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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference by TheDae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2023
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When Draco looked up, he realized that the only reason her arse had greeted him first was because she was bent over Ronald Weasley's desk, feeding the undeserving git biscuits. He felt as if someone had ripped his heart from his chest, dipped it in black ink, left it to freeze on the snowy shore of the Black Lake, and then smashed it into a million pieces with a Beater's bat. Poetic, yes, but painful as fuck.
Fall in love, they said. It'll be fun, they said, he thought bitterly. Been there, done that, and it's nothing but a giant pile of shit.
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- Part 2 of Fucking Up for Beginners
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How to Hopelessly Confuse Detachment with Indifference - Dramione (Traducción) by Naikiara
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2025
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Cuando Draco levantó la vista, se dio cuenta de que la única razón por la que su trasero lo había saludado primero era porque estaba inclinada sobre el escritorio de Ronald Weasley, dándole galletas al imbécil que no se lo merecía. Se sentía como si alguien le hubiera arrancado el corazón del pecho, lo hubiera sumergido en tinta negra, lo hubiera dejado congelarse en la orilla nevada del Lago Negro y luego lo hubiera hecho añicos con un bate de Golpeador. Poético, sí, pero jodidamente doloroso.
Enamórate, le dijeron. Será divertido, le dijeron, pensó con amargura. Ya lo he hecho, y no es más que un montón de mierda.
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- Part 2 of Cagándola para principiantes