You'd Call It Vaginal Sex if She Had a Vagina Which She Technically Doesn't
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With Both Hands Thou Shalt Give It by Vulgarweed
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 May 2015
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Summary
Of all the residents of Valinor, the eccentric and disreputable Maia called Sérelókë would be the last person you’d expect a Valië to call upon in time of need. But Sérelókë is known for his observation and insights, and Yavanna Kementári will stop at nothing to learn the truth of who killed her beloved Trees, and why. Once set upon the trail, Sérelókë will also stop at nothing.
Really. I mean he’ll stop at nothing.
And while I can’t take credit or blame for the original idea . . . oh wait, yes I can. I claimed my own prompt.
UPDATE March 17, 2016: now with fantastic FANART by elfrightsactivist, commissioned as a gift by Sunhawk. THANK YOU!
This tale now has a sequel: The Dark Fire Will Avail You.
Series
- Part 1 of Their Terrible Sharpness