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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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Max’s world had developed a glitch. Every time he opened his eyes, he found himself in the same hotel where he’d spent the night before with someone the same — and every day, without fail, that person would die, inexplicably, at some unknown time.
Max decided it was time to fix it.
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show me a Sign, some God on high, tell me the Words I need to Know by fantafanatic for Levi
Fandoms: The Emoji Movie (2017)
16 Oct 2025
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Gene can't do it, he can't take it anymore. For all his life, his malfunction has been slowly killing him. Now it's time to kill himself.
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Isagi slowly raised his head, coming to his senses.
“...Uh…huh..? Where am I..?”
His eyes skimmed through the environment. He was in a mess of a room, windowless. Wait, was it a basement…?
He broke up in cold sweat. He had been kidnapped.
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This was written 30 minutes for shits and giggles and for friends to dub xD.
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What do I do with these people?! (Revamped) by Squishy_Supernova
Fandoms: DOORS (Roblox), Pressure (Roblox), Grace (Roblox)
16 Oct 2025
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my fic rewrite. yay.
this is the only productive thing I do in my spare time.
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With a cunning and sly Stepmother, Harry Dursley at 20 is still under Draco’s thumb. Which wouldn’t have been so bad— If Harry wasn’t a depraved son that wanted his Mother carnally.
Trying to be the bigger person, Harry longs to leave the nest for Draco’s safety.
When the opportunity came, Harry defies Draco when it is most crucial with the help of his Fairy Godfather Padfoot to attend the Ball that changes his life forever.
And consequently– his future with Draco.
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The Jedi, the Witch and the Clone Wars by Ottertale
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: Jedi: Fallen Order Series (Video Games)
16 Oct 2025
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Adult Badass Cal Kestis travels back in time to the Clone Wars and causes absolute chaos.
The thing is, when you slow something enough, eventually it stops.
Then it reverses.
Combine that with the most powerful teleportation spell the galaxy had ever seen.
Well, the Force didn’t know why they were so surprised they got the results they did.
Maybe this time balance would be found. Maybe the Force’s new champion was a better selection than last time. One can always hope.
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[SEEKING ADVICE:] Boy We Met At Pub Lives In Abandoned Castle, What Should We Do? by Jazz_intown, oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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If Jean and Diluc had been told that they'd be spending the summer unravelling a secret deep within their small university town, they would have shaken their heads crisply and said no, thank you. Unfortunately, a chance encounter at the pub with a boy who lives in an abandoned castle soon leads them on a wild adventure to uncover the secrets behind the castle and the possible cryptid named Venti.
Or: A castle, a conundrum, and a crew of undergraduates trying to figure out the walking mystery that is their newest drinking buddy.
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Lucifer was acting weird lately. As in being more of a circus clown than usual. Well, that's what pre-rut does to people, right?
Why no one beside Alastor worries about the King with no mate nor casual rut-partner in sight is beyond him.
Maybe he could enjoy it more if His Majesty didn't decide to have a problem with him specifically. Why, he didn't even provoke him lately! Most annoying!Alpha!Lucifer in pre-rut dealing with instincts, and Omega!Alastor being very done and very wary. Smut-like actions in later chapters.
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General Kenobi and Marshall Commander Cody are tapped for an undercover assignment which will absolutely involve incognito ponchos. But once you put on an incognito poncho… *anything* can happen.
This time?
They save the galaxy.
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Sakura Hakura's Guide to Poly Training and Sophisticated Flirting by cinberella
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime)
16 Oct 2025
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When Sakura Haruka moves to Makochi to teach PE at Furin High, he meets his new neighbors, who are kind, friendly, and utterly confusing. Are they three friends who share a house? A throuple? Are they in an open polyamorous relationship and trying to rope Sakura in, too? Well... Sakura is intrigued, flattered maybe, but really, he would just like to get to know Suo a little better and not find himself mixed up in a foursome!
Spoiler: His neighbors are just lifelong best friends and, admittedly, amusingly terrible - except for Nirei, who is a sweetheart 💞
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- Part 12 of 🍵SuoxSaku🌸- 12 tropes - 12 stories
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Walutitties by bxmblebee
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
16 Oct 2025
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Kicked out of Wario's Warehouse, Waluigi consumed a bewitched mushroom. Waking up the next morning, Waluigi was met with two huge surprises bouncing on his chest!!
Teaming up with Wario, Waluigi sets off on a quest to find who or what is responsible for this, meeting many enemies, friends, and fuckbuddies on the way.
(While playing DnD, one of my friends dared me to doodle Waluigi with titties. Thus, this adventure was inspired~)
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On a rainy, sketchy day in otherwise paradisical London, Dan and Phil don't go outside. This pays consequences almost slithered to unheard of. Neither good cop nor bad cop really have the right idea, but their hearts are like, probably in it.
(Gleb bor blegre heujd sjgfueofee eysjbebe ulele polop ueel abjdhj. Bindbi ehu Harhal sfur hido royrtr. Uhiti sidhuf shpoooto sjhdop sghoottee otu. Jhrihr nooret rrute didyboo dhf lele ooder hdirhn kak, retoob balala hdulip retetete.
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✦ Red dress (THEY ARE THE BEST) by BoredHeaddd
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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✧ 007n7 remember a red dress when it was gifted by Noli at college as a joke and magically that dress appears in his cabin and he asks himself: Why not?
✦ Oh, and he's is fucking HOT AS HELL.
(inspired by a tiktok video)
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Hal vs the Batfam by Phoenix_feathers17
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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It all started when Hal first met them (If you can call what happened a meeting). It couldn't say exactly how his first encounter went down as he had been too confused to keep up with all that happened around him. It was after his second encounter with one, though, that everything started to go downhill. For some reason, he had caught the sight of the batkids (yes, batkids. The Batman had kids) and now he just had to survive their antics until Bats decided to introduce them to the rest of the league. Oa help him if that doesn't happen soon.
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Incorrect quotes with the (DS) ship kids + others by AbielaAbitalEscarraGlimnt1
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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I wrote this back in 7 grade during the pandemic while sleep deprived and I was into Undertale and Dreamswap.
It was part of a doc that isn't even finished despite being almost a year old now. Also, the incest ships are all just crack pairings and wouldn’t happen in the actual timeline. It’s just me messing around with it and making crack ships to get some laughs for my own 7th Grade self sicko amusement.
Might update this and the series, it's in Wattpad actually, or at least one of the Side Stories of the main story.
I’ll also have OCs and ship kids from the Original Multiverse show up here every now and then.
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- Part 1 of Telanovela World
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I Just Wanted to Resurrect a Dragon Slayer, Instead I Reincarnated Into Another World Like An Idiot! - Lucy Heartfilia Edition by FanTasticB
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fairy Tail, モノノ怪 | Mononoke (Anime & Manga), KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
16 Oct 2025
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When Lucius Malfoy chases after Harry Potter in the Department of Mysteries, he sees older memories, distant memories of a few men by his side, with the wings on their chest and arms. He remembers his own hand had one…a single pink wing.
Lucius remembers a boy with pink hair, a boy with ice, and a lady knight of scarlet.
Lucius sees himself…and remembers Lucy.
AU where Lucius Malfoy is Lucy Heartfilia reincarnated/transmigrated into another world after an accident, and does his bloody best to fuck off back to Fiore.
Dangerous foes lie around, getting a conscience is infuriating, Voldemort’s still a threat, and he neglected being a Demon Hunter after being a teen (he thought they had successors by now stupid Black didn’t train them), so that’s biting their arse. Also, mononoke. Great.
Oh, and a classic case of gender identity crisis! Brilliant (aka Lucius’ deadpan meaning “fuck my life”).
NOTE THIS IS DIFFERENT FROM THE SLUGTERRA SERIES I HAVE AND NOT IN THE SAME TIMELINE SLASH UNIVERSE. IT IS PSYCHOLOGICALLY MUCH MORE SCREWED UP, WITH CANONICAL VIOLENCE AND MENTAL TRAUMA. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED, THE CHARACTERS WILL FACE TRAUMA.
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Oct 2025
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Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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test tube baby by mickeysshitshow
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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Peter Parker wakes up in a creepy lab. He's been de-aged, his memory is hazy, and he is very, very naked.
Two vigilantes crash the place before he can escape, and somehow, he ends up following them to their Cave.
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- Part 1 of echoes of home verse
- Part 14 of mik’s peter parker in gotham fics
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[My idea book for 007n7-centric] (人 •͈ᴗ•͈) 🍔 by BoredHeaddd
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
16 Oct 2025
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Hello to all the readers and writers of this site. This book will be exclusively for my ideas that revolve around our beloved single father ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
So, I just imagine scenarios or any nonsense that comes to mind and put them here, so if you're interested in using them for any fanfic you write - Feel free! I don't care about copyright.
✨ Inspired by these books and others that follow the same idea:
"When you don't have the skills to write a fanfic so you give your ideas to random people online" by: Ilikestarbucks.
"007n7-centric ideas that I will not write because I'm too lazy" by: Anonymous.