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2:00am

Terushima Yuuji has created a group chat

Terushima Yuuji named the group chat How two captain?

Terushima Yuuji added Futakuchi Kenji, Ennoshita Chikara and 2 others to How two captain?

Ennoshita Chikara: What is this Terushima?

Terushima Yuuji: A chat for the next captains!

Terushima Yuuji: I’m in the current captain one and thought I should do one for next year!

Yahaba Shigeru: By „you“ you mean Oikawa-san had the idea

Terushima Yuuji: Whaaaaaaaaattt Noooooooo...

Terushima Yuuji: How did you know?

Yahaba Shigeru: Bc that’s all he’s been talking about to me at practice 🙄

Yahaba Shigeru: „Shigeru-chan you should totally do a group chat for next year’s captains!” „Shigeru-chan do you know how much fun I had in our captains chat!”

Yahaba Shigeru: I can’t hear it anymore 

Shirabu Kenjirou: Like I can’t here your voice anymore 

Yahaba Shigeru: We are texting 

Shirabu Kenjirou: Whatever 

Shirabu Kenjirou: How do you have my number anyway?

Terushima Yuuji: Ushi gave it to me😗

Ennoshita Chikara: why the fuck are y’all awake in the first place?

Terushima Yuuji: idk couldn’t sleep

Yahaba Shigeru: Insomnia bitches👌🏼

Shirabu Kenjirou: Team sleepover...I swore to myself to never sleep in the same room as Tendo at the same time. Also Goshiki snores 😑

Futakuchi Kenji: I’m too high to sleep

Terushima Yuuji: Futaaaaa babeee <3

Futakuchi Kenji: Hi babe<3

Shirabu Kenjirou: Wait you are dating?

Terushima Yuuji: Awww is Shirabu jealous?

Shirabu Kenjirou: What no-

Futakuchi Kenji: Nah we aren’t actually dating. Just fuckbuddies 😏

Terushima Yuuji: 😜

Yahaba Shigeru: Actually that makes sense

Yahaba Shigeru: You look like a fuck boy and like you def have a fuckbuddie so like🤷♀️

Terushima Yuuji: I-

Futakuchi Kenji has changed Terushima Yuuji’s name to Lokal Fuck Boi🤪

Futakuchi Kenji:You gotta ✨embrace✨ The role

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Ya know...ya ain’t wrong 😗

Yahaba Shigeru: Um Chile anyways so...

Yahaba Shigeru: Why are you awake Ennoshita?

Ennoshita Chikara: Ah you Know...I don’t sleep 🙂

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: And here I went and thought you’d be the responsible one

Yahaba Shigeru: Hahaahah no❤️

Yahaba Shigeru: Have you meet his team?

Ennoshita Chikara: Yeah I’m friends with Tanaka and Noya 

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Ok fair point! But I thought you were the mom friend his group needs😔

Ennoshita Chikara: Then I’m the mom that drinks too much coffee, basically has given up and brings the bail money 

Shirabu Kenjirou: Aren’t all captains supposed to be like team parents or something?

Yahaba Shigeru: Ok wait Imma say what type of mom/dad you are!

Yahaba Shigeru: Terushima is like the mom from mean girls that says she’s a „cool mom” and Acts like she and her children are the bestes of friends. Also probs has said „I’m not her mom I’m her sister”

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Hahah tru

Yahaba Shigeru: Futakuchi is the type of mom/dad that is there but not really. Like you can find them smoking in their room while the children do dishes 

Futakuchi Kenji: I mean😗💨

Ennoshita Chikara: Should I call child services?

Yahaba Shigeru: And Shirabu

Shirabu Kenjirou: Hoe don’t do it

Yahaba Shigeru: Shirabu is the strikt parent of that one prissy white kid. He also doesn’t have enough time or attention for his kids so they just do whatever until he comes back. Then they are the most well behaved kids imaginable.

Shirabu Kenjirou: I- and what are you?!

Yahaba Shigeru: It would be unfair for myself to say so. I mean I just roasted y’all -Ennoshita

Ennoshita Chikara: Can I do it then?

Futakuchi Kenji: Yeah sure!

Ennoshita Chikara: Yahaba is the parent that is so overwhelmed that they run to their own parents for every little thing. He is also probs the father of the child that bites ppl. And he has def said „Beat them!”

Yahaba Shigeru: I-

Ennoshita Chikara: hey That was fun

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: HAHAHHAH HELL YEAH 

Shirabu Kenjirou: ha

Futakuchi Kenji: omg-

Ennoshita Chikara: I wanna do more

Ennoshita Chikara: Yo Terushima? Is it ok if I add more next year captains?

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Yeah sure! And call me Teru😉

Ennoshita Chikara has added Akaashi Keji and Fukunaga Shouhai to How two captain?

Akaashi Keji: What is this Ennoshita-san?

Shirabu Kenjirou: A group chat

Ennoshita Chikara: A group chat for the next captains 

Akaashi Keji: Oh to exchange Tipps?

Futakuchi Kenji: No❤️

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Oh who are the new ppl? Are they hot?

Fukunaga Shouhai: I would describe myself more as medium warm

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: I-

Ennoshita Chikara: Now shut up while I roast them

Akaashi Keji: Roast? 

Ennoshita Chikara: Akaashi is also the momthat Drinks to much coffee and brings the baile money. But he’s also very chaotic and has probably asked his kid who won after a fight.

Akaashi Keji: I...what?

Ennoshita Chikara: And now to Fukunaga...

Fukunaga Shouhai: :3c

Ennoshita Chikara: He is too precious to roast...but I’ll still say what type of parent he would be. He is really good with them when they are younger but it get a bit harder in the teenage years. He definitely only talks in dad jokes and is a great cook

Yahaba Shigeru: Aww that was so nice!

Fukunaga Shouhai: :3c <3

Ennoshita Chikara: <3

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: This is too cute🥲

Futakuchi Kenji: Fuck we have practice tomorrow morning/today! Wait we don’t  have to go. 

Futakuchi Kenji: FUCK IM THE CAPTAIN 

Ennoshita Chikara: Oh yeah we have morning practice today too

Ennoshita Chikara: You probably too

Ennoshita Chikara: So go to bed!

Shirabu Kenjirou: Yeah yeah gn

Yahaba Shigeru: good morning 

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: byeeeeeee

Akaashi Keji: Wait I don’t even know who half of you are!

Fukunaga Shouhai: Good night owo

Akaashi Keji: I-

Akaashi Keji: Rest well

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10:38pm

How two captain?

Akaashi Keiji: Are you all out of school by now?

Yahaba Shigeru: Yeah we just finished practice 

Ennoshita Chikara: We are done as well. Although Hinata and Kageyama are still practicing 🤦♀️

Futakuchi Kenji: I’m finally out!

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: We do be done

Akaashi Keiji: Good because I want to know who you are

Ennoshita Chikara: Ohhhh...yeah

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: I’m Terushima Yuuji. Captain of Jozenji and I have a tongue piercing 😏

Akaashi Keiji: No thank you

Futakuchi Kenji: Really babe? Right in front of me?

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Oh yea sorry😔 but have you seen him?

Futakuchi Kenji: Yes I have and I’m disappointed that you didn’t ask for a threesome 

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Babe You’re right!

Akaashi Keiji: Again:No

Akaashi Keiji: And what kind of relationship is that?

Ennoshita Chikara: Fuck buddies

Yahaba Shigeru: Fuck buddies

Futakuchi Kenji: ^

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: ^^

Yahaba Shigeru: Anyway 😗

Yahaba Shigeru: I’m Yahaba Shigeru. Reserve setter and pinch server at Aoba Josai

Futakuchi Kenji: Im Futakuchi Kenji😝 and im the person that usually gets to use Teru‘s tongue piercing 👁👅👁

Shirabu Kenjirou: Ew🤢

Shirabu Kenjirou: Shirabu Kenjirou. Setter at Shiratorizawa 

Akaashi Keiji: Oh yeah I have seen you before.

Akaashi Keiji: You are the guy with ruler bangs!

Yahaba Shigeru: Hahah ruler bangs😂

Shirabu Kenjirou: Oh shut up furry!

Yahaba Shigeru: How tf am I a furry?!

Shirabu Kenjirou: Oh come on mister. I slam my dog against a wall!

Yahaba Shigeru: KYOUTANI ISNT MY DOG!

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪 changed Shirabu Kenjirou’s name to Ruler Bangs📏

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪 changed Yahaba Shigeru’s name to Furry🐶

Furry🐶: I- 

Furry🐶: Ofc Im a furry when I try to talk sense into my teammate

Ruler Bangs📏: wow how creative 

Futakuchi Kenji: I can practically taste the sarcasm dripping from the both of you

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Yeah watch the salt!

Furry🐶: 🖕🏼

Ruler Bangs📏: 🖕🏼

Ennoshita Chikara: What shit did I do to deserve this

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How two captain 

2:57am

Furry🐶: Do you ever ask yourself why you keep going?

Furry🐶: I’ll never be good enough anyway

Furry🐶: I work my ass off everyday but what do I get?

Furry🐶: forever the second choice?

Furry🐶: What did I even think would happen?

Furry🐶: That I’ll be as good as Oikawa-san?

Furry🐶: Maybe even better?

Furry🐶: I will always be Oikawa‘s junior, Oikawa‘s replacement, a cheap Oikawa knock off

Furry🐶: Just like I’ll always be the second choice. Never the first. I will always be in the shadow of someone

Furry🐶: Maybe everyone is right after all

Furry🐶: Maybe i really just am a sad excuse for a setter

Furry🐶: Maybe you really won’t have to worry about Aoba Josai this year

Furry🐶: We’ll lose 

Furry🐶: Not because of the others

Furry🐶: I’m just not right as captain nor as starting setter...

Ennoshita Chikara: Hey hey hey

Ennoshita Chikara: Where’s all of this coming from?

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Are u ok?

Furry🐶: DO I SOUND OK TO YOU?!

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Oh yeah sorry...

Furry🐶: No no I’m sorry I shouldn’t have snapped like that...

Ennoshita Chikara: It’s ok Yahaba just tell us what’s going on

Fukunaga Shouhai: ?

Furry🐶: I just...

Furry🐶: We had our first practice match with me as captain...

Ennoshita Chikara: Oh...

Furry🐶: Yeah..I mean I have officially been captain since we lost to Karasuno but

Furry🐶: Oikawa-san has always been there

Furry🐶: it never felt like I was captain

Akaashi Keiji: I know how that feels Bokuto-San still seems to be there at every practice 

Furry🐶: That isn’t even the problem!

Futakuchi Kenji: Then what is?

Furry🐶: The other teams captain...I knew they are a team that likes to provoke but

Furry🐶: They made a bunch of shitty remarks on my team so I started bitching

Ruler Bangs📏: At least you know your talents

Furry🐶: You know that means so much coming from you Shitrabu

Fukunaga Shouhai: >:(

Ruler Bangs📏: Yeah yeah keep talking Yahaboke

Ennoshita Chikara: *Kagehina flashbacks*

Akaashi Keiji: Yahaba is trying to open up!

Furry🐶: Nah it’s ok Akaashi...

Furry🐶: Bitching with Shirabu actually makes me feel better😅

Furry🐶: So yeah I started bitching

Furry🐶: They were insulting our team saying Kunimi was useless and lazy, Kindaichi might have night but nothing else, Kyoutani should have been kicked from the team, maybe Watari eould have been a better Setter

Furry🐶: Ect.

Furry🐶: When I confronted them they started insulting me...

Fukunaga Shouhai: :(

Furry🐶: they said stuff like: Oh I didn’t know Oikawa was going to be here?! No wait that’s a cheap imitation

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪:I wanna beat a bitch up

Futakuchi Kenji: Im with you on this one babe

Ruler Bangs📏: Give me their address 

Ruler Bangs📏: I’ll show them what my ruler is good for too 🙃

Fukunaga Shouhai: >:)

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪 changed the group name to Yahaba protection squad🙃📏

Furry🐶: Thank you guys🥺

Ennoshita Chikara: but sorry that I ask but...was that the end?

Furry🐶: It’s ok Enno and no

Furry🐶: We won the practice game and I was so fucking proud 

Furry🐶: and then I fell...

Furry🐶: They said that we only won bc they went easy on us, that we weren’t as good as we were last year, that if Seijoh couldn’t make it to nationals with Oikawa as the setter we wouldn’t have a chance 

Akaashi Keji: Im sorry this had to happen to you

Furry🐶: They also never said captain...

Ennoshita Chikara: Oh...

Furry🐶: They only said Setter...like I wasn’t even good enough to be that...

Furry🐶: I ended up nearly having to hold back Kyoutani, snapping in the face of the other teams captain and crying alone in my room when I came home

Ruler Bangs📏: Now listen here Yahabitch

Futakuchi Kenji: Oh god what comes now?

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: Um you’ve been typing for quite some time now...

Akaashi Keiji: Shirabu?

Ruler Bangs📏: You Are an amazing and skilled Setter, ok?! I have seen you play and it’s beautiful. It’s like you made a connection with the ball. Yeah sure Oikawa was great. There is nothing that can change that. But you are too! I bet with you could have made it to Shiratorizawa (You should have come to Shiratorizawa btw). You could have gone to any other school and you would have been starting setter in your first year and probably made your team win a bunch. And I mean look to what you made! You are the captain of a powerhouse school! You were the reserve setter by second year. How many setters does your team have again? Wasn’t it like 5? But you were the one to stand on the Court when Oikawa couldn’t. And now you are the staring setter as well as the captain! All of us had great captains and we all will be compared to them but you really shouldn’t worry. You are amazing.

Furry🐶: I-

Furry🐶: Please come the fuck over bitch I need to hug you

Ruler Bangs📏: Yeah yeah omw

Lokal Fuck Boi🤪: I stan Yahashira friendship 

Fukunaga Shouhai: :´)

Akaashi Keiji: Wait guys it’s 3am!

Futakuchi Kenji: 🤫

Ennoshita Chikara: Time isn’t real

Futakuchi Kenji: ...maybe we should sleep