, an emotion I was far from personally, but certainly didn’t want her experiencing either.

With only a tiny part of my strength, my right wrist escaped the binding behind my back and grabbed ahold of her face, bringing Aqua gently towards me. The tentacles may be my dream, but I can’t enjoy it if she wasn’t, so ignoring them I made sure to do what they couldn’t and kiss her.

As we embraced the tentacles swarmed. Our bodies only connected by mouth, being hung in basically a straight line like we were both lying on a bed. They were wrapped around us to the point it felt weightless, almost hammock-esque, swinging back and forth as the cock shaped demons began to invade.

I could feel the initial impact of Aqua’s pussy through her gasping. The slimy tentacles felt amazing against my skin, and I knew they were providing the lubricant needed for the apprehensive Aqua. To think we’d be lucky to have tentacles covered in precum~ The mucusy substance spreading over our skins to make them shine with delicious smelling glory.

Aqua didn’t want to let go of my mouth, fighting to remain in contact with me. I still wanted to help and there was one more thing I could do, convince her through words.

“Aqua, do you ever feel like your power is too high?”

“E-eh?”

“You’re a perfect Goddess, and I’ve seen your stats, but the rest of the world isn’t as perfect, is it?” That cute little blush she gets when she isn’t expecting a compliment is so cute, “I sometimes feel that I’m too strong too. Having to control myself to not break delicate cups, or rip through clothes, or even hurt Kazuma. That control can be exhausting though, and I wondered if you ever felt that way too?”

She wasn’t always one for self reflection, so I think she hadn’t considered it until now, “Uhm, maybe sometimes, yeah…”

“That’s why I like being bound.” I admitted, letting my hand go back behind my back, “I lose the need to focus on that control. I sacrifice my body to another’s whims. My transformation from respected knight to worthless onahole complete… and it feels so freeing.”

There was no response, but that was mostly because the tentacles had taken the opportunity to fill our mouths. The telltale taste of Kazuma’s cock filled my tongue and I was sent to a world of pleasure.

Though lacking in his ability to sense through instinct, the tentacles were able to reach much deeper than Kazuma. It was still his hardness, his vein riddled pole that my pussy had totally fallen for, and with the ability to scrape along my weak walls with such power that I loved so much. But now there was a wriggle. Sort of like when Esu or Sylvia got their hands on me, but much more ruthless in its thumping of my cervix and throat.

It was sort of bizarre to think that this wasn’t the first time I’d been penetrated multiple times by the same cock, not that I was complaining. My benighted being had barely begun before baring the beauty of his bovine banana. Even in tentacle form, I knew our bond grew stronger thanks to his amazing abilities.

I was able to lose myself to the pleasure completely. The loss of control I’d told Aqua about had fully taken over as my legs were spread by the foreign squirm-legion. There was no mindful sense of rhythms to the creatures, they just used me like I wanted to be used. Cocks for the cocksleeve. A dirty cumslut that wouldn’t stop squirting her juices across those that carried her.

Perhaps the only negative was that they lacked tentacle testicles to slap on my face as they fucked me, but it was barely worth mentioning.

Between the loud and echoing moans I leaked, I could occasionally form a cognizant thought that recognised Aqua’s voice, equally enjoying the erotic apparatus around us, or at least that’s what I hoped.

The tentacles just kept flipping me around, tightening their grip on me as my orgasms kept accidentally shaking me loose. Say what you want about precum covered tentacles, but I’d probably still use rope to bind me nine times out of ten. As such I did get to see at least one shot of Aqua enjoying herself.

I probably shouldn’t have been as happy as I was to see she’d let them bind her arms behind her back, but I was. Her pussy and asshole were happily taking the same piston style fucking I was recieving, but there were more of them, and the tentacles seemed more playful with her than me.

From my angle it sort of looked like she was in a doggystyle position, though with legs a bit further apart. Two tentacles were rubbing against her dangling breasts, slapping her nipples and pressing into them hard. Three more were just rubbing themselves along her face. Not penetrating her, just teasing the Goddess by making her face drenched in precum and drool. Marking her like Kazuma had done so many times before.

So many squirming tendrills of pleasure. My body felt more like a floundering skyfish, trying so limply to escape the iron net, completely at the mercy of its captors. The tentacles had no mercy (thank the Gods). They knew only holes and those that provided them.

They knew that our holes were the most experienced in the dungeon at making Kazuma's cock feel at home. Just as the rigid pole inside of me knows exactly how to make me feel loved.

Ah~

Dear Yunyun,

With deepest regrets, I inform you that the two of us have reached the end of our ero-dungeon quest.

The monsters are too sexy for us. To think the two girlfriends of Satou Kazuma could ever survive a long time inside a temptuous maze like this was, perhaps, wishful thinking.

I do hope our points total has secured first place for you, and not hindered your score from any superior opponents. I know our team will be divided by six, but me and Aqua simply cannot continue.

Though I regret not being able to help you, I also would not change the outcome, even if I had reality changing earrings. Which I do not.

Thank you for inviting us,

Darkness the Tentacle-Wrapped Whore

XXX


Nerimaki, pulsating with a power she never knew existed, stared.

There, before her, lay a tableau that would have sent shivers down the spine of even the most seasoned Crimson Demon Mage. Four of her fellows, were encased in a wall, only their legs and delicious asses protruding, ripe for-

Nerimaki's gaze fixated on the parade of curvaceous wonders before her. Each unclothed posterior swayed with a rhythm that set her enormous appendage to a throbbing fury. Her cock practically stretched itself, lifting her towards the teasing butts in front of her. It pointed like an iron bar, and twitched with a need to sink into every slick waiting orifice. Gone were the days of innocent appreciation; her mind now translated every wiggle into a shameless proposition.

"Like… look, it’s Soketto, Poritan, Makaromi, and Putano..." remarked Sakiberry and Nerimaki suddenly noticed the magical portals set into the wall above each set of ass cheeks. These provided displays of each girls' face.

Nerimaki surveyed the tableau, a cruel smile twisting her lips. "Well, well, well," she drawled, her voice dripping with mock concern. "Seems you girls have gotten yourselves into a bit of a sticky situation. But fret no more! Your Crimson Champion is here to~" Her sentence dissolved into a suggestive wiggle of her hips, the monstrous appendage dangling between her legs swaying hypnotically.

Nerimaki couldn't help but feel an unseemly excitement to see the village's much disputed but generally grudgingly accepted most beautiful lady in the wall. Soketto, the woman with the way-t00 broken fortune telling magic… her perfect feminine visage peered through the portal, her deep crimson eyes seeming to lock onto Neri's knowingly.

There was a sultry curve to her lips, a silent invitation to Nerimaki's eyes. Her expression was a mix of anticipation and desire, the kind that promised pleasure and demanded satisfaction. On this side of the wall, her lower body was a vision of perfection, very clearly a higher level of erotic beauty than the three really quite attractive, but merely ordinary bottoms in a line to its right. Nerimaki felt her mouth dry out as she appreciated that huge and rounded ass. There was a nymphlike symmetry to her backside, with each cheek perfectly proportional to the other, yet both somehow feeling soft and inviting in their own unique way. Nerimaki gulped and felt her cock twitch violently as she stared at the petal-soft folds of Soketto's pussy, on display between her luscious thighs.

To Soketto’s right was Poritan's face, framed by her wavy bob of brown hair, it wore an expression of sheer boredom. Her eyes were half-lidded, as if she was trying to take a nap despite the unusual circumstances. Makaromi's face, framed by thick bangs and her signature glasses, was next and showed even more clear signs of boredom. She occasionally adjusted her green headband, her expression one of mild irritation rather than alarm. Her eyes, sharp and intelligent, flicked around the room as if searching for a way out or perhaps calculating the nature of the magic that trapped her.

The final portal showed Putano's face, a mix of frustration and determination. Her feathery brown hair fluttered around her cheeks as she squirmed, her usual small secret smile replaced by a pout of annoyance. Her wide, expressive eyes darted around, clearly seeking a way to free herself from the wall. She wiggled and squirmed on this side, her movements making her small unclad bottom an irresistible sight.

It was pert and cute, an impossibly appealing blend of firm and tender, covered in satiny smooth skin that invited the touch. Nerimaki felt her cock throb as Putano's posterior flexed and clenched with her struggles, each shift providing a fascinating new view of its shapely features.

Nerimaki's eyes returned to linger on Soketto's big feminine derriere as she cocked her head and listened to her companions' discussion.

"This is, like, a really awkward spot to be in," Sakiberry piped up, apparently more interested in the next solution to their dungeon predicament than the delicious fillies stuck like flies in amber. "I'm, like, not sure what we should do here."

"There isn't any obvious message written on any of the walls." commented Dodonko, spinning in place and looking around.

There was a sealed door at the opposite end of the room past the line of offered asses. Funifura frowned, then stared at it with a peculiar intensity, as if willing it to open by force of thought alone.

Nerimaki knew exactly what was necessary. It was so obvious.

"Well, team," she declared, voice dripping with theatrical authority, "it seems we've encountered another stupidly erotic predicament. But fear not! Your magnificent leader has devised the solution!"

"Neri-san, is that right? I, like, knew you'd think of something~! What's the plan?" Sakiberry sounded impressed.

Funifura looked the opposite, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms below her hanging breasts.

"This is simple, comrades," Nerimaki declared, her voice dripping with the misplaced confidence of a schoolyard bully who'd just discovered a porn magazine. "The path forward is clear! I must deliver my essence to each of these… unfortunate souls." She gestured grandly towards the trapped Crimson Demons, her member twitching with a life of its own.

With a smirk, Sakiberry looked almost proud, “We, like, really unleashed Neri’s beast mode, haven’t we?”

Funifura piped up, a note of urgency lacing her words. "Hold on, Nerimaki! See that rune there?" She pointed towards the wall, where a small, ominous clock symbol pulsed with an ominous red glow. "It's counting down!"

Nerimaki scoffed, the very notion of patience a foreign concept to her hormone-addled mind. "A mere distraction, Funifura! Can't you see? The true challenge is to conquer these delectable morsels before time runs out! A test of my… virility!" Her massive balls throbbed in agreement, sending a delicious jolt through her entire body.

Dodonko chimed in, her voice a rumbling counterpoint to Nerimaki's enthusiasm. "But Nerimaki, what about the clock? Funifura's right, it's counting down! Maybe we have to resist… your… uh…" she struggled for the right word, "enthusiasm" wouldn't quite cut it, "…for however long that timer runs?"

"Silence! Your musings are nothing but specious babbling!" Nerimaki strode forward, her eyes latched upon the most beautiful Crimson Demon Mage's big beautiful butt with deep relish, her hands settling upon Soketto's wide hips, "This is an erotic dungeon! Most of the challenges have been about cumming and enjoying ourselves! There’s nothing sexual about not having sex!”

“What about edging?”

“Shut up! You know I’m right! We've been tested so far, and it's clearly this!” Her proud conclusion included a red hand mark directly on Soketto’s rear, “I'm going to be the chief! I'm the only one with the balls to do this!"

"Balls, Nerimaki?" Dodonko asked quizzically, "I know you have some extra right now, but-"

Her words were cut short as Nerimaki made a smooth motion and drove the entirety of her imposing girthy member into the presented mage's succulent booty in one smooth movement. A fluid wave rippled across Soketto's skin, marking the moment that Nerimaki's invading phallus became fully lodged in her perfect pussy. Nerimaki savoured that initial penetration. The gripping pressure of her velvety walls squeezing and massaging her cock as she teased it deep inside Soketto's center was deliciously tight. Soketto shuddered, her lips parting to utter a soundless moan, her back arching as she strained against the invisible bonds that held her fast. Nerimaki smiled evilly at the effect she was having on her prize, her gaze dropping to her hips as she drank in the erotic sight of her crotch grinding against Soketto's tailbone.

Close enough, yet totally inaudibly, to Nerimaki, was a loud moan. “Mmmm~! Ahh, th-this is the r-right timeline!”

“Eh?!” Poritan gasped in panic, “What?! What’s happening?! Is someone doing something to you Soketto-san?!”

A sultry nod, fueled mostly by her thrusting body, returned to her, “Ohhh~ I pray you all do your b-best for her~” The fortune teller groaned, “If we do, then our tavern will become the g-greatest-nnnn-e-ever!”

“Are they getting better beds?” Asked Makaromi.

“Better. We may be getting in the timeline with the Crimson Demon’s legendary futa queen~”

"Oh yeah! I bet your fat Kazuma cock feels, like, totes amazing, Neri-san!" moaned Sakiberry from a few feet over the wall.

Nerimaki wiggled and swirled her hips, enjoying the way that Soketto's suctioning womanhood clung to her shaft as she slowly drew herself out. Her cock glimmered with arousal as she pulled back, Soketto's wetness clinging to it in thick strings that glistened in the dungeon lights. Then with a gentle motion, Nerimaki thrust forwards again, sinking deep into Soketto's tight warmth and relishing the way her inner walls rippled and quivered in response. Soketto's face in the portal directly in front of the futa was a mask of slack-jawed pleasure, like she knew exactly what face to pull to arouse her attacker. Her tongue hung out of her mouth and she rolled her eyes up as Nerimaki bottomed out in her once more.

"Mmh. Yes. I believe they will enjoy this... very much." Nerimaki mused as she settled into a steady pace of fucking, her body heaving back and forth like a piston as she smacked her pelvis into Soketto's proud globes. Her perfectly symmetrical ass wobbled and quivered with each thrust, and Nerimaki's balls smacked wetly against her dripping lower lips as she moved. “Ohh, fuck. I can see why Bukkororii lusted over this thick ass, too bad it’s mine now, shitty neet!” She laughed to the heavens.

A flicker of recognition was sparking within Nerimaki. The constant unwanted gropes, the lewd comments, the desperate lunges - it all made a twisted kind of sense now. With a regular-sized package, those advances were a nuisance, an annoyance she'd learned to endure. But with this behemoth strapped to her, she understood the primal hunger in her patrons’ eyes. They weren't just harassing her - they were slaves to their own monstrous desires, just like her.

From somewhere behind her came Funifura's complaining voice, “So if this needs to be done before the time is up, why is Neri using so much on Soketto?! Just empty those nuts and go to the next person already! Sheesh!”

"Like, shut up Funi-diot!”

Dodonko just seemed to be quizzical, “To be fair, this whole erotic dungeon seems rather vague. Are we earning points by advancing through rooms or every time we orgasm? Surely if it’s the latter then fucking the other team won’t help much.”

“Right? As a competition the whole thing seems poorly designed, especially for Saikomiko.”

“Can’t you two, like, just enjoy it for what it is? Gawd.” said Sakiberry, rolling her eyes at the pair of geriatric whiners, “You just, like, keep fucking whoever you want, Neri-Neri~”

So she did just that.

Though the thrill of fucking the woman of Bukkororii’s desires had a certain spine tingling chill to it, the only cock in the room decided to dip it’s proverbial thick toe in all the provided pools, tasting all four honeypots before deciding who gets to cum first.

As she retracted from Soketto, she could see the fortune teller whisper to the next in line. Poritan seemed the most nervous, wiggling her rear in a panic when a thick piece of meat landed on it, not realising it was exciting its owner more than deterring her. Nerimaki wasn’t even looking at Poritan’s face, just basking in the drippy liquids of such a tight peach, like she’d somehow been hit with every horny curse the dungeon had to offer, practically more liquid than pussy as she pushed forward into the girl.

Yet another hot and tight embrace around her aching cock. She finally understood how her uncle got addicted to gambling, if it was anything like the chemicals flooding her brain while fucking a new cunt then addiction may run in their blood. Sliding back and forth into another one of her classmates was a feeling she would never want to give up, especially after seeing how Poritan’s usually reserved face was melting in lust on the screen.

“G-goddamn… Neri’s a beast, isn’t she?” Funi gasped under her breath. The telltale signs of at least two women masturbating behind her only managed to encourage Nerimaki, “Look at how into it Poritan is…”

Sakiberry purred in agreement, “I’m gonna, like, move into your tavern, Neri-kun…”

“Hey guys the door was open the whole time!” called Dodonko, “guys?”

A glint of her trademark shrewdness pierced through the haze of lust as she switched to the next gal in line. Kazuma's monstrous tool, once a source of shame and frustration, was now a potential goldmine. In a village starved of proper pleasure devices, this - this could be the ultimate product! Those life-size dildos were mere toys compared to the real deal, and the rumors surrounding how males found their pleasure supercharged by witnessing Kazuma’s prowess…well, that could be a whole other line of business. Imagine the coin she could rake in, charging the desperate men of the village for a glimpse of her, Nerimaki, the Crimson Demon Barmaid, wielding the legendary tool on the stunning ladies of the village!

“Yet another satisfied customer!” the leader snarled, getting even the dopey Makaromi to call out an energised ‘more’ while she exited the slit. “Maybe I’ll get my OWN cock fanclub for this! Funi and Dodonko will surely switch over, right girls?!”

“Y-your cock i-is his…” pointed out the bigger breasted wizard, currently being eaten out by her masturbating friend like her pussy was a picutre of her brother. Dodonko having given up on trying to progress the party completely.

Putano had already accepted and begun thrusting back against Nerimaki’s heavy slams, smiling on her purse lips every time the pendulum-esque balls slapped against her thighs.

Though it was Sakiberry whomst seemed most happy, slapping the older woman’s rear a few times while her companion fucked it, “Ooh, like, aunty Putano really kept it tight~ she really wants a kid, Neri-Neri-kyun~” She purred, taking one of her new idol’s breasts in mouth while she fondled her own aunt’s thick bottom.

A twisted sense of heroism took root. Nerimaki envisioned herself as a Crimson Demon Savior, wielding Kazuma's colossal endowment to vanquish the demons of unsatisfied desire plaguing the village women. Each plunge of her tool into the ravenous confines of the older woman’s pussy fueled a growing desire– to become the village's most sought-after pleasure provider, a legend whispered in hushed tones among the desperate and pleasure-starved.

The Crimson Demon’s ultimate stud.

Bar Succubus Lingerie, a title for her parents’ bar that Nerimaki had come up with to trick the male gaze, would now host to this stud exclusively for women wizards and adventurers.

The image of a paying audience – wide-eyed women and envious men – witnessing her, the mighty Nerimaki, wielding Kazuma's staff against the legions of loneliness, was intoxicating. She pictured charging an exorbitant fee, a queen demanding tribute for the privilege of witnessing her "engagements" with her fellow Crimson Demons.

Nothing else mattered to the girl as she grit her teeth and thrust away into the smorgasbord of presented pussy.

Going up and down the line, fucking one for a bit before switching to the next, getting all the different suckling slits to beg for more as her balls swayed ever tighter towards release.

Though Dodonko had complained about the competition, this was beyond all of that now. Nerimaki couldn’t care less about the results of becoming chief.

With this cock, she could change lives.

A growling need to own an even bigger prize: Kazuma’s harem. Beyond the confines of the village, it lay in wait as the largest collection of leaking pussies, ready for her to seed. Nerimaki always knew she was destined for great things, and soon all of his harem would be visiting Bar Succubus Lingerie to bask in a superior cock wielder’s glory.

Her rigorous hip to butt slapping kept building. Too many delectable slits in too little of a time became too much for her too big of a cock to handle.

The sweaty mess of a room full of sluts got to bare witness to Nerimaki burying herself balls deep into the presented rear of Soketto and explode violently inside her well bullied pussy.

Long guttural noises escaped the futa, and while none could be heard from beyond the wall, through the clenched toes and upturned eyes, it was clear that Soketto had loved it too.

Nerimaki had just enough time to escape the fortunate first fuckhole and pump at least one rope of semen into each of the four girls. Putano not getting as much as the other three, but still grinding and squeezing herself as much as she could against the invading phallus for all the cum she could wring out.

Though she wouldn’t have to wait long, as Nerimaki was tended to by her three main sluts, who quickly began lapping up their favourite juices while growing the Kazuma cock for yet another round or two…


Musume and Yunyun continued to sit in silence.

The emotions hadn’t left them.

Anger seemed to still be seething through the daughter of demons, while a growing worry was beginning to bubble up in the daughter of crimson.

Having to rely on someone like Megumin to uphold her dream was beginning to gnaw at her sanity.

But knowing she had to make the daughter of the Demon Lord orgasm was as scary as Yunyun’s first day of school. Could she really do this?

“U-um, we need to continue…”

“No. We give up here.”

And once more the silence returned. Both girls sitting, staring at the challenge, doing nothing but stewing in their feelings as time continued to tick away. Each second another nail in Yunyun’s future.

“B-but…”

“There are six on your team, versus none on any other. Not only have we accrued far more points than the men this morning, now that we have given up here, the others should still pick up the slack and defeat your rivals.” Musume explained harshly, yet with enough insight to show she’d been thinking about it, “This way we do not have to subject ourselves to humiliation, but still remain victorious. We just need to believe in our team.”

It was a rousing speech. One that would have brought many others to her side.

But not Yunyun.

She knew what team she was supposed to believe in, and she knew that they could always seize defeat from the jaws of victory. Megumin exploding the dungeon, getting a minus two hundred point deduction and letting Sakiberry or Kaikai become village chief. Their hedonism ruining the place that Yunyun loved.

“I-I want to keep going!” Yunyun said defiantly, standing up yet remaining still shorter than the sitting Musume. “Please, assist me one more time!”

“No.”

“Please!” Yunyun begged, not backing down now and moving to face Musume head on, “I can’t let it end like this!”

A wicked tongue clicked at her attitude, “Little girl, sit down. Rebellion shall get you nowhere but a one way trip down to hell… geez, I really am sounding more like dad…”

But Yunyun didn’t sit down, instead the lonely girl got angry.

“No way! I can’t just sit here and wait! I don’t care what you do to me after this, but this is the future of MY village! I’m going to fight!”

Stepping forwards, she yanked one of the dildos from the table and began breathing deeply. The size and heft of the item was immense, but for her people she’d have taken something twice this size. Quickly she grabbed the bottle of what she thought was lube and began dousing the plastic shaft with it. “I-if I get myself most of the way there, m-maybe you can just finish me off and it’ll let me through! E-even if I just use your tail for it, or something…”

There was a blush to her enemy’s cheeks, one that at least seemed receptive to the plan. “I suppose I can d-do that much… if you are willing to go that far.” She frowned, watching Yunyun hold the dildo with a great amount of fear, “Have you at least had something like that inside you previously?”

“Never! B-but Arue showed me how to have an o-orgasm with her tongue, so it can’t be too much more difficult with this!”

“That seems like a gross miscalculation.”

“So what?!” She yelled, grabbing at her clothes and disrobing right in front of the spawn of ultimate evil, “I don’t want to feel regret just because it’s scary!”

Neatly, she stacked her folded clothing on the table next to the other paraphernalia. Currently just standing there in a clean pair of white underwear and her socks, because the ground was cold.

There she stood. A true pioneer, and a brave girl.

Though Musume hadn’t been expecting the rush of warmth to her body in seeing this squishy little human naked.

In all the excitement and terror, the daughter of hell had, in fact, been added to Kazuma’s harem. In order to protect her, and by extension Aqua, the woman had joined the ranks of many cum stricken greats like the lowly waitresses of Axel, the newly masochistic blonde Goddess, and a pile of slime.

Oh, and Yunyun of course.

Was the Crimson Demon attracted to women beforehand? The barmaid from her town insisted so (the fictional work she commissioned from Arue of Megumin x Yunyun certainly gave people around town an idea), but we’ll never really know the lonely girl’s feelings as she was never great at perceiving them herself. What we do know is that she definitely found Musume attractive. The idea of this huge wall of feminine muscle being a delicate friend and helping Yunyun get off had been on her mind for minutes now. She wondered if that sharp looking tongue in her mouth could be useful… she wondered about the smell of her armpits… or even just burying herself in those shapely breasts…

And she wasn’t the only one. Musume had so much heat crashing into her as she stared at Yunyun’s body. Forgetting the shame of her own presence as Musume’s eyes drifted along the smooth and tasty looking curves in front of her. It was clear Yunyun took care of her skin, but had a bit of a pudge to her that made her body resemble a pure satin cushion, cute and soft. The antithesis of which was the huge, rock hard thing in her hand.

“Be careful with th-that…” said Musume towards the thick purple rod, her eyes sliding over to the white panties nearby, “That place looks… sensitive…”

With a gulp, Yunyun nodded, “Th-thanks. Um, I’ll t-tell you when I’m close, o-okay?”

“Very well.”

“Mm… um, do you know… what it’s like to be ‘close’?”

After a beat, and a severely raised eyebrow from Musume, Yunyun ignored her own question and begun.

Her technique was simple: sit down, place the dildo at her entrance, and then profit, presumably. She quickly enacted the first two phases without issue, but the third had yet to arrive, only applying pressure to her entrance as the scary sized object was wanting to enter her.

“Closing your eyes seems unwise, you currently have it lined up to the wrong hole.”

A squeak of embarrassment later, Yunyun stared intently at her own pussy. To be watched like this was too much. All the heat was going to her face as Musume watched so intently. Like she was an animal at the circus.

“This is certainly taking a while. Are you sure your resolve is strong enough?” she continued to comment, “If it was dripping with moisture, would that make the object enter you easier?”

“S-shush!”

Not once in her entire life had the daughter of the Demon King ever been shushed. These Crimson Demons truly were the biggest divas of Axel. Though Musume did not get the chance to argue as with her resolve questioned, Yunyun fought through her own fear to plunge the dildo inside of her.

“AH! AHH! AHHHH!!!”

“It… it actually stretched…” Musume murumed, leaning in to gaze at Yunyun’s pussy, “Amazing, human…”

There was a bit of pain, and mostly discomfort from the sizeable appendage poking into the girl. Her chest heaving and sweat gushing down the sides of her face, “NNGGHHH!! Haaa~! Haaahhhh~!”

Movement occurred, inch after inch stretching Yunyun’s insides as her hips bucked uncontrollably. Knees shaking, teeth clattering, but it was soon too much for her, and with an audible ‘POP!’ the dildo was evacuated.

Musume got a good eyeful of the insides of a human, and for once it didn’t make her uncomfortable. The steamy dark salmon insides of Yunyun’s slit were only visible for a moment, but they lingered on Musume’s eyes like gazing briefly at the sun. Thoughts of how such a rich environment felt, or tasted, or even smelled, danced upon Musume’s brain. Her vision also catching the dripping dildo in her hands and gulping. This girl would go down in history as one of the greatest warriors of her kind. To face such incredible odds and survive…

“You fought well. But perhaps it’s-”

“No! I can go again!” She yelled, but couldn’t get the energy up to actually do it yet, only sit up.

Even that was shocking to the daughter, “Why? Why do you continue?”

“My father is retiring… and I want to be there for the village…”

“Hmm, no one told me you were the Village Chief Daughter,” Musume’s claw stroked at her chin. It had been told to her a few times, but this was the first moment she was retaining information about Yunyun in any capacity, “So you wish to follow in your father’s footsteps? Continue his legacy?”

“...well, no. I don’t.”

“Hm?” Musume tilted her head, “But… you are trying to do the job he is currently employed in doing?”

“Yeah, but I don’t want to do it because of that! I want to be the chief because I want to help! I’m doing this for me, not him!”

Musume’s eyes widened. Genuinely shocked with the resolve and perspective from the Crimson Demon girl.

“I don’t care what anyone thinks. I don’t care if they all call me normal, or boring, or plain, or unneeded…” She made herself sad briefly, but bounced back to shake the dildo in defiance, “I have a bullheaded rival who followed her dreams and became the strongest mage no matter how many people called her stupid! She has fun every day, with lots of friends, and who makes me believe I can follow through with my goals too! I am Yunyun! Future chief of the Crimson Demons! And this is for my future!”

With a slam on the ground, Yunyun now loomed over the object, threatening to put her whole weight on the thing. Tearing her bra off, letting her massive chest bound back and forth at the weird angle she was leaning and panting.

“NNN! Haaa! I… I can do th-this!” She demanded from herself, twitching wildly at the attempt, anger at her failure to even get a few inches inside of her. “W-why does it have to be so b-big?”

But Yunyun held out, trying her best to jump up and down, a gush of juices pouring out from her the more the scraping plastic attacked her. Her belly was wriggling from the intruder’s presence. Her chest was bouncing all over the place. And in all her excitement, Yunyun missed her new companion standing up.

“I have been a coward, and a fool.” Said Musume, her cloak falling to the ground, “I have been placidly waiting. To find out if my father is still alive to guide me, or if someone else would come and save me… but I think I was just waiting for an answer to my life. For someone to reassure me that my path was correct. I cannot wait for another to tell me how to live my own life. I must become a leader through my own desires, not an inherited will. Young Crimson Demon, thank you for showing me my own strength. I will become the Demon Queen, and kill all humans!”

All the good feeling Yunyun were feeling escaped her immediately.

“W-WHATIADIDNTWHWA-?!”

The soft chuckle of evil couldn’t help but escape Musume’s lips, “Hmhm, kidding~” She admitted, much to the stressed Yunyun’s confusion and misery. “I have resolved to become a better Demon Queen, like Iris and I always talked about. Though, perhaps I just wanted to see some fear in my prey before I brought them to Heaven.”

Her prey only gulped.

Musume’s body looked crafted in its proportions. Her broad shoulders came into view as the spiky black pauldrons fell to the ground. Strong abs above a long white shawl, also being untucked to reveal a garter belt for her iron leg guards, once more coming undone. More and more creamy skin became unleashed as Musume stripped for Yunyun. The sparks in the lonely girl’s brain flew when a fully naked Demon Queen appeared before her. Soft mounds bigger than her head that looked perfect for sucking. An hourglass figure despite her bulk, thanks to a wide pair of hips. What really surprised was the moist pussy lips of a demon, sporting a nicely well kept tuft of white hair that matched the long hair up above.

The only parts she couldn’t remove, her long black tail and horns, remained, and the former of which reaching past Yunyun to grab her own dildo from the table. “I will not be defeated by the Crimson Demons, nor any of their traps!” Musume declared to whichever chunni was still listening to her, “This girl will win! I will win!”

Taking matters into her own hands, Musume sat down behind Yunyun and let her fall into her naked body. There was a squeak of excitement from her as her head fell into the cavern of cleavage, the brunette’s entire vision being covered by the huge breasts of the Demon Queen.

“Just remain calm, we’ll get through this together.”

It was hard to argue with Musume, and not only because Yunyun was trapped in her body. Even during the recent orgy epidemic, Yunyun often had to insert herself into her new friend’s desires, usually taking it upon herself to be the licker, rather than the licked. But right now clawed hands were wrapping around both her midriff and clenching against the base of the dildo inside her pussy.

The taller woman gasped, “My word… it really does mimic the heat of a real human, doesn’t it?” Yunyun just hissed at the movement, having only barely gotten used to moving it herself. Now the heated pole was moving by Musume’s command, almost like a real penis…

“Mmm…”

“How intriguing. I was often reprimanded for playing with my food, yet your moans bring me right back to that childish curiosity…” Another inch was pushed in, then slowly scraped out. Trapped within evil thighs, smelling the sweaty chest that so many Crimson Demons had peeped on, it was causing a heavy effect on the lonely girl.

The tail that held the dildo wrapped around and moved towards her face, moving the tits apart like curtains and slinking forwards. Clearly the intention was to suck on the item, which the red faced girl certainly did.

“O-oh! That’s my tail!” Musume grumbled, watching the dildo that her tail had been carrying fall to her thigh. It was the sensual lips suckling on her that threw the future Demon Queen, as she was nursing so tenderly on her tail that Musume felt wild tingles throughout her body. “...that’s my tail…” Moaning softly as she gently allowed Yunun’s tongue to explore the repitilian scales, flicking around her mouth as the strangest sensation began flowing through her.

Their shared rhythm became more on beat as they got more comfortable with each other. Musume still slowly plunging the lonely girl’s pussy with dildo, while Yunyun basically made out with a tail.

Slowly the strange feelings began getting to Musume. Her itchy pussy oh-so-empty, and that dildo on her thigh feeling oh-so-heavy. She wanted it. She didn’t know she wanted it, but feelings can trump experience. Musume would have gone for it, but the moans Yunyun was leaking out were getting louder and louder, and she dare not stop now.

“Mmm! MMmmmMmm~!” She groaned into the tail, her sweaty head leaning heavily against the thick breast tissue, her toes clenching as more heat was slammed into her from Musume’s hand, “MMMMHNNGMMM!!”

A massive squirt of juice escaped Yunyun at an intense speed, splattering against Musume’s crossed ankles and a sizeable distance onto the dungeon floor. Her body was convorting in Musume’s grasp, seeming both floppy and tense at the same time, wriggling through the last of her climax before collapsing in a melted pile.

“Hmm, amazing, Little one. Your village would be proud.” Hummed the Demon Queen, forgetting that this was being streamed live to the men above, “I wish you well in your endeavours of this frivolous dungeon. I assume the door will let you pass now.”

There was a lot of panting, a lot of regaining brain cells, but after all of it… Yunyun seemed unhappy with the result.

She slowly crawled out of the deep pit that was Musume’s body, grabbed the dildo that had been dropped, and turned instead of going for her clothes. “No… we both go…”

“That’s…” For some reason, her voice caught in her throat. The sight of the determined little pipsqueak’s eyes made her heart skip, though perhaps it was because of the loneliness her pussy was feeling, either way she couldn’t hide her interest very well. “T-there’s no need, human. You have achieved your win.”

“Please. To say th-thank you?”

Perhaps one of the boldest moves that Yunyun had done today, including stripping for the Demon Queen, was placing the dildos bulbous head against Musume’s oozing pussy. A small hiss escaped her jagged teeth, but what really sealed it was her tail. Sometimes acting more on instinct instead of Musume’s thoughts, the black girth wrapped around Yunyun’s waist and dragged her forwards. Begging her to agree.

“V-very well…”

What neither had realised when Musume grabbed the other dildo, was that this was the strap-on version.

After getting into the harness and tightening it, the Demon Queen was reminded of that one time she saw Sylvia’s towel fall down in the communal showers. Though Yunyun wasn’t running away shouting ‘sorry Xara’ with her crotch tower in tow.

This was definitely a part of the job of Village Chief that Yunyun hadn’t prepped for. Sort of wishing she’d joined that ‘Kazuma cock fanclub’ if only for some general experience of how this beast worked. She’d at least felt really good just now, so as long as she mimicked Musume she knew that she COULD do it.

“O-okay… I’m going to enter you now.”

“Do as you w-wish.”

With an exhale of frustration, and a little bit of excitement, Yunyun pushed her hips forwards.

“Ah~!” Musume gasped out immediately, “Oh god, oh fuck, th-this was a mistake!”

“D-did I hurt you?! AIP!” She squeaked as the tail pushed against her back, “Wait! I thought-AH!”

Their hips slapped together and the full body of the Demon Queen bucked wildly, “Unngh! This is wh-what I felt! OHFUCK!” Her claws, tail, thighs, and stomach all wrapped around Yunyun, trapping her like she was squeezing onto a beloved toy teddy bear she hadn’t seen in years. All as the dildo reached full breadth inside her.

Unlocking the same feelings that Aqua had bestowed upon her during the soul link.

The gala had been rather eventful, as a recap: Aqua used her power of sensitivity from Kazuma’s cock to build a veritable pleasure bomb on the rampaging Daughter. Those feelings were shared, forcing Musume to have her first ever mind numbing orgasm, but it wasn’t just pussy pleasure she felt during the transfer. No, Aqua had just overcome her own internal demons to reveal her feelings for Kazuma. The love she felt, the relief, the overwhelming happiness, all of it had rushed into Musume at once.

And now, thanks to a dildo that resembled the same cock that was fucking Aqua in the soul share, Musume was feeling intense love and lust for Yunyun.

“Fuck me! Take me you gloriously squishy human!” Musume demanded, giving Yunyun just enough movement to stare into her eyes, “I want to feel this good forever! Fuck ME! UNGH!”

Though she was confused, and very scared, Yunyun wasn’t one to disobey orders. Her hips moving quickly to scissor her strap-on into the demonic slit. The girl quickly melted into Yunyun’s attacks. Just trying to encourage the thick, pussy moulding dildo that was rearranging her innards through force by stroking her hair and rubbing her back.

Yunyun quickly got into it. Feeling rather proud of herself as the Demon Queen moaned under her. Seeing a dark demon like this, mouth open, eyes cloudy, completely submissive… maybe it was unlocking something in the usually timid girl. Emboldening her to start taking ahold of Musume’s tits and squeezing them for her own enjoyment, which the moans echoing in the room certainly encouraged.

More plaps and claps began picking up speed as the two’s rhythms really picked up.

Each thrust from Yunyun may not have been physically strong, but the primal urges it stirred inside Musume were more than doing it justice.

Being wrenched open from every angle by the massive plastic phallus. Reaching all the way down to her demonic womb, not knowing that the pulsing beat from her cervix was a desire for something this particular KazuDildo couldn’t give her, but still was begging her body for. Such maddening heats crashed into her again and again, stirred along by a surprisingly hungry Yunyun, who was giving into her base instincts and cutely suckling upon the raised areola of the demon’s nipple.

It all came to a close as the daughter closed in further around Yunyun.

To the former it was a tense buildup, closing her thighs around the smaller girl that was bringing her such pleasure while the heat neared its peak. To the latter it was a struggle for survival, humping as hard as she could in hopes that her body would be released in the end.

“This… this is the heat! KEEP G-GOING!!” Musume mewled, thrusting her hips back against Yunyun, all until they hit each other at just the right angle for the feelings to crescendo inside of her, “AAHHH FFUUUCCKKKK!!!!!”

Right as her bucking and clenching became dangerous for the girl trapped inside, the tail that had brought them there had one last idea, slinking its way into the gap between strap-on and slit to penetrate Yunyun all by itself. The slightly colder scales suddenly entering her boiling pussy, combined with the intense squishy pressure and her own naughty bubbling second climax, made the two daughters share in the sin. A high pitched scream emanating somewhere from inside the mass of crimson and demon.

After the juices had been flung and the feelings had tempered, Yunyun was finally let free. Musume’s arms and legs falling to her side, though her prey could only lie there on her mons and stomach as her own boiling body failed to move.

“That was… incredible…”

“Yay…” replied Yunyun, always happy to receive praise, though it was clear she was a bit delirious from the squishing, “W-wanna be friends now?”

“Only if we can go again, Little o- Little friend.”

“Eh?”

A hunger had consumed Musume, who flipped the pair of them over so Yunyun was on the floor. Her strap-on pointed upwards, where Musume was readying her larger body to come crushing down atop her.

After all of that, they never did end up moving past this room and totally missed that the door had been open for a while.


Megumin was sick of this place.

Her shitty teammates had abandoned her. Her shitty friends were all probably mocking her. All of this for shitty Yunyun. All this strangeness, the lewd scenes, the bizarre fascination on her ex-boyfriend… it was making Megumin want to explode.

She really really REALLY wanted to explode.

It felt inevitable at this point. Her whole purpose for living was to wipe disgusting hellholes to dust using the power of the ultimate spell, and this shitty, stupid, overly sexualised dungeon needed to go.

Aqua could revive anyone who may be blasted away by her, surely they’d look back and praise her for the explosion, right? Though Megumin didn’t really care. Rationale was leaving her.

The ache, the craving need to explode was permeating her being. Already she was beginning to chant, with the building release bobbing ever closer to her on the sea of relief. Explosion magic would bring her that pleasure. It would. She knew it deep inside her. She’d known it ever since they entered this ero-dungeon, and it repeated every time some lewd bullshit blocked their path. Already crackles of magical energy were appearing at the end of her staff, seeming to match the twitching in her maniacal eye.

If even one more crazy thing happened when turning this next corner, she’d blast it away to smithereens.

Three, two…

“Congratulations, Megumin!”

“EXPLO-! …huh?”

Saved by the briefest of margins, she paused her explosion just in time to not destroy the pinata in the center of the room.

The voice playing over the airways that had congratulated continued, as the pinata spun helplessly in front of the wizard, “You’ve reached the end of the floor! Your team has been awarded an extra few points, and we can confirm that you have won! Team Yunyun has successfully conquered the dungeon!”

A list of point appeared on the walls nearby her, showing that it was fairly close between Yunyun and Nerimaki, but with the bonus points that Megumin won that had pushed them over the edge.

“All players will now be evacuated from the dungeon. Thanks for playing!”

“Hey, what about my pinata-”

And then the floor ate Megumin.

Chapter 106: Post Dungeon Dating

Summary:

Now the dungeon is over, but where does that leave our many protagonists?

Thanks to OneSwoodDude for the help on this one.

Chapter Text

When I opened my eyes, I was greeted with a lovely set of breasts, though not the ones I was expecting to see.

The entire group that had gone into the dungeon were now splayed out on the floor above ground. It seemed we were all eaten by the floor during whatever we were doing and spat out from the dungeon at the same time. There was some announcement about Megumin that I missed while Aqua and I were in the tentacles… and considering she’s the only one of us still clothed right now, it’s safe to assume she won.

And I do mean the only one. Naked women completely surrounded us. It was clear we’d all been interrupted during some hot and heavy scenes, interrupted from our fun and now awkwardly surrounded by our shame.

The atmosphere was tense. Everyone just stared with bright faces at their classmates and fellow villagers surrounding them. One girl with animal ears awkwardly removed her face from another’s crotch. A surprisingly familiar cock hung from another’s legs as she ejected herself from a middle-aged baker woman.

Though the main problem? It wasn’t just the women…

Perhaps a rather shocking revelation was seeing a lot of men’s penises surrounding us. It seemed that there was a LOT of jerking off while we were getting erotic down in the dungeon, the screens above us showing the now empty rooms we’d just been in. Many of the men seemed rather happy, dopey expressions with drool covered lips, even if they had run out of steam from wanking.

It led to a thoroughly cumbersome atmosphere as we all sat around coming down from our sexual highs.

“DON’T LOOK AT ME!”

With a heavy stamp, twas Musume whomst be the first to leave. Those magnificent breasts I’d gotten the best look at jumping around in her shameful escape. She only paused when a dildo fell out of her, an embarrassed chill running through her before running out the exit.

In her escape, she nearly knocked over an entering Kazuma and Saikomiko, who only just dodged the Demon Daughter.

Then they both stepped through, just as naked as the rest of us, as all the Crimson Demons stared at him.

“...um… congratulations, Yunyun?”


“Yes! Congratulations, YUNYUN!”

The clothed crowd erupted around us. Cheers and hollers for their new chief, I could feel the happiness as she beamed and waved back at her fellow village goers. All notions of their own attempts to claim the title forgotten, now was the time for celebration!

After a quick chase to get the freaked out Musume back, we’d all returned to get clothed up and exited the dungeon. It was evening now, the night sky a royal violet, only interrupted by beams of vibrant orange from the sun’s last breaths. The beautiful sky was only a pale afterthought compared to the wondrous colours of the festival.

To celebrate their new chief, the whole village was illuminated in magnanimous splendour. All the preparations we’d seen going on before we entered the village were now on full display, so many lights and colourful flags, with food stalls, game stalls, merchandise, and more. The Crimson Demons always knew to go above and beyond in everything they do, and this festival was no different.

Right now, the whole town had gathered around the stage. An elder of the village, hunched over geriatric in a loose, auburn hooded robe, waved his arms about while performing the (I assume) ritual to make Yunyun chief.

“Woo! Yunyun! Proud of you!”

“Hooray for our lonely girl!”

“I respect your ability now, young human I was intimate with.”

“My rival is chief now! I’m basically the rival to the whole village!”

“Take it off!”

This and more cheers eventually petered out as the old man’s arms seemingly finished their job.

“Now that the dern fly has gone, I can finally make you the dern chief.” He nodded happily with a withered voice, “Hang your boots up a secnd, wazzn’t there a dern second one o’ ya?!”

“Um, yes, I thi-”

“SPEAK UP! I can’t hear ya!”

The chief squeaked in surprise at the old man’s booming voice, “Y-YES! There was!”

“Ehh, I thought so. You can’t slap the wool over my eyes! Best dern eyes in the whooole Crimson Demons they used to say. Where’s the dern other then?”

“Here I am…”

Plodding sad feet up onto the stage, Bukkororii was very disheartened compared to his earlier showboating. His eyes seemed empty of meaning. His shoulders impossible to raise. Each step towards the pair just echoing through the silent festival before the neet finally stood opposite Yunyun.

I never did figure out a way to stop this. It sucks the normality earrings wouldn’t work either… at least Yunyun is part of our harem, so maybe I can change things when all eyes aren’t on them?

“What’s with his long dern face then? Reminds me of my wife when she was about to marry me! Ha!”

Bukkororii did not smile, nor raise his head, he just let a long sigh escape his deflating sense of self. “Sokettooooo… sullied by that horrible outsider…” He whimpered under his breath, “I would have treated you so much better, Soketto… letting you admire me for hours, smelling your hair while you worked, not treating you like some mindless sex object…”

His mumbling was quite antithetical to the mood of the festival. Most were just whispering various digs at the sour manchild they were apparently going to be following for the next ten years.

“I’m to wed ya then? Two dern chiefs for the village?”

It was clear from Yunyun’s face that she really didn’t want to, but had no say in the matter. Cursed by tradition to follow her people’s will, and since a man and a woman won the two halves, they were to marry. A united front of their strongest warriors.

Finally lifting his head, Bukkororii admired his soon-to-be wife. A perverse grin taking over as his stance lost its outward sadness. “Hmm, actually maybe this won’t be so bad.” He smirked, making most women’s spines in the crowd shiver in horror. Eyes locked tightly on her chest, the approach to Yunyun’s location was creepy enough to even make me uncomfortable.

“You’ll make a good… consolation prize.”

THOOM!

All eyes turned to the burly man behind the group, who had just slammed a staff so strongly that the loud noise was enough to rattle the nearby roof tiles.

"A CONSOLATION PRIZE?! I SAY TO THEE: NAY!"

Rushing from the back of the crowd, Yunyun's dad burst out into an immediate sprint. Charging the stage with the fierce determination of a virgin bull towards the last cow in existence.

Bukkuroni had thought the reaction was that of acceptance from a new father-in-law, perhaps the most surprised of the village when a shoulder slammed into his chest and sent him tumbling to the floor.

"No way in HELL am I letting this freakish little NEET marry my little girl!"

Rubbing his bruised chest, the man just whined from the floor. “But future-father-in-law!”

Without hesitating, the burly chief grabbed the belt and scarf of his new greatest enemy and lifted him right above his head, tearing what few chest hairs Bukkoroni had out of his chest. After a few spins for good measure, the righteous chief threw the flailing body into the crowd, that opened its maw to let him crash to the muddy floor.

“Ha! I’m enjoying the ceremony immensely!” Musume clapped above the shocked gasps around her.

Bukkuroni’s presumably unconscious head was still buried in the ground as Yunyun’s dad gave his victory speech, "Even if I was dead, any self-respecting father would crawl out of hell itself to make sure his daughter didn't get touched by some perverted little FREAK! I'm still the GODDAMN chief, and I declare Bukkuroni a THOUSAND percent disqualified! End of discussion! No one may revoke my decision, or I'll break their knees with an iron bar! GOT IT!?"

The whole village nodded at once.

“GOOD! Now, let’s begin the celebration for your new future chief: My Amazing Daughter!”

Most people began to ignore Bukkuroni’s body immediately. Only Musume seemed intrigued by something, but I wasn’t going to interrupt the ceremony to ask what. Especially as calls for ‘speech’ were being thrown around.

“Th-thanks, dad, (seriously, thank you!)” She whispered while quickly hugging his side, “B-but I really have to thank everyone!” exclaimed Yunyun with a big beaming smile, “I know it’s been a long road for me to get here… I realise now you all challenged me at the end to make sure I could become the best chief I could be!” I could definitely spy some awkward and guilty faces avoiding eye contact with the new chief now, “I know my dad is a few years away from full retirement, so when that day comes I’ll be ready to take his place to ensure everyone is safe and happy here!”

A warm and fuzzy feeling of hope did seem to wash over the crowd. I couldn’t help but feel proud of her, a sentiment I probably shared with a lot of people here.

“Um, s-so I thought while I was speaking, I should go over a few new ideas about how we should tax-”

“Let’s par~tay~!” Yelled her father abruptly.

With one final cheer, the crowd erupted in climactic approval. Party poppers were popped, confetti swarmed the stage like the colourful cloud of flying Lima beans we took down a few weeks ago, and all while Yunyun stared with a blank face at the abrupt halting of her speech. Not helped when the crowd dispersed immediately, spreading out to the festival, leaving only her on stage, the five of us in the empty space in front of the stage, and Bukkuroni’s legs.

“This village never fails to be a bastion of jerks when it wants to be,” Kazuma sighed with a shrug, “Oh well. This is still a mission accomplished in my book. Who wants to enjoy the festival while we’re here?”


It was a wonderful night to enjoy. We’d shared some dinner, enjoying a nice takoyaki set between the six of us, then a bowl of yakisoba to fill ourselves up from such a tiring day.

In general the vibe of the group was quite subdued, I assume because of how long the day was. A frustrated looking Megumin stayed quite quiet, attempting only to really strike up conversations to Musume, though, she was talking mostly to Yunyun, who she’d apparently bonded with during the dungeon. Aqua also just kept trying to snuggle with either me or Kazuma, getting us to ‘give her a really tight hug’ at most opportunities.

By the time we’d finished eating, the festival was in full swing.

It wasn’t just Crimson Demons here anymore. The crowds had increased rapidly as other villages and capitol folk had travelled in to enjoy the festivities.

We could only speak to them briefly, but we ran into a few friends around as we explored the booths as well.

The Axel Hearts had arrived in disguises, trying to hide from any fans as they enjoyed the festival as a new trio of girlfriends. Chris was in a yukata, helping Amy take Mia around the various food stalls. Luminara was still in her Snakery Bakery booth, accompanied by a cooking Fafy and the ever sleepy Svobena wearing a sign to guide people. The other monster girls were also around, blending in so seamlessly to the crowd you’d be shocked to hear there were tensions around their citizenship (I did add a normality that no one was to be rude to their presence here today). We also saw Dust and his party gambling at the blackjack booth, much to Rin’s disappointment. And I was surprised to be jealous of seeing a very lucky Mitsurugi, who had apparently been collared and leashed by Karen following his defeat at our hands.

All of them offered their congratulations to Yunyun, who was quickly becoming the star of the night.

Which only seemed to aggravate Megumin more.

Currently, most of our party was all split up around the festival. I could see Kazuma was showing Musume how to use a toy rifle, Aqua was eating some shaved ice while sitting in Bova’s lap on a bench, and Yunyun was getting praised by a few succubae who were wearing yukata and Vanir masks.

The little wizard, crossed arms and frowning at nothing in particular, had refused to engage with the party around her for about thirty minutes now. Instead, just sitting on the only part of the bench that Bova hadn’t taken up.

Something I wanted desperately to change.

“Um, hey!” I began, making her slowly turn and raise her eyebrow at me, “W-wanna play a carnival game with me?”

“Not really…” She admitted with a shrug, “You’ve never really been a good challenge for these things. Your aim sucks, remember?”

Yeah, it did, she got me there, “Well… we can still play something for fun! Something quick… like this one!” I quickly grabbed her wrist and dragged her to the nearby ball bouncing booth. A game where you chucked the item down at the table in front of you to hope it rebounds and lands inside a singular red coloured hole, with many white holes around it that would give no points, “See? I can’t do that bad here! It’s all luck based, so-”

My first throw missed the table completely. Plus, with my strength, it created a small earthquake and dug a hole deep into the ground, further than my arm could reach.

“U-um…” I mumbled awkwardly as the surrounding demons all stared at me, “D-do you want a turn now, Megumin?”

The archwizard just rolled her eyes at me, taking one of the other balls and giving a single noncommittal throw, “There, thrown, later.”

“Ohh! Very close, missy!” remarked the owner. Her ball had indeed landed only one space away from the red one. “If ya try again, it may get the big prize!”

“Did you hear that, Megumin? You might win if you keep at it!”

Her face seemed to get only more rage filled, “I’m obviously not going to do that, these things are designed to waste your time. I should know, I helped Mikkadoola here come up with it.” The carnival barker just scratched behind his head sheepishly. “The prizes probably aren’t even worth it anyway.”

Her frustration was so palpable, anger with no identifiable source, it felt like it was spreading to me just through my inability to help calm it. But I had to keep a level head, “Well, what about the memories we form by being together?”

My sincere answer did seem to lessen her rage, but only for a moment, as her snarling teeth returned even fiercer than before… only to give up completely with a relenting sigh.

“...I’m just gonna go home.”

“W-what?” I asked, stunned by her sudden passiveness, “Do you mean the mansion?”

Megumin didn’t even turn back, “No. My home.”

I swallowed a hard lump in my throat.

She knew what her words meant. The accusation of distrust and severed bonds she threw just by saying it. Maybe it was because I’d inadvertently overheard her plans that made it sting, but I couldn’t… I couldn’t just do nothing, could I?

“T-then…”

I stammered, watching her take another step away from me, feeling like I was losing her in real time the less I spoke… only one final gambit idea left to play.

“Then it sounds like I win.”

“...”

That stopped her. If there was one thing you could count on in life, it was that Megumin hated to lose.

“Yeah? So what. It’s a dumb game anyway.”

“We both know I’m not talking about the game.” I replied in a serious voice, much to Mikkadoola’s annoyance.

She turned now, terrifying red eyes fierce once more. Why did I stop her again?

“What did you say to me?”

“You would have done the same if I’d left.” I responded, trying to stay strong like the tank I was. “And the Megumin I know would be doing more to get him back now. Yet you’re letting me win? ME?!” I gestured to all of myself for emphasis.

Her tongue clicked in annoyance, “You don’t have to point out your taller and curvier body. I’m well aware of his tastes and preferences.”

“What are you talking about?! Guys don’t want women stronger or taller than them, they don’t want to feel emasculated! They want to protect the girls they carry on their back every day for a year!” I yelled back at her, emotions getting the better of me, I would have noticed the small gathering of Crimson Demons starting to surround us. “I’m not exactly prime meat anyway! I’m such a mess, I can’t even throw a ball at a table!”

“Yeah, well, you won!” She barked back, “Games over, Darkness!”

Kazuma, who had apparently been drawn over to our argument, suddenly stepped between us, “That’s right, games over, ladies. Let’s all take a deep-”

“How can you say that?! You’d normally try harder than THIS!”

“Who cares what I do?! You and the whole world just want to be perverts, why should what I do matter?!”

“Because I want you to be happy too!”

“I’m trying to be! It starts with me leaving!”

“No! You have to be happy with us!”

“That’s selfish!”

“I know! But what else am I supposed to do?!”

“Calm down?”

“Shut up, Kazuma!” We both barked. He quickly raised his palms to cover his vital organs.

Our eyes quickly locked back on each other, “If you want to take the coward's way out and run away with your tail between your legs, then be my guest!”

“I guess I’ll be leaving him in good hands then. Seems all Kazuma wanted in the end was a degenerate slut!”

“A degenerate slut that still beat you!”

“GRAH!”

“Erhem.”

Our attention was suddenly drawn away from our imminent physical altercation by a man in an indigo suit standing next to us. He seemed rather tightly wound, an immaculately combed over hairdo, a moustache thinner than the wry frown made from his lips, and a single blue letter with the royal seal held out for us in front of him.

“A letter for the current guardians of a Ms. Musume Demon Queen.”

“R-right…” I mumbled, feeling very awkward that I’d just called myself a slut in front of him, “Thanks.”

“Good day.” He nodded and walked away immediately.

Most of the audience, after a few moans that there was no slap-up, scattered to the festival once more. Leaving me to open the letter as Musume walked over and joined us. “What does it say?”

After a quick read, I contemplated not telling her.

“He didn’t show up to my fake funeral, did he?” She asked, with such genuine sadness, that it would be even harder lying to her. With a nod the grip around her arms tightened. “Okay. My father’s dead. I suppose you can all celebrate the death of the Demon King now…”

We all stayed quiet, feeling unsure of what to say or do now. Though I was glad that Aqua hadn’t approached, as I fear she would be cheering despite the awkward vibes.

Musume sighed, “I won’t run away, but I think I’d like to be alone for a while.”

“Absolutely, you go right ahead.”

And with that, the daughter of evil sadly walked away from the festivities. Heading down the village path, with no clear goal but the quietest place she could find in mind.

Maybe it was seeing her be so sad just now, or the mention of the death of a loved one, but those sorts of moments really do sober you up to how silly you were moments prior. “Um, Megumin? I’m so-”

“Let’s settle this in the forest.”

Her eyes were still locked on Musume’s disappearing form, but I guess she took a completely different lesson to heart. I gulped, feeling an overwhelming threat from her stance and words. The final fight I’d feared would happen as soon as she’d arrived home now lurching quickly towards me.

With an annoyed grumble, my boyfriend placed his hand on her shoulder, “Oi, don’t you think you two could give it a rest for one ni-”

“Kazuma, it’s okay.” I reassured, taking his hand from her shoulder and holding it tightly in mine. “I want to settle this too.”

He seemed unconvinced, “She’s going to use Explosion on you.”

“If that’s what it takes, then so be it. Perhaps we both need to get it out of our systems.”

There was a long pause, probably trying to gauge how much of my words were genuine and how much was the horny girl he used to know who just wanted to take massive damage. I think I hid the latter part of my feelings well, as he relented with a sigh. “Fine. Go punch by the river, you hot-headed anime boys.”

A chuckled, gave him a little peck on the cheek, then said, “I have no idea what that means.” Before beginning my walk into the forest.


Before Megumin left after the blonde, she had one last thing to say to Kazuma. “And here I thought you said that Darkness was too ‘freaky’ for you.”

Kazuma felt a little guilty, pressing his fingers together awkwardly trying to think of what to say, “Well, yeah, but… we were broken up and she was throwing herself at me… I only have so much willpower okay?!”

He yelled while Megumin’s eyes stayed low and unblinking, defusing his rage instantly. Kazuma’s shoulders slumped, knowing he shouldn’t leave it like that.

“Look… you know how weird Darkness’ daydreams can get. Back then, I was worried she’d start tying me up and shoving stuff into my ass, else I would be dumped for not being ‘kinky’ enough. Either that or I’d end up dumping her because I wouldn’t be able to keep up with her libido. But, after deciding to bite the apple at least once… turns out we’re far more compatible than I first thought.” He sighed, Megumin’s eyes changing from unimpressed to an eyebrow raised, “Turns out her daydreams were actually a cry for help from an intensely horny girl. Lalatina is much more of a sweetheart than she wants you to know, certainly more than I gave her credit for. And I can’t help but feel wrapped up in happiness when we get in bed together. All the kinky stuff just melts away when she secretly just wants hugs and kisses…and the occasional slap on the ass.”

After hearing his words, she seemed satisfied enough to finally follow after Darkness, “Alright, fair enough. Thanks for being honest at least. I’ll… try to keep it in mind I guess.”


Our walk had been in pure silence. I was following her, as Megumin knew the layout of the land so much better. It would be a perfect place to bury my body…

No! I shouldn’t be thinking like that…

Had her Explosions gotten too much for me to handle? It had been a few months since the last time she hit me with one, and back then it had knocked me unconscious for a few minutes. Maybe she’d been training this last week to pour even more skill points into her Explosion Magic.

We finally reached an open field. The battlefield of our hearts would finally all be uncovered here. I’d need all my cunning and wits if I was going to survive whatever Megumin had prepared for me.

The silence was finally broken by her, though not with a rage filled rant that I was expecting, but with a sad stare off into the distance.

“I’m not sure why but… I wanted to tell you first that I’m having thoughts about leaving the group.”

“...oh.”

I really have to learn to stop underestimating Megumin. Here I thought she would have taken me all the way out here to kill me. But no, she took the mature route and is trying to talk to me about this, all while I tried to get her to stay without respecting her feelings. Yet another reason why I’m the worst…

“Musume has offered me a place as a general of her new army.” She continued, “Megumin: Crimson Demon General and Master of Explosion Magic! Has a nice ring to it, right?”

For all her honesty, I could tell that she wasn’t as into the idea as she wanted to be. Her smile wasn’t full, her oomph not present. If, for only one reason, Megumin was telling me rather than just doing whatever she wanted.

“There isn’t going to be any murdering, before you go nagging me about ‘ethics’. I didn’t even have to ask, it seems she really is trying to dedicate her new role to peace but wants some strong generals, so the humans don’t walk all over her.”

I nodded, respecting Musume’s decisions, “I can certainly see why she’d do that. I hope she succeeds.”

“Same…”

She trailed off, and we stared at the open field for just a few moments more before my heart came clean. “But… I don’t want you to go, Megumin.”

“Even after that big fight… yeah, thought you’d say that…” The girl smiled only with her mouth, “Look, you should’ve thought of that before you started a new life as soon as I left. Would you have stayed if Kazuma and I had remained together?”

Oof. I couldn’t even tell if that jab was intentional or not.

“I… I don’t know. My mind kept separating the issues. We would stay as a party forever, and I’d just have to find a way to lock my feelings for Kazuma away forever as well…I guess.”

A frustrated sigh escaped her lips, “Well, I can’t do that. Nor do I like torturing myself as much as some of us. Even if it was just a simple ‘you win Kazuma’ thing, me and him aren’t talking very much… how can we stay as a party like that?”

Begrudgingly, I nodded, knowing the two had indeed been at each other’s throats a lot recently… and it also didn’t sit right with me. “It may be too little too late, but… do you mind if I try and help repair your friendship?” Her mouth opened to protest before I raised my hand quickly, “This isn’t a trick, I don’t want you to stay if you’re unhappy, but I also don’t want you to leave with any regrets. You and Kazuma should definitely become at least friends again before you leave.”

She raised her eyebrow at me, “...if it means THAT much to you…”

“Thanks, um…” I had begun with a smile, but realised my first hurdle was already a tricky one to make me lose it. “Okay, this won’t happen unless we rip off the proverbial bandage. How did you two break up?”

Her face was frustrated again, though now a little bit of an embarrassed blush was peeking through her cracks, “...he… he made… gah! You’re gonna find it stupid!”

“I won’t! I promise I won’t!”

She was fighting it, kicking leaves into the dark forest, lashing out physically while her internal emotions fought a losing war. Eventually the battlefield settled, and in the aftermath were five words. “...he made my Explosions bad.”

A pause occurred as I tried my best to comprehend what she was saying. I deeply, truly tried to understand… but I just couldn’t…

“Uh…pardon?”

Taking my confusion immediately negatively, Megumin went on the defence and pointed her finger at my face.

“Now listen here, Lalatina! Explosions are very personal to me! They are the reason that I live, they are my way of life, some would say they are why I am on this planet to begin with!” I never knew how such a slim girl can make her angry finger pokes to my chest hurt me through all my defence, but Megumin always has surprises up her sleeve. “Everyone knows I cast Explosion Magic every day. I need to cast it every day. I know the exact feeling I have before, during, and after an Explosion…” She trailed off looking down to the ground, “...but a few months after I started dating Kazuma, they started feeling… different, somehow. Weird and wrong. But I don’t know why.”

I took a moment to process the information, not wanting to set off her radical rage again, “...okay. So you know that he’s done something to change your Explosions? Like, a spell or something?”

“Maybe.”

“Maybe?”

Her foot thumped in annoyance while her arms were crossed, “Okay, fine! So I don’t know a THOUSAND percent that he’s responsible, but he must be the reason! It only happened after we started dating so it has to be his fault! Kazuma must at least know WHY it changed, right?! The creep must be messing with me to…I dunno, keep me dependent on him! He keeps insisting that he didn’t do anything, and I can’t work out why he’s lying!”

This was bad. Whenever Megumin believes she has the answer to something, it’s nigh impossible to get her to change her mind. She can be very stubborn when no other viable alternatives appear. So I had to be careful here, perhaps take it slow, “Look, we’re out in this nice field, so why don’t you just… show me an Explosion? I assumed you were taking me out here for one. That way I can see if there’s anything physically wrong.”

“You think he’s changed my body somehow?!”

“No, NO! But I won’t know for certain until I check your Explosion, right? Maybe you’re right and there was an unfortunate curse laid upon you. Or maybe Kazuma used a magic item from Wiz’s shop that he wasn't supposed to?”

She tapped her chin, face unsure but willing to think about it, “Okay, maybe it wouldn’t hurt. I haven’t really let one off since this morning… and that dungeon really made me itchy to let one loose.” Megumin quickly agreed and began chanting her usual diatribe before her Explosion, aiming for the big open grass patch while runes began floating around her.

I had no idea if this was the right answer or not. But, for once, this muscle-headed Crusader actually had an idea.

An idea that had been stewing in my head for a while, actually, but could potentially be the reason why Kazuma and Megumin have been fighting. It could very well be the explanation for everything, and may be enough to get her to stay in my life longer.

“EXPLOSION!”

It was an amazing sight. One that shook me to my core.

But I wasn’t looking at the Explosion.

Before she could hit the ground due to her collapsing noodle legs, I grabbed the wizard girl and spun her around to examine her face.

“AH!” She yelped in surprise. “W-What is it?! You startled me!”

My mind ignored her words to study every detail.

Dilated pupils.

Crimson blush, extending all the way to the ears.

Panting mouth with included drool.

Quivering at my mere touch, clearly an overly sensitive body.

And most of all… a very distinct smell.

“Megumin,” I said intensely, “Do you have an orgasm whenever you use Explosion Magic?”

“...”

“...”

“EHHHH!!??!?!?”

Chapter 107: Darkness X Megumin While Kazuma Fucks Arue

Summary:

The ladies have a chat.

Once again, thanks to OneSwoodDude

Chapter Text

Pating!

“Ah~! Excellent work, sir~” The crimson carnival barker beamed, the older gentleman just reached a hand up and put the card the boy had shot back upwards, before shuffling his way over to the prize counter, “Ah~! Such a strapping young buck like you has won… a free Neroid! Eat it while it’s still fresh~”

“Hm? Oh, uh, thanks.” Kazuma smiled in a half-assed manner, taking the monster-filled cone and immediately passing it to Aqua, “Present.”

“Yay! Girlfriend perks! Thanks, Kazuma!”

They left the booth in search of another, maybe one that would provide more of a distraction to Kazuma’s many thoughts. The old man sighing as they left, “Ahh, to be young again~”

Scratching his head in frustration, Kazuma couldn’t see any carnival games that would work. “No… no… gah! Nothing’s gonna actually work!” He kicked a patch of grass as the two separated from the crowd of people to a darker area overlooking the woods, “Man, all the ladies of the world are throwing themselves at me, yet I’m more concerned about Darkness and Megumin… am I weird?”

Aqua, still munching on her Neroid, just looked at him with concern, seemingly analysing his words and face, before finally responding with: “Kazuma, have you ever thought about tying me up?”

“Yeah.” He blinked once. Then twice. “Wait, what? Why?” His gaze upon her slight flustered face said it all. A face that had been seen a thousand times before, but not on the blue one’s face. Slowly, his eyebrows grew closer in the middle, forming two alternate downward slopes of pity. “Oh no…not you too…what has Darkness wrought?”

“I-I was just curious!” She defended, “I’m not thinking about any new sexy ideas! None!”

Before he could call her out on any level of bullshit, Kazuma’s ear was forcibly yanked.

“YOW!”

“Satou Kazuma landed his delectable head on the back of a nearby pavilion.” Said Arue, “Yet even with all his knowledge on the female form, he was unaware of the forces of lust that scattered the air around him, like snow spirits in a blizzard.”

“Are you… narrating?”

“She placed her hands on either side of his head, knowing his eyes would be led directly down to her aching chest. The soft curves of her bountiful breasts rose and fell with the ragged breath he was causing. He gulped.”

Kazuma couldn’t even stop himself from following the direction, “Y-you made me look…”

“‘That I did,’ she replied with a voice dripping in need. ‘I am not one to trust in my audience when using subtext, and I will not mince words, Kazuma.’” Her hands grabbed his own and brought them to the tits he was staring at, “I experienced a great deal of pleasure from the dungeon, so I am here to see if your myth lives up to your legend.” A knee gently nudged itself between his legs, feeling the growing hardness. “Ah, there’s the legend now. The worthy tool I’ll permit to permeate my lips, for my destined role as the harem’s greatest writer shall begin like the fairy tales of old, sealed with a single kiss.”

As Arue slid to the ground and undid his pants, Kazuma coughed in surprise from her touch, “A cock of truly magnanimous proportions stared back at her. The one-eyed snake, a creature not usually trusted, leaked copious amounts of clear liquid down its own sizable breadth, as if it was a siren bathing in the moonlight. An Excalibur for the ages. Protruding veins replicating a reverse river topography map, girth wider than the largest frog meat drumstick, length longer than the largest lobster, and a set of dangling orbs that could be misconstrued for angered golden lettuce than most men’s shrivelled tomatoes. Truly, this penis would be hunted to extinction if it was a creature running free. How fortuitous then instead that it was grown on the dedicated breeding obsessed pervert, Satou Kazuma.”

It was rare for him to feel both honoured and humiliated, standing there with his cock out while a woman described it in colourful detail.

“...um, you gonna suck it then? Or…?”

It was here that Aqua finally caught up with them, “Kazuma! Did you add a new girl without me?!”

“I think she added herself, honestly…” He puffed as his cock was slurped into Arue’s mouth.

Not wasting any time, the raven haired beauty had already begun sucking the engorged glans against her soft lips, kissing it with a shocking amount of tongue, deeply like it would soon turn into a prince.

He winced in pleasure, instinctively wielding her scalp as her tongue swirled around his sensitive manhood. The warm mouth took to the cock like it was the only tap in the desert, sucking her cheeks in to let what little space was left in her mouth fill with precum.

“F-Fuck that’s good… her lips a-ain’t just for yapping… o-okay! You’re hired, Arue!”

“Hey! Don’t I get a say in it?!” Aqua whined.

“‘Ah, excellent!’ Arue bemused, turning briefly to look upon… a truly wondrous beauty staring back at her. Hair as blue as the shimmering summer ocean, a face chiselled by the most divine sculptors, and a mouth-watering body that could rival most fertility goddesses. Had Arue not permitted her new harem master a blowjob, she would surely be requesting to suck the very life from the slit of the illustrious yet slutty figure presented before her.”

“...I’m okay with this one, Kazuma!”

“Arue was relieved by the acceptance. Before she returned to sucking the solid mass of meat, the Crimson Demon’s top writer took a hold of her skirt and flipped it up briefly to show the newly arrived arousal machine that she was not wearing any underwear at all~”

The Water Goddess (now considering changing her status to Fertility Goddess) dove under that skirt.


“O-OF COURSE I DON’T HAVE AN ORGASM!” Megumin snipped at me, looking like she was desperate to have the use of her legs back to run away. “Y-You’re the lewd one here, Lewdness! Don’t go assuming we all-!”

“Red face,” I pointed, “Out of breath.”

“So? That’s nothing!”

“Weak, quivering legs.”

“I’m out of mana! That’s normal!”

Without anything to push back, I quickly grabbed the hem of her top and peered down it. “Erect nipples?”

She was blushing much harder now. “I-I just cast an Explosion! That’s just my blood flowing properly, y’know!”

I frowned at her. “And if I were to check your panties?”

“...I sweat a lot down there and-”

Without warning, I grabbed her shoulders and brought her very close to my face, checking for all the signs at a position where our noses squished together. “Pupils dilated… blush… close your eyes and pretend all you want, but you’re not going to fool the master of orgasms. I know one when I see one…” I said with a warning tone as she babbled in my grasp, not expecting me to release her to the ground just as abruptly, “You’ve said it quite a lot, but it bears repeating: why do you use Explosion Magic every day?”

She shook her face a little, but Megumin mostly looked disarmed to have the subject changed like that. “Uh… I do it to release my body’s frustrations?”

My eyebrow raised at her.

“It’s a great way to let out one a day to really feel alive.”

My eyebrow raised even more at her.

“It… it makes me feel… oh my god, do I really get off to my own magic every fucking time?!”

Her eyes were wide in horrifying realisation. Confusion, fear, embarrassment, I decided to just rest her on a nearby tree to let her process this. She hadn’t even the mana to rotate around to hide from me.

“So…every time I used Explosion to blast a monster away…or to make a new crater out of town…I was also getting some sort of s-sexual relief from it?”

I sat down in front of her, studying Megumin a little harder. “In theory, yes. But then maybe life and death situations only give you the rush rather than an actual orgasm. Like, strangely, just now, I don’t think you did.”

“You don’t?”

“It certainly looks like you’re close, but you haven’t gone full nirvana,” I explained, lifting her skirt up as she squeaked in surprise. “A strange case of micro-orgasm - or ‘microgasm’ as it’s known in certain smutty writing circles. A type of edging that’s left your pussy thoroughly unsatisfied. Has using Explosion Magic always felt like this for you?”

“OI! Quit LOOKING!” She hissed, guiding me with her head to back off a little from her skirt. “Damn perv… a-anyway, yes, as I was saying before, Explosions haven’t felt as good recently. A few months ago, I suddenly wasn’t getting the same…uh, rush.”

She huffed, realising some interesting things about herself, I think. But there was something that was worrying me about the timing of it all.

“Okay, let’s go over this again with the new context. You weren’t cumming like usual from your Explosions because you started falling out with Kazuma.”

Megumin’s head tilted away, and she pouted, proving I was probably right on the money. “Already hating this…” She grumbled before willing herself to go on. “It was more the other way around. I took my anger out on Kazuma-”

“Because you were so horny it made you rage like a beast, gotcha.”

I think she’d have cut my tongue out with a knife had the opportunity presented itself. “...it wasn’t that bad at first. I was just trying different things like blowing up another old castle or making bigger mushroom clouds. But after weeks of nothing working, my body was very… u-upset with me.” She sighed, realising her own implications with each word.

I didn’t bother repeating my horny allegation, she was clearly thinking it herself. Still, she hid the frustrations well from me and Aqua at least. Though I never asked Aqua because I was busy wallowing in my own self-pity. Perhaps I’m just awful at noticing things.

“And yes, I MAY have lashed out at Kazuma because of it. I thought he could’ve been the problem. We’d been dating a little while back then and now this happens. He said he wasn’t doing anything different, I didn’t believe him. I said some bad things about his life, he said some bad things about Explosions. It just kept escalating and escalating until-”

She frowned at me for a beat, “-it got ugly.”

I nodded. The picture was forming, I could see the roots beginning to sprout. “I see. Sounds to me like Kazuma was the problem.”

“He was?” Megumin looked at me in surprise, “I mean… I KNEW it! I knew that crafty bastard couldn’t be trusted! As soon as I have enough energy to walk, I’m gonna march back over to him and-!”

“I think your body wanted to get physical with Kazuma. You know, intimately. As in have sex.”

Her entire being stopped. Face going nearly as red as her dress as blood rushed towards her confused and overstimulated brain. Some words were falling out uselessly from her mouth to splatter against the muddy floor, but none of them were intelligible enough to stop me from continuing.

“If your Explosion was a type of odd, wizardly masturbation for you, then it makes sense that eventually it wouldn’t work as well. I know my body often gets too used to one technique or fetish and wants to find new ways to seek pleasure.”

“Lewd! You’re too lewd! Stop tainting my Explosions with your words!”

I didn’t stop, instead just continuing to inspect her coldly like she was my patient on an operating table. “If I’m right, your unsatisfied hormones would be floating around you post-Explosion. You’d be leaking them right onto poor Kazuma’s back every day while you two came home together, making you both frustratingly horny…but too prudish to actually do anything about it,” I explained, making sure to sniff her crotch a little to confirm her leaky pheromones. “It makes sense now why you fought. Two lovers wanting to take their relationship to the next step, feeling that carnal desire, yet being stuck unable to act upon those urges due to frustrations of inexperience. Perhaps if Kazuma had been a worse person and acted on his impulses towards you, he would’ve saved you a lot of bodily woe.”

I had dropped the proverbial bomb on her life. I’m sure if she still had access to her limbs she’d have plugged up her ears to block out the embarrassment (or try to claw out my jugular). But alas, she heard it all. Processing it slowly and gulping repeatedly to try and drown the chaotic shame her body was drowning in.

“D-Darkness…? Are you saying that Kazuma and I broke up because…because I’M the one that’s too sexually pent-up?!”

“In a word? Yeah…”

Another pause, though the look on her face slowly morphed into that of unadulterated deadpan.

“That is so dumb.”

“So you deny it?”

She grit her teeth at me, like a wounded animal trying to show the healer that it still could harm them one last time before accepting the help it was being given. “...no.”

I couldn’t really stop myself from glittering my eyes towards her. She grimaced through the intense blush, probably wishing I was far away right now. But mama wasn’t going anywhere~

“Megumin~! You’re horny~!” I beamed, pressing her belly lightly to literally poke the growling lioness. “All this time slut-shaming me, saying I’m too smutty for my own good, but you’ve got urges too!”

“SHUT…UP…BITCH!”

“The great Archwizard Megumin is all pent-up~” I was practically singing now, still poking her weakened form, “Darker than dark, wetter than wet, those panties of hers are soaking I bet~”

“I’LL KILL YOU, DUSTINESS!”

I could only laugh at her objections, since she only had neck movement to fight back. Was I being a little mean here? Perhaps. But I was hoping it helped ground her in the sea of revelations she’d just gone through.

Besides… I almost never get one up on Megumin! And being “on top” every now and then is actually kinda fun for a change!


“The taste of salty thick semen still danced on her tongue, a warmth in her belly that seemed to power the sexual flames spreading from her core to excite Arue’s entire being. After nearly drowning on the abundant white cream that Kazuma pumped down her throat, the Crimson Demon’s greatest writer shouldn’t have been surprised to find the physically unimposing, yet incredibly well-endowed, man was so quickly able to line up with the hole his partner had recently been-AH!”

A single slap to her rippling behind had totally broken her concentration, which somehow made the slapper proud, “Hmm, I wonder how much I can interrupt your writing? Hehehe…”

The writer had her arms wrapped against a tree, using it as a second leg, as her actual second leg was being held up by both Kazuma and Aqua. The two made out while she fondled his balls and massaged Arue’s clit. Basically guiding him to just piston back and forth into Arue’s unguarded cunt with all the strength his rapidly growing hip muscles could offer.

“Ah~! Th-the richly thick c-cockhead stabbed through the writer’s most sensitive spot with such r-ruthless villainy, it could h-have been mistaken ah~! f-for a D-Demon General!” A breathless quality had entered Arue’s narration as she was rammed into, “Th-though their numbers plentiful, the d-dungeon ghosts could not measure up to Kazuma’s real meat! His expert strikes nnn! H-hit her so good! S-sensations of pure splendour rippled through her body! Her gushing pussy walls w-welcoming every manly thrust f-from Kazuma’s amazing cock! Nnnnhhh!!”

Taking the reins of the positioning, Kazuma hooked his arm under Arue’s left leg, letting him hit new angles inside her. Her left arm also moving from the tree to hook around his neck, and though it was a bit of a pretzel, with her taller height the two briefly locked lips as Kazuma fucked through her quaking slit.

“And what does the protagonist tale think about of the man who’s fucking her?”

“G-growing reverence, for one she thought so little of before…” She admitted, it wasn’t good enough for Kazuma who slammed a few more times even harder while kissing her again, “Mm… s-so much r-reverence… so fucking hot…”

She couldn’t keep the running dialogue up forever, not even realising she’d stopped while the thrusting sparked intense pleasure in her brain. Enjoying the feelings, especially when Aqua decided to focus on sucking her shaking tits. The moans flowing out of her just as naturally as the narration,

Her leg was dropped to the ground, but she still needed the tree for balance as Kazuma increased the strength of his hips. Scooping out entire cupfulls of her juices onto the fallen tree bark around their feet.

A well-timed slap had her whole body convulsing, yet Kazuma just wanted more, “Come on, Ms. Writer! I was enjoying your, nnf, words!”

“His cock boils me up,

“I become a sizzling steak,

“Flip me when I’m done.”

“Naww, look how much she’s struggling~” Aqua chuckled, moving away from the woman’s tits to let Kazuma flip her onto her back, the pair now looming over the melting writer as he fucked her front on. “She’s only writing poetry now!”

“Hehe, I like it!” Kazuma sneered, taking his own turn to maul at the bountiful chest in front of him while Arue’s legs wrapped around his rear. “Keep em coming!”

“There once was a man called KAZUMA!

“Whose dick hit as hard as a HAMMER!

“H-he was fucking my pussy,

“P-Please cum in my pussy~!

“Fucnnghhnnnnh gunnhamina~!”

As he rammed his final few thrusts into the climaxing writer’s mewling quim, Kazuma’s orgasm was rudely interrupted by hands wrapping his face and torso and dragging him away from her. Spraying his semen only briefly into Arue’s awaiting womb before the firehose began spraying wildly around the shrubbery. Prompting Aqua to go licking around, “Woah! What the fuck?!”

“We’re sorry, Kazuma!”

“You’re just not gonna stick around this town, so we wanted to appease her!”

“What the FUCK are you talking about?! Who are you?!”

“Good work girls!” Yelled a new voice, “Mr. Old News has to keep his hands off of my Arue!”

Stepping out from the lights of the festival to the shadowy trees, Nerimaki’s face was soon cast in dark hues as she and the two girls in her arms walked towards the trapped Kazuma. Though his eyes weren’t staring at the sexy babes for once, instead looking at a less cum drippy version of an item he’d obviously become very familiar with over his whole life.

A perfect replica of his own groinal pillar.

“Oh come on.” He sighed, “How many people are gonna steal my cock like this?!”

“None after me!” Nerimaki sneered, slapping her erection like it was a new carriage and then instantly regretting it. “I have perfected this raw power! Already my Crimson Demon harem grows! I’ve spent the entire dungeon and now the festival cultivating my girls into the perfect cock warmers, and soon all your harem will bow to me!”

The girl with a pink streak in her hair smiled, “Like, Neri-Neri is so cute when she’s plotting~”

“She does know her way around a girl, my dear.” Said the older baker lady on her other arm, “Perhaps you need a woman’s perspective to really pleasure one?”

“We’ll just have to ask the expert!” Nerimaki confidently walked over to one of her oldest friends who was lying face down in the dirt, quickly lining up with the cum splattered hole presented to her and jamming it into her.

“Nnn…” The author moaned, “The author moaned… enjoying the same cock entering her lonely hole…”

“Ahh, but isn’t it superior my dear, Arue?”

Arue was still a sweaty mess after her crotch quaking orgasm, but she always had enough wherewithal to write, no matter what. “She didn’t know how to answer as they felt exactly the same… but hoped Nerimaki would try and prove otherwise…”

“Ahaha! Ask and you shall RECEIVE!” She quickly began thrusting her way back and forth into the writer, making sure to maul her oversized melons with each piston-like motion. “What do you think, Kazuma?! Your whole world has already begun falling down around you! I am the superior cock wielder, am I n-?! HEY! TRAITORS!”

Having to watch the original owner completely ignore you while two of your floozies ran their tongues up and down his cock was a bit of a hit to Nerimaki’s inflated ego.

Dodonko cast only a side eye back to the Arue/Neri connection, “Sorry, Neri~ We’re part of his cock’s fanclub still~”

Kazuma was surprised to hear that, “Wow, really? Cecily and Rosary are spreading out…”

“You are MY harem! Where’s the damned loyalty!?”

A single light came down from nowhere in particular.

“Hmhm~ you forgot, Nerimaki. I am Funifura! I am the master of my own destiny! And I’ll suck whichever version of Kazuma’s cock that I want!”

The girl had posed so dramatically and glared with such confidence that it took her a whole minute to realise her usual partner wasn’t joining in posing for once.

“Oi! Dodonko~! No hogging the cock!”

“Grr…” Nerimaki snarled, her hips increasing in pace inside Arue, “Fine. I clearly didn’t fuck you two hard enough. I can still win hearts one pussy at a time!”


After finally calming down and stopping my Megu-bullying, I leant back on my rear to just sit down next to her stationary body. A quiet moment passed as the sounds of the festival still cheered on in the distance.

“So… Do you think you’ll tell Kazuma?” I asked.

She exhaled a long soft breath, “Ugh, he’s going to be such an asshole about it, I know it… but, yeah. I think I should apologise to him too, if this really is my fault…”

“Don’t be too hard on yourself, we all do silly things when our bodies are out of sync. I would know better than most.” I smiled, to which she nodded in empathetic agreement. “Still, I was more asking if you would tell Kazuma about your feelings for him?”

“...eh?”

Her confusion made sense, but I felt strangely calm about the whole conversation. Maybe finding out she was just as horny as me has broken some wall between us? “I mean, you two have already dated, I know he knows you’re interested. But we’ve just established that the reason you fought was because you yearned to have adult fun with him. No doubt the week away from our group - plus the erotic scenes of the dungeon - has only increased your carnal desires?”

“I… uh…” She stammered, probably not expecting me to be so upfront with my approach, “I-It doesn’t matter! I’ve got a new job opportunity now!”

“You cannot become Demon Queen General just to avoid your lusts, Megumin,” I stated with an unamused expression. “It’s not a healthy way to cope.”

“Oh yeah? Watch me!”

Hmm, stubborn wizard mode was coming back in full force. Better switch tactics. Time to really peel back the layers of subtext here.

“Megumin, I think there was a reason you told this to me first. I know you didn’t know about your Explosions, but you still wanted me to know about your desire to leave. Because I believe, in your own subtle way, you want me to try and convince you to stay.”

The pouty girl shifted her eyes away, “Believe what you want, Divorceness.”

Damn, haven’t heard that nickname in a while. My party will never let me live down the fact that I am “technically by law” divorced from Alderp, will they?

“I’ll believe that you saw something interesting in that dungeon that made you more excited than you care to admit. But you’re too shy to take the plunge like all your friends have done,” Gently, I scooped her up in my arms then sat where she was resting, gently cupping her firm yet surprisingly soft buttocks in my lap and leaning her head into my chest, “You want someone you trust to help you get the ball rolling, so to speak.”

“O-Oi… d-don’t try anything…”

Try as she might to protest verbally, I think she was wearing down mentally, not exactly rushing away from my chest that she always envied. “Megumin, please. Even if you leave our party…you can still join my harem.”

The request hung in the air as I made sure to be as gentle as I could.

“...you know, that’s the first time you’ve actually asked me to join since I returned.”

Oh, oops. “I suppose I thought you knew me well enough to realise the desire for you to be with us was always there. But I apologise nonetheless.” Her face looked conflicted, clearly annoyed that I was asking at all, “Does it sound at least a little inviting?

“Hrm…”

“Even if you decide to leave our party, you could stay a part of my growing family. No matter how far you go, you will always be welcomed back with open arms.”

Conflict still plagued her heart.

“I’ll give you the power to pick whatever title you-”

“I’m in!” She declared suddenly. “Megumin: Royal Explosion Commander and Ruler of the Crimson Demon Defence Force!”

Huh. Kinda wished she had been as enthusiastic about the other things, but a win is a win.

“Oi… Darkness…” She mumbled, frowning at me with a blush in her face, “What, uh, what kinda weird spell did Aqua cast on you to make you… glow in the moonlight like that…?”

Ahh, my bisexual normality. Nice to know she thinks I’m as attractive as I think she is (and that Crimson Demons were only partially resistant to the earrings’ powers). “Oh? Do you think something’s changed?” I teased, leaning my face right towards hers and watching the wide eyes blush spread over her shaky lipped face, “Perhaps you need a closer look to see what’s different~”

“I… I…”

This was a bit too fun, maybe this was why Kazuma fell for her so hard, “Oops!” I faux-tripped, taking her limp body in the hug and having us fall onto my back together. Her smaller body was leant against my bosoms, and she had just enough neck movement to lean right above mine without anything happening. We were now two bodies lying romantically on the ground, though I could see the lusts building in the wizard as her eyes stared intently at my lips.

“Hey, Megumin…” My soft voice made her gulp again, but this time also made her bite her lip just a little bit. “Wanna do something naughty~?”

“...yes please.”

Our mouths met for the first time since I’d first experienced her Explosion and needed resuscitation. Yet somehow, even with no smouldering lips, this kiss was no less fiery.

Megumin had taken the lead, closing her eyes tight while pressing hard against my face. It lacked some of Aqua’s grace, but made up for it with that Crimson Demon passion I always loved from her. Almost exclusively from her explorative tongue, hungrily diving all the way into my throat while wrestling my tongue. Seems her competitive nature and my general submissiveness would pair well.

My hands were still free though, so I had many opportunities to play with her body while she deepened the kiss. Although she was smaller in stature, this eighteen-year-old had plenty of meat on her bones, especially in the rear I could take two handfuls of. Her soft moans kept catching in her throat while I clapped the pair of firm cheeks lightly together.

But I didn’t want to be the only one with control of all their limbs for this long. Usually I’m supposed to be the one who has their arms tied up.

“Megumin, I wanna show you something…” My hot breath hissed into her mouth, and she couldn’t help herself pressing into me a few more times.

“Tastes so goood…” Hehe, poor girl was growing as attached to my taste as Luna, still licking at my lips like my drool was the sweetest ice cream, “Komekko would hunt you it’s that good…” Uhh, well, that wasn’t something Luna’s ever said.

She was abruptly halted by her own squeak when my finger found the slit it was looking for.

“Th-that’s what you wanted to show me?! I know what my vagina is, meathead!”

“But did you know what my harem can do to someone with Explosion fatigue?” I purred, not probing her pussy but certainly rubbing along the edges, “Now that you’ve joined, an orgasm from one of us normally rejuvenates your mana enough to let you perform another Explosion.”

“REALLY?! WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT SOONER?!”

I usually liked people yelling in my face, and don’t get me wrong, that was pretty great, but… uh… the way she looked at me was concerning. Not hungry in a raw, animalistic way, but more in a ‘I can make infinite Explosions a day with this knowledge’ kind of way.

In order to save the land, I’d probably need to put a lid on this before the countryside was set aflame in orgasmic wizardry.

“B-But it normally only works three times a day! Max!” I added quickly with sweat dripping from me, sort of hoping she’d yell again.

The second normality seemed to temper her expectations, though she still looked happy. “Oh… well, that’s still really useful! I just have to have more… y-you know…”

“Mhm, I do.” I giggled under her, quickly rolling the two of us over so that I was on top of her, looming over her whimpering form, “So let’s get you there quickly~”

She had no complaints, or at least none she could vocalise, as my right fingers slowly penetrated her pussy, making sure to reassure her with my left by holding her hand against the ground. Her pussy was steamy, repressed, and dripping with her own juices. Guess we shared more in common than just our taste in scummy men. Turns out Megumin might just be as sensitive to pleasure as I am, the sparkles in her eyes glowing wide while my middle and ring fingers circled gently around the front area of her slit.

It was when I turned up the heat to suckle on her B-cup breast that the moans really kicked in.

“MmmNN! F-fuck Darkness!” She groaned while I lifted her titty up gently by the nipple between my teeth. “Gwo! Fuh fuhhcking hell~ so h-hot…” My fingers increased tempo, raising her temperature even more, encouraging Megumin to give herself to the feelings washing over her.

With all my skill from the many women I’d seduced this week, and the “explosive edging” that she’d unknowingly subjected her own pussy to, it didn’t take long to get the trapped heat inside Megumin to blast out of her onto the mossy undergrowth.

“NNAAaAAAHHHHH!!!!” She screamed, suddenly jolting forwards with energy into me, clamping her hand over mine to my fingers. The girl had officially regained her mana, now able to move her whole body and clutch her thighs around me in her crimson climax. “Haahhh… Haahhhh… fuck…”

“Did you like it?”

“That…” She was still panting, hair matted against her red forehead, “That may have been… actually, nevermind…” I chuckled. In my head she was about to say ‘been better than an Explosion’ but felt too blasphemous to speak aloud, but I guess I’ll never know. “It did feel really good though. I can’t believe I really have all my mana restored from that… thanks, Darkness.”

Moving around to sit next to her instead of over her, I gave off my warmest smile, “Anytime, Megumin.”

We stayed in the moment for a little longer. I’d sort of forgotten her hand was intertwining mine until she squeezed it, and I squeezed it back. The glorious fireworks still going off above us to illuminate our faces in occasional wondrous flashes of colour-

“EXPLOSION!”

KRAKAKOOOMMM!!!!

The moment had officially ended when the fireball of destruction engulfed the sky. I could feel the singeing heat prickle my skin in a single shockwave of powerful energy, my heart had perhaps taken the biggest hit as I had truly not expected the loud noise after such a quiet serene moment.

My back was on the floor, with my ears still ringing from the blast.

“Wooo!” I could vaguely hear her say, a far too big of a grin on her face, “It worked! Two Explosions in such a short span of time! The Crimson Demon’s foremost prodigy, Megumin, can increase her power to unfathomable levels! Far beyond any mere mortal before her! Wahahahaha!”

“...guh…”

“Darkness! The Explosion felt better too! Like…more satisfying now!” Her twinkling eyes were quite the contrast to my stunned silence, “You were totally right, thank you! You’re the best! I promise to be with your harem for all of eternity if you’ll have me! Oh, by the way, can I have another orgasm plea~ase?”

I said nothing, giving her a long stare as if I hadn’t just brought her to climax two seconds before she’d scared the fireworks, and most of the woodland creatures, off into the night. I may have created a monster.

I stood up and loomed over her tiny body.

“Uh, Darkness? You’re, uh, not mad about the second Explosion, are you?”

“Oh, I’ll give you an orgasm, Megumin… but you’re going to need to give me one too.”

“Ah! W-Wait a sec! Don’t rest that huge ass on my face! I’ll be crushed to death! Darkness! DARKNESS!!!”

Chapter 108: Nerimaki's Plight

Summary:

As we’re reaching the ‘sexy time Megumin’ part of the fic, I will remind everyone that she is, in fact, 18 in this universe. Made explicit by Aqua’s use of The Calendar, changing everyone’s birthdays around and misremembering their ages. Now, Darkness turned 19 first, Kazuma’s 19th birthday was about a month ago, and Megumin’s 19th is in the near future. This has aged up her body too, and as such I have prepared a little hentai mood board to show the sort of adult Megumin design I’m using in my head:

https://imgchest.com/p/9p4nlxka57n

Chapter Text

It had been a long day, and stealing Arue from under Kazuma’s nose was harder than Nerimaki thought it would be.

No matter what she did, the curly haired narrating temptress would not admit her cock was better. Even though the added spiciness of them being childhood friends SHOULD mean Nerimaki had the edge, she couldn’t get it to escape her lips no matter how hard she thrust. Then, to add insult to injury, the original owner just kept ignoring her obvious supremacy!

Namely, by stealing her traitorous concubines.

“Ung! Ung! GGNNHAAA!!”

Something about the challenge to his harem had made Kazuma completely switch gears. He’d already stripped both himself and the best friend duo down to nothing by using repeated ‘steal’ techniques, now thrusting into Dodonko by cradling her naked form against his own. Funifura helping keep her friend stable while the confident harem owner rammed into that slit with frightening power.

And it wasn’t just those two anymore.

Kaikai was lazily trying to get Kazuma to suck her tits. Soketto was currently rimming his ass. Sansara and Makiromi’s pussies in each hand. Putano was cupping his balls with a lewd look on her face. And Portian was waiting her turn. Sakiberry was the only one not focusing on her rival, as she’d taken to instead riding Aqua’s face.

All these women around him, yet he kept flicking his eye back on his new ‘rival’ with a victorious smirk. His cockiness turned to eleven, he was acting like a sexual conqueror of the entire Crimson Demon race.

It didn’t help that Nerimaki was tired. So much had happened today, her hips thrusts were getting weaker, her cock only getting so hard even with such achingly full testicles, and even though it was nighttime the heat of the festival and the raucous sex was making her sweaty and sleepy.

She probably should have taken the win when Kazuma wanted to leave…


“Hey! I think I heard a second round of Explosion magic!” Kazuma growled, trying to shimmy his way out of the duo’s grip, “I really gotta go check on my girlfriend and my ex! I’ll fuck you floozies later!”

As strong as his will sounded in his voice, the boy’s body didn’t always have the will to tear himself away from two hot mouths trying to suck his cock.

“No way!” Said Funifura, “You must focus on the most important characters: us Crimson Demons!”

“Besides, Megumin took down that Demon King daughter, she’ll be fine~”

“And you can’t leave until you see my true skill and admit defeat, you cock-having bastard!”

With a frustrated grimace, the boy turned to his one ally, “Aqua! Help!”

“Hm?” She said, barely moving her head away from Sakiberry slit she was slurping before getting shoved right back in there.

He sighed, knowing he was alone here. The pressure of irritation growing, even while he had two beauties fighting over who got to lick the smegma from his helmet. Physical desires had once more overcome him.

“I guess to beat a bunch of chunni, you must become the chunni…” He said calmly.

Nerimaki, who kept looking over at him while fucking the titty monster Arue, just clicked her tongue at him, “The hell is that supposed to mean?”

A single light came in from above him.

“It means… I need to activate my secret technique once more!” He said, eye glowing bright with power and covering his face with an open palm in such a cool pose that it made all the Demons gasp out in awe. “You’ll now be faced with Satou Kazuma’s Ultra Instinct Mode!”

“Wowww… that’s a cool technique name!”

“Megumin has taught him well in the ways of our people.”

“Does it make you even better at sex? Or perhaps grow your testicles?”

“I must admit, your penchant for the theatrical intrigues me, I find myself captivated with you even more, Satou Kazuma.”

Coming from Arue, the old friend she was currently balls deep inside, that stung.

“Hmph! All talk and no show! What can you possib-?!”

“GIGA STEAL!”

In a sudden blur, all the women in the immediate clearing changed positions. It was mostly subtle changes, small movements, apart from the obvious nakedness the group now shared. Their clothes folded neatly on a nearby log, Kazuma smirked as his thick cock seemed to glisten in the moonlight.

Kazuma would kick himself later for not using the time stop watch to just run away from the situation and check on his girls instead.


After that, things spiralled into both the silly and the depraved.

The Crimson Demons had taken his ‘secret technique’ as a challenge to ‘unlock’ their own overtly main character abilities in order to try and take him down.

It was a standoff at first. A naked circle of women around the overly-cocked cocky prick of an adventurer, all ready to be the one to take him down a peg.

“Satou Kazuma! You underestimate me, the secret most powerful wizard of the entire Crimson Demons!” Spouted Motchiramba, a local fruit saleswoman with kiwi coloured hair and her pale swinging melons on display. She quickly began clutching at the arm that had a white bandage wrapped around it, “With the demonic energy I have in this hand, I could-”

Grab.

“H-hey! Don’t use my demon hand to jerk yourself off!” She whined to be interrupted from doing something cool, but quickly stopped complaining as she squeezed the oversized slab, “How much dark energy does this penis store…?”

As the vendor used both hands to stroke him off, two more women began their approach, “You may have defeated Motchiramba, but you’ll never stop both of us!”

Grabbing onto him from both sides and squeezing his ribs with their tits were a couple of rarer sights in the village. Darker tanned skin, an abundance of makeup, and pigtails. “Thick, juicy, older sister, gyaru types?!” Kazuma gasped in as chunni way as he could.

“They call us Mikotokoro and Rumanibagi! Delinquents of the Crimson Demons!” Said the one on his right, a large yet firm breasted gal with thick nipples who stood a little bit taller than Kazuma, “Your weedy little dude energy could never handle our st-AH!” Her mouth was derailed by a sudden grab to her lovely extended rear, then shut up by Kazuma wrapping her extended tongue by his own. The combined attack seemed planned yet was all instinctual, making the taller girl quiver into his grip.

“O-oi! Come on, Rumanibagi! You’re totes stronger than that!” Said the other one, a shortstack girl with a pouty face and overly long eyelashes. “If this is how it goes, I’m gonna have to totes activate my unbeatable eye of gyaru vision to figure out his weakspot!”

With a slow turn away from her friend, spittle trail briefly still connected, the male’s eyes seemed to glow with much more electric energy than the gyaru’s lie ever could. Her stomach dropping briefly at the sexual maniac who had his hand around her body, “Not before I figure out your weakspot, Ms. Anal Lover.”

It took a second to get around the bulbous rear, but the blushing brunette soon had her first ever male middle finger running rampant into her insides, sending pleasurable shocks all through her body.

Three of their toughest and biggest chested fighters were all falling in just as many minutes.

“This is bad… we need to get back in there, Dodonko!”

Her friend was just openly rubbing her itchy slit and pinching her puffy nip, “Pretty hot to watch him, but I’m down.”

“Great, another two pigs for the slaughter…” Nerimaki huffed under her breath. More annoyed at herself for inadvertently admitting defeat.

But how could she not feel at a disadvantage? Kazuma had truly unlocked his next form, an amazing feat that drew the eyes of the surrounding Crimson Demons. The more time went on, the more numbers seemed to surround that Ultra Instinct chad, jumping between lovey-dovey delinquent sex and hardcore anal with the other. Dodonko, Funifura, and Motchiramba kissing or licking him where they could.

Soon a whole new attraction to the festival had opened, seemingly out of nowhere. What had started as a small clearing behind some stalls to fuck Arue in was quickly becoming a well lit pavilion for any woman who wanted to try the big dicked, out of town, Harem Knight a try. There was even a vendor trying to sell tickets to Kazuma that had popped out of nowhere.

All while Nerimaki still struggled to provide superior pleasure to Arue.

“Come on! Admit it already, you shitty writer!” She yelled while slapping her friend’s ass.

“As much as Nerimaki thrust, Arue’s heart could not separate the pleasures between her cock and that of Satou Kazuma’s.”

“Grrrngh!” Through gritted teeth, the frustration could only be vented out through repeated strikes of Arue’s ample assterior. Having to watch on as Kazuma lived the Crimson Harem dreams she’d had for a whole half a day.

Though, to be fair to the poor girls, neither knew about the one simple normality that had really helped Kazuma out here. Said way back in Wiz’s shop on the first few days of Darkness having the reality tools… ‘I’ll be making it normal for women to feel more desire and affectionate towards Kazuma the more orgasms they share.’

Of course, this also meant anything even tangentially related to Kazuma as well. Including dildos of his approximation, dungeons full of versions of him, and even futas who had copies of it.

Every time Nerimaki had fucked a Crimson Demon, she’d been unknowingly increasing the affection and interest for her new rival. Even with the Village’s seeming immunity from Darkness’ perspective, they were only resistant to the earrings when it applied to making them look normal, not in how their bodies functioned. Now, Funifura and Dodonko’s hearts beat extra fast as he held them in his arms, unable to stop their own feelings leaking out from how many orgasms had rocked their bodies.

Even the men seemed a little more amicable to Kazuma fucking so many women at once after their jerk off session at the dungeon earlier that day. Casually rolling their eyes with a smirk as they passed that overworked Harem Knight having his way with the women.

Not to disregard Ultra Instinct Kazuma’s actual abilities here. The man was a well oiled cunt buster. Able to trust in his passionate instincts to play with multiple naked women at once. He could grab any one of the ladies and they’d be screaming his name within 2–4 minutes, their friends and family watching his huge python creating bulges in their abdomens in such high tempo rhythms it could be confused for freestyle jazz. Bodies began to pile up around him of creampied women who couldn’t handle the beast for even one more thrust. The theme park attraction certainly needed better safety measures, as soon he was just stacking women wherever he could to get the next slit in line to stretch around his cock.

Nerimaki tried to keep up the pace. Disregarding the treacherous Arue to just take a girl from the line and prove she could at least do as well as Kazuma. But even with the Crimson Demon’s most curvy and dripping MILF to thrust into it was clear she was scrambling, forcing herself to move her hips, and ultimately not enjoying the sex. Not helped by watching Arue’s melons wrapped around the adventurer once more as she swirled her long tongue around his tip.

Beaten at her own game, Nerimaki panted in the underbrush in defeat…

“U-um, Kazuma-san? I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to buy a ticket or not, s-since I think I’m part of your h-harem already… but I was told to b-buy two tickets anyway…”

It was time to give up on quantity, and go for quality.

“Yunyun!” The futa yelled, getting her second wind to charge at the Village’s soon to be Official Chief.

If she could capture the naive and succulent eighteen-year-old virgin for herself, then she’d win! Probably! Grabbing the timid girl’s wrist, she thought she had this in the bag.

But a feral beast had wrapped his hand around her other wrist too.

“I-is this what it meant by me buying t-two tickets?!” Yunyun squeaked, looking between the two similar dicked rivals with a growing nervousness, “I-I don’t know if I can handle both of you!”

“You heard the girl, I was here first!” Nerimaki snarled, trying to pull her prize away from the boy who had a literal higher body count behind him.

Kazuma said nothing, instead just stepping forwards into the same space Yunyun stood. He was only about an inch taller than her, but he made sure to make her look up at him. The squish of her soft chest against his moderately firm abs, the manly whiff that filled the minimal gap between them, and the clincher? He moved a little bit of hair away from her forehead.

“Kazuma…” Gasped the clearly excited girl.

That’s what got you?! It’s such a boring and cliché move!” Nerimaki protested to no available ears. There was blood surging through Yunyun’s as her blush overtook them, only increasing in scarlet colouring when Kazuma locked lips with his prey. Between the darkness around his instinct laden eyes and the various dripping fluids he was covered in, the naked stallion was looking more like a demon eating a virginal sacrifice than a boy taking a girl’s first boy-kiss.

Yunyun clearly didn’t care, instead clenching her eyes tightly (something she read in a book she should do) and puckering her lips as much as she could (it was a bad book).

It felt odd to be somehow cucked from Yunyun yet also jealous of her kissing Kazuma so passionately…


“I… I nearly died, fatass…” Megumin grumbled when I’d finally let her off the floor. She had a splattered face, covered in my orgasmic love juices, but even with all that against her I could tell she was enjoying herself.

The red blush was telling enough, but as she’d regained enough mana to move again, she quickly pushed me to the floor to turn the table on me. To see Megumin become putty in my hands was a powerful image, but seeing her try and dominate my body would be lovely to experience.

I made sure to make myself as submissive as possible to her. Her knees to my sides, sitting on my belly, if this were Kazuma in this position he’d already be fucking my tits with little mercy.

She seemed to be eating up my pose, as I moved my arms to above my cascading blonde hair, keeping lips just a little bit apart for her to stare at.

“Mmm… Megumin~” I purred in a way that made her gulp in lust. “What ever are you going to do to me~?”

“I-is this the shit that works on Kazuma?”

“Oh, yes.” I smirked back at her, “Though recently he’s cut out the middle man to rest his heavy sack right on my mouth with he fucks my tits.” I punctuated my point by ripping open the black fabric surrounding my mounds, exposing them to the night air and Megumin’s virgin eyes.

She’d obviously seen me naked before. We’ve lived together years now, bathed together, visited hot springs, my tits have even made milk for her, yet her drooling face would really make you think otherwise. She was in an eye twitching trance at just the sight of my jiggly melons bouncing free under her.

Without a word, she just squeezed them, hard. A shudder running up both of our spines from the sudden erotic contact.

“I… I always thought these things were worthless fat wads that boys obsessed over…” She mumbled, “...I think I get it now…”

I just let her fingers explore to her heart’s content. Submissively lying there for her to experiment with the sheer size of my jugs. I was just happy to see her look so lewdly curious, slapping my two tits together, feeling the softness dance across her fingertips, and all the little sounds I made to encourage her.

“I-it’s not like you’re flat, Megumin.” I reminded her with a quick tug on her orange hem, with how she loomed over me her decently sized b-cups easily swung into view. She didn’t look super impressed with either the comparison or just being described as ‘not flat’, but softened when I cupped her left bosom. Her heart was going crazy (Eris, I hope that isn’t because of the repeated explosions), though I’m sure mine wasn’t much better. Megumin was the final party member for me to thoroughly seduce, and I was thoroughly enjoying it.

“Sure.”

“I mean it! I’ve heard it said that anything more than a handful is just overkill.”

She just clicked her tongue while smirking, “Then you’ve got a couple mass murderers here! Besides, who cares about handfuls when you could do this to big tits!”

I would have asked what she meant, but her head diving towards me answered pretty well. Something had truly unlocked in the wizard as she gave me a full on face rubbing along my chest. Shaking her small face against me, squeezing me against her, a lewd lick of her tongue stickying me up. Megumin didn’t even raise her head, instead transitioning to a full-frontal assault on my full front. She nibbled and gnawed at my titflesh. Not even stopping when some liquid shot from my areola into her waiting mouth, Megumin mewled and moaned at my moreish milk. Suckling on me while I encouraged her with fingers in her long, well-kept hair.

It took minutes of enjoyment before either of us even thought about even changing positions. And then all that was achieved was a rollover, her head on the ground with my suffocating tit pressed on from above. But in this new position, I could get my hand into her panties properly, stroking deep and hard into Megumin with my two fingers, the sticky fluids coating my hands as her legs wrestled with my arm in vain.

Yet another orgasm for her explosion tank, though I’m sure she’d have appreciated it be the other way around by now.

I let my tit off of her face and she spat milk at me.

“Hey!”

While I was temporarily blinded, the girl leapt up from the floor and pushed me back onto my back after another quick roll around. Her eyes somehow even more determined. “Think you’re so hot, don’t you? Able to make me cum with your… s-strong fingers… but I said it’s my turn now, dammit!”

Immediately, she began licking my face with fevered pitch. Cleaning it of my own milk as I tried to lap at her tongue. Eventually just giving in and kissing me properly. I have to admit, my milk really doesn’t taste half bad, even if it is through normalities.

Her fingers finding my crotch was a welcome surprise. I could feel her exploring me, trying to figure me out through touch alone.

For all the fire and destruction she can cause, Megumin’s surprisingly delicate when she wants to be. Touching me at a very teasing pace, feeling nails against my vulva, a light pinch against my clitoris of her thumb, progressing into gentle yet inquisitive strokes along my warm inner walls. Her other hand naturally took residence in my hair while we kissed, like I was her submissive little beaux, and she was the big, strong alpha.

Though she wasn’t as stoic as some other alphas. There was definitely a wiggle to her body as she clearly felt excited pumping her digits into my welcoming slit. My first thought was that she wanted me to put my leg up for her to grind on, like when I become Aqua’s pussy cat-scratching post. But it turned out it was because she was about to dive down my body and latch her mouth onto my pussy. After tearing my panties up, of course.

My head thunked hard against the dirt in the throes of passion. Feeling Megumin’s tongue lap up my juices in this dark woods was too perfect, and the colourful fireworks that sporadically illuminated the sky matched the booming, fiery lusts that were plaguing my body. She was a lot less gentle when it came to eating me out.

Through the skysplosions I could hear words like ‘fuck’, ‘damn’, and ‘how are you so tasty?’ escape her. Lewd thoughts got the better of me and in the heat of my heart I took a healthy grasp of her rear to begin squeezing it. Her licks only grew in intensity with my groping, and the firmness of her big peach was really getting my excitement to peak levels.

Eventually, I couldn’t hold it anymore, and moaned deeply into my own explosive orgasm. Squirting out onto her tongue, trying not to crush her head between my meaty thighs as I clenched and quivered in giggling glee.

“There! Finally. You’re a tough nut to make nut, Darkness.” She declared while licking my sour juice from her messy lips, “A victory for me, finally. At least I’m not embarrassing myself here…”

Though I was panting and tired, I still tilted my head against the hard root it was leaning on, “Why… why would you be?”

“Well, you know, you’re more suited to this stuff than me…” She continued to grumble, looking perhaps the most unsure she ever had been. I sat up yet my eyebrow continued to raise in confusion. “Come on, you know this! Compared to you, Aqua, and, ugh, Yunyun, I’m not exactly the ‘sexy one’... or hell, even the ‘cute one’. Best I’ve always been able to pull off is the ‘cool one’, but I don’t know how I’ll be able to keep that veneer…”

I saw her moping face and tried to consider the most thoughtful, tactful, and insightful piece of advice I could…

Then I decided to just be honest.

“You’re kind of annoying sometimes, you know that?”

That floored her, and surprised me too, as she baulked at my accusation and I covered my mouth. “W-What?!”

“Sorry! Sorry… but, well, here I am trying to seduce Kazuma for months with only being stuck with my sexy body to help me, yet you’re the one moping about it? You, Megumin, the girl who can be the sexiest, cutest, and coolest girl in any room she enters?”

“I-I, uh… r-really?”

“YES! Is it a magical mystery why Kazuma fell for you?!” My voice nearly yelling at her in frustration, “Megumin, you’re an explosive firecracker of a person. You burn brightly in their faces and leave an undeniable impact on lives wherever you go. And, at the end of the day guys want more than just a,” I gestured to myself, “let’s face it, a girl that’s at best barely in the top three blondes in town. You’re the whole package.”

After an embarrassed frown, she thumped me lightly in the arm. “You can’t just say nice things and not give me time to prepare things to say about you. That’s unfair.”

“Sorry, this masochist wins at self deprecation too~” I teased with my tongue playfully out.

“Yeah, well, you’re easily top three blondes in the universe…” She grumbled, leaning forward towards me until I could feel her hot frustrated breath mixing with my own, “Kazuma fell for you too, idiot. I’m just better at latching onto things.”

“Prove it.”

Yet one more huge climactic firework went off as we kissed. And in the dissipating lights that bled from the sky, you may be able to see the two of us scissoring our pussies together in the dead of the night.

Not that we’d care about looking back at you, though. Our eyes were locked only on each other.

Chapter 109: Yunyun's Triumph

Summary:

The lonely girl gets a major win, ya love to see it.

Chapter Text

The Yunyun wrestling match was still underway. Neither Nerimaki nor Kazuma giving each other an inch, instead just trying to seduce the future chief to their side through pampering and general promises.

“I’ll always be here, Yunyun! You can come visit my tavern every day! I’ll make sure you have as many friends as you can count!”

“Th-that all sounds amazing, Nerimaki-san!”

“Yunyun.”

All it took was her name and she was already looking back at the steamy mouthed moron with a squeak in her voice. “Why did you get two tickets? Explain it.”

She gulped, clearly flustered and blustering, “I… I kept hearing about you, Kazuma. And in the dungeon there were these th-things… And a-as the future V-Village chief… and maybe your h-harem friend, maybe, a-a-and I thought, maybe, I should t-try it? If you want me to!”

His grin was curved as he seemed to slither around her, pressing his body into her chest, letting the natural musks and hardness of his male form tantalise her pure desires. “What is ‘it’, Yunyun?”

“I-I-I-”

“Say it.”

“S-s-sex! I’d like to have s-s-that, please!”

Without teasing her a second longer, Kazuma landed a passionate kiss on her puffy lips. It left her breathless, like he was literally stealing her lifeforce in front of the town. Nibbling at her lip to end it, pulling it back briefly before landing both palms on her ample posterior, “Sounds like our new chief want me to put a baby in her properly this time.”

Encouraging her to hop up and wrap her legs around his waist, the girl first had to shake off her awkward lamprey.

“No! I demand you pick me, Yunyun!”

“N-Nerimaki, let go!” She insisted, wriggling her hand out of the futa’s grasp.

“Wait! I-”

Though she reached to grab the girl’s wrist again, someone grabbed her shoulder. Sakiberry, standing with the bluenette Kazuma came with, the final betrayal. “Even you…?”

“Like, let Yunners have this, Neri-Neri.” the girl smiled, looking over at the new chief start to tongue wrestle with the man of the day, “She’s, like, totally earned it.”

“...I can still join in to make her into a Kazuma cock kebab-”

“With, like, what?”

She looked down, following the fashionista’s eyeline… to her flaccid cock. The tiredness and clouded mind had all finally caught up with her. Even with ultimate power, her body had run out of juice to keep up with infinity, collapsing to her knees. “Dammit! I just can’t beat him!” Nerimaki slammed the ground, “Is he blessed by the fucking gods?!”

“Umm, mayyybbbee…?” said Aqua while clearly trying to hide something.

Going down to her level, the other girl started rubbing her back sympathetically, “He’s, like, not all that, Neri-Neri~” soothed Sakiberry, “I super prefer, like, your face with that cock. The way you get all riled up totally sends me~”

“Thanks… I just wish the rest of the girls saw it that way… being the best lay of the village would really drum up business.”

“But your cum’s not the best.”

Nerimaki just felt exasperated by the accusation, looking up at the blue haired girl with an almost despaired expression, “What are you blathering about?”

She shrugged with such smugness it soured all sensual feelings Nerimaki felt towards the sultry slut, “Come on, isn’t it obvious? My boyfriend is dating a Goddess after all, so only his tasty, tasty sperm is worthy of being able to draw the masses of this world from far and wide.” Taking two fingers, Aqua walked over, bent at the hip, then scooped up some of the bubbling cream that was falling out of a nearby sex coma’d Dodonko, like it was whipped cream off pancakes, “See, Kazuma’s stuff? So goopy, so thick, so creamy, really nice work from Paul and Inari Ōkami.” She said before sticking the fingers in her mouth and moaning wantonly.

After a few awkward seconds of silence while the beloved Goddess cleaned her fingers of human sperm, she then reached over to Funifura’s asshole and performed a similar action, “And here’s the cum you made. Same thickness, same lovely stickiness, bu~ut it stinks.” Her nose wrinkled as she demonstrated, “Blech! Whatever magic made your copycat Kazuma willy, it has a yucky demon stench to it! You’d never be able to have a harem with that thing, everyone would notice the demon smell really easily.”

No one that Nerimaki had fucked even slightly noticed the difference.

“Grrr… I don’t care if this thing comes from the depths of hell! It’s my cock! Soon NerimaCocks will be sold in stores! And no bad taste cum connoisseur is gonna tell me otherwise!”

After defiantly throwing the last scraps of her moistened panties towards Aqua, she took one bold step towards Kazuma and Yunyun.

Only to be presented with a letter from a woman in blue.

“Miss Nerimaki? I both am and represent the estate of Cecily from Arcanletia, plus the Kazuma’s Cock Fanclub at large. As the owner of the likeness of Kazuma’s cock, I therefore have a court order demanding the immediate halt of this unauthorized imitation. Boys?”

Two hugely buff priests thundered up behind the blonde woman, both wearing black sleeveless shirts with ‘Kazuma Cock Club’ on the front, cracking their knuckles with obedient grimaces. Nerimaki gulped, fearing the worst, “W-what are you gonna do to my cock?”

They shunted their beefy arm logs forwards. She winced… only to open her eyes a few seconds later to see them only aiming glowing hands towards her.

“Purification.”

A soft glow surrounded Nerimaki, “What!? Wait! Nononononono!” She screamed, having to watch in horror as her cock faded from view in a glowing haze. Her pussy returned to her body, with no more swaying balls or aching cock, just the pure dripping slit she was born with, “Ahh! My Kazuma cock! My future endeavours! You’ve ruined me!”

Cecily barely even acknowledged the screams of the Crimson Demon, instead just nodding to her muscle who nodded back then started walking away. Then, with a smirk on her lips, the blonde looked behind Nerimaki, “She’s all yours, big boy.”

“Eh?”

Two hands suddenly grabbed her arms from behind her.

“Uh oh.”

“Yeah, sorry about this.” The blonde man sighed, looking rather bored by the whole affair, “Not much I can do to say no to her.”

Nerimaki wriggled around in his immovable grasp, “Wha-?! Who are you?!”

“A guy who needs to learn to not swap his nutsack out for one that’s rights belong to a crazy lady…”

Cecily haughtily chuckled at Cloud, “He enjoys being my bodyguard, really. Remember all those converts we made of that Eris church? They were moaning and playing in your cum, blessed by the Goddess Aqua~”

“You get to have Kazuma’s nuts?! Then why’d you get rid of mine?!”

“Not on the payroll.”

“Grah!”

As Nerimaki raged, Yunyun was having the time of her life.

Penetration had yet to occur, but with how fast her heart beat and how her gushing pussy was leaning on the prick, it wasn’t far away. Instead the pair just made out amongst the fallen Crimson Demon clan.

After so many ‘wrestling’ matches with Darkness this week, Yunyun felt as light as a feather to lift. Her demure looks up close were intoxicating, and the fact she looked so grateful just to be touched almost demanded you pour your all into pleasing her. Her legs wrapped around his torso for the simple pleasures of maximum gluteus kneading. The chief really showing off her prowess as a Kazuma rider.

“Mm!” She moaned into his mouth. The first penetration was happening, and though she’d had his fake dildo in her earlier, it still felt like her pussy had to stretch to fit around him. Her nails dug into his back, tensing her smaller form as the inches disappeared into her and the liquid squirted out of her.

“Take it easy, just breathe.” Kazuma advised, rubbing her back with one hand and supporting her with the other, “You’re doing amazing, Yunyun.”

“Kazuma! D-do you mean it?! I-um-Y-you’re amazing t-AIP!” She had been so focused on appreciating the compliment that she’d forgotten how much the stretching was messing with her body. So many zings of heat and electric pleasure shooting into her, she quickly took his advice and just breathed through the initial shock.

The pussy was tight, almost a vice grip of heat surrounding his cock. But the way it seemed to quiver around him, sucking his cock further in like a demanding cave bear, so hungry for more, like the pussy had been starving for company.

He nibbled into her neck while she panted into his, “Like it?”

“M-mmhmm.” Was all the little squeaker could get out, grinding a little against him to encourage more movement. Encouragement he took and then some, lifting her up and down once again, though not as hard as some of the women he’d fucked. Yunyun wasn’t delicate, but she deserved a happy experience at her own pace. “Mmm! Ahh! K-Kazuma!”

Ultra Instinct mode was still in effect, and this inexperienced pussy never stood a chance.

Going at her pace, he just would not let up hitting the parts of Yunyun that she didn’t even realise were overly sensitive. The sensations were so wild and new to the girl, Kazuma’s salty skinship a complete overwhelming mess of pleasure that she ended up nearly wiggling out of his grasp from just trying to understand herself.

“Alright Chief, time to let your people support you for a bit.” said Kazuma as he lowered her to the ground.

Her head hit Arue’s soft stomach, her body cushioned between a napping Kaikai and a mewling Putano. Each naked and dripping in seed, but the casual happiness of those around her matched the fun festival vibes of the whole village. Even as Kazuma spread her legs and ploughed her cunt, Yunyun couldn’t help but feel the warmth of the community.

“K-Kazuma! Y-you’re so d-deep!”

Cries of pleasure only strengthened his hardness inside her. Still she wiggled around, surrounded by friends she’d desired for years yet only focused on the stallion ramming into her from above. His loving hands on the chest Megumin scorned, playing with Yunyun’s nipples to the same perfect tempo he fucked her to. A river of drool plaguing the new Chief’s mouth as her senses were overloaded, maxed out, completely defeated by Kazuma the bliss giver. Minutes went by as he just basked in her top-notch pussy, all the way until she couldn’t take it anymore.

“Kazuma! KAZUMA! KAAZUUUMMAAAAA!!!!” She screamed, a sudden thrust of her stomach forwards as her orgasm slammed into her hard. Caring little for who she accidentally nudged with her violent spasms of lust.

Panic suddenly set in as he slowed down for her climax. “P-PLEASE MAKE L-LOVE TO ME A LITTLE MORE! PLEASE! I-I HAVE TWO TICKETS!”

Such declarations could not be ignored, Kazuma ripping the papers from her hands abruptly, “I don’t need your damn tickets!” He growled, to Yunyun’s dismay, but it was alleviated when his cock rammed the furthest it had so far, “I’d fuck you a thousand times for free, Yunyun! You’re the badass hot chief! I’m not going anywhere!”

She wished he’d told her that before spending so much on the tickets.

Though it was a minor concern that fleeted past her mind fast. Supreme ecstasy had found her pussy again and now she could just melt into Kazuma’s embrace. Moaning and squirming, among all her naked villagers. He shifted her to her side, spreading her legs wide to plunge new depths… and pointing her face to face with Arue.

“How callous to use another’s stomach as a pillow for love making, is this the type of Chief I have unwittingly allowed to reign?” The writer teased, ignoring Yunyun’s apologetic babble to rub her hand along the worried girl’s chin. “I jest, Yunyun. For the rhythmic vibrations of your lovemaking has shone the light on how faux your innocent allure truly is. A beacon of smutty truth shining from inside the darkest of wells; the well-kept secrets.”

“W-what?”

“She’s calling you a pervert,” Kaikai explained, yawning awake while turning over and kissed Yunyun’s bouncing tit lightly, “Which is good, cause now I like you as our chief more.”

“I-I’m n-not... you do?”

“People like relatability, honey,” purred Putano as she sat up to kiss Kazuma, “Though we are all thunderously unique, it is nice to know we share common ground.”

Even as he had more women pile up on him, and as he thrust into Yunyun mercilessly, Kazuma couldn’t help but add, “You were rather quick to request my baby.”

“Arue tricked me!”

“Yet you’ve been sneakily reading all my smutty fanfiction of the last week with little worry of being caught~”

“Ohh! She is a perv!” Kazuma laughed, “Don’t worry, we still love you, Yunyun.”

Any argument she may have had in her heart was gone when she heard she was loved. It triggered such a carnal happiness that her orgasm ripped through her once more in only a few more thrusts of the deep impact cockhead against her cervix. “AHHH! CUMMING! CUMMMMINNNGG!!”

“Rrgh! So, TIGHT!” Kazuma teeth grit as his own orgasm was squeezed out of him, cumming hard into the chief girl. Helped along by Putano massaging his massive testicles and nibbling his ear. Pump after pump of sheer white power filling up the screaming Yunyun’s pussy.

Though she was clamping down hard, Kazuma couldn’t resist pulling out for the last few spurts of jism. First spreading up the curvy Yunyun’s body, then splattering against both her and Arue’s faces. Making sure to cum as much as he could for them before letting them suck the last few dregs right out the cockhead together. Two Crimson beauties sharing in his cum in a hot make out session that passed his salty ball cream back and forth before letting Yunyun swallow the majority. As greedy as she was perverse, that girl.

Which just made Kazuma want her more.

“Here comes the power of the second ticket!” He chuckled, pushing her further onto Arue’s body until they were both a tangle of body parts together. Their firm and ample chests mixing and rubbing together so amazingly underneath him.

“B-but you ripped up the ticket!”

“Shush, silly girl. The stalwart Harem Knight is going to use his unwavering tool of womanly justice on our unsuspecting slits yet again~”

It was always a nice power that Kazuma could get hard by choice. Never harming his cock in the process, just naturally extending his flaccid cock to unspeakable lengths right between the two well-endowed Crimson Demons. Their well seeded pussies still quivering against his rock hard cock, almost fearful of the continued ravaging, yet so looking forward to it too. Just the feeling of their moistness was enough to get him excited too, gripping onto the two-person-tower by the ample rear of Yunyun and readying himself to thrust into them as much as he could.

“Mmph!” The new chief moaned, feeling Kazuma push his own cum deeper into her tight embrace, sloshing the boiling liquid around while it clung to her walls like glue. “Kazuma! Y-you’re so incredible!”

“Her face was a mess of sweat and saliva. Had a layman viewed her they’d see nothing but a common slut, languidly lavishing her lewd lover with lyrical lionize.”

The subject of the story just whined in embarrassment and lust, “Arue~!”

“Yet to her people, she was the chief. Plain? Perhaps. Yet perverted? Even more so. A true visionary, able to accept the harem monster that had sneaked his way into their village, and more than once at that. They found her actions-AHH! FUCK!”

The metaphorical fox had stopped the zealous fable very quickly with just the insertion of his dominating pipe into her aching cunt.

“Wait! What were you going to say about me?!”

“W-writing can wait… Mmf!” Arue hissed while her eyes rolled back, “I just want to get fucked by Kazuma’s big thick dick…” She moaned as he did just that. Grinding along her walls, scooping out all of her juices onto the ground before returning to the lonely pussy of Yunyun once more.

Back and forth he fucked his perfect sandwich. Having much experience with Darkness and Aqua now, he knew just how to keep them happy while fucking two at once. Pushing them into each other, occasionally just ramming between their navels to stimulate their clits, and encouraging them to make out/fondle each other while they were so close/waiting for their turn. Yunyun sucking on Arue’s tongue, Arue spreading Yunyun’s cheeks for Kazuma, that kind of thing. A messy mini session while the pile of Crimson Demons around them either helped or started to move on back to the festival.

Ultra instinct mode was perfect for fucking two slits at once. He could just let his mind go, trusting in his hip and cock control to always slam the right cunt at the right time. Sometimes that meant he’d be in Yunyun for only one slam before switching back to Arue.

The close-proximity heat and repeated powerful slams into their most sensitive parts made their climaxes approach quickly. Writhing together, kissing deeply, squeezing bodies close, feelings their nipples and bodies rub that one too many times before their bodies couldn’t hold on.

“AAHHHH!!!”

“KAAZUMAAA!”

He dare not disappoint their joint climax, unleashing his seed deeply into Arue’s before letting the rest of his spurts coat the pair’s tower of silky rear flesh. White splooge soon dripping down their exhausted and well fucked lower halves. Unable to detangle, just quietly making out with each other as Kazuma admired his work.

“Hoo~ that felt good.” Sighed the mighty warrior, semi hard dick still being touched by Putano and Kaikai as he stretched himself out. “Oh, hey Cloud.”

“Sup.”

“And Cecily. I’ve sensed your presence hanging around for a while now. You’re never that far away, are you?”

“Course not! I have to keep tabs on my intellectual property!” Her beaming face really made Kazuma grimace, “I’m here to take care of you too, Kazuma-kun~ You’re getting sloppy with how much fun you’re having. Like, did you realise that dungeon scientist didn’t delete the files on your penis?”

“Oh, shit, really?” He asked, feeling panic rising in his stomach, “That’ll fuck me over after the month is up and I can’t afford any new brats…”

Cecily just lightly slapped his bare shoulder, “Taken care of! Like I said, I’m here for you! I was going to have Saikomiko arrested for such blatant disregard for my copyright,” huffed the blonde before she smiled again, “But I was convinced to instead hire her! The Dungeon will stay a permanent attraction for the Crimson Demons and Axis Cult, but also help fund your Harem escapades! We even turned down the fertility rate, so now it’s just a demonic off brand of your cum.”

“Nowhere near as good as the real thing!” Aqua announced from the floor as her head had already found the Arue/Yunyun connection and was licking them clean, “Thanks for the meal~!”

“The rest of the Satou Kazuma Cock Fanclub are in the dungeon right now testing it out.”

He couldn’t help but feel confused dismay at the news, “My dick has a theme park…?”

“Of course!” The blonde massaged his shoulders briefly, walking him away from the pile of accrued Crimson Demons, “Now, you should go take care of your girls. I’ll take care of everything here, you have fun.” With a peck on his cheek and a slap to his tushy, Kazuma only felt more confused.

“What are you-?”

BOOOM

Once more, a more than familiar echoing eruption made Kazuma flinch. Looking out to the quiet forest naval, vaguely smouldering in the darkness. Then the thought of a real smouldering Darkness caught his mind and would not let itself go.

“Fuck, how many explosions has that been? Gahh… alright. I guess, thanks, Cecily.” He nodded, quickly running off away from the festival. Aqua not far behind him, though leaving more than a few disappointed customers.

Cecily just looked proud, as if watching the idol she was producing for had just walked out on stage for the first time. “Well, the real question is, what do we do with you?” She said, turning to the naked Nerimaki in Cloud’s arms. The sound of velcro ripping freaked the captured girl out as the front of Cecily’s robe suddenly came free, freeing her entire front half and letting the Kazuma brand strap on bounce free in front of her. “Kazuma is gone, yet I still have a naughty girl that needs to be punished. Whatever shall I do?”

Chapter 110: Together At Last (Part 1: Realising What's Inside)

Summary:

Darkness and Megumin have some revelations.

Thanks to OneSwoodDude for the editing help on this mini arc again~

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

KRAKAKOOMMMMM

“Megumin!”

“J-just o-one more time…” She lewdly panted against the floor, “One more eplosn… oo make it feel soo fuckn gud, Darkness…”

I sighed at her, I thought we were bonding well, but she let loose her magic only barely missing me and just aiming straight up to the air. Thankfully it hit no trees, as I didn’t really want to be dealing with a forest fire right now. Still, it felt a little disheartening, “I’m happy you’re happy, but I hope you’re not just looking at me as an Explosion generator here…”

“What? No way!” She exclaimed, rolling around her head to look at me with a serious face, “Darkness. I, uh, I didn’t really expect it but… this is kinda fun, actually. Like, REALLY fun! I’m feeling really good here!”

With a smile I accepted her feelings, moving some hair away from her face as she couldn’t, “That’s good. And, I’ll still help you orgasm whenever you want…” A hunger rose in her eyes and she puckered her lips, as tempting as it was to kiss her I placed a finger on them instead, “ after we go settle things with Kazuma, okay?”

She grimaced at me, clearly not a huge fan of the idea.

“That way, if it doesn’t go well, you can still let out all your frustrations with one last Explosion. Yeah?”

After a few seconds of internal deliberations, Megumin relented to my logic. “...yeah, okay. That sounds like the best plan…” She admitted, though her eyes lit up again, “Wait, you could still give me a reserve Explosion if you make me orgasm beforehand!”

“No.”

“What?! Do you not trust me to hold my expl-”

“Of course I don’t.” I replied, the quiet hum of her previous explosion still ringing in both of our ears.

“...just pick me up already.”

I nodded, beginning to reach over the fallen wizard. Ready to pick her up and take her all the way… all the way to…

Woah…

The world’s… sp-spinning…?

S-So dizzy…

My hands missed Megumin entirely to stumble towards a random tree, grabbing it for support… but the world won’t…

And then I keeled over and threw up.

“Woah! You, uh, you alright back there, Darkness?!”

I didn’t know how to answer that. Is this what being sick was like? Maybe I wasn’t missing out on much after all.

Vomiting… that was definitely cause for concern. I’ve never been like this before venturing into Heaven. Was there a “Heavenly Sickness” that intruding mortals could contract? Truth is often stranger than fiction, and that did sound like a deterrent the gods would use to keep the living out.

“I’m fine, Megumin. Just… just feeling d-dizzy…”

I couldn’t see her but could sense the concern in her voice, “Since when?”

“Yesterday… it’s not very often, I-I think I’m alright now.” I admitted, moving away from my mess and wiping my face next to Megumin, “Maybe Aqua can heal whatever is aili-

“Random bouts of dizziness? Vomiting? Yeah, okay, way to rub it in, jerk. When were you going to tell me?”

I blinked in confusion, turning my head back over my shoulder to the Megumin I’d left by a tree. She looked frustrated, and blushing just a little, though I had no idea as to why.

“H-Huh?”

Her frown deepened, “Come on, I’m not an idiot, Darkness.” I clearly was, still looking at her blankly, “I’m old enough to remember my mom with Komekko and all the morning sickness she had when she was pregnant…”

…………..

………………………………….

“...I-I’m pregnant?”

“W-wait! Why are you crying?! Did you seriously not know?!”

“Imprgnnt? Babey? Baby i’ me?”

“I’m not a doctor, but I mean, probably? Yeah? My mom said morning sickness can happen as early as the first week, since that’s how it was for her…” Panic in her voice stopped abruptly as Megumin realised the timeline and lowered her eyelids, “You two didn’t waste any fucking time at all when I left, did you?”

The tears just would not stop pouring out of me.

All this time. All this talk about impregnating the town, about growing new children for the human race, I don’t think it ever really clicked that I too… would have life inside of me.

A baby.

Me and Kazuma’s child. Someone to love, cherish, and watch grow.

I know I’m stupid for not thinking about it sooner. Maybe I’m the stupidest girl ever (and I probably am for being a muscle-brained horndog). But I was just too happy right now to care, I seriously could not stop crying. A baby. My baby. I…

“Darkness, I still can’t really move my arms and legs much, so could you be a dear and get over here so I can hug you already? OOF!” Megumin loudly exhaled as I practically tackled her against the tree, “Ack! L-l-little l-less tight! Kwah~! Hahhh. Okay, now, there-there. Just let it all out, ya big dummy.”

After a few minutes of happy tears, I had a new feeling I had to get out. One that Megumin really wasn’t going to like, but it couldn’t be contained any longer.

“Wait, what are you doIIINNNNGGG!!!!”

“I’m pregnant!” I exclaimed after throwing her ten feet up into the air, “Megumin, I’m pregnant!”

“NEVER throw me again! EVER! Do you hear MMMEEEEEE!!!!!!”

Once more she landed heavily in my arms, looking even angrier than when I’d thrown her.

“Stop it! I don’t trust your shitty aim to catch me! Go throw Kazuma, if you love him so much!”

“You’re right! I have to share this wonderful news with him!” Quickly, I took off towards the illuminated village before any more complaints could be filed. My feet thundering across the woods while the fireworks continued to rain the skies above us.

-

“Where the fuck are they?” Kazuma asked, scouring the forest for any signs of battle between the two girls. So many explosions had occurred over the years in this place near Megumin’s village, it was hard to know what was fresh in the dark. So many scars, and no signs of the little wizard who made them, “Come on, come on, where are you Darkness!? Megumin!?”

“My Darkness is really tough, Kazuma. She’s going to be fine~”

“Oh yeah? Well what if she isn’t?” He snapped back, growing frustrated with Aqua’s lack of urgency.

She took a beat, gave it a thought, then realised the truth in his words. Tears began to bubble in her eyes’ edges, “I don’t want her to be hurt! Kazuma! Where’s Darkness?!” She whined, grabbing at his naked body for support.

“I’m trying to figure that out! So help!”

“DARKNESS! DARKNETHHHH!!” The Goddess slobbered and whined. Kazuma instantly missed her cavalier attitude that wasn’t screaming in her ear.

“DARKNESS! MEGUMIN!” He called out, “DARK-OOPH!”

And then Kazuma was tackled to the ground by an unknown yet familiar source.

“OW! WHO THE FU-?!”

“KAZUMA! I’M PREGNANT!”

“D-Darkness?! That hurt, you freaking lump of a crusader! I-I… what did you say?”

“Pregnant! Me! Baby!”

There was a chance that news hit him harder than his girlfriend just had. His eyes went wide in shock while his mouth flapped about without words able to come out. “Holy shit… it’s all real…” Whispsers under his breath, Darkness wasn’t sure if she was supposed to hear them or not, but was appreciating his cute surprise nonetheless. “It’s… it’s definitely mine…?”

She was almost hurt he’d ask her, but Darkness’ smile couldn’t fade for any reason right now, “You’re my one and only, Kazuma.”

“Pregnant… I’m-I’m gonna be an actual dad?!” He said, a level of genuine excitmenet mixed in with his fear of the future.

“You are, a-and I’m g-gonna be a mom!” Just the word and his face brought all her tears right back up to the surface, and Darkness quickly latched onto him for a passionate ground kiss while he stroked her hair.

Almost in an instant, they were lost in each other’s love. Tightly packing in their bodies together, refusing to move, bar the gentle sway of their shared breathing. An endless warmth, the nest where her egg would grow.

–POV SHIFT: Back to Darkness–

Worried the tears were bringing the wrong impression, I quickly clarified, “I’m just so happy I get to carry your child, Kazuma.”

“You may be regretting that when you see how bad a dad I could be.”

With how nicely he treated Iris, I didn’t believe it for a second, “Shush. You’ll be amazing.”

“Hehe. Well, as scary as parenthood sounds, I’m definitely happy I get to have a baby with you too, Lalatina.” A few more peppered kisses while we just kept our bodies close together, “A dad. Wow. Is it dumb of me that it only just clicked that we’re gonna be parents?” He asked, making me laugh a little at the irony.

“Yes.” Said Megumin, who had been picked up by Aqua and brought over to us, the two of us getting up off the dark leafy floor, “You’re both morons. Haven’t you made most of Axel pregnant by now or something?”

Our shared girlfriend ignored the jab, instead just crying onto Megumin’s shoulder as she held her like a cat, “Darknessss! I’m so happy you’re not deaaaddd!” Aqua cried, confusing me quite a lot.

“Uh…me too?” I asked while looking at Kazuma rolling his eyes, “In fact, I’m carrying life now…”

“GASP! PREGGERS!” She exclaimed, tightening her hug on the annoyed Megumin, “I love babies! They’re so cute! Did you know, Megumin?!”

“I’m the one who told her.”

Excitement was leaking too quickly out of the blue-haired girl to care, “Are you going to name it after me?”

“Woah, woah, WOAH! We’re not jumping that far ahead straight away! Nor are we calling it ‘Useless Goddess II’!” replied Kazuma as I climbed off of him and we both stood up.

“Aww, but aren’t I your favourite?” She pouted briefly before putting Megumin down, thankfully having enough mana to stand by herself now. My girlfriend then knelt down in front of me, speaking right to my womb. “Oh well, don’t you worry in there, little one. Auntie Aqua will make sure you’re full of Godly power with plenty of Goddess kisses, just like Emperor Zell! Then they’ll have to name you after me!” The blue-haired girl giggled at my lower belly, quickly applying a few of said smooches to me.

“You know, Aqua, we both had sex with Kazuma on the same night.” My hand swept through her lovely hair, “There’s a chance we’re both pregnant right now.”

“Wait, really?!” She gasped while jumping up to my face, making Megumin roll her eyes once more, “I have a baby too?! Are they gonna come out on the same day then?!”

That was a nice thought, but before I could answer it she’d already flipped up her skirt to examine her pussy, “How can you tell if you’re pregnant?! It doesn’t feel any different down there…”

“I got morning sickness the last few days, but I didn’t realise what it was until Megumin pointed it out to me.”

“The youngest here, by the way!” She quickly pointed out.

“Crap! Goddesses don't get morning sickness!”

Kazuma lowered his eyes, “This isn’t like your ‘Goddesses don’t pee’ lie, is it?”

“No! I-I don’t even think we can throw up!”

We all lowered our eyes at that one. She’d spilt rainbows on all of our shoes too many times for it not to be a blatant lie.

“U-Unless of course I have a bit of bubbly… hehe…”

“It’s not like morning sickness is a universal trait of having a baby,” Megumin shrugged, “The main thing you have to wait for is a missed period.”

Aqua was probably going to whine about not having that either, so I decided just to fix this problem the easy way. “Aqua, despite Megumin’s strangely encyclopaedic knowledge, I still consider you the closest thing to a regular doctor in my life.”

“Now that’s a scary thought…” Commented Kazuma.

“So, isn’t it normal that you’d have a skill for detecting pregnancies?”

Her eyes lit up like I’d just told her we had cake at home, “Oh yeah! You’re right! Lemme activate it real quick!”

I had no idea what form this new skill would take, I’d never really been privy to the medical magic that some clerics and priests used. But our Arch Priest got into a very “healer-looking” stance, palms flat with arms stretched out and eyes closed, while a thin white glow overtook her.

And then two small black lines appeared on her forehead.

“Did it work?” She asked once the glow dissipated, quickly looking at us all expectantly, “What does it say?!”

“Uhh, two black lines?”

“GAAASSSSSP” The Goddess’ jaw jumped open before she then jumped herself into her lover’s arms, “Kazuma! We did it! We’re gonna have a baby deity together!”

“Fuck me, I really should’ve been better mentally prepared for this.” He said while struggling to hold her. I felt just as happy for her as I did for my own, and I couldn’t resist joining the impromptu hug with my two favourite people in the whole world.

Though it did leave my other favourite person a little left out still.

“All these big, life-changing announcements makes my realisation feel stupid as hell.”

The titty trapped Kazuma tilted his head at her, “Hm? And what revelation has our explosion girl received?”

“Grr…” The little wizard grit her teeth in embarrassed frustration and started scratching the back of her head, “Look… maybe I was wrmhm….”

“Wuzzat?”

“Maybe I was wrnghrsmsmfl…” Her voice kept trailing off before any important dialogue could be uttered.

“Didn’t quite catch that. One more time?”

Stamping her foot, she bit the magic missile, “Maybe I was wrong about you and the Explosions thing, alright?!”

“...seriously?”

Her anger dissipated quickly as awkwardly pulling her shirt took emotional precedence, “Mm… look, Darkness helped me realise what the problem really was. And it was only kinda your fault.” I could tell even that was about to set him off, so I quickly placed my hand on his shoulder and raised a finger to my lips. Megumin wanted to say this without his usual commentary, riling her up. “I’m… sorry. I shouldn’t have lashed out, not at Kazuma, not at any of you.”

He took a beat, but I knew when his heart was touched. Kazuma isn’t someone to be cruel for the sake of being cruel. “Oh, I see. Apology accepted then. And I’m sorry for probably being more of a jerk than I should’ve been at times, too. You know me, never really been ‘one with my emotions’ and crap.”

There was a single nod from her, and a silent resolute breath that seemed to be shared by everyone. Having that moment felt very cathartic.

“Soooo… can I ask what was making your Explosions weird then? You said Darkness helped you figure it out?”

“Urk!” She froze up, feeling rather embarrassed again, and looking at me for what I can only guess was the strength to admit the truth, “...you know what? Fuck it. We’re in the middle of the woods, I was horny! The glory of Archwizard Megumin’s fantastic Explosions affects my body so intensely that they make me orgasm! Every time I took down a monster or blew up a Demon General, I was secretly cumming from the sheer power of my magic! There, I said it!”

“Puhu~”

Her yelling and powerful posing were completely undone by Kazuma stifling a laugh.

“Oi, give me five minutes with Darkness and you won’t be laughing anymore...”

“No, no! Snrk! I’m only giggling because…that’s fuckin’ awesome!” He barely got out, “Y-You blew up the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, half of the Demon King’s generals - one of whom was a literal Dark God… all while creaming your pants! HahAH! I was RAHA-RATING your fuhf-orgasms EVERY FUCKING DAY! HAHAHAHAHA!”

Kazuma burst into laughter in the middle of the dark forest. Aqua had joined in fairly quickly at the mention of Wolbach’s failure. I’ll be honest, I had to stifle a smirk myself, looking away lest Megumin glare at me too. Although she seemed to take it pretty well. She wasn’t laughing, but she could clearly see the humour in it. Letting the mocking laughs wash over her with a defeated shrug in my general direction. “He could at least shut up about my old mentor.”

Notes:

I did look it up, and it is possible that certain pregnancy signs start around a week after conception. It's still a bit early, I know, but I can bullshit it and say maybe this other world has quicker pregnancies than ours. Either way, it wasn't exactly a major secret that some girls were gonna get pregnant, lol.

Chapter 111: Together At Last (Part 2: Aqua's Little Sister)

Summary:

Our midnight rendezvous continues.

Chapter Text

“Whew~ wheeeewww… damn, okay. Fair enough!” Kazuma finally threw his hands in the air and sighed in happy content. “Sorry I interrupted, had to get that out of my system. Now what did that have to do with me?”

With a small exhale, Megumin played along with the jovial tone of it all, “Oh, you know, I was horny and you weren’t man enough to satisfy me. I was grouchy and lashed out.”

“Oh, well, I’m so terribly sorry!” He was still riding the high of his laughter, fake begging to the wizard with a grin on his face, “I’ll make sure to finger my girlfriends properly before going outside from now on!”

“Hooray~!” Aqua cheered.

“Yeah… well… that sort of leaves us in an awkward position.”

Good-mood Kazuma vaporised quickly as he raised his eyebrow to her, not sure what she meant until her big eyes met his. Looking up at him before taking an extra, personal space reducing, step towards him.

“Cards on the table, I… still have feelings for you, Kazuma. I know you thought we were broken up, but I was planning on trying to work it out when I got back...” She admitted, grabbing onto her arm while standing firm in the cold breeze brushing through her hair, “So... sorry about getting angry about my Explosions. Don't worry, I’m not going to ask you to break up with Aqua or Darkness. I just... wanted my feelings to be heard as well. I’d still like to be with you.”

It was quiet in the forest after that.

Several beats where he could have responded occurred, but he was clearly too lost in thought to vocalise any of it. Looking between me, then Aqua, then Megumin again. Trying to decide his, and our futures, after such a momentous confession. Like he had to pick which ‘route’ to take right here and now. Despite everything we’ve been through together, I could see him choosing her. My fears and self-doubts never quite left me at my worst moments, though I was still trusting he’d make the right choice no matter what.

But it didn’t have to be right now.

“I… uh…”

“Kazuma.” I said, stepping forward and taking his hands in mine, “This is all a lot to deal with, and I sympathise. But I believe, before we decide anything, we should relax. Take a breather. Let’s not forget, we’re a bit behind on celebrating Megumin’s return. Normally, when a party member returns after going away for a while, the party collectively waits until they’re alone before they all… well, fuck like rabbits.”

The three of them looked at me with mixed reactions of shame, surprise, and a saucy level of ‘unimpressed with Darkness’. Needless to say, I was quite familiar with that last look~

“How much sex do you want in a day, girl?” Megumin mumbled.

“I think it’s just how she communicates now.” Kazuma sighed.

“Urk! We really did forget…” said Aqua, “Though it’s really Kazuma’s fault! A Goddess like me totally remembered, but he kept getting all angry at Megumin so I didn’t know how to bring it up!”

The explosion wizard saw her opportunity and leapt in, “Yeah, Kazuma! If you weren’t such a drama queen, we’d have celebrated my return by now!”

“Oi. I don’t like being teamed up by all three of you.”

I giggled, “You say that now.”

Megumin took in a less dirty minded meaning, “Hmph! Then I’ll take you on so-”

Before the girl could reach out to her ex, she was manhandled by the only non-human in our party. “I’ll pick up the slack, since Kazuma forgot!” Aqua beamed, slinging the Archwizard over her shoulder like a sack of meat, “Megumin~ Megumin~ Let this Goddess treat you to her amazing skills~”

“Eh? O-okay…?” Replied the slightly confused girl. I don’t think it had clicked with her that Aqua was super gay now, too.

Though it wasn’t a secret for long, the bluenette slapped the tushie hanging by her face, “Kishishishi! For a shorter girl, your butt is really big! And nice to squeeze!”

“Oi! Y-Your butt’s big too, y’know!” She retorted, reaching down and flipping up Aqua’s skirt before slapping it right back. The two got into a little spank-off, though it looked like the Goddess didn’t realise it was a fight, instead just slapping Megumin for the sheer fun of it.

As the pair went off with their peach punchy fun, I slid my way over to the other inactive member. I could see him smirk, sliding his hand over to my rear and placing it on me.

“I guess that leaves the two of us.”

I nodded, though as much as I wanted for us to just rut and fuck like we usually do… tears found my eyes again. His touch reminded me of the endless happiness I was feeling. “Kazuma.” I said, surprising him with my tears before bringing him close for a hug, “I’m pregnant.”

The returned hug was the warmest I’d ever felt. Especially whilst naked in the woods in the middle of the night. His touch just meant so much to me right now, wrapping me up tight in his safe embrace.

“Hell yeah you are.”

Our love just couldn’t be contained. Smiles mixed with tears in our mouths, giggling as I squeezed him close, practically eating his body with my curves as we made out together. After so many fake versions of him inside the dungeon, it felt good to be with the real thing again, his real heat, his real length, and his real heart thumping in time with my own.

It was quite a comparison to the other two, who had practically begun wrestling.

Megumin and Aqua were just slapping each other’s asses. Sort of hard to tell if they were even having fun, or if it had just devolved into one-up spanking. As I was busy calmly smooching Kazuma, I missed a lot of the tussle. All I can say is it eventually ended with Aqua belly down on the floor with Megumin sitting on her back while throwing hands.

“I GIVE UP! UNCLE, UNCLE!”

Megumin wiped a bit of drool away from her mouth in victory, “Ha! Don’t underestimate a girl with a younger sister! Wrestling rowdy vegetables is nothing compared to wrestling Komekko!”

After being freed, the loser pulled her signature move: tearful whining. “That’s not fairrrrr! I’m a Goddess, so I can’t have little sisterrrrrs!”

“Heh, ever the sore loser.” The Archwizard shrugged, “Even when you have me…”

“Hm?”

“Eh?”

The pair blinked at each other in surprise. Slowly dawning on what Megumin meant by the mumbled statement. “You… you’re my little sister?”

“I-I mean, not literally,” A blushing boom-girl babbled, “But, like, I guess in a ‘sisters-in-arms’ kinda way…” Aqua’s head tilt made Megumin’s own words seem to flow out of her without remorse for her feelings, “Remember that talk we had a while back? If I were to consider anyone fit enough to play the ultimate role of my big sister, then the girl who does my hair and sneaks me booze would be… OOPH!”

Obviously, the bundle of emotions with blue hair quickly latched a hug onto her new appointed family, “A daughter and sister in one day! This is great!” her face rubbed along the slightly disgruntled yet accepting wizard, until Aqua stopped with a gasp, “That means you’re going to be an aunt!”

“Your kid is learning Explosion Magic the second you make me babysit.”

Aqua was too happy to care, “Hehe, that’s fine. Deities can learn all kinds of magic… say, what do big sisters do anyway?”

“Teach her how to kiss!” Kazuma suddenly yelled without a second of hesitation, even while I blinked in surprise from the removal of his tongue from my throat.

“Oi! No they don-mph!”

The irony of Kazuma removing his tongue was the sudden entrance of Aqua’s tongue into Megumin’s mouth. The demure teacher side of her came out, gently cradling the wizard with one hand as the other kept a firm grip on the back of her head. Heated tongues wrapping and curling around each other, with the wizard being incapable of resisting the maddening highs of a Goddess’ make out. Not helped by how the pretty lady looked at her with those big blue eyes from so close, and how her body felt so warm in the protective sisterly hug.

“Make sure you’re receptive to the other person’s needs.” The spittle between them slightly diminished the holy teacher voice Aqua was aiming for. Especially as they were panting wildly into the hug. “Start at the tip of the tongue, then start spreading out through the rest of the mouth once the other person is comfortable.”

“When… When’d you become such an expert? You had a lot of practice this week?”

Their eyes turned to Exhibit A).

“Such a dirty mouth,” I moaned, still keeping my Kazuma wrapped up tight, “Have to suck out all your filthy words, you devilish stud.”

“Suck away! You’ll never get all these dirty words, my slutty Crusader whore!”

Our bodies rolling up into almost one space, our hands groping and fondling the other, I think his cock just naturally entered me eventually, nestling in its favourite holster while we moaned and kissed.

“Hehe, yeah… lots of practice.” admitted Aqua, stroking the long brown hair in front of her to get her attention back, “It just means ‘Big Sis’ needs to catch you up, quickly.” Her spine tingled as a holy hand traced down her back, “Trust in this Goddess, Megumin. Like Darkness said, it’s normal for me to be better at sex with people I like. And I love my little sister~”

“Kuh! I… I love you too…”

With confirmation locked in, our words quickly got lost behind the steamy emotions rising around us.

Two pairs of intense smooches in the dead of night as the festival had begun winding itself down. The Goddess with the Crimson Demon, and the Crusader with her Harem Knight. One pair teaching each other the best way to love, the other pair completely in tune with the other already.

Not to be outdone by anyone, Megumin still tried her best to prove she could match up to Aqua’s otherworldly skills, though it was a war to lose. Her rival had a normality that made it effortless to her. Able to roll the wizard’s nipple between fingers in one hand while penetrating her pussy with the other, even as Megumin tried to match the same position for her.

Eventually they moved to a 69 pose, which only gave the wizard a slightly better chance at victory. Not only had she had more experience licking thanks to previously licking a certain blonde, Aqua was also really, really, wet. Rivers of her sticky juices flowed out her puffy pussy to be gathered up by the tongueful. Anything that she missed splashed onto the grass below her, to power the ground for a thousand years of prosperous growth.

Aqua was just vibing. It wasn’t a contest to her, she just wanted to slurp a new slit and have fun. It felt good, and she was getting as much as she was putting in. Yet another skillset she excelled in now with little effort, yet still benefited others. Megumin had more of a sharp edge to her sour slit, but Aqua enjoyed the taste all the same, knowing it’d be even better once full of her boyfriend’s delicious spunk.

On the other side was Kazuma and I, having finally stopped our internal tongue war to get some real hot and heavy sex going. My back had found a tree trunk able to support even my size, and I was using it as a load bearing pillar while Kazuma fucked me against it. My legs spread wide while he took long strokes to spear my belly from the inside.

I could feel every inch of him so profoundly right now. The conqueror of so many women, yet fitting snugly inside my wet pussy like I was built for him. That size was still incredible. No matter the amount of times he fucked me, no matter how much I dwarfed him in every other aspect, there was still a brief pang of worry in my heart when that cock penetrated me that I was too tight for him. Even after everything.

“Come on, canary. Ngh… S-sing for me.” He said through the thrusts, flexing that powerful cuntbuster of his to make me gasp out, “Daddy wants to hear the mother of his child moan~”

Who was I to deny him such luxuries? “Oh-Eris, Kazuma~! Y-you’re ssoooo biggg!” I groaned, collapsing down to the floor yet still having him ram into my side with little remorse, “MMMmm… you treat your favourite cum dump so good~”

“Come on Darkness, you know you mean more to me than that,” He said with a strained straight face before smirking wildly, “You’ve officially been upgraded to my favourite breeding sow~”

Oh that evil man, he knew just what to say to set me off.

“NNN!!” I squirmed and writhed at the sudden orgasm wracking my body. Clamping my legs around him to squeeze him into the python position again. He couldn’t exactly fight back against my strength, especially when climaxing, so instead he just kissed my moaning face once more.

“I love you, you freaky moron.”

“I love you too, Kazuma.” Our tender moment allowed me to ride out the last of the extreme pleasure assaulting my body, finally letting him out of the full body hold to tell him, “Now use my pussy to masturbate with until you flood me with cum.”

There had been so little need to make him self-pleasure, that it almost felt nostalgic to use this normality again. A reminder of how far our relationship had changed in the week, by having him absolutely treat my cunt as only a tool for his pleasure.

His rugged hands firmly on my hips, his movements long and drawn out, caring little of my pleasure to simply use me. The swinging nuts that had seeded Axel were grinding into my thighs as he pushed all the way into my deepest private depths.

“Oohhh! KAZUMMAAAA!” My moans just poured out the more he used my pussy. Louder and louder as his thumping thrusts increased in ramming speed. The chorus of our union echoing through the trees to wake the wildlife. Luckily, Crimson Demons tend to keep their woods monster-free, save for a few Thief Squirrels and Flame Badgers.

My symphonic pleasure filled cries poured out from the depths of my belly, “NNNGGHH!!! GGOOODD! I LOOVE YOU!! MMH! AAH~! F-FUCK MEEEE HARD KAAZUMAAA!!!!”

“GAHHH! DARKNESS! DARKNESSDARKNESSDARKNESSSS!” He roared back. Hips a total blur as he used my defensive slit to maximum breaking point.

I couldn’t help but marvel at his strained face while happy tears streamed down my face.

There was still a chance that Kazuma would choose Megumin… but even I doubted my own worries now. I’d never truly be rid of the fear of rejection, but he wouldn’t fuck me this hard if he didn’t care at least a little, would he not? Even if this was the bookend of our relationship, then I’d still be happy, proud of what we’ve achieved. And I know Kazuma wouldn’t abandon our child. Either way, I couldn’t imagine a life without him doing this to me, forever.

“FUUCK! GRHA! TIGHTEN UP! HERE… CUUMMMS… KAAZZMAHH!!!”

I did what I could, gripping him as tightly as I could as his dick rammed all the way into my pussy, pushing my cervix up into my body before his destructive bullhead spurted forth its thick, gooey payload.

My ever sensitive slit obviously came hard again, both of our spines arching in pleasure as our connective tissue boiled together. Semen poured out of him in an unbelievable way. Filling me, coating me, drenching me in such thick jets it was like his dick didn’t know I was pregnant. Desperate to spread its genetics to any womb in sight. We curled together, moaned at the elongated climax, writhing on the floor with shuddering bodies before he finally collapsed into my tits. I could feel his white cream bubbling out of me, dribbling down my ass from just inability to go anywhere else.

“Fuckin’ hell...” I heard Megumin vaguely in the distance, “Is he going to go that hard inside of me?”

“Only if you want him to, but my Darkness can always handle it. Don’t worry, I’ll lick your pussy free of his cum once you’re done.”

The pair started a quick comedic bit, but I was too busy beaming at the bleary eyed Kazuma. Our foreheads bumping together as we came down from our high. “I think… I’m definitely pregnant now…” I giggled, earning a tired exhale from him too. But he stayed weirdly quiet as his hand stroked my belly, “Everything okay?”

“Just weird to think about. This part of you is gonna start growing, these poor sexy abs of yours leaving us~”

It made me weirdly happy he would miss my unsexy muscles, “If it makes you feel better, I read that pregnant sex is pretty fun~” I hummed back at him, feeling him finally extract himself from inside me while sitting up. “I’m going to have to tell my dad I’m pregnant for real this time…”

Once more, Kazuma gave a weird reaction, scratching the back of his head while watching my semen dribble out of my pussy, “Man, pregnancy. Girlfriends. All this… it feels like it should be during the ‘happily ever after’ epilogue segment. Not the present…”

I didn’t have the strength to sit up and join him, but I did hold his hand briefly. “This is our lives, Kazuma. I don’t know if we’ll ever feel like it’s the ‘epilogue’, but… I’m as close to ‘happily ever after’ as I can be.” He smiled, reaching down one last time to peck my lips. As he rose up, Aqua put her hand on his shoulder, quietly pointing to our final member, looking rather sheepish. “Now go give Megumin hers.”

With a final nod, I saw my naked boyfriend stand up, take a beat to collect himself, and nervously walk towards his future. Leaving my Goddess girlfriend to sit down next to my exhausted form. “Hey Darkness~”

“Aqua,” I replied with infinite warmth at the beauty’s smile. My arm wrapped around her waist, bringing her to lay down next to me, “I have a fresh pussy full of cum for you.”

“In a second.” She hummed, snuggling her warm body into mine as her head rested on my shoulder, all while looking over to where Kazuma was approaching Megumin. “I wanna watch what happens next.”

Chapter 112: Together At Last (Part 3: Kazumin)

Summary:

This is the night~ Such a beautiful night~ And they sing out 'fuckin finally'~

Chapter Text

The wizard was resting on her legs, eyes off into the distance between the dark thicket of trees. A pale beam of moonlight illuminating her body as her ex awkwardly stepped forwards. “Evening. Um… fancy bumping into you here? Hehe…”

She had been trying to keep cool, but he could see the smile on her face. “You’re such a dork.”

“Yeah, I know.” He chuckled back, making his Darkness dripping dick splash about a bit.

Crimson eyes caught onto the cock. Worry and excitement mixed in Megumin’s face as she breathed deeply, keeping a fierce gaze at the mighty tool lest it try anything without her knowledge. But the only thing she accomplished was making it grow in length when Kazuma noticed her.

“Geez. Just finished with Darkness and it’s already growing again? Did you eat a magic pill again? It’s a perverted monster…”

“There are some features that let it get hard, but… this boner is just because of excitement…” He admitted, scratching his head without backing away from the closeness between them. Precum dripped out of his cum covered cock onto leaves that were inches from the wizard. “But, well, don’t think we have to do anything. I don’t want you peer-pressured into this because of the reuniting party thing. That box was ticked when you were with Aqua and I-”

“Kazuma.”

His ramble was interrupted, his eyes went to her form, only to see a mouth stretched as far open as it could reach.

Megumin’s tongue stretched out really far from her mouth, like an actual demon who could lick the underside of her own jaw. Her gullet may not have been illuminated well, but Kazuma’s arousal filled in the gaps perfectly, a surge of emotions rushing through him from the lewdest image of his ex he’d ever seen. Open mouth, at crotch height, ready. Willing. Waiting.

And he knew how impatient the explosion girl could be.

“I’m… I’m not going to thrust the whole thing in,” He informed through bated breath, placing his hands on her scalp as his cockhead reached her extended tongue flicks, “Hckk… damn, girl. That thing’s like the damn lamia’s.”

Already proud of her ability to make him moan, Megumin quickly poured on the pressure. Wrapping around the underside of his hood and bringing the cock closer until it was up against her lips. Finally, she got to taste the heavy, meaty, fuck-rod that so many of her classmates and fellow villagers had been having all day (though admittedly she’d tried some cum in the dungeon when no one was watching.)

She’d never admit it to avoid stroking his ego, but damn did Kazuma taste good.

Maybe it was the essence of Darkness splattered upon it, but at its core, the sweaty musk of a stud soaked in endless pussy was exquisite. It really helped energise her first ever blowjob. Coating his helmet over and over with a rotational tongue licks, all as her hands move up to pump along the long meat.

Slowly, Kazuma etched forwards. Entering her mouth and beginning to go deeper until she couldn’t handle any more. His final party member had her lips smacking on his girth, tongue gladly licking up all his drying semen to swallow it deep into her stomach. With Darkness and Aqua already locked in, he now had a trilogy of their blowjob images that would stay with him forever.

Her hands continued to pump, spreading her saliva over the ridges and webbed veins of his holy sword. The defiant annoyance in her eyes at being watched while doing this was fading, leaving behind a soft blush and glazed eyes, with soft gulps from the precum coating her extended tongue.

The fingerless gloves gave the handjob an interesting and unique flare, fabric mixed with dainty fingers rubbing up and down his boiling prick.

Megumin had kept her clothes on pretty well, considering the rest of us were almost completely naked by now. Tatters of my black bodysuit still clung to me, and Aqua’s detached sleeves had stayed on, but it was minimal at best. It gave the wizard an advantage on one front, which was to strip in front of Kazuma while he stared at her. Uncovering her breasts with a simple tug, her erect nipples scraped along the fabric briefly before being uncovered again to the chilly air of nature.

From there it was hard for Kazuma to hold back.

“Been carrying those tits on my back for so long,” He growled in voracious hunger, hand pushing her mouth a little bit more onto his cock, “Shoulda realised you were cumming from your Explosions, you’d always rub those nips into me all the way home…”

“Mmplth.” She countered with a cock in her mouth. “Grck!”

Quickly, Kazuma retreated from the gagging girl, “Sorry! I-!” He paused when he realised her grip hardened around his cock, and the defiance in her eyes returned to glare at him when he felt her pulling him back in. “...okay then. You asked for it.”

Fingers gripping her brown hair softly, the cock of a thousand slits began to slowly piston itself back and forth properly.

The soft lips of his ex scraped along his girth, the warm tightness of her gullet getting touched by his head and causing just mild coughs from Megumin’s mouth. She may have been an eighteen-year-old girl, but she looked like an overstuffed hamster trying to subdue a flying eggplant.

Spluttering and angry coughs were stopping her from properly enjoying it, and that was getting upsetting to watch. I decided to quickly help with a single whisper. “It’s normal that Megumin doesn’t have a gag reflex.”

“GRCK!” She let out as his cock suddenly slid quite far into her throat. Maybe bad timing on my part, though she purred quite loudly at it as well, so who knows. “Hnngg…”

“Ho fuuckk. So tight!” moaned Kazuma, shuddering at the grip.

With her newfound power, Megumin could properly get into the blowjob. Sliding the massive dick around with a wild amount of tongue action, wetting as much as she could to give him full access.

Her position had changed slightly, now rearing back on her knees to give Kazuma as much access to her throat as she could. Spittle slathering her cheeks as he dove deeper and deeper with each thrust. Soon managing to make her throat bulge with his meat. Rhythmically skull fucking the Archwizard with grand, gullet-gouging grunts.

I wouldn’t have believed it until I saw it, but Megumin soon had his nuts slapping against her chin.

Aqua had decided the best way to enjoy this erotic show was to suck Kazuma’s cum from my pussy, then mama birding me half a mouthful at a time, both kissing me and then chewing on her favourite treat while watching the event.

It really helped us empathise with our teammate when Kazuma unleashed his cum down her throat.

“Megumin! Fuck! Ah! G-Gonna cum! S-Slap my leg if you want in inside!”

Slapslapslapslapslap

“Alright! ALL-FUCKING-RIGHT! GGHAAH!” He roared as his nutsack bubbled and gurgled right up against the Crimson Demon’s chin, grinding his cock as it grew slightly in size against her tight throat from the bubbling cum, before it shot deep into her oesophagus.

She glugged and glugged the potent sperm down her throat, thankfully not gagging on it even as it filled her belly fast. Kazuma’s favourite manoeuvre was quickly deployed, extracting himself as he was cumming, so the remaining spurts could mark his territory properly. There was a big gasp for air as Megumin’s red face was blasted by splooge, catching it on her cheeks, chest, and long tongue before it finally fizzled out.

Our youngest party member had finally joined the club. Licking and cleaning her hands and face while mindlessly scooping cum into her mouth. “E-Eighty points…” She mumbled.

“Huh?”

“You rate my orgasms? I rate yours. Eighty points.”

He had to resist the urge to burst into laughter again, though the smiling minx didn’t help, clearly showing she was in on the joke. “Gotcha. I’ll aim for a hundred next time.”

“Make it a hundred and twenty,” She said, standing up from the ground and moving closer to him, “I don’t want to lose my virginity for anything less.”

He hadn’t really been expecting it, but Kazuma was quick to melt into Megumin’s sudden smooch. She was only a little bit shorter than him, Touching her breast, rubbing her back, all as she began pumping his tired member once more. She really did intend to go all the way with him, right in front of his other girlfriends as we fingered each other in the dirt.

Taking control, the wizard pushed Kazuma off her mouth and threw him to the ground.

“Ooph!” He grunted, “OOMPH!” He grunted louder when she landed on him. Bare ass touching his chest with a victorious smirk on her lips.

Kazuma would have complained if she didn’t remove her dress in one smooth motion.

A glorious adult body gleamed in the moonlight. It may not have been a rock hard curvy blonde, but it was an amazing sight of a perky b-cup (bordering on c-cup) beauty, with a thin waist and wide hips. Glistening puffy lips between nicely sized thighs, all wrapped in a cocky package ripe for a ‘dominate or be dominated’ role in his life.

“What do you think? If you dare mention Yunyun…”

“It’s perfect, because it’s you.”

That made her blush, hard. Frowning at her feelings at first before giving in with a smile, “Hehe, you haven’t even seen the best part yet.” Her body sharply turned, spinning on his chest to unleash her ‘secret weapon’. A peach that defied the logic of her smaller frame, squishing itself against him, such glorious cheeks that could make a celibate man weep. “Well? Aqua and Darkness both said it was-HEY! K-KAZUMA?!”

He’d dragged her from the chest seat to make a new face seat for her. Smushing his own head into the ground while drowning in her splitting cheeks.

“O-oi! I’m in charge right no… now… oohhh~ Oohh fuck, ooohh g-god fuck!”

Megumin hadn’t expected a thorough tongue cleaning of her rear. A sudden rimming by one of Axel’s top three tongue experts, nibbling and slurping down her bountiful buns before she finally got it together and stood up. “C-Come on!” She whined, seeing his messy smirk and growing annoyed, “All you did was make me really horny again!”

Well, that wasn’t true. He had also made himself hard and her wet.

Kazuma’s meat tower, bigger than her forearm. Standing so proudly, imposingly twitching, rigidly looming, like it was the Demon King’s castle in front of her. That itch, the one she’d felt for months of Explosions, returned with force. A deep lust she hadn’t realised until right now, staring at her lover’s perfect cock.

She had to make this special.

“Oi! You two!”

Aqua and I paused our kissing to look over to a familiar looking pose. Wind bellowing from somewhere, making the naked wizard’s hair flow dramatically behind her. Smile wide, eyes glowing, and cock aimed right at her pussy.

“My name is Megumin! Executive Royal Explosion Commander, Demon Lord Daughter Destroyer, and Supreme Ruler of the Ultimate Crimson Demon Defence Force for the Dustiness Harem!”

Did she add adjectives to her newly appointed title?

“I am the frenzied blaze clad in the night! Forsake me and I shall just burn brighter! For the sake of the Crimson Demons, and the origin of the greatest daughter in a thousand generations, I shall use my power to burn this altar to the ground! Thus begins the story… of the greatest pussy of history! I AM-HNNGG!”

Her speech was interrupted by her own feelings assaulting her body. One inch of Kazuma into the greatest pussy of history had stopped it flat. Crumpling her pose immediately into a quivering mess of clenching sensations. Aqua still clapped.

Kazuma just let her get used to him. There was no rush for that cock, even if she felt hotter than anyone he’d had previously, a tiny worry she’d burn Lil Kazuma with how hot it really was.

“You’re doing great, Megumin!” I called out in support, “Just breathe!”

“That’s my little sister!” Aqua joined in, “It’s about to start feeling really good! Trust me!”

Sometimes that girl just barks at us for supporting her, but it seemed she was really struggling to get into the groove this time, and appreciated the verbal encouragement. Slowly, teeth that were grinding unclenched, hands that were balls fell onto his chest, and the knees that were shaking collapsed to the floor on either side of Kazuma. The new position meant she didn’t have to perform squats, instead just moving forward and backwards on his cock at her own pace. His only attempts to help were to take two handfuls of tits to squeeze and play with as she tried to hump him, thoroughly enjoying the firmness and size of her chest.

At the new angle, she was able to actually get a rhythm going. And once that happened, she could feel more than the initial discomfort of a first stretch. Newfound pleasure as the oversized cockhead scraped along her innards, scooping out her juices on the way out before stimulating new liquid on the way in.

“Kazuma…” She finally was able to speak. He had just been rubbing her back to support her so far, so when her eyes met his he was almost surprised, “Kazuma, y-you’re Chunchunmaru is so fucking big.”

“I thought it was Excalibur?”

“I-I upgraded it.” She groaned, face smushing against him briefly as she shuddered, “Now it matches how giga-massive-gigantic you are…”

He couldn’t be bothered to argue with her about names, “Sorry if it’s too much.”

“No… perfect. The greatest Crimson Demon deserves the perfect cock to fuck her properly…” drool began coating his pecs, especially when he took over thrusting upwards into the love drunk wizard. “Mmm~ Mooreee~”

It wasn’t the cool cock riding position she’d hoped her first time would be, but damn if it didn’t feel amazing to let Kazuma thrust up from beneath her. She got to feel his well-defined core muscles from a week of endless sex, her tits squishing against his hard, lithe form, yet feeling so safe in his touch. She’d always secretly thought of him as a manly man. A hard-working, smart, good-natured (if a bit perverted) hero. Right now he was proving her right and then some. Thrusting with care, power, and wisdom into her gushing pussy.

How Darkness could handle him at full strength was becoming more incredible to her by the second.

Such dizzying madness began to assault her at every angle. She’d eaten an entire One-Shot Bear with Komekko before, yet this was the fullest she’d ever felt. Her insides pulled against the intruder at every turn, trying to chew a bigger meal than she thought she could fit.

But as his rhythms picked up, Megumin just felt better. And the better she felt, the more she got wet, and the further he reached, thus creating a logical loop of events as his hips furthered his goal of deeper penetration every second. Never had Megumin experienced anything like it. The itch being scratched in real time. She’d secretly wanted to win against Kazuma, but had gone up against the final boss of sex. His cock too big, his skills too vast. Finding her pleasure points through sheer instinct alone, ones she’d never known about.

The fiery crotch continued to steam Kazuma alive with heat. Her clenching bumpy walls were a heated iron claw on his cock, the spiciest pussy of the Crimson Demons by far. There was no doubt, with more experience, Megumin could be an SSS top tier contender.

Two other SSS top tiers being the fools giggling, who had run out of cum to eat and were now looking at the stars.

“So if it’s a girl: Aqua Jr. And if it’s a boy… uhhh, Paul Jr.!”

“Those are nice. Part of me wonders if I should name it Ignis or Fuyuki, after one of my parents. But I know Kazuma didn’t have a great relationship with his family, and I never really knew my mother…” I admitted, rubbing my belly while thinking about the life soon to be brought into this world. “I know she liked overly cutesy names according to Father. Maybe I should preserve her legacy by continuing the tradition?”

“Lalatina Jr.?” Aqua proposed.

“I would never be THAT cruel!” I nearly shouted, shaking my head profusely. “No… I’ll have to talk about it with Kazuma, but I’ve always thought Ai and Jun were nice names.”

Aqua’s eyes shone at the thought, “Man… those are way better than mine! Little baby Ai… little baby Jun… Oh, I have to think of better ones now!” clenching tightly, she definitely looked like her brain was working overtime to think, “Hmm, Sora! That could work for either!”

“It really suits you,” I hummed, pecking her forehead lightly, “I’m glad we get to go through this together, Aqua.”

“Me too… Lalatina Sr.”

“Oh, you are SO going to get it now!”

I lunged my face into the crook of her laughing neck, one pregnant woman overtaking another. Clutching at her form and fake-attacking her for the rude words. Her legs wrapped tightly against mine as we melded into one squishy being. The softness of our bodies contrasting with our hard nipples rubbing together in such a sensual embrace.

Megumin was perhaps feeling the opposite of softness right now.

Her goal to ride Kazuma long forgotten, now she just wanted to survive his onslaught. Now on the bottom of their stack, with steaming face being barely cooled by cold grass dew, with the ultimate Crimson Demon destroyer plapping into her from behind.

The new angle was reaching even deeper inside her. Rearranging her insides so he would be the only one ever able to pleasure her again.

No longer did she feel like the most powerful wizard in the world, but just a meek little sex bunny wanting to be fucked harder. Hands balled by her face, hips raised with spread legs, and maddening heat washing over her body with each climatic thrust that pushed her further into the dirt.

“NnnNNNNnnnnNNNN!!!” Her moans struggled to get through the grinding elephant trunk inside her, “I… wan… more… Kazuma! Haa! MmnGGH!”

She hadn’t expected that ‘more’ demand to equate to him rotating her head around to lewdly kiss her as he fucked her faster.

Yet even with his arrogance, she only felt more lust for Kazuma. He’d provided her a party, a home, and daily companionship. How could she not fall in love with him? Her heart fluttered at the manly tastes he was shoving into her mouth. It was the man she loved that was slamming her behind, forcing images of their time together to flash through her mind. Loud parties in the mansion, quiet chats as he walked her home on his back, silly moments of pervertedness as he lusted for her, and climatic battles where he was willing to put his own life in her hands.

Yet, through it all, he’d supported her stupid dream.

Kazuma may have been a Harem Knight now, but he was still her favourite person in the world. Grinding his teeth and holding on to his clenching orgasm while providing her with wave after wave of pleasure.

It made her want one thing, and one thing only: an explosion.

“Explode…” She repeated from her mind, “Kazuma! E-Explode! Explode in me! Explode with me! Show me a 200 point Cumsplosion!”

He still held on, but the veil of his cock was wearing thin. Thrusts getting shallow and rapid as he built to his conclusion. “G-Gonna…”

“Do it! Do it Kazuma! ExploOOODDEEEAAIAIIIIEEEEE!!!”

Her own demands were interrupted by the answer to her wish. Even in her boiling pussy, the molten river of jism that shot out of Kazuma was enough to set off her violent climax. Bucking and writhing while being trapped beneath his oversized and leaking girth.

Blast after blast was rocketed into the climaxing wizard, spreading deep and flooding her womb with little resistance from her cervix. Thick gushes of splooge swirling around and filling every space of her expanding organs, the bulge Kazuma had caused being even more present. He did not leave her, staying happily inside the wizard while her tight, burning slit milked him of all his cum. Leaking onto the ground as the two collapsed onto each other.

Megumin could have complained about his weight, or the irony with him on her back for once, but he’d stolen another kiss in the de-escalation. An afterglow of emotions racing around the girl, “I… I love you, Kazuma…” She moaned between the kisses.

He didn’t say anything, but certainly felt guilty as he continued to suck the wizard’s tongue.

“I have an announcement.”

Chapter 113: Together At Last (Part Final: Four Idiots)

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The naked man rolled onto the grass. Out of Megumin, resting with his head to the sky between the three of us.

“Kazuma?” I asked, stopping my aquatic makeout to listen to what he had to say.

“Here’s the position I’m in. Currently: I have two amazing girlfriends, and a third girl just confessed. A dream of a thousand men, a dream of a lifetime! I never thought I’d be the one in this position… but I’ve also read how this story goes a thousand times.”

“So have I,” I nodded, thinking back to all the spicy books I’d read in private.

Kazuma continued with his sobering tone, “Now… we could do the drama route where I debate with myself for months over who is best girl. Considering pros and cons, going on little dates, make each chapter a ‘will they make any advancements’ moment as readership slowly dwindles in frustration…”

Wow. Sounds like he really has had experience with these types of stories. Seems our worlds do share similar customs.

Aqua let out a confused noise, “Eh? Are you really only going to pick one of us, Kazuma? That sounds kinda boring.”

“Exactly!” He agreed, snapping his fingers at Aqua who beamed in pride, “This week, all the harems and the polygamy plots, I think we can all see where this is really leading, right?!”

“Oh! You mean like a four way?” Aqua asked.

“Again, correct!” replied the grandstanding Kazuma, pointing at the overly proud Aqua like he was selling his greatest snake oil yet. But then his eyes met mine, and then went back over to Megumin, and he calmed down again. His eyes gazed up at the shimmering night sky as he thought about the future.

“Even with everything that’s happened, it’s a lot to ask, I know. I never thought it’d be this way, and it's selfish for me to ask all of you to be my girlfriends… but this week proved I actually have some level of manliness to provide for you all. AND after dealing with you three as friends for so long, I am WAY more in tune than I thought I was with your craziness!”

No one called him out on him calling us crazy, probably because he was right. I just giggled at his frantic, excited panic.

“I think… I think I’m begging to be selfish here. I can’t see myself going on with only one, or even two of you. That would be a lie. So… so yeah. Polygamy. Any thoughts?”

The air was quiet with thought. It was sort of hard to know what to say.

“This is all about me anyway, right?” Megumin sighed while sitting up. Scratching at the front of her hair while a river of semen poured out of her, “Not exactly what you want to hear when you admit you love someone… but yeah, I’m cool with it.”

“R-Really Megumin?” I asked, genuinely shocked.

The little wizard sighed in a seemingly resolute way. “You have no reason to let me into this. Both of you are pregnant with his freaking kids right now; there’s no way in hell I’d try and break THAT up for my own feelings…” She swallowed, still getting emotional about all the feelings being thrown around, “B-Besides… Aqua said she never felt left out as a three-way couple, so maybe you guys have it more figured out than I gave you credit for…”

“It’s true!” The Goddess beamed her usual award-winning smile, “And I’d love it if Megumin joined! My lil sis is so pretty and fun to be around! I wanna be her girlfriend too! Then I can lick all the cum out of her pussy~”

“Thanks, Aqua…” She mumbled, looking quite scarlet at the compliments, “Girlfriend, huh?” Red eyes fell on me, an expectant twinge in her tone.

I smiled warmly, nodding right back at her, “Girlfriends.”

“Ahh! Three girlfriends!” yelled Kazuma, putting his eyes under his arm to extravagantly fake happiness tears, “Mom! Dad! I really am living the dream in this other world!”

“Other world?”

I would have explained, but I noticed a change in Kazuma. “I’ll tell you later,” I said to Megumin as I slowly crawled over to the man with his eyes still covered.

The fake crying had quickly turned into real tears.

“Gahh! Aqua! Megumin! Lalatina! Thank you!” He was still yelling up to the sky, now both palms on his eyes to try and hold back his tears, “My luck stat is way too fucking high to have you three as girlfriends! There was a moment where I knew I wanted to be with all three of you forever, but I kept thinking I needed to follow ‘routes’ and shove my feelings into only one of you or else I’d get heartbroken again. I…”

The three of us were looming over him now, eyes wide in worry as we’d never seen Kazuma be this open or honest before. Hoping it wasn’t physically hurting him to talk like this, yet hooked on every word.

He removed his arm to show the vulnerable, caring, and emotional man he always was.

“I love you idiots, alright?! Don’t ever forget it!”

Speed was never my strong suit, but I was happy to be the first to get my face to the adorable wreck and kiss him first. Something about him saying that just made me want to wrap him up and protect him forever, while also feeling the loving flutters in my heart.

Aqua was pecking his face when Megumin pushed her way into the kiss, moving her long tongue to curl around both of ours at the same time. I let her take the next kiss and was met with Goddess lips soon after.

It quickly developed into a mess of body parts and tongues. I couldn’t even tell who I was making out with half the time, but I knew it was always with someone I cared deeply about.

I was happy.

With Megumin here, that happiness felt complete.

Like it was the missing piece all along, for all of us.

Though the night was cold, our naked bodies kept us warm in the perfect huddle of love.

...

"Victory Explosion!"

"Megumin, N-!"

To be continued>>

Chapter 114: Reuiniting With The Demon King's Daughter

Summary:

Meeting Musume again.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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We'd done it.

The four of us were an official couple. Or a quadpple, whatever the word is. Megumin and Kazuma had reconciled, Aqua was happier than ever, the Crimson Demons had a new leader, and I was feeling less awful with my choices to use the earrings. It felt like things were going to be good for us from now on...

"So, what now?" Asked Kazuma, starting to feel the chilly breeze on his well soaked nethers.

“I wanna go home!” said Aqua, “Not Megumin’s house, I wanna go have fun back at our place! I miss the mansion!”

I nodded at that suggestion, and Kazuma seemed eager to not return to Megumin’s house anyway, “I concur. We’ll need to check in with Musume one last time… but after that, I’m happy to just relax at home for a while. It feels like this week has gone on for years.”

"Not for me! You have to do all the fun sex things you did while I was away again!" Megumin protested.

While Kazuma was usually the straight man for our antics, he was looking a little too despondent for that, "We also still need to deal with our massive fines..."

I stroked his back, “We can figure out how to pay our debt another day. Right now, I think I wanna just eat a big meal, get some rest with all three of you, then spend all day tomorrow in bed.”

"Here here!"


We emerged from the woods together, hand in hand in hand in hand, ready to face our new futures together as a unit. Our first and only stop before our home was to find the Demon King's daughter.

This was not a difficult task.

"MUSUME?!" I screamed, running down the grassy hill towards the mountain of flaming wreckage she was standing in front of, "WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

Musume turned. Her scowl of anger towards me sent a thrilling buzz towards my womb, looking completely justified in her attack on the Crimson Demon structure. "Do you know what this was?! A TELESCOPE pointed DIRECTLY at MY BEDROOM!" Her rage boiled over once more into a new stream of fire from her mouth. More high pressure damage, melting the metal and brickwork like it was made of cardboard.

Honestly, I couldn't blame her for this one.

"Um, f-fair enough..." I relented my chastising immediately, turning to see what my new quadpple thought of this... only to find them all lying on the floor covered in mud. Turns out, when you're hand in hand with someone, you tend to drag them along when you start running, "AH! S-SORRY!"

I quickly scooped them up one by one to dust off their battered bodies, Kazuma sighed his pain away while saying, "This is going to be a long relationship."

Megumin, who had been too excited by the burning to care about me fussing over her, quickly rushing towards the flames. "So cool! I had no idea you had fire breath too!"

I hadn't noticed it before, but there was a massive barrel in Musume's hand, clearly full of alcohol that could just about satisfy Aqua for one night. Musume herself had a bit of a blush on her, probably from the high quality Crimson Demon bubbly from the festival, maybe not being drunk but looking a little more buzzed, "A penchant for destruction? I admire that. This is one of many talents I can show you once you become a member of my army!"

Megumin's starry eyed excitement fizzled out quick at that reminder. "Um... about that..."

Musume looked down at the tiny demon's awkward stance, then followed her gaze towards the three of us. It was hardly the scene of the century, with me wiping away the mud from Aqua's balling eyes and Kazuma emptying a rock from his shoe, but as Megumin smiled at us it was clear that Musume understood. “Hmm. So, my gracious offer is rejected."

“Sorry. Got a better deal with my original team,” said Megumin, acting sassy at first but still bowing towards the massive titan politely, “Thank you for the opportunity, though. Maybe in another timeline we became proper coworkers, until I managed to finalise my plan to usurp you and become the true Demon Lord this land needs.”

“Hahahaha! Perhaps your cockiness would match your stature if you had previously faced me at full power, not thrown your ridiculous explosion spell at me when I was already weakened.”

Taking the moral high road, Megumin didn't even get defensive about her the use of 'ridiculous', “Hmph. Well, if we ever meet on the battlefield again, I’ll be sure to throw as many Explosions as it takes. You can count on that, Musume.”

“I look forward to it, Megumin.”

Their strange handshake goodbye was just one more thing that confused me about their relationship. I had to still ask Musume questions, but I knew better than to interrupt her ‘dramatic exit’ as she liked to call it. Megumin confidently walked away from Musume before joining Aqua and Kazuma behind me.

The fire still raged on in front of us, but I took my turn to step towards the blazing inferno and stand next to the huge dragon lady, “If I may ask, what are you going to do now, Musume?”

Her face--which had been smiling from Megumin's antics--returned to the sour pensiveness we’d come to expect from her. Though, this time, she didn’t seem bothered by my question, more by the lack of answers she could provide. “Admittedly, I am unsure. Our home, my home, was visible from this hill we sit on. Yet the evidence is inarguable, everything I used to know is gone. I have no army. No generals. My father, while still unbelievable, is more than likely deceased."

"You still have a place in my harem!" Aqua called out, "I want to eat your b-mph!"

"Not the fucking time!" Kazuma hissed with a hand on her face.

Musume was too busy taking a swig from her alcohol barrel to hear what Aqua said anyway. Placing down in front of her with a long-drawn-out breath, "Perhaps I should just return to Iris' prison and live out the remainder of my father's sentence."

"No!" I exclaimed, the word seemed to escape my lips before I could stop it, making her look at me with a confused eyebrow, "I mean… you can do so much more good for the world if you remained free. Princess Iris already wishes to heal the land through synergy and wants you to help her with that."

"You probably won't make it to prison anyway," Said Kazuma, "Trust me, once Iris gets something on her mind it's impossible to change."

Megumin nodded, "She's a very stubborn girl when it comes to helping people."

"Also you're already part of our harem so you can't go to prison!" said Aqua, fighting her way through Kazuma's grip. "Don't silence me, I'm right!"

"Your harem... yes..." said Musume, stroking her chin lightly while looking us over. "Maybe that would drag him out of hiding..."

"Um... excuse me?"

Musume was looking less like the all powerful demon and more like a rebellious teenager with that semi-drunken smile, "Dad! He was always prattling on about finding some 'good demon duke' or 'evil royal prince' for me to marry. He'd hate if I ended up in some human harem so much he'd easily drop any stupid plans he had to stay in hiding!"

"That... Ah! Kazuma!" I exclaimed as Musume reached back and picked him up with one hand.

"Great." Was all he said as he was dragged skyward.

“FATHER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!” Yelled Musume, I had to cover my ears from the sound as her booming voice echoed all around us, “I AM GOING TO JOIN A HUMAN HAREM!"

Silence bar the ringing in my ears followed.

"I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH A HUMAN!”

The endless abyss of peaceful grassland didn’t have much of a witty retort.

“A SIMPLE HUMAN WITH NO DEMONIC QUALITIES! HE SHALL BREED ME, FATHER! MAYBE I SHALL EVEN MARRY HIM! WITH NO POLITICAL GAINS TO BE MADE OF IT AT ALL!”

“Hey, I’m a royal harem owner, ya know.” said Kazuma. His ears apparently used to loud screaming by this point.

“Silence, I am telling my father off,” Musume huffed before returning to yelling at the space her castle used to be, “IF YOU DO NOT RETURN TO THIS PLANE OF REALITY BY TONIGHT, THEN I WILL BE FORCED TO UN-EMPTY MY THREATS! YOUR LITTLE GIRL WILL BE SULLIED BY SATOU KAZUMA!”

“Do we really have to add my name to it? This is the actual Demon Lord… HMPH!”

“HE IS ALREADY SUCKING YOUR DAUGHTER’S BREAST, FATHER!” Knowing Kazuma that was probably true. I often found him suckling on my teats in the night through sheer instincts alone. Something Musume was perhaps less ready to handle, “F-FINE! JUST BE DEAD THEN! SEE IF I CARE!”

"Ah! Megumin!"

In all the teenage rebellion, we hadn't noticed that Yunyun had begun rushing towards us from the village. Her breasts bounding around in that low-cut top as she scurried down the hill.

"Hm. And just when I thought this night was going so well..." said the sarcastic Megumin, "What's the matter, Yunyun? If you are here to challenge me to a duel, then you should know I am not at my best. I just finished having sex with my new boyfriend and two girlfriends." Her casual admittance and boasting was sort of a nice ego boost for me and Aqua.

"What?! You're all a couple now?!" gasped Yunyun, though she quickly shook herself out of that revelation, "W-wait! I'm not here to challenge you! The villagers are on their way here right now!"

"I refuse to apologise for my actions," said Musume, a shiver running up her spine as she looked down at Kazuma, "Y-you don't have to keep sucking! I'm done yelling at my father! Nn~!"

Yunyun shook her head, "It's not about the telescope! They want Kazuma!"

"ME?!"

"My dad is angry you and I... um..." Her innocent eyes glanced over at Megumin, looking guilty but also sort of happy in a weird way, "S-sorry Megumin..."

"Have you already done it with him too, Yunyun? I already know about Slutzuma's ways, but to find out my rival would whore herself out to just any boy with a big dick... how shameful."

Yunyun's jaw hung open briefly. Having already gone back to sucking the exposed skin of the Demon King's Daughter, Kazuma first said, "Oi!" Then had no defence to continue the growl before returning his mouth to bigger tits.

"Q-quit it!" With quite a cute moan of annoyance, Musume dragged the boy away from her tits to drop him on the ground.

Yunyun matched that level of cuteness with a soft stamp of her foot in defiance, "Megumin I-I'm not a wh-wh-! Oh, nevermind... Look, i-it isn't just my dad, the other villagers are annoyed at Kazuma too! Some say they bought tickets to him and he never fulfilled their orders! And Nerimaki wants to cut off his penis so she can have it back!"

His girlfriends didn't like that one bit, "No way! I love Kazuma's penis on his body for his cum!"

"I'm more than just your jizz dispenser, Aqua!"

"And if anyone is getting mutilated here, it should be me!" I defended him.

"Stop saying things like that, Darkness!"

"If they try to take Kazuma I can show them the true power of the ultimate Crimson Demon! I knew that one day I would have to face them in combat... this is my-!"

"This isn't your destiny, Megumin! Let's just leave already!"

Musume frowned at the tiny man she had been holding, "Hmm. Your life seems rather chaotic as leader to this troupe of misfits. I admire your tenacity."

"I-!" He snapped at her before actually processing what she said, "I... uh, th-thank you."

"Perhaps you will not be the worst possible thing to have sex with from you meager race of meandering misanthropes. The pleasure I impart will perhaps be the last thing you experience on this planet, as my all powerful father will surely not approve of you enough to come back from hell to hunt you down."

"Gahh! You really aren't selling your demon pussy here, lady!"

"SATOU KAZUMA!" A new voice bellowed. Looking up the hill, it was clear that a huge expanse of Crimson Demons were now rushing towards us. The mass of black and red clothes overtaking the dark greenery was still visible in the moonlit midnight. Their thundering footsteps growing louder with each second, the tremors of their sheer volume beginning to shake the ground we stood on. It was hard to tell in the dark, but there was one large man leading the pack. "SATOU KAZUMA! I'LL KILLL YOOUUUU!!!"

"Shit! We need to leave!"

Kazuma had been ready to bolt into the night, but stopped when Musume lowered herself to the ground in front of us, her large black dragon wings grew outwards with amazing magic to stretch out its massive wingspan, "To spite these gross, peeping, wizard perverts one last time, I shall provide you all safe passage from here."

"Everyone on!" I said, not about to turn down an offer like that.

"But I want to fight!" barked Megumin as I dragged her ass onto the dragon's back.

Magic was already being thrown in our direction. Bolts of fire and light were crashing into the patches of dirt around us, and making Musume miss the fact that Yunyun was barely on before take off. "Ah! W-wait!"

The surge of wind that rushed past us as Musume's first flap sent us rocketing upwards. I had to dive to catch Yunyun's hand before she was thrown off completely. Barely managing to hold on to Musume's tail as the sea of Crimson Demons reached the point we'd left from.

Only for holy chains to suddenly shoot out from the crowds.

"Hrg!" Musume groaned, suddenly in pain from the white holy magic that wrapped around her ankle, "Get OFF!"

It was no use, the Crimson Demon's magic was too strong. More bands of light began to wrap around her wrist, her tail, and her horn. Lassoing her before dragging her down using their combined strength. We were not flying upwards anymore, just barely hovering as Musume struggled to fight against the chains.

Magic still flung past us, yelling from down below, and the rush of wind surged in my ears, but I could still hear one voice above all others.

"Do you fools not see what they want?! We can't leave without a speech!" She barked, standing on Kazuma's back who was trying to reach for me and Yunyun, "Behold, Crimson Demons! I am Megumin! Witness your most illustrious prodigy soaring into the heavens on the back of the Demon King's daughter herself! The ultimate master of Explosion magic, have triumphed with 'joke magic' where you could only dream! Did I not smite this beast with a blast so perfectly magnificent that it etched my name into the annals of history?! And now—now she carries me with the utmost respect and awe, as is befitting the greatest Crimson Demon of all time!"

Kazuma growled at her, "Would you get off my back? HGAGGTH!" He made that noise when she grabbed his cheek and dragged his face upwards.

"But let us not forget the pinnacle of my ultimate achievements, the crown jewel of sexual conquests! Kazuma! This is the one—the stupidly lucky adventurer who holds your hearts captive—yet he's mine! MINE! While you all pined and plotted, I secured his love with the sheer force of my brilliance, charm, and superior sexual features! Who else could tame his roguish thick prick and align it with the fiery passion of a Crimson Demon?! NONE BUT ME!"

"Hey, we're his girlfriends too!"

"So bask in my glory, my ridiculously envious brethren! Compare my many victories to your own and weep at the chances you had to become as great as I! Release us now, and maybe... maybe I'll let you into my harem... if you learn how to cast Explosion~"

Her cocky, shit eating grin was all I could see from the angle I was holding on to. The dragon-like tail was pretty difficult to get a full grip on, so I was just wrapping my body around it while holding onto Yunyun's waist. As such, I only got to see the effect of her speech through the disappearing holy magic, freeing Musume in a sudden flurry of speed. Sending all of us hurtling towards the sky through the daughter's mighty wings, far away from her home village.

I suppose I'll never know if the speech worked or they just ran out of fighting. Though, with how the village usually operated, I think their respect for Megumin was so high they must have decided to just let us go...


5 seconds ago:

All the magic of the Crimson Demons vanished, as the collective village all forgot to continue casting it, instead just shaking their fists in rage at the little brat. "YOU!"


After the initial updraft, Musume leveled off her flight while we were flying above mountains. My body was flung up with Yunyun's and we suddenly found ourselves above Musume, getting dragged into a big pile together by my three partners as soon as I was in range of their hands.

Panting, relieving the panic of the fall, we were all surprised by our ability to actually escape that one. It was only interupted by Megumin laughing.

"Pfft... HAHAHAHAA!"

Kazuma titled his head at her, "Megumin?"

"I can't believe we did that! Did you see the look on their faces?! That was so funny! HAHAHAHA!"

Aqua broke next, placing her hands over her mouth before joining Megumin in giggling away. It was a bizarre feeling, but this time all of us joined in on the impromptu laughter. A big pile of fools on the back of the Demon King's daughter, it certainly felt cathartic to laugh.

After we got our giggles out, Megumin had one more thing she wanted to say, "Okay! While we're travelling home, you have to tell me everything that happened this week! I wanna hear, EVERYTHING!"


Cecily smiled as her holy Goddess and favourite penis both flew away from the annoyed crowd. It really helped that they got away by themselves, or else she would have had to do something.

Or at least, that's what she was telling herself.

In reality, Cecily was far too lazy to intervene and was more in the market to make more business partners.

Casually weaving through the mass of crimson cloth, she was inspecting potential clients for her new theme park, anyone who wanted to purchase a KazuDildo, or just those that looked particularly angry about her ticket's 'non-refundable' policy.

At one point she passed by two fairly youthful Crimson Demons who seemed to be good friends, yet were currently in an argument.

"Can you believe that Megumin?! We did it with Kazuma before her, yet she's the one who becomes his girlfriend?! I knew we should have left the village when she did..." said Funifura, tapping her foot in annoyance and awaiting her friend's agreement, "...Dodonko? What are you doing over there?"

"...hm?"

Funifura rushed forwards, quickly grabbing the thing in her slightly ditzy friend's hand, "Hey! That's your adventurer card!"

"Yeah...?"

"It says you're trying to learn explosion!"

"...yeeaahhh...?"

"Don't give into her demands!" Funifura whined, repeatedly bashing her shoulder lightly, "We can still win Kazuma over without stooping to her level!"

Dodonko frowned, she had been ready already, why'd she have to convince her friend too? "But I heard a rumour that Explosion gives you crazy good orgasms if you pour all your mana into it. Enough to melt your mind and leave you unable to stand up afterwards."

"...it does?"

Several other Crimson Demons were just as surprised to hear about that, and were all subtly looking at their adventurer cards as well.


"Wait, I was following until you beat the Succubus Queen... and then I must have missed something. Who is this 'Cloud' and 'Tifa'?"

"Yeah those guys did sort of come out of nowhere."

"W-we didn't plan for them to appear!"

"I liked them! Tifa had big boobies!"


Cecily had finally found who she was looking for. A very angry woman on her knees and slamming her hands into the ground. Cursing the name 'Kazuma' and 'Megumin' while also throwing insults around to those who tried to comfort her. Demanding they bring them back or that she'll hunt them down, her plan hadn't really come together fully it seemed.

Which was the perfect type of person for Cecily.

"I can get it back for you."

Nerimaki, who had been midway through a particularly long string of curses, slowly petered out her rage. Turning to look back at the blonde priest, "...what?"

"I own the new Kazuma theme park dungeon, but my holy mission will be keeping me on the heels of my Goddess. I need someone to run the place. Someone with business savvy, and experience in wielding Kazuma's huge monster already. You take over my dungeon, split the profits, I can guarantee a girth in your pants."

"...you're so on."


It was Yunyun's turn to interrupt this time, "A-A-A-Aqua's Boss?! Darkness, you went to Heaven and took down an actual Goddess?!"

"Oi, I'm an actual Goddess."

"All because of your love?! That's so romantic... a brave girl rescuing the damsel in distress..." She wistfully daydreamed.

"Oi... no, that did happen."

"WAHAHAHAHA! Your adventures paint you all as a truly demonic force, indeed!" Boomed our vehicle's voice as we passed over more dark fields, "A harem with a defeated Goddess sounds much more appeasing! And you took down that pain, Xara as well! Incredible!"

"Not to mention a resurrected Sylvia," said Megumin, "And all while having so much sex... honestly, how did you even fit it into one week?"

Kazuma smirked while scratching under his nose, "Anything's possible if you want it hard enough! And you don't mind your hips turning to dust in the process!"

"Well, we have many more weeks to enjoy ourselves..." I smiled, grabbing his hand in mine and looking on as our mansion bloomed into view, with the rising sun of another day starting to illuminate our most precious place. Home.

Notes:

Happy New Year! Sorry this chapter took a while to come out. It wasn't coming out like I wanted it to, and then (as I was getting everything sorted for my update December) I got ill. So this ended up being a little more trunkated and a bonus chapter rather than a full fledged one, but hopefully it was still enjoyable.

Chapter 115: Konosuba Update Chapter

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Hey everyone~

So, just a quick update on this fic since I know there are people waiting for more. I’ve been in sort of a creative slump for this story (if only releasing one chapter in the last year wasn't evidence enough). Mostly because I wanted to have an arc of fluff/smut before the plot finale, but have had real struggles figuring out how to structure it. Continuing in the current format, we’d be following Darkness from day to day and scene to scene with various smutty scenes without much else driving us. I coulda done it, but no matter what I tried it always felt strange. Either I needed to include too many characters that would have been present in such n such scene, or not enough characters, or some would have to be reused… it was all a big wall I was struggling to write for and as such switched to alternate fics while I thought about this one.

Anyway, finally I’ve figured it out, and it comes from the Konosuba series themselves: Character Stories!

What does that mean? Well, you'll see with the Kazuma chapter attached, but the next few chapters are going to be specifically character focused. Split into 3-5 sub stories. This does mean I will be making a fuckton substories of smut for you, so the next few chapters still make take a while, but I think it’ll be fun.

I definitely have a lot of the stories already locked and loaded, but if there’s any requests then shoot them at me now. Not just smut, emotional beats and funny character moments work too. I’m also going to try and mix characters together more. Like 'how will Xara interact with Cecily'? Also if anyone wants to guest write a mini chapter then just get in contact and I'll add it in to the mix.

As for the actual finale to this story, I have a good portion of it done and I may start posting it along side the side chapters. So check back in every so often as I attempt to finish this overly long Konosuba smut.


A recap of the story thus far:

Once upon a time, Darkness was sad. She loved Kazuma, but believed he loved Megumin.

Megumin and Yunyun were heading out to their village for one week to make Yunyun chief.

Vanir gifted Darkness the Normality Earrings.

Initially fearing their ability to take shame from her life, Darkness was left alone at the tavern. There, she accidentally seduced Luna and became very tasty.

Returning home, she couldn’t stop her lusts from taking over, entering Kazuma’s room and taking control of what he could use to masturbate.

Initially planning to just make Kazuma use her as an onahole forever, her feelings got in the way and she decided to seduce him properly. Then finding out he was separated from Megumin and totally willing to have sex with her.

The night continued until they brought Aqua on board too. Normalities piled on until all of the Axis cult saw a vision of Aqua getting fucked by Kazuma.

In the morning (Monday) they had their fun until Darkness decided she wanted Kazuma to have even more. Changing the world to revolve around ‘Harem Knights’, though Aqua managed to sex contest herself into being one too. Darkness also becoming bi in the process.

Their first stop brought Luna and Sena quickly into the fold, as well as some lovely barmaids desperate for a payday and thick dick. Chris confronted them, but was fucked in more ways than one when Darkness got annoyed at her secrets. The Eris sect was soon under her thrall too.

On Tuesday, they were first visited by Cecily and Rosary of opposing religions. Both of them wanted to create statues or art of Kazuma, fighting until Darkness stepped in to solve the imminent crusades. 

They visited Wiz’s shop next, where Darkness confronted Vanir over the earrings. He revealed his allergy to loneliness, dedicating himself to fixing all relationships in Axel to bring himself peace. Though it was clear he had some ulterior motives, Darkness went along with it since it benefited her too.

Many magic items were revealed by Chris. A pocketwatch that slowed time to a crawl, a magical calendar that could change any date to a new holiday, a magic pen that made things yours when you wrote on it, and a cock ring that could teleport your penis. Wiz also had magic items, but most of them were useless.

They then visited some hot springs with the recently recruited Wiz (their new wife), where Kazuma cloned himself with one of Vanir’s potions. The gang then decided to keep the party going even longer and went to visit the Succubus cafe.

A meeting with Xara the Succubus Queen who was visiting and living under the cafe went awry when Darkness accidentally made the race addicted to Kazuma.

This caused a massive battle to take place. First running to the mansion, then getting cornered in it, only managing to seduce and subdue the queen thanks to some quick thinking by Darkness. It ended with Kazuma becoming a King of the Succubus.

On Wednesday, another group of adventurers barged into their lives. Though Kazuma found them familiar, the characters may have been OCs to him. Luna and Tifa ended up starting the same contest that Aqua and Kazuma had done a few days ago, this time to find out who would earn Darkness’ money. It ended similarly in a tie. Darkness also gaining the power to control any room she was in. Aerith also ended up dating Tifa by the end. After a chaotic Tuesday, they spent the rest of the day fucking Succubi.

On a previous day, they found out about sexy quests. A hidden quest board for only the hottest of adult content. So on Thursday the idea was to do one of these quests, though new problems arose when several adventurers came around with new body parts. A man with green tits, a woman with a penis, it demanded exploration.

Darkness’ group + Cloud all go off to the middle of the forest to investigate, only to find an old enemy living with a collection of monster girls. Sylvia the Chimera, having lived her encounter only thanks to her minions jizzing on her to help her build up her proteins.

Thanks to well placed normalities, Sylvia succumbed to her desire for love and companionship. Moved by Kazuma’s ability to fuck his way through her monster girls. She also copied Kazuma’s balls onto Cloud’s, making him far more sexually active than before.

Friday made use of the calendar, to start a wonderful Maid focused day. Kazuma had a lot of fun, but eventually brought it home to his long awaited date with Darkness. He finally admitted his love for her, and then died.

Chasing him to Heaven, Darkness found a nasty plot by Aqua’s old boss, Divane. She planned to use Kazuma’s growing popularity as a Goddess Tamer and Harem Knight to boost her own popularity, feeling spurned by humanity and the other Goddesses. Turns out, when you pursue and become a manager of other deities, you have to have your religion dismantled. 

Darkness nearly didn’t manage to beat the conniving Goddess, but with Eris’ help managed to make Divane her magic item when she was ‘reviving’ back to her body. With Divane displaced from Heaven, Darkness could bring down the full force of her magic item upon her, making the Goddess a masochist like her.

After a rest through the morning, Saturday came with its own troubles, bringing the group to the head of the capital. A meeting of nobles with the King and Iris became another contest when Darkness decided no other noble deserved the power of being a Harem Knight. 

Aqua, unfortunately, was going through a moral crisis at the time. Her desire to be part of the harem was slowly getting squished by the idea that Kazuma and Darkness loved each other and not her. Self doubts swirling came to a head at the contest, where Aqua decided to fight on her own terms and be her own Knight.

The tightly fought contest was never resolved, however, as the interruption of the Demon King’s Daughter: Musume brought all festivities to a halt. She knocked out Darkness in a single blow, and would have continued to wreak havoc if Kazuma hadn’t been there. The ex-gods that Musume had brought as backup had new forced allegiances thanks to Kazuma’s possession of Divane, meaning Musume now had to deal with a 4 v 1.

Musume still had the power to win though. Kazuma realised the only way to knock her out was internal damage, and his only thought after all the recent normalities was to do that orgasmically. He edged Aqua to hell and back, having to confront her and his own feelings about her before she managed to unleash the strongest orgasm of all time and transfer it to Musume. 

In one final attempt, Musume stole Aqua’s soul and fled to the sky. Only stopped by an explosion. Vanir brought Megumin to them, much to Darkness’ fear of rejection.

With Megumin’s return, the gang brought Musume to the safest place they could think of: Megumin’s house. She would be covered by the natural mana of the Crimson Demons, while the rest of the gang focused on Yunyun and her struggle. (Well, apart from Kazuma who fucked Megumin’s mom in the night.)

After all the normality shifts, it turned out many Crimson Demons wanted to become chief now so as to have complete sexual control of the village. 

The final challenge to become chief was to complete a dungeon quest. Their scientist creating her own generated dungeon using an old layout that the infamous Konosuba scientist had made. This also became a sexual event thanks to Darkness, making a Kazuma themed ero-dungeon that the girls had to escape from.

Yunyun emerged victorious thanks to Musume and the others. Megumin confronted Darkness and revealed why she had left Kazuma, the two then reconciling with one group fuck. A four way relationship blooming between the party. After that they met with Musume who had found out her dad was definitely dead, and with Yunyun they all left the village once Yunyun’s dad began chasing Kazuma out of town.

Chapter 116: Kazuma

Summary:

Our penis protagonist everybody!

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Story 1 (Copycat Kazumas)

Kazuma had started to notice something around the tavern.

At this point it was hard to not notice, but this had been building for days now.

It had started small. A certain uptick of green capes. Haircuts becoming noticeably scruffier. Swords that used to tower on barbarians were now discarded for simple short swords. He’d even seen some men in full blown tracksuits.

Then there were the stories being shared over a friendly drink. “Then I froze the water spell to make the dragon slip around!” “The tortured knight had no clue I could steal his sword and bash him on the head with it!” “I’ve got a reviver, a tank, and I’ve convinced my wizard friend to learn explosion magic, so I can sit back and enjoy all the rewards~”

Kazuma tried to keep it cool. In some ways this was flattering, in other ways it was super insulting, but it wasn’t until one hulk of a man interrupted a meal with his party did the adventurer truly have enough.

“Oi, Satou Kazuma.” He said gruffly in a thick accent, slamming a hand full of cloth down on the table between them, “How many of women panties do I steal before I get the big penis like yours?”

“THAT IS IT!” Kazuma roared, standing up abruptly to point angrily at the man, “Is that what all this copycat shit has been about?! My dick is mine! My life is mine!”

“Yeah, if you want to emulate anyone it should be a Crimson Demon!” Megumin agreed, also standing up.

“Or a Goddess!”

“I love a meal where everyone yells~”

“See this?! This is what being Kazuma is like!” He barked, gesturing at his party.

“Woah man, chill the out.” The large man casually brushed him off, “Can blame guy for trying? Big penis means big harem from noble. Men just want sex women. Too much asking?”

Taking the large man’s defence immediately, a slew of other gentlemen all in Kazuma styled clothes had surrounded the table. “Yeah, Kazuma! We just want a slice of the huge smutty pie you made for yourself! Men just want sex women!”

“Some of us are just trying to get laid. A lot of women don’t know what you look like and believe it when I say I’m Kazuma!” Beamed one particularly seedy patron.

“That’s… really bad man.”

“What?! They’re still getting filled up with your jizz! I bought a testicle swap from that Axis cult lady.”

Before Kazuma could argue with him, another burly man turned him around forcefully. “You only got to be a Harem Knight from luck! We’d have accepted crazy party members if it meant we got harems too!”

“What did you say, punks?!” Megumin roared, rolling up her sleeve to start her latest tavern brawl.

“None of you could have handled my party…” growled Kazuma, making them look at him with happiness… until he shuddered. “I did the time, I get the reward! The Harem Knight scheme is closed anyway.”

“We’ll take what we can get!”

“Yeah!”

“Come on! Just tell us your diet for a big dick or something!”

It was starting to get less like a friendly ribbing circle and instead becoming a worrying push and pull bullying pile. Even Darkness, Megumin, and Luna were struggling to get the big burly men off of Kazuma.

Yet someone hautily chuckling seemed to throw off the rhythm of the room.

“Hmhmhm, these men don’t understand your true origins, Kazuma. The real secret to you being here today.” said Aqua, looking like she was about to share some juicy info, much to Kazuma’s shock. She wasn’t really going to say where he really came from, was she? “You see, Kazuma used to masturbate a lot! Almost ten times a day for many years!”

There was a beat.

Kazuma went red, Megumin held in her laughter, Darkness looked impressed, and the crowd collectively said “OooOOoooohhh…”

“Is that real? Ten times a day?” Asked one man.

Kazuma sighed, scratching his neck quite a lot now, “I mean… that was, like, th-the record…”

“Is that why these balls of yours keep refilling so damn quick?” said the man that was pulling at his underwear a lot.

“You should know not to buy other people’s testicles.”

As you’d expect, Aqua had their attention and refused to let it go, “Now listen to me! You can all become great lovers if you stop emulating Kazuma, and try to become like the Goddess Aqua instead! Just join the Axis sect and all your-!”

“Come on, lads! What are we waiting around here for!”

“Yeah! It’s wanking time!”

The group of men stampeded out of the tavern, leaving a screaming Aqua and some very confused people behind…

Following this event, there would be a massive increase of lube sales in Wiz’s shop.


Story 2 (Kazuma uses the Calendar)

Day 1 - Tsundere and School Uniform Day

“Ugh… I really have to stop letting Aqua talk me into booze and blowjob nights…” said Kazuma, lying to himself as he stumbled out of his bedroom with a splitting headache. The fun levels of yesterday only slightly negating the pain of the morning. He had found it weird that Aqua had vanished in the night, and had vague memories of them playing around with a magic item… but details were scarce until he had a coffee.

Wearing only his underwear, his nut scratching hand clenched tightly when he reached his kitchen, where Kazuma had the fright of his life.

Standing with her back turned to him was a girl in a school uniform. Like, a school uniform from Japan.

Having obviously become attached to his sexual godhood in another world, Kazuma quickly looked around to check he wasn’t dreaming or had been universally transported again. Still a fantasy mansion, still here after a pinch of his arm and slap of his cheeks, all the same yet just with a strange inhabitant.

The girl turned at the sounds he let out, and he was able to see that it was Lia of the Axel Hearts. A nice idol girl, also from Japan, wearing such a demure school uniform while in his kitchen? Maybe he was dreaming.

“K-Kazuma!” She squeaked at the sight of him, blushing while trying to look away, “I… th-this isn’t my k-kitchen!”

“...uh, yeah. Obviously.”

“W-well then I m-made all this breakfast for Erika and Cielo for nothing! I g-guess you’ll have to eat it… not that I want you to!”

Kazuma’s eyes narrowed, staring at the girl who had folded her arms, closed her eyes, and huffed while looking away. “...Lia, your archetype is nice girl. Why you being a tsundere?”

It was then that his memory of last night returned.

“This calendar is shupposed to make holidaysh happen!” A drunken Kazuma barked, “Why don’t whee make shome REAL -hic- HOLDAYS!”

Aqua was too busy sucking cock to even care when he started using her head as a place to write.

“Oh shit, it’s school uniform and tsundere day!” He yelled, “Oh fuck yeah, drunk me! What a holiday!” Without missing a beat, Kazuma raced over to his friend and wrapped her up in a big hug from behind.

Her blushing face started heating up even more as his body rubbed against hers, “K-Kazuma! You’re still naked, i-idiot!”

“Oh come on, I’ve always wanted to do this to a tsundere.” He chuckled, not letting her squirming stop his fun, “You came over to get fucked, didn’t you Lia-chwan~? We’ve done it enough times to know how hungry you are for me. You love my thick cock, right?”

“L-love?!” She gasped, as if that was the most shocking thing Kazuma had said, still squirming as his hands roamed her body, “I-I-I-!”

“Don’t look away, Tsundere Lia.” He hissed in her ear, “Just give me a nervous tsundere kiss, and I’ll make you feel so damn good.”

Lia gulped. Then again. Her lips felt dry yet full as she considered his offer. His over puckered kisser ripe for a smacking, yet promising so much pleasure if her thumping heart would let her.

Slowly, she leant towards Kazuma’s waiting mouth.


“Woo~! That was great!” said the man looming over the cream covered Lia. His cock still spurting out light ropes to stain her torn open school uniform, “I can’t wait to have tons of tsundere sex today!” After taking a piece of toast, he added, “Mm, good grub. Thanks, Lia!”

Her eyes rolled back and smile wide, he’d fucked the tsundere out of her too hard for her to respond in anything but twitches.

Without even cleaning his cock, Kazuma strutted away from the kitchen to find his next tsundere.

“Ugh, what a pig.”

It didn’t take long on this wonderful holiday.

“Walking around with your uncut cock, dripping delicious semen on our carpet?” An annoyed Aqua huffed. Her outfit reminding Kazuma that she’d probably have been a gyaru drop out, seeing as she’d already untucked her shirt, removed her tie, and rolled up her skirt. All emphasised when she walked up to him and got on her knees, “If you’re not going to clean yourself up, I guess I have to do it myself. Not that I want to, obviously!”

As her lips neared his cockhead, Kazuma couldn’t resist pointing out, “Last night you blew me four times.”

“I-I just fell on you! You were the quick shot that nutted d-down my throat!” Aqua huffed, shaking her head in anger before deftly sucking on his penis.

This level of hostile aggression mixed with declarations of love would follow through the rest of the day.

“I made this sexy dream for someone else… b-but you can try it out first, my husband.” Xara’s huge body was stuffed so sexily into a school uniform that Kazuma almost didn’t hear what she said. The short skirt he could look up to see her thick thighs, the shirt buttons barely holding on to contain her tie eating bust, and all while the usually confident and calm succubus queen gave blushed filled shuffles towards him. The sexy dream was one of them holding hands, which he sullied by fucking her hard in the real world.

“It’s not like I wanted you to ignore me today!” said Darkness as he exited the house. Earning a soft moan as he did just that and walked off to town.

“I definitely didn’t want you to corner me in an alley…” mumbled the now timid Claire, her heart thumping against Kazuma’s chest as they shared an intimate (if slightly rough) moment.

“I didn’t write anything about you. D-don’t read it!” squeaked the usually confident Arue after she pushed Kazuma over before running off, leaving a single piece of paper with ‘Satou Arue’ written on it in a love heart.

“I-I wasn’t saving this item for you… Kazuma…” said Wiz after giving him a ring that set fire to his hand.

“It’s not like you think I’m the cutest, stupid producer!” said Erika, slapping Kazuma in the face.

“Don’t try and kiss me out of the blue!” barked Bova, thumping Kazuma in the belly. “My heart wasn’t ready…”

“Don’t bully me!” Crunch.

“Silly!” Crash.

“Baka!” Kaplow.

“I-it’s not like I want to show off my explosions for you… idiot!”

Kazuma decided today wasn’t a good day as the already fairly tsundere Megumin threatened his beaten body with her magic.


Day 2 - Dandere in Pajamas Day

“Wait… did I do more than just one day?” asked Kazuma, still feeling the aftermath of the tsundere’s, even after Aqua’s pouty healing. “Hello?”

He didn’t find where he’d put the calendar, so now it was a mystery as to what kind of holiday he was about to encounter.

The first thing he noticed was… it was really quiet.

Ever since the monster girls and succubae had moved in, the mansion had always sort of been a buzz of noise. Even on its quieter nights there was someone talking, or laughing, or performing some sexual act in ear shot.

Now though? Kazuma almost worried he’d enacted a rapture with how his voice echoed against the walls.

The first person he found was both a relief, and a confusion.

Melissa the arrogant yet sexy thief had found her way into the building. Yet for once she wasn’t wearing her elaborate and skin showing bodice or tiny shorts. Nor was she barging in to either steal Kazuma’s wallet or pet his ‘cute’ cock.

No, Melissa looked like a deer in headlights to Kazuma as soon as he bumped into her. Scrunching up the baggy hoodie she was wearing and retreating a few steps in apparent fear. Her face was blushing beneath her bangs. A blush usually only reserved for the fluffiest of animals.

Her outfit was clearly that of pajamas. Not the sexy lingerie kind he usually found Melissa in, but the comfy kind that one would use to laze about on a Sunday. Though since it was just a baggy jumper, Melissa’s long bare legs did add a high degree of saucyness.

“K-Kazuma!” She squeaked, rushing backwards to hide behind a nearby doorway. “H-Hi…”

“Um… hey, Melissa.”

It was at this point that Kazuma realised that she wasn’t the only one hiding.

Suddenly he noticed that there were many eyes on him, all peeking around from the various doorways. He’d bumped into her at a corridorial crossroad, meaning Kazuma was surrounded by eyes.

“Dandere’s…” Kazuma mumbled, feeling like he had landed in a cat hotel. No way these girls were going to harm him. “YAHOO!” His cry made several of the women shoot back around their doors before he reassured them, “Oops! It’s okay! I won’t hurt you!”

It took a few moments, but some of them did resurface.

“That’s it… come on, let’s have a nice easy day in our pajamas. Okay?”

None really came out, though he did start to recognise a few of the eyes. “Megumin? Can your loving boyfriend please get a kiss?”

A pause.

Suddenly running feet as the eighteen year old rushed up gave him a peck then ran back.

“So precious!” He squeaked internally, “Now this is going to be a great day!”

Well… it was comfy at least. He’d had worse days by the end of it.

The quietness never really ended. Kazuma was forced to basically be alone while shuffling and whispers happened nearby. Occasionally he’d catch a glimpse of a cute girl in soft pajamas, but it was fleeting. It was like he was living in a horror at some points the way they shuffled away from his gaze.

Only Darkness was brave and smitten enough to approach him. Sitting on the couch next to Kazuma in her ‘pajamas’. (Just a thin negligee). Yet even that was fleeting, as when he shuffled closer to her she got so lightheaded she fainted.

It was perhaps the least amount of action he’d gotten in weeks.

Also annoyingly, still no sign of the calendar…


Day 3 - Onee-San in only an Apron Day

Drunk Kazuma finally had an absolute winner on an idea.

“You were feeling lonely yesterday, Kazuma?”

“Mmhmm!”

A chorus of ‘awww’s erupted around him as he snuggled deeper into Darkness’ breasts.

She was snuggling him, while she herself was between the large pillows of Sylvia’s tits. Letting him keep his face in Darkness’ tits while squeezing the dark skinned mountains around them.

“There there,” hummed Darkness, stroking his hair.

“Yes, there there.” Agreed Sylvia, stroking both of them. “Anything you want today, Kazuma just tell us. We’ll make you feel very well loved.”

The reason Onee-san day was the current winner was the adaptability of the prompt. Tsundere and Dandere tropes were locked in, but big sisters could exist in many forms, letting more interesting and diverse sexy scenarios kick in around him.

“He doesn’t need any more pampering, he needs some exercise to get big and strong!” Chris encouraged, suddenly jutting out her hand to yell, “STEAL!”

In a flash of white, Kazuma’s one item of clothing was gone.

“Haha! Got your underwear, Kazuma~” the thief grinned, waving them around, “Come chase me down and get them back!”

“You shouldn’t bully him,” Darkness frowned, “Besides, normally you’d give underwear a big sniff when you steal them.”

“I can sniff and run!” Chris shot back, taking Kazuma’s smelly boxers and making them into a makeshift bandana. “See? Now come on! Sniff- Ooh, wow that’s… ripe…”

“That’s embarrassing, give them back to him!” Growled Megumin, taking the protective sister role to begin chasing Chris. Their antics taking them out of the room as Chris started big sistering Megumin instead.

Kazuma didn’t really mind. His growing boner starting to rise… before a bowl of porridge was thrust towards him.

“I-I wanted to make sure you’re eating breakfast properly! Since you’re going out adventuring today, I thought I’d bring you some…” said Yunyun, the caring older sister archetype. Kazuma forgot he was doing that today, thinking the holiday would override plans, but clearly not. “I-is this how you like your porridge?”

“Hm? Oh, yeah, sure. Good job.”

Yunyun’s eyes lit up, “Yes! So I’m a good older sister?! I can give you lots of advice, a-and you can introduce me to all your friends and-!”

“That’s porridge is too boring for Kazuma!” said Aqua, suddenly pouring some bubbly directly into the bowl, “There ya go! You’re grown up enough to enjoy a prop -hic- adult breakfast!”

“Wow, so you just barely changed at all, have you?”

Darkness frowned at the drunk older sister archetype. “Aqua… you shouldn’t just pour booze into other people’s food.”

“Like he’s even going to really eat anything. Let’s just get our breakfast started already!” Roared Musume. The amazing sight of the Demon King’s Daughter in only an apron was already enjoyable, but she was apparently the slightly tomboyish older sister type. One that was hungry enough for his cock to start kissing and licking at it before Kazuma could stop her.

“Big sister Yunyun can help!”

“Move over! Goddess sister is Kazuma’s favourite!”

“Hehe, not feeling lonely anymore, are you?” chuckled Sylvia, squeezing the pair between her tits even more as multiple women started to surround and suckle at Kazuma’s cock.

Caring, drunk, and roughhouser. So many flavours of sister that Kazuma never got to experience as an only child, and this wasn’t even the end of the stimulation! As he felt tongues overlap and fight over his hard erection, Darkness took the chance to start dutifully cleaning his ears. Running a bud around the outside before gently blowing.

It didn’t take too long for his first morning cum shot to start spraying over three of his harem with gusto. Aqua arguing she should get it all while Musume and Yunyun made out, snowballing their ‘little brother’s’ jizz.

“Hey Kazuma,” said Chris, returning to the room still with his underwear and a cunning grin, “All this pampering, yet I bet you wanna know that Wiz is cooking for you right now~”

“Gasp! The perfect scenario!?”

Despite all the women around him, Kazuma politely excused himself and rushed towards the kitchen. He would never let anyone in only an apron cook alone. Not when he could be interrupting their focus with sex!

“Hmhm~ I hope Kazuma enj-AH!” Wiz didn’t even get a chance to greet him before his hands were deeply squeezing her breasts from behind. He sniffed her hair, rubbed his dick into her ass, and refused to let go like the lamprey his was. “K-Kazuma?! I’m carrying a lot of f-food!”

“Ignore it. I want you so badly, Wiz.”

“Y-you know my body is all yours… but it’s still a matter of safe-AHN~!”

The busty girl in only an apron was far too erotic for him not to indulge. Some of the fried egg she was cooking falling onto the counter and making Wiz cast ice magic to stop the potential fire.

With the food ruined, Kazuma could focus on shifting his dick deep into Wiz’s welcoming cunt. Practically holding her up as her legs struggled to not quake under his thundering thrusts. All increasing in tempo the more his hands just mauled at her chest under the tight apron, Kazuma’s dreams feeling just as good as he imagined.

And when he was done, with a full tank of jizz emptied into Wiz’s womb, he got to enjoy a calming lap pillow by his onee-chan (Megumin) followed by a lap pillow by his onee-chan (Musume) followed by a lap pillow…

It was only when the day switched to adventuring that things took a slight turn.

Upon reaching the guild, Luna insisted that Kazuma stay hydrated. He tried to drink the water she gave him, but was brought down for another lap pillow and ear cleaning by Aerith this time. As soon as his head was up, it was bombarded with soup bowls and head pats. Aggressive nurturing from all sides, only alleviated by the occasional mad sexcapade.

It was when the giant frog they were fighting stopped to give him a headpat that he decided that the calendar had to be found. Tomorrow.


Day 4 - Kuudere In Micro Bikini Day

“Hello, Kazuma.”

Kazuma was getting used to being woken up by women. After so many days, the rhythm of sleep after sex then wake up sex was just as natural as a morning stretch. Even recently with the strangeness, he thought he could get some morning fun done before getting on with it.

What he wasn’t expecting was forty eight women surrounding his bed.

“Eep!” He squeaked, looking at the gaggle of hot women, only wearing the tiniest micro bikinis to cover their amazing bodies, while also barely moving with their hands behind their backs. “M-morning, all…”

Kuudere is a term used for cool, slightly distant women tropes in doujins. Stoic and calm, analytical, sometimes with a softer side that can be dug up. Looking at all the girls in their tights bikinis and sunglasses they reminded Kazuma of a bunch of Sena’s, really.

Aqua, adjusting her glasses like Sena would and speaking in a monotone tone she was far from known for, said, “We have collectively decided you haven’t been efficient enough in coitus, Satou Kazuma.”

“‘E-efficent’?”

“Your penis’ various thrusts may be pleasurable, but not well time managed.” said the bizarrely dulced Megumin, “You have yet to seduce your entire harem in one day.”

“A-ALL?!”

“You are a Harem Knight. Your job is to pleasure us every day, Kazuma.” explained the sharper than usual Darkness. “Prepare yourself.”

Before Kazuma could argue one way or another, his tiny form was pounced on by several women.

Vision blocked instantly by Arue’s pussy, grinding her mons along his nose to move the g-string before sitting her lips on his. Fingers started to ridden like dildos into Oulan and Dhysana's pussy. He could feel his cock dive deep into Luna’s pussy while Sylvia’s large head took his nuts and suckled them hard.

It was as intense as it was erotic. Tits were falling out of their tiny confines so easily as hips jumped up and down on Kazuma’s body. Hips were rolling, pussies were clenching, and the heat of the room continued to rise as the surrounding women all pleasured themselves with KazuDildos to the dog pile of smut.

“Extend your tongue. Flick to the left. It appears as though I’m cumming.” Announced Arue as her pussy squirted out onto Kazuma’s face.

“I shall now take your position.” said Musume, sitting on Kazuma’s face and practically crushing it in the process.

“I shall now take your position.” said Ludmilla, sitting on Kazuma’s fingers after Oulan was finished.

“I shall now take your position.” said Tifa, sitting on Kazuma’s dick after Luna had been successfully filled with his jizz.

You’d think once the efficient sex had finished a round they would all be off to go be Kuudere’s elsewhere. Unfortunately they all separately went through a character arc where they realized they wished to have more sex with Kazuma, and would follow their desires three more times each.

Kazuma would not leave his bed until the next day.


Day 5 - Tomboy In Gym Clothes Day

“Look who’s finally awake!”

Kazuma rubbed his arm from where he was just violently punched by Sena.

“Ow.” He grumbled, feeling more sore in his pelvis than his arm, though he was happy he was able to make it out of the house at all today. Though he failed to find the calendar in his half dead state, he appreciated the fresh air after such a sweaty day.

“This is getting all a bit out of hand. Which trope are we in now?” He said, looking over Sena with scrutiny, nodding at the tight clothes she had on around her ample chest. “Hmm… hair scruffy and short, school logo on your chest, no makeup, a clear attempt to make yourself look as guy-like as possible…”

Pain didn’t let up once he’d been slapped to the floor.

“Jerk.” She huffed before running into the nearby field, “Hey! You guys playing some ball?! I want in!”

“I want in too!”

“Yeah! Let’s play ball!”

Like grazing gazelle escaping their predators, Kazuma watched the true beauty of nature as a horde of tomboys began to gather by leaping through the tall grass.

So many short haired women, all wearing some level of white tank top and short booty shorts. Laughing, wrestling, exercising, setting up teams for baseball, all together.

Whatever fake gym uniform the calendar had made up, Kazuma thanked the heavens it hadn’t included underwear.

Wiz’s huge melons were on full display after just a mild amount of sweat applied to her top, thick nipples on display as she attempted to lift the baseball bat. Cielo bending over and not caring about the tightness of her pants as she readied her throw. Sylvia wiping her face with her tank top and casually revealing her tits to the group.

“Wow… tomboy Aqua…”

“Kazuma! Look how far I can throw!” She yelled, landing a perfect bowl for Divane to smack it out of the park.

“...tomboy Yunyun…”

“S-sup! I benched a goblin earlier!” Yunyun instantly countered her cool facade by tripping on a tree branch.

Megumin shook her head nearby, “Bottom tier tomboy…”

“...tomboy muscle girls…”

Tifa (with a jacket on her back and a band around her forehead) and Darkness (with a bandage on her cheek and wraps on her hands) were in an arm wrestling match that looked so powerful it could potentially topple the mansion. Tomboy Luna had been knocked over nearby from the sheer exuding force of their muscles.

“...”

Kazuma had been treating this like a nature reserve. Sitting in the grass and admiring the various species around him that seemed more interested in sports than sex today.

His pause was due to his eyes reaching a certain silver haired thief. One who had been within earshot from his previous observations.

“...Chris…”

“That’s tomboy Chris! Don’t act like I’m usually a tomboy and this is nothing special! Kazumaaaa~!”


Day 6

“I-is it over?”

Kazuma was ready for the worst again, yet today nothing really seemed to be happening.

There was a lot of groaning. Turns out a lot of the girls weren’t ready for the active tomboy lifestyle; feeling the effects of an entire day of intense exercise from their aching muscles. Big blonde breasted exceptions of course chilling out as usual.

It seemed that the mini-nightmare he’d created for himself was over. A five day holiday week on the magic calendar made just as much sense as anything else.

In the end he almost forgot about it to the mundane day of sexual haremenitude his life had become.


Day 7 - Yandere and Wedding Dress Day

“SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!”

Kazuma decided to never drink and magic item ever again.

It was about three pm and Kazuma had yet to stop running since he got up in the morning. Waking up to a knife against your neck from a yandere Yunyun would do that to anyone. Her wedding dress was cute, but offset by that obsessive look in her eye.

After ditching the psycho crimson demon, he managed to evade capture. Realising today’s trope and deciding to lay low. At first he’d been lurking through the halls, watching as wedded women hunted him like a prize fox.

They weren’t in packs, but they weren’t fighting either.

He could see each woman go by his hiding place. Just staying quiet, living his own horror film…

“Kazuma! I made ice sculptures of you!” yelled Aqua, calling out to him closer than her wits could realise. “You wouldn’t run from your favourite Goddess… hahahaha WOULD YOU?!”

Wiz looked very cute in white, but her glowing eyes gave him quite the fright, “They say death do us part… but if we’re both liches, we can be together forever~”

“Your only quest today is to love me, over and over and over again…” Luna groaned, dropping a ticket with said quest scratched onto the top. Kazuma was beginning to think his mansion needed better security with how many people walked in and out.

“Oh my husband~ your duties to your harem have left me so unfulfilled~ I’ll need to drain your whole soul to feel whole!” hissed Xara, reminding Kazuma of that night of the succubus queen.

“The Axis Cult NEEDS you, Kazuma!” Hissed Cecily.

“I have a materia that’ll tie our souls together, Kazuma…” hummed Aerith.

“Give me that penis! I want it! NOW!” yelled Nerimaki.

“Mortal! I may be bound to this realm, but I can still call an army of angels down to find you!”

Even with Divane’s threats, Megumin was perhaps the scariest yandere of all, “Let’s go to the fields, Kazuma! But I want to see how your sexy body bursts into a thousand pieces from my love-splosion!”

After yandere Chris found him in lurk mode, he had spent the rest of the day running.

Avoiding Arue’s deadly love notes, Sylvia’s tentacle traps, Cielo’s punches, and so many more.

He wasn’t 100% sure how, but he managed to get to the stables while avoiding detection. Barracading himself in with the horses, knowing that this nightmare would be (hopefully) over by the morning.

“Hello Kazuma.”

“Darkness!” He squeaked, not realising the girl would normally be in here with him. Her dress looked so tight, barely covering her thick nipples with its plunging neckline. “I… I… I don’t suppose your usual level of obsession with me has negated the effects of the yandere holiday…?”

There was a pause.

Then Darkness smiled at him.


It was found that Aqua had been hoarding the Calendar, but that's a story for another day.


Story 3 (Being A Boyfriend)

“...and you’re sure about this?”

Vanir was perhaps the one creature that Kazuma had never been able to mentally get his head around. Was Vanir a liar, a schemer, a demon that only wanted negative emotions, or all of the above? So many encounters with the masked scoundrel went awry, yet in the long run it seemed like trusting Vanir also could go his way too. As long as their goals aligned then Vanir would manipulate Heaven and Earth to get what they both wanted.

Which made it really nerve wrecking whenever Vanir gave advice. Especially when he smiles after it.

“Moi assures you, boy who is terrified of losing his harem. Following your current trajectory of love hoarding and sexual abundance, you’re on the perfect track to lose all the affection you’ve earned by the end of the year.”

“Dammit!” Kazuma hissed, slamming his fist onto Wiz’s table in frustration, “I knew this happiness wouldn’t last! How does it happen? Do I try to make a money making scheme that goes wrong? Some big battle I fuck up on? Does everyone wake up from some collective spell they’re under? Tell me!”

Vanir simply inhaled Kazuma’s continued stress with a satisfied hum, “Hmm. Moi does not divulge the details. Anxiety rarely exudes the proper flavour when knowledge of the future is applied. Besides, that would mean Moi has less fun watching you squirm!” Barely missing a beat, Vanir stood from the table and waltzed away from the conversation with a strut, “Oh how your attempts to be a ‘better boyfriend’ to all shall truly enlighten Moi’s day!”

“Wait, a ‘better boyfriend’? To… all? Like, just my three girlfriends, or all the girls?” Vanir was obviously gone now, and Kazuma had learned to not even bother following that guy and his annoying ability to disappear. “...crap, how do you even be a good boyfriend?”


Out in the fields, Kazuma had laid out a perfect picnic for Megumin. They’d skipped all the way here as usual, and he was ready to be the best boyfriend ever as they approached the checkered blanket.

As he slowed down, Megumin happily skipped right through his effort.

“Hey!” He barked, finally making her stop, “Did you not see my picnic?!”

“Hm? Oh. That’s nice… explosion time, explo-”

“Oi!” Kazuma had no patience, grabbing the girl before she got too far and literally lifting her to the nice romantic spot he’d made for them.

“Kazuma, it’s explosion time! We can have sex on your blanket after!”

“I don’t want-!” He stopped himself, “You can wait until I’m finished romancing you!” Instantly he dove into his picnic basket,

“...romancing? Why?” asked a very confused Megumin before some items were shoved into her face, “Chocolate and flowers?”

“Yeah!”

Megumin examined the boxes she’d been given. “...does the chocolate have your cum baked in or something?”

“Wha-?! No! It’s, like, the real stuff! I bought them for you!”

“Oh, okay. With how much of our life has revolved around your penis recently I just assumed…” She replied, tailing off while looking at the items again, “Thank you, Kazuma. You have wooed me. I am amazed at your ability to woo me. I always am so blown away by your efforts, and your handsome face, and your-”

“Just go do your explosion already.”

She was away before he’d finished speaking, “Thanks Kazuma! Those chocolates will taste great after I’ve unloaded!”


Returning to the mansion, Kazuma sighed. Megumin had just guzzled down the chocolates after exploding and they’d ended up doing it so she could explode again… and then she ate the flowers too.

Was that enough? Was he destined to fail as a boyfriend?

Part of him felt embarrassed by his plans and was wondering why he was truly even bothering, but upon seeking and seeing his beautiful blonde babe’s cute af smile his motivation was rejuvenated, “Darkness! Maybe you’ll prefer your gift!”

She looked around, a bit confused about what was happening before asking, “Sex?”

“No, poetry!”

“Sex poetry?”

“REGULAR poetry!” He huffed, brushing off the crumpled piece of paper he had in his pocket, “Erhem. O noble knight of armored grace, With shining hair and steely face. Your heart so pure, and will so strong, protecting us, when things go wrong. Roses are red, Violets are blue, be my valentine, oh won’t you?”

Darkness tried to look impressed, and touched, yet truly everyone’s a critic. “...shouldn’t there be a part where I’m groveling in the dirt, begging for mercy? Or bleeding as I protect you from a horde of goblins? Where’s the part where you call me a shameful, perverted meat shield and then spit on the ground in disgust?”

“...”

Kazuma quietly walked away, feeling like he’d lost somehow. He vowed to never write poetry again.


“Why did I think you could handle a romantic dinner date?!”

“Kashuma! Drink wit me! HIC! It’ll make the sex shooo much better!”

“This is why Michelangelo hates us dining here! I'm never going to be able to date fancy ever again!”


“Kazuma?”

After sulking in his room for the majority of the evening, Kazuma was surprised to see three sets of sexy lingerie below three worried faces staring back at him.

“Are you feeling okay?”

“We were worried about you.”

“Is the pressure of the harem getting to you?”

“I…” Slowly they began to circle him, the thumping in his heart feeling oddly pervasive as he almost struggled to face their worry earnestly. “...you guys are all happy, right?”

It took them off guard a little, looking between each other before replying, “Of course!”

“Yeah, Kazuma! Don’t be silly!”

Megumin looked unsure, “Unless… are you… not?”

“I am!” He quickly defended, perhaps too quickly, feeling like the pervasive premonition kept creeping into his mind… “But, like, you’d still be happy with me if we couldn’t, you know, have sex?”

Again, they were surprised, and before anyone could reassure him, Aqua quietly said, “Heal.”

“My dick’s not ill! This is a hypothetical to prove I’m not some one note sex machine to you three!” He growled at her.

“How strange,” said Darkness, tilting her head at him with an almost bemused expression, “I spend so long thinking I’m not good enough for you, it feels odd that you’d even consider the opposite.”

“Sex isn’t everything, Kazuma.” said Megumin, jumping on him lightly to place her head on his shoulder, “I obviously really like it, but if we never did it again then I’d still love you.”

Aqua’s head hit the opposite shoulder, snuggling into him, “Same! We could go on adventures again if you’d prefer! I haven’t had to revive you for ages, hehe~”

“Looks like you’re stuck with us, my love.” Darkness purred as she climbed onto his front, leaning her head down onto his chest to complete the fully body hug they had. Kazuma was clearly fighting back his emotions, hiding his tears in Aqua’s hair while returning the hug.

“God… okay, cool. I don’t wanna stop having sex, by the way.” He said, earning a happy squeeze by the three of them, “Though, yeah. Snuggling tonight sounds good. If only we could watch a movie, right Aqua?”

Somehow she was already falling asleep, “Mm… I used to watch a bunch from my chair… human stories are so funny…”

Seeing her chance, Darkness wanted to be useful in a way she didn’t fully understand, “Well, normally Kazuma’s bed has the same viewing abilities as Aqua’s chair.”

They’d spend the rest of the night quietly curled up together, even if Megumin and Darkness’ minds were blown by the Ghibli movie that Kazuma found. His new bed was able to tap into his old world and pick a random person’s life to watch. Just a wholesome night of the four together with nothing lewd happening for once…

And in the morning Kazuma fucked them all hard as thanks.


Story 4 (Heaven Sent)

It was rare for Kazuma to want to die these days.

With such a wonderful harem–and both Aqua and Chris at his beck and call–visiting the Gods for more blessings seemed unneeded.

Though when Divane claimed she’d been contacted by her former subordinates requesting religious rumpages from Kazuma? Well, how could he ever deny the goodness of Goddesses, temporarily severing his ties to the mortal realm to spread his virtuous seed amongst the Heavens?

With his human body currently possessed by a loyal succubus who wished to try out Kazuma’s endless stamina, his soul was free to traverse to the other side. Where he was already greeted by a drippy slit begging to be rammed into.

Eris waited on her chair, dress flipped up to reveal her ample behind, long legs spread apart and inviting, all with a tiny bite of her lip as she eyed the rapidly derobing man.

“You didn’t wait long, my Lucky Lady.” said Kazuma, already inside Eris’ cunt before properly saying hello.

“Shhh!” Eris hissed, trying to follow her own hush but moanaculaly failing. “I t-told you the wrong time so I could -nn- get a quickie in before the others!”

Kazuma chuckled at the brazen sluttiness of his favourite demure Goddess, giving her a righteous ass slap that sent quivers through her body, “Aww, wanted some alone time with Kazuma? Does your daily divine dickings not satisfy thine thief side enough?”

“I-I couldn’t let a chance like this slip away…” Eris panted, her body melting into her own chair, “S-soul sex… f-feels like fucking without a condom… but everywhere…”

Kazuma could feel it. The rawness of his plaps, grinding up the gushing walls and making his spine shudder in pleasure. Though after such a world class buffet his harem provided, he couldn’t exactly claim it surpassed slimes, succubus, and stupid blonde slits. If anything, it was just Eris that was making this experience soar.

It had been many occasions that Kazuma would dream of taking this literal dream girl on her own giant chair. The times he wished to just stay here, rather than deal with the woes of his three party members. Thrusting into the welcoming slit of the only girl that was consistently nice to him and his troubles. Now he got to see her naughty side. That open mouthed, beautiful face sweat and moan from his rapid cervix slaps. It only encouraged him to flip her around and start kissing her front, nibbling at her neck while Eris encouraged every dirty thought to sully her body. Kazuma thrusting down onto her pelvis as her legs wrapped around his body.

Kazuma had no idea if he was making the Goddess pregnant as his (technically) ghost-sperm gushed out of him. Admittedly, he had no idea how any of this worked. For all he knew the sperm that leaked out of her pussy, down her chair, and onto the star speckled floor, didn’t somehow… leak into real space.


The long outstretched corridor of the Gods was a truly wondrous sight. The clouds that they stood on were pure white fluffy bridges, somehow looking even purer the higher into the proverbial sky it climbed. Kazuma tried not to look too close into the pure celestial infinity that climbed forever above him, it kind of gave him a headache. Still, having been mind controlled last time he visited, Kazuma finally got to adore the majesty of Heaven properly.

For about five minutes before he was pulled away into a bedroom for sex.

Godly orgies weren’t a new invention. Certain collections of deities certainly had more claim to erotic fame–Kazuma was perhaps lucky that Dionysus was a few hundred stories above him–but others kept it fairly tame.

Divane had run a very tight ship when she ruled her pantheon. While verbally she signed off on it fine, sex/fraternising was not something she particularly entertained in practice. If any gossip got around of two deities getting in on that didn’t include Divane? She would be absolutely livid that she was upstaged in her own home. Kicking out or even depowering deities just to prove a point of how amazing she was. It was why she didn’t even allow the male Gods into her group, just to stop any chance of them choosing a different Goddess (she wasn’t as hard on lesbian flings that flew mostly under her radar).

After she had been taken from Heaven by Darkness, Palutena’s pantheon prepared persistently for Kazuma’s return. The new ‘bedroom’ that he’d been dragged into was a converted space from one of the meeting rooms, now decked out in the softest of pillows, quilts, mattresses, sheets, angelic harps, you name it. Not only that, but the Goddesses were hungry. The normalities that affected their senses demanded daily masturbation directed to that one human with the huge cock, and each orgasm they received from those thoughts increased their affection towards him.

Having all that power thrown at you would drive lesser men insane. Yet Satou Kazuma, after being brought to the brink of insanity by his insane friendships and hardships, could only revel in the glory of holy rewards. Using his magical pleasure giver to thrust, fuck, suck, and corrupt all the slutty Goddesses he could.

Eris and Axis were the only two major religions he’d properly encountered down on that other world. So Kazuma was surprised to learn about the different deities as he made his way through the bedroom.

There was the girl he’d met previously, Yethal the purple skinned Goddess of Thunder, who had taken charge in kissing him as soon as Kazuma walked through the door. Yethal had taken it upon herself to be the girl introducing him to the others, waiting for her turn while watching him work right beside him.

First was Avenne, Goddess of the Harvest, someone Kazuma initially thought was a big pile of dirt when he walked in. Avenne had tanned skin covered in huge patches of mud, grass, and various plant life growing out of her. A quiet girl with shy eyes, braided yellow hair, and a very well grown pudgy body that Kazuma enjoyed rippling when he fucked her. She spent most of the time making sure Kazuma was well fed and ‘growing properly’. Feeding him carrots, courgettes, and potatoes almost constantly, whenever he didn’t have a pussy to eat of course. Kazuma wasn’t even sure it was affecting his non corporeal form, but Avenne’s eyes lit up so much when he ate that it was hard to turn her down.

Solane, Goddess of the Sun, was hot. Not that he was allowed to look directly at her, only able to see her either from a distance or through squinted eyelids. It felt odd to put his hands on skin that was literally on fire and not feel burned, that natural human fear was difficult to ignore, but she made up for it by treating him to steamy erotic burning sex that tightly squeezed his cock. The way Solane rode him lit up the room more than any were particularly prepared for, apparently Aqua’s leaving had increased Heaven’s daily fires two thousand fold.

Kazuma was happy to get another bookish girl to make cock stupid in Lexia, Goddess of Knowledge. Not that it was particularly difficult with a mind as scatterbrained as hers. Turns out, having the sum of human knowledge in your brain that’s constantly updating makes it difficult to concentrate on the here and now. If anything, sucking on Kazuma’s dick was the longest Lexia had focused on anything in decades. Her smile when she received the knowledge that Kazuma’s thick cum had already impregnated her was something else…

Crustelle, Goddess of Freshly Baked Bread. It was around here that Kazuma was wondering why there were such specific deities. Not that he complained to Crustelle, she was too much of a well baked MILF to do much talking to her at all. The thick piece of breaded meat felt so good to bury himself into, smelling exactly like the substance she governed. Always rubbing his hair as he thrust into her slices, only ever swearing once at the peak of her pleasure (that is, Kazuma assumed ‘sourdough’ was a swear of hers).

Kazuma really had to bite his tongue when he met Gallopina, Goddess of Travelling By A Horse, and Molare, Goddess of Oral Hygiene. He didn’t want to upset these deities by doing his usual straight man shtick, instead just focusing on using his straight man-stick to keep them all happy. Besides, between the plucky firm Gallopina riding him, and the studious Molare using her tongue to explore every inch of his mouth, he found he didn’t have much to say anyway.

Pawmeow, Goddess of Cats That Ignore You But Still Want To Be Pet. Kazuma at least got to roll his eyes on that one, seeing as the Goddess it was attached to kept prowling around behind him. She had short orange and white hair, wearing a loose brown hoodie and nothing else, and kept approaching before being scared off again. Kazuma watched Pawmeow throughout, getting snacks in solitude, licking up the cum he deposited in other holy crotches, or pretending to clean herself whenever he looked over at her. Only when ‘taking a nap break’ did he find that the catgirl had approached close enough for him to gently stroke her hair… and once she started purring he had her for nine rounds back to back. Sometimes not even cumming inside of her, to make her feline sensitivity rise until she was clawing at the pillows.

Kazuma would have absolutely yelled in protest at Drowzell; Goddess of Getting To Sleep In Another Five Minutes, had he not seen the absolute size of the girl first. He’d expected the hulking muscle girl to be the ‘Goddess of Protein’ or ‘Gains’ or ‘Working Out Too Much’... not sleeping. But it turns out, when everyone prays to you every day for those five minutes more, you become one of the strongest Goddesses around. Not that Drowzell liked that. A lazybones by nature, her massive form just seemed wrong on the sleepyhead, having to burn some excess prayer while waiting her turn by doing pushups while she napped. Thankfully, Kazuma could always enjoy a hot muscle girl, and had a lot of experience in getting folded like a pretzel by such strong women.

He had his way with all of them. Using the normalities of his world to truly wreck their minds. Yet he never tired of a Goddess giving him an ahegao face, bringing her double peace signs up, and declaring him the victor over their pussy. None were able to escape from the waves of increased sensitivity that he could provide simply by thrusting into them over and over again.

While some of the Goddesses had no followers to hear their declarations of loss, this meant a more delayed gratification to those that were simply thought upon in times of need.

For example, Drowzell would give many human men and women a vision of her defeat. Whenever they prayed to her for five more minutes sleep from now on, they would recieve a powerful awakening orgasm as their minds were filled of the sight of Kazuma filling her pussy with his jizz.

After all that holy prayer, Kazuma only had one more Goddess to try.

Their green haired benevolent host had been staying back the whole time. Feeling like she needed to let her subordinates have their fun before joining. Even with all the sexual overlapping and redos, she finally found a chance when the dripping wet Kazuma began to approach her throne.

Yet just as he arrived, they were interrupted.

“Lady Palutena! I-it’s happening again!”

Kazuma turned. He hadn’t expected to see an angel that looked like a mirror image of himself standing there.

Though he was a little shorter and had wings, there were still some points of direct comparison that none could deny. The scruffy brown hair, the plain average face… the huge erect penis that looked identical to his own.

“Dang it, Pit. I told you that you had to wait until my guest leaves.”

“I tried, but this curse is really d-demanding, Lady Palutena!” He squirmed, holding his dick like it was a time bomb, “I don’t know why you won’t let me fight that chimera lady again! Maybe I can undo-!”

“No, Pit. You lost, end of story.”

“But you didn’t let me take any weapons last-!”

“Pit!” She snapped, getting embarrassed after seeing Kazuma’s understanding of the situation begin to reflect on his increasingly smug face. Just because she paid Sylvia to swap out Pit’s cock to a Kazuma brand demon dick so she could worship it properly up in Heaven… “Leave us. You can survive one day without my guidance.”

“Okay…” He sighed, looking rather dejected and upset before his shoulder was suddenly grabbed.

“I’m getting pretty used to sharing girls with guys that look like me. What do you say we team up against your boss, eh?”

Pit’s eyes lit up at Kazuma’s kindness, “R-really! Wow, thanks… uh, whoever you are!”

“Kazuma. And no problem, I can tell this one really likes the idea,” he sneered, taking his hand and collecting a good sample of her love juice from the spread cunt in front of them, “you can even take this oozy pussy.”

“W-what?! I-!” He stumbled on his words, “L-Lady Palutena could never-! I’m just an angel-! Hands are-!”

“Just do it, Pit!” Palutena snapped again, taking the angel by his top and throwing him onto where she was sitting before lowering herself down onto his cock, “You follow Kazuma’s command when we’re in here, got it?”

“Y-yes…” said Pit, feeling his aching cockhead rub against her entrance and barely registering anything else outside of that.

“Don’t worry, that ‘curse’ won’t be happy until you’ve seeded this bitch. Trust me.”

The pair were surprisingly in sync as they fucked Palutena into mind broken oblivion. Her loose gown falling to the hefty slaps of her jumping breasts, letting Pit’s budding crush on his boss bloom into a full blown obsession as his new cock was squeezed and squashed. All while Kazuma rammed into her holy rear, cushioning his hips into that ever plump behind.

Hours upon hours of venerated revelry followed. Taking samples of true pleasure from the Gods and leaving only his treasured baby batter in return. Teaching his new angelic doppelganger the ropes of cock mastery while basking in the debauchery that these slutty deities demanded.

Darkness granted them one extra day with her man, before going back up to Heaven to retrieve Kazuma herself.

After what she did to Divane, no one wanted to mess with her.

Chapter 117: Aqua

Summary:

Save your thoughts and prayers for our favourite useless Goddess~

Chapter Text

Story 1 (The Most Horrible Event In All Of History)

“NO! NONONONONO! STOP IT!”

“Hold her back!”

“LEAVE HIM ALONE! PLEASE! NO!”

“I said hold her-!”

“Sh-she’s so strong!”

“LET ME GO! I JUST WANT TO HOLD HIM! LET ME GOOOO!!!”

“Th-there’s three of us! How is she doing this?!”

Darkness frowned as Aqua crawled ever closer towards her. Even with Megumin, Sylvia, and Chris all holding onto her neck and arms respectively, she was still forcing her way forwards towards her.

All because Darkness was getting rid of her bubbly.

“Aqua… you’re a few weeks pregnant now. You know you can’t drink anymore.”

“BUT I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY ON THOSE!” She whined, trying to get just a single fingertip to touch the bottle, “THEY’RE MINE! I NEED IT TO SLEEP!”

“We all know you sleep-drink, but it’s not safe.” Darkness tried to reason.

“It is safe! I’m… a… GODDESS!” She snarled through the effort, “My baby will be a deity! It’ll be fine with a bit of booze, probably!”

The half-baked excuse didn’t deter Darkness, “Look, you’ll get them back in nine mon-”

“NOOOOO!!!!”

“JUST GET OUT OF HERE ALREADY!” Barked the three girls holding onto Aqua.

With one final pitiable look, Darkness took the cock ring portal up to Heaven to deposit the box of booze. It was the one place she would never be able to hunt down or dig up, like the last time they tried to hide it.

Collapsing to the floor, Aqua finally relented in a

“What’s going on in here?” asked Kazuma, immediately regretting his entry into the story as Aqua’s eyes locked onto him.

“You.”

“W-what-?”

Before he could even blink she was on him, slamming her fist into his chest with righteous anger, “You bastard, Kazuma! How could you be so irresponsible with your baby making!” She screamed, tears in her eyes while repeatedly slamming his chest with stronger and stronger hits, “Bastard! Bastard! Bastard!”

“O-ow! Aqua you’re huu…” His eyes bugged out a little too hard on that last hit that had included a Godly amount of force.

“...heal.” She mumbled, seeing the light return to his eyes again to then go back to slamming her fists, “Bastard! Heal. Bastard! Heal. Bast-”

“FUCKING STOP!”

Grabbing her wrists, it was clear she’d gotten most of her aggression out anyway. Just pouting in his grasp while he panted in lack of pain.

Aqua still gave Kazuma an upset huff. “Until these nine months are up, and I get my bubbly back, you’re going to let me drink from your penis any time I want. Got it?!”

“Yes! Fine! That’s already how it’s been working!” He grumbled back, letting go of her wrists to rub where she’d been punching him. She smiled, happy to skip off with him to a place where she could suck him off in privacy.

Though Chris, Sylvia, and Megumin were definitely scared of her now.

“If that is love, I fear her wrath…” mumbled Sylvia.

“Nine months should be nothing for a Goddess like her…” Agreed Chris.

“Even though I’m eighteen, maybe I shouldn’t start drinking…” Megumin shuddered.


Story 2 (Birthday Girl)

Beams of morning light gently caressed her form, stroking her naked skin like a trepidatious first lover, had she not been snoring louder than a rampaging tractor then Kazuma may have even called her heavenly. Still, this was her day, so he wasn’t going to bully her… too hard.

Looming over Aqua’s sleeping body, Kazuma quietly stroked his mighty manhood. The nuts that she loved so much swinging just over her chest as his cockhead readied its aim at the predetermined target.

“Alright… as requested, it’s wake up time, birthday girl!”

“GRKL!”

Her wide snore filled mouth had provided the perfect entryway to ram his length into her throat. There was a brief panic when she woke, a scramble of hands for just a few seconds before they grabbed his naked rear and guided him deeper inside.

“Oohh yeah, that’s the stuff.” Kazuma groaned, hips slowly rising and falling to fill his girlfriend’s throat, “I didn’t cum all of yesterday. Just for you. You better be excited, you cum dump Goddess!”

It was pretty obvious how eager she was from the way she took over thrusting duties. Head bobbing to her own motion and letting him rest on his knees while a pleasurable tingle ran up his spine. Aqua’s lips sucked tightly around his shaft, her tongue circled around his length to clean it, and her hands kept either groping his balls or fingering her own cunt.

Reaching back, he started helping out the birthday girl by rubbing her throat. Squeezing himself through her neck, making her sensitive insides even tighter around his aching shaft. He sort of wished he was facing towards her body for the better show, but then the weird angle had a sort of dirty thrill to it as well. Like he was jerking off with her mouth.

Aqua was so happy. She knew her birthday would be special, but to wake up with a full face fuck? This world was finally treating the Goddess properly!

The sour tastes ran through her mouth so thoroughly. Each motion of Kazuma’s boiling thickness felt amazing. The deeper he plunged the more sensitive she felt throughout her whole body, his precum smearing her clenching throat like it wished to impregnate every hole it could get its hands on. She swallowed those desires with gusto, knowing her two favourite boys would do it if they could. Inari Okami and Paul kept greeting her chin, marking their territory on her like they hadn’t many times before.

But even Kazuma had his limits, and soon he couldn’t stop that throat feeling too good for sense. “Well, Aqua. Here comes… your morning… CUM!”

Ah, the endless river of jism. Kazuma knew exactly how Aqua wanted her salty seed breakfast served. First, one retreats until the cockhead is aimed at her tongue. The flood would swirl around her mouth with each titanic pump of his nuts, instantly making her cum from just taste alone. Then he pushed forwards, adding a layer of extra sensitivity to her already eclectic electric orgasm. It also meant he pushed cum into her stomach while still pumping it inside her. Her cheeks stuffed, her nose dripping, her eyes always rolled back, Aqua was almost too easy to treat.

Yet as his orgasm subsided and he began to extract himself from her gullet, Aqua did something new.

“Hm?” He mumbled, noticing her grip on his buttcheeks, “What is it?”

Aqua held up two fingers while attempting a grin on her lips with his dick inside them. It confused him at first, thinking she wanted him to claim her Godhood again, only to realise, “Two more? You want me to nut two more times?”

“MMM!!”

“That’s… you know what? Fine. Don’t say I didn’t warn you though.” He chuckled, patting her stupid head while she still tried to swallow what he was leaking, “And let me just rotate around…”

He made sure to make it as awkward a rotate as possible. Practically dragging his nutsack from her chin all the way round to sit on her eyes instead. Feeling like he needed a new angle for his dick as well, Kazuma lowered himself forwards until he was sixty-nineing the Goddess.

They began again without more fanfare. Kazuma happy to provide the favourite cock for the birthday girl to suck, and Aqua happy that she got a full day to not have to share. She didn’t dislike sharing, but sometimes the greedy girl just wanted to see what it would be like if she’d realised she loved sucking Kazuma off back when it was just the two of them in the stable. Maybe she wouldn’t have gotten to meet such wonderful friends, but also she would have more cum.

His thrusts were now laced with the sauce she craved, and she could wrap her arms around his waist to help encourage deep plunges down her throat. She felt like she was drowning in pleasure, every second a growing desire to give into the madness even more.

Kazuma’s tongue licked, lapped, and plunged its way into her heart as well. She was never good at hiding her feelings, so her legs were flailing about the longer he sucked her clit and lightly fingered the holy asshole.

The second orgasm took even longer to suck out of him, but was no less full. If anything, Paul and Inari Okami were performing even greater feats since they were being stared at so thoroughly by her! She could see each pulsing quiver of the pair as they shot their loads into her waiting mouth. Her mind's eye imagining the x-ray of his balls simultaneously draining of jizz, while still refilling that wonderful taste for her as well.

She wasn’t much for praying–her bosses had big enough heads–but she couldn’t help but thank the stars for Kazuma jerking off so much before he died.

“O-okay… still want another?” The squirt covered Kazuma panted, trying to look under his hips to see if she wanted it.

Though Aqua’s face was truly smeared in jism and saliva, she still gave him the thumbs up.

“ALRIGHT! HERE WE GO AGAIN!”

To call this blowjob sloppy would be an insult to slop. Saliva and semen were stuck and stained to every part of the pair’s bonding. Kazuma had never figured out if Aqua could breathe underwater like she claimed she could, and hoped he wasn’t accidentally drowning the cum craving fool.

He just reasoned it was all the more reason to get cum number three over as soon as he could. Basically face fucking the Goddess through all the stickiness while increasing the pressure on her pussy as well.

Aqua did feel overwhelmed, but in all the best ways. It was like her brain had been filled with Kazuma’s cum, her tongue couldn’t move an inch without getting that wonderful taste in some shape of form. Either through unswallowed jizz or from the messy cock thrusting against her lips. All she could do was swirl her tongue around the intruder to not miss a single second of blissful blowjob.

Though she wanted to ask for more, Aqua didn’t have the strength to lift her arms and ask. Kazuma finally excavated himself from the cum hole, dragging a good few drips to run down her face and onto her already ruined hair and bed.

For a few moments Kazuma feared her lack of movements, but Aqua was just basking in the full semen splattered glory. Taking her time to swallow each thick clump.

“Phew, not gonna lie, I enjoyed that.” said Kazuma, wiping his brow with one of the many towels they had around the bed. “When you’re ready, come on out. I think Megumin wanted round two with you, and then Sena has something planned… ah, you’ll see.” And with that, Kazuma was gone.

This truly was going to be an amazing birthday for her.

After a moment, Aqua looked around, making sure no one was watching.

She then subtly got out a calendar, “As a Goddess, I deserve a whole birthday week…” She giggled to herself, writing in many new birthdays into the magic item. Just like she’d changed today’s date yesterday.

On day three, when she was discovered, Aqua was punished by being tied up and watching everyone else drink Kazuma’s cum.


Story 3 (Sweet Dreams)

Late in the night, after all the days fun had concluded in a sweaty pile, with piles of brasiers and boxers and busted nuts all surrounding them, lay two that stayed awake.

“And you promise that nothing will happen?”

Xara sighed an exasperated noise, “Yes, my blue gushing quim. As I have said yesterday, and the day before that, and every day over the last month! I promise, your dreams will be as quiet as you like.”

“Good. Good good good,” said Aqua, almost believing herself. She adjusted her cum covered lingerie and tried to snuggle back down into Xara’s waiting armpit. “Goodnight, Xara!”

Pointy fingers ran through blue hair soothingly, “Hmm, night. I hope soon we can heal your fear of dreams.”

“Fear?!” Aqua’s shrill voice hissed, making several other members of the bed tussle around, “Um, excuse me, I’m a Goddess! I’m not scared! I can easily handle a few dreams!”

“Amazing, it’s settled then.”

“...uh, what’s settled?”

Xara’s hand that usually shimmered pink energy before bed suddenly burst into a purple haze, “It’s been a while since I’ve given anyone other than Lady Lalatina a nightmare. Let’s get to the root of the problem, shall we?”


For the succubus queen, climbing into someone’s dreams was as easy as walking through a door. Her subjects hadn’t been trained in this ability–the strain on a human soul could be too much and so they were trained to only affect dreams from the outside–but for her she could do it with no fear of harming even the tiniest of feeble humans. She sometimes even did it unconsciously, slipping into explosive hellscapes or perverted paradises while she rested with her husband’s entourage.

But Xara had never been able to crack into the Goddess’ dreamscape properly. The holy power swimming in that body just stung too much. Had Aqua not been cursed with a nightmare then Xara could have perished inside the Goddess’ mind.

Which was ironic, considering where she was.

“Hmm… so this is Heaven…” the winged woman hummed, taking flight away from the door she spawned next to to admire the scenery. “How drab. One infinite hallway? Not the ‘spectacular visage’ that the angels drone on about.” She shrugged, looking from bottom to top with unimpressed tutting, “-Tch- Perhaps even they imagine a better place above them. I’m much happier below.”

With her review complete, Xara hovered back down to the doorway she’d appeared by. It wasn’t like she could explore far from where the dream host lay as it was. With gentle motions, she began to open the door.

A large and broken stage stood before Xara as she entered. Plants and vines sprouting from destroyed floorboards, leaving the scene like a shattered mirror of chaos. Crowds of shadowy figures silently watching surrounded it from all sides, unperturbed by the chaos. With a single beam of light coming down onto the figure sobbing upon it.

There were no audible sounds barring the crying, yet Xara could still hear the echoes of laughter that plagued the figure’s mind. Dreams often played fast and loose with reality.

“She only became a Goddess because of that stupid contest!”

“She didn’t even win it!”

“That’s right! That crazy punk Gaia totally won, but pissed off Divane enough to be sent to the human realm!”

“I heard Aqua was supposed to help overthrow Divane, but chickened out last minute.”

“How worthless can you be?”

“No wonder she doesn’t really have any friends.”

“How can things be so different… after one mistake?”

Xara heard that one properly, though it was struggling to get through the tears. She attempted to start walking towards the source before time began to rewind.

Dreams tend to flow from scene to scene, yet nightmares are notoriously cyclical. A trapped moment, letting you reflect on your worst insecurities and moments again and again. This was no different, as the plants rewound, the stage was fixed, and both Divane and Gaia entered the scene in front of a now standing Aqua.

So Xara sat down and watched. It wasn’t a long play, and perhaps there could be seen a cruelty in letting Aqua live out even one more cycle, but Xara knew understanding is often a good start to healing.

“Hmm.” She pondered as the main character was left weeping once more, “I like the characters, but the melodrama is far too much for me. Mistress Aqua! I have come to end this dream now!”

Even with someone from the real world walking up to her, the depression had taken ahold. “Leave me alone… I don’t deserve anyone…”

Stroking her chin, Xara frowned down at the unhappy deity. It seemed the girl had been hiding and bottling it in for too long. Lingering at the back of her mind after her run in with that demon to the point where a single nightmare had caused a minor collapse. Even exiting the dream could be a problem at this rate.

Without much else to do or say, Xara slowly took a seat on the stage next to her. Her wing slowly enveloping her mistress to protect her from the noises outside, though it was hardly soundproof.

“You once yelled at me about the conflict me and Sylvia shared,” said Xara, “You called her betrayal ‘a dumb argument from a gagillion years ago’. It’s funny. Sometimes all it takes is an outside perspective to make you realise you’re not even angry anymore. We live so long that even emotions can become memories, like they’re a sunk cost fallacy, not realising the emotions themselves faded long ago.”

Aqua sniffled, finally getting her face out of her knees to say, “I don’t get it.”

“What happened to this punky plant girl?”

“Um… ” Aqua looked over to the angry woman, “She became a human.”

“Was she happy?”

“I-I think so… she had a bunch of kids, played a lot of music…”

Xara nodded, “Perhaps enjoyed herself more than if she’d stayed a Goddess?”

“Maybe…”

“Then she’s a bitch!”

That took Aqua off guard, “A-whu-?”

“You helped make her life better, and she never talked to you again?! Some friend she turned out to be! Our Mistress Aqua doesn’t deserve such treatment!” Xara huffed.

“N-no… I was the one who betray-”

“Didn’t commit terrorism at the drop of a hat? And would you now become a human with this girl, knowing that anything could set her off on a lifelong strop? Give up your current friends and lovers and favourite Kazuma flavoured drink?”

“Well… probably n-not.”

Xara’s hand once more stroked Aqua’s hair encouragingly, “So why are you wasting time dreaming of her? Was this dumb argument from a gagillion years ago not just the favoured outcome for all?”

Aqua gave it a long thought. Perhaps longer than she’d ever thought about anything before, “I… I don’t know.”

With a point at the dream being reconstructed, Xara commanded, “If anything, you should yell back at that low iq, small breasted, inferior, green, fool!”

“Fuck you, Goddess.” Gaia hissed in rage.

“No!” Aqua yelled back, standing on her feet in defiance, “F-fuck you! I just wanted a friend to spend eternity with and do the talent show together, but you made me feel bad!”

“You tell her!” Cheered her emotional support succubus.

“I like that I’m a Goddess! I have a bunch of followers now, and a harem, and my own dildo collection, and I don’t need YOU!”

“Preach it, holy one!”

“And I get to have sex all day! And I have a baby with Kazuma! And I’m gonna have way more babies than you did!”

“We’ll pump them out of you!”

The dream version of Gaia looked so small now, shrinking in size before the might of righteous Aqua. The stage looked cleaner, the crowd silently clapping, all as Aqua took a determined step towards her.

“So never enter my sight again! You don’t even have the right to kiss my feet! NYAH!”

What was left of the world around them crumbled to dust after Aqua punted the tiny Gaia as hard as she could. She’d empowered her foot with holy energy, looking similar to her Goddess Requium. The fake Heaven shattering into a million pieces from the impact, leaving only an empty white void for the two to stand in. The same one Kazuma had pronounced his love to her in.

Xara just whistled at the stunning display, “I’ve thought this many times before, but you’d make one hell of a demon.”

“R-really?” said Aqua, still panting from the exertion.

With a laugh, Xara picked up her Mistress and placed her on her shoulder, “After what I see of your Axis Cult’s dreams? No doubt in my mind, honey. I think you have what it takes to be a Queen like me.”

“I already own a Queen like you.” Aqua snarked back, causing a shared laugh between them as Xara began walking them towards nowhere in particular. “Hey… while we’re in my dreams, can I see what being a demon would be like?”

“Now you’re talking!” Xara clapped, quickly taking off from the ground to begin creating her next masterpiece on such a lovely empty canvas. “Who needs peaceful dreams anyway?”


Story 4 (FutAqua)

It had taken a bit of convincing from Sylvia in order to corrupt Aqua’s morals far enough for this event.

Or at least, that’s what Aqua wants the world to believe. In truth, all it took was a waitress at the tavern mentioning that they had tried the futanari life for a fun evening that the Goddess folded immediately. Hunting down the tall dark skinned girl in her mansion and demanding that she get a turn being the dicked one.

“Well, your genitals are scanned now.” said Sylvia, not removing the tentacle from Aqua’s crotch, “After this I can change you back to your vagina when you’re done being a shemale.”

Aqua beamed, “Nice! This will be fun, I don’t have to wait for Kazuma to be done having sex with Darkness or Megumin, I can have his penis all to myself!”

“Sure… but be warned. I’ve seen the power of that dick Kazuma has, it’s driven many to near insanity from the level of lust it forces upon you.” she said in a wary tone, “Even I lose myself to the sheer horny drive when I equip it…”

“Pft, whatever. I’m a Goddess, which means I’m much more resistant to mental attacks than any human or demon.” She casually brushed off, “I’m just going to have some fun having Kazuma’s penis all to myself! Oh! It’s on!” Aqua exclaimed, letting the tentacle escape back to its master while she whipped her new dick back and forth. “It really is heavy, isn’t it? What a funny feeling! Haha!”

“Okay… good luck…” said Sylvia, deciding to abandon Aqua’s room as she helicoptered her new dick around.

Aqua had already forgotten her. Instead of sitting on her bed while admiring the heft of her cock, the way it slapped onto her leg, and the feel of her new balls, “Wow, clone Paul and clone OKAMI, you two behave now that I’m in charge, okay?” She ordered with a squeeze, feeling a surge of pleasure run through her, “Oh, wow… that felt pretty good…”

More squeezes, more jolts up her spine. She could feel the hefty mass of liquid beginning to amass in her balls the more she fondled herself.

“Oohhhh… w-wait a minute… fff-nnngghh…” her sentences continued to trail off the more she touched herself. Moving from her new orbs in her legs to the orbs on her chest, tightly squeezing her melons, then after one final loud whine…. “Kaazuummaaa!! Your penis is t-too angry at meeeee!” She gripped the cock.


Knock Knock

When her knuckles hit the wood, the door swung gently open by itself. Having clearly not cared to be closed, as Chris carefully crept inside, “Hey, Aqua? Kazuma said you were in your room, and I wanted to chat about-Oh my Goodness!”

Naked and caked. If there were a nickel earned for every time someone had walked in on the Goddess like this recently there’d be quite the wealth amassed. But this was Chris’ first time, and the first time anyone had walked in on her gripping her own penis as it shot yet another load of jism up into the air.

Aqua herself was just a mess of cum. Eyes rolled back, hair drenched in it, body barely even visible under the thick white substance that just coated her. If not for her frantic hands still stroking then it could almost be seen as a blanket.

Chris’ senses were hit with a harsh blast of sour stench and manly aroma. Common sense dictated she leave, but the pheromones swirling around drove her to linger just to smell Aqua’s room more.

And that single moment she’d soon regret.

“Grrggglghh…” The raggedy cum stricken Goddess gargled the latest batch of her favourite substance. Feeding her own perpetual jizzing machine as the taste shuddered through her soul. The temporary lucidity she felt during the post-nut-post-cum-gargle-clarity let Aqua’s eyes focus on the warm inviting cum dump that had just walked into her room. “Puuuuuussssyyyyyyyyyyy…”

The word sounded like it had been belched by the lava demons of Hell. Making Chris back up and stumble into Aqua’s dresser, “A-Aqua… y-you’re scaring me…”

Dripping onto her floor, the woman crawled out of her cum swamp towards her fellow Goddess. Thick oozing club bobbing menacingly like a missile towards Chris’ cunt. Lumbering towards her, admiring every inch of lithe thief… the flat stomach, the cute hair, the wide hips. In that moment, Aqua may have even switched to the Eris sect if it meant she could fuck the cute piece of meat in front of her.

“A-Aqu-MMPH!”

Chris could have probably gotten away, but a big excited part of her wanted to see this through.

Hours of Kazuma’s jizz splattered against Chris’ body as Aqua wrapped her in a tight bear hug. Rubbing their bodies together and totally ruining Chris’ thief outfit with the thick white cream stains. It was hard to really worry about that when jizz was pouring into your mouth, a solo snowball straight from Aqua’s cum soaked tongue.

The Goddess’ strength easily ripped open the tight booty shorts keeping her from her prize. It didn’t even look like she was in control with her eyes rolled back. Kazuma’s dick could smell the ripe fertile breeding ground it would soon be thrusting into, guiding Aqua’s movements with fervent desire.

Chris was being bombarded by tastes, touches, and pheromones. The soft and squishy Aqua that she often admired yet rarely got to enjoy in their shared orgies, combined with Kazuma’s diamond hard flesh pole she could never deny her arousal by. Now that girl was cupping under her leg to stretch out her athletic legs as far as they would go, still pushing against the wall like she planned to ram Chris through it.

Neither particularly knew why Aqua waited while her cockhead was at Chris’ opening. Maybe some last semblance of sanity trying to cling on, but more likely it was just confirming that she could go as deep as she could in a single-

Thrust!

“MMHNGH!!” Chris gasped out, her taller captor shuddering against her body from first contact, “A-Aquuaa~!”

Never had the blue haired Goddess felt her pleasure so concentrated on a single spot of her body. Getting fucked by Kazuma was always a full sensory affair. Your mind melted, your breasts sparked, your womb burned with pleasure. It let her lose herself and turn off her mind so easily. But fucking as Kazuma had all that focus in on her cock and force her to act in the moment to keep the waves of euphoria spreading out through every thrust.

It made her body curl around Chris like a hand gripping its most precious partner. Hooking her chin on her shoulder, clamping fingers down on her back, keeping Chris’ leg raised to get that sweet angle that let her have total access to the girl’s full pussy breadth. The warm velvety walls of that cunt felt so much better than her hands, practically begging her to unleash the thick payload her nuts were churning.

And of course, Chris was losing her mind too. Hard not to when that cock could still increase her sensitivity over and over again. Making all of Aqua’s sour semen stenches that much more potent in her mouth.

All she could do was grip against the goopy tidal wave and ride its wild slams against her cervix.

Just because she wielded his dick didn’t mean Aqua fucked like Kazuma. Especially when she was this desperate and needy to get off. The strength was increased, but the precision felt off. Aqua was just a bull in a china shop, her cock grinding and slamming wherever it pleased.

All while Chris clamped down around Aqua with increasing tightness. Practically melting her holy onahole after minutes of fast paced hip shakes.

Yet Aqua just kept going, needing so desperately to feel the strength of a man’s orgasm while unloading herself into a needy cunt.

The shudder of her spine, the inability to make words, the absolute burning heat coming from her pole. Yeah, this was the closest Aqua would be to being a guy fucking a hot girl alright. Finalised with her inability to tell her partner when her orgasm was ripping through her.

“KAH! AAAHHH! FFUCK, AQUAAA!!!”

Adding to the ridiculous amount of jizz already sticking to her skin, Chris’ baptism of cum became fully realised as her senior Goddess started spurting against her cervix. Her raised leg struggling and spasming in Aqua’s grasp, needing to curl herself around her more to just stay balanced through the explosive orgasm that they were sharing.

Chris finally had a chance to rest as she fell to the floor in a heap. Her eyes glazed from pleasure, she barely even registered that she was cleaning Aqua’s phallus almost subconsciously. Smearing her own juices on her cum covered lips while her rival loomed over her.

Yet after the deed was done, Aqua’s Goddess energy still powered Kazuma’s already incredible cock. Unable to do anything but exit her room as Chris fell into a satisfied slumber…


And of course, her first target was the blonde reading next door.

“AQUA!” Darkness screamed, wrapping her legs around her lover while giving her enough room to thrust in from above. Aqua’s sticky body latching onto her like an angry jellyfish. Mostly just nerves, barely there cognitively, but instinctively a perfect being. “Oh god! K-keep going!”

It was wild and hot. One of Darkness’ favourite things of this new world she’d made was people walking into her room to fuck her. Kazuma’s loving fucks, Megumin bullying her, Sena’s surprisingly sadistic stress relief, Luna’s tongue baths, Xara probing her dreams for her ‘pink mind’s sexy dreams, and of course, Aqua’s indulgence of her body. Initially, Darkness thought Aqua had just walked in with her favourite double ended dildo already lodged in her cunt–something she’d done previously–but after the boiling rod poked her deepest reaches she knew what was happening.

Now they were roughly fucking with the strength to level the whole mansion. Spamming her love button with a cavalcade of merciless ground pounds.

Aqua’s face was buried in Darkness’ right tit, letting the left one bounce between her shoulder and Darkness’ chin over and over again. Shame had left the debaucherous mansion’s walls long ago, yet Darkness couldn’t help but feel like a hopeless maiden as Aqua thrust into her.

Sperm once more surged like a river into the unbreakable crusader’s cunt. The healer would be a true lifebringer had their leader not implanted the same seed earlier. But then, this was far from her only stop tonight.


Only Bova was still standing by the time Aqua had walked through the monster girls standing in her way.

Though ‘standing’ may be a misnomer. She was at least conscious as the Goddess rammed into her from behind, yanking on her tail and making the minotaur moo her thick praises. Compared to the others it was perhaps the most noble position left.

A pile of slime that was struggling to keep its pink colour from all the white dumped into it. A zombie pouring her head, emptying out the last of the ooze dripping from her neck. A harpy lazily licking her wings so she can hopefully fly in the morning, with her friend the frog using her tongue to clean the other. A pair of purple and red lamias, tangled in tails, lying boob to face while gently sucking opposing areola. And lastly, the mind flayer sleeping on top of the dryad, seemingly peaceful but unable to stop the rivers of cum flowing from their cunts to ruin the serenity.

It wasn’t like Kazuma never did this to them either, but he had grown less bullyish towards his monster mansion. Letting the girls come to him to satisfy their cravings while he only took the occasional kingly initiative to their bodies.

The dynamic suited them fine–happy to start spending more time learning how to act around the humans that weren’t built to fuck them non-stop–but sometimes they missed the whirlwind. The true fire of an unstoppable orgy their animalistic sides craved.

Aqua provided and then some. It was why Bova was holding on so long, clawing at the walls while the smaller woman used her incredible strength to push her further into it. Sweat pouring off her vast jiggly tanned skin, running down the breasts that crashed back and forth below her the hotter the cock inside her burned.

Even Minotaurs may fall beneath the power of the Heavens. Aqua trudging away from her mansion’s living room in dire need of a bath, yet the erection drove her on.


“Mind broken Wiz… cum filled Megumin… she’s been through here.”

Sylvia’s hands ran through the cum trail that splattered out of the women, taking the time to lick her fingers as if she was truly a hunter.

“Obviously.” laughed Divane, finishing the detective vibe by being the leashed dog she was paired with, “I’m glad little Aqua’s having some fun. Are we here to collect her now?”

“She’s already fucked everyone in the mansion and the succubus cafe.” said Sylvia in a much more serious tone. “Aqua is subconsciously healing herself, rejuvenating her lust in an endless cycle. If I don’t remove that penis from her soon we might lose her mind forever.”

“My my… that is dire for the little thing. So why did you bring me?” Sylvia’s face said everything Divane needed to know, “YES! I get to be a distraction! A pawn in your machinations! You’re truly letting my pussy sacrifice its flesh to my old subordinate!?”

Sylvia sighed, pulling on Divane’s leash as they marched forwards, “The deed shall be done.”


It took nearly an hour before Futanari Aqua was finally put to rest. She’d nearly gotten through the entire ‘Guild Evening Book Club’ before Sylvia and Divane managed to pin her down and remove the cock.

Laying in the cleft of Divane’s rear, the girl looked almost peaceful as she suffered the world’s biggest post nut clarity. Had she been awake she could have unlocked the secrets of the universe, yet she simply snored away instead.

Chris, Darkness, Megumin, and others would all use Sylvia to get their revenge by growing their own cocks and using them on Aqua. Not that she minded that sweet tasting revenge much at all.

Aqua would also later claim it was her that seeded the next several pregnancies, until Kazuma made fun of her being the dad.

Chapter 118: Megumin

Summary:

The late arrival, our favourite nubile explosion wizard is here!

(Also thanks to 0neSw00dGuy for the help on this chapter!)

Chapter Text

Story 1 (Daily Explosion Hunger)

"Do you guys have to have sex every damn second of the day?"

It was a valid question. Not one that anyone in the room could answer, considering the positions they were caught in. Sena and Luna were giving Kazuma a double titfuck while getting eaten out by Aqua and Wiz, all while Kazuma himself had Chris grinding away on his face. Some of the girls didn't even bother stopping, though some seemed embarrassed to be caught by Kazuma's girlfriend's rage.

"There's more to life than just putting Kazuma's dick in your holes! There's a whole wide world outside!" growled Megumin, walking over to open the curtains to Kazuma's room. A blast of solar radiation making them wince in shock, though this still didn't stop everyone's fun. "We could be out there doing quests! Aren't we still in the red for future pregnancies?"

"Kazuma will figure something out." shrugged Luna, continuing to pump her huge breasts against his cock.

"It... it doesn't h-have to be today..." agreed Chris, biting at her thumb to grind harder on Kazuma's tongue.

Peering out from Sena's ass, Wiz asked, "Did... did you want to join us, Megumin-chan?"

Megumin couldn't even get the rage up towards Wiz's cute question. A blush forming on her face when she smelled the telltale stench of Kazuma's cum spurting up and covering Sena and Luna. These girls were too far gone. There was no saving them from this after Kazuma had baked their brains in cummy pleasure.

It wasn't like Megumin disliked sex. Whenever she did join she knew she'd get wrapped up in Kazuma's pace and spend the whole day in pure ecstacy. Even now the pheromones were getting to her, making her panties a little too damp to keep on, but she had goals beyond having sex inside every day.

"Hey guys, sorry we're late~"

Two women who Megumin hadn't really been properly introduced to walked in. The dark haired busty bruiser that had tried to 'dominate' Darkness, and the flowery healer girl she was dating. Bringing with them some bottles of water to hydrate the growing orgy. (Oh, and Yunyun was there too.)

Neither really expected Megumin to grab them by the arms and drag them out the room.

"You two! Take me out for my daily explosion, now!"

Tifa blinked, unsure what was happening and too heavy to really be moved by the younger wizard, "U-um, but we-"

"Harem order!"

Both of them looked at each other, letting Aerith shrug with a smirk, "Well, if it's an order guess we gotta. Right, hun?"

"Well, okay then. It's been a while since we took a nature walk."

"Wait! What about me, Megumin?!"

"Do what you want, Yunyun."

And with that, the three of them headed out the mansion.

With Yunyun hurrying behind them.

Leaving the orgy to continue, and Kazuma to finally escape Chris' pussy to ask, "Was Megumin here?"


The walk to her favourite crater filled field was a nice one. The lightest splattering of clouds against the pure azure sky, butterflies and bees flying around the pure green grass they walked upon, it was truly picturesque. Plus, sometimes the group failed to realise just how sweaty their mansion had become in the last few weeks, so fresh air was a godsend. Tifa and Aerith holding hands and giggling while they walked, with Megumin and Yunyun bickering the whole way through.

Throughout the walk, Tifa did notice that Megumin kept looking at her inquisitively. As if she was studying her. "Um, are you okay, Megumin?"

The wizard was silent for a few more steps up the green hill, "We haven't really properly met yet, have we?"

"I suppose not. My name is Tifa Lockhart, and this is my girlfriend, Aerith Gainsborough."

Megumin eyed her for a few more steps. Only for Yunyun to whisper, "See? I told you she wasn't!"

"Sush! You don't do it either!"

"What are you two whispering about?" Asked Aerith, sensing something fun brewing.

With a dramatic point, Megumin started presenting Tifa as if she was a specimen, “Red eyes, black hair, pretty face. You may have fooled Yunyun, but I know a Crimson Demon when I see one. I’d recognize our kind anywhere.”

"Oh wow, yeah that makes sense!" said Aerith, adding to the pile of Tifa's shock.

"W-what?! I'm not a-!"

Megumin frowned, "You didn't do a dramatic intro though, which makes me think something happened to you that made you forget your lineage. What kind of magic do you cast?”

"I don't-"

“Tifa’s more of a ‘punch wizard’,” said Aerith, giving a coy smirk towards her girlfriend. “She settles matters with her incredible strength. One time, me, Cloud, Jessie, and Barret all sat on a bench and she totally lifted it!”

"I don't know who those people are but WOW!" exclaimed a fast talking and starry eyed Megumin.

"That's incredible. I didn't know you could get punch wizards..." said Yunyun, who was also inspecting Tifa while they walked now and poking at her bicep.

“Aerith! You know I’m not a wizard!”

Megumin gasped, “Does that mean you were rejected by the clan due to your lack of magical abilities? You even have a cool Crimson Demon backstory!”

“Oh that’s not all. We commit major crimes to take down the corrupt officials of Elroad, with Tifa’s bar being our secret base of operations~” explained Aerith, enjoying the way Megumin’s eyes sparkled at her the more she encouraged the praise. “Isn’t that right, dear?”

"...well, yes, but-"

“Amazing!” Megumin exploded, quickly latching onto Tifa’s arm, “I wish I had you as my rival instead of Yunyun...”

"MEGUMIN!"

“Oh, you’re still here?”

Yunyun looked panicked and stressed, “Don't replace me as your rival right in front of me! I-I can have a cool backstory too! It's just having amnesia, right? Is there a rock around here...”

"Let's all calm down!" insisted Tifa, grabbing Yunyun before she did anything crazy, "Megumin, are we at your explosion spot yet?"

Looking around at the landscape, Megumin nodded, "Yeah, this place will do."

Before they had left, Darkness had given Aerith the 'Explosion Walk' kit. She hadn't really looked inside it, but considering it was just a picnic basket she didn't really seem to give it much thought. Grabbing the blanket from inside, she set it down at the peak of the hill, with Tifa and Yunyun sitting next to her.

Megumin stood alone against the evils of the empty field of grass. Energy crackled around her, that anticipation in the air was palpable, like the ground itself feared her presence. She took a massive inhale and sighed happily.

"Ahh! That's the stuff. Fresh air, open spaces, isn't this better than having sex inside?!"

"I have to admit, this is a nice change of pace," agreed Tifa, feeling the nice cool breeze poke around her cleavage rather than Kazuma's cock. "Maybe we have been having too much fun lately."

"I'm just always happy to get to spend some time with you," replied Aerith, rubbing Tifa's hand lovingly before adding, "And some time with your new rival too~"

"She's not Megumin's rival!" Yunyun exclaimed, "I-I'm the Crimson Demon chief, so I order you to not take her away from me!"

"I-I wasn't..."

"Oh! It's happening!" said Aerith, pointing over to Megumin's collected dark mana. The winds swirling around her the longer she spouted off her pre-magic speech.

"EXPLOSION!"

The elegant breeze that had been treating them all nicely suddenly rushed past their faces like a stampede of cabbages. Fire and ash splattered the land, adding one more massive hole to the litany of defeated grass patches. Megumin stood alone until she could stand no longer. Falling forwards from lack of mana onto the nearby grass.

Tifa was first to go over to Megumin, picking her up and bringing her over to the blanket.

"Feeling better?" Tifa asked.

"Yeah!" Megumin exclaimed happily, "Now who wants to fuck me first?"

That made both Tifa and Aerith blink.

"Excuse me?"

"Weren't you the one saying we shouldn't be having as much sex-?"

"Inside!" Megumin finished Aerith's sentence, "We should be doing more outside sex, so I can use explosions!"

The two of them just gave her a pitiable look of silence.

"Megumin get this way whenever she uses her magic..." Yunyun explained. Flipping up Megumin's skirt to reveal the sexy lace underwear underneath and the absolute tsunami of pussy juice leaking from it, "She acts like she hates sex, then after Explosion she's the hungriest girl I know..."

"Like you didn't come along just to use me like this," Megumin grinned, "Yunyun always sits on my face first while I can't mph!" She didn't exactly have to prove her point as her rival quickly mounted up. Rubbing her pussy against her mouth while the tongue dove deep inside her.

"Wow..." said Tifa, staring at Megumin's twitchy pussy in awe.

It was then that Aerith checked further into the picnic basket. Sure, there was some food, but mostly it was various sex toys.

She tossed a strap-on to Tifa, that bounced off her tits before she managed to catch it. "C'mon, honey. Show your new rival whose boss!"

Tifa sighed. Somewhere between the smouldering country side and the burning cunt outside she felt the picturesque day had been lost along the way. But, if you can't beat them...

Without Kazuma to wreck her strength with his cock, Tifa ended up dominating the other three quite easily with her skills. The Kazuma brand strap-on did help a lot. Whenever she gave Megumin an orgasm she was right back up to go perform another spell. Getting hungrier for more deep penetration by Tifa each time.

After the four girls had added even more explosion holes around the field, they headed home. Tifa had to carry Megumin the whole way, where the growing orgy from earlier welcomed them back with open arms for a lovely full day of debaucherous sex.

Just like how Megumin liked it.


Story 2 (Costume Thievery)

Mansion life had stabilised for Megumin. There had been an initial shock about having to learn a lot of new names, faces, and sexual positions. But in time those worries all changed into a life becoming more fun, friendly, and open.

Though, as life with Kazuma often did, things still surprised her.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

Darkness’ head snapped back. Her face almost immediately flushed as red as the clothes she had stolen. Mouth wide, fear dripping off her face, frantically looking between the Megumin that had walked in and the Kazuma she was straddling.

“I-! I-! I’M SORRY!”

With a click of her tongue, Megumin stomped forwards, “You really think sorry is gonna cut it?! How long has this been going on?!”

Kazuma shrugged, “About two week-”

“Three months!”

He gave Darkness an astounded look. “Wait, really? So even before us, you’ve been dressing… like this?”

Somehow her face looked even more pitiable. Now bullied from both sides, Darkness couldn’t even stretch her clothes up to hide her shame.

Of course, that’s because Megumin’s clothes were stretched to the limit as is.

Sitting on Kazuma’s lap, Darkness had stolen one of Megumin’s dresses to wear as a bit of extra cosplay fun. There was no hiding their differing physiology–something that continues to grind the wizard’s gears even after her growth spurt–as the big blonde with her bigger bust made Megumin’s cloak look painted on. The red cloth hugged her sizable curves like a snake coiling around its prey. Barely managing to cover even a third of her rump and the tips of her nipples at the same time. Milky melons looked only a soft breeze away from jumping out of their cloth confines, something that Megumin’s angry yanking seemed unaware of.

“Why did you take my clothes, you oversized harlot?!”

“I-I like the way they s-squeeze me? YIPE!” She exclaimed when Megumin slapped her on the tit, forcing them both to jiggle like crazy.

“Wear ropes then! I know you have plenty of them! And that doesn’t explain why this has been going on for so long!”

Darkness gulped, wanting nothing more than to hide, retreating into a ball to admit, “I… I wanted to feel a-as bold as you…”

Megumin took a pause. Giving the blonde a sassy eyebrow and frown, tilting her hips just to make the bigger woman flinch.

“Take it off!” She barked, watching Darkness shimmy the dress down past her huge areola before shouting again, “Oh, you think you can mock me by showing off your bigger nipples?! Cover up, you slut!”

“B-But-!” She tried to defend.

“I said take it OFF!”

Whimpers, confusion, and giggles from Kazuma. “She’s just bullying you, Darkness.”

“R-Really?!”

Megumin slapped his shoulder lightly, “Oh, come on! I told you not to ever tell Darkness when I’m bullying her! She goes from being the best target to the worst…”

“I-I can be a good bully target!” the blonde’s eyes were twinkling too hard for that to be believable in the slightest. “Oh! Please don’t complain about my body anymore, Megumin! I can’t stand the emotional turmoil! I’ll bend myself over backwards to hide from your unbearable attacks!”

Diving to the foot of the bed, she cowered with her head down. Of course, it was Darkness, so her ass was bare and her slit was dripping wet while wiggling back and forth.

Megumin shook her head, giving a face to Kazuma that visually said: “See?”

Kazuma was already hungrily moving over to her, “I dunno, I kinda like her like this.”

“Oi! Don’t penetrate her yet, Kazuma!” Megumin once more ordered, stopping his thick cock right on the leaky edge of her wanton pussy. “Darkness! If you’re going to dress like a Crimson Demon, then you have to talk like a Crimson Demon! Declare yourself the rightful Harem owner! Or else I’m gonna fuck Kazuma instead!”

There was a small pause after that. Darkness did not raise her head, perhaps hoping she could entice Kazuma to move a little forward with ass wiggles alone.

“...Megumin, I-I don’t like that kind of bullying…”

“Too bad.”

“Mmn!” She gasped out. Even if Darkness hated it, she also hated that she loved the feeling of being emotionally tortured as well. Of course, she loved that feeling too. It was a real snake eating its own tail situation. “I-I-I am Darkness! The-! AIP!”

A hand whipped down on her ass. Not enough to hurt her but to send a message, “Full name.”

A much deeper pout shot out towards Megumin, only to be instantly shot down. With a resigned and heated sigh, Darkness started again.

“I-I-I-I-I-I am L-L-Lalatina D-Dustiness Ford! The H-Harem Queen to Satou Kazuma’s rightful Kinghood! I am his unbreakable shield of b-burning resolve! The paladin of perdition! I am the harem’s very first! Some would see Kazuma as an undesirable, swaddled in cynicism and track suit sloth, yet I looked beyond the surface to tame his heart and claim his mighty meat! I am the taker of Satou Kazuma’s virginity, and the one who graduated him from NEEThood and p-proud bearer of his firstborn child!”

“Oi. Why does this feel like an attack on me?”

“Shh.”

Darkness continued, “E-Even with my status, I dress in Megumin’s clothes and act like Kazuma’s bitch because…Megumin is cooler, smarter, and more popular than me! My heart is weak and I have deep self-worth issues! Deep down, I believe that being a cum sponge for Kazuma is all I’m really good for-”

Megumin put her hands up to stop the rambling crazy woman. “Okay, that’s enough. This is just getting sad now.”

“Seriously.”

After a few blinks, Darkness’ face began heating up. “W-Was I saying that out loud?”

Megumin gave a brief exhale while shaking her smiling head, “You idiot.” She muttered, walking on her knees towards the cowering Darkness and bringing her head in for a hug. “I’m not gonna ruin the mood and go on a big speech about how worthy you are, or how much you’re loved by everyone. Instead, I’ll do things the Megumin way and let my actions do the talking. Kazuma? Sic ‘em.”

“Eh?”

He was airborne and tackling the cosplaying girl as soon as she was done talking.

Kazuma was all over her. He knew when to shower his girl with affection, pushing her to her back while kissing all over her face and neck. Darkness could only moan while his ever erect cock began slapping around her sensitive pussy. Thick melons were quickly vacated from their tight red trappings, jumping free to finally breathe in the open air.

“Be right back.” said Megumin, making her escape from the room while the focus wasn’t on her.

Already penetrating the cosplaying crusader, Kazuma wasn’t letting the pressure down for a second, “We gotta get you wearing more short skirts, Darkness.” he grinned, hands under her butt moving slowly up to under her knees to get her in a full nelson. “Your tree trunk thighs are so fun to spread when they’re in them!”

“Ahhn! K-Kazuma! H-How do you always feel s-so big no matter how many times you’re inside me…? F-Fuck meee!”

“Then fuck me! The best crusader!”

“And you’re sexy healer~”

Both their eyes went up to see the new intruders to the room.

The new ‘crusader’ did not look exactly dressed to protect anyone. Instead of wearing any armour, she instead only wore Darkness’ pure black body stocking, clinging like a glove all the way down her body. Blue hair cascading down her back, Aqua’s body was on full display in the nylon. Just under her red ribbon you could see her nipples perfectly pointing, and below that her camel toe was very pronounced. Perhaps this was the best way to portray Darkness these days. The only armour pieces were some arm guards and the feathery shoulder paldron.

Megumin, on the other hand, was wearing Aqua’s outfit. The chest had a bit of a give, much to Megumin’s annoyance, which is why her initial pose tried to show off her ass more than anything. Letting the flared hem of the blue skirt barely cover the bulbous rear mass underneath (not that Aqua’s lower half was any stranger to that kind of fan service). Perhaps most surprising, Aqua had managed to quickly style Megumin’s hair to resemble her usual style, even with accompanying hair beads.

“Well, Kazuma? Gonna fill up your Goddess with your favorite treat?” Asked Meguqua, flicking her tongue at him seductively.

“No way, you have to punish your crusader, Kazuma~” giggled Aquness, placing her hands above her head to really shake her loose body parts about, “Oh! And tie me up! I kinda like that now!”

“They make a compelling argument,” smiled Darkmin, legs wrapping around the back of Kazuma’s body, “But I still want you a little longer.”

He looked between the three, giving each a slightly strange look. Perhaps reverence at the camaraderie they all shared, perhaps love at the support they all had for each other and for him. Or perhaps… he was just confused.

“Why are you all acting like I need to fucking pick? We do orgies all the damn time, get over here already.”

After a beat, the other two agreed and hurried over to Darkness’ bed, with the promise of erotic madness soon to come.

“I’m just glad no one tried dressing up as me,” admitted Kazuma. “That’s a boner I don’t want to have.”

“I’m just glad no one tried dressing up as me, that’s a boner I don’t want to have.” said Kazuma.

All eyes went to the source of the sudden repetitiveness. The blue haired crusader giggling after such a perfect imitation of her boyfriend, then pressed glowing fingers against the two other women. “Ventriloquist!”

“Oh right, that skill that lets you mimic others,” said Kazuma.

“Oh right, that skill that lets you-”

“Stop copying me!” He barked at Megumin.

“Yeah, obviously we need to use it for our cosplays!” said Aqua in Darkness’ voice. Her eyes locking with the woman she was mimicking, “Crusades! Sword slash! Reserved moan! I will protect everyone with my big body! I think Aqua normally really likes cum!”

As Darkness was unable to make a rebuttal from the crotchal assault she was dealing with, Megumin seemed to be figuring out the skill too, “Woah, this is really fun! Behold, I am a Crimson Demon Goddess! Kazuma’s dick managed to claim my heart, and now dozens of my loyal followers think about him daily for intimate daily masturbation!”

Aqua was only annoyed by one part, “Oi. ‘Dozens’? Try hundreds, I’m a very well beloved Goddess!”

“I hold the power of the Heavens! I am…” Megumin slowly trailed off, looking embarrassed in giving a speech for the first time ever. Though it turned out, she was self-conscious in a different way, “D-Darkness? Do you have to be moaning in my voice…?”

Even with the two other cosplaying girls kneeling next to them on the bed, Kazuma didn’t stop in fucking his blonde busty ‘wizard’. Moaning away in a voice that wasn’t her own, her right tit was bouncing around wildly against her red clothing, while her left was jointly massaged by her fingerless-gloved hand and Aqua’s nylon covered digits. Juice was spurting out wildly from beneath the red skirt hem, giving Kazuma the natural lube he needed to slide deeper and deeper inside her aching lips.

Seeing that it was somewhat bothering the girl that had teased her, Darkness had a rare chance to go on the attack.

“Oh ffuck! KAZUMA! You fuck my tight pussy so GOOD! OHhHHHH! Fill my Crimson Demon pussy with your boiling virile spunk! Ahn! Ahn! NNNFUCK! Fuck me harder! H-HARDER!”

It was clear the weird sex talk was totally working on Kazuma, as his thrusts became harder and faster inside Darkness. Gripping her waist and going to town throwing his full weight into slamming that slit.

Meanwhile, Megumin had gone past Embarrassment City and was seeking Revenge Town. “Two can play at that game, Darkness.” She growled, turning to her boyfriend to latch her arms around his neck. “‘Kazuma, I’m just your nasty slut. A total bitch for your big meat. You ruined me for other men, this noble is totally devoted to your huge dick all day and all night.”

“Wow… that’s beautiful, Megumin. Hey Darkness, did you want me to write that down for your wedding vows?” asked Aqua.

Darkness was too busy enjoying the mix of humiliation and raw womb pounding to listen to Aqua, “Oh god, OH Gawwd! I’m so close! So f-fucking CLOSE! IIINnNNNEEEXPLOOSSSION!!!!”

Aqua instinctively ducked from the sound of ‘Megumin’ yelling that.

Darkness’ juices sprayed hard against Kazuma’s chest as her body totally convulsed in climax. His cum already close, the tight squeeze of her vaginal walls against all of his cock was too much, and he blasted her insides with a huge stream of jizz. Falling on top of ‘Megumin’s’ comfy chest pillows after he was done, curling over the sweaty garment in pure happiness.

“Cute,” the real Megumin huffed, “I guess I deserve that. But now it’s my turn!” She announced, dragging Kazuma out of Darkness to lay him on his back. Then Megumin got up and started wagging her uncovered ass in his face, taking his hands to force him to squeeze her ample rear. “Come on, Kazuma. Don’t you wanna make this slutty Goddess scream your name to the Heavens?”

It was a compelling argument. One that Kazuma’s cum covered cock couldn’t contradict, quickly raising to the sky the more Kazuma groped at Megumin’s rear. “Your throne awaits, ‘Goddess’.”

Megumin grinned, taking a hold of his thick beast to gently aim it at her cunt. The heat of their genitals touching made both of them shake in anticipation. They’d both realised that one of Megumin’s favourite manoeuvres was to full on slut drop as much of his length as she could in one go. Using your strongest attack on the first turn as it were.

“FFUCK!” ‘Aqua’ groaned after the drop. Rear still getting fondled by Kazuma as her throbbing insides accustomed themselves to his massive length. That electrical burning pulse feeling was what kept her doing this move so often, “Ohh~ God DAMN! Y-you’re so fucking big, Kazuma!” ‘Aqua’ continued, “So s-studly, manly, all the other Goddesses weep from jealousy that you took me from Heaven~”

“Yeah they are!” Aqua cheered. She had already locked in on her next cum filled target. Straddling the half asleep blonde to wave her own rear in front of her. “Oh brave Darkness, while I suck the tasty jizz from your cunt, do treat your own pussy to some of that sweet tongue loving, won’t you?” asked ‘Darkness’ to Darkness, tearing her pussy out of the nylon cloth to let her at it.

“I swear I had a dream like this once…” mumbled Darkness before her mouth was sufficiently too covered to say anything else.

The pair sixty-nined next to the rutting pair. Aqua, unperturbed by her own moans next to them, just wouldn’t stop licking and lapping, trying to catch the leaks of all the fresh favourite cum that poured out of her. “Mmm~. Darkness, your cute pussy is always, like, sooo tasty! I just wanna kiss these amazing lips all night long! Lum lum slluurp… ahh! I love it!”

Somehow the lack of attempting to emulate her speech patterns got to Darkness even more. Hearing her own voice speak with such genuine sincerity and unbridled girliness was a strange kind of twist on this current comedic formula. “Th-thanks…” She replied to her own voice, deciding to try and cover over Aqua’s speech with more licks up her cooch.

Thankfully, Megumin and her Aqua impression was also there to help drown her out.

“Kazuma! Kaaazummmaaa!” She groaned, her bouncing booty holding strong against the long pole wrecking her insides. “I can’t get e-enough of your fucking COCK! NnH! Haa! Fuck! Harder! Harder you bastard! Never FuCKING STOP!”

Her hips were becoming a fevered pitch. Usually when a dick was inside Aqua she melted her bitchy ways, so the usual saccharine voice portrayed in such a bitey way was also doing it for him. That tight pussy jumping up and down rapidly while her blue skirt bunched up around her belly, all before he filled that belly deeply with blast after blast of sperm.

She fell forwards on her face, and Aqua was able to see her ‘own’ butt twitching in post climax. A stream of jizz routinely squirting out of the well fucked slit.

Admittedly, once the four of them became this level of horny, it was hard for them to even concentrate enough to make words anymore. The fevered foursome devolving into a cacophony of messy clothes and sweaty moans, until they couldn’t even tell who was who anymore.

Though this event did spark somewhat of a new tradition. Cosplay sex where everyone traded clothes around and gained the temporary Ventriloquist skill.

Megumin made sure to stretch out Chris’ booty shorts with her ass, while she felt like her ass was exposed in Megumin’s. Only Darkness’ huge chest could stretch out Yunyun’s already stretched dress, while Yunyun kept poking at her nipple under the nylon. And Wiz wouldn’t stop trying to hide from the breeze her ass felt in Aqua’s dress, while Aqua refused to wear underwear under Wiz’s robe.

That wasn’t all. The pure white robes of Divane coating Syliva’s dark skin, Sylvia’s fancy red dress barely covering Musume’s breasts, who had her loose battle wear on Xara, who then had her tight fitting succubus swirls looking sinful on Divane.

And yes, even Kazuma got to try out cosplaying as Cloud while he wore a tracksuit. It was only fair.


Story 3 (A Mighty Signature)

It had been a building she’d been eyeing for months.

Owned by a scumbag noble with more wealth than sense. He’d driven away everyone from his maid barracks through his sexual harassment, refilling the building every few months before emptying it right back out again.

Megumin wanted to blow it up.

She wanted to blow most things up, obviously as it was her calling, but rarely did she get to explode for justice outside of monster fights.

But with how much wealth that noble had, Kazuma had ixnayed directly attacking a part of his estate.

But what if it wasn’t his anymore?

“See, Kazuma?”

“Hmm…” scratching at his chin, Kazuma really tried to find any flaw with the logic. But the magic around the pen she’d written with seemed to be iron clad even for his mind… “Well, your name is on it. I guess these maid barracks really are yours.”

“Ha! It worked!”

Kazuma grimaced a little at her, “...why’d you lend out your property to that creepy noble perv?”

“I-no! I…” She quickly defended before sighing, “Let’s just blow it up.”

After walking away to a safe enough distance, Megumin began to do her stuff. Kazuma wondered why she was so adamant to explode her own property, but he couldn’t really complain. Only hoping she didn’t miss and hit this noble’s mansion…

KABOOOOM!

“Ahh… that really hit the spot!” Megumin exhaled, feeling sexually, morally, and karmically just in her post-splosion orgasm. “Kazuma! I wanna blow up some more things! Fuck me to get me back up to full strength!”

“...” He twitched, looking downright terrified and furious at the same time.

“Kazuma?”

“WHY DID YOU BLOW UP MY PROPERTY!?!”

The fat noble had begun the chase after exiting his nearby mansion, thundering towards the pair on the hill. Kazuma quickly scooped up Megumin and attempted to run, the only logical course of action. Hoping that even with the added weight he could maybe outrun him and that he was secluded enough to never hear about the explosion crazy crimson demon.

Megumin was mostly just annoyed, “What the hell? That building was mine! It had my name on it!”

“You mean the signature you just EXPLODED?!”

“...”

“Run faster, Kazuma!”


Story 4 (Mom, Dad… I’m…)

It had been a few weeks since Megumin had come back to her house.

A lot had changed in her life since then–enough to fill several short stories, split between multiple chapters–it had been a rollercoaster of emotions and sexual conquests. Her quest to catch up with the others had been truly fruitful. Not only the endless gauntlet she’d had with Darkness, but all the days since then exploring her sexuality and the fun that came with it.

Yet only one thing could make her return to her childhood home with a belly full of more than just butterflies.

She felt the signs–morning sickness, slight fatigue, Sena’s jealous glares– and Aqua had confirmed it… Megumin had an announcement to make to her parents. The announcement. One she was sure they were expecting, but still wasn’t sure how to tell them.

“My Dad might kill you.”

“So you’ve said. Multiple times.”

Of course, she wasn’t going anywhere without her team.

Megumin turned to her boyfriend as they walked towards her house, “I’m the pride of his life, Kazuma. His little girl, and you defiled me.” She stressed while he rolled his eyes, “Be ready to bolt. Lurk powers at the ready. Even my explosion magic may not stop him for long. Maybe if we go back for Sylvia, we can-”

“Alright! I get it!” He hissed, taking Megumin by the shoulders and pushing her forwards, “No backing out of this by trying to make me nervous! We’re all being brave!” He insisted, having to put a good amount of force into the resisting wizard.

“If you get the life strangled out of your neck, I can revive you, Kazuma.”

“You’re not helping, Useless Goddess.”

“I don’t mind being strangled in your stead, Kazuma.”

“Would you two be more supportive of Megumin rather than doing your stupid running gags on me?!” He gave an exasperated growl to the two while pushing.

“Pft. Like my little sister needs any support. She’s the strongest girl I know!” Aqua brushed off, “Oh! Sorry, Darkness.”

“It’s okay, I agree.” The blonde smiled, seeing the redness on Megumin’s ears spread as they walked, “So what can we expect, Megumin? Crimson Demons probably have some big ritual to announce a pregnancy, right?”

With a beat, Megumin took a deep breath.

“Yeah, just follow my lead.”

Before any of their sinking stomachs could ask what she meant by that, Megumin took off like a bolt of lightning. Her head was down, staff clutched tight, barely slowing down to open the door and running inside.

The wind seemed to follow after her. Crashing into the living room where her family was eating just after she’d arrived.

“D-daughter?”

“Megumin?”

“Big sis!”

Each simultaneously reacted to her abrupt arrival, but none could stop the teeth gnarled assault on their breakfast that Megumin’s foot had already begun descending towards.

SLAM

“I am Megumin! Greatest Crimson Demon, World Class Explosion Master, Champion against the Demon King’s Daughter, and Supreme Queen Wizard of the Dustiness-Ford Harem! Yet, even with all my esteemed titles, I am here to announce that I will soon be increasing in greatness! The only wizard that is capable of surpassing me… their arrival time is nigh! In only nine short months, I shall deliver unto the world the next generation’s strongest soldier! A being so powerful that only the world’s greatest wizard’s body could be capable of growing and incubating it! I… AM… PREGNANT!”

Her parents just stared.

Kazuma, Aqua, and Darkness had all arrived about half way through the speech, but hadn’t the gall or ability to stop her. The latter two were shocked, while the former just looked embarrassed and terrified.

With his face darkened, Hyoizaburo rose from his seat.

Megumin was ready to turn and yell at her boyfriend to make a run for it.

What she wasn’t expecting was her father to grab her shoulders before his face lit up.

“YAHOOOOOOOO!!!” He cheered, swinging his oldest around with glee and a skip in his step, “I’m going to be a granddad! A pop-pop! I knew you could do it, Megumin!”

“Dad! Wha-?!” Megumin balked, feeling as if all the epicness of her speech had been torn asunder, “I-I guess I’m glad you approve?!”

As Hyoizaburo danced around, Komekko turned to her calmer parent, “Mom, what’s happening?”

“You’re going to be an aunty, Komekko-chan.” Smiled Yuiyui, wiping a tear away from her eye, “Megumin is asking the stork for her own baby to raise.”

That seemed to click in the young girl’s mind, “Like you!”

Hyoizaburo finally put Megumin down to address the others in his home, “Ah, the man of the hour! Come in, come in!” He ushered them towards the small table, “You must all be hungry, so please eat anything that doesn’t have Megumin’s footprint in it.”

Aqua wasted no time in following that suggestion, taking a seat next to Komekko to begin stealing a plate of eggs for herself. While Kazuma nervously stepped one foot forward, Darkness gave a dignified bow at least, “Thank you, sir. As a representative of the Harem, and Megumin’s girlfriend, I am happy to hear you’re so supportive of her decisions.”

“Ah yes, Megumin wrote to us about her new girlfriends…” said Hyoizaburo, stroking his chin while looking at the two, “My wife thought it would have been Yunyun to steal her heart, but I must say that it seems my daughter got my taste for shapely women! Haha-!” A metal knife snapped in two that sent a cold shiver through the laughing man. He turned to see his wife’s “smile” and rapidly changed the subject, “H-how wonderful y-you all love each other very much! N-now, Kazuma! Have you had a good day so far, my boy? How’s, uh, the Harem Knighting? Bet you’ve already filled up a few women today, eh?”

“Um… good? And, well… yeah…” replied Kazuma, remembering his morning thrill with a succubus on top of a slime girl. He’d share more details, but Kazuma was feeling too awkward by this whole affair. “Sir, I want you to assure you that just because I’m a breeder by trade, doesn’t mean I don’t love and support Megumin. I am dedicated to-”

“Yes yes, lad. I know. Crimson Demons know full well the desires and responsibilities of a harem, our history books speak of the epic scientist that once had over eight thousand women to his beck and call!” said Hyoizaburo, placing his hand on his heart in remembrance of that hero.

Kazuma and Darkness felt the sweat stain their faces, knowing which scientist he was talking about and the lies that the asshole definitely told his creations…

“Hmph.” huffed Megumin, clearly unimpressed by the history lesson. “You know Dad, I really thought you’d be angrier with Kazuma.”

Hyoizaburo turned his head, “Angry? Why would I be angry? Oh! We need to celebrate! I’ll go get the good booze!” He raced towards his kitchen, but was followed by Megumin, who was then followed by Kazuma.

As her dad scoured the cupboards, Megumin continued to press, “C’mon, Dad. Not even a little bit of rage?”

“Well… I didn’t think I’d be becoming a grandad so young, but I can’t stop the youth from having their fun!”

“Yes but… Kazuma fucked me, Dad.” She continued, scowling at him while he happily beamed in his search, “He spread my young legs, bit my exposed neck, filled my hungry vagina with his thick seed and oversized-”

A hand clamped over her mouth, “Are you TRYING to get me killed?!” Kazuma hissed, dragging her back to the others, “You can’t tell me you’re angry that your dad approves of our child!”

With a slight pout, Megumin turned away from him, “...a little anger wouldn’t go amiss.”

“Wahahaha! Here we go! The good booze!” said Hyoizaburo, bursting back into the room, “Who wants a glass?”

“Me, me, ME!” Aqua cheered before it was taken from her hand by Darkness.

“None, for her. She’s pregnant and easily forgets it.” Kazuma frowned.

Slapping his head, it dawned on Hyoizaburo what he was doing, “Oh, right! So, none for you either, Megumin. Or Mrs. Blonde either, I assume?” He asked, and Darkness politely shook her head, “Guess it’s just me and breeder boy here!”

“Uhh, d-don’t mind if I do, sir! Thanks!” Said Kazuma, taking a glass and holding it up to be cheersed.

Megumin frowned. “Wait… why is mom not-?”

“I should be thanking you! A stand up, rich entrepreneur like yourself finding his way into my circle? Not only that, but you’ve brought us two new additions to our family! And a fantastic monthly paycheck because of it! With that money I can totally fund my-”

“HOLD IT.”

All eyes were on the wizard that had yelled louder than her introduction.

Her eyes were wild, pointing her staff directly at her father in pure boiling shock and confusion.

“TWO?! TWO ADDITIONS?!”

“Oh, I’m pregnant with Kazuma’s child too.”

Megumin’s rage didn’t dissipate, only turned with the speed of an oak branch in a calm wind towards the woman kneeling at the table behind her.

“...you what.”

Unlike Hyoizaburo, Yuiyui was unfazed by her daughter’s emotions. Continuing to smile and talk casually, “You have to listen, Megumin. I said I’m pregnant too. You’re going to have another younger sibling.”

“I’m gonna be a big sis!” agreed Komekko, pomfing out her chest before eating another piece of crustacean.

Once more Megumin turned. White hot rage seemed to boil off her. The sparkle in the air of an imminent explosion as her knife-sharp stare stabbed into Kazuma’s terrified maw. Fearing even Aqua wouldn’t be able to heal him from the destruction Megumin was about to do to him. His jaw barely able to form words as he babbled a single letter, “I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-”

“Had nothing to do with it, obviously.”

Yuiyui seemed to confuse both Kazuma and Megumin with that one.

“What? Then how’d you get-?”

Yuiyui just winked at her daughter, “That Satou Kazuma theme park has some rather lax security, dear. Nothing stopping a young girl like me from sneaking in and finding an errant tentacle full of Kazuma’s juice~”

“R-right! I-I’m not always responsible for everyone’s pregnancies, as weird as that thought is!” said Kazuma, defending himself quickly.

“Of course not!” said Hyoizaburo, slapping Kazuma hard on the back to make him fall forwards a bit, “Nothing to worry about, Megumin! Even after my wife got pregnant, we still support your harem! Those dildos filled with Kazuma’s juice have just become one of those things everyone uses now! It’s the best lube in the market with guaranteed…” Yuiyui gave him a look to shut up around Komekko, who was too busy eating to care anyway. “A-anyway. Isn’t it great? We’re financially set! Who cares how your mom and I got another child? I don’t!”

“I guess…” said Megumin. She gave it a thought and then shuddered, “Sorry. I just imagined Mom and Kazuma together and it made me gag.”

“I don’t get it. Isn’t mom/daughter play something fun?” Asked Aqua.

“For kinky roleplay, sure. But some lines shouldn’t be crossed in real life.” Replied Darkness, “Kazuma wouldn’t just go around sleeping with his girlfriend’s mothers though.”

Guilt had never felt so heavy on the adventurer’s back.

Megumin seemed confused, “Didn’t Sena say there was some sort of cutoff by the King…? How’d you get-?”

“HEY! Shall we all go out for a hearty lunch?! My treat!” said Kazuma, quickly grabbing up Megumin to push her towards the front door. Despite her protests, most seemed up for the idea, “You want a big meal from your new big brother, right Komekko?”

“Free food!”

“Stop pushing me, Kazuma!”

Once most of the rabble had left, Darkness noticed someone hadn’t left their seat. Instead just staring out the window before she said something.

“Um, Mrs. Yuiyui? Are you coming?”

“Hm? Oh, yes.” said Yuiyui, getting up and brushing off her clothes. “Sorry, dear. I was just thinking about how it would be nice if it was more normal to be able to sleep with whoever you want.” That made Darkness both confused and scared before Yuiyui leaned in to whisper. “But then, I guess, that would take some of the fun away from hiding it, wouldn’t it?” She giggled before stepping around the blonde.

Darkness just blinked in confusion. As empty-headed as the house she was left alone in.

“...what the hell does that mean?”


Bonus: If Megumin was into it

It was far from the first time Megumin had been nude in front of her mother. After all, they had to bathe together regularly in their low income household. But right now Megumin really did feel naked. Which was funny, because Yuiyui wasn’t even looking at her.

Maybe it was because they were both kneeling in front of her boyfriend. His huge cock dangling in front of their faces, waving back and forth like meat on a hook trying to catch a couple of prime sea bass. Megumin couldn’t even deny that the heat of the moment wasn’t making her tempted. His manly stench always made her womb ache in hope for a blast of his seed. Yet seeing her mother act in a similar way was making her feel strange.

There had been some half-assed explanation. ‘Oh, being pregnant with Kazuma’s child means I’m part of the harem, and as such I need to pleasure Kazuma at least once a month.’

It had been enough for her dad, but Megumin knew her mom was lying… probably.

She wasn’t a hundred percent clear on the rules of her own harem, but there was no way that everyone that Kazuma got pregnant had to pleasure him once a month, right? He’d be having sex 24/7! …ok, bad reasoning. Megumin would have to ask Darkness about it later.

Because right now, she was about to share Kazuma with her mom.

“I knew you did it,” Megumin muttered as he dragged his cock against her soft face. The hefty weight making her belly squirm before he then moved over to staining Yuiyui’s face with precum, “You actually fucked and impregnated my mom before me. You’re such a dirty perv, Kazuma.”

The ever cocky boy just grinned widely, “Protest all you like, I know how excited this is making you, Pervumin.” He shot back, taking a hold of his cock and shifting it upwards to show off his two dangling sperm tanks.

Without even needing to give orders, both members of the family leaned forward to take a nut each into their mouths. Daughter following mother’s lead by only a second behind.

Megumin hated how right he was. Being right next to Yuiyui, faces mashing slightly together while his sour ball permeated her taste buds. The squirming sperm seemed so salacious this close, and from the way her mom shuddered, Megumin knew Yuiyui felt it too. The nutsack that had bred so many welcoming wombs. That had bred both of them.

Maybe the studliness of her boyfriend was why she wasn’t as mad with him as she thought she should be. The way he could breeze into any relationship, even one as strong as her parents, and make the woman totally enamoured with his amazing dick was amazing to watch.

But Megumin wanted to do more than watch.

“Eep!” Yuiyui squeaked when she felt a hand pinch her rear, “M-Megumin! What are you-?!”

Megumin just clicked her tongue derisively, “It’s so clear you’ve never been in a threesome, Mom. I’ve been in so many now, I’ve totally lost count. Kazuma likes it when we take the initiative. He rewards us. See?”

Letting his cock fall, the hearty smack against Megumin’s face was audible enough to make Yuiyui shudder again. Watching with jealousy as her daughter got the first long licks of his huge shaft. She’d inherited her surprisingly long tongue, and was making great use of it to wrap it around Kazuma.

“Amazing…”

Megumin gave a proud smirk, “You slut around with my boyfriend, you better know you’re messing with the bes-MPH!”

Her gloating was cut off by her mother latching herself to her lips. Their long tongues suddenly dueling in Megumin’s mouth, while her mom also began teasing her nipple and asshole at the same time. A full assault of surprised pleasure, and something that made Kazuma’s huge cock visibly harden even larger.

Yuiyui was rewarded instantly, as Kazuma switched his meat to the older woman who detached from her daughter to suck him happily, “Your mother is no slouch either, dear.” She smirked back, adding to the pile of Megumin’s shock.

“Damn… I underestimated how much you want to suck off my boyfriend. Guess I get my freaky side from you too.”

“Oh, yes~”

Ignoring her own ‘rewards’ scheme, Megumin quickly joined her mother in fellating their prize. Sloppy saliva trails coated his cock as the hungry pair tasted every inch of his godkiller cock.

Kazuma knew when to let the Crimson Demons go wild, keeping his hands on his hips while they worked in tandem to pleasure him. The pair’s flicking tongues heated him up and made him gasp out between his grinning teeth. It wasn’t his first time breaking such a lewd taboo, but it didn’t mean it wasn’t hot as fuck every time. (Though it would have been potentially hotter if the dad hadn’t actively encouraged him to wreck his wife and daughter.)

It wasn’t long before Kazuma’s groans became a fevered roar, building up to a huge family facial coating Yuiyui and Megumin. His jizz burst out like a constant stream, adding to the leaky pussy stains that the girls were making on the bedsheets.

“You still let out so much…” Yuiyui moaned, having to use her palms to catch the drippy liquid and either rub it into her body or push it into her mouth. Out of motherly habit, she then started cleaning up Megumin too, who obviously started fussing about it too.

“Mom~!”

“Sorry, sorry.” she said, refusing to pull her hands away to sneak some more cum away from Megumin’s cheeks.

“MOM!”

“Hush dear, you’ll wake the others.” Yuiyui teased, enjoying watching Megumin flare up in rage, “I’m sorry. I just still can’t believe eighteen years have passed by so fast. You really are all grown up.”

Her gritted teeth quickly fell into a blushing pout, not expecting praise from her mother at this point. Though what Kazuma said next was far more expected of him.

“Yeah, her ass is almost as big as yours.”

Megumin scoffed for multiple reasons, “Wha-? ‘Almost’?! I’m your girlfriend here, asshole!”

“Oh Megumin, he’s just being honest.” said Yuiyui moving from kneeling to wagging her ample rear on her hands and knees. “I’m pretty proud of my rear. You like it, don’t you Kazuma?”

As the man drooled towards her mom, Megumin quickly jumped to her side to match the pose, “Hey! I’m proud of my ass too! It’s the one thing I have over Aqua and Darkness!”

Had he the anatomy of a cartoon, Kazuma’s iris would be two peaches right now. His heart thumping out of his chest and drool pooling down his chin as he watched the bumping and wiggling display in front of him. Perhaps even an awooga or two.

“Just pick one already!”

“So impatient. You get that from your father.”

“He-hey wait!”

Abandoning the illusion of choice, Yuiyui decided to just offer up Megumin first to the horny beast. Spreading her current rival’s ass cheeks, showing off just how firm the wizard’s rear was with a light spanking. “I have no qualms going second, so let’s see how you split my daughter’s pussy in two. She seems so very ready for you already, Kazuma.” Yuiyui spoke so seductively, soothing the tension as her fierce red eyes kept trained on Kazuma’s cock.

Megumin suddenly realised how vulnerable she felt while being head down ass up. Her mother kept pressure on her back to keep her down there while Kazuma lined himself up on her dripping pussy. It wasn’t like she minded too much… though found it strange when she felt Kazuma getting pulled away from the penetration and moved upwards.

“Actually, why don’t you go here first? Since she’s so proud of it.” said Yuiyui, spitting into Megumin’s asshole.

Kazuma had no qualms being told what to do. “I love living out mother/daughter doujin tropes so much!”

“W-WAIT! YAIP!” Megumin gasped as her asshole was split by Kazuma’s humungous dick started spreading her open. Her ring struggling to accept him for only a moment before welcoming him into her velvety depths. “UNGH! F-fuck, KazuUUMAAA!”

“Language, dear.”

Megumin couldn’t care less about her mom’s joke. She just wanted to think about Kazuma and his huge meat, boiling her insides while Yuiyui played her pussy like a fiddle. Her toes were clenching, her teeth biting into her dad’s pillow, all while Kazuma slowly started building up speed inside her.

“S-see, mom? K-Kazuma’s already been ahn! in my a-ass!” Megumin proudly declared, “Y-you’re gonna have to do better than that! Hooo~”

Smiling at the progress, Yuiyui began dictating Kazuma’s movements, “You’re good, Kazuma. But life is long, and there’s always room to learn new positions. Put your knuckles down just above her head.” He’d been fairly upright until now, so that required a lot of leaning over and shifting his body weight. Megumin moaned the whole way, as his cock changed angle still inside her. Now it felt so much more like how dogs went at it, with Kazuma looming his whole weight into her as he thrust. “See? And this also means I can rim you while you’re there too.”

“Wait wha-WOAH MAMA!”

It dawned on Megumin that this may not be her mother’s first threesome.

Kazuma was thrusting so hard now, spurred on by the bizarre rimming that Yuiyui was delivering to him. His nuts thrusting into the bottom of her chin with all his hip thrusts, but unable to stop himself from enjoying such a powerful combo of asshole fucks and asshole licks.

Chronologically, Megumin’s orgasm did hit first. Her squirming bowels unable to hold on from such violent thrusts that wanted to rearrange. Head bumping into Kazuma’s chin when her spine curled in pleasure, but it didn’t deter him enough to keep fucking her. All the way until his own orgasm started filling her deepest spots with his seed.

From there she had a minute long lapse of sense. Panting as a sweaty heap on her parent’s bed, she should have been able to register Kazuma exiting her asshole and his jizz leaking out of her, but it had been too much heat for her brain.

By the time Megumin got her mind back, she woke to see her mom riding her boyfriend right next to her.

“That was quick…” said Megumin, referring to the speed they started the next round.

“Sorry, your mom’s tongue wafs too good at rimming.” replied Kazuma, feeling bad if Megumin wanted longer from his dick.

“No, that’s… nevermind. I want a go now.”

It was Megumin’s turn to mix up the positions, getting in between Kazuma and her mom’s line of sight. She began kissing her boyfriend while pushing her ass into Yuiyui’s face, who instantly got the order and started rimming Megumin’s recently fucked asshole. A smear of cum still leaking from the winking starfish, encouraging her to go wild with it.

The rest of the night followed similar vibes from here. Depravity between the family members, while Kazuma actively brought out the worst in them with his unending cock juice. Fingering Yuiyui while fucking Megumin from the side, Yuiyui’s legs wrapping around him for a standing fuck while Megumin tried to prove her own rimming skills, having the pair make a tower for him to fuck back and forth. This other world once again proved its perviness at every turn.

It lasted all the way until morning, where Komekko’s demands for breakfast and for ‘dad to stop snoring on the couch’ definitively interrupted their fun.

Of course, this is only a ‘what if’ scenario… isn’t it?

Chapter 119: Cecily, Luna, Wiz

Summary:

It's time for our sultry service industry babes! (Cecily serves the Axis cult, it counts lol.)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Cecily Story (Fanclub Meeting)

Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 17:58 pm.

The sun lowered its head on another chilly evening in the hot spring city of the Axis order. Many of the streets were emptying out, which one might assume is due to the end of the work day sending the members of the town home, but this is not so. Anyone still walking the streets was heading to one location: the church. After all, it was almost time to begin the meeting.

The pews were filled with the hustle and bustle of discussion for the meeting to come. Topics that were to be brought up, hopes for speakers, and excited anticipation for the meeting to start already. Mostly the stands were full of women, but a splattering of men still attended these events too.

Not all were homed in Arcanletia. Some members sitting today had travelled far to be in this Axis Church, even those of the Eris Sect that the Axis members would often spit on. But not here. Not at this meeting. It was too precious to sully it with bitter rivalries.

All eyes were on the talking stand at the front, as a blonde woman in her Axis garb walked towards it.

She was well known as the biggest Axis Cult freak around, someone not to be fully trusted in a dire situation, yet everyone was excited to hear her speak today.

After adjusting her papers, Cecily smiled at the crowd.

The banner above her said ‘Kazuma Cock Fanclub Meeting’.

“Order! ORDER!” She exclaimed, shushing the crowd with her hands as the silence began to grow. Once settled, she let her voice boom against the church’s hallowed walls, “Brothers and Sisters! I welcome you back to the bi-weekly meeting of the ‘Kazuma Cock Fanclub’!”

A cheer erupted through the crowd, led mostly by the Axis Cult but the enthusiasm was contagios. After another settling, Cecily continued.

“We begin, as always, with our morning prayer.” she said, lowering her head and triggering a similar response in all the pews, all speaking in unison.

“To he who bed the pure divine, may his rod stay forever fine,

Through blackest days and evil’s grip, may semen always escape that tip,

Like rigid steel, that boiling pole, we pray to thee, our eternal soul,

Oh Satou Kazuma, we praise your cock! We’ll remain so loyal, us fangirl flock! Amen.”

“Amen.”

The heads of the crowd raised back up, looking happy with the sense of community that they shared. Cecily grinned just as hard, once more adjusting her papers.

“Amazing! So first, we have a few things to get through. First of all, the results of the art contest!” announced Cecily, earning yet another round of hooting and hollering from the loyal members. “In third place, Sister Ambre with her piece: ‘Veins in the Vineyard!”

A young woman with sunken eyes and an equally sunken beret stood up to raise both hands above her head, holding a canvas to show off her bronze achievement.

The art piece blended oil paints to give a beautiful depiction of a single tree in a vineyard. The use of green, browns, and purples was immaculate, and many complimented the truly vicious eyes on the grapes. But it was more than just a tree, after all. The Fanclub knew exactly what lay deeper in the brush strokes. It focused on the tree that’s trunk was girthier than the rest, with vine-like tree branches wrapping around its shaft, with two massive grapes in the ‘foreground’ that obviously represented Kazuma’s balls. Ambre didn’t seem happy in her face, but her body language seemed to suggest an artistic soul that was proud with third.

“Second place, Brother Flanagan! With his fishing rod made of Kazuma Dildos!” said Cecily, as a creature more beard than man stood up. His creation was simple, yet effective. Though some would argue it was a disgrace to waste three dildos–including putting the reel where one of the ballsacks were–others voted for its ingenuity and resourcefulness, “Tell me, was this really a metaphor for all the women that Kazuma manages to ‘reel in’?”

Something was chewing loudly behind the beard, and didn’t stop to reply, “I like fishin’.”

“...who doesn’t! And without further adieu… our first place winner… is Sister Lota!” She was abruptly cut off by the winner squealing with joy, which she just smiled about, “Yes, Sister Lota! With a delightful wooden carving of Kazuma getting scissored by his initial two Goddess claims!”

It wasn’t hard to see why Lota had won. The carving depicted both religions’ deities with respect, as well as making Kazuma seem like the bridge between the two, as well as giving him massive pecs. The craftsmanship was impeccable. Many lonely nights spent slaving over such detail definitely deserved praise.

The middle aged Lota excitedly skipped towards the front, happily celebrating the whole way, “YES! YES I WON! SUCK IT FLANAGAN!”

“And your prize,” said Cecily, presenting it with a bow, “One pair of heavily worn Kazuma boxers.”

Lota wasted no time in celebrating. Taking the garment and wearing them directly on her head, much to her daughter’s cringing horror, “SNNNFFF! Ohhhh~ It still smells like him! This is going to make daily masturbation soooo much better~ GASP! There’s a pubic hair inside! EEEEHEHEEE!!”

After a bit of trouble before she started looking through the dick hole, Cecily waited until Lota was sat down again to continue. “With that, we are now going to begin discussion time! Continuing with last time’s topic: Is Kazuma’s penis a Holy Relic, A Luck Infused Artefact, or a Miracle from the Heavens sent to impregnate us all?”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 18:38 pm. Topic: A Presentation by Brother Ivor

“And that’s why I say the shaft is the strongest part of Kazuma’s penis!” Ivor concluded, appreciating the claps of his fellow fanclub members. He started collecting his charts and easel, letting Cecily take her space behind the podium once more.

Suddenly, jumping out from behind a pillar, was Ivor’s rival: Rovi, “The Tip Gang refutes these claims! You dare spout lies!? How can Kazuma’s shaft be strongest when the tip is what penetrates the Heavens!?”

“Th-the tip would never be able to do anything if the shaft wasn’t a strong backbone of our society!”

“I call lies and shenanigans by the Shaft Squad!”

“Brothers! Please!” Cecily yelled in a hopefully soothing manner, then pointing towards the door in a less than sympathetic way, “Take it outside, we have a lot to get through.”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 18:51 pm. Topic: Testimonies

Everyone was enraptured by Sister Yuna’s story. The erotic encounters of the real Kazuma was something that many had dreamed of, yet not all got to experience, so hearing from those that were blessed gave the rest hope for the future.

It helped that Yuna, being a punky girl with little care for the way others thought of her, made her a natural storyteller at heart.

“So then, after extracting himself out of the succubus, it was the angel’s turn, yeah?” said Yuna, making everyone nod excitedly, “And the angel looks worried, because she started this contest with the succubus thinking she was gonna win, being all pious n shit. But that succubus? Aww man, she’s totally out of it! Big fuckin’ smile. Eyes back of the head. God, I wish it was fucking me, am I right ladies?!”

The whoops from the crowd made the grinning woman clap.

“Fuck yeah! Anyway, so like, Kazuma can see how nervous the prissy angel is. But instead of giving her a break, the badass just plays into it. He talks in a really funny prissy voice and is all, ‘Ohh I can’t possibly penetrate such a holy creature! I must abstain my penis!’ And the angel’s clearly both relieved and, like, a little upset? Like, wait, wasn’t I gonna get fucked? But that’s when Kazuma adds ‘If only there was a crowd of sinners that could guide me to the holy land I seek!’”

There were many dawning expressions at the realisation of what Yuna was saying.

“Yeah, that’s right. Kazuma told us in the crowd to help him fuck her! Her slutty creamy legs were already spread super far for him, so Kazuma just put his hands behind his head and turned away. Like this.” She demonstrated, putting hands behind her pink hair and inadvertently pushing her own heaving chest out for the men in the audience to admire, “So I’m like ‘aww shit, I see what he wants’, and I take the fucking initiative. I walk right on over to the middle of the town square and was the first to get to grab Kazuma right in his thick fucking elephant sized shaft.”

Whispers began to erupt, some jealous, some in awe. Yuna just let the moment sink in as the crowd imagined themselves getting to grab Kazuma’s dick like that.

“H-how’d it feel?” asked a meek woman near the front.

“How’d it feel? Fuckin’ incredible, dude!” Yuna exploded, “Shit, I couldn’t even get my fingers all the way around it! And I have weirdly long fingers, see?” She showed off, even though it was hard to tell truly with the fingerless gloves she had on, “Anyway, I had Kazuma’s shaft in my hand, and I was ready to just jerk the fuck out of him if he’d let me. But, since there was a crowd, a bunch of other girls suddenly latched onto him too. Like, seven or eight hands on his dick at once. I could barely move an inch upwards, we all wanted to just hold onto that thing. But he was there to fuck the angel girl, and so as a collective we all moved him closer until his tip touched her glowing pussy. Then on the count of three we pushed him inside her. Since I was right at the end, I got to hold onto him the longest while his huge dick filled up the angel girl. Props where it’s needed, she took it like a champ, and I got to lick my hand while masturbating to Kazuma that day. It’s why I’m here, truth.”

So much clapping preceded that they nearly had to shut the whole event down.

Brother Lobono decided to wait until the next meeting to share his story of meeting Kazuma at the market.


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 19:15 pm. Topic: Personal Problems

“My daughter refuses to even try a Kazuma Dildo!” wept the curly haired mother. Dapping at her face with the tissue as Rosary soothed her friend, “Sh-she was an Eris supporter until just before her 17th birthday… but now she doesn’t support Eris at all! If she doesn’t accept her, then she’ll never get to experience ‘The Awakening’! I-I’m such a bad mother!”

Rosary wouldn’t let that stand, “Oh, you are not. Teenagers don’t go through the awakening as it is-”

“She’s twenty four! My daughter is a NEET with no job and no Goddess!” The mother wept louder, with Rosary not knowing what to say at that.

“There are other ways to experience it,” said Cecily, walking forwards with a growing smile that Rosary had seen before, “If she is facing true teenage rebellion, then perhaps she’d prefer a Goddess that stands… superior to Eris?” Without missing a step, Cecily presented a single piece of brown paper with the Axis logo at the top, “All you need to do is get her to sign on the dotted line, and she’ll definitely go through ‘The Awakening’-”

Rosary snatched the paper before the mother could. “Cecily! We agreed, no recruiting at the fanclub! You wouldn’t like it if we’re at the Eris church next time and I offered Axis members some papers!”

“Like they’d ever switch.” Cecily spat under her breath, “Besides, this isn’t about smelly Eris vs. Cool Aqua. This is about helping a struggling daughter finally escape her solitude using proven tactics! Those that sign that paper get ‘The Awakening’, I saw it happen to The Axis Hearts myself!”

Before Rosary could argue further, the mother snatched the paper from her grasp. “I’ll try anything. Let that little idiot join the Axis Cult. Maybe she could finally get a job in the Hotsprings and move out already.”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 19:38 pm. Topic: Spiritual/Dream Discussion

Similar to the testimonials, some of the fanclub always insisted on speaking about their other worldly encounters with Kazuma.

“I got to speak to him in my dream! He told me to spread his seed… on my crops. I’m waiting to see if it’ll make em grow better.”

“The clouds showed me the image of his balls! Their fluffy textures compelled me to masturbate to him, daily!”

“Uhh… I’ve been here a few months, but can I just ask… is Kazuma, like, real? I thought he was just a myth. A self insert legend made up by some pervert about a guy that ‘seduced the Gods’, ya know? But you all seem so certain about your stories meeting him…”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 19:42 pm. Guest Speaker: Darkness

“We now welcome our regular guest speaker. The first woman to ever see, touch, and fuck Kazuma’s penis: Lady Darkness!”

After a long and loud intro where everyone clapped for her to approach the podium, Darkness gave a wave. “Hello again, everyone!” said the blonde with a warm smile, “It’s so nice to be back! I am always so proud of this group and what it’s accomplished. Let’s give a round of applause to our host, Cecily! And Rosary!” She insisted, letting both women stand up and bow to their peers.

“I’ve been listening to all your stories intently, and just have a few rapid fire things I want to say. So for that guy, normally Kazuma’s semen can help crops grow. The mother, normally you’re happy with whatever religion your daughter chooses, while your daughter will normally be more open to getting a job from now on. And, uh, if that cute punk girl wants to follow me home, normally Kazuma and I would be interested in sharing a night with you for another one of your readings.”

“Okay! Now for why I’m really here… that’s right, I’m finally going to reveal all, girls. Darkness’ top tips for seducing Satou Kazuma!” Darkness slammed down a Kazuma sized dildo on the podium while the crowd went wild, “Step one, presenting your cleavage…”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 20:09 pm. Topic: Kazuma Quiz Game

“Question twelve… what did Lady Aqua name Kazuma’s left ball?”

“BZZT!”

“Eris Team!”

“Uhh… Petrey! NO PAUL!”

“Ohh, incorrect on both counts!” Cecily tutted, “Axis Team for the steal?”

“Inari Okami!”

“That’s right! Paul is the right ball, Eris Team. Another point for the Axis!”

“Question thirteen… this is closest number win… how many different species of monster, deity, demon, and etcetera has Kazuma seduced?”


Location: Axis Church, Arcanletia. Time: Thursday, 21:30 pm. Closing Remarks

After all the fun and games, the fanclub had turned into the more informal meet and greet section. A time to mingle with fellow enthusiasts, to enjoy the spread of delicious food, and a chance to even get Darkness to sign their dildos.

Some took it as a chance to peel away, but many stayed just for the vibe of mutual perverted enthusiasm. Laughter and fun shared between these weirdos enamoured with a single man’s cock. There was truly no other gathering like it.

As the night drew to a close, wine glasses sticky from spillages, Cecily took to the podium one last time.

“Brothers and sisters! We have come to the end of another of our glorious meetings. Today, we laughed. We cried. We questioned the boundaries of anatomy and divinity. We honored the miracle that has bridged the sacred and the sinful, with the sheer power of raw charisma and reckless thrust.”

There was a beat as she let her words sink in before continuing, “Let us leave this place not as simple fans, but as disciples of potential. Of audacity. Not only in Kazuma, but in ourselves! We too bridge the gap between our utterly different religions to find the sticky souls that connects our humanity!”

A misty-eyed Cecily raised a chalice full of Kazuma’s semen skyward, prompting others to do the same.

“To Satou Kazuma’s Penis! The well hung hero of the night! The Goddess Conqueror and Uniter of Sects! Glory to the rod eternal!”

Cecily downed her sticky semen in front of the cheering crowd, who then proceeded to join her in chugging the last of their drinks.

“See you all in two weeks!”


Luna Story (A New Bra For Luna)

“Welcome to the guild!” beamed the owner of the guild. The warm presence of the soft skinned Luna drove many a man to fight tooth and nail for peace and safety of the land. Though only one man ever got a sample of her well displayed goods, and he was the one who had just entered, “Is this a visit for a quest… or do you want something more intimate, sweetie?” She asked, leaning a little closer to him to saucily whisper the second part.

Kazuma had not dropped his devilish smirk on the entire walk over to the guild, “Oh, just thought I’d return this.” He said, displaying his empty hands to her.

She looked a little confused at the lack of presentation… until Kazuma rotated his hands around.

“‘Luna’s bra’?” She read aloud the writing he’d scribbled on his knuckles earlier. The magic of the magic pen he’d used quickly took effect on her mind, making Luna gasp in shock, “Oh! I didn’t know your hands were my bra!”

“I was surprised too!” He happily lied, “Well? Need a bra today?”

“I mean… I’m already wearing-” Luna paused to check her top. Though she didn’t notice the quite literal pause she experienced when Kazuma used his stopwatch to quickly steal her existing bra. All she felt was a rush of wind and the loss of her breast band, “Oh, I guess I forgot to wear one. Um, yeah… I’ll need your hands to… you know.”

“No problem!” He beamed, quickly getting very close to the blonde and heartily grasping her tits from behind.

Fingers dug deep into her soft tissue, earning a shudder from both bra and braless. Kazuma was living out the dream of so many men that had entered the guild and saw Luna's impossible cleavage. Playing around with her tits over her clothes felt incredible. Cupping them, bouncing them, just being near such perfect orbs was enough to let him die happy.

“I’ll… I’ll s-still need to perform m-my guild tasks…” She half mumbled, feeling a little heated from all the stimulation.

“I won’t get in the way…” said Kazuma, brushing off her concerns to keep his entire focus on fondling.


The rest of the day was obviously quite awkward for Luna.

Though Kazuma’s hands were obviously very useful at keeping her heavy tits from bouncing around, they were still connected to Kazuma himself. It meant a lot of him accidentally stepping on her heels, bumping into her when she stopped, or just generally not letting her move when he was locked into squeezing her tits. The amount of drinks she’d spilled today was even more than when Aqua had worked at the guild for money.

Not to mention the sheer unadulterated sexual attention Kazuma’s hands were giving her. This was the most active bra she’d ever worn, and it was making her very hot and bothered the longer she worked. A bra that pinched her areola, gave regular squeezes, lightly slapped her girls together, rapidly ran its thumbs against her nipples…

The cock knocking at her rear wasn’t really helping her horny mood either. Redness covered her face, a drip could be seen leaking from her tiny shorts, and Luna desperately wanted one of her coworkers to offer to help her masturbate if the guild wasn’t so busy right now.

Luna could see a lot of people staring at her today, especially with the way her bra seemed to increase its teasing in front of other men. But she was rapidly losing her ability to care and just wanted the day to end.

At some point after she’d rapidly dropped another tray on a party’s table she was approached by someone. The female wizard lightly tapped her shoulder awkwardly, “Hey, er, Miss Luna?”

“Hm?” Her red face turned, clearly distracted as Kazuma’s hands pulled her nipples upwards before letting her tits drop to her chest. “C-can I help you?

“I’m sure the boys are going to hate me for this but between us girls… your bra is showing.”

“O-oh!” She exclaimed, realising she’d been using the hands over her uniform the entire day! “Um, Kazuma? Do you mind?”

“Right! Sorry about that!”

Going under her shirt and reaching his way up, her clothes ironically became a crumpled mess to let her bra get full access to her tits.

“Mmnah!” Luna felt his skin touch her already sensitive breasts and couldn’t stifle her moan quick enough. The bra felt absolutely incredible under her clothes, and Kazuma himself was even closer to her. Sniffing her hair and rubbing his hard cock against her, while her weak legs quaked beneath her. A small orgasm hitting her right there in the middle of the guild after such a long day of stimulation. It was like the only thing keeping her up was the rough squeezing of her bra. “S-sorry…”

“Th-that’s okay!” The wizard girl replied, quickly shaking her hands to assure Luna that nothing was wrong. Though she did bite her lip before getting the bravery to ask, “Um… by the way, where did you get that bra?”


“Sorry about Kazuma’s actions yesterday, Luna.” said Darkness, “I can’t always hold back his mind from the perverted genius he is, but he should know to at least let you work.”

“Well… I mean…” Luna awkwardly scratched at her neck, “I didn’t mind too much.”

“Hm?”

With a slightly unconcerned shrug, Luna began explaining her feelings, “My back didn’t feel as strained, doctors say having your breasts fondled is healthy, and then Kazuma fucked me afterwards. I’d probably say he was the best bra I’ve ever had.” She giggled, remembering the feelings she’d experienced. Then leaning in to give Darkness a coy smile, “After all, isn’t that why you made him your bra for the day?”

Luna peered around to the boy that was piggybacking the crusader. His smile wide, leaning his head on her back while his hands reached around to play and squeeze her massive mammaries.

Darkness herself looked rather embarrassed, trying to ignore Luna’s smile through a simple cough.

“...h-how about we just say it’s normal for you to pick someone to be your bra whenever you need it?”

“Oh yeah! Be right back, I’ve been wanting to make Harriet hold my tits for ages.”


Wiz Story (A Wife's Duty)

It was an average and quiet day at Wiz’s magic shop.

The potions were labeled, the curses were shelved, and the slime traps were mostly disarmed. Though the customers were lacking, it was still very early in the day with time to turn it around.

Wiz felt energised with her work today, giving a prideful smile as she looked over her shop. Vanir was away on one of his strange errands, and the succubus workers in the cafe today, which meant she had the space all to herself. She was able to have a few moments alone to tend to the shop’s various chores.

It had been a while since Wiz had gotten a chance to be behind her counter. You’d think it wouldn’t be, but ever since she’d become the official wife for a huge harem, there had been quite a few… interruptions.

In fact, she had just finished dusting the counter… when the door creaked open.

“Wiz!” exclaimed Kazuma.

“Oh! H-hello, Kazuma!”

Without saying another word, Kazuma skipped his way into her shop, stepped around the counter, and latched himself on her in a huge hug.

It was a rather shameless cuddle. His head diving deep between her soft breasts that lovingly returned his embrace without her input, hands resting just above her rear while locking tightly behind her, and doing little to hide the deep inhales of her scent as she kept close to her body.

After a few moments of his sniffs, Wiz asked her husband, “U-um, is everything a-alright?”

“Yeah, all good.”

SNIFFFFFFFF!

She was trying to stroke his hair through the lack of personal space, “D-did something happen that n-needs me to comfort you?”

“I’ll always take a comforting, but nothing really happened.”

SNNNNOOORRRRTTTT

His hands roamed so deeply, giving her no time to resist. Already her skirt had been pulled up, letting her husband grip her huge ass cheeks completely unprotected.

Though he was shorter than her, Kazuma always knew the ways to totally dominate Wiz in all their encounters. Forcing her to give in to her base pleasures just by being around her. His huge cock poking through his pants to hook between her thighs, and with how shaky her legs were becoming it felt like she needed his dick there to even stand.

“...did you want me to close the shop again?”

“Okay!” He beamed, watching her shakily hobble over to the door to lock and change the sign before helping her out of her dress.


It was an average and quiet day at Wiz’s magic shop.

The scrolls were sorted, the spellbooks alphabetized, and the residual explosion damage from last week’s potion mishap had been patched—mostly.

And most of all, the sign was once again ‘Open’.

Kazuma had just spent a good portion of her morning taking her from behind while she was bent over her counter. The residual sweat had been cleaned up after he left, but there was something about standing behind the place that he’d fucked her so fantastically that was getting Wiz hot to look at it.

She just hoped a customer would come in soon…

“Wiz!”

“Megumin!” She smiled as the panicked girl quickly darted inside and hid behind the counter, “Oh! If you’re looking for your lunch box, I have it in the kitchen for you-”

“No no! Well, maybe in a bit, but shush!” Megumin hushed, peeking out from the counter towards the street windows.

Following her gaze, Wiz saw a stern man in a suit walk by. His hair was lacking above, but his blonde handlebar moustache more than made up for it. He seemed to be holding a briefcase and searching around for something, casting his tightly packed gaze over the street, then checking in triplicate before moving on. With a confident strut, he exited stage right, and let Megumin breathe a sigh of relief.

“Who was that?”

“Some jerk that wants me to pay for Explosion damages,” grumbled Megumin. “Not every noble house exploding is my fault!”

“Um, did you do it though?”

“...maybe.” She admitted. Compared to her corrupt friends, it was pretty difficult for Megumin to brazenly lie to the pure and innocent Wiz. “Sorry… Ever since I increased the amount of explosions I can do in a day the amount of people I’ve pissed off has grown too. Are you gonna sell me out…?”

Wiz smiled at her honesty, “I’d never do that to my wife. Let me close the shop, and we can hide out together with some tea.”

Guilt filled Megumin’s heart. “Thanks, Wiz…” and when experiencing negativity, Megumin tended to change the subject, “W-well, you passed the first test!”

“Test?”

“You’re a Crimson Demon wife!” said Megumin, making her cape flap dramatically behind her while she followed Wiz to her kitchen, “Not only for me, but for Funifura, Dodonko, Saikomiko, Yunyun, and so many more!”

A warm smile spread over Wiz’s face as she boiled the water, “It’s true. I’m so proud of all my wives. Did you know Yunyun became chief of your clan?”

“Y-yeah. But this isn’t about her! I have to prepare you for being a Crimson Demon wife and all that entails!”

Wiz tilted her head, “Th-there are extra rules?”

“Hmhm! That there are!” The smug wizard smirked, “You passed the first rule, which is to always hide me when I’m in trouble. But you should also memorise these for our future together!” Wiz looked flustered to try and get something to write with, but Megumin was too far into her speech, “For example, you have to greet your partner every day with a dramatic pose. You should start referring to yourself as the ‘World’s Greatest Shopkeeper’. Every time you cast a spell you must give a speech beforehand. Never admit you’ve lost an argument, be adamant that you can win and then stubbornly dig in your heels until you do. We should get you a familiar for your shop, preferably something menacing, like a honey badger. Always-”

Finding an overwhelmed woman trying to hide her fear by sipping at her teacup, Megumin once again felt guilty. Gritting her teeth in self-rage, Megumin took a breath to add, “One last one …always be supportive of your partner’s dreams. No matter how silly they may be.” Seeing Wiz’s kind eye and soft lips smile at her was too much for Megumin not to get up from her seat, sit on Wiz’s lap, and peck at the older woman. “A-and kisses. Lots of kisses.”

“Now that I can do~”


It was an average and quiet day at Wiz’s magic shop.

The lighting was cozy, the necrotic aura had been toned down to acceptable levels, and business was finally steady.

Another hour of her shop time had been taken. This time by a handsy Megumin who felt like she needed to provide Wiz with plenty of loving to make up for hiding her. Wiz hadn’t minded the Crimson Demon’s efforts in the slightest, though having to hide the hickey she’d given her was going to be tricky.

Now they were past lunch and the shop was finally open again. The chance to have a great day of sales in the second half was still there.

Surely her day wouldn’t get interrupted again?

“Wiz!” exclaimed someone from the door in a hush yet excitable tone.

“Darkness!”

The blonde took a glance around the shop to see if anyone was in, then darted over to the counter with tiny steps. In her hands was a book that she was proudly presenting the whole way, a massive grin on her face.

“It’s out.”

Wiz had a second of confusion, then her eye went wide in shock, “Gasp! You don’t mean…?”

“Mmhmm. Arue’s latest–and I hear greatest–in the series. ‘Eternal Harem Knight 4: To Defeat a Demon Queen’.” Said Darkness, looking very excited about her new acquisition.

The green book looked dense with literature and promise. A hard cover, the image on the front depicting star crossed lovers. One, a brown shaggy haired male adventurer, the other a red horned woman with pure white hair cascading down her back. Behind them stood a demonic castle, yet their eyes were locked only on each other. Their embrace looked so scandalous, her arms around his neck, their lips only inches apart, yet so much would change if they just took that leap…

“Here’s your copy, signed by the author herself.”

“Oh gosh! Thank you, Darkness!” exclaimed Wiz, taking the book in arm and hugging it tightly to her body.

Darkness skimmed through the pages of her own, “I so desperately want to read through it! Are you busy right now? I can come back later.”

Wiz was torn. It was supposed to be her day in the shop… but the bond she and Darkness shared reading these erotic novels was not something she wanted to delay. “Just… just the first chapter!” She said, quickly closing the shop before guiding Darkness up to her bedroom.

Some may ask, why read porn in a world where you get dicked so often by the man Arue was writing about?

Well, sometimes the heart wants what only an author can deliver. Words that inflame the soul. A work out for one’s imagination, reading the deeply sensual soul of the author’s prose. Besides, a girl has to have some hobbies.


It was an average and far too quiet day at Wiz’s magic shop.

“Wiz!”

“S-Sylvia!”


“Cecily!”


“Lily!”


“The Axel Hearts…?”


“Cecily… again…”


It was an average and quiet day at Wiz’s magic shop.

And she’d sold basically nothing.

Her head was in her hands, feeling shame at her lack of ability to be a shopkeeper. Vanir would surely yell at her, perhaps even blast her with his lasers. All because she couldn’t turn down the chance to help her betrotheds.

She'd sixty-nine'd with Darkness after reading Arue's amazing smut for too long, Sylvia had wanted romantic advice for Xara while getting a lap pillow from Wiz, Cecily had wanted to test some of the Kazuma brand merchandise as an inspector (including a live test of a couple of his dildos), Lily had hopped in looking to give Sena her frog tongue massage (which Wiz took so not to lose their deposit), and the Axel Hearts needed help with an emergency costume fix before their show.

All in all, the entire day had gone by and her sign had been more closed than open. With only an hour left of the work day, a despondent Wiz was resigned to her fate. Lying on her counter, counting the seconds till she gave up completely.

“WIZ!”

“Aqua…?”

Her blue haired wife rushed inside, barely letting the door close before she’d reached the lich, grabbing her arms tightly, “Wiz, I messed up! I need your help!”

Wiz sighed, patting the side of Aqua’s thigh lightly with a resigned look about her, “I’ll go turn the sign to ‘closed’.”

“Closed?! Nonono! Why?!” The Goddess panicked, much to Wiz’s confusion. Aqua peered out the window looking at a horde of people approaching the shop, “I got in a fight at the guild about your shop, then promised a bunch of guys that monster girls love your magic items! I-I didn’t think so many of them had weird fetishes like that! I think a bunch of guys have moved to Axel to be closer to monster girls!” Aqua whined, looking super apologetic to the shocked shopkeeper, “They’re super scary weirdos, but I think they’ve got cash! You’re going to stay open, right Wiz?!”

Wiz just stared at the panicking Goddess, “...s-so they just want to buy… anything?”

“Hello, madam.”

Wiz could see why Aqua was a little freaked out by this man. The door bell had rung twice for him, once for the door, and another when his bald head knocked against it. His brow overhung his eyes, making them look cast in shadow, with a wide toothy grin below a pushed in nose.

At least seven feet tall, broad enough that Wiz instinctively backed up, and wearing a sleeveless tunic stitched together from monster girl merchandise: Wyvern tail keychains, slime girl plushies tied to his back, what looked suspiciously like lamia-scale earrings, and a crude embroidery on his front that read “HUG THE DEMIHUMAN WITHIN”.

His biceps bulged. His chin had a cleft you could store coins in. Aqua already bolted behind the counter while Wiz stood her shaky ground.

“Good afternoon to you, most noble lich,” he bowed deeply, dinner plate sized hands respectfully at his sides. “I was informed by your associate that this establishment honors the sacred needs of our beautiful, misunderstood sisters.”

Wiz blinked at the level of respect such an imposing man was showing. He straightened up and clasped his hands in prayer.

“Might you have any item that would increase one’s desirability for wyvern women? There is one living nearby my village in a cave that I believe needs a companion, if only I could earn her trust.”

Wiz blinked. This bizarre person was someone who perhaps took his hobby way too seriously—yet with such a wholesome energy it made it difficult to scold him. His companions forming an orderly queue that stretched further than what Wiz could see.

Aqua, meanwhile, was hiding behind the counter and whisper-screaming,

“SO WEIRD!! TELL ME IF YOU WANT ME TO KICK HIM OUT!!”

Despite her wife’s disdain for the man, Wiz couldn’t help but feel a second wind course through her. Pomfing out her chest with a growing smile, turning to look over her wares while rolling up her sleeves.

“I think I have a gemstone that reflects your emotions, that should prove you’re not a threatening person,” She said, looking over a box of rocks before changing course, “Oh! And this fireproof doormat could prove your innocence and friendship. Or a bracelet that can temporarily give you non-flying wings to look like a wyvern yourself…”


“Hmph. You’ve had an abnormally busy day.”

Vanir and Sena had arrived at the same time to Wiz’s shop, not expecting shelves nearly empty and a shopkeeper lying flat on the ground with a large grin on her panting face.

“I did!”

Aqua had taken up the chair by the window, sipping some tea she’d made for herself. “Wiz was really cool. She was selling crappy items left and right to those monster girl weirdos. Someone wanted a potion to take away one of their eyes to impress a cyclops girl, and Wiz had it in his hands in seconds. There was that portable aquarium the mermaid guy wanted, and the ‘endless sleeping bag’ that the lamia guy loved, she even sold some soap that repels water from you to a guy into slime girls!”

“Intruiging,” said Sena, placing her jacket on the nearby coatrack while looking around the room, “So all these items that Wiz has collected and aren’t useful to adventurers, could have secondary uses for monsters?”

Vanir scratched his chin, “It’s an avenue Moi hasn’t considered… perhaps writing off all these worthless items too quickly.”

“Yeah! And it was all thanks to me!” declared Aqua, hopping up from her seat to walk towards the counter, “I’ll be taking my cut for today, then I’ll be on my way.”

“What?! Moi doesn’t even need to read your empty mind to know a lie!” Vanir growled, grabbing her arm and sneering at her attempt, “You just sat on your regularly used buttocks and drank tea while the usually worthless shopkeeper did everything!”

“Huuh?! Without me, there wouldn’t have been a bunch of weirdos to sell anything to! I deserve my money!”

“Moi would have figured them out eventually! The blue haired slag already own a share of the shop as Harem Knight! You’d be eating into your own profits by ‘taking a cut’!”

“You wanna fight, you damn demon?! Stop trying to confuse me with annoying economic stuff!”

The pair barked and yelled at each other all the way out the room. Leaving Sena to continue to stroke Wiz’s hair, sitting next to her on the floor as the sounds of fighting drifted away on the wind, “Did you have a good day then?”

Wiz opened her tired eye, still unable to lose her smile, “The best.”

Sena couldn’t help but smile back at her wife, leaning down to kiss her forehead gently before getting up from the floor again.

“Let’s invite Aqua to join us in bed tonight.” said Wiz.

“Very well,” nodded Sena, turning the sign to ‘closed’ before taking Wiz’s hand and helping her up, “Just make sure you don’t drink her orgasm again. It nearly killed you last time.”

“No promises~” Wiz giggled as they walked upstairs.

“...no, you should promise that…” said Sena, her voice fading away as they left the store front for the rest of the night.

Meanwhile, outside…

“Goddamit!” Yelled Dust, clasping at his head in frustration, “I’ve needed to buy a potion all day! There was a huge queue five minutes ago, but why is it always closed when I get here?!”


Bonus: The Wiz x Kazuma Scene moved here for pacing and now Wiz’s POV for fun

As soon as I’d closed the shop, Kazuma’s vibe changed.

His hands slammed against the door either side of me, a hungry look in his piercing green eyes that admired every inch of my body. I may be taller than him, but when my husband wanted me so deeply I felt like a meek school girl again. The anticipation of his desires made even my lich’s heart beat so fast in my chest.

My lips were claimed first, yet with how he pressed into my body it felt like so much more had been taken. I wrapped myself around him, returning the fusion of our body heat as best I could, that telltale boil from his crotch making my legs weak yet again. His tongue licked against my lips, practically demanding entry inside yet chivalrously waiting until I unlocked it myself. As soon as I did, our tongues practically became one, his manly tastes alone making my senses shudder as he invaded my mouth.

I was already lifting his shirt while he dominated me. Feeling that warmth of his back skin against my fingertips, tracing the surprising number of battle scars he’d had over the years, or perhaps just previous scratch marks of his many many lovers.

Kazuma began stripping me too, yet I got scared. From the outside of the shop you would see me pressed up against my own closed sign, perhaps even seeing my rear squished against the window… could I really moon passers by like that? Yet the thought of that sent a little thrill up my spine…

“K-Kazuma?” I asked while he peppered my neck with kisses.

“Kazuma -kiss- here. -kiss-”

“C-can we move this upstairs…?”

“No.” He replied bluntly, licking up my chin in a brazenly display of ownership, “But I don’t mind moving to your counter to fuck you there. But you have to get naked for me, Wiz.”

I gulped. If any of my regulars even looked inside, they’d see an old woman performing overly lewd displays in the space meant to serve them. Maybe, since it was still so early, I would get lucky and they’d wait?

It wasn’t like I could resist my husband anyway.

“O-okay…”

He seemed to frown at my timid reaction, but moved his hands from beside me to let me go. I took a breath as I walked, and began undoing the belts on my gambeson robe. I always needed these to keep my large body in, and they do always feel nice to undo, but the anticipation of getting naked in my own shop was still making me very nervous. I then started pulling on my dress to raise it above my head. The garment was long, but soon I was at my counter in only my favourite bra and panties.

Kazuma in that time had stripped completely too, with enough time to pose as well. I gulped again as I saw the full breadth of my husband. That lean body from years of adventuring, that cocky confidence that he knew he’d have fun with me, and then–of course–was his penis.

The last few weeks had been both good and bad for business. Bad because not a lot of people were buying the magic items I sold, yet good because Kazuma brand merchandise just would not stop selling.

Unlike that wonderful pole of his, it wasn’t hard to see why.

My breath always caught in my throat whenever I gazed upon it. It made me question reality itself. Had I really put that in my mouth? It actually fit inside my pussy? Was I that lucky to have someone as amazing as him as a husband? How did he even hide it inside his pants?

I once again shuddered as that huge thing approached me, bobbing shamelessly freely around the place, taking the position right behind me.

That heat rested between my rear cheeks. I never thought my large behind was good for much, especially after becoming an unlovable lich, but Kazuma’s adoration and gropation of it always elates me. He makes me feel like a real woman again.

Yet he would not penetrate me.

“I don’t want to force you, Wiz,” he said, teasing me with delicate scrapes of his cock up my back. Boiling precum dripping against my colder skin. Kazuma grinding his tip up my back with little thrusts to simulate our love, but not taking the plunge into my aching slit, “I want you to want me too. So until you beg-”

So I pulled down my panties and rammed him inside me immediately.

“OOMPH!” He exclaimed, having the wind knocked out of him, “I-I didn’t expect that to turn around so quickly…”

I was the Ice Queen when I was still alive, it wasn’t like a simple tease would truly stop me from getting what I wanted. “I love you, Kazuma. Of course I wouldn’t hesitate to show that.” I replied, looking back over my shoulder with longing lust, “Please, treat your wife well.”

That certainly seemed to turn him on!

“GRAH! I love you too, Wiz! You sexy thick milf lich!” He roared, grabbing tightly onto my waist to start hammering me with all his might. “YOU! ARE! MY! WIFE!”

“YES! YES MY HUSBAND!” I screamed back, unable to stop a smile forming on my face from pure wanton lust. “I LOVE YOUR PENISSS!!!”

His girth surged deep into my pussy, ramming against the deepest walls to knock fire and flames into my soul. I’d spent so long feeling a little bit cold as a lich, but when I am with Kazuma or Sena or Aqua or anyone else, I feel nothing but sparking life. Every thrust made my body quake inside and out.

My heavy breasts quickly escaped their bra prison, jumping up towards my chin before slamming down onto the counter. Had I followed Vanir’s advice to change to a glass cabinet I fear it would have shattered completely just now.

I groaned with every grind he sent up my tight pussy. Pushing back my thick hips to meet all his loving thrusts. Always finding that one spot inside you that you didn’t even know about to slam, turning your knees to jelly slime. My hands clawed at the counter top I worked at every day–the place where I made my livelihood–that Kazuma was making sweaty and dishevelled with the aid of my destructively large chest. But I didn’t care. I didn’t even care if any customers came to the door. I just wanted more and more pleasure.

I bit my lip when his hands found my tits. Mauling my nipples with his fingers, and teasing them with pulls, pinches, plucks, and pets. Kazuma needed to wrap around my body to get his hands around my larger body, while still ramming into me from behind.

Once in the Demon King Army I’d walked into a tent and saw two orcs mating in a similar rutting manner. At the time I felt ashamed, but now I felt I could relate to that female orc’s moans so well.

Kauzma brought my breast to my own mouth, making me suck on it right in front of a hypothetical customer. I did as I was told, letting him continue to play around and bounce my other boob with his hand. Between the embarrassment and the pleasure, my boiling body couldn’t take another second, and I screamed into my own nipple as I climaxed against my workplace.

It was a good thing I had that magic mop…

I don’t remember how long he took me from behind for. Perhaps it was over a hundred thrusts, perhaps over a thousand. After you climax once, counting and time become items of myth. A single orgasm can so easily roll into another as Kazuma identifies exactly where to keep your body pleased.

Rolling his fingers up your back before pulling lightly on your hair: climax. Slamming against your cervix in such a way that he also grinds the place on your belly where it is against the corner of the cabinet: climax. Kissing your mouth as he fills your undead womb with virile and potent seed: the biggest climax you’ve had all week.

Through all of that, he’d managed to push me far enough that my arms overhung on the front of my counter. I was quivering and twitching against my desk, feeling his seed ooze down my legs in such a glorious afterglow.

“Woo! That was great!” Kazuma cheered, patting my butt in a job well done. “Want me to get you a drink? Oh yeah, I think I saw Dust outside by the way…” I didn’t hear him at all, thinking only of the echoes of his thick penis inside me.

I hope I can clean up in time to open the shop soon…

Notes:

Yeah I shortened the amount of stories I have to do. No more 4 stories for Wiz on her own. The whole thing was just taking too long, this works better to get one good idea out each per character. Also I know Luna got a bit of a short one, I may come back to update this chapter and give her a second story at some point. But for now this chapter seemed long enough. Thanks for reading!

Chapter 120: Arue, Chris, Yunyun

Summary:

Three lovely supporters of our heroes get their turn in the spotlight~

Chapter Text

Arue Story (Get Into Writing)

The Crimson Demon village. Specifically, the great writer Arue’s bedroom. Birthplace of some of the greatest works of literature in Axel. She was a proud woman, but always strived to tell another story.

Be it the next great action adventure title of a single man that could slay a thousand men and remain standing, or the comedy tale of a female brawler’s first attempts at magic. No genre or idea was off the table. Though, even she would admit, her tastes had recently swung into using these tropes and stories to live out her erotic side.

Perhaps it was just a sign of her growth. Perhaps it was just the way the market demanded her writing prowess to tell erotica. Or maybe the baby in her belly was causing pheromones to drive her wild (though she did not fully realise she was pregnant yet).

No matter the cause, Arue felt no she had no qualms in pursuing writing that titillated her cunt. If anything, she felt she wasn’t going far enough to perfect her sensual writing style yet.

Striving for that is perhaps why she sought out a particular magic item that she’d heard of long ago. An item now in her possession, thanks to some exchanged cash to some lovely thief types.

The Orb of Empathetic Writing glowed on her desk. Indigo in hue and swirling in texture, the sphere pulsated ever so gently back and forth atop the small pillow she’d placed it on. The item was said to cause whoever wrote near it to feel the same emotions that their written subject was feeling. It was to help the writer become one with their protagonist, to feel their joy, sadness, betrayal, rage, anxiety, anything. Arue always felt it beneath her ability to rely on such tricks. Besides, reports of it causing the writer to avoid killing off characters out of fear seemed like more of a hindrance than a boon.

Arue thought little about the worries of others. She just assumed this would help her with writing porn.

“Hmm, now where was I…?” She hummed, tapping her quill while skimming the sentences she’d written yesterday, “Ah yes. The promotional piece that Saikomiko asked me to write about her Kazuma themed dungeon. A prince and a princess from warring kingdoms get trapped in a magic room that forces one of them to orgasm thirty times before it opens again. Who do they decide will pay the price? And how will they feel about each other after it’s over?”

She smiled at her own work, then mentally prepared to pick up where she’d left off.

Dreadvan Thanarune slammed his hands against the door once more. Splinters dug into his battleworn fist, yet the wood did not yield a single inch. Arue ignored the slight discomfort she felt on her non-writing hand and continued. “DAMMIT” Dreadvan bellowed into his muscular chest, head hung low in pure shame, “My men are dying out there, yet I am stuck here like a plebian worm because of thine incompetence!"

“Lashing out at me will get us nowhere, fool,” retorted Zalgari Dreamthorn, stripping down her royal gown.

“W-what are you playing at…?”

“I will not allow my pride forgo doing what is right,” She replied, slowing down her derobing to stare into her own past, “...not again.” Steeling her resolve, Princess Zalgari continued to undo belt after belt. Her battle robes falling onto the bed she knelt on, until only her underwear remained. “If I must debase myself to be free, then I shall strip a thousand times. Even in front of you.” She placed her rear on the bed and spread her legs ever so gently.

“Wait!” snapped Dreadvan, prepared for so many outcomes but surprised by his opponent. “I’ll do it. I’ll… orgasm the amount.”

Zalgari couldn’t help but smirk, giving a lowered eyebrow to the blushing boy, “Why, Dreadvan. It almost seems like the barbarian prince is attempting to grant me a favour.”

“Do not treat me like one of your prissy knights, woman.” He snarled, ripping at his own clothes in a fit of stubborn anger, “I just… have the tool more suited to the task is all. And would prefer to leave here before we die of old age.”

“Ha! You clearly know nothing about women.”

“What was that?”

Zalgari shook her head in a mocking way, blonde hair cascading down her shoulders following her motions, “You whine about the time it’ll take me, but can you really afford to sleep thirty times to rest your tired worm?”

“I am a warrior! Blessed by the warrior God, Danglor! The stamina I possess would send pleasure through your bones that your family would feel for generations to come!”

“...”

A single pause was all it took to completely change the room’s atmosphere. The look that Zalgari gave him wove a thousand word tale he was woefully unprepared for.

Suddenly, they were not royalty anymore. A naked man and a naked woman was all that remained.

Dreadvan was a shorter king than most. His barbarian nature undercut by his lack of muscles and body hair, yet he’d always been a proud man that fought hard for those around him. Only the shaggy brown mess atop his head truly still spoke of his people’s ways, that and the absurd genetic length currently aiming at Zalgari. She herself looked far more muscular than most of her knights, able to fight on the front lines as a true warrior. It was why so many admired her, with her chest as large as her heart and then some helping too.

They were kneeling on the bed facing each other. Electric sparks flying between them as their desires seeped into the space that remained, demanding they bridge that gap.

“Prove it.”

Dreadvan needed no second invitation. Lunging forward like a panther, he wrapped his warrior hands onto her hips, latching his mouth onto her firm bosom-

“Oh!”

Arue gasped.

She… she’d felt it!

Phantom hands held upon her hips, and Dreadvan’s ghostly mouth still suckled on her tit under her clothes. Arue clamped at her chest, trying to see if she could physically catch the feeling, but to no avail.

“So that’s what it meant…” Arue mumbled, only now truly believing in the power of the artefact. With her curiosity piqued, Arue continued on…

Dreadvan’s tongue motions were fierce, like the warrior he’d been grown to be, lapping hard enough to send ripples up royal breast. Arue could feel the same ripple travel up her left bosom and it made her gasp. But the strategist his nature truly held was analysing her, his fingers rising atop Zalgari’s hips to study her curves. Committing her soft skin to memory as his digits took ahold of the idyllic cleavage makers that so many desired.

Arue probably would have frowned at writing the phrase ‘cleavage makers’ for tits, if her focus wasn’t being torn so fiercely. The feelings of this fictional warrior’s assault solely on her breasts was making the writer heat up, a sweat dripping down her neck as she thirsted for more.

“I-impressive… but I won’t be able to orgasm if you focus only on my chest,” said Zalgari. A moan escaped her lips as he slobbered his long tongue on her right breast, and pinched the left, “Th-though you’re c-certainly ah!~ allowed to t-try…”

He may have been shorter than the blonde princess, but Dreadvan did not let that deter his desires. Fingers moving down from her chest to trace along her muscular abdomen, until their search dipped into moist depths.

A shudder ran up Arue’s spine when she felt something run across the top of her panties.

For all his barbarian bluster, Dreadvan was surprisingly gentle. Respecting her body while still hungrily revelling in it. A taste of delicate flowers dancing on his tongue the more he licked her vast chest. Bizarrely, Arue tasted the faint flowery soap that Zalgari had soaked in too. It wasn’t as prevalent as Zalgari’s feelings, but she was still writing Dreadvan too… Zalgari had let him take the lead, but she was not a princess that let others do everything. Her own fingers that had been encouragingly exploring his scarred back now began searching lower depths of Dreadvan. Taking firm hold of that thick member at the same point a finger penetrated her soaked slit.

“Ohh…” Arue moaned, suddenly clamping at her crotch from the feeling of a thick finger spreading apart her labia. All while she also felt the ghostly heat of both Dreadvan’s cock and Zalgari’s cunt on her fingertips. Shudders rippled over her body. This was the hardest her heart had ever thundered in her chest while writing.

Originally she’d planned these two characters to be equals in their passion, but she was quickly using her experiences with a certain adventurer cloud her story.

Not wanting to stop writing for long, as soon as Arue wanted her panties off she leapt from her seat to do so, landing after a second with her underwear only attached around her left ankle. Then she flipped up her skirt, letting her steaming slit out into open air. It had been a while since she masturbated while writing, she usually waited until she was in the bath with a good book and her favourite Kazuma brand dildo.

Arue pressed her left fingers into her aching pussy gently while her right continued to write.

Instincts seemed to drive Dreadvan more than sense. His eyes hung low, yet rarely blinked. Staring at her lithe form for weakness. A proverbial fox in the hen house. Even Zalgari’s hands on his member did not deter his advance into her intimate area. The princess still lay partly on her back, squirming as his single finger penetrated her back and forth, back and frt~

Arue’s quill slipped away from her after a particularly violent shudder. Stroking her pussy while Dreadvan fingered her was growing dangerous, but she still wanted more. Going back to fix her mistake.

squirming as his single two fingerS penetrated her back and forth, back and forth. A slow but growing speed. Mouth still gripping her breast tight while bracing himself against the headboard behind her. He loomed over her, like a beast considering taking pity on a weaker creature.

Zalgari would have been shocked by her enemy’s ability, if only she had the ability to pause him and think. Without it, the princess was reduced to a mewling quim under the prince’s thumb.

Perhaps it was the huge throbbing member she was stroking that stoked her lusts. She’d believed the rumors of Dreadvan’s harem were simple propaganda to make her enemy seem savage, but with a breeding tool such as this doubts began to rise. The thickness required both hands to encircle the meat, a length that could make equines blush, with rugged vein riddled skin wrapping the diamond hard penis that Dreadvan presented her.

Yet, even with his own lusts so apparent, the prince focused only on her pleasure. Pumping his digits so wonderfully rhythmically she wondered if he perhaps had the secret soul of a musician. Her thighs rubbed together, bucking her hips against his thick manly fingers, trapping-

“AAHH!” Arue screamed, her cunt juices splashing upwards against the bottom of her desk. Was orgasming before her characters embarrassing? Arue’s thoughts were so scattered it didn’t matter for long. Only the orb in front of her could have laughed, and it was too busy releasing a dull light from its swirling vortex to care either.

trapping his attack between her tight warrior legs. It didn’t deter Dreadvan for a second. If anything, the action encouraged him to take even more from the princess. His head finally moving from her breast to passionately kiss her.

Th ekiss vas amaz…

“Haaaa…” Arue groaned. Feeling both sides of the kiss in her mouth at once. The manly taste of Dreadvan and the soft tongue of Zalgari, warring just past her lips. Her writing finger pulled at her own cheeks in sheer madness, while her other hand refused to stop matching Dreadvan’s incredible pussy fingering.

Writing was going to be hard with her eyes continually rotating upwards in pleasure.

The kiss was amazing. Forbidden lusts of two warring factions, their passion was as real as it was wrong. Tongues melting together, wrestling like alpha seals on the beach, neither had ever kissed another before but yet they’d definitely win a kissing contest for real. Arue’s drool dripped onto her sodden thighs. Her tongue getting sucked and licked on all sides, unable to return into her mouth.

Dreadvan fingered her so good. Three fingers slammed into her gushing cunt, thumb in her ass, his other hand pinching at her clit, playing her like a fckn vilion.

“FUCK!” Arue’s super sensitive pussy exploded again.

The sour smells of her self pleasure permeating every inch of the air around her now. She panted with head hung backwards, needing at least a little break after such passionate self love.

But the echoes of Dreadvan’s fingers still teased her slit without mercy, a heat burning ever brighter in the Crimson Demon’s cunt. It forced Arue to strip further garments to stay cool until she remained in only her knee length socks and hair ribbon.

After a few minutes of ragged breathing and battling phantom fingering, the story’s words lost their effects on Arue’s body, finally giving her a true chance to break.

The magical empathy had nearly driven her into a third consecutive orgasm in a row. Something she seemed a little too happy about.

‘My writing truly does leap off the page.’ Arue thought to herself, pinching at her unclothed areola and feeling the zing of pleasure course through her sensitive body once more.

Female juices dripped off her desk in front of her. Some staining her discarded school uniform, while others just splashed against her wooden floor. Arue decided she’d wrecked her workstation enough for one session, and brought the orb, her book, her quill, and a towel all over to her bed.

Placing herself head low and ass up, her book resting on her pillow to let her write while resting on her elbows. It looked like she was presenting herself to get fucked by the orb she’d left at the bottom of her bed. Wagging her large ass back and forth in excitement as her well loved pussy dripped against the towel.

In her excitement, Arue forgot to keep the proper perspective running. Switching from third person to Zalgari’s POV without a single indication.

I had just come down off one of the greatest orgasms of my life, all thanks to my sworn enemy.

Five in a row in such rapid succession had left me a melted panting mess on the bed. It was funny, I’d had sordid dreams of barbarian lusts, but never had I thought of the prince being so… methodical in approach. He’d shamelessly flipped me and raised my ass up to his face in his fingering, so focused in his motions, like he thought my pussy deserved his unbridled attention.

Dreadvan truly gave as good as he could.

Yet even the most noble souls require release sometimes. And from the throbbing that one eyed monster was doing, I could tell he needed me as much as I wanted him.

“Fuck me, Dreadvan. Prove to your Gods the lengths of your honor.”

The prince ran a hand up his lengthy honor with a smirk on his lips, “If the lady insists. I did tell you I had the tool to accomplish the job.”

“That you did~” I hummed back, waving my ass at him as he got into position.

He grasped my hips firmly. I could feel no ill will in his actions, only true strength of character, lining up that cockhead with my gushing quim. Somehow I trusted him. This man I’d only ever interacted with from afar. As an enemy. Yet here we were, about to make love, as if I’d just spent the day in a white dress for him.

Perhaps Dreadvan felt the weight of our decisions too, waiting at my entrance to consider the possibilities. Or he simply liked teasing his prey before he pounced.

Either way, I was solely unprepared for the huge labial splitting he enacted upon my pu~

“Nnnn oohhh g-gooodddd…” Arue hissed as Dreadvan entered her from behind. It wasn’t her first time compared to Zalgari, but she empathised deeply with the princess’ first ever dicking. A Kazuma sized cock had been her first too.

It felt so good. My pussy ate the whole thing in one go. It boiled my insides, bashed against my cervix, and made my mons protrude from the sheer size of it.

Arue took a quick second from writing to feel her own belly lump where the phantom Dreadvan was fucking her. Gripping at her mons and well crushed cervix.

I groaned, but he showed me no mercy. Bringing his dick out almost all the way to the tip before slamming it back inside me even harder-

“GAWD!” Hissed the writer, scrunching up her sheets as her pussy leaked more and more onto her towel. That had been a really strong slam, stirring up her entire insides in one fell swoop, “Hoo fuck… hoo fuck…”

Then he did it again three more times.

“HANNN! HANNN! NNNNAAAAHHH!!!”

He slammed her g-spot

“KUUAHH!”

G-spot again

“UNH! YESS!”

g-spot and cervix! His dick hit them both!

“UNGGHFUCK!” Arue quaked in orgasm. The sight of her pussy stretching itself on seemingly nothing was truly something the swirling orb could behold. Blasting the end of her bed with more cunt juice.

His neck reached over and kissed me passionately. Gone was the sense of body structure. Arue’s mind was losing the plot. ‘Dreadvan’s’ tongue sucking on her own as she twitched and gasped. His hands pulled on my breasts, teasing my nipples and licking my areola. It didn’t even matter that his tongue was currently busy, she wanted her cleavage makers fucked again. She’d retcon him to be a man of rubber and clones for all she cared.

He was fucking me really really hard. Over and over again, not stopping for anything but my order to make him cum.

The clap of Arue’s ass cheeks filled her apartment. Her hips bucking on visually nothing, but internally everything. Dreadvan hadn’t stopped kissing her or stopped focusing on her breasts. Every part of Arue was quickly becoming an erogenous hotspot of pleasure, and the greedy writer still demanded more from her work.

He fucked me harder. Faster. Better than anything I’d experienced.

The wild animal knew exactly where to fuck me for maximum pleasure every time.

Kazuma’s huge dick feels so fucking hot and big. Slippery too, like it can fuck anything it wants. I just want to hold it in my pussy and ride for forty days and forty nights. Hot fucks my pussy so good i like a magic mmmm…

Her writing hand was on autopilot, but even that was failing the more she was fucked. Concentration was at an all time low as she leaked sweat, pussy juice, and milk. (Her body had been changed pretty permanently from her time inside the Kazuma hole back in the dungeon. Arue’s titty milk was a side gig for cash at this point.)

She had to keep writing to keep the sex going, but she was quickly losing her mind. Only able to increase the pleasure in short bursts of sanity.

And then he fucked my ass too!

Arue groaned deeply. Her asshole spreading to let in the ghostly dick that penetrated her clenching ring. Thighs spread wide as she was pushed down flat onto the bed. The weight of two dicks inside her was too strong for her knees to handle.

His dick reached so far! Bullying my womb from two sides, crushing my burning insides with his big fuck pole!

“EEEEEEEE! FUCK!” She squealed for the first time in her life. So many thundering quakes attacking her insides, she bucked and moaned like crazy.

Girth good! Lenght ghod! Best dick ver! Then fucked my fat tits two!

More empathetic cocks reached out to caress Arue. Her tits, already well loved, now had a huge burning pole between their sensitive cleavage. Joining their fellow dicks in fucking their creator in perfect unison.

& mouth!

Arue gagged on nothing. The stretching feeling of getting face fucked with none of the actual meat in the way. She may have even been able to breathe better like this, though her oesophagus was mighty confused.

reched mj stomaamch!

So much spittle flew everywhere. Arue’s tongue slapping against the incorporeal length that rammed against her face.

fck me! hrder f<kmee~!!

She was writing on her pillow now, missing the page to just repeatedly ask it to fuck her. Over and over again. The orgasms coming faster and faster as the writer demanded so much. All reaching the final plot point, letting her Chekhov's gun the flood of oncoming jizz.

“NNHHNN!! CMMMM!!!!”

CUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCUMCMMMMMM

Arue felt every gushing blast of sperm against her body. The dicks in her tits spurting thick phantom ropes onto her chin, the cock in her mouth proverbially filling her stomach, and the poles that rammed below crushing her womb with cum from both sides.

Her writing devolved into just love hearts and a single ‘Kazuma X Arue’. A huge open mouthed grin on her face as she giggled away from the maddening pleasure.

Arue wouldn’t leave her apartment for a week after this. This wasn’t uncommon for the writer when she got into the writing zone, and her fans anticipated one of her great stories to unfurl after this lul in appearances.

The writer would be found in her home sticky and shaking. A week of gangbanging herself with her magic item had left her more than disheveled, but so very satisfied. The scribbles of her latest ‘novel’ was something that her publicist scraped up from around the ground, hoping that Arue’s clear sexual enjoyment would translate to the fans and earn her big bucks.

Arue’s book was such a confusing mess of plots, characters, and sexual kinks that in a thousand years it would be the cause of a religious war.


Chris Story 1 (Defending Honor)

“What? It’s not a nude house!”

The table of men she’d overheard turned and looked at Chris’ sudden interruption. Then their eyelids went down in pitied annoyance.

“C’mon Chris. We all know what happens at Kazuma’s mansion every day.” said one man, taking a swig from his drink.

“He’s a damn, errr, Harem Knight! Haha! If he ain’t, errr, spending all day in the, errr, nude then what’s the d-damn point!”

“I got a buddy that does the fresh fruit deliveries. Does a little bit a peeping, as a side gig, ya know? Says not once have they looked through Kazuma’s window without seeing either some open tits or swinging dick. And sometimes? Both.”

The other men reacted but Chris just looked despondent, “...wouldn’t that be the peeper’s fault…?” She asked, but after getting confused looks she shook her head. Chris still felt the need to defend her friends, “They do other stuff too! Darkness helped a bunch of monster girls integrate into society!”

“Here errrr here!” exclaimed one guy, swinging his drink into the air. His buddies all cheered with him and took a swig of their glasses, before hooting and hollering at the nearby table housing a saucy looking lamia, centaur, and harpy.

“We ain’t saying he ain’t a good dude. We just don’t wanna visit his place…”


Chris knew this was a bad idea as soon as she left the guild.

Leading the men to Kazuma’s Mansion to prove their innocence? How easy a setup for failure could there be?

This entire plan required them to knock on the door and for whoever to answer to not be naked.

There was perhaps a less than zero percent chance that would happen.

“Look… we don’t need to do this…” Chris mumbled to her annoyed entourage, “I-I don’t think they’ll be home…”

“Oh no! You called us all morons! We gon’ prove this NOW!”

“I’m sorry for what I said…”

“Too late! Go open the door!”

With a whimper and sigh, Chris approached the front door. Already she was resigned to her fate. Every step just another nail in her proverbial shame coffin. The knock against the door slow, hoping that maybe they would be too busy fucking to hear her…?

Knock… knock…

“Sup, Chris?” asked Kazuma.

He… he was clothed!

Green jumpsuit, but it wasn’t naked!

“You! Kazuma! Y-you’re dressed!”

“...I’m a big boy, you know. I know how to dress myself.”

“See?!” Chris yelled behind her, “Told you!”

There were a bunch of half annoyed grumbles from the gaggle of men. Some even exchanging money, their bets paying off.

Kazuma seemed a little confused and annoyed by what was happening, “What the fuck did you tell them?”

“Oh, they thought you were a nudist mansion. I told them you aren’t that bad.”

“...is that why you were so shocked I was clothed? Aren’t you just as bad as them for doubting my ability to wear clothes?” He growled.

“Wha-?! N-no… n-never doubted you for a second…”

“Sure. Hey! Wanna know why you always see us with no clothes on in my house?!” Kazuma called to the men, making Chris’ stomach drop from his bizarre behaviour. “It’s because a certain someone has a magic item that automatically steals our underwear whenever she’s around! Look, she’s wearing my underwear right now!”

“What?! No I’m-!” Her eyes went wide when she saw him flash his time stopping stopwatch. He seemed to glitch in place, and she felt a sudden feeling of cloth over her booty shorts.

“She is!”

“There was a weird magic… then his boxers appeared on her ass!”

“Look it happened again, and now there’s panties on her head!”

“Those poor girlies… we’re sorry for doubting you, Kazuma!”

“Chris was the underwear pervert thief all along!”

“NO!” The thief screamed in despair, throwing all the panties that Kazuma had put on her in the time stop to the ground. Kazuma himself just slurping a drink he’d picked up from inside in the gap. With teeth grinding fury, she jammed a finger into the cocky asshole’s chest, “Why don’t I have their underwear then, Kazuma?!” She asked, gesturing to the men behind them.

“The bit isn’t funny enough to strip dudes over.”

She wanted to throttle him, “Tell them I’m not a pervert!”

“Oh, Chris. We both know that isn’t true.” He smirked, “Besides, they’ve run off.”

Her head snapped around to indeed find that the burly adventurers had run away, probably to hide from ‘Chris the Underwear Thief’. Despair filled her heart. Her reputation would take weeks to repair once that rumour escaped. All because she’d tried to defend her friends from being called nudists.

Kazuma finished his drink with a loud slurp, “So, we’re about to play strip poker. Winner gets oral from the loser. Wanna play too?”

“...fine.”

Chris made sure to use all the power of the Goddess of Luck to ensure Kazuma repeatedly ate her cunt out that night.


Chris Story 2 (Hard & Raw Flashbacking)

Usually, after a job well done, the story of the day come to a close.

That’s what Chris believed. Her quest to collect the lost magic items of the heavens was a long one, spanning years of her thief body’s life. She had a system. Case the joint, Hatch a plan, Ready contingencies, Infiltrate/improvise, Secure payload. The C.H.R.I.S. system worked every time, just like it had today. With her team of Melissa, the rival thief, and Esu, the slime girl/aspiring thief, they’d managed to break into a secure vault of the corrupt ‘Don Corneo’. Among all the riches they took to split was ‘The Diary of Physical Memory’ which was Chris’ singular successful target.

But Darkness and her harem often threw a wrench into the idea her day was ‘over’.

They didn’t even need to make an appearance to wreck her plans. The three girls were sitting in a late night camp site. The convoy they were travelling overnight with was mostly calm, though some were still chatting about this and that. Dinner was over now, the campfire just embers and last smoky gasps, with only the stars for light.

So how did Darkness’ harem worm it’s way in? Honestly, Chris wondered how she ever got five minutes rest from them. Between the Eris worshipper loudly ‘praying’ in her tent, the drunk man trying to get girls to compare his dick to Kazuma’s, and the tale over dinner about ‘the man who fell the Demon King’s Daughter with his dick’, they couldn’t escape them.

So of course, the topic shifted to him too.

“People sure do love Kazuma!” Esu giggled. The pink hues of her gooey form shimmering gently in the moonlight, “You two have had sex with him too, right?”

Melissa, currently holding up a piece of her gold to admire it, gave Esu a disinterested eyebrow, “Yes, Gummy girl. As much as it loathes me, I have done the deed with the worm.” She frowned at herself before shrugging, “His strength in the art doesn’t suit his form, but he can absolutely thrust his huge cutie around when he wants to. I’m sure I was the hottest fuck he’s ever had.”

“Wow, really?!” The naive Esu sparkled, “You were hotter than him with his girlfriends?”

Melissa ran her hand down her hourglass form with utmost confidence, “Just look at me and try to deny it.”

“...”

Melissa could tell Chris was staying quiet on purpose, “Got something to say, shortie?”

“...the hottest ever? I don’t know, Melissa.” said Chris, “Wild animal Kazuma can be fun… but I guess I’m a girl who likes things a little more… intimate.”

Esu sighed happily, “I like it when he gets his whole body inside me, and I can just congeal around that meat over and over and over…”

“You think your time with Kazuma is hotter than mine?” huffed Melissa, seemingly irate over the idea she may not have won this bizarre pussy measuring contest, “Our threesome on Maid Day wasn’t the only time I’ve let his cute penis into me, you know. After I got a new womb from that futa general of his, I spent an entire night with him. He fucked me hard, from sun down to sun up. What was your hottest time with him, hm?”

Chris blushed a little, a memory forming of a very specific time with Kazuma, “I’m not going to tell y-”

FLASH

Suddenly a white light erupted from Chris’ back pocket. The flashbang making everyone need to blink repeatedly to readjust to the dark sky again.

In her daze, Chris brought out the magic item she’d stolen. Still faintly glowing in her hand.

“That book…” mumbled Melissa. Looking over to Chris that was staring at the page, “That was what the mission was for, wasn’t it?” She sussed out, reaching over to take what wasn’t hers, “What did it just do to us? Let me see that.”

Chris tried to drag it away too late, “W-wait!” She snapped but Melissa’s hand grazed the-


Melissa experienced a lot of new sensations in that second flash of light. She felt smaller, tighter, flatter. She felt a sensitivity level that can only be brought about when Kazuma fucked a Goddess. But most of all, she felt that iconic phallus excavating from her cunt.

Everything felt hazy. She was… in a bedroom? No… but, kinda? She could see a bedroom, but it was through a window. The breeze was too strong to be in a house. Bark rubbed against her fingers. face, and knees. It was boiling yet the gentle wind was so chilling up her spine, gasping on ragged breaths. The sensations were overwhelming, yet Melissa couldn’t move anything she wanted to. Like someone else was piloting this scene.

“K-Kazuma…?” Melissa heard Chris’ voice say. The strange part was, it was coming out of her mouth. “Y-you haven’t cum in me yet…” Her head turned gently out of her control, looking over a shoulder that wasn’t hers to stare at that cocky big dicked worm. Moonlight beaming down behind him through the leaves.

“I know.” grinned Kazuma towards her, his thumb gently stroking her uncovered ass cheeks, “Part of me wants to leave you like this. A drooling, sensitive, mess.”

“Nooo…” Chris’ voice whined. Her hips pushing back against his grip to bump at his crotch, “Th-the stakeout…”

Kazuma’s eyes glanced over to the mansion in front of them, “Oh yes, you’re right. This total sham of a stakeout would be ruined! Not from the loud moans you keep making, not from the fact we don’t even know if this guy has your magic item since he went to bed, but because they’d see your sexy butt wiggling around in the tree, unable to get down.”

“Hmph.” Thought Melissa, “What a-”

“Jerk.” said Chris. Both the language and tone were softer than what Melissa would have said.

“Don’t be like that~” said Kazuma, moving in closer to her body. Scooping her up in his arms while sitting down, making her lean against his chest rather than the trunk.

Melissa had never felt like this before around Kazuma.

She could feel his warmth.

Smell his manly scent.

And feel her heart beat so hard in her chest.

“I know you, Chris,” his voice hummed, hot breath in her ear that he was gently nibbling, hands still roaming her cheeks firmly, “You try and act all proper, but you like it when we make it nasty. You wouldn’t have brought me on this stakeout if you didn’t get off on actively hiding your slutty side.”

“Not-”

“Let’s list out the ways you’re being naughty, shall we?” Kazuma didn’t let her rebuttal with a quick slap and rub on her butt, all. “One: You made us cosplay as the masked thief duo that we used to attack the capitol.” They were both functionally naked, but also synched on orange scarfs, “Right, boss?”

Chris shuddered, his fingers gently dampening against her slit, “A-assistant-kun…”

“Two: You didn’t wear underwear. Plus, this rubber top of yours is totally seethrough.” Chris couldn’t really argue with Kazuma’s nipple twist, “Three: You’re moaning loud enough to break my Lurk skill. I know you don’t wanna be caught, but the danger is totally soaking you, innit?”

Melissa could feel the truth of Kazuma’s words through her soul. Chris was boiling, her cunt dripping all the way down the huge branch they sat on to water the target’s flower garden. Not helped by the expert fucker playing her body like a guitar.

“Four: he’s an Eris worshipper, yet here you are.”

“Nnn… H-he won the i-item in Elroad…”

“Yeah yeah. I’m sure he’ll see it that way too. Any other naughty things I’m missing?”

“F-five… even though you’re Darkness’ boyfriend…”

Melissa felt it all with that quiet stare between the two.

She felt like Kazuma was the first one to ever think she was sexy. Desire, knowing Kazuma’s touch drove her wild. Self-loathing, knowing how much of a dickhead he was to get feelings for. Guilt, for feeling this way towards her best friend’s boyfriend. But she also felt her lip bite at his gentle touch moving her sweaty hair from her forehead.

“M-maybe I’ll have to talk to the others…” mumbled Kazuma. His cocky attitude getting thrown for a loop by Chris’ honesty, “But I should probably finish the stakeout first. Let’s see, how’s an hour of oral sound?”

“A-an hour?!”


As soon as his tongue hit her pussy, Melissa was shunted back into the barren grassland she’d started in.

She was panting, apparently having been masturbating the entire time. Melissa twitched in post orgasmic bliss, having to peel her fingers away from her sticky pussy. As she sat up again, she saw that Chris was in a similar state of full fingered disarray with her head fallen forwards. The book within arms reach of both of them.

“What… what the hell… was that?!” panted Melissa.

“You’re back!” gasped Esu, splashing over to the both with a smile, “You both sat there for ages, totally zoned out, just stroking and moaning… just like Svobena in one of her ‘moods’!”

Melissa shook her head, still groggy from the out of body experience, “I… was that your memory?”

“Y-yeah…” admitted Chris, dragging herself off the grass, “The book is a diary of memories. I’d heard it was a magic item that lets you relive moments of your life, but I really didn’t expect it to copy a memory like that…”

“Ooh, that sounds fun!” said Esu, “Can I try…?”

Before the slime girl could reach out to the book, Melissa snatched it first.

“Hmph! A magic sex diary?! Y-you won’t sway me with such dirty tactics! The sex I had with Kazuma was way hotter than this… ‘naughty’ drivel!”

FLASH

Once again the three were left bleary eyed from the book’s bright shining magic.

“...see for yourself.” Melissa huffed while tossing the book towards the smaller thief.


Chris experienced a lot of new sensations in that second flash of light. She felt taller, heavier, bustier. A bounce to her chest with every step that Chris had never experienced before. She felt long hair tussle down her naked back. But most of all, she felt the heat of a steamy room she was strutting into.

“Melissa?”

Kazuma turned around in the shower, barely having a chance to get her name out before her long confident hands were on his junk. Lathering his already soapy nards while pushing her breasts into his chest. Chris could see the way he smiled at Melissa. Not as caring as when she looked at her, but perhaps more sexually excited?

“It’s been about a week, Worm.” Melissa’s voice purred, “Your harem’s sex friend is feeling bored.”

“Oh well, by all means. Interrupt one of the rare times I’m alone these days for more sex.” He snarkily replied, though his fingers squeezing her increasingly soapy tits definitely betrayed his tone. “Bend over then. This hot water won’t last forever.”

No foreplay, no build up, just letting her pendulous breasts swing between her palms slapping against the bathroom tile and the outstretched rear she shunted out for him.

Yet it still felt hot to just… fuck. To have a sexy body and be wanted like that. Chris always fought against the claims she looked too young or mannish (things that at least never held Kazuma back) but Melissa never had to experience them. She was a full bodied, experienced, woman. Getting her tight pussy split apart by the town stud, clapping her cheeks for him just because she was bored and horny. It may not be any levels of forbidden, but as Kazuma’s thrusts became a fever pitch of wild strength, Chris had to admit it was hot.


“Th-there… see?” Melissa panted, apparently having discarded her hot pants mid flashback. Both women were lying on their backs, fingers deep in their cunts, with Melissa’s head on Chris’ stomach.

“I never argued…” replied a gasping Chris.

Melissa was too focused on winning to listen, “B-bet even your second, third, and fourth hottest times with Kazuma d-don't compare with mine.”

“Wha-?”

FLASH


Melissa’s vision transitioned straight into licking cunt in the next flashback.

It was late at night, fire barely still crackling in the background as three occupied the Dustiness Mansion couch. The pleasurable aftershocks of a post Kazuma fuck were still echoing through Chris’ body as cum oozed from her well pleasured slit.

She could barely see past the fat tits that jiggled ahead of her, but somehow she instinctively knew that Darkness was the one moaning on the other side. Cum splashed her tongue from Darkness’ pussy lips. Kazuma sat behind her, lounging with hand on her hip, having his cock cleaned by Xara who leant over the back of the couch to lazily suck him off. It seemed to be just after yet another orgy at the Kazuma household, the only difference being the group all wore fetish animal outfits. Cat ears headbands, bunny tails, fluffy cuffs, cow print bikinis.

“Hmm, my husband, has Aqua been riding your delicious dick recently?” Hummed Xara, wiping some of her spit from her mouth, “I do love her holy Goddess tang. Reminds me of that Unicorn Spit you got me hooked on~”

“Th-that’s mine…” Chris admitted quietly into Darkness’ pussy.

“Chris is m-my Goddesssss…” cooed Darkness, struggling to form words as the woman she prayed to dug her tongue deep inside her slit. “Mmm… though I hear, she wants to be more than that~”

The licks paused as Chris realised what she meant, “Kazuma! Y-you actually told her?!”

“Of course.” He replied while playing casually with one of Xara’s huge teets. The succubus tilted her head at him while sucking, so he explained, “Chris has a crush on me~”

“Ahh, I see~ Well, don’t despair, little Goddess. It’s hard not to be affectionate for a man like my husband.” said Xara, returning her mouth to sucking him off.

“I’m not in ‘despair’…” Chris mumbled again, just blowing air into Darkness at this point, too embarrassed about her feelings to continue licking cum out of her. “...you really okay with it, D?”

The image began to fade away, just as Darkness smiled and gave an inaudible answer.


“This cannot be real.”

Melissa sighed. “Of course, he’s the one that shows up.”

“This shit actually happens?!”

Chris only heard Kazuma this time. The vision of the flashback was showing the alleyway next to Wiz’s shop. With her waist feeling considerably constrained. A quick glance over her shoulder revealed that the majority of Melissa was still in Wiz’s shop. Half in, half out. Looking like she had failed to escape a rabbit’s house after eating too much honey.

“Sh-she really wanted the plushy soft toy, but raced too quickly into the shelves and activated the portable hole next to it…” explained Wiz from inside. “K-Kazuma?”

A sudden rapid sound of feet and the giddy face of an asshole appeared in front of Melissa. “No way! It really is you!”

“Are you going to help me out of here or not, worm?!” She hissed, looking ready to swipe at his throat just to reduce his happiness.

“One condition. You let me live out a fantasy on the other side of you first.”

Melissa gave him a deeply unimpressed frown. Of course he wanted to fuck a trapped woman who couldn’t escape, and was blackmailing her with freedom until she agreed. If it wasn’t for the fact she’d been thinking of one night standing him tonight as it was, she may have turned him down.

“Only if you pass me that.” She told him while pointing towards the floor. The cuddly fox toy had been out of her reach for nearly ten minutes and it was driving her nuts.

Kazuma quickly passed her the item, to which Melissa gave it a big full chested hug. “UWAWAWAWA! So fluffy!” She exclaimed, realising too late that the man that had handed it to her was nowhere to be seen.

“Thanks Melissa! I’ll pay for the doll!” said Kazuma from the other side of the wall. His hands were already peeling off her booty shorts. Chris could feel his hands caressing her booty, licking it with zero shame or sense.

“Hm~” Melissa confidently smirked. Even though she was trapped in the wall and about to get fucked deeper inside of it, Melissa felt like a winner.

She’d have fucked him for free.


The scene transitioned back to Chris’ life, though not for long. Flipping back and forth quicker with each passing flashback.

Melissa could see Chris making out with Kazuma and Aqua. A three way kiss, tongues extended long, as Kazuma once more claimed his original Goddesses. Though this time, it seemed Chris was focusing just as much as being accepted by Aqua as she was being loved by Kazuma.

Chris experienced Melissa pretending to date an evil nobleman, getting all the way to the bedroom, excusing herself to get ‘more comfortable’, only to come out riding Kazuma’s dick. A cuckolding for the ages. The salacious affair making her rough sex ever hotter, especially after the nobleman’s (now ex) wife joined her in riding Kazuma.

Melissa saw Chris and Kazuma fucking Megumin in their thief outfits. Somehow, the girl still had not realised it was them.

Chris got to see more one night stands by Melissa. A fair few of them including the monster girls that lived in Kazuma’s mansion. Whenever a fluffy girl was willing to get groped by the freaky thief, they’d get to have some fun with her and Kazuma too.

Both experienced each memory in their fullest, getting more and more exhausted but unable to look away from the months of sexual highs the other had experienced. They didn’t need to say it, but neither would be able to figure out which sex was hotter. Chris’ lovey dovey play versus Melissa’s rough and tumble rawness.

When it finally ended, the two found that the light of the sun was coming up again, with their lower halves feeling completely like jelly from the hours of orgasmic flashbacks they’d experienced.

And speaking of jelly.

“Hey, wanna see my hottest time with Kazuma?” asked Esu, reaching forwards to touch the book.

“WAIT!” They both screamed, but it was too late.

It was quite the memory to experience. Kazuma entering your goopy body and then masturbating inside of it. The sheer dysmorphia in that moment caused both to swear off ever using the diary ever again.

Though that didn’t stop Eris from occasionally reliving her first time with Kazuma.


Yunyun Story (Sex Battle)

It started with an idea.

Dinner had been going fine. The usual levels of loud talking, story sharing, and someone doing something perverse. It was a little celebration for Yunyun, who had been praised for her first few weeks training as village chief. Her father had made her shadow his duties. Yunyun, with her presence, wisdom, and ability to have common sense in matters, was solving problems for the Crimson Demons all over town.

And that pissed a certain someone off.

“She’s ruining our way of life, Kazuma!” Megumin huffed.

“Hm?”

“Yunyun!” She growled, struggling to tear his focus away from Sena jerking him off into her soup. “She keeps changing things in the village! The poor village talisman salesman was destroyed after she proved his talismans actually make curses rather than break them.”

Sena looked up from her wanking confused, “...is that not a good thing?”

“He’s a part of the culture! Who doesn’t want to battle a minor curse now and then?” Megumin refuted, “She also ruined the ‘Talking Vegetable Field’ by proving it was just the owner hiding in a bush, and stopped the illegal potion trade from hoarding the fun potions.”

“Are the Crimson Demons just a bunch of scammers?!” exclaimed Kazuma.

After a beat where she looked away, Megumin suddenly changed the subject, “She’s making it all too normal! I knew helping her win the title of chief was a mistake…”

“Mm. Didn’t you win too?” asked Aqua, loudly chewing on a piece of meat that wasn’t attached to Kazuma for once.

Megumin blinked, “...huh?”

“You won the things, so are you chief t-?!” She was suddenly cut off by Yunyun clamping her mouth shut.

“Shush!” Yunyun hissed, giving a sweaty nervous smile over to her rival, “H-hi Megumin! E-enjoying the celebration?”

As Aqua began flailing in Yunyun’s grip, Megumin’s eyes tightened, “...you have something you want to tell me, Yunyun?”

“...please don’t take this away from me! You said you didn’t want to be chief anyway!”

“I don’t! But maybe you need to see how a real Crimson Demon handles power before you’re ready!”

“Y-you can’t just take it from me now!”

“I can challenge you! It’ll be easy, I’ve already won all of our rival battles!”

“Hmm.” hummed Sena, breaking the two’s blood-feud level attention on each other as they snapped their gaze over to the secretary. “Technically, if there is a dispute in the harem, then it should be determined by whomever can best dominate Lady Darkness sexually.”

“Ha! Easy!” Megumin sneered.

“Yeah, but Darkness is busy today,” Kazuma pointed out, “She’s with her dad, helping him prepare for his first date with that ogre milf that moved to town recentlyyyy!”

All eyes were on Kazuma’s thick jet stream of jism erupting into Sena’s soup. The salty liquid coating and mixing into the green bowl, splattering onto the table while the secretary struggled to contain Kazuma’s thick orgasm.

“S-so what next?” asked a blushing Yunyun.

“Just use Kazuma,” Aqua shrugged, dipping her toad leg into some semen that had escaped Sena’s bowl, “I’m sure he could figure out some fun challenges for you to do.”


With the idea of a sexy rival fight in place, now it was just a case of finding the right venue. While the girls wanted to keep it inside the bedroom, Kazuma decided to mix things up and took them to one of the hot springs his harem owned. Sure, he had to sneak in due to the abundance of Axis freaks, but once inside the owners knew not to alert the town to his presence. Meaning the three had a whole warm pool all to themselves.

The three of them relaxed for a moment first, letting their worries drift away in the warmth of a midday soak. Megumin and Yunyun rested against Kazuma’s arms, while he got to ogle some floating wet breasts on the water’s surface. Two thirds of the group were happy to leave this whole business behind them, but one never lost focus.

“Right, everyone knows the rules? Kazuma gives us a sexy dare, then decides a winner based on what happens. First to five wins. Got it?” said Megumin.

Yunyun frowned, “Th-that isn’t fair, Megumin! Kazuma’s your boyfriend!”

“Please, everyone knows you and Chris are sort of unofficial girlfriends.”

That shocked Yunyun to her core, “I-I am?!”

“Yeah, probably.” Kazuma shrugged with a smirk.

“Does that mean I get to k-kiss you, Kazuma?” She asked timidly.

He’d have responded, but that would have taken away valuable kissing seconds. Instead his wet hand pushed her face close to his own, smooching on the chief’s lips without a second thought.

“...alright! That’s enough!” Megumin ripped them apart after a few seconds, “Don’t try and get a leg up through seduction, you damned temptress! I said ‘unofficial’!”

Kazuma petted her head some more, “Don’t worry, I’m gonna be impartial, even if I’m rooting for you to win, Yunyun.”

“What?”

“WHAT?!”

Kazuma turned to give Megumin a half eyelid frown, “Dude. We spent fucking ages making her chief, why you trying to undo it? I know for a fact you don’t actually want the responsibility, you just want to win.” He said, making Megumin flustered, angry, and embarrassed all at once, “Besides, sue your boyfriend for not wanting his gf to spend months away from him to go to her village, just because she can’t get ego checked.”

“...fine. I can deal with an idiot judge, I’ll just make my win so indisputable that even when you ‘win’ we’ll know the real winner in our hearts!”

“Alright, whatever it takes to get you to do this.” said Kazuma breezily, standing up suddenly to turn dramatically, “Challenge one! Who can lick this ice cream better!”

Inexplicably, Kazuma brought out a pure white popsicle. It was dripping profusely in the warm sauna, creating puddles in the water, but the man looked determined to make it work.

Yunyun instantly started licking. Her demure manner mixed with nerves at the dripping item made Kazuma grin ever wider. All while Megumin looked wildly unimpressed by the entire affair.

“...you can just get us to lick your actual penis, why are we doing this innuendo bullshit?”

“Suggestive imagery can be fun too.” Kazuma retorted.

With a roll of her eyes, Megumin joined in next to Yunyun. The two gently licking up the less-than-frozen treat, with the perverted loser standing above them nodding approvingly. The challenge didn’t last long, though with how drippy it was there was some ice cream on their lips at the end of it.

“Mm, that’s it. Such messy girls, aren’t you?”

“Yunyun, we have the power to walk away and ignore this idiot right now.”

“Yunyun, if you walk away Megumin wins, she’s trying to trick you. ”

Getting intensely stared at from two sides was making Yunyun nervous. She gulped back the last of her ice cream while darting her eyes back between them. Unfortunately for Megumin, she had played that kind of trick in the past, even if she didn’t intend to use it now. “...w-what’s challenge two?”

“That’s the spirit! In fact, you win round one!” Kazuma beamed. He once more ignored their reactions to continue his fun, “Challenge two is the getting fingered challenge! Put your asses in the air!”

Yunyun squeaked, looking to Megumin for guidance. Megumin just huffed, giving a face that said ‘you wanted to continue’ before following her orders. Yunyun begrudgingly did the same, standing up and turning around. They both just had their legs in the water, leaning out the bath with their huge, bare, Crimson Demon cheeks wiggling about in front of Kazuma.

“Nice~ Alright, winner is whoever I think has the best reactions. So remember, it’s not the fastest, but the hottest.”

“You really think we have nothing better to do today, don’t you?”

Kazuma shrugged off his girlfriend’s complaint while approaching her rear, “We’d have just ended up doing whatever Darkness wanted anyway, like usual.”

He lay down between the two, placing his hands between their legs. The warmth of their thighs basked his fingers, starting with just his middle digit stroking up and down their leaking slits. Already he was studying them. The perverted hunter had captured his prey, enjoying the thrill of their cunts, darting his eyes back and forth to watch each of the reactions. With the additional benefit of getting to see the swinging honkers of a certain Yunyun that easily escaped her towel.

Their eyes refused to meet his studious gaze. Looking only ahead as his fingers worked their magic. And it was, to them, magic. Even with all his degeneracy, Kazuma could destress the tightest of cunts with his digits. It felt like he could make an orange peel itself. Kazuma was just that good at finding exactly where you needed to be touched.

Megumin grit her teeth, refusing to bow to his pumping rhythms. Kazuma didn’t mind the resistance. Especially when her blushing face was already rolling her eyes back, giving quite the frustrated-yet-pleasured image.

Yunyun was a little more honest, though her nerves tightened her brow, meaning she pulled similar faces to Megumin with eyes up but eyebrows pointed up. With the added bonus of having her tongue lolling out, panting like a dog in heat. The chief of the village quivered and shuddered much more than Megumin, as if she was scared of how good Kazuma’s fingers felt rubbing into her insides.

“Mmm, like that, girls?” Kazuma purred, making sure to plunge extra deep after he did so.

“Ah!” Yunyun squeaked, back arching upwards, pudgy thighs squishing Kazuma’s hand, breasts bouncing completely free of her towel to swing up high before slapping down on her sweaty torso. “I-I like it, Kazuma-san!”

Kazuma whistled, “Ohh, good reaction! Megumin will have to work hard to-” He began as he turned his head, only to spy a seemingly angry looking and clenched individual that made his blood run cold.

Her red eyes glowing bright through the crumpled state she was in before Megumin acted. Grabbing his jaw tight enough to make his lips pucker.

Kazuma felt great fear, but was suddenly met with a tender kiss instead of the incredible pain he’d anticipated. Megumin passionately and at length made out with her boyfriend, breathing her hot air into his mouth, melting into his continued fingering before whispering, “Y-you better do the sex round soon, asshole.”

He gulped, moving up from the stony surface to sit up, “Yes, ma’am. Oh, excuse me, I mean: winner of round two.”

“H-huh?” Asked Yunyun, seeming quite disoriented still as her rival grinned wide. “But you said…?”

Kazuma shrugged, “I said I wanted you to win, not that I wouldn’t respect the game. Lock in, Yunners.”

“O-okay…”

“So, sex time right?” said Megumin, rotating around on the edge of the pool to spread her legs out wide. Her own towel fell down, loudly and proudly displaying her nubile form. Soft heaving b-cups, a lovely flat stomach, and her long flowing hair matted from the sweat. But front and center, she presented her aching slit to him, “I’m buzzing for something thicker than a finger, Kazuma.”

“Mmm, me too.” agreed Yunyun. Spinning around to show off herself in the same way Megumin was. Her huge breasts heaving up and down while she panted in heat. Strands of pussy juice were still clinging to her thighs, and a keen eye could see a throb to her lower lips as they embraced the open air.

Kazuma grinned widely at the sight, “As much as I’d like to–and I’d really like to–I have to keep this fuck fest focused. Next round is you two masturbating. This one is whoever cums first wins.”

“Come on, really? You’re clearly ready to go too.” groaned Megumin.

“What do we… um, masturbate, to?”

“Me, obviously.”

Megumin just rolled her eyes, even while she began lightly rubbing her pussy lips, “Of course. You’re a simple man at heart, aren’t you?”

“You let me pick the rounds!” He shot back, angrily pointing towards her with defiance in his eyes, “Besides, you haven’t even seen me dance yet.”

“Pfft. What?”

“Dancing. Darkness said that if I ever do a sexy dance for a girl, they’d normally get super aroused and masturbate really hard if they see the sight of my hot moves~”

Megumin just rolled her eyes again at the absurdity, leaving Yunyun to be the one to ask, “Is that real…? Ah… Hoohhh!”

Both Crimson Demon girls had started slowly with their strokes. But when they saw this man place his hands behind his head and start to shake his hips, their eyes went wide in shock. It was like a magic spell had been cast upon them. Heat zinged straight through their souls with each wiggle he performed for them.

Fingers were plunging fast and furiously into both women’s cunts, liquid spilling into the hot springs at an incredibly rapid pace. Their eyes were locked hard on the way his huge cock swung left and right. Imagining all the things they’d do to him–sucking, fucking, rimming, many assorted ‘-ings’–though that would require they stop watching this beautiful dance. Moans oozed out their mouths with little shame, thanks to their minds melting away to the wonders of Kazuma’s hip based spell.

Yunyun was the first to orgasm. Her eyes struggled to keep their lock on Kazuma as her pussy climaxed hard. A huge squirt of juice spraying out of her as she tried to keep staring at the wonderful dance, squinting and squirming but managing to stay watching.

Megumin wasn’t too far behind her, a huge shudder travelling up her body causing a silent scream to escape her mouth. Hips humping her fingers from the aftershocks of pleasure pouring through her, yet still rising in heat the longer she stared at Kazuma.

“Hoo, nice!” said Kazuma, clapping as he finally stopped jostling his hips, “I think that’s Yunyun’s-HMPH!”

He had been jumped upon by the winner. Naked breasts pressed hard into his chest, legs wrapped tightly around his body, the hungry kiss-crazed Yunyun nearly forced him to topple over but he managed to catch himself as well as her.

“Kazuma! Kazuma! Kazuma!” Yunyun moaned, still scrambling to stay latched to his moist body, “I really really want it! Please! Make love to me!”

“W-woah! Easy! We’re still in duel mode, right?”

Megumin had a firm grip on his cock, helping to aim it directly at Yunyun’s cunt, “God, who cares anymore. Just judge us while you fuck us. So hurry up and kebab Yunyun already!”

With Yunyun’s pussy already starting to feast on his cockhead, Kazuma lost the will to care about the premise as well. Taking a hold of her thick cheeks to push them down onto his girth, splitting her deeper and deeper. Yunyun’s eyes fluttered wildly as she melted into Kazuma, wrapping around him like a snake to balance out the violent pleasure-filled shudders she was feeling. Her pussy feeling overjoyed to be filled by his huge girth, giving her several micro-orgasms just on the first penetration.

Megumin was equally latched onto Kazuma, just further down. Most of her body was in the steamy hot spring, wrapped around his leg while licking his thigh and fondling his overstuffed balls. She always had a bit of a fascination for how much sperm she could feel wriggling around in there. A Harem Knight’s testicles were always churning up their next assignment, at least that’s what Darkness says. Feeling them at work though… it made Megumin’s burning womb feel so hungry for its own helping of baby batter.

Kazuma probably should have seen this increased hunger from the two coming. When he initially found out about his dancing, he’d assumed Darkness was just being her usual ravenous self. Shlicking herself like crazy before pinning him against a wall to fuck. But then there was that strange moment when he visited the Axel Hearts as they were practicing. Perhaps that little sway he did to their music was the reason the three idols stopped rehearsals, dropping their instruments to collectively suck his cock as a trio. Perhaps–he supposed–he should be wary as to whom he dances for from now on.

The trio all lost themselves to the pleasure quickly after that. Yunyun kissing the side of Kazuma’s face while he put all his strength into both holding her up and fucking her hard. Bolstered by an explorative Megumin, who used her long tongue to flick between his aching balls and his ass.

“I’m gonna cum inside you, Yunyun!”

“Yes! Yes please!” She moaned, tightening her grip around him as he increased pace, “F-fill up your unofficial g-girlfriend, KazUUMAAAAA!!!”

He didn’t need to be told twice. Megumin was quickly sprayed by the pair’s love juices spurting out of Yunyun. Her orgasm erupting out of her as soon as Kazuma’s fertile sauce coursed through her cervix. A ring of sperm and female liquid spreading out around them in the water.

With just enough of the strength he had left, Kazuma let Yunyun down into the water. Letting the Crimson Demon rest her smiling head on the rock to not fall in all the way. He didn’t have long to rest though, as Megumin was already sucking on his cock to both clean it and regrow it for her own turn.

At his core, Kazuma was a man of his word. He did in fact continue to judge the pair as their threesome got down and dirty.

Megumin was the better kisser. Yunyun’s demure pecks were cute, but Megumin’s sloppy tongue knew exactly how much he loved saliva coating both of their mouths.

Yunyun gave better titfucks. Kazuma swore it wasn’t just because of her greater size–for the record, Megumin didn’t believe this–but because Yunyun’s nature to please really improved the way she stroked him off. Soft mounds wrapping around him in ways she didn’t even fully understand, but happy to attempt any rhythm or motion he wanted with her huge chest.

Yunyun was also better at begging for it. After a quick break to let them breathe, Kazuma started wiping his cock on their faces, making them beg to see who would be next. Megumin just got angry at him, making Yunyun the winner by default.

The sandwiching event was ultimately too close to call. First making them squish armpits together for him to fuck, then having them kiss so he could run his cock between their mouths, and finally making them get on top of each other for a dual pussy rub. It was ultimately a tie.

Megumin gave better blowjobs, rimjobs, and got a 9.4 for competitive moaning. Yunyun gave better snuggles, hickies, and could take a fat load in both holes like a champion in her prime. Neither were giving each other an inch, although neither really recognised they were still competing anymore.

Eventually the heat became too much for their bodies, and the three just collapsed into the steamy water on top of each other. Panting for air after such a long and erotic fuckfest.

“So… so who won…?” asked Megumin.

He knew she still cared, Kazuma couldn't help but chuckle, “Would you believe… it's a tie…?”

“No.”

“Then Yunyun won.”

“Oi!”

“I-I did?!” exclaimed Yunyun, sounding genuinely surprised and honored, “I actually beat Megumin in a sex battle?!”

“You sure did, champ.” smiled Kazuma, giving her tit a congratulatory squeeze, “You get to stay Chief.”

“I won! I really really won!”

“Yeah yeah, whatever.” Megumin huffed, pouting at her first loss in months, “Next time we do this there’s going to be no Kazuma judge, ya hear me, Yunyun? It’s just going to be you and me, Crimson Demons only, an all-night long, no holds bar, fuck-fest!”

“Oh… o-okay!” agreed Yunyun, “Shall we, um, shall we pick a day for that now? I’m free tomorrow night? Oh! W-we could make that a weekly thing, if you’d like?”

Kazuma had to hold back his laughter at Megumin’s slightly embarrassed face. “I think your threat didn’t work.”

“...I can see that, Kazuma.”

Despite her protests, the two did end up making it a weekly event.

Chapter 121: The Beginning of the End

Summary:

Alright, let's finish this properly.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Thunk………. Thunk……….

I awoke to a strange distant tapping, a bizarrely nervous twinge of worry bubbling in my belly from the sound… yet I couldn’t see the source from the blinding sight of another perfect morning.

Kazuma lay sleeping in his throne of women. Yunyun on his chest, Megumin on his shoulder, a hand touching Wiz with Sena in her arms, Aqua splayed out on his legs, Chris lazily rolling over to take the space I had slept in. All framed by the huge bodies of Divane, Musume, Xara, and Sylvia. The latter of which I’d just peeled myself away from after she’d railed me all last night. This was the largest bed in the house taking up two whole rooms of our magical third floor, yet even it struggled to contain the love life of Satou Kazuma. The warm beams of light that danced in so gracefully capturing them all so wonderf-

Thunk………. Thunk……….

Okay, what the hell is that?

It’s something I can easily normalise away to stop ruining my day, is what it is.

I gently left the bed, leaving behind the people I could spend eternity with to their peaceful lie in. Soon it would be blowjobs and breakfast, lewdness and lunch, drilling and dinner, sex before sleep, and we’d do it all again. After dealing with Succubus Queens, Mad Lovesick Chimeras, and Power Hungry Goddess, I was positive nothing could break our family apart.

So why do I have such a pit of worry in my stomach as I approach the sound?

I almost didn’t want to open the front door, but one can’t let unfounded fears stop them from at least looking at the unknown.

It was a lone figure.

Smacking itself against, well, nothing…

I quickly realised it was stopped by Aqua’s barrier. I’d normalised it so any demon or monster that had tasted Kazuma’s cum was free to ignore the magic, which meant only Vanir still suffered its effects.

And whoever this was.

“Is that… a zombie?” I asked, trying to get a good look at the creature, but it was just so damn dark to see.

W…

Why was the morning so dark…?

My eyes finally adjusted enough to see what…

…what…?

…oh no.

Oh god, is… is that…?

The sole zombie wasn’t what was making the thunking sounds at all. No, something far further away and much much larger was the real culprit.

As hard as it was for my eyes to believe it, my heart knew what I was staring at.

The Demon King’s Castle.

Right outside of Axel’s gates, looming over the town’s rooftops like a horrible omen.

And it seemed to be walking.

The castle had recently gone missing–ripped from its foundations in the night without a trace of where it had gone–I’d heard a lot of people talking about what had happened to it, but not a single theory I heard assumed it had gotten up and moved by itself.

It had always looked like a mountain had dragged itself out of hell, but the way it moved could shake anyone to their core. Nightmarish spires, chains connecting to crumbling walls, even though it was hundreds of meters high it was shaking and creaking with each horrible thunderous step like a wounded animal. Whatever magic was making it move was slapdash, it looked like it was barely holding itself together to be travelling like this.

I couldn’t do anything but stare. Horrified and terrified as the huge mountain of demonic bricks and glass continued its warpath just beyond the town’s walls.

The zombie slapping my barrier wasn’t the only monster in the town. Adventurers were fighting a sea of enemies that had probably come with the castle.

My voice didn’t even find the words to scream out to the others. Somewhere my mind may have twigged that the castle was walking towards the capital… but I was more trying to comprehend the strange red light that was glowing from the highest spire.

Kazuma grabbed my hair and dragged me back inside right when the red light began getting closer.

“HIT THE DECK!”

KRAKAKOOOM!!!!!


It is often said that a home is a reflection of its owner.

The scars of life that scatter the walls and floors, the care taken to maintain the space you live your life in, there is truth to these words.

King Jeronim knew this, yet often pondered about his own home because of it. Was an inherited castle a true reflection of his own soul? Was the care that his servants put into polishing the stained glass and silverware a worthy metaphor? He wasn’t sure. Perhaps this was why he often felt more alive on the battlefield, away from the bureaucracy and politics of nobles.

Even the briefest moments of peace can provide deep reflections. It was why he stared at the giant hole in his roof where Musume had once crashed into his gala. Was this a reflection of him too? A hole in his heart? In his nation?

He wondered if it didn’t reflect him at all. Iris had more claim to the castle than he at this point. Was this hole a metaphor for her destruction of the past to provide a safer future for both humans and monsters? He’d be proud of it if it was, though he hoped that with destruction could still come structure. If only to calm his own fears for Iris’ future.

The hole did provide him some strange comfort. If only because the empty space meant his footsteps no longer echoed through the halls so loudly.

And it gave him a direct line of sight to the final fight he knew in his heart was always coming.

The Demon King was coming this way.

With a thunderous boom he pushed open the large doors to his war council. A circular table, surrounded by stressed knights and advisors that all turned to look at his grand entrance.

“Tell me everything.”

To his left was Klein, a short bald man with surprisingly masculine cheekbones, and one he’d taken to the front lines and could always rely on for his intellect. “The Demon King’s Castle is… well sire, there’s no other way to say this, it’s walking towards us as we speak. Reports are coming in that it seems to be attached on top of the Destroyer.”

“You mean that giant spider golem? We were told that it was defeated outside the gates of Axel.” replied the King.

Klein nodded, placing the two magic camera photos down. One image of the destroyed destroyer and one of the current problem. Undeniably the same legs and mechanical design, even if the bulk of the spider was trapped underneath the castle’s crumbling bricks. “It was, sire. There were two of them or the one that Satou Kazuma’s party exploded was just a fake. Either way, we have bigger problems right now.”

On the King’s left was Claire, pointing down at the photo, “The legs of the Destroyer were designed to handle much less weight than a whole castle. Our scouts described it as being ‘dragged’ more than walking, unfortunately, it seems to have enough strength to get to our location.”

“Like a shambling corpse…” Jeronim frowned, “Any sign of the Demon King himself?”

“Not yet, but I’d bet he’s in there. Which means one of the worst case scenarios…” said Klein, bringing out more reports for the King to glance over. He pointed to a photo of magic being thrown at the walking castle… only to never even touch a single brick.

Rain gripped her staff tightly next to Claire, “We never got a chance to take down the Demon King’s unbreakable magic barrier around his castle. It hasn’t weakened slightly, all those years we couldn’t get through… it’s crawling towards us uncontested. No spell, arrows, or ballistic has been able to penetrate it. We’ll be sitting ducks if it manages to reach us.”

“My God…”

“That’s not all,” Claire continued, “Getting close won’t be easy either. An army of high level monsters have amassed around the base of the castle, walking in tandem with the Demon King.”

Klein dropped another photo down for the King, this time showing a blurry gaggle of dark wizards just inside the barrier’s bubble. “Summoners and necromancers working together, creating more zombies, orcs, and other beasts that can pass through the barrier freely while we can’t mount a defence.”

With a silent studious nod, the King studied his enemy hard. Looking over the council’s report with firm determination. “Is that all?”

The silence seemed to tell him more than he wished to know. None of the analysts or knights seemed to want to explain, or even look the King in the eye.

“This was not the worst of it? What could be so bad that you don’t even wish to report?”

“The spire.” said Claire, finally speaking up. “The spire of the tower has a magic weapon last used to defeat the general Sylvia in the Crimson Demon’s village. A railgun that can cast a focused and well timed Explosion spell, repeatedly, at any target it locks its sights on.”

“Explosion magic…?”

Klein nodded, stroking his cheekbones in solemn quiet, “I’ll be honest with you, Jeronim. Our best guess is that the Demon King has figured out how to make his castle sentient–either fusing with it or using a magic item–and in doing so given it so much mana that it can cast the highest level damaging spell like it was nothing. It could make this castle into a smudge on a hill.”

“As soon as we’re in range of that spire, we’re going to have to use most of our magic defence just to counter the spells.” said Claire, looking at Rain before hanging her head down, “Also… we have multiple confirmed hits… a guild master called in an attack on the Dustiness Ford Harem’s estate. We can only assume that Satou Kazuma and his harem are dead.”

“...” A moment of silence washed over them before the King’s knuckles cracked against the wooden table, “We’ll have time to mourn later. What is our best strategy now?”

Claire collected herself and replied, “Deploy our army, summon as many adventurers that will answer, prepare all our strongest weaponry, and most of all: Evacuation.”

“To where? This is the safest town in all the lands!” argued Klein.

“We can’t risk our citizens getting trodden on by an unstoppable brick wall because we are too proud to run!” growled Claire back to him.

“Indeed not.” agreed Jeronim, “Get me Sir Mitsurugi. Find out where my son is. Ready any other available adventurer we can. I want our frontlines so fortified not even a cabbage could slip through! My daughter will lead our citizens as they escape to Elroad. And prepare my armour for battle.”

His council disbanded, ready to follow their King’s orders to the letter. Leaving Jeronim to his thoughts. He remained motionless, his knuckles still pressed white against the edge of the war table. Preparations for an impossibility felt ludicrous. The Demon King’s Castle would be upon them soon. He’d spent even a moment considering there could be peace in his time. Peace for Iris. Peace to grow humanity again with the Harem Knights. To fill the streets with happy children. Now it all seemed so foolish. No matter what, Hell would find them again.

In the quiet of his booming thoughts, he did not hear a single set of footsteps enter behind him.

“Sir?”

Jeronim finally turned, seeing one of his knights saluting in place, “More updates?”

“Well…” The knight pulled a strange face beneath his helmet, “A bunch of naked women just appeared in your courtyard.”

“...huh.”

The King wondered how that reflected on his house.


I flopped onto the floor, dazed and confused.

“Where the hell are we?” I heard Kazuma say.

“Are we in a cave? Or hell?” asked Megumin.

“Hell is nicer than this.” replied Musume.

“It reeks of demon enough to be hell…” hissed Aqua.

All this dialogue, but my ears were still ringing too loud to truly hear them.

The Demon King’s castle had just shone a bright red light at us… and I felt a few seconds of shearing heat and loud booms as magic erupted all around us… but then I only experienced silence and cold. Death did seem the most likely outcome, yet it also seemed too damp for that.

A stench of sulfur and mildew clung to my naked form as I finally began to regain my senses. The room we’d landed in was dark and rocky, the coarse gravel felt rather nice beneath my bare foot. It was rather an empty and small space, tall enough to let Musume but not wide enough to let her stretch out her arms. Above us pointed spiky rocks downwards, a thin exit leading upwards towards a light source, and a single opened treasure chest at the back of the room.

It was also then that I remembered what had happened seconds before we got here, “Did… did you all just use me as a meat shield?!” I asked, seeing nothing but guilty faces until my body could take no more, “Nn!”

“Alright, chill out. Your defence just makes you the safest place to be in an emergency.”

Megumin nodded, “We also agreed to hide under you in a tornado.”

I once more moaned my delight at being used so brazenly. My body was nothing more than a tool to them.

“Can we focus on where we are?” said Musume, running her hand along a stalactite, “I did not see what attacked us, and I’d rather retrieve my clothes before I get my revenge.”

Oh right, Musume would probably want to know, “It was-”

Before I could finish, a familiar mask appeared in my vision.

“Come with Moi.”

“EEP!” I squeaked, not expecting his face to invade my personal space so close, “V-Vanir?! Were you the one that saved us?”

He nodded, turning on his heel to begin walking up the stairs he’d just come down.

“Moi has something to show you before you begin your final battle.”

Notes:

So here we are. The finale. Been a long ass time coming.

For the record, I'm not finished with the character chapters, but it's starting to drain me more than I thought it would. We still will have stories on the way for: Sena, Arue, Chris, Yunyun, Xara, Sylvia, Claire, Divane, Musume, Tifa, Cloud, Barret, and of course Darkness. But I'm going to start posting more of the actual finale, while sprinkling in the sexy character focus on the side. Also I've added a story recap to the update chapter for those who need a refresh or just skipped here.

Thanks for reading thus far! Hopefully I can end this ridicuously long Konosuba smut story in a fun way!

Chapter 122: Things Get Worse

Summary:

A chapter in which a castle approaches a town.

Chapter Text

We all crammed in through the tight passageway (for once not a euphemism) following Vanir. The masked demon seemed tenser than I’d ever seen him before. A serious and driven motion in his steps as he led us silently through the twisting turns of this stone labyrinth.

I couldn’t help but ask, “Is this the dungeon you always wanted?”

“This space? Yes.” He replied without missing a beat, “But it needs more work before Moi releases it to the public.”

I could hear Kazuma hum his disapproval behind me, “...the public that will then try to kill you.”

“Details, details.” Vanir casually shrugged off, arriving at a crossroads and moving down a flight of stairs almost quicker than I could follow him, “Moi could have had it all ready months ago, but sometimes when you get everything you want too easily it sucks the fun out of getting it.” His head finally turned to us to flash me a knowing look, “Though Moi knows that’s not the case for everyone.”

I blushed, feeling a pang of guilt at my life decisions, but also, “I don’t regret it. Any of it.” I admitted. It seemed to appease Vanir, turning back to guide us. I still had one hushed voiced question, “Vanir… can’t we just use the earrings? Make it… normal that a walking castle crumbles apart really easy?”

“What is she whispering about?” Asked Musume from the back, struggling the most to squish through the gaps.

Vanir suddenly stopped in his tracks, “Normally, the four behind you will not care what happens in the next minute.”

“Wha-?”

Then Vanir slapped me in the face.

“Don’t you THINK that if it was that EASY, Moi would have SOLVED it already?!” He yelled at me, eyes glowing bright red in laser filled rage, “The Demon King’s Castle has an anti-magic barrier. All magic. Including normalities. Now, Moi needs you to get your little playthings to listen properly so we can all get through this alive.”

“Oh…”

I was trying really really hard not to moan after being slapped.

The others had all been staring into space while Vanir huffed at me. Their minds drifting back to reality, “What happened with your face?” Asked Megumin.

“...I was naughty…”

“What the hell does that mean?”

“Who cares.” growled Musume, her naked form taking a mighty leap over the queue of us to get closer to the leader. Her feet landing heavily in front of him in the small corridor, “Tell us why we are here, Vanir.”

She’d apparently stopped him right in front of where he had wanted us to go anyway. Vanir’s confidence to ignore the Demon King’s Daughter and start pressing secret tiles on the wall was mind boggling. Her breath leaking flames of rage the longer he didn’t respond.

Just before he finished opening the supposed secret passage, he turned back to Musume.

“Moi needs you to stay calm.”

“Me?”

“Yes.”

“Fuck you. I am calm.”

“Remain calm.”

Her teeth snarled, her face brought close to his mask to threaten, “I. Will.”

After a pause, Vanir refused to even blink, “Moi can see the future, and Moi can tell-”

“Gah! This is why I always loathed you.” Musume yelled, throwing her hands up in frustration to pace back and forth in front of him, “Your dumbass future sight doesn’t make you smarter than everyone else! And being cryptic just makes you a nuisance. I demand you tell us why you teleported us here, lest face my wrath!”

Vanir took another beat. Maybe scanning the future, maybe he was actually nervous. But after a few seconds he finally gave her an answer.

“...your father’s castle has returned. It’s sitting right outside the capitol, spewing monsters and ex-”

SLAM

Vanir didn’t get to finish his thought, as his entire body had been grabbed by Musume’s sudden increased size hand, then slammed into the floor.

“YOU DARE HIDE THIS FROM ME?!”

SLAM SLAM SLAM SLAM

Her attacks were vicious and relentless. Her hand breaking the rocks around us with ease, crashing Vanir’s body into every wall she could reach. I couldn’t even see him anymore. Rubble and rocks crashed down around us as the others once more used my body as a wall.

With one final attack, Musume crashed his body into the stony ground and then unleashed a brutal fire breath attack upon where he lay. It burned brighter than even one of Megumin’s explosions, creating a deep crater from the near beam of flame erupting from her gullet.

"Musume!" I called out, trying to return her to us, but to no avail.

Wild eyes glared at me only briefly once the battle was over. Anger, betrayal, and a deep longing seemed to overwrite all thought in Musume’s mind.

I feared for only a moment before she began scrambling up the stone wall. Unable to flap her wings in the narrow space, Musume just climbed upwards, not letting stone or walls get in her way as she let another beam of fire out above her to escape the dungeon.

I couldn’t see what happened next, but the beam of sunlight followed by the flapping of wings told me enough.

This was moments before the damage to the cave became too great, with a mighty rockfall collapsing the road ahead and behind us. Nearly crushing us too, had luck not been on our side.

Though that statement is arguable. Kazuma quickly lit a flame spell in his hand, but it was clear that we were beyond trapped. Rocks blocked our walkways in and out. Whatever was even left of Vanir’s body was buried under rubble. And we had no idea where this dungeon even was, or if we could escape it.

Kazuma broke the silence with the one question on all of our minds.

“...uhm… what do we do now?”


“RUNE OF SABER!”

The magical sword Gram swung into the closest dozen enemies, slicing their bodies through gullets and bellies with not a shred of mercy. While the metal blade would usually dine happily on the blood of its enemies, it would go hungry today. No wounds or gore appeared before the knight Mitsurugi as the monsters before him disappeared into purple clouds of smoke.

It was little comfort though. They may not have left bodies, but the sheer volume of monsters was becoming sisyphean. No matter how many Mitsurugi struck down, several more would take their place.

Thankfully, he wasn’t alone. In the open fields just beyond the southern gate he stood. Where once lush with wild grass now trampled into muck and mud by their unending enemies, he stood. His boots were planted between the spiked crisscross barricades erected hastily overnight–thick timber beams locked together into X-shaped traps to slow down cavalry charges and trip incoming beasts. Behind him, rows of foot soldiers, spellcasters, and shield-bearers readied themselves. Adventurers of all ilk had been called for this day, to fight for the future. Their formation rippled like a wall of iron and cloth, hearts pounding in time with the thunder in the distance.

The Demon King’s castle–an impossible, grotesque thing–crawled toward them like a nightmare on legs. What remained of its gothic towers loomed crookedly against the sky, partially collapsed but stitched together by black, sinewy magic. Beneath it, the cracked body of the Destroyer–the legendary mechanical spider–dragged it onward with maddened jerks of its giant legs, gouging deep trenches in the earth. The ground itself shuddered with every footfall, and the wind carried the smell of sulfur, charred stone, and unnatural rot.

From within the lumbering fortress, wave after wave of monsters spilled forth. Orcs, goblins, zombies, wyverns, stitched chimeras, and things without names. All spawning endlessly from summoning circles inside the walking castle. Hundreds of monsters still scattered the battlefield in front of them. Each death only made room for more to appear, conjured in flashes of purple light before charging straight into the defenders’ lines. Worst of all was the shimmering dome of violet magic that encased the castle itself: a barrier that repelled all siege spells, arrows, and cannon fire, mocking their every effort to strike back.

But they were making their stand. Until the King and his advisors could figure out a way to stop the castle itself, the evil army had to hold their attention. A single beast breaking through the line to kill an evacuating civilian was unacceptable. Mitsurugi knew they had to keep the fighting here. Focused.

He was the hero of this story. The man that Belzerg needed most today.

Although this spiky haired guy fighting next to him was giving Mitsurugi a run for his money.

“Hurah!” yelled Cloud, sending a blast of green energy at a group of enemies. The beam splitting apart upon impact, looking like some sort of wind magic that slashed repeatedly at the monsters. It was hard to tell who had just killed more monsters in a single blow between Cloud and Mitsurugi, but it didn’t seem like the sour faced Cloud cared even slightly.

His companions were far more bright and cheery, the busty female and the axe handed man slapping his back lightly, “Nice job, kid!”

“You’re doing so well!” beamed the brawler.

“Do you need any healing?” asked the flower girl.

“Leave some for the rest of us!” The fighter girl grinned.

It was all a little annoying to Mitsurugi.

He was a hero, a brave knight, yet he… didn’t really have a party anymore. Cremea and Fio were still technically part of his party, but he’d been feeling them pull away more and more recently. Giggling behind his back, not coming back at night, asking a lot of questions about Satou Kazuma. They were still around–currently they were helping Iris with the evacuation–but their praise was surely missed. Which made this ‘Cloud’ grate on his nerves.

Even with all the praise, Cloud just groaned, “Mng…”

“Your allies complement you, yet you respond like that?” huffed Mitsurugi, stretching out his chest after sending another attack to their foes, “A hero must be humble, but still accept praise when it is given. You connect the hearts of many with your actions, so stand tall against a foe like this!”

The group that was with him just looked confused. Mostly wondering who this guy was and why he was being sassy to Cloud. Their friend didn’t really seem to care, instead he just pulled at his crotch and continued to groan.

“I just wanna be in a dress…”

That made Mitsurugi blink. “H-huh?”

“I’ve gotten so used to wearing them…” Cloud continued, pouting with a big sigh, “My balls feel so uncomfortable in these tight pants…”

The flower girl nodded in understanding, “Oh yeah, you haven’t been tugged off in a few hours now, huh? Kazuma’s balls must be aching like crazy.”

“K-Kazuma? Satou Kazuma?!” Mitsurugi gawped. There was no escaping that fool these days.

“That’s okay, Cloud! When we get a rest, we can get you in your favourite sundress, I’ll be sure to drain your balls a little!” beamed his muscular brawler friend.

“Okay…” sighed Cloud, once more sending an attack to the oncoming horde, killing more than Mitsurugi before pulling awkwardly at his pants again.

Mitsurugi felt like he wanted to go home.

Meanwhile, in the castle, the King was trying to ready an army he’d just been forced to dress.

Jeronim had never had an audience with such an eclectic group of women before. The group that had appeared from nowhere to land nakedly on his lawn now sat at his round war table. A succubus queen, a chimera, a napping giant goddess, multiple monsters, and a timid secretary who looked wildly out of her depth.

The reason they had appeared was unknown, having seemingly been saved by a mysterious force that teleported them from a destroyed mansion in Axel. If that wasn’t confusing enough, five of their members–including the Demon King’s Daughter–had not made the trip. If they were dead in that mansion or somewhere else in the entirety of Belzerg, no one knew. But with the walking castle outside they didn’t have the time to figure it out.

On any other day, this could be his enemy army, but thanks to one man he hoped to consider them… allies.

“No.”

All eyes turned to Xara. Her gaze was locked on the king with lethal stillness, her body language more warlike than any drawn blade.

Jeronim raised an eyebrow, keeping his voice measured. “May I ask why?”

“We are not your army, Human. We are–apparently–your breeding stock.” The queen retorted, making a show of shifting which leg draped over the other to ‘display’ her point, “For years your Harem Knights have hounded my people to join them with contracts and collars. That was when the regular knights weren’t hunting us down for sport. All while I tried to find peace.”

“Is it not mutually beneficial to increase humanity’s population? We are your food, after all.” Jeronim shot back, “If the Demon King wins today, Queen Xara, I can assure you that your people will suffer just as much as ours.”

“Do not speak to me of suffering, Human.” Xara snapped, snarling with a slam of her fist on the table, even while Sylvia tried to calm her down with touch and whispers. “You ask us to fight your wars, yet where were you in the Battle of Trentle? When an Incubus burned down three villages, you humans just declared it a ‘Demon Problem’ and left us to rot. Is this not a ‘Human Problem’? Hm?!”

Sylvia continued to comfort, though her eye did keep peeking around to see if the King felt the same rage. “Xara…”

Jeronim’s bearded jaw was tight. He didn’t have enough time to repair decades of damage while war raged on outside his home. Hope of this unlikely force rallying behind anyone other than Satou Kazuma was dwindling, yet he could still try.

“I apologise.” He looked over the faces of the women,

“I am sorry that I cannot repair the damage this war has done. As a King, I have fought more than I have governed, and perhaps that was wrong of me. Today, my Kingdom is on the literal brink of collapse, and I come to you in need of help I have not always provided others. It may be hypocritical, but if any of you choose to fight alongside a hypocritical king–even to just assist my daughter in evacuating the town–then I swear I will do whatever needs to be done once this day is done.”

The silence was heavy in the war room. To see a monarch hang his head in humility demanded a serious consideration of his words. Something that all in the room were doing, looking between each other for a few moments.

Bova stood first. Exhaling a large amount of air through her nostrils while flexing her minotaur muscles. “I will fight.” She nodded at the King, her honor demanding she keep her brave stare facing forwards, but her compassion leading her to look to her companions.

“I’ll help evacuate,” said Kerebryl. Flapping her way to perch on top of the table.

Lily hopped up next to her, “Me too, kero.”

“I’ll do what I can…” gulped Sena, still the most shaky on her feet and standing despite being out of her depth.

The zombie, the lamias, even the sleeping mind flayer. One by one they all took turns standing, ready to face the Demon King on the side they never thought would accept them. Only the three tallest women remained, with none budging for their own reasons. Divane was still sleeping, and Sylvia was waiting to see what Xara would do.

“...we are a Harem, first and foremost.” said Xara, looking almost pained to admit her reluctance after such a speech, “I am too worried about my husband’s disappearance to fight. Until I find him, you cannot rely upon me.”

Sylvia looked troubled. She perhaps felt differently about abandoning the humans to their fate. Yet defying Xara last time had made the love of her life so spiteful they hadn’t talked for decades. After a few minutes of tumultuous inner conflict, Xara solved her problems for her.

“I won’t judge any that wish to stand with the King today. Even you.”

“Xara…” Sylvia mumbled before she was graced with a kiss on her nose.

The King had already taken Xara’s word as final, expecting his gambit to have fallen just short of true success. “Then I pray you find Satou Kazuma soon. As for the rest of you-”

“I have an army,” said Sylvia, standing abruptly and knocking her chair down, “Kobolds, orcs… inform your men about their inclusion and I promise they will fight as if their mothers were on the line.”

“Excellent!” The King boomed in happiness, “We’ll send some troops to the forest post haste, and we should talk strategy…”

The room began peeling off from the meeting to go towards their various duties. Suiting up to fight, moving off to the evacuation point, or just

With the thundering feet all around her, Divane finally awoke from the floor.

She took her ball gag out before grabbing Kerebryl by the wing, “You. What’s happening? Where are we?”

“Um, w-were you not listening? We’re all about to go fight. The Demon King’s outside.”

Divane blinked, “Oh? OH?!” Eyes went wide, with a grin growing even bigger as she stood defiantly up from the floor. Her blonde head barely missing the ceiling, pumping her fists in triumph, “Hahahahaha! Finally he appears! It’s time to finally debut!”


Heaven was quiet.

Or it had been, until the echo of flapping wings broke the silence. The annoying sound growing louder and louder, paired with erractic and increasingly urgent calls of: “Lady Eris! Lady Eris!”

Compared to the divine stillness that reigned only moments before, Pit’s entrance was like a bat out of hell. Feathers fluttering, voice cracking with concern, he burst into the observation chamber like a rookie late to war.

But Eris didn’t react. Her back remained turned, her full attention pinned to the glowing orb hovering in front of her. Fingers moved in quick, deliberate swipes, shifting through scene after scene.

“Lady Eris?” Pit tried again, hesitating with a stiff salute. “You, uh… you called for me?”

“Hm?” She tilted her head in his direction without taking her eyes off the scrying orb. “Oh. Pit, right?”

“That’s me!” He dropped the salute, stepping closer with a worried glance at the shifting visions in front of Eris. Forests, towns, ocean cliffs, battlefields, even a close-up of someone sobbing into a drink, they all flashed on the orb as Eris stared on and on. “Everything alright?”

“I don’t think it is,” Eris murmured. Her voice was steady, but there was tension behind it. Something rigid. Wound tight like thread on a spindle. “No matter where I search,” she continued, swiping again, “I can’t find Darkness...”

Pit blinked. “O-oh. Um… is she–do you think she's... dead?”

“If she were, her soul would have appeared up here by now.” Eris frowned. “But she hasn’t. And yet… there’s no reason the orb shouldn’t be able to locate her.”

That admission landed heavier than silence. The orb cycled on. More scenery, more heroes, more mundane moments that meant nothing to either of them.

Pit leaned in, squinting. “Wait, wait, go back. Was that Lady Divane just now?”

Eris paused, reversed the feed, then stopped on an unmistakable figure.

It was, indeed, Divane. She wore ceremonial robes (for once), one hand held a saber, the other a shield. A self-assured smirk tugged at her lips as she strolled up to the capital’s front gate like she owned the place.

“What… is she doing?” Pit asked, wings twitching from the nerves.

Eris didn't know how to answer that. She only knew that something felt very wrong...


It all happened in the span of a few minutes.

The light of the morning sun had never shone so brightly. Those on the front lines heard the booming footsteps coming from behind them, fearing the worst before seeing her. She simply stepped over the front gate. Divane did not care enough about the humans to avoid them, letting the ants jump away from her steps on her approach.

She had a job to do, after all.

“There you are, Demon King! I feared it would be decades before you dared show your face, now that I was on this plane of existence!" Divane yelled, confidently strutting towards the nightmarish castle without a hint of fear. Without a response, she turned her attention to those that would listen: skyward, “Lesser Goddesses and Angels of Heaven! Witness your favourite Goddess at work! Mommy’s coming home soon, she just needs to take out the trash!”

Mitsurugi watched in awe. Another Goddess? He’d heard rumours, but to see this larger than life being fight for them was beyond words.

Divane was making it look easy. Her sandaled feet were more than enough to kick the monsters that tried to attack her away. Pillars of light came down without even a spell, burning huge swaths of the army to dust with barely a raised finger. Her power was immense, and was surely enough to at least rival the Demon King himself. Perhaps they had a chance?

The railgun above that had been sending erratic explosions against the King’s castle aimed itself towards Divane. She simply grinned, letting it ready its shot before unleashing its magic. A simple backhand with her shield reflected it back at the monstrous army, screeches of pain erupting around her while Divane never stopped strutting.

“Fear the name ‘Divane’ in your final moments, Demon King! I am the brightest object lying beyond the stars. The Goddess of Light and Love. Elected Leader of the InfinityNth district of Heaven. I hold more power in my pert breast than this tiny planet holds in its entirety.” She gloated, making sure to cup her boob at the castle to really taunt it, “While most days I am the idol to trillions, today I stand before you as this world’s protector. I must defeat you here and now if I am to ever collect my stuff from Heaven. Give up now, or face ultimate divine judgement.”

As intimidated as the army was, the castle, like her, did not stop moving forwards.

“Be that way. I can do things the hard way.”

Divane broke out into a charge. Grinding her sword along the ground to slice even more of the army on her way to attack.

Two more explosions were shot towards her, but with her speed she was easily able to dodge them. A grin on her face as she leapt towards the castle. Her skin glowing brighter and brighter, making it almost hard to look directly at her attack.

The jump could have leapt over the Crimson Demon village in a single bound. With a mighty crash, she stabbed her sword downwards. The pure white blade stabbing at the magic barrier, sending ripples cascading outwards from the point she attempted to pierce.

Those that could see through the burning light would see the first wound the barrier had ever received. The sword of Divane had managed to break through, just enough to let the tip poke at the brickwork beneath.

“Ha! Not so unbreakable now, are y-?!”

Fwp!

What Divane had failed to notice was the magical summoner that was perched on a spire near to where she’d stabbed.

The hooded monster had cast a single spell, shooting a black mass at Divane’s ‘perfect’ face. It spread immediately. Growing, morphing, covering her nose, then her cheeks, eyes, mouth.

Divane fell off the barrier, stumbling backwards. Sword still embedded in the barrier, while her hands clawed at the magic claiming her face. “What is-? Get off! GET OFF!” She screamed, blasting pure white magic at herself but to no avail.

Soon even her screams stopped.

Divane stood there. Head and shoulders drooped, wavering back and forth only by the wind.

None could see what happened to her face until she turned towards the kingdom.

The black mass had completely encompassed her face. Looking like a pure noir mask, with only two contrasting white slits for eyes. Angrily glaring at the humans.

All that saw her glare felt the same cold shiver run up their spines at once. Waiting with baited breath to see what this meant.

Mitsurugi gripped his sword tighter, “Don’t tell me…”

Xara, Sylvia, and Jeronim all watched from the castle. Jeronim gripped a railing tightly, “She can’t be…”

Eris could barely breathe, “No…”

The black masked Divane raised her hand. No speeches, no showboating, just a simple blessing to overtake the battlefield.

The monsters that had been held back before by the brave knight were all blessed with ultimate holy magic. Their muscles visibly growing, their size increasing twofold, as howls of rage suddenly encompassed the enemy army. All progress that Divane had made was undone in an instant, and hopes of victory were reduced to nothing almost immediately.

There was barely half a minute before those at the front lines were overrun.

All attacks that had killed the monsters before bounced off them with little effect. Only screams of pain could be heard as the charging monsters barreled through the adventurers.

“Hold the line!” Mitsurugi yelled in vain, managing to stay on his feet but only barely. “Fight! We have to protect the Princess in her escape!”

The King watched on in horror, instantly switching to battlestations, “Protect the citizens!” he barked to Sylvia and the monsters. Turning to Xara to order, “Go get whatever help you can!”

Sylvia watched as Xara flew off, looking like she wanted to fight herself, “But-”

“Do it! Protect my daughter!” He yelled, sword in hand, charging towards the oncoming horde to fight for humanity.

The vibe was similar up in Heaven.

“L-Lady Divane is evil?!” Pit panicked, running about in a frenzy, “What do we do?! We aren’t allowed to intervene, but that’s Lady Divane!”

Eris tightened her focus and pointed towards the door, “Go! Get Palutena and tell her that we have a Final Trumpet level disaster on our hands in Universe Belzerg!”

Pit was about to leave, but noticed that Eris was preparing something, “What are you going to do?”

“I’m going down there to see what I can do as Chris… they’re going to need all the help they can get…

Chapter 123: The All Is Lost Moment

Summary:

Trapped in the dark, what will our hero do now?

Notes:

Thanks again to 0neSw00dGuy for their assistance on this chapter!

By the way, just in case I'm right about A03 updating weird, I did do a Chris/Arue/Yunyun chapter in case anyone missed it.

Chapter Text

“Vanir?! Vanir?!” I was scrambling at the rocks, pulling what I could off the hole that he’d been buried under, “Come on! N-normally you’d be okay, right?!”

Nothing. No maniacal laughter or sickening grin. My earrings were as useless as I was… wait, their magic was always being filtered through Vanir before. If he’s dead, do they even still work? I hope so, because I have no idea how to get us out of here otherwise.

“Darkness!” I felt Megumin grab onto my hair and pull me back, just barely dodging a small boulder landing atop me, “This place is unstable enough as is! Stop pulling at the walls!”

I nodded, feeling guilty that I’d nearly made the situation worse.

Behind me, Kazuma was sitting cross legged and contemplating. He held one hand up, still being the only source of light in the room, while Aqua was trying to figure out Vanir’s secret wall to get us out of here.

“So… let’s recap.” said Kazuma, “I awake in my bed, surrounded by hot women, only to hear the Demon King Castle waltz right up to my doorstep. After bravely hiding behind Darkness, we are all teleported here. Though not everyone, just us naked four and Musume. Vanir tells us we’re the key to defeating the Demon King, then doesn’t use his future sight to see Musume is about to gank him. Leaving us with no food, water, and probably limited oxygen. Did I get all that right?”

Aqua gave a quick thumbs up, “Yeah, that’s about everything! Now shush, I need to concentrate and find that smelly demon’s secret bunker.”

“Actually, it’s only nearly everything,” I corrected, “We’re also running out of time to go and defeat the Demon King.”

We were underground, trapped in a cramped space while naked, yet the silence that followed my statement was the quietest they’d ever been.

“Huh? What’s with those looks on your faces?” I asked, seeing only guilt and awkward eyes refusing to look at me. I gave them a few more moments to respond, but only sweat poured out of them rather than words. “Guys. It’s the Demon King. We have to do something.”

Kazuma sighed, finally turning to look at me, “Darkness… it’s the Demon King.”

“Yes? What of it?”

“...”

I placed my hands on my hips angrily, “Are you all seriously so lazy you would let the Demon King take over?!”

“Vanir said the castle is going against the capitol right now, right?” Kazuma huffed back. Standing up from the ground to face me properly, “Adventurers, knights, that King that’s about twice the size of me… it sounds like they’d put up a better fight than us! I’ve been killed by goddamn kobolds; the weakest of the weak! We haven’t even gone out to fight a single fucking toad for ages!”

“Kazuma is basically just a glorified sex toy these days…” Megumin hummed in agreement.

“Exactly! So how do you expect the four of us to fight the literal final boss?”

I tutted, shaking my head at their lack of resolve, “Such defeatism. Our group has done so much, his generals fear us. Did you forget we even defeated Musume?”

“Yeah, with weird sex moves and dumb luck!” Kazuma shot back, getting further into my face as I stood firm, “We won’t do shit and you know it! Our mansion just got blown up, AGAIN! We’re stuck in a hole! And you’re all pregnant!” The slight teariness in his final words made his angry voice crack. We all sensed it, and knew the emotions he was feeling, to the point where he retreated almost immediately to sit back down in a ball. He sighed in defeat.

“You’re all pregnant… call me a trash, call me a coward, call me whatever the fuck you like, but I don’t want you all on the frontlines right now.”

I quickly went down to comfort him, rubbing his back while he tried to shrug me off, “Kazuma… I love that you’re worried about us. But you should remember that it’s normal-”

“Yeah, yeah, you’ve said that one before: ‘It’s normal that Kazuma’s babies are protected by the Gods, meaning they’ll always be born happy and healthy no matter what happens.’ I get it. But what happens if you’re fucking vaporised like Vanir just was, Darkness? Kid ain’t gonna be born healthy then.”

“Maybe…” I replied, exhaling my own worries as that telltale pit of worry formed in my stomach. I looked around at the other two, who seemed to be watching on with worried expressions, “Is this how you two feel as well?”

Megumin just shrugged, “I say we should be focusing on getting out of here first. My explosions aren’t gonna do shit to free us. After that? I guess we’ll see…”

Aqua seemed the most guilty, “I mean… if you guys wanna try, then I’ll follow… but it is pretty scary to go against something so strong. What do you think we should do, Darkness?”

All their eyes were on me.

I’ve never really considered myself a leader. Or a person very good at giving speeches in general. Crusaders are supposed to rally their comrades for a battle, yet I usually fumble it by talking about my sexual fantasies before any actual rallying occurs. But I could feel their expectations of me, and in this moment I wanted to at least try.

Though, counterintuitively, I turned away from them.

“You’ve all seen my back plenty of times. I’ve protected you from arrows, cabbages, monsters. Sometimes for… ulterior motives.” I coughed, trying to ignore the dirty thoughts like how much Kazuma had nutted on my back, “I-I’ve always had this dream of wanting this back to mean something. To symbolise… reliability, I suppose you could say. No matter what the world throws at us, if you saw this back, you’d know you were protected.”

I couldn’t really see their reactions, or if this impromptu speech was working on their cynical minds. So instead, I just picked up a rock and began to dig. Shifting rocks and pebbles to try and see any sign of a mask. “When we get out, I won’t turn around to see if you’re there. If all of you wish to run, I’ll consider my job complete. That you are all protected. But I hope you’ll respect that I can’t turn my back on the world either. That is the duty of a crusader.”

I didn’t hear anything bar the sound of my own digging. It was okay. Maybe I’d moan about being rejected and then fight on anyway. Hopefully they’d at least remember me fondly.

Then all three of them started digging too.

“Y-you guys…”

“Yeah, yeah. Your speech worked.” said Megumin, trying to brush off the moment. “Don’t get all sappy on us, Darkness.”

“We’re not going to let you fight the Demon King alone! Well, Kazuma might still try to run off.”

Kazuma growled back at Aqua, “Shut up. I have a harem in this world, you think I’m just going to sit back and let the final boss take that away?” His eyes caught my own, looking at me with pride and love. Emotions he was clearly struggling to deal with. “Get back to digging already, Lalatina.”

“Y-Yissir” I nodded, doing as I was told. I felt like I could push through this entire mountain if I needed to. Nothing was going to stop us getting free!

“No need! Moi is already here!”

Our emotional moment was torn asunder by the arrival of the one we were trying to save. Vanir landed from above us with poise and elegance like he hadn’t just gotten flattened by Musume, brushing himself off while we stared in shock.

“Wha-!? How?! Aren’t you-?!” I pointed under the rocks.

Vanir appeared to be enjoying our embarrassment and annoyance towards him, presenting his body like it was a marvel to behold. “Moi’s current svelte form is made of earth, lest you forget. After such a brutal outburst–that Moi could see was inevitable by the way–Moi’s body was able to crawl out from the destroyed rubble and reform on life numero three!” He pointed at his forehead. The II was now replaced with III.

I could tell from his smile he’d been fine for a while. “How long were you…?”

“Moi told you to rally the troops. This seemed like the best solution.”

“Great. He lives.” Aqua grumbled. “Get us out of here then! You’ve wasted enough of our time, you literal dirty demon!”

“Say please, you sperm-riddled ‘Goddess’.”

“Vanir!” I barked.

“Fine, fine! Moi has feasted enough, and time is of the essence.” He shrugged, having enough sense to ignore Aqua’s taunting to turn to the wall again. Pressing the last of the secret buttons to begin opening the passageway that had been locked. A beam of light forcing us all to blink rapidly to adjust. “Through here is your armor, weapons, magic items, and a way to teleport to the frontlines. Moi rescued them all from your exploding mansion.”

The moment we stepped through the newly opened passage, the oppressive weight of the cramped room gave way to the scent of clean air, leather, and faint ozone. A long stone hallway stretched ahead, lined with crates and racks of equipment. Each crate was labelled with names–‘Xara’, ‘Suu’, ‘The Toilet’–arranged for us. My armor gleamed at the far end, resting against a wall like it had been waiting for me personally.

“Chomusuke!” Megumin exclaimed, running towards a mattress where her cat was napping. “You saved her too?”

“Moi grabbed all he could with the spell. Humans care so much for their… living things.” said Vanir with both disdain and a shrug to his voice.

“Emperor Zell!” gasped Aqua, rushing over to grab her pet chick that had been sitting on her box, “I was so worried about you!”

Kazuma tilted his head, lifting up his tracksuit next to her, “Wait, that chicken is still alive? You haven’t talked about him in months.”

“Of course my dragon is alive! I have a life outside sucking your dick, Kazuma.” Aqua huffed.

“...do you? Do you, though?”

I hurried over to my own box, moving my feet without thinking as my hands brushed over the familiar plates. I wasted no time putting them back on, feeling like for a moment we might actually have a chance.

Also, in my box were all the magic items that Chris had left us with. Including some bonus potions I’d bought with the intention of modifying, but not yet figured out what to normalise them into. Anything that could help in this upcoming fight, I suppose.

As Megumin and Aqua took care of their pets, Kazuma approached his own. “Hey.”

“Hey,” I replied.

Kazuma scratched the back of his head, “Darkness… look, I just wanted to say sorry for freaking out down in the cave.”

“It’s okay.”

He didn’t seem to agree, “No… I'm like an infinity dad now... I should be taking charge more, or being braver, or at least not fucking it up for you and your moment…”

“Kazuma, it’s okay.” I reassured, placing my hand on his shoulder, “You helped me through my lowest moment when we fought Xara, you held firm against Sylvia’s legion of monsters, and I would never have braved Heaven alone without you believing in me enough to date me. We’ve both changed a lot since that quiet night in your bedroom.”

My lover glanced down at his feet before eventually letting out a soft chuckle accompanied by a small grin. “Yeah, I guess we have, huh? We may bring out the worst in each other…but maybe we bring out the best, too.”

I couldn’t have said it better myself. I rewarded his words by bringing him in close for a passionate kiss, “I love you, Kazuma.” He returned my action with gusto, letting me pick him up briefly to truly seal our lips.

“I love you too. So, you better stay safe out there.” He said after getting dropped back down.

I turned, “Don’t you remember? Believe in my back, and soon you’ll be cumming all over it again.”

He laughed at that, “Ohh, you almost kept the coolness up the whole way through. Swing and a miss, Lalatina!”

“Oi! Moi doesn’t have all day!” Vanir barked, prompting us to gather the last of our items and walk over to him. In his hands he was tossing up and down the magic cock ring that I’d modified to teleport us to Heaven. “Moi is sending you straight to the frontlines.”

“How is it out there?”

“The large masochistic Goddess you so gracefully wrenched from her home has forcibly switched sides and is now empowering the monster forces.”

“Divane? She’s fighting for the Demon King?” Asked Kazuma, whining a little as he shook his head. “That lady sucks so much.”

“Agreed.” Nodded Aqua.

“Between the routine explosion cannon and the royal pain-slut, they’ve nearly finished breaking the King’s defences. Humanity is struggling to keep the gates of the town shut.” Explained Vanir, “If you all wish to participate in its destruction, you should leave soon.”

“You’re not coming?”

Vanir shook his head with a smirk, “Moi must keep his reputation! It would be troublesome if Moi was seen on the side of the humans that might all die today. Then Moi would have to spend eternity in hell as some ‘traitor’. You understand.”

“Great.” grumbled Megumin, “Does anyone actually have a plan here?”

“No, but when has that ever stopped us before?” I weakly grinned, “We should go.”

Kazuma looked around fingers stroking chin, “I might be able to cobble up some bullshit plan with all our stuff here. But I'm fine with getting moving first. Iris may be in trouble.”

“Stay close to Darkness’ back! I’ll be healing from there!” said Aqua.

Just as Vanir was about to toss the ring and send us hurtling through space, he paused. Stuck in his throwing pose for a few awkward seconds before lowering his arm with a sigh.

“Moi has one last thing to show you.”


The rear gate of the capital was a constant roar of motion. Shouts from guards directing lines, the creak of a parade of wagons heavy with children and belongings, the muffled sobs of citizens leaving their homes behind. Princess Iris stood at the center of it, her voice clear and commanding as she urged the citizens forward.

“Everyone, please hurry! Keep moving! Don’t stop for anything!” she called out, always looking around to see if anyone else needed her at that moment.

“Mommy, I’m scared!” Whimpered a small child, pulling away from her hand and the convoy in fear. “There’s a monster right there!”

His hand pointed to one of the women that had teleported onto the grass. Most of the monsters in Kazuma’s harem were doing their best to help, despite some reservations the citizens were having about them today. Esu, the slime girl, heard the child’s worry and quickly responded.

“Don’t worry! I’m a nice monster! I have a boyfriend and everything! See?”

Esu morphed her body to look like a superhero, then a dog, then a capybara, then animal after animal all the way until the laughing child got into the wagon.

“They’re circling the barrier!” a breathless soldier shouted as he stumbled up.

Before anyone could respond, the first group of monsters appeared. Skeletons on Lizard Runners, thundering around the corner with weapons primed, tightening their lack of muscles, bows at the ready to attack indiscriminately at the populace.

Iris didn’t hesitate.

As the first volley shot out from their bows, the princess was already between her people and the monsters. Her sword slashed rapidly with extreme precision, making so many attacks the eye could barely keep track. The shower of broken arrows scattered worthlessly before her feet as she continued the attack on the charging monsters themselves. By the time she had killed the first lizard, Claire and Rain were by her side. Slicing and blasting magic alongside their princess, and within half of a minute the first set of monsters were just a pile of bones and bodies.

More roars echoed in the distance. The sound of charging armies beginning to emanate from everywhere.

“They’re pushing from all sides,” Rain said sharply, glancing at Iris with urgent eyes. “Lady Iris, please. We need to evacuate you now too.”

“I’m not leaving until the last of my people are through,” Iris replied, voice firm even as the sounds of battle grew closer. “Is there any sign of Kazuma or Musume yet?”

Claire’s hand was on her shoulder, protective and insistent. “No. But you must reconsider, Your Highness. The convoy is already long, and even with the harem we may not be able to protect them all if monsters start coming around.”

Iris bit at her lip, an old habit that Claire wanted her to stop, but now wasn’t the time for quibbles. Was her father truly going to be alright against this daunting foe? Would her home still be here tomorrow if she left now?

All these questions and more would not be answered as more monsters started encircling the rear gate. Letting her leap to action and swallow her worries, for now.


The air was thick with the stench of war.

Blood, smoke, magic trails, monster dust–it all clung to Cloud’s lungs and made every breath feel like it was laced with death. Moments ago, he’d been fighting side by side with his allies (and that annoyingly arrogant Mitsurabashi), their voices shouting praise and battle cries over the clashing of steel and slashing of claws.

Now, he couldn’t see them at all. The tide of monsters had swelled until his world was nothing but their attacks flying at him. Gnashing maws, axes swinging down, fists the size of his entire torso. Yet he fought on.

He swung his buster sword in a wide arc, the blade cutting deep into the thick neck of a troll. The beast staggered but didn’t fall, a spray of dark ichor hitting his cheek as it let out a bellow that rattled his bones. He gritted his teeth, driving the sword forward again, this time through the thing’s chest, finally turning it into dust and sending his blade flying downwards. He wrenched his sword free from the ground just in time to block a bungalow-sized fist from caving in his skull.

Every monster was like this now–stronger, heavier, more relentless. Cuts that should have felled them only enraged them further. Somewhere beyond the wall of bodies, Cloud thought he could hear the screams of Barret and Tifa being dragged down, but it was impossible to tell how far or how close they were. He could feel the healing of Aerith becoming weaker, but could do nothing to get close to her. The press of enemies was too dense; even his footwork was reduced to shuffling inches at a time. Trying to move forwards but to no avail…

Another swing. Another guttural roar from something that should already be dead. His arms were starting to ache as bad as his balls now, but he didn’t dare stop.

“FOR LADY AQUA!!!” someone yelled, and Cloud’s gaze followed the sound just in time to see a familiar knight breaking through the tide. Mitsurugi was a blur of motion–boots slamming down on the heads of snarling ogres and hulking trolls, using their shoulders as stepping stones to launch himself forward ever closer. The monsters clawed and bit at him, but his focus was locked on a single figure beyond the battlefield: Divane.

Mitsurugi’s idea was clear: take down Divane and the monsters’ strength would be halved again. A worthy sacrifice to help swing the tide of battle. But even as he roared his intentions towards her, she didn’t flinch.

Mitsurugi closed in, his blade drawn high for the killing strike. Bringing his blade above his head with one final mighty leap.

And then, without lifting a finger, she stopped him.

The holy sword Gram simply… froze. No sound, no clash of steel. It just hung there, making Mitsurugi’s body swing back and forth on the spot as he tried to hold onto it.

An instant later, it was ripped from Mitsurugi’s grasp. Spinning around in place and sending him flying upwards. Without a second to react, Gram was sent flying across the far off treeline. A single spec of shining light was all that remained of the sword as Mitsurugi fell limply downwards.

If that wasn’t bad enough, as the knight neared the floor, Divane’s leg swung back before snapping forwards again. Her foot drove into his chest with bone-cracking force. The impact hurled him backward like a child’s toy, sending him flying over the sea of monsters before smashing him into the castle wall hard enough to send cracks spidering across the stone.

Cloud’s grip on his sword tightened. Mitsurugi was a weirdo, but he didn’t deserve that. And he was supposed to be the kingdom’s finest…

“DAMMIT!” Mitsurugi roared, peeling himself out of the wall in frustrated rage. Some knights were trying to stop his beaten body from moving, but he pushed them away, “I can still fight! I am the hero!” Limping forwards, he jumped onto the nearest kobold and started strangling its fluffy neck. “Keep fighting for Lady Aqua! And someone go fetch Gram!”

Behind him, a steady voice boomed through the battlefield.“I admire your tenacity, Sir Mitsurugi!” Cloud turned to find the King, golden armor gleaming beneath the dark sky, having bested the monsters knocking on his gate with the assistance of another group of adventurers. There was no fear in Jeronim’s eyes–only a cold, unshakable resolve. “I fight for my daughter, Iris, the cutest damn thing in the whole wide world! Now let’s rip and tear!”

“YEAAHHH!!!”

A noble statement (one that had apparently been the King’s war cry every time he entered battle), but even Jeronim could only do so much.

Numbers were still not on their side. Despite the strength of the King, they were losing fighters at a rapid rate. The monsters had pushed humanity’s resistance to form a line outside the gate, but no progress was being made to stop the huge castle approaching their city. Cloud still fought on, but the flame of hope felt like a dwindling candle in a thunderstorm at this point.

If nothing changed soon, they’d surely fail, even with the King’s assistance…

“FATHER!”

But that could do it.

Jeronim looked around, somewhat expecting to see his daughter calling for him. But the call was far more skyward for Iris to appear.

The battlefield’s chaos shifted in an instant. From above, a white streak cut through the swirling snow and smoke–wings outstretched, catching what little moonlight pierced the clouds. Musume’s figure was unmistakable: long white hair streaming behind her, horns glinting like polished stone, claws flexed in fury, black magic covering her otherwise naked form. Her roar ripped the air apart, pausing the fighting for just a moment as she flew directly into the castle’s barrier.

It had been the first and only thing that had stopped the Destroyer’s slow crawling, Musume’s intense strength managing to hold back a building twenty times the size of her. Such was the power of her unlimited rage.

“WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?!” She screamed, barely giving a second to respond before her throat erupted in pure flame.

The fire smashed against a shimmering barrier around the fortress, sending ripples across the magic shield but leaving it unbroken. She was unfocused yet unstoppable in her attacks. Slamming her fists on the barrier with the pure white flames to stress out the magic, each second the fire burning hotter, the roar more ragged.

Hope had never come in a stranger form. The humans weren’t going to look a giant gift horse in the mouth, and began to fight on with their new ally. Though some wondered if she even knew there was a battle occurring below her.

“ANSWER ME! FATHER!” Her voice cracked as it thundered across the field, each syllable torn between rage and grief. “After everything–after I nearly died for your crimes! The humans created a fake execution for your own daughter and you did FUCK ALL! And now you bring nothing but war?!”

The castle only quietly creaked in response.

“Was this your grand plan?! Was I such a failure of a daughter that I could not stand with you in your ‘triumph’?!” She wheeled in the air, scratching her claws against the barrier in futile blows. “I tried! Even without your guidance, I fucking tried to make peace! I’ve even found multiple human lovers! They don’t deserve this madness, but you-! You’re RUINING EVERYTHING!” More slams, more attacks, but only the sounds of war replied, “SHOW YOURSELF! PLEASE!!” Her voice broke entirely, dissolving into another scream of fire and frustration.

No answer came from the fortress. No flicker of movement in the spire’s high windows.

Even after everything, Musume just wanted to see her daddy alive. Her attacks were as angry as they were desperate. But with each growing moment of the castle’s indifference, Musume’s anger only grew.

She flew to the top of the huge egg shaped dome and landed atop the barrier. Her feet dug in hard as she unleashed a pure torrent of flame directly downwards, drilling her way into her own home from above.

Yet it seemed to be working.

Each second that passed the magic of the barrier seemed to be suffering. Embers appeared on the other side, then more, a stream of fire that scorched the black brickwork, an opening wide enough that Musume could perhaps get her hands on each side to wrench it open herself…

But then, the fortress answered her call.

The railgun atop its highest tower whined to life, the air distorting with heat and magic as its barrel glowed like molten gold. An explosion at point blank range happened within seconds, too quick for the emotionally distressed Musume to react. She let out a sharp, guttural cry as the impact sent her tumbling down the barrier in a trail of fire and blood.

With a mighty crash, Musume landed hard behind the walking castle. A crater carved into the earth from just her impact alone, with steam rising from the scorched dirt where Musume’s singed body lay twisted.

“Why…?” She whispered weakly, coughing blood. The pain of betrayal feeling so much stronger than the explosion, having to watch as the silent castle began to move on without her once more, “Father… please…”

And then, a shadow fell over her.

The black mask covering Divane said nothing. Simply looming over Musume’s twitching form with cold indifference. There was no malice or emotion in Divane’s movement, yet she still began charging a fatal amount of holy light in her palm all the same.

“So this is how I go…?” Musume coughed again, too weak to rise, only able to claw at the dirt and throw it at her murderer. “Tell my father… I’ll see him in hell.”

The light in Divane’s hand reached a blinding crescendo. Even with all her defence, Musume knew she would never survive a blow like that, not in her current state at least.

She closed her eyes, ready for the end to finally claim her.

“Explosion!”

BOOOOM!

An ear-splitting detonation ripped across the field, the shockwave tossing monsters and dirt into the air. Divane was pushed back as pure magical destruction smashed into her face, engulfing her in crimson fire. The holy light in her hand shooting upwards, harmlessly shooting nothing but the clouds with its pure white beam.

“I’m the only one who can defeat you, Musume! Don’t make my title worthless!”

It was a tiny voice from far away, but her enhanced senses heard it all the same. And Musume couldn’t help but smile, “Hehe… very well, little one.”

“Where’d that magic come from?” Asked Jeronim, looking around the battlefield for the one who was strong enough to cast that.

“Up there!” called a knight.

Indeed, four figures stood atop the exterior castle wall for all to see.


–POV shift: Darkness–


We all stood tall on the side of the battlement. My boots were planted firmly, the wind of the explosion still whipping my hair against my cheek. From up here, the carnage stretched as far as I could see. Musume, Divane, waves of monsters slamming against our lines, the looming bulk of the Demon King’s fortress crawling ever closer.

“You guys ready?” asked Kazuma, still holding Megumin’s floppy form while peering over the edge of the four-story wall we stood atop.

With a determined nod, we all answered together.

“Ready, Kazuma!”

“Alright, Aqua and Megumin, drink your potions! Darkness: deploy!”

With a nod, I jumped off the battlement first. A rush of wind and adrenaline shooting into me as the ground began to rapidly approach us.

“Megumin! Clear out her landing spot!”

A quick spin of her staff and the wizard aimed downwards, shouting out an “EXPLOSION!” before letting loose her signature attack on the ground. Instantly heat and light burst from below me, scattering the demonic beasts in more ways than one.

I landed in the crater first. The updraft from the blast created just enough of a cushion to not hurt me, though my defensive knees were already up for the task. Next was the thing I jumped with–a queen sized mattress–which I caught on my neck and hands making me look like a strange pack mule.

Quickly followed by the three passengers.

“Whuff!” “Oof!” “Shit! You okay down there Darkness?!”

In my vision was the ever caring Kazuma, peering over the lip of the mattress to check on me. Their additional weight had barely affected me, I’m just glad they landed properly (Aqua’s legs scrambling to get up aside). With a smirk, I cracked my neck, flexing myself for his enjoyment. “Never better.”

“Hell yeah you are!” Kazuma cheered, raising his head back up, “That means our propulsion systems are online! Aqua, get our defence up!”

“Aye-aye!” She agreed, saluting while kneeling next to him on the bed. Getting up dramatically, letting her pink raiment flow majestically around her shoulders, Aqua’s hands began glowing brightly, two barriers appeared in front of us with light blue magatama designs decorating them. Just in time to stop a barrage of rampaging beasts completely in their tracks. “HAHA! The potion worked! I can use my barriers anywhere, Kazuma!”

“Nice!” He said before turning to Megumin, “That means we got one thing left. You ready?”

The wizard stretched her panties and placed them onto Kazuma’s head. “Fuck. Yes.”

“RIGHT!!” Kazuma roared, just loud enough over the oncoming charge of our enemies. “You guys know the plan! We charge that stupid castle! We go kick the shit out of the Demon King! And above all else…!”

He finalised his plan by uncovering the ultimate weapon we owned: his massive cock. Megumin licked her lips hungrily at it before lying down flat on the bed and bringing her trousers down low enough for her eager slit to be uncovered. Kazuma then lined himself up properly, staring down the wall of monsters. “Above all else we keep Megumin climaxing so we can explode this entire damn battlefield to smithereens! Got it?!”

“YEAH!” We all cheered.

“THEN LET’S… FUCKING… GOOOOOO!”

Chapter 124: Sex On The Battlefield

Summary:

Cue 'Fantastic Dreamer' by Machico~

Chapter Text

“THEN LET’S… FUCKING… GOOOOOO!”

Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom!

Meanwhile, at the defence embankment, the confusion was palpable enough to create a giant question mark over the crowd.

All they could see was a distant collection of explosions in front of a woman carrying a bed full of people. Any sense of coolness the four were feeling was not coming through when viewed from a distance. The huge castle was still foreboding in size and scope… it made them look like a collection of hamsters deciding to fistfight a demon powered elephant.

“...what the hell are they doing?” Asked one of the crowd, prompting the others to cascade into questioning.

“I think they’re trying to attack the castle directly…”

“Is that Kazuma’s team?”

“Can’t really be anyone else, can it…”

“Guess we’ll need a new Harem Knight, hehehe.”

“I thought Megumin could only cast one Explosion?”

“Are they on a mattress? …that’s on Darkness?”

“Can Aqua revive herself?”

“YOU IDIOTS!”

Through the chaos and questions, a lone figure darted out from the fortifications. The person was short, quick, and blurred almost immediately to the mass of enemies.

Though their actions were enough to inspire.

A burly stocky man with beard down to his knees slammed his foot down into the ground, raising his axe high with determination, “The weak bodied Satou Kazuma is leading the charge! On my honor, I shall not let his sacrifice be in vain!”

“Sitting behind these defences is starting to annoy me anyway,” agreed a man with a cocky smile under his cowboy hat, “We make our stand today!”

“This is our chance to stop the Demon King once and for all! This is why we became adventurers!”

Mitsurugi tried to wave his hands in front of the sudden push of people, “Wait! Don’t fall for Satou Kazuma’s insanity! We have to stay and protect the-!”

But it was too late. The forward charge march had been inadvertently given by the four fools blowing up the battlefield. Swords, axes, spears, and staffs all thundered straight through the fortifications, trampling their own defences to get their first attacks off into the horde. Magic and arrows began flying.

This would be the fight of their lives.


Divane shook her masked face. The control of her psyche still present, but had certainly taken a hit from Megumin’s magic.

Clear white eyes tightened on its foe. The small gaggle of fools running slowly and within divine judgement distance.

The ultimate Goddess moved an inch towards them, then got punched hard in the face.

“Round two, you fat bitch.” Musume snarled. Battered and bruised but still bouncing on her heels in a boxer's stance. Musume had to admit she loved the rage behind Divane’s eyes right now, “If dad won't let me in I can at least kill his guard dog.”

Divane said nothing in retort, instead just opening her hand to produce a pure light dagger. Musume chuckled. Her own magic easily letting her create two pure dark sai in response.

“BRING IT!”


My feet moved as fast as they could through the battlescarred field. Thundering in weight as my partners fucked above my head. I could feel each of Kazuma’s thrusts into Megumin’s pussy, the impact of his huge cock still being felt through the mattress I was carrying. It was so hot. The erotic stud energy he exuded to fuck like this was amazing, it empowered me to run ever faster, even with the horde of monsters gaining on me from behind.

“One! Two! Three! NOW!”

“HNGG!”

KRAKAKOWWW!

I felt the rush of heat and wind push me forward, like a slap against my rear of encouragement. Thanks to the potion I’d normalised, Megumin’s orgasm to explosion limit had increased from three to infinite. That–coupled with Aqua’s sensitivity blessing–meant that Megumin was an unstoppable explosion machine right now. Her latest just decimating the horde that had been chasing us, though a new wave was close behind.

There were still plenty of monsters ahead as well, taken care of by our lovely Goddess at the front of the mattress. Aqua’s potion had given her a new barrier skill, cast one from each hand like a psychic wall, which acted like a plow for us through the monsters. They were trying to slice or charge at us to no avail, just bouncing off the barrier to fall either side of my charge. Some of the smaller ones even exploding from contact of Aqua’s holy magic.

All while Kazuma used all his sexual techniques and nohow to fuck Megumin, hard. He’d already proven he could make her orgasm in only three thrusts with the right amount of g-spot accuracy, nipple play, and anal teasing.

“One! Two! Th-”

“RAHG!”

”FUCK! NOW!”

“AAIEEEXPLOSION!!”

I held tight onto the mattress, the material nearly slipping from my fingers as the magic burst sliced through the orc that had nearly taken Kazuma’s head off, exploding into the warzone nearby.

“That one got close! We need to increase your orgasms, Megumin!”

I could tell she was already exhausted and ecstatic at the same time, “Ha… o-okay…”

“Uhhh… Kazuma?!”

Aqua’s panicked voice made us all snap our vision forwards.

I hadn’t realised how close we were getting to the castle itself. Coming in from above was a dark circle so large it blotted out the sun. The tattered leg of the Destroyer was surging downwards, threatening to smush us under it with its building sized foot.

“Aqua! Open the barrier!” Kazuma ordered, quickening his thrusts while Megumin was chanting between her pants. His magic item nodded and briefly separated the front of our plow, just in time for a fire beam to burst from the wizard as she violently came.

“E-EXPLLLOSSION!”

The blast cut through several zombies before the magic unleashed upon the giant foot. It shook, it quaked, and it was pushed just far enough backwards that I was able to run out from under its path. Aqua had just enough time to close the barrier as the fiery death attack singed the battlefield below, taking out a significant dent of this endless horde that was in my way.

And we weren’t stopping.

“Good fucking job, Megumin!” Kazuma praised, still thrusting away into her while kissing her neck thankfully, “100 Bajillion Points! Can’t rest now, let’s get the next one ready!” Her only response was a thick groan through her shaky smiling lips.

Though her pleasure was cutting down monsters left and right, it had also earned the eye of another closer target, “Hey hey, Megumin? I know you always offered, but can you teach me Explosion now?”

“R-really?! You want to become an explosion goddess?!” said Megumin, eyes sparkling towards the nodding Aqua.

“Well… I just want Kazuma to fuck me like that. Maybe I can teach you barrier?”

“Stick to your job, you horny idiot!” Kazuma barked, jamming his thumb against Megumin’s butthole in anger, “We’re in the final battle and you’re finally not useless! We’ve gone over this! You’re the battering ram, Darkness is the driver, I’m the shooter, and Megumin’s the gun!”

Aqua pouted, I sighed in happiness, and Megumin whined in either pleasure or embarrassment, “O-oi! Don’t just call me a gun!”

“Oh shut your face!” Kazuma jeered back before she even finished her complaint. He grabbed her shoulders and bent her spine a little so she could see the horde of zombies ahead of us (and cause her a little more pleasure from the new position). “Look around us, Megumin! We’re surrounded by an army of undead monsters, the Demon King’s castle looming down on us, and you’re the secret explosion crazy weapon that’s saving the day and destroying creatures by the goddamn wagon load!” He roared, you could hear his own enjoyment as he spoke but he still slapped her rear to punctuate his point. “TELL ME THIS ISN’T YOUR DREAM FUCK!”

With just the power of words, Kazuma made the wizard cum almost immediately after that, “FFuuuwwuuuUU~UUUCKKK!!” She groaned, aiming her weapon high to send a shot straight at the castle itself.

The blast just crashed nearly harmlessly against the barrier. It sent purple ripples through the system but we’d have to be hitting it a lot quicker to make any headway with it.

I was running around the outside of the barrier. It helped with leading the mass of villains away from the castle, but with the summoners inside the barrier there was only so much that could help. I had to figure out a way to get us in there. “Normally the barrier will fall after one of Megumin’s explosions!”

Hearing the call, Kazuma once more thumped his dick hard and fast into Megumin’s pussy. The sudden shift causing her already sensitive body to climax once more, sending the explosion magic upwards to the barrier.

Yet again, the barrier did nothing but pulsate in response. Not even a dent in the magic.

“Looks like your earrings don’t know how abnormal the Demon King is, Darkness!” Kazuma yelled back, still humping into his girlfriend.

Vanir warned about it, but what else can I do? We need-

“DARKNESS!”

In my machinations, I failed to see a goblin sneak through Aqua’s defences and jump at me blade in hand.

Only for a knife to stab into its skull before it could swing, bursting it into a cloud of black mist.

I felt a hand latch onto my shoulder, a smaller woman panting while riding my back under the mattress. Leaning in to yell in my ear, “YOU IDIOTS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!”

“Chris!” I gasped in happiness. I know Vanir had told us so, but a part of me worried he’d done something horrible with our harem, “You’re safe!”

“Junior! Come up here and use barrier so I can learn explosion!”

Kazuma growled, “Shut up! I’m fucking Megumin here!”

“EXPLOSION! G-god YES! Best d-day ever!”

Chris looked particularly despondent, slamming her head a couple times into my back in frustration, “GOD DAMMIT! Don’t you guys realise where you are?! What’s at stake here?! You’re all… just having sex! On the front lines of the war against the Demon King’s Castle!”

“It’s all we’re good for.” I chuckled back.

With a sigh–a sigh I knew meant she was holding back a smile–she jumped off my back and began running alongside us. Swiping her knife at nearby enemies to keep them away from me. “Just… whatever your plan is, hurry up! You’re drawing a lot of attention, and this isn’t the place to fuck around!”

“I beg to differ!” Kazuma roared, giving Megumin’s neck a hickey before turning her body to fire at a massive monster that had been approaching from the west.

As cool as my boyfriend is, Chris is unfortunately right. We were noisy, and a lot of monsters were starting to match my speed behind us. Kazuma was blasting a Megu-Gasm backwards infrequently, but no matter how much the magic killed dozens of monsters there just seemed to be a new wave behind them.

I continued to run forwards. Trying my best to keep the ride as stable as possible for Kazuma to work his sexual magic on Megumin. All while Chris leapt off my back and began taking care of the stragglers surrounding us with her superior speed.

It was hard to see how much our presence was truly helping or hindering the battle. I couldn’t see much from under this mattress, only a sea of ever increasing monsters all aiming to kill us with their glares.

The castle still dragged its insane bulk forwards. The railgun still fired at the ever weakening magic barrier surrounding Belzerg. And in the distance behind us, I heard the battle of two titans rage on.


Musume hissed as a ray of pure light signed her cheek, having to twist her body to both dodge the beam and land a tail swipe into Divane’s stomach.

The Goddess stumbled momentarily into a horde of zombies–the beasts fading to dust without a second glance from the giantess. Quickly catching herself, Divane launched at Musume, attempting to stab at her shoulder with the pure light blade. Musume caught it within her darkened sai blade, pushing back with such force that it sent a minor shockwave through the battlefield.

Having caught it with her left, Musume was free to attack with her right. Going in for an uppercut around Divane’s shield.

She impacted hard with Divane’s chin, sending her stumbling back again.

A beam of light came down from above in retaliation, yet Musume was too quick and dodged out of the way. Sensing an advantage from her stumbling foe, Musume began to push forwards, flapping her wings to let her fly into a left swing. Then a right slash. Another left, then right. Then jumping up to deliver a full double foot drop onto the Goddess’ chest.

It was a relentless string of blows, making the mind controlled Divane collapse and skid along the battlefield. The last thing some poor monsters saw in this world was the ample posterior of a giantess crushing them.

“Tch. And here I thought you’d put up a challenge.” said Musume, wiping the blood from her mouth. She saw Divane struggle to return to standing, “Give up. Either you or the thing controlling you sucks at fighting. There’s no way you’re beating someone trained by the best demons of hell.”

Divane seemed to consider this. Studying her opponent silently behind her mask.

Then the first noise she’d made since being taken over screeched out for the whole kingdom to hear.

“RRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAEEEEEE!!!!!”

Musume clutched at her ears, not expecting such a violent sound to come from her opponent.

“Screaming won’t save you!” Musume yelled over the ringing in her ears. She clapped her hands together above her head, combining her shadow sai into a large blade that began careening down towards Divane.

At least, that’s what she wanted to happen. Unfortunately a mass of pure slime prevented Musume from moving her hands at all.

“What the-?! Who dares?!”

The slime had stretched over from the front of the castle. Leading all the way back to the arm of a very familiar face.

“H-Hans?! Is that you?!”

The presumed dead Demon King General that had once tried to poison the hot springs of Alcentria had just emerged from the front of the walking castle. And he wasn’t alone.

Seven figures walked out from the slight opening of the doors. Each leaking dark violet shadows from their bodies and wearing the same pure black mask as Divane. Musume knew them well, having laughed and grown as a woman alongside some of them. Beldia, Hans, Sylvia, Wolbach, Wiz, Serena, and White Robe. It was like they’d walked straight out of hell to torment her for failing her father.

Like the waves of monsters, they had no qualms with the barrier. Able to walk through it with ease as they entered the battlefield proper.

“Bastard. Can’t win alone so think you can take me on as a group?!” Musume snarled at Divane, who was already standing back up to ready her weapon again. Musume quickly began charging her power to rip herself free from the poison slime’s grasp. “RA-!”

But it was over before it even began.

Musume’s body was immediately frozen solid by Wiz’s cursed crystal prison. A huge tower of ice that enveloped her before she could even lash out once.

Musume’s eyes darted around briefly before bubbles started forming around her mouth, readying her fire breath to escape. But her resistance fell to nothing when Divane’s light radiated down on the ice prison, causing continuous holy damage to Musume that stopped her from making any attacks.

One could almost hear her hiss in pain, though you’d be much more concerned by the presence of the Demon King Generals leaving Musume behind to attack the humans directly.


“Musume’s down!” I heard Chris yell, “I think… Wiz took her out?!”

“What?! No way!” Aqua quickly barked back angrily, “That Lich’s debts can't be so bad that she’d side with the Demon King, I don’t believe you!”

“It’s probably the same thing on Divane’s face that made her switch sides…” Kazuma surmised, scratching his chin while his hips continued to pump rhythmically, “Wait, what the hell is that thing chasing us?!”

My vision was still limited, but I could catch a quick glance over my shoulder to see a horrifyingly familiar face.

Well, ‘face’ may be pushing it.

The first general we ever defeated was barreling towards us on his undead horse. Beldia the dullahan. Swiping at the few human knights still on the field to cut them down with ease, while setting his loose headed sights on us directly.

“How the hell is he back?!” Whined Kazuma.

Chris hopped onto the mattress briefly to activate her thief’s scouting sight ability, “He’s not the only one! There’s Hans! And Sylvia! All the Demon King Generals! And they’re probably powered up by Divane’s magic too!”

Aqua blew air through her lips, “Didn’t we kill most of those guys before? They’ll be easy!”

“Flags?! You’re setting flags now?! Of all places?!”

Hearing the sounds of galloping growing ever closer, I tried to keep us focused while running as fast as I could, “Beldia’s still incoming!”

“Alright Megumin. We need a really big one if we’re gonna survive this!”

“Habmdkkkl… sppzljjmmm…”

“Oh shit! Megumin’s overstimulated!” Kazuma called out, shaking his drooling explosion maker in a panic, “I think she needs a minute before she can explode again!”

“A minute may be too long!”

“There’s an evil angel guy in front of us!” Aqua screamed, waving her barriers around in a panic, “Go away!”

“We’re trapped!” I gasped.

“Why was this your only plan?!” Chris whined.

“RRGGGGHHH!!”

CLANG!

Inches before Beldia had cut our crew in two, a blitz of grey had crashed into him. Deflecting his attack before a separate rising fist knocked him from his mount.

“Cloud! Tifa!”

Our two heroes had successfully knocked Beldia from his horse,

“Anyone hurt?” I heard Aerith ask, apparently having jumped onto the mattress at some point. “Also, have you met our friend Yuffie yet?”

“Hey!” Yuffie beamed, giving Chris a handshake before throwing kunai at some nearby zombies, “Nice dick, dude.”

“Uh, thanks.”

“I’m taking this!” I heard Barret cheer, apparently having taken over riding Beldia’s horse, with a fighter woman sat behind him and cheering as they started charging, “Eat my fucking axe, demon dogs!” He roared, using his weapon to cleave at monsters on his way past.

I wasn’t stopping, which meant our allies were forced to run with me as we circled the massive lurching tower. A slightly annoyed Tifa huffed, “I hope you guys have more of a plan than just running through the battlefield causing havoc!”

“Of course we do! …I think.”

“There’s still an angel guy!” Aqua screamed.

In all the commotion I’d forgotten about him completely. He was hovering in place, looking a lot like the angels I’d encountered in Heaven. White wings and wavy blonde hair at a complete contrast from his noir face covering. Almost royal robes loosely covering his body, with a set of scales in one hand and a blade in the other, his most telling feature was a dark purple bubble shield that encircled him in the sky.

Immediately he charged us, like a holy bullet shot from a sinful gun, running straight into Aqua’s own barriers at top speed.

“OOPH!” Aqua grunted, getting pushed backwards off the front of the mattress to go flying off the back. Making me screech to a halt.

“Aqua!” Kazuma yelled, though he didn’t have long to worry about that, as a blade was pointed right at Megumin. “S-stop!!”

Chris, Aerith, and Yuffie all tried to spam attacks at the angel, but to no avail. His shield seemed almost impenetrable.

He rose his hand upwards, ready to unleash any number of spells towards us… but a dark shadow floated down behind him without him realising.

“King Kazuma. Your harem is here to support you.”

The angel man had almost no time at all to react before hands and claws started draining his barrier of power. He floated up from the mattress, but in seconds hundreds of succubae were stabbing at his defence. Though he tried to get in some swings of his blade, it was clear that the sheer volume of half naked demon women was too much for the angel to handle.

Kazuma sounded close to tears. “Oh thank fuck… I think this is the third happiest I’ve ever been to see a horde of succubus!”

“Yeah! Get him!” Aqua cheered, “Teach him what it means to mess with your Harem Goddess!”

“If they’re here, does that mean…?” I asked, turning back to look at the frozen pillar far behind us.


Musume felt constant unending pain from Divane’s light attacks. Every cell in her body was adverse to the holy magic bathing her body, feeling like she was getting burned all over all at once. You’d think this would be too much to ever make Musume smile, but you’d miss that she saw something that the Goddess didn’t.

A pair of bat wings silently spreading out from behind her.

“You’ve been a bad pet.” Hissed Xara.

Divane spun around to react, but it was already too late. A magical collar clamped down around the Goddess’ neck–a deep azure choker with ‘BITCH’ written on the front and a metal chain attachment–with Xara pulling on the chain while pressing her foot into Divane’s back.

“Now, Sylvia! Punish her!”

Running in from around the side of the castle, a surprisingly non-masked Sylvia appeared to slam her fist into Divane’s stomach. A rapid flurry of blows followed, ending with Xara using the momentum to drag Divane over her shoulder by the neck chain and slam her into the ground.

Some may have even heard a small moan escape Divane’s sealed lips.

It was certainly enough of a distraction to let Musume finally escape her ice prison. Sylvia using her body to protect Xara from the frozen boulders shattering apart before the three massive women stood tall together.

“Thanks…” Musume huffed, looking far worse for wear then she ever had before. Her eyes seemed mostly focused on Sylvia, “You free from the black mask thing already?”

Sylvia shook her head, pointing to the distance, “Never had it on.”

In the distance, currently using all her power to slash at the human barrier, was a second Sylvia. Almost completely identical, if not for the dark shadows and mask that helpfully indicated the correct chimera.

Musume wiped her mouth, “Clones? Weird. Guess that explains how Beldia and Hans are back…”

“The science of cloning was something I nearly helped the Demon King develop. He believed my abilities as a chimera were the key, which helped me develop my own tentacles…” said Sylvia, looking over at her doppelganger with a frown while touching her own rear. “Is that how I really look from the back…?”

“I’ve always thought it was one of your better sides, dear.”

Musume hissed as she stretched her stinging muscles, “Oi, eyes up… looks like we’re the biggest target right now.”

Just like how most of the smaller army were still charging towards the rampaging sex havers, a few of the bigger fish were looking to fry up the three tall monster girls. Divane, Wolbach, evil-Sylvia, and Serena all started advancing towards them, with several other larger monsters joining them in the attack.

Which prompted Xara to simply laugh.

“The Demon King’s Army? HA!” She jumped up, floating just above the other two who were getting into battle ready positions. “Compared to the Dustiness-Ford army has ten times the strength of such a pitiful weakling. Let us show them that Satou Kazuma is a true king!”


They weren’t the only ones rallying to the cause.

“Axis Cult! Kazuma Cock Club! Tonight we feast on the blood of our enemies!”

“YEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!”

Cecily and her army charged into the battlefield with their penis banner raised high. While they may not have had strength or numbers on their side, the dick favoured club had one thing no one else had: holy hot spring water that had been blessed by Aqua’s orgasms.

They had buckets of the stuff. Ready to spritz it with bottles or just toss it onto any enemies that stood in their way. The holy magic of the blessed water managing to burn the orcs and zombies enough for quick and easy kills.


While Cecily led the main wave, there was another that was co-owner of the penile themed group. She had another goal though.

The black masked shopkeeper had already frozen many humans in ice blocks before anyone managed to stand before her. Her bevy of lich abilities and unbridled strength made her far deadlier than any were anticipating. Which is why her old teammate stood before her.

“Hey, Fake-Wiz!” Rosary called out, prompting the creature’s white eyes to snap around to her. “While I’d love to be the one to take you down, you should probably meet, real Wiz.”

Fury surged in Wiz’s chest immediately on site with her doppelganger, resulting in several blasts of flame to slam into the evil masked duplicate at once. The volley pushed it back, slamming it into one of the ice pillars that it had made earlier. Mist began pooling around their feet as Wiz and Rosary took steps closer to their opponent.

“I don’t know why you copied me… but I won’t let you hurt innocents using my form.”


“There’s a giant slime chasing us!”

“For fuck’s sake! How many bastards we gotta re-kill?!” Kazuma whined.

Indeed, our chase that had ended only moments ago was rekindled by another returning foe. This time though, I feared Tifa’s fists wouldn’t be able to save us. Even if Kazuma did manage to use the currently resting Megumin again, she’d only blow Hans apart to spread poison to all the humans.

Hans oozed forward like a tidal wave of venom, his gelatinous body rolling over corpses and shattered earth alike. His guttural roar feeling like it soured the air itself. I could hear Kazuma barking at me to run faster, but no matter how fast I moved, that thing was still catching up.

And then, like a chorus of thunder and ego, the ‘main characters’ arrived.

“Fear not, fair Harem Maiden!” one crimson-eyed figure shouted, landing in front of us with a flourish of his cape. “For… I am here!”

“No, I am here! For it is I whomst shall decide the fate of this world!” another interrupted, a baker leaping down beside him, sparks crackling from his hands. “Let the Demon King fear my presence!”

“Both of you are mistaken. This day was destined for me, the strongest Crimson Demon Tax Collector of them all!” a girl declared, posing dramatically with her staff glowing at the tip.

“MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY!”

The three of them were instantly shoved away by Aqua’s barrier, making their introductions a little less cool.

Thankfully it wasn’t just those three. The Crimson Demons kept pouring in, each trying to outdo the last with louder proclamations of destiny and power. One conjured an orb of lightning the size of her head, another whirled a grimoire on his finger like this was all a sport, and yet another simply flexed his arm while bellowing about his unrivaled intellect.

They were all dramatically posing on a raised mound. I waited, hearing Hans’ groans grow ever closer, hoping that it would inspire them to actually… do something.

Finally, our real hero appeared, rushing in to yell at her people from the bottom of the hill, “You all promised me that your intros wouldn’t get in the way of helping people! Attack the giant slime already! Please!”

After a begrudging collective shrug, the Crimson Demons finally obliged. As one, they unleashed a storm of explosions, ice lances, lightning bolts, and absurd magical theatrics that lit the poisonous blob brighter than daylight, finally turning Hans’s advance into a writhing wall of burning slime.

“RREHH~HHAAAHH!” It screeched, Hans wasn’t down, but now he had a much bigger target, changing targets to charge the hill the Crimson Demons were on.

“Ho ho?! It wants a fight!”

“It is but a stepping stone to defeating the Demon King today!”

“I’ll overwhelm it in an instant!”

Yunyun’s dad slammed his staff into the ground, “You dove too deep into the human kingdom’s territory, Demon King! Did you really think we wouldn’t rally to finally rid this world of your horrid stench!?”

With their magical strength, I could feel the tide of battle beginning to shift.

“Darkness!”

“Yunyun!” I beamed, seeing her begin to run beside me with the rest of our allies. “You made it just in time!”

“Y-yeah! Um… are Kazuma and Megumin having sex on your bed?”

Chris once more jumped on my back to bark orders, “Kazuma! Focus Megumin’s explosions on the barrier! Everyone else, we'll take care of the army!”

“Right! You up for more ‘gasms girl?”

Megumin nodded, having returned to consciousness to witness her people’s grand arrival, “Give it to me! Let the world know the real Crimson Demon powerhouse! I can't lose to Yunyun here!”

It was then that Kazuma had a bright idea, “You’re right! Yunyun, get on the bed!”

“Um, okay!” With a little bit of scrambling–and a boost from Tifa–Yunyun fell onto the mattress next to her rival. “What do you need me to do?”

Megumin and Yunyun both squeaked when Kazuma raised his girlfriend up to hug the new arrival. “Kiss her!”

“E-ehhh-?”

“DO IT!”

The leader of the Crimson Demons and the strongest mage on the battlefield were both suddenly bullied into making out on the bed. Lips gently caressing each other, a soft squeeze of love between them as the roar of war echoed out around them. Kazuma nodded approvingly and the rest of the Crimson Demons all began cheering at the yuri. He then brought Megumin’s arms up to aim directly at the Demon King’s castle.

“Yunyun battle turret engaged! Rapid fire explosion time! SNIPE!”

Thanks to the added softness of her rival, coupled with the burning hot pole slamming her insides and forcing her deeper into Yunyun, Megumin orgasmed almost immediately.

Ffft KRKAOW!

“SNIPE!”

BOOM!

“SNIPE! SNIPE! SNIPE!” BOOM BOOM BOOM

Kazuma’s hands were on Megumin’s waist while his hips became a blur of motion. He threw his head back, treating the wizard’s cunt as if it was the greatest onahole in creation. Every few thrusts of his staff another explosion fired off from Megumin’s. A guttural wail from Kazuma barely heard from the absolute cacophony of flame singing the Demon King’s castle.

It was the closest he could get to actually fucking the barrier to death.

“Yunyun! Increase sensuality!”

She broke the kiss momentarily to ask, “What-?”

“Make out with Megumin harder! NOW!”

Not knowing what else to do, Yunyun started pawing at Megumin’s breasts while speeding up her tongue action as well. Part of her feeling the heat herself at this bizarre sensual experience as they rode the tour, blasting at the castle’s defences.

This was our battle tank. Nothing could get through our Goddess’ defences, our leader’s sharp wit, and our weapon’s unlimited strength. The enemies were thinning while we were growing in number. Our allies taking down any foe that even dared to get close. The sheer river of succubae alone were devouring any flying enemies that

I charged forwards feeling an ever growing confidence I rarely felt when going into battle.

In fact, I wasn’t sure, but I think the constant barrage of explosions was beginning to weaken the barrier.

Marks of fire were beginning to appear on the other side. The ripples that were sent up from each blow were starting to quake louder, and shake with much more violence across the entire huge violet sphere.

But unfortunately, I think the Demon King noticed too.

“The railgun is turning!” someone yelled, pointing upwards as the giant laser that had been focused on the human population was beginning to aim directly at us.

“Aqua!”

“AIP!” KRADDDOOOM!!

Aqua’s barriers held, but her feet were knocked out from under her. The jostle of the impact making the mattress nearly flip over, but I held strong. However the motion made Megumin’s next few explosions fire upwards at an angle.

A few booms went off up the side of the violet shield, still unable to make a proper dent into it… until the last hit.

Megumin growled angrily into Yunyun’s mouth, “Kazuma… that railgun is making a mockery of me! I’m the explosion master!”

“Shush! Did anyone else see that?!” He yelled, pointing skyward to a very specific part of the barrier, “The explosion hit something shining up there and made a crack!”

Aerith, still sitting on the mattress nodded, “That’s Divane’s sword! She managed to break through before she was turned!”

“That’s our way in! Get up there, we can explode our way through the gap!”

“Great. How do we get up there?!” groaned a dishevelled Aqua, not expecting to be suddenly picked up by a pair of barely clothed women, “WOAH!”

“You need to go up? We can do that!”

All of us around the mattress were suddenly raised up by our succubus army. My mattress dropped after I was picked up, each of us protected and flown skyward by the demon women. We were like a dark sky river, flying in a chaotic pattern to avoid enemy arrows and explosions, fluttering higher and higher towards the weak point.

“We’re nearing the sword! Get ready Megumin!”

I glanced back at Megumin, getting licked and sucked by multiple flying succubae, staff raised to her target. Her crimson eye glittered like firelight. “Darker than dark… the crimson blaze trailing through a splint of twilight…”

It didn’t look like it was going to be easy, as the generals had noticed our approach.

Beldia launched himself at us, only to be countered by Cloud (pants removed for ultimate freedom of movement). Divane tried to charge a light blast at us, only for Musume to clothesline her into a chokehold.

“Blooming scarlet, a power that can destroy both the highest of heavens and the depths of hell…”

Hans tried to stretch a goopy arm towards us, only to be blocked by Saikomiko’s golem and Arue’s magic. Sylvia had Wolbach wrapped in tentacles, while Xara had seduced the evil-Sylvia to kneel lovingly at her feet.

“And now, I cast the ultimate magic! One that will engulf those who dare stand in my p-path!”

Megumin’s booming voice began to crack as the tongue in her pussy brought her to that final peak she needed. The mana in her soul refilling with the thunderous orgasm, letting our girl cast one more massive:

“EXPLOSION!”

BABOOOOMMMM!!!!

The blast landed perfectly. Divane’s sword was sent all the way through the barrier. Cracks stretched outwards, forming a small open gash in the magic, though it was immediately healing itself. No more holy blade to stop it from reforming, the hole was closing fast.

Our succubus army was forced to drop us into the flames, sending us careening down through the space we’d just blown open.

My world went white…


The moment my boots hit the marble, the noise of the war outside just… vanished.

No clash of steel. No pounding footsteps. No roars of monsters or generals.

Only pure quiet stillness.

“This is creepy…” commented Aqua, pinching her nose, “Of course this place reeks of demon.”

Chris gulped, touching the pure black floor with a deeply concerned face, “How come I can’t feel us moving?”

Our group had been reduced to eight. Me, Kazuma, Aqua, Megumin, Chris, Tifa, Aerith, and Yunyun. Everyone else was still fighting the horrors outside, while we’d landed in a window that somehow had shut behind us. Leaving no trace of the outside world at all, beaming pure white through the supposed glass.

It’s like stepping into a painting. The air heavy and unmoving, the shadows were that little too dark to seem real, and each step echoed like the loudest of tap dances. We approached a nearby barrier. The grand hall of the Demon King’s castle stretched out before us in ornate silence, lit only by the unholy bright ‘windows’ that failed to capture the madness of war that befell our allies.

I’d braced for enemies, throngs of demons waiting to tear us apart—but there was nothing. Not even a breath of wind.

Megumin, having been put upon Tifa’s back to rest, pointed us away from the hall’s floor to instead look at what lay above it, “Um, guys? We might be biting off more than we can chew here…”

All lot of us followed her gaze, looking up the mansion foyer to where you’d expect to find a chandelier.

There, crucified by two ropes wrapped around its wrists, shaking back and forth was a skeleton.

It had a small cardboard sign resting upon the front of its ragged clothes, reading in red dripping letters: ‘Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here’.

A scare tactic, one to ward off potential adventurers who lack backbone.

But it wasn’t just the sign that had shaken us to our core.

The skeleton…

The structure was undeniable. The horns, the crown, the clothes he wore. I’d only heard vague descriptions of him through my life, but now, here he was. The one we’d all feared for so long hanging there… already defeated.

“The Demon King… is dead?”

We shared a moment of stunned silence.

The lord of the monsters. Dead.

So many years of fighting. Families getting torn apart for his eternal war against humanity.

But the real question was: what the hell had killed him?

“Dibs on his corpse!” Megumin suddenly shouted, hopping off of Tifa and looking around for a way to cut him down.

“Megumin!” Yunyun hissed, “Not right now!

“Come on! Look at how cool it is! I’ve gotta put that up in our living room! Or make that a figurehead on a ship!”

Aerith had apparently picked up a large rock and thrown it at him. “GGGRAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!” She missed by a mile, panting from the physical exertion. Tifa stroked her back, “That guy deserves a good beating, even if he is dead!”

“You sure showed him, pumpkin.”

“Psst, Kazuma.” Aqua began whispering. “Does that mean I can go back to the heavenly realm now?”

“I thought you were done with that place?”

“Yeah, but I have some cool stuff collected in my room that I could bring down. Like manga and snacks and stuff,” She explained, much to Kazuma’s interest. “God even gave us all an advanced copy of the end of One Piece.”

“Shut up. Seriously?!”

Chris slumped her shoulders then shrugged at me. “Always lively with you lot…” I smiled a little but her eyes suddenly went wide. “LOOK OUT!”

The warning hit me an instant before the stone beneath our feet shattered. A thunderous crack split the balcony as a blade the size of a tree trunk carved upward through the railing, showering us in sparks and dust. The force alone sent us stumbling back, hearts hammering, having to edge away from the ledge when the foe below that threw it ripped a chunk of balcony down with its blade.

A huge knightly figure had fallen down from the towers above us to block our path forwards. Its armor clanging with each brutal motion, the pure noir plate wrapped its entire form. A scarred and battered from countless fights, with the only colour on it being dark red bloodstains and a single tuft of yellow poking out from the top of the helmeted knight’s mask. The faceless helm simply stared at us while preparing its second attack, creaking while bringing its sword back yet again.

The first blow had split us up with a crumbling gap between us. Tifa, Yunyun, Aerith, and Megumin on one side while the rest of us on the other.

Chris quickly jumped across to the other group, “Tifa, throw Megumin over there! You four get to whoever’s behind this! We’ve got the big guy!”

“Alright, stay safe! Please!” I nodded, opening my arms to catch the less lithe wizard.

“Waitwaitwait!” She protested but Tifa had already thrown her. I caught Megumin, watching as our allies leapt into battle. Chris firing off a bind spell while Yunyun started firing light magic, with Aerith ready to heal them at a moments notice. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say they were the perfect team to take on any foe.

But it was us four going after the real ‘final boss’.


Our boots hammered across the marble floor, the roar of the battle we’d left behind chasing us like an echo that refused to die. I couldn’t help but feel guilty, but still pressed on. The stairways and corridors stretched on in a suffocating silence, lit only by flickering torches barely alive in their sconces.

“What… happened here?” I muttered, my voice low and guarded.

For as quiet as the castle was, the walls kept telling their war stories. Slashed with deep gouges, with black scorch marks that spread like veins across the ceiling, and chunks of shattered stone littering the floor where battles upon battles had taken place.

“Whatever it was, it was strong enough to kill the Demon King.” Kazuma muttered under his breath, “And open that big fuck-off door.”

Indeed, we’d appeared to reach the final corridor. Craters and jagged rocks littering the ground we snuck through. At the far end, the massive Demon King door loomed, its surface split with jagged cracks but still intact. It radiated the weight of finality. Unease prickling my skin as we approached the huge slab of wood.

Kazuma crouched low, prompting us all to do the same as we huddled together.

“Alright, Aqua. Give me the bomb.”

“Uhh… the bomb?”

All of us went silent.

“Yes, the bomb that Vanir showed us.” He repeatedly slowly, a vein in his forehead looking ready to pop, “The anti-magic one that we weren’t allowed to reveal before we used it because it would ruin his ‘cred’. You were in charge of the barrier and the bomb.”

Sweat was beginning to pour down her face, “U-um… I-I thought Megumin-”

“Had her pants down through that whole thing! And Darkness was way too likely to self-sacrifice to get us all in here to be trusted with it either! Did you seriously forget the entire plan?!”

“I… it’s not my fault! I told you I didn’t wanna touch anything Vanir gave us, so I brought the sex toys instead!”

“THE-?!” He yelled briefly before having to catch his tongue hard. It took him a full minute of chewing on his emotions, but he did calm himself in front of the final door, “You know what? Fuck it. We got all the way to the final boss, may as well check it out before running back to the others for help, right?”

“Agreed.” We all nodded.

“Lurk.”

Kazuma disappeared from sight, blending into the dark corners of the corridor to shuffle forwards. We could barely see him, even while he was still relatively close to us, as he gently moved to look through a gap of the wood.

“What do you see?” hissed Megumin quietly.

“It’s just… a girl. In a cage.” He replied, “I can only see her back… I think she’s crying…?”

Aqua shuddered, “That’s really creepy.”

“Is she what killed the Demon King?” I asked.

Kazuma shook his head, leaning forwards a little bit more through the gap to get a different angle, “Don’t think so… but I can see something else… is that, a TV?”

THABOOOOM!!!

A large crash of light and heat surrounded Kazuma’s head.

Or, where his head used to be.

A sickening thud echoed down the hallway, his now non-lurking body instantly ragdolling onto the floor, smoke pouring out from his headless neck.

“KAZUMA!”

“Kazuma here.”

My heart sank the lowest it ever had. The door suddenly creaked open without our input. We snapped around to see who had just killed our boyfriend, unable to mourn or think about Kazuma too much lest we fall as quickly as he did. Whomever attacked us had to come first and the three of us got into battle poses. Staring into the dark room to figure out who was there.

The problem was our opponent had already spoken with a very familiar voice.

A horribly, spine tinglingly familiar voice.

The light from the hallway showcased a tall demonic figure sat on a large throne. He had highly detailed black armour, a large broadsword stabbed into the ground next to him, and a sign above his chair that read ‘The REAL Demon King’.

But what really struck me… was the face.

It was bluer, had a scar beside his left eye, and grinned with razor sharp teeth… but the face couldn’t be anyone else’s.

The face of Satou Kazuma.

With a pair of N branded earrings swinging on his earlobes.

“Hello girls. Wouldn’t you normally come in?”

Chapter 125: Darkness vs. Demon King Kazuma

Summary:

The final battle begins.

Chapter Text

“So, you probably have some questions,” Smirked the evil man on the Demon King’s chair, tauntingly flicking his left ‘N’ branded earring towards me.

I gripped my blade tightly, trying to comprehend what this creature even was.

He spoke like Kazuma, looked like Kazuma, but he just couldn’t be Kazuma.

Kazuma was dead on the floor behind me. Neck still leaking sour smoke from where his head used to be, even while Aqua knelt beside him trying to cast her revives.

So who the hell was this?

My eyes quickly glanced around the room, trying to find any sign of demon trick or hellish backdrop to unpeel and reveal the real final villain. But instead my fears were realised, I realised this room only confirmed his identity further.

For the most part it was how I always imagined the Demon King’s throne room to have been. Battle scars still scattered the large imposing atrium we stood in. The ceiling soared high above, vanishing into shadow, with dark violet drapes with the letter K creeping down like spider webs. A dark polished floor, leading upwards to the throne where this mockery of my lover sat.

Yet it was in the other details that really illuminated the truth. To the right side of the room stood rows of glass prisons, each housing shelves upon shelves of various painted effigies. So many wild designs of broad shouldered men or half naked women. If it wasn’t for the small futuristic golem statues that resembled what Aqua once made for Kazuma out of egg cartons I’d fear these figures’ true nature.

To the left of the room held even more strangeness. A strange glowing rectangle, larger in size than even myself, playing moving pictures of drawn women fornicating, with bizarre black bars around their genitalia. Other devices were connected through wires to this rectangle. It all resembled the viewing portals of Heaven, but with much more degrading material playing.

The only other thing of note in the room was a single cage, hanging down by a chain and swinging gently back and forth. A pair of blue eyes stared down, peeking through the bars like they dare not reveal themselves from fear of being seen.

Which led us to ‘Kazuma’ himself.

His posture of a bored slouch against his palm was painfully familiar, as if he treated this huge royal throne like a chair in the guild. His body was clad in an armour I’d sworn I’d seen before, its form plated in a darkness so pure black it seemed to kill any light touching it. Dragon claw-like spikes protruded out from his collar bone and elbows, not leaving any sign of his blueish skin bar the cockily grinning head.

Even with all this evidence, this couldn’t really be Kazuma. In a world of mimics, doppelgangers, and shape-shifting demons, this creature was just trying to trick us at the final hurdle.

“Who are you?!” I yelled, sword aiming true at the large demon sitting in front of me.

Megumin took a similar pose with her staff. “And why are you wearing Kazuma’s face?!”

The creature just thrummed its fingers rhythmically against its armrest. Keeping a hand over its mouth while studying us with Kazuma’s eyes.

“Answer me! Your trickery won’t work on a Crusader like I!”

“Pfft… HA!”

The fact he laughed just like Kazuma both annoyed me and took the wind right out of my sails.

“Are you two really trying to act like you’re real party members?! Where the fuck was this when I was leading you, huh?!” He yelled with a grin, slamming his fist against the wood he sat on. “Come on, Darkness! Moan! Make an inappropriate comment about how I’ll dominate you! And Megumin, you should be humping your staff by now, right?” His personalised jabs ate into our annoyance even more. Clearly he was not taking this finale as seriously as we were.

“Answer us!” I demanded, gripping the sword tighter.

The faker rolled his eyes, leaning over to rest his chin on his other fist. “Whatever. You want the truth? It’s pretty simple really. A tale probably similar to yours, my curvy blonde minx.”

Megumin recoiled with a gasp, “He’s become a masochist?!”

His eyes never once seemed to even acknowledge the others, only piercing my gaze with a direct line that made my skin crawl, “I’m sure this one rings a bell. Once upon a time, a masked demon that runs a little shop approached you with a pair of earrings of immense power. Just one little word and reality dances to your whim, hm?”

I didn’t respond, though I could feel Megumin’s eyes glance back at me in confusion. My jaw stayed clenched shut, I needed to hear what he had to say.

“But he might not have told you about what he did with them. The intense hunger for human suffering that befell Axel when Vanir had the earrings…” He spoke dramatically, gripping his fist tight like it was a truly painful memory… only to return to his wicked grin when he snapped his head back towards me, “Or at least, that’s what he thinks.”

I never once lowered my blade, “‘What he thinks’?”

The evil man nodded, “Yeah, turns out Vanir sucks at making people suffer for real. He’d be stuck in D tier if anyone actually compared him to what a real demon could do with the power over reality itself.” He said, flexing his arm when emphasising the word ‘real’. “That guy only wanted to set up tickle traps and bad tasting cakes to get his kicks! Surface level human suffering to get his emotional diet. Seriously, I never realised how absolutely lame that guy was! What kind of demon gets ultimate power, takes over the world, then refuses to subjugate anyone? Just letting the humans do what they please, as long as they had occasional bursts of unhappiness to feed him. Hmph, I guess that’s why he brought me in.

“Vanir approached me at the height of his power with an idea. It was hard to really care what he was doing back then thanks to the normality field, which is why he crafted a second pair of earrings. Said my inventive mind from another world could probably come up with some fun things to do… but he didn’t expect what happened next.

“See it turns out, he’d swiped the earrings from a different demon; Alderp. That fatass had been resurrected as the perverted devil, ready to wreak havoc on the world with his new earrings, but Vanir stole them before he could. Vanir goes on to use the earrings himself, not realising that Alderp was lying in wait for a time to get his earrings back. As soon as Vanir placed those earrings on my head, he jumped into my body. The perverted demonic energy leveled me up to make this wonderful demon body you see before you, and the rest is history.”

“?”

“I fucked around, got laid, took over the Aegis armour, killed whoever I wanted–it was a huge upgrade really. Everyone always called me a demon pervert. That crafty, underhanded loser that everyone made fun of suddenly got new desires for all you shitty humans to suffer, cry and scream. I got to watch as the last of their pointless lives faded from their tearful eyes.”

“Just imagine full scale death and destruction, then times it by 20. With these earrings I could do it all! Wrecking homes! Burning castles! God, I still have no idea why Megumin cried when I blew up her village. I did it for her ridiculous explosion fetish and that’s the thanks I got! Cunt was probably jealous of my superior boom.”

It was all so stomach-turningly unbelievable… but knowing the capability of the earrings in the wrong hands… “And now you’re here? Just living in the old Demon King’s castle?”

His gross grin finally left his face to morph into a grumbling grimace, “You can thank the asshole Vanir again. On one of the more boring days, I decided to just obliterate the Demon King once and for all, mostly so I could go back to my Earth and fuck with things there…” His expression suddenly grew much angrier, slamming his fist against his throne again. “But that masked dickweed just cut off this whole section of world from time! Like I was a lump of mould! He fucking trapped me here in this castle! In a pocket of reality without any chance to get back to my Axel or my Earth! Then he rewound time to before he ever got the earrings!”

His outbursts didn’t phase me, though something wasn’t adding up, “But you have the earrings? Surely you have the power to escape this castle.”

“The earrings interact with each other weirdly. Vanir trapped me in what is essentially an alternate universe time bubble, so my earrings can only affect shit in here. I managed to figure out ways to slip some demons through, set up the Destroyer to get me seen, but ultimately it’s all just fluff to get what I really wanted.”

“W-what is that?”

His grin returned, and more worrying is he slowly stood up. Taking slow casual steps down the stairs towards me, “So this earring changes shit when you say it’s normal, but remember the other one? Its normality field spreads out like a mind toxin. Makes people more susceptible to changes. But that’s the crazy thing, brains can totally adapt to the poison. I’m sure you noticed at first people didn’t react to you doing things, but that changed over time, huh?”

I thought about it, remembering the times long ago where Kazuma and Aqua barely acknowledged my existence due to the earring’s reality perception filter. Even when I bared my breasts, they thought I was but a banal bore… “Vanir said that was his doing…” I mumbled.

“Vanir says a lot of shit. In reality, the longer people are around you with those earrings–the more they get mind warped by new normalities–the more they get used to the strangeness of normality.” He explained, reaching the bottom of the stairs to point to his left, “Haven’t you noticed that you’re the only one caring about this? Look at your Megumin, she’s already stopped giving a shit ‘cause of my earring.”

I snapped my head over to where he was referencing, not having realised what had been happening.

“Hey Aqua, there’s some really cool figures over here!” called Megumin, casually admiring the cabinets without a care in the world.

“MEGUMIN!”

In my panic, Demon Kazuma had quickly bridged the gap to loom his huge armoured body over me.

“To explain why I haven’t left, it’s simple. I needed the earrings that originally trapped me here to escape from the time slice.” His voice was low, full of tauntingly cruel malice as he flicked my ear, “Which you’ve thankfully delivered. So, let me just kill your friends and we can get on with leaving already.”

My sword swiped upwards, missing Kazuma but making him jump backwards. His attitude one of playing with me.

“Normally you’d stop where you are!” I barked.

He looked shocked, snapping his gaze down to his feet. He seemed to struggle, unable to move his feet… only to then do so easily. Doing a taunting dance to prove his point, “Ohh, swing and a miss, Darkness. Sorry, the normality field of my earrings also acts as a protective barrier against yours. Learned that when I was battling Vanir. Does mean I can’t just kill you directly, but it leaves those you care about vulnerable.” His hand dramatically went up towards the still uninterested Crimson Demon, “Normally an anvil will fall on Megumin.”

My feet moved before I could think. Seeing the huge metal slab falling towards the distracted Megumin. I ran as fast as possible to jump and cover her body with my own.

“OOPH!” I exclaimed, barely managing to stay standing after such a massive weight had slammed into my back. The anvil crashed into the marble next to us and created a crack that spread about ten feet around us. If not for my high defence and health I’d probably be dead from such a blow.

“Darkness? Look at that one. Her boobs are nearly as big as yours.”

I panted, feeling more than a little winded, “Please… snap out of it, Megumin…”

“But they’re cool!”

I didn’t have time to argue, turning to see what this evil Kazuma was doing next. To my horror, he was approaching my other girlfriend. Aqua still knelt by Kazuma’s corpse, slowly healing his missing head with various spells, and not really caring about the looming Demon King studying her.

“So you kept your Aqua, huh?” He commented, circling her while stroking his chin, “Well, it’s still early days. Plenty of time for the awful bitch to become unbearable to you too.”

“GET AWAY FROM HER!”

The words fell on uncaring ears, “Did you know she can cast ‘auto-revive’? It’s a spell that will basically make you immortal since she has infinite mana to cast it. Coulda made me immortal, but nooo~ the useless idiot just wanted to ‘stay useful’ to us and never cast it. I did the only thing that made sense and take the one thing she was good for…” His large hand reached dangerously close to her shaking head. “...and I absorbed all that godly power for myself.”

“It’s normal for me to have Aqua attracting gauntlets!” I yelled in a panic. Activating the newly formed gloves made the bluenette tumble forward away from his purple glowing hands. I caught her body heavily, but she was safe.

“Oh, hey Darkness!” She beamed in my arms.

Kazuma just seemed bemused, “Pft, you’re so cute. Too bad the anvil is normally also called Aqua.”

I raised my foot quickly and slammed it into the flying anvil. The intense pull of my gauntlets wanting to pull the anvil to crush ‘Aqua’ against Aqua. With all the strength I could muster, I kept the magnetic pull apart while shifting the anvil around… “Normally I can set it to repel!” I growled in my strain, having lined up the anvil to shoot directly towards the demon.

‘Kazuma’ barely dodged in time, having an anvil fly past his cheek to crash into the opposite wall. The only problem was Aqua’s body repelling back into me and forcing me to abandon the gauntlets to fly off my hands in opposite directions.

Instead of being angry with the near death, Kazuma whistled at me while clapping. “Gotta say, that was some impressive quick thinking. You’ve certainly become quite capable with the earrings. Much smarter than my Darkness was.” The evil doppelganger reached down and picked up the lifeless body of himself. “Of course, still not that smart. You’ve forgotten about that massive normal screen behind you that hypnotises your friends.”

Aqua’s previously happy hug now fell limp in my arms. Her eyes became a series of colours one after the other as she drooled on my shoulder. I couldn’t even turn around to see if Megumin was equally affected.

“Stop this!” I yelled, emotion cracking my voice, “We’re you’re friends!”

Evil Kazuma had been holding his headless doppelganger up by the shirt when I yelled that. A chord seemingly struck somewhere inside him that made his face darken.

“Spare me the cliche dialogue. I am not this weak-ass bitch version Kazuma.” He growled, throwing the corpse behind him in a horrific tumble, “What would you like this story to be, Darkness? Am I a version of Kazuma who got the earrings and turned evil? Or a version of Kazuma who was turned evil by Adlerp? Did power corrupt me or was I corrupted by power? Which answer would make you feel better? Because I’ll tell you: it doesn’t fucking matter. I have the powers of a God. I’m not going to be won over to the light side by speeches or gestures. You’re looking at a 100% genuine demon, with desires to make you shitty humans suffer. Cry. Bleed. Now give up and submit to me.”

I bit at my lip, feeling powerless in the moment. For all my bluster declaring that wasn’t Kazuma… his words still stung. His face still glared at me angrily. And ultimately, I knew I needed to face the man I love with all my strength. I have to stop him before he escapes and hurts everything I care about.

“Megumin… Aqua… normally the hypnotic screen will break and you’ll act like he wants to kill you!” A shattering noise rang out behind me, and I could feel Aqua’s body spring to life.

Both of them quickly jumped into defensive positions, all while he rolled his eyes sarcastically at us.

“Oh no, tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass are on the case. Now the tides have turned.”

Aqua looked panicked but determined, “Darkness, what do we do?!”

“Darker than dark, blacker than black…” Megumin mumbled, already collating her strength to blow this putrid doppelganger into smithereens.

“Aqua, go left! Megumin, stay behind me!”

We broke, with me keeping a firm stance between Kazuma and Megumin as she continued to charge her explosion spell. Aqua scrambled to the left, keeping an eye on the annoyed demon as she attempted to get around to his back.

“What do you want from this shit, Darkness? You want me to play with the kids for a bit?” He growled, throwing his arms up in frustration, “Fine. Watch out, little stupid idiot, Aqua! You’re about to step on something dangerous! Normally the next step tile you step on will summon a horde of mosquitos that’ll give you cancer!”

Aqua’s arms flailed wildly as she tried to keep balance on her foot without bringing the next one down, “W-woah! Woahhh!”

“Normally Aqua’s goddess aura vaporises mosquitoes in a thousand foot radius!”

I had spoken just in time, hearing the sizzle of insects dying around us right after Aqua stumbled her foot down.

“This is getting TEDIOUS!” Kazuma yelled, tapping his foot impatiently, “Normally your Aqua’s trapped in a glass pyramid and your Megumin wants to kill you.”

“AH!” I hissed as the small wizard started biting down hard on my neck. Usually I was very much into this kind of rough play–especially since Megumin could never really hurt me with physical violence–but Aqua was trapped and I had to save her. “Normally A-Aqua is strong enough to break glass and Megumin’s murderous urges satiate when she tastes someone!”

Both of them were free of their control in seconds.

“S-sorry Darkness!” Megumin awkwardly hopped off my back.

Aqua took a different approach, haughtily puffing out her chest, “Hmph! Mosquitos and glass to stop me?! You should know how unstoppable I am, fake Kazuma!”

What I hadn’t seen coming was Kazuma walking up and grasping my neck tightly.

“Don’t you see how pointless it is resisting? One little word and I can make it so their next breath would ‘usually’ be their last. Just give up on the two useless idiots, Darkness.”

“N-Never!” I choked, trying not to give him the satisfaction of getting aroused by this.

“Leave her alone! Sacred Barrier Punch!” Kazuma and I both were not expecting Aqua to suddenly summon a barrier with her hands, making him drop me while pushing him back towards the stairs he’d walked down. Aqua pinned the demon, pushing forward with her barrier… though it was clear he was already fighting back, claws gripping tight on either side of the barrier. “Megumin, now!”

His eyes went wide as he snapped over to the huge plume of mana surrounding my favourite wizard.

“Die a thousand deaths!” Megumin yelled, snapping her staff forwards, “EXPLOSION!”

I quickly leapt forwards, prepared to take the full brunt of the blast in such a small room to protect the other two.

The firestorm completely enveloped him… but only for a second.

From within the inferno, a figure stood. Not running. Not even bracing. Just waiting, hand outstretched like a man expecting rain. The flames bent inwards, spiraled around his palm, and–in one surreal, stomach-dropping moment–squished down into a tiny ball of flame as if the explosion itself had been tricked into obedience.

Evil Kazuma calmly popped the tiny ball of light into his still grinning mouth.

Crunch.

The lingering detonation crackled like brittle candy between his teeth. He chewed, swallowed, and sighed in satisfaction, as though Megumin’s ultimate magic were nothing more than a cheap snack.

“Mm. You know…” he said, thumping his chest like he’d eaten a mildly spicy taco, “I actually missed your magic. Among all the other things I made ‘normal’ in my fights with you, explosions now taste like caramel if you let them melt on the tongue.”

Megumin collapsed to the ground, eyes wide with horror from her face-planted position, “You–you ate it!?”

“Oh yes. And I can shoot it back too.”

His eyes locked with Aqua just seconds before he let loose a huge burst of fire similar to Musume’s. She managed to barely get her barrier back up. The torrent of flames scorching the room, smells of burning holy magic filling our lungs, the air becoming thinner before he finally ran out of explosion breath.

I had to think of something to slow him down, “It’s normal for Megumin to have enough mana to run and get help!”

She scrambled up and took off as soon as my sentence had finished.

“Oh dear! Too bad it’s also normal every time I snap my fingers her legs break.”

“NO!”

Snap!

An unholy cracking sound rang out in the room. “AAAHHHHH!” came Megumin’s pained scream, crashing back down to the floor hard.

“MEGUMIN!” I called out.

“Heal!” Aqua quickly threw a magic field out, though it was clear Megumin was still feeling hurt by the blow.

This wasn’t working. I’m just keeping Megumin and Aqua in harm's way like this. I’m protected by my earrings at least… which means this is all up to me.

“Normally my Aqua attracting gauntlets come alive and try to fly down your throat!”

Kazuma hadn’t expected my discarded gauntlets to come back into play, now targeted arrows of destruction. They flooded his mouth with crawling fingers, trying their hardest to dive down his gullet, “Hrk!”

I had seconds before he could talk again, I had to make this next normality count, “Normally, everyone but me who entered this chamber in the last ten minutes will have a trap door open up beneath them to send them back to a safe space in the castle!” I yelled, watching as Aqua and Megumin’s bodies disappeared into the black marble beneath them. Their pained looks of shock are perhaps the last friendly faces I’ll see, but I wasn’t done yet, slamming my hand on the door we’d entered from determinedly. “Normally this room will lock down with unbreakable magic, letting only the winner leave!”

I could feel the environment shift and change around me. Like seductive cold chains on a warm night, magic seemed to pour off the black marble walls. The huge pillar-like doors slammed shut, leaving only me and Demon Kazuma inside.

He finally destroyed the two gauntlets that had been trying to choke him out, laughing while catching his breath. “Darkness! You dog! I thought it was implied that we wouldn’t cover each other’s mouths! Sneaky girl~”

“It’s over, Kazuma.” I hissed back at him, once more raising my sword as the sole protector of my world, “I will defeat you and secure your entrapment in this room, forever.”

Returning to fully standing position, he seemed to be considering my words, “Interesting stakes. ‘Only the winner’ is pretty vague. But it could work in your favour… if I wasn’t already one of life’s winners.” He brushed a hand through his scruffy hair confidently. I didn’t react, choosing to stay battle ready instead. Kazuma just shrugged, falling back to lean against the stairs he’d walked down, “I mean, I don’t even need to leave the room! I’d like to go kill your friends, but I can break your mind just as easily from in here.”

“Shut up and fight me.”

“Lol.” He replied, stretching himself out a little then scratching his face, “Doesn’t it feel better now that the rif-raf is gone? Mm, like we’re finally alone to discuss adult matters. I’m gonna grab a coffee, want anything?”

“Fight m-! UNG!”

I was suddenly pushed back by a fist slamming into my chest. My boots skidded along the marble, as I saw… about a dozen women of various shapes and sizes in maid outfits. All looking like they wanted to kill me.

“If you’re that dead-set on fighting, let’s see if you have what it takes to beat my sexy maid collection first, shall we?”


Megumin’s eyes snapped open to a cold floor and the smell of dust. Staff still clutched tightly in hand, body aching like it had just done the Xara-Sylvia-Divane gauntlet, especially her still healing legs.

Looking around in a panic, she found herself in what was definitely Musume’s bedroom. A sight many Crimson Demons had peered in on using their now destroyed telescope. It may be upscaled, but it all seemed like a bedroom of a normal woman–one that still clung to a rebellious youth with demonic band posters scattering the walls.

Megumin wasn’t alone in the room, and after a pained effort she hobbled over to her kneeling girlfriend. “Aqua!”

She didn’t respond. Aqua’s palms were pressed tightly against Kazuma’s chest. His body lay motionless, a softly glowing skeletal head had formed now. Her lips moved in prayer, but the sound never rose above a whisper.

“Aqua…? What are you doing just sitting here? We have to—Darkness is still fighting that evil asshole!”

Aqua softly shook her head, “He’ll know what to do when he wakes up.” Her voice was thin, hopeful yet despondent, “Kazuma always knows. I’ll heal him, we just have to… wait.”

Megumin’s fists curled, nails digging into her palms. Darkness was out there, alone, throwing herself against that monster, and…

And Megumin knew she couldn’t do anything to him.

She’d never learned another spell, yet he ate her explosion easier than a gumball. She’d be a liability–she knew that–but she was still grumbling against her own frustration, “I can’t just sit here!”

And then Megumin heard it. A faint, distant, but unmistakable sound of an Explosion being cast.

“Where are you going?!” called Aqua, refusing to leave Kazuma’s side and having to watch as her girlfriend staggered away on shaky legs.

“Proving myself to be the number one explosion master!” Megumin yelled back, quickly finding the stairs and scrambling higher upwards into the castle, “Kazuma won’t know what hit him with that railgun aimed at his stupid face…”


Flapping his pure white wings through the burnt skyline, Pit hadn’t expected his first flight to be so chaotic.

“Woah! Watch out!” He called out flying under a massive moving leg of the Destroyer then just missing a fire breathing woman after that. He had barely managed to get the hang of flying under Palutena’s power, but he had a mission he had to fulfil. Tumbling from the sky, he dodged a few more monsters before landing in a relative safe spot in the battlefield.

Pit panted with his back on a fallen horse, “This place is really crazy! Does anyone know where Lady Eris is?!” Pit called out, hoping a human could guide him to her, only to see a man standing there with his pants down and a blonde lady bobbing around his crotch, “Hey, what are you two doing?”

“I needed to be drained, she wanted a cum top off.” Cloud explained, then turning back to Cecily sucking the jizz through his dick like a straw.

“Cool, I have a penis like that too.” Pit nodded, putting on a fake voice to try and sound as cool as the blonde guy. He then tilted his head, “Hey, do I know you from somewhere? Are you famous…?”

“No.”

Before Pit could ask follow up questions, a sudden roar near the base of the castle drew the eye of all on the battlefield.

More monsters began pouring out from the doorway of the castle, charging for the humans who had been turning the sway of battle in their favour. These monsters had no familiarity to them compared to the ex-generals, and their designs looked bizarre and grotesque in nature. A man with peeled back lips and a tube on his shoulder. A pile of squirming tentacles with an eye in its center. A wave of zombies wearing strange clothes and wielding bizarre weaponry. A massive turtle with spikes on its back.

“Another fucking wave of enemies?!” Musume roared, grabbing the man with a pyramid on his head and throwing him far into the distance, “Kazuma better get his fucking act together!”

Though the battle seemed to be raging on for most, a single point of contention seemed to confuse Pit away from his mission.

“Um, are those zombies… wearing Nazi uniforms?”


“Alright girls, give her a break. Can’t let the masochist have too much fun.”

My body crumpled in a hazy mess of bruises and cuts. Fists, swords, and magic had been thrown at me in such intensity that I could barely breathe. Blows that shook me to my core, breaking through my defences just enough to leave even my body bleeding and bruised. His maids all still surrounded my kneeling wheezing form, with their weapons still primed to kill me on their master’s orders.

Fighting through the pain, I finally got a chance to speak, “Norm… normally…”

“Normally only I can add normalities to my own maids, so give it up. I win, the end, let’s chat.”

He placed a coffee cup in front of me, tauntingly.

“I forgot to mention, I’ve yet to thank you for bringing me my toys back.”

I spat out a wad of blood that had been pooling in my mouth, “H-huh?”

Smirking at me, Kazuma stood up again, nodding at one of his maids. She pointed a small rectangle over to the larger heavenly rectangle hanging on his wall. The images of women fornicating changed to show the fight I’d been forced to abandon. Chris’ team, still battling his guard valiantly back in the atrium of the castle. They seemed bruised, but fighting on with all their might against the huge armour clad guard.

Kazuma’s finger circled the loving couple, much to my confusion. “Aerith and Tifa. They’re mine. I’m glad to see Vanir didn’t get rid of all my crossover characters. Though, maybe he never really cared about humans enough to tell the difference.”

“W-what? ‘Crossover’?”

“Mmhmm, those two aren’t originally from this world either,” he chuckled.

With a clap of his hands, one of his maids delivered a bizarre square to drop in front of me. I had no idea what a ‘PlayStation’ was, or why this square had Cloud on the front?

“‘Final Fantasy VII’! That video game was the shit back home in Japan. Growing up I wanted to fuck Tifa’s big ol gam-gams more than anything. Lotta lonely nights jerking it to her. So, back when I was terrorising Axel, a couple of normalities was all it took to make a brand new ‘7th Heaven’. Had to keep it vaguely similar cause I couldn’t be bothered to change their backstories.”

Video games… that was one of the things from Kazuma’s home world! He said they were like stories you could look at and control… so they were fictional? Or is he just messing with me now?

“I had some fun mixing FF7 into the world, really crafting their backstories to make them fit, ya know? Made Cloud a total cuck too, lol. Maybe that stuck.” He wondered aloud before shrugging off his own query, “After that, I got lazier. Slipped Morrigan and Lilith into the Succubus cafe. A new Goddess in Heaven here, a new Demon in Hell there, but by the time I was alone in this castle I just made any new crossover girl into my maid.”

My eyes slowly raised, giving each of the women that had beat me a proper look over. A woman with blonde hair wore a frilly pink maid uniform, wearing a regal crown along with her headband while holding a tray of tea. Next to her a dignified redheaded knight. A strange dichotomy where she had her sword ready to slice at me while wearing no skirt, pussy barely covered by the thin black g-string panties with garterbelt combo. There was also a tall athletic brunette–a hunter or perhaps a mercenary in stature–pointing two strange weapons that had stung me numerous times, unperturbed by her huge knockers supported only by a frilly black bra. A blue haired girl with a bad attitude and long forehead. A greennette with antlers. A woman with long thick warrior legs. Their designs were certainly unique enough to have come from fiction, but they were all real enough to have kicked my ass.

“Honestly I’d probably prefer your loser Kazuma to be still alive right now, cause you won’t understand who these girls are at all,” said the demon with a click of his tongue. “Oh well, I’ll at least introduce this one. Darkness, meet She-Hulk! My big green titty maid from some western hentai I read on an image board once.”

“Thank you, Master. Shall I strip and suck you off now?”

“Later, Shulkie. We’ve got a guest.”

All these women were once just fictional stories from Kazuma’s world? Now just magical slaves for his amusement and debaucherous desires. I could hardly judge considering all I’ve done, yet I could tell their autonomy had been totally stripped as they all glared daggers at me.

“You certainly have a type…”

“What was that?!” hissed the blue haired one, looking ready to strike me but holding on her master’s raised hand.

“Yes yes, but all this info dump exposition on my end is getting tiring. Let’s talk about you now,” He insisted, taking a slurp of his coffee as I still could barely stand, “What kinda things did you normalise in Axel?” His blue face went slightly pale, “Oh god, everyone’s not a masochist now, are they?”

“No.”

He tilted his head, “Hm, any new lovers?”

I didn’t answer that, though that said enough.

“Ohh, that’s a yes. Well, it’s obviously your shitty Kazuma, but anyone else?” I once more stayed silent, “Nice~ More men?” No point in lying really, I shook my head, “Women? Y’all did some Yuri?! How progressive of you, Darkness…” He chuckled, once more taking a slurp of his coffee, “Saw you aged up your Megumin too. What, lolis are taboo but mind control is a-ok?”

“W-what are you talking about…?”

“Hm… maybe I’ve just been in here a while…” He hummed, though his brain seemed to be chewing the information in a way that bothered him, “Wait… you aren’t taking any new guy partners apart from your Kazuma… did you give him a harem?!”

“So what.”

“PAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” He exploded in laughter, pointing directly at my face, with all his maids joining him in mocking me. Kazuma wiped a tear from his cheek after a full minute of laughter, “Oh god, that’s so fucking funny! A masochist gets ultimate power and uses it to make someone else’s life into a paradise! Of course!”

I growled back, trying to push off my blade to stand, “I'd do it again. My Kazuma deserved his prize. He’s twice the man you are, you simpering little toad.”

That wiped the grin off his sickening face. His eyes were tightening in annoyance towards me.

“Do you think your Kazuma’s penis is real?”

“...h-huh?”

“Vanir failed to reset the crossover characters,” He continued bitterly, “Stands to reason he’d miss something like resetting a magical cock too. I’ve always been naturally hung like a horse, but I remember thinking up the concept of a ‘hentai protagonist’ dick. One that always gets him into sexy scenarios, and that can grow and shrink to always be exactly the right size for any cunt. I bet your Kazuma knows about it too. Probably thinks he’s manipulating you all every time he whips it out.”

I thought about his reveal long and hard. He could be lying to mess with my beliefs… but then all the times I thought I was the one manipulating Kazuma? I couldn’t exactly be mad with him. The idea that his magic penis and my magic earrings worked in tandem like that…

The pair of us really did bring out the worst in each other, didn’t we?

“...hehe…” I giggled under my breath, unable to stop my swollen lipped smile breaking through, looking up into the eyes of the doppelganger with sincerity, “Somehow, that just makes me love him even more.”

“Yuck.” He grimaced, looking like he barely wanted to speak to me anymore, “Let’s just skip the emotional bullshit scenes already. Come on. We know how this is gonna end.”

I tried to look defiant from my crumpled form, “With your defeat?”

“Cute. But also, stupid. How are you not getting this? We could battle, we could have an epic normality duel, but it would just go on and on. ‘My sword is bigger than your sword’! ‘I use my ultra blast and kill you’! ‘But I had my blast proof underwear on and kill you’! It’s so~ preschool.” He rolled his eyes like even explaining it was beneath him, “We’re two gods playing with reality itself. We could tear this world apart in our fight but I thought we should spare everyone the pain and just skip to the end.”

“What are you planning to do to me?”

He wagged his finger, “I’m not going to do anything to you, Darkness. You’re going to beg to join forces with me.”

I blinked in confusion, “W-what?”

“Puh-lease. You’re Darkness!” He exclaimed, like that was an obvious fact I’d missed, “I’ve been on so many fights with you that end TERRIBLY. You’re not a Crusader, you’re not a secret genius deserving of those earrings, you’re the masochistic joke who can’t even battle cabbages without falling into a fantasy of getting degraded and fucked.”

I wanted to argue with him, but how can you deny the truth of your own shortcomings coming from your lover’s mouth?

He continued, “The one thing you’ve always wanted was a scumbag. You’ve regaled me with plenty of stories of you finding the Demon King and becoming his sex pet. Degraded, tied-up, spat on, used, abused, molested, left behind, slapped, fucked, ALL OF IT! And now I stand before you!”

He opened his arms as if presenting his body, the confidence oozed off of him.

“Am I not exactly what you want?! The Demon King, in the form of a dominant Kazuma! One that will berate you, bully you, take over the world with you, EVERYTHING! That little discarded peanut of a human you claim to love is nothing compared to me and you know it! A mere hand me down puppet of my brilliance!”

“You are NOTHING compared to him!”

I snapped back, yelling from the back of my throat all the emotions he dared to play with.

“Kazuma is kind and loving! He accepted me for who I am, even when I didn’t accept it myself! I would never betray him or his trust! He may falter at times, he may give in to sin, but to me that just makes him human! A trait you will never share with him again, demon.” I struggled to my feet once more, “I will never join you. As long as I stand here, as long as I continue to breathe, you haven’t won. You face Lalatina Dustiness Ford, the wall in your way that will never break.”

My feet slammed hard into the ground, ready to take any abuse he or his maids threw at me.

His eyes were cold again. Looking down at me with a distant resentment, like I’d just spilled the last of the milk in winter.

“Ugh. Disgusting. Girls, rough her up!” He declared, kicking my coffee away while standing up.

The horde began to descend, but I was ready.

“Normally I can point at someone and declare them either part of the Eris or Axis religion!” I yelled, quickly aiming at the woman with the dual weapons that shot tiny arrows, “AXIS!”

“NNNAAAHHH!”

“Huh? Lara?” Asked Demon Kazuma, not expecting his ponytail maid to be spasming on the floor after such a declaration by me. “The hell was that?”

What it was was my Kazuma. The religious orgasmic revelation is still shining through to save my life in this world. This ‘Lara’ had just received a vision of the first time Kazama had fucked Aqua on my couch. I quickly pointed at the ginger girl in a bodysuit. “ERIS!”

“GUOAH!!”

“AXIS! ERIS! AXIS! ERIS!”

Four more girls collapsed to their knees, stroking at their cunts through their panties with wide smiles.

“Stop her pointing already, you idiots!”

The one with the long legs was the first to leap at me, a flurry of kicks faster than I could follow with my eye forcing me to block. Then the large green one that had managed to get around me wrapped her arms around me, clutching at my wrists and dragging them skyward. I winced in pain, but could feel enough wiggle room to still point my fingers down. Her hands were still part of her after all.

“ERIS!” I barked, feeling the emerald ogre quake, moaning deeply into my ear, but did not drop me. I kicked at her stomach, wrenching myself free before pointing at her one more time, “AXIS!”

The overlapping religious orgasms forced her to kneel before me. I finished off the rest of the maids. My speed shooting them with orgasms was too quick.

“Alright, you beat my maids. Well done.” Kazuma sarcastically clapped, “Whatever. Normally the maids all poof back to my bedroom from whence they came.” He casually made all the women vanish in a puff of smoke, speaking like I was making him late for a doctor’s appointment. “Is it over now? You done rebelling against inevitability?”

“No.” I growled, charging my battered body forwards, pointing directly at him, “AXIS!”

“I told you that won’t-”

He grimaced, and grimaced hard. Experiencing in full the effects of my normality, where he’s Aqua getting fucked by himself.

I didn’t need the orgasm though, I just needed him to be stunned in place long enough to get close.

“Eris, guide my sword…” I whispered my prayer deep, hoping for a miracle as I approached the stunned Kazuma as close as I could get. “Normally my blade can cut through anything!”

For years and years I’ve never really been able to hit its targets. Always missing at the exact moment I could be useful.

But not this time.

“GRAGH!! FUCK!!”

His torso fell backwards while his legs fell to the side. My blade had managed to cut straight through the fake Kazuma, splitting him in half, with dark blue blood gushing onto the floor below.

“Y-you f-fucking bitch…” He mumbled through the blood in his mouth, the light in his eyes dwindling more and more, “Death by Aqua’s orgasm… always knew th-that’s how I’d go out…”

“Don’t talk.” I’d tried to give him an order, but it came out more like a plea. Even like this, I did not enjoy watching Kazuma suffer.

“Heh… well played…” He grinned a bloody smile, each breath becoming a struggle, “But, ya kn-know… I always k-keep my m-magic items clo…”

The light finally dwindled, regardless of his cryptic final words. A silence befalling the room as I was the only one left breathing.

I had won.

“YAAAHHHHHIEIEEEEE!!!!”

My body recoiled in shock at the screaming occurring above me. In all the chaos, I’d forgotten about the girl in the cage swinging above us. A bright white magic glowing down from on high while she screamed in pain.

A holy light that suddenly enveloped this Dark Kazuma. Both halves of him raising up from the ground to suddenly slam back together. Reforming him perfectly before lowering him back down again.

Alive and well.

“Told you she had auto-revive.”

I felt my chances of hope dwindle harshly, while also looking upwards in confusion.

“A-Aqua…?”

“Oh, did you think I was the only one trapped in this place? Before Vanir cut it off from the world, I was able to keep just three people.”

I felt a lump in my throat, not liking where this was going.

His evil smile widened. He raised his hand to count off the three on his fingers. “A power source, a guard, and a gun.”

Dread filled my heart, feeling like I could barely breathe as the implications set in.

Images of what I’d seen on my way here flashed in my mind.

The sad girl in the cage above us. The large armoured knight that Chris was fighting. The railgun that shot explosions at the top of the castle.

He couldn’t…

“You three are a lot more useful under my control.”

A tear went down my cheek, looking up at the girl in the cage once more. Her eyes and mine locked, a pleading look in this Aqua’s eyes that instantly broke my heart.

I glared at him with a rage to fuel a thousand suns. “H-how? How could you…? Even as a demon… we were...”

“Whatever.” He shrugged. “None of you appreciated my new line of work. And you’d been such arrogant and annoying bitches when I was human it felt like I deserved recompense.”

“I’ll show you recompense!”

He just continued, easily dodging my sword slashes, “That Darkness’ mind went a looong time ago. I wanted to see how far her pain to pleasure shit went, so I just kept bringing her to the brink of death. Maybe passed it, I forget. How am I supposed to know with you when ‘stop’ means ‘stop’?” He sighed with an exaggerated shrug, “I never understood masochists. Even now, I should punish you for killing me, but where does the line begin and end? Well, I guess there’s the obvious way.”

He raised a hand upwards, charging a small ball of dark energy directly… towards the cage. The Aqua inside squeaking in fear, recoiling back away from the edge she was peering over.

“W-wait!” I exclaimed, lowering my sword, “Don’t hurt her!”

Kazuma scratched at his chin with his non-charging hand, “Hmm, you’re probably right. She is my free revive. Though you are going to have to get better at letting me hurt others once we’re a team.”

“Why me?! What does this all prove?! That you can hurt powerless innocents?!”

“It proves that I’ve won. You are Vanir’s new normality champion, and I could easily best you but it’d be so much more fun to corrupt you.” He grinned, “Just become my partner and I’ll even set up a nice little dream world for your Kazuma, Aqua and Megumin to live in. Cause I’m so ‘nice and loving’ apparently.”

I heard a sound from behind me.

“...fine.”

“Wait, really?”

I sighed, accepting that this Kazuma had no way to die. He would eventually find a way to bully or trick me out of my earrings. I had just one last play to make. “I want it to be official that you’ve won, so let’s make a deal.”

He seemed both bemused, confused, and intrigued, “A deal?”

“Demon’s like deals, correct? The only things you like more are simple games of chance…” I raised my hands, placing a fist in my palm. “I believe you were fond of Rock paper scissors?”

“Interesting. Very interesting.” He crooned, giving a cursory glance around the room to check my authenticity.

I continued, “If I win you stay in this room, forever. You return the three versions of your friends to how they were before you used your earrings, and I get your earrings so you can’t hurt anyone anymore.”

His huge body overtook my vision as he seemed to inspect me. His grin was cataclysmically large across his evil face, threatening to tear his skin from ear to ear. “And if I win, your body will turn into a demon to join me. You’ll use your earrings exclusively for my benefit. It’ll be fun having a pervert back in my life. No one knows how to have fun around here, and watching you beg me to destroy your world sounds rather delightful.”

Even under his large imposing shadow, I stood strong. This was my one chance.

“Enough stalling. Do we have a deal?”

He backed off slightly just to put his hands into a similar position to mine.

“I’d say we do.”

I nodded.

No turning back now. Eris, I beg you to bless me your luck in this moment.

“Rock...”

Like a judge’s gavel, each punch against my hand felt of greater importance than the last.

“Paper…”

He was smirking at me. Like my defiance was that of a child’s who had been denied another slice of cake.

“Scissors!”

My heart was hammering in my chest so loud I feared my eyes would black out from stress. I almost felt like I couldn’t look. The future of the world depended on my luck and how my hand was positioned.

He pulled scissors.

I had my hand straight out, for paper.

I'd lost.

Utterly and completely, lost.

The final chance to defeat him before he took over my world, and I'd ruined everything. I fell to my knees, already feeling the effects of the spell taking over as pain rippled through me, changing my body into a demon. I could do nothing but clutch at myself as the process began taking over.

And then Kazuma got punched in his grinning face.

He stumbled to the side in shock. His weird metal screen fell to the ground as he collided with it. His jaw was bruised, but more just clenched in anger as he whipped his head around to see who had attacked him.

“Rock, bitch.” said my favourite voice in the whole world.

The real Kazuma had returned.

-Perspective Shift: Satou Kazuma-

Chapter 126: Satou Kazuma vs. Demon Lord Kazuma

Summary:

Two Kazumas enter, only one remains!

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

They really never sell the feel of punching someone in the face in the movies. Mostly how much it absolutely kills your hand, punching enchanted bone feels as tough as spanking Darkness. Still, couldn’t hurt as much as being punched in the face with a unicorn-spit infused fist, something demon-me was reeling from on the floor.

I’d just got done reviving thanks to Aqua and now here I was, in a room documenting my own struggles with supreme power, defending Darkness from a hideous demonic version of myself. At least I managed to wipe that stupid grin off his face. Mine? …his.

He spat out a drop of blood and a demented chuckle. “Cheap shot, but then I wouldn’t expect anything else from me.”

“Laugh it up, assdick,” I growled, brandishing Chunchumaru at him defensively. “You don’t get to terrorise my girls using that face any longer!”

It was a pretty empty threat, and I think we both knew it. Especially as he stood up and loomed over me at over twice my size.

“Oh really? Little baby Kazuma is going to stop the Demon King?” He growled low, steam escaping his jagged teeth and left eye glowing red, “Why don’t you share with the class your oh so incredible plan. You got a secret weapon? A fancy skill? Maybe you’re just gonna have a heart attack in front of a tractor, again. Face it. Nothing you have could possibly stop me. I am a God. You are a tiny, little, ant to me. Run while you can, puny mortal.”

Holy shit.

My lips are sucked in so far. I am trying my absolute hardest not to laugh right now.

“Puhu~”

A vein twitched in his forehead as soon as the noise escaped my lips. The anger in ‘my’ demonic eyes was palpable.

“Sorry!” I wiped a tear from my eye. “It’s just… fuck. It’s like looking at a world where I never left my cringy chunni phase. It’s almost a shame to kill you.”

He still seemed thoroughly unconvinced, “Kill me? Now you’re making me laugh. You and what army?”

This was getting ridiculous, I had to place a hand over my snickering face. “Dude, are you really a Kazuma? I can’t believe I would say such an obvious, clichéd flag!”

The evil mirror of me looked confused for a second before he was once more punched in the face by three different fists.

“Woo! Return of the KazuClones, asshole!” ‘I’ cheered, letting my own chorus of Kazumas get their own jabs in with their jabs.

“Eat unicorn spit!”

“My hands are a lethal weapon!”

“This is for hurting Darkness!”

“Rock bitch.”

“He already used that one.”

“I thought we were reusing clichés?”

“Oh my god, right? Who knew being evil would make us into such a dork?”

The complete assault of me on myself was a sight to behold. About thirty of my potion clones were just repeatedly kicking and punching demon-me with all the holy skin they could muster. He was clearly disorientated, probs not expecting to be hurt at all let alone from so many of his own flying limbs jab-locking him.

I instead chose to lower myself down to the blonde who had bravely held him off so long.

“Kazuma…” Darkness mumbled. Her skin was already fading in shade as I held her in my arms. I grabbed her outstretched hand even as it changed a pale blue colour in my fingers.

“Sshhh, don’t talk.”

“Kazuma, I-I can feel it. I’m changing… into a demon…” She groaned. I don’t know how painful this was for her, but it couldn’t be pleasant, even for her. Darkness’ teeth were growing, her fingers became sharper, and her eyes were tearing up even as they changed to a yellow pigment. If only I was here a few minutes before,maybe I could have saved her…

“Well as soon as I beat myself up, I guess I’ll have to deal with having a hot demon girlfriend.” I joked, painfully worried about what was happening but happy to see the edge of her lips tremble upwards just a little. “Just rest, and I’ll reverse everything as soon as I can.”

Her smile stayed true, even in half-demon form. She disconnected her earring, clipping it to my own earlobe, “You’ll need this, as protection… and as my final normality… it’s normal for me to fall into a deep sleep until I awaken from true love’s kiss.”

She had been reaching for the other earring before falling unconscious in my arms. I sighed a little in relief. Thankfully, that’s how turning into a demon normally worked, but I guess the real question is…

Which lips were going to be kissing her?

With a bit of an effort, I and two other clones lifted Darkness’ body and shuffled her outside the huge door I’d come through. The door would normally only open from the inside for the winner, but it wasn’t locked from the outside, meaning I could place the sleeping Darkness out there safely. Closing the door again meant I was trapped with myself, letting me focus on the fight to keep him here.

Okay.

True secret boss time. Akuma just killed M. Bison, so now I have to fight my evil shadow. All I have is my wits and a briefcase full of sex toys, while he has some ultimate power and impenetrable armour.

I’m so fucked.

He’s down, being rapidly kicked by my multitude of clones, but his health bar’s probably enormous. If I know boss flags, this would be the time he yells ‘ENOUGH’ then knocks away all my guys in one hit.

Oh yeah, I called it. Here he goes now, gathering his energy for one big blast aaanndd…

“ENO-”

He didn’t finish, cause I hit pause with my time-stopping stopwatch.

What? No way in hell I was going to be fighting this guy fairly. He already blew my fucking head off before the fight even started! I need to use all my scummy tactics if I’m even going to survive, let alone win.

The echoes of my footsteps in a time paused world were weird, but kinda calming. There weren't any Jojo’s clock sounds, shit just stopped. It’s creepy, but cool as well. I also have to be careful when breathing cause I think air particles don’t spread out as well in paused time, but hopefully this won’t take long.

It was also running on my limited Mana pool, so it’s not like I had forever no matter how you slice it.

“Okay, so what have we got here…” I said working quickly, kneeling down to see if I could undo a few of this asshole's armour plates. Aegis armour ain’t exactly easy to maneuver, but I could at least get an angle at his neck.

Plan A: Kill him.

An inelegant plan, but there’s too much at stake here to leave anything to chance. I grabbed Chunchunmaru, gathered my courage to actually have the mental fortitude to kill someone (me), and dove my hand down towards his neck… only for this stupid blade to glide along the skin without piercing him.

Yeah I kinda expected that to happen.

I tried a few more times but it was as I feared, I’m not a high enough level to even hurt this guy. Even trying to jam the point into his eyeball (something I had to look away from in case it worked) did absolutely nothing, even his weakest point was too high a level for me to do even 1 damage to him.

His earrings were just like Darkness’ as well. Magically protected to clip forever, unable to be removed no matter how hard I tried.

With a stretch of my back and a determined huff I began to empty the case of sex toys that Aqua brought along to start Plan B:

Everything else.


“-MPH!” Came the muffled yell of Devil Kazuma. He still unleashed his wave of destruction from his body and the seven attacking Kazu-clones all vaporised in an instant.

He lumbered to his feet. Looking around for any signs of me before he realised his mouth had been silenced, and no matter what he did nothing was removing what was around his mouth.

Why was his yell muffled? Well, I had a handy-dandy little magic muzzle that only came off when he submits to me. I think we used it against Musume? No idea where that thing came from but I gotta say; Darkness’ freaky side comes in handy for this shit.

My mirror image was scanning this bizarre bedroom for any signs of me, while I lurked behind the chair he had in front of his television.

If I get a chance to save some of those consoles after this…

No, focus! Bad gamer brain!

I chugged another couple KazuClone potions and began my plan to save the world from me.

In a puff of smoke, a gaggle of about forty clones all exploded out from the chair and began darting around the room.

“GRGH!” He choked out from behind his muzzle, charging forwards in a rage.

My demonic counterpart was relentless in his massacre of my clones. Swinging his fists into pure puffs of smoke, disintegrating their bodies like flame through tissue paper. My boys weren’t totally useless, able to get slashes and punches in themselves by throwing their bodies at him between attacks. Drain touch fused with unicorn spit was a powerful combo, and the sheer number of clones was starting to get to the guy.

In his rage, he grabbed the sword hilt hanging from his belt, aiming to slash my clones’ head in two.

THWACK

He slammed his weapon into two KazuClones. They disappeared immediately after being thrown across the room into a wall.

However, Demon Kazuma was also sent flying from the impact, crashing into his jagged stairs hard enough to create a crater in them.

The sucker hissed through his muzzle in a daze, unable to comprehend what had sent him flying. He opened his hand to see that his sword wasn’t a sword at all. Instead it was something I’d switched his sword with while time had stopped: a long purple piece of phallic plastic.

“Careful with that, ‘revenge’ is a powerful tool,” I tutted towards him.

The enraged beast crushed Aqua’s favourite dildo in his hands (guess I’ll need to deliver her the bad news later) before he burst from his rocky crater. Fists ready to bash my face into a pulp. He killed about three clones in one swipe of his ham sized hands.

“SMOKESCREEN!” One of the other Kazumas yelled, filling the space we were in with a grey cloud.

Demon Kazuma was swiping his fists in a frenzy, still taking occasional holy jabs to the face while trying to crush as many clones as he could.

Then his knuckles dug into something else.

He howled in pain, grabbing his crotch suddenly and falling to his knees.

“Oohh, watch yourself dude.” I snickered to myself, waving his penis back and forth at him while holding the magical teleporting cock ring it was protruding from. “You never know where your dick might end up.”

I then dropped his penis on the marble and slammed my foot down on it a few more times. His howls got louder, especially when the clones joined me to rapidly attack his dick. He roared through the pain to jam his hand into his armoured pants and rip the magic cock ring out, stopping the teleportation of his dick before smushing it between his fingers.

Sensing the anger growing, he let loose an intense eye laser that I barely dodged by ducking. My clones around me weren’t so lucky, vaporising in an instant.

My bag of tricks was vast, but not infinite. The more me and my clones threw at him, the more I just annoyed the huge lug. Strangling him with Darkness’ favourite bondage rope, pouring lube into his armour, dousing him with Svobena’s mind dusty sex pollen, attacking with dildos, riding crops, anal beads, and anything else we had in our bag of tricks. Each one he simply destroyed before killing the clone.

There were only two things he hadn’t been able to destroy. That magic muzzle… and a piece of writing I’d managed to smuggle onto him.

Once the last of my clones were deceased, the Demon King turned to face me. With a muffled roar he charged me, sharp pointed talons ready to rip my head from my shoulders, but I stood strong. All my annoyances were to get him right here.

“I command my arms to strangle you!”

Both his demonic claws suddenly shot to his neck. His body dragged backwards by his own might.

His body skidded forwards on its knees. Prostrating him right in front of me. Rage fueled eyes glared at me with the strength of a thousand suns. My cocky grin eating the strength of a thousand shits.

In my hands was just a small little pen, but one that held as much power as those shitty earrings he wore. “You probably never encountered these other relics in your timeline. Chris would never have trusted you getting in the same city as them, let alone actually using them. A single bit of magic writing lets me own whatever I have my name on. And while I paused time I was able to write ‘Satou Kazuma’s arms’ on your shitty tree trunks, so now… I own them.”

He struggled, partially for air, partially so he could kill me in some way he hadn’t thought of yet. And even behind the muzzle I could tell what he was asking.

“You’re wondering how I can get your arms to obey me when we share a name?” He hissed at me, looking like he was ready to spit literal lava at me if it came off. I just lightly placed my foot on his shoulder. “Yeah yeah, you look really big and scary while you’re strangling yourself. But you’re right, surely you must be able to control ‘Satou Kazuma’s arms’ yeah?” he tried to bat me away but his hands just constricted further on his neck as I leant in close. “It says ‘The Inferior Satou Kazuma’s Arms’. If you mentally admit you’re worse than me, you can have your arms back. So I’m making a little bet here that there’s no way in hell your ego would ever let you concede I might be better than you for even a second. Am I right?”

“FFFFFFMMMMMMRRRSSSMMM!!!!!!”

“Yeah, didn’t think so.” I cockily ruffled his hair and skipped away to sit in his relaxing gaming chair. “Just admit I’m the winner and we can call it quits now. We’ll deactivate this walking death castle, you’ll stay in this room forever, everyone wins!”

His head slammed into the ground, desperately trying to get his arms to work for him again, “RRRHGGGHGGHGHHHTTTHHH!!!!!”

“Ahh, shut up and admit it already. You lost, or would you rather let your own arrogance choke you to death? Idiot.”

I sat in his chair, watching as my blue face became bluer and bluer.

Then he locked eyes with me.

Something had shifted. He didn’t look scared anymore either…

Both his hands grew incredibly bright. A crackle and sizzling sound joined it before suddenly his entire head was encompassed by a small explosion.

His body fell to the floor… limp and headless.

I’d… won?

“I actually won?”

Looking back to a few seconds ago, I really shouldn’t have said such an obvious flag.

“AAAIIIEEEEEE!!!”

The other Aqua was screaming above me from her cage. I looked up to see her body glowing, and followed the trail of light she emitted down… to his body.

Horrific holy tendrils burst from his neck hole and latched themselves to the discarded burnt head to drag it towards the body. I threw my sword at it to try and cut them or his head but the process was too quick. His whole being was overwhelmed with blinding light while being dragged skyward.

I could see his glowing body grab his own disembodied head, tossing the muzzle off to the side of it before reattaching it to his neck. Then he removed the armour piece where I’d hidden the pen’s magic writing and burned my message away in an instant.

When the light faded the demon loomed over me once more.

The Demon King stood before me. Unmuzzled, completely healthy, and thoroughly pissed off.

I gulped, weakly lifting up a controller from his pile of consoles with a hopeful and shaky smile.

“...I don’t suppose we can settle this in Smash?”

His clawed hand dove through my body and out the other side.

–-----------------

Outside the castle, the war raged on.

Harem members bloody and bruised continued to fight tooth and nail for the future of the human race. Adventurers, cultists, Crimson Demons, monster girls varying from succubus to mind flayer, angels, demons, and more. Yet though their numbers were many and their abilities varied, the foes they fought were superior in both areas.

Monsters still flowed endlessly out of the castle’s walls–strange creatures from the current Demon King’s favourite anime and video games–bolstered by Divane’s blessings despite her being tied up by Xara.

Even the basic kobolds and skeletons were starting to thin out, replaced with small walking mushrooms and robotic orange golems holding spears. A man with a triangle for a head and oversized sword sliced through an infantry of knights. King Jeronim was dueling with a violet skeletal dragon with a speared tail. Cloud fought a long platinum haired man. The Axel Hearts were taking on a pink and purple haired duo with their cat, a pair who kept summoning strange snakes and floating poisonous gas balls. A cactus had been seen rushing through the ranks at high speeds. Thanks to their years fighting cabbage, Dust and others from Axel were able to defeat the floating green teeth monsters. Slimes with faces, creatures with long tongues, a fat pink man remarking how hungry he was, no matter where you looked there was something strange attacking others.

Worse of all, time was running out. The dragged castle loomed over the gates of Belzerg’s capital. It would only take a few more steps for the unstoppable giant tower to break through the human’s defences and let the monster horde spread through the city.

No one had managed to get through the barrier since Kazuma and his crew got inside. It had been silent inside, other than the railgun stopping its destructive explosive volleys. Even with that progress, there was a moment of quiet realisation in most of the adventurers–finding that their hopes rode on this crew of girl failures and a male prostitute.

It made them all a little worried, yet they fought on with shaky trust.

“Satou Kazuma… you better come out alive so I can kill you!”

“Megumin! Yunyun! Kill the Demon King in the name of the Crimson Demons!”

“Hear our prayer Lady Aqua, the Axis Cult is with you and your boy toy all the way!”

“I place the future of the kingdom and my family in your hands, Lady Lalatina.”

“Grant them luck, Lady Eris!”

“I’m already having to raise your brat, Kazuma! You better not make them fatherless!”

Despite the well wishes of the populace, the creaking monolith crept ever closer to their homes. Forcing the resistance to have less and less space to fight.

It looked like it was coming closer to the end until Musume slammed her body against the barrier of the castle.

“RRAAGGGHHH!” She roared, putting all of her demonic strength into the magic. Managing to stop the multiple story tower from moving just one step closer. Her skin burned at the magic of the barrier, yet she grit her teeth and held firm against the crawling calamity. Monsters attacked her from all sides, but the humans saw her resistance and quickly leapt to her aid. Protecting the Demon King’s Daughter with all their might as she held the castle in place. “Kazuma… Darkness… HURRY THE FUCK UP!”


In my experience, death really isn’t so bad.

The pain of it sucks–like, immeasurably sucks, every time feeling your last breath fade away and your body shut down all of its organs–but usually I get a nice trip to see Eris-chan. Heaven’s got some nice walls, a comfy chair, and no homicidal terrorist version of yourself threatening to end all reality.

When you get right down to it, death definitely sits higher on the tier list than some versions of life.

Like having to experience death after death at the hands of yourself.

“TURN IT OFF!” My doppelganger barked as I returned from the other side once more. The pain still echoing in my body, even while it healed.

I was currently lying on his throne, pieces of me slowly stitching themselves back together as he yelled at the Aqua in the cage. The Devil had dragged her cage down to rattle around next to the throne, “I c-can’t! M-my auto-revive is on ‘Satou Kazuma’! That’s both of you!”

“Even when I make you useful, you’re USELESS!” He roared, looking like he was ready to blow a gasket before he realised I was awake again. His red eye glowing brightly-

BZARRT!

And there I go being dead again. Haven’t actually reached Heaven once, the auto-revive bullshit is keeping me around too quickly to get my soul up to eternally rest.

Once more my body was involuntarily healed to life. How horrible.

I awoke to find the scene changed slightly. Instead of him yelling into Aqua’s face my doppelganger was slamming his fists into the door. Desperately yelling about things being ‘normal’ in absolute frustration. Not getting anywhere fast.

“Dammit! Fucking Darkness and her fucking earring are beyond this fucking shitty goddamn door!” He growled, kicking and punching every time he swore. Suddenly his eyes turned back to me, stomping over to my ex-corpse in rage,“You! Say I won!”

“Kuh…?” I bubbled a breath out of my chest.

“Say. That. I. Am. The. Winner.” He spoke loudly and in my ear enoughly to make my skull rattle. My brain was still fried from dying to understand, making him continue his loud mouthed explanation, “The rules of Darkness’ normality means we need a winner before we can leave! I can’t change that normality, because you put her asleep on the other side of the door before closing it! And we can’t decide a winner until one of us admits defeat, or is dead!”

“Aip!”

With a casual lift of his hand, he swiped the cage Aqua was in and started waving it around, “Thanks to dipshit here, neither of us can die! We’re stuck until you admit defeat!”

“...or you could.”

BZAARRRT!

Oh cool, death again.

My soul crawled ever slower back to my body. Forced to inhabit the wrecked pile of bones thanks to this Aqua’s auto-revive. Getting a good look at my own angry face upon my horrible return. Perhaps Heaven was rejecting me for all my sins, because this certainly felt like Hell.

“Say it! Say I won!”

“...”

“SAY IT!”

After a few more struggling breaths, I simply stared at him weakly.

“GAH!” He roared, throwing his hands into the air and dropping Aqua’s cage loudly in front of me, “What the fuck are you even trying for?! What could you POSSIBLY do to me?! You wanna just sit here and die over and over again until you’re fucking brain turns to mush?! I can do that! Unless you just want to ADMIT I WON?!”

I felt so exhausted taking that first breath of life again. Every inch of me is in pain.

He was unfortunately making sense. I’m pretty much out of relics and sex toys, and an eternal death loop sounds like literal hell. Maybe I should just give up…

My eyes met with Aqua’s.

His Aqua.

She was so different. A near buzzcut hairdo, only allowed to wear a single white tank top and panties, huddled and scared… but looking at me both apologetically and hopeful.

I looked up to myself.

“Fuck off.”

“Jesus Christ, how am I this annoying?” He practically sighed, looking at me like I was some pathetic worm, ironically with the same expression I’d looked at Aqua over the years. “There isn’t a secret happy ending route for you pretending to be cool. You’ve lost, this one is the only thing preventing you from making it certain.” He pointed at his Aqua… only to then start charging a finger laser directly at her head. “Guess I have to get rid of her first.”

“W-w-wait!” She pleaded, seeing the light glow ever brighter. Probably charging so long since she was an actual Goddess still. It wouldn’t be long until her death was all but certain at this range, which meant I’d probably also die and lose my reviver as well.

“Sush. There’s another Aqua to enslave out there now, you’re just a nuisance.”

Perhaps a lesser Kazuma would have said nothing at this point. Regrouped back in Heaven with a better plan, or just taken the loss to live out his life with sexy Goddesses away from all the tribulations of this world.

But I was the Kazuma with a Harem, and I ain’t giving that the fuck up.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

I could practically hear his eyes rolling at me, “For fuck’s sake, shut up. You’re next.”

“Okay…” I agreed, seeing Aqua’s neck snap towards me in panicky anger, “But don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

His glowing finger continued to charge. But after a few seconds, it was clear he was hesitating just a little.

“Why.”

“Hm?”

His eye twitched, “WHY wouldn’t YOU do it if YOU were ME?”

“Oh that,” I said, jovially smiling at him, “Just our secret plan to blow you up as soon as your auto-revive spell was down.”

He gave me a long, eye-rolling-exhale combo, “Oh come on, this is your best plan to stop me?” A small chuckle escaped him at the ridiculousness of it all. “First of all, how and when would you have figured out I even had an auto-revive Aqua down here?”

“Vanir told us everything.” That actually gave him pause, frowning at me with tight eyes at the name of the masked demon. “Yeah, I know. He was the one who told us about the earrings and your secret plans. He didn’t tell us how you had an auto-revive, but that in order to defeat you we’d have to stop it.”

My clone seemed unconvinced, shaking his head at me, “That’s such bullshit. So your plan was to basically do nothing but die on repeat until I turn off my auto-revive and die too?”

That’s been my best plan ever since I reached this shitty world, “I’m just trying to warn you that you’ll die from Megumin’s hands as soon as you open the door.”

“No, I won’t. I can eat her explosions easily.”

“Sure you can, ‘normally’. But we’re banking on this being too big an explosion for you to handle.” I started putting fingers up to list the ways he would be dead, “Two Megumin’s, both powered up by the railgun, and blessed by several Goddesses that I have sexual connections with. Plus Palutena owes me one for making a copy of me.”

He seemed to be considering my words, even going so far as to lower the laser finger away from his Aqua’s face ever so gently. His skeptical eyes scoured me up and down for lies, “...why the fuck would you be telling me this?”

“As I said, we didn’t know how your auto-revive works. Unless you leave this room with the secret knock, they blow it up as soon as the door opens.” I said, hopping off the throne on shaky legs, “If I let you continue we’d all be dead with no bodies to revive us… and, you know, I think Darkness came up with a better way to settle this.”

My hands went up, my right fist landing in my left palm.

“You can’t mean…”

I nodded at his bewilderment, “It’s the only way a final battle of Kazuma vs Kazuma should go. Rock, Paper, Scissors. Winner takes all.”

As you’d expect from ‘me’, I wasn’t an easy man to convince. Even with everything in his favour–massive body looming over me the size and density of a brick shithouse–his demonic eyes looked at me like I was the real threat.

“...what are you up to?”

“Honestly? You’re right. I’m nearly completely out of tricks,” I said with a defeatist shrug, “I can’t kill you. Fuck, I can barely phase you. Playing a game to decide the ‘winner’ is the last card I have up my sleeve. We both know luck is the one thing I can sort of rely on. Maybe my blessings from the gods will be enough to stop you.”

“Fat chance. You know that I’m the real god here.” He growled, puffing his chest out.

God, this guy’s cringe. I extended my hand for him to shake, “Yeah yeah. Do we have a Demon Deal?”

After a few more moments of hesitation, he took my tiny hand in his armoured claw. “Normally, when you lose, you will die. No Heaven, just a direct portal to the bottom pits of Hell. Darkness will be my wife, a demon that lusts only for me and the suffering of others. Your harem, your world, they will all belong to me.”

I gulped, “And if I win, I want what Darkness wanted. You lose all your power, your women go back to how they were before, and this castle stops moving. And you swear you won’t harm a single hair on anyone else’s head after you lose!”

“Fine, whatever! Who cares?!” He brushed me off with a growl, both of us breaking the handshake to aim ourselves at each other. Fists in palm, we both raised our hands in unison, “Add any qualifiers you want, dipshit. Spoilers: you ain’t fucking winning this!”

“Go after three.”

Time seemed to slow down as I focused all my energy on getting this right. His raving echoing loudly against the walls as we all watched the game with baited breath.

Both our fists slammed down into our palms once.

“I can’t believe after all that stupid defiance, you’re handing me the win on a silver platter!”

Twice.

“Nothing you can do can ever change the simple, irrefutable fact-”

Three times.

“-THAT I NORMALLY ALWAYS WIN!”

Our plays were made after three.

The room was dead silent. Eyes locked on the result

After a few seconds, the sound of the huge door magically unlocking could be heard.

A winner had been definitively decided.

Our hands were placed firmly in front of us.

He had his hand out flat.

While my two fingers were up in glorious triumph.

The shock dripping beads of sweat from that no longer smug face was palpable.

I just gave a relieved sigh with a smirk. “Thank fuck you said that. I was bricking it.”

“What. what. WHATWHATWHATWAHT WHATTHEABSOLUTESHITTYFUCKISTHAT?!”

“Scissors.”

“I KNOW IT’S FUCKING SCISSORS BUT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DRAW THAT?!”

I could have responded, could have given the answer, but isn’t it nicer to hear it come from the true victor?

“Puhuhuhu! Kazuma Kazuma Kazuma! You foolish loser NEET!”

Standing tall on the nearby broken television was my favourite smug Goddess in the whole world. Aqua–my Aqua–in all her glory, boasting away with a puffed out chest.

Dark Kazuma hissed at me then at her, “What the hell did you do, you worthless cu-?”

“For all your talk about how useless and stupid I am, you’ve really done it now, Kazuma!” She replied loudly, hopping off her stand and boldly walking towards the monster version of me, hands behind her back, not a care in the world. “For every mean comment you’ve thrown at me, and all the horrible things you did to other me, you’ve REALLY eaten a big piece of dumb-dumb cake!” She declared, skipping towards his growing growls. “Even I wouldn’t say something so dumb like ‘I always win’…”

She giggled, finally bringing her hands away from behind her back, unveiled a magical Calendar with quick scribbled writing atop today’s square.

“...on Opposite Day!”

“No.” He stated plainly. “No, fuck that. I can’t have lost from a plan that… stupid!”

My gloating gland was set to burst. “Well you did, you fucking idiot! You just lost cause you couldn’t stop yourself from cheating! HAHAHAHA!” I laughed, right in his fat stupid face. “Ohh it feels so good to win, doesn’t it, Aqua?”

“So good, Kazuma!”

We both hi-fived loudly and proudly. Ignoring the looming terror that cracked its knuckles right behind our gloating.

“...you think you have power here? Just for opening a door?”

“I mean, that wasn’t the only thing I opened.”

CRASH!

His face spun around just quickly enough to receive an almighty knuckle sandwich. Thanks to the Demon Deal, all the power he’d drained from his Aqua had suddenly returned to its vengeful owner. The girl who just broke free of her cage to slam her glowing fist into his blue jaw with all her might.

“GOD REQUIEM!”

“GRAGGH!” His voice echoed out, sending his ass soaring from the stairs to crash land in a crater of marble pain. He clutched his jaw before snapping his head back towards her, “You bitch! I’m going to make you wish you’d never been born! Normally-!”

I saw this as a perfect opportunity to interrupt.

“STEAL!” I exclaimed. After a white flash of magic, his earrings appeared in my hand. His powers were gone, including the protections on his earrings. Sidenote, I was so happy I’d remembered to remove his underwear earlier…

He scrambled off the floor, clutching at his empty lobes, “Shit! G-give those back! I need-!”

Still glowing, still needing many years of retribution, his Aqua landed on the ground nearby. Ready to rapid fire requiems until his ass was a puddle on the floor.

“Aqua, wait.”

This wasn’t him, but another voice entering the room. We all turned to see… Darkness.

It wasn’t my Darkness though. Wearing only a body stocking with a scar across her left jaw to make her distinct, this was the other one that had been a giant lumbering statue. She was carrying her Megumin on her back–an exhausted weak bundle–while Chris and the others all followed her in.

“Let's kill him together,” said Darkness, prompting a nod from Aqua.

Looking back and forth between the looming girls with pitiable eyes, “H-hold on, we’re still a party right?”

They descended on him like a pack of wolves. It was almost hard to watch, being the somewhat recipient of the retribution. As they kicked, sliced, and punched the armoured man as hard as they could, Chris’ group joined us.

“I have so, so, so many questions,” said Chris.

“You guys actually won?” asked Aerith.

I gave a triumphant exhale, “Yeah, we did. We legit beat the Demon King.”

“All not thanks to me!” said Aqua, winking at me while poking at the calendar.

“Um… sorry, but… why are there two of people?” asked Yunyun, seeming very confused, “We were fighting a big armoured guard, then it turned into Darkness?”

I would have filled her in, but she reminded me of someone else I needed to be focusing on, “Long story, I’ll fill everyone in later. We should first check-”

“IT’S NOT OVER!”

Though he was getting absolutely destroyed by his party, it seemed the other me still had some life in him. Maybe he had one last trick up his sleeve. I could see him getting ready to unleash some sort of counter attack against all of us.

I would have probably done something, if a masked demon hadn’t appeared out of nowhere to suddenly pull a hair from Aqua’s head.

“Ow!”

Vanir said nothing. Crossing the room towards the demon almost silently before presenting the hair to my other self. A single blue strand pinched on either end.

Dark Kazuma didn’t see Vanir, unleashing his final attack which amounted to him just thrashing his arms about in blind fury.

And destroying Aqua’s strand in the process.

“Moi word! It appears you’ve hurt a single hair on the poor idiotic Goddess’s head!”

Dark Kazuma looked confused then very angry, “Wha-?! Vanir! You piece of shit!”

FWOOOSSHHH!!!!

A fiery pit suddenly and violently opened up in the center of the room. Aqua jumped into my arms in shock as the lighting of the dark room became baked in reds and oranges. Rising from the fire was a woman sitting at a brown desk. She was demonic in form but clearly very bored in nature. An ashen grey face with bloody red horns under a short violet bob cut. Dark blue eyes with darker rings under her overworked expression. Wearing a plain grey suit with blue tie you’d see salarymen wear back in Japan, tapping away on her desk computer just like they would too. Her voice was somewhat nasal and all overworked business.

“Satou Kazuma of Earth. You have wilfully broken a Demon Deal, arranged at 18:03, stating that at the loss of a game of rock, paper, scissors, that you ‘will not harm a single hair on another person’s head’, correct?”

“What?! Who the fuck are you?!”

Vanir–the only one of us grinning instead of panicking–answered gleefully yet quietly, “Tis the Oathkeeper’s Clerk, Boy Who Shouldn’t Have Made A-Demon Deal He Wasn’t Prepared To Keep. She is the one demon you never ever want to see.”

Hellish chains suddenly sprung up all around Dark Kazuma. Clamping down around his neck and wrists, tying him to a circle of flames that surrounded him. He tried to struggle in vain, unable to make any headway in freeing himself.

“Do you have any defence against your actions today?” The Oathkeeper’s Clerk asked with a yawn, voice clearly going through the motions.

“I, uh, i-it’s Opposite Day! Check their Calendar! Opposite Day means I’m supposed to hurt the hair!”

With an unimpressed frown, she slowly turned towards me and Aqua, “Is this true?”

She looked at us just in time for me to burn the last few embers of the Calendar away with my tinder spell. With a nonchalant shrug I shook my head, “That’s just a thing kids say when they want to get out of something bad. He’s being a sore loser.”

“NO! GRAAGH! I’M SUPPOSED TO WIN!” He roared, seeing the writing on the wall for his demise.

The demonic secretary simply turned back to his screaming panic, “I see. In accordance with Demon Law, you will now be removed from this plane of existence and spend the next one thousand seven hundred fifty two years as a denizen of hell. Appeals could be made at the high court, but they are out golfing this millenia. Have a nice day.”

After one final press of her enter key, the chains of hell began to drag down my doppelganger into the flames. We all heard his voice echoing out, “NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!” before he left this plane completely.

We were left flabbergasted by the sudden and dramatic turn of events.

However Vanir didn’t let the moment stick, swiping the stolen earrings from my hand and placing them on his ears. “Moi is normally no longer allergic to loneliness! YES!” He pumped his hand in victory as we all stared on in continued shock. “Moi needed these ones to reverse the curse.” He explained while removing them from his ears again. “Barbara, before you go, Moi also needs you to burn these forever. Demon favour.”

Vanir tossed the earrings to The Oathkeeper’s Clerk. She raised an eyebrow at him, looking briefly down at the two Ns before typing on her computer again. “You only have one more of those after this, Duke Vanir.”

“Moi understands, but it’s important,” said Vanir with a gratuitous bow. After a mutual nod the flaming desk began sinking into Hell once more, “Be seeing you, Barbara.”

“Mhmm,” She hummed disinterestedly.

We all once more stood in the quiet room. Demon Kazuma gone into the pits of hell, hot secretary lady along with him. It felt almost too quiet.

“So… that’s it?” I asked, hoping I wasn’t raising any flags asking this, “Like, it it? We wrapped up everything?”

“Not everything,” said Tifa from the hallway.

We all joined her out of the door where my clones had put my Darkness’ body. She’d fully turned into a demon while I’d fought my dark copy.

Oh, Darkness. Her blonde hair was now a complete contrast to her new indigo-blue skin. Fangs protruding outwards, claws broken out of her gloves, a pair of wings trying to escape the armour from her back. She still remained asleep, but was clearly troubled by dreams of hurting humans. An earring on her ear that would totally let that happen as well.

Everyone knew that true love’s kiss would normally awaken the sleeping demonic beauty. Which is why I stepped forwards.

“Careful, Kazuma,” Megumin warned while grabbing my arm. “Darkness is a demon now…”

“She might attack as soon as you wake her,” Tifa agreed, “And if she’s anything like your counterpart we might be in for another fight…”

I looked over their attack stances ready to defend us from this ‘secret boss fight’, then back to my Lalatina.

I smiled.

“You guys really need to have more faith in her,” I snarked, walking up to her sleeping form. Her face looked so beautiful even amongst the demonic growths.

“Trust me,” I mumbled and latched my lips onto my future wife.

After several seconds I detached from her, watching as new yellow tinted eyes fluttered awake.

Thin cat-like pupils looked around, then focused themselves on me, quickly growing angrier with every second as her new sharp teeth hissed at me.

“...K-Kill! KILL!”

Everyone gasped behind me. I could hear their armour and weapons click, everyone ready to throw down.

“KILL YOU, KAZUM-!”

SLAP!

I slapped her tit.

Her eyes twitched in surprise.

“Buh-?”

SLAP SLAP SLAP

With her boobs still bouncing around pointed my finger in her face, “Shut the fuck up you stupid masochist slut. You’re mine, remember? I order you to turn back to a human already.”

Her eyes grew even angrier. Her breath deepened. A hiss rising from her throat as we shared a deep intense stare off.

Then she closed her eyes.

“Mm!”

Let me tell you, never has one of Darkness’ inappropriate moans of pleasure ever been so positively received. Everyone sighed in relief, for once not looking at the ‘gasming girl in pity, but happiness.

I hadn’t been worried though. There’s three things in life that are certain; death, taxes, and my Lalatina’s fetishes.

She looked up at me with those big hopeful eyes. Even behind all that demonic bullshit it was still her and those desires in there. “Kazuma, I think it’s normal for me to turn back into a human with one more kiss, don’t you think?”

I barely had the strength to hold myself back long enough for one final quip. “Of course, how could I forget?”

Our lips locked for much longer this time. The shape of her body morphing and changing inside my embrace. Cold lips grew warm again, sharp corners returned to soft edges, and though I might miss her weird snake tongue it was for the greater good. I didn’t even bother watching her transform back. I was just happy I would see her face again when I opened my eyes.

We’d won.

 

Notes:

Man, what a journey. Hopefully everyone enjoyed this long ass Konosuba tale, filled with as many twists and fun turns as I could jam on in. Feels nice to finally be basically finished with this and have these ideas in my head out in the world. Thanks to everyone who helped out to get me here, I really couldn't have done it without support from friends. In addition to everyone who commented and got me to nearly 1k kudos!

All that's left is the oversized epilogue, though I will perhaps go back and finish the last of the character stories before posting that. That way I can end the fic on a proper final note. I'll be working hard to get everything done, so watch this space!

Thank you all so much for reading!