8 Works in Stoner (No I'm not a Human)

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    my stupid stupid writings for this stupid stupid game that I love so much ughghgghughgu

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    English
    Words:
    6,291
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    If you trace the problem back to its roots, you'll find that your house has been home to a myriad of horrors, even before the cataclysm. Is it so bad that you wanted the world to end?
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    Traumatized Protagonist survives two weeks of guests and Visitors and doesn't know how feelings work. He meets Coat, the cold guy, and suffers.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,763
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    “K-Kiss?” He whispers to himself quietly, flipping through the pages in his book. “Prhh…” His eyes widen as he finds the word in his dictionary, revealing it’s meaning. “Prhh? Wlvh sv dzmg gl prhh nv?”

    [Kiss? Does he want to kiss me?]

    A foreign man arrives to the homeowner's door step with his mouth sewn shut. He is quick to invite him in, but the language barrier proves slightly difficult to navigate and leads to some misunderstandings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,487
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    452
    Bookmarks:
    40
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    5,461
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    He had privately dubbed the man Wireface, although he'd be the first to admit it was a crueler nickname than most of the others he had come up with. It wasn't like the other's either, where he simply chose not to ask their names, he was quite sure he couldn't have gotten Wireface's if he tried.

    He had been determined not to get attached to anyone in the house, if for no other reason than that he didn't think his psyche could handle another loss if it were to happen. Of all the people he'd taken in he hardly expected it to be the foreigner he couldn't even hold a conversation with to challenge this conviction.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,586
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    837
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    "Stupid, relentless, God. Letting her in was a mistake, she'd blown on a fire you thought had long died out. You didn't want to rely on sex to keep yourself sane through all this, and now the fire has been sparked. Those who rely on your shelter now need help from someone whose mind is corrupted by a lustful haze. It shouldn't have come to this."

    Or:
    The homeowner doesn't quite know what to do anymore, addiction to intimacy can be toxic, life ruining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,648
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    226
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    It's the end of the world.

    It's the end of the world and you find yourself looking after a bunch of people. It seems not too bad at first as you keep the interactions at minimum, just enough to make sure they're human.

    It gets too much too quickly. Shit. Someone needs to tell them you're not a doctor. Not even that, no, someone needs to tell them you have no idea what the hell you are doing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,612
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    795
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    Vigilante is doing his usual sweep of clearing the sight of visitors (plausibly humans too...) and catches a brief sight of what he believes is his niece but doesn't approach due to hesitant from previous interactions with the protagonist, he keeps his grounds for a day to get more bullets just for precaution.

    meanwhile in the house the protagonist is struggling distinguish real humans from visitors and he is starting to believe the majority of his house is filled with visitors...
    immortal man found himself picking up a role of being a newfound father figure to the little girl.

    Vigilante does not appreciate being replaced.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    966
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    339
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    The blue light of the streetlights reflected through the kitchen window, as the faint hum of the refrigerator and the radio static filled the air. The kitchen was completely empty, save for one person hunched against the wall. He let out slow, shuddering breaths, pressing his back closer to the wall and curling into himself, as if trying to make himself as small as possible.

     

    homeowner and blind guy fuck thats literally it guys. idk what else to say about it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    622

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