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    Tom Riddle had a list, one he had spent years perfecting. Every time he heard something sex-related from his dorm- or housemates, from the boys at the orphanage or when someone tried to lure him into their bed with seductive promises, he wrote it down. 
    There had always been one problem when wanting to try these things:
    No one was ever good enough. Everyone was inferior to Lord Voldemort’s greatness, to let them touch him would be defiling.
    So now that he was twenty-two, after years of trying to find someone worthy, Tom turned to magic.

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    Tom has a list of 31 sexual things he wants to try
    (for my Kinktober 2025, see list in notes)

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    "Sammy?" Dean called out, confused and scared.

    Sam could understand why. The last time they'd spoken, they'd gone their separate ways, and Dean had no intention of getting back together. In fact, Sam was surprised to hear the nickname he hadn't heard since the angels started insulting him in front of Dean. Being the Right Man didn't allow Dean to have an abomination like Sam as beloved brother.

    You didn't choose your family, but you could choose to love them or not.

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    The graveyard changed everything.
    Harry returns to Hogwarts with ghosts at his back and a silence he can’t shake. Grief becomes his shadow, and even his friends can’t reach him.
    Across the room, Draco Malfoy watches him fall apart, and for reasons he doesn’t understand, he can’t quite look away.

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    Hera Potter was exhausted. Not the normal kind of exhausted, no, she was cosmically wrung out. She’d died too many times, respawned in too many universes, and frankly, she was over it.

    So when she landed in 1950s Hogwarts and discovered Tom Riddle was still human, still hot, and still obsessed with teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts under a doddering old professor — she made an executive decision:

    This time, she’d stop him from becoming the Dark Lord. By sleeping with him.

    (Alternatively: She’s tired, he’s hot, and if seduction keeps Tom Riddle from going Dark Lord, then so be it.)

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    A Low-Effort Account of High-Stakes Nonsense

    Holly is done with saving the world. After a war, funeral after funeral, and one unfortunate wish made to a magical room with no sense of boundaries, she ends up somewhere very far from home—and very much someone else’s problem.

    Now she runs a not-entirely-legal bakery in a city where flour is political, dragons are supposed to be terrifying (hers is the size of a teacup), and minding your own business is practically a crime. She’s got no interest in thrones, titles, or noble nonsense.

    Which is exactly why the nobles won’t leave her alone.

    All Holly wants is to survive, stay unimportant, and keep her pastry case full. But when a certain highborn woman starts showing up for tea, Holly finds herself dragged—reluctantly—into court gossip, royal secrets, and a mess big enough to topple a kingdom.

    She didn’t come here to change the world. But the world keeps showing up at her door.

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    Si è sempre pensata diversa, sentita diversa. Da piccola si disegnava sempre fuori, quelle rare volte in cui le insegnanti la forzavano a rappresentare la propria famiglia su un foglio di carta. Obbediva, troppo spaventata dalle conseguenze per non farlo, ma non esitava a porre una distanza più o meno evidente tra sé e i Dursley, perché sapeva, sa, di non appartenere al loro mondo tanto… ordinario.
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    Quando un uomo alto quasi tre metri si presenta alla sua porta e le dice che è una strega, Harriet Potter non si scompone. Ha sempre saputo, dentro di sé, che questo momento sarebbe arrivato. Ciò che non sa, è che il suo nome è leggenda. Questo è un peso che non voleva, che passerà tutta l'adolescenza a tenere in equilibrio sulle spalle. Tra troll di montagna e camere misteriose, famiglie perse e ritrovate, nemici mortali e primi amori terrificanti, Harriet, accompagnata dagli inseparabili Ronnie e Hermes, combatterà contro un destino già scritto, tentando di diventare qualcuno che non sia solo un nome famoso.

    GoldenTrioGenderswap!AU. Mostly Harry Potter x George Weasley. O forse no.

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    Pretending not to be hurt when the one person he actually could stand stopped fucking talking to him. Except it did hurt. A lot, actually.

    He didn't understand why it affected him so terribly- nothing ever impacted his life enough to truly make him feel hurt or disappointed anymore. Expect nothing and nothing will disappoint you. How could he have ever let his composure slip and believe that anything good would come of it.

    Everything was meaningless until Harry had to go and make it meaningful. 

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    Harry falls through the veil instead of Sirius.

    After talking with a deity who has an unhealthy obsession with him, he travels back in time, intent on stopping Voldemort from ever existing…

    Though, he doesn’t expect to only be able to speak in Parseltongue.

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    He's so so done.

    What if it all ended?

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    Hadrian Potter survived the Chamber of Secrets. More than that, he conquered the beast within and saved his sister's life, making a deal with the younger version of his ex-mortal enemy turned mentor/partner in exchange for information and a promise to help him, if Hadrian doesn't kill the diary first.

    Now, it is the summer before Hadrian's third year at Hogwarts, and things are going to change. Drastically.

    While his guardians are busy debating whether or not Hadrian and his friends should even return to Hogwarts in the fall, Hadrian is busy resurrecting a Dark Lord, going to therapy, and also dealing with the consequences of ascending to Lordship at twelve (almost thirteen) years old. He's been impulsive in the past, but he's never had quite as much political impact as he does now.

    Gaining friends, family, and allies is the key this summer to begin his and Bas's plan to overthrow the ministry and reset the board. People aren't pawns, but that doesn't mean that they aren't part of the game; they’re still positioned, sacrificed, and counted.

    The wizarding world may think that war is over, but something much larger looms on the horizon.

    Part III of JLYSB Series.

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    "Donc tu es adopté ?"
    "Je suppose."
    "Donc ton Père... n'est pas... ?"
    "On dirait bien."
    "Huh." Théo dévisage Harry avec ces yeux gris qui paraissent argentés dans la fumée du chaudron qui flotte entre eux. "Mais tu es l'Héritier de cette Maison des Prince, donc c'est probablement..."
    "Oui. Probablement." Harry jette un regard appuyé à Théo. "Tu ne sais pas qui c'est, n'est-ce pas ?
    "Non." Théo lui renvoie un regard tout aussi féroce. "Si c'était le cas, je te le dirais. Tu sais que je te le dirais."
    "C'est vrai."
    Quelque chose se détend dans la poitrine d'Harry. Quelque chose qui n'avait eut de cesse de se resserrer depuis la mort de Cédric. Il n'a peut-être pas ses amis, ni Sirius, et il ne sait peut-être même plus qui il est, putain, mais il a ça. Au moins, il a Théo.

     

    C'est l'été de la 4ème année et Harry est laissé seul pour gérer son deuil et la révélation soudaine que James Potter n'est pas son père. Il trouve un étrange soutien. Celui de Théodore Nott, fils d'un Mangemort. Un étrange ami qui dit qu'il l'aidera à trouver son vrai père, peu importe qui peut bien être ce Lord Prince.

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    Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.

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    Knockturn Alley, 1950.

    Tom Riddle, poster child for wasted potential, is working at Borgin and Burkes. To most he is just a sales representative, but to the inhabitants of the Alley, he is the man who rules Southside.

    Harry James has no papers and no past. He is the new server at The Black Cat pub, twenty years old but with the battle reflexes of a veteran.

    Tom wants to know who the real Harry James is. Harry wants to go home and leave old ghosts behind him.

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    Canon Winchester meets Harry Potter from the Jerk, Bitch and Brat series!

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    Harry had never been free. Shuffled from one cage to another, like a zoo animal, like a criminal, like a rare breed, like a monster, like a boy without a choice-

    Like a lamb, raised for slaughter.

    But did it have to be this way? Beat-up, torn-up and chewn-up by life, Harry is standing on his last leg- and he sees the light:

    Voldemort.

    (Any children raised in the dark would find solace in a black hole, thinking the rays it eats are part of it- not merely fuel to be consumed.)

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    • Part 5 of HP
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    Harry and Draco were trapped in 1940s Hogwarts with young Tom Riddle, and he was nothing like the monster from their history books. He was charming and brilliant and dangerous in ways that made their skin crawl. Every day under his watchful eyes, they found themselves drawn deeper into his web and closer to each other than they’d ever meant to be. The lines between enemy and ally blurred until they couldn’t tell which was more terrifying: Riddle’s growing interest in them, or the way they’d started to need each other to survive.

    ***

    Or what Harry and Draco thought they knew as history was only half the truth.

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    “When stars die their light can still reach us, in that sense death is not their end, neither is ours”

    Harry is returning to Hogwarts after what he could consider the calmest year of his life. Unfortunately things begin getting complicated before he even reaches the school. Something is approaching, something big, he can feel the magic swirling uncontrollably, the problem is not what, but who.

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    After the devastating battle, the soul of what was once the fragment of Lord Voldemort, discarded, evoking a void that tainted his soul—Harry’s soul.

    Left hollow, he endures it. When his time approaches, he departs this life.

    He meets Death, who offers him a chance of a new beginning: travel back in time to alter the course of Tom Riddle’s life, preventing the devastation he would cause as Lord Voldemort, and replace the absence of his soul.

    From the choices offered, he chose the latter.

    When tragedy strikes, he's sent to Wool’s Orphanage, from where he will meet a young Tom Riddle, and begin the actual mission.

    One is made and the other unmade, a story undone by blood and rebirth.

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    “Thanks,” Harry muttered. He stopped pacing and leaned both hands on the table, breathing hard. “And it’s not even like there’s proof. Just... whispers. A sighting near a village called Ashwick Vale. A cursed manuscript in Knockturn. A dark artifact that ‘felt familiar.’ Honestly, I’d like to see anyone else step up for once.”

    “Of course it’s me,” Harry muttered again, pacing the sitting room like a storm cloud in motion. “Not Kingsley. Not the whole damn Department. Me.”

     

    Years after the war, whispers begin to surface, dark magic in a quiet village, a shadow from the past that refuses to fade.
    Harry Potter, now the Ministry’s top Auror, is sent to investigate. His search leads him to Ashwick Vale, where the view was breathtaking, the villagers warm-hearted, and the local headmaster more interesting than Harry expected.

    Marvolo Gaunt is brilliant, composed, and oddly charming. He runs a magical school tucked between the hills and seems to know Harry better than he should.

    The village is peaceful and beautiful.
    And the longer Harry stays, the harder it is to remember why he came in the first place.

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    Tom Riddle has split his soul so many times that he can no longer produce any offspring the natural way. He doesn’t want a child, just like he doesn’t want to be married to Bellatrix. Theirs was a marriage of convenience. But, alas, the Ministry elections are coming up and raising a baby would appeal to the Lighter families wouldn't it?

    So, Tom decides to go the magical route and implant a baby inside of his wife using their conjoined family magics in a ritual. He's the rightful Heir of Slytherin and Bellatrix is sure that she’s the Heir of House Black. There’s no doubt about it after Sirius was disowned and Regulus refused the heirship.

    But something goes wrong. Bellatrix does not get pregnant. Because unbeknownst to everyone except Sirius who was really drunk at the time, she is not the true heir. Harry Potter is. He's also still very much a virgin. Oops?

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