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    Nothing was the same after 1955, the year the comet struck. Millions died in the catastrophe, and all seemed lost. That is, until the Federation came along and rebuilt civilization, bringing the survivors under their rule.

    However, there was a catch. The comet had brought a strange substance to Earth, which began mutating humans, granting them powers never thought possible. These mutants, known as Aberrations, were believed to be a danger to society. And so, they were taken by the government when discovered, never to be seen again.

    But what happens when a group of Aberrations escape and form their own rebellion? What happens when these youths uncover the lies of their rulers? And what will become of them and their fellow citizens?

    Well, we're about to find out.

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    A collection of DHMIS crackfics that occasionally break out into a plot

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    17/?
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    I put Colin and Lillian(laptop) through unnecessary drama erm read this or dont. a lot of stuff is going to change as I write this

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    10/?
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    This is my book where I'll be posting my hijinks! It's gonna be total chaos y'all. There will be NO GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS OF SEX OR SA (Cause I'm bad at writing it) but there will be mentions and/or hints of it happening. Please do comment about it so I know how to exactly use archive warnings since I'm new to writing fics on AO3 and don't want to tag my fics wrong.

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    5/?
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    The Dhmis teachers talk

    That's it

    Oh and this kind of has a plot? Oh and i write like sh#t 💀

    ALSO THIS THING IS ABANDONED BTW

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    10/10
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    Something is wrong when Harry wakes up. His eyes are on his face, not above it. His hands are dark brown, not red mits. Robin and Doi are similarly changed.

    There's a crash downstairs. Tony has fallen off the wall. After all, a thumb tack can't hold a whole person up.

    Everyone wakes up human. How will they cope? How will the house fit everyone? And most importantly: Why?

    Title from Never Be Alone by Shadrow. That song fits Dhmis so well.

    This is on hiatus/discontinued possibly permanently. The hyperfixation died, r.i.p.

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    This is a place for scrapped scenes, headcanons, questions, sub-au's, and anything else for my Don't Hug Me I'm Scared Humanoid AU!

    Feel free to ask any questions or tell me any ideas for this AU on this fic or the main story, Never Be Alone!

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    4/?
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    I love dhmis and it’s a major comfort so yeah
    I’ll be using multiple headcanons and aus so there will be a bit of everything

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    9/?
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    A low-budget, cheaply made kid's show called The Fun Friends once took the world by storm. Now, one of the ex-cast members reflects on his time with the show and the dark side of its creator.
    Rated M for graphic violence, suicide, and child abuse. Please be careful if you're sensitive to these topics.

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    The Gribbleston Children; Doi, Robin and Harry awaken one day to find themselves in an exact replica of their house. They find out they've been kidnapped and brought to Clayhill, a town cut out from the rest of the world and inhabited strictly by members the Church of the King's Order; a cult worshipping a God named Malcolm.

    In each chapter, a different teacher arrives to teach them a lesson. Will they make it out in time? Or will they be indoctrinated?

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    Life gets weird when the teachers suddenly turn humanoid. How this happened? That's what a few of them are trying to find out. The rest are trying to help poor Yellow with his school project.
    Wanna watch this mess unfold? Be my guest.

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    3/?
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    Larry has a nightmare...
    An awful nightmare...
    Spin tries to help him...
    But little do any of the teachers know...
    Larry's nightmare...
    ...
    Is coming true...

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    2/?
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    Life for Shrignold was very simple, and was just a constantly repeating cycle.
    Thankfully, he has an escape.

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    Sketch and Tony have been living together for quite some time, but what happens when they fall for each other?
    Episode 1 of Living Under One Roof

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    This is a DHMIS AU, crossed over with the Goosebumps book series. In which the three puppets (along with Yellow Guy's Special One, who is his sister in this) end up in Horrorland, where (sorta) humanized versions of the teachers work.

    Doi, Drew, David and Speck discover a dimensional gateway in a bookshelf, and they end up in a theme park called Horrorland. And now they need to escape before it's too late...

    (More in the notes)

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    Sketch is pregnant, and over the course of six months, we see everyone try and help her through this turning point in her and Tony's lives.

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    1/1
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    A day in the life of Laptop and Gilbert the Globe.

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    What if the teachers became human?

    TW: mentions of murder, suicidal thoughts.

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    4/?
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    Colin is dying, his friends are worried, and nothing really matters, so he might as well go to the creepy house in the woods. How bad could it be?

    Oh, look! A computer!

    Series
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    ...you probably shouldn't go after it.
    Then again, when your begrudging companion says it's just a frog, and this begrudging companion knows a whole lot more about animals than you do, then there's probably no harm in it.
    aka, Colin finds a frog for the first time and Gilbert exudes a general air of disappointment. And it's two in the morning. And Shrignold is done with everything.

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