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Allow me to block you with my clipboard by Anonymous
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
09 Oct 2025
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Zeke Yeager is eighteen, rich, and unbearably confident. He’s also absolutely convinced that Levi Ackerman, the emotionally unavailable café owner down the block, is his soulmate. Unfortunately, Levi thinks Zeke is a pretentious college boy who should be arrested for flirting in public.
**Pairing:** Zeke Yeager (Delusional) / Levi Ackerman (Held Hostage)
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Three nights in Vegas.
Three pairs wake up married.
None of them planned it.
And Robby? He saw it coming, tried to stop it, and now fully refuses to give a single damn.Series
- Part 7 of The Pitt rabbit hole
- Part 8 of Ghost inspired works
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Quark might have caused a vomiting epidemic at Deep Space Nine...
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- Part 8 of Trektober 2025
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Amber Freeman is walking free, she survived her own Ghostface murder's and with the help of a reluctant Tara, and an oddly very helpful Sam. She is in New York at the beginning of Scream 6. Tara wont speak to her after their trust was broken so now she lives with Sam and her stupid bubbly roommate Quinn, counting down the seconds before she can try to prove to Tara she isn't the monster she thinks she is. To bad Tara lives on campus a few blocks down with the Meeks-Martin Twins.
When the Ghostface murder's start back up, seemingly going after everyone who was involved in the past. Who better to have on your team then someone who truly understands what its like behind the mask? Maybe this was the in she had been waiting for.
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Scream 6 fix it just because I refuse to let Tamber go
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Joshua matches with Jeonghan on a dating app and expects a normal first date — maybe coffee, maybe awkward small talk.
Instead, Jeonghan books them a couple’s therapy session.
Forty-five minutes, three fake backstories, and one very confused therapist later, it becomes painfully clear they don’t even know each other. But between the bickering, the bad improvisation, and the allergic reactions (literal and emotional), something real starts to slip through.
Or: Jeonghan weaponizes therapy for entertainment, Joshua regrets everything, and somehow they end up actually dating.Series
- Part 4 of Jihan shenanigans
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- English
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what if the unstable universe had a gc for shits and giggles? by kaazooohaa
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game), Lifesteal SMP
09 Oct 2025
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An Unstable universe chatfic where they’re all on crack/j
Also dead ppl come back
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Espresso (And He Won't Stop Callin') by fruitbatboxer
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Oct 2025
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Last episode: Gojo- campus sweetheart- pines after you, and kills your virginity. Dutifully slays your sexual inexperience.
As a consequence, he's become your demanding, mean, bitchy little situationship. You resolve to be as resistant as possible.
(Famous last words)Series
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The Bangtan Witness Protection Program by CloudRecessesDropout
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
09 Oct 2025
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BTS accidentally witnesses something they shouldn’t (maybe Jin stealing snacks from another idol group’s fridge). They’re placed into “hiding” with absurd fake identities:
RM is now a high school librarian who keeps breaking shelves.
Jungkook works at a pet store but adopts every animal.
Jimin runs a yoga class but just plays BTS songs and vibes. -
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Yoo Joonghyuk would rather stitch shoes than attend some ridiculous royal ball. Unfortunately, his half-demon godmother, and life, have other plans.
Dragged into the palace against his will, the grumpy shoemaker finds himself catching the unwanted attention of one very persistent prince.
For Kim Dokja, it’s love at first sight. For Yoo Joonghyuk, it’s a nightmare.
When Dokja sets out to find the mysterious guest who stole his heart, he unknowingly hires that very same man to help him track down the “missing” shoe’s owner.
The pay is good. The prince is insufferable. And the lies are getting harder to keep up with.
At this rate, Yoo Joonghyuk might just lose more than his sanity—he might lose his heart too.
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从素昧平生到莫逆之交，人人都曾幻想过一把求而不得的剑。直至故地重游，方知劳燕分飞。
双性江晏，纯拉郎，预警见tag（但不完全，总之玩的很脏、很暴力、很爽、很凝，大量体液play描写警告，xp糊脸警告⚠️‼️）
在大量黄色中发现少量剧情，多款cp风味一次性满足！吃不了上当，吃不了吃亏，走过路过都来吃一口all晏吧🥰🥰时间线：if伊刀没死，带着少东家前往开封。
1～5章：伊刀承君子之诺领少东家进城，巧遇冷脸寡夫暗生情愫
6～11章：赵光义遭遇不爽狠施拳脚，与江晏缠绵大战三百回合。
12～15章: 王清忙里抽身回国处理事务，却不料捉奸养子在床动酷刑问审
16～20章：羊入虎口个个馋，晋王府秒变抢亲现场。 -
Not My Fault by WorldKiller26
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies)
09 Oct 2025
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William Lennox - A simple Omega in the Army whose life changed over the course of a few days due to chance encounters. He finds out there is more to his life than being bored in the Warehouse.
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One Scene Wonder by tinkerqueen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2025
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Wait, wait, wait!
Shen Yuan’s role is Liu Qingge?! The character who personifies badassery?! The undefeatable in battle, an arrogant disposition, sharp and manly, powerful and magnificent! A war god, right?! The older brother of the number one true female lead, the peerless beauty Liu Mingyan! A world-class swordmaster, a victor of countless battles, an undefeated legend!
The badass motherfucker who never even made a proper debut on-page before he got offed by the Scum Villain himself!!!
Shen Yuan wakes up before his transmigration into Shen Qingqiu is complete and coaxes the System into offering a better deal. In typical System fashion, he gets far more than he bargained for.
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The Young Justice team gets into hot water when they blow up Mt. Rushmore. Someone then brings up how the Teen Titans almost hit the twin towers. Crackfic/textfic.
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- Part 60 of DC Fics
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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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The Twin Jades’ Mood Swings (and the Children Who Suffered) by moonsafurr
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Oct 2025
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After Lan Qiren finally leaves the Cloud Recesses seeking peace, chaos immediately erupts when the lingering effects of Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng’s failed spell hit the Twin Jades. Now, with both alphas suffering from wild mood swings, the three juniors find themselves running for their lives—because the Twin Jades of Gusu are somehow even worse than their pregnant omegas.
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- Part 8 of Mo Dao Zu Shi Omegaverse AU
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The Dark Lord has accidentally acquired another horcrux in the form of a child and now has to raise it as his own. Join him as he walks the long road of parenthood and maybe finds the closest thing to human emotion he can feel.
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Shen Yuan's No Good, Very Bad Day (You just woke up on the wrong side of the Bed) by The_vindico_atrum
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2025
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The point was, it clearly started off as a bad day, and he was about to make it, everyone's problem.
(We often see Shen Jiu as an older brother of Shen Yuan, maybe even his twin, but what if Shen Yuan was older.)
(Featuring - Batshit but somehow oblivious Shen Yuan; Shen Jiu being an asshole, like in canon but also, in front of Shen Yuan's canon indifference in the wake of tragedies, somehow also being the saner and more well adjusted sibling; and an exploration of personalities, because what if nothing is the same, yet what truly matters always is, for Fate will never be denied.)
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“Only those from the same place know what I’ve been through” / 只有同路人知道我来自何方 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF
09 Oct 2025
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安东尼一砸手。“哟呵！我怎么没想到呢！”他欢快地转过身来。“魔术师直接召唤足球之神，让祂满足我们的愿望！到时候神往那儿一站，整个切尔西就吓得屁滚尿流五体投地……”
“切尔西全队均匍匐于神那威严的山羊头之下。”伊斯科如唱诗般高举双臂。“偶尔有个没眼力见的还杵在那儿，比如那个帕尔默，神就一脑袋顶上去。”
“而你就跟在神屁股后面放魔术礼花——”
“或者像个摩尔人的宦官那样捏着嗓子大喊：还不跪下！”
“还不跪下！”在空空荡荡的停车场内回荡。报警器响了三秒。
伊斯科望着那闪烁的红光。“不过有个问题，”他说，“那就是神不屑于和凡人竞技。祂害怕自己一出手，五大联赛全都大结局了。到时候，足球这游戏也就没有存在的必要了……到时候，我们又该怎么办呢？”
伊斯科/安东尼，像这个表情包CP本身一样搞笑（？）的35题微小说。标题是圆神用来纪念贫民窟背景的纹身，也是我心中这对CP的总结。
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- Part 6 of Gesture Drawings with Text / 动态速写
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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Javier took a long drink. “Man’s got tits like a milkmaid, though.”
John made a choking noise. A terrible, wet sort of gasp like he’d swallowed fire instead of air. He doubled over, coughing into his fist, eyes watering.
Javier turned, alarmed. “You alright?”
John wheezed. “Arthur?!”
“What?”
-Javier says Arthur's chest is big. John gets very jealous.
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Childe gets stunt by Zhongli's move by CakeRollYeri
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2025
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Sometimes, Zhongli never fails to amaze Childe with his unexpected next moves. Basically, this fic is about Zhongli just shocking Childe with his affection since he's learning the mortal lives.
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