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    Jisung didn’t know anything about the universe. It was too grand and vast and all of them humans were just little atoms floating into the unknown. But one thing Jisung knew for sure. There wasn’t even one of Lee Minho’s atoms that was even remotely straight. His gay energy radiated through miles around him. And, of course, he would pull at least one gay spanish boy during their stay in the most queer friendly country of Europe. Jisung was lucky it had been only one and not an entire flock. He had to do something quickly.

    “We should call security, hyung. This could be dangerous.” Jisung said with his most concerned and serious expression he could pull off.

     

    OR: Jisung finds out that someone hitted on Minho at the hotel gym, he takes it very seriously and he's absolutely not jelous

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    Alternative Universe.

    A wild west world, with 8 lost souls in cowboy boots. Finding friends, fighting for their love and suddenly they have to fight for their life at the five star contest.

    Han Jisung x Lee Minho
    Hwang Hyunjin x Lee Felix

    & whatever happens, happens :p

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    Jisung feels kind of crazy. He’s half-hard watching something that shouldn’t even have an effect on him. He’s straight, for fuck’s sake.

    He’s probably reacting to it because he hasn’t had sex in a while. It must be it, right? It has nothing to do with the way Minho’s veiny arm flexes when he pulls Hyunjin closer. Nothing to do with Minho’s half-lidded eyes as he grinds on Hyunjin with the practiced ease of someone who’s done this several times before.

    Yeah, he’s just horny.

    jisung thinks he’s straight until minho turns his world on its axis. as per usual.

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    It’s been two years.
    Two years since Jisung and Minho spoke to each other like they used to.
    Two years since Jisung could call his life anything close to normal.
    Two years of silence, distance, and pretending.

    And the feelings…
    Oh yes, the feelings never left.
    They simply learned how to hide.

     

    Or in which after two years of silence, Jisung and Minho are forced to work together again.
    Old feelings resurface, and buried emotions simmer just beneath the surface — making every moment between them charged with something neither of them dares to name.

    Everything could fall into place again… if only it weren’t for Jisung’s poor heart.

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    “You don't know?” Lee Know chuckled incredulously.

    “No…?”

    “Your friend kidnapped me in order to blackmail my leader but didn't leave you the number…?”

    “Give me some slack, I'm as confused as you here!” he whined

    OR

    Jisung just wanted tickets to see Day6 in concert, he didn't ask to babysit a criminal.

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    Jisung shouted, “Then we need to fuck each other! Size doesn’t matter, and I’ll prove it to you!” Minho’s hand stopped moving.

    But Minho’s voice was smooth and clear in Jisung’s ear. “Bet.”

    The room dropped silent; Chan and Changbin exchanged a long look.

    “When I win, I get to pierce you, and I choose the place.” Minho added, all eyes on them.

    Jisung took his hand, squeezing it. “You’re too sure of yourself, hyung. When I win, you’ll finally get your first tattoo.”

     

    (OR: Minho is hung, Jisung is not. Jisung is dumb and bets with Minho that dick size doesn’t matter.
    There is: Tatted and pierced Minsung, smut and a side of feelings. That’s it. That’s the story.)

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    A bunch of letters Han jisung wrote to His ex-boyfriend Lee Minho after their intense fight. We can say Jisung went a bit overboard this time....

     

    “Han Jisung, this is the last time I’m telling you, stop sulking and talk to me,” Minho said firmly.
    “No, hyung, leave me alone for a bit, please!” Jisung shot back, his voice rising. “I’m tired of fighting too! Why can’t you understand what I’m feeling, why I’m feeling this way? It’s useless, we’re just going in circles, there’s no end to it!” he yelled, frustration spilling out.
    “Jisung, be careful with your words,” Minho replied, his tone calm but steady. “Don’t say something you’ll regret later. You’re angry right now, but that doesn’t mean you get to hurt me.”
    “No, hyung, let’s face it,” Jisung snapped, his eyes burning. “Let’s just say it all today! You’re tired of me, aren’t you? Because I keep falling back into my old ways, because I never listen no matter how much you tell me. I don’t want to waste your time anymore, just go and date whoever you want, I won’t stop you. You’re stuck with me and I don’t even know how to change… so let’s stop wasting anyone’s time.”

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    Maybe words weren't enough...maybe the little things he did weren't enough.

    Maybe they never were...and might never will be...

    ..He could only watch...from afar..like a stargazer admiring the stars..but he could never reach...only watch.

    Watch as the flowers slowly consumed not only his life..

    But his soul.

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    "he sleeps so prettily", jisung thinks to himself. makes jisung want to devour minho whole, to eat his fair soft skin until jisung’s belly hurts. jisung can't resist, he licks minho's cheek, then bites, slightly, like he would bite into a mousse.

    ---

    jisung falls in love

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    “I just can’t fucking believe you still think this is the ‘house’s’ doing” He does quotation marks gestures with his hands. “We’ve been here the whole time, and you still refuse to acknowledge us. There’s simply no way. You thought the doll was a clever trick from Felix. You thought the cold was a goddamn side effect of global warming! It is mid-January. It’s fucking summer. You were more likely to think Chan’s food is the fucking house’s attempt at coddling you than to think it’s the work of a very nice and gentle ghost that has been watching you and taking care of you this entire time! I can’t take it anymore, Jisung!” He gradually starts screaming, loud enough to call the attention of Jisung, who takes his headphones off and looks behind him to see two very agitated ghosts floating about 10cm above the ground. His mouth opens in a perfect circle as he gasps for a quarter of a second.
    “Why are you see-through?” He asks, making a miffed sigh leave Changbin, once again. Chan just chuckles, as if it’s funny.

    Or: The ghosts in Jisung's house would do anything to gain his attention, but he is a little oblivious to it.

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    Minho stares at him, his gaze heavy with that something Jisung can’t quite place. He still can’t figure it out. In the dim light of the kitchen, Minho’s dark chocolate eyes sparkle, his pupils unmoving, pinning Jisung in place.

    “Go out with me.”

    Jisung feels his knees go weak and grips the counter, praying his legs won’t give out now.

    “W-what?”

    “Go on a date with me,” Minho says, gaze unwavering.

    “Why?” Jisung asks, probably sounding like an idiot.

    “So I can show you how you deserve to be treated on a date,” Minho says, frowning now. “And spoil you, like you want. So you won’t settle for less than this ever again.”

    Oh.

    Oh, okay. A date. As friends.

    Jisung can do that.

    After yet another failed relationship, Jisung swears off dating for good. But Minho, his best friend and the guy he’s not in love with, won’t let him give up on love that easily.

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    Minho wiped his eyes then said into the walkie, “Okay, I promise that I’ll even listen to every love story you have. I have to confess that I love them. I may have rolled my eyes, but I loved them. I love how your face blushes and your whole body sighs with happiness. You know, your eyes get big too, like boba. Fuck, I miss you already, Jisungie. Please come home.”

    The radio didn’t respond. The fire died down eventually, until it was warm embers as the only witness to Minho’s memories.

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    “I have just the guy for you,” Hyunjin slurps loudly. “Hyunlix approved.”

    “And who is that?” Jisung asks.

    “His name is Minho, he’s known for helping omegas through their heats.”

    Jisung raises an eyebrow. “Is he a saint or something?”

    “Worse,” Hyunjin says. “He has a heat kink.”

    Jisung needs a heat partner. Enters minho (heat freak).

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    Every spring that passed, Minho spent it cowering in his tiny little storm shelter under the stairs wondering if this was going to be it. Tornado regions are far bigger than a simple two hour radius, and Minho knows that it’s only luck that has allowed his home to be free of disaster. Some of the most famous, most prolific tornadic events in history, and Minho isn’t even a day’s drive away from them. Fuck, he’d been to Joplin on multiple occasions, both as a child and an adult.

    Minho has known tornadoes with a degree of distance.

    Or, southern local, Minho, teams up with weather intern, Seungmin, for the upcoming tornado season.

    (Technically could be considered a Twister/Twisters AU if you squint)

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    Hyunjin could never have thought that one overheard conversation could change so much in his life.

    Would the others realise their mistakes?

    Hyunjin was known for forgiving easily, but what would happen if he closed his heart?
    Is it too late now to regret your words?

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    Chapters:
    40/40
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    1,696
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    Han Jisung is totally not in love with Lee Know. He’s just… observing him. Casually. Like a scientist. For research.

    So what if he’s started a secret notebook full of little habits of minho. So what if he maybe writes in it every day? It’s definitely not a crush. Nope. Absolutely not.

     

    or…

    Han one day realizes he’s not as close to Minho as he’d like to be, he starts studying minho, to figure out why he’s so.. different? and ends up falling for him.

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    Was this an accident? Why the fuck was Jisung sending him buldge pics on a tuesday? Or any day, for that matter. Jeongin hurriedly clicked off of the photo and turned back towards his room, typing as he went.

    Jeongin: and why exactly are you sending me this??

    Jisung’s response came in quickly.

    Jisung: come on help a bro out!
    how else am i supposed to know if its good enough to send?

    Jisung keeps sending Jeongin nudes and asking him for feedback. Jeongin's totally not affected by it and also totally not in love.

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    Han is having a rough time learning a certain part of a dance where he and Minho have to be really close.

    Minho decides to help, they get closer than ever and...

    things happen. They are both idiots and don't know how to deal with feelings

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    1/?
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    “We’re just gonna watch a movie at her dorm and order dinner.”

    “I think Netflix and chill is what they call it.”

    “Nah, it’s Ramyeon now.”

    “How has Ramyeon turned into a sex thing?”

    “Everything is a sex thing.” Hyunjin sighs.

    “Everything?” Seungmin raises an eyebrow.

    “Everything.”

    “Even-“ Seungmin thinks for a moment. “Pissing?”

    “Sure, if you’re into that.”

    Seungmin gags, Felix wrinkles his nose in disgust and Jisung cannot see his face but he imagines he looks fucking traumatised because he feels fucking traumatised.

    “What?” Hyunjin shrugs. “I don’t kink shame.”

    “Maybe you should,” Seungmin whispers under his breath.

    “You’re the one who brought up piss!” Hyunjin defends.

    “Please can we change the conversation now?” Felix whines.

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    Jisung is lovesick and there’s only one doctor who can cure him.

     

    a minsung fic based on the song doctor! doctor!

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    164
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    15
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