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    Edit: turns out this will be kinktober fic

    It's been twenty years since the Shadow Curse was lifted. Halsin is proud of what he has built. Astarion and Tav visit frequently.

    Over the years, Halsin has developed a particular...relationship with a certain drow from their past. She currently has him at her mercy. Halsin wouldn't have it any other way.

    With Tav and Astarion set to arrive in a few days, a plan is set in motion to drive Halsin to the edge.

    Set after the events of BG3 and also after the events of The Crown of Madness.

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    Day 5 of Schlocktober: Not squirting, not pee, but a secret third thing
    Halsin leads Tav into the woods for a druidic ritual. Things get weird.

    “It’s just, I’m really sweet when I come like that. And when I come hard, things get … intense.”

    Halsin looked at her thoughtfully, then smiled. “I have roamed wide in this world, and it is rare that I am offered a chance to experience something new.” He rose, gently pulling her to her feet and pressing against her with a playful growl. “Show me.”

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    Tav finds a way to pass the time while Halsin is at work on a Friday.

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    Gale and Tav’s relationship is great - they read in his magic library, have sex in an astral void, but Gale’s too worried about the orb to make their relationship physical.

    Tav still has needs, though. Needs are getting harder to manage by herself.

    As they leave the shadowlands, Halsin offers his skills to help them find balance.

    Together, the three of them heal and create something none of them could have anticipated.

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    Halsin tops you in a mating press.

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    A year since their journey to Baldur’s Gate and saving all of Faerún and Astarion was still a vampire. Still alone, still wasting away in the Underdark. Well, it wouldn’t hurt to hunt down some old friends, right?...Right?

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    Astarion is Desperate to escape Cazador. He's willing to anything. Even follow legends and myths to find the cursed Shadow Druid statue and free him. Well.. It sounded easy, but part of that meant... Finishing what the druid and his lover had started centuries ago.

    Dear Gods, please don't let anyone come across him ah... *riding* the statue.

     

    (Based on a dark romance fb ad I saw a long time ago about needing to break a petrification curse by having sex with the 'statue' and it stuck in my brain and refused to leave until this happened...)

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    Halsin worships your body and rails you.

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    As he sets out on his first adventure, Halsin learns how nature can find a sweet balance, even in civilization.

    Or, young Halsin has a lovely quickie with a halfling in a lavender field.

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    As a young druid, Halsin returns to his home and rekindles his first love.

    This is wall to wall smut.

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    In his role as a part-time music critic for the Baldur's Mouth Gazette, Gale goes to see Oak Father, a hot new sludge metal band, at the Blushing Mermaid. He gets more of a show than expected.

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    Gale has his eyes set on Halsin, but he feels it’s one-sided. Little does he know just how wrong he is. Surprise hits him when things take a spicy turn with the druid.

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    Astarion and Darius is visiting Halsin for the season.

    A fuckening happens. C:

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    Ascended Astarion and his precious Saevi are living together in his luxurious castle, all up to no good. Saevi is insatiable when her heat comes on, and her Master is all too happy to indulge in her needs. What will they get up to next?

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    Saevi is all too happy to pleasure her Master upon his throne, long past caring about the thralls around them. This afternoon though, an unexpected visitor arrives -- an old friend she hasn't seen in a long time. Even more than friends, actually, if the flashback of his colossal member is any indication. Getting caught in the middle of an explicit act is both humiliating and exciting for her as she realizes Astarion's laid a devilish plan. The old friend is invited for dinner...and more...

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    Eight months after the fall of the Absolute, Flora and Halsin had built a beautiful life together in the Reclaimed lands (formerly the Shadow cursed lands of Rethwin). Flora shared a desire to have a baby with Halsin, to which he eagerly agreed to - On the condition he needed to wait until her peak ovulation in 3 days.
    The 3 days have passed, and the night is here. What wonders will this evening bestow these wood elves in love?

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    i can't stop thinking about Halsin never letting his partner perform oral on him

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    Astarion has always thought the saying “the body is a temple” is a load of shit, until you and Halsin worship at his altar.

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    Another oneshot for my fav couple!

    Role reversal with Naiades being the dominant one for a change.

    Enjoy and as always, plz don't judge <3

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    Inspire by the game moment, Lumineuse (tav) went to speak with Astarion about her love for Halsin. He happily give them their blessing. But as he saw them go into the forest, he decided to follow them, enjoying the view....

    I had a lot of fun to explore Astarion's mind and what love changed in him. Yeah a lot of naughties in this text but also charcter exploration and tenderness.

    Big thanks to my friends who served me as proofreaders

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    Slice of life for Halsin and Naiades set six months into their relationship <3

    this may have been inspired by hugh jackman in that one interview saying I don't have a safe word because I don't like to stop, I just want to keep going

    plz don't judge me

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