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i'll take a side order of a 48 year old comedy woman from bolton, please by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Elliott From Earth (Cartoon), Motherland (UK TV 2016), Splatoon, After Life (TV 2019)
14 Oct 2025
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this is literally just side order splatoon but with diane morgan characters lmao
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I Survived Lesbian Hell (and all I got was this stupid t-shirt) by Violetstarr24 for Sucy_Manbavaran
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
14 Oct 2025
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“They’ve been like this ever since I’ve met them." Right, because Eight met them when she was underground in the Deepsea Metro, long after the humble beginnings of Off the Hook. She curls a tendril around her finger. "I just don’t get it."
Yeah, Acht didn’t either. Ignoring the whole falling-head-over-heels-for-the-enemy thing, Pearl just. How anyone could walk around the world taking up so much space was a mystery to them. Guess that happened when you were basically inkling royalty. You know you can throw your weight around without any consequences.
Marina had always been the opposite. She might have been uncannily intelligent, sure, but she was always sure to make herself small.
“They’re like—” Insufferably romantic? Mind-numbingly exhausting? Annoying teenagers in their first relationship except they’re well into their twenties? “They’re the perfect couple.”
“What?”
Acht is getting increasingly annoyed by Pearl and Marina flirting in the elevator. They think they have an ally in Eight, but actually… she’s just jealous.
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Parallel canon deals with the consequences of being created as a replica of agent 4’s soul
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A somewhat Squid Sister-centric reimagining of the Side Order DLC's story.
Trapped in a hostile and alien virtual reality alongside the very person that created it, Agent Eight, Acht, and Off the Hook find themselves forming an alliance with Marie, who is desperate to protect her family from the strongest force that has ever threatened to tear it apart.
However, as secrets come to light and relations turn sour, it soon becomes clear that not even the lift is safe on the deadliest mission the New Squidbeak Splatoon has ever faced.
WIP: Tags based on my full outline, not necessarily what is currently available
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The Memverse made more sense than the “real world”, as things here only existed if they were purposeful.
Inkadia was full of garbage that, if she thought about it, didn’t deserve to belong.
Salmonids. Octarians. Heatwaves. The ocean.
People she didn’t like. People she found annoying.
People who were…her…friends…
Despite her best efforts, the pain keeps coming back.
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Marina's been freed from the control of Order, hurray! Only one problem: her bladder was still filling up that entire time, with no chances to relieve herself. And now, all that urine has started begging for release, and isn't going to take no for an answer...
This would be a lot less of a problem if Pearl wasn't also present.
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- Part 11 of The Yuri Nation's Urination
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
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Some wires came undone in the Pearl Drone. Pearl asks Marina if she can help fix this issue.
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When Marina and Pearl first started their gig together, they seemed to be the best of friends, or so people thought. Over the span of a month where this timeline is placed, Marina and Pearl have noticed their feelings for one another...but how will this affect their lives as Idols?
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Hachi and Specs go through side order, and it tears through Hachi's mind that Specs is a stupid drone.
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Acht had little memory of anything from before, all except for the very octoling that got them into this mess. For a while, they were ok with that, until a new development turned that on its head. The young octoling, Eight, was fighting to regain her own memories. Little did any of them know, with each floor, with each boss, Acht would be plunged into the bittersweet abyss of memories. Memories of a childhood spent as an outcast, memories of the very first time they spun a track, and memories of a bygone connection that would never come back to the light.
....For clarification: Marina and Pearl are together while this fic is taking place. Marina and Acht were once involved in a first relationship situationship type of way, but they are not together in this fic.
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- Part 18 of coroika drabbles
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"That was her goal. To create a world where nothing changed. She wanted everyone to enjoy her utopia. She wanted everyone to be happy. They were going to be. They were going to the Memverse one way or another. If it had to be by force, so be it."
Constant chaos in Marina's life drives her to a point where the only way out is to create an entirely new world... where she is the one in charge.
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Three was called into Agent duty. Old man goes missing, frantic chatter on Octarian frequencies, the usual.
What wasn't usual was this strange place she's found herself in.
Wasn't she just on a train...?
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- Part 1 of Reset. Remorse. Remix.
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Marina groans and rubs a tired hand into her eyes. “Let’s just say that the program had a hard time sorting through which packets of data were Pearl’s soul and which were mine, so it… bungled it.”
“Bungled it.”
“Our minds are connected,” Marina mutters, gritting it out. It sounds a lot like your cranky voice. “We’re in sync, let’s say.”
“More than normal,” you snort. “Marina thinks something, and I think it—”
“And Pearl thinks something and I think it. It’s confusing—”
“Confusing and cool—”
“Are you ever normal?” Acht cuts in, leaning back against the wall.
[Or: how to mind meld with the help of the machines.]
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- Part 3 of Second Order
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Acht with Pearl; Acquaintance with Purpose by RenewedHorizon
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
16 Apr 2025
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At a dangerous floor on the Spire of Order, Pearl and Acht finally find the time to chat. What they find is a lovely, awkward, and oddly connective conversation neither of them would've expected.
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Pearl loves Marina. Really, she does. But she loves Eight too, if not in exactly the same way, so someone’s gotta step up and make sure Marina isn’t getting too clever for her (or Eight’s) own good in her attempts to help.
The damage has been done, unfortunately, but she can at least ask why the shell her girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to copy the 8-ball tests straight from the Deepsea Metro. Seems like someone they care about might have an issue with that.
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They were hardly five steps out of the elevator when Eight noticed it: a puddle of murky ink on a platform nearly identical to the one they stood on. The arena was dead quiet, yet she swore she could hear the subtle sounds of something—*someone*—within the ink. And not even a second after that, a figure emerged from within.
It all happened so fast. Their limbs moved like a puppet on a string, somehow moving with both a clunky awkwardness and the fluidity of an Octarian solider. It soon became apparent why: she would watch as this figure finally freed its hand from the ink at their feet, reeling back to indicate this took great strength to achieve. It held a splattershot high in the air, a weapon identical to the one which appeared in her own hands.
And then, silence. Her pounding hearts came to a sudden stop, waiting with great anticipation while the figure's head fell forward.
While the *inkling's* head fell forward.
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Those who remain uncleansed are beyond my reach by OctoandTheBots
Fandoms: Splatoon (Video Games)
29 Mar 2025
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A what-if scenario that randomly popped into my head, what would happened if Tar-Tar's ultimate lifeform was able to enter the memverse. I really hope you enjoy my story!
Ps. This is my first fic so please be nice to me.
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FebrAUry challenge day 7 (skipped 5 and 6): Nauseous
Rider's sick, and gets care from someone unexpected.
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- Part 55 of Galax's Oneshots
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Smollusk gets a surprise visit in its spire. It hopes its Eight coming back to play with them again.