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“Shit, he’s here.”

Asuma, Gai, Raido and Kakashi were standing on the main floor of their space station, fidgeting nervously. It was difficult to remain calm when they knew one of the most notorious and feared criminals had decided to visit their base. 

K0N-OH4 was one of the numerous human space stations scattered all over the galaxy. With just the four men as the crew, it wasn’t too big or busy. Most of the days they just spent their time on leisure as there wasn’t much to do with the samples taken from the barren planets of the Kusa system. They hardly ever had any guests. 

So when they saw a black spaceship hauling a laser cannon much too big for it approaching the station, all of them felt the cold sweat run down their backs. The red cloud pattern on the front of the ship told them just who exactly had come to them.

The latest information on the group of space terrorists in question only described the spacecraft being mounted with guns able to destroy asteroids at best. Whatever the K0N-OH4’s crew could see now was meant for much, much bigger targets. As they heard the ship dock at the station, they heard a ping from the communication panel.

“... We’re fucked,” Raido cursed as he opened the message. It was an updated wanted poster showing the face of the leader of the terrorist group known as the Akatsuki. 

“What is it?!” Asuma growled, nearly tackling his colleague out of the way to take a look at the screen himself. Just a second later, his shout echoed in the control room. “A fucking planet destroyer?!”

“Where did they even get it?” Gai’s distressed voice was quieter than the other two’s but they looked at him anyway. Partially because they couldn’t believe what the text on the screen said.

“Nah, we’re safe.”

Three heads snapped to give the fourth member of the crew a bewildered glare. Kakashi didn’t really mind, just shrugging.

“If they wanted to test this thing out, we’d already have been obliterated. Looks like for some reason they wanna talk to us.”

“The Akatsuki don’t negotiate,” Asuma hissed. “Maybe they just want to hear our death wishes. Sick bastards.”

“Or maybe they do want to negotiate,” Kakashi drawled out. He looked significantly less bothered than his colleagues. “I can handle it. I’m sure there’s a way to convince him to leave us alone.”

He pointed at the communication panel with his chin. The three other men didn’t look impressed, just glancing back at the pale green face with scales and white hair displaying on the screen. 

“Oh, no. No, no, no.” Gai stepped towards Kakashi, grabbing him by the shoulders. “You’re not going to utter a word, okay? This is not the time-”

Before he could finish his sentence, a hiss of the airlock got their attention. The doors slid open and three figures walked into the control room. One of them was a black and white creature with spikes that gave it plantlike features. Half of its face was grinning while the other half remained an indifferent expression. The second figure was taller, with a broad lightsword strapped to his back, ready to be used to cut through anything at any time. He was smiling widely, his small and curious eyes looking all around the room until his gaze focused on the four men.

And between them, stood the creature whose face was still displayed on the screen. He was the tallest of them all, though only wearing tattered, black pants. He had numerous protrusions growing out of his shoulders, creating a collar around his neck. The longer spikes facing downwards formed a cape that flowed behind him as he moved. His mismatched, red and purple eyes fell on the communication panel and he let out an amused snort when he read his name written in the universal alphabet.

“Well, hello. Seems that you’ve been expecting me,” his voice cut through the dead silence that had fallen in the room.

“Obito Uchiha,” Raido breathed out and tried to regain his composure, although his colleagues could easily spot how his fingers twitched nervously. “What do you want?”

The alien standing before them was someone with possibly the biggest bounty on his head currently in the intergalactic database. A terrifying warlord with his own army, controlling the group of the Akatsuki who had been dangerous already before they’d merged with Obito’s forces. But the human space station had no security, and the nearest reinforcements wouldn’t stand a chance against the Akatsuki’s ship if it had acquired a planet destroyer.

“I’m sure you’ve noticed our latest… purchase.” Obito stepped further into the room, walking around the place as though he’d owned it. “I’m thinking about testing it.”

Gai’s nervous gulp was so loud that Kakashi, Asuma and Raido glanced at him. 

“This system’s planets are desolate, they’ll make a perfect practice target. O-our research can confirm it.”

“Well… I don’t plan on destroying planets with it.” Obito looked unimpressed by the suggestion. “I need a target a bit closer to what I have in mind.”

“I knew it,” Asuma tried to keep his voice low, though his angry hiss was heard by everyone. 

“This station isn’t worth it,” Raido chuckled nervously. “I-It’s just the four of us…”

“Exactly. It won’t be missed, right?” 

The three men who had been trying to lead the conversation fell silent as their stomachs made an unpleasant turn. It was a losing battle, their fate had already been sealed. At least, that was what they’d thought until the fourth crewmate spoke up in his usual, half-bored voice.

“Sounds to me like you’re trying to compensate for something with that.”

Gai couldn’t stop his audible gasp. Asuma nearly slapped Kakashi for speaking up. Raido thought about praying to the alien gods he’d heard of a few years ago because honestly, it was their best shot at the moment.

Obito wouldn’t let that insult pass and his eyes narrowed as he took a step closer to the humans.

“What was that?” He growled.

“You know… I’ve heard all about your… Conquests,” Kakashi, against all logic and the silent protests of his friends, continued talking. “You seem to take so much pride in what’s in your pants, hm?”

And there it was. A part of Kakashi was surprised none of his friends facepalmed at that. But then again, they knew him perfectly well.

Sure, the crew of the K0N-OH4 station consisted of just four men. They all excelled at something. They’d been picked as the best of the best at what they did to do the research of alien planets. But that didn’t necessarily mean they were perfect, flawless characters. And the problem with Kakashi, something that only his three crewmates knew, was that he had absolutely no decency whatsoever.

When he’d caught wind of the intergalactic warlord Obito Uchiha, his first conversation with his friends had been about how sexy he looked. Although he’d been told to shut it, he’d used a few opportunities to bring up how it would feel to be fucked by him. Obito’s fame didn’t come from hijacking spaceships and burning down space colonies alone, after all. 

Basically, Kakashi’s secret known only to Gai, Asuma and Raido was that he was a massive slut. 

“I can’t even tell you how many girls I’ve knocked up. But I can tell you that you humans were the most boring ones I’ve ever met,” Obito spat out, now standing inches away from Kakashi. At some point, the other three men had scooted away in fear. “You don’t know how to last longer than five seconds on my dick.”

“If all you boast about is knocking girls up,” Kakashi said after a while of thought, his lips curling into a smile, “then your pull-out game must be weak.”

At the moment that Obito was staring speechlessly at Kakashi, Asuma grabbed his friend by the wrist and pulled him away.

“S-sorry, he’s stupid and he doesn’t know what he’s saying,” he stuttered, trying to save the situation. He was pretty sure they were already worse than dead. “Please, please, don’t mind him-”

“And I bet,” Kakashi wasn’t done, even pointing an accusatory finger at Obito, not caring about what was happening around him, “that you only fucked girls because you know your cock is too weak to satisfy a man.”

At that point both Gai and Raido physically restrained Kakashi, grabbing his arms and holding him between. They considered gagging him, anything to shut him up. This was too surreal, it couldn’t be happening.

“... How fucking dare you,” Obito finally spat out once he recoiled from the insults hurled at him. “How dare you, you stupid, insignificant, pathetic-”

“Yeah, yeah. If you think killing us now will erase your failures, then you’re dea- mmmmph!”

“Shut the fuck up!” Asuma couldn’t take it anymore and shoved his entire fist into Kakashi’s mouth to stop the stream of words. “Go talk shit when you’re all alone but not when our lives depend on it!”

Seemed that it was much too late already. Obito turned around and marched out of the room, with his two assistants following shortly. The doors closed behind the three of them, and Kakashi was pushed to the ground.

“What the hell, man!” Gai was the first one to shout. “Are you insane?!”

“Have you actually gone braindead?!” Asuma’s scream seemed to compete with Gai’s volume. “Do you have a death wish or what?!”

“Guys, guys, calm down.” Kakashi didn’t look too bothered with the fact he was yelled at. “It’s going well.”

“How the fuck is this going well, he’s gone off to his ship and they’ll surely point that fucking weapon at us any minute-”

“Do you hear them leaving?”

For a second, they all went quiet, listening for any sounds of a spaceship flying away from the station. When they hadn’t, Kakashi’s smirk widened.

“See? They can’t destroy us if they’re still docked here. I’m telling you, it’s all going smoothly.”

“What’s your plan then?” Raido raised an eyebrow. “Don’t tell me it’s all just to get into his pants.”

“It’s exactly just to get into his pants,” Kakashi chuckled. “And save our asses, while I’m at it.”

“... By insulting his pull-out game?” Asuma stared at his friend in disbelief. 

“He knows if he just throws a fit, I win.” Kakashi stood up and dusted his suit off. “So the only solution is to prove me wrong.”

“And it’s by fucking that attitude out of you.”

“Exactly.”

Three pairs of eyes stared at Kakashi in disbelief, the men unable to comprehend what their friend was saying.

“I swear, Kakashi...” Raido rubbed his eyes as he spoke. “You better be sure you can take him.”

“Please, you’ve seen my collection of toys.” The silver-haired man grinned. “But if you need me to demonstrate just what I’m capable of-”

“Oh god, no!” Gai interrupted with a pleading tone. “Please, anything but that. We’re still lucky to be alive and I just hope he doesn’t decide to kill us after he’s done with you.”

“I guess I just need to flaunt my ass well enough.” 

Kakashi’s chuckle finally broke the heavy tension and the other men started smiling lightly. Perhaps it was due to the sheer absurdity of the situation that they felt amused. 

“... Okay since we’re already on the topic, I gotta say this,” Asuma said after a while, his voice indicating he was more prone to stupid ideas at the moment. When they all looked at him, he continued. “Do you think he has a normal dick, or…”

Although Gai groaned, it wasn’t the pained sound of frustration but a muffled laugh. “What, you think he has a knot at the base like some sort of a werewolf?”

“Or, better yet, that he has a corkscrew-shaped dick like a duck!” Raido cackled.

“I mean, you’ve seen those spikes on his shoulders and whatever horns he has. Maybe he has spikes down there too,” Asuma grinned.

The three of them laughed until they realised that they hadn’t heard any input from Kakashi. When they glanced at their friend, they noticed the slight blush on his cheeks, the dilated pupils and the sharply taken breath. 

“I can’t believe it,” Raido whispered in shock and amusement. “You’re turned on by this.”

“It’s like I know you’re a slut and yet you don’t fail to surprise me every single time.” Gai shook his head. “You really think a cactus-shaped dick is hot? Do you have no turn-offs?”

“Oh shut it.” Kakashi rolled his eyes, although he wasn’t denying anything. “You guys are setting my expectations too high.”

“Sure, because you’re the one who’s going to be angry and disappointed at the end of it. Our lives are still on the line here.” Asuma poked at Kakashi’s chest with a finger. “You better get the best sex of your life out of this.” 

They weren’t given much more time to chit chat as the doors opened once again and the three alien figures were back. Obito’s expression was a mix of anger and determination, clearly set on regaining his honour as he marched towards the humans.

“Finally grew a pair to prove me wrong?” Kakashi smirked when the warlord stopped right in front of him, so their chests were almost touching. “Or are you here to admit you’ve never fucke-”

“Shut the fuck up,” Obito growled and stopped the next words from leaving Kakashi’s mouth by clamping his hand over it. His grip was tight enough to hurt but not meant to do any damage. “You won’t leave your bed for ten days after I’m done with you.”

Kakashi’s giggle was muffled by Obito’s hand but his eyes half-closed in amusement were enough to show he wasn’t afraid in the least.

“Zetsu, Kisame, watch the other three. If this whore is as disappointing as he looks, I want to have enough humans to rip in half to compensate for it later.”

Asuma’s, Gai’s and Raido’s expressions immediately faltered at that moment and they felt their stomachs sink. They really hoped Kakashi’s ass was going to save them. They were at least spared watching how it would unfold as Obito dragged Kakashi away towards their living quarters.

They lead his crewmate away with their eyes until the door shut behind the clearly furious alien nearly tossing Kakashi inside a room. The other two intruders immediately got themselves comfortable, strolling around the control room.

“What’s the point of keeping them alive?” The one who looked like a plant stopped to look at one of the terminals, poking at the screen. “Obito will tear them apart anyway.”

The taller one laughed out loud as he sat down by the round table in the middle of the room. 

“I don’t feel like dying today, Zetsu. If they’re dead by the time he comes back, he’s going to tear us apart instead.”

Asuma took a deep breath and his eyes kept jumping from one alien to the other. He crossed his arms, deciding that if their fate had been sealed, he might as well defend Kakashi’s pride.

“And how are you so sure Kakashi won’t be a good fuck for him?”

“I’ve seen it enough times.” The bigger one, whose name seemed to be Kisame as the humans figured out, waved his hand dismissively. “Boss fucks some random girl and he’s disappointed they can’t last long enough for him. He’s already blown up ships for that.”

“Well… He’s never fucked Kakashi,” Gai quipped. He seemed to have a similar idea to Asuma. “But I guess Kakashi will show how proud he gets when we call him a slut very soon.”

“I can bet yesterday’s loot that your Kakashi will be crying for mercy in five minutes.”

The next one to laugh was Raido. He shook his head and looked at Kisame with a pitiful smile. 

“Oh, you’re heavily underestimating Kakashi.”

Although they kept their positive appearances up, the three men truly hoped Kakashi would be the Dick Riding Champion of the Universe, as he’d once titled himself as a joke.

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Kakashi could barely register the door closing and his back was slammed against the metal frame. It knocked the wind out of him and he needed a second to take a breath. By the time he opened his eyes, there was a hand on his neck, pressing him into the door as another hand yanked his pants down sharply.

“Fucking whore running his mouth,” Obito’s voice was dripping with anger. He wasn’t even looking at Kakashi, but just focusing on getting the clothes off him as soon as possible. “Do you even know who you’re talking to?”

“Someone who talks too much because he knows the sex will be disappointing- Aaah!”

Although he’d expected Obito to choke him, the alien distracted him by taking a hold of his cock and tightening his grip there. Kakashi didn’t stop the lewd gasp from leaving his mouth as his thighs trembled at having his private parts touched.

“How do I shut you up? Because right now the only idea I’ve got in my mind is ripping your head off,” Obito growled and bared his teeth, staring with his red and purple eyes into Kakashi’s. He gave the human’s cock a few tugs and watched Kakashi’s body shake.

“Ah- nngh… W-what are you, i-into fucking corpses?” Kakashi laughed weakly though he was punished by another harsh pull on his member. He threw his head back and hit the metal door too hard. 

“How is this still amusing to you? I can’t even tell if you want to fucking die or not.”

“If you really want me to shut up…” Kakashi finally managed to get a grip on Obito’s arms. “Then I think your cock would make a good gag.”

“You want me to fuck your mouth?” Obito raised an eyebrow, as though he hadn’t been given such an offer very often. 

“You sound like you have something against me sucking you off.” Kakashi’s smile didn’t falter. “Could it be, you only fuck people in a way they can’t see your cock? Oh my, is it that small- Gah!”

Obito instantly stepped away, using his hand on Kakashi’s throat to throw him downwards to his knees. He didn’t give him much time to recover, taking a hold of the silver hair and making him look up. 

“You’re right. I’ll better just stuff your mouth with my cock so I don’t hear you anymore.” Obito pushed his pants down with his other hand and took a hold of his length. He gave it a few pumps so it would grow into hardness. “I bet you’re so scared that those pointless jokes are all you can say.”

Kakashi decided to not say anything and obediently opened his mouth widely, pushing his tongue out. His eyes focused on the cock in front of him and he felt his heart race with excitement. From what he could see, for now, the rumours truly had not been lying. 

If he had to judge by his collection of dildos, Obito’s cock could be placed somewhere between the biggest two toys Kakashi owned. What made Kakashi’s heartbeat speed up, even more, was that he had neither tried deepthroating those toys nor fucking himself on them for longer than five minutes. That meant it was truly an unexplored territory for him. 

He was snapped out of his thoughts when Obito drove his member right into the wet heat of his mouth. He gripped Kakashi’s jaw and pulled on it to make him open even wider. The silver-haired man whined a little but the alien didn’t care, thrusting his hips so his cock would be seated into his mouth.

“There we fucking go,” Obito groaned, stilling his movements for a while to take in the feeling around his member. “Now let’s see what a pathetic fuck you are.”

Kakashi hummed and tried swallowing around the cock in his mouth, tasting it on his tongue. His own member throbbed shamelessly after being roughly treated and at the idea of being facefucked. Obito didn’t wait too long, soon fixing his grip on the human’s mouth and jaw.

“I don’t care if you choke,” the white-haired alien hissed after he thrust his hips again. “I’m going to use you like a fucktoy for disrespecting me.”

Kakashi sobbed, though not from pain or fear. He was getting his nose full of Obito’s thick scent and he loved it, he loved every single time the warlord’s cock pushed down his throat. He felt his gag reflex act up a few times. But with how full his mouth was, he could only make a noise every now and then. 

Obito pistoned his hips faster and faster, taking in shallow breaths as he focused on using Kakashi’s mouth for his own pleasure. He didn’t care much for the expressions the human was making, even if Kakashi’s eyes were brimming with blissful tears. 

Drool ran down Kakashi’s chin and dripped onto his shirt when he could do nothing to swallow the saliva. His jaw ached from being forced so wide open and his throat kept constricting around the cock invading the deeper parts. And yet the only thing he could think of was how hot it was, how much he’d wanted this. Kakashi had stopped caring what others thought about it long ago - as long as he had fun, he didn’t need approval.

At some point, Obito seemed to get tired of doing all the work and pulled Kakashi off his cock by his hair. His breathing was heavier and after leaving the wet heat, his cock throbbed, wanting release.

“What now, whore?” He spat out and dragged Kakashi up into a standing position. “Still going to run that mouth?”

Kakashi coughed as he wheezed for air, much too needed after having his mouth used so brutally. He was too deep into the game to back down, knowing he could easily continue riling Obito up without deadly consequences. 

“Did… Did you really think… I’d cum from that, or something?” He took a deeper breath to keep his voice in check. “I’m not going to praise you for just that unless that’s all your cock is good for-”

“Still so fucking bratty.” Obito punched the metal right next to Kakashi’s head, the reverb of the sound echoing in the room. The impact was enough to leave a dent and yet the warlord looked unfazed. “Let’s see if you keep this up once I impale you on my cock.”

“Just so you know… You can still back down and admit you’ve never pleased a man…”

Again, Obito’s actions went against Kakashi’s expectations and the white-haired alien took a hold onto his shoulders to push him against the door. This time he directed the force upwards, so the human felt his back slide up the metal until his eyes were on Obito’s level. Due to their significant difference in height, Kakashi’s legs dangled in the air, unable to find support.

“I give you five minutes to change those insults into screams for mercy.”

Kakashi quickly figured out just why Obito had lifted him up. He felt the hot, pulsating member at the rim of his ass and for a moment he felt a spike of anxiety in his stomach. He could take a lot but he’d never touched even the smallest of his dildos without lube.

“W-wait, wait, wait,” he tried to not sound scared, knowing it would give Obito the leverage over him. When the alien cast him an impatient look, he forced a nervous smile. “Do you really think ripping my ass is going to make me love it?”

“Why should I care whether it hurts you?”

“And then you go and wonder...” Kakashi’s smile grew a little as he came up with yet another insult to fuel Obito’s anger. “Why all you can boast about is knocked up girls. Literally, every human I’ve been with was better than this.”

Kakashi knew what he was getting into, insinuating that just a mere male from Earth was a better lover than the notorious space criminal who had fucked countless species. Obito’s eyes darkened and he emitted a low, guttural growl as his face got dangerously close to Kakashi’s.

“I know you’re getting on my nerves of purpose. Perhaps fucking you raw is the way to stop your filthy mouth, hmm?” Obito accented his words by pushing his member against Kakashi’s hole, almost breaching it.

“I knew it,” Kakashi huffed, somehow upkeep his smile. “You suck at foreplay. Are you sure you even know how to fuck?”

This time Kakashi’s mouth was filled with two fingers. The digits pushed into him roughly, scraping against his teeth and dragging over his tongue. 

“Seems that you need to have something in your mouth all the fucking time,” Obito growled and thrust his fingers deeper. They weren’t filling his throat as tightly as his cock so Kakashi made a strangled sound when they reached too far, making him gag. “If you want foreplay, then earn it, you slut. I’m going to finger you without waiting for half an hour for you to spit on my fingers enough. So if you keep choking now, don’t complain later.”

Kakashi had to stop himself from shuddering. He didn’t care anymore to even think how badly this was arousing him. The idea of being fucked raw sounded hot on its own but knowing Obito would finger him was even better. 

The digits pushed and pulled, crooking to scrape saliva off Kakashi’s tongue. He tried coating them with as much drool as he could but focusing on anything was getting challenging. He fixed his grip on Obito’s arms, reaching for his shoulders. The whimpers he made were muffled and one tear ran down his cheek as he gagged once again.

He felt Obito’s hand slide under his ass to hold him in the air, completely caged between the door and his huge body. Kakashi somehow managed to wrap his legs around his waist, fixing his place and assuring he wouldn’t fall. 

When Obito took his fingers out, Kakashi saw a thick string of saliva connecting them with his lips. It was broken hastily as the alien brought his hand downwards and the drool fell over the human’s shirt. Kakashi’s tongue lolled out and he was panting for air, looking at Obito with hazy eyes.

“Be grateful, you pathetic human,” Obito said once his fingers were right at Kakashi’s hole. He took a pause and pushed both wet digits into the silver-haired man, ignoring his long keen and the sudden jerk of his legs. “After doing nothing but insulting me, you shouldn’t deserve this preparation.”

Kakashi dug his fingers into the scaly, pale green flesh and he gritted his tears. The penetration was unpleasant for a while but he had no one to blame but himself. The momentary stinging didn’t change his resolve, though, as he moaned the more his hole was forced to open. 

“Then… Then prove me wrong…” Kakashi gasped when Obito began scissoring him, stretching his ring muscles further. “... And maybe I’ll say your cock was good enough.”

“Good enough?” Obito narrowed his eyes. “You think I’ll settle for good enough?”

He jabbed his fingers deeper, directly into Kakashi’s prostate and the human let out a loud moan. The alien immediately latched onto that, a curious glint in his eyes.

“Oh? Do you like that, you whore? Right here?” Obito grazed over Kakashi’s sweet spot again, carefully watching his reaction.

Kakashi squeezed around him with his legs and mewled again, having his prostate massaged. Obito seemed to abandon the idea of stretching him for the incoming girth for the sake of making the human let out more lewd sounds. 

“Ah! Nngh… Ah… F-fuck…” Kakashi was pressing his head against the door, struggling to take deeper breaths between the moans. “Y-yes, fuck, yes… Gh…”

Obito pressed his chest into Kakashi’s as he continued thrusting his fingers, crooking them just right to apply more pressure on the silver-haired man’s sweet spot. Kakashi had another tear wet his face and he even tried shaking his hips just to imitate any sort of a movement. Being trapped under the alien’s body didn’t give you much space, though, so he could only make needy whimpers.

He felt his guts coil and the heat settled in his stomach, spreading all over. He knew he was getting close, much faster to his orgasm than he’d normally get. As much as it was pleasurable, his goal was to cum on Obito’s cock.

“Nghaa… F… fuck… E-enough… I’m-! S-stop…” 

He was surprised Obito actually ceased his movements, glaring at him with eyes that demanded an explanation. 

“Stop? Because I’m going to make you cum and prove just how weak and worthless you are?” He spat out with venom in his voice. “See, you’re just like all the other humans. Disappointing.”

Kakashi was relieved the pressure on his prostate eased up, allowing him to form coherent thoughts. He breathed heavily, his chest jumping, as Obito pulled his fingers out. But before he could step away and drop the human, ending it all, Kakashi chuckled.

“Ah… I see… Just like I thought…” He lifted his head away from the metal door to look into Obito’s eyes, challenging him. “You know your cock is too weak to make me cum- Gah!”

The force with which the member pushed into his hole completely knocked the air out of him. Kakashi choked on his breath as Obito’s cock seated inside of him fully, before sliding out just enough so that only the head was caught onto his ring muscles.

“I’m fucking done with your teasing,” the alien growled into Kakashi’s ear, his teeth grazing over his earlobe. “Time to do what I should’ve just done from the start. I’ll fuck that attitude out of you so you won’t be able to say a single word but your pathetic moans. I’ll break you like a fucking toy, you understand?”

Without waiting for any sort of a response, he thrust his hips again, and again, with each time going deeper and deeper so that Kakashi could barely breathe between the movements. The human felt his body turn into putty in Obito’s hold, the only thing preventing him from falling were the harsh thrusts. He mewled every second, crying in pleasure as his prostate was assaulted. It took less than a minute to have him cumming, screaming as his cock spurted out his seed.

“Of course you’ve already cum,” Obito was biting on Kakashi’s lips, pulling on them like a hungry dog. “What do you have to say for yourself, you pathetic trash. I don’t care if I should stop now. I’m going to use you until you’re full of my cum.”

“Aah… ah... Ah… Y-yes… Fill me up… Nnngh…” Kakashi nodded like crazy, losing himself to the sensations. His body was jerking from overstimulation but he knew he was loving every second of it. “I want… I want to cum again… And again…”

“You want to… Cum again? Oh really?” Their breaths mingled as Obito was whispering directly into Kakashi’s mouth. “Only the biggest whore would say that…”

“Give me… Your cock... Your cum…” Kakashi was barely holding onto the spikes growing out of the alien’s shoulders, tugging on them. “Breed me more than anyone else…!”

That seemed to fuel Obito’s determination as their lips finally crashed together, kissing the human hungrily. He pistoned his hips into Kakashi, feeling the way he shuddered under him a few minutes again, feeling his sticky, wet cum cover both of his stomachs. And he didn’t cease, hungrily lapping up Kakashi’s drool, moans, gasps and sobs. He didn’t cease until he was spilling inside of the human, his cock twitching countless times until it emptied its load.

Obito needed a moment to catch his breath, exhausted from fucking Kakashi against the door. He panted heavily next to the human’s face, his hips still pressed against Kakashi, his cock still buried deep in his ass.

“You… You whore... I guess I must say… You managed to make me cum…” He said with a voice laced with arousal, although it was slowly fading away. “Maybe you aren’t… Like other humans…”

“Just not like other humans?” Kakashi’s eyes were completely out of it and his words were slurred. His throat hurt from moaning a bit too loudly and his jaw needed some rest. “Though I guess… You could’ve tried harder too…”

“Harder? What the fuck was I supposed to do harder?” Obito glared at the human with bewildered eyes.

“I mean… After you boasted about knocking others up… I wanted you to breed my ass too…”

“You’re a human male,” Obito scoffed and finally pulled his cock out. Kakashi immediately tightened his muscles to not let too much of the cum leak, relishing in the feeling. “You can’t be bred.”

“Oh… I guess you haven’t tried hard enough.”

The alien looked like he was going to just drop Kakashi to the floor, but he kept holding him as he stepped away from the entrance and tossed him onto the bed. He cast one last glance at the human while pulling his pants up and slowly shook his head.

“I swear… You’re insane. I’m done with you here.”

Kakashi led him out with his eyes and once the metal door was shut closed again, his head fell onto the soft mattress. He sighed dreamily and soon his heavy eyelids were lulling him to rest.

Chapter Text

When Obito emerged from the living quarters of the K0N-OH4 station, Gai, Asuma and Raido got to their feet, feeling their heartbeats quicken in fear. The alien warlord’s expression looked unfazed, and Kakashi was nowhere to be seen. They suspected the worst had happened as Obito stopped to look at Zetsu and Kisame.

“We’re leaving.”

“Where the hell is Kakashi?!” Gai shouted, his worry for his friend taking over. 

“Why should I care?” Obito scoffed but answered him nonetheless. “I left him in his room. If he’s not there, then it’s not my problem.”

Zetsu and Kisame followed their boss’s order wordlessly and headed towards the door. Obito seemed to leave as well but stopped in his tracks for one more thing.

“You can thank him later,” he said dismissively. For a second, a smirk danced on his lips. “I will be back, and he better be ready.”

It was like the three humans held their breaths until the aliens were off the station, and they heard the spacecraft leave the docking station. They sighed heavily with relief in unison, flopping down onto their chairs.

“Fuck,” Asuma ran a hand through his hair. “This is way too much.”

“Did… Did Kakashi getting fucked really just save us all…?” Raido’s face was in his hands, he was having too much time comprehending what had just happened.

“Kakashi’s ass saves lives, I guess.”

“I’m going to go check on him.” Gai was about to get up but he felt Asuma’s hand on his shoulder.

“Are you sure you want to see him right now? Cause… I think I’d rather give him a moment to rest. And clean up, you know.”

They all had a very clear mental image of what could be awaiting them in Kakashi’s room. Gai nodded, shuddering in disgust just thinking how much the place had to be reeking of sex and sweat. They let time pass, occasionally glancing at the clock to see how much time had passed.

After a few hours Asuma’s, Gai’s and Raido’s heads turned to the door leading to the living quarters as it opened. Gai sighed with a smile, feeling relieved to see Kakashi standing on his own legs, though a bit wobbly.

“Good morning, everyone,” the silver-haired man yawned and took slow steps towards the table. “Did you guys not sleep?”

“Do you really think you should be the one asking questions here?” Asuma snorted and pulled out a chair for his friend but Kakashi ignored it, simply standing next to him.

“Well then, ask ahead. I’m gonna make myself breakfast.” Kakashi waved his hand and went towards the food dispenser in the corner, opting for cereal. 

“So?” Raido crooked his head to keep looking at the silver-haired man who was currently behind him.

“So what?” Kakashi grumbled as he stared at the machine pouring him milk.

“Was that worth risking our lives?”

Once he had the bowl filled, Kakashi marched back to the table. His eyes glinted with amusement.

“Fuck yeah it was. Best sex of my entire life.” After he set down the bowl, he contemplated over the chair but continued standing, just bending down so his elbows would rest on the tabletop. “But don’t tell Obito. Wouldn’t want him thinking he’s won me over with just one fuck.”

Asuma scoffed and glanced at the chair he’d moved just for his friend.

“Why aren’t you sitting down? I get that you have a nice ass but you don’t have to go that extra mile to give us a show.” He seemed to contemplate smacking Kakashi’s ass but refrained from doing so.

“Because,” Kakashi said with a mouth full of cereal. “It hurts like hell. He was ready to rip my ass raw.”

“Lord knows what you had to do to convince him not to,” Raido chuckled. “And no, this is not me asking for details.”

“But before you guys get weird ideas, no, I do not regret it.” Kakashi swung his spoon to drive his point home before dipping it into the milk again. “He said I wouldn’t leave the bed for ten days… And look at me, walking just fine a few hours later.”

“Maybe he meant sitting down. Let’s see how long that’ll take you.” Asuma nudged the chair. 

“We’ll see if he returns to finish the job, then.”

“Oh he definitely will,” Gai said. “He said you better be ready.”

“You know me,” Kakashi replied after taking another spoonful into his mouth. “I’m always ready to go. With a dick that big I-”

“You know what,” Gai interrupted him before Kakashi could finish his thought. “I’m just glad you’re alive. So how about we bury this topic deep underground and not come back.”

“Come on, we haven’t even asked about the dick shape yet!” Asuma threw his hands in the air with a laugh. 

“You all have fun without me, then. Kakashi had his nap, time for me.”

Soon peace returned to the K0N-OH4 station, with all four crewmates doing their job. They had no visitors and the only communication that would come through was the other human stations. Though they had even earned themselves a call from the Earth’s fleet Commander.

When they saw the name of Minato Namikaze pop up on the main screen, they all froze in their tracks. 

“This can’t be good,” Raido muttered as he accepted the transmission.

“K0N-OH4, are you all alright?” The blonde man was looking into the camera with scrunched eyebrows. “We’ve received some unnerving news only now… Is it true that the Akatsuki spaceship has come in contact with you?”

“Yes, Commander Namikaze,” Asuma was the first one to respond. “But no harm was done to the station.”

“What were they doing there? Were you assaulted?”

“No, no, we’re all fine. After some… negotiations, they left us alone.”

Kakashi disguised his smirk behind a cough, Gai and Raido trying not to smile as well. It didn’t go unnoticed as Minato raised an eyebrow in confusion.

“Negotiations? With the Akatsuki?”

“We can thank Kakashi’s, uh, quick thinking for uhm… De-escalating the situation. He’s truly saved us.”

The Commander didn’t look like he was buying such a vague answer but he didn’t pry too much.

“Well, alright. Should we send some reinforcements to the Kusa system just in case?”

“I think we’ll be fine, Commander.” Gai shook his head. “Thank you so much for looking out for us but there’s hardly anyone coming by here.”

“And when someone does, it’s the highest bounty in the entire galaxy,” Minato replied curtly. “Ever since the Akatsuki got their hands on the planet destroyer, they’ve been causing even bigger damage. I honestly hope they leave you and other stations alone.”

“We’re fine, Commander,” Kakashi was the one to answer then. “I’m sure I can handle dealing with Obito Uchiha next time as well.”

“Oh you can deal with him alright,” Raido muttered, looking back to the control panel to continue the maintenance work he’d been busy with. 

“I must say I never expected you to be the one leading negotiations, Kakashi.” Minato smiled lightly, the tension slowly dispersing. “I’m glad we decided to station you four together. Well then, if everything seems alright and you don’t need any aid… Then I have nothing else to ask about.”

“Thanks for the concern, Commander Namikaze.” Kakashi gave him his usual happy look with half-closed eyes. “If we ever need help, we’ll make sure to contact you.”

After the rest said their goodbyes, the transmission ended and right afterwards, Asuma’s groan broke the momentary silence.

“Glad they stationed us four together?” He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Does no one else know who you really are, Kakashi?”

“As far as the high-ups are concerned, I’m an astrophysicist with two PhDs.” The silver-haired man shrugged. “No one really checked my luggage or purchases, you know.”

“I still can’t tell what’s weirder, Gai’s collection of photo albums or your collection of dildos,” Raido snorted with laughter. He earned a light punch in the shoulder from Gai for that.

“How dare you say the photos of my family tortoises are as weird as Kakashi’s sex toys!”

“They’re both impressive in their weird ways.” Raido massaged his arm. “But I’m not into either of them.”

“I think we have a bigger problem, though,” Asuma interrupted them. When they all looked at him, he continued. “If Commander Namikaze somehow found out the Akatsuki were here… How the fuck do we explain it when they come back?”

“If they come back,” Kakashi mumbled. 

“Please, are you suddenly doubting yourself now?” Gai chuckled. “Obito literally said he’s going to come back for you.”

“Well then, he could hurry! It’s been a month already!” Kakashi threw his hands in the air. “Once he shows his face I’m going to show him what getting the cold shoulder feels like.”

“We’re kicking you out if it ends up with him smashing something in here,” Raido pointed at the silver-haired crewmate. “Just because he didn’t demolish anything the last time, doesn’t mean he won’t unload his anger the next time.”

“The only thing I want him to unload is his c- mmmph!” 

Gai grabbed Kakashi from behind, dragging him to the terminal placed the furthest from the main screen of the control room. He didn’t let him speak, holding a hand over his mouth, until Kakashi was seated down.

“How about you go back to your work on planning our next expedition course, putting that brain of yours into better work than thinking about alien dicks?”

“You guys are no fun,” Kakashi chuckled and turned towards the keyboard in front of him. “But I guess I can behave until we get their ship on our radar again.”

And once again, life on K0N-OH4 was uneventful. Another week or so passed before they’d get a signal on their map, indicating a spacecraft had entered the Kusa system. 

Kakashi’s excitement left the other three crew members more confused than amused. Partially because the excitement was an emotion that was rare to find on his face. Also, because in the end, the Akatsuki were terrorists. Not someone they should welcome with open arms.

Seeing the weapon now more firmly attached to the bottom of the black ship made Asuma nervous, as he was observing it approach the station. They’d already received the news of the planet destroyer claiming its victims, as well as the individual bounty on each Akatsuki member going up. 

“What now, princess? Gonna wait with your arms open right at the door?” Raido smirked as he swivelled in his chair to look at Kakashi. 

“What? No.” The silver-haired man raised an eyebrow. “If he wants me, he has to work for it.”

“Can you please not play hard to get?” Gai sighed with exasperation. “My heart won’t take that pressure again if you keep making Obito angrier and angrier.”

“Don’t worry.” Kakashi got up from his chair eventually and began walking towards the living quarters. “I have a plan.”

“Where are you going?” Gai’s voice went just a little bit higher, as always when he was panicking. 

“I’m not leaving you guys alone,” Kakashi laughed. “I just want to see him get a little… desperate.”

“We’re going to die,” Asuma muttered, shaking his head in disbelief. “We’re going to die because you won’t admit he fucked the shit out of you.”

“Remember - do not tell him that!” Kakashi hissed, glaring at Asuma before slipping out of the control room. “But what you can say is that I’ve had better.”

“Better what?” They didn’t get an answer as the doors closed behind Kakashi’s back, leaving them alone. 

Gai whimpered something about not getting one last call with his family once they heard the familiar sound of the ship entering the bay. Raido gave him a sympathetic pat on the back, hoping they’d live long enough to strangle Kakashi for getting them into that whole mess.

They pretended to be doing their normal tasks when the doors leading to the docking area hissed and opened. Gai took a glance and noticed Obito was accompanied by Kisame and Zetsu once again.

“Where is that slut?” Obito growled, scanning the room with his eyes and narrowing them when he didn’t see the silver-haired human. 

“Changing clothes? I don’t know,” Asuma replied. “I guess he didn’t think you coming was important enough to stay here and wait.”

“I can always lure him out by snapping your arms one by one until he comes running hearing your cries for help.” Obito leaned against the table in the middle and grinned.

Raido took a shaky breath, wondering if he should pray to the space deities for their protection again. Seemed to have worked last time. Before he could recall the name of one, the doors hissed again.

“You sound pretty desperate,” Kakashi’s voice cut through the air. “Couldn’t find a better whore in the meantime?”

“I could replace you anytime I wanted.” Obito’s attention was immediately on the silver-haired man. “Foolish human.”

“We fucked once and you already speak as if we do it regularly,” Kakashi giggled. “I’m surprised it took you over a month to come back. Nothing else gets your dick hard, so you had to crawl back to me?”

“And there it is again,” Obito snarled, quickly walking towards Kakashi. “That stupid mouth that only spits out insults until I gag it with something you eagerly suck on.”

This time there seemed to be no need for prolonged discussions as the white-haired alien snatched Kakashi around his waist and a minute later they were already behind the doors, away from everyone else’s sight.

Raido, Gai and Asuma were stuck in their stupor until they heard the chairs scrape against the floor and looked at the other two aliens in the room.

“What the hell is that guy?” Zetsu asked them, tilting his chin at the doors. 

“He’s our astrophysicist,” Gai answered, slightly confused by the question.

“No, no, you know what I mean.” The plant-like alien seemed annoyed. “How the hell did he seduce Obito?”

“Se… duce?” Raido was equally perplexed by what Zetsu was asking, scratching his head. “As far as I know, he's just being… himself.”

“Well then, he’s pretty good at that.” Kisame’s loud laughter roared in the room. “Boss never returns for someone he fucked. But then again, he left your station intact, too.”

“Trust me, we were pretty surprised we were left alive, too,” Asuma retorted. “So is this going to become a regular thing now, or…”

“Don’t ask me, I can hardly tell what’s in Boss's head.” Kisame shrugged. 

“Either that or Obito will kidnap that Kakashi of yours,” Zetsu added. 

“... As long as it makes them happy, I guess.” Asuma decided to not mind the guests and grabbed a cigarette. Whenever he wanted to smoke he needed to turn off the detectors, so he walked over to the console. 

“Asuma!” Gai gasped with an offence. “Kakashi isn’t some barter item to give up like that!”

“I’m not saying I’m going to push him into that psychopath’s arms,” Asuma gritted his teeth, preventing the freshly lit cigarette from falling out. “But if the dude who’s as capable of ripping my head off my body with his bare hands as he says he is, decides to take Kakashi away, I don’t think I could stop him.”

“Not to mention Kakashi would probably be more than happy to be snatched away,” Raido quipped, earning a disapproving glare from Gai.

“Am I the only one showing any concern for my friend?” Gai sounded dejected. 

Kisame laughed again and gave the humans a toothy grin.

“Oh, you are fun to talk to. I think it’ll be interesting to keep visiting you.”

Raido cast his two crewmates a tired glance and propped his chin upon his hand.

“Tell me, again, how did Kakashi’s unhinged libido lead to us becoming buddies with the galaxy’s most dangerous criminals?”

Somehow, they could all tell it would take longer than the first time, too. Asuma scratched his beard thoughtfully and looked at the two aliens sitting across the table with amusement. 

“So, who wants to kill some time with me at 5D chess?”

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Kakashi’s head was not met with a rough slam against the door like the last time, thankfully. Obito was set on keeping him quiet, though. An amused spark in his eyes told the human it was only getting more interesting when the alien claimed his mouth. He didn’t need to look to know when and how to open the doors, confidently pushing Kakashi backwards as they kissed until the human’s legs hit the bed.

“What are you going to say today?” Obito hummed as their lips parted, staring at Kakashi like he was a piece of meat to devour. “I’d love to get a solid reason to make you cry on my cock again.”

“You think you were so great, huh?” Kakashi chuckled and wrapped his arms around Obito’s shoulders, brushing against the sharp spikes. “Just because your cock is big doesn’t mean you can use it better than an average human who’s topped me before- Mmmnh…”

The warlord kissed Kakashi again, this time with more hunger, stealing his air. He bit the silver-haired man’s lips, pulled on them and let out a low growl.

“Lies,” he breathed. “All your stupid mouth does is lie. It’s much better for drooling on cocks and fingers, isn’t it?”

“Then put it to good use.” Kakashi challenged him by rolling his hips and a second later he was pushed into the bed.

Obito climbed over him, capturing his mouth into another kiss. He dragged little gasps out of Kakashi by placing one hand over his crotch and giving the human’s clothed cock a firm squeeze. He seemed to be into Kakashi squirming under him, as he rolled his shirt up a moment later. When Obito’s fingers pinched one of the silver-haired man’s nipples, Kakashi moaned into the kiss.

“Feels good here, hm?” The white-haired alien grinned as he stared at Kakashi’s flushed face, as his lips parted in another aroused gasp. “Maybe there is a sound I enjoy coming from your mouth after all…”

“Ah… W-worried that you can’t make me moan differently?” Kakashi tried smirking but Obito’s fingers flicked his bud again, circling it. 

“A whore like you will moan at anything I do.”

Obito took a handful of the human’s shirt and with a swift swing to the side, he ripped the black fabric completely, leaving torn pieces exposing Kakashi’s chest. Once both of Kakashi’s nipples were available for the white-haired alien to see, Obito dived in to drag his tongue over one of the nubs.

“Gah!” Kakashi gasped and he gripped Obito’s arms. When Obito wrapped his lips around the nipple, assaulting it with his tongue even further, the human arched his back off the bed. “F-fuck… M-maybe you’re better at using your mouth- nngh!”

Obito only hummed, nipping at the bud while using his fingers to play with the other one. He would sometimes press his hand against Kakashi’s stomach, pushing him back into the mattress. He didn’t respond to the silver-haired man’s comments, only making sure Kakashi couldn’t finish his sentences.

The human’s cock quickly grew hard in his pants and he was whining for more, knowing if Obito wanted, he could make him orgasm with his nipples alone. But Kakashi wanted to tease him more.

“Ngh… Aah… M-making me cum like that… That’s easy… If you want to score better… Use your cock already…!”

Obito growled with annoyance when he felt Kakashi’s weak shove against his shoulders. He abandoned pinching one of the nipples to pin the human’s arms to the bed. His mouth didn’t leave Kakashi’s chest, lapping at both of the buds, splitting the attention equally. He knew just how close the silver-haired man was and made sure to stare him in the eyes with an unforgiving gaze as his tongue finally triggered the orgasm.

Kakashi mewled when his cock spilt into his underwear, closing his eyes from the intensity. He shuddered all over, held firmly against the mattress until he was done cumming. He breathed heavily, trying to gain his grip on reality once again. 

Obito’s weight shifted on the bed and the human sensed his face getting closer, though this time not to kiss him.

“I think you’ve got this strange delusion last time, that you can just tell me what to do.” Obito’s hot breath was right on Kakashi’s skin. “I’m done playing your games. I’ll hear you begging for mercy today whether you like it or not.”

The tiny moan that escaped the silver-haired man’s lips earned him a dark chuckle. Obito nipped at his earlobe before leaning back.

“Let’s see how eager you are to keep cumming on my cock today,” he spoke as he pulled Kakashi’s soiled clothes off his bottom half. “You spoke of my pride but you’re the one who’s too proud of who he is, hm? Filthy human whore.”

“How about you get to actually… haa… putting it in me…” Kakashi propped himself up on his elbows as Obito gripped his legs and spread them. “At this point, my toys are more exciting than y- mmmph!”

Obito’s fingers plunged into the human’s mouth mid-sentence and the alien narrowed his eyes.

“Your toys? You pathetic slut, do you need a cock up your ass every night so badly that you have to use toys when no one else is around to show you your place?” Obito snarled and pushed his fingers deeper, until he felt Kakashi’s throat constrict around them. “I already told you - your foolish attempts at angering me won’t work anymore. If anything, you might just make me use your body completely without letting you touch my cock. A whore like you should earn it.”

The alien warlord thrust his digits in and out of Kakashi’s mouth carelessly, not caring about getting them wet too much. With his other hand, he gripped the human’s limp cock and tugged on it. Kakashi’s whimper was muffled and when he tried closing his legs, Obito put one knee over his thigh to stop him.

“Where’s that eagerness to keep cumming over and over again now?” The alien scoffed. “This is exactly why I need to train you until you understand getting fucked by me is a privilege for a bitch like you.”

Kakashi let his jaw hang loose, without making any attempts to swallow his saliva. He didn’t gag on the fingers too much that way, more focused on the way his legs wanted to kick so desperately. His feet were restless, his entire body trembling and telling him such rough strokes of his member were too much for him. 

When his hands latched onto Obito’s spines and pulled on them, the white-haired alien retracted his digits, now drenched in Kakashi’s drool. 

“No more? Then let’s see how tightly you’ll clench around my fingers down there.” Obito lifted his knee off Kakashi’s leg just to swing it over his shoulder, exposing his hole better. He circled over the ring muscles, watching the human’s expression. “Anything to say now, whore?”

“Gh… You’ll put them in anyway… Ah… F-fuck…” Kakashi coughed, choking on his spit. “So just do it- Nnngh!”

Obito gripped at the base of Kakashi’s slowly hardening cock, as tightly as a vice. His fingers didn’t make even an inch inside of the human, waiting for a better response.

“Say that again but this time perhaps think your words through.”

Kakashi mewled and tried sinking his hips just to be met with nothing touching his hole anymore. His member throbbed painfully in Obito’s relentless grip.

“P-put them in me! Ah… Fuck!”

“Again, you fucking whore.” Obito pulled on Kakashi’s cock, making the human shed tears as he sobbed. “I can keep doing this until I hear what I want, not what you want to say.”

“P-please!” 

Although the grip on Kakashi’s member eased up, he still had nothing in him. His legs shook, all tensed up in anticipation and arousal that clouded his mind, leaving no room for thought. Obito grazed his teeth over the pale skin of the human’s shin resting on his shoulder. 

“Now, what are you begging for?”

“Please…” Kakashi sucked in a sharp breath. “Fuck me…”

Unlike the first time, Obito pushed only one of his fingers in. He kept his movements shallow, feeling the way Kakashi clenched around the digit.

“Greedy whore,” the alien murmured. “With such pathetic begging, you aren’t going to get anything.”

The silver-haired human sobbed as Obito angled his finger perfectly to rub over his prostate. He didn’t go any further than needed, making sure to play on Kakashi’s sensitive nerves and to wring the next orgasm out of him. He did add stroking his member in rhythm with the pressure on Kakashi’s prostate. 

“Ghhh! S… stop… No…” Kakashi’s head thrashed around as he felt the hotness pool up in his stomach and with each tug on his cock he couldn’t help but whine. “P-please, fuck, fuck me…!”

Obito’s eyebrows were scrunched up in focus and a bit of annoyance. He sped up the thrusts of his fingers until he had the human cumming over his hand, a few spurts of Kakashi’s seed soiling his digits. Instead of easing up, the warlord huffed with a smirk and pushed the second finger into Kakashi’s ass.

“Aah! N-no, enough…!” The silver-haired man looked at Obito through the tears with half-lidded eyes begging for mercy. “G-give me your cock already… Please…!”

“Asking for my cock when you still keep clenching down on just two of my fingers…” Obito murmured against Kakashi’s skin as he nipped the pale flesh of the human’s thighs. Kakashi’s legs still tried closing around him, although they couldn’t do anything to stop the torture. “Last time you were crying for me not to fuck you raw. So I’m preparing you well enough.”

Kakashi hissed as Obito scissored his fingers, stretching his ring muscles. He had to take a few deep breaths to ground himself, though it was difficult when the alien still had his hand on his cock and continued tugging on it occasionally.

“M-making me cum… It’s not prep…” Kakashi’s words were slurred as he tried forming longer sentences. His body was too stimulated but he couldn’t deny how good he felt, so pliable under Obito.

“How can you still manage to bark when you’re so desperate for my cock?” The alien warlord huffed and angled his fingers to push against Kakashi’s prostate. The response was instantaneous, as the silver-haired man arched his back off the bed with a prolonged, high-pitched moan.

“Y-you know the best way to shut me up…” Kakashi sobbed but somehow forced a cheeky smile on his face. “Please, fuck… fuck me… Obito…”

The use of the alien’s name seemed to work exactly as Kakashi intended. Obito let out a guttural growl and swiftly pulled his fingers out of his hole. He shifted to kneel on the bed and his hands landed on each side of Kakashi’s head, caging him underneath.

His purple and red eyes glowed dangerously as he stared at the human under him like he was a piece of fresh meat. He leaned down until their lips were touching, though this time he wasn’t going for a kiss. He nipped at Kakashi’s plump, pink flesh and Kakashi heard his heavy breaths.

“You’re insufferable. Making me so angry, begging so sloppily knowing it’ll just get on my nerves… And now you have the guts to moan my name like I ever gave you permission to make a single sound of it.”

“I’ll do anything… If it means you’ll fuck me so hard again.” Kakashi flicked his tongue out to meet Obito’s and he bucked his hips up. He chuckled when his skin met the alien’s pretty much hard member, waiting to be buried in him.

Obito kissed Kakashi but at the same time surprised the silver-haired man with a sudden grip on his thighs. Obito’s fingers dug deep, meant to bruise as he forced Kakashi’s legs open as wide as possible. Kakashi’s whimper was muffled by him kissing him more and more roughly. Obito bit on the humans’ lips, nearly drawing blood. When that was enough of a distraction, the white-haired warlord finally pushed his cock into him.

Kakashi would moan some more obscenities if only he was allowed to. Obito wasn’t going to go slow any longer, much too impatient to satiate his own arousal. His thrusts were hard and rhythmic from the very beginning. Kakashi wasn’t sure how ready his cock felt to cum again, though it bounced off his sticky stomach with every movement. 

It didn’t matter whether the silver-haired man closed his eyes or kept them open, Obito’s mismatched eyes were drinking in the sight below him constantly. He barely gave Kakashi enough air to breathe between the long and demanding kisses. And when he heard the human try to utter a single word, he dived in to steal some more oxygen from him. 

Kakashi’s head felt light and every thrust just kept pushing his coherency further into the back of his mind, until he was sobbing with pleasure into Obito’s mouth, pulling on his spikes like they were his lifeline. The alien didn’t mind in the least, the human’s grip was much too weak to hurt him anyway. 

He left possessive marks over Kakashi’s thighs, bruises that were meant to serve as a future reminder of this encounter. Perhaps it was him regretting he hadn’t done so the first time as he squeezed the delicate flesh with his fingers bent like claws. 

Kakashi soon felt the spurt of warmth fill his insides, Obito’s cock twitching angrily and pouring his seed while the human’s muscles clenched around it. The silver-haired man moaned obscenely, his satisfaction taking the better of him in a dry orgasm. Tears ran down his nearly closed eyes and his member tingled with so much pleasure. 

Obito let go of Kakashi’s thighs. But to the human’s surprise, he didn’t pull out just yet. Instead, he snuck one hand under Kakashi and rolled them over, so that it was the warlord’s turn to rest on his back. Kakashi made a sound of surprise but his head was soon forced to rest against the broad chest. He had to admit, it felt nice, even when the thick cock was still lodged in him.

“It still wasn’t the begging I expected from you,” Obito huffed after a while, staring into the ceiling. He kept one hand on Kakashi’s back, grounding him in place. Though the silver-haired man wasn’t dreaming of leaving his spot, anyway. “But I’ll make sure you work on it.”

“So you do admit I’m good enough to keep you coming back,” Kakashi chuckled. Obito’s chest felt hot under his cheek as he was looking at the alien’s face. “Maybe the next time you’ll manage to convince me you’re better than an average human-”

Obito gripped Kakashi’s jaw with one hand and narrowed his eyes, although his lips were forming a smile.

“You’re the brattiest fucktoy I’ve ever dealt with. Wonder how many more forced orgasms and hard fucking sessions it’ll take to shut you up for good.”

“I just want to make sure you keep your word,” Kakashi replied when Obito eased his hold. “If I were as compliant as everyone else, you wouldn’t want to come again, right?”

Obito responded with a soft chuckle. “You’re certainly one of a kind.”

The silver-haired man laid his head against the alien’s chest once again, slowly closing his eyes while a smile of content lingered on his face. He was already getting excited about Obito’s next visit.

“You’re going to be ready when I come by again.” He heard the low rumble and felt it under his cheek pressed into the well-defined muscles. 

It wasn’t a request but a demand, yet Kakashi knew he’d take it as a challenge. He had quite a few more ideas how to annoy Obito roaming around his head, after all. But for now, he felt quite exhausted by the recent fuck session and he needed to rest. The white-haired alien didn’t mind, simply keeping the human in place. 

Kakashi made a sound of confirmation before letting himself drift off to sleep.

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To the rest of the K0N-OH4 crew’s dismay, Kakashi did confirm his and Obito’s fuck sessions would become regular. They were to expect the Akatsuki spaceship again. And most likely again after the next visit, too. 

“You two are either some weird estranged match made in heaven...” Asuma was scratching his head as he and Kakashi sat by the table and ate something akin to dinner while Gai and Raido were asleep. “... Or your ass is really one of a kind.”

“His cock is definitely not meant for a normal human ass,” Kakashi chuckled. “But that isn’t stopping me from living my dreams.”

“Yeah, we all can see that. I just wish you stopped funding us heart attacks because of it.”

“I think at some point he will fuck that aggression out of himself.” The silver-haired man shrugged. “And I’m glad to be his outlet.”

“Kakashi, the Akatsuki destroyed a goddamn moon just ten days ago. And still, no one knows why.”

“In the Ame system, yes. So if you don’t want that happening here, in Kusa, let me do what I’m best at.”

Asuma put down his fork and pinched the bridge of his nose. He could barely surpass his grunt of annoyance. Thankfully, he quickly came up with a response.

“Which is calculating the shift in our course. Not anything else. I don’t care what else you may think, your job as the damn astrophysicist on this station comes first. I don’t want to die because of the Akatsuki’s planet destroyer, yes, but I also don’t want to die crashing into an asteroid belt.”

“We’re a hundred miles off the danger zone.” Kakashi waved his hand dismissively. “Don’t worry, in two weeks we’ll be the closest we can get to K-NN481. Unlike what you guys think, I do my job as I should. Can’t see why thinking about alien dick would get in the way.”

Asuma just shook his head in resignation and smiled lightly. 

“Well, if you get some weird space STDs, it will.”

Kakashi sent his friend a glare as he swallowed his next bite. 

“His species doesn’t catch any diseases. To be honest, it's pretty convenient. Do you have any idea how often I had to test back in my college days?”

“You could’ve just used condoms, idiot. Or, you know, not fuck around so much?”

Kakashi tried swatting at Asuma who just leaned away from his attempted assault. 

“Give me a break! If I had known what kind of a perfect dick I’d meet in the future, I wouldn’t have wasted my time with anyone on Earth.”

“I don’t think any of us knew we’d land lightyears away from home back then.”

The silver-haired man leaned back in his chair and stretched his arms. He yawned and glanced at the door leading towards the living quarters. He thought back to the two times he’d been dragged through the doorway already and a playful smirk danced on his lips.

“Hope he’s back soon.”

Judging by Asuma’s unamused expression he didn’t share his friend’s sentiment.

“Are we the Akatsuki’s docking station now?” 

“One thing I know for sure is that I can be Obito’s docking station.” Kakashi’s smile widened at his own joke.

Asuma massaged his temples and got up to disable the fire safety system and smoke another cigarette. He knew he’d been smoking a bit too much lately but no one had warned him one of his crewmates would be such a troublemaker.

“Can’t wait for Gai to wake up because I can’t handle you all by myself.”

He shook his head and sat at the control panel, checking all the parameters of the K-NN481 planet for the upcoming expedition. Thankfully Kakashi understood it as a cue to leave his friend alone and they waited for the rest of the crew in comfortable silence.

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Fifteen days passed and Raido only sighed in exasperation as he spotted a fairly familiar space vessel on the radar.

“Get excited, Kakashi,” he grumbled, clearly not happy with the turn of events. They still had a few samples from K-NN481 to examine left. “Your favourite intergalactic warlord is here.”

“Perfect,” was all Raido or the rest of the crew would hear from the silver-haired man, as he was soon out of sight, rushing to his bedroom. 

Gai scratched his head as he kept staring at the door closing behind his friend.

“Is he going to wait until Obito steps in here and threatens to kill us again?”

“Nah, Kakashi would never repeat a trick.” Asuma didn’t take his eyes off the screen, confident enough that this wouldn’t interrupt their work. “He’s got something else up his sleeve. Or up his a-”

“Don’t finish that sentence, please,” Gai pleaded. “So what, do we just tell him Kakashi’s waiting in his bed?”

“Can’t see why it wouldn’t work,” Raido added. “It’s not like Obito cares about us. He’s here just for Kakashi.”

“We really should start thinking about a good explanation to Commander Namikaze about this…” Asuma mumbled, focusing on the data in front of him. “It’s their third visit.”

“And definitely not the last one.”

The Akatsuki were in no hurry to properly dock their ship at the station, knowing that the four humans inhabiting it were no harm to them. The K0N-OH4 crew was outnumbered and overpowered. It was their own fault for refusing any reinforcements but they knew it probably wouldn’t change a thing besides giving the Akatsuki a moving target to practise firing their weapons at.

Half an hour managed to pass before the three men would hear the door leading to the docking station open. At this point only Raido gave the visitors a glance, Gai and Asuma knowing they should just keep doing what they were doing. It wasn’t their business anymore and if the space criminals decided to kill them, nothing they could do or say would save them. Thankfully it wasn’t what the Akatsuki had in plans as Obito stepped in first as usual, assessing the control room with a glance and frowning at the lack of a certain silver-haired man.

Before he could ask, Raido pointed at the door to the right, one that the alien warlord was already familiar with. 

“In his bedroom, I assume.”

Obito huffed and shook his head, directing his steps to where he’d find Kakashi. He seemed significantly less tense than during their last visit. Just as Gai wanted to sigh with relief, they heard a commotion coming from the bay. 

“I’m not spending another hour just sitting idly while you two chit chat with the humans, hm!” A clearly annoyed voice reached the three men before the door opened again. 

Asuma didn’t even bother looking, just letting out a loud, frustrated groan and smashing his head into the keyboard in front of him in resignation. Gai jumped in his seat and patted his fellow crewmate’s back. They all knew it meant they wouldn’t get any work done.

Raido crossed his arms and spun in his chair as he watched the various figures of all shapes, colours and sizes walk into the room. First, it was someone with an irritated scowl and blonde hair much too long, covering half of his face. He was followed by Zetsu, who looked amused enough by his comrade’s annoyance. 

Next came in someone who might as well be mistaken for a red-haired android with how his body was composed of artificial parts - his eyes gave away that he was not a heartless machine, however, but someone who had clearly overdone body enhancements. 

Raido shuddered when he saw the next pair entering the room. The alien on the right looked like his skin was barely containing a mass of wriggling tentacles underneath, the tendrils poking out from his mouth, neck, and every possible joint. And the figure on the left was no better, his black body painted white in patterns that resembled a skeleton, holding a detached arm in his left hand. The human soon realised the alien was holding his own right arm, swinging it loosely without care. 

The last two to walk in was Kisame who pushed forward the possibly most normal-looking figure out of the entire batch. As far as Raido could tell, it had to be a human. The black-haired man crossed his arms and leaned against the wall right next to the door, refusing to go in any further. Kisame didn’t insist, simply laughing in his typical loud manner.

“And to what do we owe this visit?” Asuma finally said as he had no choice but to take in the new company. “Your boss wasn’t satisfied enough with just Zetsu and Kisame watching over us?”

“Judging by how laughably unarmed you three are, just one of us could’ve ruined your stupid station!” The one with skeleton markings pointed at the three men and giggled shrilly. 

“Then please do not wreck this room too hard by just lounging around,” Asuma quipped. “Seriously, we’re a damn research station. Just four humans. No weapons. All we do is examine rocks from the planets of this system. Why the hell are you all here?”

“Why not?” The alien with blonde hair replied. “It’s not like we have anything better to do on our own ship. Even Kakuzu got bored of recounting the loot for the third time last time we were here, hm!”

The alien who looked like a shell for tentacles let out a low grumble, letting the humans know he was the one called Kakuzu. Gai scratched his head before quickly typing away at the keyboard until the faces of all the members of the Akatsuki popped up on the screen.

“Let’s see…” He hummed. “Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Hidan, Kisame and Itachi. Besides Obito already being busy with Kakashi, it seems we’ve only got Konan and Pain missing from here.”

“They prefer watching over our ship.” Deidara shrugged. “Now that we’ve got the stupid introductions out of the way, you better tell me you have something interesting to do, hm!”

“Well…” Asuma walked up to the table in the middle and turned off the hologram of chess pieces. “Is any of you better than Zetsu at 5D chess? If it wasn’t holographic I’m pretty sure he’d have eaten some of the pieces.”

“Anyone’s better than Zetsu at anything that requires a little bit of thinking,” Hidan snorted. 

“Maybe except you,” Kakuzu retorted. 

While the two of them started arguing, Sasori approached Asuma with Deidara following right afterwards.

“You better be a good opponent.” The artificial alien crossed his arms. “I don’t get many opportunities to play but I’m the best in Akatsuki when it comes to strategic thinking.”

“Watching you two play chess will be the death of me,” Deidara grumbled. “But it’s better than whatever the other idiots will be doing.”

And so everyone soon found what they wanted to do, both the K0N-OH4 crew and the Akatsuki getting to kill the time learning something new without the station getting wrecked. 

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Kakashi was resting under his covers with eyes closed. His heart was still pounding hard in his chest and he couldn’t wipe the satisfied smirk off his face. Oh, how he couldn’t wait for Obito to come in and see him. He squeezed his legs, feeling the stickiness between them. For now, the sight was hidden from everyone else but he’d soon be discovered by the alien warlord for sure.

The silver-haired man relaxed in his bed when he heard heavy footsteps down the hallway. Obito was much too big for their human-sized station and he’d always make noise even if he tried walking normally. The doors to Kakashi’s bedroom opened and the human tried his best to not give away that he was awake. 

He heard an amused huff and the mattress soon dipped with the additional weight. The white-haired alien opted for simply watching Kakashi for a while before leaning down and pressing a soft kiss against the human’s forehead. 

Well. That was… Unexpected. The fingers that carded his hair weren’t the usual rough treatment Kakashi had got used to. The silver-haired man felt the tips of his ears heat up in slight embarrassment. But it was a bit too late to go back out of his little scheme. Whatever kind of softness Obito was displaying was about to disappear. 

Kakashi opened his eyes slowly, feigning innocence. He fluttered his eyelashes as he looked at the alien sitting next to him. Obito narrowed his eyes and the gentle smile that he’d been wearing turned into a hungry smirk.

“Wake up, slut,” his voice didn’t carry the usual bite. “I told you to be ready for my return, didn’t I?”

Kakashi faked a yawn and returned the playful smile. He couldn’t wait to see Obito’s reaction to what the human had been up to. If everything went according to the plan, Kakashi could get possibly the roughest, hardest fuck yet. 

Obito grabbed the covers of Kakashi’s bedding and kissed him on the lips as he pulled them off the bed completely. His eyes were too focused on the silver-haired man’s face to notice the sight unfolding from the waist down. But as soon as he climbed over Kakashi completely, his gaze zeroed in on the human’s bottom.

Kakashi couldn’t fight his grin anymore as he watched the alien warlord’s expression slowly change. The smile was suddenly gone, replaced by possibly the closest he’d ever get to shock. And then, he furrowed his eyebrows and his mouth twisted into a scowl. 

The human gasped as two hands gripped his thighs and spread his legs wide suddenly. Obito’s sharp nails dug into the soft flesh and Kakashi hissed in pain. 

“What the fuck is this?” The white-haired alien growled, staring at the mess between Kakashi’s legs. “Did you just… You… You filthy whore.”

The human curled his toes in excitement, seeing the anger unfurl in Obito’s eyes. He was barely holding back from lifting his ass to show off his slicked hole to frustrate the alien further.

“Did I just what?” He sing-sang, getting used to the harsh grip on his thighs. 

“Every fucking time I come here…” Obito was talking through gritted teeth, barely holding back his anger, “... You just make me want to snap your neck.”

“If you do that, you won’t really get to enjoy fucking me anymore, will you?”

The warlord didn’t answer. Instead, he gripped the dildo resting right next to Kakashi’s crotch, assessing the size. The human was proud to get off on the biggest one from his collection, knowing it was bigger than Obito’s cock. He watched as the alien’s grip tightened until the nails dug into the silicone, cutting through it. The insides of the toy were cracking, though before it could be completely broken, Obito tossed it aside.

He was staring at the mess of cum and lube on Kakashi’s stomach, crotch and dripping out of his hole. He didn’t say anything for a while, letting the human get impatient. 

“How many times?” He eventually spoke again, with a low voice that demanded full submission. “How many times did you make yourself cum with this pathetic substitute?”

“Oh, don’t worry,” Kakashi chuckled. “Just once. So feel free to try to wring out two m-”

Obito’s hand was over his throat in a second, pressing down on his windpipe so hard the silver-haired man’s heart skipped a beat in anxiety. But the alien didn’t mean him much harm, it was a wordless way to tell him to shut up.

“I know exactly what to do with you.” After a while, Obito lifted his hand, allowing Kakashi to breathe again. 

The alien pulled Kakashi by the legs so that his ass met Obito’s crotch. The silver-haired man made a curious noise, wondering just how far he’d pushed the warlord. Obito pulled his cock out and without skipping a beat, aligned the tip with Kakashi’s slicked hole.

“If you’re such an impatient slut, then there’s just one thing you’re good for.” Obito pushed his cock all the way into the human, not caring about the way Kakashi writhed at the sudden intrusion. 

Although he’d been stretched fairly well, and there was enough lube over his rim and inner walls, Kakashi had been fucking himself with the dildo rather slowly. Obito’s cock stretched him all at once, filling him up all the way. But aside from that one motion, he remained still.

“So what is it- nnghaaa…” 

Obito knew his timing well, how and when to take Kakashi’s member into his hold to make his words melt into a moan. He started with a few fast strokes that covered only half of the length. 

“You’ll be my cockwarmer, you human whore.” The white-haired alien narrowed his eyes, carefully watching the way Kakashi’s head pressed into the pillows and how he closed his eyes in pleasure. “You just wanted to make me angry. Cheeky, foolish whore. I told you, you have to earn to be fucked by me.”

“It… It didn’t take a lot… Last time…” The human still wore a satisfied smirk on his face. He was biting back some of the moans as his cock was given special attention. 

“Your tricks are getting boring,” Obito scoffed. His hips remained still and he was now working his fingers over Kakashi’s entire shaft. He would squeeze at the base and rub over the slit, keeping the strokes firm and rhythmic. “Perhaps you’re a much better toy to use without fucking into you.”

The silver-haired man felt he was brought to orgasm fast and he couldn’t resist wriggling, hoping to get some kind of movement going. But with his current position, it was difficult to make Obito’s cock inside of him move so it would graze over his sweet spot. He whined, unable to get himself off any more than with what the alien provided.

“Y-you know it feels... Mmmngh… Better… When you fuck me…” Kakashi tried putting up his best daring look. But Obito was unfazed by his efforts, continuously jerking him off. He gave no verbal response, focusing his gaze back on the silver-haired man’s crotch.

Kakashi’s cock twitched, so close to release. He wondered if Obito’s strategy was to make him cum over and over again, turning him into a whimpering mess of drool, tears and cum. The thought alone was so hot it brought him even closer to the edge. But as Kakashi was to experience the second orgasm for the day, Obito’s hand moved right towards his balls and he gripped tight enough to stop him from releasing.

Kakashi twisted his fingers into his sheets and arched his back as a dry orgasm rippled through him, making him cry out a broken moan. He sobbed, unable to get the full satisfaction, with his member angrily throbbing in the alien’s hold.

“Whenever you want to cum, you clench down on my cock so tightly… So well, warm, just right.” Obito’s lips curled into a wry smile. “Let’s see how you do it again. And again. Until you can’t do it anymore, until you cry and beg.”

Kakashi’s head was spinning from the intensity of the stimulation. And yet before he could get a hold on reality, Obito was stroking his cock mercilessly again. The human’s legs jerked involuntarily, trying to close. But the warlord’s body seated between his thighs were preventing Kakashi from escaping his torture. 

“N-no, fuck… Fuck I need to- Aaagh!”

The second time the orgasm was building up it came to him much faster. His inner muscles were betraying just how close he was and Obito knew exactly when to grip the base of Kakashi’s cock to not give him the satisfaction of a release.

“Fuck, you feel much better now. Do you have anything to say, you slut?”

Kakashi couldn’t even get one word out and his cock was already getting tugged on once more. He was mewling under Obito’s touch, trying to grasp at the hand torturing his member. The alien warlord just pinned both of Kakashi’s wrists above his head and kept going, unbothered by the human writhing under him.

“You want to cum?” Obito leant down so he could growl into Kakashi’s ear when the human let out a high-pitched whine after the third denied orgasm. “Then admit no one else can fuck you like I do.”

The silver-haired man took a few shallow, quick breaths and whimpered when his cock wasn’t given any reprieve. But he still found enough willpower to shake his head, to refuse to comply.

“H… Haa… Y-you’re just an ave-average fuck… D-don’t think it’s… Enough…!”

“Hm, still not enough?” Obito huffed. “A good cockwarmer should know when to keep his mouth shut.”

He decided to put his other hand to better use, letting go of Kakashi’s wrists. The human couldn’t do much besides a light shove against the alien’s shoulders, anyway. Obito continued edging Kakashi, though now adding the silver-haired man’s nipples to the parts of his body he was torturing.

He softly pinched the right nub, then the left. He flicked it and rolled it between his fingers. Obito groaned as Kakashi’s hole was clenching harder on him. The waves of pleasure that kept rolling through the human’s body were unbearable. The heat coiling in his stomach burned for the release that he was denied over and over again.

“Please, fuck… fuck me!” Kakashi cried when yet another unsatisfying, dry orgasm surged through him. He tried grasping Obito’s spines, pulling on them. But the alien was unforgiving, deaf to his sobbing.

“Then say who else can fuck you like this,” the warlord just repeated in a low voice, keeping his hold on Kakashi’s cock until it would calm down enough for another round of strokes. 

The silver-haired man could keep refusing only until the next ruined orgasm. Something inside of him finally broke and he knew he couldn’t take it any longer. When Obito asked once more, Kakashi finally cried out the answer the alien was waiting for.

“Obito…!” Kakashi moaned loudly, trying to move his hips downwards and once again unable to get any results. 

“What?” Obito growled, staring at the human’s eyes filled with tears of pleasure.

“O-only you… Can fuck me like that! Nnngh…!”

As if that lifted some sort of a spell, the white-haired warlord pulled his hips away to slam right back into Kakashi. It was just one hard thrust but at that point, it was enough to make the human mewl in ecstasy. 

“Who owns your pathetic whore body?” 

Another thrust made Kakashi’s eyes go wide open. It pushed right into his prostate and he felt the head of Obito’s cock slide further along his walls. The moan that ripped out of his throat was closer to a scream now.

“O-Obito!”

“Who can turn you into a crying mess for cock?” Obito’s voice was bordering on predatory, as though he couldn’t wait to sink his teeth into Kakashi, to rip him apart. He was filled with lust, fucking into the soft and pliant flesh under him for his pleasure, chasing the release he’d been holding off for the sake of teaching the human a lesson.

“Y-you, Obito-!”

“Who’s the only one you’ll spread your legs shamelessly for?” As the warlord asked that, he lifted Kakashi’s legs, pressing his knees towards the human’s chest. He could get a better angle to fuck into him, now his thrust without stopping. He was close with how Kakashi had been squeezing around him. He made sure to keep one hand on the silver-haired man’s cock, so they’d finally get to cum together.

“Obito! Obito, Obito!”

Kakashi was tossing and turning his head, crying for the orgasm that still couldn’t hit him. He wasn’t even sure if he was capable of repeating anything else besides the alien’s name mixed between desperate moans. He didn’t even know how loud his screams of pleasure were, though they had to be satisfying enough for Obito to fuck so hard into him.

“That’s… Right… You… Fucking… Whore!” 

Obito threw his head back and howled as he came right into Kakashi’s heat. The human screamed until his throat was sore, spraying his seed all over his chest, completely messing him up and completing the look of an utterly wrecked slut. They both were panting heavily, unmoving for even an inch, save for their chests rapidly rising and falling. 

The white-haired alien rested his head against Kakashi’s pillow before slowly lowering the human’s legs into a less cramped position. A few moments went by before Kakashi was the first one to make a sound, his entire body shaking with laughter. 

“F… fuck…” he rasped out. “And you said I wouldn’t make you angry anymore…”

“It’s the first… And the last time I let you jerk off on your own.” Obito couldn’t muster a warning tone. “Next time you try to pull this off, the consequences won’t be so pleasant.”

“You say you won’t fuck me… And in the end, you always do.”

The alien warlord groaned and slowly got up to pull out his softening cock. He stared at the complete mess Kakashi was and after a slow blink, he smiled.

“You got on my nerves only because I brought something for you.”

Kakashi was too exhausted to move, so he opted for just raising an eyebrow and humming with curiosity. Obito reached to the right side of the bed and he was soon holding something that looked like a tiny comb with silver chains hanging from it. He slid it into Kakashi’s hair and huffed with a wry smile.

“I originally thought it would just be a gift but whores like you don’t deserve gifts. So this is proof that you belong to me now. Understood?”

The human touched the hairpin and felt his cheeks heat up with something else than just post-sex exhaustion. 

“Well… Thank you?” Kakashi chuckled. He… really hadn’t expected that. 

“For what?” Obito kept smiling, though his expression was a bit softer. “For claiming your body exclusively for myself? You’re that happy to be my bitch, huh?”

The silver-haired man let out a tiny whimper, too embarrassed by what was happening. He’d somehow been prepared for getting his brains fucked out but not for a simple gift from the warlord.

“I better not see you without this hairpin from now on,” Obito lowered his voice, murmuring into Kakashi’s ear. “I have a fair share of ideas how to punish you without you taking even an ounce of pleasure out of it.”

The human felt a shudder run down his spine and his legs closed just a little. He couldn’t lie, the white-haired alien’s voice did things to his body. 

Obito opted for leaving a kiss on his forehead and laid next to him, watching Kakashi closely.

“Pretty little whore,” he said in a hushed tone. “All mine to cry and shake under me.”

The silver-haired man didn’t even have to ask for Obito to pull him in for a hug, so they’d both recover after the rough sex.

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Kakashi wore that hairpin too proudly for his friends’ liking. Once the Akatsuki spaceship left the Kusa system, he waltzed out of his room with a sly grin on his face.

“Well, guess who’s just lost the ownership of his body!” He chirped as he pointed at the new accessory.

Raido made a very clear gesture of slowly running his hand down his face before glaring at the silver-haired man. 

“We’ve heard you screaming ‘Obito, Obito, Obito!’ all the way here. Once again I want to ask, just what the hell did you do but I don’t think I want to know the answer.”

“This is getting concerning,” Gai added. “I mean, it is, right? At some point, it’s going to get out of control.”

“It was never in our or Kakashi’s control,” Asuma barked out a humourless laugh. “But what can we do?”

“Loosen up.” The silver-haired man shrugged. “It’s not that bad. I get my brains fucked out, you get to hang out with some new people. It’s a win-win.”

He got a collective groan in response. But in the end, Gai, Asuma and Raido accepted the changes to their schedules fairly quickly. They had no word in the Akatsuki’s regular visits, so they at least tried finding something good about them. 

Asuma found a worthy opponent in chess and other strategic games in Sasori, while Deidara constantly switched sides on who to cheer on. Although the alien with mouths on his hands was there more for the chaos and to laugh at whoever was losing. If he’d get too annoying, Asuma just had to puff smoke from his cigarettes his way. 

Gai, Kisame and Hidan seemed to have a weird competition on who could be the loudest. The topics they discussed ranged from how to skin every species in the galaxy to which of them made the most durable pets. Gai managed to sit through a lecture on why humans were good candidates for a pet only to launch his own speech about tortoises. Kisame didn’t add as much to the discussions as Hidan, listening to them mostly for laughs. 

Raido was left with the complete opposites for companions for a conversation. While Zetsu’s knowledge about the worth of minerals was close to nothing, Kakuzu could hold a decent discussion about that. Though the problem was that he was pretty quiet, his voice sounded like a barely held back hostility. Zetsu’s shrill and irritating voice was apparently compensating for that. 

Most of the time Raido had to make sure the plant-like alien wouldn’t accidentally change their course, although he was convinced Zetsu tried to do it on purpose. He internally thanked Kakashi for doing his job as intended and locking the coordinates so that no one could manipulate them. 

Sometimes the K0N-OH4 crew tried to strike up a conversation with Itachi. Being the only human in the Akatsuki, he stayed away from talking to them rather stubbornly. Though once Gai found out Itachi had used to be a pilot in the Earth fleet, he couldn’t stay quiet for too long. 

Overall, it turned out to be just as Kakashi said - a win-win scenario for everyone. The Akatsuki crew was starved for a break from each other, too. What was curious about Obito that Gai, Raido and Asuma managed to get a wind of, was that he spent more time considering what kind of loot to take from the ships and stations they attacked. They quickly noticed just what it meant when Kakashi kept showing off the gifts he’d receive. Sometimes it was more jewellery, sometimes revealing pieces of clothing, and sometimes things they begged Kakashi to not show them. 

Their crewmate was slowly changing his attitude, too. Although Kakashi kept up the playful behaviour, talking about how fun it was to annoy Obito, his secret smiles and longing looks were getting too obvious. 

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His friends’ suspicions would eventually be solidified. They didn’t even count which visit of Obito was it anymore. The alien warlord didn’t care about them anyway. So much so, that when he strolled into the control room, he pinned Kakashi against the table and started kissing him breathless.

“I-I think I don’t want to be a part of this,” Gai stuttered and was the first one to get up. 

“They’re not… Not here, right?” Raido lamented, though he soon followed when he saw Obito slide his hand under Kakashi’s shirt. 

“Of course you two are going to fuck here!” Asuma’s groan was the last sentence that announced their departure from the control room. Though neither Kakashi nor Obito was listening. 

The silver-haired man figured Obito must’ve ordered his own crew to stay on their ship. That, or Kakashi was going to get fucked in front of the Akatsuki. But when there was no other background noise besides the usual mechanical humming of the station, he figured no one really wanted that kind of a show. 

The white-haired alien always kissed so hungrily. He wanted to leave Kakashi panting and red-faced from the lack of oxygen before undressing him. But as usual, he was impatient for more. The human’s clothes were soon tossed onto the floor and he was sucking on fingers pushed into his mouth while Obito’s tongue worked over his nipples.

Kakashi obediently wrapped his legs around Obito’s waist as he was pushed onto the table and tried his best to grind onto the warlord’s crotch. He moaned when his ass successfully met Obito’s cock still trapped under his tattered pants. 

“My pretty whore wants my cock?” The white-haired alien murmured in a husky tone. When Kakashi nodded, he added, “then beg.”

As soon as Obito’s fingers were out of his throat and teasing his rim, the silver-haired man was putting on his best show. He squirmed and moaned how much he’d missed the fullness only Obito’s cock could provide. 

A lot had changed in the past few months, although Kakashi didn’t drop his bratty attitude fully. He just knew when to be a little disobedient, and when Obito was in a good mood and to follow his lead. Besides, being on his best behaviour meant being called Obito’s pretty thing, and that awakened something in Kakashi.

Just a few minutes of getting fingered and thrashing under the most intense prostate massage of his life, Kakashi felt the tip of Obito’s cock at his entrance. The alien pushed it in whole, knowing that the silver-haired man loved any kind of pace he’d set. 

Kakashi grabbed into Obito’s spines to pull himself up and kiss him again when he heard the sound he had never expected to hear while getting his brains fucked out by the alien warlord.

He craned his head back to catch the portrait of Commander Namikaze on the screen, indicating there was an incoming transmission.

“Oh?” Obito stopped his thrusts and his mouth split into a devilish grin. “What now, Kakashi? Gonna ignore your human Commander?”

“Ah- F-fuck, no, j-just…” Kakashi wasn’t even sure what to do, his body shook with anticipation to be ruined on the white-haired alien’s cock. He couldn’t even think rationally. 

Obito decided to make the choice for him, as he leaned down and pushed one of the buttons in the middle of the table.

“Let’s not be rude, say hi,” he chuckled as the screens flashed and changed into a live feed from the Earth Fleet Headquarters.

Kakashi’s mind kicked into a completely panicked state. He didn’t have any sort of exhibitionism kink and he definitely did not want Commander Namikaze to watch him get fucked by a notorious space criminal. He threw his arm back and managed to find the button to redirect the transmission to the living quarters. But it was still one second too late, he had caught the glimpse of Minato’s flabbergasted face.

“W-what the fuck did y- Ah!”

Obito looked as unfazed as ever, now lifting him completely off the table. Kakashi had to hold onto him without anything else supporting him, feeling the way he sank deeper on the alien’s cock. 

“How dare you get distracted,” the white-haired warlord huffed. “I see I need to properly fuck all coherency out of you.”

He slid his arms under Kakashi’s legs and gripped the human’s ass. The silver-haired man hissed as Obito’s nails dug into his flesh and soon Obito was pistoning his hips, angling his cock right into his prostate. Whatever had just transpired was soon forgotten and Kakashi was mewling and drooling, used like some sort of a fucktoy.

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Gai, Asuma and Raido were all in their own rooms, although the doors were all open for them to freely talk if needed. They had noise-cancelling headphones at hand in case Kakashi’s latest sexual adventure would get out of hand. 

“Did you see the way Kakashi looks at that fucker now?” Asuma huffed.

“Like what?” Raido half-shouted.

“Like a love-struck puppy!”

“You think he caught feelings?” It was Gai’s turn to ask.

“Fuck if I know. He rants about him enough as it is.”

They didn’t foresee that they’d be receiving a transmission, however.

“Gai, go pick it up,” Asuma grumbled from his bed, too busy bouncing a ball against the opposite wall.

Gai set the book he was reading aside and got up but by the time he left his room, the beeping sound ceased. He raised an eyebrow and approached the terminal in the corridor, only to stop frozen in tracks.

“Oh… Oh shit,” he mumbled.

“What?” Raido peeked out of his room, curious about what happened.

“T… They picked it up.”

That was enough for Asuma and Raido to be immediately right next to Gai, in time for the three of them to see who the transmission was from and for the call to be redirected to their terminal.

They were met with Minato’s face nearly entirely covered by his hand and a disturbed expression hidden behind it. 

“Uhm. C-commander Namikaze. Hello.” Asuma cleared his throat. He already felt the second-hand embarrassment making him blush like an idiot. 

The three of them knew perfectly well what kind of sight the Commander must’ve just seen. There was no use playing dumb but they chose to wait for him to speak.

Minato’s hand slowly slid down his face, revealing drawn-in eyebrows and closed eyes that upon opening made the Commander look as though he hadn’t slept in three days.

“May I know what’s… No.” Minato let out a prolonged, tired sigh. “How long has it been going on?”

“... Half a year, I think,” Raido answered, truthfully. 

“For the past six months, you’ve had regular visits from the Akatsuki.”

“Yes.”

The blonde man pinched his nose. Asuma barely suppressed a laugh. This entire situation was too bizarre. 

“When I last called, I knew you were hiding something. So this is Kakashi’s so-called quick thinking and negotiations?”

That was enough to make Asuma actually snort. He quickly apologised, although the smile refused to leave his face now.

“I really wish we had a better explanation!” Gai couldn’t come up with anything to control the situation. “But… Well, they wanted to destroy the station one way or another and-”

“And Kakashi convinced Obito Uchiha to instead have sex with him?” Minato wasn’t finding it funny in the slightest. “Do you think I’m stupid?”

“They have a planet destroyer attached to the spaceship, what were we supposed to do, sir?” Raido’s voice sounded teary but his mind was as empty as his crewmates’.

“Let me understand it.” The Commander rubbed his eyes and stared into the screen again. “Half a year ago, the Akatsuki visited the Kusa system, wanting to test their planet destroyer. They decided to aim at the K0N-OH4 station but by some miracle, Kakashi offered his body instead, and they left you alone. Then, they returned over and over again, threatening you, and Kakashi kept distracting their leader with sex?”

“Actually, there were no threats after the first visit,” Gai blurted out.

“Obito Uchiha just sort of… Kakashi is his… H-how do I call it…” Raido wanted to help but his mind was drawing a blank as well.

“A whore!” Asuma finally shouted out, unable to take the awkward tension. “Kakashi is his whore now! There, I said it! And we can’t do anything about it, so we’re just pretending to be friends with the rest of the Akatsuki because it’s either that or listening to Kakashi scream Obito’s name between his moans!”

At that point, all four men looked ready to cry in defeat. Minato placed his face in both of his hands and silence filled the air. They all needed a solid minute to process the exchange of information that had just happened. 

“... What am I to do now?” The Commander looked to his side. “Do I send a new scientist over there and dismiss Kakashi for disciplinary reasons…”

“To be honest…” Raido rubbed the back of his neck. “Kakashi’s… still doing his job. Everything he has to do. T-this is just… Monthly… Distractions?”

“Distractions,” Minato parroted with a serious face.

“Well… We’re kind of… Safe from the Akatsuki that way…?”

“I’m not sure if you’re trying to convince me that we’ve stationed four idiots together or if this idiocy is rubbing off on me.” 

“Please, sir, we’re fine the way it is.” Asuma wasn’t believing the things that were coming out of his mouth. “I swear, if anything goes wrong, or if we need a replacement, we will call.”

“If anything goes wrong, we’re going to lose K0N-OH4 without a warning,” Minato replied curtly. “I’m not sure what is the best course of action here… But I’m going to trust you.”

“Thank you, Commander.” 

When Minato’s face disappeared from the screen, the three men looked at one another. They all looked dejected enough. They chose to give Kakashi and Obito an hour before they’d return to the control room and give them both an earful. 

Chapter Text

“Oh for fuck’s sake, are you still at it-” Asuma groaned as he was the first one to step into the control room. Gai, who was right behind him, covered his eyes when he caught a glimpse of Kakashi’s still very much naked body.

Obito didn’t spare them even a glance, continuing to leave soft kisses over the silver-haired man’s face. Kakashi was giggling, though he limited his writhing to a minimum. His clothes laid scattered on the floor next to the table he was leaning against. He had one leg draped around the alien’s hips the position of his ass was a clear indication that Obito’s cock was still buried deep in him. They weren’t fucking anymore, taking a breather after a surely intense session.

“Mmm… You’re so sweet, want to continue?” Obito murmured against Kakashi’s reddened skin, covered with love bites.

“Maybe let’s spare them the sight,” the silver-haired man said with half-lidded eyes, smiling lazily. “Round two in my bedroom?”

The alien warlord took it as the definite answer and his hands gripped Kakashi’s ass as he lifted him. The human yelped and laughed again. He had nothing against warming Obito’s cock on the way and Asuma, Gai and Raido averted his gazes as the naked pair walked past them.

“When the hell is our next shipment of supplies,” Asuma hissed through his teeth once Obito and Kakashi were out of sight. “I need my smokes.”

“Did you see Kakashi’s face, though?” Raido asked when they all sat at their respective seats. 

“I was making an effort to not look at him,” Gai sighed. “But yeah, I noticed.”

“See? Those puppy eyes he’s making whenever that fucking alien is in the room.” Asuma huffed. “He’s been making that face for the past two or three visits.”

“We seriously need to do something about it,” Raido mumbled and loaded up the documents he’d been working on when Obito had arrived. “Before Kakashi gets hurt.”

“He doesn’t seem to care about us getting hurt,” Asuma retorted but eventually nodded. “But… I guess so. That is if that idiot admits to it.”

They quickly got back to work, forgetting about the time. Before they knew it, Obito and Kakashi were back, this time thankfully both of them walking on their own feet and clothed. The alien made sure to give the silver-haired man one last, long and deep kiss before parting and walking towards the docking bay with a prideful smirk. 

Kakashi sighed dreamily when Obito was out of sight and chuckled when the other three men turned in their seats to glare at him.

“What is happening to you?” Gai asked with concern. 

“Nothing.” The silver-haired man shrugged. “The dick is just that good.”

“It’s called catching feelings,” Asuma mumbled and rolled his eyes. “So what, are you two now dating?”

“What? … No?” Kakashi chuckled nervously as he sat down at his keyboard. “We just fuck for fun. I thought that much was obvious.”

“What’s obvious is that you’re in love with him.” Raido pointed at his friend. “Does Obito know or is he too blind for that?”

“I-I’m not… Guys, stop,” Kakashi whined. “I said, it’s just about him fucking the shit out of me and I happen to enjoy it.”

“Oh, and long, deep kisses, sighing longingly and staring off into space thinking about him is a part of this fucking?” Asuma crossed his arms. 

The silver-haired man sputtered, trying to form an answer. He had no good comebacks and an honest blush spread over his face. When the three other crew members kept looking at him, waiting for the confession, he pouted.

“What do you guys want from me?”

“This is an intervention,” Gai explained. “You’re so deep in love with him and we don’t even know if all he sees in you is a fucktoy to abandon when he gets bored.”

“No way!” Kakashi waved his hand dismissively. “I’m too good for that. He lo-”

He paused, thinking about what he wanted to say. The flash of worry on his face didn’t go unnoticed.

“See? You’re not even sure what he thinks about you. You’re going to only get hurt if you don’t talk to him.”

“We don’t talk, we fuck!” Kakashi shouted defensively. “... And okay, he sees me as a whore, nothing else. I think.”

“Dude, we know he has no other whores. So you’re like the whore.” Asuma flicked a  burned-out cigarette he found on his desk into the trash chute. “The other guys from the Akatsuki are sure of it.”

“Are you trying to tell me he’s actually into me, then?” Kakashi raised an eyebrow. 

“This is why you have to talk to Obito!” Gai butted in. “How hard can it be to ask?”

The silver-haired man got uneasy. He squirmed in his seat, his shoulders slouching. 

“He… He doesn’t do that stuff. He probably enjoys fucking me with no consequences and doesn’t think of feelings.”

The collective groan from his crewmates made Kakashi shoot them all a confused look.

“And that hairpin you wear so proudly is supposed to be proof of absolutely no consequences? Or nearly announcing it to the Earth fleet Commander himself that you two fuck on a regular basis?” Asuma had to pinch his nose. 

“If you don’t ask him on the next visit, I will,” Raido said. His tone didn’t indicate that he was serious about it, although the frustration with Kakashi grew in him just as much as it did in Gai and Asuma.

“S-so what, you just want me to be like, ‘Hey, Obito, I want to be more than just a fucktoy to you’?” Kakashi tried to laugh it off but couldn’t. He opted for a wry smile.

“I think ‘I love you’ will suffice too,” Gai replied. When the silver-haired man looked at the other two crew members, they gave him light shrugs.

“It’s never going to work,” Kakashi groaned. He couldn’t focus on his work at all, his mind wracking over how he’d confess to the alien warlord.

“Is it because you’re not sure whether he’d say the same thing?” 

“Sure would be easier to shoot that shot if I knew he wouldn’t laugh it off the second I say that.” He wasn’t even sure who he was replying to. Not that it mattered, all three men were on the same boat.

“Then we just have to make him show that he does care for you?” Gai pondered. “Not that it’s going to be easy… But nothing is impossible if it’s for the good of our friend!”

“I don’t think we can make the worst criminal in the galaxy just bring Kakashi a bouquet of flowers and get on one knee,” Asuma snorted.

“Maybe just stay out of this, then. I’m perfectly fine where I am,” Kakashi mumbled and cracked his fingers. He’d been sitting idly at his keyboard for too long. Perhaps he’d just lied but he was sure if he could distract himself with work, he’d forget about the uneasiness building up in his stomach.

The silver-haired man was aware of the two or three secret meetings that happened without his input on the station. He almost busted Gai, Asuma and Raido talking about his relationship with Obito in the living quarters once but they quickly rushed him back to the control room. They were clearly plotting something and he wasn’t allowed to hear the details just yet.

It all would come clean in just a week, though, when they received a warning from the B.I.N.G.O. network. Raido was the one to read it and his initial reaction was a loud groan.

“Not Danzo again,” he read the details out loud for his crewmates. “He’s stirring up some trouble in the nearby systems.”

“Doesn’t he have that poisonous alien as his bodyguard?” Asuma looked at the screen Raido was staring at. 

“Torune, yeah. And Fuu, one of those damn mind snatchers.”

“Just great. Are they coming for us?” 

“Unless they have some weapon of mass destruction to test out, I don’t think so,” Kakashi joined in. “They’re usually after new recruits to the Root, right?”

“What if they think they’re in need of some scientists?” Gai put away the rock sample he’d been holding.

“Then one of us has to say goodbye to the rest,” Asuma shrugged. “I’m pretty sure they can find more capable scientists elsewhere. Hardly anyone would come here, let’s be honest.”

“Unless…” Raido mumbled, suddenly staring more intently at the screen. “Maybe Commander Namikaze was right…”

“What do you mean?” Asuma pushed himself away from the keyboard, shooting his friend a curious look. Gai and Kakashi were staring at Raido with equal interest.

“Well, maybe he did station four idiots together,” Raido chuckled. “I think the perfect opportunity for Kakashi’s coming our way.”

The silver-haired man raised an eyebrow. “What the hell are you talking about?”

He received no response at first, although he noticed that Raido’s smile was contagious enough for Asuma to break into a grin. Gai simply let out a chuckle.

“So… You want to know whether Obito feels the same way about you, right?” Asuma spun around and faced Kakashi. 

“What the…?! Why are you bringing that up now?” Kakashi furrowed his eyebrows.

“We have a plan.”

“Before Asuma shares, just know that I do not fully support you getting kidnapped,” Gai made his point which only perplexed Kakashi more.

“Kidnapped?!”

“Gai, come on! Don’t spoil it!” Raido got up and smacked his friend’s shoulder. 

“We’re going to use the good old damsel in distress strategy.”

Asuma’s grin was unsettling Kakashi. Both of his eyebrows were drawn up and he stared at the trio looking at him.

“You see, we know Obito’s going to visit soon. We’ll lure Danzo here and once his lackeys take you for whatever reason they want, we’ll tell Obito you got kidnapped. He’s going to come after you, rescue his precious whore, and that’ll confirm that he cares about you!”

“This is insane,” Kakashi breathed out. “And w-what if he doesn’t?”

“I’m going to track the ship that takes you,” Raido pointed at the map on his screen. “If Obito doesn’t follow you, we’ll contact Commander Namikaze immediately and the Earth Fleet will send a rescue mission after you.”

“And what makes you think I’ll just… play along?” The silver-haired man crossed his arms. 

“Kakashi, we all know how much you want to find out how Obito feels about you. And you’ll get yourself a nice adventure while we’re at it.”

Silence fell in the control room. Kakashi mulled over his friends’ words, turning in his chair to stare blankly at his keyboard. He absent-mindedly fiddled with the hairpin on the left side of his head, twirling the thin silver chains between his fingers. 

“... Fine. So what do we do first, contact Danzo that there’s a willing victim just waiting for him?”

“Well… We don’t have everything planned out. Won’t hurt to try, though?” 

Seeing Gai’s sheepish smile, Kakashi groaned and shook his head in disbelief. 

“If I die because of it… Obito’s going to skin the three of you alive.”

“We’ve gotten used to you putting our lives on the line for that dick.”

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Luck had it that Danzo was indeed looking for someone smarter than a rock. There was only so many mindless slaves he could capture to use for producing weapons and space jets for his private army before the Root found itself at a shortage of brainpower. 

The K0N-OH4 crew put up such a good act of not wanting to let anyone go that they wished they could get an Oscar for the performance. Although Kakashi’s lines of refusal were a bit lacking in desperation, Fuu and Torune were fooled by the underlying tone of excitement nonetheless. 

Kakashi had mentioned he’d be getting some pretty good dicking down after the rescue. So once Raido made sure he had the coordinates of Danzo’s ship constantly tracked on his screen, the remaining three crew members could relax. At least only momentarily, as they’d soon get another visit from the black spacecraft belonging to the Akatsuki.

“You know…” Asuma interrupted the silence as he fiddled with the drinks dispenser. “If this fails, someone has to contact Commander Namikaze…”

They shared meaningful looks.

“Not it!” The three of them screamed almost simultaneously. 

In the end, Asuma sighed and watched the mix of coffee and whiskey pour into the cup. He hadn’t meant to drink exactly that.

“Yeah, let’s hope this shit works out.”

“It has to. Where else will Obito find such a perfect whore?”

“Why did we get used to calling Kakashi a whore?” Gai pouted, still adamant about defending his friend’s honour.

“Because he wears that title proudly?” Raido answered. 

“For now just make sure to not lose the signal, okay?” Asuma waved in the direction of the screen displaying a map of the nearby systems. “Or else Obito will rip us a new one.”

“Literally,” Gai snorted.

“To fuck us instead of Kakashi?”

Raido’s addition to the joke made the three of them roar with laughter. The mood of the station remained lighthearted until the black spaceship docked. 

As always, Obito strolled into the control room with a light smirk dancing on his lips, surely anticipating his next meeting with Kakashi - something the latter managed to stay ignorant of for long enough. The alien warlord can’t have expected to see three humans in a state of disarray.

“Where is Kakashi?” He asked but received no response. And so, Obito ignored their existence and instead just walked towards the sleeping quarters. 

Gai sent Asuma and Raido a questioning look and Asuma simply nodded his head to let Obito do whatever he wanted. He’d quickly notice that Kakashi was gone, after all. Surely enough, a few minutes later they heard the doors hiss and the alien was wearing a disgruntled expression.

“Where the fuck is Kakashi?” Obito growled at the remaining crewmembers of the station. “Is he playing another hide-and-seek game with me?”

“W-well…” Raido chuckled nervously. Unlike the encounter with Danzo, right now they really felt nervous. Obito had a much worse reputation than the leader of Root. “He… Uhm.”

They had practised it a few times but facing the real deal now, the anxiety was getting the better of him. Raido glanced at Asuma for help, as his friend never had any issues with being blunt.

“Kakashi was kidnapped.” Like ripping off a bandaid, Asuma said, although he closed his eyes. He didn’t want to see the alien’s initial reaction.

Gai was the one left to watch as Obito’s brows slowly lowered and drifted closer to each other. The white-haired warlord’s mismatched eyes narrowed and he glared at Gai, who still apparently had enough audacity to maintain eye contact.

“What,” Obito spat out in a tone so low it was normally reserved only for Kakashi’s ears.

“We were invaded and Kakashi was taken as a captive,” Asuma added. He only waited for the sound of the big round table snapping in half. 

Gai had to restrain himself from smiling, something that Obito could interpret the wrong way given the situation. Humans didn’t always have the best reactions when it came to being under stress. So all he could do was watch whether Obito would smash their furniture or equipment into pieces.

The white-haired alien showed much more restraint than they were willing to give him credit for. 

“And you pieces of trash just let that happen?”

“I thought it was obvious by now that we have absolutely no means of defence,” Asuma huffed. “We’re just a research station.”

“Then where the fuck is he now?” Obito’s voice got louder at being talked back to. “Where the fuck is Kakashi?!”

“It was the Root,” Raido cut in. “We managed to keep a track of their ship-”

“Send the data over right fucking now to the Akatsuki ship! You inferior worms!” The white-haired alien hissed. “You should’ve put your own useless lives on the line!”

Asuma barely suppressed a groan of frustration. They suspected Obito did care for Kakashi but they didn’t think he saw their lives as completely worthless compared to his precious whore. They decided to not argue and Raido quickly transferred the coordinates to the ship in the docking bay.

Obito marched out fuming with anger, grumbling something about pathetic inferior species. The three humans stared at each other with dumbfounded expressions. That certainly was not an exchange they could’ve expected. 

With how quickly the Akatsuki ship left the docking bay, it nearly damaged the cranes and grapplers equipped on the station. All three men looked at the black spacecraft fly out of the system nearly full-speed. 

Asuma was the first one to burst out laughing. Gai and Raido quickly followed, almost tearing up with how hard they were laughing. 

“Holy fuck! And Kakashi had any doubts!”

“I can’t believe it worked!”

“I give him less than three days before Obito gets Kakashi back from the Root!”

“Three days?” Asuma grinned and pointed at Gai who had just made the suggestion. “He’s going to get Kakashi back in a day!”

They continued laughing until they noticed Raido quieted down. Gai friendly slapped him on the shoulder but then saw the concern on his friend’s face.

“What’s wrong?” Asuma asked with a raised eyebrow.

“I-I… Lost him.”

“Huh?”

“I lost Kakashi’s signal.”

K0N-OH4’s control room was silent again for a while. Raido kept staring at the screen where the pulsating dot had been just a moment ago, now without any response.

“Let’s fucking hope he finds him. That, or we’re in dire need of lightspeed-level thrusters on the station to disappear from this part of the galaxy.”

They knew the right course of action would be to contact Commander Namikaze and request a rescue mission. None of them was brave enough to admit to the idiotic plan they’d hatched together, however.

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“He’s awfully happy.”

“Well, maybe he doesn’t understand the position he’s in yet.”

“Oh, he’s very much aware of that. That’s why I don’t get why he’s weirdly excited.”

Kakashi was sitting on the floor of the cockpit of the small space jet belonging to the Root. His wrists were bound with laser shackles behind his back, and his ankles were in a similar state, preventing him from getting up or moving around. Both Fuu and Torune kept glancing at him, the former obviously more focused on their captive as being capable of reading minds.

The silver-haired man was a bit giddy, thinking about his rescue. He wondered what Obito would do, how he’d track the Root down for Kakashi. But a whole day passed, his arms were getting numb, and the doubts came. He knew he couldn’t predict when exactly the alien warlord would visit K0N-OH4 again. But he was hoping it would be soon. And so he kept annoying his captors with his on and off mood. Sometimes he was getting hopeful and squirmish, the other times he was quiet and reserved. It sure left even the mind-reading alien confused.

Yet Kakashi couldn’t remain indifferent when he heard the dark purple-skinned toxic alien murmur the name “Akatsuki” angrily. His head perked up in curiosity and he saw how Fuu was leaning on the back of Torune’s seat, glaring at the screen.

“What are they doing here?”

“Wait, they’re coming right towards us. Idiots, do they want to collide-?!”

Even if Kakashi had tried to remain somehow inconspicuous before, now he couldn’t stop the grin growing on his face. His toes curled and he nearly giggled out loud. It didn’t matter that he’d been seeing the tall, white-haired alien regularly for half a year now - the excitement was always the same. Especially now that Kakashi knew that Obito really did care enough to come to his rescue.

Kakashi would have to thank his stupid friends from the station later for the whole damsel-in-distress idea.

Although the silver-haired man didn’t have a clear vision of the screen or the outside of the space jet, the two Root members’ distressed shouts and haphazardly input controls were telling him enough. 

“For fuck’s sake, it’s not even their territory! Why are they charging their weapons!?”

Kakashi’s excitement waned for a second, as he remembered just how powerful the Akatsuki’s biggest weapon was. Suddenly, he was doubting whether Obito could even know Kakashi was aboard the ship they were currently aiming at. Maybe it was a simple coincidence, and the human was about to meet his end, tasting the power of the planet destroyer-

The entire spacecraft shook with the impact and all the lights turned red, the alarms beeping. Somehow, Kakashi was still alive, thanking the Akatsuki for not blowing the Root’s ship into smithereens in one shot. His ears rang from the deafening blast and the next thing his ears registered was the control A.I. informing about the secondary power circuit kicking in.

“What is going on?!”

“They’re ignoring our signals, fuckers!”

Kakashi simply observed the chaos unfolding in the cockpit. With another loud bang, the Akatsuki ship attached itself to the Root’s spacecraft. When Torune yelled about the attackers hijacking the ship, the silver-haired human lowered his head to hide his smile. 

“What do they want from us?!” Fuu slammed a fist against the keyboard - he couldn’t do any more damage to the controls, anyway. With one of the engines blasted off, the ship would be adrift.

“Oh, I think they’re here just for me.”

Both aliens from the Root glared at the silver-haired man in annoyance mixed with confusion. Kakashi couldn’t blame them. After all, who would’ve expected the most dangerous being in this part of the universe to be interested in some weak human?

“Really, who do you think you a-”

The mind-snatching alien was interrupted by the creak of the only door leading to the cockpit. The three beings gathered in the room stared as the metal bent before it was ripped off the wall and kicked in. 

In the red light, it was difficult to make out the clear faces of the three figures entering. But one of them was significantly taller and Kakashi felt his heart skip a beat as he noticed five spikes surrounding said creature’s neck. Now he truly understood what the heroines of the romance novels he loved reading felt when their love interest came to their rescue.

Despite the poor lighting, he noticed the pair of red and purple eyes scanning the room before the stern gaze fell on Kakashi. The alien narrowed his eyes and Kakashi saw a flash of teeth in a scowl. Obito’s attention was quickly drawn towards the other two aliens, standing by the controls.

“You fucking Akatsuki think you can just destroy our ships?!” Fuu yelled. “This is neutral space, we’ll get back at you for this!”

Obito didn’t care much for what the Root members were saying. He marched towards them, his silence and strong posture managing to intimidate them. Kakashi simply sat and watched as the white-haired alien grabbed both Fuu’s and Torune’s heads with his hands. Obito gripped them so tightly, he lifted them off the floor.

Kakashi didn’t even get to enjoy watching them struggle for long, as all it took was one flex of Obito’s muscles and the heads in his hold were crushed into a mess of flesh and bone, the brain matter splattering around. The now headless bodies convulsed and dropped to the floor.

The silver-haired man had to admit his legs squeezed a little, thighs coming together after his dick twitched in his pants at that sight. He’d never expected to find violence so arousing but he supposed Obito could make him think things he hadn’t considered before. And now the alien warlord turned around, his piercing gaze back on the human.

Kakashi was quite familiar with Obito’s angry gazes by now. But it wasn’t the kind of glare he’d first received from him back when he’d shown defiance for the first time. Oh no, it was the glare Kakashi remembered from the time he’d used a toy to fuck himself on before Obito could get to him.

Possessive. Angry that anyone or anything else dared to touch what was his. Those eyes made Kakashi lick his lips and his throat went dry. Oh, how he loved being on the receiving end of that gaze.

Obito didn’t say anything. He grabbed Kakashi with one arm, throwing him over his shoulder. The silver-haired human didn’t know whether he should say anything either, so he simply let the alien carry him out of the Root’s spaceship. He heard Zetsu and Kisame talk about the bodies but Kakashi’s thoughts were full of Obito, of his strong arms, and bloodied hands, and angry scowls. 

Obito did it for Kakashi.

It was a hard concept to grasp but Kakashi knew it was evident now. And for the first time in his life, he really felt those damn butterflies in his stomach. He knew his friends had put their lives and honour on the line for him, so he couldn’t screw it up. He had to tell Obito how he felt. 

When Obito walked back onto the Akatsuki ship, Kakashi caught sight of five aliens with numerous black rods and piercings in their bodies. One of them yelled out an order to loot the enemy ship. Kakashi figured it had to be Pain, bodies belonging to Nagato. Next to them stood Konan, who just glanced at their leader carrying a human before turning her indifferent eyes away.

While the rest of the Akatsuki crew busied themselves with their tasks, Obito took Kakashi into a narrow corridor before he slid him off his shoulder and ripped the cuffs, freeing the human from his shackles. The feeling of freedom hadn’t even fully returned to Kakashi yet and Obito lifted him up and slammed against the wall. Somewhat reminiscent of their first meeting, too.

“Nobody takes what’s mine,” the white-haired alien growled. “Doesn’t matter who or where to, I’ll fucking track you down. You won’t get away from me.”

Kakashi barely suppressed the shudder of excitement building up within him. It felt so good being called Obito’s, too good almost. The pin still somehow clipped to his hair was proof of that. 

That was it. He had to say those three words finally. 

“I love you.”

Kakashi saw as the eyes narrowed slightly in an unreadable emotion.

“What?”

“I’m in love with you, Obito.” Kakashi felt his cheeks turn hot red. It was admittedly much harder repeating those words than begging the alien to wreck his ass in bed. And as Obito went silent for a moment, Kakashi thought if he should regret his words. He felt Obito’s fingers tighten in his clothes. Finally, he got his answer.

“I don’t love,” the white-haired warlord spat out. “Whatever kind of an idea you humans have, I don’t do that.”

The silver-haired man stared back at Obito, feeling his hope dying down. But Obito kept his hold on him, leaning closer.

“I just take what’s mine. I hate seeing anyone else touching what’s mine.” His voice was low and he watched Kakashi like a predator watching his prey. “I’m possessive and aggressive. I don’t share my things with anyone. I’ve killed numerous creatures and will kill countless others if they try to lay a finger on you.”

Obito’s mouth was right against Kakashi’s ear as he finished speaking.

“I don’t think anyone calls it love.”

The silver-haired human slowly lifted his hands to touch Obito’s arms. He was too afraid to reply with anything, just letting the alien’s words sink in. And he realised… He didn’t mind. He hadn’t minded belonging to Obito for so long now. He wanted to be his, especially after seeing how far the latter would go for him.

In a heartbeat, he found Obito’s mouth with his own. Obito felt challenged instantly and took control over the kiss, while Kakashi melted into this feeling. His heart raced and at the same time, he found the biggest comfort in the alien. He wanted it all - that predatory possessiveness and dominance. 

Perhaps others didn’t call it love but Kakashi knew that he would. He moaned into Obito’s mouth as the white-haired warlord claimed his mouth with bites and growls. He stole Kakashi’s air and still demanded more from him. His tongue tasted every crevice of the human’s mouth, mapping it out better than ever before.

Obito fixed his hold on Kakashi so that he wasn’t pinning him to the wall anymore. He slid his arms under the silver-haired man’s shoulders to pull him in and hold him close to his chest.

“Kakashi,” he breathed hotly. “Do they need you at that station?”

“Well, I’m their astrophysicist…” Kakashi chuckled.

“Do. They. Need you. Like I do.”

Kakashi blinked two times, staring at Obito’s expression. Then, his lips quirked into a smile. He understood what he meant.

“Ah… I guess not.”

Their mouths met together and Kakashi felt Obito’s hand under his ass, both to hold him up and squeeze his soft cheeks. He yelped as the alien carried him down the corridor to a private room. Although Obito’s kisses were just as deep, his hold just as bruising, his thrusts just as hard, now Kakashi felt something else. And he loved every second of it, moaning as loudly as Obito wanted him to.

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“Entering the Kusa system.”

Konan only glanced at Obito sitting at the Captain’s chair before rolling her eyes and returning her gaze to the screen. It was amazing how she could always keep an emotionless expression despite looking at the Akatsuki leader whenever she had a change in course to announce.

Obito always heard her, even if his attention was mostly focused on his cute human whore sitting in his lap now. He kept one arm around Kakashi’s waist, sometimes digging his fingers into the soft flesh overly exposed in a see-through crop top. He enjoyed whispering into the Kakashi’s hair, his endearments the filthiest words he could think of.

Now that Kakashi was surrounded by all of the members of the Akatsuki crew, he quickly learned things that only confirmed Obito’s feelings for him. It was still surprising and relieving that the warlord hadn’t had anyone else ever since he’d started seeing Kakashi. Not only that, Obito had never called anyone his own so openly. Kakashi was the first, and the only one.

He played with the soft collar hugging his neck. It was one of the countless gifts Obito kept getting him, though this one carried more meaning behind it. Although Kakashi already owned the hairpin that marked Obito’s ownership over him, it would sometimes fall out in the heat of the sex. So the white-haired alien got his human something more practical. Something that wouldn’t slide off, something that could be pulled on. It made Kakashi giddy as he remembered when Obito put the collar on him the day of the rescue, telling him to never take it off.

Of course, as happy as Kakashi was to stay with Obito forever, he knew he still had certain duties to fulfil. It took quite a lot of convincing for Obito to let Kakashi return to the K0N-OH4 station for one last month. The alien warlord was not too keen on parting with the human but Kakashi didn’t want to leave his friends without anyone capable enough of taking over the navigation. It was something he was planning to bond over with Konan later, anyway, so that she’d stop giving him glares.

Asuma, Raido and Gai were beyond overjoyed to see Kakashi alive and well. They had to admit the whole time Kakashi had been gone, they were too anxious to properly rest, fearing the worst criminal in the galaxy hunting them down. Of course, the question of whether Kakashi had finally confessed had to be asked as well.

“Well, that’s why I’m still back here. It’s going to be my last month with you guys.” Kakashi grinned as Obito smirked proudly, keeping his possessive hold on him. “I’ve already contacted Commander Namikaze, he’s going to send someone to take over for me.”

“And Commander had nothing to say about that?” Asuma raised an eyebrow.

“This time Obito didn’t let me stop the transmission. So... He had a long and nice talk with the Commander on his own,” Kakashi chuckled, although pink lightly dusted his cheeks. “He gave enough arguments for Commander Namikaze to agree to everything just so he’d stop talking.”

“But you’ll still visit us, right?” Gai cried, almost throwing his arms around Kakashi’s neck before he spotted Obito’s vicious glare. “My dear friend, I can’t bear the thought of parting with you forever!”

“Don’t worry, I’ll drop by from time to time to make sure my successor does as good of a job as me.”

“If by doing just as good of a job as you, you mean eloping with an alien criminal…” Raido smiled and everyone laughed.

Just as promised, after a month, a new crew member arrived on a cargo ship with the cigarettes Asuma so desperately waited for. When the brown-haired, timid man stepped into the station’s control room, Kakashi loudly exclaimed his name.

“Tenzo! You’re finally here!”

“Kakashi… Long time no see!” Although Tenzo looked just as happy to see his senior, the rest of the K0N-OH4 crew knew his joy had more innocent roots than Kakashi’s.

“Look how happy he is that he’s ditching us,” Raido murmured.

“Hello everyone, my name is Tenzo… I hope I’ll do a good job being the new navigator.” 

“I’m sure you will. I don’t expect you to go jump at the next alien dick to threaten to blow us up,” Asuma said with a grin. That was enough to break the tension of the newcomer’s stiff introduction.

Raido and Gai roared with laughter while Tenzo’s face turned bright red, utterly confused by what had just been said. 

“Don’t mind that idiot,” Kakashi chuckled to hide his own grin. “I know you’re more than capable of this. Maybe you’ll even do better than I did. Not like we have a lot to do here.”

It was true that most of the time Kakashi was just reading cheap romance books or napping but that was only because his job didn’t require his constant attention and vigilance. And now that his substitute was there, he was bouncing on his heels in excitement, waiting for the familiar black ship to visit the station.

Of course, Obito made a whole show of picking Kakashi up in a bridal carry style when he arrived. Of course, Kakashi played along, kissing him long and deep in front of everyone - poor Tenzo hadn’t been warned.

The silver-haired man waved his friends goodbye before his arms returned to rest around Obito’s neck, right where they belonged. Staring at his alien lover, he couldn’t help the words that slipped out of his mouth.

“I love you so much, Obito.”

Knowing that was what his lovely whore wanted to hear, the alien warlord grinned as his eyes met Kakashi’s. Though his words didn’t carry the sweet promises of gentle kisses or whispered endearments, he still said them. Because what they meant, both Kakashi and Obito knew and wanted.

“I love you too, Kakashi.”