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You and Kaiser laugh at Fifty Shades of Grey.
Flufftober day 3 - In Vino Veritas
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- Part 3 of Squishee's 2025 Flufftober
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Hide! by PoodlesRthecutest
Fandoms: Fifty Shades of Grey Series - E. L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey (Movies), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Final Fantasy, Fairy Tail, X-Men - All Media Types, Persona Series, After Series - Anna Todd
28 Jun 2025
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One man’s crazy is another man’s sane… Except when it comes to PARENTAL INCEST AND A HALF A CENTURY OLD PROXY PSEUDO-OEDIPAL REVENGE FANTASY TO EXCUSE DOMESTIC ABUSE!
Unfortunately, it’s too damn little, too damn late for Phoebe Grey once she learns about this.
Her solution is simple: run away from home and go off the grid!
…Well, it sounded simple on paper!
But, try as one might, you can never outrun your past. Especially when it comes to the people you’ve (willingly or unwillingly) left behind. -
Fifty Shades of Crimson by EchoesOfOmens
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Fifty Shades of Grey - All Media Types
29 Mar 2025
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We all know the general idea of Fifty Shades of Grey. (I say this because I've only seen the first movie and tbh my reaction was literally, "What the Fuck?")
So, here's the skinny--Anastasia is no more. She's replaced by You, the reader, who actually has half a brain and is way more dominant than she ever was. But, wait! There's more! Kim Namjoon plays the role of the titular Christian Grey, but without the moniker. The rest of BTS are alternative versions of Mr. Grey, all billionaires with their own tastes and kinks. Will you be able to choose a billionaire that you connect with? Or will you exercise your free will and dominate them all to hell and back?
Kim Seokjin -- Prince/princess kink, role-playing, praise
Min Yoongi -- Threesomes, oral play
Jung Hoseok -- Bondage, oral play
Kim Namjoon -- Daddy/baby girl kink
Park Jimin -- Power bottom, pain, praise, bondage
Kim Taehyung -- temperature play, wax play, massage
Jeon Jungkook -- Age play (noona), character role-play, switchYou've been warned. This is a spoof of Fifty Shades, so of course there's gonna be mostly smut with a side of angst and plot. Leave now if you don't want it.
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Eat the Rich by Terminal_Tomlette
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Fifty Shades of Grey Series - E. L. James, Twilight Series - All Media Types
14 May 2024
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Things don’t exactly go according to plan on Bella’s first hunt as a newborn vampire when a helicopter crashes nearby. Breaking Dawn meets Fifty Shades Darker.
Oneshot for now, but may be continued later. Also, the vampires now operate on TVD-inspired rules for the sake of potential future plot points.
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Mike’s rant about Fifty Shades of Grey opens up an interesting opportunity.
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Not a Sin by WildeThyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens
18 Oct 2023
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Shax wants to know if Aziraphale and Crowley are together. Aziraphale locks himself out of the bookshop, providing a strange opportunity.
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No specific time frame for this story, just a bit of fluff for the favourite duo and some highlighting of silliness on a demon's part.
Contains hints towards sexual content, but nothing actually happens in this department (sorry or not sorry, depending on your preferences).
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Fifty Shades of Jean Grey by Maksvell
Fandoms: Fifty Shades of Grey Series - E. L. James, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
08 Sep 2023
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When literature student Scott Summers goes to interview young entrepreneur Jean Grey, he encounters a woman who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The horribly traumatized Scott is startled to realize he wants this woman and, despite her ostentatious ways and finds he is desperate to get close to her. Unable to resist Scott's broken puppy dog energy, Grey admits she wants him, too—but on her own terms.
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What's the best way to warm up on a cold evening? If you ask Jimin, it's hot chocolate made by Namjoon, soft blankets, a, uh… conversation about BDSM, and some spicier-than-usual sex afterwards.
10/10, Jimin recommends.
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- Part 3 of tiny things
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When Hiccup catches her reading a book he disapproves of, her son takes it upon himself to teach Valka the true meaning of shades of grey.
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Yellow (both more and less than 50 shades) [PODFIC] by Opalsong
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic (Comics)
18 Jan 2023
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Jon is ready to be shown off. Luckily, Fives and Echo's old hockey captain provides just the opportunity.
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- Part 3 of Dandelions [PODFIC]
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Yellow (both more and less than 50 shades) by Opalsong
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Republic (Comics)
14 Jan 2023
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Jon is ready to be shown off. Luckily, Fives and Echo's old hockey captain provides just the opportunity.
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- Part 4 of Dandelions
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Особенность теней в том, что они исходят от света by valeri_erida
Fandoms: Timeless (TV 2016)
21 Nov 2022
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Когда агент Кристофер решает, что им нужно атаковать Риттенхаус как в настоящем, так и в прошлом, она находит необычную брешь в броне организации, и Люси призвана использовать ее.
Потому что в колледже Люси Престон была госпожой.
Команда обрабатывает эту информацию различными способами. Гарсия Флинн справляется с этим так словно поджигает заправочную станцию. -
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It's date night and Adrien got to pick the movie.
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- Part 94 of Fanfic Wars (2022)
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ODD WOMEN SERIES by MissIronLadyIW
Fandoms: Jaguar "British Villains" Commercial, British Actor RPF, Actor RPF, Tom Hiddleston - Fandom
04 Apr 2022
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I am actually quite tired of women falling for jerks, giving up their lives, being dominated/ controlled by their men, without giving some sort of fight that I want to try and create a series of short stories with female leads with self-respect, standing up for themselves or rejecting these chauvinist/ misogynist men.
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The Dual Avatars have a real interesting sex life, don't they?
Rarepair Kinktober multific. 18+ only.
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- Part 10 of All the ways I love you
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Vlad has trouble coming to terms with his own inexperience after finding a very suspicious book on Danny’s desk.
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- Part 2 of We were Supposed to be Happy
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Ana Bingley is doing her best to ride out the global Coronavirus pandemic safely and responsibly in Seattle, but nothing seems to be going right. When she suddenly finds herself in dire straits, salvation arrives in the form of the wealthy and captivating Elon Carlisle, and Ana is left with no choice but to accept the handsome stranger’s help.
Whisked away to Elon’s glass and steel fortress in the sky, Ana finds herself increasingly enchanted by her host. Surprisingly—and for reasons Ana can’t begin to imagine—the mercurial Elon seems drawn to her, too.
A man deeply haunted by his past, Elon has vowed to keep his heart as guarded as his home. And up until now, his vast fortune and constant vigilance have served him well in both regards.
But it isn’t long before Ana’s youthful exuberance and plucky antics begin to chip away at the glass walls Elon Carlisle so carefully erected around his heart. As hilarity ensues, and the quarantined pair attempt to navigate their undeniable chemistry, unexpected secrets are revealed, and unforeseen dangers arise.
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A Terrible Idea by orphan_account
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Apr 2021
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They both knew this was a terrible idea. With how many bad ratings the movie got, how bad could it actually be?
(Or Mt Lady and Midnight watch Fifty Shades of Grey for fun.)
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Rocking The Boat by actuallyfeanor for Pollys_hymnia
Fandoms: Maritime RPF, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Mar 2021
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Egalmoth writes Ever Given/Suez Canal erotica. Maglor is inches away from another kinslaying.
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Never has a wrong number gone so good for Darcy.