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Hi my name is cassie. I don't have a last name because im not 13 yet. One morning i woke up in my haybale i sleep in and my bitch stepmom woke me up and told me she sold me to 1d for a single pack of cigarettes and some paddle pops. Oh No!!!!!!! I quickly threw on some black skinny jeans and put my rainbow hair into a messy bun. I looked in the mirror and flashed my rainbow orbs mournfully. I wasn't as pretty as the other entities. I threw myself downstairs. 

And then i saw........... 1d!!!!!!1!!!!!!! They blinked all 4 of their eyes when they saw me. They were so so sexy. "Cassie your our slave nao!!!" 1d said.

Hahah "hahah ok" i said laughing and giggling happily. Hahah. So sexy i thought WRONG?!??!?!?!?

1d pulled out some THICK chains and put them on me. Huhhgghu. He a vvv y.

"Bye bitch" my bitch stepmom said bitchily like a bitch.

They dragged me into a rickety shed and quickly began the ritual as was tradition. 

"Ok start the ritual" they said strapping me to a table.

1D PULLED A KNIFE OUT!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!

They began cutting into my tender stomach. Carving different symbols into my flesh. Blood and pus dripped down the intricate designs before congealing. They took some salt and rubbed it into the symbols. I screamed in pain. The wounds turned a sickly green and began dripping maggots. They yanked some of my vital organs and began to drip the pus and maggots into a stone bowl. They gathered all this and mixed it together then put my organs in and mashed it with a hammer. Then they poured the sick concoction into my eyes. My eyes opened to the face of the universe. I could see everything now. I knew everything now. I began screaming. It was too much! I couldn't handle this much knowledge! Please! Please! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop! Make it stop!

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It did. It stopped. Everything stopped. Goodbye 1d. Goodbye bitch stepmom. Goodbye cassie. Goodbye everything. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodb-

"RITUAL COMPLETE!" 1d said as the voice of the collective. Now they must go and find more stepdaughters to sacrifice as is tradition.

Goodbye. I am very happy here now.

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Niall looks at harry

"Wow harry i sure do like sacrificing people for fun" said nail suggestively.

"Shut the fuck up before i turn your face into a fine red paste on the goddamn pavement niall you disappointment" Harry SCREAMED at him.

Niall started crying really loudly and annoyingly so liam slapped him in the head with a raw flounder.

"Oh my gob itz zayn" Liam moaned pointing at zayn.

"Ello its chewsday innit?" Whispered the ghost of zayn.

"Fuck off zayn no one cares" Ejaculated harry.

Zayn goes back to being dead. No one comments on his sudden reappearance after this.

"Now lets go find more broads to sacrifice as it had been established that its a thing i like doing" Muttered nail and board.

"Shut the FUCK up already oh my god you piece of fucking trash" Lion screeched at him. Hairy threw a empty bottle at night. 

Then they went. 

The end.