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All Gods can be called by their aspect, i.e. the god of Love would likely be called Love by other Gods unless said differently. (Her name is Sophie and she's lovely (excuse the pun)).

The Gods, their Angels and the Claimed:

Dream: The Chaos God

- He is physically/his 'age' is 19-20, but he's as old as the beginnings of well, chaos.

- He isn't as big of a manipulator as cannon. Namely, he doesn't manipulate Tommy.

- He has one (1) large scar on his face over his mouth (cheek to chin) that looks like a big cat scratched him but has many more everywhere, he's a known adventurer, he kinda has to look the part. - - The mouth scar is always visible in every form.

- Wears a white medical (it's fabric) mask with a smile drawn on it. You can guess why.

Full God form - fkn huge, is terrifying as fuck, is the same deep green as his wings. Has three pairs of deep green wings with neon green highlights and flight feathers along with a tail with similar colouring. Two pairs of horns, ones on his hairline which are void worth black with small neon green swirls that move, the others are the same colours but are situated on the back of his head and they curve upwards. He has neon freckles everywhere, floppy ears and a feathered tail coloured like his wings. And claws. Very, very sharp claws.

His eyes are also void worthy, the same neon green that decorates his body the only thing to break it up in a swirl.

Half form - is not huge, and looks moderately human but has the horns, wings, tail, ears, eyes and claws described above. His freckles are a normal colour, but moving green swirls can pop up anywhere on his body.

'human' - ears and claws. The neon swirls are more likely to show up so he wears everything possible to cover himself. It is painful to stay in this form for 10+ hours.

[He is one of Tommy's dads; he has two. Him and the other dad are qpp.]

Technoblade: The Violence God

- Been around since violence has.

- Also appears 19-20.

- Looks wise, he has the tusks, ears, hooves and tail of a piglin hybrid.

- He has many, many scars that 'show' how war hardened he is.

Full God form - Bigger than Dream's god form and more Piglin, but with three pairs of leather-like wings (think bat) and horns that curve upwards, in a white at the base to a blood red at the tips. +the gorgeous hair (lol)

Half form - what he usually looks like but with the wings and horns.

What he usually looks like - somewhat piglin-like nose, pointy ears that droop kinda, hands are a mix between hoof and hand - four fingers and are pointy - and has the good ol' hoof feet. Long pink hair.

[He is one of Tommy's dads; he has two. Him and the other dad are qpp.]

TommyInnit: Angel of Chaos and claimed by Violence

- 17 (hap day of birth mister TommyInnit; did you know he has an a03 account? He got it to read Heatwaves, I think.

"I've just signed a contract I don't understand, and now I have Dream gay book" - Tommy to Wilbur)

- The first mortalborne in centuries.

- Meaning the first ever Angel that has been born as a human in centuries.

- He is then 'claimed' by the God of Violence, so he's also the equivalent of a Violence Angel as well as a Chaos one.

- Has big red wings, of which he enchants during school to be intangible using a pin similar to the (full face, not the one mentioned above) mask Dream wears on occasion, that have golden and kinda glittery features in similar placements to Dream. He also has a feathered tail, with similar patterning.

- He also has smallish, cherry red horns that come out slightly from his hairline/forehead and then go straight up-ish.

- The whites of his eyes ain't white, they're black.

- Has sharp af claws that he doesn't bother to hide, along with the tail and horns. This leads to speculation on what hybrid he is.

- Has two bandana he carries on his person, one is the green one from Tubbo he's had since he was a kid, the other an almost blue with a splatter of pink in the middle. The latter usually has the smile pin pinned to it.

- his hair goes down to his shoulders and is lighter, so light it could almost be white in specific lighting.

[technically, he has 3 dads, but he doesn't call Phil in the same way he does Techno or Dream]

Sapnap: The Nether Realm God.

- Appears 19-20

- Bad and Skeppy's Son.

- Dream's best friend.

- Can literally remove limb, proceed to drip lava, then control the now floating limb all while his hair becomes fire and small horns break through his iconic bandana.

- Cares a lot for his realm.

- He made his realm while at the maturity and physical appearance of a toddler.

- Bad found him.

BadBoyHalo: Angel of Life and Death

- He was created as an anomaly the God of Life and the God of Death didn't know how to deal with.

- Is basically soul-bonded with Skeppy, meaning: if Skeppy were to die, so would he.

- Would and could kill for his family.

- Knife throwing?

- The Egg isn't a thing for this au of an au.

- still 9"6

- A teacher at the University+College mix that everyone goes to.

Skeppy: Claimed by Life

- He is Bad's AT.

- Life, ever the compassionate fuck, claimed Skeppy to expand his already extremely long lifespan. Basically immortal.

- He's Gemfolk, a dying race that's adapted to cave systems to live long(er) lives. Their skins are as resistant as the gem they are, meaning Skeppy's almost unbreakable, and can reattach limbs if they have all the pieces. Their average lifespan is over 50000, since they are both the magic from the atmosphere and ore, but reproduction is lower than low, like, have one kid (Gemfolk and sometimes otherwise, if there's a Gemfolk in that social circle), and the Gemfolk will quite literally die for it. So, that's how they're dying out.

- Still 2"2 but he can resize himself if he wants to.

- He's got gem skin. He's not a hybrid, he's pure diamond. [it can feel soft if he wants whoever touching him to be touching him]

- Soulbound to Bad. They both know they're not dying anytime soon.

- Loves his son and is very willing to die for him, but he knows even fatal to mortal wounds won't kill a God.

Karl Jacobs: Time.

- Time has no God and he is not it. No-one can control Time.

- He does not control it, yet he knows….

- He knows far too much…

- I shall allow him this, but Time comes with a price.

- It always does.

…Let's continue.

Philza:   Claimed by Death

- …

- He's Death's husband.

- Death is his wife?

- How did he seduce a God?? (he didn't, they love each other)

- The God of Death, no less???

- SBI was a family, but Phil went on an adventure, Techno disappeared in the name of potatoes, Wilbur spiralled and Tommy became an Angel (and adopted by Gods) over the span of a few years.

- His wings were a gift from Death. (bc she has wings, what a romantic)

Ranboo: :)

- you need not know quite yet, dear reader.

- :).

Foolish: The God of the Ocean

- HE'S HARDLY RELEVANT, I DON'T REALLY WATCH HIM, SO YEAH, I DUNNO HOW TO WRITE HIM, BUT HE'S STILL A TOL AF GOD. IT MAKES ME HAPPY.

- HE'S PROLLY GONNA BE MORE RELEVANT THAN YOU THINK, PAST ME

The Humans and Hybrids:

Tubbo: [REDACTED]

- 17

- J. Schlatt is his dad.

- He's still platonically married (not legally) to Ranboo, but they're dorm-mates. Micheal comes later. So does the marriage.

I'm not gonna do this info vomit for everyone .

Why nooot??

It's a pain in the ass and I wanna write this shit.

You're enjoying yourself.

I don't give a flying fuck.

Calm yourself, (do you need a carrot?)! You're supposed to be the calmer one!

Fine, ᒲ|| ↸ᔑ∷ꖎ╎リ⊣ ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ, but compromise.

Ugh, fine, you're such a wanker.

Rude, but I'll add extra facts when necessary but mainly do name, age and human or hybrid stuff. Anyone who doesn't fit in the storyline at the beginning, I'll add an information thing in the notes.

Okay.

:)

Sam: Creeper Hybrid

- Unknown age

- Teacher/Councillor

C. Puffy: Sheep Hybrid

- Unknown age

- Schools only licensed Therapist .

- Helped raise Dream.

Fundy: ⎎⍜⌖ ⊑⊬⏚⍀⟟⎅,,,   ⍜⍀ ⟟⌇ ⊑⟒..

- 18

- Tried marrying Dream once?

George: Human

- 21

- Kissed someone without their consent at their wedding.

- I don't quite know how to write him so, since this is a chatfic, he'll be " sleeping " most of the time (lol)

Jack Manifold: Blaze Hybrid

- 20

- Don't really know how to write him either.

- Hasn't yet realised Sapnap has a lot of power over him.

Jschlatt:    [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- Has a position of power (ew, politics.)

- Tubbo's dad.

- Is in the chat bc Quackity.

Niki: Small amount of Merling Hybrid.

- 19

- I love her, but again don't know all that much about her.

- Her character is fun though.

- So, we'll see. :).

- She isn't aware of her Merling part, she just thinks she's drawn to water and that type of wildlife.

Quackity: [REDACTED] (but his wings are yellow)

- 19

- Is he dating Sapnap and Karl? I dunno.

- (I am ver into Quack man lore rn, 16/07/21, he'll probably be a bigger character than you'd think).

Eret: [REDACTED]

- [REDACTED]

- So much of him is confidential.

Wilbur: …he's not human, but nobody knows what he is. ⏚⟟⏁ ⍜⏚⎐⟟⍜⎍⌇ ⟟⎎ ⊬⍜⎍ ⏁⊑⟟⋏☍ ⏃⏚⍜⎍⏁ ⟟⏁ ⏁⊑⍜⎍☌⊑,,,

- [REDACTED]

- Fell apart 5ish years ago and is still getting the pieces back together.

- He started the school 3 years ago because of this.

- Is still a bit of a mess, and has bad and good days.

Anyone not listed likely won't make an appearance.

Quick Ol' Slice o' Lore.

The school they all go to is a college + Uni (high school + college to those in America, I'm British)

Dream and Techno have an apartment near campus. Tommy lives with them.

Tubbo and Ranboo share a dorm.

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BIG MEN:

BIG MAN: Today was hell, Tubbo.

Big Crime: I was going to ask if you were okay, but,

BIG MAN: I know, it's fine.

BIG MAN: I zoned out most of the time I was outside anyway.

Big Crime: It hurt that bad?

BIG MAN: Yeah.

Big Crime: That sucks.

Big Crime: I did make a friend though

Big Crime: He is my roommate, but we didn't talk before.

BIG MAN: Am I about to meet this friend?

Big Crime added Ranboo to BIG MEN

Big Crime changed Ranboo's name to TallAfMan

BIG MAN: I guess that's a yes.

TallAfMan: Hello?

TallAfMan: Who are you?

Big Crime: Ranboo, meet Tommy,

Big Crime: Tommy, meet Ranboo.

BIG MAN: You've probably seen me around.

BIG MAN: I'm the one a lot of people seem to talk about bc of my horns and stuff.

TallAfMan: Were you in the hallway today?

BIG MAN: Yeah.

BIG MAN: I'm guessing you were the half/half being that walked past.

TallAfMan: Yup, you good?

Big Crime: he's usually louder?

BIG MAN: My head just can't today, I think.

BIG MAN: It's my first day back, and my head kills.

BIG MAN: I'mma sleep it off.

Big Crime: Okay, sleep well, Tommy.

Actually Hell.

GoatBoi: Tommy's asleep and I made a friend!

All Powerful: Good!

All Powerful: If you want to add them, you can just say, ya know?

GoatBoi: Yes, I want to add them.

Technology: Do we not get a choice?

All Powerful: no❤️

All Powerful added Ranboo to Actually Hell.

Ranboo: Hello??

GoatBoi changed Ranboo's name to Enderboy

Enderboy: What is happening?

Enderboy: and why does my name have to sound like a terrible comic from the 80s?

IsThisDad?: Welcome to Hell, Ranboo.

IsThisDad?: You can't leave.

Enderboy attempted to leave Actually Hell.

Cringe.

Skppy: Sid u hwpl, @Technology?

Technology: …no.

Skppy: I yhknl ur myibh!

Technology: no.

IsThisDad?: @Muffin could you translate the Skeppy for the rest of us?

Muffin: Did you help, @/Technology?

Muffin: I think you're lying!

Quack: i agree with skeppy.

Technology: You, be quiet.

Quack: Sorry Technoblade.

Quack: I'm not scared of you.

Quack: not at all.

Enderboy: wait.

Enderboy: Is Technology, Technoblade?

Enderboy: The fencer and the huntsman?

Enderboy: The piglin hybrid who plays on Hypixel and holds the Potato King title??

Technology: Yup. That's me.

Enderboy: Oh my Ender!

Enderboy: I'm such a big fan!

All Powerful: tgijobctfuhgbg

All Powerful: TECHNOS GOT A FANBOY!

Technology: I can hear him wheeze from here

All Powerful: Techno, we live together.

Technology: Yeah, but that doesn't mean I can't hear you laughing yourself to death in the other room.

Enderboy: Am,,, am I in a gc with a bunch of various famous people?

IsThisDad?: what do you mean Ranboo?

IsThisDad?: Oh, I'm Phil by the way.

Enderboy: ....

Enderboy: I-

Enderboy: Philza Minecraft?

GoatBoi: he sAID THAT OUTLOUD!

GoatBoi: HIS VOICE CRACKED

GoatBoi: AND I RECORDED IT!

GoatBoi sent a video file [Unknown] into Actually Hell.

EnderBoy: delete that.

GoatBoi: It's cute!

Enderboy: n o.

Technology: Dream, if you ∴ᔑꖌᒷ ⚍!¡ ℸ ̣ 𝙹ᒲᒲ|| I will slaughter you in your sleep.

Quack: holy shit, man

Quack: you got a secret language with dream?

All Powerful: リ𝙹

Technology: リ𝙹

Quack: you do!

Quack: literally no one else can read that.

Muffin: I can read it.

IsThisDad?: same.

ARSON: Same.

Time Lord: same!

Skppy: sdmw

Enderboy: Yeah, same!

Quack: Ranboo, ik you dont know me,

Quack: but p l e a s e tell me what that says.

Enderboy: If it's been said in a code you don't understand, you probably don't need to know.

Enderboy: Everyone who needs to read it can read it (I'm an exception)

Enderboy: so, no.

GoatBoi: Ranboo! I didn't know you had it in you.

. . .

GoatBoi: Ranboo, it's been 10 minutes, you just disappeared.

Literally All Powerful beings, but they have nothing better to do

Chaos: holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit

TheCircleOfLife: I'd language you, but,

TheCircleOfLife: this warrants a curse chain

Soulstuxk: oh shit, even Bad agrees

Soulstuxk: and im panicking so hard, i cant be bothered with my usual stuff

Violence: oh shit.

Violence: he's not a God, I'd know

Nether: V's right.

Nether: we'd know if they were a God.

Nether: but an Angel with memory issues due to being in the lower class and being in the Overworld without a soulbond or power source?

HeSeducedDeath: Nether is correct.

HeSeducedDeath: we've encountered Angels like that in the past.

HeSeducedDeath: Change. My. Name. Back.

Violence: no.

Violence: Anyway, should we add him?

TheCircleOfLife: That kinda sounds like a bad idea,

TheCircleOfLife: I mean, it would cause a lot of chaos but still.

Chaos: Well then.

TheCircleOfLife: ...

TheCircleOfLife: fuck.

Chaos added Ranboo to Literally All Powerful beings, but they have nothing better to do

Chaos: how can you read that language?

Chaos: nobody but us can.

Ranboo: I don't remember, sorry.

Ranboo: who are you?

Chaos: Dream

Chaos: but that doesn't matter, tell me.

Chaos: now.

Ranboo: I don't remember.

Ranboo: as in I f o r g o t.

Chaos: fuck.

Chaos kicked Ranboo out of Literally All Powerful beings, but they have nothing better to do

Chaos: so, memorytime pog?

Violence: Dream.

Actually Hell.

Enderboy: I'm back!

Child: pog! So am I.

Child: though now I may feel worse.

IsThisDad?: Tommy, do we need to take you to a doctor?

Child: I'm good. Not dizzy, just nausea.

Child: I haven't been sick (yet) so that's a plus :).

All Powerful: you need help?

GoatBoi: Hey, Ranboo!

GoatBoi: you think you may wanna sleep some more, Tommy?

Child: sounds great in theory, but I've puked in my sleep before.

Child: so no sleep.

I-Will-Help-You: Tech summoned me.

I-Will-Help-You: you sure you don't want an adult around?

Child: I'm gjb bvyhujbbjknm

I-Will-Help-You: Tommy!

All Powerful: fuck you all, I'm going over.

Technology: don't fuck off without me.

Technology: I'm coming with.

. . .

Child: being sick achieved.

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Actually Hell.

All Powerful: I've made him stay home.

All Powerful: But I know he'll leave if I do so I can't go to my classes today.

Technology: I'd stay with them but I have an important history test.

Good-Bi: I'm in your class right?

Good-Bi: I didn't study.

Quack: lmao

Quack: good thing i dont

Muffin: You took my class for extra credit,

Muffin: don't you lie to them.

Quack: oh fuck

Muffin: Language.

Muffin: And Techno?

Technology: yeah?

Muffin: take care of Tommy, I know what a sick Tommy is like.

Muffin: I'll give it to you as an assignment, and tell the other teachers.

Technology: thank you.

Technology: I'll owe you one.

Good-Bi: Techno owing you a favor is actually terrifying.

Good-Bi: Last time he owed someone a favor, he ended up living with them.

Quack: bad isnt scary tho?

Supervision: tell that to his 20-30+ years of knife throwing

Quack: what?

GoatBoi: Dad?

Supervision: Hey, Tubbs.

Supervision: take the pain meds and hydrate yourself.

Supervision: I have a meeting right now, but have a good day, kid.

Quack: that was wholesome.

Muffin: Pain meds?

GoatBoi: I got my horns later than I should, so it hurts more.

Muffin: I know the feeling.

Muffin: get someone to massage the base of them, preferably someone you'd trust with your life.

GoatBoi: Why?

Muffin: 1. It feels so much better and 2. Sensitivity issues later on.

Muffin: if you don't let someone relax you using that method now, you would melt at someone touching them like that.

Muffin: which wouldn't be good if it was assault.

GoatBoi: massaging them myself feels so nice, my goodness.

GoatBoi: how'd you find this out though?

Muffin: My own horns? I use enchantments while in class as they're huge and at my size I might scrape the ceilings but-

Muffin: you can't of not seen them?

GoatBoi: oh.

Muffin: and for a quick clarification:

Muffin: Skeppy was the first one to touch my horns, even as they grew to the height they are now, but that doesn't mean I didn't melt into a pile of mush as soon as he did.

Quack: ooooOOOOoo

Quack: skeppy touched bads hooorrnns.

Muffin: this was years ago?

Muffin: me and 'Geppy had a kid together?

Quack: w h a t?

Muffin: @ARSON One of your boyfriends doesn't know you're my child.

ARSON: Really?

ARSON: I've mentioned it and called him dad in front of you?

ARSON: How didn't you know??

Quack: I THOUGHT IT WAS A BIT!?

Quack: HOW DIDN'T I REALISE??

Technology: you're dumber than I thought.

. . .

Technology: Tommy Update: his fevers higher than it should be, even for a sick person, he's thrown up 4 times in the last hour and he's just passed out.

Technology: so, we may be panicking.

IsThisDad?: you should probably take him to a hospital?

Technology: you know what he is and why we can't do that.

Skppy: Shir, man.

Skppy: u know u can't get him trwatment bc of thst right?

Technology: This has never happened before. Not after the transition into period.

Technology: His healing is fast enough he shouldn't physically be able to get sick.

IsThisDad?: At least we know he isn't dying?

Technology: what a great silver lining.

Technology: he woke up.

Skppy: tgsts good.

. . .

GoatBoi: it's lunch right now.

GoatBoi: how is he?

Technology: in our apartment.

GoatBoi: what? Why?

Technology: we have actual medication that can work on what he is.

GoatBoi: oh. Right, I forgot.

Enderboy: Why do you all step around whatever Tommy is?

Enderboy: It isn't a government secret, is it?

Technology: no, but it should be.

Technology: and I hate the government.

Technology: Anyway, since Tubbo asked;

Technology: TU: His fever hasn't gone down, he sounds drunk but he hasn't passed out or been sick in an hour, I think.

GoatBoi: Poggers!

GoatBoi: Could you tell Tommy I miss him?

EnderBoy: :(

Technology: Tommy says: "I miss you too Tubbo, I love you, man"

Technology: he's so fucked up I think he's crying.

Technology: this is so much worse than DrunkBoyHalo or a drunk Dream.

GoatBoi: at least he isn't actually drunk?

Technology: I'm not gonna think about that.

Technology: but I am gonna go make food.

. . .

Technology: Note to self: Tommy cannot consume anything or it will exit his body soon enough.

Technology: We've set him in the Calm Room™ with a bucket and [I'm not embarrassing a sick kid].

Quack: wait no

Quack: please embarrass tommy

All Powerful: 1. No, Tech just said he wouldn't fuck off.

All Powerful: 2. @Muffin

Muffin: Hand me your phone.

Technology: I think I'm going to go watch over Tommy.

Muffin: I’ve told you before and I’ll tell you again,

Muffin: You cannot use your phone while doing a test.

. . .

Technoblade > Tubbo

Technoblade: Tubbo, you wanna come over?

Tubbo: Could I catch what he has?

Technoblade: nope.

Tubbo: Then yes please.

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Quack: i hvae anfered bbh

Quack: fyk imgondie

ARSON: What did you do?

Quack: flurt

Quack: jiikkingly

Quack: i lobe jou amd karl.

ARSON: Why are you like this.

ARSON: @Time Lord we gotta get our bf.

Time Lord: THE ONE DAY WE DON’T SLEEP TOGETHER.

Time Lord: not in that way, cuddles, don’t kill me too Bad.

Muffin: good.

Quack: OH GOD

. . .

[7:45am]

All Powerful: Tommy’s an idiot.

All Powerful: A sick, fever-dizzy idiot.

GoatBoi: I fear what he did.

Enderboy: what did he do?

Got-Help-UwU: There are two types of people in relation to Tommy.

Got-Help-UwU: Tag yourself, Im Tubbo.

Enderboy: who are you?

Got-Help-UwU: Im Wilbur Soot.

Enderboy: The artist?

Enderboy: pog.

Got-Help-UwU: you know me?

Got-Help-UwU: fuck.

Muffin: language.

Got-Help-UwU: I just didnt wanna explain shit to someone again,

Got-Help-UwU: You know?

Enderboy: I do not care for it.

Enderboy: I do not expect an explanation,

Enderboy: I am nothing but a fan, not your friend.

Got-Help-UwU changed Got-Help-UwU’s name to praisetheenderboy

Enderboy: …

Enderboy: my name’s Ranboo, by the way.

Praisetheenderboy changed praisetheenderboy’s name to PraiseRanboo

PraiseRanboo: that is better.

PraiseRanboo: Most want an explanation that I cant give.

Enderboy: then they shouldn’t be your fans??

Enderboy: they shouldn’t be in your personal business.

All Powerful asks Can we remember the conversation topic?

PraiseRanboo: I do want to know what he did.

Enderboy: Do tell.

GoatBoi: finally!

All Powerful: He appears to have decided to go to school today.

All Powerful: Guess who hasn’t put proper clothes on or just passed out on my fucking living room floor?

All Powerful: T o m m y.

GoatBoi: surely not?

All Powerful: I’m not lying.

All Powerful: Fucking i d i o t

GoatBoi: but ypu love him.

All Powerful: I do.

GoatBoi: :)

. . .

[9:55am]

All Powerful: hello boys

All Powerful: I stolw D's pgone.

PraiseRanboo: Tommy?

All Powerful: who you?

PraiseRanboo: Wilbur.

PraiseRanboo: Youre sick, youre not allowed your phone for a reason.

All Powerful: technoclyhhu

All Powerful: 8fc niui my lkhbpihone

PraiseRanboo: @Technology Get him off the phone, Holy shit. 

Quack: i havent seen tommy this sick in years

Quack: its a bit concerning

PraiseRanboo: yes it is, very much so.

PraiseRanboo: @Technology Get the child, please.

All Powerful: nooooooooooooooooooooooo

All Powerful: I mifsdted ecterybogty

All Powerful: Ooooo

PraiseRanboo: Tommy, are you alright?

All Powerful: tbgr eoddlf ifx vblurrffffffffgvbfuz

All Powerful: unm guong daerrk

PraiseRanboo: TOMMY!

Quack: holy shit

Quack: @Technology

Quack: @Technology

Quack: @Technology

Quack: @Technology

Quack: @Technology

Technology: I LEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES.

. . .

[11:26am]

Muffin: Why must you use your phone in my classes, @Quack?

Muffin: Stop attempting to hide it.

Muffin: I can see it.

Quack: no u cant

Muffin: (ㆆ_ㆆ)

Muffin: @Skppy Take his phone for me, darling.

Skppy: Yes, Sir.

. . .

[1:02pm]

GoatBoi: Is Tommy alright?

Technology: I think he’s getting better, actually.

Enderboy: How’s that work? Wasn’t he passing out like 3 hours ago?

Technology: ...Yup.

Technology: His biology is as messed up as my own,

Technology: Especially since he was late coming into it.

. . .

[3:45pm]

GoatBoi: I miss Tommy.

GoatBoi: Can I come ovee @Technology

Technology: No rn

Technology: issue

GoatBoi: Techno isn't typing like he usually does.

GoatBoi: …

GoatBoi: @everyone

GoatBoi: I'm concerned.

Technology: actually, come over.

Technology: or we mifhtt loose him.

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Actually Hell.

[7:44am | Saturday]

Quack: Where the fuck are they.

Quack: because i’m the type to just exist, not join in but-

Quack: Tubbo, Ranboo and the Tommy care squad have been missing

Quack: FOR TWO WEEKS

Quack: and our teachers know something

PraiseRanboo: That they do, but

PraiseRanboo: I can feel you panicking from here.

PraiseRanboo: Panicking won’t help us find them.

Quack: as funny as the reasoning behind your name is, could you change it for now?

PraiseRanboo changed PraiseRanboo’s to Sooty

Quack: thank you.

Sooty: np, Big Q.

Sooty: Come over real quick, I need to talk to you irl.

Quack: i’m coming

. . .

SMPTeachers

[1:02pm | Saturday]

Therapist kicked HeadTeach from SMPTeachers

Therapist: Phil says he knows they’re safe

Therapist: but he refuses to tell me where they are.

English2: So do Bad and Skeppy.

English2: Somethings going on here, and I majorly dislike it.

Maths1: last we heard, Dream and Techno were taking care of Tommy

Maths1: so, that begs the question, is Tommy okay?

Maths1: Tubbo is Tommy’s best friend, not too sure about Ranboo, but if something was to happen to Tommy, Tubbo would be there.

Art3: David is right, so the question is, is Tommy okay?

Actually Hell.

[3:50am | Tuesday]

ARSON: Quackity, Ik youre worried for The Missing but

ARSON: come home?

Time Lord: please, Q.

Muffin: Go to sleep, everyone.

Muffin: I can see who’s awake.

Muffin: Calm down, we’ll make sure everyone’s okay (that we can) in the morning.

[8:31am | Tuesday]

ARSON: Quackity Nervadas, come home right now, your boyfriends are worried.

ARSON: Please Q, we need you.

Time Lord: At least come to school!

Muffin: Wilbur, Quackity.

Muffin: I know they're safe.

Muffin: Just please, take care of yourselves?

[2:40pm | Tuesday]

Sooty: holy shit, we're so sorry

Sooty: we've both just woken up

ARSON: Tell Q to come home, please.

Sooty: you're telling him rn, it's me, lol

Sooty: oh shit biscuits, this is wils phone, whoops

ARSON: So you're still with him?

Sooty: yup

Sooty: i think we're good now, :]

ARSON: How are you good?

ARSON: Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are still missing

Sooty: dw, they're safe :D

ARSON: Q..

ARSON: YOU ACTUAL ASSHOLE!

ARSON: YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT!

ARSON: YOU DON'T GET TO LEAVE FOR DAYS WITHOUT TELLING US WHERE THE FUCK YOU WENT.

ARSON: Fuck you, Quackity Nervadas, fuck you.

Sooty: Got my phone back.

Sooty: Sapitus Napitus Halo, you dont get to do that either.

Sooty: We arent allowed to tell you why or where they are.

Sooty: In fact, we physically cannot.

Sooty: So fuck you too.