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    Watson has a secret relationship; Holmes just has secrets.

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    Watson has been gifted the use of his patient's private box for a performance of the symphony and uses the opportunity to take Holmes out for a date.

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    Watson receives an unexpected visitor, Holmes makes an unexpected confession, and an innocent sofa is thoroughly debauched.

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    5
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    While Watson is caring for Holmes after he is badly beaten in the pursuit of a suspect, the couple discover that morphine alleviates some of Holmes's sensory symptoms.

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    7
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    830
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    After weeks of pining for one another in their own individual fashion, Holmes and Watson are reunited up on the tor overlooking Baskerville Hall.

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    45
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    5
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    720
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    It's that time again. People are posting Christmas things, and I just have to write responses. If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right. Here we goooooo!

    Edit: Oh look, we've spilled over from just parodies to limericks. Was bound to happen. I'm afraid to change the title in case it ruins the links already made to it, but hey. Enjoy some limericks.

    Edit #2: I changed the title anyway. I live on the edge.

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    Español
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    31/31
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    17
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    322
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    "He was on his knees in John's room, completely and utterly panicking, and there was nothing he could do about it, his system wasn't working.

    He didn't hear the door open.

    Didn't hear John rush to his side, fall on his knees and gently rub his back.

    But he felt a comfortable heat next to him.

    And could inhale his scent."

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    Sherlock has to go undercover as John Watson and at the sight of his uniform he has the first panic attack of his life, so strong that he doesn't know what to do.
    John hears him and rushes in, stays by his side till he feels better and as minutes go by they fall asleep together.

    Sherlock finds out that John has an amazing voice, as he wakes up hearing sweet words sang above his head.

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    2/2
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    4
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    65
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    12
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    2,367
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    "If the first time he saw Sherlock Holmes they would've told him that just months away from that moment, he'd be caught in explaining sex to him, John would've laughed.

    Truth was that everybody knew Sherlock had an extraordinary mind and the idea he could see and use it at his will always made John curious: what could he think or not think about? Would those images be clear? Did he even see images?
    Could he touch them? Be in them?

    He'd probably never know."

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    John can't stop drooling over Sherlock's purple button up and somehow a dream changes everything.

    There's much more to it, but you'll need to read to find out ;)

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    5
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    138
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    14
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    4,028
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    John H. Watson, doctor thankyouverymuch, cannot stand the way Sherlock treats his body sometimes. Just now, his head is threatening to pop out of frustration, because the git hasn't eaten for days. He writes out his feelings, and maybe he comes to a kind of a plan.

     

    CW: Very brief mention of possible eating disorder

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    English
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    590
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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    222
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    Once again, John has gotten an eyeful and needs to let this energy go ... somewhere decent. He's studied anatomy. He's a doctor. He's seen all the hanging bits on many, many bodies. What makes those particular hanging bits better than anyone else's?

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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    22
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    199
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    John takes some quiet time to study Sherlock's lips, unbeknownst to the sleuth himself. Instead of hopping over the coffee table to snog the lights out of him, he writes in his secret journal. (So far he's hiding it in the cleaning supplies cabinet, but he's still looking for the best place to keep it away from Sherlock's line of sight.)

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    English
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    7
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    18
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    1
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    124
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    What it says on the tin. John gets a little antsy when Sherlock plays the violin, and he turns to his hidden journal to let off a bit of steam in a (maybe?) healthy way. Well, it's healthy as long as Sherlock doesn't find it. O_o

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    140
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    "As he finished up his own dinner and went to wash his plate in the sink, his thoughts of Sherlock quickly turned from chaste and longing to lustful and full of desire. He glanced at the clock as he dried his hands and realized Sherlock shouldn't be home for another hour or so. Perhaps he had a little time to indulge himself."

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    Instead of addressing his sexual desires directly he decides to just wank off like normal and gets caught. Things don't go as originally planned but it couldn't possibly end better than this.

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    6,297
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    John Watson comes home to 221b and is pleasantly surprised by his flatmate.

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    10
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    252
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    27
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    SimplyClockwork's Kinktober Day 3 - Intoxicated Sex

    John suggests they raid Mrs. Hudson's "Herbal Soothers" and... well, you'll see.

    221B Ficlet! 221 words, with the last word beginning with the letter B.

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    1/1
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    4
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    69
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    2
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    1,437
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    Работа в неизведанном космосе была не такой захватывающей, как надеялся Джон, особенно когда выяснилось, что это в основном обслуживание ботов на необитаемых планетах. Однако тайна повторяющихся необъяснимых поломок на планете BAK 2212 может оказаться именно тем приключением, которого он так жаждал!

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    Русский
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    A bit rough, but still tender.

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    English
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    183
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    1/1
    Comments:
    14
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    368
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    23
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    11,966
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    Sherlock tells John he doesn't have friends, so John gets pissed and attempts to prove he can solve a case without Sherlock, which results in them doing each other like crosswords :)

    (Set during the episode "The Hounds of Baskerville")

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    5
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    3,069
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    It has been over a year since the events of The Final Problem. Sherlock, John and Rosie are living together at 221B Baker Street. Sherlock and John are sharing the childcare and living in domestic bliss. However, they haven't spoken about their relationship. John is craving intimacy but doesn't want to seek out a relationship as he's happy with his life as it is. He finds himself having feelings for his flatmate but doesn't think Sherlock is interested in romantic entanglement. Sherlock proves him wrong.

    Language:
    English
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    2,443
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    1/1
    Comments:
    9
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    241
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    17
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    3,746
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    This story is about a case that has Sherlock returning to his persona as The Posh Purple Pirate. It's about the pleasure and challenge of helping Sherlock transform from brilliant Detective to mesmerising Miss Pirate. It's about the temptation Miss Pirate poses on stage, but not just for John. It's about fighting physical enemies and facing inner demons. It's about being stripped bare, body and soul. It's about love, fun, desire and passion. It's about doubt, worries, hurt and anger. It's about understanding. It's about forgiveness.

    This story... It's not about the legend, the stories, the adventures. It's all about: who you really are, it does matter!

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,626
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    131
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,248

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