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Simon Snow's Lonely Hearts Club by colddeadqueer for Pidgelikethebird
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Oct 2025
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After Simon and Agatha break up for the last time, Simon finds himself at the pub. When he sees a handsome stranger being harassed, he can’t help but intervene. When he and the stranger become friends, Simon realises some things about himself.
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Special Agent Baz Pitch is less than thrilled to be reassigned to the unexplained division of Watford Secret Agency. He's even less thrilled that it means being partnered with Simon Snow, the laughing stock of the agency. Even if he is a little endearing and a lot gorgeous. Snow seems convinced a werewolf is terrorizing a town in Cornwall, which is nonsense...well, until Baz sees the evidence first-hand.
An X-Files AU.
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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words, Simon Snow by Anonymous
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
11 Oct 2025
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Simon is getting nervous about the slump in his relationship with Agatha as they get close to entering their Senior Year of high school, so the obvious solution is to send her a dick pic! Unfortunately, the picture is accidentally sent to none other than the only son of White Chapel's First Family, Tyrannus Basilton Grimm-Pitch. Will Simon's already sordid reputation in the small town going to take an unrecoverable hit? Or will the picture spark a new wave of even more sordid secrets and incorrigible behavior?
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Simon Snow, once a child star in David Cadwallader's hit movie trilogy The Greatest Mage, now a messy young adult, is trying to promote his director debut, while his rival, Baz Pitch, a pop star, is rolling out his new album. After being noticed together at an event and immediately shipped by fans, both become more popular than ever. They decide to grab the opportunity and arrange a fake relationship. For the sake of PR, obviously.
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Sick of Swimming, Ready to Stand by best__dress
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
03 Oct 2025
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The tale of Agatha, a mermaid who longed for human legs.
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Simon Snow had known Baz Pitch for years. But after everything they went through, Simon just couldn't make it work. So when he found their bands playing at the same festival, he knew he had one last chance to piece them both back together.
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Crowding out the Bad (with Good) by twigs_in_my_hair
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Sep 2025
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In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.
Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.
Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.
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Hit Me Baby One More Time by BeanBagsAndOtherLuxuries
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
22 Sep 2025
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I open my eyes and see the Mage standing just inside the door, looking amused. No, not amused. There is something darker beneath the surface.
He is not supposed to look amused. He is not supposed to look anything. The Mage is dead.
The Mage is dead and I gave my magic away. The Mage is dead and I was home with Baz, sleeping after we watched a film on his laptop in bed.
The Mage is dead and I killed him.
(Simon Snow is granted three years worth of memory on his first day back and he does everything in his heroic power to make sure that things turn out better this way. With the power of his magic and memory on his side, he will save the day, steal the kiss and get his happy ending.)
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Who Are You In The Dark by arthur_kko, best__dress
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Sep 2025
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Karima Basilious Grimm-Pitch, Natasha Pitch's only daughter and heiress to the House of Pitch, has heard all about Simon Snow. Everyone in the World of Mages has...
But "everyone" left out one important detail: Simon Snow is a girl.
Watford AU, but Baz and Simon are both girls, and that further complicates the expectations that are placed on them.
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Nothing really matters by The_gay_Platipus
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Sep 2025
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Simon Snow has been the Chosen One for most of his life, but when Lucy comes through the Veil, he learns that he's actually the problem he was raised to defeat... What's he going to do?
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Not At Heros Fit in Boxes by The_Single_Chocolate_Bar
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Sep 2025
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In order to keep the idea of the greatest Mage alive Davy made a two deals with the Vampires. One that made sure Simon could survive his magic. The other to make a young Baz motherless. How does this effect Simon's view of himself? How does Baz deal with the numpty kidnapping now hes not a vampire? How does this story change?
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- Part 1 of Vampire Simon and Human Baz
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As Long As You're Mine by Jodotha, WistfulWhimsy
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Aug 2025
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Simon Snow, the Wicked Witch, is dead. Basil Pitch, the Vampire, is nowhere to be found. But Princess Agatha the Well-Beloved still has a story to tell—of the years they all spent together at Shiz and the love that formed between them.
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A Wicked AU about dreams, differences, and those denied a happy ending.
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The fire between us(wip) by zoenightshade_0409
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
08 Aug 2025
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In a world of soulmates,what is to happen to happen to a person with no soul?
Tyrannus basilton grimm-pitch often finds himself wondering that.
Falling hopelessly in love with his roommate - who is also his nemesis - is the worst idea he's ever had.
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Dancing’s Well Gay by CursiveCandyHeart
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
31 Jul 2025
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Because if you want it to be, dancing can be well gay.
Simon and Baz spend several chapters attempting to have a dance together and of course their world comes entirely too close to ending before they succeed, because this is SnowBaz and it’s supposed to be dramatic. Featuring a Simon Snow who has no idea what Drag Race is (when would he have seen it) and a Tyrannus Basilton Pitch who knows but has bigger things to worry about, like surviving this fic.Expect angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, hurt/no comfort, platonic queerness, dance trivia, and frequent edits. This idea came to me days ago but I wrote the last chapter first before I figured out that I want to tell the story backwards.
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Weave a Spell for Me by sillyunicorn6154
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
21 Jul 2025
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Simon Snow wants to compete in the Battle of the Bands. The only problem? He can't enter as a solo act. The pianist who plays at the restaurant he works at would be the perfect match... if only the man weren't such a snob.
Baz Pitch is supposed to be pursuing law, but instead he's getting a master's degree in piano performance. His first recital is coming up soon. Can he own up to his family about his true passion?
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Journey: A Boy Next Door Short by monbons for TheWholeLemon
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 May 2025
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Baz goes on a journey to find his favorite person.
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- Part 5 of The Boy Next Door Verse
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Beautiful Roaring Scream by RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 May 2025
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Alegría, beautiful roaring scream
Of joy and sorrow so extreme
There is a love in me raging
Alegría, a joyous, magical feeling“Alegría”
Cirque du SoleilCirque Watford begins development of their latest show, Fjäril. Simon Snow, a former Olympic gymnast, runs away with the circus. Baz Pitch, a Cirque legacy, is desperate to find joy in the place his mother loved so much. Together, they might just make magic.
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A Change Would Do You Good by Dumb_Bitch_Writes
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
29 Apr 2025
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With what starts as a truce, turns into continuous, petty squabbles. Nothing more, nothing less. But Simon and his magic. No matter how low the circumstances, something always has to go wrong. Now him and Baz have swapped bodies.
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Simon Snow and What Happens After Happily Ever After by Holly_Fae
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
12 Mar 2025
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Here is a collection of scenes I imagine as head cannon that happen sometime after the events of Any Way the Wind Blows. There were some character relationships I was really interested in seeing develop, especially with all of the revelations of the final book. Nico's story takes place sometime before Snow for Christmas, while Mitali's Story takes place immediately after the end of book three. The chapters are currently stand alone. I will probably add more in the future.
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A Very Cheesy Meet-Cute by YouAreNeverTooOld for pectinouscube
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Feb 2025
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"At this point another figure enters my field of view. An immaculately groomed man in a three-piece suit, who looks like he'd be more at home in the first class lounge than out here with us motley crew. He's staring at cheese guy, which, fair. But not in a "what a loud and obnoxious person" sort of way - which I might expect from someone who looks like he does. More in a flustered, stupefied, stopped-in-my-tracks-by-beauty sort of way. Well. This could get a whole lot more interesting."
An airport meet-cute featuring a delayed flight, an emotional support goat, a bottle of wine, and some cheese. Actually, a LOT of cheese...