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1, 2, 3rd Gym!

Summary:

text fic but it's just tsukki and akaashi suffering while bokuto and kuroo cause it

oh and lev and hinata are there too

take this however you please, but just know that’s there’s never a dull day in this chat

(discontinued)

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: bokuto-san's emo mode over text | CHAT 1

Summary:

in which bokuto and kuroo think it’s a good idea to make a group chat with the 3rd gym boys, and chaos ensues within the first day

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

BOKUTO KŌTARŌ added KUROO TETSURŌ, AKAASHI KEIJI, TSUKISHIMA KEI, HAIBA LEV, and HINATA SHŌYŌ into a group chat

BOKUTO KŌTARŌ changed everyone's nicknames

the bestest ace (bokuto) | HEY HEY HEY

tangerine (hinata) | hi everyone!!!
tangerine | what is this???

kind senpai (kuroo) | well i'm glad you asked chibi-chan.
kind senpai | this is a group chat so we can stay in touch outside of our training camps.

bonsai tree (lev) | this sounds like a great idea!!!
bonsai tree | now i can keep track of how much taller i get than hinata!!!

tangerine | hey!!! that's not nice!!!

kind senpai | now now, there's no need to fight.

bonsai tree | 👁👄👁

tangerine | 👁👄👁

kind senpai | don't give me that look!

the bestest ace | AKAASHIIIIIIII

bestest setter (akaashi) | Yes, Bokuto-san?

the bestest ace | do ya like the name i gave you 😄😄

bestest setter | Yes I do. Thank you Bokuto-san.

the bestest ace | YOURREEE WELCOME!!! HEY HEY HEY!!!!

bonsai tree | wait i don't like my name :(

the bestest ace | well i am the best senpai so my name choosing skills is clearly superior over everyone

tangerine | i like my name bokuto-senpai!!!

the bestest ace | he called me senpai 🥺

kind senpai | i thought i was best senpai?

the bestest ace | no, you're KIND senpai

kind senpai | ah, yes i am. 🖐😌

bonsai tree | ...

tangerine | ...

kind senpai | you guys need to stop. 😒

tangerine | hey bokuto-san?

the bestest ace | yeah??

tangerine | why'd you start this group chat?

the bestest ace | it's so us third gym boys

kind senpai | (aka the best boys)

the bestest ace | can communicate!

tangerine | woah that's super cool!!!

the bestest ace | IKR!!! HEY HEY HEYY

bonsai tree | ur catchphrase is so cool :o

the bestest ace | I KNOW HAHAH
the bestest ace | RIGHT AKAAAAASHI?!

bestest setter | Of course, Bokuto-san.

the bestest ace | 😁😁😁

tangerine | that's why you're the best senpai!!
tangerine | wait...

bonsai tree | 😬😬

tangerine | WAIT WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT KUROO-SAN

kind senpai | ah i see. i've been reduced to nothing.

tangerine | NOO IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭

the bestest ace | you're making hinata cry!!

tangerine | I PROMISE I DIDNT MEAN IT UH...
tangerine | KUROO-SENPAI

kind senpai | ...
kind senpai | it does feel nice when your underclassmen call you senpai.

tangerine | so i'm forgiven?

kind senpai | hmm...
kind senpai | yes.

tangerine | YAY!

kind senpai | lev, you should be more like hinata.

bonsai tree | so you don't love me for who i am??? 😥

kind senpai | no.

bonsai tree | 😭
bonsai tree | why are you so mean to me???

kind senpai | i'll be nice, once you learn how to receive.

bonsai tree | but hinata is not good either!

tangerine | hey!

kind senpai | yes but he's getting better.

bonsai tree | yeah but he's not growing any taller 😂

megane-kun (tsukishima) | Yeah imagine being shorter than 6''.
megane-kun | That's embarrassing lmao.

tangerine | TSUKISHIMAAAA
tangerine | YOU TOO LEV! THATS NOT NICE!!

the bestest ace | MENGANE-KUNN

megane-kun | I don't like my name.

the bestest ace | TOO BADD

kind senpai | ah yes, i knew we were missing some snarky comments.

megane-kun | Wow bro, you got the whole squad laughing 😐.

kind senpai | respect your elders
kind senpai | kids these days, so disrespectful. back in my day, kids were nicer and respected their upperclassmen, right bokuto?

the bestest ace | of course 😤😤😤

bestest setter | I don't mean to sound rude but...
bestest setter | Kuroo-san, what's with the "back in my day," stuff?

kind senpai | because i'm older than you. you young people have no idea how good you have it.

megane-kun | Honestly, that makes no sense. But my mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
megane-kun | 🤐.

kind senpai | rude. 😤

tangerine | 👁👄👁

bonsai tree | 👁👄👁

kind senpai | not this again.

megane-kun | 👁👄👁.

kind senpai | NOT YOU TOO TSUKKI!
kind senpai | that's it, i'm obviously not appreciated here. 🤧

the bestest ace | bro... 😥

kind senpai | sorry bro...

KIND SENPAI has left the groupchat

the bestest ace | NOOOOOO
the bestest ace | BROO

bestest setter | Uh-oh.

tangerine | ?

the bestest ace | 😰😰😥😥😓😫😩😩😩😖😣😣😣😞😞😞

bonsai tree | what's wrong with bokuto-san?

bestest setter | Bokuto-san's emo mode... over text.

the bestest ace | 👯♂️♾🏃🏻♂️💨 😢😢😭

bestest setter | He said, "My bestest bro of all time left and now I'm sad."

megane-kun | You can understand that?

bestest setter | Yes.

tangerine | woah!! that's so impressive akaashi-san!

the bestest ace | 🥺➕🧑🏻📲🙇♂️🤩🥺

bestest setter | "Please add Kuroo back and say sorry. Pretty please?"

bonsai tree | i'll do it!!!

tangerine | yeah i feel bad so i'll say sorry!

megane-kun | Do I have to?

the bestest ace | 👓🧑🏼🥺

bestest setter | "Megane-kun, please?"

megane-kun | Only if you call me by my actual name.

the bestest ace | 🥺🌙

bestest setter | "Please, Tsukki?"

megane-kun | Well ig that's the best I'll get.
megane-kun | Alright, I'll do it.

BONSAI TREE added KIND SENPAI to the group's chat.

tangerine | sorry kuroo-san!!

bonsai tree | sorry kuroo-san!

megane-kun | ...Sorry...

kind senpai | hmm, i accept your apology.

the bestest ace | HEY HEY HEY BRO!

kind senpai | BRO!
kind senpai | SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU!!

the bestest ace | ITS ALRIGHT BRO!!

megane-kun | Huh, he's back to normal...

bestest setter | All in a days work.

Notes:

Thanks for reading the first chapter of 1, 2, 3rd Gym!

If you're wondering where tsukishima's name comes from, "megane" means glasses in japanese, and in the haikyuu stage play bokuto calls him that!

anyways, give me ideas for future chapters!!