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Timeline: Shortly after the events of Movie War Mega Max

Gentaro

FRIENDS

Shoutaro

What the

Eiji

Gentaro-kun? What is it?

Gentaro

I just want you to know

That I love you guys as my senpai and pals

Shoutaro

Uh

Thanks kid

Eiji

Aw, thanks Gentaro-kun!

Timeline: Shortly after the final episodes of Kamen Rider Wizard

Tsukasa

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Haruto

What the

Tsukasa?

Tsukasa

Yup that's me beeyatch. Expect more peeps to come

Gentaro

More friends?!

Tsukasa

Something like that

Eiji

Wth is going on

Haruto

I have a bad feeling about this already.

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Timeline: After Chapter 20 of HSHFTNEP 

Eiji 

Uh, guys

You wanna tell me something?

Takeru

Yes, Eiji-san?

Eiji

YOU FUCKERS BET ON US

Haruto 

Did Eiji just curse?

Emu

Eiji-san?

Eiji

This is Ankh 

Which of you started the bet?!

Shoutaro

TSUKASA DID

Tsukasa

HIDARI YOU TRAITOR

Eiji 

PREPARE TO DIE 

askjafsdoidsafdas

Takeru

Ankh-san?

Eiji 

No, this is Eiji 

Got my phone away from him

But yeah, prepare to die Tsukasa

Tsukasa 

GDI

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Timeline: Before Ex-Aid was active

Shinnosuke

OMG Guys

Takeru

What is it Tomari-san?

Shinnosuke

Philip just kissed Shoutaro on TV

Shouichi

WHAT

Eiji

I’M IN AFRICA GDI

Tsukasa

Holy fucking crap

Shinnosuke

Hey, watch your tongue Kadoya!

There’s a child here!

Kenzaki

Holy eff they’re still at it

How long have they been at this?!

Shinnosuke

Five minutes now

Kenzaki

What the hell

Ryoutaro

sqpjrwefndasl

Shinnosuke

Ryoutaro? Are you ok?

Ryoutaro

He’s passed out - Momo

Shinji

I guess that they’re really out now huh

Shinnosuke

Yup. The just came out to the entirety of Japan

Gentaro

Love kitaaaaaaaaaa!

Shinnosuke

Also, Shoutaro is officially the most beautiful man in Fuuto

Haruto

Wait… Don’t tell me

Philip kissed him because…?

Shinnosuke

Yup. Boi was jealous

He literally knocked the hostess out

Haruto

WHAT.

Shinnosuke

Yup. Tackled her off the stage

Daimonji would be proud

Eiji

Uh...

Shoutaro

Sorry guys

Today was wild

Shinnosuke

I’ll bet

Shoutaro

Fuck you Tomari

Philip gave the hostess a concussion

Eiji

wtf omg 

Philip

She shouldn’t have kissed my Shoutaro

Tsukasa

“My Shoutaro” ffs

Takeru

“My Shoutaro” wow

Shoutaro

See, even the ghost boy thinks you’re too much

Philip

People must understand

That you are my partner

And mine alone

Perhaps you need reminding Aibou

Shoutaro

FFS PHILIP

Souji

OOOOHHH someone’s getting laid 

Shoutaro

SHUT UP TENDOU

Eiji

True tho

Shoutaro

GODDAMNIT

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Kamen Rider Group Chat

• Where all the main Riders hang out
• Was started by W, OOO, and Fourze when they met in Movie War Megamax
• Haruto was added after his team up with Fourze
• Tsukasa then added himself and the rest of the Phase 1 Riders after he met Haruto during the final episodes of Wizard
• Since then, all main Riders are added after the big team up movies
• Exceptions are Kouta, who was added after Heisei vs Showa, and Sento, who got added after he settled down into the Narumi Detective Agency with Ryuuga 
• The group chat mostly contains nonsensical shenanigans and cursing at Tsukasa. 
• Philip once accidentally sexted the group chat, and everyone’s reactions were greatly amusing
• Tsukasa and Sento just sent their approval since they’re little shits, Ryoutaro keysmashed and was red as heck, Wataru, Emu, and Takeru were too mortified to reply; Haruto just watched the chaos unfold laughing his head off, Eiji was horrified because he stayed in a room next to them for a while, Gentaro sent out a confused “sex kita?”; Shinnosuke merely stated “That’s public indecency Hidari” with a frowny face, and the rest of the Phase 1 Riders were blushing from how raunchy it was (yes, even freaking Tendou was).
• Shotuaro didn’t reply, because he was busy rushing home to “punish” Philip
• As for the sext message itself… it’s way too raunchy for even Kari-chan to tell me XD

The Riders B Squad Group Chat

• The group chat for all the secondary Riders
• Was started by Gou and Ryu after the met in the Chaser Saga
• Kaoru Ichijou is an honorary member
• Geiz gets a lot of flack on this for his obvious crush on Sougo

Girls Only Group Chat

• Aka the group chat for all the female companions of the Riders
• Was started by Akari and Kiriko after they met in Movie Wars Genesis
• They complain about their boys a lot in there
• Natsumi also taught the other women the Secret Technique with this

Other Group Chats

• SHIT IS GOING DOWN AGAIN: the chat used mostly for emergencies and the big team up events. Is serious at least 75% of the time. 
• ONORE DECADE: if you want to rant about Tsukasa Kadoya, this is the place. Man himself is banned from joining, and Daiki has the most posts in this chat.
• There’s also one where all the Taros interact with each other and you can only read their shenanigans. It’s that hilarious. 

Quick Notes

• Kouta never used the group chat much after becoming a Space God, but Sento was able to make a stable connection for him to join in on the chaos
• After Philip accidentally sexted the group chat, everyone agreed to move the group chats to a separate platform. Sento and Philip ended up coding a dedicated app for that 

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Sento

GUYS I HAVE A PROBLEM

Emu

What is it Sento

I have problems of my own right now

Sento

JUST LOOK AT ME

Sento

(photo of Sento, but with breasts and longer hair) 

Shinnosuke

Oh Gaim, I thought I was only one!

Emu

Wait, you two are women too?! 

Shouichi

So am I!

Kenzaki

WTF ARE WE ALL WOMEN NOW?!

Wataru

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO US?!

Haruto

...oops

Shoutaro

Haruto... 

You wouldn’t happen to know anything about our transformations, would you?

Haruto

…

...Okay, this may have been my fault. 

Sento
WHAT THE FUCK HARUTO?!

Haruto

I was just testing a new spell ring I got from Shunpei!

I had no idea that it would do… this to us!

Sento

WHY WOULD HE MAKE A SPELL RING THAT TURNS US ALL INTO WOMEN?!

Haruto

I have no idea

Don’t worry, though

Shunpei is working on a reverse spell ring right now

Haruto

(photo of Shunpei working on a new ring, now sporting a black eye)

Shoutaro

I’m assuming you gave him the black eye?

Haruto

Yep

Had to chase him down after I casted the spell

I am so sorry for this by the way

Kouta

Does that mean we’ll all be stuck like this until you reverse the spell?

Haruto

Guess so

Shinnosuke

Wait, you were affected too, Kouta?!

Kouta

Yes, and I am freaking out

Mai and my sis are helping me pick out some new clothes but it’s so embarrassing

Kouta

(photo of female Kouta with a red face trying out a skirt)

Haruto

Don’t you usually wear a skirt in your usual god attire?

Kouta

IT’S CALLED A TOGA!

Haruto

Anyway…

How is everyone coping? 

Souji

...Kagami has been laughing at me for an hour straight now

Shinji

Same with me and Ren

Ryoutaro

Awkward story

When Urataros first saw me, he tried flirting with me

Then I told him who I really was

Now he’s sulking in a corner

And Momo and the others are laughing their butts off

Emu

...Wow

Eiji

Hina made some clothes for me and I think they’re nice

Eiji

(photo of female Eiji in clothes that are clearly Ankh themed)

Shoutaro

Uh, Eiji

You do realize your clothes are themed after your boyfriend, right?

Eiji

OMG

I had no idea!

Ah, no wonder Gotou was snickering at me...

Shinnosuke

Kiriko has let me borrow some of her clothes

But she still wants to… do the do with me

Does that mean she’s technically bi now?

Philip

Actually I think the term is demi according to my research

Me and Shoutaro are doing fine

Shoutaro

Fine? 

You almost flashed at least three people today!

Philip

I was curious about the phenomenon… 

Shoutaro

Speaking of which...

Did you try to flash people too, Tsukasa?

Tsukasa

Do you really think that low of me, Shoutaro?

Shoutaro

...Yes.

Tsukasa

...I tried

Natsumi stopped me with the secret technique before I could really flaunt them though

Shoutaro

Figures

Sougo

Wait, you guys…

If I’m a woman now…

Do I have the best overlady of all time now? 

Emu

(；￣Д￣)

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Eiji

Hey, Tsukasa

Care to explain this?

Eiji

(photo of Daiki chasing a guy in a red coat, murder in his eyes) 

Tsukasa

...Well, should’ve seen that coming

Gentaro

Isn’t that Marvelous? 

Why’s he being chased by Kaito?

Tsukasa

Well, Marvelous lost a bet and he had to kiss me on the cheek

And then Kaito just so happened to see it 

Sougo

So your boyfriend went berserk and went after him?

Tsukasa

He’s not my boyfriend!

Sougo

...Really? 

He flirts with you a lot though…

Eiji

And might I remind you of the first time we teamed up with those sentai people?

Shoutaro

And the time I once caught Kaito kissing you on the cheek?

Tsukasa

FOR THE LOVE OF

HE’S NOT MY afdsnasdfad;sjlf

Sougo

Tsukasa-senpai?

Tsukasa

Hello, this is Kaito Daiki, the very much boyfriend of Tsukasa Kadoya

Tsukasa-chan is currently unavailable right now as I’m busy punishing him for that kiss

See you <3

Sougo

...I knew it!

Kenzaki

Okay, who won the bet then?

Philip

Looks like Eiji this time

Eiji

Yay! \(^ヮ^)/

More pantsu for me!

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Haruto

So you have a crush on your secondary rider?

Aruto

Yes?

Is… this a problem with you guys?

Tsukasa

It’s fine

No one rides straight among us

Aruto

Eh? Really?

I thought… it was just...

Shinnosuke

I may be married to a woman, Aruto, but I admit I may have some… feelings for my partner

Tsukasa

I am pansexual and proud of it

Emu

I’m on the asexual spectrum

Sougo

I actually have a boyfriend AND a girlfriend 

Kouta

Same

Sento

I have a very wonderful idiot husband, thank you very much

Aruto

...wow.

So…do any of you have some advice for me?

Tsukasa

He’ll probably be grumpy and deny he cares about you 75% of the time

But that’s just UST

Aruto

Really? 

We just have to bicker a lot?

Sougo

Yeah, just look at Shinji-senpai and Ren-senpai!

Sougo

(photo of Shinji and Ren making out)

Shinji

WTF 

I THOUGHT YUI DELETED THAT

HOW DID YOU GET THAT?!

Sougo

...Tsukasa-senpai told me he saved a copy?

Shinji

...

Tsukasa

...

I, uh, just remembered I needed to do something in another dimension!

Bye!

Shinji

ONORE DICKEIDO!

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Timeline: Before Zi-O was active and Philip sent his accidental sext message

Emu

Um, Kenzaki

We need to talk

Kenzaki

Bout what?

Emu

I got this weird text on my phone

It seems to be a love letter of sorts?

Kenzaki

OMG

I DIDN’T MEAN TO SEND THAT TO YOU

I’M SO SORRY

Emu

It’s fine

But who’s Hajime?

Tsukasa

HAH!

I KNEW IT!

THEY ARE A THING!

Kenzaki

No we’re not!

Shouichi

Does that mean I lost the bet, Kadoya?

Kenzaki

ME AND HAJIME ARE NOT A COUPLE!

Emu

Really? 

That letter you accidentally gave me seems really…

Romantic of sorts

You gave up your humanity for him?

Shoutaro

He did? 

Sweet mother of Gaim, you’re about as subtle as Sento and Ryuuga

Sento

What’s that supposed to mean?!

Kenzaki

...I give up. 

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Aruto

Hello, everyone 

This is Isamu 

I understand he might’ve caused some trouble today at the party you were having

Emu

You got that right

Look at this

Emu

(photo of a drunk Aruto doing the can-can with equally drunk Shouichi and Haruto)

Aruto

...Where the heck did he get the rubber chicken and feather boa?

Emu

I have no idea 

Shinnosuke

Thank you for picking him up as soon as we called, though

The others were suggesting they should go graffiti ZAIA’s office building

Aruto

...I would’ve permitted that

Emu

Figures

From what I heard that Gai person of yours is a real jerk

Tsukasa

By the way...

Is it true you like it rough with Aruto?

Aruto

W-WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?!

Shinnosuke

Kadoya, why are you asking something so inappropriate?!

Tsukasa

Oh, when Aruto drunk like six shots of vodka he started rambling about his sex life to us

It was hilarious

Aruto

H-HE DID?!

Tsukasa

Yep 

He also told us you were kinky and you like him best when he’s wearing suits...

Aruto

(o-_-o)

Emu

Great, Tsukasa, you broke him 

Tsukasa

Worth it

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Haruto

Um, Eiji

There’s a problem with your boyfriend

Eiji

What did you do, Haruto-kun?

Haruto

Well, he wanted me to turn him into a peacock like one of his Core Medals

But instead, this happened

Haruto

(photo of a pigeon but with red feathers)

Eiji

...You turned Ankh into a pigeon?

Haruto

Yes, and then Ankh gave me a black eye because of it 

But don’t worry, it’ll wear off in a few hours

Sento

A few hours?!

How are we supposed to deal with him for a few hours?!

Eiji

You’re taking care of him, Sento?

Sento

Actually, the whole agency is

And he’s a pain 

Sento

(photo of Pigeon Ankh pecking on Ryuuga’s head) 

Shoutaro

He also pooped on my Windscale!

That was my favorite!

Can’t you come pick up your boyfriend already and get him to stop?!

Eiji

I’ll get to the agency as soon as I can

But Ankh does whatever the hell he wants

I don’t think I can really make him stop

Sento

...Wow, you’re whipped

Eiji

Eh?!

I’m whipped?!

The one who’s whipped around here is you, Shoutaro!

Shoutaro

WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

I AM NOT WHIPPED!

Sento

...Oh Gaim, you’re right, Eiji

Philip has you whipped alright, Shoutaro

Shoutaro 

Where’s your proof?!

Sento

(photo of Shoutaro and Philip wearing a pair of matching cat costumes)

Haruto

Wow

So much for hard boiled, huh? 

Shoutaro

...Dammit

Sento

Don’t feel too bad, Shoutaro

I think Shinnosuke is whipped, too

Shinnosuke

HEY!

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Timeline: Before final battle of Heisei Generations Forever, then shortly after

Philip

Okay

Everyone here?

Haruto

Yep, bad guys down!

Shoutaro

That’s good

Okay, role call time

Who’re you with?

Me and Philip got Ryotaro and Yusuke 

Takeru

I’m with Hojo-sensei!

Kouta

Wataru’s with me

Haruto

I have Shouichi and Shinji at my side

Kenzaki

Takumi and Hitoshi are in my group

Gentaro

Tendou-senpai and Tsukasa-senpai are fighting with me!

Shinnosuke

I got Eiji

Shoutaro

Good, so we’re all accounted for

Any word on Sento and Ryuuga? 

Eiji

No answer from them

I think they’re busy with Sougo

Kenzaki

Wait, did anyone see that?

Shoutaro

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!

Shinnosuke

Might I suggest we follow it? 

Yusuke

Agreed 

Come on, Riders, we got work to do!

Yusuke

...Well, I’m beat

Sento

Tell me about it 

Takumi

What the heck is wrong with that world though?!

Why do people think me and Kusaka had a thing?!

Haruto

And why do my fans say I have it bad for Nitoh?!

Ryotaro

Why is everyone making porn about me and Momotaros?!

Emu

Might I add the freaking horde of fangirls?!

Aren’t our shows aimed at freaking kids?!

Tsukasa

Guys

Let’s be honest with ourselves

Outside of the suits, we’re all very attractive men

What woman wouldn’t watch our shows for just THAT?

Shoutaro

...Good point

Sougo

Hey, is Kouta-san okay, you guys?

He’s seemed a bit out of place since we got back...

Kouta

...Have I ever mentioned that I have mind reading powers?

Sento

Oh no

You accidentally saw porn of yourself from the fangirls, didn’t you?

Kouta

Worse

I saw porn of YOU guys

Sento

...You have my sympathy

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Timeline: After episode 30 of Zero One

Aruto

Senpai

I appreciate all the help you given me already

But are you sure you want to help me fight Amatsu?

Emu

Aruto-kun 

From what you have told about him, he reminds me too much of Kuroto Dan

Which means he’s also an asshole

Takeru

...Did Hojo-sensei just curse?

Sento

I do not appreciate Kamen Riders being called tools

Kouta

Me too

Haruto

Me three

Shinnosuke

Nobody insults the good name of Kamen Riders like us and gets away with it, Aruto

Aruto

Okay, fine 

You can all help

Final blow goes to me though, okay?

Sento

Roger

Now let’s kick Gai’s ass!

Shoutaro

Well, I believe that went well

Sento

Agree

Kouta

Don’t you think it was a bit overkill that we left the guy in a full body cast, though?

Emu

Overkill is best overkill

Sougo

Oh yeah

Congrats on the new boyfriend, by the way, Aruto-san!

Aruto

T-Thanks

I still can’t believe Isamu just kissed me in front of all of you guys

(⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

Tsukasa

Now that I think about it…

Shoutaro

Tsukasa, we can’t talk about it in here

Aruto’s still here, remember?

Aruto

Guys, it’s fine

I already know about the bet

Emu

Wait, really?

What’s your source?

Aruto

Izu

She knows everything

Like your contact info, Kouta-san’s past jobs, and Tsukasa’s arrest records

Tsukasa

E-EH?!

Sougo

I saw that last part coming

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Sougo

Uh, Haruto-senpai

Haruto

Yes?

Sougo

There’s a video of you online getting tackled while Gentaro-senpai and this other guy try to pull him off you

Then this huge fight ensues 

Tsukasa

It’s hilarious ∗˚(* ˃̤൬˂̤ *)˚∗

Haruto

WTF 

WHO FILMED THAT 

Gentaro

JK must’ve done that

I’m gonna get him to apologize, Haruto-san

Kenzaki

Wait, wait, wait

Why the hell did this guy tackle you?

Gentaro

Well, a couple of years ago

Shun tried proposing to Miu

But then she saw this guy with this huge ring walking by and was like “I want an engagement ring like that!”

So this other day, Haruto was visiting me

And Shun went, 

“YOU! YOU RUINED MY PROPOSAL!” 

Wataru

...You accidentally ruined a marriage proposal, Haruto?

Haruto

Not intentionally!

How was I supposed to know women liked fancy jewels?

Emu

...Haruto, all women like fancy jewels. 

Haruto

...Oh.

Anyway, next thing I know, Gentaro’s friend tackle me to the ground, screaming about what I done, and believe me, I was not prepared for that, even though I’m a Rider

Gentaro

Then I try to pull Shun off with Ryusei while the rest of my friends are watching

Then this huge fight ensued 

By the time we managed to get Shun away from Haruto, I told him that Haruto had no intentions of ruining his proposal, so he apologized 

Haruto

He did made him apologize for being there, though, before he said he was sorry

Could he have apologized for nearly busting my ribs?

Eiji

Really?

Omg

Tsukasa

It happened because you’re a twink, Haruto

Haruto

A twink?!

Aren’t Sento and Philip the nerds around here?!

Sento

HEY!

I’ll have you know, me and Philip work out regularly, thank you very much!

Tsukasa

Plus, you keep gorging on your donuts and using your magic just to change your clothes, Haruto

You’re the living definition of lazy

Wataru

...He has a point

Haruto

THAT’S IT, DECADE!

I’M GONNA KILL YOU!

Tsukasa

TRY ME, WIMPY WIZARD!

Haruto

YOU’RE GONNA GO TO HELL FOR THAT INSULT!

Sougo

…Er….

Kouta

Mom, get dad before things turn ugly.

Emu

STOP CALLING ME MOM!

But yeah, me and Tomari-san will stop them

Sento

...I’m surrounded by idiots.

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Aruto

Um, senpai

We have a problem

Sougo

What kind of problem, Aruto-san?

Aruto

Well it all started when some of my employees told me that there was this guy raiding the break room fridge

Then they told me the guy said to back off since he had “Rider privileges” or something like that 

So they want me to come to the break room and clear things up with the guy

Ryotaro

Let me guess

It was Tsukasa?

Aruto

Yep

Takumi

He always raids my fridge when he comes to visit me 

(￣︿￣)

Aruto

Anyway

So I come into the break room and Tsukasa-san’s surrounded by my employees 

Then one employee tells me “Thanks for coming sir, can you please get this pink man away from the fridge?”

Tsukasa-san got mad and tells my employee he’s magenta

When suddenly, Izu tells him “Tsukasa-san, technically magenta doesn’t exist”

Sougo

...Really?

Philip

Yeah

I think I remember looking up that once 

Aruto

Izu then went into a long explanation about how magenta isn’t real

Tsukasa-senpai was silent for like a minute, then this happened

Aruto

(photo of Tsukasa crawled into a fetal position, with a HumaGear poking him) 

Tendou

...Wow.

Yusuke

I think Izu just broke the Destroyer of Worlds

Wataru

Serves him right

(︶︹︶)

Aruto

Senpai!

He’s been like that for a few hours now!

I have no idea what to do with him

Shoutaro

I’ll tell Tsukasa’s friends and get them to pick him up

Aruto

Thank you, Shoutaro-senpai

Shinnosuke

Still can’t believe science would make Tsukasa turn into… that

Sento

Never underestimate science, Shinnosuke-san

Takeru

Is Tsukasa-san gonna be okay, though?

Shoutaro

Eh, he’ll be okay

He’s just being overdramatic

Gentaro

Overdramatic?! 

It’s like he lost his purpose in life! 

We have to help him, he’s our bud right?!

Haruto

Gen, you’re too pure for your own good

Aruto

Hey, wait a minute

Sougo

Oh no

Shoutaro

Here it comes...

Aruto

Magenta wa iro janai?! Maji-n da?!

Hai, Aruto janai to!

Hitoshi

....

Eiji

…

Kenzaki

…

Emu

...

Kouta

…

Shouichi

(*´艸`*)

...Well, color me impressed, Aruto-kun!

I sure feel tickled pink at that!

Aruto

(╯✧▽✧)╯

Finally, someone who appreciates my jokes!

You have enlightened me, oh great Rider of Light!

(◕‿◕)♡

Shoutaro

What the?!

Shinji

Oh no, there’s two of them!

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Timeline: After the events of Heisei Generations Forever

Sougo 

Uh, guys 

Shoutaro 

What is it 

We’re kind of busy here

Sougo 

Well… 

IthinkIjustturnedgay

Ryuuga

We’re all a little bit gay here kid

Sougo 

Not me

I’m pretty sure I was straight

UNTIL THIS

Sougo

Geiz

SOUGO

WTH

Rinko

Oh my ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shinnosuke

Wait 

Isn’t that…

Gou

CHASE?!

AND FRUIT JESUS?!

Kouta

I’m not Fruit Jesus ffs

And that isn’t me! I swear!

Sougo 

It gets worse

Sougo

Kouta 

WHAT 

THE 

FUCK

Ryuuga

MY EYES

Shinnosuke

nopenopenopenope

Geiz

Gdi Sougo!

Gou 

FFS I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN CHASE NAKED YET

Shinnosuke

I DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT EITHER!

Rinko

As a woman, I can say

You are one lucky boy, Sougo-kun.

Sougo

Rinko-san!

Rinko

What? I’m sure Tsukuyomi agrees

Tsukuyomi

Yes I do.

Sougo

Tsukuyomi?!

Geiz

Should I be worried?

Philip

As the fans say

When in doubt

OT3

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Tsukuyomi

Ugh

I am so done with their shit 

Kiriko

The boys are fighting again, huh?

Tsukuyomi

Yes

Akari

What is it about this time?

Tsukuyomi

About onigiri this time

Yuuki

Onigiri?

Tsukuyomi

Yeah

Sougo’s uncle made too much

Now they’re trying to stuff each other full

Rinko

Boys

They really are stupid as fuck

Akiko

You can always try Natsumi-chan’s trick

Tsukuyomi

Her trick?

Akari

Yeah

It works like a charm every time on Takeru

Rinko

Takeru gives you hell?

But yeah

It works on Haruto and Shunpei too

Kiriko

I tried it on Gou and it worked better than anything I’ve ever done

Tsukuyomi

What trick is this? 

I gotta know

I’m going to go insane dealing with these two

Rinko

I’m about to off shift in a bit

I’ll swing by your place and teach you

It’s called the Hikari Secret Technique: Laughing Pressure Point

Tsukuyomi

Sounds… weird

I like it

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Shoutaro

Tsukasa Kadoya

We need to talk

Tsukasa

What is it this time?

Shoutaro

Shoutaro

EXPLAIN

Emu

OMG

You do realize Sougo’s underage, don’t you?!

Sento

Kamen Rider Decade… a pedophile

Shinnosuke

Shame on you! (;｀O´)o

Wataru

For some reason, I am not surprised that you would stoop this low...

Tsukasa

Okay, look

I may have caused a few apocalypses

And I may have led Shocker in my past life

And I may cause some kind of trouble every time I show up in this world…

BUT I AM NO PEDO!!!

Sougo

Senpai!

It’s not what it looks like!

Emu

You sure?

Shinnosuke

Sougo-kun, you can tell us…

Sougo

Senpai, he was just trying to help me!

He’s actually really nice to me!

Most of the time, anyway...

Tsukasa

Thank you

See? The kid’s okay!

Shoutaro

Are you sure you’re not corrupting him?

Tsukasa

I am not!

Sougo

Hey, Tsukasa-senpai

Tsukasa

Yes?

Sougo

(photo of Sougo with Tsukasa’s camera)

Tsukasa

How did you?!

Sougo

Considering this payback for eating my dinner (^_−)☆

Tsukasa

You little…! 

Wataru

...He’s corrupting him. (￢_￢;)

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Tsukuyomi

Girls

I’m worried

Yuuki

About what?

Tsukuyomi

Sougo-kun’s been hanging out with Tsukasa a lot lately 

And I think he’s corrupting him 

Sougo-kun’s been much more… mischievous lately

Natsumi

That’s bad

Kiriko

Oh god, I just realized Kadoya might’ve corrupted my husband too

Shinnosuke seems much more cross with Gou lately… 

Rinko

Haruto’s been pranking Nitoh a lot thanks to Tsukasa’s encouragement 

Akari

And Tsukasa taught Takeru a curse word (￣︿￣)

Natsumi

Girls

This is gonna be a huge problem soon

There’s only thing to do in a situation like this

Tsukuyomi

..Does it involve bodily harm?

Natsumi

Yes

Tsukuyomi

Then we’re all in

I have a spare blaster for anyone who needs it

Kiriko

I’ll get Rinna to get my special boots

Has enough power to rival a Rider Kick

Akiko

Time to get my favorite slipper!

Misora

Does anyone have extra pointy things I can throw?

Poppy

This is gonna be fun <3

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Tsukasa

OMG guys you gotta check this out

Shoutaro

If this is another stupid meme site or something, I will hunt you down

Tsukasa

Remember that world where we were just works of fiction?

Things out they have photos of everything

Including the embarrassing moments! 

Emu

...This is not good.

Tsukasa

First up, the sight of an idiot in a tree

Tsukasa

Emu

How the heck did you get up there with your bike?

Ryotaro

I honestly don’t remember 

Tsukasa

Here we have Shoutaro and his infamous meme face 

Tsukasa

Sento

...Are you sure you’re hard boiled, Shoutaro? 

Shoutaro

Shut up, Sento!

Tsukasa

Next, we got vending machine troubles with Eiji 

Tsukasa

Takumi

Why are you trying to ride that, Eiji? 

Eiji

It usually transforms into my bike, okay?!

Tsukasa

This is Haruto being an over dramatic idiot 

Tsukasa

Hitoshi

...Should I ask?

Haruto

I don’t wanna talk about it 

Tsukasa

And my personal favorite…

Tsukasa

Kenzaki

...What the heck are you doing, Kouta?

Kouta

...Practicing my henshin poses?

Don’t you all do that?

Shinnosuke

No?

Gentaro

I do!

Haruto

Man, you’re such an idiot, Kazuraba

Kouta

Come on, stop disrespecting Fruit Jesus here!

Eiji

...Did you just call yourself Fruit Jesus?

Kouta

...Shit

Sento

(*≧艸≦)

Congratulations, Mr. Space God

Now we have no excuse to not call you Fruit Jesus

Kouta

ONORE DICKEIDO!

Sougo

How is this Tsukasa-senpai’s fault?

Tsukasa

I was the one who came up with Fruit Jesus in the first place (^_−)☆

Kouta

THAT’S IT, DECADE!

I’M GONNA SMITE YOU!

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Sougo

Um, Tsukasa-senpai

I think Tsukuyomi and the other girls are planning to beat you up

Tsukasa

...Should I be worried? 

I mean, aren’t there only a couple of Riders among them?

Philip

Akiko is actually really good with that slipper of hers

Once knocked out a Dopant with it

Eiji

Hina has super strength

She can lift up a rock easily

Gentaro

I’m pretty sure Tomoko’s hexes actually work on people

Haruto

Rinko is very good with lots of firearms

Kouta

Mai’s my fellow Space Goddess, remember?

Shinnosuke

Kiriko is a very good police officer

And she has special boots that allows her feet to have the power of a Rider Kick

Takeru

Akari likes explosive experiments a lot 

Sento

And Misora has very good aim when it comes to throwing sharp pointy objects

Tsukasa

…

I’m screwed, aren’t I?

Shoutaro

Yep

And you’re on your own for this, Tsukasa

Souji

Anyone want to watch the whole thing?

I’ll bring snacks

Kenzaki

I do!

Chapter Text

Shoutaro

Tsukasa

There’s been complaints from tourists in Fuuto that they’ve been receiving bad photographs from this guy they asked to take photos of them

When I asked what the guy looked like, they described you 

Explain?

Tsukasa

They saw me with my camera and assumed things 

And I didn’t know how to turn them down?

Shoutaro

Why do you even carry that camera around anyway if you can’t take a decent photo to save your life?

Tsukasa

It’s my thing

Can’t I have it, like you and your private eye stuff?

Shoutaro

...Just give the tourists the money back

Tsukasa

Uh… we might have a problem with that 

Shoutaro

...What did you do?

Tsukasa

Kaito just stole my wallet and the money a few minutes ago

Shoutaro

(；￣Д￣)

I’ll help you get it back

And if you’re lying, I’m punching you in the face

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Shoutaro

Okay

Can anybody explain to me why all my predecessors are in the hospital?

Ryotaro

Momotaros here

I think I can explain this to the best of my abilities

Apparently at the party they were talking about that time we fought those Showa Riders

Remind you, they’re all drunk

And that’s when they decide to do something stupid 

Shinnosuke 

...What kind of stupid?

Ryotaro

Something along the lines of “Hey, let’s go prank Hongo Takeshi himself!”

Emu

...I’m assuming things went horribly wrong?

Ryotaro

Indeed

He kicked all our butts

Anyway, are any of you going to help pay the hospital bill?

Shoutaro

...Whoever bought the alcohol is paying. 

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Sougo

Um guys 

Guess who I found hiding under my bed? 

Shoutaro

Was it Woz or Tsukasa? 

Tsukasa

Stop assuming it was me!

Sougo

(photo of Aruto hiding under Sougo’s bed)

Aruto

Senpai!

I told you not to tell anyone about me!

Shoutaro

Aruto, get out from under there

Aruto

But guys!

I have paperwork!

I can’t handle it anymore!

Besides, I have people who agree with me

Shoutaro

What do you mean?

Sougo

Look who I just found

Sougo

(photo of Emu and Shinnosuke hiding in Sougo’s closet)

Tsukasa

...Bout time you two came out of the closet

Emu

Shut up, Decade!

Shoutaro

What the hell, you two

Takeru

You’re supposed to be good influences, Mom and Dad!

Emu

Will you stop calling us that?!

Cut us some slack!

I haven’t been to update my island all week on Animal Crossing!

Shinnosuke

And I’ve been slowly losing my sanity 

Let me have this!

Shoutaro

...I’m telling your friends

Emu

WAIT NO-

Shinnosuke

KIRIKO’S GONNA KILL ME!

Aruto

HAVE MERCY!

Sento

Wow, I’m surprised you kept the sanity ball, Shoutaro

Shoutaro

What can I say, with all the stuff I’ve been dealing with over the years, you need to have a straight head

Plus I find my own way to keep myself entertained during paperwork

Gentaro

I think we should dub you the Cool Uncle of us

Shoutaro

That’s catchy… I like it 

Eiji

Who gets to be the cool aunt, though?

Kouta

I’d say probably Haruto

Haruto 

HEY!

Chapter Text

Sougo

Um, Tsukasa-senpai

Do you commit tax evasion? 

Tsukasa

W-What?!

Where did this come from?!

Takeru

Me and Sougo were wondering if you guys paid taxes or anything

Then we got to you…

Tsukasa 

I’ll have you know that I do my taxes!

I’m pretty sure I also made my old Shocker team do their taxes as well!

Sougo

...Really, senpai?

Tsukasa

Yeah, you can have Shoutaro check

Anyway, if anyone committing tax evasion, it’s Mr. Donut Lover over here

Haruto

I’M STILL HERE, YOU KNOW!

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Ryu

Ugh

I hate my life sometimes

Shintaro

What’s wrong, Terui?

Ryu

Philip made the microwave explode

Ryuuga

Omg, really?

Ryu

Why do you think we banned him from cooking in the kitchen without Hidari? 

This isn’t even the first time this happened

Ryuuga

Wow

I thought I was the only one who problems with my main rider

Hikawa

We all have problems 

I love Shouichi, but his puns drive me nuts all the time

Kagami

Tendou once turned down a guy offering to take a picture of us because “you can’t possibly capture my beauty” 

Yuuto

Ryotaro once brought a whole swarm of mosquitos onto the Den-Liner

I got bit like ten times

Daiki

Tsukasa gets chased on a daily basis 

Ryusei

Gentaro once tried to do his pose on an ice skating rink

Ended up tripping on himself and got a bloody nose

Nitoh

Haruto once flubbed a teleportation spell and ended up at least ten feet in the air

Fukami 

Even though Takeru-kun’s not a ghost anymore he still tries walking through walls to avoid his chores

Hiiro

Hojo once tripped over ten flights of stairs and landed on me

Geiz

Sougo once tried to assert his kingship over a pack of chickens

He got pecked on for his troubles

Ryu

...Why do we even bother with these idiots?

Date

Because they would’ve already killed themselves if we weren’t around?

Kaoru

True, Date 

Gou 

Wait a sec

Did you guys hear that the entire power grid in Fuuto suddenly went out?

Ryu

…FOR THE LOVE OF GAIM!

Ryuuga

Why did I even marry that insufferable genius...

Chapter Text

Chase

Shoutaro… 

What is the best way to please your partner in the bedroom? 

Shoutaro

W-WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?!

Gou

CHASE!

WHY ARE YOU ASKING SHOUTARO THAT KIND OF QUESTION?!

Chase

...I want to be able to sexually satisfy you

And Shinnosuke told me it was uncomfortable to talk about it with him

Gou

YOU’VE BEEN TELLING SHIN-NII-SAN ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE?!

Chase

Yes?

Gou

OH GAIM

No wonder he couldn’t look at me straight in the eye for the last few weeks 

Or why he’s been stress eating his milk candies a lot 

Shoutaro

Chase

You can’t just talk about your sex life with anyone

Chase

I can’t?

Don’t Sento and Philip do it all the time?

Shoutaro

That’s because they’re comfortable talking about it

Shinnosuke, however, isn’t comfortable about learning your sex life

You’ve probably given him some bad mental images

Chase

...Like how the rest of my friends caught me and Gou having sex in the Drive Pit?

Gou

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT!

Shoutaro

...Like that

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Sento

Hey Sougo

Sougo

Yes senpai? 

Sento

What are you gonna do now, if you’re not gonna be a king?

Sougo

Oh, that’s easy

I’m thinking about opening a dance studio 

Shoutaro

Wait, wait, wait

You dance?

Sougo

Yep!

Sougo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2xDv5OAQDA

Philip

Fascinating!

Tsukasa

Wow, kid

I didn’t know you do ballet

Sougo

I took dance lessons as a kid

I even wanted to be a professional dancer

I think I have an old photo from one of my recitals... 

Sougo

(photo of Sougo doing a full leg split in a ballet costume) 

Sento

...Whoa

Emu

I can’t freaking believe this

Philip

He’s good

Tsukasa

So you have really good flexibility, huh? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shoutaro

SHUT IT, DECADE!

Sougo

...What’s that supposed to mean?

Wait

Oh crap!

Shoutaro

...Did something happen?

Sougo

Geiz was looking at our chat 

And he suddenly got a nosebleed

What should I do? 

Emu

Calm down and get some tissues for him

Make sure he’s pinching the top of nose to prevent more bleeding

And make him hold it for a couple of minutes

Sougo

Thanks, Mom

I have no idea what caused it though…

Wait, Geiz said something about the photo

Tsukasa

...those ballet costumes are really form fitting, kid

Sougo

ヾ(〃ﾟーﾟ〃)ノ

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Shinnosuke

SENTO KIRYU!

DO YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF PROPRIETARY?!

Sento

I said I was sorry

Shoutaro

What did he do this time?

Shinnosuke

HE AND HIS HUSBAND WERE ABOUT TO DO IT IN THE SIU

Shoutaro

OMG SENTO

Wasn’t defiling the garage couch bad enough?!

Or groping each other the first time you got together with Ryuuga?!

Sento

Okay, maybe I am bad

But at least my boyfriend doesn’t grope me in public, unlike Eiji’s over here!

Eiji

Ankh has a high sex drive, okay?!

But at least it’s just him, unlike Aruto and his boyfriend! 

Aruto

H-hey!

At least me and Isamu keep these things inside the bedroom!

Unlike Tsukasa and his boyfriend over here

Who I caught doing it IN MY OFFICE!

Tsukasa

No regrets over that (^_-)—☆

Philip

Wait, is everyone talking about their sex life now?

Should I add the adventures of me and Shoutaro?

Shoutaro

PHILIP, NO!

Shinji

...Wow

Wataru

Why are all my successors like this...

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Timeline: After the following story found here: https://ao3-rd-8.onrender.com/works/23170780/chapters/58074070

Takeru

Hojo-sensei

Did you get the gifts we sent you?

Emu

Yes 

I like the hoodie you sent me by the way

Takeru

Thanks!

I had it custom made!

Emu

Everyone

I don’t know what to say about all the Mother’s Day gifts

Kouta

You’re not just the Mom Friend, Emu

You’re a fellow Rider and we must always look out for each other

Especially in this time of crisis

Hope you like the food I sent you

Gentaro

And the nice extra sets of clothes

Philip

And the toiletries I researched

Eiji

And tomorrow’s underwear!

Emu

Thank you all so much, everyone

...Wait a minute

WTF KENZAKI

WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS?!

Kenzaki

...You needed a good way to let off some steam?

Emu

I AM ASEXUAL, KENZAKI

I DON’T NEED STUFF LIKE THIS!

Haruto

...You got him a sex toy, didn’t you?

Kenzaki

Yep (^_−)☆

Shinnosuke

Mother of Gaim, you’re as bad as Kadoya…

Tsukasa

What’s that supposed to mean?!

Sougo

Since when were Kenzaki-san and Hojo-san friends?

Kenzaki

We met in this weird virtual world with a bunch of dead Riders 

I’ve been having fun with him ever since

Emu

...More like annoying me ever since (￣︿￣)

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Kouta

Hey, does anyone know if Shinnosuke is letting people visit him yet?

I’m worried about him

Shoutaro

I heard Takeru already went to visit him

Let’s allow the kid to comfort the dad friend

Aruto

Hey, what happened to Tomari-san?

Eiji

Date told me his old partner, Hayase, passed away from a heart attack

He’s been really depressed ever since

Aruto

Oh, poor thing

Haruto

GUYS 

Guess what Shinnosuke’s wife just posted on her Instagram 

Haruto

(photo of Shinnosuke and Takeru sleeping against each other as little Eiji squirms in his dad’s lap)

Wataru

OMG

SO CUTE

Kouta

Dad’s with both his children

Gentaro

Kawaii kouhai kita!

Shinnosuke

WHAT THE HECK?!

Tsukasa

Oh, you’re awake, dad?

Shinnosuke

WHERE DID THIS PHOTO COME FROM?!

Haruto

Oh, your wife posted this on her social media and I reposted it here

I think it’s cute, Dad

Shinnosuke

STOP CALLING ME DAD!

Takeru

I’m okay with it, tou-san

Shinnosuke

NOT YOU TOO, TAKERU!

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Sento

Tsukasa

I just found Shoutaro in a cataconic state 

When I asked him what was wrong he murmured something about “photobooks and Decade”

Care to explain?

Tsukasa

Oh, that

I needed a favor from Philip so I got him a photobook of Shoutaro’s actor from another world

He must’ve discovered what was inside it

Wataru

And what would be inside it that would drive Shoutaro into a cataconic state?

Tsukasa

...A picture of him showing off his bare butt?

Kenzaki

...Oh

Wataru

I thought you would be above bribing, Decade

Tsukasa

I’m not

Anyway, anyone else want photobooks? 

I’ll do it for favors!

Sento

...I’ll have a copy of the photobook of my husband’s actor

Sougo

I’ll take a copy of Geiz’s photobook!

Kenzaki

Can I have a copy of Hajime’s photobook, please?

Ryotaro

...You’re evil, Tsukasa

Tsukasa

I thought you would know that already by now “ψ(｀∇´)ψ

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Sougo

Wait

Some of you actually died, senpai?

Tsukasa

Yep 

Sougo

What did it feel like, senpai?

Was there like, another side or something like that?

Tsukasa

Felt like it

I woke up in this weird limbo

Really surreal 

But that was a long time ago

If you want to ask about the other side, ask Takeru

He has the the most deaths among us

Sougo

Really?

How many?

Takeru

4 times

Or maybe 5?

I lost count

Emu

That reminds me

You ARE taking good care of yourself, right, Takeru-kun?

Takeru

Yes, Mom...

WAIT

OMG I DIDN’T MEAN TO SAY THAT!

Tsukasa

No escaping it now, Hojo!

Emu

WOULD YOU GUYS CUT THIS OUT?!

Sougo

Since when was Emu-senpai really overprotective of Takeru-san?

Tsukasa

He always has been since they first met

You should’ve seen the lecture Mom and Dad gave Takeru after that Pac-Man incident

He’s pretty much the baby of the Riders

And you’re the little brother, Sougo

Sougo

Hey!

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Sento

Hey, Eiji-kun

Your Hina friend’s a fashion designer, right?

Eiji

Yes?

What’s this about?

Sento

I have a friend who needs a total makeover

He has the worst fashion sense ever

Eiji

How bad are we talking about?

Sento

Shoutaro

Wait a minute

Isn’t that the Prime Minister’s son?!

What is with his outfit?!

Sento

Unfortunately, he’s always been like that

Even in the old world

Sougo

That is way too much pink even for my taste

Tsukasa

Agree

And isn’t your fashion sense kind of questionable, Sento?

Sento

What do you mean by that, Tsukasa?!

How dare you question the fashion sense of a genius like me?!

Shoutaro

...Your ego is showing again.

Tsukasa

Has anyone ever noticed your mismatched shoes and scarf?

Sougo

Wow, you’re right

Sento

My outfit is very professional, thank you very much!

Unlike Emu’s here!

Sento

Tsukasa

Oh yeah

I forgot about him and his clashing colors

Haruto

He’s a gamer

He probably doesn’t care about what he wears

Kenzaki

Do you even do your laundry, kid?

Emu

Can you not get on my case around here?!

If anything, the one with questionable professional style is Aruto-kun!

Emu

Shinnosuke

Is that a hoodie?

Are you kidding me, Hiden-san?!

Sento

This is not fitting for a CEO…

Sougo

That doesn’t look very professional...

Aruto

Hey!

A lot of CEOs wear what they want, so why not me?

And no offense, Sougo-kun, but don’t your clothes ever fit?

Aruto

Sento

Wow, you’re right

Tsukasa

Kid, you look like a pastel colored nightmare

Takumi

Are you sure this guy is supposed to be a king in the future?

Sougo

...I concede the fact

But you have to admit, I do have a good hairstyle 

Unlike how Tsukasa-senpai did once

Sougo

Emu

Wow

Kouta

That’s just awful, buddy

Wataru

A terrible person with terrible hair styles

Tsukasa

Really, kid, really?!

And where did you even get that photo from?!

Sougo

...Your sort of boyfriend?

Tsukasa

I’m gonna kill Daiki later

Well, at least I didn’t go around with a mullet!

Tsukasa

Kouta

WTF DECADE

Shinnosuke

OMG

Emu

That has been out of style since forever

Haruto

Really, Kouta?

Couldn’t you magic yourself a better hairstyle?

Tsukasa

And have you ever seen his old God outfit?

Tsukasa

Wataru

...Why?

Emu

Sweet mother of…

You look like a rejected fantasy RPG character, Kouta!

Sougo

This is worse than your current one

Kenzaki

Not that it was better anyway

Sento

Fruit Jesus: overcompensation to the ninth degree

Kouta 

DO YOU WANT ME TO SMITE YOU ALL?!

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Tsukasa

This is Kaito

Now, which of you morons fed my boyfriend sea cucumbers and got him sent to the hospital from an allergic reaction?!

Sougo

..He’s allergic?

Tsukasa

He never told anyone out of pride

Now, who did it?!

Sougo

It was Takeru-kun, Haruto-san, Hitoshi-san, and Wataru-kun!

Haruto

SELL-OUT!

Emu

Are you guys idiots?!

Do you have any idea things could’ve gotten worse?!

Shinnosuke

We are very disappointed in you four!

Especially you, Takeru-kun!

Takeru

(photo of Takeru giving the biggest puppy dog eyes ever, looking like he’s about to cry)

Takeru

I am so sorry, senpai! I had no idea this would happen! ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)

Shinnosuke

...It’s okay, Takeru-kun. I understand

Emu

Me too

The rest of you… should’ve known better

Haruto

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PLAYING FAVORITES WITH THE GHOST KID?!

Sento

...Because he’s not as bad as you, Haruto?

Haruto

SHUT UP, SENTO!

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Philip

Shoutaro

You remember Jimmy, that musician back from when we were fighting the Liar Dopant?

Shoutaro

...Don’t tell me he’s playing his music again

Ryuuga

He is

And he’s got the worst voice I’ve ever hear

Ryuuga

(photo of Jimmy performing as everyone around him had their ears covered)

Shoutaro

...Just, why?

Philip

Apparently he had a fight with his girlfriend and decided to best way to get her back was to “serenade” her with the thing that made her love him in the first place

Shoutaro

...Ugh

Philip

Speaking of Jimmy…

Philip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYvYV_8omY

Shoutaro

WTF 

Where did you get that video?!

Philip

Tsukasa sent me this earlier and thought I should see this

Shoutaro

...Onore, Diceido...

Philip, this took place before we got together

And it’s entirely out of context

Philip

That’s doesn’t mean I have to be fine with it

Why can’t you chase after me like that in a romantic way?

Shoutaro

...Do I have to do that to you?

Philip

Yes

Shoutaro

Fine

Ryuuga

...Whipped

Shoutaro

I’M STILL HERE, YOU KNOW!

Chapter Text

Gou

Guys

What did you want to tell me about?

Philip

Tsukasa gave us this audio CD 

And it contains this entire dream sequence you had with Hypnos

Gou

THERE’S AN AUDIO CD OF THAT?!

Ryuuga

Yep, and it’s the most hilarious thing I ever listened to

Philip

I know a couple of places to visit the dates you wanted to have!

Ankh

Man, you had it bad for that robot 

Gou

...

Sento

Guys, I think we broke him

Chase

If it helps, Gou, I also find you cute

Shoutaro

I don’t think that really helps, Chase

Gou

...I need a moment

Chapter Text

Shoutaro

Haruto

Have you apologized to Decade’s friends?

Haruto

Yes

Kenzaki

Okay, what did the magic kid do now?

Shoutaro

This

Shoutaro

(photo of a kitten with brown fur and an all too familiar magenta camera on their neck)

Wataru

...Great, now we have a demon kitty 

Shoutaro 

The worst part is that Daiki took his clothes so I’m pretty sure Tsukasa will be naked when the spell wears off

Philip

You should’ve seen him when he first transformed

Philip

(photo of Kitty Tsukasa attacking Haruto, leaving scratches on his arm)

Kouta

Ow

That’s had to hurt

Haruto

Tell me about it

But it is kind of entertaining 

Gentaro was there when he transformed and this happened

Haruto

(photo of Gentaro cuddling a struggling Kitty Tsukasa with the KRC in the background)

Wataru

I’M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Emu

I AM DYING OVER HERE

Kouta

Guess even the Destroyer of Worlds can’t withstand the Friendship Monster 。+゜(*´>艸<｀*)。+゜

Shinnosuke

Um, Gentaro

I don’t think Kadoya is breathing

Kouta

And I’m pretty sure your boyfriend doesn’t like you cuddling Tsukasa like that

Gentaro

Does that mean I have to cuddle both of them?

Emu

That’s not what he meant (；￣Д￣)

Hitoshi

You do realize Kadoya will kill you when he realizes you took photos, right?

Haruto

Worth it

Chapter Text

Shoutaro

Philip

Why is the office on fire?!

Philip

I didn’t cause it this time, I swear!

Haruto did!

Haruto

Sorry

Shoutaro

WHAT THE HELL, SOUMA?!

WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO YOU?!

Haruto

IT’S NOT WHAT YOU DID, IT’S WHAT BUILD DID!

Shoutaro

Sento

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!

Sento

...I tricked Haruto into eating a jelly filled sugar donut?

Shoutaro

...That is not worth attacking Sento over, Haruto!

Haruto

YES IT IS

HE MADE ME BETRAY MY PLAIN SUGAR!

Sento

In my defense, I had no idea he would react this strongly!

Philip

Um, can anyone lend us a hand?

Things are escalating

Philip

(photo of Haruto chasing Sento as he starts causing fires everywhere)

Shoutaro

You do realize that’s destruction of public property?

Haruto

I DON’T CARE!

I WON’T REST UNTIL I HAVE VENGEANCE!

Shoutaro

UGH

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU GUYS

Philip

I’ll call Rinko-san and have Akiko get her slipper ready, aibou 

Shinnosuke

And I’ll come with Emu-san in case things escalate more

Eiji

Wow, I feel bad for Shoutaro having to deal with this all the time

Sougo

Well, Haruto-san is as petty as Tsukasa-senpai

Tsukasa

WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Chapter Text

Misora

Rinko-san

When will the personality swap spell on our boys wear off?

Rinko

Shunpei said it should wear off in an hour or so

Misora

One hour?!

I don’t think I can handle this much longer

Tsukuyomi

Something wrong, Misora?

Misora

I basically have to deal with three idiots now and it’s driving me insane 

Poppy

Know how you feel

Emu-kun is about as grumpy as Hiiro-san now

Yua

Having a non-pun making Hiden is so… weird

Hina

Eiji is basically the same as Ankh now

Natsumi

I think having a behaved Tsukasa is fine

Yuuki

About that, Natsumi-san...

Gen-chan…

Well...

Yuuki

(photo of Gentaro punching Tsukasa in the face)

Natsumi

...I don’t know whether to laugh or feel bad for Tsukasa

Yuuki

Natsumi-san!

Gen-chan will be devastated to learn what happened o(TヘTo)

Natsumi

Why aren’t the boys stopping the fight, though?

Tomoko

...Daiki was busy taping the whole thing and Ryusei-kun was too shocked to realize what was happening 

Natsumi

I’ll be sure to Pressure Point him later, then

Chapter Text

Shinnosuke

So what you’re saying, Kenzaki

Is that we should have some kind of code word in case we run into imposters again?

Kenzaki

Yeah, something like that

Say something only we should really know

Kouta

Like how I accidentally introduced myself as a space god the first time I met Shinnosuke?

Sento

Or what I did in front of Shoutaro when I first got together with Ryuuga?

Haruto

Or how Takeru is bicurious?

Shinnosuke

...What?

Takeru

HARUTO-SAN

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT

Shinnosuke

Takeru-kun 

What is Haruto talking about?

Takeru

...My first thought when I saw Makoto-nii-san was that he really looked good in leather

And things downspiraled from there

Shinnosuke

...Can’t blame you on that

Chapter Text

Sougo

Tsukasa-senpai

We need to talk about your not-boyfriend, Kaito

Tsukasa

What did he do this time?

Sougo

He’s taking payback for the sea cucumber incident

And it’s not pretty 

Tsukasa

What kind of payback?

Takeru

He told Akari about my bad grades!

Wataru

He replaced all my violins with out of tune ones!

Hitoshi

He stole all my training gears!

Haruto

And I haven’t been able to buy a plain sugar donut for a week!

Tsukasa

That bad, huh?

Hitoshi

Affirmative

Tsukasa

I’ll sic Natsumi on him, then

Wataru

Thank you!

Sougo

Hey, Tsukasa-san

If Kaito-san’s not your boyfriend

What is he to you anyway?

Tsukasa

...Some kind of yandere stalker I guess?

Kind of like that guy in the scarf that always follows you around

Sougo

H-Hey! 

Woz is not like that!

Tsukasa

...Has the guy ever watched you sleep?

Sougo

...Point taken

Chapter Text

Nitoh

Well that was one very… eventful day

Ryuuga

I agree with you on that

Hikawa

I am SO killing Souma when I see him

Yuuto

Not if I get to him first!

Kaoru

Whoa, whoa, whoa

What’s with the death threats?

Keisuke

Did we… miss something?

Nitoh

Haruto did another one of his spell flubs and made some of the others switch bodies

There was Yuuto with Kagami, Hikawa with Fuwa, Date with Hiiro, Fukami with Terui, and Banjou with Akiyama

Sakuya

Wow

Daiki

That must’ve sucked

Iori 

Was there… trouble?

Hikawa

YOU BET THERE WAS!

SHOUICHI TOLD ME I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT HIS PUNS ALL DAY SO NOW HE HAS BEEN TELLING ME THEM NON STOP!

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR, FUWA?!

Isamu

YOU SHOULD GET ONE, HIKAWA!

MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN CRYING BECAUSE I SUPPOSEDLY HAVEN’T LAUGHED AT HIS JOKES!

HE’S IN LOVE WITH MY LAUGH! 

THAT’S WHAT MAKES HIM HAPPY!

Gou

...Am I glad I wasn’t affected by this

Geiz

Me too

So, how was everyone else’s day?

Date

Your co-workers are really nice, Hiiro-san!

I had a great time with them playing video games together

I even took a selfie with that Kiriya in a hawaiin shirt!

Hiiro

YOU DID WHAT?!

No wonder he was looking at me weird and Hojo told me that my gaming skills had suddenly got better

Well, at least I got to eat those cakes Kougami made for me when I was in your body

Although I don’t know how you can stand being around Hino without losing your mind

Shintaro

You just get used to it, Hiiro-san 

We learned to deal with them years ago

Fukami

I had a very uncomfortable day in your body, Terui-san

Truth is, I am asexual and your wife was trying to kiss me all day

Plus she eats as much takoyaki as Alain does

Ryu

That would explain why she was pouting at me when I turned back to normal

At least your sister was much more understanding and gave me some space

And kept your Alain friend away from me as I tried to get my bearings

Yuuto

Arata, why are you dating Tendou again?

I couldn’t stand being in the same room as him with that stupid ego and his freaking grandma quotes!

Kagami

Hey, he has his good points!

At least your Deneb friend was very nice to me

And he makes great food almost as much as my boyfriend!

Couldn’t stop myself from eating all of it

Yuuto

So that’s why he said I have been eating shiitake...

Ryuuga

It was fine being in your body, Akiyama-san

That Shinji guy wasn’t so bad

Even practiced a few of my moves with him

But do you know why Sento is currently not talking with me?

Ren

Your husband was trying to have sex with me all day and I had to refuse him everytime!

Are you two really that horny?!

And why the fuck is your body covered in so many hickeys?!

Ryuuga

...I like it rough with my husband?

Ryusei

TMI YOU TWO

TMI!

Chapter Text

Sento

Philip

Why is there this video of Shoutaro getting into a fight with Akiko and some other guy online?

I’m assuming something happened while you were in Osaka?

Shoutaro

Damnit

I was hoping no one was filming that

Haruto

I have got to hear this story

Philip

So we were in Osaka at that nice takoyaki place Akiko wanted to visit

But there was only one piece left

And we were about to buy it when one of Takeru’s friends cut in line to get it himself

Sougo

What was that friend doing there anyway?

Takeru

Alain’s takoyaki maker broke and we were getting a new one when we went past the stall 

He was hungry and wanted some right at that moment

Kouta

And let me guess

A fight ensued

Takeru

Yes

Kanon and Terui-san tried to stop them from fighting but were failing

Akiko-san also slippered me, Philip-san, and Makoto-nii-san when we tried to help

Sento

Ouch 

That had to hurt

Philip

Meanwhile, Shoutaro is watching the whole thing when he suddenly screams and decides the best way to resolve the conflict is to eat the last takoyaki 

Shinji

That’s not one of your brightest ideas, Hidari 

Shoutaro

Would you stop getting on my case?!

Takeru

Then Alain and Akiko stared at him for a minute or so before they attacked Shoutaro-san instead and stormed off

Philip

And they left him with this

Philip

(photo of Shoutaro with a nasty black eye on the left side of his face)

Tsukasa

...Wow, not only are you half boiled you’re also an idiot

Shoutaro

STOP CALLING ME HALF BOILED!

Sento

We really need to do something about Akiko’s appetite… 

Chapter Text

Haruto

So, guys

I may have cast a new spell

That caused some of your secondaries to switch bodies

Which is why they might have been acting strange lately

Takeru

Eh?!

Ryotaro

You did what?!

Shouichi

...So Makoto doesn’t find me funny after all?

Haruto

Sorry, Shouichi, he doesn’t

Shouichi

Why you have to dash my hopes like that... (´;︵;`)

Aruto

So that’s why Isamu hasn’t been laughing at my jokes 

Tendou

And why Kagami has been leaving the room the moment I start to say something

Shinji

And why Ren has been acting real nice lately

Philip

And why Terui has been avoiding Akiko

Eiji

And why Date has been acting a bit grumpy

Emu

And why Hiiro has suddenly gotten some gaming skills

Sento

And why my Ryuuga has been refusing my sexual advances!

Shoutaro

I didn’t need to hear that last part!

Aruto

What the hell, Haruto-san?!

For a moment I thought my boyfriend didn’t love me anymore!

Sento

I thought the same with my husband!

Why are you always testing your new spells on us?!

Haruto

Because I’m not stupid enough to test them on myself?

Shinnosuke

What kind of answer is that?!

Listen, if anyone wants to talk to him, he’s hiding at my place

Haruto

WTF SHINNOSUKE

Shinnosuke

Consider this your punishment

Haruto

TRAITOR

Sento

I CALL DIBS ON KILLING HIM!

Aruto

NOT IF ME AND MY BOYFRIEND GET TO HIM FIRST!

Tsukasa

Who wants to watch the massacre with me?

Kouta

I do!

Takumi

I’ll bring snacks for anyone who needs them!

Philip

And I’ll keep count of any betting pools

Shinnosuke

….5000 yen that Sento will kill Haruto first

Haruto

I HATE YOU ALL!

Chapter Text

Tsukasa

I’m just saying

My predecessors are more gayer than all of us

Shoutaro

And what proof do you have of that?

Tsukasa

Just look at Godai and his boyfriend 

Tsukasa

Tsukasa

And this happened after the two JUST met

Yusuke

...I concede to that point

Tsukasa

Then we have this about Kenzaki and Aikawa...

Tsukasa

Kenzaki

T-THERE’S A RING OF US?!

Emu

So you two are a couple after all!

Kouta

It’s official guys!

Kenzaki

ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!

Haruto

I think we broke him, guys

Tsukasa

Heh

Sougo

Wait a minute, everyone

Look what I discovered

Sougo

Tsukasa

EH?!

Shinnosuke

Are you SURE Daiki’s not your boyfriend, Kadoya?

Sento

You two aren’t exactly subtle…

Tsukasa

...I need a moment

Chapter Text

Tsukasa

Hey does anyone know why Kazuraba looked spooked the last time I visited him?

Gentaro

Oh, that

Must’ve been still spooked

Sougo

Spooked?

What the heck happened?

Gentaro

...Kouta kind of turned me into a beagle and Kengo gave him an hour long lecture that scared the heck out of him?

Haruto

...the literal space god got spooked by your boyfriend?

Gentaro

Yes?

Kouta

I was not that spooked!

Tsukasa

Oh, he’s coherent 

Haruto

Seriously, Kouta

How could you be scared of that guy?

You could probably beat that guy

Kouta

He threatened to tell my sister along with Mai and Micchy!

I’m scared of them!

Besides, I’m not the only one scared of my boyfriend and girlfriend!

Just look at Shinnosuke!

Shinnosuke

Don’t drag me into this!

Tsukasa

Oh yeah I forgot about Mr. Officer and his wife

Don’t you like being scared of her, though?

Haruto

You’re right, Tsukasa

He probably has a thing for being manhandled

Kouta

Agreed 

Shinnosuke

I’M PLACING YOU ALL UNDER ARREST FOR POLICE HARASSMENT!

Chapter Text

Ryu

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DAIKI KAITO 

Kaito

Look, I said I was sorry

Can’t you forgive me?

Ryu

I have my hands filled with one horny couple in the form of Ryuuga and Sento

So please, watch where you’re making out!

Nitoh

Whoa

What happened?

Ryu

Daiki was making out with Kadoya on Shoutaro’s desk

Isamu

Really, Daiki?!

Wasn’t making out on my boyfriend’s desk enough for you?!

Yuuto

Well, they are basically like two horny kids?

They already made out on the Den-Liner once

Kagami

And in my office

Hikawa

And at Shouichi’s restaurant 

Keisuke

And in Wataru’s house

Gou

And in one of the SIU’s closets

Date

And at the Kougami Foundation 

Shintaro

And in the kitchen at Cafe Coussier

Fukami

And in a backroom at the temple

Ryusei

And in the Rabbit Hutch

Hiiro

And in a patient room at the hospital

Geiz

And on my boyfriend’s bed!

Isamu

Wow

What are you to gain from all of this, Daiki?

Kaito

I’m trying to make Tsukasa see me as more than a “friend with benefits” so to speak

So I’ll be forcing him into more make outs so to speak

Tachibana

And I thought Kenzaki and Aikawa had bad UST...

Chapter Text

Haruto

KOUTA

Kouta

What?

Haruto

Take a look

Haruto

(photo of the Donut Shop Hungry covered in vines)

Kouta

Aren’t those… Helheim plants?!

Haruto

Nitoh found one of those Invees plants and decided to make it grow without telling anyone

Now it’s growing everywhere

Can’t you come along and do plant control or something?!

Kouta

...I’m on it

Tsukasa

So, how was plant control today?

Haruto

Exhausting… 

Kouta

Seriously, what was your friend thinking about dealing with those things? 

Well, at least the owner gave me some nice donuts as thanks

But what’s with the ones with mayo?

Haruto

Blame Nitoh

Tsukasa

Hey, did you know Haruto almost married the donut shop owner once?

Haruto

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THAT!

Kouta

....Should I ask?

Gentaro

Let’s just say she looked a lot younger when he met her back then

Or was it a he?

Can’t tell

Sougo

I thought you were asexual, senpai…

Sento

Never thought you’d go for that, Souma!

Shinnosuke

If it helps, I am fully supportive of your choices

Haruto

ONORE DICKEIDO!

Chapter Text

Haruto

Tsukasa

About the ring you gave me that your not boyfriend stole…

It’s talking to me

Literally

Tsukasa

Wait 

A ring talked back to you?

Haruto

Yes

And it gave me his owner’s name

Can you ask your not boyfriend which dimension he got it from and bring him to me?

The ring says he’s needed to fight evil and stuff like that

Tsukasa

On it

Haruto

GUYS

THIS IS BAD

Shinnosuke

What kind of bad?

Haruto

So Tsukasa brought the ring’s owner to me

His name was Dougai

But when Dougai came, this other guy followed him

AND HERE’S WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE

Haruto

(photo of Dougai fighting someone with silver hair and one very familiar face) 

Sougo

Is that...

Shinji

OMG THERE’S TWO TSUKASAS?!

Kenzaki

WTF?!

Kouta

I AM DONE

ONE WAS BAD ENOUGH

I AM NOT DEALING WITH TWO OF THEM!

Tsukasa

Am I really that bad to deal with?

Eiji

YES!

Sougo

...A little?

Tsukasa

I appreciate the honesty, kid

Chapter Text

Yuuki

Ryusei-kun! Tomoko-chan!

How could you get married without telling us?!

JK

And how come that tabloid found out before I did?!

I’m legit, guys!

Ryusei 

Everyone I can explain

But right now, we’re currently having trouble!

Ryusei

(photo of a crowd filled with dozens of paparazzi)

Tomoko

They’ve been outside our apartment ever since the news came out

Kengo

Oh right

I forgot Tomoko’s a famous author, so she probably has paparazzi waiting for them

Shun

If it helps, we can come down there with Gentaro as soon as we can cheer him up

Tomoko

What do you mean by that?

Yuuki

I understand what you did, but it doesn’t mean I’m happy about it!

Look what Gen-chan did when he heard the news!

Yuuki

(photo of Fourze sitting on the moon, clearly sulking)

Miu

He’s been like that for an hour

Tomoko

...Oh dear

Ryusei

I feel like I just kicked a puppy…

Yuuki

You should! 

Chapter Text

Akiko

Guys!

What happened to the back wall of the garage?!

I didn’t hear anything about this!

Philip

Don’t worry Akiko 

Shoutaro is busy being mad at Sento

Akiko

So it was him this time?!

What happened?!

Philip

He wanted to fully demonstrate the abilities of the Genius Fullbottle

And decided using Rocket was the best choice

Akiko

I can’t even with you two

Shoutaro

Sorry about that, Akiko

Sento has learned his lesson

Philip

You’re done lecturing him already, Shoutaro?

Shoutaro

He’s in a corner right now reflecting on his actions

Ryuuga

I am so sorry about him 

Sento

(photo of Sento pouting with puppy dog eyes)

Sento

Please forgive me, Ryuuga!

Ryuuga

We’ve been over this

That doesn’t work on me

Sento

.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

Shoutaro

Why do you let your husband do these explosive experiments anyway?

Sento

My husband is perfectly fine in letting me do these experiments

Especially on him!

Ryuuga

I told you not to tell anyone about that, babe!

Shoutaro

You do what?

Are you some kind of masochist or something, Ryuuga?

Ryuuga

….

Shoutaro

...Sweet mother of Gaim, you are

Chapter Text

Tsukasa

So, kid

What do you think about my sister?

Wataru

Wait, wait, wait

You have a sister? 

Tsukasa

Yes? 

And she was just visiting Sougo, so I am asking him how did it go

Sougo

She was real nice

She also gave me this!

Sougo

(photo of a tiny baby boy in pink clothes)

Tsukasa

S-SHE GAVE YOU MY BABY PICTURES?!

Sougo

Yep!

Shinji

Holy Gaim!

He liked pink even as a child!

Tsukasa

IT’S MAGENTA GODDAMNIT!

MAGENTA!

Sougo

And that’s not even the only one she gave me

Sougo

(photo of baby Tsukasa wearing a cat onesie)

Takeru

Awwwwwww….

Kenzaki

I can’t believe this sweet kid grew up into a nightmare

Gentaro

Cute senpai kita!

Tsukasa

Will you stop embarrassing me, kid?!

Sougo

But Sayo-chan said I should post them!

Tsukasa

No more pictures!

I’m gonna kill her later...

Shoutaro

Nice onesie, Kadoya 

Real intimidating...

Tsukasa

Why, you...

Well, two can play at that game, Hidari!

Tsukasa

(photo of a tiny baby taking a bath)

Shoutaro

HOW IN THE NAME OF GAIM DID YOU GET THAT?!

Tsukasa

Akiko found them when she was cleaning the agency one day and gave it to me for blackmail purposes

Philip

I’ll have to thank her later for the pictures of my cute husband <3

Sento

Well, there goes your dignity, Shoutaro

Tsukasa

I thought he didn’t have any in the first place

Shoutaro

ONORE DICKEIDO!

Chapter Text

Tsukasa

You telling me you had a crush on Sento when you first met him, kid?

Sougo

Well, yeah

He saved my life kinda?

And he was… kind of handsome?

Sento

I don’t mind, Sougo-kun

I mean, who wouldn’t fall for me? 

Shoutaro

Your ego is showing again, Sento

And personally, Sougo, I think you have poor taste

Sento

And what is that supposed to mean?!

Tsukasa

Oh yeah, I agree with you, Hidari

Look at the stuff I found about Kiryuu

Tsukasa

Tsukasa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WL2lshqpHE  

Tsukasa

https://kurokoma-saki. /post/184919122955/no-ones-uploaded-this-scene-in-video-format-so  

Kouta

You have hair boners, Sento?!

Haruto

I can’t believe you use your husband like that, Sento

Shotuaro

Or the fact that you went over to those puppies

Sougo

...You’re right about Sento-senpai, everyone

Sento

First of all, it’s not a hair boner

Second, my husband is willing to help in my experiments

And third, I’m pretty sure you would do the same thing with cats, Shoutaro!

Philip

...Now that I think about it, he did once

Shoutaro

Philip!

Tsukasa

Doesn’t change the fact you aren’t good taste

Just look at this scene with some of your predecessors  

Tsukasa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwV_3pDdh7Q  

Wataru

...Wow

Kenzaki

Ladies and gentleman, the defenders of the universe

Takumi

What's with that catchphrase, Hino?!

Haruto

You guys are idiots, you know that? 

Shinnosuke

Can’t believe you got scolded like that, Kouta

Sougo

What were you guys all saying?

Sento

...Anybody want to help me kill Tsukasa later?

Kouta

I’m in!

Emu

Me too!

Eiji

Me three!

Chapter Text

Sougo

Ugh

I am so tired

Shinnosuke

What happened, Sougo-kun?

Sougo

I was just fighting off this leftover Timejacker and had to deal with the timeline falling apart again

And I nearly had my memory erased

Is this why you hate time travel stuff, Tomari-san?

Shinnosuke

...Pretty much

Why do you think I had to stop Sento from trying to make a time machine out of my car?

Sougo

For some reason I am not surprised he tried to do that

Philip

Oh that reminds me

Emu-san, could you head over to the Agency please? 

Sento tried to recreate Tomari’s Rider Kick and he had failed

Horribly

Shoutaro

He actually went through with it?

I told him it was probably a bad idea!

Philip

I tried to talk him out of it

But he kept insisting “it’s just physics and math stuff, I’ll be fine!”

Emu

I’ll head down there soon

Sougo 

You know, for a genius, Sento-senpai can be such an idiot sometimes

Shinnosuke

It’s because of his ego, kid

Chapter Text

Sougo

Senpai 

Look at what Tsukasa-senpai has

Sougo

(photo of piles of Kamen Rider DVDs)

Sougo

Apparently he get his info on us from that 

He stockpiled them from another dimension

Shinnosuke

Well, that explains how he knows so much about us

Shoutaro

Please tell me you confiscated them

Sougo

Yes

But I was curious and watched a little 

Shinnosuke

...How much?

Sougo

Just Shoutaro-senpai and Philip-senpai’s season for now

And I saw something really interesting though...

Sougo

Sougo

...Should I ask?

Shoutaro

...Please don’t

Ryotaro

I don’t even want to know

Haruto

He looks kind of cute, though

Shinnosuke

Wow

Sento

And I thought the outfit he wore during his K-Pop binge was ridiculous…

Shoutaro

That’s not even the most ridiculous thing he’s done 

Chapter Text

Shinnosuke

HARUTO SOUMA

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR SPELL TESTING

Haruto

...You technically said not to do anything to the Riders? 

Shinnosuke

I TECHNICALLY HAVE A HUSBAND NOW!

Haruto

...I’ll tell Shunpei to be my test dummy then

Gentaro

Can this spell wear off sooner, though?

Miu has a big photo shoot coming up, and she can’t make it in her current state!

Yusuke

At least Sakurako is taking it fine?

She’s been really nice and understanding of the situation

Shouichi

Can’t say the same for me

Ozawa has been complaining about it all day

Aruto

Tell me about it

Isamu tried to calm down Yua and he got punched in the face instead

Apparently he said something about her not being feminine enough?

Shoutaro

Yowch

Know how you feel 

Akiko already slippered Ryuuga out cold for it

Probably still sensitive about last time

Sougo

What happened?

Shoutaro

The Agency had to act as decoys for a case once

And Philip was playing the girl being kidnapped instead of Akiko

She kind of have an existential crisis about it

Sento

Well, she wouldn’t exactly fit the criteria

She’s definitely not the kind of damsel you want to kidnap

Not to mention she’s lacking in the feminine department

I mean have you evpadsjioaasdj;kl

Sougo

Sento-senpai?

Sento

This is Akiko 

Sento is currently unconscious 

Now then

Shoutaro

Philip 

Do you have anything else to say about me?

Shoutaro

...Chief, you’re a precious member of the Agency and a really great person

Philip

You are very lady-like!

Sento

Thank you! <3

Haruto

...I’m doomed, aren’t I?

Shoutaro

Yep

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Sento

TSUKASA KADOYA

Tsukasa

I didn’t do anything this time, I swear!

Sento

Technically it is your fault, since what just happened wouldn’t have if you hadn’t known Daiki!

Tsukasa

What kind of logic is that?!

Shinnosuke

Our point is, we need to find Daiki and currently the Secondary Riders chat can’t seem to contact him

He’s been on a stealing spree again

Tsukasa

...What did he steal this time?

Shoutaro

The Gaia Memories

Eiji

And Team Birth’s Medals plus my Core Medals

Gentaro

And my Switches

Haruto

And my Magic Rings

Kouta

And the Lockseeds

Shinnosuke

And my Shift Cars plus Gou’s Signal Bikes

Takeru

And the Eyecons

Emu

And the Gashats 

Sento

And the Fullbottles

Sougo

And the Ridewatches

Aruto

And the Progerise Keys!

Tsukasa

...Wow, that’s a lot 

Philip

So are you going to control your boyfriend or not?

Tsukasa

He’s not my boyfriend!

Shoutaro

...Do you want me to sic Natsumi on you two?

Tsukasa

...Fine, I’ll get him to give your stuff back

Sougo

Wait, guys, I think I found him

Sougo

(photo of Daiki being chased by the Shift Cars, the Signal Bikes, and the fifteen Heroic spirits)

Kouta

...Wait, those are sentient?

Shinnosuke

Yep

Takeru

Uh huh!

Haruto

So, are we gonna save Daiki and take the stuff back now or watch him get punishment and get the stuff back later?

Tsukasa

I vote the latter

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Ryotaro

Hello, everyone

Momotaros

Ryotaro, what are you doing on the chat?

Ryotaro

Owner gave me access to this Group Chat 

Now, can anyone please explain to me what happened to the Den-Liner?!

Momotaros

I was hoping you wouldn’t find out

For the record, it was Kozo's fault!

Ryutaros

No, it was your fault!

Kintaros

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Ryotaro

..Did Kintaros fall asleep on his phone again?

Momotaros

Yep

Ryotaro

Urataros, can you explain to me what happened?

Urataros

It all started when Ryutaros tried to sneak another cat on board and we were arguing for him to take it back 

Suddenly the cat attacked Yuuto

We all tried to get him off

Ryotaro

And how did this lead to part of the Den-Liner exploding?

Urataros

Momotaros thought it would be a good idea to use our weapons to get the cat off

Ryotaro

Oh

Ryutaros

It was technically Momotaros’ fault since he immediately defaulted to violence!

Momotaros

No, it was your fault for bringing the damn cat in the first place!

Ryotaro

…It’s your fault

I’m cutting off your pudding privileges 

Momotaros

AW, COME ON!

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Shoutaro

So how was the party with my predecessors, Aruto?

Aruto

It was great!

I stayed away from the alcohol this time

Everyone else is probably dealing with hangovers though

Haruto

So… were there any drunk shenanigans?

Aruto

Lots

Tendou trying doing his speech on top of a table and nearly fell off it

Tsugami-san starting making flirty puns with his boyfriend and he was wailing in embarrassment

And Kido-san started clinging to people like a koala

Don’t even get me started on what Takumi-san did

Kouta

What did he do?

Aruto 

Well, Takumi’s boyfriend Yuji started stripping in front of all of us 

So Takumi starts screaming at him to stop

When he says, and I quote, “I AM THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO SEE YOU NAKED!”

Haruto

...OMG ∗˚(* ˃̤൬˂̤ *)˚∗

Shoutaro

Doesn’t he realize how that sounds?!

Aruto

I know!

Pretty much everyone in the room stopped and started blushing, snickering, or facepalming about it

And Takumi turned brighter than a tomato as he processed what he just said 

Before Yuji just smiled and took Takumi away

Haruto

I’m presuming to a closet where they can bang

Shoutaro

Wow 

Aruto

This was my favorite part of the party, though

Aruto

(photo of Yua rider kicking Tsukasa in the crotch)

Haruto

SWEET MOTHER OF-

Kouta

I’M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR

Sento

KARMA HAS FINALLY STRUCK THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

Shinnosuke

...What brought this on

Aruto

Not sure

But nobody stopped her because we all decided he deserved it

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Tsukasa

HARUTO SOUMA

WHY AM I STUCK TO KAITO?!

Haruto

So you got stuck to him, huh? 

Shinnosuke

What did you do this time, Souma?

Haruto

I tried to get back at Daiki for stealing our stuff

So I boobytrapped a ring I knew he would steal from me with a spell that would stick him to the nearest thing for a few hours

Guess that nearest thing was Pinkie over here

Tsukasa

FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM MAGENTA!

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN A FEW HOURS?!

I CAN’T STAND BEING STUCK LIKE THIS!

Haruto

I think it’s nice punishment for you and your boyfriend

Tsukasa

HE’S NOT qpiwqeiondz

Sougo

Is Daiki-san making out with you again, Tsukasa-senpai?

Tsukasa

No, this is Natsumi

I just hit both of them with the Laughter Pressure Point 

And by the way, thank you, Haruto-san

I needed a good way to stop their bickering for a while

Haruto

No problem, I guess?

Tsukasa

Listen, if you want to do any more of your spell things on the boys, you are free to do so

They had it coming for a long time

Haruto

You have a deal!

Aruto

Senpai, are you gonna allow this? 

I mean, what has Kadoya-senpai ever done to you all?

Shinji

Yes, and Kadoya is usually the cause of some multiverse ending problem

Wataru

And he pulls pranks on us on a daily basis

Kouta

And he also got us involved in a few wars

Sougo

And he ate my dinner!

Aruto

...I’m not gonna ask about that last part

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Aruto

So how’s the hot spring trip, everyone?

Shinnosuke

...Could be better

Takeru

Well, we have four overheated people on hand

Takeru

(photo of Shinnosuke, Philip, Haruto, and Eiji dragging the unconscious forms of Kouta, Shoutaro, Gentaro, and Sougo respectively to bed)

Shinji

Whoa, what happened?

Takeru

Kouta-san, Hojo-sensei, Sougo-kun, Hidari-san, and Gentaro-kun were having a competition to see who could stay in the longest so they can prove they’re more cooler than the others

Philip

And Emu won

Shinnosuke

Seriously, why didn’t you stop these idiots, Hojo? 

Emu

Genius Gamer M never backs down from a challenge!

Shinnosuke

Don’t make me take away your game systems!

Emu

Try me, officer!

Haruto

Yeah, so that happened

Eiji

At least they’re not freaking out like Sento is right now

Haruto

Yeah, you’re right

Just look at him

Haruto

(photo of Sento with red skin) 

Tsukasa

Nice look, bunny boy (●´艸`)

Sento

It’s not funny!

I look like a cooked crustacean!

How can I go back like this?!

Aruto

Well, don’t feel crabby about that!

Shouichi

And you should’ve springed out of there sooner!

Aruto

Hai, Aruto and Shouichi janai to! 

Sento

...This is terrible

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Kenzaki

Having fun at that ski resort, everyone? 

Emu

...It’s stressful

Especially since Takeru and Kouta keep yeeting themselves off the dangerous slopes

Takeru