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    You’ve been doing the same dance with your target for a very long time now. Until one night, when you decide you can’t do it any longer.

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    A collection of angsty oneshots to usher in the best three months of the year.

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    Wesker felt an iron grip in his hair, tugging his head upwards, forcing him to stare in the face of his jailer. 

    Leon S. Kennedy.

    Wesker almost laughed. The boy who played at being an agent, Ada's pet mutt. That was the man who was responsible for Wesker's captivity?

    It was almost insulting.

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    5/?
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    Prison AU. Smoothie's behind bars. Nick Sax finds that unacceptable--it's his god-given right to kill that motherfucker himself. All he has to do now is land himself in jail and play his cards right. Hopefully things won't get too homoerotic in there...but they probably will. More of a slow burn.

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    15/?
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    “‘Fool!’ the Count raged, his eyes searing through the silver moonlight. Jonathan could not bear to look upon him in such a state. He cringed into the snowbank like a frightened fawn and waited for death.

    ‘Did I not expressly warn you against sleeping outside of your chambers?’ he seethed. ‘Did I not protect you once this night, only for you to spurn me and seek death’s bosom yet again?’

    Jonathan pressed his numb face into the snow as the Count’s breath roiled the air above him. Oh, let it be quick, as quick and merciful as such a thing could be. Let it be better than the wolves would have been.”

    Jonathan Harker invites catastrophe by falling asleep in the west wing and provoking the appetites of three voracious brides. When he does himself no favors by fleeing into the snow-blanketed night, rescue comes from a savior both savage and sweet. As his terror begins to thaw, Jonathan must decide whether to trust the fierce protector his vampiric host has become, challenging his understanding of danger and desire.

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    15/?
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    An old Paul Westerburg goes to Peter Buck's house in spite, never letting go of how the former rockstar sold out and made it big by destroying the indie cred that R.E.M. had. When Paul finds Peter, the poor guy is in a sorry state. Peter has grown too old and frail to tour, requiring help in his home. Paul becomes Peter's caretaker for his own gain, but it may not work out the way Paul intended, Maybe this responsibility will help fill the gap between rockers formed over decades of guilt, buried feelings, and alcohol.

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    Professional mixed martial artist Roronoa Zoro has eaten the same thing every single day since moving into his own apartment, until he comes home to find fresh cookies outside of his door.

    Three days later, it’s banana pudding. After a whole month of mysterious, but much appreciated baked goods, Zoro decides he needs to get to the (unexpectedly handsome) bottom of this.
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    Resting his hand against the mirror and looking into his own eyes like they were some else’s, Zoro crooned, “So, how did you get these brownies white? Instead,” he stumbled, “Of their normal brown?” It came out awkward and uncertain rather than the suave that he had been hoping for.

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    You catch Nightwing attempting to invade your base at an undisclosed location. He won’t foil your plans..will he?

     

    Also if you haven’t noticed from my other works..I have some OBVIOUS kinks that will be very prevalent, so pay attention to the tags.

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    Jason Todd was born and raised in Crime Alley, the birthplace and homeground of some of Gotham's worst, and brought up as a mercenary. Hood is a terrifyingly competent killer-for-hire with the reputation to match. Jason has plans to change his life, however, to make enough money to retire early and leave the mercenary life behind permanently and he'll let nothing get in the way of that. One chance meeting with an injured Red Robin, a fleeting moment of confused compassion, and Jason's well-thought-out plans are sent into disarray.

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    The Bats and Assassin!Jason keep running into each other, again and again and again. What'll be left of Jason by the end of it?

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    Vampires think that humanity went extinct, but they’re wrong. Human teenager Tim, being smart and resourceful, has survived in secret. Meanwhile, Bruce regrets never turning a human into a vampire before they all died.

    What happens when the vampires, good and bad, find out that there’s one human left after all?

    Or: Tim is the last human alive in a world of vampire Batfam. Adoption ensues.

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    Chapters:
    9/15
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    All of the air leaves his lungs in one fell swoop. Oxygen sticks in Avid’s trachea like solid wax. “You– you— you—

    “Me, me, me,” Scott mocks. His icy blue eyes feel like they’re piercing through Avid’s chest and soul, his face twisted into the physical manifestation of rage. “Care to explain, Avid, just exactly why you’re banging on my door in the middle of the night like a filthy commoner?”

    Scott makes a deal with Avid.

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    9/?
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    Miles Quaritch was no longer in charge of anything. He'd failed and was treated as a failure. But escaping, running through the forest, he felt alive even as he knew he was in danger.

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    “Shh, I know, you’ve fought so hard. It’s okay to give in – you were never going to beat me, anyway. Surely you must know that by now? Don’t fight, sweetheart, just let yourself rest…”
    Dr. Harper trails a hand through her hair, pleased when she arches into the comforting touch. He knows the way the heroes train their people – harsh, starved for praise and comfort. It never takes much to break them, only a gentle touch and a few kind words.

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    “You have,” Dr. Harper shoves the tablet unceremoniously onto the counter, “two cracked ribs. You must be in pain. And yet here you are, deposited on my doorstep with no one coming to rescue you. Want to tell me why?”

    Cate's voice shakes: “Because it’s my job. You threatened the mayor; it was my job to stop you. And I failed.”

    “So they just left you to my mercy, is that it?”

    Cate nods. She’s still not sure if Dr. Harper has any mercy – she’s not sure what to think anymore.

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    From what I understand, the human brain is basically an electrical meatball. A very sophisticated meatball, to be sure, but still – organic.

    That organic human neural tissue – unless very carefully cultivated under very specific laboratory parameters – doesn’t always play nicely with the non-organic bits. And even then, see example: me.

    That wasn’t even including the fact that Gurathin had received his augments in the Corporation Rim and company equipment – see again: me – wasn’t exactly premium quality.

    UPDATE 10/20/25: minor edits to chapter two

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    A flash of red and blue streaked overhead, followed by a booming voice from a figure in a cape. "Cease and desist, citizens! You are in violation of city ordinance 34-B, operating an unapproved vehicle on a public thoroughfare!"

    "He means the shopping cart!" Carrie shrieked, cackling. "He's mad about the cart!"

    "It's a lifestyle choice!" Theseus shot back, swerving to avoid a recycling bin and shaking his fist at the robot. "I'm not going to let some glorified traffic cop tell me how to live my life!"

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    “Affirmative. Drake, you have been exhibiting inconspicuous yet suspicious behavior.”

     

    “Exactly! Couldn’t have said it better! Now, Tim-Tam, care to tell us what you were searching for? I swear, it was just sooo annoying, my phone screaming at me at midnight. Y’know how controlling GothNet could be of security! Has to blare it out to everyone in the vicinity.” A lie.

     

    “I don’t see how that’s any of your business. Both of you.”

     

    A.K.A

    After falling in the Lazarus Pit alive and unharmed, Tim Drake comes back to life. In another universe. Will Tim be able to step out of this nightmare version of Gotham with crime organizations instead of vigilantes, or will he fall right into his family's clutches again?

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    10/13
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    Wesker rested a hand on his head, watching his eyes blink languidly with feverish delusions. He enjoyed the glazed energy of his gaze, the absent stare as he sat quietly and obediently despite his discomfort.

    Still, something was missing.

    Adoration. Trust. The absence of fear. Everything he’d wanted to give him from the start.

    He grasped Leon’s chin with a gentle hand, examining him with a thoughtful gaze. Tired and sick, the boy whined, calling out wordlessly for someone he knew.

    A miscalculation, but nothing he couldn’t fix.

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    3/?
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    Indrek has been gifted as a slave to an enemy general, a brutal war hero. He's by now learned to anticipate the worst.

    Juhani has been captured by the enemy, but one that treats him with unfamiliar kindness.

    A long war and two enemies, whose lives become linked.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    26
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    5
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    After doing Lex's bidding for over a decade, Superman has forgotten what it's like to be treated like a person.

    Or:

    The Justice League captures Superman. Clark Kent waits for the penny to drop.

    Podfic of onward, lonesome hero (carry on, carry on) by hoebiwan.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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