18 Works in Improper Use of Coat Guy's Stomach Hole (No I'm not a Human)

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    He wanted you to do that to him.

    Check him for signs. He'd fail them, of course. Rough him around, show off your gun, threaten him. You were the only person he'd been left defenseless against. That one, end-all weapon he bore for as long as he's known himself, reduced to something sensitive for you to play with, to warm him up and make him shiver all over again. 

    He wanted you to make him feel helpless.

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    He's right where you want him, the power trip you're on is absolutely intoxicating. Who cares if he's upset? You revel in it.

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    Coat guy falls asleep on the couch, Cat goes to find Wireface.

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    You’ve invited him inside a bit more than a week ago. You pitied the man; his constant shivering and stuttering made it almost impossible to reject his search for comfort and shelter. Since then, you’ve been doing daily checkups with him. Looking into his eyes, examining his teeth- all very intimate gestures if not for the situation unfolding around you. Until one day, he attempts to show you his little secret, and things escalate.

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    You didn't kick coat guy out when he showed you his secret. You really can't figure out why.

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    The No, I’m not a human brainworms have taken over my very life and I must draw the thoughts that marinate in my mind.

    Now with writing to accompany it!
    Gaze on the page as more goon soup is cooked in my super-freaky cauldron of obsession.

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    Coat guy needs help with his hole. I will not elaborate.

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    “Nb ldm oryrwl hrxpvmh nv..” (My own libido sickens me..) He says under his breath, making Coat guy huff out a quiet laugh. Something that is seldom heard since the apocalypse started.
    “Wh-what could be ar-r-rousing about this?” The cold man questions, his sweater still held up, his hole still completely visible. “It is f-frigid, I'm not sure what it could e-e-even do if you..” He clears his throat “If you d-did anything..” He pauses, looking down at the void, then biting his bottom lip a little, looking back up at Aleksi.

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    The sun is burning everything. People are emerging from the underground. Wireface has a crush. A closet is empty.

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    You reached out, your free hand trembling as it met the edge of the orifice, feeling the first layer beneath your fingertips. Was it exhaustion? Fear? Thrill? Hell if you knew. He flinched in response, making you pull back in instinct as if this thing was going to close around your finger and chop it off.

    …Hey, you could never be too careful.

    “W..warm,” he said. Finally, a word. “..Your f..fingers,” he breathed, tilting his head back down, “they’re..r.rreally warm.”

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    Staring at the swirling hole in his stomach, it almost felt like it was staring back. Weird. It felt intimidating, but you were so curious about how it worked. Steeling yourself, your hand drifted lower, most of your fingers holding up his sweater while one of your fingers experimentally dipped into his void.

     

    It felt numb, like when your leg falls asleep on you, yet also cold. You could vaguely feel it, but it felt like it wasn’t yours. Disconnected maybe, or like you were feeling someone else’s hand, but just a wisp of it. It sounded like it almost muffled the soft hum that came from the void, but maybe you’ve just grown used to it. Well you didn’t die, so you get some points for that. You’re fascinated with the way your finger seems to disappear, engulfed into the darkness.

     

    “H-How does it feel?”

     

    “Like… tingly? It’s kinda numb and cold.” You pull your finger out of his chest cavity, the numbness taking a couple seconds to shake off completely, along with the cold. “It’s kinda hard to describe…”

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    You find out about Coat Guy's hole and decide to put it to use.

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    You fist and give oral (Kind of) to the cold guy's stomach hole. You like it more than you should.

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    You should feel anger, disgust—anything but this strange, misplaced softness that blooms in your chest. Yet something about the way he shies away, looking like cornered prey has your heart in a chokehold. Your chest tightens painfully; your heart lurches, pumping heat to places it shouldn’t.

    Then those innocent, lifeless eyes meet yours. The words tremble out like a prayer, shivering and broken,

    “Y-your hands are so warm… p-please, touch me.”

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    Sleepless nights and unrelenting desire consume you whole, with relief coming only through sex. Then he appears like a dark angel sent from hell, his presence impossible to resist, magnetic and yet suffocating like that of a black hole. He draws you in, desperate for a connection you cannot seem to resist. (aka you end up fisting the hole in this man’s stomach)

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    When the tip of your finger goes in blindly, you feel… nothing. You lose sensation the moment it slips past the edge of the maw, up to the first knuckle. It takes about five seconds for you to fully register the complete numbness, and three more for the feeling to come back once you've yanked it out.
    “It’s really like you said…"
    You go in with the full digit. Instantly numb, as if… submerged in an ice bath?
    Your guest purses his lips.
    “Do the whole hand.”

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    Coat Guy accidentally drops a fact about black holes in passing conversation, which leads to Theorist's suspicion of him. Suspicion only grows when Coat Guy refuses to explain why he knows so many facts about black holes.

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    Theorist and Coat Guy theorize new facts about black holes.

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    The coat guy gasps as you reach further into him. You can reach impossibly deep, further beyond where his body should end. The bed shifts under your combined weight.

    "It’s so warm…” he mumbles, “It’s the warmest I’ve ever felt…” His stutter is notably absent.

    Everything that comes into contact with his void dies—so why don’t you?

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    In a world scorched by the sun and overrun by the visitors, Daniel's last shred of kindness is a weakness. But for the cold, trembling man he hides in his room, it might be a salvation.

    or failed attempts to be quiet during sex.

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    Late at night, Coat Guy decides to kill someone, and is caught by Wireface. Wireface does not react how he should.

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    Wireface suggests something drastic after witnessing a murder from a fellow visitor.

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