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2021-11-13
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2021-11-14
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2/?
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this has been sitting in our docs for a week

Summary:

yet another social media fanfic only this time from someone who's hardly familiar with adult marvel characters. they're all queer, that's the rules. and we can't write neurotypicals, i think, so...

slow and inconsistent updates

Notes:

this is young avengers theyre all queer
pls enjoy this i suffered through html format for it

Chapter 1

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Young Avengers @avengersyouth

Would it be considered offensive if I called this our “coming out” tweet? - Talkback (he/him)

Young Avengers @avengersyouth
replying to @avengersyouth

we’re all queer tb. it can’t be offensive if it would offend us - Alloy (she/they)

Jack/Lily she/her @RenHokama
replying to @avengersyouth

ohmygod ohmygod gay avengers!!!!!!!!!!

Madi (they/she) @scissorhands
replying to @avengersyouth

am i seeing things???

I’m not gay (he/him) @brothernoodle
replying to @avengersyouth and @scissorhands

if you are, so am I

Young Avengers @avengersyouth

Loki, dear sister, where the fuck are you? - Sylvie (she/her)

the only gay person @SneKayden
replying to @avengersyouth

lmao me @ my sister

Young Avengers @avengersyouth
replying to @avengersyouth

you’re all ruining our reputation before we’ve even made it - NW

Young Avengers @avengersyouth
replying to @avengersyouth

says the girl who makes Cat!Avengers comics!!!! - SG

Young Avengers @avengersyouth
replying to @avengersyouth

you take that back right this instant - NW

flavor (he/him) @the_guy.jpg
replying to @avengersyouth

what the actual fuck is happening

Young Avengers @avengersyouth

Update: Loki has been located. - Prodigy

Sarah @motherofthree
replying to @avengersyouth

Thank God that evil bastard is back in custody!

Loki she/her @laufeychild ✓
replying to @avengersyouth and @motherofthree

wut

Young Avengers @avengersyouth

@Twitter verify us bitches

Young Avengers @avengersyouth ✓

fuk yea gay ppl - Silk (she/they)

whiteboy.png (he/him) @GreenJello
replying to @avengersyouth

so true

Young Avengers @avengersyouth ✓

I use no pronouns do not refer to me

Avengers Official @TheAvengers ✓

We are not associated with @avengersyouth. Stop asking.

birdboy @hawkeye ✓
replying to @TheAvengers

bullshit

Iron Lad (he/him) @ihaveapotatogun
replying to @TheAvengers

Seriously, Dad?!

The Runaways @Runaways
replying to @TheAvengers

when I said “eat the rich”, I meant it - Talkback (he/him)

Young Avengers @avengersyouth ✓

I mean, we did say that we would consult them before going public… - LSD (she/they)

the better hawkeye @investibird
replying to @avengersyouth

Clint said he was talking to them

Spider-Man (he/him) @webwarriors
replying to @avengersyouth and @investibird

Tasha’s gonna kill them lmao

Avengers News @emhnetwork

The Avengers have released an official statement claiming that they are unaffiliated with @avengersyouth, but Hawkeye has made it clear that he doesn’t believe this. An account followed by the YA also replied to the Tweet, calling one of the Avengers “Dad” in his response. We will post more updates as this continues.

Moth (they/he) @agent_mothman

young avengers said #eattherich

Will (they/them) @TheWillster
replying to @agent_mothman

where??

Moth (they/he) @agent_mothman
replying to @TheWillster

check the replies to the Avengers' newest tweet!!

Hero News @HeroNewsOfficial ✓

The Internet is in uproar as the so-called “Young Avengers” threaten to cannibalize the Avengers, after Earth’s Mightiest Heroes denied affiliation with them. This is their second scandal in the three days since they made their account, with the first being “Alloy’s” claim that the entire team are LGBT — using a slur.

Moth (they/he) @agent_mothman
replying to @Buzzfeed_Official

is it possible for news outlets to get any more queerphobic

Madi (they/she) @scissorhands
replying to @Buzzfeed_Official and @agent_mothman

tbh I don’t think so

assassin @user212332 ✓
replying to @Buzzfeed_Official

delete this tweet if you’d like to avoid being sued

Young Avengers @avengersyouth ✓

just saw the news articles, time to commit un-queereth!! /j - Spider-Man (he/him)

Spider-Kid (he/him) @webwarriors
replying to @avengersyouth

do a girl!! /ref

f: taylor (they/it/rot) @uncanny
replying to @avengersyouth and @webwarriors

sobbing rn /nsrs

Silk (she/they) @webwarriors ✓

finally verified queers!!!

TERF is a slur @radfemsunite
replying to @webwarriors

Stop using that word

Silk (she/they) @webwarriors ✓

self-care!!!

[open attachment]

Silk (she/they) @webwarriors ✓
replying to @webwarriors

image ID: a screenshot of Twitter user @terfreclaimed blocked from the webwarriors page

Notes:

might make fake profiles for the accounts ??

Chapter 2: twitter profiles go brrr

Summary:

made fake profiles because. bored. and tired.

Notes:

society if twitter actually had spots for pronouns

**throws headcanons at you** theyre gay

flavor and broth are identical twins but if you ask either if they have siblings both will answer no

m slur is referring to one of the comic slurs for mutants

btw this fic is only half iron man friendly cause he's an asshole and has a fuckton of problems in the mcu but is decent in the comics. fuck mcu tony. embrace comic tony who asked loki which gender terms they prefer.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Young Avengers ✓
@avengersyouth

your favorite superhero team

📍 kicking rich fucks' asses

❀ ask pronouns | check signoffs

--

The Runaways
@Runaways

eat the rich. @avengersyouth

📍 hq | breaking and entering

❀ check pinned thread | signoffs

--

the better hawkeye
@investibird

Private Investigator. Superhero. @hawkeye @avengersyouth

📍 Hawkeye Investigations

❀ she/they

--

Iron Lad (he/him) — changes
@ihaveapotatogun

eldest iron child. queer as fuck. @avengersyouth

📍 Tony broke into my garage.

❀ he/him or ask

--

Spiser Entities (ask) ✓ — changes
@webwarriors

home of your favorite arachnids.

📍 the corner of your room. /j

❀ ask pronouns | check dn

--

Gwenpool (they/them)
@gwenpool

the world is a comic universe. @kidomega @avengersyouth @westcoastbestcoast

📍 whitespace

❀ they/them

--

Kid Omega 📌
@kidomega

plural. queer. don't call me/us a system. @gwenpool @avengersyouth @westcoastbestcoast

📍 I reclaim the f and m slurs untagged

❀ they/them collectively | check pinned

--

West Coast Avengers
@westcoastbestcoast

@avengersyouth @hawkeyeinv

📍 LA

❀ check sign-offs or just they/them

--

Hawkeye Investigations
@hawkeyeinv

Private Investigators. @avengersyouth @investibird

📍 online | LA | saving the world & your watch

❀ in pinned

--

America | she/they
@msamerica

lesbian. superhero. Latina. @avengersyouth

📍 somewhere

❀ she/her, they/them

--

Loki they/them ✓ — changes
@laufeychild

Genderfluid alien. @avengersyouth

📍 stop shipping me with my siblings

❀ check displayname

--

OC segment <33 :

--

Madi (they/she)
@scissorhands

bf: @the_flavor.jpg . brother: @brothernoodle

📍 pantry

❀ they/them or she/her

--

I’m not gay (he/him)
@brothernoodle

pls I swear I’m straight

📍 dead.

❀ he/him/his

--

flavor (he/him)
@the_flavor.jpg

@scissorhands

📍 having sex with your mom

❀ he

--

Jack/Lily she/her — changes
@RenHokama

way too into fanfic and manhwa. too many names. check display.

📍 writing a harry potter fanfic of my friends

❀ her

--

the only gay person
@SneKayden

½ of the only gay couple ever . too many hyperfixations .

📍 asshole

❀ he/they/fuck yourself

--

whiteboy.png (he/him)
@GreenJello

straight, actually. but i’d let @agent_mothman fuck me.

❀ he lol

Notes:

if you're confused on plurality & systems, here is an info carrd with the basics:
https://morethanone.info

we also go more in depth on some aspects in another of our works
https://ao3-rd-18.onrender.com/works/30293184/

should we make the pinned threads?