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irisbest : could we PLEASE get an update

irisbest : the peace of my family is at stake

oliverqueen : so dramatic

irisbest : excuse you my dad just found out we’ve been lying to him for a month this LITERALLY is my family peace

pipes : i wouldn’t say you lied to him

pipes : he never asked if you knew eddie right

lesbianda : well how should he have expected THAT

bilance : always expect the unexpected

bilance : detective 101

oliverqueer : isn’t that just. Sherlock holmes

bilance : who is the greatest detective known to man, yes.

irisbest : honestly i cant even tell if ANY of you are on my side

transco : we’re always on your side

lesbianda : arm emoji

irisbest : oh god dad is calling me

irisbest : edward theodore thawne next time you decide to pass on info about us all confer first you asshole

transco : uh oh full name

transco : you’re screwed

pipes : rip iris ann west 1996-2018

transco : press f to pay respects

babybibibi : f

snowflake : f

pipes : f

bilance : f

lesbianda : f

oliverqueer : seriously????

transco : pay respects oliver

lesbianda : yeah your actual bodyguard just died

oliverqueer : sighs

oliverqueer : f

bilance : glad we settled that

detectiveprettybi : i’ll die won’t i

babybibibi : if west doesn’t kill you his daughter will

detectiveprettybi : gotta say joe is pretty calm about that actually

bilance : EDDIE

bilance : I do not shout easily I am disTRESSED don’t disappoint me my fav bi

babybibibi : i cant even pretend to be offended

babybibibi : bc these compliments might work as a bribe

detectiveprettybi : i legally ain’t allowed to tell y’all anything

pipes : you literally never cared about that

detectiveprettybi : ??????

detectiveprettybi : pretty sure I did

babybibibi : did you though

transco : spill the beans

snowflake : Eddie please

oliverqueer : cait needs her bar/Snart content

bilance : they’re called captain space pay attention Ollie

lesbianda : personally I preferred coldbar

transco : legend

pipes : Linda you’re setting the wrong focus here

pipes : who are you

lesbianda : im the one who won’t get Eddie fired

detectiveprettybi : thank you

babybibibi : what does your best friend say about you supporting cops

lesbianda : idk idc

pipes : I WANNA KNOW THE DEETS ON SNART

oliverqueer : i think it’s safe to say we all want that

pipes : are bar and mick there now we don’t know ANYTHING

detectiveprettybi : yes

detectiveprettybi : although joe is trying to convince bar to leave

transco : oh so about bar you can talk huh

detectiveprettybi : THEY ARENT IN A HOLDING CELL

pipes : so mick is???

detectiveprettybi : fuck

lesbianda : yep seems like he is

detectiveprettybi : oh fuck off

transco : lmao eddie you idiot

lesbianda : how did mick end up in that cell

bilance : you know just staying silent for 5 mins doesn’t help

pipes : yeah eddie its not like we aint gonna know about it

babybibibi : and you already fucked up so whats a lil more

detectiveprettybi : how are you all so nosy

oliverqueer : eddie lmao

bilance : that’s so rich coming from you eddie

lesbianda : sara where were you

bilance : trying to get intel that wont put eddie’s job in danger

detectiveprettybi : bless you

bilance : but it didnt work so spill the beans

detectiveprettybi : ….

irisbest : who did you ask

bilance : hacker friend

oliverqueer : it wasnt felicity was it

bilance : no BUT HOW DID I NOT THINK OF HER

pipes : we’ll come back to that later

pipes : stop distracting eddie

detectiveprettybi : jesus christ on a bicycle

detectiveprettybi : mick ended up in the cell bc he wanted to get in there

detectiveprettybi : bar wanted too but joe and snart werent having it

babybibibi : but what happened!!!!

detectiveprettybi : idk this aint my case

detectiveprettybi : all i know is that snart got into a fight

detectiveprettybi : the end

bilance : but with whom

detectiveprettybi : I Can't tell!!!!!

lesbianda : i need To start teaching the ways of snooping

transco : please do

oliverqueer : Linda you aren’t even sneaky about it

lesbianda : Right i am so blunt ppl don’t realize they shouldn’t be telling me stuff

pipes : so what’s going on now?

detectiveprettybi : bar and joe are arguing while joe is on the phone w iris, mick is in Snart’s cell but from what I can tell they’re just brooding next to one another

snowflake : you should have just not said anything to joe

detectiveprettybi : can i just point out that IRIS wanted to tell him MULTIPLE times

pipes : yeah but she wanted to do it before it was too late edward theodore

transco : full name. You fucked up

babybibibi : can i point out what a stupid rule that is

transco : it’s literally how life works

bilance : yeah ronald benjamin raymond

babybibibi : why.

oliverqueer : why does this have to happen on the night before the semester begins though

pipes : now that’s a big mood

transco : snart’s dramatic ass

lesbianda : the question is when we’ll get new intel

bilance : honestly it’s 1:30

babybibibi : i already forced cait to sleep

babybibibi : her first class starts at 8

transco : now that’s just cruel

pipes : i thought cait could run on 3h of sleep

babybibibi : she can but that still ain’t good

lesbianda : we stan a thoughtful fiance

oliverqueer : eddie disappeared too huh

bilance : i feel like we aint getting any intel any more

lesbianda : where’s that stamina gone @ eddie

pipes : i thought eddie would only disappear when iris got out of the phone call

transco : joe can intimidate multiple ppl at once

lesbianda : yeah

babybibibi : okay but everyone is safe and sound right so no need to worry more

transco : yes you can go to sleep

babybibibi : thank god

babybibibi : i have a meeting with wells at 10

bilance : i’ll just keep the watch

bilance : it’s day for me anyways

pipes : bless

bilance : now go to bed

transco : yes mom

lesbianda : love you mom

oliverqueer : no

bilance : spoilsport

oliverqueer : gladly

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heatwave added captaincold to the chat

transco : OH WORM

bilance : the biggest plottwist

lesbianda : mick taking action? Yeah

heatwave : fuck you

transco : that’s more like it

lesbianda : so what’s going on

heatwave : got sent home

pipes : you really spent the night?

heatwave : aint the first cot i slept on

heatwave : fuckin asshole

bilance : who now

heatwave : everyone

transco : speaking of those where IS everyone

lesbianda : i feel like bar and iris might got their phones taken away tbh

pipes : yeah seems like a joe thing to do

heatwave : dont care

bilance : what about snart

heatwave : one on one with west and singh

pipes : that’s. Not what a one on one is

transco : fantasy foursome

lesbianda : yikes cisco.

bilance : there’s a dot she’s very serious

lesbianda : i am

lesbianda : joe and singh could be your dads

pipes : you said yourself that singh could get it and you’re right

transco : i was joking dhfjjfk but good to know my boyfriend would fuck anyone who comes his way

bilance : don’t act like that’s news to you

pipes : yeah

oliverqueer : how the hell are YOU ALL changing the topic

lesbianda : bc there’s not more to get out of mick is there

heatwave : nope

bilance : im glad you know each other so well

oliverqueer : where’s eddie

pipes : oh no what if west killed him

pipes : there goes my plan for moving out

bilance : so much love

lesbianda : why do i feel like snart wouldnt like that mick added him back to this

heatwave : dont care

heatwave : this groups actually good for him

transco : i

transco : was that

transco : LOVE?

bilance : mick what happened to you

transco : mick loves us :’)

heatwave : i said ‘for him’

heatwave : yall are annoying and im pissed at most of you

oliverqueer : rude?

oliverqueer : iris and bar i would have understood but us?

heatwave : yall are too dumb to rec trauma

lesbianda : yeah we deserve that

heatwave : deserve a hell lotta more

snowflake : mick!!!! I really feel bad about all this and i see that it wasn’t anything to joke about

heatwave : frosty u were literally the last person i meand

transco : even mick can’t stand an upset cait

pipes : so i talked to wally

pipes : joe did take their phones, yes

pipes : and the situation is Tense™

bilance : so i take it west doesn’t know that wally knew

pipes : nope

oliverqueer : this is another bomb just waiting to go off

transco : go off i guess

lesbianda : cisco rlly

transco : it’s a reflex i’m sorry

bilance : what else did you get out of the small west

pipes : nothing about snart

transco : mick if we all say we’re sorry are you gonna talk to us

bilance : ten minutes of silence

bilance : i think that’s a no

oliverqueer : maybe he just fell asleep

babybibibi : well im glad i didnt miss anything then

babybibibi : did any of you go to eddie’s room yet

pipes : oh

oliverqueer : this group has one brain cell and it lives in cait & ronnie’s apartment

lesbianda : now i feel stupid

bilance : eddie was right last night he really isnt allowed to pass on info

bilance : i vote we just. Wait

transco : but im impatient

bilance : well you can always go check in on your best friend

lesbianda : so can i

lesbianda : WAIT. i have an IDEA

oliverqueer : the brain cell jumps

lesbianda : hartley ask wally if joe has to work today

lesbianda : also when does everyone have free time

babybibibi : cait has a tutorium until 2

transco : while hart is busy texting wally

transco : he’s got work in an hour until 6

oliverqueer : why does he have a 5h shift

babybibibi : mercury is weird af

transco : y’all do realize that hartley obviously doesn’t work full time right

oliverqueer : oh right

bilance : what was your idea linda

lesbianda : we should ALL come clean with joe

pipes : what

transco : um sorry but i quite enjoy life

babybibibi : joe west doesn’t even know i exist

oliverqueer : i’ve been threatened by enough cops to last a lifetime

oliverqueer : plus, unlike the rest of you all i have no links towards him outside of this chat so it’s not like /I/ keep anything from him

lesbianda : and this is precisely why sara is the chatmom you coward

oliverqueer : i feel like we always keep circling back to the same three topics here

oliverqueer : and they’re all hateful towards me

pipes : come to think of it eddie hasn’t talked about incest in a while

bilance : ronnie you literally had dinner with the kid of his that’s not in this chat

bilance : face it we all have ties to him that might have been caused by this group but can be viewed as independent as well

bilance : that being said don’t you dare oull off another stunt without me

transco : when do you come back again

babybibibi : wtf what’s your tie to him

bilance : my dad you doofus

babybibibi : oh right

bilance : @ cisco in a week

lesbianda : soon!

bilance : yeah :(

pipes : don’t be too enthusiastic about seeing us all again

bilance : excuse you im leaving my gf and a fucking great country behind here shut up

transco : valid

oliverqueer : eddie is still asleep in his room and he HAS been out for quite a while so we’ll let him sleep

bilance : did dig say so

oliverqueer : yep

lesbianda : lmao

pipes : yeah so i guess it’s irrelevant that joe’s got the day off except for this talk with snart and singh?

babybibibi : since we’re rescheduling that intervention for a while,,

lesbianda : good so let’s discuss what we’ll do with the club next semester

oliverqueer : are you taking over that organisation too

lesbianda : obviously

bilance : linda you fucking legend

lesbianda : :^)

transco : i’d rather wait until we’re all back online tbh

pipes : yeah

babybibibi : agreed

oliverqueer : it’s only the first week anyway so we got time

lesbianda : if this all backfires i’ll kick your asses 6 years into the future

pipes : at least iris will be president then

babybibibi : iris west 2k24

transco : we stan

bilance : see that? They’d all gladly miss your presidency linda

lesbianda : hold my flower sara

bilance : gotcha

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irisbest : BOY is my dad pissed

irisbest : i need to kill eddie i guess

lesbianda : oh heeeeey you have your phone back

snowflake : you should read back on the chat iris

irisbest : gimme a moment

spACEbar : we only got our phones back bc it’s back to college today. For me at least. Why iris got hers idk

spACEbar : i think joe was up all night contemplating whether i truly need it in case of emergency

lesbianda : good that his paranoia won out

spACEbar : yeah

spACEbar : brb catching up too

pipes : are we finally going back to normal

detectiveprettybi : nobody in this goddamn group is normal

lesbianda : woah suddenly everyone is back or what

pipes : i had dig talk to eddie

lesbianda : ahhh ofc

pipes : eddie you better fill up the vodka again soon

oliverqueer : nah it’s good if that stuff is gone

oliverqueer : weak as hell

detectiveprettybi : WEAK?????

detectiveprettybi : were you seriously raised by the russian mafia or what

lesbianda : no but he’s rich

transco : i feel like we had this discussion already

snowflake : hey bar did you talk to snart yet

pipes : lmao cait

lesbianda : classic cait

irisbest : you all. Want to cast my dad’s wrath upon you

spACEbar : that’s so NICE

babybibibi : we’re fam

irisbest : so we’re all dying together

lesbianda : yep, as soon as sara is back

oliverqueer : sara loves dying

transco : big fan of bar just ignoring cait

lesbianda : where is sara even

oliverqueer : idk maybe movie night with ra’s

transco : that’s nyssa’s dad right

transco : somehow he doesn’t vibe me like the guy for movie nights

babybibibi : don’t underestimate sara’s ability to manipulate ppl

oliverqueer : im glad i didn’t have to be the one to point it out

pipes : we don’t want you to die actually

snowflake : nobody does

irisbest : except that conspiracy theory on instagram

oliverqueer : the what now

irisbest : YOU DON’T KNOW????

irisbest : oliver babe you need to check your tagged pictures for once

oliverqueer : on my official acc? I never check that lmao

detectiveprettybi : why do you check that iris

irisbest : bc oliver is famous and has hot famous friends????

irisbest : anyway

transco : grabs popcorn

transco : am i missing my subway for this? Absolutely

pipes : mendez will kill you

transco : no he won’t. Mendez is a cinnamon roll

irisbest : there’s been a post claiming that oliver won’t make it to 2020 like idk it was kind of a joke but now it’s a whole big thing and meme like ted cruz being the zodiac killer and i can’t believe y’all aren’t unaware?????? I’m disappointed in the meme experts

babybibibi : first of all, ted cruz IS the zodiac killer

transco : im sorry that i don’t stalk memes about my friends

oliverqueer : well that does leave me one and a half years at least

lesbianda : does it say anything about the exact time? Like is it gonna be a last call, december or something

pipes : linda needs to plan the obituary already

lesbianda : rip oliver jonas queen 1991 - 2019. Beloved son, brother, husband and father.

oliverqueer : oh so im getting married with a kid, too? Jesus those are gonna be exciting months

lesbianda : yeah it’s a wild time, i got it all planned

irisbest : how do we make oliver’s impending death even sadder - an essay

transco : your kid should be born shortly before you die

lesbianda : giving him a few days of happiness? The cruelest

irisbest : i love it

oliverqueer : im glad you all enjoy my death so much

oliverqueer : doesn’t beat tommy’s death fantasies though

pipes : tommy’s what now

babybibibi : hart no need for a boner

pipes : fuck you

oliverqueer : tommy once told me that if he dies he wants it to happen in the middle of may so i can never have a happy birthday ever again

transco : IF he dies

detectiveprettybi : that’s so fucked up i love it

irisbest : give tommy a meaningful death 2k18

snowflake : why are we discussing deaths

pipes : why not

transco : i’ve always wanted to fake my death

lesbianda : you wouldn’t be able to keep your mouth shut cisco lbr

babybibibi : i said this once already but: going down in a motherfucking explosion

irisbest : stabbing. I wanna go down in close combat

spACEbar : iRIS

spACEbar : im not gonna let you go down like that

pipes : personally i’ve always loved the idea of just fucking off never to be seen again

lesbianda : that’s a good one

lesbianda : i discussed that with patty once and we decided it’s a dream

pipes : wally gave me the idea actually

lesbianda : you, me and wally, let’s go

transco : truly an ot3

babybibibi : should be a comic book

snowflake : cisco did you ever leave for class

transco : [image attached]

snowflake : im proud

spACEbar : how does tomym want to die @ oliver

oliverqueer : heroic gesture

pipes : ofc

detectiveprettybi : don’t we all want that

bilance : im not around for a while and yall decide to recycle stuff we already discussed like a year ago

transco : no last time was death deja vus that we DID have, now it’s our dream death

bilance : i think about that quite often when i see oliver

oliverqueer : what did i do to you

bilance : i just keep remembering that time you shot me with an arrow

oliverqueer : it was an aCCIDENT

bilance : you’re weak thea would have hit me in the chest at least

transco : great now ill keep thinking about this convo during the entirety of class

captaincold : y’all got dark since i was gone. weird

pipes : SNART

bilance : THERE HE IS

snowflake : !!! HI

captaincold : and i’m leaving again

babybibibi : NO WAIT

lesbianda : nooo we want answers

captaincold : you aint getting any

pipes : like hell

pipes : you can’t just disappear for a month and then expect us to say nothing

captaincold : it was half a month

babybibibi : semantics

heatwave : ain’t none of ya business

snowflake : :(

oliverqueer : but wlecome back i guess?

captaincold : thanks

captaincold : though i already am back to feeling an intense hatred for the majority of you

pipes : wouldn’t be you if you didn’t

lesbianda : lmao true

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transco : i need holidays

spACEbar : it’s literally been only three days

transco : you know what? Actually i want joe to take your phone again

babybibibi : :0

babybibibi : cruel

spACEbar : woah

spACEbar : iris is back to being my only best friend

transco : she’s more your sister shut up

captaincold : damn ramon go and get laid

snowflake : protection activated

lesbianda : lmao cait

lesbianda : did we ever settle whether you guys are okay again @ coldbar

irisbest : you’re really going with that one huh

lesbianda : y’all will too and then any other shipname will look stupid to the world

babybibibi : i doubt that anyone in the world will care

snowflake : :o

pipes : engagement revoked

lesbianda : i want an answer!

captaincold : you’re usually so good at snooping

captaincold : stop texting mick you aint subtle

lesbianda : don’t wanna be subtle

lesbianda : y’all know i’m a nosy bitch

pipes : talking to mick truly ruined you

pipes : where’s the linda who would have had my head for saying bitch

lesbianda : i’d still have your head for that mr “afab ppl grow facial hair???”

pipes : … fu

lesbianda : bar got awfully quiet

bilance : don’t say anything save some drama for when I’m back

bilance : 4 days!!!

transco : do you miss us

bilance : nah

lesbianda : rude

bilance : I don’t see most of y’all irl usually so it’s not like I’d have more interaction with you

pipes : what about the quiver

bilance : i’ve spent most of my life with the majority of people there

oliverqueer : only laurel, tommy and me but ok

bilance : see y’all being so annoying is why i dont miss ya

captaincold : mood

transco : i was just gonna say sara sounds like possessed by snart

lesbianda : i’m seeing a clear case of “i soon have to leave my gf and i already miss her”

lesbianda : it’s highly infectious if you had it before so im :((

lesbianda : its missing my gf o’clock

transco : :(((

pipes : go call her idk sounds like a plan

spACEbar : how’s everyone so savage today

bilance : did we ever tell you about that time ray befriended some dude called savage

captaincold : there was a guy. Called savage.

bilance : yeah u jealous

babybibibi : sh i wanna hear that story

bilance : it was in hell

transco : good opener

bilance : well close enough anyways, it was public transport during one of the hottest days of the year. Naturally the AC was dead and everyone was annoyed bc the train also kept standing in the middle of nowhere for an hour, you know how it is.

bilance : but our dear ray of sunshine (heh) didn’t have any of it but made the dude stuck with him play some board game (i think it was jenga??? Only ray would randomly have that in his suit case i swear)

bilance : and yeah, he’s kinda creepy and shit but his name is savage and how crazy is that

captaincold : raymond truly is a lot to take in

pipes : ray is a snake charmer

transco : give him any snake and you come out with a balloon animal

babybibibi : that’s such a bad metaphor sco what the hell

transco : i’m tired

snowflake : then sleep!!!

transco : stellar advice thank you

irisbest : lmao

lesbianda : drop your sarcastic attitude towards cait right now

snowflake : ok this is cute but you do realize that cisco and i are best friends too and i can deal with him

oliverqueer : caitlin coming through with a reality check here

lesbianda : i--

irisbest : yeah that makes sense

spACEbar : sharing being cisco’s bff with cait is an honor

transco : ah so now we’re bffs again

spACEbar : <3

transco : ok you’re forgiven

detectiveprettybi : cisco and his hufflepuff bffs

bilance : isn’t cait a ravenclaw. I feel like she is

oliverqueer : ^ yeah

babybibibi : nah she’s a hufflepuff alright

snowflake : i spent my life believing i was a ravenclaw, then pottermore came along and told me i was a hufflepuff and then i realized it makes way more sense

oliverqueer : that’s the opposite of sara’s hogwarts house story

bilance : don’t start with that

irisbest : well now we wanna know

captaincold : are you telling me lance is no slytherin

bilance : THANK YOU

bilance : at least one person knows what’s right

oliverqueer : you are a gryffindor sara jkr personally said so

bilance : jkr also thinks she’s sneaky when she calls the werewolf wolf but in latin and the snake snake but in sanskrit

pipes : jkr also thinks the word of god is actual rep

transco : jkr also thinks romione would break up

irisbest : JKR THINKS WHAT NOW

transco : YEAH DIDN’T YOU SEE THAT ARTICLE A FEW WEEKS BACK

transco : [link attached]

babybibibi : harmione shipper rights!

lesbianda : i thought we made it clear that there’s no discussions on harry potter characters or ships in this chat here

lesbianda : on the other hand, ronnie i can’t believe you’d disrespect the most iconic slowburn like that

oliverqueer : lets go back to the fact that sara won’t accept that she’s a freaking gryffindor

snowflake : yeah our own hogwarts houses are a safe topic i guess

bilance : im not a fucking gryffindor im dangerous

oliverqueer : so are gryffindors!

bilance : im vicious

oliverqueer : peter pettigrew

bilance : are you comparing me to a RAT

pipes : hey what’s wrong with rats

captaincold : i have to laugh, did oliver queen just call peter pettigrew “vicious”

lesbianda : literally what the fuck did I just say

transco : the other day I saw someone on tumblr with a pettigrew url and I just went. The fuck.

oliverqueer : okay maybe vicious is the wrong word

oliverqueer : but actually what else would you call betraying your best friend in cold blood and keeping it a secret, framing your other best friend and blowing a street up while simultaneously cutting off your finger and transforming into an animal

lesbianda : i give up

babybibibi : is Oliver Queen a Peter pettigrew apologist

oliverqueer : no im just telling facts

oliverqueer : and another thing is people forgetting peter when writing about the young marauders

transco : damn we set him off

transco : so what’s everyone else’s Hogwarts house

irisbest : well sorry Sara but

irisbest : slytherin B)

bilance : i don’t know what you mean it’s just like me!

pipes : well, same

lesbianda : yup

babybibibi : where my ravenclaws at

transco : I think we’re the only ones

transco : unless?

detectiveprettybi : Nope gryffindor

oliverqueer : ^

pipes : Snart what about u and mick

captaincold : guess we’re both slytherins

babybibibi : what bc you’re criminals?

spACEbar : ambitious, cunning, resourceful

spACEbar : fits

transco : what do you mean “guess”

transco : I want pottermore results!

captaincold : I’ve never in my life fucking seen pottermore

pipes : Snart pls we need answers

bilance : i wanna Know if someone else gets lied to

oliverqueer : Sara i get that you’re literally the definition of a slytherdor or whatever the hybrid is called

oliverqueer : but please look at the forming traits of gryffindor and then keep telling us they don’t fit

bilance : …

bilance : fuck you

bilance : least I don’t defend the dude who killed off Cedric Diggory

spACEbar : were spiraling so hard I love this

irisbest : did we know Oliver is such a potter stan

lesbianda : no but I love it

transco : what’s next, Oliver had a secret twilight phase?

oliverqueer : i Pride myself in the fact that I have never read or watched any of that

bilance : Oliver “what the hell is Twilight” Queen

bilance : Tommy “you’re so better off not knowing” Merlyn

bilance : actual conversation

spACEbar : hmmm?

heatwave : yeah he’s been typing for a while

pipes : mick! what Hogwarts House are you

captaincold : The thing with twilight is that the characters aren’t explored enough, even the three main ones who you’d think you know best. Do we get more than the Basics about Bellas life before forks? No and its fucking bullshit to hear how she’s had to baby her mum all the time and yet whenever she shows up she seems like a capable woman who has her life in check. It could have been a factor of Bella’s caring and worry about other people (as seen when she constantly cooks for Charlie or worries about the cullens breaking their vow when she could’ve actually gotten hurt in comparison) but she remains shallow in that part. That being sad Bella’s one of the most stubborn characters we have ever encountered. Actually I think Edward is the character we learn and understand most of, then comes Jacob bc the part written from his pov demonstrates a lot of his past and present, as cringey as his future is, and then Rosalie and Carlisle with their stories. The others? Tough luck. Meyer screwed us over by creating interesting characters and never exploring them deeply enough. Hell, we don’t even learn anything about Bella’s school friends and while that shows her disinterest in them as a contrast to her behaviour towards the cullens it could’ve been done better

heatwave : no fucking clue

captaincold : that being said the world she has created is very interesting, though, with the volturi and shapeshifters she created opponents that keep the story alive, as does the dedication everyone has towards one another

lesbianda : what

irisbest : holy shit

spACEbar : yep

transco : SNART IS A TWIHARD?

heatwave : yep

babybibibi : FUCK

detectiveprettybi : this is amazing

heatwave : y’all shut the fuck up

heatwave : twilight ruined vampires

bilance : im guessing they’re settling this irl now

snowflake : I am genuinely worried about their hospital bills

pipes : mood

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transco : ok i know we ignored that for a while but i cant take it any more

transco : snart what consequences did your fist fight stunt have

bilance : gotta say if he answers you i’ll be impressed

transco : shut up im his fave after bar and mick

lesbianda : doubt

pipes : yeah babe doubt

transco : you forgot the png

pipes : STOP THAT

detectiveprettybi : we have three jokes and every now and then we remember them

babybibibi : personally every now and then i fall apart

bilance : wow

spACEbar : hell even we have no idea

lesbianda : me neither mick just won’t tell me

lesbianda : and the same goes for the relationship drama here

snowflake : yeah what about that

pipes : eye emoji

babybibibi : eye emoji

transco : eye emoji

detectiveprettybi : eye emoji

bilance : eye emoji

spACEbar : stop that

irisbest : eye emoji

lesbianda : even IRIS doesn’t know?????

spACEbar : bc there’s nothing to know

detectiveprettybi : shit u didnt even talk yet

spACEbar : no

pipes : shit

transco : oh what??

snowflake : that’s. Not good.

lesbianda : maybe one of his punishments is that he isn’t allowed to talk to you

derectiveprettybi : sure makes sense

irisbest : absolutely and very professional

bilance : i can JUST see Singh agree to that

captaincold : not that it’s any of your business

captaincold : but I was gonna wait until the weekend

transco : why

spACEbar : well you could’ve told me that at least

captaincold : bc i figured the beginning of the Semester would be stressful enough for bar

spACEbar : lmao.

irisbest : uh-oh

spACEbar : and you didn’t think having one less bullshit to deal with would actually help with that

spACEbar : or like

spACEbar : ask ME when I’d feel okay with having that conversation

babybibibi : anyone else feel like when you visited a friend and suddenly he and his mom start fighting in front of you and you don’t know what to do

transco : i usually was that friend

pipes : i didn’t have friends

lesbianda : did they move that argument into a private chat

snowflake : i sure hope

irisbest : pray for coldbar

bilance : we truly love our gallows humor

babybibibi : hart don’t drag us down here

pipes : well sorry that my childhood wasnt so wholesome

detectiveprettybi : you are the poster child for ‘money can’t buy you happiness’ huh

pipes : at least that

lesbianda : if anything he’s the poster child for ‘it gets better’

pipes : @ dan savage hire me

babybibibi : you should have played kenny o’neal

transco : ohhhh

irisbest : hartley as an actor? I cant see it

pipes : kenny’s bf was cute ill take it

pipes : rude, iris

lesbianda : we all have our talents hartley and yours just isn’t acting

detectiveprettybi : how are your fics maybe writing is your secret talent

pipes : i don’t actually write fics

detectiveprettybi : then you should try

transco : stop bullying my boyfriend

snowflake : aw

bilance : cute

irisbest : oh bar left the house

snowflake : eye emoji

transco : eye emoji

pipes : eye emoji

babybibibi : eye emoji

lesbianda : eye emoji

detectiveprettybi : eye emoji

bilance : eye emoji

irisbest : they didnt say anything but they were still fuming i think so maybe they’e just going for a run

pipes : bar goes running?

irisbest : yeah from time to time

babybibibi : jogging is a hobby i never understood

transco : yeah humans should only run when they’re in a hurry

bilance : I would never have expected Sara to fraternize with such lazy human beings.

lesbianda : Nyssa!!!!!

irisbest : hello Nyssa

detectiveprettybi : Oliver is not here to be roasted I’m sorry

bilance : It’s cute that you think Oliver is any of my concern.

transco : I love the badass aura radiating from nyssa

babybibibi : no fucks given

pipes : how can we help you nyssa

bilance : I just wanted to make sure you are all ready to give my Beloved the welcome that she deserves.

transco : are you talking about a party?

bilance : Perhaps.

babybibibi : were great at those

heatwave : im in

pipes : m i  c k

bilance : Sara will arrive at 9:54pm your time on Sunday. Be prepared.

detectiveprettybi : dig is picking her up right

bilance : Yes.

bilance : Now, I want this to be a surprise. How to I delete messages?

transco : just hold them and then a window pops up where you can delete

pipes : we all better continue our conversation as it were huh

bilance : This sounds like the logical solution, yes.

bilance : You must be the clever one.

transco : oh no

pipes : :3c i’m the clever one

irisbest : bye nyssa!

lesbianda : im love you nyssa

bilance : You are a weird bunch.

bilance : But, regardless, thank you for cooperating.

bilance : Goodbye.

babybibibi : she’s so lovely

transco : really heartwarming

transco : anyway yeah im hella lazy i only run when im outta twizzlers

detectiveprettybi : how aren’t you fat

transco : dude did you see my face? Im blessed with hella good genes

irisbest : consider: pretty fat people exist

lesbianda : oh they sure do

babybibibi : in this group we love people regardless of their body type

detectiveprettybi : im hella bi for everyone

bilance : big mood

pipes : also cisco HAS a little tummy

transco : HARTLEY

pipes : what? It’s cute

lesbianda : awwwwww

snowflake : you always had that tho

transco : i feel attacked here

babybibibi : it really is adorable

detectiveprettybi : im sure it is

transco : now im blushing

pipes : oh when he speaks you blush

irisbest : :’DDD

lesbianda : okay that was weird

heatwave : hella

transco : hey mick anything about the coldbar situation

detectiveprettybi : suave

heatwave : idk snart’s left some time ago

snowflake : how long are we supposed to wait!!!!

snowflake : i feel like this drama has been going on for like three months!!!!

pipes : i agree we get updates so rarely

babybibibi : honestly i feel like we only get them once a week

transco : and they’re really dragging this out

bilance : i think they just don’t know how to resolve it

bilance : like? At least they’re finally talking apparently

detectiveprettybi : i just wish someone were to write that conversation down

irisbest : i wish someone knew how exactly that convo goes down

lesbianda : whoever’s leading our lives here surely doesn’t have a single clue huh

pipes : nope

snowflake : you talk as if God were an overwhelmed person who’s not happy with their life and uses us as a coping mechanism but doesn’t know shit about relationships so they can’t possibly imagine how to get them out of that mess

transco : i’m not supposed to have an image of god in my mind

transco : 1st commandment

heatwave : stop the existential crisis

lesbianda : better listen to mick

snowflake : #prayforcoldbar

pipes : ^

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spACEbar : we talked

snowflake : YES

babybibibi : fucking finally

transco : [image attached]

lesbianda : y’all putting the wrong focus

lesbianda : what’s the outcome

spACEbar : slowly dealing with it

oliverqueer : yeah i mean you never did take it slow huh

oliverqueer : got yeeted right into the relationship

transco : did oliver queen just say YEET

babybibibi : YEET

pipes : yeet yote yoten

irisbest : did hartley just fucking conjugate a meme

transco : that’s what i have to put up with

detectiveprettybi : that’s what i’ll have to put up with

pipes : excUSE ME

pipes : nobody’s making y’all put up with me

transco : chill we’re joking

bilance : ya we love you hart

captaincold : safe for cisco i guess

transco : OH MY GOD CAN YOU PLEASE STOP

transco : HOW DOES SNART EVEN KNOW WAS HE EVEN HERE FOR THAT

babybibibi : honestly im too lazy to scroll up and check

oliverqueer : i already downloaded parts of this chat into separate files but they’re on my computer

bilance : i. Why.

oliverqueer : sorted it by semester and holidays

oliverqueer : easier to find shit

lesbianda : felicity gave you that idea right

oliverqueer : yeah but it IS a good idea

irisbest : can we just agree that even if Snart didn’t know it’s no surprise he is, somehow, informed

babybibibi : sounds reasonable

captaincold : love my rep

heatwave : yo pipes

pipes : yes

heatwave : you ever read hunchback of Notre Dame?

pipes : nope but I saw the musical!!!!

pipes : the guy who plays Quasimodo is a dream and I love that he actually portrays him as deaf

spACEbar : there’s a hunchback musical????

pipes : YES

pipes : [link attached]

transco : Esmeralda seems familiar

bilance : hm yeah a teensy bit

irisbest : frollo reminds me of my high school teacher

spACEbar : mr tonguing right???

irisbest : y e a h

detectiveprettybi : you had a teacher called TONGUING

babybibibi : i love how random mick’s taste in books is

captaincold : nah it boils down to old as fuck

irisbest : well we don’t need to talk about your taste I guess

captaincold : oh fuck off

lesbianda : no it’s cute

lesbianda : and we all know what a sap you actually are

heatwave : old af he says

heatwave : like he didn’t eat up Jane Austen

bilance : EXPOSED

oliverqueer : oh btw hart

oliverqueer : My godfather’s kid is deaf

pipes : don’t say I’d get along with him just bc of that

oliverqueer : no i wanted to say I could actually communicate respectfully with him for the first time so thanks

bilance : Joey!!! How is my fav all-inclusive

babybibibi : your what

bilance : he‘s a deaf trans queer MoC

irisbest : omg

snowflake : hes hartmons child

transco : at least that

bilance : ALSO are you telling me slade is in central?????

oliverqueer : nah he was in star yesterday

pipes : oh THATS where you went

bilance : fuck off I can’t believe I’m missing my man by two days?????

spACEbar : I don’t understand travel between time zones

captaincold : ofc you don’t

spACEbar : so when are you leaving over there

bilance : in four hours :((((

lesbianda : have you packed already?

bilance : Yeah

heatwave : go bang it out

bilance : that’s the plan

transco : mick with the best advices

detectiveprettybi : We’ll be reunited so soon!!!!

bilance : yeah and then I can beat your ass

detectiveprettybi : why are you all so mad!

pipes : yeah look at us being independent and all

irisbest : you did not fucking tell anyone

pipes : yeah bc we don’t even have a clue where to go yet

pipes : for all we know we could just not find anything

oliverqueer : well now I feel like we should cheer you up

bilance : I sure hope you don’t find anything

oliverqueer : Okay then!

lesbianda : Sara will kidnap her fav bi to keep him

babybibibi : I’m not even gonna say it anymore

snowflake : rip baby

spACEbar : joe’ll probably be happy when you don’t live with a Snart anymore

detectiveprettybi : he doesn’t even know that yet

detectiveprettybi : oh my god

irisbest : we said we’d all come clean

heatwave : hell I ain’t got nothing to do with that

captaincold : Yeah count us out

lesbianda : we’re all in this together you assholes

transco : [gif attached]

pipes : cisquito

babybibibi : we were all singing that lbr

captaincold : ain’t gonna let the detective have my head I’m out

heatwave : if ya out ya out

bilance : I think we can manage without them

oliverqueer : probably for the better

lesbianda : youre on thin fucking ice @ coldwave

spACEbar : well then Lisa needs to be there

pipes : Wally too I guess

irisbest : yeah definitely Wally

transco : all of us will die won’t we

bilance : when are we doing this

babybibibi : were just waiting for you Sara

pipes : yeah you decide

bilance : hmm y’all free on Tuesday?

detectiveprettybi : we actually have a desk shift then so if we’re doing it in the evening?

pipes : yeah I can stop by from mercury then

oliverqueer : like always, onyl speak up if you don’t have time

irisbest : those were some quiet 5 minutes

captaincold : truly majestic

pipes : dang snart’s back to normal huh

detectiveprettybi : it’s weirdly comforting

babybibibi : the saga of eddie vs snart is continuing

irisbest : my fav real-life thriller

captaincold : course it is

irisbest : u want beef bc lemme tell you ripping off your balls is still on the table

transco : that only turns him on

oliverqueer : i think it’s a general fact that snart is more afraid of the women in here than anyone else

captaincold : not fear, respect

captaincold : y’all are pussies

lesbianda : i could go into a feminist rant now about pussies as an insult but i’m just bathing in the respecting women juice

bilance : wonderful, see you later

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transco : you’re a bad actress Sara

babybibibi : yeah you could’ve at least pretended to be surprised

bilance : I did!!!

lesbianda : badly

bilance : :(((

bilance : but te joy ws real!!!

spACEbar : thank god for that

oliverqueer : and i thought you didn’t miss us

bilance : im legit tipsy so don’t tke me seriosy but i might actally hve

pipes : mick your alcohol was good apparently

oliverqueer : that’s the nicest you’ve ever said

irisbest : you guys DATED

irisbest : how is this the nicest she’s been to you i’m crying

lesbianda : honestly what kind of relationship was that

captaincold : i bet it’s mostly been fucking

oliverqueer : i didn’t have a rep for nothing back then

transco : ohhhh u tiger

irisbest : ugh can you believe my classes start tomorrow

pipes : oh no what horror

babybibibi : im glad i alredy sent cait to bed or else she’d have your head for that

lesbianda : how is caitlin simultaneously the sweetest and most scary person i know

detectiveprettybi : that’s always a combo though

captaincold : yeah.

transco : hmhm

irisbest : boy tell me about it

spACEbar : i don’t know whether to feel offended or praised

captaincold : i do appreciate it

heatwave : kinky

pipes : i love that mick always lurks until he can kinkshame someone

lesbianda : his constant mood

bilance : im sleep

oliverqueer : dig’s making us all go to bed

pipes : good night

transco : dig is such a dad

irisbest : how are we all sober save for sara

babybibibi : bc sara and tommy killed mick’s booze all by themselves

heatwave : fucking rude

spACEbar : im sure you can get your hands on some new

spACEbar : anyway it’s time for bed

lesbianda : sleep well my babes <3

detectiveprettybi : <3

bilance : okay in my defense i would have been surprised if nyssa had actually managed to delete the chatlog

snowflake : ?????

snowflake : she specifically asked how she does that

bilance : yeah she’s. Not good with technology

bilance : Which is funny bc their home is full of computers

bilance : don’t even have to open the blinds by yourself, you can order them to do it via voice

transco : why isn’t the Quiver more advanced

babybibibi : is nyssa’s family richer than the queens 

bilance : who the fuck knows

bilance : Oliver’s scared of technology 

transco : jfjfkfkfk hows he dating felicity

bilance : she deals with it instead of him, things make sense

captaincold : miracle that queen uses his phone huh

oliverqueer : what the

oliverqueer : I’m NOT scared of technology???

oliverqueer : I just don’t trust those home services things

lesbianda : reasonable

pipes : OH YM GOD

pipes : THEY ANNOUNCED THE NEW CONNOR MURPHY

oliverqueer : the who now

babybibibi : who the fuck is connor Murphy 

pipes : ARE YOU KIDDING ME

pipes : DEAR EVAN HANSEN 

bilance : we have no idea what that is

oliverqueer : FUCK did you actually just SCREAM

babybibibi : howdoes this still surprise you

transco : is he getting murdered now

bilance : several people Are threatening his life yeah

transco : ok while that happens

transco : it’s a musical

transco : hart likes it a lot, it’s quite nice

babybibibi : ah

transco : yeah that dude from pitch perfect is the lead

oliverqueer : Jesse?

transco : Nope his roommate

bilance : oh WHAT

babybibibi : that intrigues me I love underdogs 

detectiveprettybi : FUCK HARTLEY

detectiveprettybi : I DONT WANT TO MOVE IN WITH HIM ANY MORE

bilance : yaaaaay

detectiveprettybi : WHAT THE FUCK

pipes : [image attached]

pipes : look he looks like such a tool

pipes: like. he was great in deaf awakening but. connor..........

transco : how are you still alive

pipes : lock

bilance : i thought dig would kick in the door tbh

oliverqueer : dig isn’t even home

bilance : ah.

detectiveprettybi : and i guess laurel and tommy might be annoyed but also busy if you catch my drift

bilance : yuck

oliverqueer : why are YOU like this

captaincold : queen are you sad you missed out on that threesome

oliverqueer : no

transco : hm sure

pipes : i already missed this announcement in the first place bc y’all keep distracting me why are you like this

snowflake : everyone’s brain is full of sex

snowflake : i blame the spring

spACEbar : you could call it a spring awakening

pipes : oh my fucking god bar you’re the only person i trust here

spACEbar : :^)

captaincold : i hope you’re proud of that one

spACEbar : i am, thank you

spACEbar : hart lets meet up before class and discuss that casting

pipes : THE ONLY PERSON I TRUST

transco : ok it’s not like i watched a bootleg of that damn musical with him…..

detectiveprettybi : musical bros before hoes

transco : >:/

lesbianda : how did lisa not kill him is the real question

babybibibi : legit forgot she’s supposed to be in the same building as hartley

detectiveprettybi : well

bilance : lisa wasn’t home for the night either

captaincold : lisa wasn’t what

snowflake : uh oh

irisbest : oh hell yeah imma get popcorn for breakfast

lesbianda : popcorn and tea sis

detectiveprettybi : oh hey look hartley left

captaincold : thawne

detectiveprettybi : i have no idea where she is!

bilance : neither do i

oliverqueer : same

transco : hart and her still aren’t at the point yet where they conspire 

captaincold : where the fuck is my sister

lesbianda : maybe you should call her?

transco : wow linda you’re so brave

irisbest : ofc snart’s that kind of protective brother

babybibibi : tbh i’d have thought he just… lets her be

irisbest : oh in case hart checks the chat: bar’s finally left too

detectiveprettybi : one day they will be on time

babybibibi : i still find that so strange. I thought people with anxiety are always super punctual

oliverqueer : not everyone’s the same ronnie

babybibibi : point

irisbest : the topics we have at 8 in the morning

transco : ugh class soon

detectiveprettybi : heh

lesbianda : eddie you literally have to work in less than an hour shut up

detectiveprettybi : yeah but only desk duty

bilance : and then we’re dealing with joe west

bilance : what can go wrong

heatwave : is lance scared

irisbest : you shut up you aren’t even coming

heatwave : i come often thanks

transco : we’re losing linda and iris to coldwave today i tell ya

babybibibi : the rest of us is gonna get killed by west so

oliverqueer : great omen for my club

detectiveprettybi : okay i know im the wrong person to say this

detectiveprettybi : but if *I* deserved my reveal…

bilance : u never told west that you fucked his daughter

lesbianda : or that she fucked you

heatwave : juicy

lesbianda : very

transco : really love that you dsicussed that in detail apparently

detectiveprettybi : srsly no privacy here

babybibibi : next club meet up is gonna be naked

heatwave : hell yeah

lesbianda : mick no

oliverqueer : NO

oliverqueer : i swear to GOD

bilance : so sensitive

captaincold : my calls were fucking declined

irisbest : lmao then she’s fine

lesbianda : yeah

transco : is that payback for your behaviour?

captaincold : you know what? I fuckin hope so

heatwave : let her bang some dudes

heatwave : now get out of the fucking bathroom

lesbianda : i love that snart is the person who hides when he’s on the phone

captaincold : the last ounce of privacy

bilance : don’t act like you aint gonna shack up together as well when you get out of there

captaincold : you got me there

captaincold : but consider: separate rooms

transco : whenever i think that my apartment is a shithole i think of you two and then i feel better

heatwave : glad to be of service

snowflake : everyone who has class at 9 let’s go!!

oliverqueer : sighs

bilance : see y’all @ the wests’ house later

irisbest : yeah wally’s providing a distraction, all of you better show up at 5

captaincold : have fun losers

lesbianda : coward

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lesbianda : well that went well

bilance : he really needed that drink

irisbest : he looked spooked for the rest of the night

babybibibi : oh and we stayed for so long 

snowflake : Ollie looked so spooked I wanted to hug him

transco : you wanted to do a lot

captaincold : what did snow do

captaincold : what did you do to the detective

oliverqueer : we were twelve random people in his living room

bilance : Oliver owes him like 200 bucks

heatwave : what did you break 

pipes : nothing we made him buy big belly’s

captaincold : literally how the fuck

transco : wally ordered for him, jax and jesse

heatwave : so kids were there too

detectiveprettybi : yeah

babybibibi : caitlin just kept wanting to shake his hand

babybibibi : as if they were gonna be colleagues

detectiveprettybi : that’s my part

captaincold : oh hey pretty bi lives

captaincold :  a sad day

detectiveprettybi : fuck you

pipes : okay maybe i’m too tried but… why did this read as amicable 

heatwave : ami what

transco : friendly

heatwave : then fuckin say that

pipes : i did

bilance : hartley breathes in pretentiousness

babybibibi : it did get better ever since we all got together

pipes : i feel attacked

irisbest : you were great today hart bb

irisbest : i think hes actually dealing pretty well

transco : [gif attached]

transco : that’s joe

lesbianda : Dirk gently, nice

detectiveprettybi : that’s literally each and every one of us when someone mentions a random person and another goes I KNOW THEM

detectiveprettybi : speaking of i just remembered something

bilance : so are we just gonna wait for another ten minutes

captaincold : the fuck’s he doing

pipes : scrolling through his phone

pipes : [video attached]

babybibibi : stop you’re making him nervous!

snowflake : why is eddie so incredibly pretty

heatwave : my offer stands

captaincold : cop

heatwave : my offer is gone

transco : one day mick will fuck eddie

lesbianda : very sure he’s game

heatwave : course he is

detectiveprettybi : very game actually

detectiveprettybi : [image attached]

detectiveprettybi : OLIVER

bilance : he simultaneously yelled irl

pipes : and tommy yelled back

bilance : i wish i recorded that i wanna make FUCK OFF EDDIE my ringtone

detectiveprettybi : fucking rude i thought we were friends

captaincold : the rich boys back at banging?

pipes : who the fuck knows

babybibibi : WAIT EDDIE YOURE   T E X T I N G WITH BRUCE WAYNE?

lesbianda : bruce wayne and clark kent are texting????

transco : two kinds of people

detectiveprettybi : ofc u think i don’t cherish the people i meet

captaincold : u really think he’ll sleep with u again huh

detectiveprettybi : do you think we’d have gone for five rounds if I weren’t good

transco : can people with penes pretend to have an orgasm

oliverqueer : EDDIE STOP FUCJGN YELLNIG I WILL POSION YOUR FOOD

detectiveprettybi : just fucking tell ollie to check this chat you asshole

irisbest : did any of us see this relationship development coming

snowflake : why does the acting ceo of queen consolidated look like Clark Kent’s uncle

lesbianda : so Thats what’s written there

pipes : did you not read it

lesbianda : i was too preoccupied by Clark’s name

transco : now we know how to make Linda stop snooping

lesbianda : excUSE ME

oliverqueer : why the fuck does my stepfather look like Clark Kent’s uncle 

transco : I bet they don’t even look that similar

irisbest : yeah it’s probably just the subtle way that white people think all poc look the same

lesbianda : don’t i know it

oliverqueer : honestly at this point I’d just accept if you told me Walter has a doppelgänger 

oliverqueer : I’m too tired for this

pipes : that’s what defeat looks like 

babybibibi : it IS slowly getting old

transco : yeah every week someone is like “oh this person looks like that person” and “oh we all know that guy?”

pipes : granted but we all thought it was limited to central 

captaincold : excuse me where were you when mick fucked the British doppelgänger of his other other best friend

transco : Amaya is the other other best friend?

lesbianda : who’s the other best friend 

babybibibi : who’s the og best friend

captaincold : i feel like y’all are doing this on purpose

heatwave : guessing Snart calls himself the og

captaincold : Yeah????? bc that’s what I fucking am you asshole?

detectiveprettybi : i mean. Tough proof right here 

bilance : Snart you don’t count you guys are a married

heatwave : [image attached]

pipes : lmao he’s so done

snowflake : oh noooo

bilance : cool we broke snart

oliverqueer : took us longer than i expected

transco : ikr

spACEbar : [image attached]

spACEbar : joe today

lesbianda : youre late we already had a joe meme

spACEbar : no you don’t understand he literally said that

irisbest : no until he went to bed he literally just sat there and stared at the wall

transco : yeah we were all there

captaincold : west went to bed while y’all were there???

captaincold : suddenly i regret not being there

snowflake : did you resurface bc bar appeared

spACEbar : just came from a talk with him

detectiveprettybi : you had another talk with him

pipes : when the last thing he said was ‘does anybody else wanna tell me something’

lesbianda : and none of us knew whether to stare at westhawne or wally and his partners

irisbest : bar which one of us needs to kill you

snowflake : did you give them a shipname that’s so sweet

spACEbar : maybe i wanted to tell him something

transco : ?? i thought he already knew you’re ace

lesbianda : OH

captaincold : oh wow you talked to him?

babybibibi : oh i SEE

spACEbar : yeah,

captaincold : i’m proud

spACEbar : <3

transco : OHH

pipes : how did he take it

snowflake : bar that’s amazing!!!

bilance : you’re great bar

spACEbar : he was a little confused 

transco : ugh

spACEbar : but in the end he accepted it

spACEbar : im now supposed to give him pointers when he uses any nicknames and stuff im uncomfy with

irisbest : excuse me im coming to your room right now

spACEbar : and yeah he literally went full mulaney

snowflake : im so happy for you!!

oliverqueer : [image attached]

transco : did Oliver just use a meme when I didn’t

oliverqueer : nope it’s ya boy tommy here

babybibibi : HEY DEMONS ITS ME YA BOY

bilance : hell yeah bfu!!!!

snowflake : ronnie once made me watch an ep and I was too weirded out by the white guy to continue 

snowflake : like even if you don’t believe that stuff an abandoned hospital IS scary in the middle of the night

pipes : does studying medicine mean youre having class trips to abandoned hospitals lmao

heatwave : so west really just let y’all of the hook

lesbianda : for now yeah

heatwave : fucking do-gooders 

transco : I’m pretty sure we will feel his wrath in some way

detectiveprettybi : really looking forward to it

bilance : shush it he still doesn’t know the whole deal with you and Iris

irisbest : and thank the lord for that 

detectiveprettybi : Amen

pipes : already done with pestering bar?

irisbest : they threw me out bc they got a call

snowflake : eye emoji

babybibibi : eye emoji

transco : eye emoji

lesbianda : Mick

heatwave : yeah it’s Snart

snowflake : YES

irisbest : wow i guess ill just stay in front of this door and eavesdrop then

bilance : taking one for the team

lesbianda : bless iris

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bilance : Cisco & Ronnie can we talk about how perfectly timed your birthdays are this year

babybibibi : ikr we’ve been looking forward to it since last year

snowflake : it’s true when they noticed Cisco would turn 21 on a Friday? Yelling contest

lesbianda : anyone else feel like cait changed a tiny bit recently

heatwave : good change 

bilance : she did grow fiercer huh

transco : she’s always been like this trust me

snowflake : in any other group i’d be wondering if i should feel attacked

lesbianda : just love, girl

snowflake : <3

bilance : anyway where we heading tomorrow

bilance : birthday kids pls speak

transco : i kinda actually wanna go to An Adult BarTM now that i can do so legally but unfortunately my boyfriend is a child

captaincold : dont let anyone hear that

heatwave : ffs not s&s

lesbianda : do we even wanna drink again

heatwave : linda what the fuck

detectiveprettybi : has mick ever called her by her name before

babybibibi : i have an idea

oliverqueer : oh god buckle up

babybibibi : fuck you oliver

heatwave : good idea

transco : firmly sure that wasn’t the idea

transco : though, i mean,

captaincold : yeah

bilance : please tell me that wasn’t the idea

bilance : been there, done that, never again

oliverqueer : fucking rude

babybibibi : [image attached]

detectiveprettybi : we have a blacklight minigolf??

captaincold : no central does

detectiveprettybi : that’s what i meant

transco : #eddieisacentralcitizen2k18

transco : also FUCKING NICE IDEA

lesbianda : is the thing open past midnight though

babybibibi : u think i don’t check if i can ring in my birthday like that

oliverqueer : well you guys decide so

bilance : more pressing question is if we’re even invited

babybibibi : are you kidding me

transco : fine by me

transco : also let’s bring in wally & co

babybibibi : also the quiver

lesbianda : sometimes i wonder if none of us have other friends

heatwave : not allowed to talk to them

detectiveprettybi : m i c k

captaincold : they’ll kick us out right away

captaincold : too many people

bilance : ollie go and buy the minigolf thing

oliverqueer : are you crazy

lesbianda : oliver already has to deal with one business he can’t have another

snowflake : he doesn’t even own that one by himself

oliverqueer : i might not like this new side of you

oliverqueer : it’s so frosty

captaincold : she ain’t called snow for nothing

lesbianda : where’s iris i need help defending the man

transco : west fam is having a day off

detectiveprettybi : making things up to joe huh

transco : yeah

captaincold : kinda surprised linda didn’t know

bilance : she can’t know everything

lesbianda : also i’m sitting in class please leave me alone

heatwave : nobody’s making ya pick up ya phone

bilance : who even has class at 5

oliverqueer : a lot of people

transco : it’s not even 5 yet :(

captaincold : pipes is at work huh

transco : ye a h

bilance : are you guys gonna have the nerdiest date night ever again

transco : kinda actually

transco : were gonna eat out

heatwave : sure do

transco : not that kind

transco : though I mean I sure hope he does

captaincold : that determination

transco : no but like dinner, movie, sex

bilance : very cliche

lesbianda : at least it doesn’t include a musical this time

babybibibi : what movie

transco : pac rim 

detectiveprettybi : john boyegaaaa

transco : heart eye emoji bitch

pipes : what’s wrong with musicals

oliverqueer : hart and bar are gonna kill us all some day

babybibibi : united in their love for musicals

bilance : and for cisco

transco : :^)

lesbianda : musical are so predictable

pipes : so is literally any movie

captaincold : fight club

detectiveprettybi : sixth sense

oliverqueer : moana

babybibibi : planet of the apes

heatwave : prestige

bilance : the man from uncle

pipes : y’all just didn’t pay enough attention

transco : hart where are we heading

transco : what am i supposed to wear

captaincold : as lil as possible 

bilance : that’s the spirit

detectiveprettybi : hart is paying huh

pipes : (:

snowflake : have fun on your date boys

transco : thanks <3

detectiveprettybi : so minigolf tomorrow yeah

bilance : we’re gonna get banned

oliverqueer : brings some nostalgia

captaincold : i have to agree

heatwave : is there alcohol

lesbianda : i guess

babybibibi : didn’t see anything of the opposite

heatwave : hell yeah

bilance : fun times

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snowflake : happy birthday Cisco!

heatwave : congrats tiny

bilance : happy Birthday!

oliverqueer : they grow up so fast

oliverqueer : happy birthday, cisco

captaincold : i assume he’s busy

babybibibi : ofc he is

irisbest : wouldnt be them if they weren’t

bilance : iris!!!

detectiveprettybi : how did it go with joe

irisbest : chill

irisbest : we’re all back to normal

captaincold : did y’all tell him your truths too

irisbest : pffff

irisbest : though wally and bar joined forces on the explaining gender front

babybibibi : such a good team up

lesbianda : did joe actually keep wally outta school

irisbest : yep

irisbest : if we’re pulling a west day then all of us are pulling a west day

heatwave : what else’d he do, arrest ya

detectiveprettybi : probably likely

bilance : oh did he do the cliche ‘you stole a cookie i’ll show you an arrest cell’ when you were kids

irisbest : ofc who do you think he is

bilance : ayyyyy

irisbest : he still cant believe hartmon are a thing

oliverqueer : lmao why

oliverqueer : and i thought quentin was the only one to do that

captaincold : papa lance arrested you a lot huh

bilance : tommy too

irisbest : idk man he just didn’t see it coming

irisbest : it’s funny he thought cisco was flirting with me sometimes apparently

babybibibi : WHAT 

lesbianda : fhfgjghkgkg

detectiveprettybi : legends only

lesbianda : cisco needs to stop flirting with the ladies

captaincold : he did mention that happens when he’s nervous

irisbest : the idea of cisco being nervous bc of me

irisbest : though apparently that was only when cisco first hang around at ours

oliverqueer : rip

babybibibi : i love the idea of sco being flustered by you

lesbianda : as the world should be

irisbest : :*

heatwave : y’all getting sappy

heatwave : bed time

babybibibi : yes dad

detectiveprettybi : daddy

captaincold : for fuck’s sake

spACEbar : i already texted you privately but i missed out on being the first one so i gotta stock up

spACEbar : happy birthday cisco!

transco : are you gonna spend the entirety of class congratulating me

spACEbar : maybe

transco : thanks @ everyone

lesbianda : iconiqué

detectiveprettybi : we stan a friendship

detectiveprettybi : happy birthday cisco

transco : thanks :3c

transco : are you joining our party 

detectiveprettybi : yeah i’ve got the day off actually

spACEbar : aw you could’ve asked joe to bring you there

transco : joe’s very much invited to join us

irisbest : omg let him live

lesbianda : did he try to draw a map of interconnections

spACEbar : no but maybe we should

pipes : we need to include nate & co too

transco : we could even fucking include stein and wells

irisbest : bar’s space pals

captaincold : i am certain a din a4 paper wouldn’t suffice

babybibibi : [gif attached]

heatwave : the next person to use this gif will be headless

oliverqueer : mick is leading an anti dirk gently agenda

pipes : gasp

bilance : having class on your birthday sounds so awful

transco : it’s ok bc i don’t have much better to do anyways

transco : all my friends got class too so like

bilance : fair point

spACEbar : plus we get to bother our favourite chemistry prof so

snowflake : is garrick really so good

pipes : oh i bet he is

oliverqueer : i have never seen this garrick guy is he hot

transco : [image attached]

captaincold : do i want to know why you produced that so quickly

babybibibi : pretty sure he’s another teacher hartmon thirst about

pipes : and what about it

irisbest : oh he is hot

irisbest : bar you never told me he is so young

snowflake : hm he really is

babybibibi : cait’s really going for the blondes atm

babybibibi : makes me wonder

captaincold : [image attached]

transco : i love that snart is a fellow meme lord

oliverqueer : KUZCO

babybibibi : i DO have a great personality excuse me

lesbianda : when will we ever discuss oliver’s hidden love for animated movies

heatwave : thing he and red can bond over

spACEbar : mick there’s a vast difference between animated movies and anime

heatwave : both anim

detectiveprettybi : he’s got a point

captaincold : stop sucking up

detectiveprettybi : no i want to suck off

lesbianda : wow

transco : wow

pipes : wow

babybibibi : wow

oliverqueer : wow

irisbest : wow

heatwave : don’t fuck cops

detectiveprettybi : >:(

pipes : a tragedy really

bilance : eddie’s progress in life is relative to how annoying he is

detectiveprettybi : since when am i the victim of this chat

babybibibi : since you became the minority i guess

detectiveprettybi : ?????

babybibibi : we’re all students except you

detectiveprettybi : i am being discriminated

captaincold : finally

lesbianda : cops have a history of discriminating

transco : i mean not that i don’t agree but can we keep that away from my birthday

oliverqueer : justice never sleeps

irisbest : lmao ollie

spACEbar : why do we always escalate so quickly

detectiveprettybi : ronnie started it!!!

heatwave : such an adult phrase

bilance : nice roast mick

captaincold : he’s known for those

irisbest : wow

pipes : oh my god

transco : i give up

transco : hart come back to bed

pipes : :3c

lesbianda : have fun lmao

bilance : did cisco just go sex > social justice

spACEbar : yikes

lesbianda : b a r

irisbest : they didn’t eat yet

irisbest : hop bar come down have breakfast

spACEbar : zOOMS

bilance : did bar just go food > social justice

lesbianda : are you surprised

captaincold : that’s the one thing you don’t expect of them and yet

babybibibi : food is love

heatwave : hell yeah

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irisbest : happy Birthday Cisco Queen ari released a new song

lesbianda : oh she did WHAT

irisbest : [link attached]

irisbest : hell yeah

pipes : ‘no tears left to cry’

pipes : that might be the most emo title of all time

bilance : I’m not sure if I like the song tbh

oliverqueer : you always say that

oliverqueer : give it a few days and then it’s your jam

bilance : ….

bilance : true

lesbianda : oh I like it

babybibibi : naturally

lesbianda : what’s that supposed to mean

babybibibi : it’s a pretty girl with a catchy song

irisbest : pretty sure it’s about that one concert :/

lesbianda : :(

lesbianda : we love ari

pipes : i’ll be here listening to the new p!atd

captaincold : they still make music

babybibibi : “they”

babybibibi : only one guy left

captaincold : for real?

pipes : yeah brendon is the atlas of emo culture

heatwave : aren’t fob still around

detectiveprettybi : can’t believe coldwave were emos apparently

oliverqueer : i legit haven’t heard from fob since big hero 6

irisbest : back with the disney

lesbianda : ollie we need to talk about that

bilance : if you think there’s a story you’re wrong

bilance : oliver just loves animation

oliverqueer : shrug emoji

irisbest : iconic

captaincold : watch out west is gonna assassinate your gf queen

irisbest : [gif attached]

oliverqueer : ………. Please leave felicity alone

irisbest : i’d never hurt her dw

pipes : next up: oliver hiring dig as felicity’s bodyguard

oliverqueer : jokes on you i wouldn’t have to pay him

oliverqueer : he loves felicity

lesbianda : we all love felicity

heatwave : doesnt your mom still pay him bc of u

detectiveprettybi : are you implying dig doesn’t like him

captaincold : that’s exactly what he’s saying you moron

babybibibi : we do all love felicity

oliverqueer : why do i even talk to y’all

bilance : you could also go back to only ever hanging out with tommy

captaincold : couldn’t queen buy more friends

irisbest : oh now leave him alone

oliverqueer : maybe i didn’t WANT to buy friends, imagine that

pipes : oh no you hurt him

lesbianda : goddammit

snowflake : :(

oliverqueer : shut up im not hurt

captaincold : bicon did you fucking tell your girl to check the chat for this

pipes : probably

babybibibi : we aren’t even in the same building

lesbianda : texting exists

detectiveprettybi : what the heck is texting

bilance : ik ur joking but with this chat it could also be very possible that some ppl forgot about that

transco : texting is hard how should you keep track of so many chapters

transco : i mean chats

transco : autocorrect

spACEbar : stop bullying ollie 

captaincold : ok

lesbianda : coughs whipped

transco : ARIANA

irisbest : ah there it is

detectiveprettybi : didn’t know cisco was such a fan

lesbianda : well who isn’t

heatwave : hmpf

snowflake : i’m neutral

detectiveprettybi : yeah well

pipes : not really my thing

spACEbar : i guess she’s… commercial?

lesbianda : : i am disgusted

transco : y’all uninvited from my birthday party

spACEbar : gasp

captaincold : gotta say Cisco uninviting his closest ppl is not what I thought would happen today

detectiveprettybi : we’ll just coincidentally be at the same place

detectiveprettybi : and definitely have more fun than you

transco : do you think if i talk to the dj and say it’s my birthday they’ll play ari’s entire discography

oliverqueer : IS there a dj

babybibibi : doesn’t say anything about that

lesbianda : well we’ll see

transco : (i was joking we’re still all gonna hang out right)

spACEbar : ofc

heatwave : beer?

captaincold : probably

heatwave : im in

snowflake : i’ll watch you mick

captaincold : good luck with that

pipes : snart are you showing up

captaincold : guess so

transco : then we better head out early 

babybibibi : can’t even join MY birthday celebrations smh

heatwave : u go and talk to west about that

babybibibi : …

babybibibi : i pass

irisbest : why are y’all such chicken bout my dad

bilance : iris you won’t even tell him you fucked eddie

irisbest : bc i don’t want him to kill eddie duh

detectiveprettybi : thank you

spACEbar : we honestly can’t guess how he would react

spACEbar : even wally can’t tell and he’s usually good at that

lesbianda : it’s funny bc he hasn’t known him for as long

transco : joe is a surprise act

irisbest : he lured us into asusming things and then proving us wrong

bilance : pure genius

heatwave : party when

oliverqueer : good question

lesbianda : is anyone even still busy rn

bilance : tommy just went to shower

captaincold : ah right rich ppl come too

babybibibi : did he go shower on his own

heatwave : brain squad has shower sex

pipes : who doesn’t

spACEbar : me

detectiveprettybi : BAR

transco : wow

bilance : clapping emoji

snowflake : what does everyone think of 7 @ the venue

pipes : brain cell coming through

irisbest : can you believe hartley admits to having no braincells

babybibibi : honestly shook

pipes : ‘tis a meme

oliverqueer : great cisco ruined hartley

transco : it’s an honor

babybibibi : guessing 7 is alright with everyone

captaincold : it’s fucking minigolf nobody has to be punctual

snowflake : alright then!!!!

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heatwave : hbd bicon

captaincold : you think any of them is gonna check their phone

heatwave : maybe

heatwave : shut up and go play with the weirdo

captaincold : lmao

pipes : did you two really fight about Snart wistfully staring at bar 

snowflake : it was endearing 

lesbianda : they stared back plenty

bilance : yeah it was like that fucking romantic tumblr edit shit with the stars and the moon and whatnot

snowflake : otp

transco : the doorman is still around huh

babybibibi : what was his name again

pipes : who cares

irisbest : eddie really left with amaya huh

lesbianda : truly a mash i did not see coming

bilance : does he think that if he fucks someone mick fucked it’ll make up to that

pipes : honestly who knows

transco : eddie is working his way to a threesome

babybibibi : foursome

irisbest : good for him.

lesbianda : a dot? 

pipes : aw she means it

snowflake : oh hart

bilance : i’m. Eye emoji

lesbianda : boys truly are something else

pipes : ?????

transco : i thought we said dot makes it real

bilance : iris when did you last get laid

lesbianda : been a while huh

irisbest : none of y’alls business

bilance : definitely been a while

babybibibi : iris be young go out

oliverqueer : why are we always circling back to discussing sex

pipes : ohh the ace spectrum fights

spACEbar : hell yeah

lesbianda : i take it my impeccable timing of coming online can be passed on among friends

bilance : i thought that was my talent

babybibibi : wrong it was cait’s with unhealthy behaviour

transco : xe’s got a point

irisbest : k birthday kid

pipes : oh my god happy birthday

pipes : [image attached]

oliverqueer : kevin mchale??????

babybibibi : who’s the guy is that his coming out bc if yes then brilliant

lesbianda : that name rings a bell

oliverqueer : glee

pipes : ppl are so shook like didn’t they see he’s dating austin mckenzie

irisbest : bar didnt you watch glee

transco : hartley babe you’re throwing around names like we’re all supposed to know who they are

bilance : however, a win for the gays nonetheless

spACEbar : i tried to watch glee once but it felt too much and too little like smash at the same time

lesbianda : ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh glee

oliverqueer : OH HOLY SHIT

pipes : it’s funny bc i felt the same as bar but the other way around

pipes : cisquito,,,, don’t betray me like this austin was the melchior in deaf awakening

transco : got it,

oliverqueer : BAR REMINDED ME OF SEBASTIAN

spACEbar : i did what now

lesbianda : whomst

pipes : what

bilance : oliver you make even less sense than usually

oliverqueer : okay listen

oliverqueer : when i first aw bar irl i just thought holy fuck they look like some familiar face and i jsut couldn’t place it

oliverqueer : but now. It’s fucking sebastian smythe

pipes : i don’t see it actually

lesbianda : remind me who sebastian was

irisbest : i need popcorn i’m so intrigued

pipes : that new warbler dude who joined in s3 who was into blaine

pipes : either you hated him or loved him there was no inbetween

spACEbar : great that’s the kind of person i want to remind people of

oliverqueer : i liked him

lesbianda : OH

oliverqueer : even though he was an asshole at first

lesbianda : yeah no i hated him

babybibibi : fhgkgjgkgl

transco : so i googled him and

transco : [image attached]

bilance : holy shit

irisbest : i mean… KINDA i guess

snowflake : we found bar’s doppelgänger!!!

pipes : i stanned him, he had nice character development

captaincold : ah great and i thought we found an evil version of bar

lesbianda : if you only watch the first half of s3 you can definitely have that

irisbest : eye emoji

bilance : EYE EMOJI

bilance : i don’t agree with oliver easily but he DOES look like bar

oliverqueer : told you

babybibibi : shit this is so funny happy birthday to me

transco : everyone lets meet up at the quiver to watch glee

spACEbar : he doesn’t look like me??

spACEbar : his face is, like, sharper and meaner and

spACEbar : his hair??????

pipes : yeah that’s bad s5 hair actually

lesbianda : i stopped watching after s3 tbh

oliverqueer : s4 for me

babybibibi : i love that oliver has a history of watching gay shit and yet he hadn’t even realized he was queer until like recently

bilance : legendary

transco : oh hey snart did mick throw you out

captaincold : no i just chatted with rolf

oliverqueer : i…… did know i was queer i just didn’t admit it to myself? 

oliverqueer : which is funyn considering that i fucking founded this group at that time

pipes : right the porter had a name

snowflake : so proud of you oliver

irisbest : [stan loona voice] stan ollie!

pipes : did you play poker again snart

captaincold : lmao you remember that

transco : it was only 4 months ago 

lesbianda : felt like 15 months tbh i barely remembered

babybibibi : it got them a sex toy ofc they remember

detectiveprettybi : why do YOU remember

irisbest : timing, once again

bilance : HEY EDDIE HOW WAS THE SEX

detectiveprettybi : pleasant thanks

oliverqueer : where’s nate again

heatwave : playin indiana jones somewhere

spACEbar : adds up

detectiveprettybi : omg bar that dude totally looks like you

oliverqueer : THANKS

bilance : wow, all caps

spACEbar : he doesn’t!!!!

pipes : we’re gonna settle this

pipes : everyone come watch glee

irisbest : honestly we dont have anything better to do anyways

transco : totally

babybibibi : how i dreamt of spending my birthday

snowflake : [image attached]

babybibibi : BABE

captaincold : impressive abs actually

transco : can you bring that pudding

detectiveprettybi : we have actual vla at the quiver

transco : what the fuck is vla

bilance : pudding for rich ppl

pipes : dutch pudding

oliverqueer : it’s very good

oliverqueer : ‘for rich ppl’ it doesn’t even cost much

babybibibi : ok we’re joining

spACEbar : can’t wait to show y’all that aint me

captaincold : ofc it isnt

snowflake : aw

pipes : that’s what you missed on

oliverqueer : GLEE

pipes : GLEE

lesbianda : GLEE

heatwave : wtf

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bilance : that was absolutely useless

pipes : i’ve had uptown girl stuck in my head for the past 6 hours

transco : PUEEEERTOOOO RICOOOO

detectiveprettybi : i loved the universal gay bar experience

bilance : dig said the guy absolutely looks like bar

bilance : laurel said he doesn’t

pipes : im so glad my parents are the final judges

irisbest : i was a big fan of hartley and oliver just spiralling and showing us cut numbers

babybibibi : im still mad we didn’t watch that michael jackson ep

detectiveprettybi : bar was adamant about not wanting to see their doppelgänger blind some guy

pipes : HE DIDN’T GO BLIND

oliverqueer : y’all weren’t even around for the fandom of it

oliverqueer : back when everyone thought blaine got shot

captaincold : what did yall think glee was lmao

bilance : [cocks gun] surprise motherfuckers

spACEbar : okay so he might look a tiny bit like me

irisbest : literally what i said but ok

spACEbar : sh

oliverqueer : SEE

oliverqueer : i’m not crazy

bilance : eh

heatwave : jury’s still out

detectiveprettybi : let him live

captaincold : aint gonna fuck him

detectiveprettybi : why do you guys always think i wanna fuck someone

detectiveprettybi : i’m not horny 24/7 i had sex this morning

irisbest : show-off

bilance : #getirislaid2k18

transco : westhawne should get back at it

transco : then everyone’s happy

spACEbar : i can think of someone who won’t be happy

captaincold : hmh

babybibibi : they worst thing is i could read that in your voice

captaincold : it’s a skill

pipes : voices aren’t a skill wtf

spACEbar : len certainly thinks so

transco : uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh voice kink

lesbianda : what kink doesn’t he have honestly

heatwave : aint that the truth

captaincold : fuck off

spACEbar : just telling the truth

babybibibi : omg bar is a snitch

heatwave : course they are

heatwave : becoming a cop

spACEbar : not becoming a cop

transco : they don’t even get a badge :((

transco : i’ve always wanted a badge

snowflake : thallen is the mash up we deserve

captaincold : don’t give them a shipname

transco : eddie you’re stealing my boyfriend can i touch your badge

heatwave : euthenics?

pipes : …. Do you mean euphemism

heatwave : yeah

bilance : speaking of how’s the apartment hunt going

detectiveprettybi : slow……

detectiveprettybi : we haven’t even found one that fits us yet

irisbest : are you going for 2 rooms or 3

pipes : 2

detectiveprettybi : 3

captaincold : are you fucking serious

captaincold : you didn’t even talk about that

lesbianda : oh my god

babybibibi : are you kidding me

oliverqueer : guys

pipes : we did discuss it!!

detectiveprettybi : yeah wtf hartley i did say we both need our own rooms what

pipes : that’s why it says TWO

pipes : for TWO people?

detectiveprettybi : living room??????

spACEbar : did you ACTUALLY talk about it

pipes : we aren’t gonna have big parties at ours i guess that’s clear

detectiveprettybi : we need a place to just hang out!!!

detectiveprettybi : i don’t always want to see the same four walls

pipes : ok i get that we’re both coming form privileged homes there but that’s not necessary?

pipes : if we have a big kitchen, it could suffice

detectiveprettybi : excuse me are you fucking comparing how we grew up

detectiveprettybi : i have NOt been a fucking millionaire

detectiveprettybi : and idk what kinda minimalist bullshit ure on at the moment but yeah fuck no

transco : i definitely get the vibe you shoudl talk about that in real life

captaincold : no i was just about to make popcorn

spACEbar : len

bilance : yeah no hartley actually locked his door

bilance : eddie shouted from his room

bilance : guess hart took out his aids

babybibibi : well thank fuck we have you as a reporter

oliverqueer : no that’s linda’s part

lesbianda : while we’re at it!

snowflake : so are we… just ignoring that fight

irisbest : cait darling they’ll be huddled up in 3h at most dw

bilance : yeah dudes be like that

heatwave : communication is key

captaincold : amen

lesbianda : when are we gonna do that first big meetup of the semester

babybibibi : we already see each other plenty

oliverqueer : we are a club supposed to be meeting point for every lgbt+ student who feels comfortable with joining a group

oliverqueer : we are not supposed to just hang out we’re supposed to be open and inviting

oliverqueer : so of course we will continue regular meetings, hopefully more than before, and advertise to include new people as well

transco : damn ollie

irisbest : i would vote for you

spACEbar : #oliverqueenforpresident2k28

lesbianda : i trained him so well

heatwave : kinky

lesbianda : literally lesbian

heatwave : more kinky

babybibibi : omg

lesbianda : anyway! We should meet up soon

oliverqueer : beginning of may?

bilance : i want us up and running in pride month

transco : obviously

oliverqueer : hm

lesbianda : yeah about that

irisbest : don’t tell me pride month is cancelled

oliverqueer : nooo

lesbianda : who do you think we are

lesbianda : we just… have plans

oliverqueer : big ones

bilance : why don’t i know about those

spACEbar : ohhhhh they’re foundation related????

irisbest : can i fuck bruce wayne this time

irisbest : i call shotgun eddie isn’t here i win

heatwave : let’s see

irisbest : MICK NO

irisbest : PLEASE

bilance : i want to know what the plan is

transco : same

oliverqueer : wait and see

captaincold : i’ll break into your house and steal your plans

oliverqueer : NO

Chapter Text

bilance : i want to go back to my girlfriend

bilance : i hate class

lesbianda : big mood

transco : your girlfriends should be moving here

lesbianda : sure i’ll just tell patty to leave behind her entire life

irisbest : speaking of whatever became of the lesbians

irisbest : the other lesbians i mean

transco : ooohhh gossip

detectiveprettybi : phone: charged

detectiveprettybi : popcorn: ready

detectiveprettybi : hotel: trivago

lesbianda : maggie and alex?

spACEbar : ALEX!

irisbest : bar has a small crush on alex

spACEbar : no i DON’T

irisbest : when you first came back from your trip it was alex here alex there you shouldve seen alex’s arms omg alex is so awesome

spACEbar : i admire her!!!

spACEbar : as you all would do if you met her

heatwave : don’t crush on the lesbian

snowflake : linda gave you a talk huh

lesbianda : hell yeah i did

bilance : praise

lesbianda : anyway the lesbians went on two dates so far they’re cute apparently but also, as bar would put it, very badass

oliverqueer : cisco tell hartley to make something kosher today

transco : he’s not here

oliverqueer : ?????

bilance : the fuck

detectiveprettybi : wait what

captaincold : don’t tell me you lost pipes

detectiveprettybi : we legit thought he went over to cisco’s after our disagreement

spACEbar : oh my god

snowflake : don’t worry he’s at ours

transco : oh.

bilance : well thank god

lesbianda : whew imagine if we’d lost hartley

lesbianda : bad pr

transco : really what we’re going for here

oliverqueer : sorry

snowflake : ronnie’s got him dw

irisbest : at least that

bilance : can we be nosy

detectiveprettybi : no

heatwave : oh cop coming through

lesbianda : CHANGE OF TOPICS

lesbianda : who’s gonna camp outside barnes & noble with me tonight

captaincold : again, curfew

lesbianda : i would’t want you anyways

heatwave : me too though

spACEbar : rip

oliverqueer : i’ll bite

bilance : what’s at barnes & noble

oliverqueer : what’s oh god dammit sara

bilance : :*

lesbianda : LEAH ON THE OFFBEAT

irisbest : what is that

bilance : OH TOMORROW?

lesbianda : YEAH

oliverqueer : what is that

lesbianda : SEQUEL TO LOVE SIMON

lesbianda : well, the book

spACEbar : OH WHAT

lesbianda : YEAH

spACEbar : OH CRAP

captaincold : bar did you even read the first one

spACEbar : NO

irisbest : we all know bar doesn’t read

transco : well they read comic books and mangas

irisbest : yeah but otherwise? Too impatient

spACEbar : i’d feel attacked but it’s the truth

spACEbar : who has the time!

detectiveprettybi : bar be like   g o t t a g o f a s t

irisbest : that’s them baby

bilance : linda do you really need a companion

lesbianda : not necessarily

lesbianda : though it’d be nice

bilance : ok

lesbianda : FOR REAL

bilance : yeah sure why not

bilance : we can cry about our long distance rls together

lesbianda : a plan

transco : while we’re at it

transco : guys.

transco : 4 days until infinity war

spACEbar : i know im sCREAM

oliverqueer : boy the last marvel movie i watched was ragnarok

spACEbar : BLACK PANTHER????????????

transco : ??????????????

irisbest : OLIVER

captaincold : lmao queen what the hell

bilance : did you watch it snart

captaincold : yes

captaincold : black excellence? I’m game

lesbianda : did bar drag you into it

spACEbar : i didn’t *drag* him

spACEbar : i was like hey lets watch it and he was like sure

detectiveprettybi : bc he can’t say no to you bar

transco : i miss hart he would’ve made a hamilton reference

irisbest : when will your husband return from war

transco : HUSBAND?????

heatwave : rat’s wearing ya last name

lesbianda : point for mick

spACEbar : hartmon otp

oliverqueer : anyone wanna watch black panther otgether before infinity war

spACEbar : SURE

transco : YEAH

bilance : not today i’m not home today

lesbianda : Yeah we’re not available today

lesbianda : and then i need to read my book as fast as possible

lesbianda : maybe in two days?

irisbest : lmao linda

lesbianda : i was promised wlw!!!!!

bilance : the content i camp outside a bookstore for

captaincold : why didn’t you preorder it on amazon

captaincold : i didn’t know ppl still did the camping thing

transco : [snart voice] back in my day

captaincold : watch it

lesbianda : amazon is the enemy

heatwave : what

transco : eye emoji

lesbianda : Amazon exploits its workers and the owner could end world hunger without even making a dent in his budget and yet

irisbest : damn we out here with the social justice

transco : i’m too lazy to lay off amazon tbh

transco : also too poor

spACEbar : if i ordered my mangas anywhere else it’d take yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaars

detectiveprettybi : g o t t a  g o f a s t

spACEbar : stop that

irisbest : he isn’t wrong

spACEbar : shut up!!!

captaincold : if i am a criminal does that mean i automatically have to support amazon

lesbianda : NO

oliverqueer : ex criminal

oliverqueer : right

bilance : that again

spACEbar : yes, EX criminal, ollie

oliverqueer : good

captaincold : is it a crime if i rob someone who wouldn’t even notice that

lesbianda : if you pulled that off it’d be a miracle

captaincold : hm

spACEbar : i won’t even say ‘no’ bc that’s obvious

captaincold : is it

spACEbar : yes?

captaincold : okay

transco : i’d like to inform y’all that hart’s staying at ronnie & cait’s tonight

transco : and no i did not PRESS for info

bilance : but you asked, yes

transco : no i would never dare to ask my boyfriend what’s wrong when he shuns himself off

transco : what a crazy idea

detectiveprettybi : stressedout_21pilots.mp3

transco : shut up

captaincold : are we all agreeing that pretty bi needs to shut up?

captaincold : did christmas come early?

bilance : you don’t even celebrate christmas

oliverqueer : you wouldn’t either if it weren’t your birthday

bilance : would too!!!!

bilance : i’m a nice christian girl

heatwave : sure are

bilance : mick appears for literally one sentenc eand i feel attacked

heatwave : good

lesbianda : stan mick!!!

irisbest : like we don’t already

spACEbar : everything normal

transco : except for hartley, i mean

bilance : no time for drama we need to get a book!

lesbianda : lets grab dinner before

bilance : like a date?

lesbianda : like a date

detectiveprettybi : maybe a date can be your always

irisbest : DON’T BRING UP TFIOS AGAIN

transco : lol

Chapter Text

bilance : [video attached]

captaincold : is that you being chased

oliverqueer : BY THE POLICE

irisbest : what did we expect tbh

bilance : this dude was being racist to linda ok i couldn’t keep quiet

transco : legends only

detectiveprettybi : i love members of this chat getting in legal trouble for defending someone else in this chat

irisbest : lmao why do you sound like this happened more than once

bilance : no legal trouble we die like men

bilance : sorry the meme was too strong

transco : mood

bilance : what i meant was: no legal trouble we were too fast

captaincold : pretty bi if you open your mouth i’ll punch it

detectiveprettybi : i have no idea what you mean

irisbest : how’s linda doing :(((

bilance : [image attached]

bilance : nice hair don’t care

captaincold : she wasn’t kidding when she said she’d read it right away huh

oliverqueer : linda never jokes about her wlw

transco : big mood

irisbest : sara pls make sure my bestie gets home safe

bilance : i’m guarding her with my life

spACEbar : HOW’S THE BOOK

snowflake : lmao bar

spACEbar : i liked the movie let me live

snowflake : you’re very welcomed to live

spACEbar : thanks

spACEbar : how’s hart

pipes : i’m fine

pipes : heading out to work soon

spACEbar : !!!! glad to hear that

spACEbar : most importantly that you’re feeling better

pipes : thanks

pipes : before any of the lurkers ask no i’m not announcing shit in here

babybibibi : not yet you mean

pipes : shut up

babybibibi : rude i gave you my COUCH

captaincold : here i thought pipes crashed in the crack

pipes : rude

lesbianda : THE BOOK IS GREAT

lesbianda : I LOVE UNAPOLOGETIC LADIES

pipes : hey look my distraction

captaincold : lol

lesbianda : I’M GOING BACK IN

oliverqueer : she’ll be a puddle for a week huh

spACEbar : did you want to be productive

oliverqueer : we still need to find a date for the club meeting!!!!

oliverqueer : tbh i wanted to have it before my birthday but that might be too soon

irisbest : we definitely need one before pride month

irisbest : getting to know everyone before we go off partying with them

bilance : sounds reasonable

transco : i love meeting ppl at parties

heatwave : ya barely go to parties

bilance : damn he’s called HEATwave cause he ROASTS

captaincold : yeah

captaincold : quite literally

babybibibi : oh.

lesbianda : oh my god please tell me you’re joking ronnie

spACEbar : you… didn’t realize that

transco : OH

captaincold : how did y’all reach college

oliverqueer : don’t confuse them they’ll think you go around freezing ppl

captaincold : who says i don’t

pipes : oliver doing his homework about the partners in crime lmao

spACEbar : mick lighting things on fire has literally been a point of discussion plenty of times

transco : YEAH

transco : but i didn’t realize his username was relating to that

heatwave : next you don’t get frosty’s name

babybibibi : NO THAT’S LITERALLY HER NAME

lesbianda : everyone’s name relates to their life in some way i thought that was obvious guys

detectiveprettybi : what about hartley

pipes : what do you mean

heatwave : he gotta have his pipes filled

bilance : wow

detectiveprettybi : what’s pipes to do with you

transco : ??? he plays the flute

captaincold : that’s what she said

lesbianda : wow.

spACEbar : i see we’re really mature today

detectiveprettybi : HARTLEY PLAYS THE FLUTE

oliverqueer : i’ll be real with y’all i thought it was a refeence to harry potter

pipes : what?????????

pipes : yes ofc i play the flute wtf

oliverqueer : chamber of secrets hermione wrote ‘pipes’ on that piece of paper

lesbianda : not harry potter again

lesbianda : [image attached]

irisbest : using a dreamworks meme against oliver lol 

oliverqueer : the incredibles is disney wtf

detectiveprettybi : so lemme summarize hartley is a genius who got in and outta school way too early, studies like a thousand things and got a job in it, knows 6 langauges AND an instrument

transco : can you see why i hated him for so long lmao

pipes : two instruments

detectiveprettybi : TWO INSTRUMENTS?????

transco : oh right i forgot about the piano incident

pipes : literally how the fuck

transco : it wasn’t the most memorable moment where i wanted to strangle you

heatwave : kinky

lesbianda : can we please get the story

detectiveprettybi : i’m overwhelmed

spACEbar : eddie’s too impressed to move in with hart after all

pipes : looking back at it now makes it even better tbh

transco : NO IT MAKES IT WORSE

transco : I LITERALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT NOW I UDNERSTAND WHY DANTE WAS *SO* UNCOMFRTOABLE ON CHRISTMAS

bilance : PLEASE TELL US

transco : there was some event at high school idek what anymore and we had to produce a band outta thin air 

transco : bc our school mriaculously didn’t have one

pipes : nobody ever cared about that before so like

transco : so basically everyone who ever knew how to play any instrument got called together

transco : and hartley, because he is an ass, didn’t just take the flute even though he was the only one there for it

transco : no he had to go for the piano

spACEbar : isn’t the piano like the most basic instrument

pipes : next to the guitar it’s the msot popular, yes

transco : don’t call me out

transco : so yeah. Plenty of people

transco : among them my brother

lesbianda : eye emoji

captaincold : was pipes as horny back then

pipes : the start of being horny

babybibibi : ™

bilance : oh god no

irisbest : DID HE

transco : OF COURSE HE DID

transco : hartley, with zero experience in flirting, using fucking bad pick up lines on my BROTHER

spACEbar : how straight exactly is dante

transco : very

pipes : the best thing about it was how pissed cisco got really

captaincold : literally how were you unaware of your crush on him

captaincold : you flirt with his brother aka a person who looks somewhat like him and pay attention to how much it pisses him off 

heatwave : typical mortal enemy behaviour

babybibibi : honestly enemies, mutual pining, same thing really

lesbianda : i hate this person so much i’m gonna spend all my waking moment thinking about them

lesbianda : sounds straight

lesbianda : it’s exactly my book fhgkghgjgkg

spACEbar : yeah shouldn’t you be reading

lesbianda : i took a break to BREATHE

lesbianda : bar they’re so DUMB

spACEbar : you are allowed to spoiler me as much as you want

lesbianda : I LOVE YOU

captaincold : wow

snowflake : eye emoji

irisbest : eye emoji

lesbianda : i ain’t stealing your enby

snowflake : are you back to normal yet

spACEbar : cait i say this with love but

spACEbar : none of your business

oliverqueer : wow

oliverqueer : that was a statement

heatwave : pipes it’d have been so funny if you fucked the other ramon i tell ya

bilance : i thought the same hgkgjgjg

captaincold : you’d know about that

bilance : nah oliver would

oliverqueer : you know how are you always doing this when you obviously agreed to dating me

detectiveprettybi : 1 2 3 fight!

Chapter Text

Cisquito 

April 24 2018

8:49am

How are you

11:18am

??? babe

jsyk i’m here if you wanna 

Talk. like actually ABOUT stuff

Ronnie (TA Wells)

April 24 2018

1:29pm

Okay to summarize

i don’t need a fucking 

summary

are you sure?

bc to me it seemed like 

you’re going crazy without a list

fuck off

come on you like order

yeah that explains why

 I’m friends with all of you

you love us shut up

anyway here comes the list

 are you serious

 i literally just left your 

apartment

1. Ask oliver about the 

scholarship

2. Talk to Cisco ffs

3. Ask snart/mick/iris about

 therapy

4. Clear things up with Eddie 

about the apartment

5. We’ll get together with Wells 

and ask if he can pull some 

strings at Mercury and get 

you promoted before you go 

crazy from all the boredom

6. Get laid

7. Ask Detective West if 

Mick can burn down your 

parents’ company without 

getting into trouble

I love the last two

“Talk to Cisco” wtf am I 

gonna say

just be open with him!!!!!

“Hello yes i love you so much 

i’m gonna burst but you 

don’t have the same feelings

 and I feel like one day 

that will kill me”

“also how is the only time 

you say it back while i eat you 

out behind a restaurant”

okay maybe not those 

exact words

except if that’s the only 

way you get the sentiment across

then those exact words yeah

lmao

i literally told him i don’t care

about that 

god he’ll hate me for lying 

dude

it’s fine!!! It’s a human 

reaction about feelings it 

makes sense

feelings don’t make sense

okay there spock

thanks

honestly. For coming to

get me. 

thank mick, he’s the 

one who called me

aw, he cares

he does

OLIVER QUEEN????

April 24 2018

3:41pm

so

how do I apply for this 

scholarship 

wait I thought your 

tuition is covered

turns out it isn’t

????

my parents OFFICIALLY 

disowned me and 

withdrew the payment

what? When?

Friday

holy fuck

why didn’t you say 

anything sooner

didn’t wanna ruin the moods

that would’ve definitely been 

worth it

is that why you hid @

the braincells’ 

Not only

it was… an accumulation 

of issues

:(

before you start

I do NOT want you to 

pay my tuition

I want to earn it so tell 

me how I apply for the 

scholarship and don’t pull 

any bias on me

hartley you’re literally the 

reason this scholarship 

EXISTS

ofc you’ll get it

if our friendship affects it

 in any way I’ll poison you 

without a trace

😧

we’ll go over it when 

you’re home 

Snart

April 24 2018

3:42pm

tell mick I said thanks

i dont have his number so

for what exactly

he’ll know

I don’t like secrets right 

under my nose pipes so spill

i got drunk the other 

night, he told ronnie to

 get me

lmao did you get 

wasted over a fight 

with pretty bi???

more than that actually

it’s. A lot

and i was wondering, bc

 cisco mentioned it to you 

ages ago but i acted like it

 was an outrageous idea but… 

you are familiar with a 

number of psychiatrists in 

central aren’t you

is this what i think it is

are you agreeing to 

look into therapy

i might need it

I guess? Everyone 

seems to think so

yeah the docs will 

decide that for you

like, if you get a 

diagnosis, shit like that. 

I feel like i should go

 to iris with that tbh

would seem logical

then again she isn’t a 

shrink yet

and you HAVE the 

Personal experience

as do mick, bar 

and your boyfriend

cisco’s only there for 

trans reasons bc legal stuff 

wants him to

true

look i feel awful bc 

y’all have actual reasons 

at least meanwhile i’m just 

a whiny ex rich kid

I thought you were a 

homeless poor deaf gay man

🙄

look you don’t need 

trauma to have mental 

health probs, sometimes 

your brain’s shit without 

reason and that’s how life 

is so let me produce a list 

for you

i was informed that lists 

seem to be good for me

see

thanks

any time, kid

Hot Wannabe Cop

April 24 2018 

3:46pm

ok look

my family cut me off 

which means I’m nothing 

but my income from Mercury 

atm and that’s shit. 

I’ll try to get a promotion

 but I can’t guarantee anything

 bc I don’t even have a single 

degree yet and also I’m not 

even completely an adult 

yet so things are crazy 

okay

and policemen don’t earn

 that much either so we’re 

trying to find a 3-room 

apartment with so little money 

according to you and I think

 that’s impossible really so 

that’s why i didn’t even consider 

you’d want an extra room

we need to work with 

each other here eddie 

which means maybe you’ll have 

to agree to one room less

i’ll even forget about my bathtub

you wanted a bathtub????

d e s p e r a t e l y

fuck you’re right

fucking hell i got so used 

to not paying for shit i forgot 

how expensive central is

it’s the industry

you know what’d be cool?

open kitchen

like in the quiver

exactly

🙄 why don’t you 

jsut stay in the quiver

privacy

are YOU talking about privacy

sue me

let’s fake a lawsuit so we

get money for our apartment

sure I’ll break your leg

i don’t have insurance 

any more you ass

ok break my leg

I’ll let joe do that

fucking low blow hart

when are you home?

i’ve got work

so like 6 but then 

i gotta talk to ollie

yeha maybe we can 

actually apartment hunt 

together tonight?

look at us being functional 

human beings

speaking of

yes I do really play two 

instruments

fuckighell

take your time

Cisquito

April 24 2018

8:08pm

i’m better

thanks for asking

I could tell by you being 

active in the groupchat 

what was wrong?

um

mental breakdown so

 to say

fuck

can I help???

it’s mostly things out of 

your reach so not really

but i’m getting ahold of them

I think?

what are the things?

a whole lot

👀

for one, i’m looking into 

therapy

YOU ARE

FINALLY

i swear things’ll look a lot 

better then

yeah snart’s sending me recs

NICE

and eddie and me are 

dealing with the apartment 

hunt business

SWEET

also my parents withdrew 

my tuition but i’m dealing 

with that too 

wait what

what

when the fuckk

um

friday

hartley rathaway if you tell 

me you kept this information

from me bc it was my 

birthday i’ll

you’ll what?

I don’t know! Do something!

you could tell me you love 

me for being a thoughtful 

boyfriend who didn’t want 

to ruin your birthday

hart,

no i get it. Like i said

and i feel like this 

should be done irl ofc 

but i’m too weak to keep 

my brain working when i 

see your fucking face so

that was kinda……... 

sweet???

let me finish

of course

i know that you just got 

out of a relationship and 

that you spent the majority 

of your life hating me so of 

course you don’t just fall in

 love with me 

and i know we kinda 

turned that into a joke bc 

that’s how we deal with 

everything but it isn’t

because sometimes you 

give me those vibes that maybe 

it’s as serious for you as it is 

for me and in the next moment 

it’s a meme that you DON’T 

love me and yet you’re learning 

a whole new language for me 

and don’t mind hanging out almost 

24/7 and still you onyl told me 

ONCE that you love me and 

when? During sex

now i’m finished

that’s… a lot

and valid

i see you typing 

no it’s my turn shut up

wow

I can’t believe you make me 

do this via text you asshole

i’ve been thinking and 

reflecting about this a lot 

actually and 

yeah you’re exactly right i 

couldn’t just randomly fall 

for you but i did and 

that was scary and i 

DEFINITELY didn’t mean to 

blurt it out during sex

and i didn’t plan to say it 

via text

but

i do love you, hartley. I 

love you more than i 

should be able to considering 

our past

but i do

8:36pm

ARE YOU IGNORING ME 

NOW

YOU ASSHOLE

STOP CALLING ME 

I’M CRYING

NOW I’M DEFINITELY 

CALLING

Chapter Text

transco : announcement

transco : i love my boyfriend

babybibibi : FINALLY

bilance : awwwww

spACEbar : hell yES

irisbest : the best news

captaincold : your ex having the most passionate reaction is poetic cinema

babybibibi : i’ve suffered the most under their unnecessary drama and mutual pining and whatnot

babybibibi : so thank FUCK they did it now

oliverqueer : in this chat we’re fine with ex partners

bilance : are we

heatwave : did the small one blurt it out during sex

transco : Who says I cant be fucking romantic

captaincold : you literally only realized you liked him when he popped a boner while you sat on him

captaincold : ramon please

transco : oh fuck off

heatwave : bingpot

irisbest : with Mick i hate that we cant tell whether that b99 reference was  on purpose or not 

pipes : glad we’re proceeding with the usual stuff

oliverqueer : speaking of

oliverqueer : Black Panther today?

irisbest : is Linda through with her book

transco : TODAY BLACK PANTHER TOMORROW INFINITY WAR

pipes : TODAY 4 U TOMORROW 4 ME

spACEbar : great now i want to watch Rent

transco : NO WE WATCH BLACK PANTHER

spACEbar : OKAY

pipes : we can always watch rent afterwards

spACEbar : hell yeah

babybibibi : isnt rent the sad one

irisbest : thyre all sad ones

irisbest : if there’s one thing i have learnt from bar it’s that all musicals are sad

spACEbar : shrug emoji

captaincold : hey bicon finished with crying

babybibibi : why would i have cried

lesbianda : hartmon 

lesbianda : just like i cry about bi girls like IN MY BOOK

snowflake : we all did 

bilance : Caitlin ur too wholesome

oliverqueer : on a scale from 1 to 10 how satissfying is it to see your fiance’s ex in safe hands

lesbianda : oh ym god ollie

irisbest : oliver.

snowflake : i am very happy to see cisco and hartley in a happy relationship! 

snowflake : if you are implying that there has ever been an ounce of jealousy between the two of us in regard of ronnie, though, then you are greatly misinformed. We’ve all been content in our relationships as long as it worked out, nothing toxic at all.

captaincold : i would say you just got roasted but that was snow

detectiveprettybi : aw no puns today?

captaincold : no bc that’s probs not how she meant it at all

pipes : very likely

bilance : oliver we all know you have a problematic history with feelings for multiple people

oliverqueer : i don’t

oliverqueer : yeah

babybibibi : polyamorous relationships are founded on communication and trust

babybibibi : and, of course, agreement of all parties on that arrangement

transco : and this was today’s episode of ‘ronnie explains polyamoury’! Tune in next sunday for more

irisbest : it’s…. Not even sunday

transco : it sure feels like a sunday