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Callie Solanen knew trouble when she saw it. In this particular case, ‘trouble’ towered over her, the top of her head even with his chest. Trouble had thick auburn hair, mischievous blue eyes, and the kind of smile that elicited wistful sighs or provoked slaps to the face. Everything about him shouted his rebellious nature: black and silver hoops in his ears, black polish on his nails, a crooked nose and a scarred chin that suggested he’d instigated his share of brawls. Clad in clothes he’d clearly borrowed from someone after the Flower Dance, he’d rolled up his sleeves and left his shirt half unbuttoned, revealing a toned body that inclined her to believe he’d won most of his fights
Yes, Callie knew trouble when saw it, and its name was Sterling Cooper.
The problem was, she liked trouble.
A missing scene from chapter 15 of Five_seas' fabulous fic, The Gift. It can, however, be read as a stand-alone.
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- Part 14 of What Could Have Been
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Terrible Dating Advice by l_mialamia_l for rwnjun
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
25 Oct 2025
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Never take relationship advice from Nicky Hemmick.
Or, Neil attempting to woo his best friend/roommate Andrew with terrible pickup lines.
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Jeonghan is Y/N’s assigned peer tutor. Except he doesn’t help her study, just flirts the entire time. Y/N threatens to report him… but he doubles down. She learns more about flirting than calculus. Everyone in their department starts shipping them HARD
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Cody has always looked up to the famous Cyber Hunter ChrisMcLean, and when he gets chosen along with 21 other teens to participate in a personal training camp he can’t help his excitement.
Drama, teens, and action get combined all together as one, but something more serious lingers behind the lines…
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This AU I’ve made has taken over me,,, just listening to the songs that inspired it make me explode so please enjoy this as I very slowly work on it :D
Thank you to my Beta reader pookie wookie @sabrine_bree !!! :3
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A Beatles fanfic
Even tho John has been friends with Paul for so long he’s been getting a new feeling for him but why now?
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There are many things Dark Choco expected after falling for a trap in the academy, namely death.
What he didn't expect was that the Witch that captured him had a way to remove the curse of the Strawberry Jam Sword...
or for her to take him on a journey across Earthbread to craft a cure.
"Are you sure you aren't just using this as an excuse to further your studies?" He sighed.
"Oh, I sure am! But worry not precious thing, I have it all under control!" Laughed 'Red Nightshade Cookie', a poor cakehound desperately trying to break free from her hold.
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- Part 1 of The Whims of a Witch and an Outcast
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They say that life imitates art, but when Yukina wakes up with a pair of wings on her back just like the lyrics of Firebird, she's more concerned with practical matters, like how she's going to fit into her school uniform.
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Jinx is gay, Lux is gayer (AKA the lc roommates au) by quinn_not_the_adc
Fandoms: League of Legends
16 Oct 2025
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Hiya :3 part of my one month fic writing spree (why do i do this) tis fic one outta 30(?) fics, and there will be some pretty niche ships so.. :3
basically jinx is gay, lux is gayer, they were roommates, and the original plot is forgotten
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Curt and Rod have managed to get stuck to each other, and it’s up to you to free them.
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- Part 14 of Flufftober 2025
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Noli leaned back in his chair, flashing the kind of smirk that screamed I told you so. “Get wrecked, bro. You lost. You know what that means.”
007n7 scoffed, tossing the controller down like it offended him. “Dude, no shot. You had to be cheating or some crap. I don’t lose.”
Noli pointed at him, fake serious. “Ah ah ah—excuses are for losers. You made the bet. Now you pay up.”
007n7 ran a hand through his hair and sighed like he just got handed a group project with strangers. “Alright, whatever. What do you want me to do? Buy you food for a week or something?”
Noli grinned like the devil himself. “Nah, way better. You’re gonna dress up like a girl... for a whole month.”
007n7 blinked. “Okay. That’s not... terrible.”
Noli raised a brow, smirking. “And—you gotta date a dude. For the whole month.”
Yes, it’s crossdressing. Yes, it’s working. No, they are not ready for the consequences
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- Part 7 of Lil' Jim's Forsaken Fics
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Summary by Anonymous Walrus: Dean gets heatstroke and Parker catches gay.
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This had to be the worst(best) night of Shizuo's life.
“What the Hell are you doing FLEA!”
The site before him was absolutely horrifying. Completely dreadful. Crime against nature.
“Hey there, hot stuff. Are you a piece of fatty tuna, because that's my favorite tuna and I want to put some in my mouth." Izaya said to Shizuo with a wink.
"No, I'm a... carrot?" Shizuo said, dumbfounded by what was happening.
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- Part 4 of Durarara!! one shots.
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A fop sits alone at a bar. A sleazeball can't resist.
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Naruto sees a cute stranger at a coffee shop and decides to shoot his shot… only his pick-up lines are catastrophically bad. Somehow, Sasuke doesn’t run away. Somehow, this might be the start of something unexpected.
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- Part 7 of snsmonth25
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Kai uses a pick-up line on Zane.
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love like spring by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
06 Oct 2025
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liking sakura is similar to spring. it brings fresh flowers and warmer weather, but the cold can still nip at you occasionally. though, in the end, spring is still lovely to behold.
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Wik’s gaze flicks up briefly before his mouth closes around the straw. Normally, Porsche would watch for Wik’s reaction, the surprise and grudging approval for Porsche’s bartending skills. He’d smile when the second taste of the drink lingered longer than the first.
Unfortunately for Porsche, his mind plays through Wik’s potentially orgasmic response to his cocktail in high-definition, and he’s not patient enough to wait for the real thing to disappoint him.
“You know,” Porsche says, without any filter from his brain to his mouth, “you could be sucking on something else right now.”
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Justin encourages his boyfriend to attend a Star Trek meet up at their local comic con. It seems like a great idea… until Clementine walks in looking like sex-on-an- intergalactic- stick and he isn’t the only one who notices.
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Sungjin and Younghyun bond over being freshly discharged from the military and try to live as your ordinary uni student civilians
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do you have a bandaid? ('cause i scraped my knee falling for you) by wolfinink
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
29 Sep 2025
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"No, I need a bandaid," Kiryu says calmly, pointing one finger at his cheek. "Right here. Could you put it on for me, Sakura-chan?"
Sakura blinks again, like a cat squinting suspiciously at a toy mouse. "But you just hit yourself—"
"I didn't," Kiryu says, like the bald-faced liar he is. "I got hurt and I need a band-aid, please."
"But you—"
"I have no clue what you're talking about, Sakura-chan."
"But—"
"I'm awfully wounded and need immediate medical attention, Sakura-chan."
(5 times Kiryu tried to flirt with Sakura + 1 time he didn't)