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    Klaus wakes up in a world that is not his own after resetting the universe.

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    After heroically giving up his life Klaus hoped that everything would just go away. Too bad that God has a different idea. Like recreating one timeline and hoping for the best. Just why did she have to put Klaus in the middle of her plan? She doesn't even like him.

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    6/6
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    3,458
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    Dave is infatuated with his new student's dad
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    Klaus enlists Five to help him woo a hot teacher at their niece's school.
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    AKA Klaus convinces Five to attend school so Klaus can join the PTA so Dave will fall madly in love with him.

    (Spoiler: It works)

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    1/1
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    33
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    1,220
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    In a stroke of luck, Five managed to travel him and his siblings back to March 24, 2019 - exactly a week before the apocalypse. Allison decided that the best way for everyone to keep in contact was through a group chat that was well organized and used for emergencies only.
    Nobody else seemed to share her opinion on that.

     

    frankstein (9:29am): Klaus, did you give me this name because Dad dehumanized me after resurrecting me? 
    v (9:29am): holy shit luther what
    d (9:30am): i second that statement
    klaus (9:30am): um NO
    klaus (9:31am): i named u that after viktor frankenstein
    klaus (9:31am): u know
    klaus (9:31am): the main character
    klaus (9:31am): cause u would fuck ur sister if she asked lmao

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    13/?
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    131
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    10,152
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    Dave never anticipated planning a wedding to be so much work and so much effort.
    Though nothing ever seems to be simple when the Hargreeves siblings are involved.

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    1/3
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    51
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    8
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    448
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    Klaus and Dave wake up together in a hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.

    Neither remembers the night before.

    Both have weddings to get to.

    Neither of them have any money.

    And only Ben knows why Klaus is wearing Dave's grandfather's ring.

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    6/6
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    28
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    114
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    12
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    1,349
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    Dave Katz is a simple man. He values kindness, honesty and strength of character. As someone who is queer and homeless, he also has a fairly substantial distrust of law enforcement.

    This is why—when a twig of a man, with kohl-lined eyes and a vibrant pair of purple tights, sprints across the alley-way he’s seated in, skids to a halt at the corner of a dumpster, and balls himself tightly out of view from the street—Dave doesn’t make a move to flag down confused-looking uniformed officers that follow him into the mouth of the alley.

    It’s also why—when said officers approach him, and ask him if he’s seen anyone come by—he takes one look at the man’s pleading eyes and shakes his head mournfully. “No, sorry officers.”

    OR:

    As told through a series of non-linear snapshots, Dave and Klaus come to know one another.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/15
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    47
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    189
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,931
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    Klaus is kind, and charming, and vulnerable, and a little jagged around the edges, but he doesn’t let his own darkness cast shadows on others. He’s sunlight casting rainbows through stained glass; art in its purest, simplest form. Soft and genuine and open hearted- not because of, but in spite of and it’s so goddamn awe inspiring.

    ***

    Klaus loves Dave, and Dave loves Klaus, and together they try to navigate their own broken parts to make themselves whole.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,490
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    Klaus tries to stay away.

    But he’s never had a drug like Dave, and he’s always been so very weak; he’s fighting a losing battle and god, is he going to lose.

    “It doesn’t mean anything,” Klaus pants harshly against Dave’s lips, grinding into the strong thigh shoved between his legs. “It doesn’t, it doesn’t, it doesn’t.”

    “Who you tryin’ to convince, darlin’?” Dave breathes into his mouth. “Me, or yourself?”

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    29
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    2,556
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    Klaus hasn't seen his family in twelve years, since their father died, since the incident. On the heels of a break-up, the only member of his family Klaus has contact with Quincy (Five) has decided to take Klaus back home for the holidays, where secrets are revealed, and healing can begin. Along the way he meets a quirky cast of characters (Lila) and an old flame resurfaces (Dave). Can Klaus, and by extension his family, mend broken bridges and become a family once again?
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    AKA: I tried to write a light fluffy Hallmark inspired fic and all I got was angst and existential dread.

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    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    120
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    177
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    25
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    3,184
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    “I love you.”

    The words crack through the air like a gunshot; sharp, pinpoint pain slips through the spaces between his ribs and punctures his lungs and he can’t fucking breathe.

    “What?”

    “I love you,” Dave repeats like it’s as easy as breathing; like he hasn’t just ripped apart the foundation Klaus has carefully, meticulously built his world on; like he hasn’t torn down every wall Klaus has ever built, crumbled every shield and laid him bare, defenseless, afraid.

    “You don’t. You can’t.” Klaus says hollowly, and Dave huffs a quiet laugh.

    “That how we’re gonna play this, huh, Hargreeves?” He asks, a wry twist to his lips. “Why, then?”

    “Because I don’t love you, Dave,” he says as steadily as he can and it’s- it isn’t true, but that doesn’t matter.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    163
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    1,444
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    Klaus has never had a real sense of identity, he dissociates a lot, and he often contradicts himself. It turns out he's an OSDD-1b system. But knowing that can be scary.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,907
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    Klaus is dead. And he's in the Good Place, but something's wrong. He's not who they think he is. He doesn't belong here.

    Or: The Good Place retold with the Umbrella Academy characters!

    [ABANDONED]

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    30
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    2
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    460
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    After losing touch with his siblings after the universe reset, Klaus tries to remember how to live on the streets. Until he sees a familiar face in the volunteer homeless shelter

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    34,570
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    59
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    230
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    35
    Hits:
    4,472
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    “I love you,” Klaus whispers, voice reverent. “I love you, I love you, I love you.”

    Dave should feel guilty. He should. He knows that. Because he may love Klaus, but he’s still tricking him. He’s still working for the Commission. He’s still-

    Oh.

    Oh.

    Oh, fuck.

    And in one single, catastrophizing moment, Dave realizes two things.

    One; he can never, ever go back to the Commission.

    Two; he is hopelessly, ridiculously, terrifyingly in love with Klaus Hargreeves.

    ***

    Or, what would happen if Commission Agent David Katz was sent to be Vanya’s Harold Jenkins, but shifted his target to Klaus instead. Somewhere along the line, his heart starts outweighing his duty, and he falls head over heels in love with his target.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    440
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3,951
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    If someone had asked David twenty years ago where he saw himself at thirty, he’d have said in front of a camera, with a microphone in his hand, reporting the important news of the day straight from the source. A correspondent traveling the world, braving the parts others didn’t.
    He would have said it quietly, to his G.I. Joe action figures, but he’d have said it.

     

    I’m super late but this was written for EnKlave Fest 2023.
    Prompt: Klaus the Planchette-Wielding Hitchhiker (and Dave the long-suffering reporter trying to track him down).

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    26
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    72
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    19
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    1,018
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    Dave is perfect and Klaus can't cope with that.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    691
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    “Well, I suppose you can take the boy out of the south, but not the south out of the boy.” Dave shrugged, lips quirking to match the man’s smirk-turned-smile despite himself.

    “A southern gentleman, be still my queer little heart.” One hand went dramatically to the man’s chest, the other up against his forehead, palm faced out so Dave could read the writing there: Hello.

    Dave glanced sidelong again at the bartender, just in time to see her look their way. She didn’t seem concerned in the slightest by the man’s presence in her workspace. Dave immediately relaxed, returning his eyes to the man in front of him.

    “Dave Katz.” he offered his hand across the counter. ‘Hello’ dropped to take it, long, slender fingers closing around Dave’s palm.

    "Klaus Hargreeves."

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    143
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    36
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    3,292
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    Just a fic of Dave meeting Klaus's siblings and what a rollercoaster that is!

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    English
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    2,220
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1,419
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    Klaus and Dave dated as teenagers, and now, years later, they have a chance encounter.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,086
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    433

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