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    Bill Woodward spends some overtime at CCRP because his daughter’s attending a party up in Pinebrook. Ted’s nerdy brother Pete is also there… for some reason.

    Both Bill and Ted get calls from their relatives to come get them from the party, because it is shit.
    Like… EXTREMELY shit.

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    In a last-ditch attempt to save the Starlight Theater from shutting down, Alice Woodward puts on her new musical, The Trail to Oregon, with the help of Professor Hidgens. Now she's juggling rehearsals on top of her relationship with Deb, her struggles with her dad, and a cast that has plenty of their own problems...

    Ted Spankoffski is attempting to get back into theatre, manage his feelings for Charlotte Sweetly, and not strangle the oddly-friendly Sam in the process. Meanwhile, Zach and Zoey Chambers are out for blood, and Melissa is trying to prevent her younger siblings from killing each other—or getting caught in the crossfire. And Ruth Fleming is hoping to conquer her anxiety and finally fulfill her dream of performing onstage.

    Bill just wants his daughter back.  

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    Melissa has some play time with her pets :)

    Hatchetfield Sextember 2025 - Reverse Harem

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    Ted broke up with Charlotte when he left for college. Six years later, on his return to Hatchetfield, he meets her again. Some things stick around.

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    Charlotte Sommer's life is going just fine, thank you for asking. It's been two years since she moved to Hatchetfield with her fiancé, Sam, she has a great job at a local café with a wonderful boss. So, obviously, she's as happy as can be. Even if Sam is acting a little distant lately, it's surely just a rough patch. It's fine, really. Completely fine.

    Ted is also doing just fine, thank you for not asking, with a nice, cushy yet boring office job that definitely isn't suspiciously overpaid at all. And he certainly isn't lonely or anything, he talks to his coworkers occasionally (read: annoys them), and has one entire friend slash roommate slash unconsensual sibling who only OCCASIONALLY emotionally guts him for sport. And that's enough for him.

    Things are fine.

    Until Ted accidentally stumbles into Charlotte's café one day, and their lives start to get a little, tiny bit, horribly, irreversibly tangled.

    (Or: What started as a simple CharTed coffee-shop AU REALLY got away from me.)

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    It was a moderately average day in the remote town of Hatchetfield, no birds fell from the sky, nor did any mysterious sightings been reported (as of now, at least). The weather was comfortably humid for the beginning of fall, and the clouds offered a surprisingly cool shade.

     

    That meant, of course, that the worst was yet to come.

     

    Or: What if all the character of Hatchetfield were in a sitcom vaguely inspired by 'The Office'. Join the crew through the trials and tribulation of what it really means to live in Hatchetfield! The most out of pocket scenarios will ensue.

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    At home, he was eating chicken noodle soup in bed, with a glass of orange juice next to him. Kicking his feet and grinning like a child. A senior. Blushing like crazy at some texts his crush sent.

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    Everything still hurt when Ted came back to. Wherever he was laid down was much softer than the ground he was last on. Had he been saved? Feeling around, he he found what might have been his phone. He pried his eyes open to look at the lock screen.

    The lockscreen glowed back at him, the date clear as day.

    It was July 11th again.

    I put Ted in another time loop. yes, another one! he needs enrichment

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    Just married and ready to start her new job as a tech analyst for CCRP, Charlotte is excited for this chapter in her life. Slowly, though, all the color bleeds until she's left with just grey. Grey and her annoying coworker Ted Spankoffksi, who seems to be the only one who actaully cares about her.

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    Since the death of high schooler Richie Lipschitz, noisy neighbors and investigating cops have made it harder for Melissa and her friends to get rid of the fingers they took back from the dogs they catch.
    While she tries to figure out a solution on a rainy night, she lights five black licorice candles and suddenly is greeted by five strange colorful cats who not only help her with her problem, but come in her apartment to spend time with her!

    Tldr: Melissa accidentally performs The Feast of Flesh spell and summons The Lords in Black in cat forms. Cuddles ensue!

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    Turns out Emma took volleyball way more seriously than Paul did for anything in his life. Including raising up his seven year old nephew when he was only twenty-one and working at pizza delivery.

     

    Or: The crew goes to an Actually-Hr-Approved beach party! Chaos ensues which may, or may not include very competitive volleyball playing, awkward flirting and shark floaties.

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    Basically I'm throwing out random prompts that I want to see created as I'm not a fantastic writer and get distracted to often.

    PLEASE SOMEONE READ THIS AND CREATE MY IDEAS

    I PROMISE IM A GENIUS

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    Richie Lipschitz had been working for CCRP since 18, he managed his janitorial team and grew into himself here, embraced his nature and learnt to like being in his own skin.

    When, hot-shot, and newcomer Max Jagerman, his old highschool bully, who hadn't matured takes the reigns of the company- Richie isn't about to go back on progress.

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    A bit of angst between my favorite Father and Son duo <3

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    Paul Matthews finally returns from his long week of Hell as Melissa’s cat yet forgot about the angsty teen waiting for him. Paul lets Melissa take the wheel as he tries to get through his day to day life.

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    A Greenpeace volunteer meets an office lady

    ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆

    Harmony meets Melissa, who buys her hot chocolate.

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    After a deadly encounter with the Lords in Black, everyone involved wakes up mid-way through their daily routine. Things seem totally normal most people as they assume everything is okay again, but Paul starts to remember this one day all too vividly.

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    "Forgive me for the pain I have caused this world. None may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on. I am thankful to have been caught, returned in obedience to my Lord by those with wizened hands. I know that my voice and actions are His, not mine. I will speak again only in repentance, or in unison with His Singular Voice. All I can be is sorry, and sorry is all that I am."

    "Good try, Paul!" Melissa smiled across the monitor. "But I still don't believe you." She clicked the counter in her hand. "Again."

    "Forgive me for the pain I have caused this world."

    (Severance AU)

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    Melissa gets sick

    ☆ ~ ☆ ~ ☆

    Doug has to deal with their sick girlfriend.

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