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Under the Same Roof by Crazysandwich
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 Sep 2025
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When Steve Rogers is assigned a new roommate at the start of the semester, he expects loud parties, reckless behavior, and chaos, exactly what the rumors about Tony Stark promise. Instead, he gets silence and an infuriating wall of indifference. As the weeks pass, small moments chip away at Steve’s certainty, revealing bruises and tension. The more Stark ignores him, the more Steve finds himself noticing every detail and wondering why he cares so much.
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must you? by heartsforjm
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
23 Aug 2025
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“well, that’s a job well done.”
“maybe next time, wait until i’m actually out of the building?” natasha groans, blood already drying against her forehead and in her hair. “must you always be in a hurry, rogers?”
natasha is pressed up against a wall that somehow stayed up from the 10 bombs that were rigged in the building. her black catsuit is laved in dirt and dust, blood clinging to the crook of her shoulder and thigh which shes gripping with whatever strength she has left.
the corner of her lips shift upwards as she tries to speak, completely breathless.
steve immediately crouches in front of her, pushing away fallen pieces of hair that hug her forehead and cheeks.
“took you long enough…”
he can’t help but linger on her face, staring, looking for injuries that maybe he can’t see. even in this condition she looks like she could rule the world.
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natasha gets hurt on a mission due to steve’s recklessness and blames himself, but natasha knows exactly what to do. -
Somewhere in the world by Palacsinta
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel
10 Jul 2025
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Tony and Bucky are captured by Hydra. Enemies who want to break them completely. Forced to rely on each other to survive, they must navigate a fragile alliance built on mistrust and anger. Meanwhile, Steve races against time to find them before it’s too late.
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Il Capolinea by WillJ
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain Marvel (2019)
19 Jun 2025
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Sometimes the end of the line comes from the most unlikely direction
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I BLAME BUCKY by Kyris
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Arrow (TV 2012), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Jun 2025
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After the Avengers found a atrange pond made of a green substance, they assembled to try and figure out what had just appeared out of thin air.
Do to Parker luck and plain old karma on Bucky's side they end falling into the substance.
When they reawakened they are in an alleyway with people claiming to be vigilantes trying to meet them.
All they want to do is go home and not kill anyone (on Peter's side)
I've been reading a lot of Peter in Gotham. Want to know what would be better than Peter in Gotham?
Peter and Bucky in Gotham.
(Possible very slow updates)
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Bucky Barnes vs. the Multiverse by Kayah371
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
15 Jun 2025
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When Strange told Bucky to prepare himself for anything, what Bucky had in mind and what he tried to mentally prepare himself for were things such as a robot apocalypse or an alien invasion, maybe dinosaurs, if he was lucky, or extremely unlucky.
It wasn’t a robot apocalypse. It wasn’t an alien invasion. It was worse. It was much worse. It was Tony Stark.
OR : When Steve Rogers sets off to return the stones but gets stuck in an alternate timeline, Bucky follows after him, hoping to get him home safely. Assuming that's what Steve still wants.
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Holy Hand Grenade by InkedByDawn
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
05 Jun 2025
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By a stroke of very, very unfortunate luck, Bucky finds out that Steve jumped on the hand grenade in basic training, which is why COL Phillips allowed him to receive the serum.
Steve avoids Bucky like he avoids sanity.
Bucky still finds him.
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- Part 2 of Homecoming
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Steve meant well. He just doesn’t like something flashy and expensive. Well in his time, he wouldn’t even dreamed to have everything he has now can get easily from Tony.
He thinks Tony just spend his money on him without cares at all. And he turned it down because he doesn’t want to depend on Tony’s money.
Well he doesn’t expect that every gifts Tony give to him was made by Tony himself for Steve. Carefully and beautifully.
Or Tony’s like giving Steve’s gifts and Steve always rejected it because it was too expensive for his standard, and then Tony finally stopped giving him things and dumped the turned down gifts to the other Avengers.
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Messes Of Many Kinds (The Clean Up Is Always Worth It) by DobbyRocksSocks
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
26 May 2025
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Steve is dumb, but before he can fix it, Tony gets zapped by a douchebag with a Ray-Gun, and there’s a whole new mess to deal with. On the flip side, Toddler-Tony is adorable, so silver linings.
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As the days pass, Bucky turns his heartache into poetry, the only way he knows how to hold Steve without breaking. But when Steve is gone for good, having chosen to stay in another lifetime, Bucky is left with all the words he never said.
This is buckys love story told in silence, about longing, loss, and the quiet kind of courage it takes to keep living after goodbye.
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Me ko'u mau maka ponoi (With my own eyes) by fanfic_phoenix
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
20 May 2025
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This is my take on what could have happened between Steve and Danny being kicked out of Afghanistan and Steve returning home (to have that phone call with Catherine). It's mostly from Danny's POV.
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“You know Barnes is going to kill me if you die in the jet.”
“I’m not going to die, Clint.” Steve wiped a hand across his face, noting the tremor. “I just need ta’ get home.”
Clint didn’t look convinced, far from it in fact, but he pulled it together enough to get them home. Standard gas protocol left Steve shipped off to medical while Clint and the jet went through detox. Despite them knowing exactly what the gas was made of, what the purpose was. He’d helped write the handbook, and his life partner was the primary reason an isolation period was mandatory, but that didn’t mean he had to be happy about it.
And he was very not happy about it. -
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Steve’s stares mournfully after his best friend. She’s at the bar with Chrissy, because Chrissy wanted to watch the guy make their cocktails, look he does tricks with the thing, like in that old movie with Tom Cruise.
Steve could physically feel himself ageing as she spoke.
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- Part 9 of The Ornamental Fountain
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A Dash of Pepper by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Apr 2025
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Tony sighed and stepped back. “Okay, you’re obviously not going to listen to me. Time to bring out the big guns.”
Steve gripped his shield tighter and readied himself for the inevitable fight. Then he frowned in confusion as Tony tapped his ear and said “Pep? They’re all yours.” Tony retreated a good distance away to where Rhodey, Vision, Natasha, and some guy in a black suit were standing. They began talking in low voices that Steve couldn’t hear, even with his enhanced hearing.
“What the hell?” Muttered Clint. Steve silently agreed. This was not going at all the way that he thought it would.
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the sign on your heart (still reserved for me) by avngrstark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel (Comics)
19 Jan 2025
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Steve is still confused on why Pepper Potts stormed into his studio unannounced and began yelling at him from the top of her lungs when he hears -
"For you to do that, honestly despicable, after she's told you she's pregnant with your child -"
"Wait," Steve interrupts, and it's like the floor has swallowed him whole but also transported him into a dream - "wait, wait, wait. Toni is pregnant?"
Pepper pauses her ranting for the first time in five minutes, and takes a moment to look into his eyes. He's not sure what she finds there, but it makes her groan and put her head in her hands. "Oh, I am going to kill her."
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In which billionaire Natasha Stark becomes pregnant with artist Steve Roger's child from a one night stand, and everyone finds out before Steve.
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How Can I Remember? by Bittersweet_in_Boston
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
15 Jan 2025
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Steve Rogers is the CEO of Shield Corp. and one of the most powerful executives in the world. He’s got everything under control — his wayward brother Sam, an historic and historically huge merger, successfully buried longing for a life that never was — until Bucky Barnes comes home from Paris for a few weeks.
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"What a fucking idiot.... wait, I think that's MY idiot"
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Steve Learns to Drive by comic_history_magic_nerd
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Dec 2024
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Steve never had much reason to learn to drive as a kid. Living in Brooklyn, he could get anywhere he needed to go on the subway and it wasn’t like his Ma could afford a car anyway. Sure, he’d been in a taxi once or twice, and Bucky’s Dad even offered to teach him before money got so tight they had to sell their car. But there was no reason for Steve to go out of his way learning to work a piece of machinery that always made him nauseous anyway.
Steve was coming to sorely regret that choice.
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can’t see the forest if the trees never stop burning by aaazzie
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Crewfu
09 Oct 2024
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A close friend of Steve’s passes, and Steve is haunted by terrible nightmares. When 5up brings up the idea of going to see a dreameater to him, he’s blatantly opposed— but what happens when you spend hours and hours falling asleep in the same room as a stranger who’s looking at your every thought? How long can you really stay strangers?
How long can you really stay just friends?
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As a 95 year old man, Steve never considered counting on a happily ever after. He was never counting on you. Now that he was happy, the world was full of danger and he couldn’t stop it from getting to you. He has to leave, it’s for your own good. But what will happen if you refuse to let him?
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- Part 8 of Avengers: Age Of Drabbletron