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    Frank dies. The Gang grieves and against their will, they grow

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    Prompt: semi-public

    It almost felt like a crime, sweet and filthy as heroin in his veins. It felt like getting strewn out across the carpet, the smoke heavy between his lungs as he choked on the high. It felt like a dirty little secret, like a guilty pleasure, like a bad fucking habit. It felt like self-destruction, it felt like ecstasy, and Dennis couldn't get enough of it. Fucking rough and desperate between his trembling thighs, fingernails leaving tracks and trails in the pale flesh, it almost felt like addiction.

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    Dee has always had issues with drinking. But she thinks everyone’s dramatic about it. She’s thirty and can’t seem to catch a break, she feels like she can’t blame herself.
    Life comes spiralling down one day and Dennis drags her to an addiction rehab. There she meets a rather charming Charlie Kelly, but he’s got his own issue also. Dee refuses to believe in love but maybe she needs too…

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    4/?
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    5
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    75
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    Maybe they would've been better apart.

    But at the end of the day there's something about the stupidity of their codependent love for each other. Everytime the five of them are apart their life seems to get better. But they can't help the empty feeling in their guts.

    They’d prefer to be fucked up.

    At least then they're together.

    They would rather be scrounging for scraps at the dumpster together than in a mansion with other people.

    They'll say, time and time again, that they'd rather be in the mansion.
    Or that they hate each other.
    Or they'll try to get rid of each other.

    But at the end of the day they'll always prefer to be getting black out drunk together. Other people just… aren't necessary.

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    5,038
    Chapters:
    2/5
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    6
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    2 months since Franks death and Charlie snaps and runs off.

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    1/1
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    Dennis Reynolds/Fem!reader. You’re new to the city and having trouble making connections. Good thing the bartender at your neighborhood bar is so friendly.

    UPDATE: Now a two-parter

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    4
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Mac and Dennis unexpectedly find themselves in a particularly homosexual situation as Dennis discovers that he might actually be attracted to his annoying roommate. The gang discovers what really made Paddy's Pub a gay bar.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    18
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    60
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    4
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    “People pay hefty sums for the beautiful breasts of a woman,” He said, shrugging.
    “How much.”
    “Hm?”
    You slowly leaned across the counter, feeling suddenly and deliciously emboldened.
    “How much would people pay for my breasts?”
    Dennis’ mouth hung open, his eyes locked into your cleavage. He sputtered, trying to regain control.
    “Well, I-I imagine somewhere in the realm of…”
    “Five-hundred dollars?” You finished for him, teasing your shirt buttons open. Dennis gripped the edge of the bar looking drunk with desire. His jaw twitched.
    “That sounds like a fair estimate.”
    You wriggled out of the shirt and hopped up on the bar, so your lacey covered tits were now right up in his face.
    “Then I think you owe me, Reynolds.”

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    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    523
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    -charlie kelly, the man who had been in love with the same girl for years. it took until a new face started showing up in paddy's that he had realized that he could love someove else-

    -levi jackson, lj for short, the girl that stumbled into a dingy pub when she was looking for a job that would help her at least a bit to pay for college.-

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    100
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    Dennis went home with a mutant the prior night and is less than pleased about it. Dee is a bird, but everyone knew that.

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    1/1
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    Turns out, the whole "gay bar" thing is working out way better than Dennis and Charlie could have ever hoped for, so why not just embrace it?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    730
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    Dennis thinks he's getting a fresh start when he drops out of vet school and Frank offers to buy him a flower shop with an apartment. What he failed to mention, however, was that the shop would also include an annoying tattoo artist named Mac. Mac is loud, always saying inappropriate things, and unapologetically himself. Dennis tries not to stumble.

    Prompt for Year of the OTP, March: Flower shop/tattoo artist au, “what are you doing with that?”, fresh start, “Take Care,” by Drake.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    440
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    "You can't stalk two women at once Charlie" ... And he took that personally.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    10
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    364
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    This one-shot takes place within Aragorn_II_Elessar's "When Legends Meet" series, unfolding during the Heroes Coming Together arc.

    Set during the events of Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back, Crash is busy collecting 25 pink crystals to prevent a catastrophic solar flux from destroying his world (Earth-2017, N. Sane Trilogy timeline). Guided by the ever-scheming Dr. Neo Cortex—who insists he's turned over a new leaf—things take a sudden and chaotic turn for our fuzzy, orange marsupial hero.

    Due to the Singularity from Earth-1 shifting across the multiverse, the ancient Mine Warp Room gains an unexpected new doorway leading to a mysterious new location: 'Bird’s the Word'. Under Cortex’s orders to investigate, Crash steps through and lands on Earth-7 - the home of Final Fantasy VII. There, he finds himself on an unexpected adventure, hitching a ride on an energetic Chocobo through the lush but dangerous landscapes of this new reality.

    A lighthearted side story that expands the series' multiverse, introducing Crash’s Earth and his signature brand of chaos.

    Also, the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia gang makes a post-story appearance—the Singularity has begun affecting their world, too.

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    English
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    10,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    102
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    “I wouldn’t give you shitty weed, dude," Mac warmly states.

    “I know,” Dennis smiles, without even noticing he’s doing it. He feels like an exposed wire. It doesn’t help that Mac won’t stop looking at him. It’s like going into one of those loud ass machines at the hospital, the ones that scan your brain. Dennis feels like there’s a limit to how long Mac should be able to look at him. If surpassed, all his secrets will be revealed. He can’t have that.

    (Or, Dennis and Mac go to Paddy's after closing.)

    Language:
    English
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    7,635
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    991
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    A new face is *working* at Paddy's Pub and is interested in our favorite short brunette <3 will he ever catch on?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,346
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    405
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    Mac's dating a drag queen, and the trash twins insist on coming to see. Dennis has a better night than Mac does, and Dee gets fixated on drag. Charlie and Frank make easy money selling 'Paddy's Pride' merchandise.

    Language:
    English
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    3,246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    132
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    According to Baldur’s Mouth, Paddy’s Pub is the worst bar in Baldur’s Gate. Its owners have a plan to restore the bar’s good name:

    1. Break into the House of Hope.
    2. Steal an artifact.
    3. Profit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    232
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    "You like Styx?" Charlie asked me.
    Styx reminded me of Charlie. And I liked Charlie.
    "Yeah. I love Styx."

    (A first-person retelling of the Neighbor's relationship with Charlie.)

    Series
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    English
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    1,804
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    113
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    “Hey, hey, hey—can I see your ID real quick, bud?”

    The new customer starts, turning to Mac. He looks like he’s in his twenties, skinny, minimal threat—code green, Mac thinks—with blue eyes and curling brown hair. Despite the hippy vibe the kid is trying to go for, his fingernails are manicured neat, Mac sees, when he hands over a Pennsylvania drivers license. Mac bends the ID in the light, looks for the tell-tale signs of a fake, doesn’t find any for Dennis Reynolds, DOB 1997, a Leo. If Mac had been out in his twenties, Dennis might have been his type, he thinks.

    Trouble, Charlie once told Mac when he was high out of his mind on Krylon paint, always walks in on a great set of legs.

     

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    Dennis Reynolds shows up at Paddy's one night to sabotage Frank's investment in the bar. Too bad for him; Mac has twenty-some years on the little shit and knows well enough that life doesn't always go your way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    65,655
    Chapters:
    9/14
    Comments:
    172
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    55
    Hits:
    6,228

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