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BOKUTO KŌTARŌ added KUROO TETSURŌ, AKAASHI KEIJI, TSUKISHIMA KEI, HAIBA LEV, and HINATA SHŌYŌ into a group chat
BOKUTO KŌTARŌ changed everyone's nicknames
the bestest ace (bokuto) | HEY HEY HEY
tangerine (hinata) | hi everyone!!!
tangerine | what is this???
kind senpai (kuroo) | well i'm glad you asked chibi-chan.
kind senpai | this is a group chat so we can stay in touch outside of our training camps.
bonsai tree (lev) | this sounds like a great idea!!!
bonsai tree | now i can keep track of how much taller i get than hinata!!!
tangerine | hey!!! that's not nice!!!
kind senpai | now now, there's no need to fight.
bonsai tree | 👁👄👁
tangerine | 👁👄👁
kind senpai | don't give me that look!
the bestest ace | AKAASHIIIIIIII
bestest setter (akaashi) | Yes, Bokuto-san?
the bestest ace | do ya like the name i gave you 😄😄
bestest setter | Yes I do. Thank you Bokuto-san.
the bestest ace | YOURREEE WELCOME!!! HEY HEY HEY!!!!
bonsai tree | wait i don't like my name :(
the bestest ace | well i am the best senpai so my name choosing skills is clearly superior over everyone
tangerine | i like my name bokuto-senpai!!!
the bestest ace | he called me senpai 🥺
kind senpai | i thought i was best senpai?
the bestest ace | no, you're KIND senpai
kind senpai | ah, yes i am. 🖐😌
bonsai tree | ...
tangerine | ...
kind senpai | you guys need to stop. 😒
tangerine | hey bokuto-san?
the bestest ace | yeah??
tangerine | why'd you start this group chat?
the bestest ace | it's so us third gym boys
kind senpai | (aka the best boys)
the bestest ace | can communicate!
tangerine | woah that's super cool!!!
the bestest ace | IKR!!! HEY HEY HEYY
bonsai tree | ur catchphrase is so cool :o
the bestest ace | I KNOW HAHAH
the bestest ace | RIGHT AKAAAAASHI?!
bestest setter | Of course, Bokuto-san.
the bestest ace | 😁😁😁
tangerine | that's why you're the best senpai!!
tangerine | wait...
bonsai tree | 😬😬
tangerine | WAIT WAIT NO I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT KUROO-SAN
kind senpai | ah i see. i've been reduced to nothing.
tangerine | NOO IM SORRY 😭😭😭😭
the bestest ace | you're making hinata cry!!
tangerine | I PROMISE I DIDNT MEAN IT UH...
tangerine | KUROO-SENPAI
kind senpai | ...
kind senpai | it does feel nice when your underclassmen call you senpai.
tangerine | so i'm forgiven?
kind senpai | hmm...
kind senpai | yes.
tangerine | YAY!
kind senpai | lev, you should be more like hinata.
bonsai tree | so you don't love me for who i am??? 😥
kind senpai | no.
bonsai tree | 😭
bonsai tree | why are you so mean to me???
kind senpai | i'll be nice, once you learn how to receive.
bonsai tree | but hinata is not good either!
tangerine | hey!
kind senpai | yes but he's getting better.
bonsai tree | yeah but he's not growing any taller 😂
megane-kun (tsukishima) | Yeah imagine being shorter than 6''.
megane-kun | That's embarrassing lmao.
tangerine | TSUKISHIMAAAA
tangerine | YOU TOO LEV! THATS NOT NICE!!
the bestest ace | MENGANE-KUNN
megane-kun | I don't like my name.
the bestest ace | TOO BADD
kind senpai | ah yes, i knew we were missing some snarky comments.
megane-kun | Wow bro, you got the whole squad laughing 😐.
kind senpai | respect your elders
kind senpai | kids these days, so disrespectful. back in my day, kids were nicer and respected their upperclassmen, right bokuto?
the bestest ace | of course 😤😤😤
bestest setter | I don't mean to sound rude but...
bestest setter | Kuroo-san, what's with the "back in my day," stuff?
kind senpai | because i'm older than you. you young people have no idea how good you have it.
megane-kun | Honestly, that makes no sense. But my mom said if I don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all.
megane-kun | 🤐.
kind senpai | rude. 😤
tangerine | 👁👄👁
bonsai tree | 👁👄👁
kind senpai | not this again.
megane-kun | 👁👄👁.
kind senpai | NOT YOU TOO TSUKKI!
kind senpai | that's it, i'm obviously not appreciated here. 🤧
the bestest ace | bro... 😥
kind senpai | sorry bro...
KIND SENPAI has left the groupchat
the bestest ace | NOOOOOO
the bestest ace | BROO
bestest setter | Uh-oh.
tangerine | ?
the bestest ace | 😰😰😥😥😓😫😩😩😩😖😣😣😣😞😞😞
bonsai tree | what's wrong with bokuto-san?
bestest setter | Bokuto-san's emo mode... over text.
the bestest ace | 👯♂️♾🏃🏻♂️💨 😢😢😭
bestest setter | He said, "My bestest bro of all time left and now I'm sad."
megane-kun | You can understand that?
bestest setter | Yes.
tangerine | woah!! that's so impressive akaashi-san!
the bestest ace | 🥺➕🧑🏻📲🙇♂️🤩🥺
bestest setter | "Please add Kuroo back and say sorry. Pretty please?"
bonsai tree | i'll do it!!!
tangerine | yeah i feel bad so i'll say sorry!
megane-kun | Do I have to?
the bestest ace | 👓🧑🏼🥺
bestest setter | "Megane-kun, please?"
megane-kun | Only if you call me by my actual name.
the bestest ace | 🥺🌙
bestest setter | "Please, Tsukki?"
megane-kun | Well ig that's the best I'll get.
megane-kun | Alright, I'll do it.
BONSAI TREE added KIND SENPAI to the group's chat.
tangerine | sorry kuroo-san!!
bonsai tree | sorry kuroo-san!
megane-kun | ...Sorry...
kind senpai | hmm, i accept your apology.
the bestest ace | HEY HEY HEY BRO!
kind senpai | BRO!
kind senpai | SORRY FOR LEAVING YOU!!
the bestest ace | ITS ALRIGHT BRO!!
megane-kun | Huh, he's back to normal...
bestest setter | All in a days work.