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саске вполне успешно приходит к тому, что всё у него в порядке, и нет никакой необходимости думать о произошедшем каждую секунду своей жизни. у него есть полное право жить как обычно, не делая себя заложником случившейся хуйни. он имеет право всё так же играть в игры, курить электронки, шляться под музыку по улицам, думая отдалённые мысли про мангу или аниме, ездить с компанией за город и, конечно же, он имеет полное право испытывать к кому-то влечение, даже если другим покажется, что переживать подобное спустя столь короткое время — неуместно.
да и кто саске такой, чтобы отталкивать человека, рядом с которым стихает ветер?
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Naruto brought Sasuke's hand closer, moving the hand slightly across, before putting his mouth to it. “Why are you kissing the bloo-” Sasuke stopped when he realized Naruto appeared to be drinking his blood. “Naruto, you don't have to drink it.”
“It'll stop the bleeding faster.” He looked up at Sasuke,”Your blood doesn't taste too bad afterall.” For the next few minutes nothing occurred except blood drinking. “I think it should be closed up.” Naruto removed his mouth, the hypothesis seemed correct.
Sasuke didn't wait, he teased Naruto with his fingers. Inserting another when Naruto appeared to adjust to the capacity,”Sasuke you've opened me up enough just-” Sasuke's fingers pushed deeper inside Naruto, causing him to lose all sense of rationale. “Sasuke please-”
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Naruto, recently transferred to Suna High School, quickly makes friends and joins the basketball club. After catching sight of Gaara, a quiet student from the archery club, he is immediately unsettled and discovers a secret crush. Teased by Obito and encouraged by Shikamaru, he realizes that he will have to stay true to himself if he ever wants to get closer to Gaara.
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This is a translated version of "Pulmões Floridos" so you don't have to open a browser and translate this entire work!
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When a group of ten friends decided to go camping to celebrate their final exams, Naruto didn't mind. Oh well, they'd spend time together, talk about their studies and adulthood plans like normal teenagers, right? Of course not. Because they weren't normal teenagers. Well, maybe they would be if it weren't Sasuke, who is the definiton of the word "insane." But what had he done to deserve the nickname "insane"?
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Kishimoto is wrong, although a woman’s heart doesn't forget easily, it doesn’t have to forgive and forget without a reason to do so.
Team 7 goes to therapy. We don’t see the appointments, only the changes.
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Minato is convinced that Naruto is in love with Sasuke and nothing will change his mind... Not even his son.
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naruto learns he can love more than once. sasuke tries to convince himself that he doesn't want anything but naruto's happiness.
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It takes expired juice and a sick Naruto for Sasuke to understand (finally) how he really feels about him.
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“I...” He swallowed loud, and it only seemed to make Sasuke nervous as well “I can do it for real this time?”
Sasuke’s lips parted, his brows furrowed and his heart went loud in his ears as he stared at Naruto and he.. He looked at him with this look in his eyes and Sasuke’s lungs squeezed tight for a completely different reason from a few minutes earlier. Naruto seemed to get closer and despite every bone in his body screaming for him to stop this, to say no and yell at Naruto for saying something so vile. He didn’t, he couldn’t find the strength in him to move as Naruto just got closer til he could feel hot breath hitting his cupid’s bow.
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this mighttt be a two parter we'll see, sasuke's pov !! enjoyyy !!! 🫶🫶
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Because You’re my Friend by Selfiishmachiine for mah sister
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Aug 2025
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Two boys in the same school keep finding themselves in each other’s way — in class, in sports, in every hallway that’s too narrow for them both.
What started as petty one-upmanship has turned into something sharper, heavier, and far harder to name. -
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It was late at night when Sasuke Uchiha returned to his shared apartment with Naruto Uzumaki to stay, for real this time.
Naruto is adamant that Sasuke should start dating to restore his clan, and it hurts more than he'll admit. Sasuke is sure that Naruto is too close to Sai, and it's infuriating. But neither says a word.
Then comes a party, a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven, and a closet packed with three men, heated jealousy, raw possessiveness, and a bewildered Sai watching Sasuke and Naruto lose themselves each other.
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Being a geisha was never the plan for Sakura, but destiny had its own agenda.
Thrust into the dazzling but twisted world of Konoha’s prestigious Senju Geisha House, Sakura was sold as a child and forced to navigate a world where power is a dangerous weapon.
As tensions rise and loyalties shift, her growing bond with the ruthless Uchiha clan pulls her into a conflict far bigger than she imagined — and one she might not escape.
(Inspired by Memoirs of a Geisha)
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the tides of fate care nothing for innocence. in a world where power is bartered behind closed doors and loyalty is a coin easily spent, one girl is dragged into the currents of a game she never asked to play.
itasaku . slow burn
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Sasuke Uchiha, the ever brooding and eerie pre-teen solely focused on revenge and gaining power, yes, that one- has the hiccups.
Or- Team Seven attempts to cure Sasuke's Hiccups
Keyword: Attempts
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After a traumatic episode of pericarditis, Sasuke completely changed his lifestyle. At 33 years old, he traded stress, sleepless nights and overtime at work for a healthier routine, including frequent visits to the doctors' offices and lunchboxes carefully crafted by Itachi, his older brother. The only thing that bothered him was the neighborhood gym; sharing equipment with guys much more muscular than him was negatively impacting the results of his new life
So he ends up following Itachi's advice and searches for Naruto Uzumaki, the cousin of his brother's best friend and who, coincidentally, was also a personal trainer. Both of them agree on a one-month trial period and, twice a week, Naruto shows up at the private gym in the Uchiha's building to teach Sasuke about the limits of his body. And to help him with the workouts, of course.
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“I always be crying during sex with you.”
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Peace after war is never simple—especially when it involves marriage politics, clan expectations, and Naruto Uzumaki being the most romantically oblivious person in all of Konoha.
When the village council pressures Hokage Minato to secure lasting alliances through his son’s marriage, Naruto is handed a list of ideal kunoichi candidates. The only problem? Every date ends in disaster.
Cue four failed dates, nonstop Sasuke praise, and one increasingly desperate Hokage. Desperate enough that Naruto’s next move is faking a fiancée—with Sasuke in a wig. It was supposed to be a temporary solution. Then feelings got involved.
Now it’s wigs, political theater, and two emotionally oblivious idiots fake-dating their way straight into something real.
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He'd spent years trying to put high school behind him, especially people like him. And yet, Sasuke still found himself thinking about him more often than he cared to admit.
Why did that idiot still have such a grip on his thoughts ?
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Sakura Haruno had other plans in life. But one plan she didn't have on her list is finding her soulmate while in the middle of dinner with the Uchiha family.
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