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It was all Bonnet's fault. He'd been the one who had spotted the flowers growing along the shore. He'd turned to Ed and started talking excitedly about the vibrant colors and the interesting shape of the petals and of course Edward had turned to Izzy with those liquid brown eyes and...
For OFMD Kinktober days 5 (sex pollen), 10 (object insertion), 12 (thigh riding), and 16 (public/semi-public sex)
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- Part 1 of Kinktober 2025 fills
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Ed and Izzy’s bond was broken long before they boarded the Revenge, that didn’t make it hurt any less to watch his Alpha fall for another Omega.
But 6 months after he watched his Alpha’s mark on another Omega, Izzy finds said Omega weeping in the hold, mark scratched up.
What’s a lonely first mate to do?
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- Part 34 of OFMD Brain Rot
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Izzy really just wants Ed to get on with the plan before Bonnet's stupid crew gets them all killed.
Instead he takes a hit to the head and an unfortunate tumble and finds himself with no recollection of the people around him.Ed sees an opportunity to smooth the waves between Stede and Izzy, and for himself to get out of the role of the captain.
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Set in Season 1 before the fuckery & the fateful duel
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The E rating is just for the last chapter and is a stand-alone chapter as well. The rest is T rated.
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Home had meant different things at different times to Izzy. Sometimes it was just a room, a place where he existed, managed to survive. Other times it had been truly a place to live, to enjoy, somewhere he did more than just survive in. He had expected, when he was a young naive kid and the world hadn’t poisoned his positivity yet, that he could go from simply just existing in a room under some else’s roof to having a home that was his own, that he loved, and that would be the end of it. He never used to think he would revert, tumble back down the ladder, fall back in to the abyss of simply existing in a room because a basic human need was shelter.
Ed was all the home he ever needed, in the end.
Izzy's got a new life to navigate as he heals - he's safe, he's being looked after, and he's learning how to be in a polyamorous relationship with his ex-husband and his new(ish) boyfriend. But his past won't leave him alone, not just yet. All he wants is his happy ending, which he knows he will have. Eventually. But you can't heal wounds that people don't know you have...
Picks up directly from Part 1 - Happier Than Ever. Title and chapters from Taylor Swift's 'The Archer'.
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- Part 4 of Once Upon A Time
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Stede returns to Edward's hometown to meet his mother and participate in the Christmas scavenger hunt she signed them up for. When Edward can't make it, a grumpy seeming man called Izzy reluctantly offers his help.
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The Sublime Vacancy by sunspeckfreckle (childrenofthesun)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Feb 2025
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Izzy Hands is a man of traditions. For many years now, when the mood strikes, he will take himself down to his favourite local glory hole, and get his face fucked by anonymous men until he's too dick-drunk to think. It's an efficient system, one that's suited him well all that time.
Enter: Stede Bonnet, newly-out gay man and the absolute bane of Izzy's existence.
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Izzy knows his scent is disgusting. He knows it.
He’s known it since he presented and his sister cared for him through his first heat with a rag held to her nose. He has spent his life hiding it, covering it up, drinking daily suppressant tea and chewing on ginger root.
It works, for the most part, but every so often his body won’t take it any more, needs to release his hormones and go through heat whether he likes it or not. He tries to get as far away from port as possible when he feels it starting. When he’s really desperate he’ll hire an Alpha and pay them extra to shut the fuck up. It isn’t ideal, but it’s fine.
He’s fine.
or; Izzy has spent his life feeling broken, but maybe all he needed was the right Alpha to prove him wrong.
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Stede Bonnet left his cushy, upper-class life (and family) behind to pursue the love of his life: a man he met and had a summer fling with in his youth.
Izzy is struggling to cope with the absence of the love of his life: the man who has been by his side for decades.
Obviously they are about to collide.
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“I swore to protect Edward. Fucked that right up.”
“Could be you were protecting him from the wrong things. Try better next time.”
Izzy snorts. There won’t be a next time.
(Izzy Hands ends up in a time loop, grows as a person, and gets what he needs)
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Ed and Izzy used to be the most important people in each other’s lives. But it’s been five years since they had a falling out when Ed began dating Stede, and things have changed. Ed and Stede are leaving town - for good. Terrified that they’re going to lose any chance to ever reconnect and repair their relationship, Izzy winds up on a road trip with them to their new home. Along the way, they learn they’re different people than they used to be, and struggle to not fall back into old patterns as all three of them begin to fall for each other.
Written for the OFMD Big Bang 2024
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The Wooing of Israel Hands by fantasticallyobscure, jeminisms
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Jul 2024
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"Fine, maybe after their first few meetings Stede might have described Izzy Hands as full of nothing but piss and vinegar, but he had come to realise more and more that he had been wrong. The man was infuriating, true. Angry, disillusioned. Practical to a fault. But also more loyal than any knight from a story book. Observant, dedicated, with a kindness that asked none in return. Oddly (irritatingly) funny, and breathtaking with a sword. Even down a leg, the man had managed to awe Stede with his skill and flair. It seemed to Stede an utter injustice in the world that such a man should sit resigned to not being worth the effort of romancing."
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In the aftermath of Calypso's celebration, things still aren't quite right aboard The Revenge, and Stede is determined to fix it, with his new First Mate at his side. However, when he overhears Izzy talking about his experience (or lack thereof) of romance, Stede finds himself determined not only to make things better for the crew but to show Izzy how much he is appreciated. He sets off on a mission to woo Israel Hands and finds himself feeling things he hadn't anticipated.
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Izzy decides to seduce his new captain. Burn off some tension, have a little fun.
Stede interprets his advances differently at first.
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When Stede leaves Ed with more than just a broken bond and a broken promise to run off to China, what’s left of Ed’s will to go on crumbles away. Izzy and his crew struggle with the need to care for the expecting omega as he refuses to acknowledge his condition. Meanwhile, Stede struggles to find a way to reunite with his mate. When the pup comes, everything changes.
until it’s time to see the light, i’ll make my own with you each night,
i’ll kidnap all the stars and i will keep them in your eyes
i’ll wrap them up in velvet twine and hang them from a fishing line,
so i can see them anytime i likeS2 inspired mpreg omega!ed, alpha!izzy & alpha!stede
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Omega Stede is stealing the crews clothes to nest with. Alpha Izzy is having to rectify this because the crew only own like one outfit each. (In no way is this actually meant as anything serious. It's completely humorous and meant to entertain.)
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Set in some undefined time post-s1 but where s2 doesn't exist, Israel Hands has a no good very bad day when he walks into the captain's quarters and witnesses Blackbeard on his hands and knees getting rawdogged by Stede Bonnet. If that's not bad enough, Bonnet's got the biggest cock he's ever seen and when he's finally able to tear his eyes off of it, Izzy finds Stede staring straight at him.
Well, fuck.
What's a first mate to do but flee the situation (and then furiously masturbate hidden in the depths of his self-hatred/own bedroom)?
More importantly, will Izzy's sanity survive what Ed and Stede plan to do about it?
Will Ed's asshole?
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Izzy Hands wasn't dead, but those bastards had definitely buried him. While he may not have had anyone waiting for him on the other side, he had some unfinished business to attend to, and a nasty hallucination that just wouldn't give him any peace of mind. The woman won't stop nagging on about his guilt! Either way, he's alive, and he's stranded with two idiots that have a lot to say about his easily aggravated self.
Oh, and he'll find out that killing actually isn't everything.
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Eventual Steddy Hands, very slow burn, and kinky shit too...oops.
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Young, spoiled Prince Edward lives in a small kingdom up north. When he makes one final mistake, his father, the King, makes a decision that will not only change Edward's and Izzy's life forever.
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He could leave at any time. He could. It was all within his power. He was strong enough. He could walk away, make it all stop. He was in control of that, always had been, always will be.
That was the mantra Izzy kept repeating to himself as he parked up his car in the street behind the bar. Turning off the engine, he let his hands rest on the steering wheel for a moment, taking slow, deep breaths. No one would know. He just needed to act normal. He’d been doing that for months now, no one had said a word.Izzy tries to break free of his abusive relationship with CJ, going to the only people in the world he knows he can trust - his ex-husband Edward Teach and his new boyfriend, Stede Bonnet.
Inspired by the song 'Happier Than Ever' by Billie Eilish. Please mind the tags, abusive relationship, descriptions of violence and injury. But then lovely care and cuddles after.
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- Part 1 of Once Upon A Time
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Let's Not Talk About it, Let's Just Not Talk by thatonewriterdude for gaytectives
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Mar 2024
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After a raid goes wrong, Ed, Stede, and Izzy are forced to reconsider what they mean to each other.
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Isabella aveva un amante un tempo, ma Edward, geloso, innamorato, suo, aveva fatto in modo che non potesse più mettersi in mezzo alle loro vite. Quello però che le pagine dei manoscritti non avevano riportato è che anche lei era complice in quella follia d'amore.
Ma a differenza dei libri di storia, le voci in paese viaggiano in fretta: così lei diventa per tutti Basilica, mentre Edward deve fuggire.
In esilio, Edward incontra una ragazza nobile e si innamora di lei. Quando torna con la sua nuova conquista, Isabella non può sopportare la vista di colui per cui ha giurato fedeltà eterna abbandonarla in questo modo, scordandosi le loro promesse nuziali.L'unico modo che ha per far tornare Ed da lei? La vendetta. Peccato che Stede abbia altre idee, ed una insolita cotta per quella ragazza popolana così legata al suo nuovo fidanzato.