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“Sorry, you haven’t seen a dog, have you?”
Jon looked up to see a tall, round man with short dusty blonde hair standing in his door way.
“In general or…?” The man laughed and shook his head. “No in the archives”
Jon hadn’t been able to pinpoint it before but now he realized what was putting him off. “Sorry, are you American?”
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this time martins american. they go on american adventures.
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It’s pride month in the archives! Everyone has agreed to express themselves with pins and comfortable clothing of their own choice and- OH MY GOSH ELIAS IS QUEER.
Mild spoilers for season 4 / Mag 158??? It’s only in one section
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All This Anxiety feat. Mx. Sims by willis_in_yellow
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Aug 2025
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"Martin?"
"Hm?"
"You know... If you would like... You could go sit with the others. I'm sure Tim and Sasha would love to have you."
"No, it's okay."
"Are you sure?"
"Mhm."
"Well... I'm not the best, uh, lunch companion." Well isn't that an understatement. "I'm not all that good at... Talking, per say."
"Oh, Jon, I promise-" He gets cut off.
"No, Martin. I swear, I won't be mad."
"Jon-" Cut off again.
"You really should just- you know- it would be better if-"
"Jon!"
Finally, Jon shuts up. "W-What?"
"It's fine, my love. I'm happy to sit with you."
Well then, if that didn't turn their cheeks red. "Ah... Alright then."
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Jon has major, major social anxiety and Martin offering to sit with them may or may not make everything worse. 3.7k words of me projecting my anxiety and experience with autism onto one of my favorite soggy british horrorpod men <3
Also Martin calls Jon pet names every chance he gets because i said so
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The man looked up from the fog covered ground, finding a young man with dark auburn hair, a smatter of freckles, and round glass that frame sharp, blue eyes. The man finds that his breathing slows, and his vision is suddenly clearer than it used to be. The young man holds an umbrella over his head.
"Hello," says the umbrella-holding man. "You seem lost."
The man currently on his rain-soakes knees nods, unable to get any words out. The young man in front of him just smiles.
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Martin hates Peter on a deeply personal level, and I find it funny. So, in a universe where Peter finds Martin way before Martin found the institute, I chronicle the ways in which Martin disobeys Peter. Some plot may show up unexpectedly. -
Professor Jonah Magnus by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jul 2025
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Jonah Magnus realized that going after 28 year old Jon for his plan was not the best idea… no, better to go after him at the much more impressionable age of 13. With the help of the Web, he manages to get the necessary players - Jon, Martin, Tim, Sasha, Basira, Daisy, Annabelle, Melanie, Georgie, Jane Prentiss, and Gerald Keay - all in the same eighth year class and takes over the body of their English/homeroom teacher. (For sake of the story they’re all eighth years other than Jonah Magnus). He also, realizing children don’t know much, legally changed his name to Jonah Magnus because quite frankly he was getting sick of memorizing new names.
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Scoliosis ridden Jonathan Sims gets some relief, shenanigans ensue.
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Solving Mysteries and Rewriting History by AmberAstra
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jul 2025
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Sasha’s colleagues are acting strange (well, stranger than usual), and no matter how reasonable their explanations have been, she’s certain they’re still hiding something, and she’s determined to get to the bottom of it. No matter what it takes.
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"Christ, of course you would." Martin said. "And of course I would. We're both… we both didn't want to. But we're both such martyrs. Of course this would happen. We're hopeless."
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Martin and Jon fail spectacularly to have sex, and then they talk about it.
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- Part 1 of And Another Verse
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As if it wasn't enough for the world to be ending, and for Jon to be dead-set on ending along with it.
A statement by Martin Blackwood regarding an unwanted pregnancy and the end of the world.
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VERYYYY indulgent fic where i just gave martin all my brain damage. also kinda goopy- tw:vomiting, pregnancy symptoms, discussions of miscarriage and assault (no assault depicted)
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- Part 2 of And Another Verse
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For I'll be satisfied, long as you are my guy by MalviusMortum
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Jun 2025
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Martin makes Jon discover asexuality on the way to Scottish cabin
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Old Oak Doors Part C by cecilgershwinpamler
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 May 2025
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Sasha discovers an odd new door in the Magnus Institute that leads to a small desert town.
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by inches and miles (i'd like to stay) by BlackBlood1872
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Apr 2025
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Martin's relationship with Jon doesn't change overly much, after his confession. They're still friends, first and foremost and foundationally. They still grab lunch whenever they can, hang out at each other's flats, spend more time together than apart.
The difference, now, is that neither of them shy away from touch. There's no longer the worry about overstepping the boundaries of their friendship. They can sit as close as they want, hug whenever the urge strikes, hold hands as they walk.
It's easy and it feels right, and Martin doesn't know if he's ever felt happier than he does now.
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- Part 3 of here and now
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Part of his brain told him that Martin probably wouldn't care. And if he wasn’t accepting, then he just wasn't the one and Jon should move on. He was supposed to be logical about this kind of thing.
He wished he'd had the confidence to wear a subtle pin. Or kept a small flag somewhere with him. Back in the archives Tim kept his colors visible on most days, and Sasha could occasionally be seen with aromantic colors visible. Unfortunately he had been too worried about his professional image (and preventing the spread of gossip) to ever be brave enough to join in.
JonMartin Day 7: Ace Day
Title taken from The Killing Kind, by Marianas TrenchesSeries
- Part 7 of Karmas JonMartin Week 2025 Collection
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let's make this house a habit by sadwetcatmybeloved
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Apr 2025
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"Do you want to sit and watch the rain with me?"
Three rainy days, three moments together.
Jonmartin Week 2025, Day Seven: Ace Day
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- Part 7 of Sad Wet Cat Jonmartin Week 2025
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you make me ache, you bastard by raineii (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Apr 2025
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Jon and Martin have something in common, and it's a pleasant surprise.
(For JonMartin Week Day 7: Ace Day)
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For day 7 of jonmartinweek 2025 - Ace Day
Pre-Unknowing, Martin asks John out. He says yes.
“What was he thinking? He’d promised himself long ago that he’d never get into another relationship with someone who didn’t know about his asexuality first. He and Martin had been through so much together, they were so close and had formed some sort of bond that often made him forget that they didn’t know very many practical things about each other.”
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The Tundra is a long haul cargo frieghter, manned by Martin Blackwood, Elias Bouchard, Sasha James, Jonathan Sims, and Timothy Stoker. Halfway through the journey, new revelations and an unexpected disaster shake the crew. Will this version of the story be different?
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Jon wasn’t a man who got much out of sex. He didn’t see much of a point in it or felt the need to do it himself. To him, it was a waste of time. That was however until he met Martin Blackwood. Martin had the same views as him in this regard, though didn’t mind trying it at least once in his life. This is what lead Jon to changing his views ever so sightly. While he still didn’t get much out of it, he did enjoy seeing Martin’s reaction when he did minor things like a hand job.
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Love Me, Normally || TMA/WTNV crossover Fluff fic by XxMiserySmilesxX
Fandoms: Welcome to Night Vale, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Nov 2024
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Jon and Martin have landed in their somewhere else - a strange town called Nightvale, where the moon is beautiful, the desert is hot, and the scientists are even hotter. But it’s not all easy going. For example:
- Why are the neighbors sending them creepy cookies?
- What is a “Glow Cloud”?
- Why does Jon suddenly feel weird about his body, and more importantly, the fact he’s a guy?
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WARNING: THIS WILL CONTAIN MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES
Imagine if The Magnus Archives ended differently, if Sasha didn't get Not-Them'd, if Tim didn't die in explosion at the Unknowing, and Jon didn't accidentally start the apocolypse. This is that story, with some extra OCs mixed in