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                                                Help I ran my cat over.

                                         September 28 Tuesday 08:35 pm

Mista_refreshing- Please help.

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- shit hes using actual punctuation @everyone

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- what wrong? Did you murder someone?

Mistah_refershing- no worse

-several people are online-

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- Kou what's happening.

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩-hi. What’s popping?

Agashee 🦉- not the time daddy

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- sorry baby 🥺

Demon_Cat 😻😼- what happened 

Demon_Cat 😻😼-if u don’t come online I will find a way to transport thru the screen and whoop ur ass.

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- @Mistah_refreshing come online plz, I don’t want to neuter Mori.

Demon_Cat 😻😼- meow.

Snakey_snake 🐍- well at least im a snake

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- I will find a way to neuter ur snake ass🙂

Snakey_snake 🐍- 🏃♂️🏃♂️🕺🏻

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal-ew.

Mista_refershing- since y’all so desperate I’ll tell you 🙄

Agashee 🦉- the ego I-

Mista_refershing- @Agashee 🦉 shhhh

Mista_refershing- so anyway what happened is…

Mista_refershing is offline.

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- COME BACK ONLINE BITCHCHD

Snakey_snake 🐍-GUYS LETS SPAM THIS REFERSHING BITCH.

Agashee 🦉- *refreshing 

Snakey_snake 🐍-😂🔫

Agashee 🦉- soz

 I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- @Mista_refershing 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@ Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing haha beat that

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- meh im too lazy. @Demon_Cat 😻😼 plz do it for me.

Demon_Cat 😻😼-gladly @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- how do u type so fast my fingers are literally bleeding 😭

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- copy paste dumbass

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-  @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing   @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing   @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing   @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing@Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing @Mista_refershing  @Mista_refershing 

Mista_refershing  

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹-thx emo Kou☺️💖

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- np hedgehog 😍🥰😘

Mista_refershing is online.

Mista_refershing- @Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹@Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸 leave the kinky stuff for the bedroom

Mista_refershing- y’all I needed to pee why’d u go insane💀

Agashee 🦉- spill the tea rn or i finna 🔫😋

Mista_refershing- impatient much? 

Snakey_snake 🐍- yeah we are. NOW SPILL.

Mista_refershing- Kay so- 

Mista_refershing- me and Daichi were in the lockeroom today after practice changing..

Mista_refershing- and he took his shirt OFF

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- do you not see him without his shirt like…every other practice-? When you..change? 😀

Mista_refershing- ik but one cannot get over seeing those beautiful muscles 

Mista_refershing- but no that’s not what this is…

Mista_refershing- he pierced his nipples 🙂

Snakey_snake 🐍- BANAJKAKWKWKWKWK WHAT

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- admittedly I never thought Daichi was that type of guy. good for him ig?

Agashee 🦉- @Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 yeah ngl I never thought he was into that shit. I thought he would probs die if he got as much as an ear piercing.

Agashee 🦉- anyway what happened next?

Mista_refershing- he asked me if I liked what I saw and - get this- this bitch fucking SMIRKED AT ME? AND JUST LEFT I-

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- with his shirt on orrrr..?

Mista_refershing- with his shirt on Ofc dumbass 

Snakey_snake 🐍- who knew Daichi could be smooth

Demon_Cat 😻😼- ngl sounds kinda hot.

Mista_refershing-*barks* back off hes mine.

Demon_Cat 😻😼- damm ok 😳

Agashee 🦉- and ur still not dating how.

Mista_refershing- idk tbh

Snakey_snake 🐍- dude he flirted with you. And he was smooth about it too-

Snakey_snake 🐍- he’s literally made the first move and you choose to reject smh 🤦♂️ 

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- ikr. A bold first move might I add

Mista_refershing- see the thing is I’m pretty unsure how I feel about Daichi

Mista_refershing- I rlly used to like him during highschool and ig after that I lost feelings for him.

Mista_refershing- but now he’s flirting with me and it’s getting rlly confusing-

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- wait what kind of flirting?

Mista_refershing- he caught me staring at his ass the other day as per usual and he winked at me, and told me that I could stare all I want. legit in front of everyone. Even the coaches 😭

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- BRO HE WHATEJJEJSK

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹-  dude I’m learning this whole other side of Daichi and I’m not sure if I hate it or love it.

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- you’ve been hit by…a smooth criminal. 

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- bro never knew u were Micheal Jackson.

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- as someone who knows Daichi on a personal level, idk if I can look him in the eye anymore.

Agashee 🦉- we gunna brush past the fact that Kou stares at Daichis ass regularly?

Mista_refershing- he has a good ass, don’t act like u don’t stare at Bokuto’s ass.

Agashee 🦉- 😳

Demon_Cat 😻😼- Caught in 4K🤨 📷💥

Mista_refershing- see one part of me wants to turn him down but..

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- but?

Mista_refershing- another part of me wants to rip his clothes off, shove him to the nearest wall and fuck him right there.

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- What😭💀

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- go to the naughty corner and think about what you have done.

Snakey_snake 🐍-  never knew you were so horny, Kou. The more you know ig

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- @I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal weren’t u just telling me how you wanted Aran to screw u so bad?

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- no…

Snakey_snake 🐍- Damm u too? 

Snakey_snake 🐍-  guess me and @Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩 are the only pure ones

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- 🥰🥰🥰

Agashee 🦉-  and me?

Snakey_snake 🐍- nah u like bokutos ass.

Agashee 🦉-  true.

Demon_Cat 😻😼-  listen @Mista_refershing if ur not comfortable with what Daichi is doing tell him. Its pretty clear he’s into you like big time. 

Agashee 🦉- ye

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- whether you like him or not we still support u :)

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- ^

Snakey_snake 🐍-^^

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal-^^^

Agashee 🦉- ^^^^

Demon_Cat 😻😼- preach ^^^^^

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- ^^^^^^

Mista_refershing- thx guys I think I’m gonna figure out how I feel..

Agashee 🦉- yeah u do that :>

Mista_refershing- goodnight <3

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- im logging off too, goodnight @everyone 💖

Demon_Cat 😻😼- baiiii 

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- goodnight 

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- ciao :)

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- gn 

Agashee 🦉- bye 💛

Snakey_snake 🐍- ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

Everyone is offline.

                                  ——-BONUS——

                             Private chat between 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 and I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- Anyway Haji how was ur day?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- oh it was nic

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- *nice lmao

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- and urs?

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- tbh I was rlly horny today 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- damm Shin 💀

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- wut did Aran do lmfaooo

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- he exists and that’s just enough 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- if I wasn’t in love with that alien obsessed freak I’d probs be dating ur man

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- I wish we dated

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- same

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- then you cuddle and do cute couples shit

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- and he could fuck me

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- ｇｏ　ｔｏ　ｈｏｒｎｙ　ｊａｉｌ　ｙｏｕ　ｆｒｅａｋ

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- only with Aran

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- HAJAJJSKSKSKSMSNNSJS-

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- anyway, u wanna call?

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- oh right, we were supposed to watch a Godzilla movie together right?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- yup. Although the male lead is sorta hot so it may not be the best idea considering you are…ｗｅｌｌ．．ｈｏｒｎｉ　

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- now I wanna watch it even more

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- I knew you were cultured the day I met you

Incoming call from Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹

Call lasted 04 hours 34 minutes and 17 seconds.

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🏐VOLLEYBALL BROS🏐
30 September 09:00 AM
Chemistry_rooster -guys practice is canceled for today
Chemistry_rooster- for those of us who do volleyball
Bokuowl is online
Bokuowl- why are some of u guys here if u don’t do volleyball
Chemistry_rooster -idk
Bokuowl- meh
Bokuowl- well Akaashi is here soooo (⌒▽⌒)
Chemistry_rooster- kinda gay dude
Bokuowl- I’m straight bro
Chemistry_rooster- I believe you 🥰
Bokuowl- but I ammm
Bokuowl- also I am dating a girl rn so there. Well I could be bi but still.
Chemistry_rooster- WAIT WHAT
Chemistry_rooster- DUDE WHATAGSHHEYEEHEHHEHEHEHSHHS
Bokuowl-OOPS
Bokuowl- AH SHIT MEI IS GONNA BE SO MAD AHHHH
Bokuowl- SHE SAID SHE DIDNT WANT TO TELL ANYONE
Chemistry_rooster- WAIT MEI AS IN MEI AIMI
Chemistry_rooster- THE GIRL WHO GOT A JOB APPLICATION TO NASA
Chemistry_rooster- damm bro why’s she going out with a dumbass like you.
Bokuowl- pls don’t tell anyone (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)
Chemistry_rooster- I wont
Chemistry_rooster- But we are in a gc
Chemistry_rooster- Nobody’s online rn so how about we spam?
Chemistry_rooster- Nobody back reads anyway
Bokuowl- Thx bro 🥺🥺
Kenken😸 is online
Kenken😸 took a screenshot!
Kenken is offline.
Bokuowl- KENMA WTF
Bokuowl- KUROO DO SMTH ABT UR BF
Chemistry_rooster- WERE NOT DATING
Chemistry_rooster- And anything for u babe 💖💖💖
Bokuowl- Hey hey hey, keep it down I’m a taken man now 🥴🥴😏
Bokuowl- oh wait
Bokuowl- @Kenken😸 pls come online or I will initiate spam
Kenken😸 is online.
Kenken😸- I saw the word spam got PTSD flashbacks
Kenken😸- leave me alone, tryna watch that dancing cat video
Chemistry_rooster- WAIT THE ANKA ONE
Kenken😸- maybe.
Bokuowl- Kenmaaaa 🥺🥺
Kenken😸- don’t worry I’m not going to say anything.
Kenken😸 is offline.
Bokuowl- still up for spamming?
Chemistry_rooster- obviously

Help I ran my cat over.
30 September 05:00 pm
Agashee 🦉- so.
Demon_Cat 😻😼- yeah… im so sorry
Demon_Cat 😻😼- i was pretty sure he was gay
Agashee 🦉- me too
Agashee 🦉- don’t judge a book by its cover ig
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸 is online
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- wait what happened?
Demon_Cat 😻😼- you didn’t here?
Demon_Cat 😻😼- was pretty sure kenma told everyone
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- kenma told everyone what?
Agashee 🦉- that Bokuto is straight and has a gf
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- WAiT-
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- he is?
Demon_Cat 😻😼- ikr!
Demon_Cat 😻😼- I was pretty sure he was 💅✨✨
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- awe that must suck :(
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- u good keiji?
Agashee 🦉- mainly in shock tbh
Demon_Cat 😻😼- i understand :)
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-do we know who mystery bitch is? So we can judge her and stuff.
Demon_Cat 😻😼- Kenma wouldn’t tell us that-
Demon_Cat 😻😼- I like him, he says what needs to be said and nothing more.
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- was telling everyone Bokuto is dating someone…necessary?
Agashee 🦉- I kinda think it was
Agashee 🦉- or I would’ve kept my hopes up and that wouldn’t be too good.
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- am I allowed to come over? We can watch a movie and shit. Haji and Shin were talking about this rlly good Godzilla movie.
Agashee 🦉- that’d be cool
Agashee 🦉- Mori, wanna come over orrr?
Demon_Cat 😻😼- Sure
Demon_Cat 😻😼- ill be little late tho bc I have to study for an exam
Agashee 🦉- that’s perfectly fine :)
Demon_Cat 😻😼- :)
Demon_Cat 😻😼- see u both there ^^
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- see you :DDD
Demon_Cat 😻😼is offline.
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- get ready im coming over
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- should take me like five minutes
Agashee 🦉- run. It should take two
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- bet
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸 is offline.
Agashee 🦉- wait i was joking
Agashee 🦉- and he’s gone
Agashee 🦉is offline.

‼️‼️‼️WARNING: SLIGHT SMUT‼️‼️‼️
Stop reading from; “I would like to feel something..please.”
Start reading from:Semi is interrupted mid-sentence by the doorbell.

It’s not everyday your crush tells you that they’re straight. Or more like you heard a rumor from a friend of yours saying that your crush is straight, but still. Same thing. Akaashi was not the type who got stumped from indirect objection, but today could be the exception. He felt empty if he was honest; it was an odd feeling and he did not enjoy it. Akashi did not develop feelings for Bokuto in high school, it was now in university. Bokuto had grown up now, although he looked pretty much the same. The only thing that had changed was how he had gotten taller, his muscles more defined and his jawline sharper. He was still the stupid, loveable man child Akaashi had the pleasure of babysitting. As he sat by his windowsill, staring at the cars underneath him, which now looked like ants, his doorbell rang. He was slightly annoyed, as it had disrupted his indirect-rejection-pity-party. “Okay! I’m coming!” he called out as the ringer rang the doorbell impatiently. He opened his door to be greeted with an out of breath Semi. The male was a shade of red and quite sweaty, which had meant he had run to Akaashi’s apartment as a post Olympic audition. Before Akaashi could say anything, “One minute and thirty seven seconds.” Semi smugly said. “Come in, Usain Bolt.” Akaashi teased, moving aside to make space for Semi to enter his apartment. As he was shutting the door he felt two hands wrap themselves around his waist. Semi laid his head on Akaashi’s shoulder,
“Finding out your crush is straight is literally the worst.”
“It happened to you?”
“A Kouhai, do you know Shirabu?”
“Bangs guy?”
“Yeah, I don’t get why I was so into him, he literally hated me.”
“Enemies to lovers I guess?”
“ Thought so as well, until I saw him fucking him some girl in our locker room.”
“He could’ve been bi or something else.”
“No, he specifically said he was straight.”
“Ouch, was she into his bangs?”
“She must’ve been, either that or his dick shut her up from complaining.”
“Gross.”
Both males chuckle.
“How are you?”
“Like with Bokuto?”
“Yeah.”
“Like I said before, I’m still in shock I guess.”
“ Like..you feel empty.”
Akaashi paused for a moment before speaking again.
“Yeah..”
He turned his head so now that they were making eye contact.
“I would like to feel something..please.”
Semi sighed, “Are you sure?”
“Please.”
Sighing again, Semi connects their lips. It starts off as simple pecking, then evolves into aggressively making out. Akashi is losing himself in this feeling, he needs more.
“Semi..” he pants out, mainly because the man in question practically sucked the oxygen from his body. “Yes..?” Semi replies, also panting because oxygen sucking is draining. “You…you smell like shit.” Akaashi says, absolutely destroying the lustful atmosphere. Semi rolled his eyes, feeling his dick soften. “Shower sex sound good now.” They both giggle for no apparent reason as they head to the shower.

“Sh-shit!” Akaashi moans out. He’s pressed against the glass walls of his shower. Semi is peppering kisses down back, as he’s thrusting two fingers in and out of the raven. “Nngh~! Th-the~re.” He whines as Semi hits a bundle of nerves. “I’m…I’m going to put it in now-“ Semi is interrupted mid-sentence by the doorbell. Both males freeze mid-coutial activity. They stay like that for a few seconds before they stop what they were doing, and race to find their clothes. As the doorbell rings a second time, a shirtless and flustered Semi swings the door open.Unassuming Yaku stands there, bag of popcorn in his hand. He decides not to question the shirtless Semi and the silent Akaashi wearing an oversized shirt that was obviously not his. He instead goes inside and heads to the lounge, the frazzled pair join him.

BONUS:
Gossip girls🥺🥺
Kenken😸-boku has a gf
Kenken😸- Kay bye
Kenken😸is offline.
Demon_Cat 😻😼is online
Demon_Cat 😻😼- HOLD UP WHAT
Demon_Cat 😻😼- KENMAAAAAAAA

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Oh god. How did it come to this? Iwaizumi Hajime was not a coward. Not at all. So..why was he running away? If he didn’t go to that damm party, This would have not happened. How did he manage to ruin his life like this?
15 hours earlier…
Seijoh bros 😎
14:09 pm, Friday 01 October

Twat_#1- Are you guys coming?
Twat_#2- yuh
Sleepy_kouhai is online
Sleepy_kouhai- where
Twat_#2- ABAKKSKWSKKSSKMXM
Twat_#1- excuse makki he’s just never seen u online
Twat_#1- huh…I haven’t seen u online either.
Sleepy_kouhai- im gonna go if u don’t tell me what ur talking about
Twat_#1- wait no pls

Twat_#1- there’s a party thingy for the people who attended he history lecture thingy
Twat_#1- I didn’t show up🥰
Twat_#2- hey just recovered from a seizure
Twat_#2- and same bro
Twat_#2- heard from a friend it was very boring
Sleepy_kouhai- why would you throw a party for that
Twat_#1- it was for like 5 hours
Twat_#2- A SINGLE LECTURE
Sleepy_kouhai- isn’t that like…illegal
Sleepy_kouhai- also still don’t see why a party needs to be thrown for a lecture
Twat_#2- we have parties every week for the most random reasons lolololol
Twat_#2- u can come
Twat_#1- yeah I’ll tell the host ur w/ me
Sleepy_kouhai- not rlly my scene soz
Twat_#1- u can bring ur bf
Sleepy_kouhai-….
Sleepy_kouhai- pm me the address and time I should be there.
Sleepy_kouhai is offline
Twat_#1- damm just like that he left
Twat_#2- glad he’s coming tho
Twat_#1- apparently this one’s supposed to be big
Twat_#2- wut the party?
Twat_#1- yeah it’s gunna be at a mansion
Twat_#2- shit so the host is like rich?
Twat_#1- mhmm, who even is the host anyway?
Twat_#2- idk
Twat_#1- let’s befriend them
Twat_#2- omg yaaaaaaassss
Twat_#2- then we can ditch @The_alienking 👑 and @Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is online
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- what.
Twat_#2- shit
Twat_#1- we were joking iwa chan don’t be mad
Twat_#2- wed never replace u bro
Twat_#2- maybe kawa
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- u better be joking 🙃
Twat#2-

Twat_#1- anyway u coming?
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- maybe
Twat_#2- pleeeeeeeaaaaaaseeeee
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- maybe doesn’t mean no
Twat_#1- so ur coming?
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- doesn’t mean yes either
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- Kay bye
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is offline
Twat_#1- just like that I- 🥲Good riddance ig
Twat_#2- shh you’ll summon him again
Twat_#2- wanna pm?
Twat_#1- lol sure

Help I ran my cat over
08:10 pm, Friday 01 October
Snakey_snake 🐍- and that’s how I convinced Mika to buy me a snake.
Snakey_snake 🐍- his name is Connor
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- that’s such a cute name for a snake tf 😭😭
Mista_refreshing- ikr. Now I want a Connor.
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is online.
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- awwhhh when I come over I’m gonna bring dead mice for the snake
Snakey_snake 🐍- feed him when I’m not in the room, Mika usually feeds him lololol
Mista_refreshing- dead rodents scare me. I think I’ll have a vegan Connor
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- I’d like a snake too but I think I’d kill it within the first week of purchasing it ToT
Snakey_snake 🐍- Fish are always an option
Snakey_snake 🐍- I know a good petstore. We can go later if u want
Mista_refreshing- me too, I want a snake
Mista_refreshing- or maybe a hamster
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- speaking of meeting up
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- u guys going to that party?
Snakey_snake 🐍- wut party
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- I didn’t get an invite lol
Mista_refreshing- damm does this mean we’re unpopular?
Snakey_snake 🐍- you can’t see it but my heart is broken and I’m crying
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- please don’t cry your salty snake tears aha
Snakey_snake 🐍- im banning u from Connor
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- WAIT NOOO-
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- NOT THE CUTE SNAKE 😭😭😭
Mista_refreshing- suffer, lover of bangs
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- LOVER OF BANGS IM ON THE FLOORNSNJSJSSJ
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- Guyssss stop
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- Bangsie is straight 😔
Snakey_snake 🐍- is this your way of telling us u and Kenji screwed? Bc u both have straight crushes?
Mista_refreshing- what mental acrobatics did you do in order to reach that conclusion? 😭
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- wait no he has a point
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- well we were but Mori interrupted us
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- but i fucked him stupid after that so not all bad
Snakey_snake 🐍- bro im all for the gays but wtf
Mista_refreshing- im considering becoming straight
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- in chapter one you wanted to slam Daichi to the nearest wall and fuck him, now you’re considering becoming straight?
Snakey_snake 🐍- oh how the turn tables
Mista_refreshing- im not gonna argue at this rate
Mista_refreshing- anyway, the convo completely drifted
Mista_refreshing- soz haji none of us are coming
Snakey_snake 🐍- im guessing the offline peeps aren’t coming either bc none of us have a social life
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- well none of us except our dear hedgehog
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- 🔫😂
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-🛡😂
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- Have fun tho if u decide to go
Snakey_snake 🐍-If not u can join us at XXXXXXXXX
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- Thx dude, but I think I’ll go
Mista_refreshing- Oh?
Mista_refreshing- Never saw u as a party guy lmao
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- idk might be fun
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- Ohoho i see u
Snakey_snake 🐍- you do u bro
Snakey_snake 🐍- giving new things a try wont hurt
Mista_refreshing- ill drink to that
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- same man
Snakey_snake 🐍- save alcohol for after we harass the petstore staff
Snakey_snake 🐍- anyway, ciao haji, goodluck
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- ciao
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- byeeeee
Mista_refreshing- bye haji
Snakey_snake 🐍- love you bro
Snakey_snake 🐍- no homo.
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- 💀
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- love u too full homo
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹is offline.
Snakey_snake 🐍- *sigh* time to break up with mika ig 😔
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- after we rob petstore
Mista_refreshing- HOLD UP-
Mista_refreshing- who said anything about robbery
Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- me want to use gun
Mista_refreshing- fair enough
Snakey_snake 🐍- you heard the man, time to get arrested.

Stepping out of the Uber, Iwaizumi looked around. This was the location Makki and Matsun had sent him. He immediately felt nervous. This place was huge, and this was only the entrance. The night air was warm, but the male felt cold. He hadn’t dressed up properly for this. He had grey skinny jeans on and a slightly oversized maroon sweater with unreadable faded white letters on it. He felt stupid. Getting cold feet, he decided to head back to safety, inside the Uber. He didn’t need to go to this stupid party, right? The problem was, except now he did. For now, the Uber had gone. The universe was clearly against Iwaizumi Hajime. Crouching on the ground, he tried rethinking all his life decisions that led to this precise moment. “Excuse me?” Iwaizumi looked up from his fetal position on the floor to see a concerned face staring at him. A familiar concerned face. “Aran?” The man offered a hand to Iwaizumi, which Iwaizumi accepted. “Why are you here?” Iwaizumi said, looking up at Aran. It was odd, the spiky-haired male was tall. Yet everyone he met seemed to be taller. At least he was taller than some of his friends .“ Same reason as you I’m guessing.” Aran said, smiling. “To have fun.” He paused. “Unless that’s not why you’re here, most people come to parties to have fun so I just assumed-“ The raven chuckled, interrupting Aran’s rambling. He and Aran were not close, however, he had remembered people describing Aran as a strong, reliable person. It was refreshing seeing a more ditzy side of him. He did not know the former ace personally, perhaps now would be a perfect opportunity to change that. “Let’s go inside,” Aran said, ruffling Iwaizumi’s hair. On usual occasions, if a person he met for a couple of minutes started touching that hair he spent an hour's worth of gelling in the morning, he would bark at them. He was…eccentric like that. He decided he would not bark at Aran, because it felt rather comforting. Maybe tonight wouldn’t be that bad. He had hoped that wouldn’t, so he followed Aran into the mansion like an excited puppy.

The pair sat by the entrance and just began talking. Iwaizumi had thought he would not be able to look Aran in the eye after some of the things his friend, Kita, had told him when he was feeling..to put it formally, aroused. In all fairness, he had said some raunchy things about Oikawa as well. He could see why Kita had taken a liking to Aran though. Kita had described him as an absolute angel, and he was right. Aran was easy to talk to. He never had nothing to say. Iwaizumi found out that he and the man both enjoyed Shounen jump manga. Aran also claimed to enjoy Godzilla. Iwaizumi was thinking of proposing to the man in front of him, but he was a good friend and would never betray Kita. “Do you know the host?” Iwaizumi found himself asking,(he was no better than Makki and Mattsun) “Yeah, we’re good friends, would you like to meet them?”
“Holy shit, can I?”
“Yeah sure.”
Aran led Iwaizumi through a thick crowd. Iwaizumi was sure there were not this many people in that history lecture, but he did not care at that moment. They both eventually came to a man, the host it seemed. This guy was tall (of course taller than Iwaizumi himself) he had neat, dirty blonde hair, pale blue eyes which made him look pretty dead on the inside, and pale skin, making him look like Edward Cullen (who the author was not in love with at some point of their life). He was dressed in a cream dress shirt and beige slacks, to top it off he wore a yellow blazer and big brown boots. Iwaizumi felt intimidated by this guy ( which rarely happened ), he had the type of face that gave off ‘do not mess with me or you will regret it’ vibes. Aran on the other hand wrapped himself around this guy and was chatting idly to the depressed-looking blonde. “Ah, Miki meets Iwa,”
“Pleasure to meet you…Iwa.”
“Iwaizumi is a-also fine.”
His voice cracked. Shit, this had not happened since he was thirteen. This guy was not pushing him the right way, and he did not know why.
Sensing his new friend was feeling uncomfortable, Aran proposed an idea that he thought would help them bond. “ You guys wanna play truth or dare or something?”
“Yeah sure,” Iwa said, sounding less like a hormonal teen.
“I don’t see why not,” Miki said, smiling warmly. Strangely, Iwaizumi thought he looked, even more, petrifying whilst smiling.

When Aran suggested they play Truth or dare, both he and Iwaizumi had assumed that it would be between themselves and Miki. Miki however, had different plans. It looked like roughly fifty people had gathered around to…bond per se? “I’m sorry..we don’t have to play,” Aran whispered, leaning over to Iwaizumi who was sitting at his right. Oddly, he did want to play. Meeting Aran had supplied him with the confidence he did not know he had. “It's okay, after all, it’s meant to be fun.” Iwaizumi whispered back, smiling at him. Aran beamed back at him warmly. “Alright, who’s going to go first?“ some unnamed girl called out. Iwaizumi wasn’t involved in this so he decided to zone out, however, his gut picked up something that was not right. His gut sense had saved him so many times, like one time he thought there wasn’t a lecture on a specific day, only there was and his gut had warned him. His gut was his ally, his patron. He would be a gullible fool to doubt it. And in the corner of his eye, he had found that the unpleasant feeling was Oikawa Tooru.

Oikawa enjoyed parties. The alcohol, the music and well..the girls. Every aspect of a party appealed to the brunette. So this time, why was he in such a lousy mood? Well, first off, his best friends, Makki and Matsun, had gone to suck face. Or grab a drink. Whatever. He was pretty certain that he saw them cackling like two toddlers high on cupcakes or whatever, whilst heading toward the bathroom holding hands. So unless they planned to drink toilet water, Oikawa was sure that his friends had dumped him to make out.
Secondly, his other best friend had ignored him completely. Iwaizumi Hajime, in all his glory, had dared to laugh and enjoy himself at a party whilst Oikawa was mentally deceased. It was usually the other way around. Oikawa did not care about Iwaizumi making new friends. On the contrary, he encouraged it, his Iwa-Chan was usually so introverted. But as of late, the raven seemed to have been avoiding Oikawa. He would hardly text, often bail on their hangouts, and start ignoring him in the middle of conversations. He felt furious thinking about it. What had he done? And now Iwaizumi was simply forgetting his existence? This was truly the last straw. Downing a shot of whiskey, a confident Oikawa marched toward the group of people Iwaizumi was sitting with, he would confront Iwa-Chan. After appreciating how good his ass looked in those jeans.

Iwaizumi was starting to sweat. Oikawa was staring at him with the most intense look the raven had ever seen on him. Iwaizumi had tried looking in Oikawa’s direction, just to let him know that he was aware that the brunette was trying to murder him with his gaze. Oikawa had just continued staring into his soul. The look in his eyes was what scared Iwaizumi the most. His once chestnut eyes had turned pitch black. Iwaizumi was anxiously staring at his lap, it seemed to be the safest area to look at in the room. He could still feel Oikawa’s burning watch on him. Could he be irritated about the fact that Iwaizumi had been dismissing him for the past week..well maybe? He would be too if Oikawa had started avoiding him completely for no reason whatsoever. He had a reason. A shitty one as well. Oikawa had gotten himself a girlfriend. Or a random girl he fucked. But he had feelings for her? It was complicated, but Iwaizumi could not face the man. He knew Oikawa slept with people but goddammit. All he would ever talk about was her, and it irritated him. It irritated him because he wanted to be her so badly. He wanted to be the center of Oikawa’s attention. He wanted to be loved like her. He wanted to be her. He eventually decided to avoid Oikawa at all costs, it would be better for them both. He figured after he got over the former setter, they would go back to being best friends. Everything would be okay. He would be fine- “Iwa-Kun, truth or dare?” a velvety voice said, jolting him out of his edgy inner monologue. Miki grinned at him with his creepy smile. Everyone's eyes were on his. “I want to go before you if that's okay, Iwaizumi?” Aran interrupted before the male in question could say anything. “Yeah sure,” Iwaizumi shot Aran a grateful look. He made a mental note that he would take the man to see a Godzilla movie sometime after this party to redeem his kindness. “Uh..okay truth or dare, Aran?” After thinking about his answer for a bit, Aran responded, “Truth.” He was playing it safe. “Would you fuck me or Iwa?” Never mind that it was a foolish choice. Aran looked uncomfortable and that bitch Miki was smirking like those weird people who thirst trap on tik tok. “Um..well I’m not sure...I think neither because we’re um..we don’t..well we don’t know each other that much, you know?”
“Ah, you’re so boring Aran.” The blonde dismissed, rolling his eyes, obviously annoyed. “Your turn to ask someone~” Aran looked around the room for someone he thought had not gone. Iwaizumi didn’t want to go, it seemed. Aran didn’t know many people at this party. Who would he ask? Sometimes the universe did not like Iwaizumi Hajime. “Um..you…Oiknawa?”
“Oikawa.”
Iwaizumi was ready to die on the spot. Oikawa sounded like he had just woken up from a century-long nap. For some reason, when Oikawa got irritated (which was seldom) his voice changed. He becomes another person when he’s mad. Iwaizumi wasn’t complaining about the voice change, however. It didn’t sound all that bad. He liked it..just a little bit though.
“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
Poor, innocent Aran. He was probably feeling pressured to give Oikawa a good dare. Or maybe Aran genuinely wanted to see Iwaizumi suffer. No, he was a good guy. Right? Whatever the case was, Aran had decided to say,
“Kiss someone in this room?”
Iwaizumi’s heart ran out of his chest when he saw the brunette rise. He strutted toward where Iwaizumi was sitting. At this rate, Iwaizumi was melting into the floor. Did Oikawa want to kiss him? Wasn’t he straight? Was Iwaizumi a delusional idiot who had assumed his friend was straight? The brunette had squatted in front of Iwaizumi and was patiently waiting for him to come back from his temporary mental breakdown. Getting irritated, he grabbed the raven’s chin, forcing eye contact. “Iwa-Chan, pay attention to me.” The spiky-haired male nodded slowly. Smiling meanly, Oikawa hummed out, “Good boy.” And with that, the former sitter had launched himself onto Iwaizumi Hajime. The first thing Iwaizumi had noticed was that Oikawa was a lot more dominant than he had presumed. He was kissing him so aggressively, Iwaizumi thought that his lips would bruise. He could feel his cheeks ablaze. He was pretty sure he looked like a tomato and a hedgehog had decided to mate. ( I did not write that. 😀) Oikawa looked so focused. It was doing things to the raven. The atmosphere became thicker as the brunette slipped his tongue into the shorter male's mouth. Iwaizumi let out a surprised squeak. Oikawa paused his actions, he didn’t want his Iwa-Chan to be uncomfortable. The raven gently nudged his thigh with his foot, signaling Oikawa to continue. Chuckling slightly, the brunette then proceeded to tongue fuck the raven. While the pair were having their fun, they had forgotten that there were people around. Aran was turning crimson. He was heavily feeling second-hand embarrassment. Miki was getting annoyed, he wanted the game to continue. Aran had said kiss, not be gayer than you already are! Their friends, Hanamaki and Matsukawa, had returned from drinking toilet water. The toilet water must have had alcohol inside of it, as the two were mysteriously tipsy. They were recording the scene. “Ahem.” Miki cleared his throat impatiently. “There’s a guest room if you go upstairs, to your right.” Oikawa shot up, grabbed Iwaizumi, who momentarily dazed, and headed toward the guest room. They did not leave without receiving a couple of whoops and one person ( cough* Makki cough*) even yelled, “Fucking finally! You owe me 7000¥ Mattsun.”
⛔️❌⚠️ SMUT WARNING⛔️❌⚠️
❌‼️stop reading here if you’re uncomfortable❌‼️
You can continue reading from:The morning rays of sun peeked through the curtains..
( be prepared to cringe I have not written smut before 🤡)

“Oikawa…I-I can’t..I’m gonna die-“
The brunette grinned evilly. “You’re still hard, and didn’t I ask you to call me something else?” Iwaizumi covered his face with his forearm, clearly embarrassed. “T-Tooru,” kissing the flustered male’s thighs, “It's not that embarrassing, we did it all the time when we were younger,” Oikawa grumbled from in between Iwa’s thighs, now playfully nipping the tan skin. “Shut up..” Oikawa bit Iwaizumi’s thigh this time, earning a yelp of pain from the said male. “Ow! What was that for, asshole?”
“I told you not to be mean~”
Rubbing his chin in fake thought, “How about I punish you?”
The brunette casually said. Iwaizumi gulped. “No? Do you not want to?”
“No, it’s okay.”
As if his grin could not get any wider, (becomes joker*) “Get on your knees.”
Iwaizumi slipped off the bed and situated himself on the floor.
Oikawa in all his glory was staring him down. He quite liked the brunette’s gaze.
“Hurry uppppp,”
How dare Oikawa interrupt his ogling? He’d have to tease the brunette a bit.
He started mouthing the brunette’s cock, occasionally licking along his shaft. Not doing much overall. Much to the raven's amusement, Oikawa let out an impatient whine. Chuckling, he decided to take the former setter into his mouth. It was admittedly, quite difficult. Iwaizumi had given blow jobs before, but nobody was like Oikawa. His dick was ten inches and thick. He had known Oikawa was hung, (volleyball shorts aren’t the loosest fitting) he just had not expected it to be that huge.
So getting all of the brunette into his mouth was an achievement. But it was worth hearing the groan that left Oikawa’s mouth. He gagged when the brunette thrust his hips forward. He could feel Oikawa's dick invading his throat.
The brunette didn’t even look apologetic for almost suffocating Iwaizumi on his girth. “Hajime, you look so pretty right now. Mouth full of cock and glaring at me with those green eyes.” Oikawa cooed, petting Iwaizumi’s spiky hair. “I’m gonna start moving, Okay?” Iwaizumi eagerly hummed. It was mainly muffled. “Hmm…I’m supposed to punish you.”
Face lighting up, “You’re not allowed to touch yourself.”
Iwaizumi let out a disapproving noise. “Awh, well, if you make me cum, then I’ll reward you~” with that being said the brunette started fucking the male's mouth. Oikawa threw his head back, moaning loudly. Iwaizumi on the other hand was on the verge of tears. It felt good and painful at the same time. He was harder than rock, and beads of precum were already leaking from his dick. “H-Hajime..I’m…I’m gonna cum,” the brunette looked gorgeous. He was panting heavily. His hair was a mess, sticking out at every angle. He looked disheveled overall. It was beautiful. Iwaizumi nodded to the best of his ability. With a shallow thrust, the brunette shot his load down Iwaizumi’s throat. He did not like the taste, it was salty and very bitter. It was also oddly warm. He swallowed it anyway. “Spit that out!” An alarmed brunette screeched, violently shaking Iwaizumi’s shoulders. “You’ll get sick!” He muttered hopelessly after Iwaizumi gulped, signaling that he had indeed swallowed Oikawa’s semen. “Well, that was fast.” Iwaizumi smugly said, looking up at Oikawa. “Aren’t I going to get a reward?”

The morning rays of sun peeked through the curtains, annoying the shit out of a very tired Iwaizumi. This was the only reason he had purchased the abomination to planet earth that were blinds. Wait. This wasn’t his house. Iwaizumi immediately shot up at the realization, only to regret it. His entire body ached badly. Mainly his ass and back. He looked bruised all over and there were bite marks everywhere. Oikawa was an animal in bed, he would have to scold the male for making him look like he’d been physically assaulted by a wild animal. Looking to his side, the demon male in question was sleeping peacefully. Iwaizumi smiled fondly. Oikawa’s mouth was slightly open and quiet snores filled the room, his eyes were screwed together tightly, he must’ve been annoyed by the sun as well. (We should cancel the sun. #Sunisoverparty) He looked so innocent, as if he did not rearrange Iwaizumi’s organs the previous night. And that’s when it hit him. The consequences of his actions. He had slept with a man he had been pining for his entire life. They weren’t even drunk. What did that mean? Iwaizumi didn’t know if he was strong enough to handle the fact that this could have been just a one time thing. What would he do?

So being the absolute cowardly bitch he was, he left. He felt guilty after doing that. Maybe he shouldn’t have. It didn’t mean much to Oikawa, right? Must’ve been out of impulse. Maybe Oikawa wouldn’t remember it. It would be fine. To distract himself from his current worries, he decided to pull out his phone. He had a couple of text messages rom his friend group, a few social media notifications and…a text from Aran. Had they exchanged numbers the previous night?
Message from: papa_fox🦊
09:30
papa_fox🦊: hey!
11:00
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹: hello 👋

Help I ran my cat over
Saturday 03 October, 11:15
Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹: okay so I potentially fucked up. Big time.
Several people are online.

BONUS: KINKUNI INTERACTION (or Kunimi being so in love)
“Kunimiii~”
Kindaichi was beaming with pure joy as he gave his boyfriend a massive hug. Kunimi stroked his oniom-hair fondly. He didn’t like parties. There were far too many people for his liking. His boyfriend loved parties. So he would endure them for his sake. Truthfully, he didn’t feel like he deserved Kindaichi. The male gave so much to him. It was his duty to attempt to give as much back. All anxiety be damned. Kindaichi led his boyfriend through the crowd, introducing him to many new people. Kunimi did not give a shit. It was worth talking to random people if he got to see Kindaichi smile. Before he knew it, the once wild party had calmed down. Everyone had either left or were passed out. The ones who were awake, had quietly retreated to themselves, on their phones or talking silently among themselves. Kunimi had lost his boyfriend and was starting to panic. His panic quickly subsided, after seeing his boyfriend seated by an open window, paper cup in hand. His unruly hair, (which had been gelled aggressively that morning) was now flat and floppy, a rare sight. Kunimi’s heart skipped a beat. He went up to his boyfriend and wrapped his arms around him, and he rested his nose on Kindaichi's nape. Kindaichi smelled like coloane. (You know, the kind that smells like a shoe) Though most people found such a scent strong and unbearable, Kunimi adored it. It suited Kindaichi. “You look cute with your hair down.” Kunimi said, still love struck. “O-oh I’ll let it down more often then!” Kunimi could not see the expression on Kindaichi’s face, but he could picture it; his thick eyebrows furrowed, hazelnut brown eyes crinkled, plush pink lips formed in a pout, and a beautiful ruby shade of red spread from the tips of his ears to his chest.
The couple stayed in the comfortable position for a while, gazing into the night sky. Both of them happy and so very in love with the other and with one thought in their heads; to eventually declare the other theirs for the rest of both their lives.

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Hi
It’s me😍
So like I forgot my account password and I didn’t know how to reset it 🤡💀but I watched a YouTube tutorial
(srsly if you’re ever stuck in life YouTube tutorials are the way to go) annnddd IM BACKKKKK💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
I made another acc it’s @ace_was_here im writing a really cool haikyuu spy au so consider checking that out

So I will try to release another chapter in like a week or so 🤪👍
hope u didn’t miss me too much🫶🏼

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⚠️🦊‼️Tw://‼️🦊⚠️: explicit language, dirty jokes, references to the deed etc. awful attempt at humor 😢

📝💛🦊notes about fanfiction📝💛🦊: 

I 👁️TOOK👏 OVER🥴 A 😯YEAR😜 OFF💀 TO ✌🏼GIVE🫂 YOU 🫵🏼BITCHES🐕 SOME 😬SLACK🤔

👄TELL🗣️ A👂FRIEND👯♀️ TO🫁 TELL💁🏽♀️ 💅🏼A💋FRIEND👱🏻♀️SHE'S🤩BACKKKKK🥳

I’ve honestly been having a pretty rough time in my personal life, and writing this fic gave me some comfort during what were possibly some of the worst months of my life. ALSO HOLY SHART THANK YOU FOR SO MANY KUDOS I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH❤️❤️

It’s been a long year😭 

I’m sorry for making you wait ☹️

But I’m here now and I promise to deliver to the most of my ability.

Help I ran my cat over 

Mista_refreshing-HOLD AWNNNN

Mista_refreshing- REWIND😀

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- hedgehog smashed alien nerd. Now hedgehog is conflicted so he ran away. Hedgehog can’t blame on alachol. So now he goes through what us Lana Del Ray Stan’s call, summertime sadness😕

Snakey_snake 🐍-As moms it is our solem duty to comfort hedgehog.

Snakey_snake 🐍- with more alkohol🤪

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- AMEN😫😫

Demon_Cat 😻😼- ion understand🤠

 isn’t getting dicked down by alien nerd hedgehogs biggest dream?

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- ig but now hedgehog has confusion about his feelings which he thought were unrequited 

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩-

@Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 babes are u good?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is online

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- fuck no

Agashee 🦉- awe do u wanna come over and talk about it?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- not yet

Mista_refreshing- how about let’s do a moms night out? Like Eita and Sugu said?

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal-A what🤨

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- You’ve been to almost every moms night out you amnesiac hoe🙂🔪

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- dory is my spirit animal 🤬😡😠

Demon_Cat 😻😼- it’s when we all go out for drinks once a week?? You got so drunk last week you assaulted a plastic flamingo 😭😭

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- you swore you heard it say that Nikki manaj was overrated so you beat to a pulp while singing anaconda and nearly got sued by the old woman who owned it😟?

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- but luckily she was a a barb💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- Ohh yeahhh

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- Haji wat do u think 

Snakey_snake 🐍- unless you just want to have a massive sleepover and binge watch the entire Godzilla franchise.

Demon_Cat 😻😼- whatever u want bae❤️

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- ^

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- ^^

Agashee 🦉-^^^

Snakey_snake 🐍- ^^^^

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩-^^^^^

Mista_refreshing-^^^^^^^

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- thx hoes<3

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- but I wanna get blackout drunk and forget this ever happened.

Snakey_snake 🐍-AMEN🤩

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- Come to my apartment I have these new eyeshadow palettes you NEED to see☺️

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- that was a threat, when are you coming?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹-  idk…

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- They’re holographic 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- I’ll be there in two.

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is offline

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- He lives thirty minutes away😰

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩- OH SHIRJRJJR

Kenjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😩 is offline

Mista_refreshing- r.i.p. kenji daddy 🪦🕊️

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- robbed by a holographic eyeshadow loving hedgehog💔

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-  he shall remain in our hearts😔

Agashee 🦉- and asses

Snakey_snake 🐍- EXCUSE ME😃

Demon_Cat 😻😼-  the queer leaving my body as I read that:🌈💅🏼❌

Agashee 🦉- both of u are homophobic 😒

Demon_Cat 😻😼- im a he🙌

Demon_Cat 😻😼- im a him🙌

Snakey_snake 🐍-  i dont mess with that😾

Demon_Cat 😻😼- mentally ill stuff🤮🤧

Demon_Cat 😻😼-OMG MARRY ME

Snakey_snake 🐍-NO U

Mista_refreshing-  me thinks this is queer behavior 🙀

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- they have socks on Kou😤 

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- gay repellent🤠🇺🇸🤷♂️🐟🎣🐺

Agashee 🦉- IM SHITTING BRICKSHELPSKSJEJEJDJDJDJDJ😭😭

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- send pics👀

Demon_Cat 😻😼- I LIKE WOMEN👩🏽🤝👨🏼❤️

Snakey_snake 🐍-WHAT THE FUCK😧

Agashee 🦉-😳😳

Mista_refreshing-NO STOP I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE 😀

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal-IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER FUCKING SALAD😨😨🤯🤯

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- snowflakes🥱

Agashee 🦉- they can’t handle how hot my shit bricks are babe😫😘😘 

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- 🥵🥵

Demon_Cat 😻😼-  guys im getting married 🥰

Mista_refreshing- goodbye cruel world🏃🏼♂️🏃🏼♂️💨

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Snakey_snake 🐍- im going to get ready for moms night yall can continue to do ur gross ass kinky shi who am I to judge😇🫶🏻

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal- same minus the judging part. I am judging u hoes so hard. 

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-  im Sowwy it was a jwoke 😢

Agashee 🦉- *growls like alpha male🐺

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸-  Oh?😳

I_cleanbathroomsbc_iamnormal-  oh hell nah

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Snakey_snake 🐍-that’s my cue to leave before I lose any more brain cells☺️

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Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- true to his name😡

Agashee 🦉- such a snake 😣

Semisemisemisemisemi 🎶🎸- let’s rp omega Harry Potter x alpha Draco Malfoy in pm 

Agashee 🦉- literally have my hand in marriage😽💍

Futakuchi giggled as Iwaizumi put the shiny powder on his eyelids. “Stop moving” the shorter commanded, but Futakuchi could see his lips quirking into a playful smile. Thirty minutes after Iwaizumi had broken into his apartment and swatched all his eyeshadow, the raven had told Futakuchi to sit down because quote on quote, “These are too good not to use tonight.” 

“I’m done,” the raven said, backing away from Futakuchi to admire his handiwork. “It’s so pigmented.” He murmured, dazed. “Can I see nowwww,” the brunette whined impatiently.

“Go for it I guess.” Iwaizumi said sheepishly,”I’m sorry if I fucked it up.”

“I’m sure you didn’t.” Futakuchi smiled, as he got up from the leather couch and went into his bedroom to admire his makeup. Hecould hardly believe what he saw in his full view mirror.

“It’s stunning.”he gasped, touching his face delicately, as if he was afraid one touch would ruin his face. Iwaizumi appeared by the doorframe, rubbing his neck with an awkward grin on his face. “I’m glad you like it, purple is your colour.”

“My colour is blue, but I could change it to purple.” Futakuchi mumbled, still dazed. “How did you do this siren eye?”

“I saw a video on tiktok.” Iwaizumi proudly replied, walking toward Futakuchi.

“Eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man.” The older man muttered lightly, tracing the eyeliner with the tip of his finger .

“Midnights is one of her best albums yet.” Iwaizumi grinned, appearing in the mirror’s reflection behind Futakuchi.

”Let’s pick an outfit.”

“Please remind me to always let you style me.”

“Noted. Now are we going for slutty or cute?”

“It’s a club, my dear hedgehog. What do you think?”

Iwaizumi grinned

 “Slutty it is.”

“Well, we’re done now.” Futakuchi sighed, flopping onto the bed in a starfish position. “You look hot,” Iwaizumi laughed, sitting next to the brunette's chest. 

“Hey…um Iwa?”

“Yeah?”

“Are you feeling better?”

Iwaizumi offered the man a small smile.

“Yeah, I am.”

There was a comfortable silence before,

“I understand you completely. Do you know Aone?”

Iwaizumi messed Futakuchi’s hair up playfully, ”Who doesn’t know the great iron wall?”

“Well I had…feelings for him.”

“No..really? The wall?”

Futakuchi laughed,”Yeah, I loved how blunt he was. He was also very kind and honest. It was cute.” He paused, “ After high school, we never saw each other again. I sometimes think what if it was mutual. What if he felt the same? What if all those glances when he thought I wasn’t looking weren’t admiration. Or when he slapped my back after a match heartily and his hand lingered it wasn’t just sportsmanship. My biggest regret is that I didn’t tell him sooner. Deep down,

I think it was mutual. I think I figured out it was mutual in highschool, and I just kept ignoring it because I didn’t think I deserved someone good, like Aone. I was insecure and it backfired badly. I could’ve had the best relationship of my entire life but I threw it away. If I could tell one thing to my past self, it would be that I deserve good things. And to not avoid relationships and hope they go away, because they will but you’ll be filled with a deep regret that you weren’t able to do anything while the relationship died.”

Iwaizumi lay down next to Futakuchi and buried his neck in the crook of the older man’s neck. “Don’t cry. It’ll mess your makeup.”

Futakuchi chuckled, wiping his eyes.

” Let’s take a nap.”

“Ugh..Iwa put your phone on silent.”

“Mm one sec.”

“It’s Suga.”

Help I ran my cat over

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Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is online

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- OH MY GOD SHUT UP

Mista_refreshing- KUROOS BAR IS OPENING IN 30 MINUTES BITCH

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- huh?😀

Mista_refreshing- is amnesia contagious 😷 

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- just tell me

Mista_refreshing- our friend Kuroo opened a bar up like a year ago. It’s pretty popular now and he lets us go in early every moms night?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- mmm..

Mista_refreshing- the one where the two Simpson cosplayers asked for the 3sum?

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹-OH YEAHH

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹- Be there soon.

Iwachan_lovesgodzilla👹 is offline.

Mista_refreshing- hurry im stuck with Daishou

“We gotta go..”

“Five minutes.”

“Remember alcohol?”

“I’m up.”

“Let's touch up your makeup quickly.”

“I’m sat.”

“Oh…my…GOD!!”

Suga’s black heels clacked across the linoleum floor as he sprinted to Futakuchi. 

“MY BABY YOU LOOK SO HOT.” 

Daishou jogged behind Suga,panting like he had run a marathon. ”How can you run so fast in heels- oh my god I’m breaking up with Mika.”

Futakuchi looked to the ground shyly, blushing from the attention he was receiving. Iwaizumi had dressed him in a cropped spaghetti top with two baby pink dragons on the chest of the top, denim booty shorts that hugged his ass better than any hug he had ever received in his entire life and thin leggings that showed off his long, slender legs.

“Iwaizumi helped pick the outfit.” Futakuchi offered, pink dusting across his pale skin delicately.

“Where is the hedgehog? We must thank him for his services.”

Diashou asked,

“He forgot his phone in the car,” Futakuchi looked around and frowned,”where are the rest of the moms?”

“They carpooled with Kita and all got stuck in traffic.” Suga giggled, wrapping his arm around Daishou and Futakuchi’s shoulders. “Let’s get this party started!”

And then as if the author was trying to figure out a way to conveniently close off this paragraph, Iwaizumi entered and yelled,

“AMEN!”

Futakuchi stirred groggily. Ugh. What happened? Where was he even? It felt hard and was hurting his back. “Don’t tell me-“ he groaned and sat up. Akashi’s bathroom. Holy shit. He slowly got out of the bathtub slowly as to not agitate his pounding head. The brunette made his way to the bathroom mirror to inspect the damage and…oh shit. His neck was coloured in hickeys, and being the pale vampiric bitch he was, they would probably never come out, his eyeshadow was spread where eyeshadow wasn’t meant to be, so now he looked like a smurf and a disco ball decided to procreate on his face. (this is the skin of a killer Bella) and the worst part? A single, long black hair of stubble poked its way out of his chin. As if to taunt him. Okay, so yesterday was a mess. Now to find out what happened and if there was a possibility he could be going to prison again for pissing on a fire hydrant. He made his way over to the door, where he stepped over a stranger who was presumably…asleep. (If Futakuchi didn’t check their pulse it was his business and his business alone.) There were strangers who were passed out all over Akashi's modestly sized apartment, but the brunette already knew where the moms were. He opened the door to the master bedroom and was greeted with the smell of sweat, strong beer and what must have been a dead body. He felt his stomach drop as he saw the sight before him. Suga and Semi were spooning (Semi was the little spoon.) which seemed normal enough except both their clothes looked like they had been charred off with a flamethrower, Akashi was asleep at the foot of the bed, wearing a pink tutu, cat ears headband and cuddling with a possum who was currently giving the death stare to Futakuchi, Kita was flat on his back by Suga’s closet, with nothing on but a oversized Hawaiian shirt and neon pink sunglasses and was that a tramp stamp?! Finally, Daishou and Iwaizumi were near Suga’s bedside table, although saying that would be quite generous they were both nearly under the bed. They both seemed relatively normal compared to the others, I mean unless you count the deer who was asleep besides them. Or was it a small dog? Futakuchi felt alarmed seeing this, but not because of the animals, or the potential of a flamethrower being involved in moms night out or the hideous tramp stamp, as us normal people would be. No, he was concerned because this had happened before. Moms night two years ago. The moms wanted to do one big hurrah after college and they all got so drunk they did many heinous things. Crime, drugs, peeing on fire hydrants in the same position dogs do. And it ended the same way. Strangers all over Akashi’s house, Futakuchi in the bathtub, the moms in the exact same positions they are in right now..he gulped. Two years ago was a big mistake, each mom did something they deeply regret. And they made a pact, never to let it happen again. But it did. So that only begged the question, what happened last night? Futakuchi was not ready to be called Clifford the big drunk again. In the corner of the room something glinted. Futakuchi made his way toward it and gasped. A phone? Blue phone cover, mushroom and flower phone charm and multiple stickers all over the phone? This was Suga’s. He turned it on to find wait…was it recording? He pressed the stop button and went to the silver haired males photo library. The recording was 12 hours long. Which meant from the first thirty minutes of clubbing to now. It was time to figure out what happened last night.

“Here we go again,”

He mumbled, sighing and pressing play.